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Tripping The Rift The Movie
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TRIPPING THE RIFT |
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Target area: Target Level: None |
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Jacket: Material ID, 42556 Size: 38 |
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Pants: Material ID: 47 829 |
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Suddenly, trolling those |
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doesn't seem quite |
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I have a bad feeling about this. |
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Yeah, black and white usually means |
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She's talking about |
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Relax! You'll feel a whole lot better |
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once you get your |
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I can't believe how much |
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to be the royal princess' |
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Thank God this job's |
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These local yokels |
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Nonsense. |
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You just have to be the |
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A pleasant good |
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- Fuck off! |
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Hey, Uncle Chode, |
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Is she beautiful and sweet and |
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Hier kommen sie the princess. |
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Lord, |
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let her be a hot little virgin |
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anxious to learn the |
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Damn, ho, baby! |
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Somebody's been |
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Well, let's just say they call |
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Is it Halloween already? |
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Geez, you tell me. |
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You all look a little old |
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We've been hired to |
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In that case, let |
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- I'm... |
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No! I don't know why everyone |
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Maybe it's because you've got... |
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What? |
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Nothing. |
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Who is the inconsiderate bastard that's |
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They're here to |
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- Yeah. My name... |
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May I call you Swollen? |
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I'm Her Highness' |
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Show them in! |
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Walk this way. |
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Too easy. |
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Sorry, but your cow will |
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I beg your pardon! |
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I am sorry. |
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Your talking cow will |
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I am not an animal! |
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Piss off, you murdering swine! |
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What? How dare you |
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Who's out there? |
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Nothing! |
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La Cage aux Poofter |
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So I said to him, |
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"Dr. Richard Turner is so formal. |
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"Do you mind if I call you Dick?" |
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Give me your clothes! |
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You forgot to say |
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Okay, girls, time to close up. |
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If you think I'm staying open |
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big nuts. |
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I said give me your clothes! |
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Hey, girlfriend, we don't want any trouble. |
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Primary Social Protocol |
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How would you like a wedgy? |
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Sounds like my old gym teacher. |
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I'm looking for Chode. |
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You just missed him. He was here |
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The homophobic little bastard took |
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If I ever see you again, |
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I'll scratch your |
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When I am king, |
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you will be Queen |
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One minute! |
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One stinking minute! |
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What is it, woman? |
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Last night there was another |
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Let me see that note! |
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I hope that security teams that I |
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Yes. I got the best |
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They'd better be! If anything |
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our nation would |
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We would find one somewhere. |
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Nonsense! There is no |
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She is the last of |
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that goes back |
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Ja, ja, ja! |
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Don't let the door hit you |
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Did you know Her |
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is on your moose head? |
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Did you know, even in this light, |
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That was close! |
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It's time to kill me |
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and become the king! |
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This is torture. |
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She hasn't done anything but look |
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How could she stand it? |
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Those earrings are lovely! |
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What do you know? |
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It must be wonderful |
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to make a difference in |
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Oh, them. |
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They're the reason I don't |
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Why am I brushing my own hair? |
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You, with the big tits, |
