Twins
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On his 35th birthday, |
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l decided to tell Julius Benedict... |
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the truth about himself. |
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Julius already knew |
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of a scientific experiment... |
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conducted by the American government. |
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A top-secret experiment designed |
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mentally and spiritually |
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He knew that, |
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he had not one, but six fathers-- |
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All very distinguished men... |
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especially chosen for |
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And of course, |
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he knew about Mary Ann Benedict, |
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the remarkable young woman... |
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who was selected to be his mother. |
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Sadly, he had long lived |
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that his mother died |
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Now, what Julius did not know, |
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not until this very moment, |
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was that about a minute |
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his mother gave birth |
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l have a brother? |
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Ya. |
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He was sent to an orphanage |
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at the same time |
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Julius had spent his entire life |
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helping me with my research. |
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l always thought he was happy, |
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How wrong l was. |
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l must find him. |
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Julius, Julius! |
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l couldn't believe he was going. |
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He wasn't equipped to deal |
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All of his knowledge was from books. |
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Julius could speak 12 languages. |
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He excelled in history, science, |
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mathematics, literature. |
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He was pure in body and in spirit. |
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Ahhh! |
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But for the first time, |
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Julius would not listen to me. |
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He's probably just like me. |
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The nearest island with |
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But Julius did not care. |
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He had become obsessed |
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that his brother, Vincent, |
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and desperately needed his help. |
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Honey, l'm home! |
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- Oh, no! |
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- Get going! |
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Oh, hello, hello! |
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Oh, my goodness! |
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Good-bye. |
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- We're gonna be late for work. |
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- Yeah, horoscope. |
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Use it wisely, |
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- Ooh, good one. |
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Ladies! |
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- Vince! |
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l did, l did! |
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- You don't mind if l talk |
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Don't give him any money. |
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Uh, no, no, l promised Marnie |
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Don't look at me like-- |
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Don't do that thing |
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l'm not even supposed |
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You are here, |
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Maybe millions |
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but they all |
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l only have eyes |
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l only have |
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Mmm. |
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- lt's the baby Klane! |
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- Hi. |
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- Can l help you? |
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Where's the little shit? |
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You'll have to be |
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concerning the clientele. |
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Benedict. |
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Oh, he wouldn't come in here. |
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- lsn't that right, Marnie? |
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That weasel? That creep? |
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l wouldn't serve him if he crawled in |
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Take out the papers |
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Or you don't get |
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lf you don't scrub |
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You ain't gonna |
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Yakety-yak |
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l knew you were trouble |
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Excuse me. l just have never |
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Yakety-yak |
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Take out the papers |
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Take out the papers |
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Take... out... |
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Take out the papers |
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Take... out... |
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And the trash |
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La-la-la |
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La-la-la |
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Mada-dada |
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Thank you. |
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Raf-a-hoo |
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Sew-do-a |
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Wa-fa |
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So-do |
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Well-a |
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Juggle-baba |
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Rugg-a-do-a |
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Tucko-day |
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah |
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Hey, Vince! |
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Listen, Al, |
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you gotta help me out. |
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l'm into the Klane |
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- You borrowed money from a loan shark? |
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Got anything for me? |
