Trick r Treat

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00:00:34 NARRATOR:
00:00:37 ...there are a few guidelines
00:00:41 Always stay on sidewalks.
00:00:43 Never go to a stranger's house,
00:01:00 [TIRES SCREECH]
00:01:01 [MUSIC PLAYING ON CAR STEREO]
00:01:07 EMMA:
00:01:11 It's just magical.
00:01:13 It makes me wish every night
00:01:15 HENRY:
00:01:17 [BREATHING HEAVILY]
00:01:19 -Wait, wait. Not yet.
00:01:20 HENRY: You're supposed to keep it lit.
00:01:23 Ancient tradition?
00:01:25 Henry, it's Halloween, not Hanukkah.
00:01:28 -Baby, I'm lit and you're lit.
00:01:30 But our little friend here?
00:01:35 HENRY:
00:01:37 There are rules.
00:01:39 EMMA:
00:02:01 What?
00:02:03 Inside. Upstairs.
00:02:05 Let's just take all this crap down.
00:02:08 -I told you I'd do it in the morning.
00:02:11 You're gonna sleep until noon
00:02:14 And besides, my mom is coming and
00:02:18 Really?
00:02:21 I'll do it.
00:02:31 Go inside. Put on the tape.
00:02:46 I hate Halloween.
00:03:11 [GASPS]
00:03:56 [CAR HORN HONKS]
00:03:59 MAN:
00:04:01 [MUSIC PLAYS ON CAR STEREO]
00:04:08 Happy Halloween.
00:04:17 [SCREAMING]
00:04:20 [WOMAN YELLING ON TV]
00:04:22 WOMAN [ON TV]:
00:04:27 [SCREECHING]
00:04:30 EMMA:
00:05:19 Emma?
00:06:12 [YELLING]
00:08:33 [CHATTERING]
00:08:35 [INSTRUMENTS PLAYING]
00:08:37 WOMAN: Werewolves, zombies
00:08:40 They've all descended...
00:08:42 ...on the normally sleepy town
00:08:45 ...where the holiday
00:08:48 ...are taken very seriously.
00:08:50 It's only 8:00 and the streets are already
00:08:54 ...some to show off, others to blend in...
00:08:56 ...but all to celebrate the magical night
00:08:59 ...the one night a year when we can pretend
00:09:08 WOMAN 1:
00:09:12 -My tits keep popping out.
00:09:15 WOMAN 1: Don't know why we drove here
00:09:18 WOMAN 2:
00:09:19 WOMAN 3:
00:09:21 WOMAN 1:
00:09:22 WOMAN 3: Puberty.
00:09:25 WOMAN 3:
00:09:26 WOMAN 2: No, Janet, Tampa was two
00:09:30 ...doing a guy in his pickup.
00:09:31 WOMAN 4: I ate some bad Mexican,
00:09:34 WOMAN 2: Last year was San Diego. We
00:09:38 WOMAN 4:
00:09:40 WOMAN 3: So what? She had a nice ass.
00:09:45 Ladies, there are children out here.
00:09:47 [WOMEN LAUGH]
00:09:49 WOMAN 2: Okay, all of you come out
00:09:58 -Nice.
00:10:06 -Laurie, come on out.
00:10:09 -Open up.
00:10:11 Open the door,
00:10:16 Come on, seriously, open up.
00:10:19 WOMAN 1:
00:10:31 Danielle, I look like I'm 5.
00:10:35 Shut up, you look great.
00:10:36 [JANET AND MARIA SNICKER]
00:10:38 -It's tradition.
00:10:40 -What does tradition say we do now?
00:10:43 [BEEPS]
00:10:45 Two thirty-three, 30-D.
00:10:48 I mean, $234.33.
00:10:51 Thanks.
00:10:52 You know, this might sound kind of
00:10:56 ...for a party tonight, and I was wondering
00:11:01 Oh. Uh....
00:11:03 In about 20 minutes, actually.
00:11:05 Yeah? You know
00:11:07 Sure, yeah, of course.
00:11:08 All right. So why don't you
00:11:12 Okay, I guess.
00:11:15 Don't forget your costume.
00:12:02 That can't be good
00:12:05 Uh....
00:12:07 Don't waste a good lie on this.
00:12:09 It's just candy.
