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Trailer Park Boys Countdown To Liquor Day
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That wasn't so bad! |
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Here I am... |
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Paradise. |
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I've got everything I want. |
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But it doesn't add up to shit. |
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'Cause I fell in love |
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Be careful who you love. |
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First thing I'm doing |
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I'm gonna rub some cat food |
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Let all the kitties come up |
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There's no better feeling |
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than a little miniature |
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Well, they let everybody out, |
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There's a morning parole |
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I got morning parole. Thank God... |
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Ricky and Julian are getting out |
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if everything goes right. |
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Hi. My name's Julian. |
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Inmate number 212457. |
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Have a seat. |
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Name and prisoner number please? |
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And here's my goddamn number |
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Just read what they say right on me, |
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Well, Ricky, we've been-- |
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Can you smoke in here? |
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This here's a certificate |
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It's a course that I took in jail. |
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Let's get the fuck going here, |
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get on with this and get me out. |
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'Cause I know |
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It's 40 grand a year minimum |
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I've seen that on TV in jail. |
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It's overcrowded. |
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Okay, sir. What I've put together |
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for a business that I wanna open, |
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Yep. |
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And I plan on opening up |
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that was given to me |
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and turn it into an auto body shop. |
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I didn't get any diploma yet, |
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Once you have that, |
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Myself. I've learned my lesson. |
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And the only way to succeed in life |
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and to stay away from crime. |
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Your friend Julian has convinced us |
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All right, in his business. |
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Well, I'm gonna work for him, |
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It doesn't automatically. |
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Sir, it's gonna be 100% legitimate. |
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I will be a taxpayer as of today |
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if you grant me with this release. |
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There's no chance you might |
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chop a few cars in your spare time? |
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No, sir. |
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What's the right answer here, guys? |
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I'm gonna go get a job |
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and sell a bit of dope |
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Excuse me? |
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I can tell you whatever |
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I'll grow dope, |
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I grow the best dope of anyone |
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I've been looking through |
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and it mentions |
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Trailer Park superintendent. |
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There seems to be |
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you and him. |
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Is this going to continue |
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No, absolutely not. |
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Can I have a cigarette then? |
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Why don't you ask Darren |
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Just one drag! Fuck off and let me |
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Give those back! |
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Come on! |
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I'm never gonna give up on success. |
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That is the only thing that's on my mind |
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I'm never coming back to jail. |
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Let's make sure |
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Well, I came in on the bus, |
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with this vision of Sunnyvale |
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and I get off the bus |
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and I'm fucking stunned! |
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I mean, it's demolished, |
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the grass is growing up, |
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Fucking dogs eating out |
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of old garbage bags and lickin' things. |
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This is disastrous! |
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So I immediately, you know, |
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and check on that |
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Not even a fucking nibble! |
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I'd constructed a food mountain |
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and left water for them, and the |
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'cause someone boarded up |
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Cocksucker! |
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It's just not right. |
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Something's fucky. |
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Boys, stay in a single file |
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Step on the bus and make your way |
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Hope you enjoyed your stay. |
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You boys stay out of trouble. |
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Hey, boys! |
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Did you guys get |
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Good work. |
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Please tell me you got |
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Check to see if the door's unlocked. |
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Fuck that! |
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You idiot! Do you want |
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They're deafer than 2 deaf donkeys. |
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Pull up your pants! |
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It's the fucking track pants! |
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Come on, baby, come on! |
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Okay, we're good. |
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Boys, back off! I'm serious! |
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Come on, just back off! |
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Julian, I'm telling you. |
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Happens every time |
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They fucking get too close |
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Just shut up and put your box on. |
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You ready? |
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Why do I get a box and |
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'Cause I'm in charge. |
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Guys, I'm serious, you gotta back off, |
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Get out of here. I'm serious. |
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Smarten up. Get over here! |
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Good afternoon, everyone! |
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This is not a robbery. |
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We're taking some money for charity |
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Everyone relax. This is not a robbery. |
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This is my partner. Weldy Weldyface. |
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He will take all of your donations. |
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Let's have some drinks, here. |
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Now, what the fuck do we have here? |
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Get on the fucking ground! |
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Now, this is a fucking robbery |
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Weldy, go clean out the till, |
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because of these guys right here, |
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Sorry folks, the hunters fucked this up. |
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I apologize. |
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You guys did fuck this up |
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Yeah. I'm getting' up. |
