Transformers
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Before time began, |
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We know not where it comes from, |
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only that it holds the power |
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That is how our race was born. |
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For a time, we lived in harmony, |
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but like all great power, |
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And so began the war, |
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a war that ravaged our planet |
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and the Cube was lost |
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We scattered across the galaxy, |
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searching every star, every world. |
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And just when all hope seemed lost, |
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to an unknown planet called Earth. |
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But we were already too late. |
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Oh, God, five months of this. |
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I can't wait to get a little taste of home. |
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A plate of mama's alligators étouffée. |
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You've been talking |
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for the last two weeks. I'm never going |
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But Bobby, Bobby, 'gators are known |
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I understand. |
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English, please. English. |
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I mean, how many times have we... |
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Why you got to ruin it for me, man? |
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Go with the Spanish. Whatever. |
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Hey, you guys remember weekends? |
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-Cold hotdog and a flat beer. |
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What about you, Captain? |
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I just can't wait to hold my baby girl |
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-He's adorable. |
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Shut up! |
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Hey, I'm ready to do this. |
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Hey, any of y'all grow some balls, |
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Hey, hey! |
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Watch this crossover, baby. |
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Like Jordan in his prime, |
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-Step aside, ladies. |
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-Lennox! |
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-Water? |
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Are you gonna help me with the gear? |
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Colonel Sharp, we have an inbound |
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Unidentified aircraft, you are |
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Squawk ident and proceed east |
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Raptors one and two, snap to heading |
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Bogie is in the weeds ten miles out, |
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Unidentified aircraft, we will escort you |
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If you do not comply, |
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Copy the bogie. |
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Tail 4500 X-ray. |
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Sir, says here 4500 X |
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-Afghanistan. |
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-Check again, then recheck. |
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A friend of mine was on that chopper. |
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Unidentified aircraft, we will escort you |
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-Radar, where's the inbound? |
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-My wife on? |
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-My ladies! |
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Oh, my goodness. Look at her. |
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Look at those cheeks. |
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Baby, we made a good-looking kid. |
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I know that people say that all the time, |
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but, wow, we made |
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She has your laugh. |
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-She laughed? |
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You sure she didn't just fart? |
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No, she's a lady. |
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She doesn't know you yet, but she will. |
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4500 X. Something's not right. |
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Bogie's on the deck. |
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. Radar's jammed. |
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It's coming from the chopper. |
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-Will? |
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Hey, Sarah, if you can hear me, |
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Hey, Sarah, if you can hear me, |
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-To the right. Go to the right. |
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MH-53 pilot, power down now. |
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Have your crew step out |
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Hold your fire! Stand by to engage! |
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My God. |
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They bombed the antenna farm! |
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Go! Move! Move! |
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It's going after the files! |
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Cut the hard lines! |
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I need a key! It's locked! |
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Move! Move! |
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Here, come here! Come here! |
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Here, hide in here! |
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Oh, my God. Okay. |
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No! |
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Oh! |
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What the... |
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Epps, let's go! |
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Okay, Mr. Witwicky, you're up. |
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Sorry, I got a lot of stuff. |
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Watch. |
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Okay. |
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For my family... |
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Who did... Who did that? |
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Okay. |
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So, for my family genealogy report, |
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I decided to do it |
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who was a famous man, |
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Very famous explorer. |
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In fact, he was one of the first to explore |
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In 1897, he took 41 brave sailors |
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Move faster, men! Move! Chop! Heave! |
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The ice is freezing faster than |
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Heave! No sacrifice, no victory! |
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We'll get to the Arctic Circle, lads! |
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So that's the story, right? |
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And here we have some of |
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used by 19th-century seamen. |
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This here is the quadrant, |
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It's all for sale, by the way. |
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Like the sextant here. |
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These are pretty cool. |
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I haven't quite gotten them appraised |
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Are you going to sell me his liver? |
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Mr. Witwicky, this isn't show and sell. |
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I don't think your grandfather would be |
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particularly proud of what you're doing. |
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I know. I'm sorry. I just, you know, |
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You can tell your folks. It's on eBay. |
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Cold hard cash works, too. |
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And the compass makes a great gift |
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-Sam! |
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Unfortunately, |
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the genius that he was, wound up |
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drawing these strange symbols |
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and babbling on about |
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that he thought he'd discovered. |
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Okay. Might be a pop quiz tomorrow. |
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-Sleep in fear tonight. |
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-Sam? |
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Okay. Pretty good, right? |
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I'd say a solid B-. |
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A B-? |
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You were hawking |
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-in my classroom. |
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-Look, can you do me a favor? |
