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00:02:27 I beg your pardon.
00:03:30 Good evening.
00:03:37 - Good evening.
00:03:45 - Has Mr. Jerry Travers come in yet?
00:03:48 He's been waiting for you
00:03:52 The entire evening? Oh, dear.
00:03:55 Thanks.
00:03:56 Begging your pardon, sir.
00:03:58 But is that the Mr. Travers,
00:04:02 It is indeed.
00:04:04 He's come over to star in my show.
00:04:08 Your show, Mr. Hardwick?
00:04:10 I'm producing it.
00:04:12 But I don't want
00:04:14 I want to surprise them.
00:04:16 I'm sure they'll be surprised,
00:04:35 Hello, Jerry. I'm sorry I kept you waiting.
00:04:50 Jerry, there are a lot of things
00:04:53 So I want you to come over
00:05:05 What happened?
00:05:16 Jerry, I forgot to tell you.
00:05:20 I'm sorry, I can't do it.
00:05:21 But you must, old man, really.
00:05:22 You see, at the moment, I'm having
00:05:26 What do you want me to do,
00:05:29 No. You wouldn't know how.
00:05:31 No, you don't understand.
00:05:33 - We've had a bit of a tiff.
00:05:35 - You didn't come to blows or anything?
00:05:38 We're not speaking to each other.
00:05:43 You see, Bates insists that a square tie...
00:05:45 is the only possible tie
00:05:49 A square tie, imagine.
00:05:53 - I think Bates is right.
00:05:56 - Well, then why don't you fire him?
00:06:00 I'm hoping against hope
00:06:03 I hate to interfere
00:06:06 But let's hope he'll approve of me.
00:06:08 There's never any telling with Bates.
00:06:11 There you are.
00:06:13 If you please.
00:06:18 - Good evening, sir.
00:06:20 Allow us to introduce ourselves, sir.
00:06:24 Really?
00:06:26 - We are Jerry Travers.
00:06:30 Thank you, Bates.
00:06:34 At least that was the idea
00:06:37 Whose idea?
00:06:39 Mr. Hardwick's.
00:06:41 His idea.
00:06:46 Welcome anyhow.
00:06:49 Thank you, Bates.
00:06:51 Pardon, sir, but may we make
00:06:55 - Not too personal.
00:06:58 It's merely that we feel impelled
00:07:01 upon your excellent taste in ties.
00:07:12 - They like me.
00:07:15 Where on earth did you ever find him?
00:07:17 From the Salvation Army,
00:07:19 I sent them a pair of very old shoes.
00:07:21 I see. And the shoes came back
00:07:24 And he's been wearing
00:07:27 - How's Madge feeling?
00:07:30 The climate at the Lido
00:07:32 That's fine. Too bad she won't be here
00:07:36 Isn't it? She's heartbroken, really.
00:07:37 However, she's expecting us to fly down
00:07:40 Fly down to Italy for a weekend?
00:07:44 My word, Jerry, you'll have to go.
00:07:47 She's going to have
00:07:49 I suspect there's something in the air.
00:07:51 You know Madge
00:07:54 Is she expecting me
00:07:57 You can't tell. You know how wives are.
00:08:00 No, I don't. How are they?
00:08:02 Wives? They always have a little scheme.
00:08:05 Look here, I think it's about time
00:08:09 - You do?
00:08:10 No, thanks, Horace.
00:08:11 In me you see a youth
00:08:14 No yens, no yearning.
00:10:48 Hello. This is Miss Tremont.
00:10:49 I'd like to speak
00:11:01 Hello. Are you there?
00:11:03 Who? The manager. Yes.
00:11:07 There's a young lady downstairs.
00:11:10 A young lady. At this time of night?
00:11:13 She can't come up here now.
00:11:17 Jerry, go right ahead.
00:11:19 A young lady downstairs
00:12:13 Hello.
00:12:19 Won't you come in?
00:12:22 I'm awfully glad you dropped in.
00:12:24 I dropped up from the room below,
00:12:28 I'm sorry.
00:12:33 You see, every once in a while,
00:12:37 dancing.
00:12:38 I suppose it's some kind of an affliction?
00:12:41 Yes, it's an affliction.
00:12:44 St. Vitus' dance.
00:12:46 And it only occurs at this time of night?
00:12:48 Yes, that's it.
00:12:52 As a matter of fact,
00:12:56 Yes, I can see that.
00:12:57 You probably should have
00:13:02 I think you're very unkind
00:13:04 I'm sorry.
00:13:08 - I wish you wouldn't leave.
00:13:11 I think I feel an attack coming on.
00:13:16 See, there it is.
00:13:20 So I see.
00:13:22 There's only one thing that'll stop me.
00:13:25 You must tell me what it is.
00:13:27 My nurses always
00:13:33 I'll call the house detective
00:13:43 Good night.
00:14:11 What are you doing here?
00:14:14 - Who was the young lady?
00:14:16 That call wasn't for me. It was for you.
00:14:18 Somebody has registered a complaint.
00:14:20 I know. I've just seen the complaint.
00:14:22 She's lovely, she's delightful,
00:14:26 She does?
00:14:27 And I'm going to help her,
00:14:31 No, bring it in here
00:14:34 - What are you going to do?
