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00:00:35 It's not my first trip!
00:00:37 I know, but it's no time
00:00:41 If you're cold, there's a blanket
00:00:45 Why not a Sherpa too!
00:00:47 I'm going to Paris, not Tibet!
00:00:59 Mr Fernand,
00:01:00 the fair will be busy by Sunday.
00:01:03 If you could get back...
00:01:05 I said I'd take two days!
00:01:07 Can't you display
00:01:15 And don't break down again!
00:01:17 What broke down?
00:01:19 The breakdown truck!
00:02:36 "Louis in town.
00:02:40 Needs you urgently...
00:02:41 Not a peep out of him
00:02:44 Deported for fifteen years.
00:02:47 He must be in a tight spot
00:02:52 Either he needs dough
00:03:18 We've been waiting for you.
00:03:21 Tough enough!
00:03:23 Glad to see you.
00:03:26 The Mexican's getting impatient.
00:03:28 He's back? It's no gag?
00:03:30 I wouldn't do that.
00:03:31 It's still a surprise.
00:03:34 You've got some more
00:03:57 Mr Fernand.
00:04:10 He's here.
00:04:11 Send him in.
00:04:16 I thought you'd never get here...
00:04:20 or that you'd get here too late.
00:04:23 I had to put 500 miles behind me.
00:04:26 I'm glad to see you,
00:04:31 So am I.
00:04:33 I didn't want
00:04:36 without ever seeing a friend.
00:04:41 And I thought of you.
00:04:45 It's not that I didn't want
00:04:49 you can't always do
00:04:52 What about you?
00:04:54 The cops didn't invite you back.
00:04:58 What got into you?
00:04:59 Thanks, doc.
00:05:03 Tell them to come up.
00:05:09 Don't you think...
00:05:11 Shut up! We've got no time.
00:05:14 Give the doc
00:05:21 What's up, Louis?
00:05:23 I came back to die...
00:05:27 and to be buried
00:05:31 America is fine
00:05:35 At a pinch, you can live there, too.
00:05:40 But there's only one place
00:05:46 Yes, I'm cashing in my chips...
00:05:51 I want you to take care of her.
00:05:54 That's a great idea!
00:05:56 You knew her mother.
00:06:00 You mean...
00:06:04 I'll leave you
00:06:07 My business runs itself.
00:06:10 Folace, my attorney will explain.
00:06:13 With my roulette wheels...
00:06:14 I make a clean 60 per cent.
00:06:17 And you rake off
00:06:23 No, your kid
00:06:27 but I got a business, too.
00:06:29 And mine is legal.
00:06:31 Yeah... a fair-weather friend...
00:06:34 I didn't say that.
00:06:36 You didn't say that
00:06:40 you'd hand my little Patricia
00:06:45 My angel...
00:06:48 To hell with your angel!
00:06:50 You've gone straight.
00:06:54 The world is full of them.
00:06:57 My little girl
00:07:00 They'll pick her bones
00:07:03 I sent her to a convent school.
00:07:05 I had her learn English.
00:07:09 She'll end up walking the street...
00:07:13 All your fault!
00:07:16 Leave it out!
00:07:17 I've seen you
00:07:21 About dope, dames... anything.
00:07:24 Moaning is what you do best.
00:07:27 But don't try to pull it on me.
00:07:31 You louse! She's going to lose
00:07:35 You would, too!
00:07:37 I drop everything to see you
00:07:41 What a jerk I am!
00:08:11 You could have
00:08:15 Does he raise your fever?
00:08:19 Yes... when the men talk,
00:08:24 - I'll wait downstairs.
00:08:31 I'll make it short.
00:08:34 I've left my shares to Fernand here.
00:08:37 Yes, he'll take over from me.
00:08:41 You promised to tell me first.
00:08:43 Yeah... I could have
00:08:46 But I decided to do it this way.
00:08:49 Any objections?
00:08:52 Because... that's all I have to say.
00:09:02 I think everything is clear...
00:09:06 Isn't it?
00:09:38 Jesus, Louis!
00:09:45 You won't have to wait long.
00:09:47 Don't be a damn fool!
00:09:49 I know what I'm talking about.
00:09:53 Want me to open the window?
00:10:02 Look, it's daylight.
00:10:05 Yes, and from here,
00:10:09 To hell with the sky!
00:10:11 I'll be up there soon enough.
00:10:14 No, what interests me...
00:10:18 is the streets.
00:10:21 They yanked me right off the plane
00:10:27 I couldn't see a thing.
00:10:32 Everything's changed , hasn't it?
00:10:37 Not so much.
00:10:43 Tell me about it anyway.
00:10:50 Day's breaking...
00:10:54 The way we liked it.
00:10:57 Girls are leaving the Lido...
00:11:02 Remember?
00:11:05 That's when we'd pick them up.
00:11:09 I never thought
00:11:14 " Man's life
00:11:16 "is like a white foal
00:11:19 "A flash...
00:11:24 "and it's over."
00:11:27 China, 4th Century B.C.
00:11:34 You're born... you live...
00:11:37 and you die.
00:11:40 - We all go the same way.
00:11:42 I mean we don't all die in bed.
00:11:58 I'm bushed.
00:12:01 Sure.
00:12:03 - Those yours?
00:12:17 I always thought the Mexican
00:12:22 What saved him
00:12:25 We're all not that talented.
00:12:28 I got my own psychology:
00:12:35 It's crude, but it can work.
00:12:39 The Mexican was a real ace.
00:12:43 They'll talk about him
00:12:46 But he was on the skids...
00:12:54 At the end,
00:12:58 He'd get moody, throw tantrums...
00:13:07 You talked to him.
00:13:10 Notice what?
00:13:11 You didn't take
00:13:16 I shouldn't have?
00:13:18 Well, I was wrong.
00:13:20 There you are.
00:13:23 No need to get excited.
00:13:29 Some guys would turn on the heat,
00:13:35 What can we do for you?
00:13:39 Get the hell out of here!