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We're doing this |
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l'll give you something. |
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l got a nice BMW |
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Vince, l'll take all |
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All right, Tony. |
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- For you. |
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Yeah. |
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Whoa, Tony! |
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There's only $4000 here. |
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We're in a recession. |
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You wanna try someone else, |
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No, l just could've |
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- You okay, Vince? You seem worried. |
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Your bowels troubling you? |
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What an amazing country. |
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Hey. |
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Gotta light, pal? |
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Oh, excuse me. |
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Yeah. Ha-ha. |
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Yeah, good stuff, huh? |
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- Pickin' up something |
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Do women really |
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lf you're lucky, they do. |
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l can't believe it. |
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- You're from out of town? |
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As a matter of fact, l come from |
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Whoa! |
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What the hell did |
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l did nothing. |
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Let me check him out. |
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Uh-oh. |
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- l carry him to a hospital. |
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l think you should |
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Find your horse |
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l'm so sorry about this. |
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- l feel terrible. |
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- Sorry. |
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The next time you should |
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Yeah, have a nice day. |
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You don't have to buy them. |
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These are quality socks. |
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What a day it's been. |
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Oh, oh! Jesus Christ! |
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$53! Are you |
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Your vehicle is in a handicapped zone, |
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So, do l look |
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You don't have a handicapped |
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Oh, come on. |
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Handicapped, my ass! |
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l'll need your |
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Look, l'm sorry |
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Driver's license, |
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- Look, l had a very bad day. |
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You've got over 200 outstanding |
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You just had your birthday. |
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Happy birthday. |
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Thanks. |
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Come along, now. |
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So this is where |
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l'm so happy he had so many |
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And that's where |
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Yes, it was. |
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How did you know? |
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lt's the one l'd have chosen, |
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ln case of a fire, |
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l could have given the alarm |
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We've had only one fire |
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Vince Benedict started it, |
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Tell me a little bit |
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Was he a great athlete? |
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l'm certain God had a purpose |
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but it had nothing |
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Oh, l'm sorry. |
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Odd, the contents |
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That is Vince? |
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He looks so happy. |
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He should. |
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- his biology teacher. |
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So did Vincent. |
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He disgraced Sister Maria, |
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who had to leave the order. |
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Then he stole all the money from |
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l must find my brother. |
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Do you know |
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Jail, a man of his character |
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You're full of goodness, Julius. |
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Benedict, visitor. |
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- l'm looking for Vincent Benedict. |
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l have rowed halfway |
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Wrong, l just rowed a day-- |
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l've been looking forward to |
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l've been on my island, |
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This is incredible that-- |
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You've gotta talk |
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Vincent. |
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l know you don't |
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- But believe me, l came-- |
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l've got another six hours |
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Tell the Klane brothers that harassing |
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is beneath even them, |
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l don't know any Klane brothers. |
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Huh? Come again? |
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My name is Julius, |
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Oh, obviously. |
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The moment l sat down, l thought |
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We are not |
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- Oh, no? |
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l wouldn't be |
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l don't lie. |
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You must let me help |
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You want to |
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Yes, right now. |
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Well, money talks, |
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How can bullshit walk? |
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Yeah. |
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l'm in fast company here. |
