Trailer Park Of Terror

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00:00:51 Man! Ain't nothing better than Two
00:00:56 You damn right, Floyd.
00:00:59 He started it all.
00:01:03 and I would sit down with some popcorn
00:01:06 Mmm-hmm. He was like
00:01:09 He started it all. There wouldn't be
00:01:13 - The Chainsaw Massacre...
00:01:16 - We saw the original right here.
00:01:18 Yeah. Y'all gotta watch it.
00:01:20 Tune in next week.
00:01:23 Next week? Blacula.
00:01:25 Oh, man. When you are right,
00:01:29 They are gonna be so scared,
00:01:34 That's what gonna happen.
00:01:35 Tune in, 'cause this
00:01:39 And it's the only show you got here.
00:01:41 Tune in, or I'll shoot you dead!
00:01:44 Yes, siree!
00:01:45 You all better tune in
00:01:54 Pretty girl.
00:02:10 Today's the day, babe.
00:02:58 You come work for Miss China.
00:03:00 Give Asian massage.
00:03:06 - Well, hey, Norma!
00:03:10 Hey, Freddie.
00:03:11 - You ain't leaving me, are you?
00:03:15 Where you slinking off to like that,
00:03:18 I don't recall giving you permission.
00:03:20 I don't answer to you.
00:03:22 - What's it matter to you, anyway?
00:03:26 It don't matter a damn.
00:03:29 Aaron's coming here.
00:03:31 Aaron?
00:03:34 Oh, now. Lookee here!
00:03:38 - Look at that, baby. Yeah.
00:03:40 - He's here for me.
00:03:42 - Marv...
00:03:44 to places like this for girls like you, Norma.
00:03:48 They come for something else.
00:03:50 And I was just figuring
00:03:51 Get out of my way!
00:03:53 ...how sweet you are
00:03:55 You ain't never gonna lay a hand on me
00:03:59 What's wrong?
00:04:06 You ain't never getting away
00:04:09 Well, you looking like a bitch in heat.
00:04:11 Y'all can shove that possum right up
00:04:14 You don't fucking talk to me like that.
00:04:21 I smell fresh meat!
00:04:30 - Norma, you ain't leaving us, are you?
00:04:33 But it's our business so you mind your own
00:04:44 Well, here come Norma, so hot and sweet
00:04:52 She's looking just like a dog in heat
00:04:59 I bet that bitch can turn a crank
00:05:06 And make a dead man come
00:05:14 Hi.
00:05:17 Hi, Aaron.
00:05:21 - These are for you.
00:05:25 I prefer roses.
00:05:26 What the hell do you think
00:05:28 Me and Aaron here
00:05:32 Just ignore him. He don't know
00:05:36 Hell, ain't you just like the rest of us,
00:05:39 No. I'm not.
00:05:41 Hell, Norma, you got us under your skin.
00:05:44 - Let's get outta here.
00:05:47 Let's mind our manners.
00:05:49 Marv, leave us the fuck alone.
00:05:50 We gotta make sure his intentions are pure.
00:05:55 We was watching out for you. Your
00:06:00 Get outta the way, Stank.
00:06:02 - Roach, give me those keys.
00:06:04 You are a rich boy, ain't you?
00:06:07 No. I bought it on my own.
00:06:08 Yeah, not everybody's
00:06:11 Did you hear that, Marv?
00:06:14 We got ourselves an achiever on our hands.
00:06:16 Well, well. An achiever.
00:06:18 - Goddamn world-beater.
00:06:20 I'm just talking to Big Bank Hank here.
00:06:23 Figure I might wanna hire him
00:06:26 You could use an apprentice,
00:06:27 - You cannot find good help these days.
00:06:30 You need good help,
00:06:33 to keep up with sweet cheeks here.
00:06:35 - Don't touch her!
00:06:36 I'm gonna tell you something else.
00:06:38 You gonna need some skill and experience.
00:06:40 - The kind that a man has, not a boy.
00:06:45 Just going to a dance.
00:06:47 - Put it back!
00:06:49 - Hey, mister!
00:06:52 I'm gonna give you
00:06:55 Don't be expecting on your honeymoon,
00:06:58 to look for pure water,
00:07:02 - And it's...
00:07:05 Hell, yeah! Boy, be a hero!
00:07:09 - Let's see how big a one he is!
00:07:13 Hell, Stank,
00:07:18 Fuck you, Roach.
00:07:35 No, no. Aaron! Aaron!
00:07:40 Oh, my God.
00:07:44 You pack of murdering
00:07:48 Fuck you! Fuck you! Huh, Marv?
00:07:54 You want to touch me? You...
00:07:59 Baby, I'm sorry.
