Two Weeks Notice

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00:02:25 I'm an attorney and this
00:02:27 You're getting on my nerves!
00:02:29 This building has been here 75 years.
00:02:33 ...because it represents
00:02:35 The community deserves to have
00:02:39 And we're removing it from
00:02:43 This a community theater, and everyone
00:02:47 This is your last warning!
00:02:52 I have a permit that allows me
00:02:55 ...of expressing my constitutionally
00:02:58 - You want to get killed, lady?
00:03:01 - Forget about your code!
00:03:05 - Forget about the code, lady!
00:03:11 - Lady, you're in violation here!
00:03:14 Take it up, Charlie!
00:03:16 - Do you read?
00:03:19 Yeah, you're clear. Go ahead.
00:03:26 Okay, you guys,
00:03:29 - That's all this is.
00:03:31 Meryl, they do productions from the Y here,
00:03:36 The Nutcracker and Hair. We have
00:03:42 Here, I've got your protective eye gear,
00:03:45 - Everybody, lie down in protest!
00:03:50 - We will prevail!
00:03:53 Tom! Lock arms.
00:03:55 - I'm not feeling great about this.
00:03:58 Meryl, would you marry me?
00:04:02 Really?
00:04:04 Oh, my God! Yes!
00:04:08 Shut this down, Charlie.
00:04:15 - I love you.
00:04:19 You're good luck. There is justice
00:04:23 Lunatic!
00:04:26 Crazy lady!
00:04:32 - We should call our parents.
00:04:35 - Oh, thanks.
00:04:37 - I'm glad. Bye.
00:04:39 Bye. Thank you.
00:04:41 I'll pay you back
00:04:44 What are parents for, if not to bail
00:04:48 So did they knock it down?
00:04:53 I'm not getting through to people.
00:04:57 Honey, Wade Corporation is not people,
00:05:01 And it's getting worse all the time.
00:05:03 They're bidding
00:05:05 They wanna put up condos
00:05:08 Wait, our community center?
00:05:11 Come on, honey,
00:05:13 No, Dad, you know what? I'm just tired.
00:05:34 Hi, honey, it's Ansel.
00:05:36 I'm sorry, but I'm not gonna
00:05:39 We got a lot of new trainees onboard
00:05:43 But I'm saving whales
00:05:46 Yeah, hi, Mr. Wong. Lucy Kelson.
00:05:50 Fine. I would like a number 17...
00:05:54 ...a number fou... Number five.
00:05:58 No. Number seven? Seven.
00:06:03 Can I get the number four
00:06:09 Okay, and then maybe
00:06:15 And...
00:06:17 Yes, it's for one.
00:06:20 And that's it.
00:06:23 Give me two number eights.
00:06:25 Okay.
00:06:26 Okay.
00:06:27 Okay. Bye.
00:06:51 When they told me I'd been chosen
00:06:55 ...I assumed it had
00:06:57 ...the millions we have contributed
00:07:00 But as it turns out, I had my appendix
00:07:04 ...and under anesthesia,
00:07:07 ...to every nurse in the hospital.
00:07:11 Including the many attractive male nurses.
00:07:16 Why are pediatrics
00:07:18 I think feet are very important,
00:07:21 I'm just teasing. I know there's
00:07:24 - Thank you very much.
00:07:28 - George, congratulations.
00:07:30 - Still slicing people up?
00:07:32 Yeah, I bet you are.
00:07:33 Hi, there. Oh, yes, the Emile family.
00:07:38 - Hi.
00:07:41 Melanie Corman.
00:07:44 My friend Elaine Cominsky wants
00:07:47 That's fine. I've been too nervous
00:07:50 - Good. Don't move. Great tie, by the way.
00:07:54 - Hey.
00:07:55 - Hey, your brother wants to see you.
00:07:59 Yeah, that's what he said. Although
00:08:04 This is Elaine.
00:08:06 - Oh, hello.
00:08:11 Oh, GQ! I see what you mean.
00:08:13 Sorry, I thought it was a medical term.
00:08:17 - "To Elaine, George Wade."
00:08:21 Hang on just one second.
00:08:22 There's no way I'm running up
00:08:25 It's absurd. He'll just have to wait.
00:08:28 - Right on. Hey, man, forget him.
00:08:31 - Should I get the car?
00:08:47 - Good evening, Mr. George.
00:08:50 - Excellent new hairdo.
00:08:54 No, I'm serious. You look like
00:08:59 - Hello, George.
00:09:01 Don't you think Rosario
00:09:04 I hadn't really noticed.
00:09:08 Yes, Miss Helen.
00:09:11 - So how are the kids, apart from dirty?
00:09:14 - Can I get you anything?
00:09:18 We don't have any.
00:09:20 Oh, no, don't be ridiculous.
00:09:25 - Howard is in the gym.
00:09:28 Forty-five minutes, 6.5 miles an hour,
00:09:36 It's incredible how much
00:09:40 - Helen does an hour a day too.
00:09:44 You can cut the relaxation with a knife.
00:09:47 So why am I here, Howie?
00:09:51 We lost the West Side waterfront deal
00:09:55 ...your latest model/attorney...
00:10:00 ...forgot to file
00:10:03 I will admit that the law
00:10:06 - That's why I fired her.
00:10:08 Just as I fired Debbie
00:10:12 ...and Stacy from Online Law School.
00:10:15 I want someone from Yale or Columbia
00:10:20 Women of that level of intellectual ability
00:10:24 - Then hire a man.
00:10:26 Because they wouldn't sleep with you?
00:10:28 No, because it would make you
00:10:32 Dad has been dead for 10 years.
00:10:34 Well, there is no reason for him
00:10:39 You need someone who can write
00:10:44 And she can handle your divorce
00:10:46 You are still getting divorced?
00:10:49 Unless my ex-wife decides to fall in love
00:10:57 No! Why do you always
00:11:01 - It's very hard to say.
00:11:07 Don't!
00:11:18 - Hello, have a good day.
00:11:21 - So you're Russian, you say?
00:11:23 Hence, blond hair,
00:11:28 Sorry to have kept you so long, but at least
00:11:32 And I you. You know, usually I'm so nervous
00:11:36 Yes. Isn't "fun" fun?
00:11:43 Mr. Wade? Mr. Wade?
00:11:45 Hi, I'm Lucy Kelson. I'm an attorney.
00:11:47 Have you ever heard
00:11:50 - No.
00:11:52 - Where did you go to law school?
00:11:54 - Harvard?
00:11:56 Intriguing. Tell me more.
00:11:59 I don't see how that's relevant.
00:12:03 - I'm working at Legal Aid.
00:12:05 Well, I'm not very interested in money.
00:12:08 Wait a minute. You're Kelson.
00:12:11 You lie in front of our wrecking balls.
00:12:13 - You attacked the Zegman brothers...
00:12:16 It's not my fault they walked
00:12:18 - You're not here for a job?
00:12:21 ...the Coney Island Community Center.
00:12:23 It's the heart of Coney Island.
00:12:27 ...CPR, Lamaze, water ballet,
00:12:31 For children, it's a home away from home.
