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00:02:53 I can't believe
00:02:56 How embarrassing. Look at that.
00:03:00 If I were with a real guy doing this,
00:03:04 And a wax.
00:03:06 Oh, shit, that one's worse.
00:03:08 -Sorry I didn't get a pedicure.
00:03:13 My toes.
00:03:14 -l'm sorry.
00:03:17 -l'm looking at your cervix.
00:03:20 Now I kind of wish
00:03:24 -All done.
00:03:25 We'll elevate your legs for
00:03:31 First time l hear that ticking clock
00:03:34 -Good. Just relax.
00:03:37 Come on.
00:03:39 I have a feeling that you and...
00:03:42 ...CRM-1 014 are gonna
00:03:48 Yeah. Thank you.
00:03:59 Oh, God, l hope this works.
00:04:02 I've wanted this for so long.
00:04:05 Maybe this isn't how
00:04:09 Thought I'd have
00:04:11 -No! You don't want kids. Trust me.
00:04:16 -And it's awful. They've ruined my life!
00:04:21 What? No! Go away!
00:04:22 Have you seen my vagina?
00:04:25 Because I would show it to you.
00:04:29 ...that you don't want to have kids.
00:04:33 I don't want to see that.
00:04:35 I think you're tired of being alone.
00:04:38 Not about a guy. l've dated hundreds
00:04:43 Not one of them's close
00:04:45 It's just not happening for me.
00:04:47 -Yeah, but doesn't mean that it won't.
00:04:50 Is that my chicken?
00:04:53 Give it back!
00:04:54 That is your dinner, not a toy!
00:04:59 I hate them. Do you smell pee?
00:05:02 So, l had to figure it out on my own.
00:05:06 I examined every possibility and
00:05:10 Will you be my baby-daddy?
00:05:13 What? No, l can't be the father.
00:05:16 What are you talking--?
00:05:19 I have more women to bed before I do
00:05:23 Clive, you're my friend.
00:05:26 We don't have to have sex.
00:05:30 All right? Just give me your sperm.
00:05:35 Okay. Okay,
00:05:39 Maybe a little dead down there.
00:05:41 I get it, I get it. Been a long time
00:05:45 Just shut up, okay?
00:05:46 -Just forget it. Forget the whole thing!
00:05:48 Well, that was a bust.
00:05:51 So I took life by the horns...
00:05:55 ...and I did what l had to do.
00:06:00 Yeah.
00:06:03 It's gonna be okay.
00:06:06 I have a plan.
00:06:10 Ding.
00:06:16 -You don't have to walk like that.
00:06:19 By the way, l know an excellent
00:06:22 -...if you're interested.
00:06:26 Maybe we should hug. We might
00:06:31 -Good luck.
00:06:37 Hi.
00:06:38 -Hi.
00:06:51 -Hi!
00:07:00 Taxi!
00:07:09 Hallelujah!
00:07:12 Excuse me. This is my cab.
00:07:15 -What, you own it?
00:07:18 If someone hails a cab and it pulls up,
00:07:22 -l didn't see you.
00:07:26 Sir. Sir, excuse me.
00:07:33 Look, maybe you're not
00:07:36 -Certain rules that we try to follow.
00:07:40 You're not right, but l'm in
00:07:43 No, I'll get out.
00:07:47 -Now what?
00:07:49 -Hey, hey!
00:07:54 Well, that was stupid.
00:07:58 You said you were in a great mood
00:08:02 I'm sorry,
00:08:21 How's your great mood now?
00:08:23 Please, stop talking to me.
00:08:28 So why are you in
00:08:32 Not that it's your business,
00:08:35 Wow, that's great.
00:08:39 Thanks.
00:08:41 Well, have a nice life.
00:08:45 Yeah, you do the same.
00:08:49 Hey, there's a penny right there.
00:08:52 Why don't you pick it up?
00:08:55 Only if it's heads.
00:08:59 Now somebody else
00:09:03 Bye.
00:09:36 Thank you for coming to
00:09:39 Hi, Nutsy!
00:09:41 Oh, my God. You're glowing.
00:09:43 -Hello.
00:09:45 -Tell us everything.
00:09:47 You got shot up with red-headed
00:09:50 There's something to tell.
00:09:51 He had red hair and freckles?
00:09:54 -Tried to talk her out of it.
00:09:56 Never saw his pubes.
00:09:58 So come on, what happened?
00:10:00 I lay down,
00:10:03 Five minutes later, it was over.
00:10:06 So basically,
00:10:09 -You wish.
00:10:12 -Red hair and freckles!
00:10:17 -What?
00:10:19 Who is this guy
00:10:21 She wasn't actually with him.
00:10:23 Yeah, but l still want to kick his ass.
00:10:26 You're stupid.
00:10:52 Okay, all right.
00:10:55 Welcome to
00:10:58 As the name suggests,
00:11:03 ...and proud.
00:11:05 Hey, all right.
00:11:07 Okay. Some of us have adopted.
00:11:08 Some of us have conceived
00:11:11 Every story is different, but
00:11:15 We wanted a child,
00:11:18 We sure did. We sure did.
00:11:20 Are you already a single mother
00:11:25 Oh, l was just inseminated
00:11:29 Inseminated. Makes me feel
00:11:34 Well, we do what we have to do
00:11:38 -That's right.
00:11:41 Oh, okay. Let's see.
00:11:47 Yeah. l used to work in the corporate
00:11:52 ...but it just didn't feel like the life
00:11:56 So now l'm happy on the work front,
00:12:02 I don't know.
00:12:05 ...it's personal.
00:12:07 I still haven't found "the one,"
00:12:11 Well, the elusive one.
00:12:14 -Good luck.
00:12:15 If l had a dollar for every time
00:12:18 I thought I'd be married with kids
00:12:20 ...but that's just not happening...
00:12:24 ...so l guess it's time for
00:12:28 Well, Zoe, listen.
00:12:31 ...we here at
00:12:36 ...can be your partners.
00:12:38 From inception to graduation,
00:12:42 We can be here for you.
00:12:46 Great.
00:12:48 Thank you.
00:12:49 Dakota was born right here.
00:12:51 In this very room.
00:12:54 -Right where you're sitting, actually.
00:12:58 Right here?
00:13:00 Imagine that. Funny.
00:13:03 So how old is your baby now?
00:13:06 I'm 3.
00:13:09 So cute.
00:13:12 Why do you need a support group?
00:13:14 -You're not very supportive.
00:13:16 You just told me that if
00:13:19 ...my girls are gonna wind up
00:13:22 Hey, I'm just being honest.
