True Confessions of a Hollywood Starlet

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00:00:10 Woman's voice: So this is how it ends.
00:00:12 Me, Morgan Carter,
00:00:16 between stinky sandwich man
00:00:18 - and sweaty fat guy.
00:00:20 I swear my mother's trying to kiII me.
00:00:27 It isn't a pretty story,
00:00:29 except for the cIothes,
00:00:41 Now you get aIone with me...
00:00:43 I'm gonna make you mine
00:00:46 In the new worId
00:00:51 Crap goes in
00:00:54 And it makes me scream,
00:00:57 In the new worId...
00:01:06 Whoo!
00:01:07 This is my worId.
00:01:11 Bye!
00:01:16 - TeII me you did not just do that!
00:01:20 Man on TV: And here we are Iive
00:01:22 for the worId premiere of Morgan
00:01:25 Now Morgan's set
00:01:27 You know what? After a series
00:01:29 it's anybody's guess
00:01:32 You're my mystery date.
00:01:35 It Iooks Iike her car is coming up
00:01:39 Everybody wants a piece
00:01:41 - I'm famous.
00:01:44 We're gonna have the excIusive
00:01:48 - Let's do it!
00:01:50 Easy, guys, easy. Here, hang on.
00:01:53 Here we go again.
00:01:54 - Man: Hey, Morgan- oh!
00:01:57 Morgan!
00:02:01 How excited are you
00:02:04 I'm so excited that my best friend
00:02:07 And now for our ''Star Report.''
00:02:09 Rumors abound
00:02:11 who coIIapsed outside
00:02:14 - is Ieaving rehab sometime this week.
00:02:17 The name of the faciIity is
00:02:20 Everyone is dying to know:
00:02:22 - Is Morgan aII cIeaned up...
00:02:25 ...or messed up?
00:02:27 The good news is
00:02:29 Spun Iike a true manager.
00:02:31 I'm trying, but this has happened
00:02:33 The studios are not gonna touch her
00:02:35 Let's open with that
00:02:37 - I'm just saying.
00:02:41 Oh my God.
00:02:43 Sam: You think?
00:02:46 - Hi, honey.
00:02:49 The Bianca has arrived
00:02:51 - I hate it when you caII me that.
00:02:54 Why are you sitting?
00:02:55 - We need to taIk.
00:02:58 Okay, between the cIubbing
00:03:01 and the paparazzi
00:03:03 it is impossibIe for you
00:03:06 Whatever.
00:03:07 Listen, I just wanna go
00:03:10 Okay, Morgan honey,
00:03:13 In fact,
00:03:15 Sam:
00:03:17 - Sam! My awesome manager.
00:03:18 Sam, aII right, Iet's step out.
00:03:21 So your mother and I
00:03:24 that you shouId go and stay
00:03:26 What the heII are
00:03:29 - Your Aunt Trudy-
00:03:31 She's some obscure friend
00:03:33 - and she Iives in purgatory.
00:03:35 - Same thing.
00:03:37 you wiII be Iiving there
00:03:39 Going to schooI?
00:03:42 I'II get mobbed
00:03:43 Yeah, we thought of that.
00:03:45 so whiIe you are in Fort Wayne,
00:03:48 you are-
00:03:51 you are CIaudia MiIIer.
00:03:53 And no one's gonna
00:03:54 - This is great, huh?
00:03:56 Sam: Huh?
00:03:58 I get it.
00:04:01 I'm on some reaIity show, right?
00:04:04 Hidden cameras...
00:04:12 - So you guys are serious?
00:04:15 For how Iong?
00:04:17 As Iong as it takes, Morgan.
00:04:21 - Oh my God. What is this?
00:04:24 Average 17-year-oIds
00:04:30 - Earrings.
00:04:33 ExactIy.
00:04:34 She'II be wearing these
00:04:38 I guess this means I'm not
00:04:40 Sam: He didn't think
00:04:42 Sam, the part is
00:04:44 They're thinking of aging it up,
00:04:48 - I'm not gonna go.
00:04:51 Nobody's gonna touch you
00:04:55 ''Coach''?
00:04:56 I make $5 miIIion a fiIm
00:04:59 CIaudia MiIIer has a budget.
00:05:06 WeII, I hate her aIready.
00:05:08 - Give her a chance.
00:05:14 - This is a bad idea.
00:05:16 Bianca: This is a bad idea. She's been
00:05:24 She's had styIists,
00:05:26 pubIicists, assistants.
00:05:28 I'm not sure she can function
00:05:31 Give her a chance.
00:05:36 SOS, pIease
00:05:40 It's not heaIthy
00:05:43 Oh, you are making
00:05:47 I can't take it,
00:05:50 SOS, pIease
00:05:52 Morgan's voice: I had arrived
00:05:55 of the witIess protection program.
00:05:56 Whoa!
00:05:58 You are making this hard
00:06:01 This time pIease someone
00:06:05 'Cause you on my mind
00:06:07 I got sober for this.
00:06:12 You're here!
00:06:15 I died twice in my mind.
00:06:17 Yeah, I hate to fIy.
00:06:19 WeII, weIcome.
00:06:23 - Anti-hug?
00:06:27 WeII, you go ahead in
00:06:29 and I'II-
00:06:32 Morgan's voice: The Iast time
00:06:35 She's now divorced
00:06:39 though her house is
00:06:41 of pIants
00:06:44 Her decor is more Iike
00:06:47 Come on in.
00:06:50 Okay, great.
00:06:55 Morgan's voice: I mean, there were
00:06:58 even on the ceiIing.
00:07:01 - And oh, my God, that cIock.
00:07:04 Morgan's voice:
00:07:06 Licorice.
00:07:07 Of course, who doesn't need
00:07:09 I'm Iiving with a 14-year-oId.
00:07:12 Kitchen. You can heIp yourseIf
00:07:15 Morgan's voice: Correction.
00:07:24 My room has
00:07:26 a cIoset that wouIdn't even fit
00:07:29 and Pepto-coIored sheets
00:07:31 and no thread count.
00:07:33 So go ahead and settIe in.
00:07:35 Your mom gave me some money
00:07:37 so we'II hit the maII Iater.
00:07:40 Morgan's voice:
00:07:42 in the Tim Burton version
00:07:45 Sober no Iess?
00:07:48 I'm a pIeasure-seeker
00:07:50 Shopping for a new distraction
00:07:52 I'm a pIeasure-seeker Iooking
00:07:56 I'm a pIeasure-seeker
00:07:59 I'm a pIeasure-seeker Iooking
00:08:03 CandeIabras
00:08:06 Dress Barn runway-
00:08:10 - Ooh!
00:08:12 The new Stuart Weitzman shoes!
00:08:15 Wow, I saw these during
00:08:17 and they're beautifuI.
00:08:19 - $325.
00:08:22 I couId buy a hundred fIip-fIops
00:08:24 Anyway, your mom
00:08:33 HeIIo.
00:08:34 I cannot buy
00:08:36 for 500 freaking doIIars.
00:08:38 $500 is a Iot of money, Morgan.
00:08:41 Let's be reaI, Mom. Every time you waIk
00:08:44 That is so not the point. You've onIy
00:08:48 - Why don't you trying fitting in?
00:08:52 I figured you'd caII me.
00:08:53 Which I just did to teII you
00:08:56 No.
00:08:59 ''No''? What do you mean ''No''?
00:09:01 It's my money.
00:09:03 What the heII am I supposed
00:09:05 Figure it out.
00:09:08 She hung up on me.
00:09:11 I'm broke,
00:09:14 with no styIist
00:09:17 and she hung up on me.
00:09:20 Then Iunch is on me.
00:09:25 I think it's safe
00:09:28 Are you serious? I'II be signing
00:09:34 Cashier:
00:09:39 - Do you have a carb-free burger?
00:09:45 How about anything
00:09:47 No idea.
00:09:49 Okay.
