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00:00:52 Before time began,
00:00:57 We know not where it comes from,
00:01:00 only that it holds the power
00:01:06 That is how our race was born.
00:01:10 For a time, we lived in harmony,
00:01:12 but like all great power,
00:01:19 And so began the war,
00:01:22 a war that ravaged our planet
00:01:28 and the Cube was lost
00:01:33 We scattered across the galaxy,
00:01:39 searching every star, every world.
00:01:44 And just when all hope seemed lost,
00:01:50 to an unknown planet called Earth.
00:02:01 But we were already too late.
00:02:17 Oh, God, five months of this.
00:02:19 I can't wait to get a little taste of home.
00:02:22 A plate of mama's alligators étouffée.
00:02:24 You've been talking
00:02:26 for the last two weeks. I'm never going
00:02:30 But Bobby, Bobby, 'gators are known
00:02:33 I understand.
00:02:38 English, please. English.
00:02:40 I mean, how many times have we...
00:02:44 Why you got to ruin it for me, man?
00:02:49 Go with the Spanish. Whatever.
00:02:50 Hey, you guys remember weekends?
00:02:55 -Cold hotdog and a flat beer.
00:02:59 What about you, Captain?
00:03:02 I just can't wait to hold my baby girl
00:03:05 -He's adorable.
00:03:07 Shut up!
00:03:27 Hey, I'm ready to do this.
00:03:29 Hey, any of y'all grow some balls,
00:03:32 Hey, hey!
00:03:36 Watch this crossover, baby.
00:03:37 Like Jordan in his prime,
00:03:41 -Step aside, ladies.
00:03:44 -Lennox!
00:03:46 -Water?
00:03:49 Are you gonna help me with the gear?
00:03:57 Colonel Sharp, we have an inbound
00:04:07 Unidentified aircraft, you are
00:04:11 Squawk ident and proceed east
00:04:16 Raptors one and two, snap to heading
00:04:20 Bogie is in the weeds ten miles out,
00:04:28 Unidentified aircraft, we will escort you
00:04:33 If you do not comply,
00:04:38 Copy the bogie.
00:04:39 Tail 4500 X-ray.
00:04:42 Sir, says here 4500 X
00:04:44 -Afghanistan.
00:04:46 -Check again, then recheck.
00:04:48 A friend of mine was on that chopper.
00:04:51 Unidentified aircraft, we will escort you
00:04:57 -Radar, where's the inbound?
00:05:04 -My wife on?
00:05:08 -My ladies!
00:05:10 Oh, my goodness. Look at her.
00:05:12 Look at those cheeks.
00:05:15 Baby, we made a good-looking kid.
00:05:17 I know that people say that all the time,
00:05:19 but, wow, we made
00:05:22 She has your laugh.
00:05:24 -She laughed?
00:05:26 You sure she didn't just fart?
00:05:29 No, she's a lady.
00:05:31 She doesn't know you yet, but she will.
00:05:36 4500 X. Something's not right.
00:05:43 Bogie's on the deck.
00:05:45 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Radar's jammed.
00:05:50 It's coming from the chopper.
00:05:52 -Will?
00:05:54 Hey, Sarah, if you can hear me,
00:05:58 Hey, Sarah, if you can hear me,
00:06:01 -To the right. Go to the right.
00:06:08 MH-53 pilot, power down now.
00:06:15 Have your crew step out
00:06:26 Hold your fire! Stand by to engage!
00:06:36 My God.
00:06:54 They bombed the antenna farm!
00:07:25 Go! Move! Move!
00:07:35 It's going after the files!
00:07:36 Cut the hard lines!
00:07:38 I need a key! It's locked!
00:07:42 Move! Move!
00:07:49 Here, come here! Come here!
00:08:06 Here, hide in here!
00:08:09 Oh, my God. Okay.
00:08:12 No!
00:08:15 Oh!
00:08:26 What the...
00:08:37 Epps, let's go!
00:08:58 Okay, Mr. Witwicky, you're up.
00:09:02 Sorry, I got a lot of stuff.
00:09:04 Watch.
00:09:05 Okay.
00:09:07 For my family...
00:09:09 Who did... Who did that?
00:09:16 Okay.
00:09:19 So, for my family genealogy report,
00:09:21 I decided to do it
00:09:24 who was a famous man,
00:09:28 Very famous explorer.
00:09:29 In fact, he was one of the first to explore
00:09:37 In 1897, he took 41 brave sailors
00:09:43 Move faster, men! Move! Chop! Heave!
00:09:48 The ice is freezing faster than
00:09:53 Heave! No sacrifice, no victory!
00:09:58 We'll get to the Arctic Circle, lads!
00:10:02 So that's the story, right?
00:10:04 And here we have some of
00:10:06 used by 19th-century seamen.
00:10:09 This here is the quadrant,
00:10:11 It's all for sale, by the way.
00:10:13 Like the sextant here.
00:10:18 These are pretty cool.
00:10:20 I haven't quite gotten them appraised
00:10:23 Are you going to sell me his liver?
00:10:25 Mr. Witwicky, this isn't show and sell.
00:10:28 I don't think your grandfather would be
00:10:29 particularly proud of what you're doing.
00:10:31 I know. I'm sorry. I just, you know,
00:10:34 You can tell your folks. It's on eBay.
00:10:36 Cold hard cash works, too.
00:10:38 And the compass makes a great gift
00:10:40 -Sam!
00:10:41 Unfortunately,
00:10:43 the genius that he was, wound up
00:10:48 drawing these strange symbols
00:10:50 and babbling on about
00:10:52 that he thought he'd discovered.
00:10:54 Okay. Might be a pop quiz tomorrow.
00:10:58 -Sleep in fear tonight.
00:11:00 -Sam?
00:11:03 Okay. Pretty good, right?
00:11:07 I'd say a solid B-.
00:11:11 A B-?
00:11:12 You were hawking
00:11:14 -in my classroom.
00:11:16 -Look, can you do me a favor?
00:11:17 Can you look out the window
00:11:20 -He's the guy in the green car.
00:11:21 Okay, I wanna tell you about a dream.
00:11:24 And a man's promise to that boy.
00:11:26 He looked at me in the eye.
00:11:29 "But I want you to bring me $2,000
00:11:31 Okay? I got the 2,000 and I got two As.
00:11:33 Okay? Here's the dream. Your B-.
00:11:38 Sir, just ask yourself,
00:11:44 Yes! Yes, yes.
00:11:47 So?
00:11:48 A-. It's an A, though.
00:11:49 Wait, wait, wait. I can't see. It's an A.
00:11:51 -So I'm good?
00:11:53 -I got a little surprise for you, son.
00:11:57 Yeah, a little surprise.
00:12:00 No. No, no, no, no. Dad!
00:12:04 -Oh, you got to be kidding me.
00:12:06 Yeah. I am.
00:12:12 -You think that's funny?
00:12:14 -What's wrong with you?
00:12:16 a Porsche for your first car?
00:12:19 I don't want to talk to you
00:12:21 -Oh, come on. It's just a practical joke.
00:12:27 -Manny!
00:12:30 Get your cousin out of
00:12:32 He's having a heat stroke again.
00:12:33 Scaring white folks.
00:12:34 I'm hot! Makeup's melting.
00:12:37 Here? No, no, no, what is this?
00:12:40 not half a piece of crap, Dad.
00:12:41 When I was your age, I'd have been
00:12:44 Okay, let me explain
00:12:45 -You ever see 40-Year-Old Virgin?
00:12:47 Okay, that's what this is.
00:12:50 -Okay.
00:12:52 -No sacrifice, no victory.
00:12:54 -The old Witwicky motto, Dad.
00:12:56 Gentlemen.
00:12:58 Bobby Bolivia, like the country,
00:13:02 How can I help you?
00:13:03 Well, my son here,
00:13:06 -You come to see me?
00:13:09 That practically makes us family.
00:13:13 -Sam.
00:13:16 Sam, your first enchilada of freedom
00:13:21 Let me tell you something, son.
00:13:25 The car'll pick the driver.
00:13:27 It's a mystical bond
00:13:30 Son, I'm a lot of things,
00:13:33 Especially not in front of my mammy.
00:13:39 Don't be like that.
00:13:42 I tell you, man, she deaf, you know?
00:13:47 Well, over here, every piece of car
00:13:52 This ain't bad.
00:13:55 -This one's got racing stripes.
00:13:57 It got racing...
00:13:59 Yeah, what's this?
00:14:01 I don't know nothing about this car.
00:14:03 -Manny!
00:14:04 What is this? This car! Check it out!
00:14:07 I don't know, boss! I've never seen it!
00:14:09 Don't go Ricky Ricardo on me, Manny!
00:14:12 Feels good.
00:14:16 -How much?
00:14:20 considering the semi-classic nature
00:14:23 with the slick wheels
00:14:25 -Yeah, but the paint's faded.
00:14:29 It's custom faded?
00:14:30 Well, this is your first car.
00:14:33 -Five grand.
00:14:36 Kid, come on, get out. Get out the car.
00:14:38 No, no, no.
00:14:40 Well, sometimes they pick a driver
00:14:43 Now, this one here
00:14:46 There's a Fiesta with racing stripes
00:14:48 No, I don't want a Fiesta
00:14:51 This is a classic engine right here.
00:14:53 I sold a car the other day...
00:14:58 Gee. Holy cow.
00:14:59 -No, no, no. No worries.
00:15:01 I'll get a sledgehammer and knock
00:15:05 Get your clown cousin
00:15:06 and come bang this stuff out, baby!