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get over here and |
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A hundred strokes! |
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Yeah, I could use a hundred |
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I'm bored! |
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I brought along a word game. |
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Good idea! You're not |
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Set it up and make it snappy! |
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Over here! |
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I had to get you alone. |
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Here it comes. |
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I get broads like you |
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Let me tell you how it is. |
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You're too old, you're too ugly, |
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and for the record, I'd like to be |
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the only one in the |
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I have no sexual interest in you! |
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Hey! Hey, what am |
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Listen, the princess |
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I don't mean to |
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but I think the prime |
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The prime minister? |
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He seems like a |
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You think so? |
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Maybe I'm just being paranoid. |
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Oftentimes we judge |
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when we are only |
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Man is inherently good. |
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Yeah, that's what I believe. |
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I hope that's what |
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because if anything |
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you and your friends |
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What? |
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I didn't see anything |
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It's standard. |
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Always read the fine print. |
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Kanot, and I get |
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Just a minute. |
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It is so. |
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Really? |
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Use it in a sentence. |
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My authority kanot |
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Otherwise, a certain robot's |
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carted off to the scrap heap! |
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Well, now that I |
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Hey, where you going? |
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We have to keep an eye |
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Please! |
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I'm just going to |
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and it ain't to take a powder. |
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Somebody go with her. T'nuk. |
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- Everything come out okay in there? |
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How is she? |
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Remember those pretty earrings I |
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Well, there's not |
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Holy shit! |
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If the princess' subjects |
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we'll all be executed. |
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Executed? |
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Uncle Chode, is it true? |
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Well, if you want to see |
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Technically... |
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Chode! Really! |
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Bob, I need you to lock |
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and beam us back on board. |
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- No can do, El Capitan. |
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I kind of shorted out the |
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You should have |
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Geez, how the hell |
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Well, I was trying to beam my |
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with the transporter |
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Why, for Christ's sake? |
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Because my toast was |
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We're toast, Uncle Chode! |
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Geez, I'm surrounded |
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Look, if we could find out |
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maybe they'll go easy on us. |
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Hey, you better not be doing |
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Primary social Protocol: a) I'm fine; |
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My penis is caught |
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Okay. That's all right, then. |
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Geez, whoever said "Die young |
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- never met this stiff. |
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We gather every |
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pore over every clue, |
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go to any extreme necessary |
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What is it? |
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It's a short, curly purple hair of |
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Or your own pubic hair, dumb ass! |
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That's another theory |
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Princess! Princess! |
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Princess, it's almost time |
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Mein gott! |
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After a battery |
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I've determined she |
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But she's been cut to ribbons! |
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Well, I mean, after |
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For all our sakes, |
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I need time to sink. |
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Your Majesty? |
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God damn it! |
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It's noon, Your Highness. |
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Time for you to greet |
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This is not time to fall |
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Your public awaits. |
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Pull yourself together. |
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I know, Mother. I get my |
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I'm brushing my teeth. |
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You will? |
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Well, please hurry. |
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Your subjects can't |
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And frankly, neither can I. |