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Take a look over there. |
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Pay him money, all right? |
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l'll be anything you want, |
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your cousin, |
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- All right? |
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- You pay now. |
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Okay. Go pay. |
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All right, pay him. |
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What is this, |
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Ahhh, oof! |
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Twinny, l hope you didn't |
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because l'm gonna need |
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- l have more money. |
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l'm glad to help you. |
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- l love you. |
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Look, ease up |
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because l'm gonna be tossing |
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Tossing your cookies? |
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Oh, that's more slang! |
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Where the hell is it? |
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- This is your car, isn't it? |
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You pay a huge fine, |
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- How'd you know this was my car? |
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l'm so excited. Now we can |
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talk philosophy together, |
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- Play chess together. |
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Vincent! |
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He's so full of energy. |
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Blue Sedan DeVille. |
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This is beautiful. |
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Where you guys going, |
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- Catch some of them big waves? |
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We have plenty |
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l'll call you |
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Whoa, where you going |
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Takin' back this |
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- You're six months behind. |
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Six months behind. |
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There's no trust |
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l tried to stop them, |
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That's all right, it was |
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Vincent Benedict lncorporated. |
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- Sports agent... |
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- Mr. Benedict? |
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- lt's Al. |
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Look, Miss Busby, uh-- |
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Al, hang on a second. |
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The corporation's in |
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Take a couple of days off. |
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Whatever you think is best. |
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- All right. |
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Yeah, go ahead. |
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Before l forget, |
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Oh, how sweet. |
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That's very, |
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- Aqua Velva? |
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You shouldn't have. |
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l'll give you |
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All right, all right. |
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Al, save me! |
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Brand-new Caddy on level 4. |
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l'll be there! |
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Whoa! |
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Time's up, Vincent. |
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Did you hit me? |
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l felt that. |
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You gotta understand |
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l like my work. |
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These are the most unfriendly acts |
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l don't know |
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but l'm sure it |
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- without resorting to violence. |
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Okay? |
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Okay. |
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- You moved too soon. |
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Ahhh! |
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A little chest pain? |
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The first rule |
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You negotiate first |
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You negotiate first, |
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- You never negotiated. |
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You don't know what |
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- Who are you? |
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- We're twins. |
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- You're firewood! |
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You have no respect |
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- But he's got an axe! |
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And l have no respect for those |
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You're a very stupid person. |
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You tell your brother, |
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he messes with me, he messes |
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l love it when you |
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Boom! |
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That was great! |
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Actually, |
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But you're so good at it! |
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l've got an idea. We should |
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You could be a boxer. |
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- l don't think l could fight for money. |
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You do all the fighting, |
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l'm really worried |
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How much money |
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Don't lie to me. |
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- l can feel your pain. |
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We're not twins. |
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We're nothin'! |
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Twenty thousand. |
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Due this morning. |
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Come on. |
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Don't worry about |
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As long as l'm with you, |
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Well, you're |
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Now, hang on |
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You know what? |
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l promised this |
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that l'd pick his car up |
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Put it in the slot. |
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Would you do me |