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Go shoot your goddamn bunnies |
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Okay. We're good. |
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All right. Thanks a lot. |
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Good job, everyone! Great robbery! |
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All right, now get this loaded |
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Later, fuck fucks! |
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Here, kitty, kitty, kitty, come kitty! |
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Here, kitty, kitty, kitty! |
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Kitty come! Kitty come! |
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Kitties...? |
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Where the fuck are you guys? |
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Phil Collins... |
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Come on. |
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Thank God you're patient. |
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Phil Jacob? |
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What's going on? |
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Fuck! |
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New park? |
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Luxury estates is a testament |
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and a lot of work. |
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You know, when Ricky went back to jail, |
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Got off the hard liquor... |
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dropped 15 pounds, |
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got back to business. |
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I discovered that Barb's deed |
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of prime development land. |
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I made a sweet deal with her: |
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and built this beautiful park. |
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God, Randy! Watch the dust! |
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Randy, when are we getting |
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Yeah, come on! |
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Made one critical mistake: |
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He called the Department |
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Now, we have to follow |
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which runs right under |
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Randy fucked up and I have to fix it. |
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Again. |
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I walk along the street |
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We used to walk |
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2 by 2 lovers pass |
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And as they're passing by |
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I could die |
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'Cause you're not here with me |
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Come in! |
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Mr. Lahey? Randy? |
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Bubbles! |
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Hey, how do you like the new park? |
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My cats, Mr. Lahey, where are they? |
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Bubbles, I have no idea |
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Right? You have no idea |
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Calm down. Bubbles. |
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You gotta calm down, okay? |
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Listen, Bubbles. |
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There was a lot of people complaining. |
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Yeah. |
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Listen, I think Animal Control |
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Animal Control? |
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Calm down! |
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Here, Randy! Want some fly paper? |
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Snack on that, Randy! |
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Bubbles... |
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Bubbles, you will calm down |
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Bubbles, that's it. I'm pinning you. |
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You need to calm down! |
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Get those clippers away from me! |
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The clippers are touching me! |
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Get them away from me! |
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I think it's caught in my hair. |
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Just wait. |
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Don't move. |
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Bubs? I'm gonna have to turn it on. |
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I'll have to turn it on |
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Just relax, it won't hurt. |
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Lahey! |
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What did you do? |
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Nothing, Bubs. It looks great. |
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What did you do? |
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What the fuck did you do?! |
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Look, there's no need to crack |
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You fucked up my hair! |
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Bubs, it's not that bad! |
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Yeah? |
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You just wait, fucky! |
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Bubbles... it wasn't our fault. |
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It was an accident. |
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It was an accident, was it? |
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That was an accident, too. |
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I'm as blue as I can be |
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Blue on blue |
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Cocksuckers... |
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Heartache on heartache |
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Blue on blue |
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Now that we are through |
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Fuck... |
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Blue on blue |
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Heartache on heartache |
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And I find I can't get over |
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Hello...? |
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Hello. |
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What's going on here? |
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These guys are following me |
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Don't worry about them. |
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I'm from Sunnyvale Trailer Park. |
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Sunnyvale? Right. |
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Certainly. |
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Yeah? |
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The gentleman from the trailer park |
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Just a sec. |
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You have files on my kitties? |
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Hi. |
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Right. So we had a few phone calls. |
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Mr. Lahey was concerned |
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They were probably drunk calls |
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Well... I think concern was making him |
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We collected 27 cats. |
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or neutered, |
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They all had to be needled. |
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They were showing signs |
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We don't condone neglect. |
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She started giving me the gears |
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and this and that, |
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Look. I had it figured out. |
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And calculated how much time |
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and it was all gonna work, |
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Point being... |
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that makes me a neglector. |
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I know, you're right. |
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I'll take them right now. |
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No. I'm afraid not. |
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$127 a cat times 27, you come up |
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Jenn? Could you do a |
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Yeah. |
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Hey! |
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Come in after hours to see your cats. |
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Julian! |
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Fuck! |
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No. He got out. |
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What the fuck is Ricky doin'? |
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Look, don't tell him Randy and Lahey |
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He'll fucking freak out and attack them. |
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That's the last of my worries anyway. |
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120 bucks per cat! |
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We'll figure that out, okay? |
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And why's he hidin'? |
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Man, you scared the fuck out of me. |
