Top Hat
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I beg your pardon. |
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Good evening. |
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- Good evening. |
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- Has Mr. Jerry Travers come in yet? |
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He's been waiting for you |
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The entire evening? Oh, dear. |
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Thanks. |
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Begging your pardon, sir. |
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But is that the Mr. Travers, |
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It is indeed. |
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He's come over to star in my show. |
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Your show, Mr. Hardwick? |
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I'm producing it. |
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But I don't want |
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I want to surprise them. |
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I'm sure they'll be surprised, |
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Hello, Jerry. I'm sorry I kept you waiting. |
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Jerry, there are a lot of things |
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So I want you to come over |
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What happened? |
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Jerry, I forgot to tell you. |
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I'm sorry, I can't do it. |
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But you must, old man, really. |
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You see, at the moment, I'm having |
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What do you want me to do, |
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No. You wouldn't know how. |
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No, you don't understand. |
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- We've had a bit of a tiff. |
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- You didn't come to blows or anything? |
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We're not speaking to each other. |
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You see, Bates insists that a square tie... |
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is the only possible tie |
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A square tie, imagine. |
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- I think Bates is right. |
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- Well, then why don't you fire him? |
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I'm hoping against hope |
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I hate to interfere |
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But let's hope he'll approve of me. |
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There's never any telling with Bates. |
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There you are. |
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If you please. |
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- Good evening, sir. |
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Allow us to introduce ourselves, sir. |
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Really? |
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- We are Jerry Travers. |
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Thank you, Bates. |
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At least that was the idea |
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Whose idea? |
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Mr. Hardwick's. |
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His idea. |
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Welcome anyhow. |
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Thank you, Bates. |
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Pardon, sir, but may we make |
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- Not too personal. |
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It's merely that we feel impelled |
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upon your excellent taste in ties. |
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- They like me. |
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Where on earth did you ever find him? |
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From the Salvation Army, |
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I sent them a pair of very old shoes. |
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I see. And the shoes came back |
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And he's been wearing |
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- How's Madge feeling? |
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The climate at the Lido |
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That's fine. Too bad she won't be here |
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Isn't it? She's heartbroken, really. |
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However, she's expecting us to fly down |
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Fly down to Italy for a weekend? |
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My word, Jerry, you'll have to go. |
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She's going to have |
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I suspect there's something in the air. |
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You know Madge |
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Is she expecting me |
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You can't tell. You know how wives are. |
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No, I don't. How are they? |
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Wives? They always have a little scheme. |
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Look here, I think it's about time |
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- You do? |
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No, thanks, Horace. |
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In me you see a youth |
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No yens, no yearning. |
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Hello. This is Miss Tremont. |
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I'd like to speak |
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Hello. Are you there? |
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Who? The manager. Yes. |
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There's a young lady downstairs. |
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A young lady. At this time of night? |
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She can't come up here now. |
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Jerry, go right ahead. |
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A young lady downstairs |