00:08:10 All I ever wanted... All I ever wanted was
00:08:16 Not the fucking whore that you think I am!
00:08:23 Get me outta this fucking hellhole!
00:08:30 You can all go straight to hell!
00:09:44 Howdy.
00:09:46 You don't look so good.
00:09:56 I said you don't look so good, honey.
00:10:00 Do I know you?
00:10:02 No, you don't. But I know you.
00:10:06 Everybody around here does.
00:10:09 You're Norma, the trailer-park queen.
00:10:16 - Get out of my way!
00:10:21 grows up with nothing,
00:10:24 - It's just the natural order of things.
00:10:28 A lot. I know a lot.
00:10:32 I been around a long time, and I've seen
00:10:39 Yeah? Well, whose fault is it then?
00:10:42 It's their fault.
00:10:44 There's people holding you down,
00:10:48 keeping you on their level,
00:10:51 taking away everything you ever had
00:10:57 How do you know about that?
00:11:01 Listen to me. Do you want to get even
00:11:05 with everybody, with this shit,
00:11:11 If you want to get even,
00:11:16 You see, I always say,
00:11:22 Or one that's been shit on all her life.
00:11:27 You know, the weaker ones among us
00:11:29 that violence never pays.
00:11:33 I am not one of those people.
00:11:38 I say therein lies salvation
00:11:45 and eternal gratitude.
00:11:47 Now, do we have a deal?
00:12:00 We have a deal.
00:12:54 Norma.
00:13:07 No! No!
00:13:27 Let's all get outta here now!
00:14:06 Born into this life,
00:14:13 But they held on like demons
00:14:19 Never let me be
00:14:24 So come to me, Satan
00:14:35 Come take me, please
00:14:44 I've lived, I'm done
00:14:57 I'm tired as can be
00:15:56 All right, people, let's go.
00:16:00 Make it quick.
00:16:08 Jesus!
00:16:09 Hey, y'all.
00:16:11 My name is Bridget, and I'm a quitter.
00:16:14 No. Actually, I guess,
00:16:17 That's why Mommy and Daddy
00:16:20 - Fuck you, Alex.
00:16:23 So that means I can do whatever I want
00:16:26 - No, you don't know anything about me.
00:16:30 Like I don't know you turned to a liar
00:16:34 But then I guess God just decided
00:16:37 Thank you, God.
00:16:42 - What do you fucking want?
00:16:45 - or are you always like this?
00:16:48 I'm always like this.
00:16:54 I'll tell you what, computer boy.
00:16:59 and then kicked your fucking face in
00:17:01 until your whole goddamn queer body
00:17:06 - that would be sad.
00:17:09 Hey, that's enough!
00:17:13 Amber, you got something
00:17:15 Respect, people!
00:17:18 - Stop staring at my ass, Jason.
00:17:22 I don't know anything about your ass.
00:17:23 Whoa, whoa! Yo, Twinkie.
00:17:25 Haven't you noticed in the time
00:17:28 - Hey, people!
00:17:30 - Yeah.
00:17:31 Hey, hey. Hey!
00:17:33 Get inside. We gotta get back on that bus.
00:17:42 Officer. How are you?
00:17:59 Just running hauls up in Cincinnati...
00:18:04 I don't know why
00:18:06 Please be advised,
00:18:09 across middle Tennessee,
00:18:13 These storms are associated with strong
00:18:40 Vertical Trinity. What's that about?
00:18:43 Dragging us up to the mountains
00:18:46 Something like that.
00:18:58 Hope you plan
00:19:02 Yes, ma'am, he does.
00:19:04 a severe storm warning
00:19:07 Travelers are well advised to seek shelter.
00:19:09 This is a dangerous storm
00:19:13 and a strong possibility of tornadoes.
00:19:16 We are now getting reports of flooding
00:19:20 and the highway patrol has closed
00:19:23 Just great.
00:19:25 Travelers, please be advised,
00:19:28 are moving across middle Tennessee,
00:19:39 That's some bunch of hell raisers
00:19:41 They're not as tough
00:19:43 Nothing a good crack upside the head
00:19:46 No, no. At Vertical Trinity, we don't believe
00:19:51 These are decent kids, they really are.
00:19:56 I think what he's trying to say
00:19:59 Language?
00:20:01 Start rounding up the others for me,
00:20:08 We're all about faith intervention.
00:20:10 By challenging these kids' limitations
00:20:13 we show them there's nothing they can't do
00:20:17 Tell you what, while you keep on believing,
00:20:21 how about you reach in your wallet
00:20:23 for the porno rags your little angel lifted?
00:20:34 - They're really not bad kids.
00:20:37 turn my head just a certain direction,
00:20:42 That ain't really worth a whole hell of a lot
00:20:46 I guess not. Let's see here.