00:13:24 Don't even get me started on
00:13:29 What does it do to your bladder?
00:13:34 I think I just peed a little bit.
00:13:38 I don't think l'm pregnant anyway.
00:13:41 Something about frozen sperm
00:13:44 Oh, come with me for a minute.
00:13:45 I have to make some muffins for some
00:13:49 -You're gonna make muffins?
00:13:53 But there's a place here
00:13:55 I pick out the worst ones
00:13:59 Come on.
00:14:02 Okay, which is the ugliest?
00:14:04 Seems like a lot of trouble
00:14:07 Welcome to motherhood.
00:14:25 -There's that guy.
00:14:28 The one selling cheese. l know him.
00:14:31 He's hot.
00:14:35 -He sells cheese?
00:14:39 -Can l help you ladies?
00:14:45 Like what you see?
00:14:47 -What?
00:14:50 -Hey, you.
00:14:53 Hi. What a nice surprise.
00:14:58 I didn't.
00:15:00 Oh, okay.
00:15:02 Did you follow me here?
00:15:04 Follow you?
00:15:06 To the farmers' market?
00:15:09 No, we came to buy muffins.
00:15:12 You better buy something.
00:15:16 Well, it's really nice to see you,
00:15:21 -Oh, Zoe.
00:15:23 I'm Mona. So how do you two
00:15:26 -He stole my cab.
00:15:30 Okay.
00:15:33 We should go.
00:15:35 -We should?
00:15:37 Can your thing wait
00:15:39 I'll give you a taste of my cheese.
00:15:44 I can rephrase that.
00:15:46 Okay. This is our basic chèvre.
00:15:49 Probably our best seller and the
00:15:53 These are our surface-ripened
00:15:57 And these are the aged
00:16:03 This is really boring, isn't it?
00:16:06 -No.
00:16:08 This is Louie. He works for me.
00:16:11 -Hi.
00:16:12 -Zoe.
00:16:13 -Can l give you a sample box?
00:16:16 -l'm okay.
00:16:17 You're not lactose intolerant,
00:16:20 Hey. You're still coming over tonight,
00:16:25 Yeah. Yeah.
00:16:28 We should go.
00:16:30 -Are you ready?
00:16:33 Okay. Well, I gotta go. Bye.
00:16:37 Bye.
00:16:44 -You said free sample box, right?
00:16:46 -Free? Okay.
00:16:47 In that case....
00:16:58 Okay, spill it.
00:17:00 -...how do we know him?
00:17:02 Stan from the farmers' market.
00:17:07 I'm gonna kill Mona.
00:17:09 Is he a farmer?
00:17:13 -He makes cheese.
00:17:16 Mona said his feta was incredible.
00:17:18 That makes so much
00:17:19 Who is this guy?
00:17:21 He's nobody. He's just some guy.
00:17:23 -Are you blushing?
00:17:26 Can we calm down,
00:17:29 -No.
00:17:30 I'm not calming down.
00:17:31 He's nobody. And even if
00:17:34 ...because I don't want
00:17:37 So let's just get back to work.
00:17:40 -Finding a relationship is work.
00:17:44 Well, it is.
00:17:47 Yo, taxi.
00:17:49 So dogs have
00:17:51 If we don't assert leadership
00:17:54 ...our dogs are going to show...
00:17:56 ...unstable behavior
00:17:58 In other words, in the dog world...
00:18:01 ...who you are is stable or
00:18:04 So when a dog introduces himself
00:18:10 Exactly.
00:18:13 "Oh, my God, he's so--"
00:18:16 So l mean, it's like, poor dog,
00:18:20 And so they're interacting based
00:18:24 Okay. Now this is getting weird.
00:18:26 I know. We keep running into
00:18:29 So your being here
00:18:31 -Oh, no. I love this guy.
00:18:34 -...to be tonight?
00:18:36 Do you even have a dog?
00:18:38 No. But I might get one
00:18:42 The dogs would just shake it.
00:18:46 -l'm really busy here.
00:18:48 -Just tell me. I can take it.
00:18:50 You just know
00:18:53 You're making a big mistake.
00:18:56 I'm just not interested in men
00:18:59 -Oh, you're gay?
00:19:02 -Quiet.
00:19:04 Would you please take it outside?
00:19:06 -Sorry.
00:19:08 -That was awkward.
00:19:10 This is not a good time for me, okay?
00:19:15 Menopause?
00:19:16 Menopause? Seriously?
00:19:19 How old do you think l am?
00:19:20 Let's start over.
00:19:22 The more I think about it,
00:19:25 You're too skeptical.
00:19:27 -l have enough friends.
00:19:30 -What you doing tonight?
00:19:33 Clearly, you don't have
00:19:36 Okay, here's my proposition.
00:19:37 Don't freak out.
00:19:40 I'm getting takeout too. Let's walk
00:19:44 ...order and pay for our own respective
00:19:48 Where do you want to go?
00:19:57 -Here you go.
00:19:58 No fair. You chose this place
00:20:02 No, I chose it because it's the best.
00:20:04 I want to see you take a bite of that.
00:20:09 Fine.
00:20:15 There. Happy now?
00:20:18 You have no idea how good this is.
00:20:20 Lived in New York your whole life,
00:20:23 -What's wrong with you?
00:20:26 We moved out of the city
00:20:31 No, not died. They actually bought
00:20:35 They retired to Phoenix five years
00:20:39 What about your family?
00:20:42 Actually, my parents died
00:20:44 It's just me
00:20:47 -l'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
00:20:52 Look, l really have to go.
00:20:54 All right. But l can't let you
00:20:58 ...because this is
00:21:08 What school did you go to?
00:21:10 Well, l kind of dropped out.
00:21:12 I met this Swedish girl
00:21:15 Let me guess.
00:21:19 -And started an inn in Vermont.
00:21:22 It lasted like three seconds.
00:21:26 And she didn't know how not to sleep
00:21:30 ...so we got divorced.
00:21:33 I had to move back in with
00:21:36 ...and figure out how not to blame
00:21:40 ...for Ana's whorish ways.
00:21:41 -How's that going?
00:21:48 Okay, l want to know everything.
00:21:51 First kiss?
00:21:54 Some jerk with a dirt bike
00:21:58 You?
00:21:59 Seventh grade. She wore braces
00:22:03 Ouch.
00:22:05 Hey. Look.
00:22:09 -Here's one for you.
00:22:15 Okay, best kiss?
00:22:20 That's a tough one.
00:22:22 Because if we weren't just friends,
00:22:26 Then l'd be your best kiss.
00:22:30 How do you know?
