Transformers Revenge of the Fallen

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00:00:56 Earth.
00:01:02 A species
00:01:05 Capable
00:01:10 and great violence.
00:01:23 For in our quest
00:01:26 a deeper revelation dawns.
00:01:29 Our worlds
00:01:43 Here, here.
00:02:20 Breaking news
00:02:21 There's been a major toxic spill
00:02:25 - Citizens today--
00:02:26 our topic that's
00:02:28 we will bring you
00:02:30 as we get it...
00:02:35 - What's the status?
00:02:39 Three minutes
00:02:43 Chinese airspace has been
00:02:45 One mile radius.
00:02:46 Alright, give NEST team
00:02:48 Black Hawks,
00:02:51 Ding-a-ling,
00:02:57 Any bad robot out there
00:03:07 For the last two years,
00:03:10 has taken refuge here
00:03:14 Arcees,
00:03:16 We're locked and loaded.
00:03:17 Together, we form an alliance
00:03:21 A secret,
00:03:25 Alright, that's enough.
00:03:26 Time discovered story
00:03:28 They had to evac the area
00:03:30 This makes six enemy contacts
00:03:33 We gotta make sure this one
00:03:35 so keep it tight.
00:03:36 A classified strike team
00:03:40 We hunt for what remains
00:03:44 hiding in different countries
00:03:47 Rolling Alpha
00:04:17 Alright, Ironhide.
00:04:19 We got Echo's.
00:04:22 To the stacks.
00:04:35 He's here.
00:04:38 I smell him.
00:04:43 It's close.
00:04:50 Oh, no.
00:04:51 How are ya?
00:04:53 It's three ripple.
00:04:57 Alright, everybody,
00:04:59 We're right on top
00:05:12 Ease on fire.
00:05:30 Hand to one.
00:05:33 Gunships on station.
00:05:46 We intersected a Decepticon.
00:05:50 Arcee twins,
00:05:59 Watch out!
00:06:30 I screwed that up.
00:06:34 This is kinda bad, man.
00:06:40 Three insides white.
00:06:43 Clear and fast.
00:07:01 Damn, I'm good.
00:07:12 Air support, we need Big Booter
00:07:15 Code 9-A...
00:07:18 Dropping in five, four,
00:07:35 Autobots, I'm in pursuit.
00:08:07 Pull over.
00:08:29 Punk-ass Decepticon,
00:08:31 any last words?
00:08:34 This is not your planet
00:08:38 The Fallen shall rise again.
00:08:42 That doesn't sound good.
00:08:43 Not today.
00:08:51 Come on, let's go.
00:08:53 Frankie, Mojo, out.
00:08:54 Come on, kiddo,
00:08:55 - we're on a schedule here.
00:08:57 Why are you in such a hurry
00:08:58 Did you
00:08:59 No, I got other ideas
00:09:01 and it rhymes with
00:09:08 Look what I found.
00:09:13 Oh, Ma...
00:09:14 Oh my little baby, booty boy,
00:09:18 You see this?
00:09:18 That's how
00:09:19 when you free your loins does not uncool
00:09:22 Yeah, my heart...
00:09:25 You have to come home
00:09:28 not just big ones.
00:09:29 You have to come home
00:09:31 I can't come home
00:09:33 - We'll come to you.
00:09:35 - You dress up, we'll be in costumes.
00:09:37 Would you let the kid breathe,
00:09:39 Come on, go, pack!
00:09:40 There's no way
00:09:41 for a month long trip.
00:09:42 Time-chop.
00:09:43 March, young lady.
00:09:45 - Oh, oh, Dad!
00:09:47 young lady,
00:09:49 Nah, you ain't seen nothing yet.
00:09:50 - Dad, Dad, Dad, whoa!
00:09:52 I'm watching
00:09:53 It's not a rap video.
00:09:54 Just like a coach thing,
00:09:56 That's a really creepy move
00:09:58 Look, you're the hero, uh...
00:10:01 Your mother and me
00:10:03 You're the first Witwiky
00:10:06 Now I'm crying again.
00:10:10 You're gonna be okay, Ma.
00:10:11 Now this is going to be, uh...
00:10:13 You know,
00:10:16 accept that her boy's
00:10:19 Going out to handle
00:10:22 - You okay, Pop?
00:10:24 Mojo, no dominating Frankie!
00:10:27 Get the hell of the couch,
00:10:29 Wow.
00:10:30 You see a lot of that
00:10:32 What are you
00:10:34 There's gonna be
00:10:36 Yeah, well, I'm
00:10:37 Look,
00:10:39 but you gotta give each other
00:10:41 You're no different
00:10:44 Till we discovered
00:10:46 How long are you gonna be
00:10:58 Dad, listen,
00:11:00 We're the exception,
00:11:01 Wait a second...
00:11:03 - Oh, who could that be?
00:11:06 Hey, beautiful.
00:11:08 - I'm breaking up with you, Sam.
00:11:10 You sure?
00:11:12 Well, I am, okay?
00:11:13 So there's no reason for me
00:11:16 Wow, you almost sounded
00:11:18 Guess what?
00:11:19 I made you a long-distance
00:11:21 Yeah, I got you a webcam
00:11:24 All Witwicky all the time.
00:11:26 I got you
00:11:27 that you bet that cannot be
00:11:29 Some mixes
00:11:31 Sounds cute,
00:11:32 Oh, hey!
00:11:33 You want the infamous
00:11:35 You kept your nasty,
00:11:37 Yeah, of course
00:11:39 It's like my Superbowl jersey.
00:11:41 Wow, you're pretty
00:11:42 No, it's not that.
00:11:44 It's just that my low self-esteem's
00:11:46 Do you think
00:11:48 is gonna keep me
00:11:50 You really should
00:11:51 they got cheap apartments
00:11:53 Well,
00:11:55 until I get my man child father
00:11:58 back on his feet.
00:11:59 I heard that.
00:12:00 Where did you put
00:12:01 Next to the cam shafts.
00:12:03 I love it when you say cam shafts.
00:12:07 Cam shafts.
00:12:10 God, I hate you.
00:12:12 It's my Witwicky charm.
00:12:15 Wait, hold on.
00:12:16 I guess
00:12:18 I'll be over in 20.
00:12:19 Mikaela...
00:12:21 I think this little bit Cube
00:12:28 Sam?
00:12:37 Oh God!
00:12:39 Dad, we got a fire!
00:13:00 Fire!
00:13:11 Ron, did you know
00:13:13 - this hard?
00:13:16 - Yeah, okay, I'll stop.
00:13:17 - You carry this shit.
00:13:28 - Wow!
00:13:30 I don't wanna go
00:13:31 I don't wanna go
00:13:32 I don't wanna go
00:13:34 - Alright, fine.
00:13:35 I'll call you from Paris.
00:13:49 What is all the racket?
00:13:50 - Whoa.
00:13:51 - Whoa, whoa.
00:13:59 - What was that?
00:14:04 Help me...
00:14:06 Bumblebee!
00:14:19 Oh, jeez!
00:14:26 Phone 9-1-1.
00:14:28 Bumblebee!
00:14:31 What the frick
00:14:32 What happened
00:14:34 Just go in the garage,
00:14:37 Holy mother!
00:14:41 Oh, my God!
00:14:44 I--In the garage, now!
00:14:52 Power's out!
00:14:57 Come on, you guys.
00:15:04 My house is on fire!
00:15:11 - What happened?
00:15:13 Listen, I need you
00:15:16 Put it in your purse,
00:15:17 - Sam Witwicky...
00:15:19 - A word with you.
00:15:20 - Hi, Mikaela.
00:15:21 - I have a bald spot.
00:15:22 - An old furnace, I think.
00:15:24 When you go, he goes.
00:15:26 I cannot live with
00:15:28 Judy, shh.
00:15:29 National security.
00:15:31 Look, if we stay quiet,
00:15:34 Just consider this the official start
00:15:38 Fine. If the government's paying,
00:15:40 - and a hot tub.
00:15:41 And I'm gonna skinny-dip
00:15:47 Yeah, you know
00:15:49 - He's having voice problems.
00:15:53 Bee, I want to talk to you
00:15:59 Hey.
00:16:00 I'm not taking you
00:16:03 I wanna wait outside,
00:16:07 I wanted to tell you
00:16:09 It's just that--
00:16:10 Here's the thing.
00:16:11 Freshmen aren't allowed
00:16:13 I know, and if it was up to me,
00:16:17 Look, you're an Autobot.
00:16:18 You shouldn't be living
00:16:20 I mean,
00:16:22 You deserve
00:16:24 This is hard enough, man,
00:16:25 don't make it harder.
00:16:29 Come on, big guy.
00:16:31 Look, the guardian thing is done, okay?
00:16:34 Look, I'm safe now.
00:16:36 You need to go be with
00:16:38 I just want
00:16:40 That's why
00:16:42 I can't do that
00:16:45 It's not the last time
00:16:47 Come on, don't do that. Bee.
00:16:52 But you'll always be
00:16:57 Love you, Bee.
00:17:04 Wow!
00:17:05 Between state farm and the taxpayers,
00:17:09 - You got dirt all over you.
00:17:10 - What?
00:17:12 Well, look.
00:17:14 So you think
00:17:15 through those East Coast
00:17:17 You're like the best thing
00:17:19 And?