00:20:54 - You ain't serious?
00:20:58 That there road's hell in a storm.
00:21:01 And it ain't even real good
00:21:06 - He ain't from around here, is he?
00:21:12 you wanna take a left,
00:21:22 All right, hey! You two got about
00:21:30 A full five more than you need, right,
00:21:39 - Excuse you, Goth whore.
00:21:44 Hey, let's get a move on, troops...
00:21:48 - You know you want this.
00:22:08 I got her! Hey, Tiff!
00:22:14 Hey, Tiff. Hey! What are you...
00:22:19 Do you know
00:22:20 I think I have an idea.
00:22:22 I finally get some shit,
00:22:24 Jesus, Tiffany. Did you not get
00:22:28 Yeah. A serious crave.
00:22:31 But thanks for helping me with that, mom.
00:22:33 You know what? The bus is leaving.
00:22:35 - Now.
00:22:36 - Now.
00:22:39 Jesus, this sucks!
00:23:54 Yeah. Do it. Do it. Do it.
00:24:08 Hey, yo, Pastor. We there yet?
00:24:16 For real, though. I just wanted to
00:24:22 It was enlightening.
00:24:25 No, really.
00:24:30 In fact, you got a whole bus full of them.
00:24:33 But, no, seriously, though. I'm seeing
00:24:37 I mean, take my man Michael here.
00:24:40 I mean, I think the dude's
00:24:45 Tiffany, I think she's just gonna
00:24:49 instead of scoring the hard shit all the time.
00:24:53 Jason, he's laughing, man,
00:24:58 He's downgraded his shoplifting
00:25:02 Which is good, 'cause the amount
00:25:08 And my girl Bridget, yo, her days
00:25:14 She's just strictly
00:25:17 Man. Her days of telling tall tales about her
00:25:26 Take my old girl Amber.
00:25:31 I guess there's just some people
00:25:34 - You know what, Alex? This is a process...
00:25:59 Jesus Christ.
00:26:03 Everybody all right? Anybody hurt?
00:26:06 My head. My...
00:26:11 - Oh, fuck!
00:26:17 - Looks like a dead zone.
00:26:24 - There's no keys, nothing!
00:26:28 - I don't get it.
00:26:30 - in the middle of the damn road?
00:26:34 Yeah, it is fucking weird. I guess we'll
00:26:37 - Fuck you!
00:26:40 What?
00:26:43 - Dude, look at the sign!
00:26:44 - The thing is probably long gone by now.
00:26:47 No!
00:26:49 We're stranded in a thunderstorm,
00:26:53 There won't be any freaks there.
00:26:55 But if there are,
00:26:59 Hey, don't you think
00:27:06 Bridget, wait up.
00:27:11 Come on, baby. Catch up.
00:27:18 Hey, there's a light!
00:27:25 I cannot believe
00:27:35 Come on, guys.
00:27:42 Come on, let's get out of the rain now.
00:27:49 Hello?
00:27:50 Anybody home?
00:27:56 Hello?
00:27:58 Hello?
00:28:01 We've had an accident.
00:28:06 Oh, ma'am.
00:28:10 A man in my home.
00:28:12 - This is really awkward.
00:28:17 Children? Goodness, children!
00:28:19 Oh, where are my frigging manners?
00:28:22 Sit! Sit. Sit, sit, sit!
00:28:26 Okay, I'm just gonna put my face on.
00:28:29 - If we could just use the phone.
00:28:38 I still think somebody should have
00:28:40 Let's just relax.
00:28:43 How is she going to help us
00:28:47 Maybe she has a car.
00:28:48 Yeah. Maybe she's got a private jet
00:28:52 Alex, that's not helpful.
00:28:53 Maybe she got some ponies
00:28:56 - Wouldn't that be fun?
00:29:01 Oh, shit!
00:29:04 Those are some fucking ponies.
00:29:11 Sweet tea?
00:29:13 You didn't have to do that for us.
00:29:14 Oh, it's nothing. Come on.
00:29:18 Thank you.
00:29:20 - Thank you.
00:29:23 Thank you.
00:29:24 - I'm Norma.
00:29:26 We had a little accident up there in the rain.
00:29:32 - That's nice.
00:29:35 but I think we should be
00:29:45 Let me know if you all want yours
00:29:49 - This better?
00:29:54 - Look, ma'am...
00:29:56 - We could really use some help.
00:30:00 you came to the right place.
00:30:03 Jesus!
00:30:08 Now, just calm down.
00:30:10 This always happens. Don't worry about it.
00:30:12 It's gonna be fine.
00:30:15 - It's gonna be fine.
00:30:19 Great.
00:30:20 Come on. I love a scary story.