00:13:41 I told my buddy
00:13:45 OK, so I was wrong...
00:13:49 But right or wrong,
00:14:04 Look...
00:14:06 We don't know you.
00:14:07 But you're in for some sleepless
00:14:12 A "nervous breakdown"
00:14:18 I'm strong as a horse.
00:14:20 I've lived in the countryside
00:14:23 Early to bed, early to rise.
00:14:32 The Tomato wants some help.
00:14:37 - It happens often?
00:14:40 I guess we can negotiate.
00:14:43 If you want to get home fast,
00:14:46 It's right on your road.
00:14:49 Don't worry about the Volfonis.
00:14:52 "The toad's spittle
00:15:04 Mind if we go together?
00:15:06 I don't mind
00:15:10 I'll let you know.
00:15:20 ls he a phony big wheel
00:15:24 To me, he's nothing.
00:15:27 One phone call
00:15:31 he doesn't exist.
00:15:37 They look stupid ,
00:15:41 They're experts.
00:15:43 The Volfoni brothers
00:15:45 They've raked in chips
00:15:50 What about the pretty boy?
00:15:53 The Kraut?
00:15:54 He puts out the booze.
00:15:57 Times change.
00:15:59 The Mexican never hired
00:16:02 I guess he was getting old.
00:16:05 He even helped out
00:16:08 If it was for charity,
00:16:22 This is the Tomato's pitch.
00:16:24 I thought it was a big deal.
00:16:28 The Tomato says...
00:16:31 a gambler only looks at the table.
00:16:33 He doesn't even see
00:16:39 Get down !
00:17:33 On foot, they'd have had a chance.
00:17:36 But no one likes
00:17:40 The infantry spirit is dead.
00:17:44 It's a shame.
00:17:52 Who planted them?
00:17:55 It might be one of their jokes.
00:18:00 Let's not rush things.
00:18:02 They may be expecting us again.
00:18:07 I'm not giving orders...
00:18:13 On the retreat from Moscow,
00:18:23 You made all the noise?
00:18:25 Excuse me.
00:18:26 - Mr Fernand , the new boss.
00:18:29 Now you do.
00:18:32 I'm the Tomato.
00:18:38 Why all the shooting?
00:18:44 Somebody did.
00:18:57 Send Freddy out to clean up.
00:19:00 There's a heap outside
00:19:07 - Where are the others?
00:19:10 The guys raising hell.
00:19:13 Raising hell here?
00:19:16 Neither do I.
00:19:18 Didn't you call us?
00:19:20 It's been a very quiet night.
00:19:23 There must be a misunderstanding.
00:19:28 Henri's number?
00:19:47 Henri won't be
00:19:49 to anyone.
00:19:51 Three sudden deaths
00:19:55 inheritance taxes
00:20:03 The Mexican told the occupant
00:20:09 Three months later...
00:20:13 What a buy!
00:20:48 He's dead.
00:20:52 We couldn't get here right away.
00:20:55 We had some litigation.
00:20:57 Besides...
00:21:01 The Volfonis?
00:21:06 When the lion dies,
00:21:12 Charlemagne's sons
00:21:19 I'm Mr Folace, attorney.
00:21:22 I regret the circumstances
00:21:27 Your room is ready.
00:21:31 That's very kind , but...
00:21:33 I'd like to settle
00:21:41 Were you a very old friend of Louis?
00:21:45 His oldest friend.
00:21:47 Miss Patricia will be sad.
00:21:50 The subject is forbidden.
00:21:54 The deceased's wishes are clear.
00:21:56 As long as possible,
00:22:00 in the Mexican mountains
00:22:04 so he can't write letters.
00:22:06 I've got to go.
00:22:09 Mr Folace can reach me.
00:22:11 I live with my mother.
00:22:19 I'm glad you're here.
00:22:22 I can't handle the child.
00:22:27 I've known her too long.
00:22:29 I was at her baptism.
00:22:32 A beautiful ceremony.
00:22:36 Take up Mr Naudin's bags,
00:22:48 Look, let's be serious
00:22:52 A kid can pull
00:22:54 but that's not our worry. Right?
00:22:57 It's not my worry anymore.
00:23:00 After all, you're here.
00:23:03 What do you mean?
00:23:05 Didn't you agree
00:23:09 You'll go through
00:23:14 Visits to principals, excuses,
00:23:21 You mean,
00:23:24 From everywhere.
00:23:27 She has never lasted
00:23:31 Just long enough
00:23:36 Yes, I'm delighted you're here.
00:23:39 Not for long.
00:23:43 She'll stay in her next place...
00:23:46 or I'll put her into
00:23:53 Tell her.
00:23:54 - I will. Where is she?
00:23:57 Her little party
00:24:04 What he means is:
00:24:11 Isn't your Limey a lush?
00:24:13 Oh yeah... And he's no more
00:24:17 The Mexican found him .
00:24:22 Where?
00:24:23 Here. Right in front of his safe,
00:24:27 Jean had cracked
00:24:31 The Mexican grabbed him
00:24:36 I can see it now.
00:24:37 The boss couldn't call the police,
00:24:40 nor pay for the damage.
00:24:43 So Jean worked here
00:24:47 Then it got into his blood.
00:24:51 He liked the job.
00:24:53 After all, he gets
00:24:56 Till then he'd spent
00:24:59 He chose freedom.
00:25:31 Funny, I thought
00:25:37 But it's all right.
00:25:40 You're Uncle Fernand?
00:25:47 We should kiss, you know.
00:25:50 Well, if it's done...
00:25:58 Good thing I shaved.
00:26:00 Daddy told me
00:26:04 When?
00:26:05 In his last letter...
00:26:09 Surprised?
00:26:13 He wrote all about you
00:26:16 and everything
00:26:23 I'd like some tea
00:26:26 maybe some bacon and eggs.
00:26:30 Tea at 7 o'clock at night!
00:26:33 I guess I'm still
00:26:41 It must have been something
00:26:49 - Who?