00:22:33 I know.
00:22:47 Is someone looking for you?
00:22:51 Yeah. l have to go.
00:22:54 -Okay.
00:22:59 -Bye.
00:23:08 -You think it was the muffin girl?
00:23:12 Why do l even care?
00:23:15 You like him!
00:23:17 Oh, God. What if l'm pregnant?
00:23:19 -Then it'll work out perfectly.
00:23:22 Because if you really like him,
00:23:25 ...you'll break up with him,
00:23:28 You won't have to put
00:23:32 Hey, that's your dream.
00:23:33 Be quiet.
00:23:35 Besides, l'm not pregnant.
00:23:39 And l'm okay on my own.
00:23:41 Are you gonna see him again?
00:23:45 Yeah, l think so.
00:24:00 No.
00:24:04 Not gonna happen, Nutsy.
00:24:11 Hello.
00:24:13 Oh, Stan.
00:24:35 Go away.
00:24:42 Stop it! You're making me nervous.
00:25:05 You're early. l'll be a minute, okay?
00:25:09 Three to five minutes, actually.
00:25:13 -You want a beer?
00:25:19 -l'll let you know.
00:25:22 Oh, my God. Is he okay?
00:25:25 He's fine. Happens all the time.
00:25:29 Go.
00:25:33 -l'm sorry. Can you give me a minute?
00:25:36 Okay, good.
00:25:43 Damn it, Nuts.
00:25:46 Give me that. Give it to me.
00:25:49 Let go.
00:25:52 Let go right now!
00:25:55 -Zoe, everything okay?
00:25:58 You know, just showing him
00:26:08 You idiot!
00:26:11 You better not swallow that thing.
00:26:14 Open. Open.
00:26:19 -You look really pretty tonight.
00:26:21 I mean, you always look really pretty,
00:26:26 And that dress is--
00:26:28 It's really something.
00:26:30 -Thank you.
00:26:34 Did you buy a new dress
00:26:38 -Don't flatter yourself.
00:26:40 -l guess you'll never know.
00:26:47 -Except you left the price tag on.
00:26:51 Allow me.
00:26:55 I got it.
00:27:09 I've had this dress for a long time.
00:27:13 ...so that's why the tag was still on.
00:27:17 You're not that special.
00:27:20 Really?
00:27:48 Look at this place.
00:27:50 -l don't know what to say.
00:27:53 -What's that supposed to mean?
00:27:57 You don't have to say anything.
00:28:00 -What, you think I talk too much?
00:28:04 -What did you say?
00:28:06 You always have a response
00:28:09 But tonight, just, you know,
00:28:22 Surprise.
00:28:26 You're good.
00:28:28 You worked for an lnternet
00:28:31 I was very important.
00:28:34 Really?
00:28:38 Actually, it was through my dog,
00:28:40 I bought him at this fancy pet store
00:28:42 Cutest puppy you have ever seen.
00:28:46 Turns out he was from
00:28:49 ...where dogs are so inbred,
00:28:52 What did you do?
00:28:55 I thought about it. Then I thought:
00:28:57 "What good would that do?
00:29:00 So l quit my job...
00:29:01 ...and l took the stock-option money
00:29:04 ...and l bought it.
00:29:08 I know how to milk a goat.
00:29:13 No, not really.
00:29:16 Can l ask you a serious question,
00:29:19 What?
00:29:26 Did you buy that dress
00:29:43 I will never tell.
00:29:47 Really? Because...
00:29:52 ...l have ways of making you talk.
00:30:07 -Let me get that. Let me get that.
00:30:11 There's a hose over there
00:30:15 You see it? Get the hose.
00:30:33 -Okay, this is war.
00:30:36 Okay, hand it over. Hand it over!
00:30:47 -lt was mean.
00:30:50 -You just soaked me.
00:30:52 But l wasn't trying to soak you.
00:30:54 Oh, whatever!
00:30:56 ...and l saw you had this crazy look,
00:31:00 -That's not true.
00:31:02 I think I owe you another dress. And I
00:31:08 I'd like that.
00:31:10 Why don't you come to the farm
00:31:17 I'll call you.
00:31:19 I'll wait by the phone.
00:31:38 What?
00:32:18 Holy shit!
00:32:21 -l know.
00:32:23 If l'm not, then my dog is.
00:32:25 You're not making any sense.
00:32:28 -Congratulations! How are we feeling?
00:32:32 -What she said.
00:32:34 We performed an inter-uterine
00:32:36 ...using sperm that you purchased.
00:32:38 This isn't exactly
00:32:42 It's just happening so fast.
00:32:45 Keep breathing. Pump those arms.
00:32:49 What did you all eat last night?
00:32:51 -Hey, Arthur.
00:32:53 Oh, no, no, no,
00:32:55 I can't get up.
00:32:57 -Came to see my lovely fiancée?
00:33:00 Oh, she's looking fine today,
00:33:04 -Hi, sweetheart.
00:33:06 -Baby.
00:33:08 -Sure.
00:33:11 Shirley.
00:33:13 Don't worry about them.
00:33:17 -l'm pregnant.
00:33:25 -l'm pregnant.
00:33:27 Oh, Jesus, Judy! She's pregnant.
00:33:35 I'm confused.
00:33:39 But this guy, he's special. And now
00:33:43 What makes him so special?
00:33:45 I don't know. He's very real.
00:33:52 And different.
00:33:54 I like him, Nana.
00:33:57 What should l do?
00:34:00 Zoe.
00:34:04 You always get ahead of yourself.
00:34:07 Spend some time with him.
00:34:13 He could be a total douche bag
00:34:17 Yeah. Yeah.
00:34:23 -Maybe he is a douche bag.
00:34:26 You think he'd ask you away for
00:34:29 There's no way he's dating
00:34:34 Who can say?
00:34:36 Oh, well,
00:34:39 That will really complicate things.
00:34:41 -l know.
00:34:43 ...with three times the amount of
00:34:46 -Excuse me?
00:34:49 That's why pregnant women
00:34:52 Is that what it is?
00:34:55 Oh, no. When l was pregnant,
00:34:59 ...l could have an orgasm
00:35:01 -l think l'm gonna be sick.
00:35:04 Why? It's a happy story.
00:35:07 -All right, I'm just gonna go up there...
00:35:10 ...and tell him that I'm pregnant.
00:35:14 Okay, good.
00:35:16 Okay?
00:35:41 Don't look at me like that.
00:35:43 I know. This is a big mess we're in.
00:35:46 I'm gonna fix it.
00:35:53 Shit. Here it is.
00:36:43 Watch out for that tree.
