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Uhf
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UHF |
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Senior... we must not go any farther! |
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Look! |
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It is an ancient, sacred Hovitos symbol. |
| 00:02:38 |
It's certain death to anyone who enters. |
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We must turn back... now! |
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POLICE LINE - DO NOT CROSS |
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KEEP OUT - DANGEROUS AREA |
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WRONG WAY - STOP |
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WATCH FOR FALLING ROCKS |
| 00:06:34 |
George. Hello...Earth to George... |
| 00:06:40 |
Are you daydreaming again? |
| 00:06:42 |
No, no, I was, uh... admiring |
| 00:06:47 |
Come on George, we're busy here. |
| 00:06:49 |
You know what the problem is? |
| 00:06:50 |
Nobody here appreciates a guy |
| 00:06:53 |
At least not the people at the lumberyard |
| 00:06:55 |
or the miniature golf course |
| 00:06:58 |
or any of the other places you've |
| 00:07:01 |
Yeah, well, some day... some day they'll all be sorry. |
| 00:07:05 |
They'll be eating breakfast or something |
| 00:07:09 |
We screwed up! We never should have fired |
| 00:07:13 |
George Newman because he's got imagination! |
| 00:07:18 |
Well... I think the fries are just about done. |
| 00:07:20 |
Oh, geez. Better not let Big Edna |
| 00:07:24 |
Big Edna, Big Edna... You sound like a broken record. |
| 00:07:26 |
Why are you so afraid of |
| 00:07:56 |
KUNI'S KARATE SCHOOL |
| 00:07:59 |
How can you do this to me. |
| 00:08:02 |
You're right. Bob. I'm sorry. What can I say? |
| 00:08:06 |
I'm a miserable, worthless hunk of slime. |
| 00:08:09 |
Here, I want you to take this crowbar and... |
| 00:08:14 |
just bash my head right in. |
| 00:08:15 |
Really, go ahead, please, just bash it right in. |
| 00:08:18 |
Ah George, you know I couldn't do that... |
| 00:08:20 |
you still owe me five bucks. |
| 00:08:27 |
Hey, Kuni! |
| 00:08:28 |
Hiya, George! |
| 00:08:30 |
Beginner's class today, huh? |
| 00:08:31 |
Yeah! They're so stupid! |
| 00:08:38 |
Stupid!! |
| 00:08:52 |
Mm boy... look what I got here. Bob... |
| 00:08:56 |
a twinkie-wiener sandwich... your favorite. |
| 00:09:06 |
Come on, Bob, cheer up, will ya? |
| 00:09:08 |
You ruined my life. |
| 00:09:17 |
You know, Bob-o, I think you're |
| 00:09:23 |
You see Bob you gotta look at the bigger picture. |
| 00:09:27 |
You gotta grab life by the lips |
| 00:09:35 |
See anything in the want ads? |
| 00:09:37 |
Yeah, but nothing with the prestige |
| 00:09:41 |
So what do you think Teri's gonna say |
| 00:09:44 |
Teri! Oh no... what time is it? |
| 00:09:49 |
Seven-thirty? Oh boy, I gotta go. |
| 00:09:53 |
- Stupid! |
| 00:09:55 |
So, what's your excuse this time? |
| 00:09:58 |
Well, Bob and I were having a serious discussion |
| 00:10:03 |
Boy, I really like what you've done |
| 00:10:07 |
George... did you get fired again? |
| 00:10:12 |
Yes! Yes! It's all true! |
| 00:10:15 |
I just don't know what's wrong with me! |
| 00:10:19 |
So, what's for dinner? |
| 00:10:22 |
Mashed potatoes? My favorite! |
| 00:10:27 |
George, when are you going to start |
| 00:10:33 |
I mean, you've been wandering aimlessly |
| 00:10:38 |
If only you could just get |
| 00:10:41 |
of yours to work for you instead |
| 00:10:49 |
what are you doing? |
| 00:10:51 |
This means something... this is important. |
| 00:11:02 |
Oh, George, that is just terrible, but, don't you worry. |
| 00:11:08 |
You're a fine young man. I'm sure |