00:26:52 He wrote: "Fernand saved me
00:26:57 He didn't say
00:27:03 Look, I'm dying of hunger.
00:27:08 You won't tell me?
00:27:12 It's not easy to remember.
00:27:15 There are rivers all over the place
00:27:18 Full of crocodiles.
00:27:20 Are you happy?
00:27:22 Let me wash.
00:27:26 We must have a long talk.
00:27:30 - A serious talk.
00:27:33 Mind if I say uncle?
00:27:39 Did you kill a lot of them?
00:27:44 Crocodiles.
00:27:46 There are rivers all over the place
00:27:50 Well, I'll take care of your tea!
00:27:57 Since you believe in firmness,
00:28:02 I'll give you a chance to try it.
00:28:04 On what?
00:28:05 On money...
00:28:10 The Volfonis haven't paid rent
00:28:14 The Tomato and Theo are late, too.
00:28:18 ls this a revolt?
00:28:20 No, sire, a revolution.
00:28:25 No one's paying .
00:28:26 Are these guys
00:28:30 Looks like it.
00:28:32 Did Louis know?
00:28:35 I didn't tell him .
00:28:39 If it had made the papers
00:28:44 you can imagine, can't you?
00:28:47 What I see is that you'd rather
00:28:51 A legal guardian isn't the same.
00:28:54 His head chops off
00:28:57 Who's asking you to do it?
00:29:00 We have Pascal.
00:29:02 Shall I call him?
00:29:05 If I wasn't due at the Avignon fair,
00:29:10 But I'm short of time.
00:29:13 And it's not good
00:29:16 or to let the hired help dream.
00:29:19 Dream? Do you dream in color?
00:29:23 Antoine Delafoy,
00:29:28 I admire you, sir.
00:29:31 Patricia always praises you.
00:29:33 You are the gaucho...
00:29:38 She never praises you.
00:29:40 She hasn't had time.
00:29:44 That can be amusing,
00:29:48 for the exploits of famous men.
00:29:55 ls he always like this?
00:29:56 No, it's just a front.
00:29:59 He needs to talk
00:30:03 I know that he will charm you.
00:30:07 - Oh , he charms too?
00:30:14 About your dreams in color...
00:30:16 Borowsky says
00:30:20 I prefer Freud.
00:30:23 - What do you think?
00:30:26 I don't dream in color
00:30:28 I don't dream !
00:30:31 Adding water would be a crime.
00:30:37 Uncle is so overworked.
00:30:40 Coming with us tomorrow night?
00:30:42 Where?
00:30:44 What a sense of humor!
00:30:46 Frankie Mills
00:30:48 Beethoven and Chopin
00:30:51 But Mills makes them
00:30:55 Everyone's going.
00:30:58 Yes, I know people
00:31:02 But you'll have to go without me.
00:31:06 Tomorrow evening
00:31:08 And Patricia will be studying.
00:31:11 Right, Patricia?
00:31:20 You're right.
00:31:22 What's going on now?
00:31:25 Our friend will be delighted
00:31:29 The Volfonis are holding
00:31:32 A committee meeting,
00:31:36 Behind your back!
00:31:38 Where did you get this?
00:31:40 I can't say.
00:31:42 It's not nice.
00:31:52 There are two possible solutions.
00:31:54 We can look into it
00:32:01 Of course, it wouldn't hurt
00:32:06 We're going!
00:32:10 Can I squeeze into your car?
00:32:13 If the meeting gets lively,
00:32:19 Do you prefer
00:32:22 Tomorrow.
00:32:24 I've got a board meeting.
00:32:26 You're not dining with us?
00:32:28 And I told Jean
00:32:31 I'm deeply touched
00:32:43 It's phony.
00:32:44 It's not. We buy it in Strasbourg.
00:32:47 No, I mean his board meeting.
00:32:49 If you ask me, your uncle
00:32:54 You think so?
00:32:55 We walked the streets
00:32:58 I won't be a call girl
00:33:02 Street-walking... call girls...
00:33:04 You purposely use words
00:33:08 He's being literary.
00:33:09 That kind of literature
00:33:14 Louis wasn't progressive.
00:33:16 He was right-wing.
00:33:19 If you asked for a raise,
00:33:23 But he gave us security.
00:33:26 You mean... he gave us crumbs!
00:33:29 Do you know what he cost us
00:33:31 Do you know?
00:33:34 Tell them, Paul. I can't.
00:33:39 500,000 a month just for rent...
00:33:44 90 million in 15 years.
00:33:46 And 30 million a year
00:33:49 Know what that makes?
00:33:51 Half a billion francs!
00:33:53 And you kicked in just as much.
00:33:56 Didn't you?
00:33:58 I didn't say a word.
00:33:59 I'm not paying!
00:34:01 I invite you to do likewise!
00:34:03 You're inviting us...
00:34:06 It's nice of you,
00:34:11 What's bothering you?
00:34:14 The climate.
00:34:16 3 corpses since yesterday.
00:34:19 It's like Stalingrad.
00:34:22 Once was enough.
00:34:25 I prefer to stay out of range.
00:34:29 You're trying to pin it on me?
00:34:32 Then say so:
00:34:34 "You knocked off Henri
00:34:38 "Plus the Mexican.
00:34:40 "And the Archduke of Austria..."
00:34:43 It's me, Pascal!
00:34:45 I'm coming.
00:34:48 I'm with the lawyer.
00:34:53 You're three, not two.
00:34:55 I announce the help...
00:34:58 Maybe, but I got my orders.
00:35:12 It's funny the way sailors need
00:35:21 If you stick with me,
00:35:43 Don't.
00:35:44 Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
00:35:52 I didn't invite you.
00:35:54 You didn't have to...
00:36:00 What's this? A seminar?
00:36:06 I called them in
00:36:10 about his funeral.
00:36:14 If you mean
00:36:18 that's my business.
00:36:20 If you mean Henri's,
00:36:24 you might take care of it.
00:36:30 You can't pin
00:36:33 We'll settle that later.