00:12:11 Guess it's a good thing I got more.
00:12:13 Why don't you sit down,
00:12:16 -Oh, I can't. I have--
00:12:20 Your problem is simple.
00:12:24 If you just tried a little harder,
00:12:28 What? Excuse me?
00:12:30 It's practically stapled to your forehead.
00:12:33 Laurie, please,
00:12:36 The key thing is to just be yourself.
00:12:39 Being myself hasn't gotten me very far.
00:12:41 Maybe I'm too old-fashioned, but I've
00:12:45 -No, please, don't say it.
00:12:48 Honey, listen, we've all been there,
00:12:52 Watch.
00:13:00 That's some big equipment
00:13:04 -Thank you.
00:13:07 -And we have a small problem.
00:13:10 We've got this great party to go to....
00:13:16 But we don't have any dates.
00:13:22 Here. Help yourself.
00:13:26 It's for the pumpkin, not you. Promise.
00:13:30 All of mine were dull.
00:13:40 Smashing jack-o'-lanterns?
00:13:44 It's okay. Believe it or not,
00:13:48 Till my dad set me straight, that is.
00:13:50 See, my dad taught me
00:13:55 ...because this is the one night
00:13:58 ...and all sorts of other things roam free
00:14:05 Sorry.
00:14:07 All these traditions...
00:14:09 ...jack-o'-lanterns, putting on costumes,
00:14:14 ...they were started to protect us,
00:14:19 ...no one really cares.
00:14:22 Yeah.
00:14:24 [CHARLIE COUGHING]
00:14:26 I didn't do such a good job, did I?
00:14:29 What do you think?
00:14:33 Hey.
00:14:36 You okay?
00:14:39 You need a root beer?
00:14:44 Oh, wait.
00:14:46 That's right. There's another tradition.
00:14:49 A very important one.
00:14:53 Always check your candy.
00:15:03 Trick or--
00:15:33 [GROANING]
00:15:40 [GURGLES]
00:15:42 Ugh!
00:15:58 [KNOCKING]
00:16:00 CHILDREN:
00:16:04 CHIP: We know you're in there.
00:16:07 [RINGING DOORBELL]
00:16:09 MACY: Hello!
00:16:17 [SCREAMING]
00:16:18 Wait. No, no. Shh!
00:16:22 [LAUGHING]
00:16:25 Great costume, Mr. Wilkins.
00:16:27 Oy. Uh....
00:16:30 Oh, right, candy.
00:16:34 Thanks.
00:16:36 Principal Wilkins, do you think we might
00:16:41 -You're not gonna smash it, are you?
00:16:48 Anything for a good cause.
00:16:56 Happy Halloween.
00:16:59 Yeah. Happy Halloween.
00:17:06 Didn't you get one?
00:17:16 [CAT SCREECHING]
00:17:22 Are you sure about this?
00:17:24 There's gotta be one or two
00:17:26 -I could help you.
00:17:29 Call me if you get into trouble.
00:17:31 You're turning into Mom.
00:17:33 Ouch.
00:17:34 -Just remember to be yourself.
00:17:38 Goodbye, Danielle!
00:17:58 [HUMMING]
00:18:22 Happy Halloween.
00:18:30 Daddy!
00:18:34 [WHISPERS]
00:18:36 -Please, be quiet.
00:18:39 Because you'll bother the neighbors.
00:18:41 Now go watch Charlie Brown
00:18:44 -Charlie Brown's an asshole!
00:19:18 Shh, shh, shh.
00:19:23 Wait, hold on.
00:19:27 Come on. There you....
00:19:34 Huh? Mm.
00:19:36 Yeah.
00:19:37 Here you go. Go get it! Shit.
00:19:42 [DOOR OPENS]
00:19:46 KREEG:
00:19:54 Spite! Get your ass in here.
00:20:00 Are you finished crapping or what?
00:20:01 [YELLS]
00:20:04 Who the hell is that?
00:20:05 [GRUNTS]
00:20:07 I got an NRA membership in my pocket...
00:20:09 ...and a shotgun over the fireplace,
00:20:12 [IN NORMAL VOICE]
00:20:14 Steven. Steven Wilkins.
00:20:17 What in God's name are you doing
00:20:21 [MUFFLED SCREAMING]
00:20:23 What did you say?