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I thought you were the cops. |
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I told you to cover that up. |
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It's almost done. |
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What the fuck is that!? |
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We had to steal it to rob the liquor |
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My goodness... |
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Where did you get the fucking dope |
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It's awesome. Fucking SS. |
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It's the company car. |
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How much money's left? |
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Well, I had to buy tools. |
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which is going to go on tomorrow, |
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You spent all the fucking money. |
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Well, you gotta spend money |
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that's the way business works, okay? |
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Actually, no, it's not. |
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You keep your money, |
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That's how you fucking make money. |
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And who the fuck made you in charge |
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Who came up with the 4-year |
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Success. Yeah. Guess what? |
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Can everybody just stop fighting? |
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Since you don't even understand |
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why don't I show you, get in the car. |
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Is that one of those fucking |
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Yes. |
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Give it back. Give it-- |
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What in the fuck happened |
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I was... messin' around. |
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He got drunk and high |
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He fucked up. |
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You did that yourself?. |
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No. I know. |
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Yeah, it sucks. It sucks moose balls. |
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Give me my fucking thing. |
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Look! It's Shitwinkle and Cocky. |
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What the fuck are those idiots doing? |
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So much is riding on this. |
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We have all the tenants in the |
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And we have to put the sewer line |
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And I am confident. |
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that Julian's gonna see the light. |
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and he's gonna accept my offer, |
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Julian... I gotta talk to you |
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Because if he doesn't, |
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Take a look at this trailer. |
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Look at it. It's falling down. |
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It needs to be destroyed. |
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I've had it appraised. |
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Julian. I'm willing to offer you $1,400 |
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And a chance for a new life |
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You see this trailer? |
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My grandmother used to own that trailer. |
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I'm gonna start up a business |
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It's gonna be called Success Auto Body. |
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The wheels are already in motion, okay? |
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Okay, Julian-- |
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Look-- |
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Yeah, okay. I'm going. |
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I'm not gonna ask you |
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Thank you. |
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Just consider the important nature. |
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You'd be a hero! |
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We're tired. If you guys wanna |
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maybe have a couple of drinks |
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Success Auto Body... |
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Randy, see... there's no need of you |
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Just... there's no need of that |
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Like, if you're gonna disrespect us, |
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I could piss all over your new car, |
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If you're gonna disrespect us, |
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Ricky, fuck off, Ricky... |
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Just let them drive away. |
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Very nice car. It is. I like it a lot. |
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You stared at his cock enough, Randy. |
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Thanks for coming down to see us. |
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Just remember: |
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You just remember: |
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Bubbles... |
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Sorry about the hair, bud. |
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Yeah, yeah... |
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What the fuck is he talking about? |
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You know what, Ricky? |
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I wasn't gonna tell you. |
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My fuck... |
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What I'm gonna do to them |
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We can't just fucking let them |
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Ricky is a problem. |
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But... I'm hoping that he'll go |
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and that maybe we can turn over |
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What do you want, Ricky? |
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Fucking talk to the 2 of you guys |
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Randy, get in the house, Randy. |
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You can't just go around shaving |
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It was an accident, Ricky. |
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You'd better clear out of this park. |
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You're not welcome here. |
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Ricky, this is home invasion, bud. |
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Ricky, calm down. Calm down! |
| 00:20:57 |
Calm down. Listen, just calm down. |
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What the fuck do we |
| 00:21:02 |
I was doing my hair |
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It was an accident, Ricky. |
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Calm down. Eat some rings. |
| 00:21:08 |
I'd love some fucking onion rings. |
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Just don't go crazy here, okay? |
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You deserve this, Randy. |
| 00:21:15 |
You like that? |
| 00:21:17 |
Guess what? You're getting |
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'cause nobody shaves |
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What are you doing?! Ricky! |
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Stop fucking squirming. |
| 00:21:28 |
Get that away from me, Ricky! |
| 00:21:30 |
Randy, are you okay, bud? |
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Fuck! |
| 00:21:35 |
Yeah? Marker time... |
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What the fuck are you doin', Ricky? |
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Ricky... |
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Do you have any idea |
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You know what you did, Ricky? |
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I know exactly what I fucking did. |
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What the hell did you do? |
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Just came over here to talk. |
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To talk...? |
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Fucking onion rings are delicious. |
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Oh, man, you're gonna pay this time. |
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What do I owe you? |
| 00:22:04 |
Shit... I don't know |
| 00:22:07 |
He's locked himself in the bathroom, |
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What the fuck |
| 00:22:14 |
I'm getting fucking drunk tonight! |
| 00:22:16 |
Julian, it's not enough |
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relying on good looks |
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The perfect man has got a good heart. |
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Sometimes, you gotta put other people's |
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That's a good, wholesome, |
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Fuck. |
| 00:22:47 |
Holy fuck, we drank a lot |
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Why don't we order |
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Drinking is not all we did |
| 00:23:03 |
Good morning, Julian. |
| 00:23:06 |
Good morning, Julian. |
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I don't wanna sound cold, I mean, |
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you know, we've known each other |
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grow up a little bit, he's gotta... |
