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Truth About Cats Dogs The
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Wait, wait, wait! |
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(man) Oh, great. |
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Thanks. |
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Excuse me. |
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Don't touch that dial. It's not Texaco's Hour. |
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It's Dr Abby Barnes with "The Truth |
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- Hello? |
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Oh, hi. This is Charles from San Pedro. |
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My question is... I'm worried about |
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- She doesn't wanna seem to eat. |
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Basset hounds won't eat what they |
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She is coughing a little bit. |
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Is it like a dry wheezing type of cough... |
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...or is it a wetter, phlegm-based cough? |
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It's like the fiýrst one, the wheezy one. |
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- OK. Can you put her on? |
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- Yeah. |
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Clothilde, come here, baby! |
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- Here she is, Doctor. |
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Oh, baby! Yeah, she's got a cold, Charles. |
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- Right now? |
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- Yes. Hello? |
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Yes, my name is Dan, OK? And I have a cat. |
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And he licked me up and down my face |
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- You're allergic to his saliva, Dan. |
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I mean, |
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But he licked your face |
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- Well, yeah. |
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Well, it started at one... |
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- About three hours. |
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No, no, it doesn't seem to hurt him any. |
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He's a fur person, Dan. He chases imaginary |
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- Imaginary? No. |
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You can love your pets, |
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You know what I mean? Repeat after me. |
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Us, them. |
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Us, them. |
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Us, them. |
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Hi, babyhead! |
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How are you? |
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Wanna come read with me, huh? |
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Sweetest of all possible |
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Huh? Sweetie? |
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I think we're gonna paint this weekend. Yes. |
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You're going to paint, and I'll watch. |
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Well, can I have a kiss? |
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Thank you. Thank you, my lovely. |
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- (knock at door) |
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Down the hall! |
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- (knocking continues) |
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Ass. What an ass. |
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- You're not Noelle. |
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- Who knows? You might get lucky. |
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(cat hisses) |
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(Noelle) Over here, Roy! |
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(sneezes) |
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- (Noelle) Sorry. |
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Hello. My fiýsh, he's depressed. |
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My vet said to bring in a blood sample, so I |
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- But he's not moving now. Do I take him out? |
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You're sedating him, |
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We're gonna take a little break, and then |
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- Ready? |
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Fan mail, fan mail, fan mail... |
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...horse too fat. |
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Bad dog, mad dog, sad dog... |
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...stinky cat problems. |
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Thank you. |
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Oh, my gosh. Hey, Mario. I know her. |
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- No, you don't. Women like that don't exist. |
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Abby, you've got a caller on line three |
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- Hi, this is Dr Abby Barnes. You're on the air. |
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- Hi, Brian. What's up? |
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- Um-hm? And what's wrong with your dog? |
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He's wearing roller skates. |
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I see. And how did your dog |
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He's not my dog. |
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I'm a photographer |
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- I thought you said he was a professional. |
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It's the dog that's unprofessional. |
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Everyone, it's gonna be fine, |
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- You've got to help me here. |
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Your dog is feeling very threatened, |
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...approach him in the submissive position. |
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- I'm sorry? |
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You want me to help you, |
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OK. |
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(growls) |
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OK. |
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Crawl toward him with your head down and |
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Don't make eye contact. OK. |
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- OK, how are you doin'? |
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Now you have to make him feel comfortable. |
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You hear how I can make my voice |
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- (dog barks) |
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- Good boy. |
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Now reach out your hand, with your fingers |
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(dog growls) |
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Shit. |
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Jesus! |
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Are all your digits intact, Brian? |
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- Yep. |
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Gently stroke his ears, putting pressure |
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OK, just take it easy. |
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You're doin' good. |