00:17:20 - And I'll do anything for you.
00:17:24 - I think Sam's about to say the L word.
00:17:27 Nice timing, Dad.
00:17:29 I... adore you.
00:17:32 That's not the word that
00:17:34 What are you
00:17:34 It's the same word
00:17:35 - It's not the same word.
00:17:38 you forced me to say
00:17:39 Plus, you haven't
00:17:40 So don't get mad at me
00:17:41 Yeah,
00:17:42 because guys always run
00:17:44 Yeah, well,
00:17:45 Especially,
00:17:48 So this is all part
00:17:51 to keep me interested?
00:17:53 Can be.
00:17:54 Ain't those working?
00:17:57 Have a kiss.
00:17:59 We'll make it work,
00:18:31 The female has
00:18:34 Soundwave acknowledges.
00:18:38 Retrieve it.
00:19:02 Autobot twins,
00:19:08 Excuse me, excuse me.
00:19:09 Hello. What a night.
00:19:13 Yes, oh, yeah. Look here.
00:19:17 Time to get my sexy on.
00:19:19 Green, I know.
00:19:20 Green is mine,
00:19:21 Be my body...
00:19:25 - I got the green.
00:19:27 It's supposed to hurt.
00:19:55 Director Galloway,
00:19:57 Let me show you around
00:19:58 but you gotta be
00:20:00 I am now.
00:20:00 Presidential order, Major.
00:20:02 I got a message for
00:20:05 You guys made a mess
00:20:11 Alright, so this is where
00:20:14 And this area serves
00:20:19 Secured line to JCS
00:20:45 Secured line
00:20:49 Saw the Shanghai op.
00:20:52 Yes, sir.
00:20:53 We have intel that I believe
00:20:56 Now with your permission,
00:20:58 but I would like you to hear
00:21:00 Proceed.
00:21:20 You gotta wonder.
00:21:22 God made us in his image.
00:21:26 General, our alliance has countermanded
00:21:31 Each on
00:21:34 They're clearly searching
00:21:37 But last night's encounter
00:21:40 The Fallen
00:21:43 "The Fallen."
00:21:46 Origin: Unknown.
00:21:47 They only recorded
00:21:48 history of our race was contained
00:21:52 lost with its destruction.
00:21:53 Excuse me!
00:21:56 If this so-called "All-Spark",
00:22:00 why hasn't the enemy
00:22:03 like you thought
00:22:04 Director Galloway,
00:22:07 the President
00:22:09 - It's too, uh...
00:22:14 Forgive the interruption, General.
00:22:18 Excuse me,
00:22:21 After all the damage
00:22:23 the President is, uh...
00:22:25 hard-pressed to say
00:22:28 Now under the classified
00:22:34 you are agreeing
00:22:37 but not your advancements
00:22:39 We've witnessed
00:22:43 It would absolutely
00:22:47 But who are you
00:22:50 With all due respect,
00:22:52 in the field
00:22:53 We've shared blood, sweat
00:22:57 Soldier, you're paid to shoot;
00:23:00 Don't tell me.
00:23:01 And the, uh...
00:23:03 - The newest members of your team...
00:23:05 I understand they arrived here
00:23:08 An open invitation
00:23:10 embedded by no one
00:23:12 Let me stop you
00:23:14 It was bedded
00:23:16 And in my experience, the judgement
00:23:20 has always been
00:23:23 Well be that as it may, General,
00:23:26 that when our national security
00:23:29 no one
00:23:32 Now, what do
00:23:35 We know
00:23:37 classified NBE-1,
00:23:41 is resting in peace
00:23:43 at the bottom
00:23:45 surrounded by
00:23:47 and a full-time
00:23:49 We also know that
00:23:51 the only remaining piece
00:23:54 is locked in
00:23:56 here on one of the most secure
00:24:00 Decepticons,
00:24:04 And since no one...
00:24:06 can seem to tell me
00:24:10 well, there--there's only
00:24:13 You.
00:24:16 They're here to hunt you.
00:24:19 What's there to hunt for
00:24:22 "The Fallen...
00:24:25 Sounds to me like
00:24:27 So let me ask
00:24:30 that our national security
00:24:32 by denying you further asylum
00:24:38 will you leave peacefully?
00:24:41 Freedom is your right.
00:24:43 If you make that request,
00:24:47 But before your president decides,
00:24:52 What if we leave
00:25:05 That's a good question.
00:25:09 Oh, my God,
00:25:11 just look at this place!
00:25:14 I feel smarter already.
00:25:17 Ron, can you smell it?
00:25:19 Yes, smells
00:25:21 Okay, cheapo.
00:25:24 Go ahead, we'll, uh...
00:25:26 Just go ahead
00:25:36 - Hey.
00:25:38 You must be Sam, right?
00:25:39 Hey.
00:25:42 Uh, sorry, I already set up the crib.
00:25:46 - That side.
00:25:50 You know what this is?
00:25:53 Yeah, so you're trying to see
00:25:55 I'm trying to see
00:25:56 balanced and medicated enough
00:25:58 Good personal hygiene
00:26:00 Good criminal record
00:26:01 - Including girlfriends.
00:26:02 - You got a girlfriend?
00:26:04 - You?
00:26:07 - You're a techie?
00:26:08 Sweet.
00:26:09 - Sharsky, Fassbiner, where we at?
00:26:11 It works up and running.
00:26:13 Beautiful; that's what
00:26:14 - That's Sharsky, that's Spastik,
00:26:16 my I.T. gurus.
00:26:17 Welcome to my empire, bro.
00:26:20 That's me,
00:26:22 - No, I haven't.
00:26:24 - What is all this for?
00:26:26 Call me gross,
00:26:29 Kitten calendars.
00:26:30 It's where it started.
00:26:31 Got our dreams, bro.
00:26:35 Leo, we got some
00:26:37 Post it, baby. Go, go, go!
00:26:40 - It's clean.
00:26:42 - Fuel the Jet, Fuel the Jet.
00:26:48 - This is it. Did you see that?
00:26:50 gets rigged
00:26:52 Don't believe the hype, bro.
00:26:54 Just like the alien robots in LA
00:26:58 Yeah, I saw these robots
00:27:00 firing thing and they came down
00:27:02 - and she was like--
00:27:04 Dude, it's not fake.
00:27:07 - Neither does it lie.
00:27:09 No, man, I've seen them.
00:27:12 Look, look, look, it's fake.
00:27:15 And I wasn't, uh... there.
00:27:17 So I can't comment
00:27:18 - Oh, no.
00:27:20 We're supposed
00:27:21 No, listen, okay.
00:27:24 - Whose sack?
00:27:26 - Dude, what kind of tool are you?
00:27:29 They're lying to us,
00:27:31 - It's aliens, man.
00:27:33 Follow me.
00:27:35 Uh-oh. Uh, Leo.
00:27:38 The video's already up
00:27:39 Damn...
00:27:42 Robo-Warrior has a main competition,
00:27:44 Effing was my effing idea.
00:27:46 He's been looking to my site
00:27:49 By the way,
00:27:50 I'll pour, you'll pour...
00:27:53 You work for me, now.
00:27:56 I work for you now?
00:27:57 That's incredible.
00:27:59 I got a career,
00:28:01 with a boss who is made up
00:28:04 You're mocking
00:28:06 That's your one warning
00:28:08 Don't make me that fast...
00:28:10 Hey alright, listen. It's getting
00:28:12 - Can I switch now?
00:28:14 No switching, no treating.
00:28:17 - Oh, here we go.
00:28:19 It's just like Hogwarts.
00:28:21 Is this co-ed?
00:28:23 Do you guys want
00:28:24 - Yeah.
00:28:26 - Here is Leo.
00:28:27 - I'm Leo.
00:28:28 Hey, you have a great son.
00:28:30 Oh, well aren't you
00:28:32 He's real sweet, Ma.
00:28:33 What is that in your hand,
00:28:34 Oh, I got this at the bake sale
00:28:37 that those boys
00:28:38 You know, you don't often
00:28:40 with the dreadlocks.
00:28:41 - Mom.
00:28:44 - green for the environment.
00:28:46 Yeah, then they baked it
00:28:48 - No, it's canna-- Hey!
00:28:50 Hey! It's my cheap day.
00:28:52 Please God, I'm gonna freak out.
00:28:54 - Please do something right now.
00:28:55 Out of my way,
00:28:56 I can eat all the freaking
00:28:58 Sorry, fellas.
00:28:59 I'm sorry and
00:29:04 We call it the Hot Freshmen 55.
00:29:05 Sharsky hacked campus house and
00:29:12 Oh, my God.
00:29:13 She's coming.
00:29:18 She's tight for me on one
00:29:19 Do not bird-dog
00:29:21 Pretty girls.
00:29:23 Hey, you.
00:29:26 You should go
00:29:28 - he's bad.
00:29:30 And he recently
00:29:34 He didn't know
00:29:35 - I heard it all.
00:29:36 There he is!
00:29:37 Oh, will you give him
00:29:41 Hey, and his car
00:29:44 No, like a... like a GPS,
00:29:47 - Okay.
00:29:48 Frisbee. Whoo!
00:29:50 No, Dad.
00:29:51 Dad, you're just gonna
00:29:54 - Are you alright?
00:29:57 Give me.
00:30:00 Are you crazy?