| 00:11:13 |
You got such a good face... |
| 00:11:15 |
Look at this face. Would you look at this face? |
| 00:11:19 |
Is this a face you could die for? |
| 00:11:24 |
So, where's Uncle Harvey? I haven't seen him all night. |
| 00:11:27 |
Oh, he'll be out soon. |
| 00:11:28 |
I think he's having some kind |
| 00:11:33 |
Two pair, aces high. |
| 00:11:40 |
Yeah, what? Hey, Louie! |
| 00:11:44 |
I just wanted to congratulate you, Mr. Bilchik. |
| 00:11:47 |
You did very well at the track this afternoon. |
| 00:11:50 |
Oh yeah? I won again, huh?' Yeh Right. |
| 00:11:56 |
Now, what are we doin' here? |
| 00:12:01 |
Oh! Hi, honey! Have you finished your meeting? |
| 00:12:05 |
Yeah, and business was great tonight! |
| 00:12:09 |
Harvey! Have you been gambling again? |
| 00:12:14 |
This is for when you go shoppin' on Rodeo Drive! |
| 00:12:20 |
what's this? |
| 00:12:22 |
Oh, that's the deed to Channel 62. I won it |
| 00:12:28 |
Channel 62? I never heard of it. |
| 00:12:30 |
I'm not surprised. More people watch |
| 00:12:34 |
It's a little UHF station on the edge of town... |
| 00:12:36 |
it's been on the brink of bankruptcy for years. |
| 00:12:40 |
Oh, really? I kind of like the idea |
| 00:12:46 |
Forget about it. They can't even find |
| 00:12:51 |
Harvey... I know somebody who'd be perfect for the job. |
| 00:12:56 |
Yeah? Who's that? |
| 00:13:00 |
George, George dear. Would you come over here for a second |
| 00:13:06 |
Oh, no. No, not him. Forget it. No way. |
| 00:13:14 |
I can't believe you're uncle is |
| 00:13:19 |
Hey! He trusts me. Besides, he's going to California, |
| 00:13:30 |
Well... here we are! |
| 00:13:38 |
This is it? |
| 00:13:40 |
Wow, this is even better than I imagined. |
| 00:13:45 |
I don't know, George. I'm not so sure about this. |
| 00:13:50 |
See? The front door's open. It's a friendly place! |
| 00:13:55 |
Hey, Mister! Change? You got change? |
| 00:14:01 |
Oh... uh... sure. |
| 00:14:05 |
... eighty-five... ninety-five... one dollar. |
| 00:14:24 |
Hello, I'm Mr. Ed |
| 00:14:31 |
A horse is a horse of course, of course. |
| 00:14:33 |
And no-one can talk to a horse of course |
| 00:14:35 |
that is of course unless the horse |
| 00:14:40 |
Go right to the source and ask the horse |
| 00:14:42 |
he'll give you the |
| 00:14:44 |
He's always on a standing course |
| 00:14:50 |
Can I help you? |
| 00:14:53 |
Who are you? |
| 00:14:54 |
I'm Philo, chief engineer. |
| 00:15:00 |
So... isn't it a little late for you to be working? |
| 00:15:04 |
I mean, what time do you normally go home? |
| 00:15:07 |
This is my home. I live here. |
| 00:15:12 |
Hold these. |
| 00:15:17 |
No, no, no... like this. |
| 00:15:21 |
What are you doing? |
| 00:15:24 |
Oh, I just want to see if my interociter can withstand |
| 00:15:28 |
a sudden charge of sixty-thousand volts. |
| 00:15:42 |
Yeah, it works. |
| 00:15:55 |
I don't know about this, George. |
| 00:15:57 |
I mean don't know the first thing |
| 00:16:00 |
Don't worry. Bob. It's just like |
| 00:16:03 |
except you don't have to |
| 00:16:18 |
Yah, So, can I help you? |
| 00:16:21 |
Hi, I'm George Newman. |
| 00:16:25 |
You know, when I first took this job they |
| 00:16:31 |
and that eventually, when the time |
| 00:16:35 |
which is really my forte. You know |
| 00:16:39 |
Two years! It's kind of hard to get promoted |
| 00:16:44 |
This job really sucks. |
| 00:16:49 |
And this is my friend Bob. |
| 00:16:53 |
Howdy, friends, it's Crazy Ernie from |
| 00:16:56 |
It's a giant supermarket of cars! |
| 00:16:59 |
I got so many cars, |
| 00:17:04 |
"Hey, Crazy Ernie! Where'd you get |
| 00:17:09 |
I got red cars, I got green cars, I got enough |
| 00:17:12 |
If nobody comes down and buys a car from me in |