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Hello. |
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Won't you come in? |
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I'm awfully glad you dropped in. |
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I dropped up from the room below, |
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I'm sorry. |
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You see, every once in a while, |
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dancing. |
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I suppose it's some kind of an affliction? |
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Yes, it's an affliction. |
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St. Vitus' dance. |
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And it only occurs at this time of night? |
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Yes, that's it. |
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As a matter of fact, |
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Yes, I can see that. |
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You probably should have |
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I think you're very unkind |
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I'm sorry. |
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- I wish you wouldn't leave. |
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I think I feel an attack coming on. |
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See, there it is. |
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So I see. |
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There's only one thing that'll stop me. |
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You must tell me what it is. |
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My nurses always |
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I'll call the house detective |
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Good night. |
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What are you doing here? |
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- Who was the young lady? |
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That call wasn't for me. It was for you. |
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Somebody has registered a complaint. |
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I know. I've just seen the complaint. |
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She's lovely, she's delightful, |
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She does? |
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And I'm going to help her, |
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No, bring it in here |
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- What are you going to do? |
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Look here, what's the idea? |
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The young lady downstairs wants to sleep. |
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So you told me. |
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I've appointed myself her official sandman. |
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But, Jerry... |
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What else have you got? |
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I'm sorry, sir, |
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You better tell them |
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They are all to go |
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That's right. |
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Her room number is 304. |
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What's that? |
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That's for the opening |
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- Send that up, too. |
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Why, yes, I may want to order |
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What's the number of your room, sir? |
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Just charge it to Horace Hardwick, |
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Yes, sir. |
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I wonder what Mr. Beddini |
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What can he say? |
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He's been sending her flowers daily |
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And entre nous... |
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the desk clerk has intimated... |
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that Mr. Beddini provides Miss Tremont |
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including her clothes. |
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Really? |
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And her niceties are very nice. |
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- Good morning. |
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- I do hope you slept well last night. |
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I'm sorry. I was hoping... |
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there was something I could do |
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That's quite all right. |
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I thought perhaps I could drive you |
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No, thank you. I have a hansom cab |
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With a horse in front of it? |
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Yes. You see, |
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They feel the horse is coming back. |
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Where's he been? |
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We're leaving tonight. |
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Yes, Miss Tremont. |
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He's ordered your baggage |
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Thank you. |
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- Driver. |
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Can't you go any faster than this? |
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Lord love a duck, miss. I can, |
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I meant the horse, of course. |
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It's like this, miss. |
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on account of having won |
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Are you trying to tell me |
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Yes, miss, and I've got his pedigree, too. |
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As a matter of fact, |
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Who was his dam? |
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- I beg your pardon, miss? |
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I don't know, miss. He didn't give a... |
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Peekaboo. |