00:36:34 We've other things to do now.
00:36:37 Let's talk business.
00:36:40 Let's start at the beginning.
00:36:43 Ladies first.
00:36:46 - Madame Mado, I presume.
00:36:49 Madam, Mr Folace informs me
00:36:54 your balance of payments.
00:36:56 It's temporary, I trust.
00:36:59 ls there an explanation?
00:37:03 There are two:
00:37:07 The customer has
00:37:12 For example,
00:37:17 The one who dropped in
00:37:21 Now, after dinner,
00:37:24 We can't compete
00:37:29 The Sunday lover
00:37:34 - I ask you.
00:37:37 He has a car, Mr Fernand ,
00:37:43 By the way, you mentioned
00:37:49 The situation is catastrophic.
00:37:51 They're scarcer than maids.
00:37:53 They're emigrating!
00:37:57 They're ready
00:38:03 Thank you, madam.
00:38:09 Who's the moonshine artist?
00:38:13 I assume you are
00:38:16 Your racket
00:38:20 But the French
00:38:26 Less than before.
00:38:30 Young Frenchmen drink sodas
00:38:34 Ode Frenchmen drink mineral water
00:38:40 Worst of all, there's whiskey.
00:38:44 Meaning?
00:38:47 Whiskey is our tragedy.
00:38:54 I never saw that. ls it new?
00:38:57 It's this year's Beretta.
00:39:00 Just the thing
00:39:06 But, at this price,
00:39:10 There's no substitute for quality.
00:39:14 - Who got it?
00:39:17 - Berthe's brother?
00:39:20 I hope
00:39:22 why pastis sales
00:39:25 The clients are
00:39:28 It's a buyer's market.
00:39:31 Take the case of tractors...
00:39:36 I hope it's still hot.
00:39:44 And now, it's our turn.
00:39:47 Gambling is hotter than ever.
00:39:49 You think so?
00:39:51 Figures are your trouble.
00:39:53 You're men of action.
00:39:57 What if we don't agree?
00:40:00 Don't worry.
00:40:01 I picked the simplest system of all.
00:40:06 We carry over last year's figures.
00:40:09 Stop it, you!
00:40:10 That was a record year.
00:40:12 You'll beat the record this year.
00:40:16 You all look happy and dynamic.
00:40:20 He has to rub it in.
00:40:26 You'll collect
00:40:29 And if we don't pay,
00:40:38 Gentlemen, I thank you
00:40:54 Show these gentlemen out.
00:41:01 Raoul Volfoni, you really are...
00:41:05 What?
00:41:07 A born leader.
00:41:10 That guy doesn't know Raoul!
00:41:14 I wanted to save you the bloodshed,
00:41:18 I'll beat his brains out.
00:41:21 I'll have him crawling on his knees,
00:41:31 I forgot...
00:41:32 If you're late, you pay 10% more.
00:41:42 He dared to hit me.
00:41:45 He doesn't realize...
00:41:55 That party made
00:41:58 Mr Naudin mussed up...
00:42:00 a little bit Ode Man Volfoni.
00:42:05 My compliments, sir.
00:42:08 What's going on now?
00:42:26 Just when the flute started!
00:42:29 It isn't done, uncle.
00:42:32 Take it easy.
00:42:33 What's wrong?
00:42:38 Hardly any.
00:42:43 I'd like an explanation.
00:42:46 Put your shoes on.
00:42:49 What must I explain, my dear sir?
00:42:52 All this...
00:42:55 Your shoes
00:42:58 An understandable confusion.
00:43:02 Oh, it's not Louis XVI?
00:43:04 No, it's Louis XV.
00:43:08 Corelli's sonatas
00:43:11 I think they are.
00:43:13 And it's my house!
00:43:14 I accept your thesis
00:43:19 music in relation to its setting,
00:43:23 the container
00:43:35 Patricia, sugar...
00:43:37 I hate to be
00:43:41 The gaucho may be unrefined
00:43:44 But I must be frank: your Antoine
00:43:50 Let's talk about me
00:43:53 Go to your room.
00:43:55 'Night, Antoine!
00:43:57 As for you, young man...
00:43:59 - I know the way.
00:44:03 But Uncle Fernand...
00:44:04 Mister Fernand to you!
00:44:07 Protocol will win over affection.
00:44:09 Too bad !
00:44:16 I'm disappointed in you.
00:44:20 Your father couldn't stand
00:44:24 A bum? Antoine is a great composer.
00:44:28 Geniuses don't go barefoot.
00:44:32 What about Françoise Sagan?
00:44:57 What a way to make a social call...
00:45:01 We didn't want to ring the bell
00:45:05 The young lady might get ideas.
00:45:07 Especially at her age...
00:45:10 We wanted to talk to you.
00:45:14 I've seen you.
00:45:16 At the Volfonis'.
00:45:19 I was on the other side.
00:45:24 Sit down while I eat my meal.
00:45:27 You're too kind.
00:45:35 There's a reason
00:45:39 Bastien is my father's
00:45:43 Sort of like a first cousin.
00:45:46 Do you see the problem?
00:45:49 No, not yet.
00:45:53 You didn't give Mr Fernand
00:45:57 Top gun for the Volfonis.
00:45:59 Five years in the game,
00:46:03 and never a scratch.
00:46:05 Don't you see the hitch?
00:46:10 Suckers would call this
00:46:14 We call it:
00:46:18 The weather looks bad
00:46:24 What if it gets stormy?
00:46:27 Bastien and me are bound
00:46:33 We're too honest not to shoot.
00:46:35 This could wipe out a family.
00:46:39 Yes, I see.
00:46:41 Want a drink?
00:46:43 - Never between meals.
00:46:47 I don't break training.
00:46:48 Alcohol ruins your touch.
00:46:51 Well, I can't blame you.
00:46:53 The family is sacred.
00:46:58 What do you suggest?
00:47:01 Bastien has handed in
00:47:05 And so will you.
00:47:08 It's the least I can do.