00:15:10 ... greater than man...
00:15:11 That one's my favorite,
00:15:31 $4,000.
00:15:45 Steve.
00:15:46 Hello, Mr. Secretary.
00:15:50 They're so young.
00:15:51 They're the top
00:15:54 NSA's recruiting right out of
00:15:56 Guys, that's the Secretary of Defense.
00:16:01 I am so underdressed.
00:16:03 Ladies and gentlemen,
00:16:07 Please be seated.
00:16:10 I'm John Keller.
00:16:12 Obviously, you're wondering
00:16:17 At 1900 local time yesterday,
00:16:19 the SOCCENT Forward Operations
00:16:22 So far as we know,
00:16:26 The objective of the attack
00:16:30 We're not sure
00:16:32 but we do know that
00:16:35 which would lead us to assume
00:16:39 Now, no one's taken responsibility
00:16:43 And the only real lead we have so far
00:16:53 That's the signal
00:16:57 NSA's working at full capacity
00:17:01 and intercept further communications,
00:17:02 but we need your help
00:17:05 Now, you've all shown considerable
00:17:10 We're on a hair-trigger here, people.
00:17:12 The President has dispatched
00:17:15 to the Arabian Gulf and Yellow Sea.
00:17:19 Now I'm gonna leave you
00:17:21 You'll break up into teams
00:17:24 Good luck to us all.
00:17:35 All right, Mojo. I got the car.
00:17:40 I need money to take out the girl
00:17:44 Zero bids.
00:17:47 Great. Broke.
00:17:49 Come on, Mojo.
00:17:53 No. Premature.
00:17:55 Good. What's up?
00:17:56 Nothing. You know, just driving my car.
00:18:01 It's like clockwork.
00:18:03 All right, I know you get wasted
00:18:04 but if you piss in my bed again,
00:18:07 That's it for today. No more. Crackhead.
00:18:10 -Ron, this one is uneven.
00:18:14 This one is wobbly.
00:18:15 -Yeah. I'll take care of that real soon.
00:18:20 -Sam...
00:18:21 I do not like footprints on my grass.
00:18:23 -What foot... There's no footprints.
00:18:26 So why don't you go from my grass
00:18:28 -It's family grass, Dad.
00:18:30 -you'll understand.
00:18:32 -You're putting girl jewelry on a boy dog.
00:18:34 He's got enough self-esteem issues
00:18:36 That's his bling.
00:18:38 I want you home at 11:00!
00:18:40 -Yeah, all right.
00:18:42 Please, for the love of God, drive safely.
00:18:45 Seat belt on!
00:18:53 Wow. You are so cheap.
00:18:57 Well, it's his first car.
00:19:05 At this time, we can't confirm
00:19:11 Oh, my God.
00:19:12 Our bases worldwide are, as of now,
00:19:14 our highest readiness level.
00:19:17 We're dealing with
00:19:19 that we have not come across before.
00:19:22 But our prayers are with the families
00:19:25 Honey, Daddy's gonna be okay.
00:19:28 I've never seen a weapons system
00:19:31 The thermal shows this weird aura
00:19:34 like it's cloaked
00:19:37 That's impossible. There's no
00:19:39 except in, like, comic book stuff, right?
00:19:41 -Man, I don't know.
00:19:43 My mama, she had the gift, you know?
00:19:45 She saw things. I got the gene, too,
00:19:48 and that thing that attacked us?
00:19:53 How about you use
00:19:55 and get us the hell out of here, huh?
00:19:57 When I took that picture,
00:20:03 It looked right at me.
00:20:06 All right, we got to get this thing
00:20:08 They got to know what
00:20:09 My radio's fried.
00:20:11 -I got no communication with aerial.
00:20:14 -How far do you live from here?
00:20:17 -Do they have a phone?
00:20:19 All right, let's hit it.
00:20:24 Dude, are you sure
00:20:26 Of course, Miles.
00:20:32 Oh, my God.
00:20:34 Oh, my God, dude, Mikaela's here.
00:20:37 -I'm good, right?
00:20:38 Okay.
00:20:43 Hey, guys, check it out.
00:20:47 Oh, hi.
00:20:48 Hey, bro. That car. It's nice. Hey.
00:20:57 So, what are you guys doing here?
00:21:00 We're here to climb this tree.
00:21:02 I see that. It looks... It looks fun.
00:21:04 -Yeah.
00:21:06 You tried out for the football team
00:21:10 Let's go call your mom.
00:21:12 Oh, no, no, that... No.
00:21:16 I was researching a book I was writing.
00:21:19 -Oh, yeah?
00:21:20 Yeah? What's it about?
00:21:24 No, it's about the link between
00:21:28 No, it's a good book.
00:21:30 You know, it's got mazes in it and,
00:21:33 sections, pop-up pictures.
00:21:36 That's funny.
00:21:38 Okay, okay. You know what? Stop.
00:21:43 Hey, guys, I know of a party.
00:21:46 You got to get out
00:21:48 Just get out of the tree
00:21:51 What are you doing?
00:21:53 Did you see that dismount?
00:21:55 You're making me look like an idiot.
00:21:57 -Hey, how about you let me drive?
00:22:01 These 22s, I don't want you
00:22:04 Why doesn't my little bunny
00:22:08 God, I can't even tell you how much
00:22:13 Okay.
00:22:15 You'll call me.
00:22:23 Who's gonna drive you home, tonight?
00:22:26 Hey, man, what's wrong
00:22:28 -I'm gonna drive her home tonight.
00:22:30 She's an evil jock concubine, man.
00:22:32 She lives 10 miles from here, okay?
00:22:34 You got to be understanding
00:22:35 All right. We'll put her in the back.
00:22:37 -Did you say, "Put her in the back"?
00:22:39 I'm not putting her in the back.
00:22:41 -That's a party foul.
00:22:42 Bros before hos.
00:22:43 Miles, I'm begging you to get out
00:22:45 You can't do this to me.
00:22:46 You got to get out of my car right now.
00:22:52 Who's gonna come around
00:22:56 Mikaela! It's Sam.
00:22:59 Witwicky.
00:23:00 I hope I didn't get you
00:23:03 You sure?
00:23:04 So, listen, I was wondering
00:23:05 I mean, give you a ride home
00:23:10 There you go.
00:23:18 So...
00:23:23 I can't believe that I'm here right now.
00:23:27 You can duck down if you want.
00:23:30 Oh, no, no, no.
00:23:32 I just meant here, like, in this situation,
00:23:37 'Cause, I don't know, I guess I just
00:23:40 for tight abs and really big arms.
00:23:44 Big arms?
00:23:47 Well, there's a couple new additions
00:23:50 Like, I just put in that light there.
00:23:53 And that disco ball. And so the light
00:23:59 Yeah.
00:24:03 Are you new to school this year?
00:24:07 Oh, no, no.
00:24:09 We've been in the same school
00:24:11 -Really?
00:24:13 Yeah, a long time.
00:24:14 Well, do we have any classes together?
00:24:16 -Yeah, yeah.
00:24:18 History. Language arts. Math. Science.
00:24:21 -Sam.
00:24:23 -Sam Wilkicky.
00:24:26 God, you know what? I'm so sorry.
00:24:28 -No, it's cool.
00:24:30 Yeah, well, I mean,
00:24:33 No, no, no. No. Come on.
00:24:38 Sorry, I'm just working out the kinks.
00:24:41 When I get that feeling
00:24:44 This radio is, like, you know...
00:24:47 Sexual healing
00:24:48 Look, this isn't something that I,
00:24:51 I can't get this radio to stop.
00:24:54 'Cause this is like a romantic thing
00:24:56 Not that you're not worthy
00:24:58 -No, of course not.
00:25:00 I'm not a romantic friend.
00:25:02 I mean, I'm not that friend.
00:25:05 I feel good
00:25:07 Just pop the hood.
00:25:09 Stupid. Shut up, shut up, shut up.
00:25:14 Whoa, nice headers.
00:25:16 You've got a high-rise
00:25:17 That's pretty impressive, Sam.
00:25:20 Double-pump?
00:25:21 It squirts the fuel in
00:25:26 I like to go faster.
00:25:28 And it looks like
00:25:33 Yeah? How'd you know that?
00:25:36 My dad. He was a real grease monkey.
00:25:40 I could take it all apart, clean it,
00:25:43 That's weird.
00:25:46 Oh, my God.
00:25:47 Well, you know,
00:25:48 Guys don't like it when you know
00:25:51 Especially not Trent. He hates it.
00:25:54 Yeah, no, I'm cool with, you know,
00:25:57 I prefer it, actually.
00:25:59 -Okay. You want to fire it up for me?
00:26:02 -Thanks.
00:26:04 You know, if Trent's such a jerk,
00:26:10 You know what? I'm just...
00:26:13 Good luck with your car.
00:26:17 All right.
00:26:18 Walking's healthy, right?
00:26:21 Oh, God, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:26:23 Come on, please.
00:26:26 Don't let her walk away. Come on,
00:26:29 Baby come back
00:26:33 Hey!
00:26:35 There was something
00:26:41 Baby come back
00:26:44 Hey!
00:26:48 Wait a second!
00:26:50 I was wrong
00:26:55 There it is.
00:26:57 I had fun.
00:27:01 -Oh, yeah, yeah.
00:27:07 I think you're... No, no, no.
00:27:10 I think there's a lot more
00:27:17 Okay.
00:27:19 Yeah.
00:27:20 All right, I'll see you at school.
00:27:22 All right.