00:36:45 Yeah, thanks.
00:36:53 -Hi.
00:36:57 The tree should not be there.
00:37:00 Whatever, Mrs. Magoo.
00:37:04 -Come on. I'm glad you're here.
00:37:07 Me too.
00:37:09 Stan.
00:37:12 There's something l need to tell you.
00:37:17 I'm pregnant.
00:37:21 Yes, pregnant.
00:37:28 Okay, maybe like:
00:37:35 I'm gonna have a baby.
00:37:42 I'm with child.
00:37:46 Shit.
00:37:49 Stan.
00:37:50 Stan. Stan.
00:37:52 I've been inseminated.
00:37:55 Yes, inseminated.
00:37:59 I'm gonna have a baby!
00:38:10 Stan?
00:38:30 Spoon, spoon.
00:39:04 Would you like a plate?
00:39:11 A napkin? Trough?
00:39:15 -These are for you.
00:39:18 You're welcome.
00:39:19 You're good.
00:39:23 Okay.
00:39:24 It's just that stew was so delicious.
00:39:27 I knew you'd like it.
00:39:29 So, what's the next step
00:39:32 Very funny.
00:39:34 I want to start
00:39:37 Cheese, wine, bread,
00:39:41 Nothing from farther than 30 miles.
00:39:46 -That's a good idea.
00:39:49 I'm good at ideas.
00:39:52 I wasn't good at marriage.
00:39:54 I wasn't good at running
00:39:57 Thank God we didn't have kids.
00:40:01 -You don't want kids?
00:40:03 Well, l don't know.
00:40:05 For years, l never thought about
00:40:09 But maybe l'm different now.
00:40:12 I really want to take the next step.
00:40:17 About the future.
00:40:20 -Let's talk about that.
00:40:21 Because the future is now.
00:40:25 -Right?
00:40:31 There's something that
00:40:34 Hold that thought.
00:40:36 Come here.
00:40:52 -l want to show you something.
00:40:55 -lt's cheese.
00:40:57 No, no, no, it's new.
00:40:59 I had this idea to use these
00:41:03 ...to come up with something
00:41:05 It's sweet...
00:41:08 ...and sassy and complex.
00:41:13 I was inspired.
00:41:15 So, what are you saying,
00:41:19 Yeah.
00:41:32 You're kind of hard
00:41:37 Well, l really want to kiss you...
00:41:41 ...but it smells like cheese in here.
00:42:01 We have to take it slow, okay?
00:42:05 We can't have sex.
00:42:07 -Fine.
00:42:12 Okay.
00:42:37 Did you just--?
00:42:50 Holy shit!
00:42:53 Is my nose bleeding?
00:42:57 -l'm sorry.
00:43:00 It was amazing.
00:43:01 It was like over-the-top amazing.
00:43:03 What was that,
00:43:07 Stan. Stan.
00:43:11 There's something l have to tell you.
00:43:14 Okay.
00:43:17 What is it?
00:43:28 Zoe?
00:43:36 Why are you crying?
00:43:39 I'm pregnant.
00:43:41 I'm pretty sure it doesn't
00:43:44 No, I know. lt's hard to explain.
00:43:48 What are you talking about?
00:43:55 I'm pregnant.
00:44:07 Who's the father?
00:44:09 I don't know.
00:44:11 I mean, l know who it is.
00:44:14 It's a donor from a sperm bank.
00:44:15 Seriously, what the hell
00:44:19 -When did all this happen?
00:44:23 Yeah, l didn't think to tell you...
00:44:26 ...because I didn't think there was any
00:44:30 But why?
00:44:32 Because I wanted a baby.
00:44:34 I never met the right guy and
00:44:38 ...l might miss my chance.
00:44:40 All right, we just made love.
00:44:41 You tell me you're pregnant
00:44:44 Don't say it like that.
00:44:47 I wanted a baby and l thought
00:44:50 -lt was before I met you.
00:44:54 What am I supposed to say:
00:44:56 "Congratulations,
00:45:00 I made this big decision
00:45:03 And then I met you.
00:45:07 -l'm sorry.
00:45:09 Getting pregnant
00:45:11 -l didn't lie.
00:46:19 -Where are you going?
00:46:21 To just disappear at the crack
00:46:25 You said everything last night.
00:46:28 No, I didn't.
00:46:29 You left out the part that you had a
00:46:33 I don't have a girlfriend.
00:46:35 That girl from the farmers' market.
00:46:38 She's not my girlfriend.
00:46:40 She was,
00:46:48 Olivia's in my class.
00:46:52 Study what?
00:46:54 I'm a student. l'm still in school.
00:46:58 -Why didn't you want to tell me?
00:47:02 You're this incredibly accomplished
00:47:07 I mean, l got this great life...
00:47:10 ...but l'm barely passing economics.
00:47:23 -Where are you going?
00:47:26 I lied to you, you lied to me.
00:47:29 We both have other plans...
00:47:31 ...and being together
00:47:34 We should just go
00:49:32 So how did you two meet?
00:49:34 We can talk later
00:49:38 Okay.
00:49:39 Well, everything seems
00:49:43 A little blood. Quite normal.
00:49:45 You don't have to stay in here
00:49:48 I'm fine. I'm good.
00:49:50 Now, l'm gonna do an ultrasound.
00:49:56 Oh, you rub it on her stomach.
00:49:58 I thought you were gonna put
00:50:00 In her vagina?
00:50:03 It's too early to go through
00:50:07 So we have to go through the vagina.
00:50:09 Vagina, vagina, vagina.
00:50:12 Maybe if l say it often enough, you'll
00:50:16 -lt's not working.
00:50:19 Okay, now, Zoe.
00:50:22 With a little bit of luck,
00:50:27 That's it? That little thing?
00:50:30 -ls everything okay?
00:50:36 What?
00:50:39 I see another heartbeat.
00:50:41 It has two hearts?
00:50:43 No, but you have two babies.
00:51:02 Are you gonna leave now?
00:51:04 Because this is more
00:51:07 You know,
00:51:10 But just tell me, okay?
00:51:14 I just need to sit here, you know?
00:51:18 -Okay.
00:51:24 -But then are you gonna leave?
00:51:28 Two kids is a posse.
00:51:30 I'm just getting used to us
00:51:32 And now all of a sudden
00:51:35 Are you ready for a posse?
00:52:02 I don't even know if I like kids.
00:52:05 Hey, beat it, pal. All right?
00:52:08 Look, l don't want to
00:52:10 ...but get your hands out
00:52:12 ...and get the hell out of here.