00:12:33 I mean, I practically grew up there.
00:12:35 It's lovely, but Trump
00:12:38 No, Mr. Wade, you don't understand.
00:12:40 I live there, as well as my parents.
00:12:42 They know Assemblyman Perez,
00:12:44 If you can guarantee the preservation
00:12:50 But why us? Why Wade?
00:12:52 Well, I can't get in to see Trump
00:12:57 Mr. W?
00:13:00 You're supposed to be taping
00:13:03 ...and Public Policy magazine needs a quote
00:13:08 Right. Yes. Quote, quote, quote, quote...
00:13:11 What I love about architecture
00:13:15 This center has shaped the community!
00:13:19 Its ability to change
00:13:22 How the right design for a park
00:13:25 How a school building can be functional
00:13:29 No, the community center makes children
00:13:34 Functional and beautiful so that kids
00:13:39 - Yeah, it sounds good.
00:13:40 But I said a community center,
00:13:43 I know, it's all very good.
00:13:48 - Nice shirt.
00:13:58 So do we have a deal?
00:14:02 No. I want something else from you.
00:14:06 No. I am fully aware of your reputation
00:14:11 - Getting what?
00:14:14 The sex. That's not gonna happen.
00:14:17 No, that would be nice.
00:14:27 I promise to save your community center.
00:14:30 On top of which, you can direct
00:14:34 That's millions at your charitable disposal.
00:14:38 I've spent my entire life
00:14:41 Well, maybe if you work for me,
00:14:45 I need an answer, I'm afraid, immediately.
00:14:50 - You live at a hotel?
00:14:53 My life is very much like Monopoly.
00:14:55 And I know you wouldn't care,
00:15:03 There's also usually
00:15:07 Thank you.
00:16:10 - I can't believe how much I ate.
00:16:13 The whole left side of the menu.
00:16:15 You know when I get tense,
00:16:18 - Honey, you cannot work for that man.
00:16:23 - Remember what Sun Tzu said?
00:16:25 "Keep your friends close
00:16:29 Sun Tzu didn't have a daughter.
00:16:31 What's this? Oh, dessert. Thank you.
00:16:34 It's the only way to save
00:16:37 It is. And if I work for him...
00:16:39 ...I have huge resources
00:16:43 - Yes, but...
00:16:46 I will still be your daughter.
00:16:49 And I will still have
00:16:55 Let's update all the files.
00:16:57 Especially the muni-codes
00:17:01 I'm gonna speak with Mr. Wade.
00:17:04 Mr. Wade, so sorry to bother.
00:17:05 I've been over the Environmental
00:17:09 - I would really love to talk to you.
00:17:11 I really wanted to ask you:
00:17:15 - How do you mean?
00:17:20 Is this a trick question?
00:17:23 No, not at all. This is a linen finish
00:17:29 Leaving aside the fact
00:17:32 ...and denuded them in order
00:17:36 ...I would say it was...
00:17:47 Well, then this one. It tastes better.
00:17:56 Do you know, I've asked
00:17:59 You're the only one to come up
00:18:02 My God, you're good.
00:18:06 No, it's very sweet,
00:18:12 Very firm.
00:18:16 But is it too firm?
00:18:17 There's some debate among chiropractors
00:18:21 What are your thoughts?
00:18:23 If you really want to know,
00:18:27 ...the more pressure on the 5th vertebra.
00:18:34 Quite bouncy, though. Have a bounce.
00:18:36 No.
00:18:44 - Hello.
00:18:46 I didn't want to wake you.
00:18:49 George, it is 2:15 in the morning.
00:18:52 Can't you talk to whatever
00:18:55 I resent the implication...
00:18:56 ...that because someone
00:18:59 ...they're not a person
00:19:02 - You all right?
00:19:06 She swallowed her Altoid. That can happen.
00:19:10 Okay, George, I am tired.
00:19:13 You mean, put her on the phone?
00:19:16 Put her on the phone!
00:19:18 All right. Someone for you.
00:19:23 - Hi.
00:19:26 The man you're dancing
00:19:29 And even though he's rich
00:19:32 ...you're too young to trade
00:19:35 ...for someone who won't
00:19:37 ...or his in the morning,
00:19:40 ...and has recently had
00:19:45 It is 2:16.
00:19:46 Go home, finish high school
00:19:51 You all right?
00:19:52 I think I'm gonna go.
00:19:56 - What did you say to her? Nice chat?
00:20:06 That we have to talk about.
00:20:10 I was thinking bursts of sobs.
00:20:17 More of a whimper.
00:20:19 You're pathetic. Good night.
00:20:23 All right.
00:20:40 I'm sure he'll be here any minute.
00:20:49 Sorry, everybody.
00:20:50 Did I miss the blessed event?
00:20:55 Check with me before you talk.
00:20:57 Now that we're all here, I'd like to discuss
00:21:00 The terms have been set.
00:21:03 We both know...
00:21:04 ...that a prenup doesn't preclude
00:21:07 In plain English, although I can follow
00:21:11 - She wants double the alimony.
00:21:15 Given the situation,
00:21:18 You're referring to the alleged infidelity,
00:21:21 Alleged? He was having
00:21:24 I knew you were worried
00:21:27 - How dare you come in here...
00:21:30 Please.
00:21:34 So you are saying that infidelity
00:21:37 Using your reasoning,
00:21:40 ...would have to be held against her
00:21:43 What are you suggesting?
00:21:44 The soon to be ex-Mrs. Wade did a little
00:21:50 And he's willing to testify.
00:21:53 I have Ioyal employees.
00:21:56 - The health plan is excellent.
00:21:59 - We will not agree to pay any...
00:22:02 ...plus $100,000 and
00:22:05 ...if you release me from further obligation.
00:22:08 - You son of a bitch!
00:22:10 Watch your language
00:22:12 Don't call me that!
00:22:16 Now, wait! She is far from stupid...
00:22:19 - What do you think you're doing?
00:22:22 - Water went up my nose.
00:22:25 Okay, this hankie is very nearly clean.
00:22:29 - You may blow.
00:22:30 Good.
00:22:34 Divorce always gives me
00:22:36 No, I've never warmed
00:22:40 - One, please. Chicken, thank you.
00:22:43 She'd never have stopped
00:22:46 You always say I have a responsibility
00:22:50 Everybody is less fortunate than you...
00:22:52 ...so just give the money to someone
00:22:56 You only want me to be generous
00:22:59 No. I only want you to
00:23:03 You did your job. This morning I was married,
00:23:07 Thank you very much.
00:23:09 Here, that's fine. You keep the change.
00:23:16 George.
00:23:20 - Hey, that's my coffee, you jerk!
00:23:23 - Moron!
00:23:25 What's wrong with you?!
00:23:28 - It's all right. Come on, Mother Teresa.
00:23:41 Okay, now, what do you think?
00:23:47 Too ornate?
00:23:51 I don't care about the belt.
00:23:53 You're upset.
00:23:54 Look, from now on, I'll get someone else
00:23:58 It's not like I enjoy them.
