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I can't believe |
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How embarrassing. Look at that. |
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If I were with a real guy doing this, |
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And a wax. |
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Oh, shit, that one's worse. |
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-Sorry I didn't get a pedicure. |
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My toes. |
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-l'm sorry. |
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-l'm looking at your cervix. |
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Now I kind of wish |
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-All done. |
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We'll elevate your legs for |
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First time l hear that ticking clock |
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-Good. Just relax. |
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Come on. |
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I have a feeling that you and... |
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...CRM-1 014 are gonna |
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Yeah. Thank you. |
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Oh, God, l hope this works. |
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I've wanted this for so long. |
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Maybe this isn't how |
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Thought I'd have |
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-No! You don't want kids. Trust me. |
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-And it's awful. They've ruined my life! |
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What? No! Go away! |
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Have you seen my vagina? |
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Because I would show it to you. |
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...that you don't want to have kids. |
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I don't want to see that. |
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I think you're tired of being alone. |
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Not about a guy. l've dated hundreds |
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Not one of them's close |
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It's just not happening for me. |
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-Yeah, but doesn't mean that it won't. |
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Is that my chicken? |
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Give it back! |
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That is your dinner, not a toy! |
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I hate them. Do you smell pee? |
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So, l had to figure it out on my own. |
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I examined every possibility and |
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Will you be my baby-daddy? |
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What? No, l can't be the father. |
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What are you talking--? |
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I have more women to bed before I do |
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Clive, you're my friend. |
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We don't have to have sex. |
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All right? Just give me your sperm. |
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Okay. Okay, |
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Maybe a little dead down there. |
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I get it, I get it. Been a long time |
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Just shut up, okay? |
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-Just forget it. Forget the whole thing! |
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Well, that was a bust. |
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So I took life by the horns... |
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...and I did what l had to do. |
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Yeah. |
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It's gonna be okay. |
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I have a plan. |
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Ding. |
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-You don't have to walk like that. |
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By the way, l know an excellent |
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-...if you're interested. |
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Maybe we should hug. We might |
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-Good luck. |
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Hi. |
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-Hi. |
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-Hi! |
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Taxi! |
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Hallelujah! |
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Excuse me. This is my cab. |
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-What, you own it? |
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If someone hails a cab and it pulls up, |
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-l didn't see you. |
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Sir. Sir, excuse me. |
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Look, maybe you're not |
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-Certain rules that we try to follow. |
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You're not right, but l'm in |
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No, I'll get out. |
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-Now what? |
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-Hey, hey! |
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Well, that was stupid. |
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You said you were in a great mood |
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I'm sorry, |
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How's your great mood now? |
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Please, stop talking to me. |
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So why are you in |
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Not that it's your business, |
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Wow, that's great. |
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Thanks. |
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Well, have a nice life. |
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Yeah, you do the same. |
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Hey, there's a penny right there. |
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Why don't you pick it up? |
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Only if it's heads. |
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Now somebody else |
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Bye. |
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Thank you for coming to |
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Hi, Nutsy! |
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Oh, my God. You're glowing. |
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-Hello. |
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-Tell us everything. |
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You got shot up with red-headed |
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There's something to tell. |
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He had red hair and freckles? |
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-Tried to talk her out of it. |
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Never saw his pubes. |
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So come on, what happened? |
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I lay down, |