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Stop this cab at once. |
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I don't know how. |
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I've never handled anything |
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Take it easy, Mavis. |
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What are we going to do? |
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In dealing with a girl or horse, |
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There we are, miss. |
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I told you the horse |
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What is this strange power |
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Horsepower. |
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Don't I even get any thanks? |
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Buy yourself a new hat. |
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Cab, miss? |
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May I rescue you? |
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No, thank you, I prefer being in distress. |
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Charming little spot you have here. |
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When does the concert start? |
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Just as soon as you and the rain stop. |
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Now, please. |
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You wouldn't like to be |
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Why should I? |
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Maybe it's the way I'm dressed. |
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Are you afraid of thunder? |
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No, it's just the noise. |
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You know what thunder is, don't you? |
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Of course. |
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It's something about the air. |
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No, when a clumsy cloud from here |
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he billows towards her... |
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she scurries away |
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She cries a little... |
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and there you have your shower. |
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He comforts her. |
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They spark. |
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That's the lightning. |
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They kiss. |
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Thunder. |
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Who is sending you this horse's shoe? |
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How cute. |
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Alberto, I've seen him. |
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- Him? Who is this him? |
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His name is Adam. |
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You forget this Adam. |
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You have promised to go with me to Italy. |
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Your friend Madge Hardwick |
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There, you will dazzle the eyes |
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Alberto, I hope you don't mind, |
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Madre mia. What you say? |
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My dear, listen to me. |
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Beddini designs the clothes... |
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which you wear among your friends, |
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So that they ask: |
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"Who is so smart |
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And you say, |
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Forget this Adam. Beddini demands it. |
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Beddini does, does he? |
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Alberto, up to the present, our relationship |
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But if you start interfering |
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I'll go back to America |
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Now, Dale darling, I'm so sorry. |
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Go ahead, fall in love with this Adam. |
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But, as Mrs. Adam, what would you wear? |
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Fig leaves. |
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Thank you, sir. |
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Dale, a telegram for you. |
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Read it to me, please. |
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"Come ahead, stop. |
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"Stop being a sap, stop. |
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"You can even bring Alberto, stop. |
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"My husband is stopping |
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"When do you start, stop. " |
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I cannot understand. Who wrote this? |
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Sounds like Gertrude Stein. |
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No, it's from Madge Hardwick. |
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She says her husband is stopping |
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Wonder what kind of man Madge married. |
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He's sure to have influence. |
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I'm going to be too busy |
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Dale, you can't do this. |
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All my life I have promised my dresses |
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and you must be in them. |
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Sorry, Alberto, but I'm unpacking. |
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Never again will I allow |
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- Good evening, Miss Tremont. |
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Mr. Beddini and I have decided to stay. |
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I'm so glad. Then I'll cancel the order |
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Thank you. Is there a Mr. Hardwick |
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Why, yes, Miss Tremont. |
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Just above you. |
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- Are you sure? |