00:27:29 That's stupid.
00:27:31 That was a stupid line.
00:27:32 "There's more than meets
00:27:37 Oh, God.
00:27:40 Oh, my God. I love my car.
00:27:53 Hey, guys, I think the other team
00:27:58 Come on, man. This is way too smart
00:28:02 -Think about it.
00:28:06 No way. This is nothing like
00:28:12 This is Air Force One.
00:28:14 We will hunt down this enemy.
00:28:16 we'll know just what to do with them.
00:28:19 -Thank you.
00:28:38 Apparently, there are
00:28:40 Yes, Mr. President?
00:28:41 Yeah, can you wrangle me up
00:28:56 I joined the Air Force to bring the man
00:29:26 Shoot.
00:29:41 Gross.
00:30:09 Do you hear that?
00:30:14 Are you getting this?
00:30:17 I think they're hacking
00:30:34 Oh, my God. This is a direct match
00:30:37 -Are you running a diagnostic?
00:30:39 -Yes, you should.
00:30:52 Someone!
00:30:54 We need a senior analyst.
00:30:56 -I think they're planting a virus.
00:30:58 -It's streaming right now.
00:31:00 and stealing a whole lot of data
00:31:04 Code Red. We have a breach.
00:31:05 Air Force One, someone onboard
00:31:08 I'm in the cargo hold. Clear. Clear.
00:31:16 -You got to cut the hard lines.
00:31:17 -Whatever they want, they are getting it.
00:31:20 Permission to take down
00:31:23 -Cut all server hard lines now.
00:31:49 Someone's tampered
00:31:52 What the...
00:31:59 Shots fired in the underdeck.
00:32:01 Crew, prepare for emergency descent.
00:32:22 I want our President in that bunker.
00:32:24 And I don't want to discuss a damn
00:32:28 That's our first priority.
00:32:32 Air Force One is on the ground.
00:33:37 Oh, God. No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:33:40 That's my car!
00:33:43 No!
00:33:47 No, no, no, no.
00:33:55 Dad, call the cops!
00:33:59 Where you going with my car, buddy?
00:34:02 Hello? 911 emergency!
00:34:06 I'm in pursuit! Right?
00:34:10 Bring everyone!
00:34:13 My father's the head
00:34:48 Oh, my God.
00:35:06 My name is Sam Witwicky.
00:35:08 Whoever finds this, my car is alive,
00:35:12 Since this is my last words on Earth,
00:35:14 and if you find Busty Beauties
00:35:17 I'm holding it for Miles.
00:35:19 Okay, that's not true. It's mine
00:35:22 I'm sorry. Mojo, I love you.
00:35:35 No! No! No! No!
00:35:41 Oh, my God.
00:35:43 No, you're a good dog!
00:35:46 Oh, my God.
00:35:50 Whoa! Hey, hey, hey! All right! Oh!
00:35:58 Okay. Please, please don't kill me!
00:35:59 I'm sorry! Take the keys!
00:36:04 Listen, listen, listen.
00:36:07 -Good, you're here.
00:36:08 -No, no, no! It's not me!
00:36:10 -The guy's inside.
00:36:15 Put your head on the hood.
00:36:30 Whoever did this finally managed
00:36:33 which is what they tried to do in Qatar,
00:36:35 -What did they get?
00:36:37 -Talk to me about the virus.
00:36:40 We're not sure what it's going to do,
00:36:43 -Can we stop it?
00:36:45 it adapts and speeds up.
00:36:48 It's become the system.
00:36:49 Obviously the first phase
00:36:52 The only countries
00:36:54 are Russia, North Korea, maybe China.
00:36:56 -I'm sorry, that's not correct.
00:36:59 I didn't see you standing there.
00:37:02 I'm just the analyst
00:37:04 Hold on. It was you? You did it?
00:37:07 -Her team.
00:37:10 they hacked your firewall in 10 seconds.
00:37:13 Okay. Even a supercomputer
00:37:16 would take 20 years to do that.
00:37:17 Maybe you can explain, then,
00:37:20 shows North Korea
00:37:22 Maybe it's a precaution,
00:37:26 The signal pattern is learning.
00:37:30 And you need to
00:37:32 and start considering
00:37:34 There is nothing on Earth that complex.
00:37:37 What about an organism?
00:37:39 Maybe some kind of
00:37:42 -And I know that that sounds crazy...
00:37:46 We have six floors of analysts
00:37:49 Now, if you can find proof to back up
00:37:51 I'm gonna be happy to listen to you.
00:37:54 on that brain-mouth thing, you're gonna
00:38:03 Look, I can't be any clearer
00:38:07 -It just stood up.
00:38:11 Wow. That's really neat.
00:38:14 Okay, chiefie.
00:38:16 Time to fill her up. And no drippy-drippy.
00:38:19 What are you rolling?
00:38:20 Whippets? Goofballs?
00:38:23 -No, I'm not on any drugs.
00:38:26 Found it in your pocket. "Mojo."
00:38:30 Is that what the kids are doing now?
00:38:33 -Those are my dog's pain pills.
00:38:40 What was that?
00:38:43 You eyeballing my piece, 50 Cent?
00:38:48 You wanna go?
00:38:51 'Cause I promise you I will bust you up.
00:38:56 Are you on drugs?
00:39:06 Let's hope this telephone line works.
00:39:10 Hey, heads up!
00:39:13 Heads up! Hey! Heads up!
00:39:22 What the heck was that?
00:39:28 English, dude. English.
00:39:37 Whoa!
00:39:39 Watch out!
00:39:46 -Open fire!
00:39:49 Everybody, quiet. Settle.
00:39:50 Whoa, mother... What the hell is...
00:40:00 Get up! Get up! Come on!
00:40:10 Go! Move it!
00:40:24 Take cover!
00:40:29 Fig! Cover the rear!
00:40:31 Cover fire! Move it! Fig, cover the rear!
00:40:36 Come on! Give me a mag!
00:40:40 Where's your papa?
00:40:42 Papa!
00:40:44 Sir, we need... I need a telephone.
00:40:46 -Telephone, telephone, yes!
00:40:49 Hey, I need a mag! Give me a mag!
00:40:50 -Cell phone!
00:40:52 Fire!
00:40:54 This is an emergency Pentagon call!
00:40:57 It's an emergency Pentagon...
00:41:01 I don't have a credit card!
00:41:04 Sir, the attitude is not going to speed
00:41:07 I'm going to ask you to speak
00:41:10 I'm in the middle of a war!
00:41:16 Ammo!
00:41:18 I need a credit card!
00:41:22 -Epps! Where's your wallet?
00:41:25 -Which pocket?
00:41:28 -You got 10 back pockets!
00:41:33 All right, keep shooting! Keep shooting!
00:41:35 Okay, it's Visa.
00:41:38 Also, sir, have you heard about
00:41:39 our premium plus
00:41:41 No, I don't want a premium package!
00:41:49 Give me a status.
00:41:51 Sir, we're tracking a Special Ops team
00:41:54 They say they're survivors
00:41:56 Survivors?
00:42:00 I ain't never seen this in my life!
00:42:02 Need gunships on station ASAP!
00:42:04 Predator's coming up in a minute.
00:42:05 We're linking the call
00:42:13 Unknown, man. I don't...
00:42:16 Predator ETA two minutes.
00:42:28 Hey! Make way!
00:42:34 -What is that?
00:42:42 We need air support
00:42:44 Roll in strike package Bravo
00:42:47 I authenticate Tango Whiskey
00:42:50 Attention, all aircraft. This will be
00:42:53 Weapons, I just got a call
00:42:55 Who's closer to Kill Box One Alpha?
00:42:57 -Send the Hogs, sir.
00:42:58 to Kill Box One Alpha.
00:43:00 Switch the Hogs to Kill Box One Alpha,
00:43:03 Friendlies in the area.
00:43:05 Seven-man team
00:43:08 Received Kill Box One Alpha.
00:43:14 Attack direction west!
00:43:20 Strike, tell me status of Hog right now.
00:43:22 Hog One-One Dark Star status.
00:43:26 -Lennox! The heat's coming!
00:43:29 We got a beam-rider incoming!
00:43:39 -Ready! Heat's coming!
00:43:42 Receiving radar jamming
00:44:01 No frigging way
00:44:03 Spooky Three Two, use 105 shells.
00:44:08 Be advised, ground team is requesting
00:44:40 Did we lose them?
00:44:41 Warthog One confirm visual
00:44:48 Where's Fig?
00:44:50 -Fig? Fig?
00:44:52 -God damn it!
00:44:54 Get a medic!
00:44:55 -I'm sorry.
00:44:57 We'll get a medic. Just hold on.
00:44:58 We need a medevac. One man down.
00:45:05 Bring them home.
00:45:09 You get those men stateside right now.
00:45:11 I want them debriefed in 10 hours.
00:45:20 There's only one hacker in the world
00:45:34 Hey! Hey, hey, hey! Wait! Stop!
00:45:39 I am sorry to bother you.
00:45:41 -Maggie?
00:45:43 No! This is my private area,
00:45:47 -Listen to me.
00:45:49 Shut up, Grandma!
00:45:51 -What are you doing here?
00:45:54 Grandmama! Drink your prune juice!
00:46:01 -What level are you on, man?
00:46:06 Oh, here come the matrix!
00:46:13 Glen, seriously, don't you
00:46:16 Yeah. Get low.
00:46:18 -Here we go. Here we go. Double tap.
00:46:22 Hey. I need a moment.
00:46:25 -Please.