00:30:25 I know one of you has got one.
00:30:27 How about you, pepper pot? No?
00:30:31 Dark shadows, what about you?
00:30:33 Hell, you already look like
00:30:36 - I know you got a scary story.
00:30:40 Nothing.
00:30:42 - What about you, cupcake?
00:30:45 Come on, lady, look at her.
00:30:49 Screw you, Alex. You're so fucking twisted.
00:30:52 Wrong again, Tiffany.
00:30:54 - Let's knock it off, people.
00:31:01 Why don't you tell us her story?
00:31:06 Well, every picture has one, right?
00:31:11 Shall I?
00:31:15 Well, once upon a time,
00:31:18 and she lived in a kingdom
00:31:22 She lived with her mama
00:31:26 You shouldn't do it. I don't know
00:31:30 Norma, not now.
00:31:33 But you gotta see what he is, Ma.
00:31:36 I know what he is. I could do worse.
00:31:39 - Listen...
00:31:43 Damn it. I'm out of lipstick.
00:31:45 Mama, who gives a damn
00:31:48 Stank ain't got a right
00:31:50 Who says he makes me do anything?
00:31:54 What, you like it?
00:31:58 That's the art,
00:32:02 Mama, you're not a good enough actress
00:32:04 to make anybody think
00:32:09 - He don't have to make you do that.
00:32:18 Look, would you just run over to China Girl
00:32:25 Come here, honey. Come here.
00:32:28 Come sit down on your mommy.
00:32:32 I wish I knew who your daddy was.
00:32:35 - Shut up, Ma.
00:32:38 And you're so smart, and I love you.
00:32:42 But I gotta do what I gotta do,
00:32:49 So you have a choice out there.
00:32:51 - Not everybody's so lucky, honey.
00:32:58 Sorry, Mama, I gotta go.
00:33:01 Marv's paying me to help him with the load.
00:33:03 Okay.
00:33:10 Norma!
00:33:12 I'm coming!
00:33:21 You looking fine today, Norma.
00:33:50 Roach! Quit jerking off!
00:33:53 Get your lazy ass down here
00:33:56 Fuck you, Marv. I got my good shirt on.
00:34:07 Man. You're breaking my goddamn lock!
00:34:12 - You worthless piece of shit.
00:34:15 You gonna get up in there
00:34:17 or you gonna stand around
00:34:19 Hey, man, let's get something straight,
00:34:23 We got a deal.
00:34:27 You wanna gnaw on a man's pecker
00:34:31 Mack! Hey, you come now!
00:34:36 Oh, I'm coming! You know that, rice cake.
00:34:38 Hey, little girl.
00:34:39 I don't pay you to stand around
00:34:42 Now get your ass up there.
00:34:45 Get the salad dressing to Stank
00:34:48 I'm on the clock here, fucking people.
00:34:52 - Yes, sir, shithead.
00:34:55 Don't even contemplate fucking me
00:34:59 That's my jellyroll, big daddy.
00:35:02 China.
00:35:03 Number-two massage.
00:35:07 Hey, hey, hey! Easy on that product.
00:35:11 Shit! Oh, shit! Fuck!
00:35:16 You just look at one of these things
00:35:20 What the hell is that?
00:35:22 Somebody's been getting in my pot fields.
00:35:26 Nobody touches my shit. Nobody.
00:35:29 Boom!
00:35:35 "Boom!"
00:35:37 Get that shit to Stank. God damn it.
00:36:12 - Mama said to tell you she's ready.
00:36:16 Yeah.
00:36:19 Y'all take these on over to Larlene's.
00:36:22 Hell, no!
00:36:23 - Take them now, you hear?
00:36:28 I ain't asking you to! I'm telling you to!
00:36:32 There is a difference.
00:36:38 Well, we was in a shit heap,
00:36:42 But me being a brave, young,
00:36:47 well, Marv and Stank,
00:36:51 There wasn't much that could.
00:37:09 I smell meat.
00:37:14 Hello?
00:37:23 Give me my meat.
00:37:27 Come here.
00:37:33 I want to smell you.
00:37:42 Get back in here, you juicy little bitch!
00:37:49 Stupid bitch.
00:38:00 Shit, man. Marv's on the move.
00:38:02 Stank's going to heaven.
00:38:09 Thank you for the lipstick,
00:38:17 - Hey, that's my truck!
00:38:20 God damn it. Someone's stealing my truck!
00:38:22 It means some fucking redneck's
00:38:30 Do what job?
00:38:33 What's the matter with you?
00:38:36 I didn't ask you
00:38:37 I won't let you
00:38:39 I ain't paying for lip now,
00:38:43 Well, if you're paying
00:38:47 I'll even give you some ass!