00:30:03 Judy, Judy.
00:30:07 You gotta control
00:30:08 I wasn't doing this.
00:30:09 Hey, Professor.
00:30:12 Alright, Grace...
00:30:13 Looks like we got
00:30:14 - Whoo!
00:30:16 Yes, Dad,
00:30:17 - Alright, alright.
00:30:51 Black Light in X-Trait.
00:32:13 Breach in B-14.
00:32:19 Go, go, go,
00:32:29 The Shard is gone.
00:32:42 Take him down!
00:32:44 - Open fire.
00:33:02 The first frat party's
00:33:04 we're hunting in the wild now,
00:33:06 I can't stay long,
00:33:08 - That's so cool.
00:33:16 While he's making up
00:33:18 I'm gonna be dating
00:33:20 - Let's roll.
00:33:22 We're, uh...
00:33:27 - See you, darling.
00:33:30 Okay.
00:33:36 This is our first live chat date.
00:33:41 I'm kind of nervous.
00:34:09 - Are you okay?
00:34:12 I was getting a napkin
00:34:16 Thanks. Cheers!
00:34:18 - You're Sam, right?
00:34:20 I wanna dance.
00:34:23 Like--Like dancing?
00:34:25 Like a pairing?
00:34:27 'Cause I'm in
00:34:31 - I'm in a relationship, kind of.
00:34:34 I just want to have
00:34:36 Oh, just some fun?
00:34:38 Let's play some checkers.
00:34:43 - Oh my God.
00:34:46 you pretend I'm your girlfriend
00:34:59 Hey! Who broke the
00:35:03 Huh?
00:35:10 What are you doing?
00:35:11 Houston,
00:35:13 - What is it?
00:35:14 - Yeah.
00:35:16 No, there's a friend of mine
00:35:18 who went to get you
00:35:20 There isn't a tighter shirt.
00:35:23 Now how about
00:35:24 What size shoe
00:35:25 - Yeah, oh, you ain't--
00:35:27 Are you--Are you trying?
00:35:28 I'm gonna back it up
00:35:29 Get it out of here.
00:35:31 You have a ride?
00:35:33 Bro, why you holding
00:35:34 I've only known you
00:35:35 This is gonna really
00:35:36 You have no idea.
00:35:38 I love Camaros.
00:35:41 - I can't do this right now, okay?
00:35:44 Oh, God.
00:35:53 - My first car was my Dad's money 2Z-28.
00:35:57 Fuel-injected.
00:35:59 The roar of the engine.
00:36:03 We shouldn't, uh, stare...
00:36:08 to each other
00:36:09 What're you becoming, Sam?
00:36:18 Don't. Don't.
00:36:22 Is your radio broke?
00:36:24 - No, my car's iteration is.
00:36:28 Not yet.
00:36:33 Something wrong here?
00:36:38 Ow! Oh, God!
00:36:45 I really don't know
00:36:46 this car--
00:36:48 A lot of prob--
00:36:55 Oh, God.
00:36:57 Are you okay?
00:36:59 I got wetnaps.
00:37:01 Hold on.
00:37:03 I'm so sorry!
00:37:06 What are you doing?
00:37:19 You won't give me
00:37:22 - You won't give me one day in college.
00:37:26 But the last fragment
00:37:29 Like what?
00:37:31 We placed it under human protection
00:37:35 But I'm here
00:37:38 Because your leaders believed
00:37:42 Perhaps,
00:37:45 That is why they must be
00:37:48 of the trust we share.
00:37:50 - This isn't my war.
00:37:53 But I fear
00:37:56 Your world must not share
00:38:01 Whole generations lost.
00:38:07 I know and I-I want
00:38:10 But I'm not
00:38:13 You know, I'm a normal kid
00:38:16 I am where
00:38:21 I'm sorry, I--
00:38:24 I really am.
00:38:25 Sam, fate rarely calls upon us
00:38:30 You're Optimus Prime.
00:38:34 We do...
00:39:12 New contact, bearing 214
00:39:15 confirmed for
00:39:17 - What you got?
00:39:19 5,000 feet. Diving fast.
00:39:25 There's something.
00:39:27 - Man battle stations.
00:39:31 Hell, not pull the rudder
00:39:34 Dive, Cookie.
00:39:58 The NEST protecting NBE-1
00:40:00 That is 9,300 fathoms down.
00:40:02 - And no confirmed DSRVs on sight?
00:40:05 Then, people,
00:40:19 Kill such little one.
00:40:28 Sea shard, make Energon.
00:40:43 Prime sonar now holds six contacts
00:40:46 Man collisional arm...
00:40:50 ...are 500 feet.
00:40:51 Let's get out of here.
00:40:52 Angel Six,
00:40:53 we got six hostiles
00:41:03 - Collision imminent. Portside--
00:41:05 Brace for impact.
00:41:33 Starscream, I'm home.
00:41:36 Behold, Megatron,
00:41:38 to hear of your...
00:41:41 You left me to die,
00:41:45 Only to help
00:41:48 the Fallen decreased it,
00:41:52 someone had
00:41:55 You...
00:41:56 are so disappointing.
00:42:00 Even in death,
00:42:10 My master,
00:42:13 The All-Spark is destroyed,
00:42:16 and without it,
00:42:20 You have much to learn,
00:42:23 The Cube
00:42:25 It's power, it's knowledge
00:42:29 It can only transform.
00:42:32 - How is that possible?
00:42:36 by the human child.
00:42:37 The key to saving our race
00:42:43 Well then, let me strip
00:42:46 And you will,
00:42:49 In time. For millenia,
00:42:53 to that wretched planet,
00:42:58 by the Primes
00:43:03 Only a Prime can defeat me,
00:43:10 Optimus.
00:43:14 Then the boy
00:43:17 - and revenge will be ours.
00:43:23 The boy will not escape us.
00:43:29 Without more Energon,
00:43:38 Space, time, gravity.
00:43:46 - Thank you.
00:43:49 We're going
00:43:51 you and I, today.
00:43:52 All you, eager nubile young minds
00:43:58 And I shall be your consort,
00:44:01 your chaperone,
00:44:08 Welcome to Astronomy 101.
00:44:11 For what do we know
00:44:15 Virgo... the virgin.
00:44:20 Orion, the great hunter.
00:44:22 These are no mere
00:44:24 for lovely maidens
00:44:27 No, they are diamond,
00:44:31 savage and hemped-up energy.
00:44:34 Behold the work of
00:44:37 a professor once,
00:44:40 - energy, in its mass temp--
00:44:42 Put your hand down,
00:44:43 Young man,
00:44:45 until I've reached
00:44:47 I've just finished your book.
00:44:48 Einstein's wrong.
00:44:51 Energy doesn't go
00:44:53 in this dimension.
00:44:54 while we're impossible
00:44:58 A clear example:
00:45:16 Come on, guys,
00:45:18 Young man, I will not be punked
00:45:24 No, this is my universe here.
00:45:29 I am the Alpha
00:45:33 - Get out of my class.
00:45:38 Any one else care to have
00:45:51 Hi, Bones.
00:45:54 Hi! Oh yes,
00:45:57 Oh, what a good boy,
00:46:03 Hey, Bones.
00:46:05 You hungry?
00:46:14 Here you go.
00:46:23 - Yes, Samuel.
00:46:25 I can't believe you're gonna
00:46:28 Something just happened
00:46:29 - Wait, you finally hit puberty?
00:46:31 Stop laughing.
00:46:32 Okay, remember
00:46:33 my great-great-grandfather,
00:46:35 Do you remember?
00:46:36 Watch where you're
00:46:37 Okay, remember
00:46:40 Can you stop...
00:46:41 Mikaela, okay, my great-great-grandfather
00:46:44 And he saw Megatron,
00:46:46 and he started seeing
00:46:48 Well, now I'm seeing them too.
00:46:50 I just wrote a 903-page
00:46:52 and had a meltdown
00:46:54 I am seeing symbols
00:46:57 - Since what?
00:47:01 Do you have it?
00:47:03 No, how about it's in
00:47:05 Mi--Mikaela, do not touch it, okay?
00:47:08 I'm not gonna touch it,
00:47:09 Sam, it's fine. It's locked away,
00:47:12 But I do.
00:47:15 You're hot,
00:47:20 There we go.
00:47:24 Oh, big son of a bitch!
00:47:29 What are you looking at,
00:47:32 Ah, what the--
00:47:34 This is a fricking
00:47:42 Hold on.
00:47:57 Is that the best
00:47:59 Is that the best
00:48:02 What are you doing here,
00:48:03 Ow, that's my eye,
00:48:06 You gotta talk now?
00:48:08 I... I seek knowledge of the Cube.
00:48:12 What knowledge?
00:48:13 You got the shot, I need the shot,
00:48:15 Give me the shot,
00:48:16 I'm gonna be dead
00:48:17 Easy Warrior Goddess,
00:48:21 - Then I'm your worst nightmare.
00:48:23 Hey, hey!
00:48:24 - What the hell was that?
00:48:26 just not on
00:48:28 I'm gonna get on a plane right now.
00:48:30 Just be careful, Sam.
00:48:39 And have any stranger giving you
00:48:42 Yeah, a large box!
00:48:44 - No.
00:48:58 Major, incoming SOS
00:49:00 Multiple Decepticon contacts in motion.