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"I'll be right out"? |
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If she doesn't show, the townspeople |
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Princess! Princess! |
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T'nuk, grab that head. |
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Acquiring Transportation |
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The suckers are buying it. |
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How can this be? |
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Show's over, folks! |
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tired. |
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Hope to see you all |
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Free beer and pretzels! |
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You two, come with me! |
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I suspect the princess has |
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Sir, what exactly is"vowel" play? |
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Don't nobody with a brain |
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Okay. We need an escape plan. |
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We're trapped! |
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Nonsense! |
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unless... |
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- Unless? |
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too far-fetched. |
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It goes against all the |
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You're not talking about |
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No! I'm talking about bringing |
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the dead princess back to life! |
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Am I hearing you right? |
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I don't know. When's the last |
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You really should take her to |
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They're going to knock |
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She's right. |
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Everyone grab a piece |
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and follow me through |
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- Where does it lead? |
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To a long-forgotten |
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where a mad scientist |
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Does someone got that |
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I'll leave a note to |
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Break it down! |
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Gone to the movies. |
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Grabbing a bite after. |
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Let's see. |
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¶ The knee bone's |
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¶ The thigh bone's |
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Chode, you can't perform an |
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Well, not so fast. |
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According to this Re-animating |
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it's not so hard. |
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Okay, Six, plug in that electrical |
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Gus, find me a giant |
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T'nuk, make sure |
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Whip, go over to that |
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Geniu: Albert Einstein |
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Careful, Whip! |
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Don't worry. |
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Senator Diane Finestein... |
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Mel Brookstein... |
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Hearty Fiberstein. |
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Chode McBlob |
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Hurry! The storm is |
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Raise the gurney! |
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Give my creature life! |
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What a pretty night |
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Look, I don't need a pretty night. |
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Is there any other source of |
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Ja! I could divert |
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from the entire |
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to the cables |
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that is, if I can |
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You've got to try. |
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Okay. |
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Did you say something? |
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Could you at least wait |
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until I let go of the cables? |
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My apologies. |
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Okay, now. |
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Bring us down! |
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Love the hair. |
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It's sort of Liza meets Lily Munster. |
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Great job, everybody. |
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My God! |
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Look at this place! |
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Don't tell me I'm playing |
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No, this is Slovinia. |
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Slovinia? |
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I've opened out of town |
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You were dead, and we |
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Okay, now you're starting |
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I am so parched. |
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Who does a queen have to do |
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Your Royal Highness, |
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Royal Highness? |
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Let me explain, lady. |
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Mister... |
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whatever the hell team |
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Look, in this show, you play a |
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and lives happily ever after. |
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Unless, of course, they |
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and the fickle public |
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You mean like Tom Cruise? |
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There's an angry mob led by the |
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It sounds like he's whipping |
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Not the face. Not the face! |
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They have killed the princess. |
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Sliced her up like a turkey |
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I say we lynch them first and |
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I haven't seen critics |
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since Puff Daddy did |
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You're going to have to go |
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Let me know how |
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Chode, we don't |
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We've gotta escort |