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Great. But I don't really want |
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You know, I have always blamed Ricky |
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but frankly, it's Julian that invents |
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and gets everybody involved, and then, |
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Hey, boys! |
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What's up, my man? |
| 00:23:45 |
What's he talking about, boy? |
| 00:23:47 |
I'm hiring for the shop. |
| 00:23:50 |
Don't worry about it now. I'm taking |
| 00:23:53 |
I'll explain all the details then. |
| 00:23:55 |
Yeah, man. Don't worry, man. |
| 00:23:58 |
Yeah, it's for the shop, man. |
| 00:24:02 |
I don't know if I'm feeling it. |
| 00:24:04 |
Take it from me, |
| 00:24:06 |
I'm gonna make it in the rap game. |
| 00:24:10 |
Same way that it's a fact |
| 00:24:12 |
that Success Auto Body |
| 00:24:15 |
It should be called |
| 00:24:18 |
I took out a full-page ad, |
| 00:24:21 |
that are gonna come, |
| 00:24:23 |
have something to eat, |
| 00:24:25 |
And all the other people will read it. |
| 00:24:28 |
Maybe even too busy. |
| 00:24:31 |
Julian got big plans. |
| 00:24:34 |
but he... |
| 00:24:36 |
he ego-writin' cheques |
| 00:24:52 |
What the fuck are the Ship Captain |
| 00:24:57 |
I've done some research, |
| 00:24:59 |
and I found out that if I did go |
| 00:25:03 |
he could actually expropriate my land, |
| 00:25:06 |
So, right now, I've gotta buy some time, |
| 00:25:09 |
get the business running. |
| 00:25:11 |
Once it's up and running, |
| 00:25:15 |
Listen... a lot of bullshit went down |
| 00:25:19 |
I just wanna clear the air, |
| 00:25:23 |
We can put this past us, Julian. |
| 00:25:26 |
But first, I want you to see |
| 00:25:28 |
what Ricky did to |
| 00:25:32 |
Randy! |
| 00:25:34 |
Nice hat, Randy. |
| 00:25:40 |
Look at this. |
| 00:25:46 |
Ricky shaved all his hair off |
| 00:25:47 |
and scribbled it in with black marker. |
| 00:25:52 |
We did what we could to fix it |
| 00:25:55 |
It still looks fucked! |
| 00:25:59 |
I demand an apology from Ricky. |
| 00:26:02 |
Just a sec. |
| 00:26:04 |
I can't believe what you did |
| 00:26:06 |
I didn't do all that. I just shaved |
| 00:26:09 |
I did the little curl, that's it. |
| 00:26:12 |
Come on. Our fucking life depends |
| 00:26:17 |
Randy? He's got something |
| 00:26:26 |
I'm sorry that you shaved |
| 00:26:30 |
It kind of made me get that done |
| 00:26:32 |
with a permanent marker, and I didn't... |
| 00:26:34 |
I'm sorry. I guess, |
| 00:26:40 |
Fuck you, then. |
| 00:26:41 |
Ricky... |
| 00:26:47 |
I don't know why you didn't just |
| 00:26:50 |
I tried... I won't come out. |
| 00:26:52 |
All right. Are you cool, Ricky? |
| 00:26:55 |
Yeah. |
| 00:26:57 |
I believe I've achieved satisfaction. |
| 00:27:01 |
I gotta talk to Jim about his offer. |
| 00:27:05 |
I'm thinking more about that deal |
| 00:27:08 |
Good. |
| 00:27:12 |
You come over tomorrow, |
| 00:27:15 |
It is fantastic. |
| 00:27:17 |
I'm sure it will help you make up |
| 00:27:19 |
Just a second, Randy? |
| 00:27:21 |
You don't need the hat, buddy, okay? |
| 00:27:24 |
Here, take it. |
| 00:27:26 |
It looks... you look good. |
| 00:27:28 |
Looks tough. |
| 00:27:29 |
Really? |
| 00:27:31 |
Yeah. |
| 00:27:34 |
Julian told him he looked tough. |
| 00:27:37 |
He does not look tough, |
| 00:27:40 |
Okay, guys, nice and steady. |
| 00:27:43 |
Keep it coming. |
| 00:27:46 |
That's it. Slow it down. |
| 00:27:50 |
All right, that's good. That's good. |
| 00:27:52 |
T. J-Roc, get over here. |
| 00:27:55 |
Now with this newspaper ad, |
| 00:27:58 |
We might have |
| 00:28:00 |
So, I want you guys to get lots of rest, |
| 00:28:03 |
All right, I can have a couple of drinks. |
| 00:28:06 |
It's gonna be an early morning. |
| 00:28:08 |
And Bubs, get rid of this church shit. |
| 00:28:11 |
Y'all took that from a church? |
| 00:28:14 |
That's cold, dog. You don't fuck |
| 00:28:17 |
Come on, now. |
| 00:28:20 |
Come on, man. |
| 00:28:22 |
It's all good, man. Just go, man. |
| 00:28:36 |
Hi! |
| 00:28:37 |
How are you doin'? |
| 00:28:39 |
Come in. |
| 00:28:41 |
Hey guys! |
| 00:28:43 |
How are you doing? |
| 00:28:47 |
Fuck. I'm sorry I let you down. |
| 00:28:50 |
I'm gotta get you out, though. |
| 00:28:54 |
See, these are all free-range kitties. |
| 00:28:58 |
Free-range kitties? |
| 00:29:00 |
That's their... whole thing. |
| 00:29:05 |
It's cool if you don't... but, |
| 00:29:11 |
Yes, please. |
| 00:29:12 |
It's kind of hard to explain, but... |
| 00:29:15 |
I have these friends, and they're... |
| 00:29:18 |
kind of like my family, and... |
| 00:29:21 |
sometimes, they do dumb things, |
| 00:29:24 |
I end up doing dumb things with them. |
| 00:29:28 |
But it's only because I love them. |
| 00:29:30 |
You know, they're... like my... |
| 00:29:36 |
Yeah... |
| 00:29:44 |
Are you feeling that yet? |
| 00:29:54 |
Man... |
| 00:29:57 |
Fuck, I love kitties. |
| 00:30:02 |
Could something bad actually |
| 00:30:04 |
if I don't get them out of here soon? |
| 00:30:06 |
It'll just cost too much |
| 00:30:10 |
Yeah... |
| 00:30:11 |
Well, my friends are trying to raise |
| 00:30:21 |
Perfect! |
| 00:30:24 |
I don't know, Julian, |
| 00:30:26 |
You guys wanna come in for a tour? |
| 00:30:29 |
We can't have a great opening |
| 00:30:31 |
Man. I'm sorry I fucked up, man. |
| 00:30:34 |
Steel roll-up garage door I put in. |
| 00:30:37 |
Come on in! |
| 00:30:40 |
All brand-new concrete floors. |
| 00:30:42 |
All new lighting. |
| 00:30:46 |
Ricky did that. Nice job, Ricky. |
| 00:30:48 |
Thanks, Bubs. |
| 00:30:51 |
All the paints ready to go. |
| 00:30:55 |
All the tools are hung up, ready to go. |
| 00:30:58 |
This is a professional-looking |
| 00:31:02 |
I need to do my sound check. |
| 00:31:04 |
Yeah, but what is it? A big concert? |
| 00:31:08 |
So why don't you replace it |
| 00:31:10 |
Listen, it's about opening up |
| 00:31:12 |
With J-Roc performing. |
| 00:31:16 |
Listen, hold on. Boys... |
| 00:31:18 |
Let's go meet the customers. |
| 00:31:19 |
Come on. |
| 00:31:30 |
Yo! |
| 00:31:33 |
Yo! |
| 00:31:34 |
Hey, excuse me, Julian? |
| 00:31:36 |
When do I rock the mic, dog? |
| 00:31:39 |
Just wait for some customers. |
| 00:31:41 |
Just keep waitin', then. |
| 00:31:44 |
Yeah! |
| 00:31:45 |
Yeah!... Yeah... |
| 00:31:48 |
Yeah... |
| 00:31:49 |
J-Roc... |
| 00:31:50 |
Oh my! |
| 00:31:58 |
Hey, Jim. |
| 00:32:02 |
Julian, what you managed |
| 00:32:05 |
in such a short time is... |
| 00:32:10 |
I think you'll find that you've got |
| 00:32:13 |
I'm willing to sweeten my offer: |
| 00:32:18 |
and I'll foot all the bills. |
| 00:32:20 |
You're the one who fucking had us |
| 00:32:24 |
We're victims of our own actions. |
| 00:32:28 |
The stupider you are, the more you pay. |
| 00:32:31 |
Yeah? Well, the more fucked you are, |
| 00:32:35 |
I hope you make the right decision, |
| 00:32:39 |
or things could get really nasty. |
| 00:32:41 |
2 minutes for looking so whack. |
| 00:32:44 |
The two of you race in this slut |
| 00:32:47 |
with your painted hair? |
| 00:32:49 |
You going back to Baldhead Rock, |
| 00:32:52 |
Stay out of the old park! |
| 00:32:54 |
Go on and play |
| 00:32:58 |
You know what, Julian? |
| 00:33:01 |
I'm not sure what success |
| 00:33:04 |
but I don't think this is it, man. |
| 00:33:06 |
I'm going to see the old man. |
| 00:33:14 |
Come on, Julian! |
| 00:33:18 |
Can't give up. I can't give up. |
| 00:33:22 |
Maybe I should have just went |
| 00:33:24 |
Well, it's an idea. |
| 00:33:30 |
Here we go. |
| 00:33:32 |
Can't not be feelin' it |
| 00:33:35 |
Like a shorty with the thickness |
| 00:33:37 |
And we been over this |
| 00:33:40 |
'Cause you can't not be feelin' this |
| 00:33:42 |
Man, it's over, man! |
| 00:33:44 |
You don't turn my track down |
| 00:33:47 |
Ain't nobody here, man! |
| 00:33:51 |
Ain't nobody feelin' it. |
| 00:33:55 |
What are you talking' about. |
| 00:33:57 |
Ain't nobody feelin' this, man. |
| 00:33:59 |
What are you doing? |
| 00:34:03 |
J-Roc. I was feeling it. |
| 00:34:07 |
Positive thinking. |
| 00:34:15 |
There's one thing I gotta know baby |
| 00:34:19 |
Can you open that soul |
| 00:34:22 |
Hey, Rick! |
| 00:34:24 |
Oh my, fuck. Dad! This is it? |
| 00:34:26 |
Come on up, man! |
| 00:34:31 |
This is your new house? |
| 00:34:35 |
Buddy! Hey, man! |
| 00:34:37 |
Watch your step here. |
| 00:34:45 |
So, how are things going? |
| 00:34:47 |
Success isn't doing so good. |
| 00:34:50 |
Not one customer, Dad. None... |
| 00:34:54 |
Fuck, buddy, it's... |
| 00:34:56 |
The problem is that... it's Julian, man. |
| 00:34:59 |
He's... always running off |
| 00:35:02 |
But that's his dream. |
| 00:35:05 |
Dad... I mean, I do. |
| 00:35:09 |
I just... |
| 00:35:11 |
I feel so stu... |
| 00:35:14 |
and I don't know if I could do it |
| 00:35:15 |
Don't... I don't wanna hear |
| 00:35:18 |
Lucy's telling me you're gonna get |
| 00:35:21 |
I am. |
| 00:35:22 |
I mean, think about that. |
| 00:35:24 |
You know, there's nobody in our family |
| 00:35:27 |
I've never even met anybody |
| 00:35:29 |
and you're almost there, man. |
| 00:35:31 |
That's smart. |
| 00:35:33 |
Well, I do have one pretty good idea. |
| 00:35:36 |
Yeah? |
| 00:35:37 |
I don't even know why it came to me, |
| 00:35:40 |
You can get them anywhere, |
| 00:35:42 |
They're all over the place. |
| 00:35:44 |
Put a light in the top, |
| 00:35:47 |
Everybody's going to the mall buying |
| 00:35:49 |
There's no good dope around. |
| 00:35:52 |
I could sell them one of these things, |
| 00:35:56 |
which I would make |
| 00:35:58 |
and they'd have a pound of weed |
| 00:36:01 |
Rick, listen to me, man. |
| 00:36:04 |
That's a brilliant idea. |
| 00:36:06 |
Yes, and you can do it. |
| 00:36:09 |
You know what these are, right? |
| 00:36:11 |
Just regular battery cables. |
| 00:36:15 |
All through life, man. |
| 00:36:17 |
you've hooked one battery cable |
| 00:36:21 |
You need that. |
| 00:36:23 |
But you've always taken this battery |
| 00:36:29 |
and you hooked it to Julian. |
| 00:36:32 |
So, you hooked it to Julian. |
| 00:36:34 |
Okay. |
| 00:36:35 |
You're startin' your dreams... |
| 00:36:40 |
You see? See what I'm saying? |
| 00:36:43 |
what you gotta do is take |
| 00:36:46 |
that's been on Julian's battery, |
| 00:36:50 |
Feel it now? |
| 00:36:52 |
Now, start it up. |
| 00:36:55 |
You are totally fucking right. |
| 00:36:58 |
Go. |
| 00:37:00 |
Look. Dad, you just make everything |
| 00:37:04 |
I mean, Julian's thing |
| 00:37:07 |
I gotta do something for me, |
| 00:37:09 |
I'm not gonna let |
| 00:37:11 |
So... I'll help him out |
| 00:37:13 |
but I'm doin' my own business now. |
| 00:37:14 |
I came to this neighbourhood. |
| 00:37:17 |
There's green bins everywhere, |
| 00:37:19 |
And these people live in these houses. |
| 00:37:20 |
you can take whatever |
| 00:37:22 |
and they don't care, |
| 00:37:25 |
they think you're not a criminal. |
| 00:37:50 |
Ricky, just... hang on! |
| 00:37:55 |
Check these out, Bubs! |
| 00:37:58 |
Oh, my God! |
| 00:38:01 |
They're not fucking around! |
| 00:38:04 |
Hi, little fella. |
| 00:38:08 |
It's gonna totally work. |
| 00:38:10 |
How much loot |
| 00:38:12 |
Quite a bit, I think, and if it does, |