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OK, careful. Go for the ears. |
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Gently. OK? |
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- That sounds good. |
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Good boy. |
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- Thank you, but... we'll be leaving now. |
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These dogs are in the union now. |
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- We appreciate it. |
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No, I don't think so. |
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Let's get these things off you. |
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Brian, I'd like to congratulate you |
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What? No, I can't have a dog. |
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- Well, why's that? |
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- Well, I live alone. |
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- Maybe, but it's a big responsibility. |
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No, not necessarily. It depends on what you |
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Eric will send you some pamphlets |
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...which I obviously |
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- And Brian? |
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I forgive you. |
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Yo, come on, man, let's roll. You've |
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No, I think this is better |
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- Are you gonna meet us later? |
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I've got to make his dinner... |
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...and he shouldn't spend his |
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Don't get too attached to this dog |
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His mouth is all juicy, |
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It's meant to be juicy. |
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Hank! |
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So what do you think? What would a girl |
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- Well... |
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Messengerjust dropped this off. |
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What's more romantic - tulips or roses? |
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Oh, that's so cute! |
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This is Abby. |
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- Hello, this is Brian. |
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We slept together. |
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Me and Hank. Did you get the picture? |
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Yeah, I'm lookin' at it right now. |
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- He spent the night. |
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Yeah, well, he snores, which was a problem. |
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- But we solved it. |
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He slept on my face |
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Good solution. |
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- So am I. I just wanted to say thank you. |
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And I'd really like to say it in person. |
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How about you meet us for a drink? |
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Um... |
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Or a walk. A walk along the canals. |
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Why would I meet a listener I know nothing |
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Good question, good question. Well... |
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I didn't want to say this upfront, |
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It's terribly itchy and I can't stop licking it. |
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I wondered if you could recommend |
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What the hell. OK, |
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- Great. I'll see you there. |
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Great. OK. Bye. |
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Why do you need to know that? |
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Just so I can recognise you. |
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Oh. What do you think I look like? |
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If the voice is anything to go by, |
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I'm 5'10", blonde, thin... |
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Hard to miss. |
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OK. I'll see you there. |
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OK. |
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No, you won't. |
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(raised voices) |
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- (man) Get dressed, please. |
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- (man) You look fat. |
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- Noelle, just shut up and get back inside. |
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- I've already changed my dress three times. |
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So go in and change the dress and do it now! |
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- Roy... |
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- Did you call me? |
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I heard "dumb bitch". |
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- No, I'm talkin' to her. |
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No wonder I've been getting your mail. |
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- There are a lot of us dumb bitches in LA. |
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Why don't you leave before I use this bow |
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Here. Imagine that. |
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You know what? You're notjust |
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Oh! |
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And you... |
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Later. |
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Wow. That was, um... |
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I don't know what that was. You all right? |
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Yeah. |
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God, I'm sorry about the violin thing. |
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- That was your boyfriend?! |
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- Thing is, he's also my manager. |
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Fifteen. |
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Hey, he says that's normal. |
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I don't know. He used to be sweet. |
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What are you supposed to do? |
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Otherwise it's just you and a cat. |
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...40 candles on your birthday cake. |
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- What does that mean? |
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No, I didn't mean you. |
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Forget it. This is none of my business |
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Sorry. |
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I didn't mean you. |
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She's right over here. |
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Hi. |
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Hi. |
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Did you know violin bows were like cars? |
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- Meaning...? |