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As a matter of fact, |
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on the mezzanine. |
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The gentleman |
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- Horace, here's a telegram for you. |
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- It's from Italy. |
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There's a message in your room |
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Some trouble about the tickets |
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Trouble? With the tickets? |
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My word, Jerry. Why, they wouldn't dare. |
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Will you hold those things for me please? |
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All right. |
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Cab, miss? |
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When a clumsy cloud meets |
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We're only trying |
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We must protect our guests. |
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She does not need your protection. |
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There's nothing to investigate. |
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Will you please ask |
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You mean to tell me |
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in front of all those people for nothing? |
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What would you have done, sold tickets? |
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I mean, you did nothing, |
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- Now you're getting it. |
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One breath of scandal at this time |
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Why, I'd rather have had it happen |
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- Lf you enjoy that sort of thing. |
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Don't be absurd. |
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I hate men. I hate you. I hate all men! |
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But cara mia, you make a big mistake. |
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I am no man. |
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I am Beddini. |
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How could he have made love to me |
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And to Madge of all people. |
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So, this snake in the grass, this Adam... |
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already he has eaten the apple? |
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Yes. |
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I will kill him for you. |
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Have you finished packing? |
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But you do not understand. |
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We Beddinis have the motto: |
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For the woman, the kiss. |
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For the man, the sword. |
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And what have you got for the children? |
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Are we leaving or aren't we? |
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No, you cannot go back to America. |
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But I can't face his wife. |
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And why not? |
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And, after all, you can't avoid seeing |
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I guess not. |
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Very well then. |
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All right. Maybe she ought to know. |
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Bravo. |
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But let us stay just till I kill him for you. |
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Alberto, stop acting like Cellini. |
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Yes, but it is the family tradition. |
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Dale, you know, my father killed |
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You're sure |
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Positive. |
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If I ever forgot myself with that girl, |
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- We're the management. |
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Oh, dear. Some more |
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Just a moment. |
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Jerry, get into my bedroom, quick. |
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If they ever suspect that you're in this, |
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Well, gentlemen, |
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A small matter of great import |
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I am up here in your interest |
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- We wish to avoid any scandal. |
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Yes, in connection |
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The young lady refuses to divulge |
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Well, she didn't slap my face. |
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Who did she slap? |
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Why, it was... Who? |
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It was he, my valet. |
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Me, sir? |
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Why, of course. Don't argue with me. |
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Possibly we had been |
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Of course. You see, |
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But you said it wasn't you. |
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Not Mr. Hardwick. |
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Gentlemen, we take all the blame myself. |
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And there we are. There you are. |
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You see, it was just a mistake. |
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- Thank you, sir. |
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- Good night. |
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- Good night. |
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Bates, thank you. |
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You know, really, |
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Thank you, sir. Allow us, sir. |
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Thank you, Bates. |