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Five minutes later, it was over. |
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So basically, |
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-You wish. |
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-Red hair and freckles! |
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-What? |
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Who is this guy |
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She wasn't actually with him. |
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Yeah, but l still want to kick his ass. |
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You're stupid. |
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Okay, all right. |
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Welcome to |
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As the name suggests, |
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...and proud. |
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Hey, all right. |
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Okay. Some of us have adopted. |
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Some of us have conceived |
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Every story is different, but |
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We wanted a child, |
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We sure did. We sure did. |
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Are you already a single mother |
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Oh, l was just inseminated |
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Inseminated. Makes me feel |
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Well, we do what we have to do |
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-That's right. |
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Oh, okay. Let's see. |
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Yeah. l used to work in the corporate |
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...but it just didn't feel like the life |
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So now l'm happy on the work front, |
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I don't know. |
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...it's personal. |
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I still haven't found "the one," |
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Well, the elusive one. |
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-Good luck. |
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If l had a dollar for every time |
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I thought I'd be married with kids |
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...but that's just not happening... |
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...so l guess it's time for |
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Well, Zoe, listen. |
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...we here at |
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...can be your partners. |
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From inception to graduation, |
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We can be here for you. |
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Great. |
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Thank you. |
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Dakota was born right here. |
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In this very room. |
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-Right where you're sitting, actually. |
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Right here? |
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Imagine that. Funny. |
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So how old is your baby now? |
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I'm 3. |
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So cute. |
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Why do you need a support group? |
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-You're not very supportive. |
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You just told me that if |
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...my girls are gonna wind up |
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Hey, I'm just being honest. |
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Don't even get me started on |
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What does it do to your bladder? |
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I think I just peed a little bit. |
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I don't think l'm pregnant anyway. |
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Something about frozen sperm |
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Oh, come with me for a minute. |
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I have to make some muffins for some |
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-You're gonna make muffins? |
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But there's a place here |
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I pick out the worst ones |
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Come on. |
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Okay, which is the ugliest? |
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Seems like a lot of trouble |
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Welcome to motherhood. |
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-There's that guy. |
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The one selling cheese. l know him. |
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He's hot. |
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-He sells cheese? |
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-Can l help you ladies? |
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Like what you see? |
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-What? |
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-Hey, you. |
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Hi. What a nice surprise. |
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I didn't. |
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Oh, okay. |
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Did you follow me here? |
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Follow you? |
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To the farmers' market? |
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No, we came to buy muffins. |
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You better buy something. |
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Well, it's really nice to see you, |
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-Oh, Zoe. |
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I'm Mona. So how do you two |
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-He stole my cab. |
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Okay. |
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We should go. |
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-We should? |
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Can your thing wait |
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I'll give you a taste of my cheese. |
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I can rephrase that. |
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Okay. This is our basic chèvre. |
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Probably our best seller and the |
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These are our surface-ripened |
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And these are the aged |
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This is really boring, isn't it? |
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-No. |
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This is Louie. He works for me. |
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-Hi. |
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-Zoe. |
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-Can l give you a sample box? |
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-l'm okay. |
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You're not lactose intolerant, |