| 00:17:16 |
That's right, I'll club this seal |
| 00:17:20 |
And you know I'd do it, too... |
| 00:17:25 |
ehn, look at all the old reruns |
| 00:17:28 |
We could sure use some more live shows. |
| 00:17:31 |
I don't know, something like um.. |
| 00:17:33 |
Oh no |
| 00:17:36 |
Yes. If it's not one thing, it's another. |
| 00:17:38 |
You know that mailman's really got a screw loose. |
| 00:17:40 |
He delivers us this package that's |
| 00:17:43 |
Who? |
| 00:17:47 |
You know, the net work affiliate downtown. |
| 00:17:53 |
No, that's okay, I'll |
| 00:17:57 |
It'll be a good chance to meet the competition. |
| 00:18:00 |
You know George, I'll tell you I don't really think |
| 00:18:03 |
I heard he's not the nicest guy in the world. |
| 00:18:06 |
Oh, come on, he can't be all that bad. |
| 00:18:09 |
You just gotta know how to talk to those guys. |
| 00:18:12 |
You idiot! Can't you do anything I tell you to do?! |
| 00:18:16 |
Does this look like a Number Two pencil? |
| 00:18:18 |
No, I... I just thought- |
| 00:18:22 |
But, Dad |
| 00:18:25 |
Alright, who's got the research report? |
| 00:18:27 |
I left the report on your desk, sir. |
| 00:18:29 |
I don't see it. When did you put it here? |
| 00:18:35 |
The janitor. It must have been the janitor. |
| 00:18:38 |
He probably threw it out when |
| 00:18:41 |
Send in the janitor! |
| 00:18:43 |
I'm going to get to the bottom of this! |
| 00:18:45 |
I will not tolerate this type |
| 00:18:48 |
This is a business, not a home |
| 00:18:57 |
You wanted me, sir? |
| 00:18:59 |
That's right. I guess you know why I called you in here. |
| 00:19:05 |
Because you're lonely? |
| 00:19:07 |
No, you moron! |
| 00:19:11 |
Now look carefully. |
| 00:19:16 |
Uh... that stapler? |
| 00:19:23 |
Now... listen to me! |
| 00:19:24 |
There was a very important file on this desk. |
| 00:19:29 |
A file that represented two months of intensive research. |
| 00:19:31 |
It's my guess that you threw it out. |
| 00:19:35 |
Why, no, sir, no um. |
| 00:19:37 |
Were you in here cleaning up last night? |
| 00:19:41 |
Do you see the file on my desk now? |
| 00:19:47 |
I think I've proved my point. |
| 00:19:49 |
You are a worthless human being, Mr.. |
| 00:19:52 |
Spadowski. Stanley Spadowski. |
| 00:19:56 |
May I call you Stanley? |
| 00:19:58 |
- Okay |
| 00:20:00 |
- You're fired! |
| 00:20:03 |
- Get out!! |
| 00:20:09 |
People are.. |
| 00:20:12 |
I can't believe the incompetence in this place! |
| 00:20:14 |
People like that should be put to sleep. |
| 00:20:24 |
Well, what do you know? The research file! |
| 00:20:27 |
Here it is! I've been sitting here all the time! |
| 00:20:47 |
Betty, hold my calls. |
| 00:20:50 |
Hey! R.J.! |
| 00:20:58 |
Hi! George Newman, U62. Say, nice place you got here. |
| 00:21:03 |
You know, I was just thinking, |
| 00:21:06 |
Where'd you get this? |
| 00:21:10 |
Hold on, you don't understand... |
| 00:21:12 |
No, you don't understand how serious a crime this is! |
| 00:21:14 |
I think you'd better just clean out |
| 00:21:17 |
You're through, mister! |
| 00:21:21 |
Trespassing, huh? I'll give you ten seconds |
| 00:21:27 |
Look, I just thought we could... |
| 00:21:31 |
Gee, look at the time. |
| 00:21:46 |
No... No.. No please... it's all I've got left... |
| 00:21:50 |
Let go! This is station property! |
| 00:21:55 |
Let go, let go you idiot |
| 00:21:59 |
That's my mop! |
| 00:22:05 |
Hey, are you all right? |
| 00:22:09 |
Come on, forget about it. It's only a mop. |
| 00:22:11 |
Only a mop? Only a mop?! Oh, You don't understand. |
| 00:22:17 |
That mop was given to me for my birthday |
| 00:22:21 |
We've never been apart! |
| 00:22:26 |
And now... now I don't even have a job anymore! |
| 00:22:32 |