00:24:00 Maybe I should go somewhere where
00:24:03 Where is Staten Island?
00:24:15 Thanks, but Harvard
00:24:17 I'm not here to find you a wife
00:24:22 My heroes are Clarence Darrow,
00:24:26 Who's another non-scummy lawyer?
00:24:28 My parents!
00:24:30 My mother is a law professor.
00:24:32 They taught me that lawyers
00:24:35 I have complete respect for you.
00:24:41 Luce, wait. Wait!
00:24:46 Dearly beloved, we are gathered here
00:24:51 ...as they stand before us
00:24:54 ...proclaim their love and enter
00:24:58 ...the bond of holy...
00:25:02 Is that yours?
00:25:13 I'm so sorry.
00:25:19 Please continue. Everyone looks so beautiful.
00:25:23 Bye. You guys, I'll be right back.
00:25:27 Hold this for me. I'll be back.
00:25:40 Twenty bucks for your cab.
00:25:42 Keep the 20 and let's have dinner.
00:25:44 Keep your dinner. I'll keep my 20
00:25:47 - Okay, sounds good.
00:25:49 Go.
00:25:54 George, pick up. What's wrong?
00:25:57 Don't tell me that the construction permits
00:26:00 ...because I had the application
00:26:11 - Evening, Miss Kelson.
00:26:20 - Miss Kelson.
00:26:27 - Good evening, Miss Kelson.
00:26:40 - George?
00:26:47 - What is it?
00:26:51 Okay, I'm judging the Miss New York contest
00:26:56 What do you think?
00:26:57 Please don't tell me you called me out
00:27:01 - You ran out of a wedding? That's horrible!
00:27:05 Didn't I memo you as to what
00:27:08 Yes. Large meteor, severe loss of blood
00:27:11 - Death! And you're not dead.
00:27:14 You weren't dead when
00:27:16 ...because you had a nightmare about
00:27:19 Just like when you barged in
00:27:22 ...to ask me which picture
00:27:25 I don't like those very much. If it's any
00:27:30 Tonight is important. I'm representing
00:27:34 Not anymore, George.
00:27:37 - I'm sorry?
00:27:40 Why don't we just call it quits, okay?
00:27:43 - What, are you serious?
00:27:48 Please, consider this my two weeks' notice.
00:27:53 - I find you ungrateful.
00:27:57 - Yes, ungrateful.
00:28:00 Yes. I hire you with
00:28:03 I give you an apartment, a great office,
00:28:07 - George!
00:28:11 You crave the excitement.
00:28:17 This is entirely my thing...
00:28:19 ...because I've managed
00:28:24 It's not like I'm enjoying it either.
00:28:29 Now I can't. I'm addicted.
00:28:32 What do you think?
00:28:34 I think you are the most selfish
00:28:37 That's just silly. Have you met
00:28:40 Goodbye, George.
00:28:44 I don't have a shirt.
00:28:48 Ansel, I finally quit. He called me
00:28:52 - I'll never get that moment back.
00:28:54 I'll set up interviews with law firms
00:28:57 - All right, hang on.
00:28:58 Look, we're shipping out.
00:29:02 I gotta go, hon.
00:29:03 Okay, just don't fall in love with
00:29:06 - Okay, I promise. Bye.
00:29:08 - Love you.
00:29:20 I am really looking forward
00:29:23 ...and your firm has the optimal blend
00:29:26 Lucy, your resume is amazing.
00:29:29 But we do a lot of business with Wade.
00:29:30 All the more reason for me
00:29:33 - Lucy.
00:29:34 George Wade called me this morning
00:29:37 ...that you are indispensable
00:29:44 At the moment, we're not hiring.
00:29:47 Then why did you agree to see me?
00:29:48 Honestly, we're partners
00:29:51 They do millions of dollars
00:29:54 - And Mr. Wade...
00:29:57 The attorney who was planning
00:30:00 - When did Mr. Wade call?
00:30:02 - When?!
00:30:05 Make sure you massage his cloven hoof!
00:30:08 I'm suddenly feeling a pain in my ass.
00:30:10 I am unemployable! You called everyone
00:30:13 That is not true. I did call Slurpee Heaven.
00:30:16 Heard you had attitude.
00:30:19 - You should really let us work on you.
00:30:23 I'm sorry, you guys are great.
00:30:26 All right, listen.
00:30:27 You have a contract and it says
00:30:31 Which is completion of construction,
00:30:36 And there's no loopholes
00:30:39 Subconsciously, I think you drafted it that
00:30:45 Does it kill you how well I know you?
00:30:49 Honey, this contract is excellent work.
00:30:52 Dad, I'm trying to get out of it.
00:30:54 I don't know why you went to work
00:30:58 You usually have impeccable instincts.
00:31:00 Look at your boyfriend, Ansel.
00:31:03 This is ironclad. Houdini couldn't
00:31:07 You should've stayed
00:31:09 If I do pro bono work with a company
00:31:13 ...I can accomplish so much...
00:31:16 Have Tofutti! You heard what the doctor
00:31:20 You're basically a solid.
00:31:22 Two of the greatest legal minds
00:31:26 Lucy, it was your choice to work
00:31:29 You could've done anything. You could've
00:31:32 I don't know what to tell you.
00:31:34 Short of going in
00:31:37 You stay away from that freezer!
00:31:55 Good morning, boys.
00:31:59 Sorry, I am so late.
00:32:02 That's fine. We only just got here.
00:32:04 Forty-five minutes ago.
00:32:07 Howie, are these your kids?
00:32:10 You know, I've never actually met them.
00:32:12 They are good-Iooking boys.
00:32:14 That's a girl. That's Sue and Paul.
00:32:19 Yes, so it is.
00:32:23 You know what?
00:32:27 That's Paul.
00:32:29 - Yeah. Thank you.
00:32:35 So we've got the Coney Island project.
00:32:37 I'd like to stir up some publicity if we could.
00:32:44 Yes, very nice.
00:32:49 I'm...
00:32:53 I'm working on endorsements
00:33:05 We were working
00:33:13 I thought that was terrific.
00:33:16 - Pathetic.
00:33:18 - You. I know what you're doing.
00:33:21 You think if you come in late and spit
00:33:25 Not in this company.
00:33:27 - Chris.
00:33:32 George, I have an ulcer.
00:33:34 I don't sleep well, mostly because
00:33:37 If you don't call me,
00:33:40 I think about you in the shower,
00:33:43 ...but in an I'm-so-distracted-I-can't-
00:33:46 So I wash my hair twice.
00:33:48 So I have a hole in my stomach,
00:33:52 ...and today is the first time in my life
00:33:56 ...and I hate that feeling!
00:34:04 - I won't call after hours.
00:34:09 Yeah, I will.
00:34:12 I just don't think we can see each other
00:34:26 All right. Stay until you find
00:34:29 Train him up for a couple of weeks,
00:34:33 Thank you! I promise I will find
00:34:36 Somebody better than me
00:34:39 - No.
00:34:45 Thank you.
00:34:59 I got it. It's just my earring.