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Hey. You're still coming over tonight, |
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Yeah. Yeah. |
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We should go. |
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-Are you ready? |
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Okay. Well, I gotta go. Bye. |
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Bye. |
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-You said free sample box, right? |
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-Free? Okay. |
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In that case.... |
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Okay, spill it. |
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-...how do we know him? |
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Stan from the farmers' market. |
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I'm gonna kill Mona. |
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Is he a farmer? |
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-He makes cheese. |
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Mona said his feta was incredible. |
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That makes so much |
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Who is this guy? |
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He's nobody. He's just some guy. |
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-Are you blushing? |
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Can we calm down, |
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-No. |
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I'm not calming down. |
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He's nobody. And even if |
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...because I don't want |
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So let's just get back to work. |
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-Finding a relationship is work. |
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Well, it is. |
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Yo, taxi. |
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So dogs have |
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If we don't assert leadership |
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...our dogs are going to show... |
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...unstable behavior |
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In other words, in the dog world... |
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...who you are is stable or |
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So when a dog introduces himself |
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Exactly. |
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"Oh, my God, he's so--" |
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So l mean, it's like, poor dog, |
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And so they're interacting based |
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Okay. Now this is getting weird. |
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I know. We keep running into |
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So your being here |
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-Oh, no. I love this guy. |
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-...to be tonight? |
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Do you even have a dog? |
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No. But I might get one |
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The dogs would just shake it. |
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-l'm really busy here. |
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-Just tell me. I can take it. |
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You just know |
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You're making a big mistake. |
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I'm just not interested in men |
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-Oh, you're gay? |
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-Quiet. |
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Would you please take it outside? |
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-Sorry. |
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-That was awkward. |
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This is not a good time for me, okay? |
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Menopause? |
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Menopause? Seriously? |
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How old do you think l am? |
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Let's start over. |
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The more I think about it, |
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You're too skeptical. |
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-l have enough friends. |
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-What you doing tonight? |
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Clearly, you don't have |
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Okay, here's my proposition. |
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Don't freak out. |
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I'm getting takeout too. Let's walk |
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...order and pay for our own respective |
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Where do you want to go? |
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-Here you go. |
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No fair. You chose this place |
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No, I chose it because it's the best. |
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I want to see you take a bite of that. |
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Fine. |
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There. Happy now? |
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You have no idea how good this is. |
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Lived in New York your whole life, |
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-What's wrong with you? |
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We moved out of the city |
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No, not died. They actually bought |
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They retired to Phoenix five years |
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What about your family? |
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Actually, my parents died |
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It's just me |
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-l'm sorry. I'm so sorry. |
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Look, l really have to go. |
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All right. But l can't let you |
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...because this is |
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What school did you go to? |
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Well, l kind of dropped out. |
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I met this Swedish girl |
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Let me guess. |
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-And started an inn in Vermont. |
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It lasted like three seconds. |
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And she didn't know how not to sleep |
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...so we got divorced. |
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I had to move back in with |
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...and figure out how not to blame |
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...for Ana's whorish ways. |
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-How's that going? |
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Okay, l want to know everything. |
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First kiss? |
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Some jerk with a dirt bike |
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You? |