00:14:47 Look here, what's the idea?
00:14:49 The young lady downstairs wants to sleep.
00:14:51 So you told me.
00:14:52 I've appointed myself her official sandman.
00:14:56 But, Jerry...
00:16:20 What else have you got?
00:16:22 I'm sorry, sir,
00:16:25 You better tell them
00:16:29 They are all to go
00:16:31 That's right.
00:16:35 Her room number is 304.
00:16:43 What's that?
00:16:44 That's for the opening
00:16:48 - Send that up, too.
00:16:51 Why, yes, I may want to order
00:16:56 What's the number of your room, sir?
00:17:00 Just charge it to Horace Hardwick,
00:17:03 Yes, sir.
00:17:08 I wonder what Mr. Beddini
00:17:10 What can he say?
00:17:12 He's been sending her flowers daily
00:17:18 And entre nous...
00:17:20 the desk clerk has intimated...
00:17:22 that Mr. Beddini provides Miss Tremont
00:17:26 including her clothes.
00:17:28 Really?
00:17:30 And her niceties are very nice.
00:17:39 - Good morning.
00:17:40 - I do hope you slept well last night.
00:17:45 I'm sorry. I was hoping...
00:17:46 there was something I could do
00:17:48 That's quite all right.
00:17:50 I thought perhaps I could drive you
00:17:52 No, thank you. I have a hansom cab
00:17:56 With a horse in front of it?
00:17:58 Yes. You see,
00:18:01 They feel the horse is coming back.
00:18:03 Where's he been?
00:18:12 We're leaving tonight.
00:18:14 Yes, Miss Tremont.
00:18:16 He's ordered your baggage
00:18:18 Thank you.
00:18:41 - Driver.
00:18:44 Can't you go any faster than this?
00:18:47 Lord love a duck, miss. I can,
00:18:54 I meant the horse, of course.
00:18:58 It's like this, miss.
00:19:01 on account of having won
00:19:04 Are you trying to tell me
00:19:07 Yes, miss, and I've got his pedigree, too.
00:19:10 As a matter of fact,
00:19:15 Who was his dam?
00:19:17 - I beg your pardon, miss?
00:19:21 I don't know, miss. He didn't give a...
00:19:46 Peekaboo.
00:19:47 Stop this cab at once.
00:19:49 I don't know how.
00:19:51 I've never handled anything
00:19:54 Take it easy, Mavis.
00:19:56 What are we going to do?
00:19:58 In dealing with a girl or horse,
00:20:25 There we are, miss.
00:20:28 I told you the horse
00:20:31 What is this strange power
00:20:35 Horsepower.
00:20:38 Don't I even get any thanks?
00:20:44 Buy yourself a new hat.
00:21:39 Cab, miss?
00:22:05 May I rescue you?
00:22:08 No, thank you, I prefer being in distress.
00:22:18 Charming little spot you have here.
00:22:20 When does the concert start?
00:22:23 Just as soon as you and the rain stop.
00:22:27 Now, please.
00:22:29 You wouldn't like to be
00:22:34 Why should I?
00:22:39 Maybe it's the way I'm dressed.
00:22:46 Are you afraid of thunder?
00:22:49 No, it's just the noise.
00:22:53 You know what thunder is, don't you?
00:22:56 Of course.
00:23:01 It's something about the air.
00:23:06 No, when a clumsy cloud from here
00:23:11 he billows towards her...
00:23:13 she scurries away
00:23:18 She cries a little...
00:23:19 and there you have your shower.
00:23:22 He comforts her.
00:23:24 They spark.
00:23:26 That's the lightning.
00:23:28 They kiss.
00:23:31 Thunder.
00:27:59 Who is sending you this horse's shoe?
00:28:01 How cute.
00:28:02 Alberto, I've seen him.
00:28:06 - Him? Who is this him?
00:28:08 His name is Adam.
00:28:10 You forget this Adam.
00:28:12 You have promised to go with me to Italy.
00:28:14 Your friend Madge Hardwick
00:28:17 There, you will dazzle the eyes
00:28:21 Alberto, I hope you don't mind,
00:28:24 Madre mia. What you say?
00:28:26 My dear, listen to me.
00:28:28 Beddini designs the clothes...
00:28:30 which you wear among your friends,
00:28:32 So that they ask:
00:28:33 "Who is so smart
00:28:36 And you say,
00:28:40 Forget this Adam. Beddini demands it.
00:28:44 Beddini does, does he?
00:28:46 Alberto, up to the present, our relationship
00:28:49 But if you start interfering
00:28:52 I'll go back to America
00:28:55 Now, Dale darling, I'm so sorry.
00:28:59 Go ahead, fall in love with this Adam.
00:29:02 But, as Mrs. Adam, what would you wear?
00:29:06 Fig leaves.
00:29:16 Thank you, sir.
00:29:19 Dale, a telegram for you.
00:29:21 Read it to me, please.
00:29:25 "Come ahead, stop.
00:29:26 "Stop being a sap, stop.
00:29:28 "You can even bring Alberto, stop.
00:29:32 "My husband is stopping
00:29:35 "When do you start, stop. "
00:29:38 I cannot understand. Who wrote this?