00:20:24 [GRUNTS]
00:20:25 Nothing.
00:20:26 The septic tank is acting up.
00:20:29 -Is that what that smell is?
00:20:32 KREEG: Then fix it!
00:20:36 I'm...
00:20:38 ...trying.
00:20:41 KREEG:
00:20:44 Goddamn freak.
00:20:48 -Happy Halloween.
00:20:58 [YELLS]
00:21:03 BILLY:
00:21:05 I wanna carve the jack-o'-lantern now,
00:21:10 In a minute, Billy.
00:21:12 And can I go to the parade
00:21:14 No, Daddy has a date.
00:21:17 Oh! But we haven't done anything
00:21:21 How about if we make some
00:21:26 -How about that?
00:21:29 After we carve the jack-o'-lantern,
00:21:35 Okay.
00:21:43 But don't forget to help me
00:22:00 "Daddy, I wanna carve a pumpkin."
00:22:04 "Daddy, I wanna go to the parade."
00:22:07 "Daddy, I wish Mommy was still alive."
00:22:20 KREEG [MUFFLED]:
00:22:24 Help me, goddamn it!
00:22:26 Help me!
00:22:27 -Help me!
00:22:36 Billy!
00:22:49 [SCREAMS]
00:22:53 BILLY:
00:23:00 So can we carve it now?
00:23:02 [WOMAN SCREAMING ON TV]
00:23:04 Yeah.
00:23:07 Let's go downstairs.
00:24:09 Let's carve a scary face this time.
00:24:14 A scary face it is.
00:24:36 Wrap it around.
00:24:41 But don't forget to help me
00:25:00 Trick or treat!
00:25:02 [LAUGHS]
00:25:04 [DANCE MUSIC PLAYING
00:25:05 Aren't you guys adorable?
00:25:08 Thanks, Mrs. Henderson.
00:25:12 I know. Isn't it just "purr-fect"?
00:25:19 You want a drink or something?
00:25:23 -Sure.
00:25:27 All right, fine. I'll see what I got for you.
00:25:29 Actually, Mrs. Henderson,
00:25:34 [LAUGHING AND GROANING]
00:25:36 -If you might...
00:25:38 ...have a jack-o'-lantern we could borrow.
00:25:42 Here you go.
00:25:45 Now, be safe...
00:25:49 ...and watch out for monsters.
00:25:53 I don't even know what that was.
00:25:56 Coach Taylor was in a hot-dog costume
00:26:00 -I think. And then--
00:26:10 SCHRADER: Trick or treat.
00:26:14 That's it?
00:26:15 Sorry, but some asshole went
00:26:18 But we have three. Isn’t this enough?
00:26:22 Almost.
00:26:31 SCHRADER:
00:26:33 MACY:
00:26:36 [DOOR OPENS]
00:26:38 This is weird.
00:26:40 Is that Rhonda the retard?
00:26:42 MACY:
00:26:44 SARA:
00:26:50 MACY:
00:27:02 Did you carve all these yourself?
00:27:05 Yeah. Made my costume too.
00:27:10 I do.
00:27:12 I'm Schrader.
00:27:15 Rhonda.
00:27:22 [DRUMS POUNDING]
00:27:23 [CHATTERING]
00:27:40 [MOANING]
00:27:44 ALLIE:
00:28:42 [ALLIE SCREAMING]
00:29:08 EMMA:
00:29:12 -I need help.
00:29:33 [ALLIE SCREAMS]
00:30:14 You must really like Halloween.
00:30:17 -You mean Samhain?
00:30:20 Samhain, also known as All Hallows' Eve,
00:30:24 Pre-dating Christianity,
00:30:27 ...was celebrated on the one
00:30:30 ...when the barrier between living
00:30:33 ...and often involved rituals
00:30:41 I like your eye patch.
00:30:44 Oh.
00:31:13 Great, a rock quarry.
00:31:17 SARA: Why are we here?
00:31:20 What happened? Did somebody die here?
00:31:23 Wait.
00:31:24 Is this where--?
00:31:26 -It is, isn't it? This is where that school--
00:31:30 The Halloween School Bus Massacre.
00:31:32 -Just don't call it that.
00:31:35 It's this awesome town legend.