| 00:38:15 |
is helping you with your cats. |
| 00:38:17 |
It's awesome and everything, |
| 00:38:21 |
Time is... you know... |
| 00:38:24 |
It's gonna take some time. |
| 00:38:26 |
My fucking head is driving me nuts! |
| 00:38:28 |
Do you ever get your head |
| 00:38:31 |
and it keeps talking to itself, and... |
| 00:38:33 |
So I started studying, and my dad, |
| 00:38:36 |
Fuck, what is that? |
| 00:38:38 |
That's thinking. |
| 00:38:41 |
Thinking. You're thinking. |
| 00:38:43 |
You know, your brain's probably |
| 00:38:46 |
that have never been used. |
| 00:38:48 |
That's all that is? |
| 00:38:52 |
Well, one of the thinks I had was that |
| 00:38:55 |
and help me study, and I'll cut you in. |
| 00:38:58 |
We'd be like a team. |
| 00:39:00 |
You'll cut me in on this |
| 00:39:03 |
It's a fuck of a lot better |
| 00:39:06 |
Look. |
| 00:39:14 |
Jesus, look at Randy's head. |
| 00:39:18 |
He looks like a goddamn weevil. |
| 00:39:21 |
Hey, Julian. |
| 00:39:23 |
How's it going, Jimmy? |
| 00:39:27 |
This is it! Full-treated sun deck |
| 00:39:30 |
Piss shack will be going in |
| 00:39:33 |
Full cathedral ceiling. |
| 00:39:35 |
Hallelujah |
| 00:39:37 |
Vinyl mullions in all the windows, |
| 00:39:40 |
You've got oak veneer panelling |
| 00:39:43 |
We got matching ebony microwave, |
| 00:39:45 |
and a dishwasher which Bo-Bandy |
| 00:39:48 |
Good work. Bo-Bandy. |
| 00:39:50 |
Full electric heating. |
| 00:39:52 |
You have laundry, second entrance. |
| 00:39:54 |
and a beautiful master bedroom |
| 00:39:58 |
But this is the piece de resistance. |
| 00:40:01 |
Tadam! |
| 00:40:02 |
Full complementary bar. |
| 00:40:05 |
Let me freshen your drink, |
| 00:40:07 |
Where did you get that picture |
| 00:40:09 |
Bubbles, if you wanna drop over, |
| 00:40:12 |
I might have a little deal for you, too. |
| 00:40:14 |
Julian, strike while the iron's hot. |
| 00:40:18 |
It's a nice trailer, and... |
| 00:40:22 |
Great. Sign right here. |
| 00:40:25 |
What about my business? |
| 00:40:27 |
What about your business? |
| 00:40:29 |
Julian. I can give you 6 months |
| 00:40:31 |
I'll sweeten the pot. Look! |
| 00:40:33 |
We could set your business up |
| 00:40:35 |
Yeah, but then, I'll be paying lot |
| 00:40:38 |
Julian, step outside. |
| 00:40:41 |
Look at this wonderful side yard. |
| 00:40:43 |
This is fucking nice. |
| 00:40:50 |
Come on, Rick! |
| 00:40:52 |
Come on, hurry up! |
| 00:40:54 |
You should've let me go first. |
| 00:41:11 |
I paid 4 grand for this car, |
| 00:41:14 |
Yeah? |
| 00:41:18 |
Well, that's good, Julian. |
| 00:41:20 |
How about I unload it, |
| 00:41:22 |
so you can put it towards your cats |
| 00:41:26 |
Really? |
| 00:41:29 |
That would be awesome, but... |
| 00:41:31 |
I know what this limited edition |
| 00:41:35 |
Bubs, your cats mean way more to me |
| 00:41:37 |
than this limited edition Monte Carlo SS |
| 00:41:41 |
You mean more to me. |
| 00:41:46 |
I love you, you big goof. |
| 00:41:49 |
I love you too, Julian. |
| 00:41:52 |
I think Julian... |
| 00:41:55 |
really likes that trailer. |
| 00:41:59 |
He said he wasn't even going to move. |
| 00:42:02 |
Yeah, but that was what he said, |
| 00:42:05 |
Look, if you'd saw his body language. |
| 00:42:07 |
I saw him. He was just doing... |
| 00:42:09 |
I... I saw it. He said he's staying. |
| 00:42:13 |
Randy... he's playing sexy hardball |
| 00:42:18 |
I think we should have a little drink |
| 00:42:21 |
Just a little sip of beer. One sip. |
| 00:42:23 |
You can't be serious. |
| 00:42:27 |
Just one sip. |
| 00:42:29 |
This is real beer with alcohol in it. |
| 00:42:32 |
Just one beer. Look, I'm never going |
| 00:42:36 |
Look. Celebratory sip. |
| 00:42:38 |
It's alcohol! |
| 00:42:40 |
Randy, it doesn't count. |
| 00:42:43 |
Randy, my problem's with hard liquor. |
| 00:42:46 |
Look, the... Just let it go. |
| 00:42:48 |
Let it go. |
| 00:42:52 |
2 years... |
| 00:42:54 |
It's just been a countdown |
| 00:42:57 |
Asshole... |
| 00:43:00 |
You're a fucking alcoholic! |
| 00:43:02 |
2 years, and you just flushed it |
| 00:43:06 |
Liquor makes me think, Randy! |
| 00:43:07 |
Liquor makes me think, Randy! |
| 00:43:10 |
This is whack, dog. |
| 00:43:12 |
This is bullish. It's greasy. |
| 00:43:14 |
I thought you were down |
| 00:43:16 |
Bubs, you gonna be okay? |
| 00:43:19 |
All right, well, |
| 00:43:53 |
All right, let's get this over with. |
| 00:43:56 |
T. I changed my mind. |
| 00:43:59 |
What are you talkin' about? |
| 00:44:01 |
Some weird shit's gonna go down. |
| 00:44:03 |
Look, man, you just need to relax. |
| 00:44:06 |
Everything's gonna be all right. |
| 00:44:09 |
And it ain't worth fucking up |
| 00:44:11 |
It ain't worth it. We should bust. |
| 00:44:12 |
Look, we just need to do this, |
| 00:44:15 |
There's gonna be a lot of hos out |
| 00:44:17 |
I don't give a fuck. I'm gonna bust. |
| 00:44:21 |
Sorry, dog. |
| 00:44:23 |
We don't have all fucking night here, |
| 00:44:27 |
T, what the fuck is going on? |
| 00:44:29 |
What, he's bailing? |
| 00:44:31 |
Yeah, man. |
| 00:44:39 |
Come on, let's burn it. |
| 00:44:45 |
Go, Ricky! |
| 00:44:55 |
Ricky, your trunk's on fire. |
| 00:44:57 |
I know! Don't be a pussy, man! |
| 00:45:14 |
Did you clean the onion ring crumbs |
| 00:45:17 |
Yes. I cleaned the onion rings |
| 00:45:19 |
You're not gonna eat those goddamn |
| 00:45:21 |
Just shut up. |
| 00:45:23 |
You're getting all greasy. |
| 00:45:25 |
You've never been this fat |
| 00:45:27 |
No. |
| 00:45:29 |
Jeez... |
| 00:45:32 |
God! This is disgusting. |
| 00:45:33 |
You don't want to go to Cuba |
| 00:45:36 |
I don't wanna go to Cuba. |
| 00:45:39 |
They have dope in Cuba. |
| 00:45:41 |
Randy! |
| 00:46:04 |
Hey, guys! |
| 00:46:05 |
Off the deck, please. Off the deck. |
| 00:46:07 |
Julian, right? |
| 00:46:09 |
Your car was reported stolen |
| 00:46:12 |
Are you kidding me? |
| 00:46:16 |
At 4 a.m., under the bridge. |
| 00:46:18 |
Fuck! What were you |
| 00:46:21 |
I was paintin' a car last night |
| 00:46:25 |
Anybody working with you |
| 00:46:27 |
No. |
| 00:46:28 |
Well, so far, |
| 00:46:32 |
You know... |
| 00:46:34 |
in the arson of his own car. |
| 00:46:37 |
They're investigating him. |
| 00:46:39 |
I appreciate what he was trying to do. |
| 00:46:43 |
Fuck! |
| 00:46:48 |
Hey, Bubs! |
| 00:46:50 |
Hey, Mr. Lahey! |
| 00:46:56 |
The job of Garden Manager comes |
| 00:47:00 |
The salary starts at 16.5, |
| 00:47:03 |
Guaranteed, it's an awful lot easier |
| 00:47:07 |
working at a body shop for a living. |
| 00:47:08 |
Spent a lot of time |
| 00:47:10 |
Very well-appointed kitchen. |
| 00:47:13 |
Extremely comfortable bed, and... |
| 00:47:17 |
full shower, |
| 00:47:19 |
once we get the sewer hooked up. |
| 00:47:21 |
So... did Julian mention anything to you |
| 00:47:26 |
No, not really. I mean, he's |
| 00:47:30 |
How's that going? |
| 00:47:38 |
Hey, Chris! What's up, man! |
| 00:47:41 |
Can I park here? |
| 00:47:47 |
Small tokes, man. |
| 00:47:49 |
Thanks, man. |
| 00:47:51 |
Jail Outreach. Grade 12. |
| 00:47:54 |
Yeah, cameras. |
| 00:47:56 |
I'm telling you right now: |
| 00:47:59 |
Yeah. Just a bit of green. |
| 00:48:01 |
I don't plan on coming back here, |
| 00:48:04 |
I just want you to put that away. |
| 00:48:08 |
Yeah, I'll just give you |
| 00:48:10 |
Thanks, man. |
| 00:48:11 |
Want to boost me up |
| 00:48:16 |
Okay, cool. |
| 00:48:20 |
10 more minutes left in the exam. |
| 00:48:22 |
10 more minutes. |
| 00:48:25 |
So, this must be the... |
| 00:48:29 |
Yeah. |
| 00:49:19 |
Hey, buddy! |
| 00:49:33 |
Yo! Yo! What's going on, T? |
| 00:49:38 |
What's going on with you, man? |
| 00:49:42 |
I'm just working, man! |
| 00:49:44 |
Let me ''aks'' you something |
| 00:49:47 |
Anyone all up in your eyes |
| 00:49:50 |
No, man. |
| 00:49:54 |
You shook? |
| 00:49:55 |
Julian didn't shook. I didn't shook. |
| 00:49:58 |
Well, I didn't shook. |
| 00:50:01 |
I don't shook about nothing in my life |
| 00:50:04 |
I'm livin' large, man. |
| 00:50:06 |
Record label comin' |
| 00:50:08 |
Man, don't even talk to me about that |
| 00:50:11 |
You're always... |
| 00:50:13 |
Don't suck your teeth at me! |
| 00:50:15 |
Don't suck your teeth at me! |
| 00:50:17 |
Don't give me no reason to suck them |
| 00:50:20 |
Once he realizes not to |
| 00:50:23 |
we can have a nice conversation, |
| 00:50:25 |
But it could have got really ugly. |
| 00:50:27 |
And I don't like it when motherfuckers |
| 00:50:29 |
So don't be sucking your teeth at me. |
| 00:50:31 |
I don't like sucking them. |
| 00:50:33 |
When I sucked them. I was like... |
| 00:50:37 |
I don't even recognize |
| 00:50:39 |
'Cause we had a dream, the 2 of us. |
| 00:50:42 |
Now, he's talking about how he doesn't |
| 00:50:44 |
Now suddenly. I'm one motherfucker |
| 00:50:46 |
in the whole dream by myself. |
| 00:50:48 |
It was more dope when it was |
| 00:50:51 |
'cause it was only 50% of the dream |
| 00:50:54 |
Whatever happened to the 2 of us? |
| 00:50:57 |
You know what happened, man. |
| 00:50:59 |
What happened? Where did you go? |
| 00:51:02 |
Where are you at? |
| 00:51:04 |
Go on to your oil change. |
| 00:51:26 |
Can I get you another wine cooler? |
| 00:51:30 |
No more wine coolers. |
| 00:51:33 |
You drank all my wine coolers? |
| 00:51:34 |
There was only a couple left, Randy. |
| 00:51:37 |
For fuck's sakes! |
| 00:51:39 |
you and I. |
| 00:51:40 |
No shit! |
| 00:51:43 |
Tell me what the fuck |
| 00:51:45 |
What? Start talking. |
| 00:51:48 |
It's old stuff. |
| 00:51:50 |
Listen, if you're gonna be |
| 00:51:52 |
why don't you explain why you're hiding |
| 00:51:55 |
I don't hide pictures of Julian |
| 00:51:57 |
I don't know what |
| 00:51:58 |
You promised me you were never |
| 00:52:01 |
And I haven't! You promised me |
| 00:52:04 |
And you are! |
| 00:52:06 |
Beer or wine coolers is not drinking, |
| 00:52:08 |
It is drinking! I think you've been |
| 00:52:10 |
We agreed. No more man-whoring. |
| 00:52:14 |
You're out of your goddamn mind! |
| 00:52:17 |
ever since Ricky shaved your head, |
| 00:52:19 |
If you go on the hard liquor again, |
| 00:52:24 |
Are you ready, Bubs? |
| 00:52:26 |
Fuck, I get nervous about things |
| 00:52:28 |
I hope we've wired it right. |
| 00:52:34 |
Nice work! |
| 00:52:37 |
Hang on, they're smoking a bit. |
| 00:52:39 |
It's just the foil. |
| 00:52:42 |
How's it going, boys? |
| 00:52:45 |
How did you do on your test, man? |
| 00:52:48 |
I think I fucking aced it. |
| 00:52:50 |
No way! |
| 00:52:52 |
Congrats, man! |
| 00:52:53 |
Check this shit out, boys! |
| 00:52:57 |
Dope is success. |
| 00:52:59 |
You don't need business plans or charts |
| 00:53:02 |
You hiring? |
| 00:53:04 |
What, you'd actually come work for me? |
| 00:53:06 |
If that means getting his cats back, |
| 00:53:09 |
Well, I got no problem with that, |
| 00:53:12 |
This is my thing. |
| 00:53:14 |
You're the boss, bud. |
| 00:53:16 |
Think of the money we can make |
| 00:53:21 |
Who the fuck is that coming? |
| 00:53:23 |
Fuck, it's Lahey. |
| 00:53:26 |
Howdy, guys! |
| 00:53:29 |
Guess who's back |
| 00:53:36 |
Fuck. I'm sorry, Jim. |
| 00:53:39 |
What the fuck do you want? |
| 00:53:43 |
Actually, Ricky, |
| 00:53:46 |
looking for someone to be my friend. |
| 00:53:48 |
Looking for friends, are you? |
| 00:53:52 |