00:29:41 Sounds like Gertrude Stein.
00:29:43 No, it's from Madge Hardwick.
00:29:46 She says her husband is stopping
00:29:51 Wonder what kind of man Madge married.
00:29:53 He's sure to have influence.
00:29:56 I'm going to be too busy
00:29:59 Dale, you can't do this.
00:30:01 All my life I have promised my dresses
00:30:04 and you must be in them.
00:30:06 Sorry, Alberto, but I'm unpacking.
00:30:13 Never again will I allow
00:30:31 - Good evening, Miss Tremont.
00:30:33 Mr. Beddini and I have decided to stay.
00:30:35 I'm so glad. Then I'll cancel the order
00:30:37 Thank you. Is there a Mr. Hardwick
00:30:41 Why, yes, Miss Tremont.
00:30:45 Just above you.
00:30:48 - Are you sure?
00:30:53 As a matter of fact,
00:30:55 on the mezzanine.
00:30:56 The gentleman
00:31:10 - Horace, here's a telegram for you.
00:31:12 - It's from Italy.
00:31:15 There's a message in your room
00:31:17 Some trouble about the tickets
00:31:19 Trouble? With the tickets?
00:31:21 My word, Jerry. Why, they wouldn't dare.
00:31:23 Will you hold those things for me please?
00:31:27 All right.
00:31:44 Cab, miss?
00:31:46 When a clumsy cloud meets
00:31:58 We're only trying
00:32:01 We must protect our guests.
00:32:03 She does not need your protection.
00:32:08 There's nothing to investigate.
00:32:12 Will you please ask
00:32:15 You mean to tell me
00:32:17 in front of all those people for nothing?
00:32:19 What would you have done, sold tickets?
00:32:21 I mean, you did nothing,
00:32:24 - Now you're getting it.
00:32:27 One breath of scandal at this time
00:32:30 Why, I'd rather have had it happen
00:32:33 - Lf you enjoy that sort of thing.
00:32:35 Don't be absurd.
00:32:36 I hate men. I hate you. I hate all men!
00:32:41 But cara mia, you make a big mistake.
00:32:43 I am no man.
00:32:45 I am Beddini.
00:32:48 How could he have made love to me
00:32:52 And to Madge of all people.
00:32:55 So, this snake in the grass, this Adam...
00:32:57 already he has eaten the apple?
00:32:59 Yes.
00:33:04 I will kill him for you.
00:33:07 Have you finished packing?
00:33:09 But you do not understand.
00:33:12 We Beddinis have the motto:
00:33:14 For the woman, the kiss.
00:33:16 For the man, the sword.
00:33:22 And what have you got for the children?
00:33:25 Are we leaving or aren't we?
00:33:28 No, you cannot go back to America.
00:33:31 But I can't face his wife.
00:33:33 And why not?
00:33:37 And, after all, you can't avoid seeing
00:33:41 I guess not.
00:33:42 Very well then.
00:33:47 All right. Maybe she ought to know.
00:33:49 Bravo.
00:33:51 But let us stay just till I kill him for you.
00:33:54 Alberto, stop acting like Cellini.
00:33:56 Yes, but it is the family tradition.
00:33:58 Dale, you know, my father killed
00:34:08 You're sure
00:34:10 Positive.
00:34:11 If I ever forgot myself with that girl,
00:34:20 - We're the management.
00:34:25 Oh, dear. Some more
00:34:30 Just a moment.
00:34:32 Jerry, get into my bedroom, quick.
00:34:35 If they ever suspect that you're in this,
00:34:41 Well, gentlemen,
00:34:45 A small matter of great import
00:34:49 I am up here in your interest
00:34:52 - We wish to avoid any scandal.
00:34:56 Yes, in connection
00:34:58 The young lady refuses to divulge
00:35:02 Well, she didn't slap my face.
00:35:06 Who did she slap?
00:35:08 Why, it was... Who?
00:35:11 It was he, my valet.
00:35:13 Me, sir?
00:35:16 Why, of course. Don't argue with me.
00:35:22 Possibly we had been
00:35:27 Of course. You see,
00:35:29 But you said it wasn't you.
00:35:31 Not Mr. Hardwick.
00:35:34 Gentlemen, we take all the blame myself.
00:35:39 And there we are. There you are.
00:35:41 You see, it was just a mistake.
00:35:45 - Thank you, sir.
00:35:46 - Good night.
00:35:48 - Good night.
00:35:53 Bates, thank you.
00:35:56 You know, really,
00:36:00 Thank you, sir. Allow us, sir.
00:36:03 Thank you, Bates.
00:36:05 - Your coat, sir.
00:36:08 This is like old times, isn't it?
00:36:12 It's a pleasure we have missed, sir.
00:36:15 - Thank you, Bates.
00:36:18 How is our lumbago this evening, sir?
00:36:21 - It's so much better, Bates, thank you.
00:36:26 - Bates.
00:36:30 There's a crisis afoot.
00:36:34 I mean, couldn't we forget
00:36:38 Sic transit gloria mundi, sir.
00:36:42 - Bates.
00:36:44 Mr. Travers is in trouble.