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and see if her subjects |
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him. |
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I gotta take a wicked leak. |
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Is anyone really stupid enough to |
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Is that Princess |
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Show's on. |
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All hail the royal princess! |
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Smile at the people. |
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Watch where you're putting |
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Wait a minute. |
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Why is your voice so deep? |
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Friday night's |
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Too much booze and cigarettes. |
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Well, that satisfied |
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I'm not buying it! |
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If you're the princess, sing |
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Sorry, just warming |
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Hit it, Frau! |
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¶ I love Slovinia |
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¶ In the summer |
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¶ I love Slovinia |
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When the frigging |
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¶ I love Slovinia |
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¶ When it's snowing |
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You've got to admit, it snows |
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¶ But when you see |
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¶ That's when I love Slovinia |
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¶ When she loves Slovinia |
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¶ That's when I love Slovinia |
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¶ That's when |
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¶ That's when I love Slovinia |
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¶ Most of al. ¶ |
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Not bad. |
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We call it a backers audition. |
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How much can I |
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Put me down for one |
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Wait a minute. I say we |
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Would you like to continue to live |
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living off the stale crumbs |
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or have a fabulous queen |
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who's going to put on |
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and make this town a bundle off |
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Perhaps we could put on Hunchback |
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Long live our drag queen! |
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Hip-hip hurray! |
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What a bunch of ingrates! |
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Hello? |
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Bob? You better be calling me to |
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I don't want to be doing |
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Great! |
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Beam Six and T'nuk aboard and |
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I've still got a raunchy |
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Sign off. |
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I'm looking for Chode. |
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He just took off. |
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you must be as big |
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What are you looking at? |
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You better not be having |
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I'm merely trying to understand |
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I hear it contains rat parts. |
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Chef Gay-ar-dee, |
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baseball fans eat millions |
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and that's good enough for me. |
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Besides, they say rat |
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Then please explain why Pittsburgh |
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Yeah, or how come you |
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La Cage aux Poofter |
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I told you, I thought Poofter |
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I don't know why you didn't rent that |
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What? Fine. Excuse me if I don't |
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I'll just repeat, no birthday bash of |
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Get off your soapbox. |
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It's not even your birthday. |
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Yeah, but my guests |
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They also don't know they'll |
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admission, exorbitant |
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and oh, did I mention my little |
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Baby! |
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I'm going to be |
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What makes you think |
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Well, because I |
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Hey, check that place out! |
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I don't know, Uncle Chode. |
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Yeah, then why don't you drop your pants |
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If you haven't squealed in 30 |
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Okay, let's go. The sooner |
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Relax. We got all night. |
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Yeah. |
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Why are you calling? |
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No, I just miss you, that's all, you |
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Where are you? |
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Have you been sniffing |
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Don't be a silly-Billy. |
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I'm just feeling |
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Thought you might like to know |
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Yeah? |
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That thing with your tongue. |
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What? You're gonna put |
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How wonderful. |
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His mother never |
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Hey, Six, I'm gonna be |
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I just gotta check out this |
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Move it, you two! |
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Did you hear what that |
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BUY ONE, GET ONE FOR FREE |
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ain't safe for decent people no more. |
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Okay, it's a deal, Gloria. |
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I'll pay you 10% of the |