Friendly Lahey out for a couple |
| 00:53:55 |
or Fucky. The Drunk Clown? |
| 00:53:59 |
Ricky, you never know... |
| 00:54:03 |
when the circus is gonna come to town. |
| 00:54:05 |
You better stand back, buddy. |
| 00:54:10 |
You fucking drunk prick! |
| 00:54:13 |
I should've fucking known it. |
| 00:54:18 |
Why is it that every fucking thing |
| 00:54:23 |
I probably don't need |
| 00:54:25 |
but we have another massive failure |
| 00:54:27 |
Goddamnit! |
| 00:54:30 |
Fuck this bullshit! |
| 00:54:32 |
We're going to the animal shelter, |
| 00:54:36 |
I got this planned out, |
| 00:54:39 |
And don't argue with me. |
| 00:54:41 |
But I can't... |
| 00:54:44 |
Why do we have to fucking back in? |
| 00:54:48 |
And I want us to pull in the right way |
| 00:54:51 |
Now listen. Stick to the plan |
| 00:54:55 |
All right? This is a McMillan 383. |
| 00:55:01 |
Now the excess magnetization |
| 00:55:06 |
coupled with the reverse polarity |
| 00:55:10 |
should allow a Nova Scotia health card |
| 00:55:16 |
Come on, baby. Ching, fuck it! |
| 00:55:18 |
Come on, boys. Okay, now wedge |
| 00:55:20 |
'cause now that I've overruled |
| 00:55:23 |
Julian, go in position B. You guys, |
| 00:55:28 |
I can't believe that worked! |
| 00:55:31 |
Stay out here... |
| 00:55:33 |
Come on! |
| 00:55:36 |
Grab these boxes. |
| 00:55:40 |
Shut the fuck up! |
| 00:55:42 |
Ricky, you're agitating them. |
| 00:55:44 |
Keep it down! |
| 00:55:46 |
Listen to them now. They're |
| 00:55:49 |
Shut the fuck up! |
| 00:55:52 |
You're just agitating them. |
| 00:55:55 |
Get the fuck going. |
| 00:55:59 |
Listen to the fucking dogs! |
| 00:56:01 |
You motherfucker! |
| 00:56:03 |
Someone's coming. |
| 00:56:06 |
Do you know how much |
| 00:56:10 |
Fuck, boys... |
| 00:56:13 |
We gotta keep grabbing... |
| 00:56:15 |
Roof! Roof! You fucking like |
| 00:56:17 |
I'm grabbing these cats first. |
| 00:56:20 |
Julian, the dogs are ruining everything. |
| 00:56:23 |
They won't leave me alone. |
| 00:56:25 |
They ripped my beautiful pants. |
| 00:56:29 |
Bubbles, come in. |
| 00:56:31 |
You know how fucking long |
| 00:56:33 |
Can't even get them anymore. |
| 00:56:35 |
Jesus! |
| 00:56:42 |
Ricky, what are you doing? |
| 00:56:45 |
Bubbles, I forgot my fucking pants! |
| 00:56:48 |
Jesus, boys, which card is it? |
| 00:56:50 |
I can't remember. |
| 00:56:53 |
Let me out! |
| 00:56:56 |
Guys, get me out of here! |
| 00:56:59 |
The cops are coming. |
| 00:57:01 |
What? |
| 00:57:03 |
Sorry, T. |
| 00:57:06 |
Sorry, man, they have my fucking |
| 00:57:08 |
Fuck! |
| 00:57:14 |
Don't move! Stay where you are! |
| 00:57:23 |
Hey, des tu me, Julian? |
| 00:57:24 |
I don't want to talk to him |
| 00:57:27 |
Can I ''aks'' you something real quick? |
| 00:57:29 |
whose DJ's in jail |
| 00:57:31 |
Tell me it ain't true, dog. |
| 00:57:34 |
Where the fuck is T at? |
| 00:57:37 |
Where's he at? |
| 00:57:40 |
My fuck. I feel bad for you right now |
| 00:57:42 |
'cause I'm about to bip you in the eye. |
| 00:57:43 |
Bip! Bip! |
| 00:57:45 |
If you want to hit me |
| 00:57:49 |
All right. Shut your eyes |
| 00:57:51 |
'Cause I'll tumble right now. |
| 00:57:54 |
Wait! |
| 00:57:55 |
I was in charge. |
| 00:57:59 |
All right, it's my fault T's in jail. |
| 00:58:01 |
And you have no idea |
| 00:58:13 |
Motherfucker, Bubbles, |
| 00:58:16 |
It is. |
| 00:58:17 |
And I'm... sorry. |
| 00:58:20 |
So you fucked up. |
| 00:58:22 |
My DJ's in jail. |
| 00:58:24 |
That's all because |
| 00:58:28 |
Yeah. |
| 00:58:32 |
B, you should feel terrible. |
| 00:58:36 |
What the fuck do you think |
| 00:58:39 |
Another man in jail |
| 00:58:41 |
Go on with your stripe-shaped head. |
| 00:58:43 |
It's whack and I'm not feeling it. |
| 00:58:45 |
I know it is. |
| 00:58:47 |
Enjoy your success, man. |
| 00:58:49 |
Hope it smells nice on the outside |
| 00:58:54 |
Wanna see success, Julian? |
| 00:58:58 |
Keep your eyes on this! Yo! Yo! |
| 00:59:15 |
1 little piggy... |
| 00:59:17 |
2 little piggies... |
| 00:59:20 |
3 little piggies. |
| 00:59:23 |
What about our food? |
| 00:59:25 |
Randy, I decided to lay off the food |
| 00:59:29 |
You were right. |
| 00:59:31 |
I made a decision. |
| 00:59:34 |
I need this to help me get through, |
| 00:59:36 |
You had to have one drink of beer, |
| 00:59:39 |
You don't understand! |
| 00:59:40 |
The liquor's calling the shots now, |
| 00:59:50 |
Hey, Randy? |
| 00:59:51 |
Where are you going, bud? |
| 00:59:53 |
Mr. Lahey, where did you get |
| 00:59:56 |
Randy, to be perfectly honest: |
| 01:00:00 |
I need the hard liquor |
| 01:00:04 |
I'm leaving you, Mr. Lahey. |
| 01:00:08 |
Maybe it's for the best, Randy. |
| 01:00:12 |
Maybe I need |
| 01:00:18 |
Randy... |
| 01:00:20 |
Randy... |
| 01:00:22 |
Randy! |
| 01:00:24 |
You can't make it without me, bud! |
| 01:00:27 |
You'll be back. |
| 01:00:29 |
I fall |
| 01:00:32 |
To pieces |
| 01:00:38 |
Each time I see you again |
| 01:00:46 |
I fall to pieces |
| 01:00:56 |
Just me and the liquor now. |
| 01:01:04 |
Julian, I know |
| 01:01:06 |
I know you're trying to get me drunk. |
| 01:01:08 |
So, what's the big announcement? |
| 01:01:13 |
I wanna rob a bank. |
| 01:01:15 |
Rob a bank? |
| 01:01:17 |
It's not exactly robbing a bank. |
| 01:01:20 |
It's more like intercepting |
| 01:01:22 |
They're at the bank. |
| 01:01:25 |
Yeah. |
| 01:01:29 |
Julian, that's armed robbery. |
| 01:01:31 |
Fuck that. |
| 01:01:32 |
We don't need |
| 01:01:35 |
Ricky, you know how dumb |
| 01:01:40 |
They show up at the bank every Friday |
| 01:01:44 |
to collect the money deposits, okay? |
| 01:01:46 |
All we gotta do is show up |
| 01:01:48 |
dressed exactly like they are, |
| 01:01:50 |
with an armoured van, |
| 01:01:53 |
Piece of cake. |
| 01:01:55 |
If it was a piece of cake like that, |
| 01:01:59 |
and people would be walking in, |
| 01:02:01 |
'Cause they don't have the balls. |
| 01:02:02 |
Yeah, well, neither do I. |
| 01:02:04 |
Let's just enjoy our meals, okay? |
| 01:02:06 |
You guys don't have to give me |
| 01:02:09 |
Just think about it. Thanks, boys. |
| 01:02:13 |
And some more shooters and stuff, too. |
| 01:02:17 |
Give me the keys. You're hammered. |
| 01:02:19 |
I'm not fucking going home yet, guys. |
| 01:02:22 |
Everything's closed. |
| 01:02:24 |
The fucking Dirty Burger's set up |
| 01:02:26 |
I heard they're serving liquor. Come on. |
| 01:02:28 |
Come on! We're partying here! |
| 01:02:30 |
I don't wanna go drinking |
| 01:02:33 |
Shutting it down yet, boys. |
| 01:02:38 |
Just hang on. |
| 01:02:40 |
Why? |
| 01:02:44 |
Why not? |
| 01:02:46 |
Let's get some more drinks. |
| 01:02:47 |
Man-whores, Ricky. |
| 01:02:49 |
Man-whores can't do anything to you. |
| 01:02:53 |
Come on! Liquor, drinks. Come on! |
| 01:02:55 |
How did you get so drunk? |
| 01:02:58 |
You know how the liquor works! |
| 01:03:02 |
Yeah, look at the mob. |
| 01:03:04 |
Relax, Buds. Come on. |
| 01:03:07 |
Philly! Hey! |
| 01:03:09 |
Good, buddy! |
| 01:03:11 |
We need some burgers |
| 01:03:13 |
Come over here, buddy! |
| 01:03:14 |
Get a burger and a free drink |
| 01:03:17 |
Jacob! Drinks! Drinks! Drinks! |
| 01:03:22 |
Come on, son! How are you doing? |
| 01:03:24 |
Good, man, good. |
| 01:03:27 |
Come on, Bubs. Let's get some. |
| 01:03:29 |
Come on. Jacob. |
| 01:03:32 |
Let's have a burger here. |
| 01:03:34 |
Burgers and some fucking drinks, |
| 01:03:35 |
Keep your head on a swivel |
| 01:03:38 |
Let's go with the drinks. |
| 01:03:41 |
He's sucking the dart. |
| 01:03:44 |
I'm not fucking going anywhere. |
| 01:03:46 |
Are you serious? |
| 01:03:47 |
and I'm gonna have another |
| 01:03:49 |
I'm gonna eat about 4 burgers. |
| 01:03:53 |
Ricky. I'm not hanging around here-- |
| 01:03:56 |
That's Randy. |
| 01:04:00 |
That's not fucking Randy... |
| 01:04:02 |
Fuck, he's changing. |
| 01:04:06 |
What do you think he's doing |
| 01:04:11 |
He's hooking. |
| 01:04:13 |
He's hooking for cheeseburgers. |
| 01:04:19 |
Ladies and gentlemen. |
| 01:04:21 |
Moving up to the top not by stepping |
| 01:04:29 |
Must be fighting with Lahey. |
| 01:04:32 |
I'd say so. |
| 01:04:38 |
He's not a bad dancer, though. |
| 01:04:42 |
Odd thing to say, Julian. |
| 01:04:53 |
Who the fuck's the guy |
| 01:04:56 |
Don't I know that guy? |
| 01:04:59 |
He does look familiar. |
| 01:05:05 |
My Christ... He's going with him. |
| 01:05:15 |
My fuck! Check it out, boys! |
| 01:05:18 |
That fucking car |
| 01:05:20 |
is fucking awesome! |
| 01:05:22 |
66 El Camino, stroked out to a 404. |
| 01:05:27 |
Fucking mint. |
| 01:05:28 |
Posi-traction, nitrous... |
| 01:05:30 |
375 horsepower, dual exhaust. |
| 01:05:32 |
Fucking original paint. |
| 01:05:35 |
Ricky, come here. |
| 01:05:39 |
Greasy man-whores. |
| 01:05:42 |
A fucking El Camino! |
| 01:05:44 |
You gotta pop the hood. |
| 01:05:47 |
All right. I'm gonna get some drinks. |
| 01:05:50 |
Fucking party! |
| 01:05:53 |
It's time to go home. |
| 01:05:57 |
I love to party... |
| 01:06:03 |
Fucking clean! |
| 01:06:06 |
Ricky, we're going home. |
| 01:06:08 |
What a bunch of party poopers. |
| 01:06:10 |
What the fuck? |
| 01:06:13 |
coming down here |
| 01:06:15 |
Police. |
| 01:06:17 |
Stay where you are. Nobody move. |
| 01:06:20 |
Run, everybody, run! |
| 01:06:27 |
Dad, we're not fucked. |
| 01:06:31 |
We are fucked! You sons of bitches! |
| 01:06:44 |
Come on. We might need him. |
| 01:06:47 |
Fuck! |
| 01:06:51 |
Officer, we can take him home |
| 01:06:54 |
He's a really good friend of ours. |
| 01:06:56 |
We've been looking for him all night, |
| 01:06:59 |
He doesn't need jail, |
| 01:07:02 |
I need my buddies. |
| 01:07:04 |
He's good people. |
| 01:07:06 |
All right. |
| 01:07:08 |
All right. You can take him home. |
| 01:07:10 |
All right, thanks, officer. |
| 01:07:13 |
We're taking you home, buddy. |
| 01:07:15 |
Fuck off. |
| 01:07:17 |
Fuck off. |
| 01:07:19 |
Fuck, Randy! |
| 01:07:22 |
Dicks! |
| 01:07:25 |
Fuck off! |
| 01:07:28 |
Fuck... |
| 01:07:30 |
Use your legs, bud. |
| 01:07:33 |
We're going home, Randy. |
| 01:07:34 |
Fucking... You know what? |
| 01:07:36 |
Just fucking pick me up here |
| 01:07:39 |
Ricky! |
| 01:07:41 |
I gotta piss, guys. |
| 01:07:43 |
Get up. |
| 01:07:45 |
I'm tired, and I wanna go back home... |
| 01:07:48 |
and get some drinks. |
| 01:07:51 |
Randy... place. |
| 01:08:09 |
Randy. |
| 01:08:14 |
Randy. Come on, wake up. |
| 01:08:16 |
Ricky, get up. |
| 01:08:18 |
Would you mind if I stayed with you |
| 01:08:22 |
Yeah, you can stay on my deck, Randy. |
| 01:08:25 |
It will be our secret. |
| 01:08:34 |
Randy... |
| 01:08:56 |
Jim? |
| 01:08:59 |
Don't think it's any of your business. |
| 01:09:02 |
You can't expect to waltz back in here |
| 01:09:05 |
and fall back into my arms? |
| 01:09:07 |
You can't do that to me, Randy. |
| 01:09:09 |
I'm not! I'm just here |
| 01:09:12 |
My fryer, my onions... |
| 01:09:17 |
I thought you should know. |
| 01:09:20 |
I'm livin' with Julian. |
| 01:09:23 |
What did you say? |
| 01:09:25 |
I'm living with Julian. |
| 01:09:27 |
We're dating. |
| 01:09:42 |
How often you working out anyway? |
| 01:09:45 |
Just keep shoveling, okay? |
| 01:09:51 |
Won't have to go to |
| 01:09:57 |
I really hate to interrupt this! |
| 01:09:59 |
We're filling the sewer, |
| 01:10:01 |
We need to talk. |
| 01:10:08 |