00:36:46 He's practically put his foot
00:36:50 But, hornets' nests grow on trees, sir.
00:36:54 Never mind that.
00:36:57 What about rubbing it with butter, sir?
00:37:00 You blasted fool,
00:37:03 My sister got into a hornets' nest
00:37:07 That's the wrong treatment.
00:37:10 Never mind that!
00:37:11 Mr. Travers is in trouble.
00:37:13 It is liable to develop into a scandal
00:37:17 There's a young lady in the room below us.
00:37:19 I've seen her, sir.
00:37:21 I want you to find out
00:37:24 Follow her wherever she goes.
00:37:27 - Never, sir?
00:37:29 - Whither she goes...
00:37:33 Right you are, sir. Whither or thither.
00:37:44 - What happened?
00:37:47 But things are getting involved.
00:37:50 Nonsense. Why should this girl want
00:37:53 Why, for money, of course. Publicity.
00:37:56 I'm going to see her and buy her off.
00:37:58 You're not. If anyone's going to buy
00:38:01 No, you stay right here.
00:38:05 It's probably some little thing you did...
00:38:07 carried away for the moment,
00:38:10 If I did, I'm going right down
00:38:22 Come along, cara mia.
00:38:29 - Get me a taxi, quickly.
00:38:34 Follow that cab.
00:38:37 Come in.
00:38:42 Where's the young lady
00:38:44 She's gone, sir.
00:38:46 - Gone?
00:38:50 You don't mind if I get on with me work?
00:38:52 I gotta get these flowers out
00:38:55 That's all right, go ahead. Go right ahead.
00:39:13 Jerry, do you realize that we have
00:39:16 We've got to get out of here. Come on.
00:39:43 Women do strange things sometimes,
00:39:46 Yes, sir.
00:39:49 - That first act was simply marvelous.
00:39:52 Everybody's crazy about it.
00:39:54 I've got some more good news.
00:39:56 - Did you find out were she's gone?
00:39:59 No, but, Jerry, please.
00:40:02 You don't suppose
00:40:05 I don't think so. They didn't say.
00:40:09 Second act begins, Mr. Travers.
00:40:10 Thanks. I'll be there.
00:40:12 Really, the second act.
00:40:14 I'll be right back as soon as the act is over.
00:40:16 My word, I never read
00:40:19 Isn't it too bad she isn't here tonight?
00:40:21 The biggest night of my life
00:40:23 - What does she say?
00:40:26 Sorry we can't fly down to Italy after
00:40:29 Her little friend is in London,
00:40:32 Her name is Tremont.
00:40:33 Tremont? Wait a minute. Let me see that.
00:40:36 Horace, hire a plane right away.
00:40:39 One minute, Mr. Travers.
00:40:41 You can't do that. The seats were sold out
00:40:44 How long does it take to fly there?
00:40:45 Seven hours. You have to be back
00:40:48 Charter a plane for the weekend,
00:40:51 You're on, Mr. Travers.
00:40:52 I will not jeopardize my position.
00:40:53 If you want this show to run two nights,
00:40:56 - What kind of a plane?
00:46:25 I'll go look for Madge
00:46:53 - Dale, when did you get down?
00:46:56 Good. Have something to drink.
00:47:04 Horse's neck.
00:47:09 - It's grand seeing you.
00:47:11 Now tell me, did my husband look you up?
00:47:15 - Yes.
00:47:20 I think he is very fascinating.
00:47:23 Fascinating?
00:47:24 You know, every once in a while, the effect
00:47:29 He sort of surprised me, too.
00:47:31 I'm glad you liked him.
00:47:35 No. He can't...
00:47:39 What's the matter? Did he flirt with you?
00:47:43 He sent me a room full of flowers.
00:47:46 That was sweet of him.
00:47:50 But, Madge, you don't understand, he...
00:47:54 - He chased me in the park.
00:47:57 I didn't know
00:48:00 Did he catch you?
00:48:03 - Yes.
00:48:08 Why, Madge, you shock me.
00:48:10 Horace flirts with
00:48:12 He doesn't mean anything.
00:48:18 That's a funny way to take it.
00:48:21 My dear, when you are as old as I am,
00:48:25 If you can find them.
00:48:40 And another thing, Jerry.
00:48:41 The gossip at the hotel
00:48:44 was supplying her with everything.
00:48:47 No, Horace, you provided the flowers.
00:48:49 I? I never did anything.
00:48:53 But anyway, as soon as we land,
00:48:56 and I am going to find out from her
00:49:00 I only want to find out where.
00:49:02 Now, Jerry, I warn you...
00:49:04 you don't realize the trouble
00:49:07 Now, I know all about these things.
00:49:14 I am the victim
00:49:17 - Surely you don't mean Madge?
00:49:19 Not Madge. She doesn't know
00:49:23 Her name is Violet.
00:49:25 She is what the French call a passade.
00:49:28 I see. Little ships that pass in the night.
00:49:32 Ships? Yes. Exactly.
00:49:35 I met her at the birdhouse in the zoo.
00:49:38 She was a very pretty little thing
00:49:42 Of the birds?
00:49:43 Yes. You see,
00:49:46 It was the storks in particular
00:49:49 I took her to a cinema...