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Can you look out the window |
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-He's the guy in the green car. |
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Okay, I wanna tell you about a dream. |
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And a man's promise to that boy. |
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He looked at me in the eye. |
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"But I want you to bring me $2,000 |
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Okay? I got the 2,000 and I got two As. |
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Okay? Here's the dream. Your B-. |
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Sir, just ask yourself, |
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Yes! Yes, yes. |
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So? |
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A-. It's an A, though. |
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Wait, wait, wait. I can't see. It's an A. |
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-So I'm good? |
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-I got a little surprise for you, son. |
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Yeah, a little surprise. |
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No. No, no, no, no. Dad! |
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-Oh, you got to be kidding me. |
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Yeah. I am. |
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-You think that's funny? |
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-What's wrong with you? |
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a Porsche for your first car? |
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I don't want to talk to you |
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-Oh, come on. It's just a practical joke. |
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-Manny! |
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Get your cousin out of |
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He's having a heat stroke again. |
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Scaring white folks. |
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I'm hot! Makeup's melting. |
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Here? No, no, no, what is this? |
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not half a piece of crap, Dad. |
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When I was your age, I'd have been |
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Okay, let me explain |
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-You ever see 40-Year-Old Virgin? |
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Okay, that's what this is. |
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-Okay. |
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-No sacrifice, no victory. |
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-The old Witwicky motto, Dad. |
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Gentlemen. |
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Bobby Bolivia, like the country, |
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How can I help you? |
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Well, my son here, |
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-You come to see me? |
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That practically makes us family. |
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-Sam. |
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Sam, your first enchilada of freedom |
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Let me tell you something, son. |
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The car'll pick the driver. |
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It's a mystical bond |
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Son, I'm a lot of things, |
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Especially not in front of my mammy. |
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Don't be like that. |
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I tell you, man, she deaf, you know? |
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Well, over here, every piece of car |
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This ain't bad. |
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-This one's got racing stripes. |
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It got racing... |
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Yeah, what's this? |
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I don't know nothing about this car. |
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-Manny! |
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What is this? This car! Check it out! |
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I don't know, boss! I've never seen it! |
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Don't go Ricky Ricardo on me, Manny! |
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Feels good. |
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-How much? |
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considering the semi-classic nature |
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with the slick wheels |
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-Yeah, but the paint's faded. |
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It's custom faded? |
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Well, this is your first car. |
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-Five grand. |
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Kid, come on, get out. Get out the car. |
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No, no, no. |
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Well, sometimes they pick a driver |
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Now, this one here |
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There's a Fiesta with racing stripes |
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No, I don't want a Fiesta |
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This is a classic engine right here. |
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I sold a car the other day... |
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Gee. Holy cow. |
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-No, no, no. No worries. |
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I'll get a sledgehammer and knock |
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Get your clown cousin |
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and come bang this stuff out, baby! |
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... greater than man... |
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That one's my favorite, |
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$4,000. |
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Steve. |
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Hello, Mr. Secretary. |
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They're so young. |
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They're the top |
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NSA's recruiting right out of |
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Guys, that's the Secretary of Defense. |
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I am so underdressed. |
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Ladies and gentlemen, |
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Please be seated. |
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I'm John Keller. |
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Obviously, you're wondering |
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At 1900 local time yesterday, |
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the SOCCENT Forward Operations |
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So far as we know, |
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The objective of the attack |
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We're not sure |
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but we do know that |
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which would lead us to assume |
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Now, no one's taken responsibility |
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And the only real lead we have so far |
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That's the signal |
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NSA's working at full capacity |
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and intercept further communications, |
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but we need your help |
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Now, you've all shown considerable |
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We're on a hair-trigger here, people. |
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The President has dispatched |
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to the Arabian Gulf and Yellow Sea. |
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Now I'm gonna leave you |
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You'll break up into teams |
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Good luck to us all. |
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All right, Mojo. I got the car. |
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I need money to take out the girl |
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Zero bids. |
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Great. Broke. |
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Come on, Mojo. |
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No. Premature. |
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Good. What's up? |
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Nothing. You know, just driving my car. |
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It's like clockwork. |
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All right, I know you get wasted |
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but if you piss in my bed again, |
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That's it for today. No more. Crackhead. |
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-Ron, this one is uneven. |
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This one is wobbly. |
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-Yeah. I'll take care of that real soon. |
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-Sam... |
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I do not like footprints on my grass. |
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-What foot... There's no footprints. |
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So why don't you go from my grass |
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-It's family grass, Dad. |
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-you'll understand. |