Check it out. |
| 01:10:09 |
An exact duplicate, man. |
| 01:10:12 |
This is a fucking work of art, man. |
| 01:10:16 |
Well, you did a great job. |
| 01:10:19 |
'Cause I'm not doin' it. |
| 01:10:21 |
Why? |
| 01:10:23 |
Grade fucking 12 came today |
| 01:10:28 |
Randy... take the van, |
| 01:10:30 |
hide it in the dump before |
| 01:10:32 |
Sure thing. |
| 01:10:34 |
You gotta think about this, man. |
| 01:10:36 |
Well, I've thought about it, you know? |
| 01:10:39 |
Not for this. |
| 01:10:43 |
Well, basically, after today. |
| 01:10:46 |
I wanna share that with my family, |
| 01:10:51 |
Not doing jobs anymore with Julian. |
| 01:10:53 |
Not doing a bank robbery |
| 01:10:56 |
Once you have a grade 12, |
| 01:10:58 |
Why would you? |
| 01:11:02 |
I hope someday, |
| 01:11:04 |
But right now, |
| 01:11:07 |
and I can't take any more chances |
| 01:11:09 |
till he gets his shit back together. |
| 01:11:24 |
Hey, Bubbles! |
| 01:11:26 |
I came to accept that job offer. |
| 01:11:29 |
The best news of the day. |
| 01:11:32 |
Is that all hard liquor? |
| 01:11:38 |
My fuck... |
| 01:11:41 |
Glad you came to your senses, Bub. |
| 01:11:44 |
Listen, Mr. Lahey. |
| 01:11:46 |
This is only if I can get |
| 01:11:49 |
of my pay in advance. I'm sorry, but... |
| 01:11:51 |
You drive a hard bargain, Bubbles. |
| 01:11:53 |
This is just between me and you: |
| 01:11:55 |
Julian's gonna take the new trailer |
| 01:11:59 |
Look, do we have a deal or not? |
| 01:12:02 |
Absolutely, Bubs. |
| 01:12:04 |
You're gonna have your paperwork |
| 01:12:07 |
first, if you don't mind, |
| 01:12:09 |
I would appreciate if you would |
| 01:12:13 |
What? |
| 01:12:15 |
I thought I was the garden manager! |
| 01:12:18 |
Bubbles! |
| 01:12:19 |
Garden managers don't fucking wash |
| 01:12:22 |
You have many different varieties |
| 01:12:24 |
Do you want it or not? |
| 01:12:26 |
Yes. |
| 01:12:43 |
Hey, Bubs! Hey, bud. |
| 01:12:48 |
There's a... |
| 01:12:49 |
few extra-curricular activities |
| 01:12:54 |
There you go. |
| 01:12:56 |
So, I want you to take the gator over. |
| 01:13:00 |
Yes. |
| 01:13:01 |
I need you to go over |
| 01:13:04 |
come back, |
| 01:13:06 |
Mr. Lahey. I don't understand |
| 01:13:09 |
I said, get the wheelbarrow, |
| 01:13:14 |
Good work, Bubs. |
| 01:13:15 |
Okay, are you all right? |
| 01:13:24 |
A man can only take so much abuse. |
| 01:13:27 |
I've been playin' Mr. Nice Guy |
| 01:13:30 |
If Julian wants a fucking pissing match, |
| 01:13:34 |
You want a shot of Sweet Jack? |
| 01:13:37 |
That's a goddamn dirty drink. |
| 01:13:40 |
You guys wanna see something? |
| 01:13:44 |
I'm asking you. |
| 01:13:45 |
Do you wanna see me |
| 01:13:52 |
Drink, Rand? |
| 01:13:57 |
Attention! |
| 01:13:59 |
Attention! |
| 01:14:01 |
This is an emergency evacuation |
| 01:14:06 |
I repeat: evacuate immediately. |
| 01:14:10 |
Get out, everybody! |
| 01:14:12 |
Get the fuck out! |
| 01:14:14 |
Evacuate all trailers immediately! |
| 01:14:17 |
There's a construction accident |
| 01:14:22 |
What the hell is he doin'? |
| 01:14:24 |
...all trailers in this area. |
| 01:14:28 |
I repeat! Evacuate, emergency! |
| 01:14:31 |
A potential construction accident |
| 01:14:35 |
Let's get the fuck out of here! |
| 01:14:37 |
Get out of the fucking trailers! Now! |
| 01:14:52 |
No! |
| 01:15:13 |
Julian! |
| 01:15:16 |
You guys were |
| 01:15:19 |
Julian, don't look so concerned, bud! |
| 01:15:21 |
I got a cheque for 1,400 bucks from |
| 01:15:26 |
Guess what, Randy? I'm gonna |
| 01:15:29 |
Best news yet: |
| 01:15:32 |
Just up the street from me. |
| 01:15:36 |
You finally lost it, Jim. |
| 01:15:38 |
Randy... |
| 01:15:41 |
Well, guess what: |
| 01:15:43 |
which means I'm gonna rebuild it |
| 01:15:48 |
What's left to say, guys? |
| 01:15:51 |
You guys are made for each other. |
| 01:15:53 |
2 sexy guys, |
| 01:15:55 |
who don't have anything to do |
| 01:15:58 |
'cause he likes to have a little drink |
| 01:16:00 |
You're a crazy fucking drunk. |
| 01:16:02 |
Yeah? The only difference |
| 01:16:05 |
is a couple of drinks. |
| 01:16:16 |
I got the letter from the grade 12, |
| 01:16:20 |
Open it, Lucy. I can't do it. |
| 01:16:22 |
All right. Okay, ready? |
| 01:16:23 |
''Dear Richard''-- |
| 01:16:26 |
''It is our sincerest... regret to''-- |
| 01:16:30 |
48. |
| 01:16:34 |
Out of what? |
| 01:16:40 |
So, I didn't get it. |
| 01:17:13 |
Bubbles, where's Lahey? |
| 01:17:14 |
Stop what you're doing, |
| 01:17:17 |
Why? |
| 01:17:19 |
Let go! |
| 01:17:21 |
What's goin' on, Julian? |
| 01:17:23 |
You come for the keys to the trailer? |
| 01:17:25 |
I'm not movin'. |
| 01:17:30 |
Is it true what they say about you |
| 01:17:33 |
Yeah. It is. |
| 01:17:36 |
Julian... let me take care of you. |
| 01:17:39 |
You get away from me! |
| 01:17:42 |
You and I will have our day! |
| 01:17:44 |
I look forward to that day, Julian. |
| 01:18:01 |
Well, looks like I'm in now. |
| 01:18:03 |
This is the exact replica |
| 01:18:06 |
that's gonna show up at the bank today |
| 01:18:10 |
Exact in every detail. |
| 01:18:12 |
Really? |
| 01:18:13 |
Think those guys made their decals |
| 01:18:16 |
Don't pick at it. |
| 01:18:19 |
These are my hockey sticks, |
| 01:18:21 |
Trust me. |
| 01:18:24 |
Are you serious about this? |
| 01:18:26 |
Randy? |
| 01:18:28 |
They're not exactly bullet-proof. |
| 01:18:30 |
They just have to look like they are. |
| 01:18:33 |
That'd be armed robbery. |
| 01:18:35 |
I like the no guns thing. |
| 01:18:39 |
No, we just have to go talk to him. |
| 01:18:43 |
Ricky, I need to talk to you. |
| 01:18:49 |
Come over, man! This is important! |
| 01:18:53 |
We talked about this, okay? |
| 01:18:56 |
Don't be showin' up here, |
| 01:18:58 |
to do stuff I don't wanna do. |
| 01:19:01 |
Okay, this is an emergency. |
| 01:19:03 |
Just what do you mean. |
| 01:19:07 |
Lahey demolished Success Auto Body. |
| 01:19:10 |
What? |
| 01:19:11 |
Yeah, Ricky. He almost killed him. |
| 01:19:14 |
Are you fucking serious? |
| 01:19:18 |
We have to do this |
| 01:19:21 |
The armoured van is perfect. |
| 01:19:25 |
It looks real, Ricky. |
| 01:19:28 |
Julian, I failed my fucking grade 12. |
| 01:19:33 |
Jail paper came today. |
| 01:19:35 |
They said I failed |
| 01:19:44 |
You listen to me. |
| 01:19:46 |
Are you gonna let a little piece |
| 01:19:51 |
Grade 12 is inside of you, man. |
| 01:19:54 |
Just like it's inside of me, |
| 01:19:56 |
Randy only has grade 6 on paper, |
| 01:20:02 |
Come on... You've been a fighter |
| 01:20:05 |
Now shake this off. Get up! Come on. |
| 01:20:09 |
So, you're in, Bubbles? |
| 01:20:11 |
I've got no choice. I'm in. |
| 01:20:13 |
Do you know |
| 01:20:15 |
I'm at the top of my game. |
| 01:20:18 |
It's a fucking piece of paper. |
| 01:20:21 |
When do you ever care about paper? |
| 01:20:22 |
I don't. I don't give a fuck |
| 01:20:25 |
That's right, get mad. |
| 01:20:27 |
Fuck books and fuck grade 12. |
| 01:20:29 |
Even though we do... all have it in us. |
| 01:20:31 |
Yeah, Ricky, come on! |
| 01:20:34 |
I feel like doin' this. |
| 01:20:36 |
Come on. |
| 01:20:38 |
How long are we gonna be gone? |
| 01:20:40 |
You're going to have a new RV |
| 01:20:42 |
I'm in. |
| 01:20:43 |
Lucy. I'm gonna be back in 45 minutes. |
| 01:20:47 |
No big deal. |
| 01:20:55 |
No dicking around, Bubbles. In and out. |
| 01:20:59 |
I know, Ricky. I know! |
| 01:21:03 |
they're cute. |
| 01:21:05 |
Hi, Jenny, could I speak to you |
| 01:21:08 |
We're very busy, and Jenny's got-- |
| 01:21:11 |
I can't have you barging-- |
| 01:21:14 |
Bubbles? Hurry the fuck up, |
| 01:21:17 |
One Robby Baker. "11-12". |
| 01:21:21 |
You get the fuck in the van right now. |
| 01:21:25 |
Ricky, relax for 2 seconds. |
| 01:21:28 |
Jenny, don't worry about that. |
| 01:21:30 |
Listen, we're about to do something, |
| 01:21:33 |
And there's a chance that I might not |
| 01:21:38 |
Will you promise me if that happens... |
| 01:21:41 |
you'll look after my kitties, please? |
| 01:21:43 |
I promise. |
| 01:21:45 |
Yeah. |
| 01:21:47 |
Pinky swear. |
| 01:21:49 |
Thank you. Jenny. You're the best. |
| 01:21:52 |
Should never have come. Get in. |
| 01:21:54 |
Fuck! How much time do you need? |
| 01:21:56 |
Do you wanna go on a date |
| 01:21:59 |
Me and you on a date? |
| 01:22:02 |
I'd love to go on a date with you. |
| 01:22:05 |
Hurry the fuck up! |
| 01:22:08 |
Ricky, I swear the fuck on Jezebel |
| 01:22:13 |
Bubbles, I'm sorry, |
| 01:22:15 |
I'm sorry, I don't know who you are, |
| 01:22:19 |
I apologize. |
| 01:22:21 |
I'm being a dick? |
| 01:22:23 |
Do you know what's |
| 01:22:27 |
Get the fuck in the van. |
| 01:22:29 |
Look at these things. |
| 01:22:32 |
That's what they're saying |
| 01:22:35 |
Hey... |
| 01:22:37 |
I want everybody to stay cool, |
| 01:22:40 |
If you stay cool, no one will know |
| 01:22:44 |
Let's go. |
| 01:23:18 |
My God, man! It's locked! |
| 01:23:23 |
Sorry, guys. |
| 01:23:26 |
Here you go, guys. |
| 01:23:28 |
All right... thank you. |
| 01:23:38 |
Give me a hand, man. |
| 01:23:42 |
Randy, come on. |
| 01:23:44 |
You gotta go home. |
| 01:23:45 |
You gotta get out of here right now! |
| 01:23:48 |
They're gonna rip you off, Randy! |
| 01:23:51 |
You wanna fucking fight? |
| 01:23:55 |
My, Jesus. Look over there. |
| 01:23:58 |
Mr. Lahe... |
| 01:24:01 |
Julian, come in. |
| 01:24:10 |
Fuck, fuck, fuck! |
| 01:24:14 |
Guys, get the fuck out of here! |
| 01:24:17 |
Mr. Lahey... Fuck! |
| 01:24:20 |
Fuck, Lahey, you can't... |
| 01:24:22 |
Guys, guys. It's just a drunk guy. |
| 01:24:24 |
He's in love with... our driver. |
| 01:24:27 |
Fuck! What the fuck are you guys |
| 01:24:29 |
Just a documentary crew |
| 01:24:31 |
but you're not supposed |
| 01:24:32 |
I told you to stay the fuck outside. |
| 01:24:35 |
Seriously, we got this. |
| 01:24:37 |
How dare you let Randy... |
| 01:24:40 |
get involved in your little shit fever. |
| 01:24:42 |
Jim, you are out of line right now. |
| 01:24:47 |
That's why I'm here! |
| 01:24:49 |
And I don't wanna see you go to jail |
| 01:24:53 |
I fucking love you too, Jim. |
| 01:24:56 |
Let's talk about this back at the park. |
| 01:24:58 |
What did you say? |
| 01:24:59 |
Let's talk about this back-- |
| 01:25:02 |
Yeah, the other thing. |
| 01:25:06 |
Yeah. |
| 01:25:09 |
I knew it all along. |
| 01:25:14 |
There's a lot of fucking rumours |
| 01:25:17 |
about you loving Randy, |
| 01:25:18 |
What are you talking-- |
| 01:25:21 |
I just did that to get him |
| 01:25:23 |
Okay. Let's get out of here, then. |
| 01:25:26 |
I heard that, Julian. |
| 01:25:30 |
I heard that... |
| 01:25:33 |
You didn't actually think |
| 01:25:37 |
Hey, bud? Going up? |
| 01:25:50 |
Julian! |
| 01:25:53 |
I'm afraid, help me! |
| 01:25:55 |
My fuck! |
| 01:25:56 |
Julian! I'm gonna jump, |
| 01:26:00 |
Jim! |
| 01:26:02 |
Keep calm! |
| 01:26:03 |
What the fuck is wrong with you! |
| 01:26:05 |
Why do you always gotta |
| 01:26:07 |
and keep fucking us around like this!? |
| 01:26:10 |
I'm sexy, aren't I? |
| 01:26:12 |
I'm a lot more sexy than Randy, |
| 01:26:15 |
Randy? |
| 01:26:17 |
Julian said he loved me. |
| 01:26:19 |
But he was lying, don't trust him. |
| 01:26:22 |
He was lying, and I'm flying! |
| 01:26:24 |
Boys, what are we gonna do? |
| 01:26:27 |
He's not gonna jump, Jim! |