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...something like a Geo or a Hyundai, |
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...all the way to your high-performance, |
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I, um... I got you this, uh... |
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Well, it's like a Toyota, which was... |
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Thank you. |
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Just gimme some time |
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Don't worry about it. |
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- Wow. |
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- Can I? |
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- Promise not to laugh? |
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I'm taking broadcasting lessons myself. |
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That's great. |
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Newscasters. You know, they're so... |
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Yeah, it's the news. |
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No kidding. That's why it's so cool. |
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You find out before everyone. |
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Hey, how about you play hooky |
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All right, that sounds pretty good. |
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These are leakin' on me. |
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Testing. |
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Good evening, Riverside. |
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OK. |
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Hey! |
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- I know that dog. |
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- Can you get him away? |
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Hey, sweetie! |
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Why do I know you? |
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Oh, my God. |
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Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Um... |
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You have to help me. |
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This is his dog. I just want you to be me |
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Sorry, um... |
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He ran in and the door was locked and... |
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Brian, right? |
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- Yeah. Hi. Abby. |
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- Hi. |
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You too. This is my friend... Mado... Donna. |
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- Hi. |
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Hank. |
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You didn't show up yesterday. |
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No, I'm sorry. We had this... |
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- Yeah, cat emergency. |
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- Feline panleukopenia. |
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- What? |
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It's just you sound |
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Oh! |
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You should hear me in the shower! |
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- Microphones, darling. They work wonders. |
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- I didn't want you to think I was a weirdo. |
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And that's why you didn't come yesterday. |
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It's just that what you said to me on the radio |
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...and if you hadn't said what you said, |
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And, um... |
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...I just wanted to say thank you. |
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- That's so great. |
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Thanks. I've taught him a trick. |
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OK. Come on, Hank. Up you come. |
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Yes! Good boy. |
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Gimme a kiss. Gimme a kiss, come on. |
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Come on. |
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Yeah, I'm gonna do something |
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Anyhow, I don't suppose |
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- Guess again. |
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How about tonight? |
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Um... |
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There's a bar on the corner of Main and Pier. |
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Meet me there, seven o'clock? |
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Wild horses couldn't stop me. |
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See you there. |
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Come on, Hank. |
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You like him. Don't pretend you don't. |
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I don't! |
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Did you hear what he said to you? |
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- He did say it to you. |
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You've confused everything |
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I may be trepidatious. I'm not a big, dumb |
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- I'm not dumb! |
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- Besides, you're the dummy. |
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Yeah. |
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Nice guy like that, with that accent, arty, |
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He has a preconceived notion: You. |
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Then he sees me. Over. |
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I love the way you look. |
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I don't expect you to understand this. |
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You burp and guys think it's adorable. You |
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I can tell you for a fact that's not true. |
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(rings bell) |
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(driver) Nice trick, moron! |
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- What? |
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Really? Three years, no sex? |
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One can survive, you know. |
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- Cats have more sex than that, don't they? |
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- Are you gonna eat that? |
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- You don't eat? You ordered it. |
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...but I gotta keep the calories down. |
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- God, how can you live like that? |
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- Do you believe you are what you eat? |
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See, that's what scares me. I don't eat |
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But on the inside there's nothing. |
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Oh, I see. |
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Whereas you, on the other hand... |
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- Thank you. |
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- Do you hear a buzzing? Bzzz? |
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Is that a big bee... bee... bee...? |
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I'll get it. |
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Hey! |