00:35:04 - My hair!
00:35:06 Just get it off!
00:35:10 Howard.
00:35:12 Join us. We were just brainstorming.
00:35:16 - Lucy?
00:35:18 I was thinking it might be a good idea
00:35:23 ...where George would be in the...
00:35:26 George in the foreground,
00:35:30 ...like this.
00:35:32 Then I thought I could take my belt off,
00:35:37 Right. Right-o.
00:35:40 On behalf of Wade Corporation,
00:35:44 ...for giving us the opportunity
00:35:47 And we look forward to seeing
00:35:51 I did well with those eight people.
00:35:52 - I thought you were fantastic.
00:35:55 Just Mr. Wade.
00:35:57 - More.
00:36:00 Absolutely. I just want to say hello
00:36:03 Folks?
00:36:04 Excuse me.
00:36:06 Hello.
00:36:08 - Hi, honey.
00:36:09 - Is that a new coat? I like it.
00:36:11 What a wonderful surprise!
00:36:16 George Wade.
00:36:17 Mrs. Kelson, I presume.
00:36:20 What a pleasure.
00:36:26 Well, I can certainly see
00:36:31 I'm Larry. It's a pleasure to meet you.
00:36:33 Thanks, Larry. Same here.
00:36:36 Thank you for letting Lucy quit.
00:36:39 - Great pleasure.
00:36:41 - Come on! Have some cake.
00:36:44 We're two blocks from the apartment.
00:36:46 - You live around here?
00:36:47 - What a charming coincidence.
00:36:50 ...once you block out the sun
00:36:56 We will have a sun deck.
00:37:00 That's something, isn't it?
00:37:03 Larry, Ruth, I can't tell you how much
00:37:07 At least you're keeping
00:37:10 Unless you're willing to reconsider
00:37:13 I'm afraid that won't happen.
00:37:16 I think it's immoral that any human being
00:37:20 I don't know how you sleep at night.
00:37:21 A machine that plays the ocean.
00:37:31 I used to come up here all the time
00:37:38 I had a small one-bedroom
00:37:42 That's so very Oliver Twist.
00:37:44 Times were hard. But you know what?
00:37:49 - Didn't have a view as good as this.
00:37:53 I used to take up some ice cream
00:37:56 ...and look at the neighborhood.
00:37:58 It's amazing what you could see. At night,
00:38:02 The fathers stood on one corner.
00:38:05 Kids would just ride their bicycles around.
00:38:08 As you can see, not much has changed.
00:38:11 Mr. and Mrs. Goldfarb would be sitting
00:38:15 ...saving a parking space for their children
00:38:21 And you up here on your own.
00:38:24 It's hard to find a quiet place
00:38:28 Or to replay whatever argument
00:38:33 Yes.
00:38:35 Yeah, she's terrifying.
00:38:37 I thought she was gonna kill me
00:38:40 Yeah, she's a piece of work.
00:38:43 But for better or worse, she's the voice
00:38:48 Challenge the accepted wisdom. Never
00:38:52 You once got a B?
00:38:53 - Hypothetically speaking.
00:38:57 Of course, no matter how hard I try,
00:39:04 Well, there are worse things in life.
00:39:18 There's something amuck
00:39:21 Tofu.
00:39:37 You're not concentrating.
00:39:41 Yeah, I'm sorry, Ton.
00:39:43 I lost Lucy.
00:39:47 I just think it's a shame because I've
00:39:50 And I trust her completely,
00:39:55 Not deliberately, of course.
00:39:57 Hey, you know, it's probably
00:40:00 Oh, yeah? Why is that?
00:40:03 Two things I know is chess and women.
00:40:07 Chess, it has rules, pieces,
00:40:12 They move in predictable patterns.
00:40:16 But women, they don't have no rules, man.
00:40:20 They move in unpredictable ways too.
00:40:22 Nobody ever wins or loses
00:40:25 You talk about your feelings
00:40:29 All men are pawns when it comes
00:40:32 Especially a smart one like Lucy.
00:40:36 And you know, the man has got
00:40:41 Like with me.
00:40:42 I come home. When I walk in,
00:40:49 All right, so you're still living at home?
00:40:53 Yeah. Yeah.
00:40:55 Of course.
00:41:01 Here's somebody interesting,
00:41:05 Well, it's a terrific resume, Polly.
00:41:09 Congratulations on the baby.
00:41:11 What baby?
00:41:14 Maybe you should check with me
00:41:17 What baby?
00:41:22 I'd like to talk about
00:41:24 What baby?
00:41:26 Yeah, what baby?
00:41:34 You should do the interviews on your own.
00:41:42 Harry Raskin, Richard Beck.
00:41:47 Interesting prospects for my replacement.
00:41:51 No, it's gotta be a woman.
00:41:52 What a surprise.
00:41:54 I suppose a certain bust size would help.
00:41:58 It will annoy Howard if it's a woman.
00:42:01 - Thank you.
00:42:02 All I want is someone
00:42:05 ...but a little less tense
00:42:07 A sort of Katharine Hepburn figure.
00:42:10 You don't deserve Katharine Hepburn.
00:42:12 - Audrey Hepburn.
00:42:14 Just stay away from the Hepburns.
00:42:16 You forgot a beet.
00:42:17 Beet.
00:42:20 Thank you.
00:42:34 I've got that charity tennis thing tonight.
00:42:37 And I need to know, does this shirt make
00:42:41 Ansel and I got into a huge fight,
00:42:46 Really?
00:42:47 He wants me to go on a Greenpeace boat.
00:42:50 He thinks I can't embrace life.
00:42:52 Is that the case?
00:42:55 I just don't see it.
00:42:56 And by the way, how can I embrace him
00:43:00 Maybe it's me. Maybe the rose-colored
00:43:08 Okay.
00:43:10 We obviously can't leave you alone
00:43:13 I'll tell you what. I'll cancel tennis.
00:43:16 They always make me play with Ed Koch.
00:43:19 Nothing. There's no solution.
00:43:21 Good. Good attitude.
00:43:22 I can't help it if I don't like boats.
00:43:26 Surely not all boats.
00:43:28 Yes, all boats.
00:43:33 I don't understand.
00:43:36 At the moment,
00:43:39 I don't know. I just seem
00:43:42 There's Ansel.
00:43:44 There's Billy from Legal Aid who ran
00:43:47 Don't forget Gary from the Peace Corps
00:43:50 Gary, yes.
00:43:52 What is wrong with me? I want to know.
00:43:59 - All right?
00:44:03 So tell me. What's the matter with me?
00:44:07 Well, you can be somewhat intimidating.
00:44:10 You could loosen up a little,
00:44:13 - Okay, that's a good suggestion.
00:44:17 Not that I don't love that look,
00:44:23 I'm not going to spend hours
00:44:26 ...animal-tested makeup to my face...
00:44:28 ...just so I can turn myself into some
00:44:34 Unless I, you know, really like the guy
00:44:37 You see, maybe that's the problem.
00:44:40 You don't like these guys.
00:44:41 You drive them away because you realize,
00:44:45 They're not wrong for me.