00:31:37 Jesus, will you shut up
00:31:42 You said a bad word.
00:31:44 [SIGHS]
00:31:49 It happened 30 years ago...
00:31:51 ...on a late Halloween afternoon.
00:32:04 A school bus was on its usual route.
00:32:09 But this wasn't your typical school bus...
00:32:12 ...and they weren't your typical kids.
00:32:21 There were eight of them...
00:32:24 ...and they were different.
00:32:26 Troubled.
00:32:28 Disturbed.
00:32:31 Every day, parents put their dirty secrets
00:32:34 ...to be driven to a school
00:32:37 BOY:
00:32:41 3264.
00:32:45 3266.
00:32:51 But that day...
00:32:55 ...the driver took a different route.
00:33:05 Wrong way.
00:33:07 Wrong way.
00:33:15 Wrong way.
00:33:18 And instead of
00:33:22 ...he drove the bus
00:33:26 This rock quarry.
00:33:42 The kids didn't know that over the years,
00:33:46 ...embarrassed.
00:33:54 And they were willing to do anything
00:34:01 So one day, the parents approached
00:34:14 Shh.
00:34:16 With the money they collected together,
00:34:35 It almost worked perfectly.
00:34:38 BOY:
00:34:41 Wrong way.
00:34:47 Home. Home.
00:34:50 I wanna go home.
00:34:54 I wanna go home.
00:35:02 Home.
00:35:07 [ENGINE REVS]
00:35:11 Home. Home.
00:35:16 Home! Go home!
00:35:21 Home.
00:36:01 The driver was never heard from again.
00:36:06 [GASPING]
00:36:21 As for the bus, some say
00:36:26 As for the bus, some say
00:36:27 Others say the town
00:36:32 For all we know, it's still down there...
00:36:36 ...and so are those kids.
00:36:45 You are so full of shit.
00:36:48 Really?
00:36:49 Then I guess
00:36:52 First what?
00:36:54 Eight victims, eight jack-o'-lanterns...
00:36:58 ...each one representing a lost soul.
00:37:01 So we're going to leave them
00:37:04 ...as an offering to those who died.
00:37:08 Oh.
00:37:35 Is that one of yours?
00:37:38 Yes.
00:37:40 It's very pretty.
00:37:43 Thank you.
00:38:04 It can only hold three safely.
00:38:08 I'll send the keys back up.
00:38:12 Uh.... Okay.
00:39:02 EMMA: I can't do this.
00:39:03 [PHONE RINGING]
00:39:05 ...it makes me feel like
00:39:06 If you're not proud of me....
00:39:09 -Hello?
00:39:17 You there?
00:39:20 Yeah. Hi.
00:39:22 So there's a guy here
00:39:25 Is he young? Cute?
00:39:27 [G TOM MAC'S "CRY LITTLE SISTER (I NEED
00:39:28 Uh.... Yeah.
00:39:31 He's really, really nice.
00:39:33 So he's hideous.
00:39:35 Just get your ass over here.
00:39:43 Nice.
00:39:45 Great.
00:39:47 Not now, Andrew.
00:39:49 -Josh.
00:39:52 [HOWLING]
00:39:57 Werewolves.
00:40:02 Very funny.
00:40:17 SARA: That bus is around here somewhere.
00:40:20 SCHRADER: Over where? I can't see shit
00:40:24 SARA: That's me, asshole.
00:40:27 MACY:
00:40:29 SCHRADER:
00:40:32 MACY: I can't see.
00:40:34 [SARA SCREAMS]
00:40:35 Help me!
00:40:36 MACY:
00:40:40 SARA:
00:40:42 SCHRADER: There's nowhere to go.
00:40:54 [CHIP WHIMPERING]
00:41:01 Macy? Schrader? Sara?
00:41:23 Aren't you coming? Okay, stay here.
00:41:27 Don't let the candles go out
00:43:25 [SCREAMING]
00:43:39 [GRUNTING]
00:44:13 [SCREAMS]
00:44:15 [THUDS]
00:44:36 SCHRADER:
00:44:42 SARA:
00:44:44 Hey.
00:44:46 [SCREAMS]
00:44:47 [GRUNTS]
00:44:50 SCHRADER:
00:44:53 Rhonda.
00:45:08 It was all going so well.
00:45:11 -You're all dead!