00:46:26 Hey, man, save my game.
00:46:28 How classified?
00:46:31 Like "I will go to jail for the rest of
00:46:36 Yes! One quick peek.
00:46:38 Special Ops got a thermal snapshot
00:46:42 -I want to see it.
00:46:44 The rangers are en route
00:46:46 but we also have a security issue.
00:46:48 Circle logs indicate one of
00:46:50 of the network intrusion signal.
00:46:55 The signal strength is through the roof.
00:46:59 It hacked the national military
00:47:01 in less than a minute.
00:47:03 -No way.
00:47:06 Looks like there's a message embedded
00:47:17 "Project Iceman"?
00:47:19 -What's Sector Seven?
00:47:23 Are you playing
00:47:26 Cops! Cops!
00:47:28 FBI! Clear right!
00:47:33 Lock it down! Lock it down!
00:47:36 Cops!
00:47:38 Lock it down.
00:47:39 Wait! I'm just a cousin! I'm just a...
00:47:44 Get off my Grandmama's carpet!
00:47:47 Especially police!
00:47:49 It was an awesome spectacle here
00:47:52 when over 40 C-17 s lifted off
00:47:57 We're not told where they're going.
00:47:59 Morning, Mo.
00:48:00 The government has been very quiet
00:48:02 -Mojo. Mojo.
00:48:04 towards North Korea.
00:48:06 Stop with the barking, Mojo.
00:48:12 Miles? Miles, listen to me. Listen.
00:48:14 -My car, it stole itself, okay?
00:48:17 Satan's Camaro. In my yard.
00:48:28 Stop!
00:48:29 No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:48:37 Oh, my God!
00:48:39 Sam?
00:48:44 Hi.
00:48:45 That was... That was really awesome.
00:48:48 -Well, it felt awesome.
00:48:50 I'm not okay, all right?
00:48:52 I'm getting chased by my car right now.
00:48:54 You know what?
00:49:30 Oh, great. Cops.
00:49:36 Officer!
00:49:39 Listen!
00:49:42 Oh, that hurt.
00:49:46 Listen to me!
00:49:48 Thank God you're here!
00:49:51 I've been... I've been followed here
00:49:54 And my car's right there
00:49:57 So get out of the car! No! Stop!
00:50:04 Okay! I'm sorry! I'm...
00:50:10 Okay, look, look, look! Stop, stop!
00:50:18 Please! Okay,
00:50:23 Okay.
00:50:30 Oh, God, no! No!
00:50:33 Oh, shit! Oh, shit, shit, shit!
00:50:42 It's a bad dream.
00:50:45 Are you username LadiesMan217?
00:50:47 I don't know what you're talking about!
00:50:48 Are you username LadiesMan217?
00:50:51 Yeah.
00:50:52 Where is eBay item 21153?
00:50:55 Where are the glasses?
00:51:08 Get back!
00:51:10 Stop!
00:51:14 God!
00:51:16 What is your problem, Sam?
00:51:18 Okay, there's a monster right there!
00:51:20 Here he comes! All right, get up.
00:51:32 Sam, what is that thing?
00:51:33 -You have to get in the car. Get in.
00:51:35 -Get in the car. Trust me. Trust me!
00:51:37 Get in! Go, go, go, go, go.
00:51:53 Go, go, go, go!
00:51:59 Oh, God! We're gonna die!
00:52:01 No, we're not. No, we're not gonna die.
00:52:02 -Oh, my God!
00:52:05 Oh, my God! No!
00:52:07 We're gonna die!
00:52:14 Oh, my God!
00:52:33 We're locked in.
00:52:37 The car won't start.
00:52:46 Okay.
00:52:49 Time to start.
00:53:55 He's got me! Oh, God!
00:54:02 He's going to kill me!
00:54:07 No. No, no, no!
00:54:24 Get off!
00:54:39 Kill it! Kill it!
00:54:41 Get it, get it, get it, get it!
00:54:49 Not so tough without a head, are you?
00:54:57 Here, come on.
00:55:13 What is it?
00:55:16 It's a robot.
00:55:19 But like a...
00:55:20 Like a different...
00:55:25 It's probably Japanese.
00:55:27 Yeah, it's definitely Japanese.
00:55:31 What are you doing?
00:55:33 I don't think it wants to hurt us.
00:55:36 Really? Well, do you speak robot?
00:55:39 Because they just had, like,
00:55:44 -I think it wants something from me.
00:55:47 Well, 'cause the other one was
00:55:50 You are the strangest boy
00:55:53 -Can you talk?
00:55:56 Digital cable brings you...
00:55:59 So you... You talk through the radio?
00:56:01 Thank you, you're beautiful.
00:56:04 So, what was that last night?
00:56:06 Message from Starfleet, Captain...
00:56:08 Throughout the inanimate vastness
00:56:10 Angels will rain down
00:56:12 Visitors from heaven? What...
00:56:14 What are you,
00:56:22 Any more questions you want to ask?
00:56:26 He wants us to get in the car.
00:56:29 And go where?
00:56:31 Fifty years from now,
00:56:33 don't you want to be able to say
00:57:06 This car's a pretty good driver.
00:57:07 I know.
00:57:11 Why don't you go sit in that seat, there?
00:57:13 I'm not going to sit in that seat.
00:57:16 Yeah.
00:57:18 You're right.
00:57:21 -Well, maybe you should sit in my lap.
00:57:25 Well, I have the only seat belt here.
00:57:31 -Yeah, all right.
00:57:33 -Yeah.
00:57:37 There, see? That's better.
00:57:39 -Okay.
00:57:44 You know, that seat belt thing was
00:57:49 Thank you.
00:57:51 You know what I don't understand?
00:57:53 Why, if he's supposed to be, like,
00:57:56 does he transform back
00:58:00 Whoa! Whoa!
00:58:01 Oh, see? No. Get...
00:58:04 Move it, you moron!
00:58:05 Great, now... See?
00:58:09 Fantastic.
00:58:10 Now you pissed him off.
00:58:12 That car is sensitive.
00:58:14 I mean, $4000 just drove off.
00:58:29 What?
00:59:34 This is you...
00:59:41 Oh, my God!
00:59:50 Come on, let's go.
00:59:56 This is the coolest thing I've ever seen!
01:00:00 This is easily a hundred times cooler
01:00:03 Fire, fire, fire, fire!
01:00:19 Whoa! Sweet!
01:00:21 Oh, dude, I hope this guy's got
01:00:23 'cause he is so boned!
01:00:29 What is that?
01:00:30 There's something in the tree, dude.
01:00:32 No, there's something
01:00:34 Could you guys just give me
01:01:11 Excuse me, are you the tooth fairy?
01:01:15 Hey, sweetheart, what are you doing
01:01:18 Holy God! What happened to the pool?
01:02:53 Are you Samuel James Witwicky,
01:02:59 They know your name.
01:03:00 They know your name.
01:03:01 Yeah.
01:03:03 My name is Optimus Prime.
01:03:05 We are autonomous robotic organisms
01:03:09 -But you can call us Autobots for short.
01:03:13 -What's cracking, little bitches?
01:03:18 This looks like a cool place to kick it.
01:03:22 What is that?
01:03:24 We've learned Earth's languages
01:03:29 My weapons specialist, Ironhide.
01:03:33 -You feeling lucky, punk?
01:03:36 Just kidding.
01:03:41 Our medical officer, Ratchet.
01:03:43 The boy's pheromone level suggests
01:03:50 You already know
01:03:53 Bumblebee, right?
01:03:55 Check on the rep
01:03:57 So you're my guardian, huh?
01:03:59 His vocal processors were damaged
01:04:09 Why are you here?
01:04:11 We are here looking for the All Spark.
01:04:16 Mega-what?
01:04:27 Our planet was once a powerful empire,
01:04:34 until we were betrayed by Megatron,
01:04:40 All who defied them were destroyed.
01:04:43 Our war finally consumed the planet,
01:04:50 Megatron followed it to Earth,
01:04:58 My grandfather.
01:04:59 It was an accident
01:05:07 Come back!
01:05:11 I think the dogs have found something.
01:05:15 The ice is cracking!
01:05:26 Captain! Grab my rope, Captain!
01:05:29 I'm all right, lads!
01:05:33 Can we throw you a rope, Captain?
01:05:43 Megatron crash-landed
01:05:51 Men! We've made a discovery!
01:05:55 He accidentally activated
01:06:13 The coordinates to the Cube's location
01:06:19 How'd you know about his glasses?
01:06:21 -EBay.
01:06:23 If the Decepticons find the All Spark,
01:06:27 they will use its power to transform
01:06:32 And the human race
01:06:36 Sam Witwicky,
01:06:45 Please tell me
01:06:52 It's like
01:06:55 Look at the scorch mark
01:06:57 Melted right through.
01:06:59 Hey, aren't sabots hot-loaded for, like,
01:07:02 Close to it. It melts tank armor.
01:07:04 So this metal skin must react
01:07:07 -Heads up!
01:07:10 I thought you said
01:07:13 Strap it down! Strap it!
01:07:16 All right, get on the horn
01:07:18 Tell them that our effective weapon
01:07:20 Recommend we load them
01:07:27 You want that piece?
01:07:29 Okay, Maggie, look. Let me break
01:07:32 They gonna come through that door
01:07:34 Don't fall for that, all right?
01:07:38 See, they put the plate of donuts
01:07:40 If you don't touch it, you're guilty.
01:07:43 I ate the whole plate.
01:07:47 It's me and you.