00:52:14 No, I'm talking to you,
00:52:17 ...with his hands in his pockets
00:52:20 -l'm not a pervert!
00:52:23 I have kids, okay?
00:52:24 A week ago, I didn't even know
00:52:27 ...and now she's having twins.
00:52:28 I just saw the ultrasound.
00:52:34 I know what you need.
00:52:37 How did this happen?
00:52:51 -Just take that off.
00:52:52 -Yeah.
00:52:54 I'm sweaty and dizzy.
00:52:58 -That's normal, bro.
00:53:02 -l've got three.
00:53:03 Yeah, look. That's Charlie right there,
00:53:07 -See that fella?
00:53:09 That's Mack.
00:53:12 He's eating sand.
00:53:14 Yeah. By the time you get
00:53:17 ...you don't worry so much
00:53:20 What's it like, the whole kid thing?
00:53:23 It's great!
00:53:28 Except for the lack of sleep,
00:53:32 ...sex with my wife...
00:53:34 ...buck-naked Fridays
00:53:37 That's not the answer
00:53:42 The best way l can describe it is...
00:53:45 ...it's awful, awful, awful...
00:53:49 ...and then something incredible
00:53:54 And then awful, awful, awful.
00:54:01 Then something incredible
00:54:03 It's like this all day, every day, man.
00:54:08 ...like l'm gasping to get
00:54:11 And then a small moment happens...
00:54:16 ...that's so magical...
00:54:18 ...so life-affirming
00:54:23 This will be the best thing
00:54:25 Dada!
00:54:29 Hey, son.
00:54:32 I guess this would be that moment,
00:54:34 Yeah, this would be it.
00:54:36 Hey, what do you have there, son?
00:54:38 Poo-poo.
00:54:44 Well, almost.
00:54:47 Son, is that cat shit?
00:54:49 No.
00:54:51 -That's your shit?
00:54:56 This ain't even his shit.
00:54:59 Charlie, Roxy,
00:55:02 What did l tell you about playing
00:55:05 So why are you upset?
00:55:08 It's so lucky.
00:55:09 To get pregnant on the first try
00:55:12 ...but to get pregnant with twins?
00:55:17 Okay, okay.
00:55:20 Does anyone else have anything
00:55:23 ...that they'd like to share?
00:55:24 -Tabitha.
00:55:26 Luca keeps asking me
00:55:29 ...and he only has one.
00:55:31 I knew this would happen someday.
00:55:33 -There's this guy.
00:55:35 His name is Stan, and he's fantastic.
00:55:37 Wasn't l just speaking?
00:55:38 You know how
00:55:40 The kind of guy
00:55:44 Like, maybe l can
00:55:46 Maybe I can.
00:55:48 He can teach me how to make
00:55:51 Zoe, this group
00:55:56 I know.
00:55:58 I know, I know. I'm sorry.
00:56:01 I wasn't planning to meet anybody.
00:56:03 It just happened.
00:56:06 And now that l've thrown all my plans
00:56:08 ...and really fallen for this guy...
00:56:14 ...l'm just afraid
00:56:19 What should l do?
00:56:25 I don't know.
00:56:27 This is wildly outside
00:56:31 Yeah, because we're
00:56:35 So we don't tend to give advice on
00:56:39 Not usually.
00:56:41 Maybe you should join
00:56:44 -Ding-dong.
00:56:45 Okay. We are gonna have to
00:56:49 ...because I think we,
00:56:51 ...that you are in a very...
00:56:54 ...wildly different place
00:56:58 So we are going to take a vote.
00:57:01 Okay.
00:57:12 Taxi!
00:57:25 Hi.
00:57:28 How did you find me?
00:57:29 I called the store.
00:57:32 What is it?
00:57:38 You're crazy.
00:57:41 I don't expect you to stay.
00:57:43 I don't expect you to expect me
00:57:47 What if I want to stay?
00:57:49 Well, then l'd be surprised.
00:57:52 And happy.
00:57:55 -l can't promise anything.
00:57:58 Okay.
00:58:02 Okay, fine. Give me the hot dog.
00:58:13 Perry and Hudson.
00:58:14 -Feel free to run every red light.
00:58:18 -Here we go.
00:58:27 This sucks!
00:58:29 Nothing fits me!
00:58:32 Honey, you can't wear sweats.
00:58:35 -l'll get that.
00:58:41 Have you got a jacket or something?
00:58:52 -Got you. l got you. Are you all right?
00:58:58 I can't.
00:59:05 Oh, watch it.
00:59:14 -l'm gonna throw up.
00:59:19 -Good to see you.
00:59:21 Stan. Oh, you are a prince.
00:59:25 Sea urchins?
00:59:28 Excuse me.
00:59:40 -Hi.
00:59:48 I split my dress. And l didn't
01:00:15 What is that thing?
01:00:16 Oh, Mona gave it to me.
01:00:21 Okay.
01:00:27 -Hold on.
01:00:47 Zoe?
01:00:53 It's been two weeks now...
01:00:54 ...and all she ever wants to do
01:00:57 The pillow is a bitch.
01:01:00 -Completely. She drags it everywhere.
01:01:03 I make a move in the middle
01:01:05 -...the pillow is staring at me.
01:01:07 -Like, "Bro, l don't think so."
01:01:11 Every day. Now I can't touch her.
01:01:14 She's pregnant. You can't win.
01:01:16 -The only one who wins is the pillow!
01:01:18 -Screw that pillow, man.
01:01:24 We're gonna be fine.
01:01:26 Gonna get through this.
01:01:29 In a year's time, this is just gonna be
01:01:32 That's right. Before you know it,
01:01:35 ...and you'll long for the days when
01:01:40 Must be hard
01:01:43 Little school shoes,
01:01:45 No, saying goodbye
01:01:47 Saying goodbye to 20 grand,
01:01:50 What are you talking about?
01:01:53 And you have twins.
01:01:57 Double-whammy.
01:01:59 That's a whole lot of Parmesan.
01:02:02 Parmesan.
01:02:07 Oh, my God.
01:02:09 All right, this one says,
01:02:13 That looks nothing like my nipples,
01:02:15 This one says, "BPA free."
01:02:18 -What's BPA?
01:02:20 So how do you know
01:02:22 It's Bisphenol A,
01:02:25 If you're gonna use a bottle,
01:02:28 -...because breast is best...
01:02:31 ...use a glass bottle.
01:02:32 -How are you, honey?
01:02:36 We missed you at the meetings.
01:02:38 Okay, yes.
01:02:41 I never heard back after the vote,
01:02:46 Oh, no, it was unanimous.