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Seventh grade. She wore braces |
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Ouch. |
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Hey. Look. |
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-Here's one for you. |
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Okay, best kiss? |
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That's a tough one. |
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Because if we weren't just friends, |
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Then l'd be your best kiss. |
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How do you know? |
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I know. |
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Is someone looking for you? |
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Yeah. l have to go. |
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-Okay. |
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-Bye. |
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-You think it was the muffin girl? |
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Why do l even care? |
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You like him! |
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Oh, God. What if l'm pregnant? |
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-Then it'll work out perfectly. |
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Because if you really like him, |
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...you'll break up with him, |
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You won't have to put |
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Hey, that's your dream. |
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Be quiet. |
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Besides, l'm not pregnant. |
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And l'm okay on my own. |
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Are you gonna see him again? |
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Yeah, l think so. |
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No. |
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Not gonna happen, Nutsy. |
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Hello. |
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Oh, Stan. |
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Go away. |
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Stop it! You're making me nervous. |
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You're early. l'll be a minute, okay? |
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Three to five minutes, actually. |
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-You want a beer? |
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-l'll let you know. |
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Oh, my God. Is he okay? |
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He's fine. Happens all the time. |
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Go. |
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-l'm sorry. Can you give me a minute? |
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Okay, good. |
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Damn it, Nuts. |
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Give me that. Give it to me. |
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Let go. |
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Let go right now! |
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-Zoe, everything okay? |
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You know, just showing him |
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You idiot! |
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You better not swallow that thing. |
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Open. Open. |
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-You look really pretty tonight. |
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I mean, you always look really pretty, |
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And that dress is-- |
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It's really something. |
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-Thank you. |
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Did you buy a new dress |
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-Don't flatter yourself. |
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-l guess you'll never know. |
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-Except you left the price tag on. |
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Allow me. |
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I got it. |
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I've had this dress for a long time. |
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...so that's why the tag was still on. |
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You're not that special. |
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Really? |
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Look at this place. |
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-l don't know what to say. |
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-What's that supposed to mean? |
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You don't have to say anything. |
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-What, you think I talk too much? |
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-What did you say? |
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You always have a response |
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But tonight, just, you know, |
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Surprise. |
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You're good. |
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You worked for an lnternet |
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I was very important. |
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Really? |
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Actually, it was through my dog, |
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I bought him at this fancy pet store |
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Cutest puppy you have ever seen. |
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Turns out he was from |
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...where dogs are so inbred, |
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What did you do? |
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I thought about it. Then I thought: |
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"What good would that do? |
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So l quit my job... |
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...and l took the stock-option money |
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...and l bought it. |
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I know how to milk a goat. |
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No, not really. |
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Can l ask you a serious question, |
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What? |
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Did you buy that dress |
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I will never tell. |
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Really? Because... |
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...l have ways of making you talk. |
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-Let me get that. Let me get that. |
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There's a hose over there |
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You see it? Get the hose. |
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-Okay, this is war. |
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Okay, hand it over. Hand it over! |
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-lt was mean. |
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-You just soaked me. |
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But l wasn't trying to soak you. |
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Oh, whatever! |
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...and l saw you had this crazy look, |