01:07:48 They walk through that door,
01:08:05 She did it! She did it!
01:08:08 I was just sitting at home
01:08:10 playing video games with my cousin,
01:08:12 -And then...
01:08:13 Hey! I am not going to jail for you
01:08:15 I have done nothing bad my entire life!
01:08:20 Okay, so what?
01:08:21 I've downloaded a couple of
01:08:24 Who hasn't? Who hasn't?
01:08:25 -I promise!
01:08:26 No, you shut up! Don't talk to me!
01:08:33 -Oh, sugar rush.
01:08:35 See? So can I go home now?
01:08:36 -Oh, okay. I won't.
01:08:39 Okay, whoever hacked into your military
01:08:43 It was something about
01:08:45 and some government group, right?
01:08:49 You have to let me talk to
01:08:51 before you go to war
01:08:53 Whatever fell out of the sky
01:08:56 -What did he say?
01:08:58 -Did he hear it, too?
01:08:59 -What does he think it is?
01:09:02 -What a knucklehead.
01:09:09 Still no official word as to
01:09:11 -Yeah!
01:09:12 -Yeah. Why?
01:09:14 Well, I'll call him in 15 minutes.
01:09:15 If you wait 15 minutes, he'll be late
01:09:18 Well, I can't ground him
01:09:24 I need you to stay here, all right?
01:09:26 You got to stay here
01:09:27 -Okay, okay.
01:09:28 -Do you hear what I'm saying?
01:09:29 Five minutes, all right?
01:09:31 -Thanks for staying on my path.
01:09:34 The... Oh, the path. I'm sorry.
01:09:36 I'm gonna sweep the whole thing
01:09:38 -You know, I buy half your car...
01:09:40 ...then I bail you out of jail and then
01:09:44 -The chores.
01:09:46 Life... Life is fantastic, is how good it is.
01:09:49 It's so... Oh, the trash cans. Sorry, Dad.
01:09:51 No, no, I don't want you
01:09:53 No, no, I won't strain myself, Dad.
01:09:54 -I'll do it.
01:09:56 -You sure? I don't mind, I don't...
01:09:57 No, no, no, I'm gonna do it.
01:09:59 I'm gonna do the trash cans
01:10:01 and I'm gonna... I'm gonna sweep up
01:10:05 -Tonight, right now?
01:10:07 The...
01:10:10 I love you. God, I love you
01:10:13 just so much right now.
01:10:14 You know,
01:10:16 -You're three minutes late.
01:10:18 Oh, well, just another thing
01:10:19 because you're such a swell guy.
01:10:21 One more thing, huh?
01:10:22 All right, I love you!
01:10:26 What are you doing?
01:10:28 No, watch the path! Watch the path!
01:10:31 No, no, wait. No, no, no! Oh, no!
01:10:34 -Sorry. My bad.
01:10:36 You couldn't wait for five...
01:10:39 I told you to just stay! Just stay! God!
01:10:45 -I told you to watch them. I told you.
01:10:47 -They seem to be in a little bit of a rush.
01:10:52 Mojo, Mojo! Off the robot! God!
01:10:55 -Oh, wet.
01:10:58 Hold on! Hold! This is Mojo.
01:11:01 He's a pet. Okay? That's all.
01:11:03 -Put the... Put them away. Please.
01:11:07 -A what?
01:11:08 No, no, no, no.
01:11:10 This is my... This is my Chihuahua.
01:11:13 He's leaked lubricants all over my foot.
01:11:18 -He peed on you? Bad Mojo. Bad Mojo!
01:11:22 I'm sorry.
01:11:23 That's all it is.
01:11:25 -My foot's gonna rust.
01:11:29 Okay, okay.
01:11:32 -Shut up and go hide!
01:11:37 Autobots, recon.
01:11:41 I hope he's okay. He's in the kitchen.
01:11:44 Got some ice on his nose.
01:11:45 I had to slap him around a little bit.
01:11:48 You did not.
01:11:51 -You didn't even ground him.
01:11:53 Where are they? No, no, no, no, no.
01:11:58 Come on, come on.
01:12:05 -What? What is this?
01:12:08 -They really want those glasses.
01:12:10 -I'm gonna help you.
01:12:12 -Please hurry.
01:12:16 -Yeah, no, no. It's definitely gone.
01:12:18 My glasses were in the bag.
01:12:19 They were in the backpack
01:12:21 Well, they're gonna be pissed,
01:12:22 So what I think you should do is
01:12:24 You should check this whole...
01:12:26 Just give it a clean sweep,
01:12:29 Yeah, no, no, no. Not there.
01:12:31 -Sorry. That's nothing.
01:12:33 -You just told me to look...
01:12:34 but I didn't mean to look inside
01:12:36 You should be way more specific
01:12:38 I'm already stressed out enough.
01:12:40 Okay. What now?
01:12:44 No. No, no. No, no, no.
01:12:48 This isn't hiding. This isn't hiding.
01:12:52 Oh, God. Oh!
01:12:53 Okay, I saw it. The UFO landed
01:12:57 My moped's under there, man!
01:13:01 Sam? Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam.
01:13:03 -He's back here.
01:13:06 What? Oh, no, no, no.
01:13:08 -This is my mother's flower...
01:13:09 Okay, listen. You got to listen to me.
01:13:10 If my parents come out here
01:13:12 My mother's got a temper, okay?
01:13:14 We must have the glasses.
01:13:15 I know you need the glasses.
01:13:17 They're not here.
01:13:19 Keep searching.
01:13:21 I need you to be quiet for five minutes.
01:13:22 Ten minutes. Okay?
01:13:24 Please, I'm begging you. You got to...
01:13:26 I can't concentrate.
01:13:28 Calm down, calm down.
01:13:29 You got to do something here.
01:13:31 -Autobots, fall back.
01:13:33 Good? Good? Okay.
01:13:35 -Move!
01:13:37 What's the matter with you?
01:13:38 He wants us to be quiet.
01:13:44 Earthquake! Move, move, move, move,
01:13:48 Judy! Judy, get under the table! Move it!
01:13:49 Judy! Judy, get under the table! Move it!
01:13:52 How did you get over there so fast?
01:13:55 Wow! That was tingly!
01:13:57 -You got to try that!
01:14:05 -Sam?
01:14:10 -What the hell is that?
01:14:13 -Sam?
01:14:15 -Sam!
01:14:17 -Come on, hurry.
01:14:19 What's with the light?
01:14:21 What's going on? Turn it off.
01:14:23 -Shut it off.
01:14:24 How come the door's locked?
01:14:25 You know the rules.
01:14:29 You know he'll start counting
01:14:30 -if you don't open the door!
01:14:32 Oh, dear.
01:14:33 -Four. It's coming off the hinges, pal.
01:14:35 -Sam, just open the door.
01:14:36 -Oh, my.
01:14:37 -He's counting.
01:14:40 -What's up? What's with the bat?
01:14:43 -I'm talking to you.
01:14:46 I'm a child. You know, I'm a teenager.
01:14:48 We heard voices and noises
01:14:51 It doesn't matter what we thought.
01:14:52 No, what light? What?
01:14:54 You got two lights in your hand!
01:14:56 -Maybe it bounced...
01:14:57 Look, you can't... You can't just bounce
01:15:00 You got to knock.
01:15:01 -We knocked for five minutes.
01:15:02 -We knocked.
01:15:04 -You were screaming at me, okay?
01:15:05 This is repression,
01:15:07 -You're ruining my youth, okay?
01:15:09 You are so defensive!
01:15:15 -Judy.
01:15:17 -No, Mom.
01:15:18 -It's okay.
01:15:19 That's not something for you
01:15:20 -That's a father-and-son thing, okay?
01:15:22 I mean, you don't have to call it that
01:15:25 You can call it Sam's happy time or...
01:15:29 -Happy time?
01:15:31 -Stop.
01:15:32 -Judy, stop.
01:15:33 -Mom, you can't come in and...
01:15:34 It's just been a weird night.
01:15:36 -No, no, Dad.
01:15:39 Oh, parents.
01:15:41 I don't know where it was, but we saw it.
01:15:45 Earthquake! It's another one! Another
01:15:49 -Okay!
01:15:51 -Okay!
01:15:52 Oh, I hate these.
01:15:53 -Got to ride it out. Ride it out!
01:15:54 -Hey, the lights are back on.
01:15:55 -Where?
01:15:57 Can't you take safety seriously?
01:15:58 -Good Lord, this floor is filthy, Sam.
01:16:02 Oh, no! Look at the yard.
01:16:10 Judy? Better call the city.
01:16:13 Power pole's sparking all over
01:16:16 Oh, man. Yard's a waste.
01:16:18 Trashed. Gone.
01:16:20 -It's a wash. The whole yard.
01:16:22 The parents are very irritating.
01:16:24 -Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:16:26 Ironhide, you know
01:16:28 What is with you?
01:16:30 Well, I'm just saying we could.
01:16:33 We heard you talking
01:16:35 -We wanna know who.
01:16:38 Hi. I'm Mikaela.
01:16:40 I'm a... I'm a friend of Sam's.
01:16:44 Gosh, you're gorgeous.
01:16:47 -She can hear you talking, Mom.
01:16:50 Oh, my goodness. I'm sorry you had to
01:16:53 -Sorry that we're bugging you.
01:16:54 -Come on, hon. Let's go.
01:17:13 Oh, yes. Okay. Okay.
01:17:16 -Yeah.
01:17:18 I want you to distract my parents
01:17:20 while I slip out and get these glasses
01:17:28 -Ronald Wickity?