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-You're putting girl jewelry on a boy dog. |
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He's got enough self-esteem issues |
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That's his bling. |
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I want you home at 11:00! |
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-Yeah, all right. |
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Please, for the love of God, drive safely. |
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Seat belt on! |
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Wow. You are so cheap. |
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Well, it's his first car. |
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At this time, we can't confirm |
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Oh, my God. |
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Our bases worldwide are, as of now, |
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our highest readiness level. |
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We're dealing with |
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that we have not come across before. |
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But our prayers are with the families |
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Honey, Daddy's gonna be okay. |
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I've never seen a weapons system |
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The thermal shows this weird aura |
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like it's cloaked |
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That's impossible. There's no |
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except in, like, comic book stuff, right? |
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-Man, I don't know. |
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My mama, she had the gift, you know? |
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She saw things. I got the gene, too, |
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and that thing that attacked us? |
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How about you use |
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and get us the hell out of here, huh? |
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When I took that picture, |
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It looked right at me. |
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All right, we got to get this thing |
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They got to know what |
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My radio's fried. |
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-I got no communication with aerial. |
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-How far do you live from here? |
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-Do they have a phone? |
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All right, let's hit it. |
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Dude, are you sure |
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Of course, Miles. |
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Oh, my God. |
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Oh, my God, dude, Mikaela's here. |
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-I'm good, right? |
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Okay. |
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Hey, guys, check it out. |
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Oh, hi. |
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Hey, bro. That car. It's nice. Hey. |
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So, what are you guys doing here? |
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We're here to climb this tree. |
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I see that. It looks... It looks fun. |
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-Yeah. |
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You tried out for the football team |
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Let's go call your mom. |
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Oh, no, no, that... No. |
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I was researching a book I was writing. |
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-Oh, yeah? |
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Yeah? What's it about? |
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No, it's about the link between |
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No, it's a good book. |
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You know, it's got mazes in it and, |
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sections, pop-up pictures. |
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That's funny. |
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Okay, okay. You know what? Stop. |
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Hey, guys, I know of a party. |
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You got to get out |
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Just get out of the tree |
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What are you doing? |
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Did you see that dismount? |
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You're making me look like an idiot. |
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-Hey, how about you let me drive? |
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These 22s, I don't want you |
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Why doesn't my little bunny |
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God, I can't even tell you how much |
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Okay. |
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You'll call me. |
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Who's gonna drive you home, tonight? |
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Hey, man, what's wrong |
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-I'm gonna drive her home tonight. |
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She's an evil jock concubine, man. |
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She lives 10 miles from here, okay? |
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You got to be understanding |
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All right. We'll put her in the back. |
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-Did you say, "Put her in the back"? |
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I'm not putting her in the back. |
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-That's a party foul. |
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Bros before hos. |
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Miles, I'm begging you to get out |
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You can't do this to me. |
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You got to get out of my car right now. |
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Who's gonna come around |
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Mikaela! It's Sam. |
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Witwicky. |
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I hope I didn't get you |
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You sure? |
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So, listen, I was wondering |
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I mean, give you a ride home |
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There you go. |
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So... |
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I can't believe that I'm here right now. |
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You can duck down if you want. |
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Oh, no, no, no. |
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I just meant here, like, in this situation, |
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'Cause, I don't know, I guess I just |
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for tight abs and really big arms. |
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Big arms? |
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Well, there's a couple new additions |
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Like, I just put in that light there. |
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And that disco ball. And so the light |
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Yeah. |
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Are you new to school this year? |
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Oh, no, no. |
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We've been in the same school |
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-Really? |
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Yeah, a long time. |
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Well, do we have any classes together? |
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-Yeah, yeah. |
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History. Language arts. Math. Science. |
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-Sam. |
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-Sam Wilkicky. |
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God, you know what? I'm so sorry. |
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-No, it's cool. |
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Yeah, well, I mean, |
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No, no, no. No. Come on. |
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Sorry, I'm just working out the kinks. |
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When I get that feeling |
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This radio is, like, you know... |
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Sexual healing |
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Look, this isn't something that I, |
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I can't get this radio to stop. |
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'Cause this is like a romantic thing |
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Not that you're not worthy |
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-No, of course not. |
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I'm not a romantic friend. |
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I mean, I'm not that friend. |
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I feel good |
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Just pop the hood. |
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Stupid. Shut up, shut up, shut up. |
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Whoa, nice headers. |
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You've got a high-rise |
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That's pretty impressive, Sam. |
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Double-pump? |