00:45:15 It was all just a trick.
00:45:17 Look, none of this is real.
00:45:22 -A bad joke.
00:45:25 Shut up.
00:45:27 [RHONDA WHIMPERING]
00:45:31 Here, let me see.
00:45:37 Does it hurt?
00:45:47 -Go pack everything up. We're leaving.
00:45:50 Macy, she's scared out of her mind.
00:45:59 Let's go.
00:46:07 CHIP:
00:46:17 If this was all a trick,
00:46:21 MACY: That part's true.
00:46:25 I don't know, Chip.
00:46:26 [CHILDREN WHISPERING INDISTINCTLY]
00:46:28 -What?
00:46:33 -I'm not in the mood.
00:46:40 SARA:
00:46:47 [CHIP, SARA & MACY SCREAMING]
00:46:49 MACY: Schrader!
00:46:54 MACY: Over here!
00:46:58 SARA:
00:47:01 MACY:
00:47:13 -Schrader!
00:47:15 We have to go.
00:47:17 -Calm down.
00:47:19 -Look, Macy--
00:47:20 We heard voices.
00:47:24 [RUSTLING]
00:47:26 [CHILDREN CONTINUE
00:47:29 What is that?
00:47:55 Help me! Help me!
00:47:57 [SCREAMING]
00:47:59 No. Run.
00:48:06 Rhonda, open the gate.
00:48:08 -Let us in, please!
00:48:12 Open the gate, please.
00:48:21 Come on.
00:48:26 Open the gate.
00:48:32 -No! Rhonda, look at me.
00:48:35 It's not a trick, it's real.
00:48:37 Come back!
00:48:40 CHIP: Where is she going?
00:48:43 CHIP: No, no!
00:49:00 [MACY, CHIP & SCHRADER
00:49:09 CHIP:
00:49:42 [RUSTLING]
00:50:04 I'm not in the mood,
00:50:17 [SCREAMS]
00:50:20 WOMAN:
00:50:27 No, thanks.
00:50:30 She's a big girl.
00:50:34 I wish that were true.
00:50:36 Mom always said
00:50:42 [GROWLS]
00:50:47 My, my...
00:50:50 ...what big eyes you have.
00:50:55 [SCREAMS]
00:50:57 So where's this guy
00:51:00 The nice one?
00:51:08 [SCREAMS]
00:51:14 Laurie.
00:51:41 Oh, my God.
00:51:46 Please, help me.
00:52:07 WOMAN:
00:52:10 DANIELLE:
00:52:13 You're late.
00:52:15 Sorry. It took longer than I thought.
00:52:18 What did he do to you?
00:52:21 I listened to their advice
00:52:29 Well, at least you made it. Drink?
00:52:34 Sure.
00:52:38 Come here.
00:52:42 -Please.
00:52:57 Not bad.
00:53:02 What's your name, honey?
00:53:05 Steven.
00:53:07 -Steven?
00:53:10 I'm glad you're her first, I really am.
00:53:14 Who are you people?
00:53:42 [SCREAMS]
00:53:50 I'm nervous.
00:53:53 Hey.
00:53:56 You're gonna be fine.
00:53:58 Just be yourself.
00:54:05 [MARILYN MANSON'S "SWEET DREAMS ARE
00:54:21 It's my first time...
00:54:24 ...so just bear with me.
00:55:15 What are you doing?
00:55:32 [STEVEN SCREAMS]
00:55:54 My, my...
00:55:56 ...what big eyes you have.
00:56:10 [HOWLING]
00:57:15 [LOCKS CLICKING]
00:57:40 Trick or treat.
00:57:45 [GROWLING]
00:57:47 [SCREAMING]
00:58:55 MAN 1 [ON TV]:
00:58:58 It pops right out, okay?
00:59:00 I'm gonna take this device.
00:59:05 I'm gonna show the folks
00:59:08 It's so darn easy.
00:59:10 I take the meat, and all I'm gonna do
00:59:15 It goes down.
00:59:18 I'll put the wheel on.
00:59:20 This is about a 7-pound
00:59:23 I'll put it in the machine, I'll slide it back,
00:59:28 -You set it, and...?
00:59:31 MAN 1: Right. I'm gonna go over
00:59:35 ...and I'm gonna take this one out.