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Would you drive this car back |
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Oh, l would love to. |
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Good, that would |
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Do you have a manual, please? |
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- A manual? |
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- lt's in the glove compartment. |
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There it is. |
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- What are you doin' with the finger? |
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Whoa! |
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lt's not up here. |
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Maybe it's under |
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Look... l mean, usually he |
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- Geez! |
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That dopey Sam, |
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No. Oh, well. |
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A lot of handicapped children |
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Handicapped children? |
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This car was supposed to be auctioned |
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Oh, well. Let's go get |
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Maybe we should try |
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Do you really think |
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lt's for children. |
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You got a point. |
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l saw a guy from |
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What do you know, |
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These cars have |
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l'll get it in a minute. |
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Just a second, Jules. |
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Whoa! |
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Whoa, whoa, whoa! |
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lf you lift the rear end at an angle |
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the mercury switch activates |
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so that the alarm's |
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that the car is being |
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Can l have the keys |
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You know, |
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. |
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Lovely day. |
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Come on, Julius. |
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Step on it! |
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Yeeeoow! |
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Oh, my God! |
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- l am amazed at how well it's going. |
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Don't use both feet |
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- Just use the gas. |
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- One pedal at a time. |
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Pick up the phone, |
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The little thing down on |
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This is Vincent's car. |
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- Julius! |
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Look in your rear-view mirror. |
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That's me. |
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Hello, yeah. Hello! |
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What are you |
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There's going to be a lot of |
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- Supermarket. |
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Apply it to the brake. |
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The brake pedal. |
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- Very gently. |
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Bye, Vincent. |
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All right. |
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Okay, it's a supermarket. |
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Ohhh! |
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Ohhh! |
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That's what l call fun. |
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Did you see me |
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l can teach |
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Julius, let me tell you |
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Nobody likes |
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So, what do you think? |
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Angel's food |
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Devil's. |
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- You know what |
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He's a force of nature. |
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- You're outta control. |
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That poetry he pretends to write, |
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l know. Geez, |
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- l don't think you know that. |
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lt's this style thing. |
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And he means it, even if |
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- Vince has a truly romantic soul. |
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Well, don't, 'cause if you |
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you'd make him a cake |
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and you'd get laid. |
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- Ah! |
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Excuse me. |
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She's not bad. |
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l had no idea |
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had things like |
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You didn't? Where've you been? |
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l come from a tropical island |
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lt's around 300 nautical miles, |
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l just got here yesterday |
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Your brother? |
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That's right. |
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My twin brother, Vincent. |
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- Twins? |
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- Linda. |
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Oh, you look gorgeous |
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- You do. |
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Hi. Who's this guy? |
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This is Vincent's brother. |
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- l didn't know you had a brother. |
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You know each other? |
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Allow me to introduce |
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- This is Linda. |
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- Hello. |
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Sisters? |
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Twins? |
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Are you sure |
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He's okay. |
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He's from outta town, |
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Okay, well, great seeing ya. |
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Catch ya later. |
00:31:58 |
Great seeing ya. |
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Oops! |
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l've only been |
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- Linda's your girlfriend, isn't she? |
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- ls Marnie your girlfriend, too? |