00:44:46 We have all the same political goals
00:44:52 Which I guess isn't very romantic,
00:44:56 I'm fine. What can I say?
00:44:59 Never felt that way about anybody.
00:45:02 No, in high school, Rick Beck took
00:45:06 And the whole time I talked
00:45:09 Don't know why I did that.
00:45:12 That is hard to say. I certainly would have
00:45:16 I'm fine.
00:45:22 I don't know. Maybe I'm
00:45:24 Maybe you're not.
00:45:29 I am.
00:45:31 - Yeah?
00:45:35 - You might be lousy.
00:45:38 You should be so lucky because
00:45:41 ...don't let that fool you because
00:45:46 It's, like, bobcat. You know, it's scary.
00:45:50 - I can see that it might be.
00:45:57 I'm serious.
00:45:58 And I'm not talking the straight kind.
00:46:02 Twisty like the bobcat,
00:46:07 Because that's what men want, right?
00:46:10 - That is their dream.
00:46:13 ...because that's what you want, and I bet
00:46:18 Do you want it?
00:46:29 You're a really good listener.
00:46:34 Luce?
00:46:37 Luce?
00:46:39 Are you...? Hello?
00:46:44 Cormac!
00:46:45 Help!
00:46:48 Help!
00:47:01 I'll just get her upstairs.
00:47:03 Think you can make it?
00:47:05 No. No, let's put her somewhere else.
00:47:13 Good.
00:47:21 Good.
00:47:27 Like a doll.
00:47:32 A doll with a sinus problem.
00:47:34 We should put a pillow under her head.
00:47:45 Good.
00:47:49 Much worse. Interesting.
00:47:54 Do you think we should change
00:47:58 Right. Don't know where that came from.
00:48:04 Morning!
00:48:05 Okay, not so loud.
00:48:11 We didn't...
00:48:14 Last... We didn't...
00:48:17 It was a magical night.
00:48:20 You made sounds I've never heard
00:48:25 We didn't...
00:48:27 Not physically, but spiritually,
00:48:33 Whatever I did or didn't do
00:48:39 ...it was all a little mistake.
00:48:43 Well, nothing happened.
00:48:48 That's a relief.
00:48:54 I'm very busy. I have work to do.
00:48:57 Okay, I'll see you later.
00:49:05 Lucy!
00:49:07 Jesus, careful.
00:49:10 There's a June Carver to see you.
00:49:12 - June Carver, June Carver, June Carver.
00:49:16 Yeah, well, so did I. Now look at me.
00:49:19 Norman. Norman. Norman.
00:49:21 - Norman!
00:49:24 She didn't have a strong background
00:49:27 She's down from Boston.
00:49:34 Lucy.
00:49:36 Lucy.
00:49:38 This is June Carver.
00:49:41 - Hi. It's a pleasure to meet you.
00:49:44 I don't have an appointment,
00:49:47 Well, I have security on standby.
00:49:49 - Have a seat, please.
00:49:52 Did you have Criminal
00:49:55 - Oh, my God. I'm still shaking.
00:49:58 But I have to tell you, Miss Kelson,
00:50:03 - Me?
00:50:05 The articles you wrote on
00:50:08 Well, yeah, I...
00:50:10 I don't have a strong background
00:50:13 ...and look what you've accomplished.
00:50:17 Well, you know, not that much, really.
00:50:19 And there's this.
00:50:21 I've never met Mr. Wade...
00:50:23 ...but in Public Policy magazine
00:50:26 ...about the challenges
00:50:31 Is it ridiculous that I'm quoting this?
00:50:34 No, not yet.
00:50:35 "Architecture can shape a community
00:50:39 The right design for a park
00:50:42 A school building can be functional
00:50:45 ...so kids feel engaged instead
00:50:49 When I read that, it made me feel
00:50:52 ...not just a company.
00:50:56 Okay. You're hired.
00:50:59 You're Mr. Wade.
00:51:00 Someone has to be.
00:51:03 - Lucy did.
00:51:06 We've been working together so long
00:51:09 - Sounds like an amazing team.
00:51:12 I was saying how incredibly presumptuous
00:51:17 ...but Miss Kelson was nice enough
00:51:19 They're calling from
00:51:22 June, why don't we set up
00:51:27 It's all right. It's all right.
00:51:31 You're not coming to the meeting?
00:51:34 - Have I ever come to the meeting?
00:51:37 - Alrighty.
00:51:39 Stupid plant. Do something
00:51:42 Absolutely. The ficus is fired.
00:51:44 - Bye-bye.
00:51:47 - So tell me...
00:51:48 ...first of all, you come from which...?
00:51:52 I was just wondering, are we still on
00:51:55 I love baseball.
00:51:57 So are we still good?
00:51:59 I'm a Red Sox fan, all the way.
00:52:02 A Red Sox fan? Interesting.
00:52:04 You obviously have a rich fantasy life
00:52:09 Okay, that means you're a Boston girl,
00:52:13 ...big family, dirty, that kind of thing.
00:52:16 Let's go, Mets! Let's go, Mets!
00:52:20 Strike him out!
00:52:21 So, what did you think of June?
00:52:23 Loved her. Loved her.
00:52:25 Great. Yeah, me too.
00:52:27 Yeah, she smiled obsequiously,
00:52:29 She'd have no problem picking out
00:52:33 A tad weak on the experience side, but...
00:52:36 We went out for a drink,
00:52:38 She's a very clever girl, you know. Sharp.
00:52:44 So you guys went out for a drink and...
00:52:47 She got nowhere to stay at the moment,
00:52:51 And I invited her to the company outing.
00:52:56 Well, I can swing a racket.
00:52:59 Yes, I know, at my head.
00:53:01 But listen, thanks to you
00:53:05 Oh, God! It's gonna hit us!
00:53:08 Get out of the way. Move!
00:53:11 - Mike, you all right?
00:53:13 - Take it easy, the season just started.
00:53:16 Next time, go to a Yankees game.
00:53:25 Hey, look, you're on TV.
00:53:30 I don't hear you.
00:54:04 Nice!
00:54:06 - Nice one.
00:54:24 - Three-Iove.
00:54:38 Nice.
00:54:53 Yeah!
00:54:55 Mine, mine, mine! Okay!
00:54:57 Come on!
00:55:15 Lucy! Oh, my God, Lucy, are you okay?
00:55:18 Do I have a concussion?
00:55:21 - Name all the Supreme Court Justices.
00:55:25 ...Kennedy, Rehnquist, Souter, Breyer,
00:55:28 How should I know?
00:55:32 Want some?
00:55:34 Thanks, I really shouldn't.
00:55:36 Okay.
00:55:43 You think she's a natural redhead?
00:56:00 You know, I was gonna give June a lift,
00:56:04 The fact that he liked her is
00:56:07 Although I will say she's
00:56:11 - Fantastically nice form.
00:56:13 Incredibly lithe.
00:56:16 What? I thought you liked her too.
00:56:19 No, I jus... I think I just ate too much.
00:56:22 Really? What did you have?