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in exchange for the room |
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Yeah. |
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No guessing why this place is |
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What's that supposed to mean? |
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Nothing. |
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What a loser! |
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Her head looks like an |
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I like it. Her 'do is |
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Yeah, and a flock of |
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Gus, you're in charge of |
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Include a drawing for |
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3D, flat-screen |
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a/k/a, the hook. |
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Whip, you e-mail the |
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except that fucking clown Bobo. |
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Geez, that was painful. |
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I warned you about that hot |
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"You went down for me. I'll |
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Where's that pencil? |
| 00:27:59 |
Damn faulty toilet. |
| 00:28:03 |
Jesus Christ, what a dump. |
| 00:28:05 |
Then wiggle your bum |
| 00:28:07 |
like you're pulling up |
| 00:28:09 |
Like this? |
| 00:28:10 |
Hey, the light bulb in the can just |
| 00:28:14 |
I'll need them |
| 00:28:15 |
Cool it, you two. |
| 00:28:17 |
The So You Think |
| 00:28:19 |
aren't till next week. |
| 00:28:20 |
Hey, Six. Mission accomplished. |
| 00:28:32 |
I'm sorry, sir. |
| 00:28:34 |
Geez. |
| 00:28:35 |
You'll be beaming to |
| 00:28:38 |
Fabula 7? |
| 00:28:40 |
The all fruit... gay planet. |
| 00:28:43 |
No! Transport me to Jupiter 42. |
| 00:28:46 |
Jupiter 42? That's a private ship. |
| 00:28:49 |
Permission? |
| 00:28:50 |
I ain't allowed to transport |
| 00:28:54 |
unless they've got |
| 00:28:56 |
Sorry, Shirley. |
| 00:28:59 |
I'll be back. |
| 00:29:05 |
Hey, what's your |
| 00:29:08 |
I'll be back. |
| 00:29:25 |
What? I didn't know docking with the mother |
| 00:29:58 |
I'm com... I'm coming! |
| 00:30:03 |
That was wonderful, Chode. |
| 00:30:06 |
The best ever. |
| 00:30:08 |
Yeah, well. I really prepared |
| 00:30:19 |
You must be looking for Gus. |
| 00:30:21 |
He's the second door |
| 00:30:29 |
You must be looking for Gus. |
| 00:30:35 |
Push me around, will ya? |
| 00:30:38 |
Chode, that clown looks insane. |
| 00:30:44 |
Run! |
| 00:30:45 |
Run! There's a psycho |
| 00:30:48 |
Us or you? |
| 00:30:49 |
Could you be more specific? |
| 00:31:02 |
Let me through! |
| 00:31:05 |
I haven't even had oral sex yet! |
| 00:31:08 |
T'nuk! As your captain, |
| 00:31:11 |
There's no way he can shoot me |
| 00:31:14 |
Since you asked so nicely, |
| 00:31:17 |
get out of my fucking way! |
| 00:31:28 |
Hold your fire! |
| 00:31:42 |
Does anyone hear anything? |
| 00:31:45 |
Sorry. The hot dog. |
| 00:31:46 |
Oh my. That thing, whatever |
| 00:31:50 |
What are we going to do? |
| 00:31:51 |
I've been giving it some thought. |
| 00:31:53 |
This is no time to fall apart. |
| 00:31:57 |
If we stick together we'll |
| 00:32:00 |
Well, that's a really |
| 00:32:02 |
I wasn't talking to you, dumb ass. |
| 00:32:05 |
I was about to suggest we |
| 00:32:08 |
so the rest of us can live. |
| 00:32:10 |
Hey! How do you know |
| 00:32:12 |
First he blasts your bed, |
| 00:32:15 |
then he tries to |
| 00:32:17 |
Who do you think he's after? |
| 00:32:19 |
Six? Jealous lover? |
| 00:32:22 |
Chode, you've programmed |
| 00:32:24 |
Yeah, but you're an exception. |
| 00:32:26 |
Okay, so it might be me he's after, |
| 00:32:29 |
but if it was one of you, |
| 00:32:30 |
I'd stick by you |
| 00:32:32 |
Chode! |
| 00:32:42 |
Chode, we must |
| 00:32:55 |
I don't get it. |
| 00:32:56 |
A bulletproof |
| 00:32:58 |
tries to kill us. |
| 00:32:59 |
Now you show up |
| 00:33:02 |
What the hell's going on? |
| 00:33:04 |
Firstly, I accept your |
| 00:33:07 |
And secondly, what's going on |
| 00:33:08 |
involves Chode, not you. |
| 00:33:10 |
Firstly, thanks. |
| 00:33:12 |
And secondly, |
| 00:33:13 |
you better talk, or I'll |
| 00:33:19 |
Can we try and survive |
| 00:33:25 |
To the transporter room! |
| 00:33:45 |
Now what? |
| 00:33:46 |
I'm gonna get my |
| 00:33:51 |
But the others! |
| 00:33:52 |
Hey, it's not them |
| 00:33:54 |
Right now, it's |
| 00:33:56 |
Have I ever told |
| 00:33:58 |
Yahoo! We did it! |
| 00:34:00 |
We gave that crazy |
| 00:34:08 |
Beam me back down! |
| 00:34:09 |
No parla ingles, Monsieur. |
| 00:34:11 |
Beamez-moi en port! |
| 00:34:14 |
Merde! |
| 00:34:32 |
Hello? Mom? Can |
| 00:34:37 |
Nothing. It must have been |
| 00:34:39 |
Do you have your communicator? |
| 00:34:41 |
No. You? |
| 00:34:42 |
No. I left it |
| 00:34:44 |
What kind of idiot leaves his |
| 00:34:47 |
Don't rag on me, Chode. |
| 00:34:48 |
What with dismembered |
| 00:34:50 |
shady nightclubs, |
| 00:34:53 |
the last few days have |
| 00:34:55 |
Seems somebody could use |
| 00:34:58 |
And as luck would have |
| 00:35:00 |
Chode, are you insane? |
| 00:35:02 |
The others could be in that |
| 00:35:04 |
Please tell me |
| 00:35:06 |
of actually visiting |
| 00:35:07 |
at a time like this. |
| 00:35:09 |
Am I out of my mind? |
| 00:35:15 |
Hey! Where are Gus |
| 00:35:17 |
Do you think the |
| 00:35:20 |
Who cares? |
| 00:35:21 |
I think our intrepid captain |
| 00:35:25 |
No, wait. Look! |
| 00:35:33 |
He's still looking for him. |
| 00:35:35 |
There is no God. |
| 00:35:42 |
Can you help a fella out? |
| 00:35:44 |
I'm flat broke and in |
| 00:35:48 |
Well, consider this |
| 00:35:49 |
my random act of |
| 00:35:55 |
Not from you, Mary. |
| 00:35:57 |
Name's Bill. |
| 00:35:58 |
Offered the girls this |
| 00:36:00 |
but had no takers. |
| 00:36:01 |
I'll sell it to |
| 00:36:04 |
That should be enough |
| 00:36:05 |
to throw a little |
| 00:36:07 |
What is it? |
| 00:36:08 |
Well, they take you |
| 00:36:10 |
and do the old |
| 00:36:12 |
I was asking about the |
| 00:36:15 |
I'm the only surviving |
| 00:36:18 |
We were searching for the |
| 00:36:21 |
Treasure? |
| 00:36:22 |
It was stolen and hidden |
| 00:36:23 |
somewhere in the jungle |
| 00:36:25 |
The key to the treasure |
| 00:36:28 |
It not only reveals |
| 00:36:30 |
but also allows access to it. |
| 00:36:32 |
So where is thiskey? |
| 00:36:33 |
That's the problem. |
| 00:36:36 |
But this medallion |
| 00:36:38 |
What kind of treasure |
| 00:36:40 |
The finder would be so rich, |
| 00:36:42 |
his toilet paper would |
| 00:36:44 |
Wouldn't that chafe? |
| 00:36:45 |
If this thing can |
| 00:36:47 |
why are you sitting |
| 00:36:49 |
for a little tail-shaking? |
| 00:36:50 |
I said it would |
| 00:36:52 |
I said nothing about |
| 00:36:55 |
from the danger that |
| 00:37:01 |
Head for the third |
| 00:37:03 |
due east, and pray, |
| 00:37:05 |
and hope that your |
| 00:37:08 |
Mine have been. |
| 00:37:09 |
Well, I've had my fun. |
| 00:37:13 |
I hear my pillow |
| 00:37:14 |
That's not your pillow, |
| 00:37:17 |
Danger, shmanger! |
| 00:37:19 |
Am I going to have any success |
| 00:37:22 |
and getting you |
| 00:37:24 |
Have you ever noticed |
| 00:37:26 |
I don't think |
| 00:37:28 |
Now you're sounding like Six. |
| 00:37:30 |
What the hell does |
| 00:37:36 |
I swear that tree wasn't |
| 00:37:38 |
One too many at |
| 00:37:41 |
I only had one. |
| 00:37:42 |
And by the by, what |
| 00:37:45 |
You don't want to |
| 00:37:46 |
You don't want to know. |
| 00:37:48 |
Umph! Okay, what's going on? |
| 00:37:54 |
I think I just rusted myself. |
| 00:38:03 |
This way! |
| 00:38:12 |
Six is right. |
| 00:38:13 |
Your sense of direction sucks. |
| 00:38:16 |
Excuse me, Butch. |
| 00:38:22 |
You guys couldn't catch |
| 00:38:26 |
Oh, shit! |
| 00:38:29 |
Now what? |
| 00:38:42 |
I beg your pardon. |
| 00:38:44 |
I think I felt it move. |
| 00:38:46 |
It didn't move. |
| 00:38:48 |
No, that. |
| 00:38:49 |
What the hell? |
| 00:38:50 |
Maybe it's a lie detector. |
| 00:38:52 |
It's some sort of |
| 00:38:55 |
You sure it's not Gaydar? |
| 00:38:57 |
That guy Bill was |
| 00:39:00 |
Get past those monsters, |