00:49:51 and then we had dinner
00:49:54 Then I fear
00:50:15 That must be his plane now. Come on.
00:50:19 No, I'd rather not.
00:50:21 Come on. If I were you...
00:50:22 I wouldn't miss this opportunity
00:50:33 You know, Dale, I haven't told you
00:50:38 Haven't you?
00:50:39 No, I feel I've known you long enough
00:50:45 In spite of the fact that
00:50:49 there is no feeling so secure as having
00:51:14 - Jerry.
00:51:21 Where did Miss Tremont go?
00:51:22 - Dale didn't tell me she'd met you.
00:00:04 Let's eat now.
00:00:06 Leave the child alone,
00:00:09 - Really?
00:00:13 - Right between the eyes.
00:00:16 - Where's Horace?
00:00:19 The hotel's crowded and both of you
00:00:23 Dale's with me.
00:00:24 - Did you get that room for my husband?
00:00:27 because of the carnival,
00:00:31 - The bridal suite.
00:00:37 Signor, are you Horace Hardwick?
00:00:40 Thank you, I am. How do you do?
00:00:43 - I am very displeased to meet you.
00:00:45 What do you mean, displeased?
00:00:48 Signor, I warn you.
00:00:50 For men of your kind,
00:00:53 My dear fellow, this is one
00:00:56 The air, the breeze, the flowers.
00:00:59 So it is funny tricks you're being.
00:01:01 I warn you...
00:01:03 never let your path
00:01:21 - Horace.
00:01:24 Madge, darling.
00:01:26 My, your passion frightens me.
00:01:30 - Been practicing?
00:01:34 Madge, what do you think
00:01:37 - I know. You got your first long trousers.
00:01:40 There's something down here
00:01:43 and Jerry thinks that I...
00:01:46 You know, it sounds as if you were
00:01:50 Does it? What would I have to confess?
00:01:52 You really want to tell me
00:01:55 Yes, but then again, no.
00:01:58 You see, as a matter of fact,
00:02:00 - You haven't met her?
00:02:03 If that's your story, Horace, you stick to it.
00:02:05 I suppose you weren't in the park, either.
00:02:08 The park, my dear girl,
00:02:11 The zoo... Yes. The zoo was in the park.
00:02:14 - A little bird told me.
00:02:19 I think, after the trip I better clean up a bit.
00:02:21 - Of course, I understand just how you feel.
00:02:42 - What's the matter?
00:02:45 - Has she been chasing you?
00:02:50 Jerry, I think she's found out about Violet.
00:02:53 And I just had my life threatened.
00:02:55 But what did he say?
00:02:57 He just lied in a straightforward manner,
00:03:03 - He did, did he?
00:03:10 I'll make him remember me
00:03:16 Has Horace been away from you lately
00:03:18 Well, he was alone
00:03:24 Connect me
00:03:26 Madge, have you any objections
00:03:29 so that he'll never look at another woman?
00:03:31 Dale, no husband
00:03:36 Hello.
00:03:39 Hello, where are you?
00:03:43 So you do remember me?
00:03:49 - Are you alone?
00:03:53 Fine. I'll be right up.
00:04:06 Horace, she's coming up.
00:04:08 She's coming up here?
00:04:11 - She wants to see me alone.
00:04:14 What did I tell you?
00:04:16 Rack your brains, please.
00:04:18 Couldn't you have met
00:04:21 I could have met her in Moscow.
00:04:24 - In Moscow. You see?
00:04:30 Couldn't you have met her in Paris?
00:04:32 The last time I was in Paris,
00:04:34 Jerry, I don't think it's safe
00:04:39 I don't think it would be quite proper
00:04:56 Hello.
00:04:58 I know you'll think this is
00:05:01 but I just couldn't wait to see you alone.
00:05:12 I'm awfully glad you came up.
00:05:16 My darling.
00:05:21 Hello. How have you been?
00:05:25 I've been missing you terribly.
00:05:28 I came down
00:05:31 No, I meant before yesterday.
00:05:36 - Before yesterday?
00:05:41 Don't you remember?
00:05:44 Should I?
00:05:48 Have you forgotten...
00:05:51 - what we've been to each other?
00:05:55 What we've been to each other...
00:06:00 I knew yesterday in the park,
00:06:04 - you remembered who I was.
00:06:08 Who are you?
00:06:11 Then you still don't remember?
00:06:16 I can try to remember something.
00:06:21 How could you forget
00:06:25 and the suspicious concierge...
00:06:29 and that quaint little room?
00:06:33 We used to have tea and muffins
00:06:36 watching the
00:06:41 And those long walks down that
00:06:46 Paris is heavenly in the spring.
00:06:58 So that's where we met.
00:07:01 Yes, last year.
00:07:05 In Paris.
00:07:11 Why, of course.
00:07:15 It's all coming back to me now.
00:07:18 Is it?
00:07:20 Yes, but you weren't calling
00:07:24 - Wasn't I?
00:07:29 Madeline, that was it.
00:07:34 You've put on a little weight, haven't you?
00:07:40 Remember that night on the Left Bank...
00:07:42 you had on that little blue dress
00:07:47 And to think that I almost forgot you...
00:07:53 Tell me something.