00:38:49 But Stank knows
00:38:53 What the fuck's going on?
00:38:54 What, did somebody come through the
00:38:56 Put the camera down, Stank!
00:38:58 You gonna let her get by with this shit?
00:39:00 No, Sheriff, she's feisty.
00:39:02 But she knows
00:39:05 What? Your fucking pork rinds?
00:39:08 - Yeah, I've been living off that!
00:39:10 - Just let him do it and get it over with!
00:39:13 It'll just leave a few bruises.
00:39:14 You can cover them up with all that
00:39:19 Let's get this job done.
00:39:23 - Fuck you!
00:39:25 - Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you!
00:39:28 - Get your ass back here.
00:39:31 Quit fucking around and stay still!
00:39:33 Hold you back. Get in. The close shot.
00:39:37 All right.
00:39:44 Mom?
00:40:04 Oh, shit.
00:40:07 God.
00:40:09 - Did I scare ya?
00:40:13 That's a cool-ass story, lady.
00:40:18 She got the hell out of there, right?
00:40:24 Actually, no.
00:40:26 I had to finish the video
00:40:30 Oh, that is so fucked.
00:40:32 Completely fucked.
00:40:33 Hey!
00:40:36 Well, I guess
00:40:39 Being beautiful, it's a blessing and a curse.
00:40:47 Wait. You hear that?
00:40:52 Rain's stopped.
00:41:00 I want to get out of here.
00:41:01 I'll figure it out
00:41:03 Okay. Now, I've kept you guys
00:41:06 So y'all are staying here tonight.
00:41:08 I won't hear any argument. I got
00:41:12 - Hey!
00:41:15 What the fuck is this place?
00:41:17 Well...
00:41:18 you probably don't realize it,
00:41:19 but y'all are standing
00:41:23 Long ago, truckers far and wide
00:41:28 in the middle of their long haul
00:41:33 So this used to be
00:41:37 - Asian massage.
00:41:41 - I could sleep here, if that's okay.
00:41:45 Gross.
00:41:46 Don't you worry yourself,
00:41:47 I got something more upscale
00:41:51 Come on, girls.
00:41:52 Well, come on in.
00:41:54 Don't be getting shy on me now.
00:41:57 I think there's a light in here somewhere.
00:41:59 Oh, right.
00:42:03 I know, it's a bit musty in here,
00:42:07 And there's just the one bedroom,
00:42:11 - Mr. Lewis? This is worse.
00:42:15 Let's just be grateful
00:42:17 Thank you. Thank you very much.
00:42:18 Oh, no problem. This was the home
00:42:22 He served his country, and he did it proud.
00:42:25 Well, it looks like
00:42:27 - Hey.
00:42:30 Thank you. We'll survive.
00:42:34 Good night.
00:42:39 Lock the door. Lock it.
00:42:43 Check it out. It's a soft floor.
00:42:45 I wouldn't do that if I were you.
00:42:47 - It's gonna hold.
00:42:53 Ew!
00:42:56 I got the bedroom, losers.
00:43:00 There's no way I can sleep here.
00:43:02 Tiffany, it's just one night.
00:43:07 Right.
00:43:13 Ma'am, I can't thank you enough.
00:43:18 My back door's always open. Nighty night.
00:43:58 "It is with passion that we praise..."
00:44:16 You can't do this, Gordon.
00:44:37 Jesus!
00:44:42 - Dude, you freaked us out!
00:44:45 So don't be sneaking around
00:44:48 I was gonna knock, but the window
00:44:53 Where's Amber? She is here, right?
00:44:54 No, fuck-nut.
00:44:57 It's time for you two to leave.
00:44:59 What?
00:45:01 - We're not going anywhere, Amber.
00:45:05 Then you can just watch us.
00:45:09 Yeah. Yeah!
00:45:12 You like that? Yeah?
00:45:16 Yeah, you know
00:45:21 Oh, yeah.
00:45:26 It's official.
00:45:39 Sorry.
00:45:41 Damn.
00:45:42 - Just calm down, okay?
00:45:46 This place is
00:45:49 Wait!
00:46:20 You gotta be kidding me. Pink flamingoes?
00:46:27 It's a trailer park.
00:46:35 Hello?
00:46:44 Hello?
00:46:48 Oh, man.
00:46:51 Come on.
00:47:10 No, don't. I don't wanna see what's in here.
00:47:18 Just try not to think about it
00:47:54 God forgive me.
00:49:31 We shouldn't be doing it.
00:49:33 This is wrong. We gotta stop.
00:49:39 No, we can't. This is sin.
00:49:41 Well, hell, ain't that
00:49:44 This is wrong. We gotta stop.
00:49:48 Go.
00:49:56 What are you?