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You! Stop! |
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It's dead. |
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No kidding. |
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- I killed it. |
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- You're gonna be all right now, so... |
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Everybody's fine, right? Great. Thank you. |
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- Thank you. |
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What's wrong? |
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Nothing that a rooftop |
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- You OK? |
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Good. It'll be fun. It'll be easy. No problem. |
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- Hey! |
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Come on! |
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- It's gonna be fine. |
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- What is this? Is this cat hair? |
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OK, just... head up, be proud. |
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- Feeling good? |
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- Hello. |
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- Remember? |
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- Donna. |
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- I'm gonna go and... freshen up. |
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Oh, and Donna's got this... |
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Actually, it's funny. |
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OK. |
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I'll have a J&B and a Corona. |
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Can I have a J&B and a Corona, please? |
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Thanks. |
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Of course. Of course I would do that. |
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So... what's the funny story? |
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Oh, I don't know if it's funny, |
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Men and women and how they interact, |
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...even the media feeds into it |
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Me especially. |
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You have a... |
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- Got it. |
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- So you're wondering why I'm here? |
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- I mean, I think I know why you're here. |
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And it's fine. |
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That's great, cos I was... |
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I think it's really nice that |
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- Abby. Right. |
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...particularly the types who phone into radio |
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It's not something I normally do, but... |
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- I really... I really like this woman. |
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I know, but you know when you speak |
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And there's really no choice. |
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So what do you do, Donna? |
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I make cheese. |
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Cheese? Really? I've never met |
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- Goat cheese. |
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- No, that's Parmesan. |
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Mine's more of a fromage, really. |
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And it comes from the south of France, |
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...where I have acquired a number of goats |
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Occasionally I take trips out there |
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...to check on the general health |
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- Really? |
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- Hi. |
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Everything out in the open? |
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Oh, you mean about...? |
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You see? She thought you'd be |
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No, friends should look out for each other... |
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...although flying across the Atlantic |
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When you come with me to check on the |
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Her cheese balls make |
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- Here we are. |
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I was mesmerised by his eyebrows. |
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Did they say "goat cheese" on them? |
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I was staring at him. He was so uninterested |
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- Disappointment doesn't kill. |
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OK, here we are. |
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Just go through. |
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- This is it. Chateau Brian. |
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Hi, baby! |
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The dog really likes Donna. |
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He's justjealous. |
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- Really? |
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Oh. These yours? |
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Yeah. Don't look at those. |
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There's not a lot of art in a catalogue shoot, |
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Dada meets Fido. |
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That was funny. |
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- Roller-skatin' dogs? I'd like to see that. |
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- These are beautiful. |
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Hm. |
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(Brian) What do you think? |
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Ask Donna. |
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Brian, this is a beautiful shot. |
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- This one? Really? |
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- I love those textures, right there. |
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Yo! Can we come in? |
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Of course you can. Ed, this is Abby. |
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- How are you doin'? |
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- And Donna. |
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Yeah, all right. |
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Uh... this is my niece, Emily. |
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- (coughs) |
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- Is it OK? |
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Hi. What is it, sweetie? |
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Agh! |
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- I'm sorry. |
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When they heard there would be a real vet in |
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- That's a really beautiful tortoise. |
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We took him to the vet and he gave us |
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He needs a shot under his arm, |
| 00:29:13 |
So we were thinkin' that |
| 00:29:19 |
Sure you can. You can do that. |
| 00:29:22 |
Of course. Um... |
| 00:29:25 |
Let me just go wash my hands. |
| 00:29:28 |
Donna? |
| 00:29:33 |