00:49:04 - Hansvin, how many?
00:49:07 Well, get clear.
00:49:14 Autobots on the move.
00:49:16 Unarching their course, somewhere heading
00:49:19 Full weapons deployment.
00:49:33 Flight Chairman
00:49:36 M'amor, can I interest you
00:49:41 Extra large supertees
00:49:43 Basic lengths.
00:49:45 Oh, so you're a vegetarian.
00:49:48 Is Sam home?
00:49:49 Sam... I think he died but,
00:49:53 - Here we are.
00:49:55 Have you had
00:49:56 It's like the worst song ever,
00:49:57 whistle it or sing it.
00:49:59 repeats itself, repeats itself,
00:50:01 repeats itself...
00:50:03 - kitten calendar, kitten calendar,
00:50:04 - kitten calendar, kitten calendar,
00:50:05 I know you're freaking out.
00:50:07 Easy fix. Puzzle, code, in my head.
00:50:10 Everything is good.
00:50:11 This is the part that--
00:50:17 Okay,
00:50:18 Alice, I'm horrified you had
00:50:22 - Get out.
00:50:23 Wait, wait, wait.
00:50:25 I-I'll eat my pizza quietly.
00:50:27 Sam, I knew there were
00:50:30 Really?
00:50:33 And I know you know
00:50:35 when two people
00:50:38 they're genuinely amazing...
00:50:43 - Thank you.
00:50:46 Alright, listen, hold on.
00:50:49 Okay, I'm very ticklish.
00:50:50 - You have the need, Sam. Relax!
00:50:53 Oh, jeez!
00:50:55 Uh, what about this economy?
00:51:01 - You are very aggressive.
00:51:04 You want
00:51:12 Sam?
00:51:14 S u B Z ~ V e R d i K T
00:51:15 Mikaela.
00:51:16 Is that your girlfriend?
00:51:19 Ex.
00:51:21 Mikaela, wait...
00:51:45 Sam, your bed-buddy, Alice.
00:52:07 What--
00:52:08 - It's coming!
00:52:09 - You gotta move. Just run.
00:52:17 Oh my God, I can't believe
00:52:20 I can tell that you really
00:52:21 Look, it's not my fault, okay?
00:52:23 Listen, listen.
00:52:25 Oh, you were a victim?
00:52:26 - Of what? A little 80-pound girl--
00:52:28 It's like getting humped
00:52:30 You didn't have to put
00:52:31 - I didn't.
00:52:32 Look, you ever had your stomach tounged
00:52:35 It's not fun for me,
00:52:37 And it smelled like--like diesel.
00:52:40 You're such a little girl.
00:52:42 You have ten seconds
00:52:44 I'm not talking to you
00:52:45 No, you can't give me the silence.
00:52:47 I'm not talking to you for ten seconds.
00:52:49 You know, what?
00:52:51 all you want but you can't
00:52:53 W-What were you gonna say?
00:52:54 I hope you had a lot of fun
00:52:55 This is over!
00:52:56 Did she finally led you
00:52:58 You threw a broom?
00:53:02 ...gestating in that inside of you.
00:53:05 You need to vomit right now.
00:53:06 - Right now!
00:53:09 I am the only one who
00:53:11 I'm the key to this.
00:53:12 Aliens; they want me
00:53:14 Whoa!
00:53:25 Run!
00:53:30 Mikaela!
00:53:49 Watch out.
00:53:51 It's a bomb!
00:54:02 We gotta get
00:54:07 This way.
00:54:08 Hey, let me out,
00:54:11 Oh my God,
00:54:13 - That's so hot.
00:54:15 She went there,
00:54:20 W-wait!
00:54:21 They can...
00:54:26 Cut, cut, cut.
00:54:34 Oh God!
00:54:41 Kiss this, bitch.
00:54:48 Drive, drive, drive,
00:54:53 Okay, so what else's
00:54:54 did you guys just mess
00:54:58 Thing you saw back there.
00:55:06 Whoa!
00:55:12 Sam!
00:55:18 - Sam!
00:55:20 Hold on.
00:55:23 Sam!
00:55:26 I don't want to die!
00:55:55 Oh, Jesus!
00:56:05 Come here, boy.
00:56:08 Closer.
00:56:11 Okay.
00:56:11 - You remember me, don't you?
00:56:16 - Just don't hurt us.
00:56:18 Sam!
00:56:30 It feels good
00:56:35 I am going to kill you,
00:56:39 But first, we have
00:56:48 I could snap your ribs off.
00:56:50 Doctor, examine
00:56:57 Sick of your face now.
00:57:19 Go that way.
00:57:29 A wormy that's crabby--
00:57:43 - Oh, there they are.
00:57:46 These symbols can lead us
00:57:50 We must tear the brain!
00:57:55 Brain?
00:57:58 Well, you have something
00:58:00 - Something I need.
00:58:02 I know you're pissed.
00:58:03 Because I tried to kill you
00:58:05 Somebody tried to kill me,
00:58:07 I think that
00:58:09 to start a new and--and
00:58:12 and--and,
00:58:15 So you just call
00:58:16 I'll let you talk
00:58:18 W-Wait...
00:58:25 Go, go.
00:58:30 Go, go, go.
00:58:58 Sam!
00:59:16 Go, go, go, go!
00:59:18 Here he comes!
00:59:26 Hide, Sam!
00:59:38 Weak.
00:59:41 Puny.
00:59:43 Voiced-up.
00:59:48 Junkyard drone.
00:59:52 Decepticons!
01:00:03 Come here, boy.
01:00:35 There is another source of Energon
01:00:38 The boy can lead us to it.
01:00:45 Optimus!
01:01:00 Is the future of our race
01:01:05 Op, get up!
01:01:06 You'll never stop at one.
01:01:10 I'll take you all alive.
01:01:54 Sam, where are you?
01:02:00 You are so weak.
01:02:27 At last, Prime is dead.
01:02:40 Sam, run.
01:02:55 Autobots, attack!
01:03:01 Bumblebee,
01:03:17 This is Lennox.
01:03:31 That went well.
01:03:33 Lost the boy, Master.
01:03:35 The Autobots must be shielding
01:03:37 - I can't even rely on you.
01:03:40 What a simple insect!
01:03:43 - What insect amongst severed billion--
01:03:48 It could be anywhere.
01:03:50 Then we will force them
01:03:54 It's time for the world
01:03:57 No more disguises,
01:04:01 Time has come
01:04:08 Decepticons, mobilise.
01:04:12 It is time.
01:04:28 Oh, that single's good!
01:04:31 Speaking French
01:04:33 Oh God,
01:04:37 Hello-- I mean,
01:04:41 What?
01:04:45 Oh, for Pete's sakes.
01:04:46 I'm not impressed
01:05:29 Oh, jeez.
01:05:31 You are invading my space.
01:05:33 Would you get out
01:05:35 Might freak me out.
01:05:37 We're gonna try
01:05:39 Looks like Candian goosepoop.
01:05:43 It's nasty.
01:05:49 That's fine, 1-2-5.
01:06:56 Revenge is mine.
01:07:25 ...port accident
01:07:28 Negative.
01:07:30 project came
01:07:33 inbound at 30,000 knot.
01:07:49 Citizens
01:07:52 your leaders
01:07:56 You are not alone
01:08:00 We have lived among you,
01:08:05 but no more.
01:08:07 As you've seen,
01:08:09 we can destroy
01:08:14 Unless you turn over
01:08:22 If you resist us,
01:08:25 we will destroy the world,
01:08:29 What we're hearing from
01:08:31 the world broadcast
01:08:34 - NEST Team, New Jersey
01:08:35 they have assumed
01:08:38 which is the highest level
01:08:40 President Obama
01:08:42 somewhere in the middle
01:08:44 in the phase of the worst
01:08:47 around the globe.
01:08:48 The aircraft carrier, USS Roosevelt,
01:08:52 all hands lost.
01:08:54 Worldwide casualties
01:08:57 but that number
01:08:59 It's still too early to tell.
01:09:00 What we need to ask now,
01:09:03 The FBI is still trying
01:09:06 Within deep, they have information
01:09:11 are all seeking the cooperation
01:09:14 Hey bro, you need
01:09:15 - You gotta check this out.
01:09:17 - spotting a Sam Witwicky.
01:09:19 We're dead, bro.
01:09:23 I just need you to focus
01:09:25 This thing is blowing
01:09:26 - You know one thing--
01:09:28 They can track us.
01:09:29 What?
01:09:32 They can track us?
01:09:33 Like satellite-track us?
01:09:35 Whoa, whoa, whoa, okay,
01:09:37 Technically, I'm like a hostage.
01:09:40 Yo, Leo!
01:09:41 This thing's gonna give me
01:09:44 - That's 'cause you was a wuss.
01:09:46 - So...
01:09:47 Hey, Mudflap.
01:09:48 What are we going to do
01:09:50 Just pop a cap in his ass,
01:09:51 and nobody gonna know nothing,
01:09:53 - Wait, now my trunk--
01:09:54 Check it out.
01:09:56 I'm right here
01:09:58 No one's popping any caps
01:10:01 I've had a hell of a day.
01:10:03 Why don't you get a haircut
01:10:05 Go whine
01:10:07 Listen Sam, I know
01:10:08 Look, I'm just going to go
01:10:09 and tell them the truth.