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It squirts the fuel in |
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I like to go faster. |
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And it looks like |
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Yeah? How'd you know that? |
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My dad. He was a real grease monkey. |
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I could take it all apart, clean it, |
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That's weird. |
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Oh, my God. |
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Well, you know, |
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Guys don't like it when you know |
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Especially not Trent. He hates it. |
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Yeah, no, I'm cool with, you know, |
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I prefer it, actually. |
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-Okay. You want to fire it up for me? |
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-Thanks. |
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You know, if Trent's such a jerk, |
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You know what? I'm just... |
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Good luck with your car. |
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All right. |
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Walking's healthy, right? |
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Oh, God, no, no, no, no, no, no. |
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Come on, please. |
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Don't let her walk away. Come on, |
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Baby come back |
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Hey! |
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There was something |
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Baby come back |
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Hey! |
00:26:48 |
Wait a second! |
00:26:50 |
I was wrong |
00:26:55 |
There it is. |
00:26:57 |
I had fun. |
00:27:01 |
-Oh, yeah, yeah. |
00:27:07 |
I think you're... No, no, no. |
00:27:10 |
I think there's a lot more |
00:27:17 |
Okay. |
00:27:19 |
Yeah. |
00:27:20 |
All right, I'll see you at school. |
00:27:22 |
All right. |
00:27:29 |
That's stupid. |
00:27:31 |
That was a stupid line. |
00:27:32 |
"There's more than meets |
00:27:37 |
Oh, God. |
00:27:40 |
Oh, my God. I love my car. |
00:27:53 |
Hey, guys, I think the other team |
00:27:58 |
Come on, man. This is way too smart |
00:28:02 |
-Think about it. |
00:28:06 |
No way. This is nothing like |
00:28:12 |
This is Air Force One. |
00:28:14 |
We will hunt down this enemy. |
00:28:16 |
we'll know just what to do with them. |
00:28:19 |
-Thank you. |
00:28:38 |
Apparently, there are |
00:28:40 |
Yes, Mr. President? |
00:28:41 |
Yeah, can you wrangle me up |
00:28:56 |
I joined the Air Force to bring the man |
00:29:26 |
Shoot. |
00:29:41 |
Gross. |
00:30:09 |
Do you hear that? |
00:30:14 |
Are you getting this? |
00:30:17 |
I think they're hacking |
00:30:34 |
Oh, my God. This is a direct match |
00:30:37 |
-Are you running a diagnostic? |
00:30:39 |
-Yes, you should. |
00:30:52 |
Someone! |
00:30:54 |
We need a senior analyst. |
00:30:56 |
-I think they're planting a virus. |
00:30:58 |
-It's streaming right now. |
00:31:00 |
and stealing a whole lot of data |
00:31:04 |
Code Red. We have a breach. |
00:31:05 |
Air Force One, someone onboard |
00:31:08 |
I'm in the cargo hold. Clear. Clear. |
00:31:16 |
-You got to cut the hard lines. |
00:31:17 |
-Whatever they want, they are getting it. |
00:31:20 |
Permission to take down |
00:31:23 |
-Cut all server hard lines now. |
00:31:49 |
Someone's tampered |
00:31:52 |
What the... |
00:31:59 |
Shots fired in the underdeck. |
00:32:01 |
Crew, prepare for emergency descent. |
00:32:22 |
I want our President in that bunker. |
00:32:24 |
And I don't want to discuss a damn |
00:32:28 |
That's our first priority. |
00:32:32 |
Air Force One is on the ground. |
00:33:37 |
Oh, God. No, no, no, no, no, no, no! |
00:33:40 |
That's my car! |
00:33:43 |
No! |
00:33:47 |
No, no, no, no. |
00:33:55 |
Dad, call the cops! |
00:33:59 |
Where you going with my car, buddy? |
00:34:02 |
Hello? 911 emergency! |
00:34:06 |
I'm in pursuit! Right? |
00:34:10 |
Bring everyone! |
00:34:13 |
My father's the head |
00:34:48 |
Oh, my God. |
00:35:06 |
My name is Sam Witwicky. |
00:35:08 |
Whoever finds this, my car is alive, |
00:35:12 |
Since this is my last words on Earth, |
00:35:14 |
and if you find Busty Beauties |
00:35:17 |
I'm holding it for Miles. |
00:35:19 |
Okay, that's not true. It's mine |
00:35:22 |
I'm sorry. Mojo, I love you. |
00:35:35 |
No! No! No! No! |
00:35:41 |
Oh, my God. |
00:35:43 |
No, you're a good dog! |
00:35:46 |
Oh, my God. |
00:35:50 |
Whoa! Hey, hey, hey! All right! Oh! |
00:35:58 |
Okay. Please, please don't kill me! |
00:35:59 |
I'm sorry! Take the keys! |
00:36:04 |
Listen, listen, listen. |
00:36:07 |
-Good, you're here. |
00:36:08 |
-No, no, no! It's not me! |
00:36:10 |
-The guy's inside. |
00:36:15 |
Put your head on the hood. |
00:36:30 |
Whoever did this finally managed |
00:36:33 |
which is what they tried to do in Qatar, |
00:36:35 |
-What did they get? |
00:36:37 |
-Talk to me about the virus. |
00:36:40 |
We're not sure what it's going to do, |
00:36:43 |
-Can we stop it? |
00:36:45 |
it adapts and speeds up. |
00:36:48 |
It's become the system. |
00:36:49 |
Obviously the first phase |
00:36:52 |
The only countries |
00:36:54 |
are Russia, North Korea, maybe China. |
00:36:56 |
-I'm sorry, that's not correct. |
00:36:59 |
I didn't see you standing there. |
00:37:02 |
I'm just the analyst |
00:37:04 |
Hold on. It was you? You did it? |
00:37:07 |
-Her team. |
00:37:10 |
they hacked your firewall in 10 seconds. |
00:37:13 |
Okay. Even a supercomputer |
00:37:16 |
would take 20 years to do that. |
00:37:17 |
Maybe you can explain, then, |
00:37:20 |
shows North Korea |
00:37:22 |
Maybe it's a precaution, |
00:37:26 |
The signal pattern is learning. |
00:37:30 |
And you need to |
00:37:32 |
and start considering |
00:37:34 |
There is nothing on Earth that complex. |
00:37:37 |
What about an organism? |
00:37:39 |
Maybe some kind of |
00:37:42 |
-And I know that that sounds crazy... |
00:37:46 |
We have six floors of analysts |
00:37:49 |
Now, if you can find proof to back up |
00:37:51 |
I'm gonna be happy to listen to you. |
00:37:54 |
on that brain-mouth thing, you're gonna |
00:38:03 |
Look, I can't be any clearer |
00:38:07 |
-It just stood up. |
00:38:11 |
Wow. That's really neat. |
00:38:14 |
Okay, chiefie. |
00:38:16 |
Time to fill her up. And no drippy-drippy. |
00:38:19 |
What are you rolling? |
00:38:20 |
Whippets? Goofballs? |
00:38:23 |
-No, I'm not on any drugs. |
00:38:26 |
Found it in your pocket. "Mojo." |
00:38:30 |
Is that what the kids are doing now? |
00:38:33 |
-Those are my dog's pain pills. |
00:38:40 |
What was that? |
00:38:43 |
You eyeballing my piece, 50 Cent? |
00:38:48 |
You wanna go? |
00:38:51 |
'Cause I promise you I will bust you up. |
00:38:56 |
Are you on drugs? |
00:39:06 |
Let's hope this telephone line works. |
00:39:10 |
Hey, heads up! |
00:39:13 |
Heads up! Hey! Heads up! |
00:39:22 |
What the heck was that? |
00:39:28 |
English, dude. English. |
00:39:37 |
Whoa! |
00:39:39 |
Watch out! |
00:39:46 |
-Open fire! |
00:39:49 |
Everybody, quiet. Settle. |
00:39:50 |
Whoa, mother... What the hell is... |
00:40:00 |
Get up! Get up! Come on! |
00:40:10 |
Go! Move it! |
00:40:24 |
Take cover! |
00:40:29 |
Fig! Cover the rear! |
00:40:31 |
Cover fire! Move it! Fig, cover the rear! |
00:40:36 |
Come on! Give me a mag! |
00:40:40 |
Where's your papa? |
00:40:42 |
Papa! |
00:40:44 |
Sir, we need... I need a telephone. |
00:40:46 |
-Telephone, telephone, yes! |
00:40:49 |
Hey, I need a mag! Give me a mag! |
00:40:50 |
-Cell phone! |
00:40:52 |
Fire! |
00:40:54 |
This is an emergency Pentagon call! |
00:40:57 |
It's an emergency Pentagon... |
00:41:01 |
I don't have a credit card! |
00:41:04 |
Sir, the attitude is not going to speed |
00:41:07 |
I'm going to ask you to speak |
00:41:10 |
I'm in the middle of a war! |
00:41:16 |
Ammo! |
00:41:18 |
I need a credit card! |
00:41:22 |
-Epps! Where's your wallet? |
00:41:25 |
-Which pocket? |
00:41:28 |
-You got 10 back pockets! |
00:41:33 |
All right, keep shooting! Keep shooting! |
00:41:35 |
Okay, it's Visa. |
00:41:38 |
Also, sir, have you heard about |
00:41:39 |
our premium plus |
00:41:41 |
No, I don't want a premium package! |
00:41:49 |
Give me a status. |
00:41:51 |
Sir, we're tracking a Special Ops team |
00:41:54 |
They say they're survivors |
00:41:56 |
Survivors? |
00:42:00 |
I ain't never seen this in my life! |
00:42:02 |
Need gunships on station ASAP! |
00:42:04 |
Predator's coming up in a minute. |
00:42:05 |
We're linking the call |
00:42:13 |
Unknown, man. I don't... |
00:42:16 |
Predator ETA two minutes. |
00:42:28 |
Hey! Make way! |
00:42:34 |
-What is that? |
00:42:42 |
We need air support |
00:42:44 |
Roll in strike package Bravo |
00:42:47 |
I authenticate Tango Whiskey |
00:42:50 |
Attention, all aircraft. This will be |
00:42:53 |
Weapons, I just got a call |
00:42:55 |
Who's closer to Kill Box One Alpha? |
00:42:57 |
-Send the Hogs, sir. |
00:42:58 |
to Kill Box One Alpha. |
00:43:00 |
Switch the Hogs to Kill Box One Alpha, |
00:43:03 |
Friendlies in the area. |
00:43:05 |
Seven-man team |
00:43:08 |
Received Kill Box One Alpha. |
00:43:14 |
Attack direction west! |
00:43:20 |
Strike, tell me status of Hog right now. |
00:43:22 |
Hog One-One Dark Star status. |
00:43:26 |
-Lennox! The heat's coming! |
00:43:29 |
We got a beam-rider incoming! |
00:43:39 |
-Ready! Heat's coming! |
00:43:42 |
Receiving radar jamming |
00:44:01 |
No frigging way |
00:44:03 |
Spooky Three Two, use 105 shells. |
00:44:08 |
Be advised, ground team is requesting |
00:44:40 |
Did we lose them? |
00:44:41 |
Warthog One confirm visual |
00:44:48 |
Where's Fig? |
00:44:50 |
-Fig? Fig? |
00:44:52 |
-God damn it! |
00:44:54 |
Get a medic! |
00:44:55 |
-I'm sorry. |
00:44:57 |
We'll get a medic. Just hold on. |
00:44:58 |
We need a medevac. One man down. |
00:45:05 |
Bring them home. |
00:45:09 |
You get those men stateside right now. |
00:45:11 |
I want them debriefed in 10 hours. |
00:45:20 |
There's only one hacker in the world |
00:45:34 |
Hey! Hey, hey, hey! Wait! Stop! |
00:45:39 |
I am sorry to bother you. |
00:45:41 |
-Maggie? |
00:45:43 |
No! This is my private area, |
00:45:47 |
-Listen to me. |
00:45:49 |
Shut up, Grandma! |
00:45:51 |
-What are you doing here? |
00:45:54 |
Grandmama! Drink your prune juice! |
00:46:01 |
-What level are you on, man? |
00:46:06 |
Oh, here come the matrix! |
00:46:13 |
Glen, seriously, don't you |
00:46:16 |
Yeah. Get low. |
00:46:18 |
-Here we go. Here we go. Double tap. |
00:46:22 |
Hey. I need a moment. |
00:46:25 |
-Please. |
00:46:26 |
Hey, man, save my game. |
00:46:28 |
How classified? |
00:46:31 |
Like "I will go to jail for the rest of |
00:46:36 |
Yes! One quick peek. |