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- Your coat, sir. |
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This is like old times, isn't it? |
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It's a pleasure we have missed, sir. |
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- Thank you, Bates. |
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How is our lumbago this evening, sir? |
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- It's so much better, Bates, thank you. |
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- Bates. |
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There's a crisis afoot. |
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I mean, couldn't we forget |
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Sic transit gloria mundi, sir. |
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- Bates. |
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Mr. Travers is in trouble. |
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He's practically put his foot |
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But, hornets' nests grow on trees, sir. |
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Never mind that. |
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What about rubbing it with butter, sir? |
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You blasted fool, |
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My sister got into a hornets' nest |
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That's the wrong treatment. |
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Never mind that! |
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Mr. Travers is in trouble. |
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It is liable to develop into a scandal |
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There's a young lady in the room below us. |
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I've seen her, sir. |
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I want you to find out |
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Follow her wherever she goes. |
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- Never, sir? |
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- Whither she goes... |
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Right you are, sir. Whither or thither. |
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- What happened? |
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But things are getting involved. |
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Nonsense. Why should this girl want |
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Why, for money, of course. Publicity. |
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I'm going to see her and buy her off. |
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You're not. If anyone's going to buy |
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No, you stay right here. |
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It's probably some little thing you did... |
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carried away for the moment, |
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If I did, I'm going right down |
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Come along, cara mia. |
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- Get me a taxi, quickly. |
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Follow that cab. |
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Come in. |
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Where's the young lady |
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She's gone, sir. |
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- Gone? |
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You don't mind if I get on with me work? |
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I gotta get these flowers out |
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That's all right, go ahead. Go right ahead. |
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Jerry, do you realize that we have |
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We've got to get out of here. Come on. |
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Women do strange things sometimes, |
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Yes, sir. |
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- That first act was simply marvelous. |
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Everybody's crazy about it. |
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I've got some more good news. |
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- Did you find out were she's gone? |
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No, but, Jerry, please. |
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You don't suppose |
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I don't think so. They didn't say. |
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Second act begins, Mr. Travers. |
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Thanks. I'll be there. |
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Really, the second act. |
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I'll be right back as soon as the act is over. |
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My word, I never read |
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Isn't it too bad she isn't here tonight? |
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The biggest night of my life |
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- What does she say? |
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Sorry we can't fly down to Italy after |
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Her little friend is in London, |
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Her name is Tremont. |
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Tremont? Wait a minute. Let me see that. |
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Horace, hire a plane right away. |
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One minute, Mr. Travers. |
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You can't do that. The seats were sold out |
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How long does it take to fly there? |
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Seven hours. You have to be back |
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Charter a plane for the weekend, |
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You're on, Mr. Travers. |
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I will not jeopardize my position. |
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If you want this show to run two nights, |
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- What kind of a plane? |
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I'll go look for Madge |
00:46:53 |
- Dale, when did you get down? |
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Good. Have something to drink. |
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Horse's neck. |
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- It's grand seeing you. |
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Now tell me, did my husband look you up? |