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-That's not true. |
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I think I owe you another dress. And I |
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I'd like that. |
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Why don't you come to the farm |
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I'll call you. |
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I'll wait by the phone. |
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What? |
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Holy shit! |
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-l know. |
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If l'm not, then my dog is. |
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You're not making any sense. |
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-Congratulations! How are we feeling? |
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-What she said. |
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We performed an inter-uterine |
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...using sperm that you purchased. |
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This isn't exactly |
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It's just happening so fast. |
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Keep breathing. Pump those arms. |
00:32:49 |
What did you all eat last night? |
00:32:51 |
-Hey, Arthur. |
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Oh, no, no, no, |
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I can't get up. |
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-Came to see my lovely fiancée? |
00:33:00 |
Oh, she's looking fine today, |
00:33:04 |
-Hi, sweetheart. |
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-Baby. |
00:33:08 |
-Sure. |
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Shirley. |
00:33:13 |
Don't worry about them. |
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-l'm pregnant. |
00:33:25 |
-l'm pregnant. |
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Oh, Jesus, Judy! She's pregnant. |
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I'm confused. |
00:33:39 |
But this guy, he's special. And now |
00:33:43 |
What makes him so special? |
00:33:45 |
I don't know. He's very real. |
00:33:52 |
And different. |
00:33:54 |
I like him, Nana. |
00:33:57 |
What should l do? |
00:34:00 |
Zoe. |
00:34:04 |
You always get ahead of yourself. |
00:34:07 |
Spend some time with him. |
00:34:13 |
He could be a total douche bag |
00:34:17 |
Yeah. Yeah. |
00:34:23 |
-Maybe he is a douche bag. |
00:34:26 |
You think he'd ask you away for |
00:34:29 |
There's no way he's dating |
00:34:34 |
Who can say? |
00:34:36 |
Oh, well, |
00:34:39 |
That will really complicate things. |
00:34:41 |
-l know. |
00:34:43 |
...with three times the amount of |
00:34:46 |
-Excuse me? |
00:34:49 |
That's why pregnant women |
00:34:52 |
Is that what it is? |
00:34:55 |
Oh, no. When l was pregnant, |
00:34:59 |
...l could have an orgasm |
00:35:01 |
-l think l'm gonna be sick. |
00:35:04 |
Why? It's a happy story. |
00:35:07 |
-All right, I'm just gonna go up there... |
00:35:10 |
...and tell him that I'm pregnant. |
00:35:14 |
Okay, good. |
00:35:16 |
Okay? |
00:35:41 |
Don't look at me like that. |
00:35:43 |
I know. This is a big mess we're in. |
00:35:46 |
I'm gonna fix it. |
00:35:53 |
Shit. Here it is. |
00:36:43 |
Watch out for that tree. |
00:36:45 |
Yeah, thanks. |
00:36:53 |
-Hi. |
00:36:57 |
The tree should not be there. |
00:37:00 |
Whatever, Mrs. Magoo. |
00:37:04 |
-Come on. I'm glad you're here. |
00:37:07 |
Me too. |
00:37:09 |
Stan. |
00:37:12 |
There's something l need to tell you. |
00:37:17 |
I'm pregnant. |
00:37:21 |
Yes, pregnant. |
00:37:28 |
Okay, maybe like: |
00:37:35 |
I'm gonna have a baby. |
00:37:42 |
I'm with child. |
00:37:46 |
Shit. |
00:37:49 |
Stan. |
00:37:50 |
Stan. Stan. |
00:37:52 |
I've been inseminated. |
00:37:55 |
Yes, inseminated. |
00:37:59 |
I'm gonna have a baby! |
00:38:10 |
Stan? |
00:38:30 |
Spoon, spoon. |
00:39:04 |
Would you like a plate? |
00:39:11 |
A napkin? Trough? |
00:39:15 |
-These are for you. |
00:39:18 |
You're welcome. |
00:39:19 |
You're good. |
00:39:23 |
Okay. |
00:39:24 |
It's just that stew was so delicious. |
00:39:27 |
I knew you'd like it. |
00:39:29 |
So, what's the next step |
00:39:32 |
Very funny. |
00:39:34 |
I want to start |
00:39:37 |
Cheese, wine, bread, |
00:39:41 |
Nothing from farther than 30 miles. |
00:39:46 |
-That's a good idea. |
00:39:49 |
I'm good at ideas. |
00:39:52 |
I wasn't good at marriage. |
00:39:54 |
I wasn't good at running |
00:39:57 |
Thank God we didn't have kids. |
00:40:01 |
-You don't want kids? |
00:40:03 |
Well, l don't know. |
00:40:05 |
For years, l never thought about |
00:40:09 |
But maybe l'm different now. |
00:40:12 |
I really want to take the next step. |
00:40:17 |
About the future. |
00:40:20 |
-Let's talk about that. |
00:40:21 |
Because the future is now. |
00:40:25 |
-Right? |
00:40:31 |
There's something that |
00:40:34 |
Hold that thought. |
00:40:36 |
Come here. |
00:40:52 |
-l want to show you something. |
00:40:55 |
-lt's cheese. |
00:40:57 |
No, no, no, it's new. |
00:40:59 |
I had this idea to use these |
00:41:03 |
...to come up with something |
00:41:05 |
It's sweet... |
00:41:08 |
...and sassy and complex. |
00:41:13 |
I was inspired. |
00:41:15 |
So, what are you saying, |
00:41:19 |
Yeah. |
00:41:32 |
You're kind of hard |
00:41:37 |
Well, l really want to kiss you... |
00:41:41 |
...but it smells like cheese in here. |
00:42:01 |
We have to take it slow, okay? |
00:42:05 |
We can't have sex. |
00:42:07 |
-Fine. |
00:42:12 |
Okay. |
00:42:37 |
Did you just--? |
00:42:50 |
Holy shit! |
00:42:53 |
Is my nose bleeding? |
00:42:57 |
-l'm sorry. |
00:43:00 |
It was amazing. |
00:43:01 |
It was like over-the-top amazing. |
00:43:03 |
What was that, |
00:43:07 |
Stan. Stan. |
00:43:11 |
There's something l have to tell you. |
00:43:14 |
Okay. |
00:43:17 |
What is it? |
00:43:28 |
Zoe? |
00:43:36 |
Why are you crying? |
00:43:39 |
I'm pregnant. |
00:43:41 |
I'm pretty sure it doesn't |
00:43:44 |
No, I know. lt's hard to explain. |
00:43:48 |
What are you talking about? |
00:43:55 |
I'm pregnant. |
00:44:07 |
Who's the father? |
00:44:09 |
I don't know. |
00:44:11 |
I mean, l know who it is. |
00:44:14 |
It's a donor from a sperm bank. |
00:44:15 |
Seriously, what the hell |
00:44:19 |
-When did all this happen? |
00:44:23 |
Yeah, l didn't think to tell you... |
00:44:26 |
...because I didn't think there was any |
00:44:30 |
But why? |
00:44:32 |
Because I wanted a baby. |
00:44:34 |
I never met the right guy and |
00:44:38 |
...l might miss my chance. |
00:44:40 |
All right, we just made love. |
00:44:41 |
You tell me you're pregnant |
00:44:44 |
Don't say it like that. |
00:44:47 |
I wanted a baby and l thought |
00:44:50 |
-lt was before I met you. |
00:44:54 |
What am I supposed to say: |
00:44:56 |
"Congratulations, |
00:45:00 |
I made this big decision |
00:45:03 |
And then I met you. |
00:45:07 |
-l'm sorry. |
00:45:09 |
Getting pregnant |
00:45:11 |
-l didn't lie. |
00:46:19 |
-Where are you going? |
00:46:21 |
To just disappear at the crack |
00:46:25 |
You said everything last night. |
00:46:28 |
No, I didn't. |
00:46:29 |
You left out the part that you had a |
00:46:33 |
I don't have a girlfriend. |
00:46:35 |
That girl from the farmers' market. |
00:46:38 |
She's not my girlfriend. |
00:46:40 |
She was, |
00:46:48 |
Olivia's in my class. |
00:46:52 |
Study what? |
00:46:54 |
I'm a student. l'm still in school. |
00:46:58 |
-Why didn't you want to tell me? |
00:47:02 |
You're this incredibly accomplished |
00:47:07 |
I mean, l got this great life... |
00:47:10 |
...but l'm barely passing economics. |
00:47:23 |
-Where are you going? |
00:47:26 |
I lied to you, you lied to me. |
00:47:29 |
We both have other plans... |
00:47:31 |
...and being together |
00:47:34 |
We should just go |
00:49:32 |
So how did you two meet? |
00:49:34 |
We can talk later |
00:49:38 |
Okay. |
00:49:39 |
Well, everything seems |
00:49:43 |
A little blood. Quite normal. |
00:49:45 |
You don't have to stay in here |
00:49:48 |
I'm fine. I'm good. |
00:49:50 |
Now, l'm gonna do an ultrasound. |
00:49:56 |
Oh, you rub it on her stomach. |
00:49:58 |
I thought you were gonna put |
00:50:00 |
In her vagina? |
00:50:03 |