00:49:58 - What are you?
00:50:00 I see.
00:50:02 I'm not the same girl that you first met.
00:50:06 I'm not the girl you fell in love with?
00:50:10 Bring it back.
00:50:11 Bring it back!
00:50:13 To hell with you, Reverend!
00:50:15 Come on, bring it back!
00:50:17 Yeah? Well, how's about a little head?
00:50:30 Well, damn.
00:50:32 Don't you know it ain't good to leave
00:51:10 Hey, Mike, you hear that?
00:51:25 Hello?
00:51:32 Hello?
00:51:37 Hello?
00:51:41 Hello?
00:51:53 Whoa!
00:51:58 The Norma lady said we could stay.
00:52:01 I didn't know anybody else was here.
00:52:06 Number-one massage.
00:52:09 Come.
00:52:11 I don't know.
00:52:18 So good for you.
00:52:21 - Yes?
00:52:24 Very good for you.
00:52:28 Whoa!
00:52:41 Good boy!
00:53:03 Somebody's got smoke.
00:53:44 Yes. Such a good boy.
00:53:50 Such a big, big boy.
00:54:07 Hello?
00:54:26 Is this your stuff?
00:54:53 Fuck.
00:55:10 Stop.
00:55:12 God! Will you just fucking stop
00:55:14 Stop playing. What?
00:55:19 I have to go.
00:55:21 Go! What do you mean you gotta go?
00:55:23 - Go where?
00:55:28 Well, hurry your ass back.
00:55:42 Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
00:56:28 It's about goddamn time.
00:56:37 Oh, fuck. Oh, yeah, Amber.
00:56:41 Oh, fuck! You are such a dirty girl, babe.
00:56:47 Alex?
00:56:49 What the fuck?
00:56:52 Amber.
00:56:54 You are so fucking dead, bitch!
00:56:56 - You got that backwards, darling.
00:56:59 Howdy. I'm Marv.
00:57:05 Come here, boy!
00:57:14 Marv!
00:57:16 Get over here and tell me
00:57:19 Shit, darling. She ain't nothing.
00:57:21 She looks a little used up, if you ask me.
00:57:24 - Oh, God, God! Please help me.
00:57:26 God took his ass out of here
00:57:30 If you want help,
00:57:38 It's okay, baby.
00:57:43 Hey, Marv,
00:57:47 I just got me some inspiration.
00:57:51 What now?
00:57:54 Some fun.
00:57:57 We ain't got the goddamn time.
00:58:00 We gotta get a job done.
00:58:02 Shit! Now, God damn it,
00:58:05 and just have some fun, me and you.
00:58:07 God bless you, you're jealous.
00:58:10 It don't look good on you.
00:58:12 Well, nothing look good
00:58:14 You would.
00:58:18 Let's go, shit-stains! Come on!
00:59:23 You want a happy ending?
00:59:36 Come on.
00:59:43 No happy ending?
00:59:50 No happy ending!
01:00:04 Massage?
01:00:13 Oh, shit!
01:01:32 You took my shit.
01:01:37 Nobody touches my shit.
01:01:51 Oh, fuck! I'm tripping.
01:02:05 - You wanna go on a trip, baby?
01:02:16 Oh, man,
01:02:21 No.
01:02:24 This is the scary shit.
01:02:40 Give me a hand, baby!
01:03:20 Oh, my God!
01:03:25 Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
01:03:31 Where'd I go?
01:03:34 You can't see me.
01:03:43 Bridget.
01:03:49 Bridget. Bridget!
01:04:14 I see you, baby!
01:04:20 The King is coming!
01:05:03 Somebody help me!
01:05:16 Oh, yeah!
01:05:20 They're gonna write songs
01:05:28 Fuck!
01:05:34 Fuck! Hey! Hey!
01:05:37 You better watch your step over there,
01:05:41 You never know what kind of surprises
01:05:48 Hey, hey, could be anything!
01:05:54 Somebody help me!
01:05:56 Oh, Jesus! Tiffany.
01:05:58 Maybe I laid a mine right there.
01:06:02 You know what?
01:06:03 I can't remember
01:06:06 Boom!
01:06:18 Oh, God!
01:06:28 Hey, hey!
01:06:29 It don't matter, no way!
01:06:31 You're still fucked, honey bunny!
01:06:34 You better hope they don't put me back
01:06:38 'Cause if they do...
01:06:39 Shit, yeah!
01:06:43 Marv! Stank!
01:06:49 My penis!
01:07:04 My meat!
01:07:08 Where's my meat?
01:07:13 Where's my meat?
01:07:23 I smell meat.
01:07:43 What kind of sorry shit
01:07:48 You're half-eaten already.
01:07:59 Please, God, I don't wanna die!