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- Yes. |
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I think he is very fascinating. |
00:47:23 |
Fascinating? |
00:47:24 |
You know, every once in a while, the effect |
00:47:29 |
He sort of surprised me, too. |
00:47:31 |
I'm glad you liked him. |
00:47:35 |
No. He can't... |
00:47:39 |
What's the matter? Did he flirt with you? |
00:47:43 |
He sent me a room full of flowers. |
00:47:46 |
That was sweet of him. |
00:47:50 |
But, Madge, you don't understand, he... |
00:47:54 |
- He chased me in the park. |
00:47:57 |
I didn't know |
00:48:00 |
Did he catch you? |
00:48:03 |
- Yes. |
00:48:08 |
Why, Madge, you shock me. |
00:48:10 |
Horace flirts with |
00:48:12 |
He doesn't mean anything. |
00:48:18 |
That's a funny way to take it. |
00:48:21 |
My dear, when you are as old as I am, |
00:48:25 |
If you can find them. |
00:48:40 |
And another thing, Jerry. |
00:48:41 |
The gossip at the hotel |
00:48:44 |
was supplying her with everything. |
00:48:47 |
No, Horace, you provided the flowers. |
00:48:49 |
I? I never did anything. |
00:48:53 |
But anyway, as soon as we land, |
00:48:56 |
and I am going to find out from her |
00:49:00 |
I only want to find out where. |
00:49:02 |
Now, Jerry, I warn you... |
00:49:04 |
you don't realize the trouble |
00:49:07 |
Now, I know all about these things. |
00:49:14 |
I am the victim |
00:49:17 |
- Surely you don't mean Madge? |
00:49:19 |
Not Madge. She doesn't know |
00:49:23 |
Her name is Violet. |
00:49:25 |
She is what the French call a passade. |
00:49:28 |
I see. Little ships that pass in the night. |
00:49:32 |
Ships? Yes. Exactly. |
00:49:35 |
I met her at the birdhouse in the zoo. |
00:49:38 |
She was a very pretty little thing |
00:49:42 |
Of the birds? |
00:49:43 |
Yes. You see, |
00:49:46 |
It was the storks in particular |
00:49:49 |
I took her to a cinema... |
00:49:51 |
and then we had dinner |
00:49:54 |
Then I fear |
00:50:15 |
That must be his plane now. Come on. |
00:50:19 |
No, I'd rather not. |
00:50:21 |
Come on. If I were you... |
00:50:22 |
I wouldn't miss this opportunity |
00:50:33 |
You know, Dale, I haven't told you |
00:50:38 |
Haven't you? |
00:50:39 |
No, I feel I've known you long enough |
00:50:45 |
In spite of the fact that |
00:50:49 |
there is no feeling so secure as having |
00:51:14 |
- Jerry. |
00:51:21 |
Where did Miss Tremont go? |
00:51:22 |
- Dale didn't tell me she'd met you. |
00:00:04 |
Let's eat now. |
00:00:06 |
Leave the child alone, |
00:00:09 |
- Really? |
00:00:13 |
- Right between the eyes. |
00:00:16 |
- Where's Horace? |
00:00:19 |
The hotel's crowded and both of you |
00:00:23 |
Dale's with me. |
00:00:24 |
- Did you get that room for my husband? |
00:00:27 |
because of the carnival, |
00:00:31 |
- The bridal suite. |
00:00:37 |
Signor, are you Horace Hardwick? |
00:00:40 |
Thank you, I am. How do you do? |
00:00:43 |
- I am very displeased to meet you. |
00:00:45 |
What do you mean, displeased? |
00:00:48 |
Signor, I warn you. |
00:00:50 |
For men of your kind, |
00:00:53 |
My dear fellow, this is one |
00:00:56 |
The air, the breeze, the flowers. |
00:00:59 |
So it is funny tricks you're being. |
00:01:01 |
I warn you... |
00:01:03 |
never let your path |
00:01:21 |
- Horace. |
00:01:24 |
Madge, darling. |
00:01:26 |
My, your passion frightens me. |
00:01:30 |
- Been practicing? |
00:01:34 |
Madge, what do you think |
00:01:37 |
- I know. You got your first long trousers. |
00:01:40 |
There's something down here |
00:01:43 |
and Jerry thinks that I... |
00:01:46 |
You know, it sounds as if you were |
00:01:50 |
Does it? What would I have to confess? |
00:01:52 |
You really want to tell me |
00:01:55 |
Yes, but then again, no. |
00:01:58 |
You see, as a matter of fact, |
00:02:00 |
- You haven't met her? |
00:02:03 |
If that's your story, Horace, you stick to it. |
00:02:05 |
I suppose you weren't in the park, either. |
00:02:08 |
The park, my dear girl, |
00:02:11 |
The zoo... Yes. The zoo was in the park. |
00:02:14 |
- A little bird told me. |
00:02:19 |
I think, after the trip I better clean up a bit. |
00:02:21 |
- Of course, I understand just how you feel. |
00:02:42 |
- What's the matter? |
00:02:45 |
- Has she been chasing you? |
00:02:50 |
Jerry, I think she's found out about Violet. |
00:02:53 |
And I just had my life threatened. |
00:02:55 |
But what did he say? |
00:02:57 |
He just lied in a straightforward manner, |
00:03:03 |
- He did, did he? |
00:03:10 |
I'll make him remember me |
00:03:16 |
Has Horace been away from you lately |
00:03:18 |
Well, he was alone |
00:03:24 |
Connect me |
00:03:26 |
Madge, have you any objections |
00:03:29 |
so that he'll never look at another woman? |
00:03:31 |
Dale, no husband |
00:03:36 |
Hello. |
00:03:39 |
Hello, where are you? |
00:03:43 |
So you do remember me? |
00:03:49 |
- Are you alone? |
00:03:53 |
Fine. I'll be right up. |
00:04:06 |
Horace, she's coming up. |
00:04:08 |
She's coming up here? |
00:04:11 |
- She wants to see me alone. |
00:04:14 |
What did I tell you? |
00:04:16 |
Rack your brains, please. |
00:04:18 |
Couldn't you have met |
00:04:21 |
I could have met her in Moscow. |
00:04:24 |
- In Moscow. You see? |
00:04:30 |
Couldn't you have met her in Paris? |
00:04:32 |
The last time I was in Paris, |
00:04:34 |
Jerry, I don't think it's safe |
00:04:39 |
I don't think it would be quite proper |
00:04:56 |
Hello. |
00:04:58 |
I know you'll think this is |
00:05:01 |
but I just couldn't wait to see you alone. |
00:05:12 |
I'm awfully glad you came up. |
00:05:16 |
My darling. |
00:05:21 |
Hello. How have you been? |
00:05:25 |
I've been missing you terribly. |
00:05:28 |
I came down |
00:05:31 |
No, I meant before yesterday. |
00:05:36 |
- Before yesterday? |
00:05:41 |
Don't you remember? |
00:05:44 |
Should I? |
00:05:48 |
Have you forgotten... |
00:05:51 |
- what we've been to each other? |
00:05:55 |
What we've been to each other... |
00:06:00 |
I knew yesterday in the park, |
00:06:04 |
- you remembered who I was. |
00:06:08 |
Who are you? |
00:06:11 |
Then you still don't remember? |
00:06:16 |
I can try to remember something. |
00:06:21 |
How could you forget |
00:06:25 |
and the suspicious concierge... |
00:06:29 |
and that quaint little room? |
00:06:33 |
We used to have tea and muffins |
00:06:36 |
watching the |
00:06:41 |
And those long walks down that |
00:06:46 |
Paris is heavenly in the spring. |
00:06:58 |
So that's where we met. |
00:07:01 |
Yes, last year. |
00:07:05 |
In Paris. |
00:07:11 |
Why, of course. |
00:07:15 |
It's all coming back to me now. |
00:07:18 |
Is it? |
00:07:20 |
Yes, but you weren't calling |
00:07:24 |
- Wasn't I? |
00:07:29 |
Madeline, that was it. |
00:07:34 |
You've put on a little weight, haven't you? |
00:07:40 |
Remember that night on the Left Bank... |
00:07:42 |
you had on that little blue dress |
00:07:47 |
And to think that I almost forgot you... |
00:07:53 |
Tell me something. |
00:07:58 |
Do you still have that awful weakness |
00:08:04 |
I suppose I do. |
00:08:07 |
Make yourself comfortable, darling. |
00:08:11 |
A little later on, |
00:08:14 |
It'll be like old times, won't it? |
00:08:18 |
I think I'd better be going. |
00:08:21 |
I'll let you go on one condition. |