She is all that and a bag of chips. |
| 00:29:36 |
- Uh, who's the other one? |
| 00:29:40 |
- I hate needles. I hate turtles. |
| 00:29:44 |
Let's tell him now. He was into you |
| 00:29:48 |
He's tolerating my presence |
| 00:29:51 |
All you have to do is grab the turtle's leg, |
| 00:29:55 |
- How do I get ahold of his leg? |
| 00:29:58 |
You're gonna poke him |
| 00:30:02 |
You want me to stick my finger |
| 00:30:26 |
What's this? Your palms are sweating. |
| 00:30:28 |
- Malls make me nauseous. |
| 00:30:31 |
Yes, you did, and you did a brilliantjob. |
| 00:30:33 |
- Combined, we make the perfect woman. |
| 00:30:37 |
What we really do well is |
| 00:30:40 |
- Hello. |
| 00:30:43 |
OK. |
| 00:30:46 |
We need the spring-bride blush... |
| 00:30:49 |
...and the Absentia pore minimiser. |
| 00:30:53 |
I'd like a pore maximiser if you have one. |
| 00:30:56 |
Sometimes you just wanna put |
| 00:31:00 |
There's this TV station, Riverside. |
| 00:31:04 |
They've asked me to audition next week. |
| 00:31:06 |
That's so cool! That's great. |
| 00:31:09 |
Would you listen to my audition piece? |
| 00:31:12 |
- Yeah? |
| 00:31:22 |
79 people drowned and another 200 were... |
| 00:31:25 |
Wait. OK. Just... cool. |
| 00:31:31 |
79 people drowned |
| 00:31:34 |
...when a passenger ferry caught fire |
| 00:31:38 |
Stymied by a dense fog, rescuers could only |
| 00:31:44 |
...as their four-mile journey |
| 00:31:48 |
That was good. That was really good. |
| 00:31:51 |
But you might wanna make |
| 00:31:54 |
Oh, I know. I just get tense and I... |
| 00:31:58 |
You're right. |
| 00:31:59 |
No, it was great. |
| 00:32:03 |
This is nice, but it's a little bit smelly. |
| 00:32:06 |
We also have this new face cream which |
| 00:32:11 |
Let me ask you... what's your skin regime? |
| 00:32:14 |
My regime? |
| 00:32:18 |
Are we selling face cream or staging a coup? |
| 00:32:21 |
Let me show you something. |
| 00:32:26 |
Do you see how dry and discoloured you are? |
| 00:32:29 |
Do you see the irreversible sun damage? |
| 00:32:32 |
You haven't been taking care of your skin, |
| 00:32:36 |
God, I can't believe it! |
| 00:32:41 |
I know exactly what she was doing. |
| 00:32:45 |
I think she might have put one in the bag, |
| 00:32:50 |
God! Men don't go around buying all this |
| 00:32:55 |
If I was a guy, |
| 00:32:58 |
I'm smart, I have a good sense of humour, |
| 00:33:02 |
- I'd fuck ya. |
| 00:33:07 |
I'm just confused. One minute she's one |
| 00:33:12 |
Yeah, but women are like that, though. |
| 00:33:14 |
There's something off-balance about her. |
| 00:33:17 |
On the radio, she's confident and articulate. |
| 00:33:19 |
Then you get her in person, |
| 00:33:24 |
- Oh, she's scatty? |
| 00:33:26 |
Anybody that fine, |
| 00:33:29 |
- Yes, it does. |
| 00:33:33 |
You know what your problem is, right? |
| 00:33:37 |
You're lettin' your brain |
| 00:33:44 |
- I've got something for you. |
| 00:33:47 |
No. "Low self-esteem: Are you a victim?" |
| 00:33:51 |
- No. |
| 00:33:54 |
"Do you feel you need to be |
| 00:33:57 |
I don't need to be punished. I am punished. |
| 00:34:00 |
That's why you can't tell Brian. |
| 00:34:04 |
I don't even care about Brian. That is history. |
| 00:34:07 |
- It's more of a current affair. |
| 00:34:10 |
Last night, before we were leaving, |
| 00:34:14 |
To call me? You gave him my number? |
| 00:34:17 |
Why would you do that? |
| 00:34:19 |
Why did you do that? |
| 00:34:23 |
- I have a boyfriend. |
| 00:34:25 |
Who'd want Brian when you could have Roy? |
| 00:34:28 |
He likes you. You know, |
| 00:34:32 |
- You're the voice. I'm just the body. |
| 00:34:40 |
(rings) |
| 00:34:47 |
Hello? |
| 00:34:48 |
Hello, this is Brian. |
| 00:34:53 |
This is... she. |
| 00:34:56 |
- What are you up to? |
| 00:35:00 |
Well, I was thinking maybe I could |
| 00:35:04 |
How does that sound to you? |
| 00:35:07 |
Uh... that's not possible. |
| 00:35:10 |
Right. Go for a walk? |
| 00:35:12 |
Sorry. Can't do that, either. |
| 00:35:16 |
Well, how about we just talk? |
| 00:35:18 |
Talk. OK. |
| 00:35:21 |
Fine. Let's talk. Could you talk to me in that |
| 00:35:26 |
- Yeah. Yeah, that I can do. |
| 00:35:29 |
You know what kills me about him? He just |
| 00:35:33 |
He's totally trusting, |
| 00:35:37 |
Loves me unconditionally. |
| 00:35:39 |
That kills me. People are never that cool. |
| 00:35:42 |
No, they hardly ever |
| 00:35:45 |
Mm-mm. And I really like smelling |
| 00:35:51 |
- You think that's weird? |
| 00:35:54 |
- Probably. Once. |
| 00:35:58 |
I just took my shirt off. |
| 00:36:00 |
- Really? |
| 00:36:03 |
- Is that portentous or merely noteworthy? |
| 00:36:07 |
I went for a run earlier |
| 00:36:11 |
...animal-like, pungent stench. |
| 00:36:16 |
Look, I know we're not eating or walking... |
| 00:36:20 |
...but what would you say to having a bath? |
| 00:36:25 |
- I was shy too. |
| 00:36:28 |
You don't strike me as the shy type. |
| 00:36:30 |
No, I was, really. |
| 00:36:34 |
I suppose that's why |
| 00:36:37 |
... as sort of a detachment thing, |
| 00:36:40 |
Ah, yes. |
| 00:36:42 |
- (barks) |
| 00:36:45 |
He's probably jealous. |
| 00:36:49 |
I doubt it. |
| 00:36:49 |
Salt, pepper, granulated garlic, |
| 00:36:53 |
Of course. Now for the important question. |
| 00:36:56 |
Do you have a position on pickles? |
| 00:36:59 |
It's more of a deeply held belief. |
| 00:37:01 |
Oh, really? A pickle conviction? Go ahead. |
| 00:37:04 |
When it comes to tuna fish, |
| 00:37:12 |
Do you know, I knew I could trust you. |
| 00:37:37 |
"My mother leant herself to the photograph. |
| 00:37:42 |
...she triumphed over this ordeal of placing |
| 00:38:15 |
Now you. |
| 00:38:19 |
So, you are...? |
| 00:38:22 |
Yes. Are you? |
| 00:38:26 |
Yeah. |
| 00:38:33 |
Say something. |
| 00:38:36 |
I want to make love to you. |
| 00:38:40 |
Sorry. Never on the first phone call. |
| 00:38:43 |
Don't. Don't do that. |
| 00:38:47 |
...and we won't do |
| 00:38:51 |
OK, just let me do one thing. |
| 00:38:55 |
(screams) |
| 00:39:01 |
OK, hi. |
| 00:39:03 |
Hi. |
| 00:39:12 |
OK. So where's your hand? |
| 00:39:21 |
It's nowhere. |
| 00:39:24 |
Where's yours? |
| 00:39:34 |
Nowhere. |
| 00:40:07 |
(Abby moans) |
| 00:40:10 |
(Brian moans) |
| 00:40:18 |
Wow. |
| 00:40:21 |
Hello? |
| 00:40:24 |
Abby? |
| 00:40:28 |
Abby? |
| 00:40:30 |
Abby? Hello? |
| 00:40:34 |
Sorry. I dropped the phone. |
| 00:40:39 |
I was afraid you'd met somebody else. |
| 00:40:43 |
Just give me a second to collect myself. |
| 00:40:47 |
I've never done that before. |
| 00:40:49 |
Me neither. |
| 00:40:52 |
It's almost time for breakfast. |
| 00:40:56 |
- Yeah. |
| 00:41:00 |
- I wish you were here too. |
| 00:41:03 |
- (hangs up) |
| 00:41:07 |
Brian. |
| 00:41:09 |
Brian! |
| 00:41:10 |
(screams) Brian, no! |
| 00:41:13 |
("Bad Idea" by Ben Folds Five) |
| 00:41:17 |
Pull over the car, pull over the car |
| 00:41:20 |
I think I see a fiýve-fiýster |
| 00:41:22 |
Pull over the car, pull over the car |
| 00:41:24 |
My dad wants to break up with your sister |
| 00:41:27 |
I don't wanna, I don't wanna, |
| 00:41:42 |
I don't wanna, I don't wanna, |
| 00:41:45 |
Abby... |
| 00:41:51 |
- Abby! |
| 00:41:54 |
- Hi. |
| 00:41:57 |
Look, I brought some... some breakfast. |
| 00:42:03 |
- Can I come up? |
| 00:42:05 |
Why not? |
| 00:42:06 |
Because first it will be awkward, |
| 00:42:11 |
...and then... awful. |
| 00:42:13 |
- What? |
| 00:42:15 |
Let's wait for another night to screw it up. |
| 00:42:18 |
- Can I at least see your face before I go? |
| 00:42:21 |
I have a pore-minimising mask on. |
| 00:42:24 |
Well, then... throw something to me, |
| 00:42:51 |
Wow. It's a Ked. |
| 00:42:54 |
- (woman) Will you shut up? |
| 00:42:57 |
- It's four in the morning. |
| 00:42:59 |
OK. |
| 00:43:03 |
Good night, sweet Abby. |
| 00:43:10 |
Pleasant dreams. |
| 00:43:21 |
79 people drowned |
| 00:43:25 |
...when a passenger ferry |
| 00:43:27 |
(Roy) Sleeping here, Noelle. |
| 00:43:33 |
Sorry, Roy. Sorry. |
| 00:43:37 |
...just off the coast of Scotland. |
| 00:43:39 |
Stymied by dense fog, rescue workers |
| 00:43:44 |
I said shut up, Noelle! |
| 00:43:49 |
Jesus! |
| 00:44:15 |
- Hi. |
| 00:44:17 |
I had the most amazing conversation with |
| 00:44:21 |
- I'm tellin' him today. |
| 00:44:26 |
- What's wrong? |
| 00:44:30 |
What? Tell me. |
| 00:44:33 |
It turns out Roy is a loser. |
| 00:44:35 |
Tell me something I don't know. |
| 00:44:40 |
Oh, I was kidding. I'm sorry. |
| 00:44:44 |
Oh, no. Don't cry. |
| 00:44:49 |
It's OK. |
| 00:44:57 |
You are no longer allowed |
| 00:45:02 |