01:08:04 Please. I don't wanna die.
01:08:06 Sausage biscuit, I'm sorry.
01:08:10 I think maybe you best just go
01:08:14 Missing your chicken wing
01:08:29 Honey, I was just kidding!
01:08:31 - You think I'm gonna let a prime...
01:08:33 ...piece of rump roast like you
01:08:36 No!
01:08:51 - Sit down.
01:08:55 Of course you won't tell nobody.
01:08:57 Shut the fuck up.
01:09:07 Aw...
01:09:10 - Beautiful.
01:09:12 All right, I know y'all are young
01:09:16 And I know y'all were back there
01:09:21 sex. Am I right?
01:09:28 Well, that's a goddamn
01:09:31 Pastor Lewis trying to teach
01:09:33 and you can't give him anything
01:09:40 Maybe you just ought to apologize
01:09:47 Get your black ass back on that bed.
01:09:51 - No.
01:09:54 Matthew 14:15.
01:09:57 The Bible says
01:10:02 Jesus fucking...
01:10:03 Drinking is a sin!
01:10:06 Drugs is a sin!
01:10:08 John 3:16, cuss words is a sin!
01:10:13 Acts 12! Jim Beam 40:11. Pussy's a sin.
01:10:17 Fucking's a sin! Sin! Sin! Sin! Sin! Sin!
01:10:23 Well, Reverend knows best.
01:10:27 So go ahead, apologize to the man.
01:10:31 - Go on! Say you're sorry!
01:10:35 - Okay, okay.
01:10:38 I'm sorry.
01:10:40 So, if I let you go,
01:10:45 Yes. I'll stop.
01:10:47 I'll stop.
01:10:48 Do you promise in Jesus' name
01:10:52 Yes.
01:10:54 Rev's dead, asshole!
01:10:55 Apologies ain't worth shit!
01:10:59 - Apologies ain't worth shit!
01:11:01 Go to hell!
01:11:03 Oh, I already been to hell, darling.
01:11:08 Did you get all that, Stank?
01:11:13 Fuck.
01:11:15 I forgot to hit "record."
01:11:20 Fucking idiot, Stank!
01:11:22 You don't do shit right,
01:11:25 This is what I get
01:11:38 Oh, God!
01:12:10 What the fuck was that?
01:12:12 Bitch got one of my grenades.
01:12:20 - You sure that duct tape's gonna work?
01:12:22 It don't always work. It don't always work.
01:12:25 - What did you do?
01:12:27 - What're you doing, man?
01:12:29 That goes on the inside!
01:12:31 - What's wrong with you?
01:12:32 Hey, that don't go there!
01:12:34 Trying to get the leg on.
01:12:35 Roach, you jackass!
01:12:38 Damn it, Norma. I ain't in the mood.
01:12:41 It wouldn't have happened
01:12:44 with the goddamn things in the first place.
01:12:45 Hey! Now, damn it,
01:12:48 In case you can't tell,
01:12:50 Hey, fuck the leg.
01:12:54 God damn it, Roach! If you all just listen
01:12:58 Well, we don't now, do we?
01:13:02 God damn,
01:13:06 Got blowed up
01:13:09 Just, hey, get my playing arm on
01:13:13 That's right.
01:13:14 You gotta play at our wedding.
01:13:16 That is right, Roach.
01:13:18 What is that song like? What is it?
01:13:20 - Heart Full Of Dirt.
01:13:22 Hot damn, that's it!
01:13:24 And it is gonna be beautiful,
01:13:28 It's gonna be beautiful.
01:13:31 I imagine that wedding's gonna be just
01:13:34 'cause it's only gonna be happening
01:13:38 - Nobody hurts me like my baby!
01:13:42 Kill me once,
01:13:46 - She'll come around.
01:13:48 Ain't coming around, Marvin.
01:13:49 You just come when I call.
01:14:09 Oh, now.
01:14:11 You make my south rise again.
01:14:16 What do you think?
01:14:18 Wow! You're beautiful, Norma.
01:14:21 Of course I am.
01:14:24 Too bad you boys
01:14:29 Hey! Hey, lover boy.
01:14:33 Get back over here,
01:14:35 I believe I just had
01:14:51 Oh, baby, you know you want it
01:14:57 We gonna be some sexy sinners tonight
01:15:08 Come on, now, put your hand on
01:15:12 Don't make Stank beg
01:15:16 Go on, feel that leg
01:15:23 Now head on up. Take your time.
01:15:31 Don't make me ask you twice, boy.
01:15:34 Keep going!
01:15:36 You know you wanna touch her
01:15:40 You know you gonna crush her
01:15:43 Wow, it's getting awful racy now,
01:15:46 Yeah, Stank,
01:15:50 Move it on up.