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Marnie hates my guts. |
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- Me? |
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- She hardly knows me. |
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You see, |
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who are mysterious |
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Keeps them on their toes. |
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-lt excites them. You know what l mean? |
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- You do like women? |
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They're strange |
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They have compassion. |
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l have the highest |
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You're a virgin! |
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That's private. |
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A 230-pound virgin. |
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lt's all right. |
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lt's just one |
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Oh, Julius. |
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Such a baby cat. |
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Not anymore. Come on. |
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That's a good little pussy cat. |
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Okay, here you go. |
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You named |
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The secret to take-out eggplant |
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- There we go. |
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Oh, yeah. |
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There you go. |
00:33:44 |
l know you're probably used to |
00:33:49 |
and spearing fish on the lagoon, |
00:33:52 |
we just nuke it. |
00:33:55 |
That's it. Here we go. |
00:33:58 |
Feast your eyes. |
00:34:03 |
- Yummy. |
00:34:20 |
- Ahhh! |
00:34:21 |
Through the lips, over the gums, |
00:34:24 |
Look out stomach, here it comes. |
00:34:27 |
- Julius! |
00:34:30 |
- Mm-mmm! |
00:34:56 |
Now let me get |
00:34:58 |
One of our fathers was |
00:35:01 |
- Yes! |
00:35:03 |
- a physicist at M.l.T.? |
00:35:07 |
Naturally! All of our dads |
00:35:10 |
And Mom... |
00:35:12 |
was like... superwoman. |
00:35:16 |
But she didn't survive |
00:35:20 |
And l was sent |
00:35:23 |
while you were raised |
00:35:25 |
by a scientist who |
00:35:28 |
but who doesn't pay you, |
00:35:31 |
Did l leave anything out? |
00:35:33 |
l think it's important we try |
00:35:37 |
Oh, you mean the geniuses |
00:35:40 |
to the sperm milk shake. |
00:35:42 |
Why are you being so immature |
00:35:44 |
Do you know how many times |
00:35:47 |
lt's every |
00:35:50 |
My real mom and dad |
00:35:52 |
and beautiful. |
00:35:54 |
But there was a mix-up |
00:35:57 |
and l got switched |
00:36:00 |
But one day, there's gonna |
00:36:03 |
and there they'll be... |
00:36:05 |
with open arms, |
00:36:09 |
''My treasure. |
00:36:12 |
How can we make |
00:36:14 |
Let me tell you something |
00:36:17 |
lt's a crock. |
00:36:21 |
l liberated this from |
00:36:26 |
Here it is. |
00:36:29 |
''Dear Sister Anderson, your request |
00:36:33 |
- ''for Vincent Benedict has been denied. |
00:36:36 |
''According to our files, |
00:36:40 |
- ''during birth. |
00:36:42 |
''We have a current |
00:36:44 |
''172 Canyon Glen Drive, |
00:36:46 |
''Vincent's case seems to be |
00:36:49 |
and as such, |
00:36:52 |
That's right, Julius. |
00:36:59 |
This letter was written |
00:37:01 |
We were five years old. |
00:37:04 |
Our mother didn't die |
00:37:06 |
You knew all this time |
00:37:08 |
and you never |
00:37:10 |
l don't know about your mother, |
00:37:15 |
but my mother was a slut |
00:37:18 |
l hope she's |
00:37:20 |
She dumped me once. |
00:37:22 |
There is no way l'm gonna give |
00:37:24 |
lf they have lied to us about Mama |
00:37:27 |
maybe they lied to her, too. |
00:37:30 |
- We have to check this address. |
00:37:33 |
l got a cash-flow problem. |
00:37:35 |
- Hello. |
00:37:39 |
You better have our money |
00:37:41 |
Or else what, you blimp? |
00:37:54 |
Oh, we're rollin'. |
00:37:57 |
Tests on the new low-temperature |
00:37:59 |
- Mr. Garfield, there's a man-- |
00:38:08 |
- Who are you? |
00:38:13 |
- lt's okay! |
00:38:16 |
We were never |
00:38:18 |
- You're supposed to be-- |
00:38:22 |
l got my driving gloves. |
00:38:25 |
l got my driving hat. |
00:38:27 |
But l got no car. |
00:38:29 |
The car was there. |
00:38:32 |
Your instructions |
00:38:34 |
He wants more money. |
00:38:37 |
- He wants more money. |
00:38:41 |
Sit down. |
00:38:44 |
l got a reputation |
00:38:47 |
People put their trust in me. |
00:38:49 |
They know l always |
00:38:51 |
and l always come |
00:38:54 |
This is making me look |
00:38:56 |
- This is bullshit. The car was there. |
00:39:00 |
The parking attendant |
00:39:02 |
- The parking attendant? |
00:39:05 |
We put on those loud shirts |
00:39:07 |
You know, |
00:39:11 |
in over 20 years of service, |
00:39:14 |
has ever seen my face. |
00:39:16 |
l don't think that's |
00:39:19 |
No, please, please! |
00:39:40 |
- Hi. |
00:39:43 |
- Oh, excuse me, could you |
00:39:48 |
this man wants |
00:39:50 |
Thank you. |
00:39:56 |
Hello? |
00:39:58 |
Yes, can l help you? |
00:40:00 |
l'm terribly sorry |
00:40:02 |
l know this may |
00:40:04 |
but l'm looking for someone |
00:40:07 |
Mary Ann Benedict. |
00:40:15 |
She was my mother. |
00:40:21 |
You're Mary Ann's son? |
00:40:23 |
That looks just |
00:40:28 |
Honey, why don't |
00:40:30 |
and help Grandma |
00:40:45 |
Dad? |
00:40:47 |
Uh... no! |
00:40:50 |
- But maybe technically speaking. |
00:40:54 |
Dad! |
00:40:56 |
- Wait a minute! |
00:40:58 |
This is a big surprise. |
00:41:00 |
Dad, this is incredible. |
00:41:03 |
We could use a drink. |
00:41:05 |
One of my fathers! You don't know |
00:41:24 |
Uh, Mr. Webster, l hope you are |
00:41:28 |
we chose for |
00:41:31 |
When you get near Houston, |
00:41:35 |
and ask for uh, uh, |
00:41:39 |
He will arrange to trade you a briefcase |
00:41:43 |
Thank you. |
00:41:45 |
Mary Ann Benedict. |
00:41:48 |
l haven't said that name |
00:41:52 |
Your mother was... |
00:41:55 |
an amazing woman. |
00:41:57 |
Oh, the times l've wondered what would |
00:42:02 |
Why didn't you? |
00:42:04 |
Oh, l asked her to. |
00:42:08 |
She said she was afraid... |
00:42:11 |
to have any more children. |
00:42:14 |
See, they told her |
00:42:17 |
Who told her we died? |
00:42:24 |
Mitchell Traven, |
00:42:26 |
He supervised the experiment |
00:42:29 |
He still runs a genetics lab |
00:42:33 |
l'll have to pay |
00:42:36 |
Watch out for him. |
00:42:38 |
He's kind of a dickhead, |
00:42:42 |
Dickhead? |
00:42:45 |
No, l don't. |
00:42:48 |
But... l'm learning. |
00:42:56 |
l'm concerned about the time frame. |
00:42:58 |
That's my private line, honey. |
00:43:01 |
You boys, excuse me. |
00:43:10 |
Beetroot McKinley talkin'. |
00:43:14 |
Uh, Webster. |
00:43:16 |
l'm callin' from California. |
00:43:20 |
Some merchandise |
00:43:23 |
Well, bring it to me, son. |
00:43:26 |
Let me enrich you. |
00:43:28 |
Well, uh, Mr. Beetroot, |
00:43:30 |
it's the amount |
00:43:33 |
that l wanted |
00:43:35 |
Don't try and renegotiate |
00:43:38 |
Now look, Beetroot, |
00:43:41 |
if we can't renegotiate, |
00:43:44 |
Look, there's no way, |
00:43:46 |
that l am going to deliver |
00:43:50 |
unless l know for sure |
00:43:55 |
twenty for my cut. |
00:43:57 |
Twenty! You little |
00:44:00 |
You're out of your |
00:44:02 |
- l guess that seems |
00:44:08 |
l'm a reasonable man. |
00:44:12 |
- The deal is five! |
00:44:16 |
l could do better |
00:44:20 |
lf you can do better |
00:44:24 |
well, then, son, |
00:44:41 |
Beetroot, |
00:44:44 |
After all, fair is fair. |
00:44:47 |
l'll just have to find it in |
00:44:50 |
Well, good. |
00:45:03 |
Five million! |
00:45:05 |
Five million dollars! |
00:45:07 |
Five mil-l-lion dollars! |
00:45:10 |
Five million dollars! |
00:45:12 |
Five, five million dollars! |
00:45:15 |
Five million dollars! |
00:45:18 |
Five m-m-million! |
00:45:24 |
Cash, lots of cash. |
00:45:26 |
Whoa! |
00:45:28 |
Listen, the most amazing thing |
00:45:32 |
- You scared the living shit outta me. |
00:45:36 |
He told me about |
00:45:38 |
- who probably knows where Mom is. |
00:45:41 |
- Listen, she didn't abandon you. |
00:45:44 |
You know what l mean? |
00:45:46 |
- She didn't even know you were born. |
00:45:48 |
- They told her that l died. |
00:45:52 |
Look, Julius, |
00:45:54 |
- You know Sammy, who gave me this car? |
00:45:58 |
You remember Sammy? He wants me |