01:02:51 No?
01:02:54 -Okay.
01:02:55 Well, this is my Nana,
01:02:59 -Hello.
01:03:00 -How do you do?
01:03:02 She's kept me waiting for 22 years,
01:03:06 Zoe, can l put you on
01:03:10 I kind of want the whole group there
01:03:14 Thanks. That means a lot.
01:03:17 Okay. Well, happy shopping.
01:03:18 And check out the strollers on
01:03:22 -Did you not call her?
01:03:23 -l don't know.
01:03:41 Stan!
01:03:44 -Lookie!
01:03:47 -Hey.
01:03:49 It's a Twin X Deluxe, the Rolls-Royce
01:03:53 It's big.
01:03:55 Supposed to fit through
01:03:57 I don't think so.
01:04:02 -Keep trying.
01:04:06 Hang on.
01:04:08 Oh, shit!
01:04:09 -Are you okay?
01:04:15 What the hell is going on here?
01:04:17 An outfit to bring the babies home in
01:04:19 How many babies are you having?
01:04:21 I just got two of everything.
01:04:26 How much money did you spend?
01:04:29 -Don't worry. It'll be okay.
01:04:32 Haven't even had the babies
01:04:36 You know what? There's the door.
01:04:39 Stop it. l hate it when you do that.
01:04:47 I know. I'm sorry.
01:04:54 Let me see.
01:05:00 Sorry.
01:05:10 Have you gotten to page 279 yet?
01:05:13 No, I stopped reading
01:05:16 ...and used it as a napkin.
01:05:19 Well, it says here that women
01:05:24 ...and their partners just have to be
01:05:31 Are you coming on to me right now?
01:05:45 -What?
01:05:49 -l do?
01:05:51 Did I get it?
01:05:58 You know what, honey?
01:06:02 I'm sorry, but not tonight, okay?
01:06:10 Okay.
01:06:25 -Sorry.
01:06:58 Hey, babe.
01:07:02 No, thank you.
01:07:05 It's still nighttime. Are you okay?
01:07:07 Yeah, l'm good. l'm good. Do you
01:07:10 Twenty grand. For circle time.
01:07:13 What about college? I think colleges
01:07:17 But that's right now, so in 1 8 years,
01:07:20 And we have twins,
01:07:23 So, what's that,
01:07:25 We haven't even bought books
01:07:29 They're probably gonna need
01:07:31 You know I'm gonna be a pushover
01:07:35 So, what's that,
01:07:38 I don't have half a million a year.
01:07:42 Just something I was thinking about.
01:07:49 Why don't you come back
01:07:52 -Okay.
01:08:08 -Did l wake you up?
01:08:17 We're gonna be okay.
01:08:20 I have money saved.
01:08:25 It's not just about the money.
01:08:28 I'll figure out a way
01:08:31 What is it, then?
01:08:35 It's just--
01:08:38 I need to know.
01:08:42 Are you still in there?
01:08:50 I'm still here.
01:10:00 Excuse me. Can I help you?
01:10:04 What do you think?
01:10:11 It's a bit overwhelming, huh?
01:10:13 There are so many,
01:10:17 Well, they have to be big.
01:10:19 Yeah, but babies are small.
01:10:24 These are for,
01:10:27 You should see some of the babies
01:10:33 By the way,
01:10:39 We can solve this.
01:11:23 Zoe?
01:11:27 What are you doing?
01:11:29 Nothing. How was your exam?
01:11:32 Shitty. Come on,
01:11:35 Nothing.
01:11:39 I gained three more pounds
01:11:41 And l think it went all to my ass.
01:11:44 You look great. You always
01:11:48 I miss my old ass.
01:11:50 You know what's weird?
01:11:53 It was kind of like this ass,
01:12:07 -Baby.
01:12:08 This is my old ass.
01:12:13 What?
01:12:19 Why do you have a picture
01:12:21 My college boyfriend took it.
01:12:24 So in all fairness,
01:12:27 ...but it's pretty close. It's held up.
01:12:30 Yeah, it's a nice ass.
01:12:34 Look, this is me
01:12:39 This is me and Nana
01:12:47 This is the last picture
01:12:50 She lived for a few more years
01:12:53 But we didn't take any pictures.
01:12:55 She didn't want us
01:12:58 I was 8 years old when she died.
01:13:03 I can't imagine.
01:13:08 She had this great laugh.
01:13:12 She used to rub my back
01:13:18 It's such a small thing,
01:13:28 Why don't you ever talk
01:13:33 She was in a coma
01:13:36 He didn't stick around.
01:13:39 Oh, God, Zoe.
01:13:43 I'm so sorry.
01:13:44 It's no big deal.
01:13:47 It was an important lesson for me.
01:13:49 That's when I realized
01:13:55 So now you know everything.
01:14:03 Some things can last forever.
01:14:07 Maybe.
01:14:11 So about my exam.
01:14:14 I didn't exactly--
01:14:18 That's weird.
01:14:26 I'm confused. Why'd you say
01:14:29 It seemed like a good idea
01:14:33 -ls that Zoe?
01:14:34 -Hey.
01:14:37 Hi.
01:14:38 Yeah, we just wanted to stop by
01:14:42 No, you're staying. You have to stay.
01:14:46 I really want to stay.
01:14:51 She's having a contraction.
01:15:04 Okay. So, what were you saying?
01:15:08 This is Stan.
01:15:09 -Of course.
01:15:13 -Congratulations.
01:15:15 Hey, you two should get in here.
01:15:17 No, this is your special moment...
01:15:19 -...and we should go.
01:15:22 Come on, l've been through it before.
01:15:24 I am not shy.
01:15:37 How long do we have to stay here?
01:15:40 -Just wait till it starts. We'll sneak out.
01:15:47 Come on, everyone. lt's happening.
01:15:51 Come on.
01:15:57 The what?
01:16:03 I'm gonna be out here, okay?
01:16:09 Just relax. Breathe.
01:16:16 I know. Isn't it amazing...
01:16:18 ...how the human body
01:16:24 I'm gonna go get a little air.
01:16:27 No, Zoe. Don't you move, Zoe.
01:16:30 You're my focal point.
01:16:31 -What?
01:16:34 Push, Lori. Push.
01:16:38 Holy shit!
01:16:42 You can't leave.
01:16:44 Can't she use somebody else?
01:16:45 She's in labor.
01:16:48 Someone grab her legs.
01:16:51 -Push. That's it, push.
01:16:57 Jesus, what is that?
01:17:00 Perfectly natural.
01:17:03 -Ridley, if you could.
01:17:09 No, Zoe! Don't you move!