00:46:38 |
Special Ops got a thermal snapshot |
00:46:42 |
-I want to see it. |
00:46:44 |
The rangers are en route |
00:46:46 |
but we also have a security issue. |
00:46:48 |
Circle logs indicate one of |
00:46:50 |
of the network intrusion signal. |
00:46:55 |
The signal strength is through the roof. |
00:46:59 |
It hacked the national military |
00:47:01 |
in less than a minute. |
00:47:03 |
-No way. |
00:47:06 |
Looks like there's a message embedded |
00:47:17 |
"Project Iceman"? |
00:47:19 |
-What's Sector Seven? |
00:47:23 |
Are you playing |
00:47:26 |
Cops! Cops! |
00:47:28 |
FBI! Clear right! |
00:47:33 |
Lock it down! Lock it down! |
00:47:36 |
Cops! |
00:47:38 |
Lock it down. |
00:47:39 |
Wait! I'm just a cousin! I'm just a... |
00:47:44 |
Get off my Grandmama's carpet! |
00:47:47 |
Especially police! |
00:47:49 |
It was an awesome spectacle here |
00:47:52 |
when over 40 C-17 s lifted off |
00:47:57 |
We're not told where they're going. |
00:47:59 |
Morning, Mo. |
00:48:00 |
The government has been very quiet |
00:48:02 |
-Mojo. Mojo. |
00:48:04 |
towards North Korea. |
00:48:06 |
Stop with the barking, Mojo. |
00:48:12 |
Miles? Miles, listen to me. Listen. |
00:48:14 |
-My car, it stole itself, okay? |
00:48:17 |
Satan's Camaro. In my yard. |
00:48:28 |
Stop! |
00:48:29 |
No, no, no, no, no, no. |
00:48:37 |
Oh, my God! |
00:48:39 |
Sam? |
00:48:44 |
Hi. |
00:48:45 |
That was... That was really awesome. |
00:48:48 |
-Well, it felt awesome. |
00:48:50 |
I'm not okay, all right? |
00:48:52 |
I'm getting chased by my car right now. |
00:48:54 |
You know what? |
00:49:30 |
Oh, great. Cops. |
00:49:36 |
Officer! |
00:49:39 |
Listen! |
00:49:42 |
Oh, that hurt. |
00:49:46 |
Listen to me! |
00:49:48 |
Thank God you're here! |
00:49:51 |
I've been... I've been followed here |
00:49:54 |
And my car's right there |
00:49:57 |
So get out of the car! No! Stop! |
00:50:04 |
Okay! I'm sorry! I'm... |
00:50:10 |
Okay, look, look, look! Stop, stop! |
00:50:18 |
Please! Okay, |
00:50:23 |
Okay. |
00:50:30 |
Oh, God, no! No! |
00:50:33 |
Oh, shit! Oh, shit, shit, shit! |
00:50:42 |
It's a bad dream. |
00:50:45 |
Are you username LadiesMan217? |
00:50:47 |
I don't know what you're talking about! |
00:50:48 |
Are you username LadiesMan217? |
00:50:51 |
Yeah. |
00:50:52 |
Where is eBay item 21153? |
00:50:55 |
Where are the glasses? |
00:51:08 |
Get back! |
00:51:10 |
Stop! |
00:51:14 |
God! |
00:51:16 |
What is your problem, Sam? |
00:51:18 |
Okay, there's a monster right there! |
00:51:20 |
Here he comes! All right, get up. |
00:51:32 |
Sam, what is that thing? |
00:51:33 |
-You have to get in the car. Get in. |
00:51:35 |
-Get in the car. Trust me. Trust me! |
00:51:37 |
Get in! Go, go, go, go, go. |
00:51:53 |
Go, go, go, go! |
00:51:59 |
Oh, God! We're gonna die! |
00:52:01 |
No, we're not. No, we're not gonna die. |
00:52:02 |
-Oh, my God! |
00:52:05 |
Oh, my God! No! |
00:52:07 |
We're gonna die! |
00:52:14 |
Oh, my God! |
00:52:33 |
We're locked in. |
00:52:37 |
The car won't start. |
00:52:46 |
Okay. |
00:52:49 |
Time to start. |
00:53:55 |
He's got me! Oh, God! |
00:54:02 |
He's going to kill me! |
00:54:07 |
No. No, no, no! |
00:54:24 |
Get off! |
00:54:39 |
Kill it! Kill it! |
00:54:41 |
Get it, get it, get it, get it! |
00:54:49 |
Not so tough without a head, are you? |
00:54:57 |
Here, come on. |
00:55:13 |
What is it? |
00:55:16 |
It's a robot. |
00:55:19 |
But like a... |
00:55:20 |
Like a different... |
00:55:25 |
It's probably Japanese. |
00:55:27 |
Yeah, it's definitely Japanese. |
00:55:31 |
What are you doing? |
00:55:33 |
I don't think it wants to hurt us. |
00:55:36 |
Really? Well, do you speak robot? |
00:55:39 |
Because they just had, like, |
00:55:44 |
-I think it wants something from me. |
00:55:47 |
Well, 'cause the other one was |
00:55:50 |
You are the strangest boy |
00:55:53 |
-Can you talk? |
00:55:56 |
Digital cable brings you... |
00:55:59 |
So you... You talk through the radio? |
00:56:01 |
Thank you, you're beautiful. |
00:56:04 |
So, what was that last night? |
00:56:06 |
Message from Starfleet, Captain... |
00:56:08 |
Throughout the inanimate vastness |
00:56:10 |
Angels will rain down |
00:56:12 |
Visitors from heaven? What... |
00:56:14 |
What are you, |
00:56:22 |
Any more questions you want to ask? |
00:56:26 |
He wants us to get in the car. |
00:56:29 |
And go where? |
00:56:31 |
Fifty years from now, |
00:56:33 |
don't you want to be able to say |
00:57:06 |
This car's a pretty good driver. |
00:57:07 |
I know. |
00:57:11 |
Why don't you go sit in that seat, there? |
00:57:13 |
I'm not going to sit in that seat. |
00:57:16 |
Yeah. |
00:57:18 |
You're right. |
00:57:21 |
-Well, maybe you should sit in my lap. |
00:57:25 |
Well, I have the only seat belt here. |
00:57:31 |
-Yeah, all right. |
00:57:33 |
-Yeah. |
00:57:37 |
There, see? That's better. |
00:57:39 |
-Okay. |
00:57:44 |
You know, that seat belt thing was |
00:57:49 |
Thank you. |
00:57:51 |
You know what I don't understand? |
00:57:53 |
Why, if he's supposed to be, like, |
00:57:56 |
does he transform back |
00:58:00 |
Whoa! Whoa! |
00:58:01 |
Oh, see? No. Get... |
00:58:04 |
Move it, you moron! |
00:58:05 |
Great, now... See? |
00:58:09 |
Fantastic. |
00:58:10 |
Now you pissed him off. |
00:58:12 |
That car is sensitive. |
00:58:14 |
I mean, $4000 just drove off. |
00:58:29 |
What? |
00:59:34 |
This is you... |
00:59:41 |
Oh, my God! |
00:59:50 |
Come on, let's go. |
00:59:56 |
This is the coolest thing I've ever seen! |
01:00:00 |
This is easily a hundred times cooler |
01:00:03 |
Fire, fire, fire, fire! |
01:00:19 |
Whoa! Sweet! |
01:00:21 |
Oh, dude, I hope this guy's got |
01:00:23 |
'cause he is so boned! |
01:00:29 |
What is that? |
01:00:30 |
There's something in the tree, dude. |
01:00:32 |
No, there's something |
01:00:34 |
Could you guys just give me |
01:01:11 |
Excuse me, are you the tooth fairy? |
01:01:15 |
Hey, sweetheart, what are you doing |
01:01:18 |
Holy God! What happened to the pool? |
01:02:53 |
Are you Samuel James Witwicky, |
01:02:59 |
They know your name. |
01:03:00 |
They know your name. |
01:03:01 |
Yeah. |
01:03:03 |
My name is Optimus Prime. |
01:03:05 |
We are autonomous robotic organisms |
01:03:09 |
-But you can call us Autobots for short. |
01:03:13 |
-What's cracking, little bitches? |
01:03:18 |
This looks like a cool place to kick it. |
01:03:22 |
What is that? |
01:03:24 |
We've learned Earth's languages |
01:03:29 |
My weapons specialist, Ironhide. |
01:03:33 |
-You feeling lucky, punk? |
01:03:36 |
Just kidding. |
01:03:41 |
Our medical officer, Ratchet. |
01:03:43 |
The boy's pheromone level suggests |
01:03:50 |
You already know |
01:03:53 |
Bumblebee, right? |
01:03:55 |
Check on the rep |
01:03:57 |
So you're my guardian, huh? |
01:03:59 |
His vocal processors were damaged |
01:04:09 |
Why are you here? |
01:04:11 |
We are here looking for the All Spark. |
01:04:16 |
Mega-what? |
01:04:27 |
Our planet was once a powerful empire, |
01:04:34 |
until we were betrayed by Megatron, |
01:04:40 |
All who defied them were destroyed. |
01:04:43 |
Our war finally consumed the planet, |
01:04:50 |
Megatron followed it to Earth, |
01:04:58 |
My grandfather. |
01:04:59 |
It was an accident |
01:05:07 |
Come back! |
01:05:11 |
I think the dogs have found something. |
01:05:15 |
The ice is cracking! |
01:05:26 |
Captain! Grab my rope, Captain! |
01:05:29 |
I'm all right, lads! |
01:05:33 |
Can we throw you a rope, Captain? |
01:05:43 |
Megatron crash-landed |
01:05:51 |
Men! We've made a discovery! |
01:05:55 |
He accidentally activated |
01:06:13 |
The coordinates to the Cube's location |
01:06:19 |
How'd you know about his glasses? |
01:06:21 |
-EBay. |
01:06:23 |
If the Decepticons find the All Spark, |
01:06:27 |
they will use its power to transform |
01:06:32 |
And the human race |
01:06:36 |
Sam Witwicky, |
01:06:45 |
Please tell me |
01:06:52 |
It's like |
01:06:55 |
Look at the scorch mark |
01:06:57 |
Melted right through. |
01:06:59 |
Hey, aren't sabots hot-loaded for, like, |
01:07:02 |
Close to it. It melts tank armor. |
01:07:04 |
So this metal skin must react |
01:07:07 |
-Heads up! |
01:07:10 |
I thought you said |
01:07:13 |
Strap it down! Strap it! |
01:07:16 |
All right, get on the horn |
01:07:18 |
Tell them that our effective weapon |
01:07:20 |
Recommend we load them |
01:07:27 |
You want that piece? |
01:07:29 |
Okay, Maggie, look. Let me break |
01:07:32 |
They gonna come through that door |
01:07:34 |
Don't fall for that, all right? |
01:07:38 |
See, they put the plate of donuts |
01:07:40 |
If you don't touch it, you're guilty. |
01:07:43 |
I ate the whole plate. |
01:07:47 |
It's me and you. |
01:07:48 |
They walk through that door, |
01:08:05 |
She did it! She did it! |
01:08:08 |
I was just sitting at home |
01:08:10 |
playing video games with my cousin, |
01:08:12 |
-And then... |
01:08:13 |
Hey! I am not going to jail for you |
01:08:15 |
I have done nothing bad my entire life! |
01:08:20 |
Okay, so what? |
01:08:21 |
I've downloaded a couple of |
01:08:24 |
Who hasn't? Who hasn't? |
01:08:25 |
-I promise! |
01:08:26 |
No, you shut up! Don't talk to me! |
01:08:33 |
-Oh, sugar rush. |
01:08:35 |
See? So can I go home now? |
01:08:36 |
-Oh, okay. I won't. |
01:08:39 |
Okay, whoever hacked into your military |
01:08:43 |
It was something about |
01:08:45 |
and some government group, right? |
01:08:49 |
You have to let me talk to |
01:08:51 |
before you go to war |
01:08:53 |
Whatever fell out of the sky |
01:08:56 |
-What did he say? |
01:08:58 |
-Did he hear it, too? |
01:08:59 |
-What does he think it is? |
01:09:02 |
-What a knucklehead. |
01:09:09 |
Still no official word as to |
01:09:11 |
-Yeah! |
01:09:12 |
-Yeah. Why? |
01:09:14 |
Well, I'll call him in 15 minutes. |
01:09:15 |
If you wait 15 minutes, he'll be late |
01:09:18 |
Well, I can't ground him |
01:09:24 |
I need you to stay here, all right? |
01:09:26 |
You got to stay here |
01:09:27 |
-Okay, okay. |
01:09:28 |
-Do you hear what I'm saying? |
01:09:29 |
Five minutes, all right? |
01:09:31 |
-Thanks for staying on my path. |
01:09:34 |
The... Oh, the path. I'm sorry. |
01:09:36 |
I'm gonna sweep the whole thing |
01:09:38 |
-You know, I buy half your car... |
01:09:40 |
...then I bail you out of jail and then |
01:09:44 |
-The chores. |
01:09:46 |
Life... Life is fantastic, is how good it is. |
01:09:49 |
It's so... Oh, the trash cans. Sorry, Dad. |
01:09:51 |
No, no, I don't want you |
01:09:53 |
No, no, I won't strain myself, Dad. |
01:09:54 |
-I'll do it. |
01:09:56 |
-You sure? I don't mind, I don't... |
01:09:57 |
No, no, no, I'm gonna do it. |
01:09:59 |
I'm gonna do the trash cans |
01:10:01 |
and I'm gonna... I'm gonna sweep up |
01:10:05 |
-Tonight, right now? |
01:10:07 |
The... |
01:10:10 |
I love you. God, I love you |
01:10:13 |
just so much right now. |
01:10:14 |
You know, |
01:10:16 |
-You're three minutes late. |
01:10:18 |
Oh, well, just another thing |
01:10:19 |
because you're such a swell guy. |
01:10:21 |
One more thing, huh? |
01:10:22 |
All right, I love you! |
01:10:26 |
What are you doing? |
01:10:28 |
No, watch the path! Watch the path! |
01:10:31 |
No, no, wait. No, no, no! Oh, no! |
01:10:34 |
-Sorry. My bad. |
01:10:36 |
You couldn't wait for five... |
01:10:39 |