00:56:25 Just a chili dog and some fries
00:56:30 ...and a bag of some little girl's
00:56:33 ...and another chili dog
00:56:36 Okay.
00:56:38 Let's try and take your mind off it.
00:56:40 Okay.
00:56:42 Heard from Ansel lately?
00:56:44 I'm sorry.
00:56:47 I've been thinking about this.
00:56:50 Plenty of other pebbles on the beach.
00:56:53 ...to be with a compulsive
00:56:56 What? I've fallen in love.
00:56:59 - Yeah?
00:57:01 With whom, might I ask?
00:57:03 And no pets.
00:57:12 Billy Westhouse.
00:57:14 Billy who?
00:57:16 Westhouse. I knew him in high school.
00:57:19 Did you tell Billy that you loved him?
00:57:22 Did you say, "Billy, I love you"?
00:57:37 Goodness!
00:57:38 It's not funny.
00:57:40 Sorry.
00:57:43 That last chili dog is really barking.
00:57:48 It's not perfect timing, I must say.
00:57:54 We'll be in the city in 20 minutes.
00:57:55 I don't have 20 seconds!
00:58:02 What...? What am I? 5 years old?
00:58:05 - It's only a Volvo.
00:58:08 - I'll buy you another Volvo.
00:58:11 That'll be the only thing you'll ever
00:58:14 I'll be the woman who went
00:58:17 That would be hard to forget.
00:58:24 Okay, I have an idea. See that RV?
00:58:28 - Yes.
00:58:31 Can you make it?
00:58:33 - No.
00:58:35 - It's unclean! I can hold it!
00:58:38 I can hold it! George, I can hold it!
00:58:44 No! No, no, George, I don't want...
00:58:54 Hi there!
00:59:07 - You all right?
00:59:11 - Okay?
00:59:12 - You all right?
00:59:14 - What?
00:59:17 No! No, no! Oh, God! No!
00:59:22 Hi, there!
00:59:26 Oh, God!
00:59:30 Excuse me. Sorry to bother you.
00:59:32 I'm not insane, but my friend needs to use
00:59:35 - I'll give you $100.
00:59:38 Okay.
00:59:39 Thank you. Very sweet of you.
00:59:41 Thank you.
01:00:15 Clean, clean, clean.
01:00:19 Where are you guys from?
01:00:20 Well, Kentucky originally,
01:00:31 Come here, babies.
01:00:32 Hurry!
01:00:36 What kind of mileage do you get
01:00:39 A recreational vehicle?
01:00:42 Traffic's moving.
01:00:45 Hold it! Hold it! Hold it! Hold it one sec!
01:00:48 Honey, how are you doing?
01:00:50 Kill me!
01:00:58 Look at that poor jerk.
01:01:01 Yes, poor jerk.
01:01:04 Whoa, Nelly.
01:01:12 George, where's the car?
01:01:14 I'm sure it's been safely towed by now.
01:01:16 Oh, God! George, George, George!
01:01:18 Don't worry, don't worry! In many ways,
01:01:23 Except for those poor children
01:01:25 They actually looked quite frightened.
01:01:29 Don't worry, I won't tell anyone.
01:01:31 Once it's published in the company
01:01:36 All right, I'll call for a lift.
01:01:41 Would you like to have
01:01:44 A Hollywood tan, perhaps?
01:02:34 God, it is such a beautiful city.
01:02:37 And my favorite building of all time.
01:02:40 Nirosta steel, sunburst tower,
01:02:43 ...all designed by a man called
01:02:45 ...obsessed with beating
01:02:48 ...who was building the
01:02:51 So Van Alen announced
01:02:55 ...and then surreptitiously assembled
01:02:59 ...and only revealed it after
01:03:03 ...giving Van Alen the tallest building
01:03:05 ...until of course...
01:03:13 All right, please give me the name
01:03:19 Who is H. Craig Severance?
01:03:23 - I find you annoying.
01:03:31 But it is pretty amazing what dreams
01:03:36 Yes, it is.
01:03:38 - And you know you're part of that, George.
01:03:43 All you have to do is use your power
01:03:48 If only I would.
01:03:52 Listen...
01:03:54 ...I'm very sorry that these last couple
01:03:58 Not at all.
01:04:01 Then I suppose it's a good thing
01:04:07 This is it.
01:04:08 I'll do the Children's League benefit.
01:04:12 I'll take a pass at your speech
01:04:14 ...and I'll be out of your life forever.
01:04:17 Great.
01:04:19 Super.
01:04:41 - Hi.
01:04:45 - I have tennis elbow from the other day.
01:04:49 - Lucy has tennis forehead. Much worse.
01:04:55 Thank God she looks okay.
01:04:57 Especially with that big benefit
01:05:01 - What was it again?
01:05:03 ...for the New York Children's League.
01:05:07 ...to help society and get a tax break.
01:05:10 - Sounds exciting.
01:05:12 ...to tell you how boring it is.
01:05:17 Well, boring to you might be scintillating
01:05:23 See you later.
01:05:25 What about, if you're not busy...
01:05:27 ...a bunch of us are going,
01:05:32 I'd love to.
01:05:36 - All right. See you later.
01:05:45 Oh, good. These need to go to Accounting.
01:05:47 - The loan agreements need to be notarized.
01:05:50 - Here's the Zoning Commission reports.
01:05:54 Actually,
01:05:56 George sort of asked me
01:06:02 Great.
01:06:03 I just have to figure out what to wear.
01:06:08 - "I don't have anything."
01:06:16 No, they're very good muffins.
01:06:19 George, sign these
01:06:22 - Take care.
01:06:24 - I need to go over my speech.
01:06:26 We'll pick you up at eight
01:06:29 I asked June to come.
01:06:31 Oh, that's dandy, but I don't need a ride.
01:06:41 - Hello, Howard.
01:06:42 ... I just received new estimates
01:06:45 Costs are skyrocketing.
01:06:47 It will be cheaper to just knock down
01:06:50 What are you talking about?
01:06:52 We only got the job because we said
01:06:54 - We said we intended to keep the center.
01:06:57 This is nonsense.
01:06:59 - I'm coming over.
01:07:01 I want to take a nap before the benefit.
01:07:05 Why can't we just build the towers
01:07:07 Because it will eat away our profits.
01:07:09 There's to be a groundbreaking ceremony
01:07:12 ... with our friend Assemblyman Perez.
01:07:14 All I need
01:07:17 Well, you're not gonna get one.
01:07:19 I need you there.
01:07:21 - I have to consult my schedule.
01:07:24 You're the public face of the company.
01:07:28 I can't for the life of me think why not.
01:07:32 Look, whatever we lose on this deal,
01:07:35 You'll be in for nothing
01:07:38 Expensive divorces, poolside parties
01:07:42 ...including fireworks
01:07:46 That was one special night.
01:07:47 It was Wendy the concierge's farewell bash
01:07:52 Look, I know you don't have a clue,
01:07:58 Everything we've got, all of it, could go.
01:08:02 Faster than you can imagine.
01:08:05 We need this built.