01:10:11 - I'm an accomplice.
01:10:12 You wanted this, right?
01:10:13 'Cause that's what this is.
01:10:16 You wanna run, go ahead,
01:10:19 Stop complaining.
01:10:57 What is the meaning
01:10:59 You dare
01:11:01 You want a piece of me?
01:11:06 Drop your weapons!
01:11:09 - Tell them to lower the weapons.
01:11:10 - Tell them to lower the weapons!
01:11:13 Talk to him.
01:11:14 US teams deactivated, Major.
01:11:16 You are decease
01:11:19 and return to Diego Garcia.
01:11:21 No. We take our orders
01:11:23 Well, I'll see your chairman
01:11:25 but I will raise you
01:11:28 I have operational command now.
01:11:30 An alien blood feud
01:11:32 for which our soldiers
01:11:34 The secret is out.
01:11:37 And we will win it
01:11:39 with a coordinated
01:11:41 This fool
01:11:44 You're gonna get every assets
01:11:46 What we need is
01:11:48 What we explore every possible,
01:11:50 Like what:
01:11:53 All options
01:11:55 Whatever the Decepticons
01:11:57 this is just the start.
01:11:59 Wait, there is no negotiating
01:12:01 I'm ordering you
01:12:02 You won't be needing this
01:12:04 Get your assets
01:12:07 Take that scrap metal
01:12:11 Let's go.
01:12:13 I really don't
01:12:15 He's a asshole.
01:12:18 Autobots,
01:12:20 Ironhide,
01:12:23 That's not what
01:12:45 There's nothing
01:12:51 - You okay?
01:12:56 Bee, if you hate me,
01:13:07 I messed up.
01:13:10 I'm sorry.
01:13:12 - Young fella, you are...
01:13:16 - If there's anything you need...
01:13:21 He's dead
01:13:24 He came in
01:13:26 There's some things
01:13:28 So this sacrifice was...
01:13:30 will not have been in vain,
01:13:34 We make it right
01:13:36 But we,
01:13:43 You're not gonna do that.
01:13:46 Yes, I am.
01:13:51 Everything we worked for
01:13:54 In one day.
01:13:58 - You two.
01:14:00 Hey, you know the glyphs?
01:14:01 The symbols that have been
01:14:04 That's old school, yo.
01:14:06 That's like--
01:14:08 Oh, that's some
01:14:10 They gotta mean something,
01:14:11 or, like a--
01:14:13 Like a map
01:14:14 Can you read this?
01:14:16 - Read? Nah.
01:14:18 No, we--we don't really do
01:14:19 - Not so much.
01:14:21 we gotta find
01:14:22 Oh, look, who came
01:14:24 Hair grown like a chip,
01:14:25 I had a bit of a mild
01:14:28 That's 'cause
01:14:29 I think I'm allowed that
01:14:31 and... I heard
01:14:32 I think I know someone
01:14:34 - Who?
01:14:40 This guy, Robo-Warrior...
01:14:41 Everything about anything alien,
01:14:44 One time
01:14:45 and maybe, I saw some of your, uh...
01:15:00 let my wretched self.
01:15:03 This is it.
01:15:04 Yep, deli. Good front.
01:15:06 Alright, wait here.
01:15:10 Number 42, we got your...
01:15:15 Show me Who's next?
01:15:20 Ma, you want me
01:15:22 - You order a terrible piece of fishing.
01:15:25 Get out of here!
01:15:26 Hey, Sam!
01:15:28 Take a number,
01:15:30 Robo-Warrior.
01:15:33 Know him?
01:15:34 I never heard of him.
01:15:36 You never heard of
01:15:38 You must be talking about
01:15:41 with GameBoy level security.
01:15:43 Robo-Warrior.
01:15:45 It's him. It's him!
01:15:47 That's him.
01:15:49 No.
01:15:51 You gotta be kidding me.
01:15:52 Alright, meat store's closed.
01:15:55 Go, right now!
01:15:57 Wait a minute,
01:15:59 - We're old friends.
01:16:00 you are the case
01:16:03 Got the tie-bash
01:16:05 no more security clearance,
01:16:08 All 'cause of you,
01:16:11 Look at her now,
01:16:13 Moron, where's the wifresh?
01:16:15 Don't catch me
01:16:17 - Yakov!
01:16:19 You don't get Christmas bonus
01:16:21 You want those new teeth
01:16:23 - It's my dream.
01:16:26 - You live with your momma?
01:16:28 it's a big difference.
01:16:28 They got your face
01:16:30 - Yeah, I know.
01:16:33 How did that happen?
01:16:34 Don't answer.
01:16:36 but I don't want anything
01:16:37 so, goodbye, you never saw me.
01:16:40 Well, give me 5 seconds.
01:16:41 Look, hold on,
01:16:43 Really,
01:16:46 I need--
01:16:47 Look, I am slowly
01:16:49 I had a little Crabbot,
01:16:51 deep into the soft tissues
01:16:52 and started projecting
01:16:54 like a whole freaking movie
01:16:55 and on top of that,
01:16:57 So you think
01:16:58 You said it projected images
01:17:00 Right.
01:17:02 Meat locker, now!
01:17:04 - Dead pigs.
01:17:05 What you're about to see
01:17:08 Do not tell my mother.
01:17:11 Dead pigs, swine flu.
01:17:12 - Not good.
01:17:13 Next time, you eat
01:17:15 There's a story
01:17:16 Yeah,
01:17:18 ...you're saying
01:17:20 Okay, files, files.
01:17:21 We're talking about symbols.
01:17:24 Hey! Still radioactive.
01:17:27 Okay, Cube-brain.
01:17:30 Any of these look like
01:17:32 Where did you get these?
01:17:33 Before I got fired.
01:17:35 I coached S-7's
01:17:37 75 years of alien research
01:17:43 The Transformers;
01:17:47 How do I know?
01:17:49 Archaeologists found
01:17:51 and ancient runes
01:17:54 China, Egypt, Greece.
01:17:57 Shot at 1932.
01:17:59 These the symbols
01:18:00 - Yeah.
01:18:03 So, tell me, how did they end up
01:18:09 Aliens.
01:18:10 And I think
01:18:12 Check this out.
01:18:13 Project Black Knife.
01:18:15 Robots, in disguise.
01:18:19 All along.
01:18:20 We detected radioactive signatures
01:18:23 I pleaded on my knees
01:18:27 but they said
01:18:31 That I was obsessed!
01:18:33 Me, can you imagine that?
01:18:36 Megatron said that there was
01:18:38 - On Earth? On another source?
01:18:40 Okay,
01:18:41 the maps in my head
01:18:43 Should you talk
01:18:45 No, no, no,
01:18:46 Whatever the Energon source is,
01:18:49 - So it comes before that.
01:18:51 Well then, report...
01:18:53 Unless we can talk
01:18:55 I mean, I'm not on
01:18:57 Actually, I am.
01:19:03 Let me out!
01:19:05 - It could be a little bit sad.
01:19:09 I'm gonna so many Decepticons
01:19:12 Behave.
01:19:13 - What is it, a Decepticon?
01:19:14 - Can you train him?
01:19:17 I spent my whole adult life,
01:19:20 - You're very furious--
01:19:21 what are you supposed to make
01:19:24 Wanna throw it down,
01:19:26 I'm sorry.
01:19:30 You know,
01:19:31 then I'm not gonna torch
01:19:33 Okay?
01:19:34 Just tell me
01:19:37 Please.
01:19:39 Okay.
01:19:41 Oh, I know that.
01:19:45 I don't read it, but uh,
01:19:48 Where the frick did you find
01:19:51 - Is this them?
01:19:52 Sakers, pal.
01:19:55 Oh, they've been here for
01:19:56 looking for something.
01:19:58 I don't know what,
01:19:59 Oh, they'll translate
01:20:02 And I know
01:20:03 Show us.
01:20:09 Closest one's
01:20:14 Smithsonian
01:20:16 Land of dreams
01:20:19 All I ever want to be
01:20:23 - Hold those.
01:20:26 What?
01:20:27 I wear them
01:20:29 So does Jeamby, Cheater.
01:20:32 Okay. Once you synchronize,
01:20:35 you get caught, demand an attorney
01:20:38 Here, take one
01:20:39 Slip it
01:20:40 it's a high-concentrate polymer
01:20:43 Fools the polygraph,
01:20:45 Okay, now let's get this show
01:20:47 Whoa, no, listen.
01:20:49 I'm not some
01:20:50 'cause I'm not gonna do this.
01:20:51 - I don't want to die.
01:20:54 You compromise this mission,
01:20:56 Now look into my eyes,
01:21:00 The museum
01:21:02 Papa, bad news, bro.
01:21:03 Ran out of toilet paper,
01:21:05 - Please tell me you--
01:21:08 The museum is closed.
01:21:09 Listen man, I understand that,
01:21:12 Dumper-dumper.
01:21:14 Sir, you are a grown naked man
01:21:16 - Pull your pants up and exit--
01:21:24 You got that paper,
01:21:26 You should be embarassed.
01:21:27 This a family museum, sir.
01:21:47 What is going on here?
01:21:49 How many times
01:21:51 So you covered the gates,
01:21:53 You're an amateur man,
01:21:59 There's now five guards.
01:22:01 - You get this stuff and get out of here.