I told you to just stay! Just stay! God! |
01:10:45 |
-I told you to watch them. I told you. |
01:10:47 |
-They seem to be in a little bit of a rush. |
01:10:52 |
Mojo, Mojo! Off the robot! God! |
01:10:55 |
-Oh, wet. |
01:10:58 |
Hold on! Hold! This is Mojo. |
01:11:01 |
He's a pet. Okay? That's all. |
01:11:03 |
-Put the... Put them away. Please. |
01:11:07 |
-A what? |
01:11:08 |
No, no, no, no. |
01:11:10 |
This is my... This is my Chihuahua. |
01:11:13 |
He's leaked lubricants all over my foot. |
01:11:18 |
-He peed on you? Bad Mojo. Bad Mojo! |
01:11:22 |
I'm sorry. |
01:11:23 |
That's all it is. |
01:11:25 |
-My foot's gonna rust. |
01:11:29 |
Okay, okay. |
01:11:32 |
-Shut up and go hide! |
01:11:37 |
Autobots, recon. |
01:11:41 |
I hope he's okay. He's in the kitchen. |
01:11:44 |
Got some ice on his nose. |
01:11:45 |
I had to slap him around a little bit. |
01:11:48 |
You did not. |
01:11:51 |
-You didn't even ground him. |
01:11:53 |
Where are they? No, no, no, no, no. |
01:11:58 |
Come on, come on. |
01:12:05 |
-What? What is this? |
01:12:08 |
-They really want those glasses. |
01:12:10 |
-I'm gonna help you. |
01:12:12 |
-Please hurry. |
01:12:16 |
-Yeah, no, no. It's definitely gone. |
01:12:18 |
My glasses were in the bag. |
01:12:19 |
They were in the backpack |
01:12:21 |
Well, they're gonna be pissed, |
01:12:22 |
So what I think you should do is |
01:12:24 |
You should check this whole... |
01:12:26 |
Just give it a clean sweep, |
01:12:29 |
Yeah, no, no, no. Not there. |
01:12:31 |
-Sorry. That's nothing. |
01:12:33 |
-You just told me to look... |
01:12:34 |
but I didn't mean to look inside |
01:12:36 |
You should be way more specific |
01:12:38 |
I'm already stressed out enough. |
01:12:40 |
Okay. What now? |
01:12:44 |
No. No, no. No, no, no. |
01:12:48 |
This isn't hiding. This isn't hiding. |
01:12:52 |
Oh, God. Oh! |
01:12:53 |
Okay, I saw it. The UFO landed |
01:12:57 |
My moped's under there, man! |
01:13:01 |
Sam? Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam. |
01:13:03 |
-He's back here. |
01:13:06 |
What? Oh, no, no, no. |
01:13:08 |
-This is my mother's flower... |
01:13:09 |
Okay, listen. You got to listen to me. |
01:13:10 |
If my parents come out here |
01:13:12 |
My mother's got a temper, okay? |
01:13:14 |
We must have the glasses. |
01:13:15 |
I know you need the glasses. |
01:13:17 |
They're not here. |
01:13:19 |
Keep searching. |
01:13:21 |
I need you to be quiet for five minutes. |
01:13:22 |
Ten minutes. Okay? |
01:13:24 |
Please, I'm begging you. You got to... |
01:13:26 |
I can't concentrate. |
01:13:28 |
Calm down, calm down. |
01:13:29 |
You got to do something here. |
01:13:31 |
-Autobots, fall back. |
01:13:33 |
Good? Good? Okay. |
01:13:35 |
-Move! |
01:13:37 |
What's the matter with you? |
01:13:38 |
He wants us to be quiet. |
01:13:44 |
Earthquake! Move, move, move, move, |
01:13:48 |
Judy! Judy, get under the table! Move it! |
01:13:49 |
Judy! Judy, get under the table! Move it! |
01:13:52 |
How did you get over there so fast? |
01:13:55 |
Wow! That was tingly! |
01:13:57 |
-You got to try that! |
01:14:05 |
-Sam? |
01:14:10 |
-What the hell is that? |
01:14:13 |
-Sam? |
01:14:15 |
-Sam! |
01:14:17 |
-Come on, hurry. |
01:14:19 |
What's with the light? |
01:14:21 |
What's going on? Turn it off. |
01:14:23 |
-Shut it off. |
01:14:24 |
How come the door's locked? |
01:14:25 |
You know the rules. |
01:14:29 |
You know he'll start counting |
01:14:30 |
-if you don't open the door! |
01:14:32 |
Oh, dear. |
01:14:33 |
-Four. It's coming off the hinges, pal. |
01:14:35 |
-Sam, just open the door. |
01:14:36 |
-Oh, my. |
01:14:37 |
-He's counting. |
01:14:40 |
-What's up? What's with the bat? |
01:14:43 |
-I'm talking to you. |
01:14:46 |
I'm a child. You know, I'm a teenager. |
01:14:48 |
We heard voices and noises |
01:14:51 |
It doesn't matter what we thought. |
01:14:52 |
No, what light? What? |
01:14:54 |
You got two lights in your hand! |
01:14:56 |
-Maybe it bounced... |
01:14:57 |
Look, you can't... You can't just bounce |
01:15:00 |
You got to knock. |
01:15:01 |
-We knocked for five minutes. |
01:15:02 |
-We knocked. |
01:15:04 |
-You were screaming at me, okay? |
01:15:05 |
This is repression, |
01:15:07 |
-You're ruining my youth, okay? |
01:15:09 |
You are so defensive! |
01:15:15 |
-Judy. |
01:15:17 |
-No, Mom. |
01:15:18 |
-It's okay. |
01:15:19 |
That's not something for you |
01:15:20 |
-That's a father-and-son thing, okay? |
01:15:22 |
I mean, you don't have to call it that |
01:15:25 |
You can call it Sam's happy time or... |
01:15:29 |
-Happy time? |
01:15:31 |
-Stop. |
01:15:32 |
-Judy, stop. |
01:15:33 |
-Mom, you can't come in and... |
01:15:34 |
It's just been a weird night. |
01:15:36 |
-No, no, Dad. |
01:15:39 |
Oh, parents. |
01:15:41 |
I don't know where it was, but we saw it. |
01:15:45 |
Earthquake! It's another one! Another |
01:15:49 |
-Okay! |
01:15:51 |
-Okay! |
01:15:52 |
Oh, I hate these. |
01:15:53 |
-Got to ride it out. Ride it out! |
01:15:54 |
-Hey, the lights are back on. |
01:15:55 |
-Where? |
01:15:57 |
Can't you take safety seriously? |
01:15:58 |
-Good Lord, this floor is filthy, Sam. |
01:16:02 |
Oh, no! Look at the yard. |
01:16:10 |
Judy? Better call the city. |
01:16:13 |
Power pole's sparking all over |
01:16:16 |
Oh, man. Yard's a waste. |
01:16:18 |
Trashed. Gone. |
01:16:20 |
-It's a wash. The whole yard. |
01:16:22 |
The parents are very irritating. |
01:16:24 |
-Yeah, yeah, yeah. |
01:16:26 |
Ironhide, you know |
01:16:28 |
What is with you? |
01:16:30 |
Well, I'm just saying we could. |
01:16:33 |
We heard you talking |
01:16:35 |
-We wanna know who. |
01:16:38 |
Hi. I'm Mikaela. |
01:16:40 |
I'm a... I'm a friend of Sam's. |
01:16:44 |
Gosh, you're gorgeous. |
01:16:47 |
-She can hear you talking, Mom. |
01:16:50 |
Oh, my goodness. I'm sorry you had to |
01:16:53 |
-Sorry that we're bugging you. |
01:16:54 |
-Come on, hon. Let's go. |
01:17:13 |
Oh, yes. Okay. Okay. |
01:17:16 |
-Yeah. |
01:17:18 |
I want you to distract my parents |
01:17:20 |
while I slip out and get these glasses |
01:17:28 |
-Ronald Wickity? |
01:17:30 |
We're the government. Sector Seven. |
01:17:33 |
-Never heard of it. |
01:17:35 |
Your son's the great-grandson |
01:17:37 |
It's Witwicky. |
01:17:39 |
May I enter the premises, sir? |
01:17:42 |
Ron, there's guys all over the front yard. |
01:17:45 |
What the heck is going on here? |
01:17:46 |
Your son filed a stolen car report |
01:17:48 |
We think it's involved in |
01:17:51 |
-They're ripping up my rose bushes! |
01:17:52 |
That's right. National security. |
01:17:53 |
My God, Ron, they're everywhere. |
01:17:55 |
There's guys in suits all around |
01:17:58 |
Could you stay off the grass? |
01:17:59 |
Get me a sample |
01:18:01 |
They're pulling bushes out |
01:18:03 |
Good Lord! They've got to get |
01:18:06 |
-Drop the bat, ma'am. |
01:18:08 |
I'm carrying a loaded weapon. |
01:18:09 |
But you'd better get those guys |
01:18:11 |
or I am gonna beat the crap out of them! |
01:18:13 |
Are you experiencing any flu-like |
01:18:16 |
-No! |
01:18:18 |
How you doing, son? |
01:18:21 |
-Yeah. |
01:18:23 |
Whoa, way out of line. |
01:18:24 |
Sir, I am asking politely. Back off. |
01:18:28 |
-You're not taking my son. |
01:18:30 |
You gonna try to get rough with us? |
01:18:31 |
No, but I'm gonna call the cops |
01:18:32 |
because there's something fishy |
01:18:35 |
Yeah. There's something a little fishy |
01:18:38 |
your little Taco Bell dog and this |
01:18:42 |
-What operation? |
01:18:44 |
I think direct contact. |
01:18:52 |
-Son? |
01:18:55 |
-Step forward, please. |
01:19:03 |
Fourteen rads. |
01:19:06 |
Bingo! Tag them and bag them! |
01:19:09 |
If you hurt my dog, I'll kick your ass! |
01:19:11 |
Get me a sample on |
01:19:12 |
Sam! Do not say anything, Sam! |
01:19:14 |
-Yeah. |
01:19:20 |
So, |
01:19:23 |
LadiesMan217. |
01:19:26 |
That is your eBay username, right? |
01:19:30 |
Yeah, but, you know, |
01:19:32 |
What do you make of this? |
01:19:33 |
My name is Sam Witwicky, okay? |
01:19:36 |
Is that you? |
01:19:37 |
Yeah, that sounds like LadiesMan. |
01:19:40 |
Last night at the station, you told |
01:19:46 |
-Enlighten me. |
01:19:48 |
'Cause this is a total misunderstanding |
01:19:53 |
-Really? |
01:19:55 |
but it's fine now because it's back! |
01:19:58 |
-Well, not by itself. |
01:20:00 |
Because cars don't do that |
01:20:06 |
That's funny. That is so funny. |
01:20:08 |
So what do you kids know |
01:20:12 |
Oh, you mean, like a Martian? |
01:20:15 |
-It's an urban legend. |
01:20:16 |
You see this? |
01:20:18 |
This is an I-can-do-whatever-I-want |
01:20:20 |
-Right. |
01:20:23 |
Oh, God. You know what? |
01:20:24 |
He's just pissy 'cause he's got to |
01:20:27 |
You, in the training bra, do not test me. |
01:20:30 |
Especially with your daddy's parole |
01:20:32 |
What? Parole? |
01:20:34 |
-It's nothing. |
01:20:37 |
You know those cars my dad |
01:20:39 |
Well, they... They weren't always his. |
01:20:41 |
You stole cars? |
01:20:42 |
Well, we couldn't always afford |
01:20:44 |
so sometimes he had to take me along. |
01:20:46 |
She's got her own juvie record |
01:20:48 |
She's a criminal. Criminals are hot. |
01:20:52 |
That'd be a real shame if he had to rot |
01:20:57 |
It is time to talk! |
01:21:06 |
Big! It's big! |
01:21:12 |
Go, go, go, go! |
01:21:15 |
-I can't see it! I can't see it! |
01:21:17 |
All right! All right! |
01:21:33 |
You A-holes are in trouble now. |
01:21:36 |
Gentlemen, I want to introduce you |
01:21:45 |
Taking the children was a bad move. |
01:21:48 |
Autobots, relieve them of their weapons. |
01:21:55 |
Freeze! |
01:21:58 |
-Whoa! Whoa! |
01:21:59 |
Whoa! |
01:22:02 |
Whoa! |
01:22:14 |
Hi, there. |
01:22:15 |
You don't seem afraid. |
01:22:21 |
Look, there are |
01:22:26 |
I'm not authorized |
01:22:28 |
except to tell you |
01:22:30 |
-Get out of the car. |
01:22:33 |
-Me? You want me to get... |
01:22:34 |
All right, all right. Get out. Hey. |
01:22:36 |
All right, I'm... I'm getting out. |
01:22:40 |
Very nifty how you put us down |
01:22:43 |
You're good with handcuffs, too, |
01:22:45 |
How you doing? |
01:22:46 |
-You weren't supposed to hear all that. |
01:22:48 |
-Yeah. |
01:22:50 |
Now, listen. If I choose to engage |
01:22:53 |
Sam, I have a record |
01:22:58 |
When have you had to sacrifice |
01:23:03 |
Big guys. Big guys with big guns, huh? |
01:23:05 |
What is Sector Seven? Answer me. |
01:23:08 |
I'm the one who asks questions |
01:23:11 |
-How'd you know about the aliens? |
01:23:13 |
-I am not at liberty to discuss it. |
01:23:15 |
Hey. You touch me, |
01:23:17 |
Do-whatever-you-want |
01:23:19 |
Yeah. Brave now all of a sudden, with |
01:23:22 |
-Where is Sector Seven? |
01:23:30 |
Hey! |
01:23:31 |
Bumblebee, stop lubricating the man. |
01:23:34 |
Get that thing to stop, huh? |
01:23:38 |
-All right, tough guy, take it off. |
01:23:41 |
-Your clothes, all of it, off. |
01:23:45 |
For threatening my dad. |
01:23:50 |
Little lady, this is the beginning |
01:23:58 |
You're a criminal. |
01:24:00 |
Let's face facts. It's in your gene pool. |
01:24:04 |
Those are nice. |
01:24:07 |
All right. |
01:24:08 |
This is such a felony, what you're doing. |
01:24:13 |
-I will hunt you down, okay? |
01:24:15 |
-Without any remorse! |
01:24:17 |
-Enjoy. |