After fifteen years, they toss me out |
| 00:22:40 |
What am I gonna do? What am I gonna do? |
| 00:22:47 |
Well... maybe you could come work for me... |
| 00:22:52 |
Really? You mean it? |
| 00:22:54 |
Uh... sure, I guess we could use a janitor. |
| 00:22:57 |
Stanley Spadowski. |
| 00:22:59 |
I'm mighty glad to meet you, George. |
| 00:23:01 |
I'm going to do a realy great job, you won't be sorry. |
| 00:23:05 |
I'm a good janitor, I'm a realy good janitor. |
| 00:23:07 |
I'm make them shiny, nice and shiny. |
| 00:23:14 |
No! |
| 00:23:16 |
- Is this it...? |
| 00:23:21 |
- Is this it...? |
| 00:23:26 |
- Is this it? |
| 00:23:30 |
because the mayor is suppose to be coming any minute. |
| 00:23:33 |
Where is he...? No, I've looked all over. |
| 00:23:36 |
- I don't see a "Noodles" Maclntire |
| 00:23:44 |
Yah, George, Never mind. I think I found him. |
| 00:23:59 |
We now go live to U62's Pamela Finklestein |
| 00:24:07 |
Thank you. HI! Pamela Finklestein here. |
| 00:24:10 |
Boy it's quite a scene this morning |
| 00:24:14 |
We're awaiting the emergence of Mayor Thompson |
| 00:24:19 |
Oh, I think he.... oh yah, here comes the mayor now.... |
| 00:24:21 |
let's go over and maybe we can get a few words out of him. |
| 00:24:37 |
Aww, did I do that? Oopsie! |
| 00:24:44 |
Hey, Noodles, those things are pretty fragile. |
| 00:24:48 |
Here he comes now... I think we should be able to... |
| 00:24:51 |
Hey, sweet heart, take my advice... |
| 00:24:59 |
Mr. Mayor! Mr. Mayor! Richard Fletcher, |
| 00:25:11 |
Yah but, yah but..'Broads don't belong in broadcasting'?! |
| 00:25:17 |
Is that the kind of professional courtesy |
| 00:25:21 |
Why, that's just terrible. |
| 00:25:23 |
I don't know how many times I've told those boys... |
| 00:25:29 |
Why, you slimy |
| 00:25:35 |
Hello, and welcome to 'Town Talk.' |
| 00:25:38 |
I'm George Newman and today our special guest |
| 00:25:41 |
is local high school shop teacher Joe Earley. |
| 00:25:44 |
Joe thanks for joining us |
| 00:25:46 |
Thank you homeboy. |
| 00:25:48 |
Well, I see you've brought some equipment with you today. |
| 00:25:50 |
Would you mind giving us a demonstration? |
| 00:25:53 |
Not at all. |
| 00:25:56 |
There's only a few simple principles |
| 00:26:03 |
to operate a sophisticated |
| 00:26:10 |
Table saw. |
| 00:26:21 |
You know, lots of times, |
| 00:26:30 |
What? oh, Can you believe this? |
| 00:26:39 |
wouldja look at that. |
| 00:26:44 |
Just call me Mr. Butterfingers. |
| 00:26:50 |
Oh I think its on the floor somewhere... |
| 00:26:57 |
Is my face red. |
| 00:27:03 |
Honey, where's the spatula? |
| 00:27:07 |
Ok, kids, let's go! |
| 00:27:12 |
There's just one place to go for all of your spatula needs |
| 00:27:15 |
Spatula City |
| 00:27:16 |
A giant warehouse of spatulas for every occasion. |
| 00:27:20 |
Thousands to choose from in every shape, size, and color. |
| 00:27:21 |
Thousands to choose from in every shape, size, and color. |
| 00:27:21 |
Thousands to choose from in every shape, size, and color. |
| 00:27:23 |
And because we eliminate the middle man, |
| 00:27:25 |
we can sell all our spatulas |
| 00:27:28 |
Where do you go if you want to buy |
| 00:27:30 |
name brand spatulas at a |
| 00:27:32 |
Spatula City |
| 00:27:34 |
And this weekend only, take advantage |
| 00:27:38 |
Buy nine spatulas, get the tenth one for just one penny. |
| 00:27:44 |
Don't forget, they make great Christmas presents. |
| 00:27:47 |
And what better way to say "I love you" |
| 00:27:52 |
Spatula City |
| 00:27:54 |
Hello, this is Sy Greenblum, president of Spatula City. |
| 00:27:59 |
I liked their spatulas so much, I bought the company. |
| 00:28:02 |
Spatula City - seven locations; |
| 00:28:05 |