00:47:13 I understand .
00:47:16 When child welfare
00:47:21 don't try to understand,
00:47:25 "If this definition had not
00:47:30 "that Bossuet depicted God
00:47:33 "and Pascal depicted Him
00:47:38 You don't say!
00:47:42 What? They only gave you a B!
00:47:46 I won't stand for it.
00:47:49 You're sweet, uncle.
00:47:51 Patricia, honey...
00:47:53 When I arrived here
00:47:56 we were drifting helplessly...
00:47:58 Phone call, sir.
00:48:01 From Montauban.
00:48:03 The caller sounds
00:48:07 Farmer maybe...
00:48:23 I couldn't make it by Friday.
00:48:26 I don't know.
00:48:33 Well, take care of it!
00:48:35 Every time I go away,
00:48:41 You're on your own!
00:48:45 "And Pascal depicted Him
00:48:49 I'd have given Miss Patricia
00:48:53 Do you know the balance
00:48:56 Six million.
00:49:00 ls someone helping himself?
00:49:02 It's much simpler than that.
00:49:04 Payments due last week...
00:49:08 The cost of Princess Patricia's
00:49:12 the budget of Versailles.
00:49:15 Your expenses are taking on
00:49:26 - Who is it?
00:49:28 Raoul Volfoni.
00:49:30 It's about time.
00:49:35 So you finally decided
00:49:38 You got a fixation!
00:49:41 I'm just telling you
00:49:44 Better take care of it.
00:49:47 It's none of your business!
00:49:49 That's not fair. You won't
00:49:53 Do you think
00:49:57 He won't miss a chance to give
00:50:04 It's funny
00:50:09 Some impulsive types
00:50:13 Others come in person.
00:50:21 You see.
00:50:24 And Volfoni will take the rap.
00:50:26 Feel better?
00:50:33 This makes
00:50:39 Now, it's merely
00:50:43 Next month, the Volfonis...
00:50:47 and the Mexican's racket becomes:
00:50:52 and Co.
00:50:59 Hide all that.
00:51:01 The caveman might not like
00:51:06 OK, I'm coming!
00:51:13 In five minutes...
00:51:17 get going.
00:51:30 - Hurry up!
00:51:36 It's you, Mr Fernand?
00:51:38 Well, don't look so amazed!
00:51:42 Volfoni is a fool.
00:51:46 I didn't ask him to bother you.
00:51:51 Well, I'm here now.
00:51:55 By the way, you need radar
00:51:58 I hunted for an hour.
00:52:00 The police have been
00:52:03 and have never found it.
00:52:07 That's why I'll regret leaving it.
00:52:11 What makes you say that?
00:52:17 The weariness of it all.
00:52:20 Haven't you ever felt
00:52:25 No, I can't say I have.
00:52:28 You don't have the same reasons.
00:52:31 You won the war.
00:52:34 Okay, but I didn't come here
00:52:38 So what's going on?
00:52:41 This is what's going on.
00:52:44 We have a load
00:52:49 Six million francs in pastis...
00:52:52 and a customer
00:52:55 in Fontainebleau.
00:52:59 We won't deliver.
00:53:02 Why not?
00:53:04 Our last driver took
00:53:08 with an oil company.
00:53:11 Overseas allowance...
00:53:16 Love of money.
00:53:19 A driver can be replaced.
00:53:24 Running booze requires
00:53:29 but honesty as well.
00:53:31 Unlike the run-of-the-mill deal,
00:53:35 payment is immediate...
00:53:40 A simple mind can be tempted.
00:53:44 Well, get in
00:53:46 It sounds easy.
00:53:49 Why's that?
00:53:50 At night on an open road,
00:53:53 if an armed man in uniform
00:53:56 waves a lamp
00:53:58 what do you do?
00:54:00 I stop, of course.
00:54:04 That's why you still
00:54:08 I don't.
00:54:19 Are the truck's papers okay?
00:54:21 Of course.
00:54:22 But you don't intend...
00:54:25 For six million francs,
00:54:28 I can drive anything.
00:54:32 It's not my favorite brand.
00:54:36 Where do I deliver?
00:54:41 Do you know the Pyramid fork?
00:54:43 A black Cadillac
00:54:51 We missed him.
00:54:53 Or else the cops picked him up.
00:55:01 He's just behind schedule.
00:55:05 Those windbags
00:55:07 are all alike.
00:55:09 "I can drive anything ."
00:55:12 But not when the chips are down.
00:55:44 I think we have a customer.
00:55:47 He's going to regret
00:56:26 What are you waiting for?
00:56:47 That's enough!
00:57:14 Yes, the small businessman
00:57:18 What about the Tomato?
00:57:20 If we have to fire him, we will.
00:57:23 I know just one law:
00:57:41 Can't you kick the habit?
00:57:55 Gentlemen,
00:57:57 Your debts are mounting .
00:58:00 A truck...
00:58:03 - Explain.
00:58:06 I'm in no mood for a chat.
00:58:09 I'm irritable!
00:58:31 You still in for 50%?
00:58:33 Sure I am.
00:58:36 Then open the door.
00:59:00 The party began at nine.
00:59:02 I don't think
00:59:08 Who invited you...
00:59:14 I wonder if he's laying her...
00:59:17 Who's laying who?
01:00:05 Just a second, sir.
01:00:15 The family circle
01:00:20 Just a drop more...
01:00:21 You've had enough.
01:00:23 Get me another bottle.
01:00:28 Where's Patricia?
01:00:30 And Mr Folace?
01:00:32 In the kitchen.
01:00:53 Look, I feel like a criminal.
01:01:00 There you are! And you call this
01:01:05 I want an explanation.
01:01:08 Where were you?
01:01:14 - With friends.
01:01:17 You relived the good old days?
01:01:21 You played with flame-throwers?
01:01:26 Straight or soda?
01:01:34 I feel right at home.
01:01:36 You said that I could
01:01:39 They're all from excellent families.
01:01:42 Do you know who he was?