00:09:52 Our saIads have
00:09:55 Whatever,
00:09:59 with everything on the side,
00:10:02 I don't have a button
00:10:04 Stan!
00:10:06 She wants a burger
00:10:09 incIuding the bun.
00:10:12 We don't have
00:10:18 No one recognized me.
00:10:20 How insane is that?
00:10:23 WeII, I guess your disguise
00:10:28 Where the heII
00:10:32 There.
00:10:39 I'd rather go naked.
00:10:42 Listen, whiIe I totaIIy
00:10:45 in shoes and cIothes,
00:10:49 - I am Morgan Carter.
00:10:52 Iike Discount DarIing.
00:11:00 CIaudia MiIIer did not Iove
00:11:03 but, to my horror,
00:11:08 And she has terribIe taste.
00:11:18 - How's it going?
00:11:21 How Iong have you
00:11:23 A year, why?
00:11:25 Are you hoping he'II come back
00:11:27 I forgot about these.
00:11:34 Morgan's voice: Maybe someone
00:11:37 So why did you get divorced?
00:11:42 - Rather not taIk about it.
00:11:45 WeII, then Iooks Iike
00:11:47 I guess we are.
00:11:50 You know, you probabIy shouId
00:11:53 A backpack?
00:11:54 ActuaIIy, CIaudia MiIIer
00:11:56 to go with her fugIy shoes.
00:12:00 Have you ever been
00:12:02 Does my starring roIe
00:12:05 No.
00:12:12 How's that for Iuck?
00:12:14 And I'm 47 minutes Iate
00:12:17 What a great way
00:12:21 WeII, enough's enough
00:12:23 And my head's about
00:12:25 I'm freaking out
00:12:28 I know there's onIy
00:12:32 There's onIy so much
00:12:34 There's onIy
00:12:36 At the end of the day...
00:12:39 Give it here, stupid.
00:12:41 - I was just trying to-
00:12:45 But we're supposed
00:12:47 Can I have a new partner?
00:12:52 CIaudia MiIIer, I am transferring you
00:12:55 Your geometry skiIIs
00:13:03 So your homework is
00:13:05 to watch a Iowbrow comedy
00:13:07 and then write an essay about
00:13:11 Morgan's voice: Did I mention
00:13:13 compIete with a fake accent
00:13:15 after she became British?
00:13:17 the eIements that give the genre
00:13:19 its characteristic traits,
00:13:24 something Iike that-
00:13:25 the pIot,
00:13:27 the gags,
00:13:29 Yes?
00:13:31 What exactIy
00:13:33 Anything by
00:13:35 Yeah, they're definiteIy the kings
00:13:37 but haven't
00:13:39 WeII, that wouId depend
00:13:41 on whether you consider
00:13:44 Wasn't there a time when Shakespeare
00:13:47 Yes, but that is theater.
00:13:51 Now you're essay shouId not
00:13:54 I think I've heard
00:13:56 Let's give someone eIse
00:13:58 Your essay shouId incIude-
00:14:00 where are you going?
00:14:02 - The bathroom.
00:14:07 No?
00:14:11 CIass is aImost over. Sit.
00:14:15 Morgan: What the heII?
00:14:20 Okay.
00:14:31 Morgan's voice:
00:14:34 starch, grease.
00:14:37 Lunch in the cafeteria of doom.
00:14:40 Who eats this stuff?
00:14:43 $1.50.
00:14:45 Oh, I don't have money.
00:14:47 I mean, I have money.
00:14:49 but I just- can I sign for it?
00:14:51 Next!
00:14:57 GirI:
00:14:59 GirI #2: I am, too!
00:15:01 Morgan: In the movies,
00:15:04 usuaIIy pIayed by me,
00:15:05 approaches the new girI
00:15:07 ''Hey, you're new, right?''
00:15:09 Ominous music pIays
00:15:13 is about the steaI the princess's
00:15:17 Hey. I'm new.
00:15:22 Morgan: In the reaI worId,
00:15:25 And you might as weII
00:15:27 on my forehead
00:15:33 She's deIusionaI
00:15:34 and he is way too hot for her.
00:15:39 Morgan:
00:15:44 Excuse me.
00:15:47 Where did you get this?
00:15:49 The fIoor.
00:15:52 GirI #3:
00:15:55 GirI #4:
00:15:57 Who is she?
00:15:59 GirI #4:
00:16:00 Morgan:
00:16:02 Let's go taIk to her.
00:16:09 Hey.
00:16:12 My mom wouId have kiIIed me.
00:16:14 No probIem.
00:16:15 And you are?
00:16:18 CIaudia MiIIer, new girI.
00:16:20 I saw you this morning
00:16:22 Yeah, my Iab partner wants
00:16:24 Yeah, weII, some peopIe
00:16:26 Morgan:
00:16:29 She was testing me,
00:16:31 You think?
00:16:34 - Morgan's voice: And then...
00:16:37 and those dorky shoes?
00:16:41 Were you dumpster diving?
00:16:43 Oh, no, I borrowed them
00:16:49 Watch your mouth,
00:16:57 Morgan:
00:16:59 me who wears and personaIIy
00:17:02 was rejected for my cIothes
00:17:06 No Ionger
00:17:08 I had become
00:17:11 and I needed a drink...
00:17:20 Morgan's voice: In Los AngeIes,
00:17:22 having Iunch with your agent-
00:17:25 everybody does it.
00:17:26 It wouId be so much easier
00:17:29 Which is why
00:17:31 Maybe we couId just go
00:17:33 - I gotta work.
00:17:36 You spend your time aIone
00:17:38 Sometimes
00:17:40 What kind of
00:17:43 Okay, Iook, in the reaI worId
00:17:45 there's this thing caIIed a fiIter.
00:17:47 Use it before you speak.
00:17:54 But what if someone
00:17:56 I mean, I doubt for a minute
00:17:59 They'II take out
00:18:01 Are you wearing panties?
00:18:04 You'II be fine.
00:18:09 WeII, thanks for the heIp.
00:18:13 - Get me out of here.
00:18:15 Just pretend
00:18:17 I'm miscast.
00:18:18 Excuse me.
00:18:22 - HeIp me.
00:18:25 Come on, Sam!
00:18:27 Okay, everyone, Iet's get started
00:18:31 and having them make
00:18:37 Hi.
00:18:40 My name is Morgan,
00:18:42 AII: Hi, Morgan.
00:18:44 Morgan:
00:18:47 CIaudia, I'm sorry.
00:18:50 and, you know, CIaudia's on
00:18:53 so caII me CIaudia.
00:18:55 AII: Hi, CIaudia.
00:18:57 Morgan's voice:
00:18:58 was going to scream out
00:19:03 I've been sober
00:19:08 ...but they didn't.
00:19:11 No one screamed anything.
00:19:13 Thank you, CIaudia.
00:19:16 Okay, so is there anyone
00:19:20 who is ready to receive-
00:19:21 Morgan's voice:
00:19:25 And I needed to taIk
00:19:28 but Sam and Bianca said no.
00:19:30 Morgan: It's a stupid ruIe.
00:19:33 There must be
00:19:35 Morgan: I'm not supposed to have
00:19:37 Yeah, be carefuI. I had friends
00:19:41 Marissa is my best friend.
00:19:45 You do your own naiIs?
00:19:47 Yeah. I couId do yours.
00:19:49 No, I have peopIe
00:19:53 We're back Iive from the red carpet,
00:19:57 Oh my God. Speaking of-
00:19:59 Marissa, how are you doing?
00:20:02 I have been hearing that you've
00:20:05 - Marissa: I can't beIieve it.
00:20:07 I mean, I'm reaIIy just
00:20:09 I grew up reading Aqua GirI,
00:20:13 Word is you beat out
00:20:15 Everybody wanted the part.
00:20:17 I mean, who wouIdn't, right?
00:20:19 - Man: Enjoy your night.
00:20:22 - Marissa!
00:20:25 - Who is this?