we're in the yellow pages under "spatulas". |
| 00:28:07 |
My, where did you get that lovely spatula? |
| 00:28:12 |
Spatula City We sell spatulas, and that's all. |
| 00:28:26 |
Hey, kids, where do you wanna go? |
| 00:28:29 |
To Uncle Nutzy's Clubhouse. |
| 00:28:33 |
That's right! I'm your Uncle Nutzy and boy oh boy, |
| 00:28:37 |
are we gonna have some big fun today, huh, kids? |
| 00:28:43 |
Well, let's walk on over and see |
| 00:28:48 |
Hi, what's your name? |
| 00:28:51 |
Billy what? |
| 00:28:54 |
Okay... |
| 00:28:56 |
Uh oh, you know who that is? |
| 00:29:11 |
Hey, Bobo, wanna play a game? |
| 00:29:13 |
Okay... look up! |
| 00:29:15 |
Look down! |
| 00:29:17 |
Now look at Mr. Frying Pan! |
| 00:29:20 |
Uh Oh, Bobo fall down go boom! |
| 00:29:24 |
Upsie-daisey. Say Bobo, what's wrong? |
| 00:29:29 |
I bet I know. You're hungry, aren't you. |
| 00:29:33 |
Well, I know just what you want. |
| 00:29:35 |
Clowns and kids alike can't |
| 00:29:39 |
lip-smacking taste of |
| 00:29:44 |
Right, Bobo? |
| 00:29:46 |
That's right! And hey, mom! |
| 00:29:51 |
Just look at how much Bobo here likes 'em. |
| 00:29:54 |
Mmmm, that's good. And don't forget, kids, |
| 00:29:58 |
there's a nifty surprise inside |
| 00:30:05 |
Uh oh! Ha ha ha... Bobo's been |
| 00:30:12 |
That's right! Yappy's Dog Treats, |
| 00:30:18 |
liver and tuna taste...... with just a hint of cheese. |
| 00:30:26 |
Hi Pamela Finklestein here. |
| 00:30:31 |
Now Mr. Ramsey is the President of the |
| 00:30:36 |
Um Mr. Ramsey, would it be correct to assume |
| 00:30:43 |
Gun control is for wimps and Commies. |
| 00:30:47 |
Listen, let's get one thing straight. |
| 00:30:53 |
I do |
| 00:30:56 |
Special Bulletin |
| 00:30:57 |
This is a special bulletin from the U62 newsroom. |
| 00:31:00 |
Hi, Teri, it's George |
| 00:31:06 |
and you're parents out to dinner? |
| 00:31:14 |
Are you tired of sloppy, cut-rate funerals? |
| 00:31:18 |
You've tried the rest, now try the best... |
| 00:31:21 |
The 'Plots R Us' Mortuary Service. |
| 00:31:24 |
Remember, there's always plenty of free parking, |
| 00:31:27 |
and don't forget to visit our new salad bar. |
| 00:31:30 |
'Plots R Us.' Eternal peace... |
| 00:31:47 |
Beverly |
| 00:31:53 |
Beverly Hillbillies |
| 00:32:53 |
Huh, now lookie here people |
| 00:32:54 |
Listen to my story |
| 00:32:57 |
A little story 'bout a man named Jed |
| 00:33:00 |
You know something? |
| 00:33:03 |
They say he barely kept his family fed |
| 00:33:07 |
Now, let me tell you |
| 00:33:11 |
Old Jed was shootin' at some food |
| 00:33:14 |
When all of a sudden right up from the ground, there |
| 00:33:18 |
Well, there came a bubblin' crude |
| 00:33:21 |
Oil that is Well, maybe you call |
| 00:33:28 |
He gonna move next to Mr. Drysdale |
| 00:33:38 |
Before you know it, all the kinfolk are-a-sayin' |
| 00:33:42 |
Yeah, buddie, move away from there |
| 00:33:45 |
That little Clampet got his own cement pond |
| 00:33:52 |
Now, everyone said Californie |
| 00:33:59 |
We got to load up this here truck now |
| 00:34:02 |
We got to move to Beverly |
| 00:34:07 |
Hills, that is |
| 00:34:12 |
Swimming pools |
| 00:34:15 |
Move-a-move-a-movie stars |
| 00:34:21 |
Lookit that, lookit that |
| 00:34:23 |
Beverly Beverly Beverly hillbillies |
| 00:34:30 |
Y'all come back now, y'hear? |
| 00:34:34 |
Beverly Beverly Beverly hillbillies |
| 00:34:47 |
George... hey, George... |
| 00:34:52 |
I finished polishing all the doorknobs. |
| 00:34:55 |
Is there anything else you want me to do? |
| 00:34:59 |
It's getting pretty late. |
| 00:35:02 |
Aw... do I have to? |
| 00:35:08 |
Okay, I'll see ya. |
| 00:35:13 |
Hey, George. You know, I was just wondering... |
| 00:35:17 |
I mean like going real fast like |
| 00:35:20 |