Don't read that. |
| 00:45:04 |
Oh, no. Please don't cry. |
| 00:45:10 |
You're OK. |
| 00:45:13 |
- How are you gonna tell him? |
| 00:45:16 |
I was thinkin' all last night. I wish there was |
| 00:45:21 |
- Is your show on today? |
| 00:45:24 |
I'll go to his house and I'll turn on the radio. |
| 00:45:27 |
And? |
| 00:45:29 |
Ever noticed how Superman and Clark Kent |
| 00:45:36 |
Hi. |
| 00:45:38 |
Hi. |
| 00:45:41 |
Can I come in? |
| 00:45:43 |
Yeah, of course. Come in. |
| 00:45:52 |
- Oh! |
| 00:45:55 |
- So... you came over. |
| 00:45:59 |
- Last night was... |
| 00:46:06 |
So... |
| 00:46:08 |
Buttons? |
| 00:46:09 |
- What? |
| 00:46:12 |
- What? |
| 00:46:15 |
- Really? |
| 00:46:16 |
So... buttons... |
| 00:46:22 |
- Tuna sandwich or something? |
| 00:46:24 |
- Yes, you do. You ate it last night. |
| 00:46:27 |
In the car, on the way over, I quit. |
| 00:46:32 |
- Dolphins. |
| 00:46:34 |
Well, there's plenty of |
| 00:46:39 |
- Good. |
| 00:46:41 |
- OK. Can I turn some music on? |
| 00:46:44 |
- OK. |
| 00:46:59 |
(radio) Afternoon becomes eccentric. |
| 00:47:06 |
(radio plays "Caramel" by Suzanne Vega) |
| 00:47:13 |
What do you think of that? |
| 00:47:15 |
What do I think? |
| 00:47:18 |
Yes. |
| 00:47:21 |
It's nice. |
| 00:47:23 |
Mm? |
| 00:47:26 |
- It's kind of dark. |
| 00:47:28 |
...I was in a dark mood that day, |
| 00:47:34 |
If you'd let me, |
| 00:47:38 |
Maybe tonight. |
| 00:47:40 |
Maybe. |
| 00:47:43 |
Or whenever. |
| 00:47:46 |
This stuff's left over from a shoot that I did. |
| 00:47:50 |
- I hope you like sweets cos that's all there is. |
| 00:47:55 |
I don't eat that stuff. |
| 00:47:59 |
Of course you can. You take it |
| 00:48:03 |
- No. |
| 00:48:06 |
What I'd forgive of myself |
| 00:48:09 |
If you don't go |
| 00:48:12 |
- Mmm. |
| 00:48:14 |
Mmm. |
| 00:48:17 |
Mmm. |
| 00:48:32 |
Mmm. |
| 00:48:38 |
(muffled) That is so good. More? |
| 00:48:42 |
- Ready? |
| 00:48:46 |
I know the way these things begin |
| 00:48:51 |
But I don't know |
| 00:48:55 |
How I would live with myself |
| 00:48:59 |
What I would give of myself |
| 00:49:03 |
If you don't go |
| 00:49:05 |
- No more? |
| 00:49:07 |
It won't do |
| 00:49:11 |
To dream of caramel |
| 00:49:15 |
To think of cinnamon |
| 00:49:19 |
I've got something for you. I forgot. |
| 00:49:31 |
(radio plays "You Do Something To Me" |
| 00:49:36 |
- It's a book. |
| 00:49:38 |
It's the letters Simone de Beauvoir |
| 00:49:48 |
What? You haven't got it already, have you? |
| 00:49:53 |
No, I don't have it already. It's just that, um... |
| 00:49:57 |
...no one's ever given me a book before |
| 00:50:01 |
Well, I'm glad you like it. |
| 00:50:03 |
I love it! |
| 00:50:06 |
Wow, I mean... |
| 00:50:08 |
It's, um... |
| 00:50:10 |
- A book. |
| 00:50:13 |
It's funny how self-conscious we both are, |
| 00:50:18 |
What do you mean, self-conscious? |
| 00:50:21 |
I mean... |
| 00:50:22 |
...you have to admit you're not the same |
| 00:50:27 |
- That's true. |
| 00:50:31 |
Is it because we did...? |
| 00:50:36 |
It's because I'm stupid. |
| 00:50:39 |
Well, me too. |
| 00:50:41 |
Completely feeble-minded. |
| 00:50:43 |
All you have to do is get near me |
| 00:50:49 |
You're so clever... |
| 00:50:55 |
And you're so... |
| 00:51:00 |
You're really so bea... |
| 00:51:04 |
I mean, my God. |
| 00:51:09 |
Look at you. |
| 00:51:11 |
You're an angel. |
| 00:51:19 |
You do something to me |
| 00:51:25 |
Somewhere deep inside |
| 00:51:27 |
- I can't do this. I can't. |
| 00:51:30 |
...and see what happens. |
| 00:51:37 |
(announcer) Next, Dr Abby Barnes with |
| 00:51:40 |
Oh, no! |
| 00:51:43 |
- I don't know what I'm doing! |
| 00:51:45 |
You've got five minutes. |
| 00:51:50 |
I've gotta tell you something. I'm... |
| 00:51:52 |
- What? |
| 00:52:01 |
- What am I doing? |
| 00:52:04 |
- No calls! |
| 00:52:07 |
- I've messed up really bad. |
| 00:52:10 |
It can't be that bad. |
| 00:52:14 |
No! Let me. |
| 00:52:17 |
Give me that. |
| 00:52:19 |
- Shit. |
| 00:52:20 |
It's OK. I can get another one. Leave it. |
| 00:52:24 |
I think they still sell them in Bolivia. |
| 00:52:27 |
God, you should clean this place up. |
| 00:52:45 |
Thanks for the ride. |
| 00:52:50 |
Here's your button. |
| 00:52:58 |
(Abby) So she's been licking her belly. |
| 00:53:02 |
- No, not really. |
| 00:53:38 |
Sorry. |
| 00:53:56 |
On Tuesday's show |
| 00:53:59 |
Come, come, come. |
| 00:54:23 |
That was scary. |
| 00:54:28 |
Uh, Abby? You're on in 60. |
| 00:54:33 |
Is it OK if I watch? |
| 00:54:34 |
(both) No! |
| 00:54:37 |
- You need to concentrate. |
| 00:54:40 |
You need to concentrate. |
| 00:54:42 |
- I need to concentrate. |
| 00:54:45 |
- I'll see you later, then. |
| 00:54:48 |
So I guess you didn't tell him? |
| 00:54:56 |
Take him. I don't want a fight. I refuse to |
| 00:55:00 |
- How could you do this to me? |
| 00:55:03 |
I was all set to do it. |
| 00:55:06 |
- Why not? |
| 00:55:08 |
- What was he doing? |
| 00:55:10 |
- Then why didn't you let him find out? |
| 00:55:14 |
What is that? The Twinkie defence? |
| 00:55:20 |
- He gave us a book. |
| 00:55:24 |
Simon somebody's letters |
| 00:55:27 |
- Simone de Beauvoir's letters to Sartre? |
| 00:55:31 |
He said I was smart. |
| 00:55:35 |
- I couldn't stand to tell him it wasn't true. |
| 00:55:39 |
I've got two ideas how we can fix this. |
| 00:55:41 |
We find out how he really feels about us, |
| 00:55:45 |
So we go over to his house, |
| 00:55:49 |
- If you were stranded on a desert island... |
| 00:55:52 |
OK. Um... |
| 00:55:53 |
- If you were stranded in the Arizona bubble... |
| 00:55:57 |
Who would you take? |
| 00:56:00 |
...or Playboy's playmate of the year? |
| 00:56:03 |
I object to those categories |
| 00:56:07 |
We go over there, |
| 00:56:10 |
OK. |
| 00:56:14 |
Hello. What...? |
| 00:56:18 |
- Not so fast. Hello. |
| 00:56:22 |
Thanks. |
| 00:56:24 |
("World Keeps Spinning" |
| 00:56:32 |
Don't cheat yourself |
| 00:56:34 |
Happiness is round the corner |
| 00:56:38 |
It will come to you |
| 00:56:40 |
So have faith and feel true love |
| 00:56:42 |
Cos there's heaven up above |
| 00:56:44 |
When we think we've reached the end |
| 00:56:47 |
The world keeps on spinnin' |
| 00:56:49 |
The world keeps a spinnin', yeah |
| 00:56:51 |
The world keeps a spinnin', yeah |
| 00:56:53 |
The world keeps a spinnin' |
| 00:56:55 |
The world keeps a spinnin', yeah |
| 00:56:57 |
Don't cheat yourself |
| 00:57:00 |
Happiness is round the corner |
| 00:57:03 |
It will come to you |
| 00:57:05 |
So have faith and feel true love |
| 00:57:07 |
Cos there's heaven up above |
| 00:57:10 |
When we think we've reached the end |
| 00:57:12 |
The world keeps on spinnin' |
| 00:57:14 |
The world keeps a spinnin' |
| 00:57:17 |
The world keeps a spinnin', yeah |
| 00:57:27 |
Round and round and don't you stop |
| 00:57:29 |
Pick it up where you left off |
| 00:57:31 |
Like a wheel, the world, it keeps on turnin' |
| 00:57:35 |
The world keeps spinnin', yeah |
| 00:57:44 |
The world keeps a spinnin', yeah |
| 00:57:46 |
The world keeps a spinnin', yeah |
| 00:57:48 |
The world keeps a spinnin' |
| 00:57:50 |
The world keeps a spinnin', yeah |
| 00:57:53 |
The world keeps a spinnin' |
| 00:57:55 |
The world keeps a spinnin', yeah |
| 00:57:57 |
The world keeps a spinnin' |
| 00:57:59 |
The world keeps a spinnin', yeah |
| 00:58:03 |
("I Can't lmagine" by Aaron Neville) |
| 00:58:15 |
You know I wonder |
| 00:58:20 |
I'd still be wanderin' |
| 00:58:26 |
At night I'd wake up and look across the bed |
| 00:58:30 |
And you'd never dream the crazy things |
| 00:58:36 |
I can't imagine |
| 00:58:39 |
My journey through this world without you |
| 00:58:45 |
I'm lovin' everything about you |
| 00:58:50 |
I search my heart and soul |
| 00:58:53 |
How could there ever be |
| 00:58:58 |
I can't imagine |
| 00:59:01 |
- That was really good. |
| 00:59:05 |
Your eyes... |
| 00:59:09 |
They're extraordinary. |
| 00:59:11 |
Thank you. Yours too. |
| 00:59:13 |
Um... |
| 00:59:15 |
I'm just gonna have something to drink. |
| 00:59:18 |
- It's good. |
| 00:59:22 |
What about me? My turn? |
| 00:59:26 |
Yes. Yeah, just... swap. |
| 00:59:30 |
I can't imagine |
| 00:59:33 |
Sharin'my life with any other |
| 00:59:39 |
Not makin'love with you |
| 00:59:41 |
I can't imagine |
| 00:59:43 |
I've forgotten the flash cord. |
| 00:59:47 |
How could there ever be |
| 00:59:54 |
Let me tempt you and deliver |
| 01:00:00 |
Let me make you feel the ocean roar |
| 01:00:06 |
Hey, do you want a drink? |
| 01:00:29 |
Question: If you were trapped in Biosphere 2 |