01:24:18 |
-We have got to alert everyone. |
01:24:29 |
Optimus! Incoming! |
01:24:39 |
Roll out. |
01:24:47 |
Okay, I'm picking up rad readings |
01:24:53 |
Okay, I'm getting really good rad |
01:24:57 |
Up you get. |
01:25:03 |
Okay, we're dropping in. |
01:25:09 |
Really strong readings right down |
01:25:11 |
Ship one and two, come on in. |
01:25:15 |
That's it, right there. |
01:25:17 |
Okay, there he is. 11:30. 11:30. |
01:25:21 |
I got it. 12:00. |
01:25:27 |
Okay, I'm tracking him. I've got him. |
01:25:31 |
Got him going down the street. |
01:25:37 |
Okay. Where'd he go, guys? I lost him. |
01:25:42 |
Okay, I lost him. I lost him. |
01:25:45 |
Okay, we're coming around. |
01:26:09 |
Easy, you two. |
01:26:20 |
No! No! No, Sam! Sam, don't drop me! |
01:26:24 |
Sam, don't! Sam, don't! I'm slipping! |
01:26:28 |
-Hold on! |
01:26:34 |
Sam! |
01:26:41 |
All right, we've got him pinned. |
01:26:44 |
I'm in for the shot. |
01:26:46 |
Stop! Stop! |
01:26:48 |
Wait! No! |
01:26:53 |
-Take the shot, get him. |
01:26:57 |
No! |
01:27:14 |
No! Stop! |
01:27:17 |
Stop! |
01:27:19 |
Get down on the ground! Get down! |
01:27:23 |
What? Okay. |
01:27:26 |
Look, he's not fighting back! |
01:27:29 |
Freeze it! Freeze it! Freeze it! |
01:27:38 |
Stop hurting him! |
01:27:49 |
Don't let him move! |
01:27:51 |
I got him here! |
01:28:16 |
No! |
01:28:21 |
Happy to see me again? |
01:28:24 |
Put him in a car |
01:28:33 |
I want that thing frozen |
01:28:44 |
Hang back. Let me check it out. |
01:28:49 |
Optimus, |
01:28:53 |
are we just gonna stand here |
01:28:55 |
There's no way to free Bumblebee |
01:28:59 |
-But it's not right. He... |
01:29:14 |
The Chinese and the Russians |
01:29:16 |
in the western Pacific. |
01:29:18 |
We feel like this could get |
01:29:20 |
But the next couple of hours |
01:29:27 |
US and Chinese task forces |
01:29:30 |
of cruise missile range. |
01:29:31 |
Tell the strike group commander that |
01:29:35 |
-Yes, sir! |
01:29:39 |
Tom Banachek. I'm with Sector Seven, |
01:29:45 |
Never heard of it. I'm a little busy, Tom. |
01:29:51 |
-What's going on here? |
01:29:57 |
Sit rep! Talk to me! |
01:30:00 |
-The whole room's gone down, sir. |
01:30:02 |
The virus was coded to shut us down. |
01:30:04 |
-General? |
01:30:08 |
What do you mean, "shut us down"? |
01:30:09 |
They used our network to spread out |
01:30:12 |
The blackout's global. |
01:30:13 |
We have no communications, |
01:30:16 |
You mean to tell me that I cannot pick |
01:30:26 |
Mr. Secretary? I'm here under |
01:30:33 |
You really need to see |
01:30:38 |
You'll have to accept that |
01:30:40 |
you won't understand right away. |
01:30:42 |
Sector Seven is a special-access |
01:30:45 |
convened in secret under |
01:30:50 |
You may remember NASA JPL |
01:30:55 |
We told them to report the mission |
01:31:00 |
Beagle 2 transmitted 13 seconds. |
01:31:03 |
This was classified above top secret. |
01:31:20 |
EDA ended at 170 hours, 48 minutes. |
01:31:23 |
More than just a pile of Martian rocks. |
01:31:27 |
This is the image from Mars. |
01:31:30 |
Here's the image your |
01:31:33 |
from the base attack. |
01:31:35 |
We believe they are of |
01:31:39 |
and obviously not Russian |
01:31:42 |
Are we talking about an invasion? |
01:31:45 |
We intercepted the message |
01:31:48 |
These things can be hurt by |
01:31:52 |
That's why the virus shut us down, |
01:31:54 |
so we can't coordinate against |
01:31:57 |
which I would bet my ridiculous |
01:32:05 |
Get word to our fleet commanders |
01:32:08 |
It's a shortwave radio channel. |
01:32:11 |
Tell them to turn their ships around |
01:32:15 |
And inform all commands to prepare |
01:32:28 |
Captain Lennox, we need you and |
01:32:31 |
Let's go! |
01:32:37 |
She's in here. |
01:32:39 |
What's going on? |
01:32:41 |
You're coming with me. |
01:32:44 |
-You're going to be my advisor. |
01:32:47 |
Who's this? |
01:32:49 |
-He's my advisor. |
01:33:04 |
-So... |
01:33:07 |
I bought a car. |
01:33:12 |
Wow. |
01:33:13 |
Who knew? |
01:33:31 |
Make a hole! Watch your back! |
01:33:44 |
Please, let this work. |
01:33:48 |
Fire it up, Optimus. |
01:33:51 |
The code. |
01:33:53 |
The code on these glasses indicates |
01:34:00 |
I sense the Decepticons |
01:34:05 |
They must know it's here, as well. |
01:34:07 |
What about Bumblebee? |
01:34:08 |
We can't just leave him to die |
01:34:12 |
He'll die in vain |
01:34:16 |
Bumblebee is a brave soldier. |
01:34:21 |
Why are we fighting to save |
01:34:25 |
They're a primitive and violent race. |
01:34:31 |
Were we so different? |
01:34:34 |
They're a young species. |
01:34:38 |
But I've seen goodness in them. |
01:34:41 |
Freedom is the right of |
01:34:45 |
You all know there's only one way |
01:34:50 |
We must destroy the Cube. |
01:34:53 |
If all else fails, I will unite it |
01:34:58 |
That's suicide. |
01:34:59 |
The Cube is raw power. |
01:35:03 |
A necessary sacrifice to bring peace |
01:35:08 |
We cannot let the humans pay |
01:35:13 |
It's been an honor serving with you all. |
01:35:15 |
-Autobots, roll out! |
01:35:31 |
Team attention! Present arms! |
01:35:35 |
At ease. Captain, Sergeant. |
01:35:39 |
Thank you, sir. |
01:35:41 |
They're being retrofitted |
01:35:43 |
If they hit us again, |
01:35:45 |
But it won't do us much good if we can't |
01:35:49 |
Hey, kid. |
01:35:52 |
I think we got off to a bad start, huh? |
01:35:55 |
You must be hungry? |
01:35:56 |
You want a latte? HoHo? |
01:35:58 |
Where's my car? |
01:36:00 |
Son, I need you to listen to me |
01:36:04 |
People can die here. |
01:36:06 |
We need to know everything you know. |
01:36:09 |
Okay. |
01:36:10 |
But first, I'll take my car, my parents. |
01:36:14 |
Oh, and her juvie record. |
01:36:20 |
Come with me. |
01:36:23 |
Thank you. |
01:36:26 |
The man's an extortionist. |
01:36:30 |
All right, here's the situation. |
01:36:31 |
You've all had direct contact |
01:36:34 |
NBEs? |
01:36:35 |
Non-Biological Extraterrestrials. |
01:36:38 |
What you're about to see |
01:36:51 |
Dear God. What is this? |
01:36:52 |
Dear God. What is this? |
01:36:55 |
We think when he made his approach |
01:36:58 |
our gravitational field screwed up |
01:37:02 |
He crashed in the ice, |
01:37:06 |
We shipped him here to this facility |
01:37:09 |
We call him NBE One. |
01:37:12 |
Well, sir, I don't mean to correct you |
01:37:14 |
but, I mean, that's Megatron. |
01:37:18 |
He's the leader of the Decepticons. |
01:37:20 |
He's been in cryostasis since 1935. |
01:37:23 |
Your great-great-grandfather made |
01:37:27 |
in the history of mankind. |
01:37:28 |
Fact is, you're looking at |
01:37:31 |
the microchip, lasers, spaceflight, cars, |
01:37:38 |
NBE One. That's what we call it. |
01:37:43 |
And you didn't think the United States |
01:37:45 |
that you're keeping a hostile alien robot |
01:37:48 |
Until these events, we had no |
01:37:52 |
Well, you got one now. |
01:37:55 |
-So why Earth? |
01:37:57 |
All Spark? What is that? |
01:37:59 |
Well, yeah, they came here looking |
01:38:01 |
Anyway, Mr. NBE One here, AKA |
01:38:06 |
who's pretty much the harbinger |
01:38:09 |
to transform human technology |
01:38:12 |
That's their plan. |
01:38:14 |
-And you're sure about that? |
01:38:18 |
You guys know where it is, don't you? |
01:38:22 |
Follow me. |
01:38:27 |
You're about to see our crown jewel. |
01:38:38 |
Carbon dating puts the Cube here |
01:38:43 |
The first Seven didn't find it until 1913. |
01:38:47 |
They knew it was alien because of |
01:38:51 |
as well as NBE One. |
01:38:53 |
President Hoover had the dam built |
01:38:56 |
Four football fields thick of concrete. |
01:38:58 |
A perfect way to hide its energy |
01:39:01 |
or any alien species on the outside. |
01:39:44 |
Wait, back up. You said |
01:39:48 |
-What kind exactly? |
01:39:55 |
Please step inside. |
01:40:04 |
Oh, wow. |
01:40:06 |
What's that? Freddy Krueger done |
01:40:08 |
Oh, no, man. |
01:40:09 |
Freddy Krueger have four blades, man. |
01:40:14 |
-Right? That's Wolverine! |
01:40:18 |
Anybody have any mechanical devices? |
01:40:22 |
I got a phone. |
01:40:26 |
Nokias are real nasty. |
01:40:29 |
You've got to respect the Japanese. |
01:40:34 |
Nokia's from Finland. |
01:40:36 |
Yes, but he's, you know, a little strange. |
01:40:44 |
We're able to take the Cube radiation |
01:41:03 |
-Mean little sucker, huh? |
01:41:06 |
Kind of like the itty-bitty |
01:41:21 |
He's breaking the box. |
01:41:41 |
Go! Go! Go! |
01:41:42 |
Move! |
01:41:52 |
Gentlemen, they know the Cube is here. |
01:41:55 |
Banachek. What's going on? |
01:41:57 |
Well, the NBE One hangar |
01:41:59 |
-What? |
01:42:00 |
-is just not gonna cut it. |
01:42:08 |
Megatron! Megatron! Megatron! |
01:42:10 |
I'll bring security to the... |
01:42:12 |
Get everyone to |
01:42:14 |
-The lights are out! |
01:42:16 |
Let's go! |
01:42:17 |
They're popping our generators! |
01:42:31 |
Megatron melting! |
01:42:33 |
16502. We're losing pressure. |
01:42:36 |
Stand by! Set! |
01:42:39 |
We're losing pressure! |
01:42:41 |
The cryogenic system is failing! |
01:42:49 |
Forty millimeter sabot rounds |
01:42:52 |
That's good. Get all the ammo you got. |
01:43:01 |
You got to take me to my car. |
01:43:04 |
He's gonna know what to do |
01:43:05 |
-Your car? It's confiscated. |
01:43:07 |
We do not know what will happen |
01:43:09 |
-You don't know. |
01:43:10 |
You just wanna sit here and wait |
01:43:12 |
I have people's lives at stake here, |
01:43:14 |
Take him to his car! |
01:43:17 |
Drop it. |
01:43:20 |
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! |
01:43:23 |
Drop your weapon, soldier. |
01:43:26 |
There's an alien war going on |
01:43:28 |
You know, we didn't ask to be here. |
01:43:29 |
I'm ordering you under S-Seven |
01:43:31 |
S-Seven don't exist. |
01:43:32 |
Right. And we don't take orders |
01:43:34 |
-I'm gonna count to five. Okay. |
01:43:40 |
-Simmons? |
01:43:42 |
I'd do what he says. Losing's really |
01:43:50 |
All right. Okay. |
01:43:52 |
Hey, you want to lay the fate of the |
01:44:01 |
No, no! |
01:44:03 |
Stop! You got to stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! |
01:44:06 |
No, no, stop, stop, stop! |
01:44:10 |
Are you okay? |
01:44:14 |
They didn't hurt you, right? |
01:44:24 |
Listen to me. The Cube is here |
01:44:31 |
No, no, don't worry about them. |
01:44:33 |
They're not gonna hurt you. |
01:44:35 |
Just back up a little bit. |
01:44:39 |
Okay, come on. Put the guns down. |
01:44:42 |
Here, come with me. |
01:45:06 |
Okay, here we go. He doing something. |
01:45:29 |
Oh, my God. |
01:45:36 |
Message from Starfleet, Captain. |
01:45:37 |
Let's get to it. |
01:45:39 |
He's right. We stay here, we're screwed |
01:45:42 |
Mission City is 22 miles away. |
01:45:43 |
We're gonna sneak that Cube |
01:45:45 |
and we're gonna hide it somewhere |
01:45:46 |
Good! Right. |
01:45:47 |
But we cannot make a stand |
01:45:50 |
This place must have some kind |
01:45:52 |
-Yes. Shortwave, CB. |
01:45:54 |
Sir, you got to figure out some way |
01:45:57 |
In the alien archive, sir! |
01:45:58 |
-The alien... |
01:46:00 |
-Will it work? |
01:46:02 |
-Did you see that... |
01:46:05 |
Mr. Secretary! Get our birds in the air. |
01:46:06 |
When we get to the city, |
01:46:08 |
and I'll have Epps vector them in, okay? |
01:46:10 |
Affirmative! |
01:46:12 |