00:07:58 Do you still have that awful weakness
00:08:04 I suppose I do.
00:08:07 Make yourself comfortable, darling.
00:08:11 A little later on,
00:08:14 It'll be like old times, won't it?
00:08:18 I think I'd better be going.
00:08:21 I'll let you go on one condition.
00:08:23 Promise me, now that I found you again...
00:08:26 we can be to each other
00:08:41 There, you see? I was right.
00:08:44 Of all the scheming, brazen creatures...
00:08:45 trying to pretend
00:08:47 Do you realize that she's
00:08:50 - What are you going to do about it?
00:08:53 Jerry, this is no time for you to be funny.
00:08:55 All right, then, you be funny.
00:08:56 I'm going down
00:08:58 Jerry, please wait.
00:09:00 Now, before you make
00:09:03 promise me that you won't ask her...
00:09:04 until I find out from Madge
00:09:06 All right, you find out all about her past...
00:09:09 and I'll go down and plan her future.
00:09:10 - Remember, that's a promise.
00:09:22 What happened? Did you scare him?
00:09:26 No. He scared me.
00:09:31 What did he do, make faces at you?
00:09:34 You know, sometimes
00:09:37 and I take a good look at him
00:09:40 He mistook me for someone called
00:09:44 Really?
00:09:46 Madge, do you think you ought
00:09:49 I don't believe he was nearly so innocent
00:09:53 Darling, you interest me.
00:09:56 But, Madge,
00:09:59 I'm trying to tell you that I'm afraid...
00:10:02 that we're carrying this thing too far.
00:10:07 You know, I wonder if you've seen
00:10:11 that I've never seen.
00:10:53 I wonder what's keeping Horace.
00:11:01 What's the matter?
00:11:03 I'm afraid I'm going to have a headache.
00:11:05 Don't go. This is a meeting
00:11:13 Good evening.
00:11:16 It's nice to see you again, Miss Tremont.
00:11:20 You've robbed me of the pleasure
00:11:23 You've already met.
00:11:26 Yes, we've met last spring.
00:11:31 I hope you see a lot of each other.
00:11:34 You know, Madge is
00:11:37 She seems to know instinctively
00:11:42 I don't know what I'd do without her.
00:11:44 That's sweet of you, darling.
00:11:45 You two run along and dance,
00:11:51 That's what I'm afraid of.
00:12:00 I think Madge is a very brave person.
00:12:03 Yes, I have
00:12:21 Well, if Madge doesn't care,
00:12:23 Neither do I, all I know is that it's...
00:17:51 Why don't you tell me
00:17:53 You know we never met in Paris.
00:17:56 I know. I'm afraid
00:18:01 You see, I know who you are.
00:18:04 What difference does that make?
00:18:07 - So that doesn't make any difference?
00:18:11 I don't know who you are, and I don't care.
00:18:14 That's big of you.
00:18:18 Well...
00:18:21 Well, what?
00:18:23 Aren't you now supposed to say...
00:18:25 we should think
00:18:27 that we're entitled to live our own lives?
00:18:32 I don't think I'd say it
00:18:38 Go on.
00:18:40 If it weren't for a promise I made
00:18:43 I would go on.
00:18:46 You made a promise.
00:18:48 That shouldn't make
00:18:52 That's right. Forget it, marry me.
00:18:59 How could I have fallen in love
00:19:10 She loves me.
00:19:17 - What are you doing?
00:19:20 I'm leaving. You don't know
00:19:22 Why, what's the matter?
00:19:25 Your husband.
00:19:29 - He wants to divorce you and marry me.
00:19:32 He wants to do right by both of us.
00:19:36 No.
00:19:38 That'll come later.
00:19:39 He'll probably want me
00:19:42 Now listen, Dale. I don't want you to go.
00:19:46 I can't stay here under the circumstances.
00:19:49 Here or there,
00:19:51 you're fair game for any philandering male.
00:19:54 You know, what you really should have...
00:19:56 is a husband you can call your own.
00:20:01 Seriously, I mean it.
00:20:04 But what are we going to do
00:20:06 Don't worry, dear. I'll do it.
00:20:15 Come in.
00:20:19 Darling.
00:20:30 All I said was darling and she smacked me.
00:20:36 Jerry, how does it look? Tell me frankly.
00:20:39 It looks like a sunrise by Maxfield Parrish.
00:20:44 Jerry, that's terrible.
00:20:46 I can't go around now like this.
00:20:49 Put a piece of raw steak on it.
00:20:52 It would?
00:20:54 - A steak?
00:21:00 Yes, sir.
00:21:01 - Order a steak.
00:21:07 You know, Jerry, I can't imagine
00:21:10 She's never hit me before.
00:21:13 Maybe she just never thought of it before.
00:21:17 Room service.
00:21:19 Yes. This is the bridal suite.
00:21:22 Yes, will you please send up
00:21:26 I beg your pardon?
00:21:28 Yes, mashed potatoes, and carrots...
00:21:32 and spinach. Yes, of course, coffee...
00:21:42 As soon as you get your eye fixed,
00:21:45 Where do you want it, sir?
00:21:47 - Want what, Bates?
00:21:50 On my eye.
00:21:53 On your eye, sir?