01:17:30 We're the government. Sector Seven.
01:17:33 -Never heard of it.
01:17:35 Your son's the great-grandson
01:17:37 It's Witwicky.
01:17:39 May I enter the premises, sir?
01:17:42 Ron, there's guys all over the front yard.
01:17:45 What the heck is going on here?
01:17:46 Your son filed a stolen car report
01:17:48 We think it's involved in
01:17:51 -They're ripping up my rose bushes!
01:17:52 That's right. National security.
01:17:53 My God, Ron, they're everywhere.
01:17:55 There's guys in suits all around
01:17:58 Could you stay off the grass?
01:17:59 Get me a sample
01:18:01 They're pulling bushes out
01:18:03 Good Lord! They've got to get
01:18:06 -Drop the bat, ma'am.
01:18:08 I'm carrying a loaded weapon.
01:18:09 But you'd better get those guys
01:18:11 or I am gonna beat the crap out of them!
01:18:13 Are you experiencing any flu-like
01:18:16 -No!
01:18:18 How you doing, son?
01:18:21 -Yeah.
01:18:23 Whoa, way out of line.
01:18:24 Sir, I am asking politely. Back off.
01:18:28 -You're not taking my son.
01:18:30 You gonna try to get rough with us?
01:18:31 No, but I'm gonna call the cops
01:18:32 because there's something fishy
01:18:35 Yeah. There's something a little fishy
01:18:38 your little Taco Bell dog and this
01:18:42 -What operation?
01:18:44 I think direct contact.
01:18:52 -Son?
01:18:55 -Step forward, please.
01:19:03 Fourteen rads.
01:19:06 Bingo! Tag them and bag them!
01:19:09 If you hurt my dog, I'll kick your ass!
01:19:11 Get me a sample on
01:19:12 Sam! Do not say anything, Sam!
01:19:14 -Yeah.
01:19:20 So,
01:19:23 LadiesMan217.
01:19:26 That is your eBay username, right?
01:19:30 Yeah, but, you know,
01:19:32 What do you make of this?
01:19:33 My name is Sam Witwicky, okay?
01:19:36 Is that you?
01:19:37 Yeah, that sounds like LadiesMan.
01:19:40 Last night at the station, you told
01:19:46 -Enlighten me.
01:19:48 'Cause this is a total misunderstanding
01:19:53 -Really?
01:19:55 but it's fine now because it's back!
01:19:58 -Well, not by itself.
01:20:00 Because cars don't do that
01:20:06 That's funny. That is so funny.
01:20:08 So what do you kids know
01:20:12 Oh, you mean, like a Martian?
01:20:15 -It's an urban legend.
01:20:16 You see this?
01:20:18 This is an I-can-do-whatever-I-want
01:20:20 -Right.
01:20:23 Oh, God. You know what?
01:20:24 He's just pissy 'cause he's got to
01:20:27 You, in the training bra, do not test me.
01:20:30 Especially with your daddy's parole
01:20:32 What? Parole?
01:20:34 -It's nothing.
01:20:37 You know those cars my dad
01:20:39 Well, they... They weren't always his.
01:20:41 You stole cars?
01:20:42 Well, we couldn't always afford
01:20:44 so sometimes he had to take me along.
01:20:46 She's got her own juvie record
01:20:48 She's a criminal. Criminals are hot.
01:20:52 That'd be a real shame if he had to rot
01:20:57 It is time to talk!
01:21:06 Big! It's big!
01:21:12 Go, go, go, go!
01:21:15 -I can't see it! I can't see it!
01:21:17 All right! All right!
01:21:33 You A-holes are in trouble now.
01:21:36 Gentlemen, I want to introduce you
01:21:45 Taking the children was a bad move.
01:21:48 Autobots, relieve them of their weapons.
01:21:55 Freeze!
01:21:58 -Whoa! Whoa!
01:21:59 Whoa!
01:22:02 Whoa!
01:22:14 Hi, there.
01:22:15 You don't seem afraid.
01:22:21 Look, there are
01:22:26 I'm not authorized
01:22:28 except to tell you
01:22:30 -Get out of the car.
01:22:33 -Me? You want me to get...
01:22:34 All right, all right. Get out. Hey.
01:22:36 All right, I'm... I'm getting out.
01:22:40 Very nifty how you put us down
01:22:43 You're good with handcuffs, too,
01:22:45 How you doing?
01:22:46 -You weren't supposed to hear all that.
01:22:48 -Yeah.
01:22:50 Now, listen. If I choose to engage
01:22:53 Sam, I have a record
01:22:58 When have you had to sacrifice
01:23:03 Big guys. Big guys with big guns, huh?
01:23:05 What is Sector Seven? Answer me.
01:23:08 I'm the one who asks questions
01:23:11 -How'd you know about the aliens?
01:23:13 -I am not at liberty to discuss it.
01:23:15 Hey. You touch me,
01:23:17 Do-whatever-you-want
01:23:19 Yeah. Brave now all of a sudden, with
01:23:22 -Where is Sector Seven?
01:23:30 Hey!
01:23:31 Bumblebee, stop lubricating the man.
01:23:34 Get that thing to stop, huh?
01:23:38 -All right, tough guy, take it off.
01:23:41 -Your clothes, all of it, off.
01:23:45 For threatening my dad.
01:23:50 Little lady, this is the beginning
01:23:58 You're a criminal.
01:24:00 Let's face facts. It's in your gene pool.
01:24:04 Those are nice.
01:24:07 All right.
01:24:08 This is such a felony, what you're doing.
01:24:13 -I will hunt you down, okay?
01:24:15 -Without any remorse!
01:24:17 -Enjoy.
01:24:18 -We have got to alert everyone.
01:24:29 Optimus! Incoming!
01:24:39 Roll out.
01:24:47 Okay, I'm picking up rad readings
01:24:53 Okay, I'm getting really good rad
01:24:57 Up you get.
01:25:03 Okay, we're dropping in.
01:25:09 Really strong readings right down
01:25:11 Ship one and two, come on in.
01:25:15 That's it, right there.
01:25:17 Okay, there he is. 11:30. 11:30.
01:25:21 I got it. 12:00.
01:25:27 Okay, I'm tracking him. I've got him.
01:25:31 Got him going down the street.
01:25:37 Okay. Where'd he go, guys? I lost him.
01:25:42 Okay, I lost him. I lost him.
01:25:45 Okay, we're coming around.
01:26:09 Easy, you two.
01:26:20 No! No! No, Sam! Sam, don't drop me!
01:26:24 Sam, don't! Sam, don't! I'm slipping!
01:26:28 -Hold on!
01:26:34 Sam!
01:26:41 All right, we've got him pinned.
01:26:44 I'm in for the shot.
01:26:46 Stop! Stop!
01:26:48 Wait! No!
01:26:53 -Take the shot, get him.
01:26:57 No!
01:27:14 No! Stop!
01:27:17 Stop!
01:27:19 Get down on the ground! Get down!
01:27:23 What? Okay.
01:27:26 Look, he's not fighting back!
01:27:29 Freeze it! Freeze it! Freeze it!
01:27:38 Stop hurting him!
01:27:49 Don't let him move!
01:27:51 I got him here!
01:28:16 No!
01:28:21 Happy to see me again?
01:28:24 Put him in a car
01:28:33 I want that thing frozen
01:28:44 Hang back. Let me check it out.
01:28:49 Optimus,
01:28:53 are we just gonna stand here
01:28:55 There's no way to free Bumblebee
01:28:59 -But it's not right. He...
01:29:14 The Chinese and the Russians
01:29:16 in the western Pacific.
01:29:18 We feel like this could get
01:29:20 But the next couple of hours
01:29:27 US and Chinese task forces
01:29:30 of cruise missile range.
01:29:31 Tell the strike group commander that
01:29:35 -Yes, sir!
01:29:39 Tom Banachek. I'm with Sector Seven,
01:29:45 Never heard of it. I'm a little busy, Tom.
01:29:51 -What's going on here?
01:29:57 Sit rep! Talk to me!
01:30:00 -The whole room's gone down, sir.
01:30:02 The virus was coded to shut us down.
01:30:04 -General?
01:30:08 What do you mean, "shut us down"?
01:30:09 They used our network to spread out
01:30:12 The blackout's global.
01:30:13 We have no communications,
01:30:16 You mean to tell me that I cannot pick
01:30:26 Mr. Secretary? I'm here under
01:30:33 You really need to see
01:30:38 You'll have to accept that
01:30:40 you won't understand right away.
01:30:42 Sector Seven is a special-access
01:30:45 convened in secret under
01:30:50 You may remember NASA JPL
01:30:55 We told them to report the mission
01:31:00 Beagle 2 transmitted 13 seconds.
01:31:03 This was classified above top secret.
01:31:20 EDA ended at 170 hours, 48 minutes.
01:31:23 More than just a pile of Martian rocks.
01:31:27 This is the image from Mars.
01:31:30 Here's the image your
01:31:33 from the base attack.
01:31:35 We believe they are of
01:31:39 and obviously not Russian
01:31:42 Are we talking about an invasion?
01:31:45 We intercepted the message
01:31:48 These things can be hurt by
01:31:52 That's why the virus shut us down,
01:31:54 so we can't coordinate against
01:31:57 which I would bet my ridiculous
01:32:05 Get word to our fleet commanders
01:32:08 It's a shortwave radio channel.
01:32:11 Tell them to turn their ships around
01:32:15 And inform all commands to prepare
01:32:28 Captain Lennox, we need you and
01:32:31 Let's go!