00:08:23 |
Promise me, now that I found you again... |
00:08:26 |
we can be to each other |
00:08:41 |
There, you see? I was right. |
00:08:44 |
Of all the scheming, brazen creatures... |
00:08:45 |
trying to pretend |
00:08:47 |
Do you realize that she's |
00:08:50 |
- What are you going to do about it? |
00:08:53 |
Jerry, this is no time for you to be funny. |
00:08:55 |
All right, then, you be funny. |
00:08:56 |
I'm going down |
00:08:58 |
Jerry, please wait. |
00:09:00 |
Now, before you make |
00:09:03 |
promise me that you won't ask her... |
00:09:04 |
until I find out from Madge |
00:09:06 |
All right, you find out all about her past... |
00:09:09 |
and I'll go down and plan her future. |
00:09:10 |
- Remember, that's a promise. |
00:09:22 |
What happened? Did you scare him? |
00:09:26 |
No. He scared me. |
00:09:31 |
What did he do, make faces at you? |
00:09:34 |
You know, sometimes |
00:09:37 |
and I take a good look at him |
00:09:40 |
He mistook me for someone called |
00:09:44 |
Really? |
00:09:46 |
Madge, do you think you ought |
00:09:49 |
I don't believe he was nearly so innocent |
00:09:53 |
Darling, you interest me. |
00:09:56 |
But, Madge, |
00:09:59 |
I'm trying to tell you that I'm afraid... |
00:10:02 |
that we're carrying this thing too far. |
00:10:07 |
You know, I wonder if you've seen |
00:10:11 |
that I've never seen. |
00:10:53 |
I wonder what's keeping Horace. |
00:11:01 |
What's the matter? |
00:11:03 |
I'm afraid I'm going to have a headache. |
00:11:05 |
Don't go. This is a meeting |
00:11:13 |
Good evening. |
00:11:16 |
It's nice to see you again, Miss Tremont. |
00:11:20 |
You've robbed me of the pleasure |
00:11:23 |
You've already met. |
00:11:26 |
Yes, we've met last spring. |
00:11:31 |
I hope you see a lot of each other. |
00:11:34 |
You know, Madge is |
00:11:37 |
She seems to know instinctively |
00:11:42 |
I don't know what I'd do without her. |
00:11:44 |
That's sweet of you, darling. |
00:11:45 |
You two run along and dance, |
00:11:51 |
That's what I'm afraid of. |
00:12:00 |
I think Madge is a very brave person. |
00:12:03 |
Yes, I have |
00:12:21 |
Well, if Madge doesn't care, |
00:12:23 |
Neither do I, all I know is that it's... |
00:17:51 |
Why don't you tell me |
00:17:53 |
You know we never met in Paris. |
00:17:56 |
I know. I'm afraid |
00:18:01 |
You see, I know who you are. |
00:18:04 |
What difference does that make? |
00:18:07 |
- So that doesn't make any difference? |
00:18:11 |
I don't know who you are, and I don't care. |
00:18:14 |
That's big of you. |
00:18:18 |
Well... |
00:18:21 |
Well, what? |
00:18:23 |
Aren't you now supposed to say... |
00:18:25 |
we should think |
00:18:27 |
that we're entitled to live our own lives? |
00:18:32 |
I don't think I'd say it |
00:18:38 |
Go on. |
00:18:40 |
If it weren't for a promise I made |
00:18:43 |
I would go on. |
00:18:46 |
You made a promise. |
00:18:48 |
That shouldn't make |
00:18:52 |
That's right. Forget it, marry me. |
00:18:59 |
How could I have fallen in love |
00:19:10 |
She loves me. |
00:19:17 |
- What are you doing? |
00:19:20 |
I'm leaving. You don't know |
00:19:22 |
Why, what's the matter? |
00:19:25 |
Your husband. |
00:19:29 |
- He wants to divorce you and marry me. |
00:19:32 |
He wants to do right by both of us. |
00:19:36 |
No. |
00:19:38 |
That'll come later. |
00:19:39 |
He'll probably want me |
00:19:42 |
Now listen, Dale. I don't want you to go. |
00:19:46 |
I can't stay here under the circumstances. |
00:19:49 |
Here or there, |
00:19:51 |
you're fair game for any philandering male. |
00:19:54 |
You know, what you really should have... |
00:19:56 |
is a husband you can call your own. |
00:20:01 |
Seriously, I mean it. |
00:20:04 |
But what are we going to do |
00:20:06 |
Don't worry, dear. I'll do it. |
00:20:15 |
Come in. |
00:20:19 |
Darling. |
00:20:30 |
All I said was darling and she smacked me. |
00:20:36 |
Jerry, how does it look? Tell me frankly. |
00:20:39 |
It looks like a sunrise by Maxfield Parrish. |
00:20:44 |
Jerry, that's terrible. |
00:20:46 |
I can't go around now like this. |
00:20:49 |
Put a piece of raw steak on it. |
00:20:52 |
It would? |
00:20:54 |
- A steak? |
00:21:00 |
Yes, sir. |
00:21:01 |
- Order a steak. |
00:21:07 |
You know, Jerry, I can't imagine |
00:21:10 |
She's never hit me before. |
00:21:13 |
Maybe she just never thought of it before. |
00:21:17 |
Room service. |
00:21:19 |
Yes. This is the bridal suite. |
00:21:22 |
Yes, will you please send up |
00:21:26 |
I beg your pardon? |
00:21:28 |
Yes, mashed potatoes, and carrots... |
00:21:32 |
and spinach. Yes, of course, coffee... |
00:21:42 |
As soon as you get your eye fixed, |
00:21:45 |
Where do you want it, sir? |
00:21:47 |
- Want what, Bates? |
00:21:50 |
On my eye. |
00:21:53 |
On your eye, sir? |
00:21:56 |
My word, why do I always |
00:21:59 |
On my eye means on my eye, doesn't it? |
00:22:01 |
- I beg your pardon, sir. |
00:22:05 |
Jerry, you see what I'm up against. |
00:22:07 |
The man has a sluggish brain, |
00:22:10 |
First it's a maniac, and then it's Madge, |
00:22:13 |
I give you my word, |
00:22:46 |
We are a grand success. |
00:22:48 |
Every woman, she's saying this dress, |
00:22:51 |
This Beddini is the tops. |
00:22:53 |
I'm so happy. |
00:22:58 |
No, but, cara mia, it's not the dress, |
00:23:02 |
It's you who wears it. |
00:23:06 |
Thank you, Alberto. |
00:23:09 |
What is it? Is it Adam again? |
00:23:13 |
His Garden of Eden... |
00:23:15 |
he has made you sad? |
00:23:20 |
It's just that I'm all mixed up, that's all. |
00:23:23 |
Why worry about this man? |
00:23:26 |
I think I'm worrying more about his wife. |
00:23:31 |
Beddini does not like to see you so sad. |
00:23:39 |
Alberto, you seem to be |
00:23:47 |
Why don't you marry Beddini? |
00:23:52 |
Why not? I'm rich, I'm pretty... |
00:23:57 |
and then this Hardwick |
00:24:04 |
I'll marry you if you really want me to... |
00:24:07 |
but let's do it right away. |
00:24:20 |
First of all, |
00:24:23 |
and then I'll ask Madge about Dale. |
00:24:25 |
Mr. Hardwick, dear sir, one of our |
00:24:28 |
that he is to be married this evening. |
00:24:29 |
We wondered |
00:24:32 |
- Give it up? Why we... |
00:24:36 |
- Have we, angel? |
00:24:39 |
- Of course you may have it. |
00:24:41 |
I shall remove you elsewhere. |
00:24:45 |
Come on, dear sir, brace up. |
00:24:47 |
Madge has merely heard something |
00:24:50 |
We know it isn't the truth, |
00:24:52 |
that's all she's waiting for. |
00:24:53 |
I know. That's what I'm afraid of. |
00:24:55 |
Always remember that the truth |
00:24:59 |
Jerry, you are right. |
00:25:05 |
Anyway, if it does, |
00:25:12 |
Horace, what is this, Halloween? |
00:25:16 |
Madge, Horace has |
00:25:20 |
I've been waiting for this for some time. |
00:25:22 |
Come right in and get it off your chest. |
00:25:27 |
You'd better take your glasses off. |
00:25:34 |
Sit down. |
00:25:50 |
You see, when Horace was in London, |
00:25:53 |
And, Madge, you must have |
00:25:56 |
- Or you wouldn't be telling me now. |
00:26:01 |
What Horace means to say is... |
00:26:02 |
that he'd like to make |
00:26:05 |
- Before I find out the truth. |
00:26:10 |
Dear, I'm all mixed. Where am I? |
00:26:21 |
- Hello. |
00:26:23 |
I wanted to call you |
00:26:26 |
You got what? |