00:21:56 My word, why do I always
00:21:59 On my eye means on my eye, doesn't it?
00:22:01 - I beg your pardon, sir.
00:22:05 Jerry, you see what I'm up against.
00:22:07 The man has a sluggish brain,
00:22:10 First it's a maniac, and then it's Madge,
00:22:13 I give you my word,
00:22:46 We are a grand success.
00:22:48 Every woman, she's saying this dress,
00:22:51 This Beddini is the tops.
00:22:53 I'm so happy.
00:22:58 No, but, cara mia, it's not the dress,
00:23:02 It's you who wears it.
00:23:06 Thank you, Alberto.
00:23:09 What is it? Is it Adam again?
00:23:13 His Garden of Eden...
00:23:15 he has made you sad?
00:23:20 It's just that I'm all mixed up, that's all.
00:23:23 Why worry about this man?
00:23:26 I think I'm worrying more about his wife.
00:23:31 Beddini does not like to see you so sad.
00:23:39 Alberto, you seem to be
00:23:47 Why don't you marry Beddini?
00:23:52 Why not? I'm rich, I'm pretty...
00:23:57 and then this Hardwick
00:24:04 I'll marry you if you really want me to...
00:24:07 but let's do it right away.
00:24:20 First of all,
00:24:23 and then I'll ask Madge about Dale.
00:24:25 Mr. Hardwick, dear sir, one of our
00:24:28 that he is to be married this evening.
00:24:29 We wondered
00:24:32 - Give it up? Why we...
00:24:36 - Have we, angel?
00:24:39 - Of course you may have it.
00:24:41 I shall remove you elsewhere.
00:24:45 Come on, dear sir, brace up.
00:24:47 Madge has merely heard something
00:24:50 We know it isn't the truth,
00:24:52 that's all she's waiting for.
00:24:53 I know. That's what I'm afraid of.
00:24:55 Always remember that the truth
00:24:59 Jerry, you are right.
00:25:05 Anyway, if it does,
00:25:12 Horace, what is this, Halloween?
00:25:16 Madge, Horace has
00:25:20 I've been waiting for this for some time.
00:25:22 Come right in and get it off your chest.
00:25:27 You'd better take your glasses off.
00:25:34 Sit down.
00:25:50 You see, when Horace was in London,
00:25:53 And, Madge, you must have
00:25:56 - Or you wouldn't be telling me now.
00:26:01 What Horace means to say is...
00:26:02 that he'd like to make
00:26:05 - Before I find out the truth.
00:26:10 Dear, I'm all mixed. Where am I?
00:26:21 - Hello.
00:26:23 I wanted to call you
00:26:26 You got what?
00:26:29 It sounds just as if you said
00:26:32 - I did.
00:26:36 Going to the bridal suite?
00:26:38 Very proper place
00:26:41 Darling, I must compliment you
00:26:43 but who on earth did you find
00:26:47 Alberto? You'd better hang up, Dale, dear.
00:26:50 - I think I'm going to faint.
00:26:53 What was that?
00:26:55 - Dale Tremont married?
00:26:58 - Good.
00:27:01 - It's all his fault.
00:27:02 Yes, she told me how you chased her
00:27:07 Yes, but I'm the one she slapped.
00:27:13 She's been mistaking me
00:27:17 No wonder she thought
00:27:20 No wonder. I resent that.
00:27:23 - Madge, where is she now?
00:27:26 Bridal suite.
00:27:33 I'll see you later.
00:27:34 But, Jerry, you can't do a thing like that.
00:27:37 All is fair in love and war,
00:27:45 - Yes, this is very pretty.
00:27:47 We are very proud
00:27:50 Is there anything else, sir?
00:27:51 Yes, would you please ask my wife
00:27:54 It is a pleasure, dear sir.
00:28:20 What are you doing here?
00:28:23 - What are you doing here?
00:28:26 - Yes, but this is my room.
00:28:31 But I have the key.
00:28:34 - But I am Beddini.
00:28:40 We will see who is the owner of this room.
00:29:00 But, Jerry, you shouldn't be in here.
00:29:03 - It isn't cricket.
00:29:16 Signor, there is a man in my bed.
00:29:23 It's too bad. He's not here yet.
00:29:26 I'll just wait until my uncle returns.
00:29:29 Thank you.
00:29:30 Why, Jerry, I didn't know
00:29:33 - Didn't you know?
00:29:35 I haven't, but this room is
00:29:42 He's not here, signor.
00:29:45 If he returns, I will kill him.
00:29:47 We Beddini have the motto:
00:29:52 For the man, the sword.
00:30:39 Dale, you are lovely.
00:30:42 Like a flower I am afraid to crush.
00:30:45 Don't be afraid.
00:30:55 Alberto, make him stop!
00:30:58 Who is it? You know?
00:31:00 Yes, it's Horace.
00:31:02 Horace Hardwick, that interloper.
00:31:05 I'll stop him.
00:31:14 For the man, the sword.
00:31:29 Mrs. Hardwick's apartment, please.
00:31:39 - He's coming.
00:31:40 You keep this up and hold him
00:31:43 I will.
00:31:57 Madge, you'd better come over
00:31:59 Alberto has gone after him with a sword.