00:46:01 |
- So l'm gonna be gone a couple of days. |
00:46:04 |
Hous-- |
00:46:05 |
- Hou-- No! |
00:46:08 |
New Mexico's on |
00:46:11 |
A lot of places are |
00:46:15 |
Use the house, |
00:46:18 |
Throw wild parties. |
00:46:21 |
We have to see this man, Traven, |
00:46:24 |
- No, we don't have to see |
00:46:27 |
And l'm coming with you. |
00:46:35 |
We'll go see the man. |
00:46:37 |
- l take a shower. l get my bags. |
00:46:40 |
Be right out. Oh, boy! |
00:46:43 |
l'll be here, bro. |
00:46:53 |
This place is a zoo! |
00:46:56 |
Wait, wait. |
00:47:00 |
- Happy birthday, Vince. |
00:47:03 |
- Happy birthday, Vince. |
00:47:07 |
- lt's not my birthday. |
00:47:11 |
Look what Marnie |
00:47:14 |
- You baked? |
00:47:16 |
- He's taking a shower. |
00:47:21 |
So-o-o! |
00:47:22 |
- Where'd you get this car? |
00:47:26 |
- Where you going? |
00:47:30 |
You're going somewhere and you |
00:47:34 |
Take out your papers and your trash |
00:47:37 |
Or you don't get |
00:47:40 |
lf you don't scrub |
00:47:42 |
You ain't gonna |
00:47:44 |
Yakety-yak yakety-yak |
00:47:47 |
Marnie! |
00:47:50 |
Excuse me, but l was |
00:47:54 |
Good singing. |
00:47:56 |
l baked you some cookies. |
00:47:58 |
- Cookies? |
00:48:01 |
No, not at all. l'm really |
00:48:09 |
- l should put on some clothes. |
00:48:12 |
Linda and l just came by |
00:48:15 |
- for his birthday. |
00:48:18 |
Oh, that's right. |
00:48:20 |
You're twins. |
00:48:27 |
Huh? |
00:48:29 |
Whoa. |
00:48:31 |
What is it? |
00:48:35 |
l don't know what it is, |
00:48:38 |
- A fortune? That's great! |
00:48:40 |
Excuse me! |
00:48:43 |
Excuse me. |
00:48:45 |
Never sleep with that man, |
00:48:47 |
never believe a word he |
00:48:52 |
- Good morning, Agnes. |
00:48:56 |
l cleaned her pipes once. |
00:48:59 |
Vincent, |
00:49:02 |
Linda, no, |
00:49:04 |
- Yes, l am. |
00:49:06 |
You could get killed and die and |
00:49:10 |
- No! |
00:49:12 |
-l'm gonna tell everybody that there's-- |
00:49:19 |
All right. Oh, God. |
00:49:22 |
All right, you're coming. |
00:49:24 |
But you do not tell Julius |
00:49:28 |
He thinks we're going |
00:49:31 |
like in ''Roots'' or something. |
00:49:33 |
- Does this one look okay? |
00:49:35 |
lt's good you didn't have |
00:49:39 |
- Marnie, guess what? |
00:49:42 |
Vince just asked us to go to New Mexico |
00:49:45 |
This is a great idea. |
00:49:47 |
- Vincent, is this true? |
00:49:51 |
l thought it was a great idea |
00:49:54 |
and spent a few days |
00:49:56 |
Nice shirt. |
00:49:58 |
- Feels great. lt's all cotton. |
00:50:05 |
lt's okay. Come out. |
00:50:07 |
All right. Here, Linda. |
00:50:10 |
Oh, can l ride |
00:50:13 |
- Sure. |
00:50:30 |
Now, let me see. |
00:50:32 |
l'm supposed to be |
00:50:35 |
Sorry, it's my first day |
00:50:37 |
Have a nice day. |
00:50:43 |
Now, where do l find |
00:50:47 |
Mr. Vince Benedict? |
00:51:18 |
Well, what have we here? |
00:51:21 |
What a cute little kitty. |
00:51:23 |
Where's Daddy? |
00:51:34 |
Well, well, well. |
00:51:39 |
Open up, Vince. |
00:51:41 |
Come on, we just |
00:51:43 |
Howdy! |
00:51:48 |
Who are you? |
00:51:51 |
lt's not really |
00:51:53 |
l was just feeding the cat, |
00:51:55 |
l asked you a question. |
00:51:57 |
- Well, who are you? |
00:52:00 |
That's Burt, this is |
00:52:03 |
- lnteresting gene pool. |
00:52:07 |
l beg your pardon. But you're |
00:52:10 |
- Right. |
00:52:13 |
So what difference |
00:52:15 |
- Hit him, Bobby. |
00:52:18 |
Hey! All right. |
00:52:20 |
Your brothers seem to have |
00:52:22 |
- Could be contagious. Bye, bye. |
00:52:26 |
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! |
00:52:33 |
- You want a doctor? |
00:52:36 |
l'll call a doctor. |
00:53:25 |
Sorry l tore your shirt. |
00:53:28 |
lt's all right. |
00:53:30 |
- Julius! |
00:53:32 |
- Are you allergic to something? |
00:53:35 |
Then why are these bumps |
00:53:38 |
You're all swelled up. |
00:53:42 |
Put this shirt on. There are |
00:53:45 |
And your back, |
00:53:48 |
- lt's like North Dakota. |
00:53:54 |
This is for the T-shirt |
00:53:58 |
- Born to be bad. |
00:54:02 |
Ooh, you're so scary. |
00:54:05 |
Linda. |
00:54:07 |
Linda! |
00:54:09 |
Well, what do you think? |
00:54:11 |
- Let's rock and roll. |
00:54:34 |
- Honey, honey. |
00:54:36 |
See if you can get us |
00:54:40 |
- Right. |
00:54:43 |
- Okay. |
00:54:46 |
l don't need a king-size bed. |
00:54:50 |
Uh, l don't know, Jules. |
00:54:54 |
Come on. |
00:54:58 |
Now, look, |
00:55:01 |
lf this Professor Traven |
00:55:05 |
you know, |
00:55:08 |
or all our dads |
00:55:10 |
you won't be upset. |
00:55:13 |
All l want him to do |
00:55:15 |
l don't know who you are |
00:55:18 |
Get the hell out of here |
00:55:22 |
Well, that's that. |
00:55:27 |
- He's lying! |
00:55:30 |
For the first time in my life, |
00:55:34 |
Julius, don't do this to me. |
00:55:36 |
The last thing l need is |
00:55:38 |
- l'm gonna make him tell us the truth. |
00:55:44 |
That's our mother. |
00:55:46 |
That's Werner. |
00:55:49 |
- So start talking. |
00:55:56 |
Um, yes. lt's okay. |
00:55:59 |
l'll take care of it. |
00:56:04 |
Well, Vincent, |
00:56:09 |
you turned out just like |
00:56:11 |
What did you do, |
00:56:18 |
How'd you know my name? |
00:56:22 |
l named you. |
00:56:38 |
We sealed this door |
00:56:56 |
Well, come on in. |
00:57:13 |
You came out first, |
00:57:17 |
We weren't expecting... |
00:57:19 |
him. |
00:57:22 |
This, uh... |
00:57:25 |
must be where you |
00:57:27 |
We weren't |
00:57:30 |
We were making the most fully-developed |
00:57:34 |
But instead of just |
00:57:38 |
-Mom had the two of us. Way to go, Mom! |
00:57:42 |
The embryo did split |
00:57:45 |
it didn't split equally. |
00:57:48 |
All the purity and |
00:57:52 |
All the crap |
00:57:54 |
went into what you see |
00:57:56 |
Whoa. You telling me |
00:57:58 |
- This is not true. |
00:58:01 |
You're telling me that l am |
00:58:05 |
- He's wrong. |
00:58:10 |
Are you saying that |
00:58:15 |
You haven't got the brain power |
00:58:18 |
and l haven't got the time. |
00:58:24 |
Hey, dickhead. |
00:58:26 |
Tell us where |
00:58:29 |
Um... Whispering Pines. |
00:58:32 |
lt's an artists' colony |
00:58:39 |
lf you're lying to me, |
00:58:54 |
Come on. |
00:59:10 |
My life just got |
00:59:14 |
No, Vincent. Your life |
00:59:18 |
l'm genetic garbage. |
00:59:21 |
We're twins. |
00:59:25 |
Julius, l know this is |
00:59:28 |
but we don't look the same, |
00:59:31 |
- we don't talk the same, |
00:59:34 |
So if we're so much the same, |
00:59:37 |
We had six fathers. |
00:59:40 |
We're different parts of |
00:59:43 |
Yeah? |
00:59:45 |
Don't forget. l was taken |
00:59:49 |
l was loved. l was |
00:59:52 |
You had nobody, Vincent. |
00:59:55 |
Nobody to love you, |
00:59:59 |
All life taught you was |
01:00:02 |
could count on was yourself. |
01:00:10 |
You see, Vincent, |
01:00:14 |
you're the missing part |
01:00:17 |
And l'm the missing part |
01:00:20 |
When we find Mama, |
01:00:22 |
we can fill the |
01:00:27 |
We won't be alone anymore. |
01:00:30 |
We can be a family. |
01:00:39 |
A family? |
01:00:42 |
Yes. |
01:00:46 |
You mean, like, |
01:00:48 |
and Thanksgiving dinner? |
01:00:50 |
And a real home, |
01:00:52 |
where you'll |
01:00:57 |
Always? |
01:00:59 |
Even when you've been bad. |
01:01:09 |
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. |
01:01:11 |
Yeah, yeah, ooh. |
01:01:13 |
Yes, um-mm. Oh, look. |
01:01:17 |
- ls this really necessary? |
01:01:20 |
l'm not going to introduce |
01:01:23 |
You need clothes. |
01:01:25 |
- But l feel fine the way l am. |
01:01:28 |
- Hello, can l help you? |
01:01:31 |
Here's the problem. |
01:01:44 |
-Do l look okay? |
01:01:48 |
You know what |
01:01:50 |
We gotta work on the way |
01:01:52 |
You look a little stiff. |
01:01:56 |
- l read the book. |
01:01:59 |
When you walk, you gotta walk |
01:02:03 |
and l don't mean |
01:02:05 |
Like, you know, Aretha Franklin |
01:02:08 |
and Wilson Pickett, |
01:02:10 |
- Like this? |
01:02:13 |
- Yeah, loose! |
01:02:15 |
l got something for you. |
01:02:18 |
- Sunglasses? |
01:02:24 |
Now, that's it. |
01:02:27 |
That's it. Yeah! |
01:02:30 |
- Whoops! |
01:02:32 |
- Do l look cool now? |
01:02:36 |
Yeah, just breeze |
01:02:39 |
Tonight |
01:02:42 |
Tonight's the night |
01:02:44 |
lt's gonna be |
01:02:47 |
And everything's gonna |
01:02:49 |
And you take her |
01:02:52 |
And you plant a good |
01:02:54 |
Tonight's the night |
01:02:56 |
Tonight, tonight, tonight |
01:02:58 |
Tonight is your night, bro |
01:03:00 |
Tonight is your night, bro |
01:03:02 |
Tonight is your night, bro |
01:03:05 |
Yeah, it's your night, bro! |
01:03:07 |
Oh yeah, bro |
01:03:09 |
You're gonna cut it |
01:03:11 |
You're making me nervous! |
01:03:13 |
- Well, you're nervous. |
01:03:16 |
- What? |
01:03:18 |
- That's okay. |