01:08:08 You're our closer
01:08:11 ...or I will fire you
01:08:15 And I can't bear to see you like that,
01:08:18 You will help me close this deal, George,
01:08:24 I'm surprised you have to ask.
01:08:26 I wasn't really asking.
01:08:31 - You should have gone with George.
01:08:35 - Not exclusively. He asked you too.
01:08:39 How many women should a man
01:08:43 - So you're gonna go alone?
01:08:46 Hey, I think it's great.
01:08:48 I was always too scared
01:08:51 Then I got married.
01:09:12 Check out this situation.
01:09:15 All right.
01:09:18 Howard. Helen, how are you?
01:09:22 Mr. and Mrs. Wade, good evening.
01:09:27 - I hate these things.
01:09:28 Why can't we just give the money
01:09:31 Yes, that'd be fun.
01:09:33 - I'd love some champagne.
01:09:36 - I'll have a Scotch.
01:09:38 I'll be right back
01:09:44 - Wade.
01:09:46 - I hear Kelson finally dumped you.
01:09:50 We came to a mutual understanding that
01:09:54 So who's the new chief counsel?
01:09:55 If she's any good,
01:09:58 I doubt it. She seems quite Ioyal to me.
01:10:01 - Let me be the judge of that.
01:10:03 I'm not intimidated.
01:10:06 She's over there somewhere.
01:11:16 Good evening.
01:11:19 Good evening.
01:11:23 Well, you look... I...
01:11:25 I... You...
01:11:28 - I can't wait to hear your speech.
01:11:32 No, it's just you look absolutely...
01:11:36 ...surprising.
01:11:38 Well, you haven't seen
01:11:46 You see, ordinarily that would suit you
01:11:55 Well, tonight you're...
01:12:00 I'm just...
01:12:06 - Lucy, hey.
01:12:08 - Wow. I love your dress.
01:12:12 - And you look very beautiful.
01:12:19 - I'm sorry, was I interrupting something?
01:12:25 ...going over my speech.
01:12:28 Right. Work, work, work.
01:12:31 Howard wants me to revise
01:12:34 ...now that we're tearing down
01:12:36 - I could really use your help with that.
01:12:44 George, can I please talk to you
01:12:46 Hang on. They're about to shoot a man
01:12:50 George.
01:13:01 I don't care about Howard.
01:13:06 No community center. I see. Okay.
01:13:13 We do give millions to charities.
01:13:17 So that justifies lying.
01:13:18 Since when is helping people
01:13:22 - You promised me.
01:13:24 You said you needed me to tell you
01:13:27 It's frankly none of your business, is it?
01:13:31 I cannot believe you won't even try
01:13:34 - This is the person I could be.
01:13:36 You think you're second-rate
01:13:39 And I never believed it until right now.
01:13:43 This is the first time in a year
01:13:48 I haven't liked me for longer than that.
01:13:52 Why don't you go and be the person
01:13:55 Oh, good. I see the mature part
01:13:58 Oh, buzz off, bozo.
01:14:02 Ladies and gentlemen,
01:14:06 Here comes the topping.
01:14:18 George, thanks again.
01:14:23 I can't wait to tell my family who I met.
01:14:27 Why? Who did you meet?
01:14:29 You.
01:14:34 - What?
01:14:40 - Evening.
01:14:50 - How's your room, by the way?
01:14:53 - But I want to pay you back with interest.
01:15:02 Well, this is me.
01:15:05 So good night.
01:15:08 Yeah, good night.
01:15:11 - I had a wonderful time.
01:15:19 So good night.
01:15:24 Yes, good night.
01:15:40 It's all right. I own the hotel.
01:15:57 Gorgeous.
01:15:59 I know it's weird living in a hotel
01:16:07 Would you like something
01:16:10 Maybe a beer.
01:16:12 Right.
01:16:22 Wow, chess. I love chess.
01:16:28 You know what I love
01:16:33 Pokemon?
01:16:35 Strip chess.
01:16:38 Yes, that is a very good game.
01:16:51 George?
01:16:54 - Lucy.
01:16:57 - Lucy, hi.
01:17:01 - That's a great dress.
01:17:05 All right. Break's over.
01:17:11 - Hi.
01:17:21 We were just playing a little chess.
01:17:26 And doing some laundry.
01:17:28 Oh, well, that's okay.
01:17:30 'Cause I was just about to go off
01:17:34 I mean, not by myself...
01:17:36 ...but with somebody. Somebody else.
01:17:41 Oh, you don't know him.
01:17:44 Yeah, in my bed.
01:17:48 His name is Barry. Yeah.
01:17:51 Barry in my bed. Okay, bye.
01:17:58 That was embarrassing.
01:18:34 - Hey.
01:18:36 - What's wrong?
01:18:40 Hold on, lady. Look at me.
01:18:43 - Nothing.
01:18:45 I've known you since Brownies,
01:18:49 Except when Bush won.
01:18:52 Which Bush?
01:18:55 - Both of them. So maybe you cried twice.
01:19:00 I'm sorry.
01:19:02 It's not supposed to be like this.
01:19:06 Maybe it is.
01:19:08 Maybe it's like the philosopher
01:19:13 "Only that which is the other,
01:19:20 Look. I had to fight for Tom.
01:19:24 Really?
01:19:26 Everything okay?
01:19:29 - Not now. Everything is not about you!
01:19:57 Quiet, everyone. Quiet down, please.
01:20:00 Thank you.
01:20:02 I have a little poem I wrote for you, Lucy.
01:20:09 Please.
01:20:18 - You ready for this?
01:20:24 A rolling stone gathers no moss
01:20:27 So
01:20:29 You're leaving
01:20:33 Our hair perhaps we will toss
01:20:39 Because you are the world's best boss
01:20:54 Well, that was a very nice speech
01:20:56 ...and I'm going to really miss everyone
01:21:05 There are a million memories
01:21:07 ...and if you ever get accused of murder,
01:21:18 - What was that?
01:21:21 Bye. Bye. Thank you.
01:21:25 - Bye.
01:21:27 I'll really miss
01:21:29 Me too. Me too.
01:21:31 Lucy. Thank you so much for everything.
01:21:34 No problem.
01:21:37 And I'm sorry about last night.
01:21:40 - Oh, not at all. Brian was unbelievable.
01:21:46 Well, Barry was first, and then
01:21:53 - I almost forgot my stapler.
01:21:56 - What?
01:21:58 - No, no. What?
01:22:01 ...the stapler belongs to the company.
01:22:05 But... No, you know what? Whatever.
01:22:07 It's... The stapler just goes way back
01:22:10 Well, no, no. You keep it.
01:22:13 - Really?
01:22:15 Great, thank you. Thank you very much.
01:22:17 I guess I have kind of earned it...
01:22:19 ...working here 18 hours a day,
01:22:22 Wow. Guess that makes you a workaholic.
01:22:25 No, actually, those are the hours
01:22:29 Well, no. I mean,
01:22:31 That's why I'm vigilant about separating
01:22:36 Really? Well, I guess that would explain
01:22:40 - I'm sorry?
01:22:43 That is absolutely none of your business.