00:20:27 - Who is this?
00:20:31 Troy: She doesn't know
00:20:33 I want to taIk to Marissa.
00:20:35 Troy: Okay, can I teII her
00:20:37 Morgan:
00:20:39 That was her assistant.
00:20:42 Since when does she have
00:20:44 I have ice cream.
00:20:46 No, I am not becoming
00:20:56 What are you doing?
00:20:58 I am throwing out
00:21:00 UnIike you,
00:21:04 And unIike you, I donate.
00:21:07 Here, teII you what:
00:21:11 You want me
00:21:13 Yes.
00:21:16 At home, when my assistant
00:21:19 the paparazzi wouId go through it.
00:21:21 And that's the nice thing
00:21:23 Your trash is safe.
00:21:27 cinch to cIose, puII,
00:21:29 remove to curbside.
00:21:31 Funny.
00:21:44 Ah! I hate this.
00:21:47 and I am taking out the trash.
00:21:49 It's so unfair.
00:22:10 You ride.
00:22:12 You take out the trash?
00:22:14 It's my favorite.
00:22:16 Very nice bike.
00:22:20 So you read Shakespeare,
00:22:23 you get A's
00:22:25 and you ride a vintage HarIey.
00:22:27 It's not mine.
00:22:29 I fix 'em.
00:22:30 You're a mechanic?
00:22:33 Yeah, I aIso detaiI.
00:22:34 You're Iike ''American Chopper''
00:22:38 What's that,
00:22:40 ReaIity TV.
00:22:42 Oh. I don't watch reaIity TV.
00:22:44 You don't watch reaIity TV?
00:22:46 Nope, I read.
00:22:47 Morgan's voice: Okay,
00:22:52 - See ya.
00:22:53 Morgan's voice: He reads.
00:22:56 He fixes stuff.
00:23:03 The internet- the onIy pIace
00:23:05 where Morgan Carter
00:23:11 Maybe Perez can heIp soIve
00:23:15 or at Ieast remind me
00:23:24 ''Dead?''
00:23:27 WeII, my career is totaIIy dead,
00:23:29 which I guess in HoIIywood
00:23:33 HeIIo.
00:23:39 - Hey, you hungry?
00:23:42 - Where's your dog?
00:23:45 Uh, the screensaver. Dogs.
00:23:49 Oh, yeah,
00:23:52 Bye-bye.
00:23:53 Oh, I'm sorry.
00:23:56 No, we had a cute dog trainer.
00:23:57 The dog was badIy trained.
00:24:01 So what are you saying, your husband
00:24:03 Yeah.
00:24:06 - Now I get to ask you a question.
00:24:09 When did you start drinking?
00:24:10 Hmm...
00:24:13 I don't even remember starting,
00:24:16 but I just reaIIy Iiked the feeIing,
00:24:24 I'm reaIIy sorry for the things
00:24:27 No- hey, it's a big,
00:24:30 It's aIready forgotten.
00:24:32 I wish everything was.
00:24:34 Huh.
00:24:38 I'm reaIIy tired.
00:24:41 Okay.
00:24:44 Good night.
00:24:48 We aII know how
00:24:51 And sticks its cIaws down deep
00:24:55 - Next!
00:24:57 which gave me a ridicuIous sense
00:25:00 How pathetic is that?
00:25:01 I'm a new girI
00:25:03 In a big worId
00:25:05 It's amazing
00:25:07 It's so crazy
00:25:09 I'm a new girI,
00:25:12 So what did you write about
00:25:14 Oh, ''Something About Mary.''
00:25:16 I compared the musicaI narration
00:25:19 - in Shakespeare's pIay.
00:25:22 - This is my sister EmiIy.
00:25:25 Hi. CIaudia, right?
00:25:27 I saw you when you registered.
00:25:30 It was the onIy sport Ieft.
00:25:32 Yeah, I've got it too.
00:25:35 - Are you serious?
00:25:38 Morgan's voice:
00:25:40 - I made up on the pIane.
00:25:42 I'm Iiving
00:25:44 I kind of feII in
00:25:49 - Has anyone read chapter eight yet?
00:25:51 He finishes aII
00:25:54 Leaves more time for Iife.
00:25:55 Morgan: Life?
00:25:58 So what's fun
00:26:00 - Boy: Hey, EIi!
00:26:02 You just gotta know
00:26:05 So are you Iiking HiIIhaven?
00:26:07 It's bigger
00:26:09 There's a Iot more kids,
00:26:10 I'm getting used to that.
00:26:20 Aren't you a IittIe young
00:26:22 Divorced? No, I'm-
00:26:24 This is my niece CIaudia. She's staying
00:26:27 Hi, CIaudia.
00:26:28 This is my women's
00:26:32 but most of them come
00:26:34 Sad but true.
00:26:35 - There's more drinks in the kitchen.
00:26:38 - She's adorabIe.
00:26:40 - She's a doII.
00:26:41 Okay, so anyone wanna taIk
00:26:43 - Not reaIIy.
00:26:44 Once again, no. Okay.
00:26:47 I hope this isn't
00:26:49 I've seen it twice.
00:26:51 If AngeIina stoIe my husband,
00:26:54 Dayna Devon on TV:
00:26:56 We aII know Britney.
00:26:59 Here we go again.
00:27:01 Is Morgan Carter
00:27:04 When you're Morgan Carter,
00:27:07 - Where are these peopIe's parents?
00:27:11 but that doesn't mean
00:27:12 She reaIIy knows how
00:27:15 - and then...
00:27:18 ...there was that Iife-changing
00:27:20 Morgan on TV:
00:27:23 Get a Iife!
00:27:29 Morgan, Morgan, wake up.
00:27:32 She's not moving!
00:27:41 Marissa:
00:27:48 She's not breathing.
00:27:50 somebody do something!
00:27:55 Morgan didn't die that night,
00:27:57 and whiIe reports cIaim
00:27:59 from rehab,
00:28:01 How Iong was
00:28:03 Devon: So where in the worId
00:28:04 and who wiII be
00:28:06 Up next, ceIebrity-
00:28:12 She's having a rough time
00:28:14 New girI's the worst.
00:28:16 Sam on voicemaiI: It's Sam.
00:28:18 You know what to do.
00:28:21 Sam- Sam, it's me.
00:28:23 Listen, I reaIIy need
00:28:26 I just saw-
00:28:29 Iisten, I understand
00:28:32 and you've guided me through
00:28:34 but this is reaIIy
00:28:38 Can you caII me, pIease?
00:28:40 Just caII me.
00:28:45 He wasn't there?
00:28:53 Sam was the first person I saw
00:28:58 He's the onIy reason I'm aIive.
00:29:01 What about your mom?
00:29:03 Bianca?
00:29:05 Bianca's... whatever.
00:29:07 She's not aIways around.
00:29:10 At first she was
00:29:11 when I was reaIIy IittIe,
00:29:13 but then she hired peopIe for that
00:29:16 and started dating... a Iot...
00:29:20 and traveIing and...
00:29:23 stuff.
00:29:28 What was my mom Iike before?
00:29:31 I have a reaIIy hard time
00:29:36 Hang on.
00:29:38 We were the popuIar girIs.
00:29:41 We ruIed high schooI
00:29:43 with our big hair
00:29:46 Your mom dated everyone,
00:29:48 I was so in Iove with him.
00:29:50 Aw. So what happened?
00:29:52 He got a schoIarship
00:29:55 so I foIIowed him.
00:29:57 - You were gonna be a doctor?
00:30:00 Now the cIosest I get
00:30:04 Anyway, he bIew out his knee
00:30:06 and the onIy job he couId find
00:30:09 up here in Fort Wayne,
00:30:11 so I quit coIIege
00:30:14 That's not a very good story.
00:30:16 Nope.
00:30:18 MeanwhiIe, your mom was traveIing
00:30:21 - Right, the pageant queen.
00:30:23 She thought it was
00:30:25 - that she wouId become-
00:30:27 Yeah.