| 00:39:02 |
Follow your nose, baby. |
| 00:39:04 |
And I suppose that's |
| 00:39:07 |
Don't judge a book |
| 00:39:09 |
It could be, like, a Vegas |
| 00:39:12 |
I don't remember an |
| 00:39:26 |
Who did you say |
| 00:39:31 |
This place reminds me of |
| 00:39:34 |
you'd see in the movies, |
| 00:39:35 |
where there'd |
| 00:39:36 |
between two |
| 00:39:40 |
I'm not going to keep playing |
| 00:39:42 |
if you keep throwing |
| 00:39:44 |
Then throw scissors. |
| 00:39:46 |
Then you'll do rock. |
| 00:39:47 |
Geez, Walter, that's |
| 00:39:52 |
Who there? Who there? |
| 00:40:28 |
Hey! Dude! |
| 00:40:43 |
Please, let this be it! |
| 00:41:02 |
Well, 3PO, you're the one |
| 00:41:03 |
with the tranlang |
| 00:41:05 |
combined with a |
| 00:41:08 |
What the hell does it say? |
| 00:41:09 |
That's just a golden |
| 00:41:11 |
Can you read it or not? |
| 00:41:13 |
Yes. Then read it. |
| 00:41:18 |
Out loud. |
| 00:41:19 |
It says "Push |
| 00:41:46 |
This has got to be the next |
| 00:41:48 |
Unless it's some sort |
| 00:41:50 |
Can you at leastpretend |
| 00:41:53 |
Okay. Now what? |
| 00:41:54 |
What did Bill say? |
| 00:41:56 |
Remember to pray. |
| 00:41:58 |
God, Lord... |
| 00:42:01 |
What should I pray for? |
| 00:42:03 |
Treasure! |
| 00:42:04 |
I pray for lots |
| 00:42:08 |
That's funny. I could've sworn |
| 00:42:10 |
I've seen something |
| 00:42:11 |
You have. It's the same shape |
| 00:42:13 |
as the medallion, you idiot. |
| 00:42:14 |
I know that. I was |
| 00:42:38 |
Step forward, please. |
| 00:42:40 |
Single file, no pushing. |
| 00:42:41 |
What the hell |
| 00:42:43 |
Please don't take |
| 00:42:45 |
I'm just a temp, hired |
| 00:42:48 |
Slaves? |
| 00:42:49 |
Yes. Mr. Big didn't want |
| 00:42:50 |
to get his hands dirty |
| 00:42:52 |
Mr. Big? Is that just a |
| 00:42:56 |
He's the brains |
| 00:42:58 |
Aren't we losing |
| 00:42:59 |
What about the treasure? |
| 00:43:01 |
Actually, we just need you |
| 00:43:02 |
for the discovery and |
| 00:43:04 |
that opens the vault |
| 00:43:07 |
It was lost in one of |
| 00:43:10 |
Ha ha ha. Okay, you got me. |
| 00:43:13 |
This is really one |
| 00:43:14 |
Fox reality shows, isn't it? |
| 00:43:19 |
Consider what you've |
| 00:43:20 |
as kind of like getting |
| 00:43:22 |
Oof! |
| 00:43:38 |
Dig! |
| 00:43:40 |
There's no way I can |
| 00:43:42 |
without some kind of gloves. |
| 00:43:44 |
Hey Charlie, this |
| 00:43:49 |
Yes, thank you. |
| 00:43:51 |
That will do nicely. |
| 00:43:57 |
Thanks for the update, Bob. |
| 00:43:59 |
We'll stay down here |
| 00:44:00 |
in case that psycho |
| 00:44:03 |
If Chode gets in touch, |
| 00:44:05 |
Yeah, get some rest, kiddo, |
| 00:44:10 |
you got a lot of |
| 00:44:12 |
Come on you little green |
| 00:44:15 |
I'm thinking. |
| 00:44:16 |
How do you manage |
| 00:44:19 |
Ha ha ha ha ha ha! |
| 00:44:22 |
You better be |
| 00:44:27 |
What the hell was that? |
| 00:44:29 |
Well, looky here! |
| 00:44:33 |
Discovery! |
| 00:44:34 |
We have a discovery! |
| 00:44:41 |
Yes, Mr. Big, I've got |
| 00:44:44 |
20% cut is a reasonable |
| 00:44:48 |
You'll get your |
| 00:44:49 |
in heaven! |
| 00:44:50 |
Mr. Big said to throw them |
| 00:44:53 |
What the f... Hey! |
| 00:45:09 |
Well, that's that. |
| 00:45:11 |
You can kiss my |
| 00:45:13 |
If that doesn't make me want to |
| 00:45:22 |
Gus! Load all that |
| 00:45:57 |
There's no way out! |
| 00:45:59 |
Will you hear my |
| 00:46:00 |
Jenna Jameson's? Yes. |
| 00:46:12 |
Yecch! First time, shame on |
| 00:46:20 |
Chode, let's get out of here. |
| 00:46:21 |
The sun was in this direction. |
| 00:46:22 |
Get a grip, Gussie. |
| 00:46:23 |
There's something |
| 00:46:26 |
But I thought... Chode McBlob, |
| 00:46:28 |
will you please tell |
| 00:46:29 |
Are you telling me |
| 00:46:31 |
for the key to the |
| 00:46:33 |
Relax. I got a duplicate. |
| 00:46:35 |
Besides, there's no way |
| 00:46:36 |
I'm going to walk away |
| 00:46:38 |
Now, all I have |
| 00:46:40 |
how this key is going |
| 00:46:42 |
Probably got some kind |
| 00:46:44 |
An ancient spell... |
| 00:46:46 |
Hey! Look! There's a |
| 00:46:49 |
I just got chill bumps. |
| 00:46:56 |
Here you are, sir. The |
| 00:47:00 |
This isn't the key to the |
| 00:47:12 |
What are you |
| 00:47:14 |
Stick it in. |
| 00:47:15 |
Gus, promise you'll never |
| 00:47:20 |
Two minutes till the |
| 00:47:23 |
Holy shit! The fucking |
| 00:47:28 |
The treasure! The |
| 00:47:32 |
It's all yours! |
| 00:47:33 |
Shit! |
| 00:47:44 |
Good news, Chode. |
| 00:47:45 |
The radio is back |
| 00:47:47 |
and I've made contact |
| 00:47:49 |
We'll join them |
| 00:47:51 |
Don't be so depressed. |
| 00:47:52 |
You may have missed |
| 00:47:54 |
but you'll always have |
| 00:47:57 |
You really know how rub salt |
| 00:48:06 |
Where were you two? |
| 00:48:09 |
Don't ask. Any |
| 00:48:11 |
I think we've given it |
| 00:48:13 |
And what the hell were |
| 00:48:15 |
I beamed myself aboard. |
| 00:48:17 |
The dude at the |
| 00:48:19 |
wasn't in much shape |
| 00:48:20 |
I don't get it. |
| 00:48:22 |
Who is that crazy clown, |
| 00:48:24 |
and why is he trying |
| 00:48:26 |
You're not going to |
| 00:48:28 |
Try us, kid. |
| 00:48:29 |
The other night, |
| 00:48:30 |
my folks were in bed talking. |
| 00:48:32 |
I was listening by the wall. |
| 00:48:33 |
My dad had just... |
| 00:48:34 |
Do you always listen |
| 00:48:36 |
when they're in bed, |
| 00:48:38 |
Well, I... |
| 00:48:40 |
Hey! Do you want to |
| 00:48:41 |
Yeah. Button your pie hole, |
| 00:48:44 |
Like I said, my |
| 00:48:47 |
Were they talking dirty? |
| 00:48:48 |
You know, using words |
| 00:48:52 |
Listen up! My dad had just |
| 00:48:56 |
he'd been there answering |
| 00:48:58 |
You little slut! |
| 00:49:01 |
I should have had you |
| 00:49:04 |
You're going to get |
| 00:49:07 |
Shove it, Pop! |
| 00:49:08 |
Don't tell me to shove it, |
| 00:49:10 |
or I'll put my size |
| 00:49:13 |
How could you have |
| 00:49:16 |
You, you harlot! |
| 00:49:18 |
Okay, okay, cool it, you two! |
| 00:49:20 |
We've been getting complaints |
| 00:49:23 |
Relax, Commander. |
| 00:49:25 |
My husband's just trying |
| 00:49:28 |
And you can keep |
| 00:49:30 |
I blame you for all of this. |
| 00:49:32 |
Your daughter can't |
| 00:49:35 |
It runs in your family! |
| 00:49:41 |
All right, what's |
| 00:49:42 |
It seems our daughter'sgone |
| 00:49:44 |
and got herself pregnant. |
| 00:49:46 |
You don't know |
| 00:49:47 |
That dirty purple shit |
| 00:49:52 |
When I get my hands on him, |
| 00:49:54 |
I'll ram a party |
| 00:49:57 |
and blow it out his anus! |
| 00:49:59 |
When did this alleged act |
| 00:50:02 |
A couple of months ago |
| 00:50:05 |
I don't want to hear any more! |
| 00:50:07 |
She got drunk and did it |
| 00:50:10 |
When I think of that |
| 00:50:14 |
with my little girl. |
| 00:50:16 |
And now she refuses to |
| 00:50:19 |
If you don't mind |
| 00:50:21 |
you're taking |
| 00:50:23 |
That's because, unlike |
| 00:50:27 |
I've taken steps to ensure |
| 00:50:29 |
the vile act of copulation |
| 00:50:33 |
Wh...What? What do you mean? |
| 00:50:35 |
Remember that combat android |
| 00:50:38 |
The Arnie 1000. Sure I do. |
| 00:50:41 |
The first time I programmed |
| 00:50:45 |
some grunt lobs a grenade |
| 00:50:49 |
News bulletin, bonehead. |
| 00:50:52 |
Seems for once in your miserable |
| 00:50:56 |
The thing's indestructible. |
| 00:50:59 |
Well, where is it? |
| 00:51:00 |
Right now it's two |
| 00:51:02 |
I hope you didn't use a |
| 00:51:05 |
That's not allowed. |
| 00:51:06 |
So's doing my daughter! |
| 00:51:08 |
The bitch refuses to |
| 00:51:11 |
so I've programmed |
| 00:51:13 |
before he does her. |
| 00:51:15 |
Bernice, that was |
| 00:51:18 |
cold-blooded, and vicious. |
| 00:51:20 |
I knew there was some |
| 00:51:24 |
Cut the shit! You married |
| 00:51:27 |
Aw, shut your gob, you bitch! |
| 00:51:29 |
bitch, bitch, bitch... |
| 00:51:31 |
So you've also transported |
| 00:51:34 |
Is that why you're naked? |
| 00:51:35 |
You can't use the Federation |
| 00:51:37 |
Not really. It's |
| 00:51:40 |
Tell me about it. |
| 00:51:41 |
You gotta help me. |
| 00:51:42 |
You have to get Bernice |
| 00:51:44 |
to call that thing |
| 00:51:46 |
If you promise not |
| 00:51:48 |
I'll return to the |
| 00:51:50 |
I'm sure she'll deprogram it. |
| 00:51:52 |
I promise. |
| 00:51:53 |
Okay. Wish me luck. |
| 00:51:58 |
Wait, I hadn't finished. |
| 00:51:59 |
I promise to |