00:26:29 |
It sounds just as if you said |
00:26:32 |
- I did. |
00:26:36 |
Going to the bridal suite? |
00:26:38 |
Very proper place |
00:26:41 |
Darling, I must compliment you |
00:26:43 |
but who on earth did you find |
00:26:47 |
Alberto? You'd better hang up, Dale, dear. |
00:26:50 |
- I think I'm going to faint. |
00:26:53 |
What was that? |
00:26:55 |
- Dale Tremont married? |
00:26:58 |
- Good. |
00:27:01 |
- It's all his fault. |
00:27:02 |
Yes, she told me how you chased her |
00:27:07 |
Yes, but I'm the one she slapped. |
00:27:13 |
She's been mistaking me |
00:27:17 |
No wonder she thought |
00:27:20 |
No wonder. I resent that. |
00:27:23 |
- Madge, where is she now? |
00:27:26 |
Bridal suite. |
00:27:33 |
I'll see you later. |
00:27:34 |
But, Jerry, you can't do a thing like that. |
00:27:37 |
All is fair in love and war, |
00:27:45 |
- Yes, this is very pretty. |
00:27:47 |
We are very proud |
00:27:50 |
Is there anything else, sir? |
00:27:51 |
Yes, would you please ask my wife |
00:27:54 |
It is a pleasure, dear sir. |
00:28:20 |
What are you doing here? |
00:28:23 |
- What are you doing here? |
00:28:26 |
- Yes, but this is my room. |
00:28:31 |
But I have the key. |
00:28:34 |
- But I am Beddini. |
00:28:40 |
We will see who is the owner of this room. |
00:29:00 |
But, Jerry, you shouldn't be in here. |
00:29:03 |
- It isn't cricket. |
00:29:16 |
Signor, there is a man in my bed. |
00:29:23 |
It's too bad. He's not here yet. |
00:29:26 |
I'll just wait until my uncle returns. |
00:29:29 |
Thank you. |
00:29:30 |
Why, Jerry, I didn't know |
00:29:33 |
- Didn't you know? |
00:29:35 |
I haven't, but this room is |
00:29:42 |
He's not here, signor. |
00:29:45 |
If he returns, I will kill him. |
00:29:47 |
We Beddini have the motto: |
00:29:52 |
For the man, the sword. |
00:30:39 |
Dale, you are lovely. |
00:30:42 |
Like a flower I am afraid to crush. |
00:30:45 |
Don't be afraid. |
00:30:55 |
Alberto, make him stop! |
00:30:58 |
Who is it? You know? |
00:31:00 |
Yes, it's Horace. |
00:31:02 |
Horace Hardwick, that interloper. |
00:31:05 |
I'll stop him. |
00:31:14 |
For the man, the sword. |
00:31:29 |
Mrs. Hardwick's apartment, please. |
00:31:39 |
- He's coming. |
00:31:40 |
You keep this up and hold him |
00:31:43 |
I will. |
00:31:57 |
Madge, you'd better come over |
00:31:59 |
Alberto has gone after him with a sword. |
00:32:16 |
Why, yes, of course. |
00:32:29 |
I'm sorry to break in like this, |
00:32:32 |
Will you please stop annoying me? |
00:32:34 |
But you've been mistaken about me. |
00:32:37 |
- I'm afraid I haven't. |
00:32:40 |
I'll stay right here and there will be |
00:32:44 |
He'll be furious if he finds you here. |
00:32:47 |
Then please come with me |
00:32:49 |
I've simply got to talk to you. |
00:32:54 |
And so you see, my dear chap, |
00:32:58 |
- But you are Horace Hardwick, no? |
00:33:01 |
Then you are not |
00:33:11 |
Don't mind me. |
00:33:13 |
Madge, explain to this maniac that |
00:33:17 |
He may be making a mistake, |
00:33:20 |
Go right ahead, Alberto. |
00:33:23 |
No, I cannot kill him before a lady. |
00:33:25 |
If you're going to pull out on us, Alberto, |
00:33:30 |
I may want that pleasure myself someday. |
00:33:36 |
But why didn't you tell me who you were? |
00:33:39 |
After all, I mean, you never gave me |
00:33:51 |
Mr. Travers! |
00:33:57 |
Help, somebody. |
00:33:59 |
I am so sorry. |
00:34:03 |
- You must forgive me. |
00:34:09 |
Go right ahead, boys, don't mind me. |
00:34:13 |
Not tonight, Alberto. |
00:34:14 |
Some other time |
00:34:16 |
Thank you. |
00:34:17 |
- Pardon me, sir. |
00:34:20 |
What have you been doing? |
00:34:21 |
Pardon me, sir, |
00:34:24 |
they're drifting out to the bay |
00:34:27 |
There. That ought to make you |
00:34:30 |
- He's kidnapped her. |
00:34:34 |
You are in this plot. |
00:34:37 |
I've had just about enough... |
00:34:39 |
Children, if Dale and Jerry |
00:34:41 |
don't you think the best thing |
00:34:44 |
Yes, come. |
00:34:45 |
Isn't it marvelous to have some brains? |
00:34:49 |
Don't answer me like that. Do something. |
00:34:53 |
- Jerry. |
00:34:56 |
That's right. Make a fool of yourself. |
00:34:58 |
It's no crime to look, is it? |
00:35:05 |
- I think there is no gas left. |
00:35:09 |
Perhaps I'd better look at the engine, |
00:35:12 |
They may have hidden it up there |
00:35:19 |
This is the first time |
00:35:26 |
Jerry, you mustn't come with me. |
00:35:30 |
Alberto will have to get accustomed |
00:35:33 |
No, seriously, |
00:35:36 |
When am I going to see you again? |
00:35:40 |
I don't know. |
00:35:45 |
Mr. Travers, they went after you, sir, |
00:35:51 |
- Mr. Beddini, too? |
00:35:53 |
but they won't be back this evening, sir. |
00:35:55 |
We took the precaution |
00:35:59 |
Thank you, Bates. |
00:36:15 |
What is it, my good man? |
00:36:21 |
Yes. I'm masquerading. |
00:36:30 |
Don't you understand English? |
00:36:34 |
You don't understand English? |
00:36:38 |
Well, I've been waiting for an opportunity |
00:36:43 |
You frozen-faced flatfoot. |
00:36:49 |
And grazie to you if it comes to that, |
00:36:56 |
Can I help it if you look |
00:37:03 |
I'm adoring this. |
00:37:07 |
You see, I happen to be breaking the law. |
00:37:12 |
but, of course, you would never know that, |
00:37:18 |
Good night. |
00:37:26 |
I arrest you for masquerading |
00:37:29 |
I further charge you with insulting |
00:37:32 |
according to Rule Three, Section Three |
00:37:49 |
Beg your pardon, signoro, |
00:37:51 |
Shall I serve now |
00:37:54 |
I don't think the groom |
00:37:57 |
- Very good, sir. |
00:38:00 |
I still feel a little guilty |
00:38:03 |
while Alberto's out looking for us. |
00:38:05 |
Let's eat, drink, and be merry, |
00:44:46 |
The hour of reckoning is at hand. |
00:44:49 |
Beddini is about to settle his accounts. |
00:44:59 |
Skipper, will you tell |
00:45:08 |
He's the one with his mouth closed. |
00:45:18 |
Listen, you two idiots, |
00:45:21 |
- Where is he? |
00:45:24 |
If you take my advice, you'll take |
00:45:27 |
Not until I've asked Mr. Beddini for his |
00:45:35 |
- Mr. Hardwick. |
00:45:38 |
I regret to report, my dear sir, |
00:45:42 |
- Bates? Really? |
00:45:44 |
He would have spent the whole night |
00:45:48 |
You don't mean it. |
00:45:54 |
Come in. |
00:46:01 |
At last. |
00:46:03 |
The little birdies have come flying back |
00:46:10 |
Mr. Beddini, we want to explain |
00:46:14 |
I will not listen to any excuses, |
00:46:19 |
Jerry, Madge, |
00:46:22 |
A few days ago, |
00:46:25 |
Allow me to tell them, sir, please. |
00:46:28 |
Quiet, your turn will come later. |
00:46:31 |
A few days ago, |
00:46:33 |
The needle has gotten stuck in a crack. |
00:46:38 |
Thank you, madam. |
00:46:43 |
You see, Miss Dale, Mr. Hardwick thought |
00:46:47 |
And he asked me to follow you |
00:46:52 |
- Follow me? |
00:46:54 |
And in order to put you off the scent, |
00:46:59 |
This evening, I met |
00:47:02 |
and fearing |
00:47:05 |
I turned my collar around... |
00:47:07 |
like this. |
00:47:11 |
And very cleverly, I became a clergyman. |
00:47:17 |
You are the one who married us. |
00:47:19 |
Yes, sir. |
00:47:21 |
Then we've never been really married? |
00:47:24 |
Precisely, miss. |
00:47:27 |
Well, Mr. Beddini... |
00:47:32 |
what are you doing |
00:48:19 |
English |