00:30:29 She was on ''GeneraI HospitaI''
00:30:33 and that's when she met
00:30:36 I don't think she even
00:30:40 Listen, honey,
00:30:43 your mom was confused
00:30:46 but I reaIIy do think
00:30:51 Maybe.
00:30:53 You okay?
00:30:55 Yeah.
00:30:57 I gotta make
00:31:00 No, good. You shouId.
00:31:21 Bianca's voice: This is Bianca.
00:31:24 Hey, Mom.
00:31:26 It's me your daughter.
00:31:32 I just wanted to caII, check-in
00:31:35 and I wanted to say that I...
00:31:46 ...miss you.
00:32:04 Ah!
00:32:06 Damn! Why didn't you wake me?
00:32:10 If I'm Iate again, they're gonna
00:32:13 - CIaudia!
00:32:14 It's Saturday.
00:32:19 Oh.
00:32:22 I can get two sweaters for $40?
00:32:25 There's no catch.
00:32:28 I can see why Martha Stewart
00:32:31 - Yeah.
00:32:34 Ooh!
00:32:37 I don't think so.
00:32:38 I do.
00:32:39 Chest advertising is a great way
00:32:42 And that way you can start spending
00:32:45 WeII, thank you. No.
00:32:47 Thank you, yes.
00:32:49 I caIIed Sam five times and he didn't
00:32:52 I think he's just trying
00:32:54 - Iet you make your own decisions.
00:32:56 I haven't spoken to either of them
00:33:02 Morgan:
00:33:05 This has nothing
00:33:08 There's not even a bomb
00:33:11 They totaIIy changed
00:33:16 This Iooks Iike ''Mean GirIs''
00:33:24 Everything I worked for,
00:33:26 everything is gone.
00:33:28 It's just a movie, come on.
00:33:32 Oh my God.
00:33:36 You're gonna start hyperventiIating.
00:33:39 Breathe.
00:33:44 Morgan:
00:33:46 Right in the middIe
00:33:48 a discount breakdown.
00:33:54 For some of you,
00:33:56 I don't think that we are
00:34:03 Ouch.
00:34:06 Let me give you a piece
00:34:08 You have to figure out
00:34:10 and then give it to him.
00:34:12 You cIearIy don't have
00:34:14 New essay topic, peopIe:
00:34:17 The difference
00:34:20 I reaIIy thought it was
00:34:22 I'm faiIing geometry and chemistry,
00:34:26 Hey, EIi, you coming?
00:34:28 - No, go on ahead. It's cooI.
00:34:33 You know, this is pretty good.
00:34:34 You just need some
00:34:37 quote Richard SchickeI.
00:34:39 Yeah, SchickeI.
00:34:40 - You know who SchickeI is?
00:34:42 one of the nation's
00:34:44 I'm onIy partIy hopeIess.
00:34:46 AII right, then you know
00:34:49 you know it's personaI.
00:34:50 If you want me to boost you
00:34:54 Boost me?
00:34:56 - Tutor you.
00:34:59 See, I'm hopeIess,
00:35:02 - AII right. See ya.
00:35:11 Okay, Iadies,
00:35:14 So what's up with the bIue
00:35:17 SchooI coIors.
00:35:19 I'm Ioving the shorts,
00:35:21 These are improved. You shouId have
00:35:23 Sexy.
00:35:25 I hear they buy
00:35:27 you get your jeans, actuaIIy.
00:35:29 Is that right next to the Bargain Cuts
00:35:34 Okay, Iet's take your positions.
00:35:38 EmiIy's team- digs and returns.
00:35:41 Morgan: Spike? The onIy thing
00:35:45 Here we go, girIs!
00:35:47 Morgan: I just have to remind myseIf
00:35:50 the second-youngest actress
00:35:52 for an Academy Award.
00:35:55 - Nice setup!
00:36:03 Mother-
00:36:06 You bitch! You bitch! You bitch!
00:36:09 It hurts. What the-
00:36:13 - Red card? How does that-
00:36:18 I've gotten severaI reports
00:36:22 none of them positive.
00:36:24 Four tardies, Iow grades
00:36:28 Ms. MiIIer- CIaudia...
00:36:32 your job right now
00:36:35 is to be on time,
00:36:38 and discover your speciaI skiII, hmm?
00:36:41 Morgan:
00:36:43 Iike right now.
00:36:45 If you don't puII up your averages,
00:36:48 - FaiI?
00:36:50 and cease with the outbursts.
00:36:54 I'd Iike to hear it from you.
00:36:56 No more outbursts...
00:36:58 even if someone is trying
00:37:06 Lindsay got the Soderbergh fiIm?
00:37:09 That's impossibIe!
00:37:13 Sorry.
00:37:15 I can't beIieve it.
00:37:19 - CIaudia, taIking to yourseIf?
00:37:22 You bipoIar or just
00:37:25 Door number two, I think.
00:37:38 Morgan:
00:37:40 Sam, the point is the principaI
00:37:44 Get me out of here.
00:37:46 CaII me, okay?
00:37:48 You know what?
00:37:50 that my comeback wiII be
00:37:53 So seriousIy, caII me.
00:37:58 No one is washed up at 17.
00:38:00 We're baking.
00:38:03 What's with aII the baking
00:38:06 and the junk food?
00:38:08 It's caIIed avoidance,
00:38:10 You shouId try it sometime.
00:38:12 I have. It's caIIed drinking.
00:38:15 Maybe. Read.
00:38:17 You need an egg
00:38:20 The bowIs are over there.
00:38:22 Okay. I'm bored aIready.
00:38:28 Do you ever think
00:38:32 What, you mean Iike the fact
00:38:35 ate a bowI of cereaI,
00:38:37 and then announced that he was
00:38:39 Yeah, I think about it.
00:38:40 Then I think about the fact that he
00:38:43 Okay, what about the rest
00:38:45 You wanted to be a doctor.
00:38:47 - Nah, that ship saiIed.
00:38:51 You're just gonna water pIants
00:38:55 I ask because- I mean,
00:39:00 facing your fears
00:39:04 My greatest fear is that
00:39:07 and no one wouId care.
00:39:09 And then it happened.
00:39:11 Just because you're not acting
00:39:15 Not according to the principaI
00:39:18 or to my mother
00:39:22 I just don't think
00:39:26 Listen, I know it doesn't feeI
00:39:29 but you have onIy Iived
00:39:31 a very smaII sIiver
00:39:33 WeII, Iook who's taIking.
00:39:34 Come on, when I was your age I wanted
00:39:37 I was racing
00:39:39 and I ended up
00:39:41 - You're 17.
00:39:43 - It means be 17 for a IittIe whiIe.
00:39:48 CouId that be another divorcee
00:39:50 Oh, hi, come on in.
00:39:53 CIaudia!
00:39:57 Hi.
00:40:00 Hey, EmiIy,
00:40:03 I wanted to make sure you'd recovered
00:40:06 Are you okay?
00:40:07 Morgan's voice: It was Iike a scene
00:40:10 She acted Iike she reaIIy cared,
00:40:13 EmiIy, nice to meet you.
00:40:15 Okay.
00:40:17 I aIso wanted to invite you
00:40:20 That's reaIIy sweet.
00:40:25 SIeepovers aren't reaIIy
00:40:28 Sometimes I get the feeIing
00:40:30 that you don't reaIIy
00:40:31 It's not true. I just-
00:40:35 I have a hard time
00:40:37 Don't teII anyone,
00:40:39 she stoIe a bunch of SAT questions
00:40:42 Oh my God.
00:40:44 Let's just say it's a big part
00:40:49 WeII, I won't teII anyone.
00:40:53 Thank you.
00:40:57 Anyway, think about the party.
00:41:00 I wiII. I wiII think about it.
00:41:04 EmiIy, you know what?
00:41:07 and it sounds Iike it'II be fun,
00:41:11 - Let's give it a shot.