| 00:52:01 |
until her eyeballs pop. |
| 00:52:03 |
Chode, are you crazy? |
| 00:52:05 |
But you heard the kid. |
| 00:52:07 |
Bernice will call it off. |
| 00:52:08 |
And if you guys think |
| 00:52:10 |
this opportunity to |
| 00:52:13 |
you're the crazy one. |
| 00:52:14 |
Besides, that Babette's |
| 00:52:17 |
Chode, what if Adam 12 |
| 00:52:19 |
to stop that thing? |
| 00:52:20 |
She's not exactly |
| 00:52:22 |
Yeah, you might have a point. |
| 00:52:23 |
I suppose it wouldn't |
| 00:52:25 |
for a little while |
| 00:52:27 |
Right? |
| 00:52:29 |
My name is Alice Marie. |
| 00:52:31 |
Nothing strange has |
| 00:52:34 |
That is, until recently. |
| 00:52:35 |
That was when I |
| 00:52:38 |
and retrieved an old revolver |
| 00:52:39 |
that hadn't been |
| 00:52:42 |
Goddamn fucking piece of shit! |
| 00:52:49 |
Alice certainly had |
| 00:52:52 |
Yes. Yes. |
| 00:52:55 |
Except when that whore Deirdre |
| 00:52:56 |
grabbed her husband's ass. |
| 00:52:58 |
I'm really going to miss her. |
| 00:53:00 |
She had so many |
| 00:53:02 |
I'll even miss |
| 00:53:04 |
Remember she tended to |
| 00:53:06 |
And she was bigoted. |
| 00:53:07 |
And a snob. |
| 00:53:09 |
And irrational. |
| 00:53:10 |
A funny thing |
| 00:53:12 |
Your body is gone, |
| 00:53:13 |
but you can still see |
| 00:53:15 |
What a bunch of bitches. |
| 00:53:17 |
Hey, there's that |
| 00:53:19 |
that moved in next |
| 00:53:21 |
They've sure been |
| 00:53:23 |
Where do you |
| 00:53:24 |
Probably Africa. |
| 00:53:26 |
They've brought their |
| 00:53:29 |
This may sound weird, |
| 00:53:31 |
um, male companionship |
| 00:53:34 |
even that disgusting |
| 00:53:36 |
is beginning to look good. |
| 00:53:38 |
I hear you, sister. |
| 00:53:39 |
My dear old hubby spends |
| 00:53:42 |
I'm ready to date a banana. |
| 00:53:46 |
No wonder that broad |
| 00:53:49 |
This place is so boring. |
| 00:53:51 |
I agree. |
| 00:53:52 |
The flesh-burning puss swamp |
| 00:53:53 |
controlled by the |
| 00:53:55 |
on Planet Vomiteria |
| 00:53:57 |
Only a complete idiot could |
| 00:54:01 |
Wow! There's some really |
| 00:54:04 |
I just broke the |
| 00:54:05 |
for hours logged on to |
| 00:54:09 |
I rest my case. |
| 00:54:14 |
¶ I like to be here |
| 00:54:17 |
¶ Here on the sidewalk |
| 00:54:22 |
¶ Watching you, |
| 00:54:25 |
¶ I can feel the desire |
| 00:54:30 |
¶ You look at me |
| 00:54:33 |
¶ Your eyes are on fire |
| 00:54:38 |
Chode, what are you thinking? |
| 00:54:40 |
I'm thinking that if |
| 00:54:41 |
I'd like to come |
| 00:54:43 |
Chode, don't even consider |
| 00:54:45 |
fooling around |
| 00:54:46 |
We don't want to draw |
| 00:54:48 |
Or do you want to |
| 00:54:50 |
Or a prison bitch |
| 00:54:51 |
Nix the prison bitch talk. |
| 00:54:53 |
Here come the local natives. |
| 00:54:55 |
Hi, there, neighbors. |
| 00:54:57 |
We noticed you moving in. |
| 00:54:59 |
I'm Sue Anne. |
| 00:55:00 |
I'm Danielle. |
| 00:55:01 |
And I'm horny. |
| 00:55:06 |
Sue Anne, Danielle, Horny. |
| 00:55:09 |
I'm Ch... |
| 00:55:10 |
Chance. |
| 00:55:12 |
I'm Chance. |
| 00:55:13 |
They're a bunch |
| 00:55:14 |
who cannot hold any |
| 00:55:16 |
Chance, I was wondering. |
| 00:55:18 |
Have you seen my pussy? |
| 00:55:20 |
No, but the night |
| 00:55:22 |
Chance! |
| 00:55:23 |
Here it is. |
| 00:55:29 |
Chance? What do you |
| 00:55:31 |
They're magnificent. |
| 00:55:33 |
Chance! |
| 00:55:36 |
No, silly, up there. |
| 00:55:39 |
Hey! Want to see my ass? |
| 00:55:41 |
You have a donkey? |
| 00:55:43 |
No. An ass. |
| 00:55:45 |
Why don't you all kiss it! |
| 00:55:47 |
Whoa! I've seen smaller |
| 00:56:13 |
I virtually threw myself |
| 00:56:15 |
at that miserable |
| 00:56:17 |
and he still hasn't |
| 00:56:19 |
Perhaps I was too subtle. |
| 00:56:21 |
Yeah. |
| 00:56:22 |
"Have you seen my pussy?" |
| 00:56:23 |
Really subtle. |
| 00:56:24 |
If you insist on |
| 00:56:26 |
why don't you throw |
| 00:56:28 |
a "welcome to the |
| 00:56:29 |
Hey, that's a great idea. |
| 00:56:31 |
Where? When? |
| 00:56:33 |
Why not here, tonight? |
| 00:56:35 |
I have an idea. |
| 00:56:36 |
Ron always liked my |
| 00:56:39 |
All I need is 3 pounds |
| 00:56:41 |
nutmeg, six bottles |
| 00:56:44 |
a dozen lobsters, |
| 00:56:45 |
and 30 gallons |
| 00:56:46 |
Is it any wonder |
| 00:56:47 |
had a fucking heart attack? |
| 00:56:51 |
I hear the dead woman's |
| 00:56:55 |
Smart guy. |
| 00:56:56 |
Aren't you curious as to |
| 00:56:59 |
We should take a look around. |
| 00:57:02 |
Geez, why don't you |
| 00:57:04 |
and sign for the L.A. Galaxy? |
| 00:57:06 |
Oh, dear. Now I'll have to climb |
| 00:57:08 |
over the fence |
| 00:57:32 |
If I stay around |
| 00:57:33 |
I'm going to kill something. |
| 00:57:34 |
If you don't stay, |
| 00:57:35 |
you might be the |
| 00:57:37 |
I'm willing to re-enter |
| 00:57:39 |
and take my chances. |
| 00:57:41 |
There's no way that |
| 00:57:43 |
and if he does, |
| 00:57:52 |
It's the babe from |
| 00:57:56 |
Hello again, Chance. |
| 00:57:58 |
I've just dropped |
| 00:58:00 |
over for a welcoming party. |
| 00:58:01 |
One moment. |
| 00:58:04 |
Please, Six! |
| 00:58:06 |
Let me go. I'll be good. |
| 00:58:08 |
I promise. Please! |
| 00:58:10 |
It'll be safer |
| 00:58:11 |
Thank you. |
| 00:58:12 |
Are my friends invited? |
| 00:58:14 |
If they're not, who cares? |
| 00:58:16 |
I'll just tell them they |
| 00:58:18 |
Of course they're invited |
| 00:58:20 |
except for the ugly fat |
| 00:58:22 |
Deal! What time |
| 00:58:23 |
Anytime you're ready. |
| 00:58:24 |
The front door is always open, |
| 00:58:27 |
or you can go |
| 00:58:29 |
and enter that way. |
| 00:58:33 |
And don't worry. |
| 00:58:36 |
"They are all stupid, shallow, |
| 00:58:38 |
"and I believe quite insane. |
| 00:58:40 |
I fear for my life." |
| 00:58:42 |
Holy shit! |
| 00:58:43 |
Those crazy |
| 00:58:46 |
Hey, you'll never... |
| 00:58:53 |
Damn! |
| 00:58:56 |
Don't forget to |
| 00:58:59 |
Hi, neighbors. |
| 00:59:00 |
Glad you could make |
| 00:59:02 |
Come on in. |
| 00:59:03 |
And no hanky panky. |
| 00:59:05 |
I promise. |
| 00:59:06 |
Are you crossing your fingers? |
| 00:59:08 |
Of course not. |
| 00:59:12 |
So! Throw a party |
| 00:59:15 |
Well, nobody kisses |
| 00:59:17 |
and gets away with it. |
| 00:59:22 |
Yes. I think I have. |
| 00:59:27 |
Look who's here, everyone. |
| 00:59:29 |
Our new neighbors. |
| 00:59:31 |
Hi, Chance. |
| 00:59:32 |
We didn't catch yournames. |
| 00:59:34 |
Hi, ladies. I'm Wally. |
| 00:59:36 |
Who cares? |
| 00:59:37 |
I'm Seven. |
| 00:59:38 |
We all lie about |
| 00:59:41 |
but aren't you |
| 00:59:43 |
And I'm Guffman. |
| 00:59:45 |
You shouldn't sell |
| 00:59:47 |
Danielle used to be a model, |
| 00:59:49 |
and she'd charge a |
| 00:59:51 |
I beg your pardon. |
| 00:59:53 |
I'll get it! |
| 00:59:55 |
Can I get you guys a drink? |
| 00:59:56 |
Tie me to the bedpost. |
| 00:59:57 |
That's vodka, |
| 01:00:00 |
and sour mix, right? |
| 01:00:01 |
No, tie me to the |
| 01:00:04 |
I'm looking for my friends. |
| 01:00:06 |
I don't believe |
| 01:00:09 |
Oh, my God! I'm too late! |
| 01:00:12 |
What have you done, |
| 01:00:14 |
Get a grip, Cujo! |
| 01:00:16 |
What are you talking about? |
| 01:00:17 |
Quit blowing smoke up my ass. |
| 01:00:19 |
I heard a scream. |
| 01:00:20 |
It's the lobsters. |
| 01:00:21 |
I just put them in the water. |
| 01:00:23 |
Yeah? Then where's Chance? |
| 01:00:27 |
Strange. He and Sue Anne |
| 01:00:31 |
Chance? You |
| 01:00:33 |
what I think you're doing. |
| 01:00:37 |
Whoa! |
| 01:00:39 |
Come on, get 'em off, |
| 01:00:41 |
you sexy orb of |
| 01:00:43 |
I'm trying! |
| 01:00:45 |
But you'll have to |
| 01:00:47 |
Chance? Where are you? |
| 01:00:48 |
I can't be found like this! |
| 01:00:50 |
What is it with that woman? |
| 01:00:51 |
She's just jealous. |
| 01:00:53 |
I mean, who could blame her. |
| 01:00:54 |
Quick, think up a story. |
| 01:00:58 |
Where is he? |
| 01:00:59 |
I don't know what you mean. |
| 01:01:00 |
I just came in |
| 01:01:03 |
My menstrual cramps |
| 01:01:09 |
Hey, sweetheart. |
| 01:01:11 |
Looking for a little action? |
| 01:01:13 |
Chode? Is that you? |
| 01:01:15 |
Forget Chode, baby. |
| 01:01:17 |
He can't do with his |
| 01:01:20 |
Whip! You're drunk. |
| 01:01:22 |
Not that drunk. |
| 01:01:24 |
And this was me at the |
| 01:01:27 |
I was high up on |
| 01:01:29 |
You were a window cleaner? |
| 01:01:31 |
That was before John |
| 01:01:33 |
and become a full-time |