01:22:03 I gotta get
01:22:05 - Be good.
01:22:24 Look, look.
01:22:26 He knows
01:22:33 - He knows something.
01:22:34 He knows something!
01:22:42 - You got what I got?
01:22:43 Blackbird.
01:22:47 There he is.
01:22:49 This guy's a legend,
01:22:53 Yo, freshman,
01:22:55 And watch
01:23:04 Oh shit,
01:23:07 - Decepticon?
01:23:09 Find the main tail!
01:23:23 What sort of hideous
01:23:27 Semi pulls and days,
01:23:31 Or suffer my infinite wrath!
01:23:34 W-wait, old spinal called
01:23:38 Bugger!
01:23:40 Behold the eternal glory
01:23:44 Prepare
01:23:47 I tell you, this guy
01:23:48 - He either heard it.
01:23:51 Fire!
01:23:53 Oh, I said, fire!
01:23:56 Bollocks.
01:23:58 Break that,
01:24:00 Wait a second.
01:24:01 Itching, wretching,
01:24:05 Oh, the museum's gonna be
01:24:08 Very angry.
01:24:14 I'm on a mission.
01:24:16 - W-wait, wait!
01:24:18 - Hey!
01:24:19 Look,
01:24:20 I've no time to talk,
01:24:22 I'm a mercenary goon-bringer.
01:24:24 - What planet am I on?
01:24:26 Earth?
01:24:28 might as well
01:24:30 Planet dirt.
01:24:32 Tell me, is that robot civil war
01:24:35 - Who's winning?
01:24:38 Well, I changed sides
01:24:40 What do you mean,
01:24:42 It's a choice.
01:24:43 It's intensely personal decision.
01:24:47 Who wants to live a life
01:24:49 Meaning you don't have
01:24:50 miserable,
01:24:52 If they set on their way,
01:24:56 I'm changing sides,
01:24:58 - Who's your little Autobot?
01:25:01 Name's Wheelie.
01:25:02 Say my name,
01:25:04 What are you allowing
01:25:06 At least he's faithful, Sam.
01:25:07 Yeah, well, he's faithful,
01:25:12 Can you just--
01:25:13 - Hey, what are you doing?
01:25:15 What were you saying?
01:25:16 I told you
01:25:20 Wow, someone shit in the bed
01:25:22 I have issues of my own.
01:25:24 Pretty stout
01:25:25 My ancestors have been here
01:25:28 My father, one was a wheel!
01:25:31 - Do you know what he transformed into?
01:25:33 Nothing!
01:25:46 My boosters are fried.
01:25:50 I thought
01:25:52 You know things I don't know.
01:25:54 - I do.
01:25:56 Honestly, I don't know.
01:26:00 These vivid symbols,
01:26:01 they're symbols
01:26:03 You see,
01:26:04 And Megatron
01:26:06 Him and someone called
01:26:08 The Fallen? I know him.
01:26:11 The original Decepticon.
01:26:13 He's terrible to work for.
01:26:17 His suspects,
01:26:19 the Fall and Search,
01:26:21 Of a dagger's tip
01:26:24 Slow down.
01:26:26 - what are you talking about?
01:26:27 Hold on, everybody!
01:26:56 Well, that wasn't so bad.
01:26:58 I was overseeing
01:27:00 Hey, that frickin' hurt!
01:27:03 Oh, my God!
01:27:11 Oh, God!
01:27:18 Oh, my God! You beautiful face,
01:27:21 Except you landed
01:27:24 Please get off!
01:27:28 My balls!
01:27:30 Sam!
01:27:32 - Where are we? Simmons!
01:27:36 Oh, my God.
01:27:38 What is this?
01:27:41 - You guys okay?
01:27:43 Hey! I think
01:27:45 That really, really hurts.
01:27:47 You're just lucky
01:27:49 People could've gotten killed, okay?
01:27:52 - you would have heard from--
01:27:54 I told you
01:27:55 It's the fastest way
01:27:58 What did you tell us?
01:28:01 You didn't tell us anything.
01:28:03 Don't you dare
01:28:06 - You would do the informed.
01:28:08 Can you focus?
01:28:10 so we can all have a little bit
01:28:13 This planet was visited
01:28:16 by our earliest ancestors
01:28:19 They were on an exploratory mission
01:28:22 the life blood
01:28:25 Without it, we'll all perish,
01:28:30 Do you have any idea what is
01:28:34 Let's not get episodic, okay?
01:28:37 Beginning, middle, end.
01:28:43 Somewhere buried in this desert,
01:28:48 It harvests Energon
01:28:52 - Destroy suns?
01:28:54 Yes. You see, in the beginning,
01:28:58 our original leaders.
01:28:59 And they set out in the Universe
01:29:04 The Primes set out
01:29:07 Never destroy a planet
01:29:09 Until one of them
01:29:13 And his name, for ever more,
01:29:18 He despised
01:29:22 And he wanted to kill you all
01:29:26 The only way to activate it
01:29:30 called the Matrix of Leadership.
01:29:40 A great battle took place
01:29:49 The Fallen who was
01:29:53 surrendered no choice,
01:29:58 In the ultimate sacrifice, they gave
01:30:03 in a tomb made of
01:30:07 A tomb
01:30:11 Somewhere,
01:30:14 that deadly machine
01:30:17 The Fallen knows
01:30:19 And if he finds the Tomb of the Primes,
01:30:25 Okay so how do we stop it?
01:30:27 Only a Prime
01:30:30 Optimus Prime?
01:30:33 So you met a Prime?
01:30:36 You must have met
01:30:39 Is he alive?
01:30:40 Here?
01:30:43 He sacrificed himself
01:30:46 So he's dead.
01:30:47 Without a Prime,
01:30:49 No one else
01:30:51 So the same energy that's going
01:30:55 Could that energy somehow be used
01:30:58 and bring him
01:30:59 It was never designed
01:31:01 but it's an energy,
01:31:04 So then how do you get us to the Matrix
01:31:08 Follow your mind, your map,
01:31:11 what you got in the sand,
01:31:14 When dawn alights
01:31:16 three kings will reveal
01:31:19 Find the doorway!
01:31:21 Go now, go!
01:31:23 That was my mission.
01:31:26 Go before
01:31:29 and find you.
01:31:37 That was
01:31:38 Says Ancient Sumerian used to call
01:31:41 - the Dagger's Tip.
01:31:43 - It's part of the Red Sea.
01:31:44 It divides Egypt and Jordan
01:31:46 29 and a half degrees north.
01:31:50 There it is.
01:31:51 Okay, first thing we gotta do
01:31:53 How are you gonna get him
01:31:55 We're gonna make a call.
01:31:59 We got the cops.
01:32:07 I can't go to prison, guys!
01:32:12 Sam, you gotta get off
01:32:25 Man, they'll pick up.
01:32:27 This is just called
01:32:29 How about I'll lay my piss
01:32:32 They're gone.
01:32:34 Wait another time.
01:32:35 How are you gonna make
01:32:36 You are in the worldwide. What,
01:32:38 They'll track you here
01:32:40 CIA is all over this place.
01:32:42 You're gonna call?
01:32:48 Okay,
01:32:50 - Alright?
01:32:52 My mind in other things.
01:32:53 Like why don't you get
01:32:57 This departure:
01:33:01 So we're shipped in
01:33:03 This is central at stake.
01:33:10 Major Lennox, phone call.
01:33:13 Lennox, I'm with the kid.
01:33:15 One with the attitude break?
01:33:17 I need the truck.
01:33:18 We got a possible resurrection
01:33:21 You're not gonna believe
01:33:22 Code Tot,
01:33:25 back of a $1 bill.
01:33:27 Coordinates for air-drop,
01:33:32 Get it.
01:33:34 Oh, my God.
01:33:35 I gotta go, okay.
01:33:36 W-Wait, who are you?
01:33:39 Wait, it's me.
01:33:42 The cops are coming right now.
01:33:46 Coordinates
01:33:50 Tip of the Red Sea,
01:33:52 Egypt.
01:33:54 Are you serious?
01:33:57 Sir.
01:34:02 Even if we could figure out a way
01:34:05 How is this little kid's
01:34:08 I don't know.
01:34:10 But we gotta trust him.
01:34:13 Okay, let's go
01:34:14 - When the dawn arise...
01:34:17 - the three kings...
01:34:19 That's what he said.
01:34:21 - No, what does it mean?
01:34:23 Oh my God, oh my God.
01:34:25 I don't have
01:34:28 Passport.
01:34:37 They have cams at top.
01:34:40 He's the one
01:34:43 Alright, chill.
01:34:45 I can handle it.
01:34:47 - Yeah.
01:34:52 Oh great, a frickin' munchkin.
01:34:53 Oh, little people are mean.
01:35:01 - What do you want?
01:35:05 The Dagger's Tip, right?
01:35:08 Egypt, Jordan.
01:35:10 Me and my family.
01:35:12 - This is my son, my other son.
01:35:14 My daughter.
01:35:15 We're tourists
01:35:18 - New York?
01:35:20 50 kilometres.
01:35:21 We're going to get one
01:35:22 Yeah,
01:35:23 - New York.
01:35:26 No, we do not work
01:35:32 Decepticons,
01:35:35 Detected.
01:35:45 Undercover, yo, you gotta blend in
01:35:48 You know, you gotta be
01:35:59 Awesome.