and all of a sudden you started screaming... |
| 00:35:28 |
Hey, guys, I'm trying to work here, do you mind? |
| 00:35:31 |
No... no, I don't mind, go right ahead. |
| 00:35:42 |
Would you care to order now? |
| 00:35:45 |
Oh yah, I'll have the |
| 00:35:51 |
Are you sure he knows what restaurant we're at? |
| 00:36:05 |
Well... I've got some good news and some bad news. |
| 00:36:08 |
Okay... gimme the bad news first. |
| 00:36:11 |
Well, given our present financial situation, |
| 00:36:15 |
compounded by on-going fixed |
| 00:36:22 |
I figure this station will be flat |
| 00:36:28 |
What's the good news? |
| 00:36:30 |
I lied. There is no good news. |
| 00:36:38 |
I never should have taken this job. |
| 00:36:42 |
I should have known it would |
| 00:36:48 |
You know, for a short time there, |
| 00:36:52 |
I just don't know anymore. |
| 00:37:00 |
Well, at least I've still got Teri. |
| 00:37:06 |
Bob, what time is it? |
| 00:37:08 |
Nine thirty. |
| 00:37:17 |
Hello? |
| 00:37:20 |
George Newman... you're a selfish, |
| 00:37:24 |
And from now on you can forget all my |
| 00:37:44 |
Hey, kids... where do you want to go? |
| 00:37:49 |
That's right. To Uncle Nutzy's Clubhouse. |
| 00:37:54 |
And boy oh boy are we gonna have big fun today. |
| 00:38:00 |
We're gonna have so much fun... |
| 00:38:04 |
we'll forget about how miserable we are |
| 00:38:07 |
and how much life sucks and how |
| 00:38:10 |
we're all going to grow old and die someday. |
| 00:38:13 |
I wanna go home. |
| 00:38:18 |
Okay, right now I'd like to show |
| 00:38:24 |
It's a sad, depressing story about a pathetic coyote |
| 00:38:29 |
who spends every waking moment |
| 00:38:33 |
of a sadistic roadrunner, |
| 00:38:39 |
as he is repeatedly crushed and maimed. |
| 00:38:43 |
Hope you enjoy it. |
| 00:38:47 |
Hey, where are you going? |
| 00:38:49 |
I think I need a drink. |
| 00:38:51 |
Yeah, I know, but I've been meaning to start. |
| 00:38:54 |
Well, wait a minute, what about the rest of the show? |
| 00:38:57 |
Whatch out Mr.Coyote! |
| 00:39:02 |
Hey, Stanley. |
| 00:39:05 |
How would you like your own TV show? |
| 00:39:08 |
ok. |
| 00:39:12 |
What are you doing? Are you crazy |
| 00:39:27 |
George, what about? |
| 00:39:33 |
Yeah, we're watchin' it tube... yeah, |
| 00:39:40 |
Gentlemen! What can I get ya? |
| 00:39:42 |
Beer. |
| 00:39:48 |
Tell you what George, Let's start fresh. |
| 00:39:53 |
Maybe we could borrow some |
| 00:39:55 |
Oh. Right. We just flushed |
| 00:40:00 |
I'm sure he'd be happy to lend us money. |
| 00:40:04 |
So... I guess Teri's never gonna |
| 00:40:12 |
Hey, I didn't get an umbrella. |
| 00:40:14 |
Look, everybody he's comin' back on! |
| 00:40:18 |
Hey!! Welcome back to |
| 00:40:21 |
Are you kids having a good time? |
| 00:40:25 |
Hey, how bout that cartoon! |
| 00:40:29 |
You know, that cartoon, it reminds me of |
| 00:40:33 |
a bird with a candy bar head. And then there |
| 00:40:37 |
trying to eat my head and everything. But I got a |
| 00:40:41 |
and there was this weird lizard |
| 00:40:52 |
I...I wanna show you somethin'! |
| 00:41:04 |
This is my new mop. George, my friend, |
| 00:41:08 |
It's a pretty good mop. It's not |
| 00:41:13 |
my first mop, but this is still a good mop. |
| 00:41:18 |
what life gives you.Cause life is like a mop |
| 00:41:24 |
dirt and crud and bugs and hairballs and stuff, |
| 00:41:31 |
put it in here and rinse it off and start all |
| 00:41:38 |
sticks to the floor so bad, you know a mop? A mop just it's |
| 00:41:43 |
there with like a toothbrush you know and you gotta you |
| 00:41:48 |
real try to get it off. But if that |
| 00:41:52 |
give up... you gotta stand right up and |
| 00:41:57 |
these floors are dirty as hell, |
| 00:42:10 |