01:03:20 |
Well, you talk to her. |
01:03:23 |
You dance with her, bro |
01:03:25 |
You gonna dance with |
01:03:29 |
You dance? |
01:03:34 |
- Oh, you probably never |
01:03:39 |
Oh, well, look. |
01:03:41 |
All right. |
01:03:43 |
The first thing is, |
01:03:45 |
forget about disco. |
01:03:48 |
- Right? No disco. |
01:03:50 |
When l really wanna |
01:03:54 |
l waltz with her. |
01:03:56 |
Rah-tah-tah |
01:04:00 |
- You mean, like Strauss? |
01:04:02 |
lt turns 'em into |
01:04:05 |
Rump-bump-bum |
01:04:07 |
Rump-bump-bum, Rump-bump-bum |
01:04:11 |
Come on, let's assume |
01:04:14 |
l'll give you |
01:04:16 |
- l really appreciate that. |
01:04:18 |
l hope nobody's |
01:04:20 |
Come on, like this. |
01:04:22 |
Put your feet by my feet. |
01:04:27 |
By my feet... |
01:04:29 |
not on my feet. |
01:04:31 |
- Sorry, Vincent. |
01:04:34 |
Grab my hand. |
01:04:36 |
Yeow! Ah! Ease up! |
01:04:39 |
- Tiny bit. Let the blood |
01:04:43 |
- See, come on. That's it, relax. |
01:04:45 |
Okay, one, two, three. |
01:04:49 |
- One, two, three. |
01:04:51 |
- One, two, three. |
01:04:53 |
-One, two, three. |
01:04:55 |
You're grinding them. |
01:04:58 |
Don't grind your teeth. |
01:05:01 |
Relax your jaws, yeah. |
01:05:03 |
Now try to count without |
01:05:07 |
- One, two, three. |
01:05:10 |
See? That's it. |
01:05:13 |
300 miles south, |
01:05:16 |
lf l die for this dance |
01:05:22 |
Hold you and talk of |
01:05:24 |
Romance |
01:05:27 |
l've never been lucky |
01:05:29 |
l've got to take a chance |
01:05:33 |
l'm caught up |
01:05:38 |
And yes l would die |
01:05:46 |
Where did you come from |
01:05:49 |
Out of nowhere it seems |
01:05:51 |
- May be an angel |
01:05:54 |
Smiling on me |
01:05:57 |
l know it's crazy |
01:05:59 |
You've taken my heart |
01:06:01 |
l'll never leave you |
01:06:04 |
You're my missing part |
01:06:06 |
Yes l'd die for this dance |
01:06:11 |
Hold you and |
01:06:17 |
l've never been lucky |
01:06:23 |
Yeah! |
01:06:26 |
l'm caught up in |
01:06:30 |
Yes l would die |
01:06:53 |
Way to go, Jules! |
01:06:55 |
Ahhh! |
01:06:59 |
Did you know they had beer |
01:07:01 |
- Oh, yeah? |
01:07:03 |
lt was actually the Assyrians |
01:07:07 |
The Egyptians were the first |
01:07:11 |
- You know a lot about beer. |
01:07:16 |
lt's all from books. |
01:07:19 |
All theory, no practice. |
01:07:23 |
- Awww! |
01:07:28 |
Aren't we, Marnie? |
01:07:31 |
- Marnie. |
01:07:33 |
Am l shit-faced yet? |
01:07:38 |
Excuse me, but... |
01:07:44 |
Excuse me, l have to check if |
01:07:48 |
Good shot. |
01:07:53 |
Woo-hoo! Ooo! |
01:07:57 |
Oh, God. We both flushed at |
01:08:04 |
Yeah, right. Woo-hoo! |
01:08:07 |
Hey, Jules. Marnie's |
01:08:10 |
Tonight is your lucky night. |
01:08:12 |
- l don't think Marnie likes me. |
01:08:16 |
This woman is ripe. |
01:08:19 |
because it's your first time. |
01:08:23 |
Really. |
01:08:29 |
Were you nervous |
01:08:33 |
l was 12 years old and she was |
01:08:38 |
Whoa! |
01:08:40 |
Come on, hit 'em. |
01:08:42 |
- What? |
01:08:44 |
Oh, hit 'em, |
01:08:47 |
Julius... |
01:08:49 |
you know... |
01:08:52 |
Julius, l have |
01:08:56 |
Since you and l |
01:08:59 |
my life has been just |
01:09:01 |
Mine, too. |
01:09:05 |
l'm so happy, Vincent. |
01:09:07 |
l feel like |
01:09:09 |
- picking you up and hug you... |
01:09:11 |
and hug you, |
01:09:17 |
Hey, he's my brother. |
01:09:18 |
Oh, lay off |
01:09:30 |
Did you tell anyone |
01:09:34 |
l called work and told them |
01:09:39 |
Oh, l forgot to tell you |
01:09:41 |
- Oh, no. |
01:09:44 |
- Nice of your boss to tell us |
01:09:47 |
Hi, girls, you don't mind if |
01:09:54 |
The Klane boys. |
01:09:58 |
Vince, this has |
01:10:02 |
- a case of simple loan delinquency. |
01:10:05 |
Shot? Who shot you? |
01:10:08 |
- What do you want? |
01:10:11 |
- out to the parking lot and kill him. |
01:10:14 |
Don't you think |
01:10:18 |
Let's go. |
01:10:19 |
Don't touch him. |
01:10:22 |
Ohhh! |
01:10:24 |
Hey, big fella. |
01:10:27 |
You wouldn't want me to hurt |
01:10:29 |
You moved too soon. |
01:10:33 |
- What? |
01:10:37 |
Uh-oh. He's startin' |
01:10:41 |
lf you choose to bluff, |
01:10:43 |
you must be prepared |
01:10:45 |
This is no bluff. |
01:10:48 |
These are my cousins, |
01:10:51 |
Get these jerks |
01:11:07 |
l'm so proud of you. |
01:11:12 |
You got a lot |
01:11:23 |
What a day. |
01:11:25 |
First we visited |
01:11:28 |
then we bought |
01:11:31 |
l got a bucket of ice and |
01:11:34 |
- Then we danced the waltz. |
01:11:38 |
- lt's too bright. |
01:11:41 |
- We have this beautiful room. |
01:11:45 |
Life just doesn't |
01:11:47 |
- Oh, yes, it does. Good night. |
01:11:51 |
l'm gonna go tuck Linda in |
01:11:54 |
Don't wait up for me. |
01:11:57 |
Tonight is your night, bro |
01:12:03 |
lt's your night, bro |
01:12:08 |
Oh, Vincent, you locked |
01:12:10 |
l-- |
01:12:12 |
- Marnie. |
01:12:14 |
- Hi. |
01:12:16 |
so l'm afraid l'm gonna |
01:12:19 |
- You mean you're gonna |
01:12:24 |
Which bed should l take? |
01:12:29 |
Either bed will be fine. |
01:12:31 |
l always sleep |
01:12:42 |
- Good night. |
01:12:57 |
Julius. |
01:13:04 |
- Good night. |
01:13:23 |
- Oh, no. |
01:13:27 |
- What's the matter? |
01:13:36 |
You mind if l share |
01:14:06 |
You're teasing me, |
01:14:09 |
A little. |
01:14:14 |
What do l do now? |
01:14:21 |
We'll figure it out. |
01:14:26 |
- Oh, Vince. |
01:14:29 |
Why are you |
01:14:32 |
Mom hasn't seen me |
01:14:34 |
l wanna look my best. |
01:14:36 |
- Tonight |
01:14:39 |
And you look |
01:14:41 |
l know, l know, |
01:14:44 |
So like this. |
01:14:48 |
Are you a little nervous? |
01:14:50 |
27, 28, no, 29. |
01:14:51 |
- Just a little. |
01:14:54 |
- Linda. |
01:14:56 |
Like, what if she's |
01:15:00 |
lf she's disappointed, |
01:15:03 |
l don't know what else |
01:15:06 |
- Huh? |
01:15:09 |
You're right, you're right. |
01:15:12 |
- What am l worried about? |
01:15:14 |
You got it all. |
01:15:16 |
- l couldn't do this without you, Linda. |
01:15:21 |
You know, |
01:15:24 |
- that when we get back... |
01:15:27 |
l think we should |
01:15:29 |
No, no, no, no, |
01:15:31 |
- Oh, no, no. |
01:15:34 |
- lt's not no, no, no, no, no. |
01:15:36 |
l don't want to get married |
01:15:38 |
keep track of you, |
01:15:40 |
l just wanna |
01:15:44 |
lt'd be fun. |
01:15:46 |
Linda, look at me. |
01:15:49 |
Do l look like somebody |
01:15:51 |
l'm cranky in the morning, |
01:15:54 |
l'm moody at night, |
01:15:57 |
l know what |
01:15:59 |
Let's sleep on it, okay? |
01:16:03 |
- Okay, one night. |
01:16:05 |
Tomorrow l'm taking my best girl |
01:16:09 |
- Your best girl? |
01:16:12 |
- Linda, there's no other girls. |
01:16:16 |
- Just you. |
01:16:20 |
- Why? |
01:16:29 |
- That sounds familiar. |
01:16:31 |
You like that song, huh? |
01:16:33 |
And l only have eyes |
01:16:38 |
For you |
01:16:45 |
She-bop she-bop |
01:16:49 |
She-bop she-bop |
01:16:51 |
l only have eyes for you |
01:16:57 |
She-bop she-bop |
01:16:58 |
She-bop she-bop |
01:17:01 |
Just for you |
01:17:15 |
Oh, it's huge. |
01:17:19 |
Oh, it's beautiful. |
01:17:20 |
Not to mention valuable. |
01:17:22 |
Real estate like this |
01:17:25 |
You mustn't always |
01:17:27 |
You got me all wrong, |
01:17:30 |
l'm just saying |
01:17:33 |
That's a worry she won't |
01:17:37 |
Hello, |
01:17:39 |
- Yes, yes, yes. |
01:17:41 |
We are looking for |
01:17:43 |
l'm sorry, but |
01:17:46 |
Look, we've |
01:17:48 |
And believe me, she's gonna |
01:17:52 |
You're gonna have to |
01:17:56 |
l'm sorry. Good day. |
01:18:02 |
- Foundation? |
01:18:06 |
Mama's rich. |
01:18:08 |
Buckaroos. |
01:18:10 |
- Let's get in there. |
01:18:12 |
- How is it? |
01:18:15 |
Okay. |
01:18:20 |
Vince? |
01:18:23 |
Yeah, shut up. |
01:18:47 |
What a lovely day. |
01:18:53 |
Hey, Vincent, don't you |
01:18:57 |
lt could be. Yeah. |
01:19:01 |
Don't just stand there. |
01:19:05 |
Hey! |
01:19:06 |
- Should you people be here? |
01:19:09 |
That depends on how you feel |
01:19:13 |
Does he always try |
01:19:16 |
- We're looking for |
01:19:20 |
- ls she here? |
01:19:23 |
She's here! |
01:19:26 |
Sneaking in like that, |
01:19:28 |
No, no, no. You don't want |
01:19:31 |
This is not your everyday, |
01:19:42 |
She's our mother, |
01:19:45 |
- We're her sons. |
01:19:50 |
You're comedians. |
01:19:52 |
- No. |
01:19:55 |
We're kind of a surprise. |
01:19:57 |
l'll bet you are. |
01:20:06 |
- We were right. |
01:20:16 |
Excuse me. |
01:20:20 |
- We thought that this is-- |
01:20:22 |
This is an artists' colony. |
01:20:25 |
Come on. |
01:20:30 |
l can't wait to meet her. |
01:20:32 |
- Yeah. |
01:20:34 |
Look. Mary Ann Benedict |
01:20:37 |
why people wanted |
01:20:40 |
But for a brief period, |
01:20:43 |
She used the money |
01:20:48 |
May l ask you a question? |
01:20:50 |
Why do you keep referring |