Warning! NBE One |
01:46:17 |
Check that backup system! |
01:46:19 |
The cryo's failing! You got to bump up |
01:46:23 |
Come on! Get out of here! |
01:46:25 |
Heads up! Look out! |
01:46:27 |
Set a perimeter around |
01:46:30 |
-This way, this way, this way! |
01:46:43 |
I am Megatron! |
01:47:05 |
-The Cube's okay? |
01:47:06 |
Well, put the seat belt on. |
01:47:07 |
Pour it on him! |
01:47:22 |
I live to serve you, Lord Megatron. |
01:47:24 |
Where is the Cube? |
01:47:27 |
The humans have taken it. |
01:47:32 |
You fail me yet again, Starscream. |
01:47:37 |
Come on, Mags! |
01:47:39 |
Over here, sir! |
01:47:43 |
Give me a minute. Give me a minute. |
01:47:45 |
Come to me, Maxwell, come to me. |
01:47:49 |
-We're hot! We're live! |
01:47:54 |
Mikes? |
01:47:55 |
This doesn't work without mikes, |
01:47:56 |
No, no, no, no, no, no, no! |
01:47:58 |
Let's find them. |
01:48:00 |
Kid, get in the chair! |
01:48:01 |
-Okay, I'll sit. I'll sit. |
01:48:04 |
How do we get the signal out? |
01:48:07 |
-Glen? |
01:48:08 |
Can you hotwire this computer to |
01:48:12 |
What good is that? |
01:48:13 |
Morse code! You can use this |
01:48:15 |
Okay, I'll do it! Turn it around. |
01:48:19 |
Simmons, I need a screwdriver! |
01:48:33 |
There's Optimus. |
01:48:52 |
Almost done. |
01:48:55 |
What the hell was that? |
01:49:00 |
Barricade the door! |
01:49:05 |
-Get something. |
01:49:07 |
Six, five, four, six, three. |
01:49:14 |
Here! Put some rounds in! |
01:49:19 |
Master search. |
01:49:22 |
I got it! We're transmitting! |
01:49:24 |
Send exactly what I say! |
01:49:25 |
Get out of the way! Get out of the way! |
01:49:29 |
"This is Defense Secretary Keller. |
01:49:33 |
-Whoa! |
01:49:37 |
What was that? |
01:49:38 |
Authenticate emergency action. |
01:49:43 |
Sir, I have an authenticated |
01:50:10 |
-No, no, no, no, no. |
01:50:12 |
It's the same cop! |
01:50:36 |
Oh, my God. |
01:51:06 |
Cool, Mom! |
01:51:33 |
This is so not good. |
01:51:54 |
He's behind the pillar! |
01:52:01 |
-Shoot that mother... |
01:52:08 |
It's the Air Force! They're responding! |
01:52:14 |
Sucker, burn! |
01:52:22 |
Oh, shit! |
01:52:23 |
Yes! They're sending F-22s to the city! |
01:52:26 |
Raptors, let's scramble, |
01:52:30 |
Strike and Dark Star roll call. |
01:52:34 |
Looking out the right side. |
01:52:37 |
Push to Kill Box One Alpha... |
01:52:46 |
-Come on, let's go! Mount up! |
01:52:50 |
Here, I got shortwave radios. |
01:52:53 |
Wait. What am I supposed to |
01:52:55 |
Well, use them! It's all we got! |
01:52:58 |
This is like RadioShack dinosaur radios |
01:53:01 |
I'm only gonna get 20 or 30 miles |
01:53:04 |
Are there any aircraft orbiting the city? |
01:53:07 |
F-22 at 12:00. |
01:53:09 |
All right, I want planes for air cover |
01:53:12 |
to extract that Cube. You got it? |
01:53:16 |
Air Force has arrived! Pop smoke! |
01:53:19 |
Raptor, Raptor, do you copy? |
01:53:22 |
We have you visual. |
01:53:25 |
Green smoke is the mark. |
01:53:26 |
Provide air cover and vector |
01:53:34 |
It's Starscream! |
01:53:37 |
Please tell me you copy. |
01:53:39 |
Back up! Take cover! Bumblebee! |
01:53:45 |
No, no, no, no, no! Move! |
01:53:47 |
-Back up! Back up! |
01:53:50 |
Incoming! |
01:54:16 |
Anybody hurt? Everyone okay? |
01:54:18 |
Clear the area! |
01:54:26 |
Oh, my God. |
01:54:28 |
Bumblebee? No. Your legs! |
01:54:31 |
Your legs. |
01:54:34 |
Here. Here, back, back, back, back! |
01:54:39 |
Please get up. Bumblebee? Get up! |
01:54:43 |
Ratchet! |
01:54:46 |
-What the hell was that? |
01:54:48 |
What do you mean, what am |
01:54:50 |
F-22 pilots would never fly |
01:54:52 |
That's alien. That ain't friendly! |
01:54:55 |
You got to get up. You're okay. |
01:54:59 |
Come on! |
01:55:00 |
Army Black Hawk inbound |
01:55:04 |
Alpha 273 degrees, 10 miles. |
01:55:06 |
November Victor, 1.2 clicks north. |
01:55:27 |
Move out! Let's go! |
01:55:35 |
Let's go! Move! |
01:55:43 |
I'm not gonna leave you. |
01:56:24 |
Come on, Decepticon punk! |
01:56:32 |
Oh, my God! |
01:56:46 |
Concentrate your fire! |
01:56:59 |
Come on. Come on. |
01:57:03 |
Megatron! |
01:57:09 |
It's Megatron! Retreat! Move! Fall back! |
01:57:17 |
Fall back! |
01:57:25 |
Get our guys out of the way! |
01:57:27 |
Get them out of the buggy! Move out! |
01:57:29 |
We need air cover down here now! |
01:57:37 |
Sam, help me with this. |
01:57:43 |
-That all you got, Megatron? |
01:57:47 |
You want a piece of me? |
01:57:50 |
No! I want two! |
01:57:53 |
What's going on? |
01:57:57 |
Sir! That tank thing's getting back up. |
01:58:00 |
Oh, these things just don't die. |
01:58:06 |
Oh, we're so dead. |
01:58:08 |
-Wrap it around the head. |
01:58:10 |
Where's the Cube? |
01:58:11 |
-Right there. |
01:58:12 |
And take that and wrap it around |
01:58:13 |
the base and then put it |
01:58:14 |
-Okay? |
01:58:19 |
That building. |
01:58:24 |
-Okay. |
01:58:26 |
All right, I can't leave my guys back |
01:58:29 |
Okay, there's a tall, white building |
01:58:31 |
-Go to the roof. Set the flare. |
01:58:33 |
-Signal the chopper and set the flare. |
01:58:36 |
Listen to me! You're a soldier now! |
01:58:40 |
Get it into military hands |
01:58:42 |
or a lot of people are gonna die. |
01:58:45 |
-You got to go. You got to go. |
01:58:46 |
-You need to go. Go. |
01:58:47 |
till I get Bumblebee out of here, okay? |
01:58:52 |
Army Black Hawk requested. |
01:58:53 |
Immediate evac for civilian boy |
01:58:55 |
Headed to rooftop marked by flare. |
01:58:58 |
-Sam, we will protect you. |
01:59:03 |
-Epps, where are those planes? |
01:59:10 |
No matter what happens, |
01:59:17 |
Sam! Get to the building! Move! |
01:59:20 |
-Decepticons, attack! |
01:59:26 |
-Cover fire! |
01:59:35 |
Watch out! |
01:59:42 |
-Girl, get that tow truck out of here! |
01:59:45 |
Get out of here now! |
02:00:14 |
Megatron! |
02:00:16 |
Prime. |
02:00:42 |
Humans don't deserve to live. |
02:00:45 |
They deserve to choose for themselves. |
02:00:48 |
Then you will die with them! |
02:00:56 |
Join them in extinction! |
02:01:17 |
Keep moving, Sam! |
02:01:20 |
Don't stop! |
02:01:37 |
No! |
02:01:54 |
Sam, get to the building! |
02:02:04 |
Give me that Cube, boy! |
02:02:18 |
Did that jerk just dent my car? |
02:02:42 |
You're not gonna get me. |
02:02:51 |
I smell you, boy! |
02:03:06 |
Maggot! |
02:03:26 |
Oh, no! |
02:03:52 |
I'll drive! You shoot! |
02:04:15 |
This isn't going well! |
02:04:17 |
Shoot! Shoot! |
02:05:04 |
Nice shot. |
02:05:05 |
-That tank is definitely dead now. |
02:05:19 |
Hey! |
02:05:24 |
Hey! I'm over here! |
02:05:39 |
We've got the boy. |
02:05:46 |
Watch out! |
02:05:48 |
Missile! |
02:05:59 |
Hang on, Sam! |
02:06:09 |
No! No! |
02:06:16 |
Is it fear or courage |
02:06:35 |
Where do I go? |
02:06:38 |
Give me the All Spark |
02:06:43 |
Oh, no, no, no, no. |
02:06:49 |
I'm never giving you this All Spark! |
02:06:51 |
Oh, so unwise. |
02:07:06 |
I got you, boy. |
02:07:10 |
Hold on to the Cube! |
02:07:31 |
-Oh, no. Oh, no! |
02:07:39 |
Sam? |
02:07:44 |
You risked your life to protect the Cube. |
02:07:48 |
No sacrifice, |
02:07:51 |
-no victory. |
02:07:54 |
you must push the Cube into my chest. |
02:07:57 |
I will sacrifice myself to destroy it. |
02:08:01 |
Get behind me. |
02:08:04 |
It's you and me, Megatron. |
02:08:07 |
No, it's just me, Prime. |
02:08:12 |
At the end of this day, |
02:08:23 |
You still fight for the weak! |
02:08:47 |
Fighter jets in 60 seconds. |
02:08:49 |
We got friendlies mixed with bad guys. |
02:08:52 |
Hey. |
02:08:54 |
Bring the rain. All right? |
02:08:57 |
All right, let's kill these things. |
02:09:01 |
-Move, move, move! |
02:09:02 |
Armor's weak under the chest. |
02:09:14 |
Target marked. Still waiting. |
02:09:16 |
Time on target, 20 seconds. |
02:09:25 |
F-22s, we're still waiting. |
02:09:32 |
Move out! |
02:09:37 |
Incoming! |
02:09:47 |
Weapons armed. Status green. |
02:10:07 |
Run! Move! |
02:10:17 |
Second wave's on approach. |
02:10:22 |
What is that? Break off! |
02:10:24 |
-Copy. |
02:10:35 |
Two, get a lock! Pop that guy! |
02:10:41 |
Stay on him. Keep him in your sights. |
02:10:43 |
Take him out! |
02:10:59 |
Two's down! |
02:11:10 |
I'll kill you! |
02:11:12 |
Mine! All Spark! |
02:11:16 |
Sam! Put the Cube in my chest! Now! |
02:11:19 |
Sam! |
02:11:21 |
No, Sam! |
02:11:48 |
Hold up. |
02:11:52 |
You left me no choice, brother. |
02:12:05 |
Sam, I owe you my life. |
02:12:09 |
We are in your debt. |
02:12:30 |
Prime, we couldn't save him. |
02:12:33 |
Jazz. |
02:12:38 |
We lost a great comrade |
02:12:41 |
but gained new ones. |
02:12:44 |
Thank you, all of you. |
02:12:46 |
You honor us with your bravery. |
02:12:50 |
Permission to speak, sir? |
02:12:52 |
Permission granted, old friend. |
02:12:55 |
You speak now? |
02:12:57 |
I wish to stay with the boy. |
02:13:00 |
If that is his choice. |
02:13:07 |
Yes. |
02:13:29 |
Gentlemen, the President has ordered |
02:13:34 |
and the remains of the dead aliens |
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The Laurentian Abyss is |
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deepest place on our planet. |
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The massive depth and pressure there, |
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would crush and entomb them, |
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leaving no evidence. |
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With the All Spark gone, |
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And fate has yielded its reward, |
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a new world to call home. |
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We live among its people now, |
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but watching over them in secret, |
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waiting, protecting. |
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I have witnessed |
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And though we are worlds apart, |
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like us, there's more to them |
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I am Optimus Prime |
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and I send this message |
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taking refuge among the stars. |
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We are here. |
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We are waiting. |
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Can you shed any light on the recent, |
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Do you know what? I think that |
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-infestation... |
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They, the government, |
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The government would let us know. |
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-I mean, this is America. |
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You know, that's how we know |
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because there's no secrets. |
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They'd say, "Hey! Duck and cover." |
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Your head is kind of a different size |