Yes mama! That's right, Stanley Spadowski, ah ah. |
| 00:42:14 |
I don't think that he's married now. |
| 00:42:18 |
Well I think that he went to Harvard. |
| 00:42:22 |
I'll see you kids later. Hi, George. |
| 00:42:26 |
I'm done with the show, |
| 00:42:30 |
Did you have a good time in there, Stanley? |
| 00:42:34 |
Great. How'd you like to do it every day? |
| 00:42:36 |
Yeah! That would be... Wait a minute... |
| 00:42:42 |
do I still get to be the janitor? |
| 00:42:45 |
Sure. |
| 00:42:50 |
I'm gonna go clean the bathroom now. |
| 00:42:57 |
Okay, kids, where do you wanna go? |
| 00:43:11 |
Great. All right. It's a deal. |
| 00:43:17 |
George, wait 'till you hear this. |
| 00:43:20 |
'Stanley Spadowski's Clubhouse' is |
| 00:43:24 |
The sponsors love him! |
| 00:43:26 |
If we had a few more shows like this, |
| 00:43:30 |
Yeah, I've been thinking about that. |
| 00:43:32 |
I've been working on some new ideas. |
| 00:43:39 |
Today... one of these lucky contestants |
| 00:43:45 |
right here on 'Wheel Of Fish!' |
| 00:43:52 |
Okay, let's play the game! |
| 00:43:57 |
Mrs. Phyllis Weaver. Are you ready, Weaver? |
| 00:44:03 |
Okay, you get over there and spin the Wheel of Fish! |
| 00:44:10 |
Go ahead, give it a big spin... |
| 00:44:16 |
Come on, come on. |
| 00:44:25 |
A red snapper! MM, is very tasty! |
| 00:44:31 |
Okay, Weaver, listen carefully. |
| 00:44:34 |
You can hold on to your red snapper, |
| 00:44:38 |
or you can go for what's in the box that |
| 00:44:42 |
What's it gonna be? |
| 00:44:44 |
- Keep the fish! |
| 00:44:54 |
I... I'll take the box! |
| 00:44:55 |
You took the box! Let's see what's in the box. |
| 00:45:06 |
Nothing! Absolutely nothing! |
| 00:45:11 |
Stupid...! You're so stupid...!! |
| 00:45:27 |
Hello, my name is Philo, and welcome to... |
| 00:45:38 |
'Secrets Of The Universe.' |
| 00:45:44 |
Today we're going to learn to make |
| 00:45:51 |
Hey, man, this is Raul Hernandez, and welcome to |
| 00:45:55 |
'Raul's Wild Kingdom,' coming |
| 00:46:00 |
How about that, huh? Okay, first thing |
| 00:46:04 |
wonderful world of turtles.. |
| 00:46:08 |
This is my friend Tommy. |
| 00:46:12 |
'hello' Aaay, isn't he great? Okay, so... |
| 00:46:18 |
and it's got this hard, protective shell... |
| 00:46:23 |
predators away and provides him with his own |
| 00:46:26 |
teeny tiny little legs, which makes him |
| 00:46:32 |
know this, but the turtle is also |
| 00:46:40 |
Did'ou see that? It sticks! |
| 00:46:43 |
Okay, oh yah, what else I got for you? yeah, check this out. |
| 00:46:47 |
This is my ant farm. You know, ants are amazing. |
| 00:46:51 |
They can carry fifty times their own weight, |
| 00:46:56 |
and they work for weeks and weeks building these intricate |
| 00:47:06 |
Oh, look, they're really mad now! |
| 00:47:10 |
Where did you find this guy? |
| 00:47:12 |
Me, I thought you hired him |
| 00:47:16 |
For those of you just joining us, |
| 00:47:17 |
today we're teaching poodles how to fly! |
| 00:47:23 |
Okay, Foofie, are you psyched? Are you ready? |
| 00:47:28 |
Okay, here we go... get ready... and... FLY!! |
| 00:47:32 |
fly |
| 00:47:35 |
Oh, man... |
| 00:47:39 |
You know, sometimes it takes 'em a |
| 00:47:43 |
Okay... come on... come on... cheer up, |
| 00:47:51 |
Aw man. |
| 00:47:55 |
Hi, this is Teri. I'm not home right now, so leave a message |
| 00:47:58 |
and I'll get back to you as soon as I can. |
| 00:48:01 |
Ter-eeee! I'm sorry! Come on, |
| 00:48:10 |
Pleeeeeeease! Come on Teri. |
| 00:48:19 |
I'm in HELL! Teri! Teri pick up the phone. Pick the phone. |
| 00:48:33 |
Oh, Richard... |
| 00:48:37 |
Happy Father's Day, dad |
| 00:48:41 |
What is this piece of crap? |
| 00:48:43 |
I thought I told you I wanted a Rolex! A ROLEX! What?! |