01:17:13 What does that even mean?
01:17:15 I need to turn over!
01:17:17 -We are here for you, sister!
01:17:24 We are all pushing with you!
01:17:32 Here comes the head!
01:17:34 -Get me a mirror! l want to see it!
01:17:38 -Goddamn it, Zoe, don't move!
01:17:41 Stan, the mirror!
01:17:43 -What?
01:17:45 What mirror?
01:17:46 -Get the mirror! For the love of God!
01:17:48 -Stan, get the mirror!
01:17:56 -Hi, I'm Stan. l'm sorry.
01:18:00 -Okay.
01:18:03 -Look at all that hair.
01:18:07 One last push!
01:18:34 Everyone says it's so beautiful.
01:18:38 I thought it was terrifying.
01:18:42 I don't ever want to see that again.
01:18:46 But you want to see ours, right?
01:18:50 I don't know, baby. lt was just--
01:18:53 I shouldn't have seen that.
01:19:02 Hey, I was just coming by
01:19:05 I was worried about you
01:19:08 -What happened with your exam?
01:19:16 -What happened?
01:19:19 -Why?
01:19:21 I can't believe you're pregnant.
01:19:25 Why are you quitting school?
01:19:26 Because if l stay in school,
01:19:29 If l work part-time, l can't afford
01:19:33 I had no idea it was this serious.
01:19:36 I didn't know
01:19:38 Well, yeah, they're not mine,
01:19:41 We're having twins, actually.
01:19:44 -What do you mean, "Not mine"?
01:19:48 -Why would you say that?
01:19:50 I'm not exactly thinking straight.
01:19:52 I've been up all night watching Orca
01:19:55 -l am such an idiot.
01:19:58 Oh, God, l am so stupid.
01:20:00 This is not about money...
01:20:03 ...or that you can't afford kids.
01:20:05 You don't want this.
01:20:08 He always told me
01:20:10 Why are you still here?
01:20:12 -Okay.
01:20:14 Really? After everything we've been
01:20:18 -That's what you just said.
01:20:21 There's a big difference.
01:20:24 I don't think you're ready for this.
01:20:27 Now that it's all happening...
01:20:28 ...now you've seen
01:20:30 ...now it's all too real for you.
01:20:33 Damn right, l'm scared. Yeah.
01:20:37 -Aren't you scared?
01:20:39 I'm scared
01:20:41 ...and then
01:20:43 You're gonna say, "They're
01:20:46 You look for some hint
01:20:48 ...no matter how many times
01:20:50 I don't know what else to do.
01:20:58 Nothing.
01:21:03 So, what are you saying?
01:21:06 -Just go now.
01:21:08 -Go.
01:21:13 If you don't go, l'll go.
01:21:29 You know what? Just so you know
01:21:32 ...you better realize you have no one
01:21:47 You had to come along, didn't you?
01:21:49 I was fine with my plan.
01:21:52 Totally fine with it.
01:22:52 You've lost your mind.
01:22:53 Just give me a boost.
01:22:55 If you think you are getting
01:22:57 I need that pillow, okay?
01:23:01 I will never sleep again
01:23:03 Well, go to his house.
01:23:05 Tell him you're sorry.
01:23:08 This has nothing to do with
01:23:11 I'm not going to his house, okay?
01:23:14 You made him walk away.
01:23:16 What do you know?
01:23:18 I've known you for 30 years.
01:23:20 I know that you would never
01:23:22 I know that you don't trust people.
01:23:25 You and your grandmother,
01:23:27 She's been engaged to Arthur
01:23:29 She's never gonna marry him.
01:23:31 Just like you were never gonna
01:23:33 Okay, Mona.
01:23:35 I mean,
01:23:37 He's the perfect boyfriend.
01:23:47 You know, I used a sperm donor
01:23:53 Because I wanted a family.
01:23:58 Because Nana's not gonna
01:24:01 ...and then it'll just be me.
01:24:05 Look, just go home. Okay?
01:24:10 I need my pillow.
01:24:23 I'm sorry.
01:24:25 That was too far.
01:24:29 Yeah. That was too far.
01:24:34 But you know l'm right.
01:24:38 Stop talking.
01:24:40 My pillow doesn't talk.
01:24:57 Don't beg, Nuts.
01:25:00 My God, you are stubborn.
01:25:02 Knock, knock.
01:25:05 Who's ready to celebrate?
01:25:06 Oh, Mona, I'm so glad you're here...
01:25:08 ...because now
01:25:12 I'm getting married.
01:25:14 -What?
01:25:15 Next weekend.
01:25:20 Oh, my God.
01:25:24 It finally hit me.
01:25:30 What the hell am l waiting for?
01:25:33 Oh, l have you to thank for it, Zoe.
01:25:35 Just seeing you and Stan together,
01:25:40 You know, the way you've just thrown
01:25:43 ...and decided to go for it.
01:25:45 I want some of that too.
01:25:50 What?
01:25:53 Stan and I broke up.
01:25:57 -He said the babies weren't his.
01:26:00 -Tell her the whole story.
01:26:03 If he said it, he thinks it.
01:26:06 And if he feels it,
01:26:09 Zoe, you know that's not true.
01:26:12 You're just looking for another way
01:26:15 -Thank you.
01:26:17 This man has chosen to be with you
01:26:21 You're just gonna throw that all away
01:27:08 -Look at you.
01:27:20 I'm worried about you.
01:27:22 No, don't worry.
01:27:25 I'm great. l'm great.
01:27:29 I'm just emotional.
01:27:31 Come on,
01:27:33 Honey, you don't always have
01:27:36 I know you learned it from me, but it's
01:27:40 It means that l take care of myself,
01:27:44 No, Arthur takes care of me.
01:27:46 He's been taking care of me for
01:27:50 Zoe, stop pushing people away.
01:27:55 -l don't want to talk about this, okay?
01:27:59 Zoe, you will never have
01:28:02 ...with Stan or any man if you don't.
01:28:05 You have to learn to trust people.
01:28:20 Okay?
01:28:30 What is that?
01:28:31 It's your custom stroller,
01:28:38 I didn't order this.
01:28:39 Your husband did.
01:28:41 I don't know exactly
01:28:44 Stan? When did he do that?
01:28:47 About a month ago.
01:28:51 You don't like it. Shit.
01:28:58 He wasn't gonna leave, was he?
01:29:08 I'm not really sure
01:29:11 Oh, God. We gotta go get him.
01:29:13 What? l'm getting married in
01:29:15 -Weddings never start on time.
01:29:28 Stop it.