01:22:45 My God. Fine.
01:22:47 Here, here's $10.
01:22:49 - Ridiculous.
01:22:51 What's the matter with you?
01:22:53 Look. You didn't pay for it.
01:22:55 - Give me... You have more of these!
01:23:00 - No. No.
01:23:03 All right. Enough. Enough. Leave.
01:23:05 - She's hurting me!
01:23:08 In here.
01:23:10 You are dead!
01:23:15 - What was that?
01:23:18 - Part of a new office supply strip search.
01:23:21 Are you still knocking down
01:23:24 Listen.
01:23:26 - I know you're upset about last night.
01:23:30 - I've been trying to call you...
01:23:33 What is wrong with you? Are you
01:23:37 Still knocking down
01:23:39 All right. Let me remind you.
01:23:44 I was with June.
01:23:46 You must... You must have some feelings.
01:23:56 I don't have to listen to this.
01:24:00 You know what, where do you come off?
01:24:03 Where do you come off? Believe it or not,
01:24:06 - I took this job for a cause.
01:24:09 You make Gandhi
01:24:12 My God. You know what I can't believe?
01:24:15 Why don't we go over this again, okay?
01:24:20 Yes! I promised, I promised, I promised.
01:24:23 I can't control the economy.
01:24:29 - I think you'll find a lot of people are!
01:24:35 None of us can keep up with you.
01:24:37 ...all those other guys bolted.
01:24:42 'Cause you're intolerable!
01:24:46 No one wants to live with a saint.
01:24:58 Mr. Wade, your brother wants to see you.
01:25:03 Right.
01:25:18 Hi, Mr. Wong?
01:25:21 Yes, Lucy Kelson.
01:25:25 I'm back at my parents' house.
01:25:27 It's kind of fun being in my old bedroom
01:25:31 Sorry. Can I have two number sixes...
01:25:37 ...and a number, a number 12?
01:25:41 Yes, that's for one.
01:25:43 Always for one.
01:25:46 Yes. That's it. No.
01:25:48 ...just throw in a couple egg rolls
01:25:57 For years, Coney Island has been
01:26:05 Hopefully, Island Towers
01:26:10 And now, it is my honor
01:26:13 ...one of the men who made this
01:26:19 - You look great.
01:26:28 - Thanks so much.
01:26:31 Thank you very much, Assemblyman Perez.
01:26:36 Your mom is teaching today...
01:26:38 ...so we'd better grab a bite to eat
01:26:41 We have some protesting to do
01:26:44 I'm not going.
01:26:47 - What are you talking about?
01:26:49 ...another building get knocked down.
01:26:51 Hey. We didn't raise you
01:26:55 Ever since you were a little girl,
01:26:58 You were on the White House
01:27:01 Dad, I'm not sitting on the sidelines.
01:27:04 What's the point?
01:27:07 Besides, you know, he said
01:27:13 True.
01:27:15 Then you change your tactics,
01:27:18 You don't give up.
01:27:20 We didn't give up on civil rights
01:27:25 Honey.
01:27:27 As long as people can change,
01:27:31 Yeah, but what if people can't change?
01:27:38 Well...
01:27:40 ...let me put it this way.
01:27:43 I'm sitting here eating a piece
01:27:47 And I hate it.
01:27:50 But I'm eating it.
01:28:00 I'm going to work. Bye. Good luck.
01:28:11 The law is pretty clear on this.
01:28:13 If the landlord has not kept up
01:28:17 We will help you, Mrs. Munez.
01:28:18 Let me run and get you some forms
01:28:35 Well, hello.
01:28:37 - Hi.
01:28:41 Polly St. Clair? You interviewed me?
01:28:45 Oh, yes. Yes, Polly. Wow.
01:28:48 So you work here now.
01:28:50 - Terrific. How are you?
01:28:54 - I'm not falling for that one again.
01:28:57 - You can congratulate me now.
01:29:00 I'm pregnant!
01:29:03 Mrs. Munez, we have two other cases...
01:29:05 Hi.
01:29:09 Hi. I'm busy.
01:29:13 Yes.
01:29:15 I need your advice on one last thing...
01:29:18 ...and then I promise
01:29:21 I just delivered the first speech written
01:29:24 ...and I think I may have blown it,
01:29:31 Okay. Then I will read it to you.
01:29:34 "I'd like to welcome everyone
01:29:36 Island Towers will bring prestige
01:29:39 ...and become part
01:29:41 And we're very pleased
01:29:43 Unfortunately,
01:29:46 You see, I gave my word to someone...
01:29:48 ...that we wouldn't knock down
01:29:51 Normally, and those who know me
01:29:55 ...my word wouldn't mean very much.
01:29:59 Well, partly because this building
01:30:02 ...and deserves to be landmarked.
01:30:05 Partly because people do need a place
01:30:11 Preferably not together.
01:30:14 But mainly because this person,
01:30:19 ...and unwilling to compromise
01:30:27 She's...
01:30:30 ...rather like the building
01:30:34 A little rough around the edges,
01:30:39 ...absolutely beautiful.
01:30:44 And the only one of her kind.
01:30:51 And even though I've said cruel things
01:30:55 ...she's become the voice in my head.
01:31:00 And I can't seem to drown her out.
01:31:06 And I don't want to drown her out.
01:31:12 So we are going to keep
01:31:18 Because I gave my word to her...
01:31:24 ...and because we gave our word
01:31:30 And I didn't sleep with June.
01:31:34 That's not in the speech, that's just me
01:31:42 What do you think?
01:31:53 I have to get back to work.
01:32:05 Right.
01:32:06 Right, yes, yes, yes. Sorry to disturb.
01:32:16 Congratulations again, Polly.
01:32:44 Aside from the split infinitive
01:32:49 ...that speech was actually quite perfect,
01:32:52 Yeah. I don't know what the hell
01:32:56 And I don't even like him.
01:33:17 George!
01:33:42 George, I just want to say thank you.
01:33:47 Thank you and I know
01:33:50 ...but I want to try and change
01:33:53 I can change and not be so demanding
01:33:57 I just... I know... Things just...
01:34:01 Once I...
01:34:06 Lucy...
01:34:08 ...I am in love with you.
01:34:13 And I'm in love with you.
01:34:23 Oh, I should just mention
01:34:26 ...and am now poor.
01:34:29 When I say poor, I mean we may have to
01:34:33 Does that work for you?
01:34:35 As long as I don't have to work for you,
01:34:39 Excellent.
01:34:42 And now I would very much like
01:34:46 Oh, I was just kidding.
01:34:50 I'm very sorry to hear that.
01:34:52 - But I can do the pretzel.
01:35:38 Hi, Mr. Wong, it's Lucy Kelson.
01:35:40 I need one number 13,
01:35:45 I can't believe how small this apartment is.
01:35:48 I need three number eights, no garlic.
01:35:54 It's good your parents went to the movies.
01:35:57 I need one number seven and...
01:36:02 I can walk from one side of this apartment
01:36:05 - Watch this. One...
01:36:11 No, actually this is for two.
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