01:20:54 |
Because... |
01:20:57 |
she passed away |
01:21:01 |
She passed-- |
01:21:03 |
You jus-- You just said |
01:21:06 |
l meant, her spirit. |
01:21:14 |
Come on. |
01:21:39 |
Can we get the hell |
01:21:45 |
Those damn real estate developers! |
01:21:48 |
They won't be happy until |
01:21:51 |
Oh, is that |
01:21:54 |
They're shameless. |
01:21:59 |
Do you know those men claim |
01:22:02 |
- lf you can believe that! |
01:22:04 |
lt was really |
01:22:07 |
Mary Ann, l am sorry. |
01:22:09 |
lt's all right. |
01:22:12 |
You get over things. |
01:22:16 |
l did have a child once. |
01:22:18 |
But he died at birth. |
01:22:27 |
You should be proud of her. |
01:22:29 |
She donates her house, land, |
01:22:32 |
and all her paintings |
01:22:34 |
Linda, do l look like |
01:22:37 |
- All she meant-- |
01:22:40 |
lt's got nothing to do |
01:22:43 |
and everything |
01:22:45 |
- That's not true and you know it. |
01:22:48 |
Take it easy, Vincent. |
01:22:50 |
Take it easy, Vincent. |
01:22:51 |
Look who decided |
01:22:54 |
The creature from |
01:22:56 |
l should've had my head |
01:22:58 |
A deal-of-a-lifetime |
01:23:00 |
and l'm out looking |
01:23:03 |
- All l wanted was to |
01:23:06 |
There's no family here. |
01:23:08 |
There's nothin' here |
01:23:11 |
l don't know |
01:23:13 |
- l don't know why l do it. |
01:23:16 |
Vince! |
01:23:18 |
- l'm leaving. |
01:23:19 |
Stop! What are you doing? |
01:23:22 |
You're acting |
01:23:24 |
Where do you think |
01:23:27 |
He dumped us in |
01:23:30 |
l can't-- |
01:23:33 |
Julius! |
01:23:35 |
You don't know this, |
01:23:37 |
and l promised Vince |
01:23:40 |
but he's got something in |
01:23:43 |
l'm worried he's gonna get |
01:23:52 |
Okay, yeah. Yes, Mr. Beetroot. |
01:23:55 |
Yeah, l'll find it. Yeah. |
01:23:59 |
Yes, l have a map. |
01:24:01 |
All right. |
01:24:03 |
See you in Houston |
01:24:06 |
l'll be looking |
01:24:08 |
What a coincidence. |
01:24:11 |
That was our friend. |
01:24:13 |
Looks like l'm gonna be |
01:24:16 |
Sorry. |
01:24:17 |
l would have done |
01:24:19 |
You want the merchandise. |
01:24:23 |
Precisely. |
01:24:30 |
But how will |
01:24:33 |
l have him in my head. |
01:24:35 |
l found him once, |
01:24:38 |
l hope so. Bye. |
01:24:41 |
Be careful. |
01:24:43 |
Brother to brother |
01:24:48 |
Brother to brother |
01:24:53 |
One to another |
01:24:55 |
Like no other |
01:24:58 |
Brother to brother |
01:25:02 |
Never knew you existed |
01:25:04 |
Never saw you |
01:25:07 |
lf there were signs |
01:25:09 |
Who would l believe |
01:25:11 |
Now all of a sudden |
01:25:14 |
We're sharing this skin |
01:25:16 |
Like a shadow |
01:25:18 |
Through every jam l'm in |
01:25:21 |
Brother to brother |
01:25:23 |
You took me by the hand |
01:25:27 |
You helped me understand |
01:25:31 |
There'll never be another |
01:25:34 |
Brother to brother |
01:25:36 |
Brother to brother |
01:25:39 |
When l felt like a zero |
01:25:45 |
You became my hero |
01:25:48 |
One to another |
01:25:51 |
You have been my brother |
01:25:54 |
My brother |
01:25:57 |
Brother to brother |
01:25:58 |
Brother to brother |
01:25:59 |
When l was up |
01:26:03 |
About to take |
01:26:16 |
Sorry l'm late. |
01:26:18 |
- The directions you gave me weren't-- |
01:26:25 |
Get over here. |
01:26:27 |
l'm unarmed. |
01:26:30 |
He's clean. |
01:26:32 |
Oh, oh. |
01:26:35 |
Yeah, it is. |
01:26:37 |
- Did you come here alone, unarmed? |
01:26:40 |
You're just some fool |
01:26:42 |
Yeah, l guess l am. |
01:26:46 |
You don't know what |
01:26:49 |
No. |
01:26:52 |
Revolutionary fuel-injection |
01:26:55 |
Worth a fortune to the company that |
01:26:58 |
Somebody else developed it, |
01:27:02 |
Crafty devil, huh? |
01:27:05 |
What are you waiting for? |
01:27:09 |
Wait a minute, Beetroot! |
01:27:11 |
- l thought we had a deal. |
01:27:23 |
Five million bucks! |
01:27:25 |
- You wanna count it? |
01:27:28 |
- But l could use a lift to town. |
01:27:32 |
Okay. That's all right. |
01:27:34 |
l gassed it up for you, |
01:27:38 |
Five million dollars! |
01:27:43 |
Ha-ha-ha! |
01:27:46 |
l've gotta look at it! |
01:27:50 |
Uh-oh. |
01:28:32 |
Hey, Benedict! |
01:28:34 |
All l want is the money. |
01:28:37 |
Just give me what's mine |
01:29:16 |
Steps! Steps! |
01:29:29 |
Leave my brother alone. |
01:29:33 |
No. |
01:29:35 |
You. |
01:29:37 |
No, no, no. |
01:29:40 |
No, no. |
01:29:46 |
Julius, you're-- |
01:29:49 |
No. No, you idiot. |
01:29:51 |
Don't be nervous. |
01:29:54 |
l hate violence. |
01:29:57 |
Who are you? |
01:29:59 |
Whoa, whoa, whoa! |
01:30:01 |
Put the gun down. |
01:30:03 |
Here's your money. |
01:30:06 |
Here's the money. |
01:30:09 |
You're a goddamned millionaire. |
01:30:13 |
You, l am never |
01:30:18 |
- Open it. |
01:30:21 |
You were going |
01:30:25 |
- l was trying to distract him |
01:30:28 |
l was halfway to Brazil |
01:30:32 |
- Close it. |
01:30:35 |
Open it, close it. |
01:30:37 |
- Why didn't you go? |
01:30:41 |
Because thanks to you, |
01:30:44 |
Benedict! |
01:30:46 |
- l think the case belongs to me. |
01:30:48 |
l got this disease |
01:30:52 |
- No one ever said being good was easy. |
01:30:56 |
Will you two shut up! |
01:30:57 |
Butt out, pal! |
01:31:00 |
Now take it and go live in |
01:31:03 |
Try Brazil. |
01:31:05 |
lt doesn't work that way. |
01:31:09 |
Which one's first? |
01:31:11 |
You gonna kill us, even though |
01:31:15 |
You got it. |
01:31:16 |
Wait, you forgot the third rule |
01:31:20 |
- The third rule? |
01:31:23 |
Yeah, third rule. |
01:31:30 |
Oooh! |
01:31:32 |
- The third rule. |
01:31:35 |
Duck! |
01:32:05 |
Yo! |
01:32:07 |
Holy-shmoly! |
01:32:15 |
Now there's a man |
01:32:21 |
Thanks for coming back, |
01:32:24 |
We're brothers, right? |
01:32:27 |
- We're family. |
01:32:32 |
A rich family. |
01:32:34 |
- A good family. |
01:32:37 |
- We're gonna return this money. |
01:32:39 |
- We don't have to give it back. |
01:32:41 |
- Why? Why? |
01:32:47 |
- Mary Ann? |
01:32:50 |
l think you'd better come |
01:32:53 |
What is it? |
01:33:21 |
Mary Ann? |
01:33:23 |
What a pleasant surprise. |
01:33:29 |
You stole my family. |
01:33:32 |
You lying son of a bitch. |
01:33:41 |
Linda, l'm sorry. |
01:33:43 |
l made a terrible mistake |
01:33:46 |
l-- All l'm asking for |
01:33:48 |
l know l don't |
01:33:50 |
That's right, |
01:34:07 |
Vince? |
01:34:23 |
Yes, this is the |
01:34:26 |
We are a consulting firm... |
01:34:29 |
Something like |
01:34:32 |
- Only smarter. |
01:34:35 |
Tomorrow at 3:00. |
01:34:37 |
Yes, l'll put you down. |
01:34:40 |
Good night, Mr. Benedicts. |
01:34:42 |
- Good night. |
01:34:44 |
That's it. |
01:34:48 |
What do we have left out of |
01:34:51 |
After we've paid off |
01:34:54 |
we have exactly $12,278. |
01:34:57 |
- $12,278. That's terrible. |
01:35:01 |
You're just upset because |
01:35:06 |
Oh, the money. |
01:35:10 |
You mean the |
01:35:13 |
Four million dollars. |
01:35:16 |
Say it... |
01:35:19 |
lt's a lot of money, |
01:35:21 |
Vincent... |
01:35:25 |
Well... |
01:35:28 |
yeah, l'm kinda |
01:35:32 |
lsn't it great to be one of |
01:35:35 |
lt feels great |
01:35:38 |
You're a great guy, too. |
01:35:41 |
- You did steal a car though. |
01:35:45 |
l brought it back the next day. |
01:35:48 |
He was a cowboy. |
01:35:50 |
Excuse me? l'm-- |
01:35:53 |
Oh, my God. l don't even know |
01:36:01 |
l'm sorry. |
01:36:03 |
You see, l didn't |
01:36:06 |
Who would believe |
01:36:13 |
They lied to me |
01:36:15 |
They lied to you, too. |
01:36:25 |
You found each other. |
01:36:34 |
Now you found me. |
01:36:55 |
Mama? |
01:36:59 |
Mama! |
01:37:02 |
Mama! |
01:37:03 |
Oh, Mama! |
01:37:23 |
Good. |
01:37:25 |
Tickets? |
01:37:28 |
Thanks. This is |
01:37:30 |
l just can't get over |
01:37:32 |
Yes, it's a beautiful day. |
01:38:06 |
Twins united outside and in |
01:38:10 |
Mm-mm, Uh-huh |
01:38:13 |
When you're twins |
01:38:15 |
The magic just never ends |
01:38:20 |
What happened to you |
01:38:23 |
l smile and l cry |
01:38:27 |
Your joy and your pain |
01:38:30 |
l felt like my life |
01:38:34 |
And now l know it's |
01:38:38 |
Wasn't my choice |
01:38:41 |
We were connected |
01:38:45 |
We got together |
01:38:48 |
Twins |
01:38:52 |
Yeah |
01:38:54 |
When you're twins |
01:38:57 |
The magic just never ends |
01:39:04 |
lf one me is good |
01:39:07 |
Well, l can't complain |
01:39:11 |
We split the pain |
01:39:14 |
l'm starting to feel |
01:39:18 |
No, we're not just |
01:39:22 |
Got benefits |
01:39:25 |
And if l had a chance |
01:39:29 |
l wouldn't want it |
01:39:32 |
Twins |
01:39:36 |
Ah, yeah |
01:39:38 |
When you're twins |
01:39:40 |
The magic just never ends |
01:39:43 |
Ah, yeah |
01:39:46 |
Twins |
01:39:50 |
Mm-mm, Uh-huh |
01:39:52 |
When you're twins |
01:39:54 |
The magic just never ends |
01:40:00 |
Twins |
01:40:21 |
Twins |