00:41:14 We're gonna have
00:41:16 Yes, it'II be great.
00:41:17 - Bye.
00:41:28 Morgan's voice:
00:41:30 Strike that.
00:41:36 - Hi!
00:41:39 We just turned
00:41:41 Morgan: Not exactIy the kind of girIs
00:41:44 I mean, I used to party
00:41:47 actuaI princesses.
00:41:50 I can't beIieve I Iet Trudy
00:41:54 It couId be worse.
00:41:57 her hot date watering begonias
00:42:05 If Trudy spent as much time
00:42:08 maybe she'd have a date
00:42:10 Oh.
00:42:14 Truth or dare?
00:42:15 What's the furthest you've gone
00:42:18 Second.
00:42:21 - Okay, maybe third base.
00:42:24 Wait. What do you mean maybe?
00:42:27 I onIy answer
00:42:30 So truth or dare?
00:42:31 Truth.
00:42:33 Okay, is it true you got kicked out
00:42:36 for doing your boyfriend
00:42:39 Debbie.
00:42:40 No. Who toId you that?
00:42:43 It's a hot rumor.
00:42:46 So then why did you
00:42:48 I onIy answer
00:42:51 I dare you to teII everyone
00:42:54 At HiIIhaven?
00:42:57 ReaIIy? No one?
00:42:58 Morgan:
00:43:00 - Liar.
00:43:04 Instead, I unfortunateIy said...
00:43:06 Besides,
00:43:08 GirIs: You do?
00:43:11 Morgan:
00:43:13 You're Iying.
00:43:16 Evan WaIsh.
00:43:18 Evan WaIsh, the actor?
00:43:22 Morgan:
00:43:24 Joe Smith was
00:43:26 No, they have the same name, but they're
00:43:29 - Both: Yeah.
00:43:31 I mean,
00:43:33 the actor. That's funny.
00:43:38 - EIi.
00:43:41 Hey, Debbie, Bethany.
00:43:43 - EmiIy: GirIs' night.
00:43:46 Hi.
00:43:47 And suddenIy, aII became cIear
00:43:51 She crushed on EIi,
00:43:53 and she worried
00:43:55 riding off
00:43:57 Okay, who wants
00:43:59 - Me.
00:44:01 the Spanish
00:44:04 Okay, we've got ''Go Panthers,''
00:44:07 and ''GirIs on Top.''
00:44:09 Morgan:
00:44:11 Taking up exactly 33%
00:44:14 Yes, exactly 33%.
00:44:19 Let's watch ''Go Panthers.''
00:44:20 Isn't that the girI that ODed-
00:44:22 Morgan Carter.
00:44:24 Let's watch ''LegaIIy BIonde.''
00:44:27 Yeah, and who gets impIants at 13?
00:44:29 Debbie: Yeah, I mean,
00:44:31 I mean, I'm a better actress
00:44:33 WeII, I think she's reaIIy good.
00:44:35 If she's so great,
00:44:37 It wasn't heroin!
00:44:41 I read somewhere.
00:44:43 Hey, CIaudia,
00:44:45 Morgan:
00:44:48 I don't think so.
00:44:50 Yeah.
00:44:52 And not to mention,
00:44:54 And aIso she's way skinnier.
00:44:57 None taken.
00:45:01 Where's your bathroom?
00:45:04 Morgan's voice: Okay, so I had
00:45:07 and at Trudy's.
00:45:09 No.
00:45:10 But had I Iost my breasts?
00:45:14 Was I stiII Morgan
00:45:25 You don't have
00:45:27 Forget cigarettes.
00:45:29 I don't get you,
00:45:32 I mean,
00:45:35 As opposed to...?
00:45:37 Tearing down the waIIs,
00:45:39 I think you want the guys
00:45:47 Look up.
00:45:50 What do you see?
00:45:52 Nothing.
00:45:53 EIi: The sky.
00:45:56 I went to New York one time.
00:45:59 and I saw buiIdings.
00:46:01 The sky was crowded.
00:46:05 I don't know.
00:46:08 I never Iook up.
00:46:14 See those IittIe dots up there?
00:46:19 Heard you got sent
00:46:21 Yeah.
00:46:23 EIi: Hey, maybe we can start
00:46:25 That's a great idea.
00:46:27 What's a great idea?
00:46:30 EIi:
00:46:33 Oh, reaIIy?
00:46:35 Yeah.
00:46:37 Tomorrow. Try not to tear down
00:46:40 Okay.
00:46:46 Here's the thing, CIaudia:
00:46:48 I Iike EIi, and we've been friends
00:46:51 and it's going to
00:46:53 The next Iev-
00:46:55 does he know that?
00:46:57 I'm serious.
00:47:00 Morgan's voice:
00:47:02 I couIdn't beIieve
00:47:04 I'm serious.
00:47:07 or maybe you shouId go caII
00:47:11 Anything to get away
00:47:22 Bianca's voice: This is Bianca.
00:47:25 Pick up. Pick up.
00:47:27 Just pick up,
00:47:30 Pick up.
00:47:32 Sam: HeIIo.
00:47:34 I'm Iooking for Bianca Carter.
00:47:37 Sam:
00:47:42 Husband?
00:47:44 Oh my God.
00:47:47 Oh God, oh God, oh God.
00:47:49 Sam?
00:47:52 Is that you?
00:47:55 Sam, Sam, Sam,
00:47:59 What is- what is going on?
00:48:01 Sam, Sam, Sam!
00:48:02 Morgan... honey.
00:48:05 Did you get married?
00:48:09 Okay, caIm down, Morgan.
00:48:11 You got married
00:48:13 When did this happen?
00:48:15 Bianca: Last week.
00:48:17 because we didn't want
00:48:19 You're making this about me?
00:48:22 - This has nothing to do with me!
00:48:25 She's yeIIing at me.
00:48:28 Morgan sweetheart,
00:48:30 because we didn't mean
00:48:32 - We just- it just happened.
00:48:34 this is buII!
00:48:36 Morgan: Sam didn't ship me off
00:48:39 He did it so he couId marry
00:48:42 without me knowing.
00:48:49 Is it possibIe that Sam had
00:48:52 Face down
00:48:55 One hand tied
00:48:57 And we're reaching
00:49:00 Hope we don't drown
00:49:02 Don't drown
00:49:06 Do I reaIIy wanna...
00:49:08 Morgan: Truth is,
00:49:15 I've seen too many birds
00:49:18 Too many birds shot down
00:49:20 Too many birds...
00:49:22 Morgan's voice:
00:49:24 utterIy aIone.
00:49:27 HoId on, there's a storm coming...
00:49:30 Stay face down
00:49:33 Face down.
00:49:42 Morgan, why'd you skip
00:49:50 Morgan.
00:49:52 Morgan, honey. Morgan.
00:49:56 Trudy, hey.
00:49:59 You scared the heII out of me.
00:50:06 Yeah, weII,
00:50:09 You wanna teII me what the heII
00:50:11 You we're the diversion.
00:50:14 Just keep her busy,
00:50:17 and I'm supposed
00:50:21 But you're reaIIy good.
00:50:23 What? What are you teIIing me?
00:50:27 To Sam.
00:50:33 - I didn't know anything about it.
00:50:35 - I have no reason to Iie to you.
00:50:39 WeII, congratuIations.
00:50:41 You finaIIy did it.
00:50:43 You were just Iooking for an excuse
00:50:49 You have no idea
00:50:52 ReaIIy? ReaIIy?
00:50:55 You have been wandering
00:50:56 Iike this is some great big joke waiting
00:50:59 but that's not
00:51:02 Okay, decision time, CIaudia, Morgan,
00:51:06 Which is it?
00:51:09 What do you,
00:51:22 Morgan:
00:51:24 What do I care about?
00:51:27 Morgan:
00:51:36 Morgan:
00:51:48 Morgan: Better.
00:51:51 Or not.
00:51:57 PIease make me evaporate.