| 01:01:35 |
How considerate. |
| 01:01:36 |
After all, those are the most |
| 01:01:39 |
I hated the bastard for it, |
| 01:01:41 |
and I wish he'd been |
| 01:01:43 |
I couldn't agree more. |
| 01:01:45 |
And these are the twins. |
| 01:01:47 |
They are so adorable. |
| 01:01:49 |
No, they're not. |
| 01:01:50 |
They're ignorant, stupid, |
| 01:01:51 |
and don't do a |
| 01:01:53 |
Have you tried disciple? |
| 01:01:55 |
Why, Guffman, you naughty boy! |
| 01:02:03 |
And...that's how |
| 01:02:06 |
Now, the waltz is something |
| 01:02:12 |
Not so rough! |
| 01:02:13 |
Quick! We have to |
| 01:02:15 |
They killed their neighbor, |
| 01:02:16 |
and we could be next! |
| 01:02:29 |
I don't believe it. |
| 01:02:30 |
Less than two hours to |
| 01:02:33 |
and Six insists |
| 01:02:35 |
Soft fleshy snatch, |
| 01:02:38 |
So what? Women |
| 01:02:45 |
Not getting into Chance's |
| 01:02:48 |
but lobster three times |
| 01:02:50 |
Give me a break. What's |
| 01:02:55 |
Oh, my Lord! It's |
| 01:02:57 |
And he's pointing |
| 01:02:58 |
He's kinda cute. |
| 01:03:00 |
Damn! Here comes |
| 01:03:13 |
I saw him first. |
| 01:03:15 |
Back off, bitch! |
| 01:03:17 |
Stop scratching! There's |
| 01:03:20 |
That's it. I've had enough. |
| 01:03:22 |
We're out of here. |
| 01:03:25 |
Look at them. |
| 01:03:27 |
They'll screw |
| 01:03:28 |
But they didn't kill me, |
| 01:03:30 |
and I wasn't referring |
| 01:03:32 |
I was talking about |
| 01:03:34 |
who moved in next door to me. |
| 01:03:36 |
My friends are right. |
| 01:03:37 |
I am a paranoid, |
| 01:03:40 |
And yes, I shot myself. |
| 01:03:42 |
I mean, who wants to live |
| 01:03:44 |
next to stupid |
| 01:03:54 |
70 Kroenigs. |
| 01:03:55 |
70 Kroenigs? |
| 01:03:57 |
I just got charged 200 |
| 01:04:01 |
What a rip-off! |
| 01:04:02 |
This party sucks! |
| 01:04:04 |
I said charge everybody |
| 01:04:07 |
Except that sexy |
| 01:04:10 |
Her drinks are free. |
| 01:04:12 |
I want her nice |
| 01:04:20 |
Thanks, Babette. For what? |
| 01:04:22 |
For the birthday bang you're |
| 01:04:25 |
Dream on, you |
| 01:04:28 |
That's what you think. |
| 01:04:29 |
What? |
| 01:04:30 |
I said have another drink. |
| 01:04:32 |
What do you mean |
| 01:04:34 |
of deprogramming that android? |
| 01:04:36 |
Read my lips. Chode is toast. |
| 01:04:38 |
But he promised not to f... |
| 01:04:41 |
Have sex with Babette. |
| 01:04:43 |
Yeah, and he better not. |
| 01:04:45 |
But if you think I'm going |
| 01:04:48 |
you're out of your |
| 01:04:50 |
Why should I? |
| 01:04:51 |
This is my chance to get rid |
| 01:04:55 |
Ha ha ha ha ha! |
| 01:04:58 |
I just gotta check out |
| 01:05:00 |
Get outta the way, |
| 01:05:04 |
Sorry, fellas, no can do. |
| 01:05:08 |
Okay, you asked |
| 01:05:10 |
My wife needs a new handbag. |
| 01:05:15 |
I gotta visit the |
| 01:05:20 |
I understand completely. |
| 01:05:27 |
A thousand and one, |
| 01:05:29 |
a thousand and... hell, |
| 01:05:39 |
Well, excuse... |
| 01:05:44 |
Okay... |
| 01:05:47 |
There you are, |
| 01:05:50 |
Come to Papa! |
| 01:05:55 |
Keep doing that. |
| 01:05:57 |
You like that, you |
| 01:06:00 |
Yeah, I do! |
| 01:06:06 |
Why the fuck did you tell |
| 01:06:10 |
I was afraid if you |
| 01:06:13 |
you'd kill him. |
| 01:06:15 |
If you killed |
| 01:06:17 |
But when you sent that |
| 01:06:19 |
I felt rotten about it. |
| 01:06:21 |
That's why I went |
| 01:06:22 |
Under the circumstances, |
| 01:06:24 |
isn't it about time |
| 01:06:26 |
What do you think, darling? |
| 01:06:29 |
We have to do the |
| 01:06:32 |
Chode dies! |
| 01:06:34 |
What do you mean? |
| 01:06:35 |
That thing's still after me? |
| 01:06:36 |
I didn't do |
| 01:06:38 |
Maybe you should have. |
| 01:06:39 |
Dying for no good |
| 01:06:43 |
Get out of here |
| 01:06:44 |
We'll try and stall it. |
| 01:06:45 |
I'll never forget |
| 01:06:48 |
Six, |
| 01:06:50 |
Whip, |
| 01:06:51 |
Gus... |
| 01:06:53 |
T'nuk! |
| 01:06:54 |
Yeah, T'nuk. Thanks, guys. |
| 01:06:58 |
Thanks ever so. |
| 01:08:10 |
Damn it! |
| 01:08:29 |
So it's agreed. |
| 01:08:31 |
You and Babette travel back, |
| 01:08:32 |
decline the invitation |
| 01:08:35 |
and Bernice will shut |
| 01:08:38 |
Yeah, okay. |
| 01:08:39 |
I can't hear you! |
| 01:08:40 |
Sir, yes, sir! |
| 01:08:44 |
Please, let me live, |
| 01:08:45 |
and I'll become a new person. |
| 01:08:47 |
I won't cuss anymore. |
| 01:08:49 |
I'll give up the booze. |
| 01:08:50 |
I won't hang out with hookers. |
| 01:08:53 |
Yahoo! |
| 01:08:56 |
Just because we |
| 01:08:58 |
doesn't mean we still |
| 01:09:01 |
I heard that, |
| 01:09:03 |
Bernice! |
| 01:09:06 |
Hey, big guy. You |
| 01:09:09 |
It's tough to go cold turkey |
| 01:09:12 |
What say I cut |
| 01:09:15 |
in exchange for the |
| 01:09:17 |
Aah! |
| 01:09:19 |
No! I was joking, please! |
| 01:09:21 |
I'll do it, if |
| 01:09:24 |
You will travel back! |
| 01:09:25 |
You will not go to the party! |
| 01:09:26 |
You will not have sex... |
| 01:09:28 |
not then, not now, |
| 01:09:31 |
Yeah. Yeah. |
| 01:09:40 |
I'm going to say this one |
| 01:09:43 |
I now am the legal |
| 01:09:46 |
Just because I'm |
| 01:09:47 |
doesn't mean I give a damn. |
| 01:09:49 |
I created it, and |
| 01:09:52 |
Hello, hello? Are we having |
| 01:09:56 |
Confederation |
| 01:09:57 |
that salvaged goods become |
| 01:10:01 |
You didn't salvage |
| 01:10:03 |
And that salvaged goody |
| 01:10:05 |
should be worth a few |
| 01:10:07 |
You can't sell it! It's mine! |
| 01:10:10 |
It's not, and I can. |
| 01:10:11 |
Besides, whatever I get for it |
| 01:10:13 |
still won't compensate |
| 01:10:15 |
you two assholes |
| 01:10:17 |
Your pain and suffering |
| 01:10:22 |
You purple... |
| 01:10:23 |
Hey! You know what they say! |
| 01:10:25 |
Possession... |
| 01:10:25 |
You're not going to give me |
| 01:10:27 |
that "9/10 of the |
| 01:10:30 |
Well, I was going to say |
| 01:10:31 |
I now possess the |
| 01:10:33 |
but that works, too. |
| 01:10:35 |
Chode, are you crazy? |
| 01:10:37 |
Those two could start |
| 01:10:39 |
Relax, Gus is reprogramming |
| 01:10:41 |
What makes you think |
| 01:10:44 |
Yeah, Uncle Chode. |
| 01:10:45 |
Perhaps it's unreprogammable. |
| 01:10:47 |
Once a killer, |
| 01:10:48 |
and you brought it aboard. |
| 01:10:50 |
Geez! What a bunch |
| 01:10:55 |
Hey, Gus! Gus? |
| 01:10:57 |
Are you there? |
| 01:10:59 |
I don't like the look |
| 01:11:01 |
Shut up, will ya? |
| 01:11:03 |
That thing can't |
| 01:11:04 |
Look, I'll prove it. |
| 01:11:08 |
How do you like |
| 01:11:10 |
See? What did I tell you? |
| 01:11:11 |
Chode, run for your |
| 01:11:19 |
Quick. To the |
| 01:11:26 |
Don't leave me here like this. |
| 01:11:28 |
Open the door. |
| 01:11:29 |
This thing's going to kill me! |
| 01:11:33 |
Bob, for fuck's sake! |
| 01:11:35 |
No can do, El Capitan. |
| 01:11:37 |
I can't lock on to |
| 01:11:53 |
Very fucking funny! |
| 01:11:55 |
Glad you think so. |
| 01:11:56 |
It's just a little |
| 01:11:59 |
Yeah, for all the crap you've put |
| 01:12:02 |
I hope this teaches |
| 01:12:04 |
You can't go around screwing |
| 01:12:07 |
Why not? Hasn't done Paris |
| 01:12:10 |
Are you sure this |
| 01:12:11 |
Of course. It's reprogrammed. |
| 01:12:13 |
Bob, cue music. |
| 01:12:24 |
That's it. Wiggle your bum |
| 01:12:26 |
like you're pulling up |
| 01:12:29 |
You programmed it to dance? |
| 01:12:31 |
Why not? Dance is |
| 01:12:34 |
Bob, hit it. |
| 01:12:35 |
¶ Do you wanna |
| 01:12:38 |
¶ I'm the generator |
| 01:12:41 |
¶ Of moves |
| 01:12:43 |
¶ Every day and night |
| 01:12:44 |
¶ I'm well beyond your dreams |
| 01:12:47 |
Geez! Gus can do everything |
| 01:12:50 |
only backwards |
| 01:12:59 |
Ripped from Closed Captions by: |
| 01:13:03 |
¶ My circuit sonnet |
| 01:13:07 |
¶ I circled around |
| 01:13:12 |
¶ Might as well get |
| 01:13:17 |
¶ The music ranges on a memory |
| 01:13:41 |
¶ R-O-B-O-T |
| 01:13:44 |
¶ Dance |
| 01:13:47 |
¶ Robot dance |
| 01:13:51 |
¶ Can you feel it? |
| 01:13:53 |
¶ Can you feel it? |
| 01:13:54 |
¶ Can you feel it? |
| 01:13:55 |
¶ Can you feel it? |
| 01:13:56 |
¶ Can you feel it? |
| 01:13:57 |
¶ Can you feel it? |
| 01:13:59 |
¶ Can you feel it? |
| 01:14:00 |
¶ Can you feel it? |
| 01:14:01 |
¶ Can you feel it? |
| 01:14:02 |
¶ Can you feel it? |
| 01:14:06 |
¶ Can you feel it? |
| 01:14:07 |
¶ Can you feel it? |
| 01:14:08 |
¶ Can you feel it? |
| 01:14:09 |
¶ Can you feel it? |
| 01:14:18 |
¶ Can you feel it? |
| 01:14:19 |
¶ Can you feel it? |