01:01:46 Admiral Letellier's son.
01:01:48 You want me to get my diploma?
01:01:51 Then be logical.
01:01:54 A diploma without pull
01:01:57 an omelet without eggs,
01:02:01 It's not worth a thing!
01:02:03 Never thought of that, did you?
01:02:05 - ls that all?
01:02:07 what are you thinking about?
01:02:10 Montauban.
01:02:22 Charming evening, isn't it?
01:02:24 Know how much
01:02:26 2,000 new francs.
01:02:29 Some waste money...
01:02:39 What do you say to that?
01:02:45 Those anchovy sandwiches
01:02:48 Here are the overdue payments,
01:02:51 and with a fine to boot.
01:02:54 The Volfonis tried
01:02:57 It's not their style.
01:02:59 That shows
01:03:08 Yes, you have to keep up
01:03:12 Would they dare to come here?
01:03:15 Damn fools dare anything.
01:03:38 You're sure
01:03:41 I'm always sure...
01:03:53 - Scotch or fruit juice?
01:03:57 If this is on our dough,
01:04:02 Hey, you!
01:04:07 ls your boss here?
01:04:09 Whom do you wish?
01:04:11 - Mr Fernand Naudin.
01:04:13 Fernand the thief...
01:04:16 - Follow me, gentlemen.
01:04:19 You coming?
01:04:23 Gentlemen, you may enter.
01:04:28 Don't make a move.
01:04:31 We got the fire power
01:04:34 Let me relieve you of it,
01:04:39 Boys, we're out of sandwiches.
01:04:42 Uncle, if your friends
01:04:49 Hurry, gentlemen.
01:04:51 Someone might get
01:04:55 Someone almost did .
01:04:57 Know what I ought to do...
01:05:05 Isn't this getting monotonous?
01:05:10 I told you this was
01:05:14 Men of action should
01:05:19 We're living in an age
01:05:24 What do you think?
01:05:29 I don't say no.
01:05:41 We didn't come here
01:05:46 Why not?
01:05:49 Domestic chores can have
01:05:59 Especially if they lead
01:06:16 Mr Folace,
01:06:19 ditch the casus belli.
01:06:26 I know human nature, Mr Paul.
01:06:30 But to get back to housework,
01:06:33 what you said
01:06:38 and it steadies you.
01:06:40 How very true!
01:06:42 Yes, the devil finds work
01:06:54 Where's Jean?
01:06:56 Why?
01:06:57 We're out of ice
01:07:00 Give her some fruit juice.
01:07:02 You know what you can do
01:07:08 Patricia's uncle says
01:07:11 Then buy some... with that!
01:07:14 Hands off the lolly, bitch!
01:07:29 Drinking at that age!
01:07:34 It's a scandal.
01:07:37 But we're not minors.
01:07:42 We might have a little snort.
01:07:46 You can say that again.
01:07:52 The fact of the matter is...
01:07:54 the kids pirated
01:07:56 We'll have to try
01:08:03 - Oh , memories!
01:08:06 Saved?
01:08:14 You broke out the vitriol?
01:08:17 What do you mean?
01:08:21 It looks okay.
01:08:23 As a first impression,
01:08:26 it looks pretty weird.
01:08:28 The Mexican made it
01:08:31 But we had to stop production.
01:08:35 It was bad for business.
01:09:01 Yes, you can't deny it.
01:09:05 It's got body!
01:09:10 You're right, it is weird.
01:09:14 I knew a Polish girl
01:09:24 But you must admit
01:09:57 Know what it reminds me of?
01:10:00 The juice we used to drink
01:10:07 Red shutters...
01:10:09 and that big blond lady who ran it.
01:10:14 What was her name?
01:10:16 - Montmartre Lulu.
01:10:21 I can taste apples.
01:10:24 They're in it.
01:10:27 That's where
01:10:31 You know who did it?
01:10:35 I got amnesia!
01:10:37 Montreal Teddy.
01:10:46 Those were the days.
01:11:08 Sulking?
01:11:10 Me sulk?
01:11:16 But I'm fed up
01:11:20 Kissing over the telephone
01:11:22 even twice a day
01:11:25 I'm a man!
01:11:27 It's all your uncle's fault.
01:11:29 You all act like
01:11:33 I'll talk to him.
01:11:36 About what?
01:11:44 I'll talk to him...
01:11:48 About you,
01:11:49 about me...
01:11:52 about us!
01:11:54 Say that again.
01:11:59 About you...
01:12:01 About me...
01:12:03 Just the first word.
01:12:08 Okay, I'll grant you
01:12:12 Jo the Jolter
01:12:15 But during the dark days
01:12:18 nothing could stop him.
01:12:20 He even wiped out
01:12:24 Was he running a tank?
01:12:26 No, a milk bar.
01:12:29 I can't think straight.
01:12:32 Jo had a secret formula.
01:12:37 Where?
01:12:41 Down the hall to the right.
01:12:48 A sack of spuds,
01:12:52 and 25 quarts of Napoleon brandy
01:12:57 Jo was a magician.
01:13:01 And that's why
01:13:05 certain disrespectful quarters...
01:13:09 to shut their goddam yaps.
01:13:15 You can't tell me...
01:13:17 there's not just apples in it.
01:13:20 There's something else.
01:13:26 It wouldn't be
01:13:31 They're in there, too.
01:13:35 What do they teach you
01:13:38 Pretty girls
01:13:41 Know how I see your future?
01:13:45 You wanna know?
01:13:49 I'll tell you anyway.
01:13:52 I see an international career...
01:13:56 Egypt, for example.
01:13:58 Nice place, Egypt.
01:14:00 And the best thing is they know...
01:14:03 how to treat artists right.
01:14:09 Do you want anything , sir?
01:14:11 He offered me a trip to Egypt.
01:14:17 Oh, I just said Egypt
01:14:21 I might have said...
01:14:24 Lebanon!
01:14:26 Ah I see! The gentleman
01:14:29 No, darling, the gentleman
01:14:34 But it's nothing unusual.