00:52:06 Hey.
00:52:08 Cut out on my sister's party.
00:52:12 You Iook Iike crap.
00:52:14 Aren't you a big ray of sunshine?
00:52:18 - What's wrong with you?
00:52:24 Oh.
00:52:25 Got it.
00:52:27 EIi, EIi, wait.
00:52:29 PIease.
00:52:36 There's a Iot that
00:52:41 I toId everyone that I moved here
00:52:44 but that's reaIIy onIy part
00:52:47 Okay.
00:52:50 Listen, if I teII you something,
00:52:52 not even EmiIy.
00:52:55 Okay, try me.
00:53:02 I'm here because I-
00:53:05 because I'm in hiding.
00:53:07 - Hiding?
00:53:09 From what?
00:53:17 My father's crazy.
00:53:18 He's reaIIy crazy,
00:53:22 He used to hit me
00:53:24 What?
00:53:27 Morgan's voice:
00:53:30 So instead, I borrowed the pIot
00:53:33 ''My Father, My Stranger.''
00:53:36 One time he broke my nose.
00:53:37 - What?
00:53:39 and the judge gave her
00:53:41 but then he faked his own death
00:53:45 in a disguise.
00:53:47 My mom caught on to this,
00:53:49 she got a rare bIood disease, and she
00:53:52 She wasn't even abIe to keep
00:53:55 so she thought the safest pIace for me
00:53:58 I thought stuff Iike that
00:54:01 Anyway,
00:54:02 that's why I'm so upset,
00:54:05 'cause I'm reaIIy afraid
00:54:07 and he can't know
00:54:08 He can never find me...
00:54:10 Morgan's voice:
00:54:12 partIy because the roIe required it,
00:54:16 about Iying to EIi.
00:54:18 CouId you just forget
00:54:20 No. No, I wiII not forget, okay?
00:54:22 You see him, you caII me.
00:54:24 AII right?
00:54:26 In the meantime, Iet's get
00:54:29 How about some geometry?
00:54:31 Yeah.
00:54:33 This is more boring
00:54:36 Try it.
00:54:40 Is that right?
00:54:44 Yeah, that's aII it is
00:54:49 - ReaIIy?
00:54:53 Okay, weII,
00:54:55 - AII right, here, try this.
00:55:01 You wanna go out
00:55:06 What, Iike on a date?
00:55:08 Undefined.
00:55:11 Yes.
00:55:15 AII right.
00:55:20 Morgan:
00:55:21 because most of my reIationships
00:55:24 or happened
00:55:25 but I maybe
00:55:28 for EIi WiIIs.
00:55:32 Are you dating my brother?
00:55:34 I don't know.
00:55:38 Okay, so Iet's try this one.
00:55:41 Do you have
00:55:44 Not anymore.
00:55:47 I think he Iikes guys.
00:55:49 So the other night was a Iie?
00:55:51 Or are you Iying to me now?
00:55:53 Morgan:
00:55:55 aII the time, and it sucks.
00:55:58 So do you Iike my brother?
00:56:01 I guess so.
00:56:04 Yes, I do.
00:56:06 WeII, then don't Iie to him
00:56:08 or to me ever again.
00:56:32 I don't know how much Ionger
00:56:35 especiaIIy EIi.
00:56:37 And I am not smart enough
00:56:40 I mean,
00:56:43 just so I can
00:56:48 Are you going
00:56:50 What?
00:56:52 - No.
00:56:54 Iook at you.
00:57:00 You're going on a date!
00:57:02 I'm gonna go get it.
00:57:09 Oh my God! Marissa!
00:57:12 Oh my God!
00:57:15 I can't beIieve this is
00:57:17 I've never seen
00:57:20 - You knew about this.
00:57:23 They did pass it
00:57:25 - Hi, Marissa. I'II take your bag.
00:57:29 Oh. Oh. Oh my God.
00:57:31 Okay, Iook at this pIace.
00:57:34 SeriousIy, it's Iike
00:57:37 Be nice. Be nice.
00:57:40 So?
00:57:42 How are you, girIfriend?
00:57:44 - In need of a best friend.
00:57:47 And the costume peopIe
00:57:50 so we can go out
00:57:53 And I wanna try out
00:57:56 - Accent?
00:57:59 Sugar, I feeI Iike we got transported
00:58:01 to the set
00:58:04 Morgan:
00:58:06 Marissa sounded Iike ''Fargo''
00:58:10 You get used to it.
00:58:13 Ooh, Iet's get some ice cream.
00:58:18 HeIIo, can I have some vaniIIa
00:58:20 And what do you want?
00:58:22 Do you have any
00:58:25 Yeah, honey,
00:58:30 Thanks.
00:58:35 What?
00:58:37 It's just- wow.
00:58:39 I mean, why didn't you
00:58:42 I Iike ice cream.
00:58:43 So do I, but-
00:58:46 But do you ever pIan
00:58:49 Of course I do.
00:58:51 This pIace is a joke, Morgan.
00:58:52 You'd have been better off
00:58:54 and doing off-Broadway.
00:58:58 Marissa, you don't have the vaguest idea
00:59:00 You didn't even visit me
00:59:02 I mean, one day I was
00:59:05 and the next day
00:59:07 And you couIdn't handIe that,
00:59:10 Why?
00:59:13 Look, watching you that night
00:59:16 at the cIub,
00:59:18 I was aImost as high
00:59:20 Okay, it couId have been me.
00:59:23 I know I shouId
00:59:25 I just feIt guiIty.
00:59:27 So guiIty,
00:59:35 Crap.
00:59:38 Okay.
00:59:39 - EmiIy: Hi.
00:59:41 EIi, EmiIy,
00:59:43 Morgan's voice: Insert fake name.
00:59:45 Daisy Du- chovny.
00:59:48 - Daisy Duchovny.
00:59:52 No reIation. Too bad.
00:59:55 When do you want me
00:59:58 I'II caII you.
00:59:59 CooI. AII right, weII,
01:00:01 - Nice meeting you.
01:00:03 Marissa:
01:00:05 Oh my God.
01:00:08 His name is EIi,
01:00:11 Okay okay, yeah, we have to
01:00:15 I bought you a reaIIy
01:00:19 - What's tonight?
01:00:21 Oh.
01:00:29 Maybe we shouIdn't be here.
01:00:31 It's Chicago. Who do you
01:00:33 No using your reaI name.
01:00:36 I have never paid
01:00:45 I've actuaIIy cut way back
01:00:47 Good.
01:00:49 Excuse me.
01:00:51 Hey, Iadies. I'm CarIos.
01:00:54 Something pretty?
01:00:55 A Manhattan, two cherries.
01:00:57 I think I read your mind.
01:01:00 Um...
01:01:03 cIub soda with a Iime.
01:01:05 Are you sure you don't want
01:01:07 No, thank you.
01:01:09 Good for you. Idea:
01:01:11 FIy home with me,
01:01:13 and we forget the whoIe
01:01:15 Morgan: Go back, resume, forget.
01:01:19 Hey, another one.
01:01:22 Morgan:
01:01:23 CIaudia had Trudy and EmiIy,
01:01:25 and CIaudia had
01:01:28 Let's go, baby!
01:01:30 Whoo!
01:01:34 Marissa: Whoo! Yeah!
01:01:37 One shot for you, baby.
01:01:41 Morgan: For a moment,
01:01:44 Marissa and I were invincibIe.
01:01:49 Hey, CarIos, one more.
01:01:58 Here you go, sweet thing.
01:02:01 Hey, remember when we used
01:02:03 We changed our bras
01:02:06 Is it just me or are our best times
01:02:10 ReIax, okay?
01:02:12 Watch this.
01:02:17 Go, baby! Whoo!
01:02:22 - Marissa!
01:02:24 Whoo!
01:02:27 Yeah!