It's too early to go through |
00:50:07 |
So we have to go through the vagina. |
00:50:09 |
Vagina, vagina, vagina. |
00:50:12 |
Maybe if l say it often enough, you'll |
00:50:16 |
-lt's not working. |
00:50:19 |
Okay, now, Zoe. |
00:50:22 |
With a little bit of luck, |
00:50:27 |
That's it? That little thing? |
00:50:30 |
-ls everything okay? |
00:50:36 |
What? |
00:50:39 |
I see another heartbeat. |
00:50:41 |
It has two hearts? |
00:50:43 |
No, but you have two babies. |
00:51:02 |
Are you gonna leave now? |
00:51:04 |
Because this is more |
00:51:07 |
You know, |
00:51:10 |
But just tell me, okay? |
00:51:14 |
I just need to sit here, you know? |
00:51:18 |
-Okay. |
00:51:24 |
-But then are you gonna leave? |
00:51:28 |
Two kids is a posse. |
00:51:30 |
I'm just getting used to us |
00:51:32 |
And now all of a sudden |
00:51:35 |
Are you ready for a posse? |
00:52:02 |
I don't even know if I like kids. |
00:52:05 |
Hey, beat it, pal. All right? |
00:52:08 |
Look, l don't want to |
00:52:10 |
...but get your hands out |
00:52:12 |
...and get the hell out of here. |
00:52:14 |
No, I'm talking to you, |
00:52:17 |
...with his hands in his pockets |
00:52:20 |
-l'm not a pervert! |
00:52:23 |
I have kids, okay? |
00:52:24 |
A week ago, I didn't even know |
00:52:27 |
...and now she's having twins. |
00:52:28 |
I just saw the ultrasound. |
00:52:34 |
I know what you need. |
00:52:37 |
How did this happen? |
00:52:51 |
-Just take that off. |
00:52:52 |
-Yeah. |
00:52:54 |
I'm sweaty and dizzy. |
00:52:58 |
-That's normal, bro. |
00:53:02 |
-l've got three. |
00:53:03 |
Yeah, look. That's Charlie right there, |
00:53:07 |
-See that fella? |
00:53:09 |
That's Mack. |
00:53:12 |
He's eating sand. |
00:53:14 |
Yeah. By the time you get |
00:53:17 |
...you don't worry so much |
00:53:20 |
What's it like, the whole kid thing? |
00:53:23 |
It's great! |
00:53:28 |
Except for the lack of sleep, |
00:53:32 |
...sex with my wife... |
00:53:34 |
...buck-naked Fridays |
00:53:37 |
That's not the answer |
00:53:42 |
The best way l can describe it is... |
00:53:45 |
...it's awful, awful, awful... |
00:53:49 |
...and then something incredible |
00:53:54 |
And then awful, awful, awful. |
00:54:01 |
Then something incredible |
00:54:03 |
It's like this all day, every day, man. |
00:54:08 |
...like l'm gasping to get |
00:54:11 |
And then a small moment happens... |
00:54:16 |
...that's so magical... |
00:54:18 |
...so life-affirming |
00:54:23 |
This will be the best thing |
00:54:25 |
Dada! |
00:54:29 |
Hey, son. |
00:54:32 |
I guess this would be that moment, |
00:54:34 |
Yeah, this would be it. |
00:54:36 |
Hey, what do you have there, son? |
00:54:38 |
Poo-poo. |
00:54:44 |
Well, almost. |
00:54:47 |
Son, is that cat shit? |
00:54:49 |
No. |
00:54:51 |
-That's your shit? |
00:54:56 |
This ain't even his shit. |
00:54:59 |
Charlie, Roxy, |
00:55:02 |
What did l tell you about playing |
00:55:05 |
So why are you upset? |
00:55:08 |
It's so lucky. |
00:55:09 |
To get pregnant on the first try |
00:55:12 |
...but to get pregnant with twins? |
00:55:17 |
Okay, okay. |
00:55:20 |
Does anyone else have anything |
00:55:23 |
...that they'd like to share? |
00:55:24 |
-Tabitha. |
00:55:26 |
Luca keeps asking me |
00:55:29 |
...and he only has one. |
00:55:31 |
I knew this would happen someday. |
00:55:33 |
-There's this guy. |
00:55:35 |
His name is Stan, and he's fantastic. |
00:55:37 |
Wasn't l just speaking? |
00:55:38 |
You know how |
00:55:40 |
The kind of guy |
00:55:44 |
Like, maybe l can |
00:55:46 |
Maybe I can. |
00:55:48 |
He can teach me how to make |
00:55:51 |
Zoe, this group |
00:55:56 |
I know. |
00:55:58 |
I know, I know. I'm sorry. |
00:56:01 |
I wasn't planning to meet anybody. |
00:56:03 |
It just happened. |
00:56:06 |
And now that l've thrown all my plans |
00:56:08 |
...and really fallen for this guy... |
00:56:14 |
...l'm just afraid |
00:56:19 |
What should l do? |
00:56:25 |
I don't know. |
00:56:27 |
This is wildly outside |
00:56:31 |
Yeah, because we're |
00:56:35 |
So we don't tend to give advice on |
00:56:39 |
Not usually. |
00:56:41 |
Maybe you should join |
00:56:44 |
-Ding-dong. |
00:56:45 |
Okay. We are gonna have to |
00:56:49 |
...because I think we, |
00:56:51 |
...that you are in a very... |
00:56:54 |
...wildly different place |
00:56:58 |
So we are going to take a vote. |
00:57:01 |
Okay. |
00:57:12 |
Taxi! |
00:57:25 |
Hi. |
00:57:28 |
How did you find me? |
00:57:29 |
I called the store. |
00:57:32 |
What is it? |
00:57:38 |
You're crazy. |
00:57:41 |
I don't expect you to stay. |
00:57:43 |
I don't expect you to expect me |
00:57:47 |
What if I want to stay? |
00:57:49 |
Well, then l'd be surprised. |
00:57:52 |
And happy. |
00:57:55 |
-l can't promise anything. |
00:57:58 |
Okay. |
00:58:02 |
Okay, fine. Give me the hot dog. |
00:58:13 |
Perry and Hudson. |
00:58:14 |
-Feel free to run every red light. |
00:58:18 |
-Here we go. |
00:58:27 |
This sucks! |
00:58:29 |
Nothing fits me! |
00:58:32 |
Honey, you can't wear sweats. |
00:58:35 |
-l'll get that. |
00:58:41 |
Have you got a jacket or something? |
00:58:52 |
-Got you. l got you. Are you all right? |
00:58:58 |
I can't. |
00:59:05 |
Oh, watch it. |
00:59:14 |
-l'm gonna throw up. |
00:59:19 |
-Good to see you. |
00:59:21 |
Stan. Oh, you are a prince. |
00:59:25 |
Sea urchins? |
00:59:28 |
Excuse me. |
00:59:40 |
-Hi. |
00:59:48 |
I split my dress. And l didn't |
01:00:15 |
What is that thing? |
01:00:16 |
Oh, Mona gave it to me. |
01:00:21 |
Okay. |
01:00:27 |
-Hold on. |
01:00:47 |
Zoe? |
01:00:53 |
It's been two weeks now... |
01:00:54 |
...and all she ever wants to do |
01:00:57 |
The pillow is a bitch. |
01:01:00 |
-Completely. She drags it everywhere. |
01:01:03 |
I make a move in the middle |
01:01:05 |
-...the pillow is staring at me. |
01:01:07 |
-Like, "Bro, l don't think so." |
01:01:11 |
Every day. Now I can't touch her. |
01:01:14 |
She's pregnant. You can't win. |
01:01:16 |
-The only one who wins is the pillow! |
01:01:18 |
-Screw that pillow, man. |
01:01:24 |
We're gonna be fine. |
01:01:26 |
Gonna get through this. |
01:01:29 |
In a year's time, this is just gonna be |
01:01:32 |
That's right. Before you know it, |
01:01:35 |
...and you'll long for the days when |
01:01:40 |
Must be hard |
01:01:43 |
Little school shoes, |
01:01:45 |
No, saying goodbye |
01:01:47 |
Saying goodbye to 20 grand, |
01:01:50 |
What are you talking about? |
01:01:53 |
And you have twins. |
01:01:57 |
Double-whammy. |
01:01:59 |
That's a whole lot of Parmesan. |
01:02:02 |
Parmesan. |
01:02:07 |
Oh, my God. |
01:02:09 |
All right, this one says, |
01:02:13 |
That looks nothing like my nipples, |
01:02:15 |
This one says, "BPA free." |
01:02:18 |
-What's BPA? |
01:02:20 |
So how do you know |
01:02:22 |
It's Bisphenol A, |
01:02:25 |
If you're gonna use a bottle, |
01:02:28 |
-...because breast is best... |
01:02:31 |
...use a glass bottle. |
01:02:32 |
-How are you, honey? |
01:02:36 |
We missed you at the meetings. |
01:02:38 |
Okay, yes. |
01:02:41 |
I never heard back after the vote, |
01:02:46 |
Oh, no, it was unanimous. |
01:02:51 |
No? |
01:02:54 |
-Okay. |
01:02:55 |
Well, this is my Nana, |
01:02:59 |
-Hello. |
01:03:00 |
-How do you do? |
01:03:02 |
She's kept me waiting for 22 years, |
01:03:06 |
Zoe, can l put you on |
01:03:10 |
I kind of want the whole group there |
01:03:14 |
Thanks. That means a lot. |
01:03:17 |
Okay. Well, happy shopping. |
01:03:18 |
And check out the strollers on |
01:03:22 |
-Did you not call her? |
01:03:23 |
-l don't know. |
01:03:41 |
Stan! |
01:03:44 |
-Lookie! |
01:03:47 |
-Hey. |
01:03:49 |
It's a Twin X Deluxe, the Rolls-Royce |
01:03:53 |
It's big. |
01:03:55 |
Supposed to fit through |
01:03:57 |
I don't think so. |
01:04:02 |
-Keep trying. |
01:04:06 |
Hang on. |
01:04:08 |
Oh, shit! |
01:04:09 |
-Are you okay? |
01:04:15 |
What the hell is going on here? |
01:04:17 |
An outfit to bring the babies home in |
01:04:19 |
How many babies are you having? |
01:04:21 |
I just got two of everything. |
01:04:26 |
How much money did you spend? |
01:04:29 |
-Don't worry. It'll be okay. |
01:04:32 |
Haven't even had the babies |
01:04:36 |
You know what? There's the door. |
01:04:39 |
Stop it. l hate it when you do that. |
01:04:47 |
I know. I'm sorry. |
01:04:54 |
Let me see. |
01:05:00 |
Sorry. |
01:05:10 |
Have you gotten to page 279 yet? |
01:05:13 |
No, I stopped reading |
01:05:16 |
...and used it as a napkin. |
01:05:19 |
Well, it says here that women |