01:32:37 She's in here.
01:32:39 What's going on?
01:32:41 You're coming with me.
01:32:44 -You're going to be my advisor.
01:32:47 Who's this?
01:32:49 -He's my advisor.
01:33:04 -So...
01:33:07 I bought a car.
01:33:12 Wow.
01:33:13 Who knew?
01:33:31 Make a hole! Watch your back!
01:33:44 Please, let this work.
01:33:48 Fire it up, Optimus.
01:33:51 The code.
01:33:53 The code on these glasses indicates
01:34:00 I sense the Decepticons
01:34:05 They must know it's here, as well.
01:34:07 What about Bumblebee?
01:34:08 We can't just leave him to die
01:34:12 He'll die in vain
01:34:16 Bumblebee is a brave soldier.
01:34:21 Why are we fighting to save
01:34:25 They're a primitive and violent race.
01:34:31 Were we so different?
01:34:34 They're a young species.
01:34:38 But I've seen goodness in them.
01:34:41 Freedom is the right of
01:34:45 You all know there's only one way
01:34:50 We must destroy the Cube.
01:34:53 If all else fails, I will unite it
01:34:58 That's suicide.
01:34:59 The Cube is raw power.
01:35:03 A necessary sacrifice to bring peace
01:35:08 We cannot let the humans pay
01:35:13 It's been an honor serving with you all.
01:35:15 -Autobots, roll out!
01:35:31 Team attention! Present arms!
01:35:35 At ease. Captain, Sergeant.
01:35:39 Thank you, sir.
01:35:41 They're being retrofitted
01:35:43 If they hit us again,
01:35:45 But it won't do us much good if we can't
01:35:49 Hey, kid.
01:35:52 I think we got off to a bad start, huh?
01:35:55 You must be hungry?
01:35:56 You want a latte? HoHo?
01:35:58 Where's my car?
01:36:00 Son, I need you to listen to me
01:36:04 People can die here.
01:36:06 We need to know everything you know.
01:36:09 Okay.
01:36:10 But first, I'll take my car, my parents.
01:36:14 Oh, and her juvie record.
01:36:20 Come with me.
01:36:23 Thank you.
01:36:26 The man's an extortionist.
01:36:30 All right, here's the situation.
01:36:31 You've all had direct contact
01:36:34 NBEs?
01:36:35 Non-Biological Extraterrestrials.
01:36:38 What you're about to see
01:36:51 Dear God. What is this?
01:36:52 Dear God. What is this?
01:36:55 We think when he made his approach
01:36:58 our gravitational field screwed up
01:37:02 He crashed in the ice,
01:37:06 We shipped him here to this facility
01:37:09 We call him NBE One.
01:37:12 Well, sir, I don't mean to correct you
01:37:14 but, I mean, that's Megatron.
01:37:18 He's the leader of the Decepticons.
01:37:20 He's been in cryostasis since 1935.
01:37:23 Your great-great-grandfather made
01:37:27 in the history of mankind.
01:37:28 Fact is, you're looking at
01:37:31 the microchip, lasers, spaceflight, cars,
01:37:38 NBE One. That's what we call it.
01:37:43 And you didn't think the United States
01:37:45 that you're keeping a hostile alien robot
01:37:48 Until these events, we had no
01:37:52 Well, you got one now.
01:37:55 -So why Earth?
01:37:57 All Spark? What is that?
01:37:59 Well, yeah, they came here looking
01:38:01 Anyway, Mr. NBE One here, AKA
01:38:06 who's pretty much the harbinger
01:38:09 to transform human technology
01:38:12 That's their plan.
01:38:14 -And you're sure about that?
01:38:18 You guys know where it is, don't you?
01:38:22 Follow me.
01:38:27 You're about to see our crown jewel.
01:38:38 Carbon dating puts the Cube here
01:38:43 The first Seven didn't find it until 1913.
01:38:47 They knew it was alien because of
01:38:51 as well as NBE One.
01:38:53 President Hoover had the dam built
01:38:56 Four football fields thick of concrete.
01:38:58 A perfect way to hide its energy
01:39:01 or any alien species on the outside.
01:39:44 Wait, back up. You said
01:39:48 -What kind exactly?
01:39:55 Please step inside.
01:40:04 Oh, wow.
01:40:06 What's that? Freddy Krueger done
01:40:08 Oh, no, man.
01:40:09 Freddy Krueger have four blades, man.
01:40:14 -Right? That's Wolverine!
01:40:18 Anybody have any mechanical devices?
01:40:22 I got a phone.
01:40:26 Nokias are real nasty.
01:40:29 You've got to respect the Japanese.
01:40:34 Nokia's from Finland.
01:40:36 Yes, but he's, you know, a little strange.
01:40:44 We're able to take the Cube radiation
01:41:03 -Mean little sucker, huh?
01:41:06 Kind of like the itty-bitty
01:41:21 He's breaking the box.
01:41:41 Go! Go! Go!
01:41:42 Move!
01:41:52 Gentlemen, they know the Cube is here.
01:41:55 Banachek. What's going on?
01:41:57 Well, the NBE One hangar
01:41:59 -What?
01:42:00 -is just not gonna cut it.
01:42:08 Megatron! Megatron! Megatron!
01:42:10 I'll bring security to the...
01:42:12 Get everyone to
01:42:14 -The lights are out!
01:42:16 Let's go!
01:42:17 They're popping our generators!
01:42:31 Megatron melting!
01:42:33 16502. We're losing pressure.
01:42:36 Stand by! Set!
01:42:39 We're losing pressure!
01:42:41 The cryogenic system is failing!
01:42:49 Forty millimeter sabot rounds
01:42:52 That's good. Get all the ammo you got.
01:43:01 You got to take me to my car.
01:43:04 He's gonna know what to do
01:43:05 -Your car? It's confiscated.
01:43:07 We do not know what will happen
01:43:09 -You don't know.
01:43:10 You just wanna sit here and wait
01:43:12 I have people's lives at stake here,
01:43:14 Take him to his car!
01:43:17 Drop it.
01:43:20 Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
01:43:23 Drop your weapon, soldier.
01:43:26 There's an alien war going on
01:43:28 You know, we didn't ask to be here.
01:43:29 I'm ordering you under S-Seven
01:43:31 S-Seven don't exist.
01:43:32 Right. And we don't take orders
01:43:34 -I'm gonna count to five. Okay.
01:43:40 -Simmons?
01:43:42 I'd do what he says. Losing's really
01:43:50 All right. Okay.
01:43:52 Hey, you want to lay the fate of the
01:44:01 No, no!
01:44:03 Stop! You got to stop! Stop! Stop! Stop!
01:44:06 No, no, stop, stop, stop!
01:44:10 Are you okay?
01:44:14 They didn't hurt you, right?
01:44:24 Listen to me. The Cube is here
01:44:31 No, no, don't worry about them.
01:44:33 They're not gonna hurt you.
01:44:35 Just back up a little bit.
01:44:39 Okay, come on. Put the guns down.
01:44:42 Here, come with me.
01:45:06 Okay, here we go. He doing something.
01:45:29 Oh, my God.
01:45:36 Message from Starfleet, Captain.
01:45:37 Let's get to it.
01:45:39 He's right. We stay here, we're screwed
01:45:42 Mission City is 22 miles away.
01:45:43 We're gonna sneak that Cube
01:45:45 and we're gonna hide it somewhere
01:45:46 Good! Right.
01:45:47 But we cannot make a stand
01:45:50 This place must have some kind
01:45:52 -Yes. Shortwave, CB.
01:45:54 Sir, you got to figure out some way
01:45:57 In the alien archive, sir!
01:45:58 -The alien...
01:46:00 -Will it work?
01:46:02 -Did you see that...
01:46:05 Mr. Secretary! Get our birds in the air.
01:46:06 When we get to the city,
01:46:08 and I'll have Epps vector them in, okay?
01:46:10 Affirmative!
01:46:12 Warning! NBE One
01:46:17 Check that backup system!
01:46:19 The cryo's failing! You got to bump up
01:46:23 Come on! Get out of here!
01:46:25 Heads up! Look out!
01:46:27 Set a perimeter around
01:46:30 -This way, this way, this way!
01:46:43 I am Megatron!
01:47:05 -The Cube's okay?
01:47:06 Well, put the seat belt on.
01:47:07 Pour it on him!
01:47:22 I live to serve you, Lord Megatron.
01:47:24 Where is the Cube?
01:47:27 The humans have taken it.
01:47:32 You fail me yet again, Starscream.
01:47:37 Come on, Mags!
01:47:39 Over here, sir!
01:47:43 Give me a minute. Give me a minute.
01:47:45 Come to me, Maxwell, come to me.
01:47:49 -We're hot! We're live!
01:47:54 Mikes?
01:47:55 This doesn't work without mikes,
01:47:56 No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
01:47:58 Let's find them.
01:48:00 Kid, get in the chair!
01:48:01 -Okay, I'll sit. I'll sit.
01:48:04 How do we get the signal out?
01:48:07 -Glen?
01:48:08 Can you hotwire this computer to
01:48:12 What good is that?
01:48:13 Morse code! You can use this
01:48:15 Okay, I'll do it! Turn it around.
01:48:19 Simmons, I need a screwdriver!
01:48:33 There's Optimus.
01:48:52 Almost done.
01:48:55 What the hell was that?
01:49:00 Barricade the door!
01:49:05 -Get something.
01:49:07 Six, five, four, six, three.
01:49:14 Here! Put some rounds in!