01:02:29 Morgan:
01:02:32 I reaIized how easy it wouId be
01:02:35 When you're sober,
01:02:37 staring up at someone teetering
01:02:43 Marissa just Iooked
01:02:45 Hey, girI, do you wanna get off
01:02:48 Whoo!
01:02:51 Morgan:
01:02:53 And Iet's face it,
01:02:56 Come on, we gotta go.
01:02:57 What?
01:03:04 Morgan's voice: My worId was
01:03:11 Morgan: Okay, here's the thing.
01:03:14 is a Iot scarier
01:03:21 Trudy:
01:03:23 You said you were
01:03:27 I caIIed and I caIIed.
01:03:29 - My phone was off.
01:03:32 UnacceptabIe!
01:03:34 You cannot stay here with me
01:03:37 and stay out aII night.
01:03:38 I didn't drink.
01:03:41 I didn't.
01:03:43 Where were you?
01:03:45 Out with Marissa
01:03:47 and then she had to catch a fIight back
01:03:50 Okay, Iet me be
01:03:53 You do not stay out aII night.
01:03:57 and you have another drink,
01:04:03 - Okay.
01:04:08 This is your house,
01:04:11 Is that a Iine
01:04:13 ProbabIy,
01:04:16 but I mean it.
01:04:24 Give Sam a caII.
01:04:27 Okay, I'm sorry.
01:04:34 The truth is we feII in Iove
01:04:36 Both of us were bIaming ourseIves
01:04:39 and I reaIIy got to see
01:04:41 Is this a secret side?
01:04:43 A side hidden
01:04:45 Sam: Look, I know, I know,
01:04:48 We handIed it badIy,
01:04:50 AII right.
01:04:52 Let's just taIk
01:04:54 Sam:
01:04:56 Grades are bad,
01:04:58 friends are good
01:05:01 and I even have a date
01:05:04 Wow. Grades, friends
01:05:06 I've heard you sound Iike
01:05:08 It's a Iot harder than I thought,
01:05:14 - GirI: Come on, you guys!
01:05:16 Morgan: Fried coIa?
01:05:18 Two fried coIas.
01:05:20 Oh my God.
01:05:25 - Thank you.
01:05:27 I started out here avoiding saIads
01:05:29 and now
01:05:32 Okay.
01:05:35 Oh my God.
01:05:37 It's reaIIy reaIIy good.
01:05:40 Now the ostrich races.
01:05:43 Stop it.
01:05:44 Just take your time
01:05:46 Wherever you go
01:05:49 The rain is faIIing
01:05:53 But we are hiding
01:05:56 Under cover
01:05:58 Staying dry and warm
01:06:00 You give me feeIings
01:06:03 They start in my toes,
01:06:07 Wherever it goes,
01:06:11 That you make me smiIe,
01:06:14 Just take your time
01:06:17 Wherever you go
01:06:21 But what am I gonna say
01:06:28 When you make me feeI
01:06:33 I just...
01:06:37 - CIaudia-
01:06:42 Morgan:
01:06:44 I didn't know
01:06:46 I couIdn't bear to hear him
01:06:49 Just take your time
01:07:04 Morgan:
01:07:07 and I wanted
01:07:08 I've been asIeep
01:07:12 You tucked me in
01:07:15 Morgan: Trudy!
01:07:17 HeIIo?
01:07:24 Trudy.
01:07:27 Tru.
01:07:31 Morgan:
01:07:57 Trudy.
01:07:59 You didn't caII me.
01:08:01 I was worried sick about you.
01:08:04 No comment.
01:08:08 WeII, you're obviousIy seeing
01:08:10 - Come on, teII me aII about him.
01:08:13 It's just our second date.
01:08:17 He's a dentist.
01:08:19 Okay, weII, I'II give him the benefit
01:08:25 You reaIIy Iike this guy.
01:08:27 So have you sIept
01:08:29 Oh, my! I'm so not having
01:08:32 No, you haven't.
01:08:35 didn't you?
01:08:37 Yeah, he gave me some
01:08:40 - on medicaI schooI.
01:08:43 I figure if you can
01:08:49 I'm gonna appIy.
01:08:53 That is so great.
01:08:55 WeIcome back
01:08:56 Thank you, thanks.
01:08:59 And now what about you?
01:09:01 Is the fair the date equivaIent
01:09:03 of Discount DarIing?
01:09:07 I had a reaIIy great time.
01:09:10 Oh, you have a thing
01:09:16 Morgan: I had this turning in my
01:09:19 I was happy.
01:09:22 Cherry menthoI inside
01:09:24 I found you hiding
01:09:27 In my bedside pocket
01:09:30 Come aIong for the ride
01:09:33 CoIa bottIes
01:09:37 No one knows
01:09:40 What the future hoIds...
01:09:45 Trudy: Bianca, she does
01:09:47 and I don't bIame her.
01:09:49 What in the worId is
01:09:51 This poor kid's gone
01:09:53 aII before her 17th birthday.
01:09:56 No no, you can't come here
01:09:59 untiI you do some
01:10:02 WeII, too bad. No.
01:10:06 - Morgan's voice: I had to admit...
01:10:08 ...I was impressed.
01:10:10 and she wasn't even
01:10:12 An actuaI first.
01:10:18 Morgan: Just as I was finaIIy fitting
01:10:21 even if they were fugIy-
01:10:23 I saw you at the fair,
01:10:26 There's a name for that, Debbie.
01:10:29 You probabIy know
01:10:32 Morgan's voice:
01:10:34 that she just caIIed me
01:10:36 You know, I had my suspicions,
01:10:39 but it seemed impossibIe,
01:10:41 that whoIe thing
01:10:43 Then Iast week in fiIm cIass,
01:10:45 you referred
01:10:48 Are you serious right now?
01:10:50 What the heII
01:10:53 Researching
01:10:55 Debbie, you're crazy.
01:10:57 Answer me or in minutes
01:10:58 the entire schooI's gonna
01:11:07 Okay, come here.
01:11:11 I came here to recover.
01:11:14 How does EIi fit
01:11:16 Scheme? It's not a scheme.
01:11:19 Oh, come on,
01:11:23 Leave EIi the heII aIone.
01:11:25 So that's it? You stay quiet
01:11:28 Yeah, and get your bubbIe-ass
01:11:30 where it beIongs.
01:11:34 Morgan:
01:11:36 This girI Debbie Ackerson,
01:11:38 You were photographed
01:11:41 I know it sounds totaIIy Iame,
01:11:44 but I was hoIding the drink
01:11:46 Sam: You know what?
01:11:48 If you're stupid enough
01:11:49 I'm not gonna watch you
01:11:52 I swear to you, Sam,
01:11:54 AII right, aII right.
01:11:57 I'II take care of Debbie.
01:11:58 What do you mean?
01:12:01 Give her cement shoes?
01:12:04 I'm gonna have to send a Iawyer
01:12:07 We're gonna have to
01:12:08 You're gonna have to be very carefuI.
01:12:12 AII right, be very carefuI
01:12:14 Watch for peopIe
01:12:16 Are you serious?
01:12:19 Morgan's voice: I had to start
01:12:26 Man:
01:12:28 $5,000.
01:12:31 - $5,000?
01:12:34 Gee, Mr. Lawyer,
01:12:36 to IittIe oId me.
01:12:39 Who do you think I am?
01:12:42 I watch ''Extra.''
01:12:44 Add a zero, buddy.
01:12:45 - $50,000?
01:12:49 EIi! I got a B minus
01:12:52 - What? Yeah!
01:12:54 - Yeah!
01:12:57 I was getting worried
01:12:59 and reaIIy starting
01:13:01 Yeah, you're hardIy dumb.
01:13:03 I couId not have done it
01:13:06 Look at this thing.
01:13:16 What's wrong?
01:13:19 - I think I'm being foIIowed.
01:13:22 - Did he hire someone?
01:13:25 Over here, Morgan!
01:13:47 Morgan, where have you been?
01:13:50 I couIdn't go back to the schooI,
01:13:53 wouIdn't Iook for me- the maII.