01:05:24 |
...and their partners just have to be |
01:05:31 |
Are you coming on to me right now? |
01:05:45 |
-What? |
01:05:49 |
-l do? |
01:05:51 |
Did I get it? |
01:05:58 |
You know what, honey? |
01:06:02 |
I'm sorry, but not tonight, okay? |
01:06:10 |
Okay. |
01:06:25 |
-Sorry. |
01:06:58 |
Hey, babe. |
01:07:02 |
No, thank you. |
01:07:05 |
It's still nighttime. Are you okay? |
01:07:07 |
Yeah, l'm good. l'm good. Do you |
01:07:10 |
Twenty grand. For circle time. |
01:07:13 |
What about college? I think colleges |
01:07:17 |
But that's right now, so in 1 8 years, |
01:07:20 |
And we have twins, |
01:07:23 |
So, what's that, |
01:07:25 |
We haven't even bought books |
01:07:29 |
They're probably gonna need |
01:07:31 |
You know I'm gonna be a pushover |
01:07:35 |
So, what's that, |
01:07:38 |
I don't have half a million a year. |
01:07:42 |
Just something I was thinking about. |
01:07:49 |
Why don't you come back |
01:07:52 |
-Okay. |
01:08:08 |
-Did l wake you up? |
01:08:17 |
We're gonna be okay. |
01:08:20 |
I have money saved. |
01:08:25 |
It's not just about the money. |
01:08:28 |
I'll figure out a way |
01:08:31 |
What is it, then? |
01:08:35 |
It's just-- |
01:08:38 |
I need to know. |
01:08:42 |
Are you still in there? |
01:08:50 |
I'm still here. |
01:10:00 |
Excuse me. Can I help you? |
01:10:04 |
What do you think? |
01:10:11 |
It's a bit overwhelming, huh? |
01:10:13 |
There are so many, |
01:10:17 |
Well, they have to be big. |
01:10:19 |
Yeah, but babies are small. |
01:10:24 |
These are for, |
01:10:27 |
You should see some of the babies |
01:10:33 |
By the way, |
01:10:39 |
We can solve this. |
01:11:23 |
Zoe? |
01:11:27 |
What are you doing? |
01:11:29 |
Nothing. How was your exam? |
01:11:32 |
Shitty. Come on, |
01:11:35 |
Nothing. |
01:11:39 |
I gained three more pounds |
01:11:41 |
And l think it went all to my ass. |
01:11:44 |
You look great. You always |
01:11:48 |
I miss my old ass. |
01:11:50 |
You know what's weird? |
01:11:53 |
It was kind of like this ass, |
01:12:07 |
-Baby. |
01:12:08 |
This is my old ass. |
01:12:13 |
What? |
01:12:19 |
Why do you have a picture |
01:12:21 |
My college boyfriend took it. |
01:12:24 |
So in all fairness, |
01:12:27 |
...but it's pretty close. It's held up. |
01:12:30 |
Yeah, it's a nice ass. |
01:12:34 |
Look, this is me |
01:12:39 |
This is me and Nana |
01:12:47 |
This is the last picture |
01:12:50 |
She lived for a few more years |
01:12:53 |
But we didn't take any pictures. |
01:12:55 |
She didn't want us |
01:12:58 |
I was 8 years old when she died. |
01:13:03 |
I can't imagine. |
01:13:08 |
She had this great laugh. |
01:13:12 |
She used to rub my back |
01:13:18 |
It's such a small thing, |
01:13:28 |
Why don't you ever talk |
01:13:33 |
She was in a coma |
01:13:36 |
He didn't stick around. |
01:13:39 |
Oh, God, Zoe. |
01:13:43 |
I'm so sorry. |
01:13:44 |
It's no big deal. |
01:13:47 |
It was an important lesson for me. |
01:13:49 |
That's when I realized |
01:13:55 |
So now you know everything. |
01:14:03 |
Some things can last forever. |
01:14:07 |
Maybe. |
01:14:11 |
So about my exam. |
01:14:14 |
I didn't exactly-- |
01:14:18 |
That's weird. |
01:14:26 |
I'm confused. Why'd you say |
01:14:29 |
It seemed like a good idea |
01:14:33 |
-ls that Zoe? |
01:14:34 |
-Hey. |
01:14:37 |
Hi. |
01:14:38 |
Yeah, we just wanted to stop by |
01:14:42 |
No, you're staying. You have to stay. |
01:14:46 |
I really want to stay. |
01:14:51 |
She's having a contraction. |
01:15:04 |
Okay. So, what were you saying? |
01:15:08 |
This is Stan. |
01:15:09 |
-Of course. |
01:15:13 |
-Congratulations. |
01:15:15 |
Hey, you two should get in here. |
01:15:17 |
No, this is your special moment... |
01:15:19 |
-...and we should go. |
01:15:22 |
Come on, l've been through it before. |
01:15:24 |
I am not shy. |
01:15:37 |
How long do we have to stay here? |
01:15:40 |
-Just wait till it starts. We'll sneak out. |
01:15:47 |
Come on, everyone. lt's happening. |
01:15:51 |
Come on. |
01:15:57 |
The what? |
01:16:03 |
I'm gonna be out here, okay? |
01:16:09 |
Just relax. Breathe. |
01:16:16 |
I know. Isn't it amazing... |
01:16:18 |
...how the human body |
01:16:24 |
I'm gonna go get a little air. |
01:16:27 |
No, Zoe. Don't you move, Zoe. |
01:16:30 |
You're my focal point. |
01:16:31 |
-What? |
01:16:34 |
Push, Lori. Push. |
01:16:38 |
Holy shit! |
01:16:42 |
You can't leave. |
01:16:44 |
Can't she use somebody else? |
01:16:45 |
She's in labor. |
01:16:48 |
Someone grab her legs. |
01:16:51 |
-Push. That's it, push. |
01:16:57 |
Jesus, what is that? |
01:17:00 |
Perfectly natural. |
01:17:03 |
-Ridley, if you could. |
01:17:09 |
No, Zoe! Don't you move! |
01:17:13 |
What does that even mean? |
01:17:15 |
I need to turn over! |
01:17:17 |
-We are here for you, sister! |
01:17:24 |
We are all pushing with you! |
01:17:32 |
Here comes the head! |
01:17:34 |
-Get me a mirror! l want to see it! |
01:17:38 |
-Goddamn it, Zoe, don't move! |
01:17:41 |
Stan, the mirror! |
01:17:43 |
-What? |
01:17:45 |
What mirror? |
01:17:46 |
-Get the mirror! For the love of God! |
01:17:48 |
-Stan, get the mirror! |
01:17:56 |
-Hi, I'm Stan. l'm sorry. |
01:18:00 |
-Okay. |
01:18:03 |
-Look at all that hair. |
01:18:07 |
One last push! |
01:18:34 |
Everyone says it's so beautiful. |
01:18:38 |
I thought it was terrifying. |
01:18:42 |
I don't ever want to see that again. |
01:18:46 |
But you want to see ours, right? |
01:18:50 |
I don't know, baby. lt was just-- |
01:18:53 |
I shouldn't have seen that. |
01:19:02 |
Hey, I was just coming by |
01:19:05 |
I was worried about you |
01:19:08 |
-What happened with your exam? |
01:19:16 |
-What happened? |
01:19:19 |
-Why? |
01:19:21 |
I can't believe you're pregnant. |
01:19:25 |
Why are you quitting school? |
01:19:26 |
Because if l stay in school, |
01:19:29 |
If l work part-time, l can't afford |
01:19:33 |
I had no idea it was this serious. |
01:19:36 |
I didn't know |
01:19:38 |
Well, yeah, they're not mine, |
01:19:41 |
We're having twins, actually. |
01:19:44 |
-What do you mean, "Not mine"? |
01:19:48 |
-Why would you say that? |
01:19:50 |
I'm not exactly thinking straight. |
01:19:52 |
I've been up all night watching Orca |
01:19:55 |
-l am such an idiot. |
01:19:58 |
Oh, God, l am so stupid. |
01:20:00 |
This is not about money... |
01:20:03 |
...or that you can't afford kids. |
01:20:05 |
You don't want this. |
01:20:08 |
He always told me |
01:20:10 |
Why are you still here? |
01:20:12 |
-Okay. |
01:20:14 |
Really? After everything we've been |
01:20:18 |
-That's what you just said. |
01:20:21 |
There's a big difference. |
01:20:24 |
I don't think you're ready for this. |
01:20:27 |
Now that it's all happening... |
01:20:28 |
...now you've seen |
01:20:30 |
...now it's all too real for you. |
01:20:33 |
Damn right, l'm scared. Yeah. |
01:20:37 |
-Aren't you scared? |
01:20:39 |
I'm scared |
01:20:41 |
...and then |
01:20:43 |
You're gonna say, "They're |
01:20:46 |
You look for some hint |
01:20:48 |
...no matter how many times |
01:20:50 |
I don't know what else to do. |
01:20:58 |
Nothing. |
01:21:03 |
So, what are you saying? |
01:21:06 |
-Just go now. |
01:21:08 |
-Go. |
01:21:13 |
If you don't go, l'll go. |
01:21:29 |
You know what? Just so you know |
01:21:32 |
...you better realize you have no one |
01:21:47 |
You had to come along, didn't you? |
01:21:49 |
I was fine with my plan. |
01:21:52 |
Totally fine with it. |
01:22:52 |
You've lost your mind. |
01:22:53 |
Just give me a boost. |
01:22:55 |
If you think you are getting |
01:22:57 |
I need that pillow, okay? |
01:23:01 |
I will never sleep again |
01:23:03 |
Well, go to his house. |
01:23:05 |
Tell him you're sorry. |
01:23:08 |
This has nothing to do with |
01:23:11 |
I'm not going to his house, okay? |
01:23:14 |
You made him walk away. |
01:23:16 |
What do you know? |
01:23:18 |
I've known you for 30 years. |
01:23:20 |
I know that you would never |
01:23:22 |
I know that you don't trust people. |
01:23:25 |
You and your grandmother, |
01:23:27 |
She's been engaged to Arthur |
01:23:29 |
She's never gonna marry him. |
01:23:31 |
Just like you were never gonna |
01:23:33 |
Okay, Mona. |
01:23:35 |
I mean, |
01:23:37 |
He's the perfect boyfriend. |
01:23:47 |
You know, I used a sperm donor |
01:23:53 |
Because I wanted a family. |
01:23:58 |
Because Nana's not gonna |
01:24:01 |
...and then it'll just be me. |
01:24:05 |
Look, just go home. Okay? |
01:24:10 |
I need my pillow. |