| 01:00:35 |
Time magazine's woman of the year |
| 01:00:39 |
What? |
| 01:00:55 |
Just a second, OK? |
| 01:01:03 |
Abby, where are you going? |
| 01:01:05 |
I am hammered. I gotta go home. |
| 01:01:08 |
- Oh. I'll go home with you. |
| 01:01:14 |
What? What about you? |
| 01:01:16 |
- No, I don't even... |
| 01:01:20 |
Is everything OK? |
| 01:01:21 |
Yeah. |
| 01:01:24 |
- Secret rendezvous? |
| 01:01:30 |
What about you? Are you gonna stay? |
| 01:02:13 |
Hi. My dog, Casey-Kay, |
| 01:02:17 |
... and just not what she used to be. |
| 01:02:21 |
She's no longer young and attractive, |
| 01:02:25 |
No, I was gonna ask about vitamins or... |
| 01:02:29 |
You know who should be put to sleep? |
| 01:02:32 |
I hope your aesthetically unpleasant dog |
| 01:02:40 |
(phone rings) |
| 01:02:42 |
(answer phone) Hi, this is Abby. Please |
| 01:02:48 |
(Noelle) Good evening. |
| 01:02:51 |
Noelle Slusarsky suffered a major setback |
| 01:02:56 |
... when she tried to steal |
| 01:03:00 |
Abby, please pick up if you're there. |
| 01:03:02 |
There's something I need to tell you, |
| 01:03:07 |
OK, I'm going out of town on a job. I'll call. |
| 01:03:15 |
Hi. It's me, Noelle. |
| 01:03:18 |
Please pick up the phone, Abby. |
| 01:03:21 |
Abby? |
| 01:03:26 |
OK, so you're not gonna pick up the phone. |
| 01:03:32 |
I didn't sleep with him. |
| 01:03:36 |
We started wrestling around and kissing, |
| 01:03:43 |
"Abby, Abby, oh, Abby!" |
| 01:03:46 |
And I could hear it in his voice. He meant it. |
| 01:03:50 |
So I stopped. |
| 01:03:54 |
Told him it was all moving too fast for me. |
| 01:03:59 |
And I haven't called him since. |
| 01:04:03 |
Hi. Did you ever look in the mirror so long |
| 01:04:08 |
It just becomes all these shapes. |
| 01:04:11 |
Just shapes. Not good or bad. |
| 01:04:17 |
Remember when he took our pictures? |
| 01:04:19 |
You looked really good. |
| 01:04:22 |
Did I tell you that? |
| 01:04:31 |
I'm reading two books now, |
| 01:04:34 |
The one that Brian got us, and a dictionary, |
| 01:04:39 |
I'm avoiding a guy who calls me Abby... |
| 01:04:40 |
... and I'm afraid I screwed up a friendship |
| 01:04:47 |
When I come home, I'm gonna fix things. |
| 01:04:55 |
I'm sorry. I just miss you. |
| 01:04:58 |
- Hello? Hello? |
| 01:05:07 |
- And deep cleanser. |
| 01:05:11 |
And also your attitude taking this back. |
| 01:05:13 |
Donna. |
| 01:05:15 |
Donna... Donna. |
| 01:05:19 |
- Donna? |
| 01:05:21 |
- I was calling your name. |
| 01:05:27 |
Department stores. I get that too. |
| 01:05:29 |
- Sorry, you were buying something. |
| 01:05:33 |
Well, I just bought a present for Abby. |
| 01:05:38 |
It's a photo album and I had |
| 01:05:42 |
- That's pretty. |
| 01:05:45 |
- I do, yeah. |
| 01:05:48 |
- Mm-hm. |
| 01:05:51 |
- Yeah. |
| 01:05:56 |
Did she tell you |
| 01:05:59 |
- Is that right? |
| 01:06:03 |
You see her all the time. |
| 01:06:06 |
- She hasn't said a word to me. |
| 01:06:10 |
I heard her on the air today. She was brilliant. |
| 01:06:13 |
- Brilliant? |
| 01:06:15 |
- That's a bit much, don't you think? |
| 01:06:18 |
No, trust me, that's not even possible. |
| 01:06:20 |
Before I listened to Abby, I never really |
| 01:06:25 |
I think I'm beginning to |
| 01:06:28 |
- Or maybe not. |
| 01:06:32 |
Well, you look like a cat-Iover from way back. |
| 01:06:38 |
- Do you know much about animals? |
| 01:06:41 |
Of course. You've got all those goats. |
| 01:06:43 |
At college, do you have a thing in England |
| 01:06:47 |
No, we don't. |
| 01:06:48 |
It's traditionally where most girls |
| 01:06:53 |
- Although when I went, I gained 40. |
| 01:06:55 |
- 40Ib, and I'm 5'1". |
| 01:06:59 |
So you can imagine how popular I was |
| 01:07:03 |
What happens is that I meet a woman... |
| 01:07:06 |
- No, sir. |
| 01:07:08 |
...and hopefully she's attracted to me. |
| 01:07:10 |
And it's very exciting, and then I get to |
| 01:07:15 |
Or the opposite happens. |
| 01:07:17 |
There's lots in common, fabulous woman, |
| 01:07:21 |
Say you meet one of these no-sparks women |
| 01:07:26 |
Then you become intellectually stimulated |
| 01:07:30 |
...thereby igniting all your lust and passion. |
| 01:07:33 |
Have you ever thought about that? |
| 01:07:38 |
Are you gonna eat that? |
| 01:07:53 |
- Are you cold? |
| 01:07:55 |
You're shivering. Here, wear my coat. |
| 01:07:59 |
So chivalrous. Thank you. |
| 01:08:02 |
OK. |
| 01:08:04 |
Seriously. I'll just get the buttons. |
| 01:08:14 |
- It's fine. |
| 01:08:19 |
(blows) |
| 01:08:30 |
Put them in the pockets. |
| 01:08:32 |
There's nothing disgusting in there, is there? |
| 01:08:37 |
Who did that? Who put that |
| 01:08:43 |
You're missing it, look. |
| 01:08:50 |
- Are you warm enough? |
| 01:09:01 |
Do you always watch sunsets |
| 01:09:05 |
- Yeah, it's kind of a religious thing. |
| 01:09:07 |
No. |
| 01:09:11 |
Do you know, if you listen very carefully... |
| 01:09:13 |
...you can hear the moment |
| 01:09:18 |
Sh. |
| 01:09:25 |
Not today, obviously. |
| 01:09:30 |
- I'm having a... |
| 01:09:34 |
- Nothing. I've had a really nice time. |
| 01:09:42 |
I gotta go. |
| 01:09:45 |
OK. |
| 01:09:46 |
OK. Thank you. |
| 01:09:49 |
- Thanks for the walk. |
| 01:09:51 |
Bye. |
| 01:09:54 |
- Donna? |
| 01:09:57 |
If you see Abby... tell her... |
| 01:10:04 |
Tell her I miss her face. |
| 01:10:10 |
Yeah. |
| 01:10:22 |
Abby? |
| 01:10:25 |
Ten minutes. |
| 01:10:28 |
So we can clear everything up. |
| 01:10:31 |
Five o'clock? |
| 01:10:34 |
Your place. Great, great, great. |
| 01:10:37 |
All right. See ya. Bye. |
| 01:10:56 |
Jesus, you scared me! |
| 01:11:00 |
- I was watching you. |
| 01:11:03 |
I was practising looking relaxed. |
| 01:11:05 |
- You looked relaxed. |
| 01:11:08 |
- It's my job. |
| 01:11:11 |
Speaking of work... |
| 01:11:15 |
- This was a little bit too much for me. |
| 01:11:19 |
I had to read each page three times. I'm more |
| 01:11:24 |
- I bet you wouldn't guess that about me. |
| 01:11:27 |
I mean, romance would be... fine. |
| 01:11:30 |
I used to only date guys |
| 01:11:33 |
I've missed you. |
| 01:11:34 |
It took ages to see it wasn't working |
| 01:11:37 |
- I speak English. |
| 01:11:41 |
- I hated everything he liked about me. |
| 01:11:44 |
We have to stop. |
| 01:11:46 |
Abby, I love you. |
| 01:11:49 |
You love a girl I could never be. |
| 01:11:52 |
- You don't love me. |
| 01:11:54 |
I don't understand. Tell me what's going on. |
| 01:11:57 |
- You need to know. |
| 01:11:59 |
So make a list |
| 01:12:02 |
- A list. |
| 01:12:05 |
- An audition? |
| 01:12:08 |
- What about "Cats and Dogs"? |
| 01:12:12 |
So make a list. Bring it. |
| 01:12:18 |
79 people drowned |
| 01:12:21 |
...as theirjourney came |
| 01:12:24 |
79 people drowned |
| 01:12:45 |
(knock on door) |
| 01:12:47 |
(Brian) Abby! |
| 01:12:49 |
- (music on radio) |
| 01:12:52 |
Hang on, I can't hear you! |
| 01:12:54 |
- It's me. |
| 01:12:59 |
Hi. |
| 01:13:00 |
- Donna. Where's Abby? |
| 01:13:03 |
No, I just heard her voice. I know she's here. |
| 01:13:06 |
Right. She's not here here. |
| 01:13:10 |
- But I will tell her that you came by, OK? |
| 01:13:17 |
I don't know that that would be |
| 01:13:21 |
But I'll tell her that you're here |
| 01:13:27 |
Brian wants to see you. |
| 01:13:30 |
I don't think he can be dissuaded. |
| 01:13:34 |
You're the boss. |
| 01:13:39 |
What did she say? |
| 01:13:42 |
She's a little bit out of it. |
| 01:13:48 |
Abby, it's me. |
| 01:13:56 |
Listen, could you do me a favour? |
| 01:13:58 |
She's worried that I don't love her, so... |
| 01:14:01 |
Sit down. You be Abby. |
| 01:14:04 |
- I'm Abby. |
| 01:14:07 |
It's a sort of, um, lover's list. |
| 01:14:11 |
Now, if I could just run it by you once, |
| 01:14:14 |
...then we can make |
| 01:14:17 |
Sure. |
| 01:14:19 |
One. I love the way you walk |
| 01:14:26 |
Two. I love your eyes. |
| 01:14:29 |
When they fix on mine, they burn into me, |
| 01:14:35 |
Three. I love the way |
| 01:14:38 |
Four. I love the way |
| 01:14:42 |
Five. |
| 01:14:45 |
Shit, this is ridiculous. |
| 01:14:47 |
No, four and five aren't bad. |
| 01:14:50 |
Maybe she's right. |
| 01:14:55 |
No, I'm not. |
| 01:15:00 |
Abby... |
| 01:15:02 |
I love you... |
| 01:15:04 |
...because I can't stop |
| 01:15:09 |
Because I stay at home every afternoon when |
| 01:15:15 |
Because I want to read you to sleep at night |
| 01:15:24 |
And because you're so beautiful. |
| 01:15:26 |
You forgot to say |
| 01:15:30 |
No, I didn't. |
| 01:15:32 |
Yes, she is, but that's not why I love her. |
| 01:15:36 |