00:59:39 WOMAN: It's only 8:00, and the streets
00:59:42 ...some to show off, others to blend in...
00:59:44 ...but all to celebrate the magical night
00:59:48 [SCREAMING ON TV]
00:59:55 MAN 2: --baked goods and crops
00:59:59 ...a custom now known
01:00:01 Christ.
01:00:03 MAN 1:
01:00:05 Let me just start cutting this over here
01:00:09 This beautiful? Look at this
01:00:11 [SPITE BARKING]
01:00:13 Look how beautiful that pork looks
01:00:27 [GATE CREAKING]
01:00:38 [LAUGHING]
01:00:41 [FOOTSTEPS PATTERING]
01:00:55 [SPITE BARKING]
01:00:59 Happy Halloween.
01:01:05 Spite?
01:01:07 Spite.
01:01:16 [SPITE GROWLING AND CHEWING]
01:01:21 Spite. Get your ass in here.
01:01:32 Are you finished crapping or what?
01:01:36 [BOY GRUNTS]
01:01:38 Who the hell is that?
01:01:42 I've got an NRA membership
01:01:45 ...and a shotgun over the fireplace,
01:01:49 STEVEN:
01:01:52 Steven. Steven Wilkins.
01:01:56 KREEG: What in God's name are you doing
01:02:02 [BREATHING HEAVILY]
01:02:04 -What did you say?
01:02:06 The septic tank is acting up.
01:02:08 Well, fix it!
01:02:10 It stinks like a dead whore out here.
01:02:12 STEVEN:
01:02:16 KREEG:
01:02:18 Goddamn freak.
01:02:24 STEVEN:
01:02:26 Screw you!
01:02:44 Get the hell off my...!
01:03:04 [YELLS]
01:03:05 [SPITE BARKING]
01:03:14 [DOG DOOR SQUEAKING]
01:03:20 [SPITE WHIMPERS]
01:03:45 Well, zip-a-dee-doo-dah.
01:04:01 Spite?
01:04:03 [WHISTLES]
01:04:17 [SPITE WHIMPERS, THEN SQUEAKS]
01:04:36 Spite?
01:06:13 [SCREAMS]
01:06:42 Who the hell are you?
01:06:54 [GASPS]
01:07:14 [YELLS]
01:07:24 [GLASS CRACKING]
01:07:26 [SCREAMING]
01:08:05 [SAM LAUGHING]
01:08:09 [BOTH SCREAM]
01:08:13 [GRUNTING]
01:08:33 Wilkins! Wilkins!
01:08:36 Over here! Wilkins!
01:08:41 Help me! Wilkins!
01:08:43 Help me!
01:08:57 [SCREAMING]
01:09:05 [SAM SCREAMS]
01:09:15 Huh?
01:09:48 [COCKS GUN]
01:10:19 [LINE RINGS]
01:10:21 WOMAN: 911, please hold.
01:10:25 [PIANO MUSIC PLAYS
01:10:29 911, what is your emergency?
01:10:31 Yeah, I'd like to report--
01:10:34 Hello? Hello? Hello?
01:10:53 [SCREAMING]
01:11:12 You gotta be fucking kidding me.
01:12:03 Oh, no.
01:12:08 [GROANING]
01:12:55 [CRACKING]
01:12:57 [SCREAMING]
01:14:44 [KNOCKING]
01:14:47 [LOCKS CLICKING]
01:14:59 Trick or treat.
01:15:07 Thank you.
01:15:11 Thank you.
01:15:16 Thanks, Mr. Kreeg.
01:15:43 Thank you.
01:15:56 [TIRES SCREECH]
01:15:57 [LAUGHING]
01:16:17 EMMA:
01:16:20 It's just magical. It makes me wish
01:16:26 I'm sorry, Em. Wait, wait. Not yet.
01:16:31 -What?
01:16:34 -Why?
01:16:37 Henry, it's Halloween, not Hanukkah.
01:16:41 But your little friend here?
01:16:46 HENRY:
01:16:48 There are rules. You might upset someone.
01:16:51 EMMA:
01:17:08 [KNOCKING]
01:17:17 CHILD [WHISPERS]:
01:17:21 [CHILDREN WHISPERING
01:17:28 BOY:
01:22:15 [ENGLISH SDH]