01:49:19 Master search.
01:49:22 I got it! We're transmitting!
01:49:24 Send exactly what I say!
01:49:25 Get out of the way! Get out of the way!
01:49:29 "This is Defense Secretary Keller.
01:49:33 -Whoa!
01:49:37 What was that?
01:49:38 Authenticate emergency action.
01:49:43 Sir, I have an authenticated
01:50:10 -No, no, no, no, no.
01:50:12 It's the same cop!
01:50:36 Oh, my God.
01:51:06 Cool, Mom!
01:51:33 This is so not good.
01:51:54 He's behind the pillar!
01:52:01 -Shoot that mother...
01:52:08 It's the Air Force! They're responding!
01:52:14 Sucker, burn!
01:52:22 Oh, shit!
01:52:23 Yes! They're sending F-22s to the city!
01:52:26 Raptors, let's scramble,
01:52:30 Strike and Dark Star roll call.
01:52:34 Looking out the right side.
01:52:37 Push to Kill Box One Alpha...
01:52:46 -Come on, let's go! Mount up!
01:52:50 Here, I got shortwave radios.
01:52:53 Wait. What am I supposed to
01:52:55 Well, use them! It's all we got!
01:52:58 This is like RadioShack dinosaur radios
01:53:01 I'm only gonna get 20 or 30 miles
01:53:04 Are there any aircraft orbiting the city?
01:53:07 F-22 at 12:00.
01:53:09 All right, I want planes for air cover
01:53:12 to extract that Cube. You got it?
01:53:16 Air Force has arrived! Pop smoke!
01:53:19 Raptor, Raptor, do you copy?
01:53:22 We have you visual.
01:53:25 Green smoke is the mark.
01:53:26 Provide air cover and vector
01:53:34 It's Starscream!
01:53:37 Please tell me you copy.
01:53:39 Back up! Take cover! Bumblebee!
01:53:45 No, no, no, no, no! Move!
01:53:47 -Back up! Back up!
01:53:50 Incoming!
01:54:16 Anybody hurt? Everyone okay?
01:54:18 Clear the area!
01:54:26 Oh, my God.
01:54:28 Bumblebee? No. Your legs!
01:54:31 Your legs.
01:54:34 Here. Here, back, back, back, back!
01:54:39 Please get up. Bumblebee? Get up!
01:54:43 Ratchet!
01:54:46 -What the hell was that?
01:54:48 What do you mean, what am
01:54:50 F-22 pilots would never fly
01:54:52 That's alien. That ain't friendly!
01:54:55 You got to get up. You're okay.
01:54:59 Come on!
01:55:00 Army Black Hawk inbound
01:55:04 Alpha 273 degrees, 10 miles.
01:55:06 November Victor, 1.2 clicks north.
01:55:27 Move out! Let's go!
01:55:35 Let's go! Move!
01:55:43 I'm not gonna leave you.
01:56:24 Come on, Decepticon punk!
01:56:32 Oh, my God!
01:56:46 Concentrate your fire!
01:56:59 Come on. Come on.
01:57:03 Megatron!
01:57:09 It's Megatron! Retreat! Move! Fall back!
01:57:17 Fall back!
01:57:25 Get our guys out of the way!
01:57:27 Get them out of the buggy! Move out!
01:57:29 We need air cover down here now!
01:57:37 Sam, help me with this.
01:57:43 -That all you got, Megatron?
01:57:47 You want a piece of me?
01:57:50 No! I want two!
01:57:53 What's going on?
01:57:57 Sir! That tank thing's getting back up.
01:58:00 Oh, these things just don't die.
01:58:06 Oh, we're so dead.
01:58:08 -Wrap it around the head.
01:58:10 Where's the Cube?
01:58:11 -Right there.
01:58:12 And take that and wrap it around
01:58:13 the base and then put it
01:58:14 -Okay?
01:58:19 That building.
01:58:24 -Okay.
01:58:26 All right, I can't leave my guys back
01:58:29 Okay, there's a tall, white building
01:58:31 -Go to the roof. Set the flare.
01:58:33 -Signal the chopper and set the flare.
01:58:36 Listen to me! You're a soldier now!
01:58:40 Get it into military hands
01:58:42 or a lot of people are gonna die.
01:58:45 -You got to go. You got to go.
01:58:46 -You need to go. Go.
01:58:47 till I get Bumblebee out of here, okay?
01:58:52 Army Black Hawk requested.
01:58:53 Immediate evac for civilian boy
01:58:55 Headed to rooftop marked by flare.
01:58:58 -Sam, we will protect you.
01:59:03 -Epps, where are those planes?
01:59:10 No matter what happens,
01:59:17 Sam! Get to the building! Move!
01:59:20 -Decepticons, attack!
01:59:26 -Cover fire!
01:59:35 Watch out!
01:59:42 -Girl, get that tow truck out of here!
01:59:45 Get out of here now!
02:00:14 Megatron!
02:00:16 Prime.
02:00:42 Humans don't deserve to live.
02:00:45 They deserve to choose for themselves.
02:00:48 Then you will die with them!
02:00:56 Join them in extinction!
02:01:17 Keep moving, Sam!
02:01:20 Don't stop!
02:01:37 No!
02:01:54 Sam, get to the building!
02:02:04 Give me that Cube, boy!
02:02:18 Did that jerk just dent my car?
02:02:42 You're not gonna get me.
02:02:51 I smell you, boy!
02:03:06 Maggot!
02:03:26 Oh, no!
02:03:52 I'll drive! You shoot!
02:04:15 This isn't going well!
02:04:17 Shoot! Shoot!
02:05:04 Nice shot.
02:05:05 -That tank is definitely dead now.
02:05:19 Hey!
02:05:24 Hey! I'm over here!
02:05:39 We've got the boy.
02:05:46 Watch out!
02:05:48 Missile!
02:05:59 Hang on, Sam!
02:06:09 No! No!
02:06:16 Is it fear or courage
02:06:35 Where do I go?
02:06:38 Give me the All Spark
02:06:43 Oh, no, no, no, no.
02:06:49 I'm never giving you this All Spark!
02:06:51 Oh, so unwise.
02:07:06 I got you, boy.
02:07:10 Hold on to the Cube!
02:07:31 -Oh, no. Oh, no!
02:07:39 Sam?
02:07:44 You risked your life to protect the Cube.
02:07:48 No sacrifice,
02:07:51 -no victory.
02:07:54 you must push the Cube into my chest.
02:07:57 I will sacrifice myself to destroy it.
02:08:01 Get behind me.
02:08:04 It's you and me, Megatron.
02:08:07 No, it's just me, Prime.
02:08:12 At the end of this day,
02:08:23 You still fight for the weak!
02:08:47 Fighter jets in 60 seconds.
02:08:49 We got friendlies mixed with bad guys.
02:08:52 Hey.
02:08:54 Bring the rain. All right?
02:08:57 All right, let's kill these things.
02:09:01 -Move, move, move!
02:09:02 Armor's weak under the chest.
02:09:14 Target marked. Still waiting.
02:09:16 Time on target, 20 seconds.
02:09:25 F-22s, we're still waiting.
02:09:32 Move out!
02:09:37 Incoming!
02:09:47 Weapons armed. Status green.
02:10:07 Run! Move!
02:10:17 Second wave's on approach.
02:10:22 What is that? Break off!
02:10:24 -Copy.
02:10:35 Two, get a lock! Pop that guy!
02:10:41 Stay on him. Keep him in your sights.
02:10:43 Take him out!
02:10:59 Two's down!
02:11:10 I'll kill you!
02:11:12 Mine! All Spark!
02:11:16 Sam! Put the Cube in my chest! Now!
02:11:19 Sam!
02:11:21 No, Sam!
02:11:48 Hold up.
02:11:52 You left me no choice, brother.
02:12:05 Sam, I owe you my life.
02:12:09 We are in your debt.
02:12:30 Prime, we couldn't save him.
02:12:33 Jazz.
02:12:38 We lost a great comrade
02:12:41 but gained new ones.
02:12:44 Thank you, all of you.
02:12:46 You honor us with your bravery.
02:12:50 Permission to speak, sir?
02:12:52 Permission granted, old friend.
02:12:55 You speak now?
02:12:57 I wish to stay with the boy.
02:13:00 If that is his choice.
02:13:07 Yes.
02:13:29 Gentlemen, the President has ordered
02:13:34 and the remains of the dead aliens
02:13:38 The Laurentian Abyss is
02:13:41 deepest place on our planet.
02:13:44 The massive depth and pressure there,
02:13:47 would crush and entomb them,
02:13:51 leaving no evidence.
02:14:00 With the All Spark gone,
02:14:06 And fate has yielded its reward,
02:14:10 a new world to call home.
02:14:19 We live among its people now,
02:14:23 but watching over them in secret,
02:14:26 waiting, protecting.
02:14:30 I have witnessed
02:14:34 And though we are worlds apart,
02:14:37 like us, there's more to them
02:14:44 I am Optimus Prime
02:14:46 and I send this message
02:14:50 taking refuge among the stars.
02:14:54 We are here.
02:14:56 We are waiting.
02:15:18 Can you shed any light on the recent,
02:15:26 Do you know what? I think that
02:15:32 -infestation...
02:15:34 They, the government,
02:15:37 The government would let us know.
02:15:38 -I mean, this is America.
02:15:40 You know, that's how we know
02:15:43 because there's no secrets.
02:15:44 They'd say, "Hey! Duck and cover."
02:15:57 Your head is kind of a different size