01:24:23 |
I'm sorry. |
01:24:25 |
That was too far. |
01:24:29 |
Yeah. That was too far. |
01:24:34 |
But you know l'm right. |
01:24:38 |
Stop talking. |
01:24:40 |
My pillow doesn't talk. |
01:24:57 |
Don't beg, Nuts. |
01:25:00 |
My God, you are stubborn. |
01:25:02 |
Knock, knock. |
01:25:05 |
Who's ready to celebrate? |
01:25:06 |
Oh, Mona, I'm so glad you're here... |
01:25:08 |
...because now |
01:25:12 |
I'm getting married. |
01:25:14 |
-What? |
01:25:15 |
Next weekend. |
01:25:20 |
Oh, my God. |
01:25:24 |
It finally hit me. |
01:25:30 |
What the hell am l waiting for? |
01:25:33 |
Oh, l have you to thank for it, Zoe. |
01:25:35 |
Just seeing you and Stan together, |
01:25:40 |
You know, the way you've just thrown |
01:25:43 |
...and decided to go for it. |
01:25:45 |
I want some of that too. |
01:25:50 |
What? |
01:25:53 |
Stan and I broke up. |
01:25:57 |
-He said the babies weren't his. |
01:26:00 |
-Tell her the whole story. |
01:26:03 |
If he said it, he thinks it. |
01:26:06 |
And if he feels it, |
01:26:09 |
Zoe, you know that's not true. |
01:26:12 |
You're just looking for another way |
01:26:15 |
-Thank you. |
01:26:17 |
This man has chosen to be with you |
01:26:21 |
You're just gonna throw that all away |
01:27:08 |
-Look at you. |
01:27:20 |
I'm worried about you. |
01:27:22 |
No, don't worry. |
01:27:25 |
I'm great. l'm great. |
01:27:29 |
I'm just emotional. |
01:27:31 |
Come on, |
01:27:33 |
Honey, you don't always have |
01:27:36 |
I know you learned it from me, but it's |
01:27:40 |
It means that l take care of myself, |
01:27:44 |
No, Arthur takes care of me. |
01:27:46 |
He's been taking care of me for |
01:27:50 |
Zoe, stop pushing people away. |
01:27:55 |
-l don't want to talk about this, okay? |
01:27:59 |
Zoe, you will never have |
01:28:02 |
...with Stan or any man if you don't. |
01:28:05 |
You have to learn to trust people. |
01:28:20 |
Okay? |
01:28:30 |
What is that? |
01:28:31 |
It's your custom stroller, |
01:28:38 |
I didn't order this. |
01:28:39 |
Your husband did. |
01:28:41 |
I don't know exactly |
01:28:44 |
Stan? When did he do that? |
01:28:47 |
About a month ago. |
01:28:51 |
You don't like it. Shit. |
01:28:58 |
He wasn't gonna leave, was he? |
01:29:08 |
I'm not really sure |
01:29:11 |
Oh, God. We gotta go get him. |
01:29:13 |
What? l'm getting married in |
01:29:15 |
-Weddings never start on time. |
01:29:28 |
Stop it. |
01:29:30 |
Pick up. |
01:29:31 |
He has to pick up. |
01:29:35 |
I'm gonna hurl that thing |
01:30:16 |
Is this new? "The Zoe?" |
01:30:19 |
Yeah, it's the first week |
01:30:21 |
Can l have a sample? What's it like? |
01:30:23 |
It's stubborn, overly suspicious |
01:30:33 |
-This song is taking forever. |
01:30:49 |
What time is it, Shadybrook? |
01:30:55 |
Everybody, get out there |
01:31:00 |
-Conga. |
01:31:02 |
I need to talk to you |
01:31:04 |
-We really gotta go. Come on. |
01:31:19 |
Please, get me out of here. |
01:31:21 |
I can't find any exit signs |
01:31:23 |
Who knew the conga was |
01:31:31 |
I have rhythm all of a sudden. |
01:31:36 |
Oh, shit. |
01:31:39 |
Why is the floor wet? |
01:31:40 |
-Damn it, not again. No, not me. |
01:31:45 |
-Not me. |
01:31:46 |
I think my water just broke. |
01:31:51 |
Baby time! |
01:32:02 |
Stop it! |
01:32:03 |
What can we do for you, darling? |
01:32:06 |
This dress is tight. |
01:32:08 |
I can do it. lf you want to let me. |
01:32:12 |
-Fingernail. |
01:32:29 |
You can't drive in here! |
01:32:30 |
Okay. Move it. Out of the way. |
01:32:34 |
Are you just gonna leave it there? |
01:32:36 |
-What's going on? |
01:32:38 |
-l'm going out of my mind. |
01:32:40 |
I'm trying to call you and |
01:32:43 |
When they say labor's painful, |
01:32:47 |
-You're in labor? |
01:32:50 |
Oh, God! That hurts. |
01:32:54 |
-Why didn't you pick up your phone? |
01:32:56 |
I called you a hundred times. |
01:32:59 |
-What wedding? |
01:33:01 |
And then it wasn't. |
01:33:02 |
People slipping everywhere. |
01:33:06 |
-You're not making any sense. |
01:33:08 |
Everything makes sense. |
01:33:12 |
All of a sudden, |
01:33:17 |
And the thing that's the clearest... |
01:33:19 |
...is that l am so madly, deeply, |
01:33:24 |
I can't imagine spending |
01:33:36 |
Stan. |
01:33:39 |
Stan? |
01:33:42 |
Zoe, after all this time, |
01:33:48 |
I gotta go to the hospital. I gotta go. |
01:33:51 |
-Zoe. |
01:33:54 |
-Zoe, wait up! Zoe, wait. |
01:33:58 |
Listen. How do l know when things get |
01:34:02 |
I can't handle it. You broke my heart. |
01:34:07 |
You destroyed me too! lt's not like |
01:34:11 |
Son of a bitch! |
01:34:13 |
Just breathe through it. |
01:34:15 |
Don't you tell me it's gonna be okay! |
01:34:17 |
You don't know it's gonna be okay. |
01:34:20 |
It is gonna be okay! |
01:34:22 |
-Refrain from yelling at the patient. |
01:34:25 |
-l'm getting her to see my point! |
01:34:27 |
What will it take for you to believe |
01:34:30 |
You had to see a stupid stroller? |
01:34:32 |
I've been to every doctor's |
01:34:35 |
I picked out names with you. |
01:34:39 |
I saved this |
01:34:43 |
It's the one that was tails-up. |
01:34:46 |
I've kept it this whole time. |
01:34:51 |
And it's brought me |
01:34:56 |
I can't believe you kept that. |
01:34:59 |
What about the fact that, |
01:35:01 |
...l will be here holding your hand |
01:35:05 |
What about the fact that l'm gonna be |
01:35:09 |
Because I love their mommy. |
01:35:12 |
And what l want more |
01:35:17 |
...is to be their daddy. |
01:35:24 |
But you have to promise me |
01:35:28 |
...you'll believe me when I say l'm in. |
01:35:31 |
And l'm not going anywhere. |
01:35:37 |
Can you do that? |
01:35:45 |
Can you? |
01:35:54 |
Yes. |
01:36:09 |
Okay. |
01:36:10 |
-All right, now push. Time to push. Go. |
01:36:14 |
Breathe, breathe. |
01:36:17 |
Breathe. |
01:36:25 |
"Remember my three rules. |
01:36:26 |
No touch, no talk |
01:36:29 |
...while the dog's nose is busy |
01:36:32 |
...and all the different scents |
01:36:35 |
This sniffing can last |
01:36:38 |
It's important not to interrupt |
01:36:40 |
...while she's intent |
01:36:44 |
You know, one day... |
01:36:46 |
...l'm gonna tell you girls the story |
01:36:50 |
Cesar should write a book |
01:36:53 |
Talk about a bestseller. |
01:36:55 |
Come here. |
01:37:01 |
That's nice. |
01:37:11 |
Come here. |
01:37:14 |
It was a battle, |
01:37:20 |
Penny had to poop and then-- |
01:37:21 |
Don't talk about Penny's poop |
01:37:25 |
Okay. |
01:37:48 |
It's perfect. |
01:37:50 |
You know what the best part is? |
01:37:52 |
You can stop in for lunch |
01:37:57 |
-All right. You're here. |
01:38:01 |
Okay, thank you. |
01:38:05 |
Thank you all for coming. |
01:38:07 |
This has been a dream for me |
01:38:13 |
And l need to thank one person |
01:38:18 |
-To Zoe. |
01:38:21 |
From the moment you stole my cab... |
01:38:24 |
...from the day you dissed me |
01:38:27 |
...l have been totally |
01:38:33 |
I love you. |
01:38:35 |
And you've made me |
01:38:37 |
It was my cab. |
01:38:41 |
Come over here for a minute. |
01:38:43 |
-Give me that. |
01:38:47 |
Since we do everything backwards |
01:38:51 |
...l was wondering if we could do... |
01:38:53 |
...what naturally follows |
01:38:57 |
Oh, my.... |
01:38:59 |
Holy shit! |
01:39:02 |
Will you marry me? |
01:39:07 |
Say yes. |
01:39:13 |
Yes. |
01:39:31 |
-l can't believe it. |
01:39:35 |
-Did we really just get engaged? |
01:39:40 |
Soon you will be my wife. |
01:39:49 |
Stan. |
01:40:16 |
-Action. |
01:40:37 |
Dakota was born right here. |
01:40:41 |
How did you do that here |
01:40:43 |
The seat comes up. |
01:40:48 |
-What do you have in your hand? |
01:40:55 |
What a good girl. You're okay. |
01:40:59 |
Go on. Go on. Go on. |
01:41:05 |
Now, wait a minute! |
01:41:08 |
When did you eat corn? |
01:41:11 |
No. |
01:41:13 |
We don't even know |
01:41:21 |
Go on, go on. Good, good, good. |
01:41:25 |
Take one. Take five. Take 1 0. |
01:41:29 |
-There. Happy now? |
01:41:32 |
-Oh, my God. |
01:41:35 |
Yeah, do that. That would be nice. |
01:41:38 |
Breast to face. There is |
01:41:43 |
Breast to face. |
01:41:45 |
Buck-naked Fridays in the family |
01:41:48 |
Buck-naked Friday while the maid |
01:41:51 |
Buck-naked. Buck-naked. Naked. |
01:41:54 |
Oh, God. Oh, God. |
01:42:01 |
Perfectly natural. |
01:42:04 |
My mother is dead. |
01:42:05 |
If she was here, she would probably |
01:42:15 |
Get the mirror, Stan! |
01:42:25 |
Oh, no. Oh, no. |
01:42:33 |
Not tonight, okay? |
01:42:37 |
Okay. |
01:42:44 |
-And cut. |