01:14:55 I wish I could
01:15:10 Your niece is
01:15:16 I'm talking to her...
01:15:18 you know me,
01:15:21 I know my manners...
01:15:24 when this squirt
01:15:28 He used bad words!
01:15:38 It's Mister Antoine! Kicking him
01:15:43 I guess I'll have to
01:15:47 I think it's closing time.
01:15:53 Get out!
01:15:56 The French family deserves respect!
01:15:58 Over-indulgence
01:16:04 Did we drink?
01:16:06 Just apple juice.
01:16:07 I'm gonna teach you tact...
01:16:10 with my foot on your backside!
01:17:49 What were we talking about?
01:17:51 Our youth.
01:18:03 Wake up!
01:18:17 What are you doing here?
01:18:20 I must inform you...
01:18:22 that Patricia didn't
01:18:29 Patricia isn't in school.
01:18:32 The school just called up.
01:18:37 She's going to school.
01:18:40 She's going right now.
01:18:46 She's gone?
01:18:51 That's impossible.
01:18:53 You knew her mother...
01:18:57 - So?
01:18:59 Her mother was always running out.
01:19:04 Susie the Smile
01:19:07 At 1 6, she was a star.
01:19:14 We could call the police...
01:19:18 The Mexican would spin in his grave!
01:19:21 The cops looking for his kid?
01:19:23 Sometimes, you're brilliant!
01:19:30 Did you see her leave?
01:19:32 Yes, at eight... as usual.
01:19:35 Notice anything?
01:19:36 Yes, sir. Her bags.
01:19:44 He tells me this now?
01:19:48 It's unbelievable.
01:19:50 A kid leaves for school
01:19:53 and you think it's normal?
01:19:56 Go on, boy, go on
01:20:00 What a bunch of jerks!
01:20:03 Thanks for your help.
01:20:09 What's that?
01:20:11 The license number of her taxi.
01:20:24 You're sure it's here?
01:20:26 Yes, I had to haul the bags.
01:20:30 She's crazy!
01:20:31 We always say that
01:20:35 Wait for me.
01:20:36 Better call another cab.
01:20:38 If the lady sees me, I won't
01:20:42 6 francs 50.
01:20:45 In our racket, we try
01:20:47 the ups and downs
01:20:50 I knew a hackie
01:20:53 This chick turns him
01:20:57 - She had a lousy aim.
01:21:05 Don't be too tough on her.
01:22:13 Good heavens!
01:22:15 Where must a man go
01:22:18 To Greenland?
01:22:20 I almost had
01:22:23 Absolute! You hear me?
01:22:25 The music of the spheres.
01:22:27 But that's over your head.
01:22:32 Do you mind?
01:22:38 Mr Delafoy, when you've finished
01:22:44 I expected that!
01:22:47 Lowbrow irony!
01:22:50 Victorian sarcasm!
01:22:52 Mr Naudin, you may know all about
01:22:57 as for your opinions
01:23:00 I advise you to use them
01:23:03 and in children's sizes, too!
01:23:05 Since you threw me out,
01:23:08 - Where's Patricia?
01:23:11 Where's Patricia?
01:23:13 Here I am , uncle!
01:23:27 What are you doing here?
01:23:30 What does this mean?
01:23:32 As you can see:
01:23:36 In short,
01:23:42 After all, he's spending
01:23:47 Spending his life?
01:23:51 You're staying for lunch.
01:23:53 Go to the Italian place.
01:23:56 We're low on wine.
01:23:58 He likes bordeaux or burgundy?
01:24:01 I'll get both.
01:24:05 Don't you feel well?
01:24:07 It's nothing.
01:24:10 It's burning!
01:24:14 You can come in.
01:24:30 Why did you run off like that?
01:24:33 You had us worried sick.
01:24:35 Why did you throw Antoine out?
01:24:41 - Want my opinion?
01:24:43 It needs thyme.
01:24:45 I mean... my opinion
01:24:48 " My" Antoine?
01:24:53 He's marrying me.
01:24:55 Let's not lose our heads.
01:24:58 Do you love him?
01:25:00 Enough to marry him?
01:25:02 So much that
01:25:04 I deserve something tragic,
01:25:09 or even Russian!
01:25:11 Come on, have a little drink.
01:25:15 The hair of the dog.
01:25:17 I didn't have a drop.
01:25:19 Then why were you up all night?
01:25:22 You even took two baths.
01:25:26 Just nerves.
01:25:34 You won't be home late, will you?
01:25:37 I don't want your future in-laws...
01:25:39 to get the wrong idea.
01:25:43 Your Antoine is very amusing
01:25:46 but he's got a family
01:25:52 The sole survivor of a family
01:25:56 divorce and bad driving...
01:25:58 Daddy...
01:25:59 Adolphe Amédée Delafoy,
01:26:03 He collects clocks
01:26:07 disappointments in love
01:26:09 He only lacks
01:26:13 He yearns for it above all else,
01:26:18 A curious man...
01:26:20 A father.
01:26:21 His perversions in art
01:26:26 A defender of Puvis de Chavannes
01:26:28 I don't know him.
01:26:30 He does.
01:26:31 Aside from that,
01:26:34 with a weakness
01:26:39 Know the latest?
01:26:42 He's vice-president of the
01:26:54 What are you thinking of?
01:26:58 The monetary fund ...
01:27:01 it's not bad, you know.
01:27:27 Happy birthday, uncle!
01:27:32 Happy birthday, dear fellow!
01:27:43 That means: "Good health
01:27:51 You're all very nice.
01:27:53 Someone brought this.
01:27:56 From the Volfoni brothers.
01:28:01 Things like this affect a man.
01:28:04 It's a nice gesture!
01:28:08 It must be a clock...
01:28:59 He's gone.
01:29:00 Did you see that?
01:29:02 He sings and then: bang!
01:29:04 The guy's sick.
01:29:09 But I know how
01:29:13 I'll give him a prescription...