| 01:26:29 |
I do love you, but just as a friend! |
| 01:26:32 |
Not enough, Julian! Not enough. |
| 01:26:35 |
He's gonna jump. |
| 01:26:37 |
Here's a little drinky-poo for you! |
| 01:26:39 |
Have a good life, shit weasel! |
| 01:26:41 |
Julian, if he jumps, |
| 01:26:43 |
that's gonna be on your head. |
| 01:26:45 |
He's looking for attention. |
| 01:26:47 |
We don't go up, and fucking |
| 01:26:49 |
Guys, guys! He's gonna jump! |
| 01:26:53 |
Wait in the van for 4 minutes. |
| 01:26:55 |
head back to Sunnyvale. |
| 01:26:57 |
Are you fucking kidding me? |
| 01:27:00 |
I'm not... fucking in love with him. |
| 01:27:02 |
Get in the van. This is unbelievable. |
| 01:27:05 |
Get the fuck in the van. In the van. |
| 01:27:13 |
Jim! |
| 01:27:16 |
Hi, Julian. |
| 01:27:18 |
What are you doin'? |
| 01:27:21 |
Randy told me. |
| 01:27:23 |
He said that you and him were dating. |
| 01:27:25 |
We're not dating. |
| 01:27:29 |
So, you don't love him? |
| 01:27:33 |
Say you love me, Julian. |
| 01:27:35 |
Just tell me one time |
| 01:27:39 |
Lie to me. |
| 01:27:41 |
I can't. |
| 01:27:43 |
Is there ever a chance |
| 01:27:46 |
No. |
| 01:27:49 |
Hurry the fuck up! |
| 01:27:54 |
The bottle's empty, Julian. |
| 01:27:56 |
I'm flying out of here! |
| 01:27:58 |
Wait! |
| 01:28:01 |
Just one more drink... |
| 01:28:04 |
out of my glass before you go. |
| 01:28:11 |
Thanks, Julian. |
| 01:28:17 |
My last drink. |
| 01:28:20 |
I finally did it! I quit drinking! |
| 01:28:26 |
Julian... Julian, you tricked me! |
| 01:28:30 |
Holy shit! |
| 01:28:31 |
Gimme that. |
| 01:28:35 |
Just shut the fuck up! |
| 01:28:38 |
You love me, don't you! |
| 01:28:39 |
We're doing a robbery right now. |
| 01:28:42 |
Act normal. |
| 01:28:44 |
No problem, Julian. |
| 01:28:47 |
Act normal, right? |
| 01:28:55 |
What is he doin'? |
| 01:28:58 |
What the fuck, boys! Just go! |
| 01:29:01 |
All right, put this on, |
| 01:29:04 |
Julian, I got something |
| 01:29:08 |
What? |
| 01:29:10 |
You're gonna sign it |
| 01:29:12 |
Randy, get out here |
| 01:29:14 |
You promise? |
| 01:29:16 |
We need to leave. |
| 01:29:19 |
Money cops... |
| 01:29:21 |
Stay calm. |
| 01:29:23 |
They're gonna shoot. |
| 01:29:25 |
Stop! |
| 01:29:26 |
Okay, let's smoke a big joint. |
| 01:29:36 |
A camera marker. |
| 01:29:38 |
Go to your van! |
| 01:29:41 |
Are you okay? It's just a fat wound. |
| 01:29:44 |
Don't let me die, Ricky. |
| 01:29:47 |
Stay low. |
| 01:29:49 |
Okay, okay... |
| 01:29:52 |
Come on, Randy. |
| 01:30:05 |
Just drive normal, Julian. Don't do |
| 01:30:08 |
Come on, get us out of here. |
| 01:30:10 |
I don't hear any cops. |
| 01:30:13 |
Fuck, it's Lahey. |
| 01:30:15 |
Pull over! I wanna take Randy |
| 01:30:17 |
It's just a fat wound! |
| 01:30:19 |
Get the fuck out of here! |
| 01:30:25 |
Come on! |
| 01:30:29 |
What are you doing? |
| 01:30:30 |
What are you doing? |
| 01:30:32 |
let me do this. |
| 01:30:35 |
You just get back in the car. |
| 01:30:38 |
If I don't get the fucking sewer |
| 01:30:41 |
This is what has to happen right now. |
| 01:30:44 |
Go to a bar, have a couple of drinks. |
| 01:30:48 |
Ricky... |
| 01:30:50 |
We're on now, bud. |
| 01:30:53 |
I'll be ahead of you. |
| 01:30:55 |
Stay away from us. |
| 01:30:57 |
You can't run fast enough. |
| 01:31:01 |
I'm in charge now. |
| 01:31:16 |
Fuck off, leave us alone! |
| 01:31:24 |
What the fuck are you doing?! |
| 01:31:26 |
How you doin', Ricky! |
| 01:31:28 |
Shit... I'm livin' the dream. |
| 01:31:31 |
But first, I gotta take a little piss. |
| 01:31:40 |
Get us out of his piss arc! |
| 01:31:42 |
You wanna start a little piss war, |
| 01:31:44 |
Go ahead, piss on us! |
| 01:31:47 |
I'm going to piss on him, Julian. |
| 01:31:49 |
What? Ricky! |
| 01:31:54 |
Boys, the cops are behind us. |
| 01:31:57 |
Speed it up! |
| 01:32:01 |
Pull up to him, Bubbles! Steady it! |
| 01:32:03 |
Ricky, what the fuck are you doing? |
| 01:32:06 |
Shit! |
| 01:32:11 |
Fuck! Ricky! |
| 01:32:17 |
I'm gonna work up |
| 01:32:19 |
You're in fucking shit. |
| 01:32:21 |
Gimme that fucking bottle, |
| 01:32:23 |
Look what you've done! |
| 01:32:27 |
Mr. Lahey. I'm not going to make it! |
| 01:32:31 |
What the fuck? |
| 01:32:35 |
Hey, camera dicks, look out! |
| 01:32:51 |
Sorry, boys. I rolled her. |
| 01:32:56 |
Cock! |
| 01:33:01 |
All right, everybody |
| 01:33:03 |
It's just a big misunderstanding, |
| 01:33:06 |
There's a guy in his underwear |
| 01:33:09 |
Easy! |
| 01:33:11 |
Let go of my drink. |
| 01:33:15 |
You can't do this kind of shit |
| 01:33:17 |
It's the guy in the underwear you want! |
| 01:33:20 |
Fucking Jesus... |
| 01:33:22 |
We didn't even cause this, guys. |
| 01:33:25 |
Okay, boys, |
| 01:33:26 |
I'm arresting you for robbery, |
| 01:33:30 |
public urination... |
| 01:33:31 |
Who the fuck is that? |
| 01:33:35 |
My fuck! It's you! |
| 01:33:37 |
What are you talking about? |
| 01:33:38 |
You're the fucking undercover |
| 01:33:40 |
Grand larceny, public intoxication... |
| 01:33:44 |
Will you stop it... |
| 01:33:46 |
He's reading us our rights |
| 01:33:48 |
Reckless endangerment. |
| 01:33:49 |
I want him checked. |
| 01:33:52 |
Do the breath thing to him. |
| 01:33:54 |
No. I'm not drunk. |
| 01:33:56 |
This is gonna be good for our fucking |
| 01:33:59 |
I told you I'm not drunk! |
| 01:34:01 |
I had one lousy drink! |
| 01:34:02 |
Yeah, buddy! |
| 01:34:04 |
It's this documentary crew! |
| 01:34:06 |
With the microphone in his hand! |
| 01:34:08 |
And this fucking camera dick, |
| 01:34:09 |
You fucking guys caused this accident. |
| 01:34:12 |
We didn't do shit! We didn't do shit! |
| 01:34:14 |
What the fuck is this van right here? |
| 01:34:18 |
Told you not to come in the bank. |
| 01:34:36 |
I don't know if you heard the news, |
| 01:34:38 |
but we're getting out of here in |
| 01:34:41 |
the arresting officer was drunk, |
| 01:34:43 |
And our lawyer said |
| 01:34:45 |
So, I guess we'll see you guys |
| 01:34:47 |
But I recommend not following us |
| 01:34:51 |
Yeah, guys, when we get out |
| 01:34:54 |
please fuck off with the cameras. |
| 01:34:57 |
Yes. I created a programme called |
| 01:34:59 |
Cats For Inmates. |
| 01:35:02 |
I contacted the jail outreach programme. |
| 01:35:04 |
and we are able to bring in a bunch |
| 01:35:08 |
to come and play |
| 01:35:10 |
And, yeah! It's been this huge success. |
| 01:35:15 |
Apparently, there's been |
| 01:35:18 |
amongst the inmates. |
| 01:35:19 |
and they're really enjoying |
| 01:35:22 |
I know. I... I'm really happy about it. |
| 01:35:28 |
Jenny's just a fantastic girl. |
| 01:35:32 |
She said she's gonna wait for me |
| 01:35:34 |
and she wants to go on a date. |
| 01:35:37 |
So, I might. I don't know if she... |
| 01:35:41 |
but... I'm thinking I'd like that. |
| 01:35:49 |
It's healing up pretty good? |
| 01:35:50 |
No one knows |
| 01:35:52 |
My guess is he's probably |
| 01:35:59 |
Subtitles: Arigon |
| 01:36:11 |
What's liquor without the love? |
| 01:36:13 |
A glass of shit. |
| 01:36:30 |
Can I get another drink here, please? |
| 01:36:36 |
Today, on MTV News, |
| 01:36:38 |
major developments |
| 01:36:40 |
How did a completely unknown MC |
| 01:36:42 |
go from playing video dances |
| 01:36:45 |
to 5 sold-out shows at Massey Hall, |
| 01:36:47 |
and a major label bidding war |
| 01:36:50 |
of 14 previously unreleased albums? |
| 01:36:53 |
With 16 years of determination, |
| 01:36:56 |
No matter how tough it got, |
| 01:36:59 |
I met up with him in Toronto |
| 01:37:01 |
on the release of his new single. |
| 01:37:05 |
So congratulations on all your success, |
| 01:37:08 |
It is big, dog. |
| 01:37:11 |
Aliya-Jasmine. |
| 01:37:12 |
You know what I'm sayin'? |
| 01:37:15 |
You know, there's a lot of label buzz |
| 01:37:18 |
The industry's talking about you. |
| 01:37:20 |
Hum, but I understand |
| 01:37:23 |
Let me get something straight, dog. |
| 01:37:25 |
Straighter than them big, |
| 01:37:27 |
I wanna be very clear |
| 01:37:30 |
My new record's called |
| 01:37:33 |
And that ain't exploitin', |
| 01:37:35 |
Because he is in jail right now, |
| 01:37:38 |
That's just the reality of my troops. |
| 01:37:40 |
What exactly happened to you DJ? |
| 01:37:44 |
Suffice to say, dog, |
| 01:37:45 |
he did some robberization. |
| 01:37:48 |
And some B&Es. Yeah! |
| 01:37:51 |
He ain't gone away forever, dog. |
| 01:37:54 |
Which I won't... I'm not at... |
| 01:37:57 |
what exactly he was doin' up in there, |
| 01:38:01 |
And when he's out, he's gonna taste |
| 01:38:04 |
T, this is for you and me, dog. |
| 01:38:08 |
pound it, know what I'm saying? |
| 01:38:11 |
Hands up, let's go! |
| 01:38:15 |
Oh, yeah! Yeah! |
| 01:38:18 |
Put your hands up, yo! |
| 01:38:20 |
Can't not be feeling this |
| 01:38:22 |
Can't not be feeling this |
| 01:38:25 |
We've been over this |
| 01:38:28 |
'Cause you can't not |
| 01:38:30 |
J-Roc's got the quickness |
| 01:38:33 |
Like a shorty |
| 01:38:35 |
We've been over this |
| 01:38:37 |
'Cause you can't not |
| 01:38:39 |
Hey yo can I get a witness |
| 01:38:41 |
One of you all to testify |
| 01:38:43 |
You want a hint |
| 01:38:46 |
Played out all your ladies |
| 01:38:48 |
I'll tell you this |
| 01:38:51 |
Shorties in the club |
| 01:38:53 |
They don't be they just wish |
| 01:38:55 |
They got R-O-C |
| 01:38:57 |
SPL bliss bein' this MC |
| 01:38:59 |
And like Tarzan |
| 01:39:02 |
So go ahead boy |
| 01:39:04 |
If you'll excuse me ladies |
| 01:39:06 |
You can't not |
| 01:39:08 |
I said you can't not |
| 01:39:10 |
J-Roc's got the quickness |
| 01:39:12 |
Like a shorty |
| 01:39:15 |
We've been over this and over this |
| 01:39:17 |
Everywhere I look |
| 01:39:19 |
Like some hot air Chinook |
| 01:39:21 |
This one her name is Sharon |
| 01:39:24 |
Whose name is Sharon |
| 01:39:26 |
And unhookin' their apparel |
| 01:39:29 |
Just darin' them to pair up |
| 01:39:30 |
Loudest joints are blarin' |
| 01:39:32 |
They're barin' underwear |
| 01:39:34 |
Then the 3 of us slip out |
| 01:39:37 |
There's a lot of ladies out tonight |
| 01:39:40 |
Lot of ladies out tonight |
| 01:39:42 |
Lot of ladies out tonight |
| 01:39:45 |
Yo J-Roc's got the quickness |
| 01:39:47 |
Like a shorty |
| 01:39:50 |
We've been over this |
| 01:39:52 |
Hey you down |
| 01:39:54 |
Lot of ladies out tonight |
| 01:39:56 |
Lot of ladies out tonight |
| 01:39:59 |
Show them hands! |
| 01:40:01 |
Come on, y'all sluts. |
| 01:40:04 |
J-Roc's got the quickness |
| 01:40:07 |
Like a shorty |
| 01:40:09 |
We've been over this |
| 01:40:11 |
Hey you down |
| 01:40:14 |
J-Roc's got the quickness |
| 01:40:16 |
Like a shorty |
| 01:40:18 |
We've been over this |
| 01:40:21 |
Hey what'd y'all get |
| 01:40:22 |
Blam, blam yo! |
| 01:40:26 |
Peace out. Massey Hall. |
| 01:40:29 |
Seriousness! |
| 01:40:35 |
Yo! |
| 01:40:38 |
One love, stay in school, kids. |
| 01:41:05 |
Well I'm howling for my baby |
| 01:41:10 |
Standing in the rain |
| 01:41:15 |
Yes I'm howling for my baby |
| 01:41:19 |
People ain't this a shame |
| 01:41:23 |
Well she left a note |
| 01:41:27 |
Said I don't wanna see you anymore |
| 01:41:30 |
And the rain fell down on my head |
| 01:41:34 |
Said open the door babe |
| 01:41:39 |
And let me in |
| 01:41:43 |
I said open the door babe |
| 01:41:48 |
Don't make me knock down the door |