01:15:53 On up.
01:15:56 Put them hands on her neck.
01:15:57 She's a naughty little bitch
01:16:01 Go on, scratch that itch
01:16:05 You know you wanna touch her
01:16:09 Yeah, you know you gonna crush her
01:16:12 Don't be a pussy. Get on.
01:16:15 Hold on a sec.
01:16:17 It's time for my close-up.
01:16:20 Hey, there, baby doll.
01:16:22 Go away. Get the fuck away from me.
01:16:28 You know what really turns me on?
01:16:31 Little girls like you.
01:16:36 All right. I tell you what.
01:16:38 Look at me here, son,
01:16:41 - You kill her and I'll let you go.
01:16:45 At least one of you gets away.
01:16:47 Die! Die! Everybody's gonna die
01:16:52 Cry for the camera, don't be shy
01:16:58 Come on, you asshole!
01:17:02 He can't do it.
01:17:06 Come on, boy.
01:17:10 Fucking do the job.
01:17:13 You know you ain't leaving
01:17:17 Till her heart stops beating
01:17:21 Die! Die! Everybody's gonna die
01:17:26 Cry for the camera, don't be shy
01:17:46 Shut the fuck up!
01:17:48 Die! Die! Everybody's gonna die
01:17:52 Cry for the camera, don't be shy
01:17:56 Die! Die! Everybody's gonna die
01:18:00 Cry for the camera, don't be shy
01:18:07 Worked out just fine.
01:18:12 You poor pet.
01:18:13 You poor little bitch.
01:20:11 Gotta have me a little company
01:20:19 You ain't lived
01:20:22 until you've had
01:20:27 Now, it ain't quite ready.
01:20:41 Try a piece.
01:20:46 How do you taste?
01:20:49 Fuck you! You fucking freak!
01:21:14 Oh, God. Oh, God.
01:21:40 Bridget, come on, we gotta get out of here.
01:21:44 Oh, shit. Oh, shit!
01:21:46 I'm sorry.
01:22:14 You're feisty! I like that.
01:22:20 No! Stop! What do you want?
01:22:25 I want your meat, boy!
01:22:48 I found cars, come on!
01:22:50 Howdy, I'm Marv.
01:22:59 Pussy!
01:23:06 I'm your fucking bogeyman!
01:23:10 I'll get you, you fucking bitch!
01:23:13 Stank's jerky's got a few secrets to making it.
01:23:17 Best damn jerky you'll ever have in your life.
01:23:21 First secret's the marinade.
01:23:25 Stank's special recipe.
01:23:28 See, every jerky takes its own sauce.
01:23:37 Hell, I've decided
01:23:41 you just look like one of them Italian
01:23:59 This might sting a little bit.
01:24:03 Now, the second secret
01:24:08 is the most important one.
01:24:12 Before my flavored meat
01:24:17 I do something nobody else does.
01:24:29 Up we go.
01:24:36 - Yeah. See, you get a good piece of meat...
01:24:40 ...you can't just stick it up on a hook.
01:24:44 You gotta give it that little something extra.
01:24:50 Yea, though I walk through the valley of the
01:24:56 - You gotta fry it.
01:25:05 'Cause everything tastes better fried.
01:25:25 Oh, damn it. Damn it.
01:25:36 Fuck!
01:25:43 Somebody help me!
01:25:49 Come on, come on, come on,
01:25:58 I didn't say start your fucking engines!
01:26:01 Start your fucking engines!
01:26:10 Bitch!
01:26:21 Welcome to the trailer park, bitch!
01:26:24 Die, you bastards!
01:26:30 Run, bitch! Run!
01:26:39 Oh, shit!
01:27:33 Fuck this. Fuck this!
01:27:38 You know all I wanted?
01:27:40 All I ever wanted was to be loved
01:27:44 For me, God damn it!
01:27:46 Not just some Goth whore who gives it up!
01:27:49 So I try to fix things
01:27:53 Fucking backwards
01:27:58 Fuck! You know what?
01:28:02 And thanks for the favor!
01:28:13 Pretty girl.
01:28:16 Sun's coming up, Norma.
01:28:23 You go on home now.
01:28:30 Tell them Norma sent you.
01:29:07 Come on.
01:29:14 Darling, let's get you up out of here.
01:29:17 Come on.
01:29:21 Lean on me. There we go.
01:29:25 Nice and easy. Here you go. Here you go.
01:29:29 Lean on me.
01:29:31 I'll get you in there. Nice.
01:29:34 There you are.
01:29:35 Nice, honey, here you go.
01:29:37 Let me get your legs.
01:29:42 All
01:29:54 I'll take you to the truck stop,
01:29:56 and you can call somebody
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