I love her for who she is, |
| 01:15:40 |
- Of course it matters. It always matters. |
| 01:15:44 |
The truth is Helen of Troy. |
| 01:15:47 |
- What? |
| 01:15:50 |
The truth is you would not be |
| 01:15:56 |
What? What are you talking about? |
| 01:15:59 |
You know how someone's appearance |
| 01:16:04 |
How a really attractive person, |
| 01:16:07 |
Whereas someone |
| 01:16:11 |
...that you wouldn't look at more than once... |
| 01:16:15 |
...if you love them, can become |
| 01:16:21 |
All you want to do is be near them. |
| 01:16:24 |
I love Abby. |
| 01:16:27 |
It doesn't matter what she looks like. |
| 01:16:36 |
What's the matter? |
| 01:16:39 |
I'm happy that you said that. |
| 01:16:41 |
Well, I'm glad you like it, |
| 01:17:16 |
It was you... on the phone that night. |
| 01:17:21 |
Yep. |
| 01:17:24 |
That's your window... |
| 01:17:29 |
...your violin. |
| 01:17:33 |
And that's your cat. |
| 01:17:36 |
(cough) |
| 01:17:38 |
Hi. |
| 01:17:42 |
Is this ajoke? |
| 01:17:45 |
(Abby) It was a mistake. |
| 01:17:48 |
- Who are you? |
| 01:17:50 |
- Noelle? |
| 01:17:53 |
- Who's Donna? |
| 01:17:55 |
What is this? Is this some kind of |
| 01:18:00 |
Pick up a guy together |
| 01:18:03 |
- No, it was just a mistake. |
| 01:18:06 |
- Ajoke?! |
| 01:18:07 |
- Not funny ha-ha. |
| 01:18:10 |
- I get it. You're a comedy duo. |
| 01:18:12 |
You're dumb and beautiful |
| 01:18:19 |
I have to go. |
| 01:18:33 |
Brian! |
| 01:18:42 |
(Abby) He doesn't wanna see me, |
| 01:18:47 |
Why send him back to me when |
| 01:18:50 |
I know you wanted him. |
| 01:18:52 |
Because I wanted my friend back. |
| 01:18:58 |
Besides, he's got this small personal habit |
| 01:19:03 |
What's that? |
| 01:19:06 |
He loves you. |
| 01:19:18 |
- Well, how'd your audition go? |
| 01:19:22 |
Didn't make the cut. |
| 01:19:24 |
Still not dignified enough for the news. |
| 01:19:27 |
Well... |
| 01:19:30 |
They're lookin' for someone at the station. |
| 01:19:35 |
- Are you serious? |
| 01:19:45 |
- Thank you. |
| 01:19:52 |
You should give it one more shot, Abby. |
| 01:19:55 |
Just go and talk to him... |
| 01:19:58 |
...you dumb bitch. |
| 01:19:59 |
- I'm a dumb bitch?! |
| 01:20:02 |
Well, you're a dumb bitch too, y'know. |
| 01:20:05 |
Yeah, I know. We're related. |
| 01:20:29 |
Hi, sweetie. I'm glad you're here. |
| 01:20:39 |
Hi. |
| 01:20:41 |
- I came to return yourjacket. |
| 01:20:44 |
You can just leave it on the stool. |
| 01:20:49 |
I'm really sorry that I lied to you. It's just |
| 01:20:59 |
It's mentally exhausting... |
| 01:21:02 |
...feeling really bad about something |
| 01:21:06 |
Right. That explains everything. |
| 01:21:09 |
- No. Brian... |
| 01:21:11 |
I want you to look at me. |
| 01:21:17 |
I'm looking at you. |
| 01:21:21 |
You know the conversations that we've had? |
| 01:21:24 |
The violin and the radio show, |
| 01:21:30 |
That really meant something to me. |
| 01:21:36 |
But all of that stuff |
| 01:21:42 |
It comes in this one. |
| 01:21:46 |
Why didn't you say that in the first place? |
| 01:21:48 |
I didn't feel confident |
| 01:21:53 |
Now we'll never know, will we? |
| 01:22:18 |
- OK. |
| 01:22:33 |
I'm at the mechanic's and I'm gettin' |
| 01:22:38 |
...and there she is, lookin' back at me. |
| 01:22:41 |
But you know what tipped it off? When she |
| 01:22:47 |
That ain't professional. |
| 01:22:50 |
You're right. |
| 01:22:54 |
- But we didn't have much to compare it to. |
| 01:22:58 |
It's not your fault, brother. I mean, who knew? |
| 01:23:18 |
(woman) My German shepherd is driving |
| 01:23:22 |
- He peed on your bed. |
| 01:23:25 |
He pulled back the sheets fiýrst. |
| 01:23:27 |
Very considerate, |
| 01:23:30 |
- Have you checked in your favourite shoes? |
| 01:23:34 |
Hold on, I'll go look over there right now. |
| 01:23:38 |
Oh, my God! |
| 01:23:40 |
- Pinky, you bad, bad, bad dog! |
| 01:23:45 |
Dogs don't like to be left alone. |
| 01:23:48 |
It's not like when you leave, he goes |
| 01:23:52 |
When their humans leave, |
| 01:23:55 |
Yeah, in your shoes. |
| 01:23:58 |
Listen, people are very good |
| 01:24:01 |
Your dog tearin' up your apartment, |
| 01:24:05 |
What? |
| 01:24:10 |
- I wanna be with you. |
| 01:24:14 |
With me? |
| 01:24:17 |
No, I don't wanna be with you. |
| 01:24:20 |
What am I supposed to do about this dog? |
| 01:24:25 |
- I have absolutely no idea. |
| 01:24:28 |
I have absolutely no idea what to do. |
| 01:24:30 |
- Wrap it up! |
| 01:24:35 |
...and I will talk to everyone tomorrow. |
| 01:24:40 |
- Hi. Hi. Do you think he's here? |
| 01:24:44 |
He could be here though, right? |
| 01:24:53 |
OK. |
| 01:24:58 |
(screams) |
| 01:25:01 |
Stop. Please, please, please. |
| 01:25:05 |
Oh, my God! |
| 01:25:15 |
(whistles) |
| 01:25:24 |
- It's cool, it's cool. |
| 01:25:30 |
OK? |
| 01:25:32 |
- Can I take these off now? |
| 01:25:36 |
Over here. I'll help you. |
| 01:25:41 |
- I'm fine. Thank you. |
| 01:25:46 |
Should I get down on all fours and gently |
| 01:25:50 |
- I won't bite you. |
| 01:25:55 |
So is this humiliation on skates staged |
| 01:26:00 |
No, of course not. I just wanted |
| 01:26:05 |
...to discuss a few things. |
| 01:26:09 |
The humiliation was just a bonus. |
| 01:26:16 |
What are we discussing? |
| 01:26:19 |
Well, there's the issue of Hank, |
| 01:26:25 |
Weren't you, Hank? Hank? Come on, boy. |
| 01:26:28 |
Terrible state. |
| 01:26:31 |
Oh! |
| 01:26:34 |
- No, this is beneath you. Never stoop. |
| 01:26:39 |
And he kept me up all night, wanting to |
| 01:26:44 |
...so long to understand |
| 01:26:47 |
And then we wrote some |
| 01:26:52 |
No, mine wasn't that bad. |
| 01:26:57 |
And then we fought over which one of us |
| 01:27:02 |
And... |
| 01:27:15 |
Abby... |
| 01:27:18 |
...I only ever loved one woman... |
| 01:27:21 |
...and I don't want to lose her twice. |
| 01:27:55 |
I gotta tell you something. |
| 01:27:58 |
What? |
| 01:28:00 |
That night on the phone? |
| 01:28:03 |
Yeah? |
| 01:28:05 |
I'm pregnant. |
| 01:28:11 |
Darling... |
| 01:28:34 |
(Brian) Are you sure it was me? |
| 01:28:38 |
(Abby) Actually, I don't know. |
| 01:28:47 |
("For Once In My Life" by Dionne Farris) |
| 01:28:55 |
For once in my life |
| 01:28:58 |
I won't let sorrow hurt me |
| 01:29:00 |
Not like it's hurt me before |
| 01:29:04 |
For once I have something |
| 01:29:07 |
I know won't desert me |
| 01:29:10 |
I'm not alone any more |
| 01:29:14 |
For once I can say this is mine, |
| 01:29:18 |
As long as I know I got love, I can make it |
| 01:29:23 |
For once in my life |
| 01:29:25 |
I have someone who needs me |
| 01:29:28 |
Someone who needs me |
| 01:29:32 |
Someone who needs me |
| 01:29:45 |
For once in my life |
| 01:30:12 |
Yeah, yeah, yeah |
| 01:30:13 |
For once in my life |
| 01:30:15 |
I won't let sorrow hurt me |
| 01:30:18 |
Not like it's hurt me before |
| 01:30:22 |
For once I have something |
| 01:30:25 |
I know won't desert me |
| 01:30:28 |
I'm not alone any more |
| 01:30:30 |
For once I can say this is mine, |
| 01:30:36 |
As long as I know I got love, I can make it |
| 01:30:41 |
For once in my life |
| 01:30:43 |
I have someone who needs me |
| 01:30:46 |
Someone who needs me |
| 01:30:50 |
Someone who needs me |
| 01:30:55 |
Someone who needs me |
| 01:30:59 |
("This Road" by Squeeze) |
| 01:31:09 |
She sat at the dressing-room table |
| 01:31:13 |
He flicked through the channels on cable |
| 01:31:16 |
While talking of love in low whispers |
| 01:31:20 |
Voices humming like dusty transistors |
| 01:31:23 |
Talked about love |
| 01:31:25 |
In concentrated tones, |
| 01:31:29 |
- Deep down in the bones |
| 01:31:32 |
How it's built on pride, |
| 01:31:36 |
- A roller-coaster ride |
| 01:31:39 |
This road is a lifetime long |
| 01:31:45 |
Complete engagement |
| 01:31:49 |
Unlimited passion |
| 01:31:52 |
Searching with peace in my soul |
| 01:31:59 |
She sat with her glass overflowing |
| 01:32:02 |
He knew that his chances were glowing |
| 01:32:06 |
Together they danced in the driveway |
| 01:32:09 |
Lovers singing "I did it my way" |
| 01:32:12 |
Talked about love |
| 01:32:14 |
In concentrated tones, |
| 01:32:18 |
- Deep down in the bones |
| 01:32:21 |
How it's built on pride, |
| 01:32:25 |
- A roller-coaster ride |
| 01:32:29 |
This road is a lifetime long |
| 01:32:34 |
Complete engagement |
| 01:32:38 |
Unlimited passion |
| 01:32:41 |
Searching with peace in my soul |
| 01:32:48 |
Built without boundaries |
| 01:32:52 |
Loving every single breath |
| 01:32:57 |
Visiontext Subtitles: David Van-Cauter |
| 01:33:00 |
ENGLISH SDH |