01:36:00 I think
01:36:02 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:36:04 Go, move it!
01:36:06 - What?
01:36:07 Low-profile,
01:36:08 Yeah, some of us
01:36:10 Dumb Autobots.
01:36:33 Being my girlfriend
01:36:36 Yeah, well,
01:36:41 - Really?
01:36:46 Why don't you say it?
01:36:48 Ladies first.
01:36:51 Okay, so tonight,
01:36:54 You're really chivalrous.
01:36:55 Why are you mad at me?
01:36:57 You know what?
01:36:59 I'm not mad.
01:37:01 You realise that I just flew 3,000 miles
01:37:06 I know.
01:37:10 Who else could be
01:37:13 Look at the things
01:37:17 And now we're underneath
01:37:19 and the three most beautiful
01:37:21 and you still can't even tell me
01:37:27 - What?
01:37:28 - Why do boys always change the subject?
01:37:31 - Sam...
01:37:40 Simmons, Leo,
01:37:46 Listen, Astronomy class, page 47,
01:37:48 No, no, I was only in college
01:37:51 - Yeah, well, get up. Up, up.
01:37:58 Can you see
01:37:59 You see how the last one
01:38:01 That's Orion's belt.
01:38:03 It's also called the Three Kings
01:38:05 the three Egyptian kings who built
01:38:08 to mear those stars.
01:38:09 So it's like an aerial staring
01:38:11 They all point due east
01:38:13 The mountains of Petra.
01:38:28 We got a seatbelt malfunction.
01:38:32 Flight in lower,
01:38:33 Bail-out, bail-out,
01:38:36 Alright, team,
01:38:38 Bail-out?
01:38:41 Familiar with the standard
01:38:43 Of course not. I've never jumped out
01:38:46 Wait a minute,
01:38:47 Yeah.
01:38:50 Wait a minute.
01:38:52 You're behind this,
01:38:54 What are you talking about?
01:38:55 You heard the pilot.
01:38:58 This is standard procedure.
01:39:01 Do you know
01:39:04 You, just find the captain
01:39:11 Wait, what was that?
01:39:13 That's not good.
01:39:14 Come on.
01:39:17 I can't jump
01:39:23 Come here.
01:39:26 Because I have to secure
01:39:29 Okay, I want you
01:39:32 Remember as everything
01:39:34 East to the GPS trackers, so
01:39:41 - Look, are you listening?
01:39:44 - Alright, alright.
01:39:45 When the plane that shoot
01:39:47 pull the pin
01:39:49 break your rack up,
01:39:52 I want you
01:39:53 I need you to pull it
01:39:56 Not right now.
01:40:02 Did he say goodbye?
01:40:03 No, he didn't even
01:40:05 General,
01:40:07 You give us the go, and we'll be ready
01:40:10 - Excellent.
01:40:11 you need to see this.
01:40:15 Have we checked
01:40:17 Egypt, sir.
01:40:19 You gotta be kidding me.
01:40:20 He knows something.
01:40:22 We need to be ready to back him up,
01:40:26 Copy that.
01:40:27 CIA just got a hit
01:40:30 Hundred miles from the location
01:40:32 It's getting hotter.
01:40:38 It's gotta be...
01:41:21 It's here somewhere,
01:41:22 Oh yeah, why?
01:41:23 'Cause we're trusting
01:41:25 who doesn't even know
01:41:26 On his defense,
01:41:29 I've ever seen
01:41:31 Okay. Well, that's great.
01:41:35 Nope.
01:41:36 Ever questioned mind, guys, that
01:41:38 There's nothing here.
01:41:39 You realise it's heart-break,
01:41:42 Sometimes, you get
01:41:44 and the leprechauns went
01:41:46 I'm listening to you;
01:41:49 - It's not over.
01:41:52 Why are we still listening
01:41:54 I mean, what kind of dumbfucks
01:41:56 Kill Megatron.
01:41:58 Well, he doesn't get the job done,
01:41:59 - 'cause he's zapped, man.
01:42:01 Well, scared?
01:42:03 I'm ugly?
01:42:13 Guys!
01:42:15 You like
01:42:17 - That ain't hurt.
01:42:18 I'm getting up--
01:42:28 Now that's rude.
01:42:41 Oh, my God!
01:42:44 Bee!
01:43:16 Wow!
01:43:17 This is the part
01:43:20 The Tomb of the Primes.
01:43:40 The Matrix.
01:44:05 Thousands of years
01:44:08 This isn't how
01:44:10 Hear that?
01:44:16 US Air Force. C-17s.
01:44:20 You can't bring it back, Sam,
01:44:23 Look, look around you.
01:44:25 We didn't just go through everything
01:44:27 They just haven't
01:44:29 There is a reason
01:44:31 The voices and the symbols
01:44:33 for a purpose.
01:44:40 Everyone's after me
01:44:45 And what I know,
01:44:48 How do you know
01:44:50 Because I believe it.
01:45:02 Best put me out
01:45:15 He's dropping the big one.
01:45:25 You think you can bring him
01:45:27 Absolutely.
01:45:39 Go!
01:45:41 Move it!
01:45:43 Remember your friendly!
01:45:54 Cover Optimus!
01:45:59 Secure the village.
01:46:01 Get snipers and Stingers
01:46:03 So he just dropped off
01:46:06 in the middle of nowhere.
01:46:07 Hope this little kid
01:46:09 Yeah, me too.
01:46:16 Got a visual!
01:46:23 Hot-flare!
01:46:26 That's them right there.
01:46:28 Right over there!
01:46:31 The boy has been found.
01:46:40 Sam!
01:46:53 Oh God, please God,
01:46:55 - please!
01:46:56 - Just stop freaking out!
01:46:58 - Please let me live, just let me live.
01:47:00 Just stop screaming
01:47:05 Can't take that guy
01:47:29 We gotta split up.
01:47:30 Bumblebee, you are the decoy.
01:47:33 I'm gonna get Optimus.
01:47:34 I'll help throw their fire away.
01:47:36 You get to those soldiers.
01:47:40 I hope
01:47:42 Thank you.
01:47:46 It's turning around.
01:47:48 It's coming back,
01:47:51 It's up to me.
01:47:52 One man, alone, betrayed
01:47:55 now its last hope
01:47:57 The pants are to be driven
01:48:00 Under my skin.
01:48:01 Hey, hey, hey!
01:48:03 - Drive!
01:48:05 Bravery will only get you
01:48:07 You tased me, okay?
01:48:10 - I'm go.
01:48:11 That was a test.
01:48:20 Thing's got alien tattoos
01:48:22 That ain't Air Force.
01:48:27 What the hell was that?
01:48:29 - Eddy-1, copy.
01:48:31 Who's up?
01:48:31 - Copy.
01:48:33 It's dead.
01:48:34 EMP-burst.
01:48:36 Let's see how this day is going
01:48:41 Yes, sir.
01:48:42 Major Lennox told me
01:48:44 I know, sir.
01:48:45 W-Which, what country
01:48:47 United States.
01:48:49 No, no, not the United States.
01:48:53 I'm in the middle of nowhere,
01:48:56 Well, that was
01:48:58 He's less than pleased.
01:49:00 How is it that
01:49:03 but he can reach me
01:49:13 Nothing.
01:49:14 Mike, put an SOS, let the eye in the sky
01:49:17 Yes, sir.
01:49:20 Pop some more flares
01:49:29 There he is.
01:49:32 Lennox's team has the latest
01:49:36 Can somebody tell me why we can't
01:49:42 We're hailing them on every frequency
01:49:45 Our satellites in the area
01:49:47 We're working it, sir.
01:49:48 Dammit.
01:49:49 Something's not right,
01:49:51 Contact the Jordanians, see what
01:49:55 And get Egypt's
01:49:57 ask him to clear some US
01:50:01 We need an assist
01:50:05 Scramble predators now.
01:50:06 B-1, rotate.
01:50:20 East on the mile
01:50:27 Come here.
01:50:32 This way.
01:50:38 - One man... alone...
01:50:42 - betrayed by the country he loves.
01:50:43 I'm in the car, okay?
01:50:46 Just relax,
01:50:57 I-I don't think
01:51:00 That's what you think.
01:51:19 Master, sorry to be
01:51:22 but the soldiers brought
01:51:26 The boy must have
01:51:28 We cannot let him
01:51:31 Decepticons!
01:51:33 Begin our assault!
01:51:36 We got incoming!
01:51:54 We got a whole load of
01:51:57 - How many?
01:51:59 This ain't good.
01:52:10 We 'bout to get
01:52:15 Alright, those Decepticons
01:52:19 Whatever he has, he thinks
01:52:22 So our mission is to find him
01:52:25 Alright, we're gonna draw
01:52:27 I need a scout team.
01:52:29 We'll walk through the middle
01:52:31 Alright, when you see
01:52:33 I want you to pop green smoke
01:52:36 We'll have
01:52:38 Alright, let's go,
01:52:39 - Move out!
01:52:48 Did you see that film
01:52:53 - Casting Kirk Douglas.
01:52:59 Looks like we're right
01:53:01 Is that good?
01:53:04 Lot of people died.
01:53:22 - Oh, oh, oh...
01:53:27 Oh my God!
01:53:50 Sam, Sam.
01:53:55 Get down, get down.