01:29:30 Pick up.
01:29:31 He has to pick up.
01:29:35 I'm gonna hurl that thing
01:30:16 Is this new? "The Zoe?"
01:30:19 Yeah, it's the first week
01:30:21 Can l have a sample? What's it like?
01:30:23 It's stubborn, overly suspicious
01:30:33 -This song is taking forever.
01:30:49 What time is it, Shadybrook?
01:30:55 Everybody, get out there
01:31:00 -Conga.
01:31:02 I need to talk to you
01:31:04 -We really gotta go. Come on.
01:31:19 Please, get me out of here.
01:31:21 I can't find any exit signs
01:31:23 Who knew the conga was
01:31:31 I have rhythm all of a sudden.
01:31:36 Oh, shit.
01:31:39 Why is the floor wet?
01:31:40 -Damn it, not again. No, not me.
01:31:45 -Not me.
01:31:46 I think my water just broke.
01:31:51 Baby time!
01:32:02 Stop it!
01:32:03 What can we do for you, darling?
01:32:06 This dress is tight.
01:32:08 I can do it. lf you want to let me.
01:32:12 -Fingernail.
01:32:29 You can't drive in here!
01:32:30 Okay. Move it. Out of the way.
01:32:34 Are you just gonna leave it there?
01:32:36 -What's going on?
01:32:38 -l'm going out of my mind.
01:32:40 I'm trying to call you and
01:32:43 When they say labor's painful,
01:32:47 -You're in labor?
01:32:50 Oh, God! That hurts.
01:32:54 -Why didn't you pick up your phone?
01:32:56 I called you a hundred times.
01:32:59 -What wedding?
01:33:01 And then it wasn't.
01:33:02 People slipping everywhere.
01:33:06 -You're not making any sense.
01:33:08 Everything makes sense.
01:33:12 All of a sudden,
01:33:17 And the thing that's the clearest...
01:33:19 ...is that l am so madly, deeply,
01:33:24 I can't imagine spending
01:33:36 Stan.
01:33:39 Stan?
01:33:42 Zoe, after all this time,
01:33:48 I gotta go to the hospital. I gotta go.
01:33:51 -Zoe.
01:33:54 -Zoe, wait up! Zoe, wait.
01:33:58 Listen. How do l know when things get
01:34:02 I can't handle it. You broke my heart.
01:34:07 You destroyed me too! lt's not like
01:34:11 Son of a bitch!
01:34:13 Just breathe through it.
01:34:15 Don't you tell me it's gonna be okay!
01:34:17 You don't know it's gonna be okay.
01:34:20 It is gonna be okay!
01:34:22 -Refrain from yelling at the patient.
01:34:25 -l'm getting her to see my point!
01:34:27 What will it take for you to believe
01:34:30 You had to see a stupid stroller?
01:34:32 I've been to every doctor's
01:34:35 I picked out names with you.
01:34:39 I saved this
01:34:43 It's the one that was tails-up.
01:34:46 I've kept it this whole time.
01:34:51 And it's brought me
01:34:56 I can't believe you kept that.
01:34:59 What about the fact that,
01:35:01 ...l will be here holding your hand
01:35:05 What about the fact that l'm gonna be
01:35:09 Because I love their mommy.
01:35:12 And what l want more
01:35:17 ...is to be their daddy.
01:35:24 But you have to promise me
01:35:28 ...you'll believe me when I say l'm in.
01:35:31 And l'm not going anywhere.
01:35:37 Can you do that?
01:35:45 Can you?
01:35:54 Yes.
01:36:09 Okay.
01:36:10 -All right, now push. Time to push. Go.
01:36:14 Breathe, breathe.
01:36:17 Breathe.
01:36:25 "Remember my three rules.
01:36:26 No touch, no talk
01:36:29 ...while the dog's nose is busy
01:36:32 ...and all the different scents
01:36:35 This sniffing can last
01:36:38 It's important not to interrupt
01:36:40 ...while she's intent
01:36:44 You know, one day...
01:36:46 ...l'm gonna tell you girls the story
01:36:50 Cesar should write a book
01:36:53 Talk about a bestseller.
01:36:55 Come here.
01:37:01 That's nice.
01:37:11 Come here.
01:37:14 It was a battle,
01:37:20 Penny had to poop and then--
01:37:21 Don't talk about Penny's poop
01:37:25 Okay.
01:37:48 It's perfect.
01:37:50 You know what the best part is?
01:37:52 You can stop in for lunch
01:37:57 -All right. You're here.
01:38:01 Okay, thank you.
01:38:05 Thank you all for coming.
01:38:07 This has been a dream for me
01:38:13 And l need to thank one person
01:38:18 -To Zoe.
01:38:21 From the moment you stole my cab...
01:38:24 ...from the day you dissed me
01:38:27 ...l have been totally
01:38:33 I love you.
01:38:35 And you've made me
01:38:37 It was my cab.
01:38:41 Come over here for a minute.
01:38:43 -Give me that.
01:38:47 Since we do everything backwards
01:38:51 ...l was wondering if we could do...
01:38:53 ...what naturally follows
01:38:57 Oh, my....
01:38:59 Holy shit!
01:39:02 Will you marry me?
01:39:07 Say yes.
01:39:13 Yes.
01:39:31 -l can't believe it.
01:39:35 -Did we really just get engaged?
01:39:40 Soon you will be my wife.
01:39:49 Stan.
01:40:16 -Action.
01:40:37 Dakota was born right here.
01:40:41 How did you do that here
01:40:43 The seat comes up.
01:40:48 -What do you have in your hand?
01:40:55 What a good girl. You're okay.
01:40:59 Go on. Go on. Go on.
01:41:05 Now, wait a minute!
01:41:08 When did you eat corn?
01:41:11 No.
01:41:13 We don't even know
01:41:21 Go on, go on. Good, good, good.
01:41:25 Take one. Take five. Take 1 0.
01:41:29 -There. Happy now?
01:41:32 -Oh, my God.
01:41:35 Yeah, do that. That would be nice.
01:41:38 Breast to face. There is
01:41:43 Breast to face.
01:41:45 Buck-naked Fridays in the family
01:41:48 Buck-naked Friday while the maid
01:41:51 Buck-naked. Buck-naked. Naked.
01:41:54 Oh, God. Oh, God.
01:42:01 Perfectly natural.
01:42:04 My mother is dead.
01:42:05 If she was here, she would probably
01:42:15 Get the mirror, Stan!
01:42:25 Oh, no. Oh, no.
01:42:33 Not tonight, okay?
01:42:37 Okay.
01:42:44 -And cut.