01:29:16 A stiff one!
01:29:18 I'll show him who I am!
01:29:19 They'll pick him up in little pieces
01:29:24 When I'm pushed too far,
01:29:27 I blow up! I blow away!
01:30:31 - We should've stayed home.
01:30:42 Make sure he's asleep.
01:30:56 ls the big slob asleep?
01:31:00 He'll sleep even better
01:31:03 That joker will hear
01:31:07 I'm going to send him
01:31:10 a one-way ticket to the factory.
01:31:19 The dirty dog.
01:31:30 "Truck Fire Puzzles Police"
01:31:34 "In the load of bootleg pastis
01:31:38 "bottles of gasoline."
01:31:42 They burn better.
01:31:46 But what you did to the Volfonis
01:31:51 It wasn't fair.
01:31:53 What a laugh!
01:31:55 They ambush me,
01:31:58 They didn't.
01:32:02 You explain.
01:32:05 If the Volfonis
01:32:08 who would have done it?
01:32:11 Me... top gun!
01:32:17 And it wasn't you.
01:32:24 Theo, our Kraut friend...
01:32:27 how do you rate him?
01:32:30 He isn't snow-white.
01:32:37 Mind running
01:32:40 If the Volfonis are out of it...
01:32:43 In that case,
01:32:47 You might see Theo
01:32:52 He probably feels like a chat.
01:32:55 A nice talk...
01:32:57 Since he knows you,
01:33:03 I don't see why
01:33:07 Neither do I.
01:33:10 Unless he wants to tease us.
01:33:14 We dropped by the distillery.
01:33:17 Theo wasn't there.
01:33:20 Strange, huh?
01:33:21 Why was he there?
01:33:23 Don't worry. He told us why.
01:33:32 Poor Tomato...
01:33:35 I didn't think
01:33:38 Well, they spared us the job.
01:33:42 ls that all you can think of?
01:33:44 This means that the other slob
01:33:48 It'll be our turn next.
01:33:57 But now we've got...
01:33:59 the law on our side.
01:34:01 - The law?
01:34:05 I don't forgive and forget.
01:34:12 Dear fellow...
01:34:14 we have visitors.
01:34:22 I thought we'd surprise them!
01:34:41 I won't ask if you can open it.
01:34:46 I won't ask
01:35:21 Expecting someone, sir?
01:35:24 Do you think
01:35:46 Please announce me
01:35:51 Whom shall I announce?
01:35:54 Whom am I to announce, sir?
01:35:57 What's the matter?
01:36:03 President Delafoy.
01:36:07 The father of Antoine Delafoy.
01:36:25 I apparently must announce myself.
01:36:32 I too am delighted
01:36:44 I see that you move fast.
01:36:51 I don't dislike that.
01:36:53 I approve of action and initiative.
01:36:56 In my younger days,
01:37:01 Great gods.
01:37:06 Late 18th Century!
01:37:08 A Ferdinand Berthoud!
01:37:12 Gracious!
01:37:16 Unless my daughter-in-law insists,
01:37:19 I would be glad
01:37:28 Forgive me,
01:37:34 Sir, I have the honor...
01:37:37 to ask the hand
01:37:39 of your niece, Patricia
01:37:43 for my son, Antoine.
01:37:51 Your spontaneous reply
01:38:02 Well, there we are...
01:38:09 This house is delightful.
01:38:14 This country air... this silence!
01:38:28 Sir, these old homesteads...
01:38:31 are absolutely priceless.
01:38:42 Didn't I hear...
01:38:45 Yes, it's...
01:38:47 It's the gardener.
01:38:54 Please tell him
01:38:57 I'll do my best, sir.
01:39:01 I hope it is a heritage...
01:39:04 But if you found it in Paris,
01:39:09 What?
01:39:11 This.
01:39:17 What's that?
01:39:22 Termites!
01:39:25 That's the trouble
01:39:36 Nasty bugs!
01:39:54 The goons.
01:39:56 On their own, they're bad news.
01:40:13 For once, God is not on our side.
01:40:17 But we won't go home
01:40:36 I know it's unfair,
01:40:39 but it makes me feel better.
01:41:03 Absolutely perfect.
01:41:06 Not every man can...
01:41:08 wear morning dress like this,
01:41:11 but you wear it
01:41:15 You were born to be a diplomat.
01:41:19 Just send me
01:41:22 I'm leaving town
01:41:39 Uncle, it's marvelous.
01:41:42 I didn't know
01:41:45 We have more than you think.
01:41:54 You look extremely relaxed,
01:41:59 You can say that again.
01:42:01 Besides, I'm no longer
01:42:05 As for the businesses
01:42:09 your dear father
01:42:14 Of course, they may be
01:42:17 but a vice-president of the
01:42:22 Dad doesn't understand
01:42:25 He doesn't understand
01:42:28 But he understands everything,
01:42:40 ls it phony?
01:42:42 It's the real McCoy.
01:42:58 Theo and his boys are back.
01:43:00 They're at the distillery.
01:43:02 They're loading up
01:43:05 And you're here?
01:43:14 Bastien is on guard.
01:43:16 We could've killed 'em painlessly but
01:43:21 Some bosses have principles.
01:43:24 Tell Patricia
01:43:27 and I'll meet them at church.
01:43:29 On such an errand, sir,
01:43:34 Do I ever forget anything?
01:43:37 Forgive me, sir,
01:43:43 Just go to the church, OK?
01:43:54 I spotted 3. There may be more.
01:43:58 Do we wait until they come out?
01:44:01 Or do we flush them?
01:44:03 I'm due at a wedding at 10.
01:44:05 Let's get going.
01:44:14 Here they come.
01:44:30 What's that?
01:44:33 We might have
01:44:36 if they come out all at once.
01:44:40 You think
01:44:42 Why don't you grow up?
01:44:45 I told you
01:46:50 - Boss...
01:47:01 The coat will hide it.
01:47:10 Do I look OK?
01:47:42 That was close...