00:32:16 Why, yes, of course.
00:32:29 I'm sorry to break in like this,
00:32:32 Will you please stop annoying me?
00:32:34 But you've been mistaken about me.
00:32:37 - I'm afraid I haven't.
00:32:40 I'll stay right here and there will be
00:32:44 He'll be furious if he finds you here.
00:32:47 Then please come with me
00:32:49 I've simply got to talk to you.
00:32:54 And so you see, my dear chap,
00:32:58 - But you are Horace Hardwick, no?
00:33:01 Then you are not
00:33:11 Don't mind me.
00:33:13 Madge, explain to this maniac that
00:33:17 He may be making a mistake,
00:33:20 Go right ahead, Alberto.
00:33:23 No, I cannot kill him before a lady.
00:33:25 If you're going to pull out on us, Alberto,
00:33:30 I may want that pleasure myself someday.
00:33:36 But why didn't you tell me who you were?
00:33:39 After all, I mean, you never gave me
00:33:51 Mr. Travers!
00:33:57 Help, somebody.
00:33:59 I am so sorry.
00:34:03 - You must forgive me.
00:34:09 Go right ahead, boys, don't mind me.
00:34:13 Not tonight, Alberto.
00:34:14 Some other time
00:34:16 Thank you.
00:34:17 - Pardon me, sir.
00:34:20 What have you been doing?
00:34:21 Pardon me, sir,
00:34:24 they're drifting out to the bay
00:34:27 There. That ought to make you
00:34:30 - He's kidnapped her.
00:34:34 You are in this plot.
00:34:37 I've had just about enough...
00:34:39 Children, if Dale and Jerry
00:34:41 don't you think the best thing
00:34:44 Yes, come.
00:34:45 Isn't it marvelous to have some brains?
00:34:49 Don't answer me like that. Do something.
00:34:53 - Jerry.
00:34:56 That's right. Make a fool of yourself.
00:34:58 It's no crime to look, is it?
00:35:05 - I think there is no gas left.
00:35:09 Perhaps I'd better look at the engine,
00:35:12 They may have hidden it up there
00:35:19 This is the first time
00:35:26 Jerry, you mustn't come with me.
00:35:30 Alberto will have to get accustomed
00:35:33 No, seriously,
00:35:36 When am I going to see you again?
00:35:40 I don't know.
00:35:45 Mr. Travers, they went after you, sir,
00:35:51 - Mr. Beddini, too?
00:35:53 but they won't be back this evening, sir.
00:35:55 We took the precaution
00:35:59 Thank you, Bates.
00:36:15 What is it, my good man?
00:36:21 Yes. I'm masquerading.
00:36:30 Don't you understand English?
00:36:34 You don't understand English?
00:36:38 Well, I've been waiting for an opportunity
00:36:43 You frozen-faced flatfoot.
00:36:49 And grazie to you if it comes to that,
00:36:56 Can I help it if you look
00:37:03 I'm adoring this.
00:37:07 You see, I happen to be breaking the law.
00:37:12 but, of course, you would never know that,
00:37:18 Good night.
00:37:26 I arrest you for masquerading
00:37:29 I further charge you with insulting
00:37:32 according to Rule Three, Section Three
00:37:49 Beg your pardon, signoro,
00:37:51 Shall I serve now
00:37:54 I don't think the groom
00:37:57 - Very good, sir.
00:38:00 I still feel a little guilty
00:38:03 while Alberto's out looking for us.
00:38:05 Let's eat, drink, and be merry,
00:44:46 The hour of reckoning is at hand.
00:44:49 Beddini is about to settle his accounts.
00:44:59 Skipper, will you tell
00:45:08 He's the one with his mouth closed.
00:45:18 Listen, you two idiots,
00:45:21 - Where is he?
00:45:24 If you take my advice, you'll take
00:45:27 Not until I've asked Mr. Beddini for his
00:45:35 - Mr. Hardwick.
00:45:38 I regret to report, my dear sir,
00:45:42 - Bates? Really?
00:45:44 He would have spent the whole night
00:45:48 You don't mean it.
00:45:54 Come in.
00:46:01 At last.
00:46:03 The little birdies have come flying back
00:46:10 Mr. Beddini, we want to explain
00:46:14 I will not listen to any excuses,
00:46:19 Jerry, Madge,
00:46:22 A few days ago,
00:46:25 Allow me to tell them, sir, please.
00:46:28 Quiet, your turn will come later.
00:46:31 A few days ago,
00:46:33 The needle has gotten stuck in a crack.
00:46:38 Thank you, madam.
00:46:43 You see, Miss Dale, Mr. Hardwick thought
00:46:47 And he asked me to follow you
00:46:52 - Follow me?
00:46:54 And in order to put you off the scent,
00:46:59 This evening, I met
00:47:02 and fearing
00:47:05 I turned my collar around...
00:47:07 like this.
00:47:11 And very cleverly, I became a clergyman.
00:47:17 You are the one who married us.
00:47:19 Yes, sir.
00:47:21 Then we've never been really married?
00:47:24 Precisely, miss.
00:47:27 Well, Mr. Beddini...
00:47:32 what are you doing
00:48:19 English