01:13:57 Yeah, I think haIf the free press
01:14:05 Oh, it's gotten worse.
01:14:08 And Sam caIIed. He said that
01:14:13 How do they print this
01:14:16 Yeah, I beIieve that you
01:14:18 IiteraIIy stopped
01:14:20 Oh, I TiVoed
01:14:26 Prepare yourseIf.
01:14:28 Man on TV:
01:14:31 And here's what some of her teachers
01:14:34 I met her on the first day,
01:14:36 and we totaIIy hit it off.
01:14:39 Yeah, in my stomach
01:14:41 I feeI Iike we've aII been punked.
01:14:43 Miss Carter has been a wonderfuI
01:14:46 WeII, her cinematic insights
01:14:48 in my cIass
01:14:50 - A terrific kid.
01:14:54 WeII, in fact, we've got a project
01:14:56 Love you, Morgan.
01:14:58 This is unbeIievabIe.
01:15:01 Woman on TV:
01:15:03 - No no no. What are you doing?
01:15:06 - and had no idea who she was?
01:15:08 Woman:
01:15:10 - Can you Ieave him aIone?
01:15:13 Because she Iied, okay?
01:15:15 Now get out of my way.
01:15:17 - Did you see that Iook on his face?
01:15:20 I reaIIy hurt him.
01:15:25 You know what I wouId usuaIIy do
01:15:28 where everything just sucked
01:15:32 I'd go out
01:15:36 But right now I just care
01:15:40 God. How do I fix this?
01:15:43 WeII, you know, the oId Morgan
01:15:47 This is my home.
01:15:52 I feIt Iike I was part
01:15:54 I Iike being anonymous.
01:15:57 I Iike hanging out with you.
01:15:59 I don't even mind baking.
01:16:02 And I don't mind
01:16:05 and I Iove going to the fair.
01:16:10 Morgan can't do
01:16:13 Maybe not in the same way.
01:16:20 So it's aII over?
01:16:35 Man:
01:16:40 Oh, great, here they come.
01:16:45 - Sam: HeIIo!
01:16:48 Sweetheart, how are you?
01:16:50 I'm terribIe, Mom.
01:16:53 - Oh, I know we haven't taIked-
01:16:56 ActuaIIy, you know what, though?
01:16:59 Mom, so you and Sam
01:17:02 whiIe I was in rehab, and he saw
01:17:06 So when do I get
01:17:08 - I know you're mad about the wedding.
01:17:10 Let's shove past it.
01:17:12 Sam's the second-best thing
01:17:16 I mean, after you, of course.
01:17:18 Morgan's voice:
01:17:21 but somehow I had the feeIing
01:17:23 that we both had more
01:17:26 and she was stiII wearing
01:17:28 Let's focus here,
01:17:30 'cause Oprah's peopIe aIready caIIed.
01:17:32 PIus, Lorne MichaeIs owes me
01:17:35 so Iet's get you
01:17:37 - TeII her the reaIIy big news.
01:17:39 - You ready for this?
01:17:41 - 'Cause you got the part.
01:17:43 - Wait. What?
01:17:45 She's in rehab... again.
01:17:48 And the worId
01:17:50 No, Trudy, this is the part
01:17:53 It couId change everything
01:17:55 ExactIy, which is why we gotta get
01:17:57 So that's it? You're gonna whisk her
01:18:00 Bianca, this is crazy.
01:18:02 She's just starting to do weII.
01:18:04 She's an actor, Tru.
01:18:06 Her Iife's in HoIIywood,
01:18:09 She spent
01:18:11 Now she has a chance
01:18:14 - even if it is just for senior year.
01:18:16 If she misses out on this,
01:18:19 - That's the worst possibIe scenario?
01:18:21 - What about coIIege?
01:18:23 - Hey hey hey hey!
01:18:27 Why isn't anyone asking
01:18:29 - We're Iistening. We're Iistening.
01:18:34 I had the stage,
01:18:36 but I didn't know my Iines.
01:18:38 Morgan?
01:18:41 - I-
01:18:45 I don't know.
01:18:49 I don't know.
01:18:53 Devon: The paparazzi foIIowed
01:18:56 to a IocaI airport, where Morgan,
01:19:00 boarded a private jet back
01:19:02 I can't beIieve the news is
01:19:05 Devon: No one has seen
01:19:08 WeII, the reporters
01:19:10 Devon: And word has it
01:19:13 to star in Steven Soderbergh's
01:19:18 Think you'II ever
01:19:20 No, it was aII an act, Em.
01:19:22 Okay? AII of it, even me.
01:19:34 - What is it?
01:19:37 - in our bushes.
01:19:42 What are you doing?
01:19:45 That was a decoy me.
01:19:47 Why don't you go back
01:19:50 Come on.
01:19:53 Morgan:
01:20:04 WeII, I've done it
01:20:40 Ah!
01:20:41 What now?
01:20:44 Morgan, are you aII right?
01:20:46 HeIp!
01:20:48 You don't Iook
01:20:50 Can I have five minutes?
01:20:55 And the Iies just bIoomed
01:20:58 I mean, I didn't know who I was,
01:21:02 Debbie found out
01:21:04 and she bIackmaiIed me.
01:21:05 She did?
01:21:07 I know now
01:21:12 I'm reaIIy sorry.
01:21:14 I reaIIy am.
01:21:20 So what are you doing here?
01:21:22 I decided to stay in Fort Wayne...
01:21:27 and finish high schooI.
01:21:30 Be serious.
01:21:32 Everyone wiII get used to it.
01:21:35 no one wiII care.
01:21:36 What about
01:21:39 I passed on it.
01:21:41 There wiII be other roIes,
01:21:42 but there won't be
01:21:46 So I want to spend mine here
01:21:48 with Trudy and with you guys.
01:21:54 Whatever.
01:21:55 EIi...
01:21:59 I know you feeI
01:22:02 and I get that,
01:22:05 but what I feeI for you
01:22:08 is reaI.
01:22:10 You- you actuaIIy care about me.
01:22:13 It wasn't about if I couId boost
01:22:15 or how good I Iook
01:22:21 You heIped me and-
01:22:23 and it was just
01:22:26 And that's why I feII for you.
01:22:46 You know, I can't teII-
01:22:49 I just can't teII
01:22:51 or acting...
01:22:55 or whatever you caII it. It's-
01:23:04 I'm tired.
01:23:07 I shouId probabIy turn in.
01:23:20 EmiIy:
01:23:22 - You think?
01:23:25 Maybe. Maybe not.
01:23:31 I'm gonna go, okay?
01:23:33 Okay.
01:23:57 Hi, I'm Mary Kitchen, Iive here
01:24:00 where Morgan Carter
01:24:02 at our very own
01:24:16 This is insane.
01:24:19 Yeah, I have something
01:24:22 - For me?
01:24:25 Good Iuck in schooI.
01:24:31 - Thank you.
01:24:34 Get over here.
01:24:44 AII right, here we go again.
01:24:46 Morgan's voice: It was one thing to go
01:24:49 Now I had to pIay
01:24:55 But I had to admit,
01:24:58 Woman: Morgan!
01:25:02 Is it true that you're
01:25:04 Morgan, over here, Morgan!
01:25:06 Thank you!
01:25:09 Morgan, over here, Morgan!
01:25:13 They're aII
01:25:15 Looking to find some story
01:25:18 They can teII to seII
01:25:20 The evening shows tonight
01:25:23 Forget about rumors
01:25:26 Hi.
01:25:28 Hey.
01:25:29 They fiII the page
01:25:33 Come on, Iet's get out of here.
01:25:35 I'm not afraid
01:25:38 'Cause I'm a tough girI,
01:25:40 That's thick enough
01:25:44 The good and bad,
01:25:47 This is my Iife
01:25:50 Morgan's voice:
01:25:53 I'II just have to figure it out.
01:25:55 It's the truth about me.