01:54:01 Once, it's clear,
01:54:02 as fast we can, okay?
01:54:05 And what if
01:54:08 This will work.
01:54:09 - Yeah, but what if it doesn't?
01:54:12 It'll work.
01:56:00 Radio shell.
01:56:21 We got a half a mile.
01:56:22 I don't think
01:56:26 Fall back!
01:56:28 Ironhide, up for middle.
01:56:29 Ironhide, move it.
01:56:31 Go!
01:56:45 There's no way to go.
01:56:46 Listen, we're going out.
01:57:18 - Oh.
01:57:21 Mean robots suck!
01:57:36 Get back!
01:57:41 Grab it!
01:57:43 Hang in, man,
01:57:49 I don't wanna die.
01:57:53 Careful grip, boy.
01:58:00 He did.
01:58:03 Who's your daddy
01:58:04 He got all these...
01:58:06 Well, the safe place
01:58:08 Run it.
01:58:19 You're never eating me.
01:58:31 Nobody's tested me.
01:58:35 Take five, Mudflap.
01:58:37 Oh my God!
01:58:45 Nobody messes
01:58:50 I got you.
01:58:54 Ow, man,
01:58:57 - Stay under it!
01:59:09 Rampage, set up the trap.
01:59:21 Judy!
01:59:27 - Sam!
01:59:29 Sam!
01:59:30 Sam! Sam!
01:59:36 Sam!
01:59:38 - Sam.
01:59:47 Wait! Wait!
01:59:50 Please listen--
01:59:52 I want you to run!
01:59:53 - Dad, just stop!
01:59:54 - They don't want you, they want me.
01:59:56 Oh God, wait!
01:59:57 - Samuel Witwicky.
02:00:02 This is what you want.
02:00:04 - Go! Go!
02:00:06 - Why don't you--
02:00:09 Just don't move.
02:00:10 I know you.
02:00:11 Just go!
02:00:13 And I know what,
02:00:15 Because I know about
02:00:17 - Don't do it. Sam, listen to me.
02:00:19 They're gonna
02:00:20 Hey, hey.
02:00:21 This is what you want.
02:00:24 Bumblebee!
02:00:29 Help!
02:00:38 Kill him, Bee.
02:01:19 Come on,
02:01:34 - Bee?
02:01:39 Hey! I don't know what's going on,
02:01:46 - Run!
02:01:53 Buckle up, buckle up!
02:01:57 Bee! Bumblebee!
02:02:00 You get them
02:02:05 You gotta get in the car.
02:02:06 No, listen to my discussion.
02:02:08 - You're my son, alright?
02:02:10 You're my son!
02:02:11 - Listen.
02:02:13 Dad, stop, okay?
02:02:15 He's gonna get you to safety.
02:02:17 You don't stop, you don't hide, you run.
02:02:19 Okay?
02:02:21 - No.
02:02:23 You'll have
02:02:25 - You have to.
02:02:29 Ron, Ron!
02:02:33 Just come back!
02:02:35 - Come on!
02:02:36 Mikaela, Mikaela!
02:02:37 - Go with my parents.
02:02:57 - We got Jordanians!
02:03:24 You okay, soldier?
02:03:26 We're gonna help you,
02:03:27 Let's get being moon
02:03:29 Stay still, stay still.
02:03:31 You alright, young man?
02:03:33 - You have a radio?
02:03:35 Hey kid,
02:03:37 Remember what I did
02:03:41 This is my moment.
02:03:43 You're crazy!
02:03:47 ETA to station,
02:03:48 - Put it on the main screen.
02:03:51 Predator's air-one.
02:04:02 Oh shit, it's a trick.
02:04:04 Commence Operation Firestorm.
02:04:06 - Get those boys out of the ground.
02:04:09 Fast course river.
02:04:31 - Spotted Sam.
02:04:34 Ironhide!
02:04:36 Follow us to the pillars.
02:04:38 Look out!
02:04:42 Sam, get to the pillars!
02:04:45 Let's go.
02:04:50 Oh God, this is it. The pyramids built
02:04:54 They turn
02:04:57 no more Sun.
02:05:00 Not on my watch.
02:05:02 Not on my watch.
02:05:16 - USS Stennis, identify.
02:05:19 What, you're on
02:05:20 Sports center,
02:05:22 We get a pretty hundred
02:05:24 Where the hell
02:05:26 Identify yourself.
02:05:28 What is your name, sailor?
02:05:30 Wilder, Captain of the
02:05:36 Okay, Captain Wilder,
02:05:38 this is Agent Seymour Simmons,
02:05:40 There is a mother of
02:05:43 getting ready
02:05:45 You want to have fooled down
02:05:47 or you want to help
02:05:49 Alright, Agent Simmons.
02:05:59 Five klicks.
02:06:01 West of the gulf.
02:06:02 We got ourselves a dalion
02:06:05 I want hopes of prototype weapon
02:06:10 That's classified.
02:06:11 Don't talk to me
02:06:15 Now if you've got
02:06:18 you tell him to ready
02:06:22 Contact Destroyer,
02:06:26 This way!
02:06:30 What you need is there.
02:06:32 Let's go! Go!
02:06:38 Give me your talk.
02:06:39 Epps!
02:06:45 Right now,
02:06:47 That ship's in contact.
02:06:49 Grid on contact.
02:06:55 USS Stenin 0-9-0,
02:07:07 - What you got?
02:07:08 They're 600 minutes away and
02:07:10 Alright.
02:07:11 Precious cargo's coming.
02:07:13 Move!
02:07:40 Sam!
02:07:42 Spotted Sam.
02:08:15 Come on!
02:08:15 2-2, covering fire.
02:08:26 Cover for us.
02:08:35 Okay, air strike.
02:08:57 Come on. Get up!
02:08:59 Come on!
02:09:01 Get in here.
02:09:03 Oh look
02:09:04 You better have a good reason
02:09:06 Where's Optimus?
02:09:07 He's right over there,
02:09:10 I got to get to him
02:09:11 No, we got
02:09:13 I have to get to him
02:09:16 Come here,
02:09:28 Incoming!
02:09:33 Behold to the only
02:09:37 Now let me show you
02:10:01 Too old
02:10:03 Keep going.
02:10:04 15 minutes of fighting.
02:10:25 I am directly below
02:10:30 25.7 metres
02:10:32 29.32 north.
02:10:33 - Field track, 5-2, 0500 o'clock.
02:10:35 Killing track two.
02:10:37 Lock. Fire.
02:10:53 Yeah! Yeah!
02:10:55 B-1, stand on my target.
02:10:59 We're gonna make a break
02:11:01 You guys stick with me,
02:11:03 You stay on my ass.
02:11:06 Hope these F-16s
02:11:08 Yeah, why is that?
02:11:09 I told them
02:11:13 You mean
02:11:15 It wasn't my best toss,
02:11:18 - Run!
02:11:28 Incoming!
02:11:33 Come on.
02:12:07 Die!
02:12:15 Sam!
02:12:33 Hold your fire!
02:12:37 Sam!
02:12:39 Get out!
02:12:44 Can't you do something?
02:13:21 - Sam! Sam...
02:13:30 Come on, we got to move.
02:13:37 Sammy!
02:13:42 Clear! Take a shot.
02:13:46 One, two, three.
02:13:50 Do it again.
02:13:56 Sam!
02:14:00 Okay, listen to my voice.
02:14:06 Please, please come back to me.
02:14:23 Am I dead?
02:14:26 We have been watching you.
02:14:32 You have fought
02:14:35 our last descendant,
02:14:39 The virtues of a leader.
02:14:42 A leader
02:14:46 The Matrix of Leadership
02:14:49 It is earned.
02:14:52 Return now to Optimus,
02:14:55 merge the Matrix
02:14:58 It is, and always has been,
02:15:07 Sam.
02:15:14 I love you.
02:15:55 Boy, you returned
02:15:59 A living Prime!
02:16:03 I don't believe it.
02:16:16 My Matrix.
02:16:23 Get up, get up,
02:16:26 Get up, Prime!
02:16:29 - Oh, no.
02:16:33 You gotta stop him.
02:16:35 Optimus!
02:16:39 Fallen, my master.
02:16:42 My brothers could not
02:16:47 - Yes.
02:16:54 Enemy target,
02:16:56 Engage,
02:17:04 In moments,
02:17:22 I never did a thing
02:17:27 Optimus,
02:17:30 And you'll have a power
02:17:34 Fulfill your destiny.
02:17:42 Jolt, electrify!
02:18:05 Let's roll.
02:18:09 Fire. Take it off
02:18:23 This planet
02:18:49 Die
02:18:52 They were
02:19:23 First gra--
02:19:38 You picked
02:19:43 Give me your face.
02:19:54 I rise.
02:20:00 No. No.
02:20:05 Not to call you a coward, Master,
02:20:09 cowards do survive.
02:20:14 This isn't over.
02:20:43 You took all of this for you
02:20:48 You said it first.
02:21:41 Thank you, Sam,
02:21:44 You're welcome.
02:21:46 Thank you
02:21:53 Our races united by a history
02:21:58 And a future
02:22:02 I am Optimus Prime,
02:22:06 so that our past
02:22:09 For in those memories,
02:22:36 So glad you can join us.
02:22:40 Yeah, I was kinda busy.
02:22:44 Okay.