| 00:48:50 |
Uh... sir? |
| 00:48:52 |
Just thought I ought to tell you, sir,there's a |
| 00:48:57 |
They're starting to get a pretty strong following... |
| 00:49:00 |
Excuse me, did you say 'Channel 62.' |
| 00:49:05 |
Do I need to remind you... that we are a |
| 00:49:10 |
with other networks, not with a bunch |
| 00:49:15 |
But, s s s |
| 00:49:16 |
Do you enjoy wasting my time? |
| 00:49:20 |
and take that ridiculous thing off! |
| 00:49:49 |
What's that mean? What's that mean? |
| 00:50:03 |
We got a winner! We got a winner! |
| 00:50:08 |
Joel Miller, you just found |
| 00:50:12 |
You're a lucky, lucky, lucky little boy, |
| 00:50:15 |
You get to drink from the firehose! |
| 00:50:32 |
Okay...You ready? |
| 00:50:34 |
Open wide! |
| 00:50:39 |
Joel Miller. Let's here it for him. |
| 00:00:04 |
Got the delivery here for your next show. |
| 00:00:07 |
Let's see... I got an ardvork, a flamingo, |
| 00:00:14 |
four porcupines, two armadillos, three badgers... |
| 00:00:17 |
Badgers?! Badgers?!! |
| 00:00:21 |
We don't need no stinking badgers!!! |
| 00:00:50 |
LIFE MEANS NOTHING WITHOUTH YOU |
| 00:01:04 |
Never before in the history of motion pictures |
| 00:01:08 |
has there been a screen presence so commanding |
| 00:01:11 |
...so powerful |
| 00:01:13 |
...so deadly |
| 00:01:15 |
...He's CONAN THE LIBRARIAN!" |
| 00:01:18 |
Can you tell me where I could |
| 00:01:25 |
Don't you know... |
| 00:01:27 |
THE DEWEY DECIMAL SYSTEM? |
| 00:01:30 |
Conan the Librarian... |
| 00:01:33 |
I'm sorry, these books are a little overdue... |
| 00:01:38 |
Conan the Librarian |
| 00:01:46 |
This is a very good watermelon. |
| 00:01:54 |
I'm gonna, I'm gonna eat some corn flakes. |
| 00:01:57 |
This are good... OH! Free toy inside, free toy inside. |
| 00:02:04 |
Lets' find it. |
| 00:02:08 |
Don't let you're mom know that you do this, |
| 00:02:13 |
NAME THAT STAIN - THE YOUNG AND THE DYSLEXIC |
| 00:02:18 |
Oh look, it's a toy man. It's a toy man. Hey wanna go for a ride? |
| 00:02:23 |
waste.'no no just wait a minute," No no, I'll show you. |
| 00:02:28 |
ride.AHHHHHHHHHH! Stop! Stop! AHHHHH! |
| 00:02:35 |
dizzy.' No, lets go again. 'AHHHHHHH' |
| 00:02:40 |
Okay, how's this for our new Friday line-up... |
| 00:02:43 |
Eight o'clock, 'Druids On Parade,' |
| 00:02:48 |
followed by 'Underwater Bingo For Teens' and... |
| 00:02:53 |
Why not. |
| 00:02:55 |
Oh, and get this... I got a call this morning from |
| 00:02:59 |
a guy who says he can swallow his own face! |
| 00:03:05 |
The ratings. |
| 00:03:10 |
We're number one. |
| 00:03:13 |
Say what? |
| 00:03:16 |
We beat out the networks. This is unbelievable. |
| 00:03:20 |
We've got three shows in the top five. |
| 00:03:24 |
"Stanley Spadowski's Clubhouse" went through the roof! |
| 00:03:28 |
We're going to make some real money! |
| 00:03:31 |
George... we're the number one station in town! |
| 00:03:37 |
There's lots of fun coming your way this weekend on U62. |
| 00:03:41 |
First, slam your way to health as you |
| 00:03:46 |
Next, every bodies favorite. Chef Bernie |
| 00:03:51 |
Sunday...Be a part of the excitement as |
| 00:03:53 |
we premiere our dazzling new |
| 00:03:57 |
And then, join us for |
| 00:03:59 |
some hilarious fun on the all |
| 00:04:03 |
And you won't want to miss 'Celebrity |
| 00:04:06 |
guest, Michel Gorbavich. |
| 00:04:10 |
It's a whole new weekend on U62. |
| 00:04:15 |
Be there! Yah |
| 00:04:23 |
This is indeed a sad day for Channel 8. |
| 00:04:29 |
town for the past ten years and now our sponsors are |
| 00:04:32 |
pulling their accounts... |
| 00:04:36 |
revenue...we're losing credibility in the market... |
| 00:04:42 |
Because of some fly-by-night UHF station. |
| 00:04:49 |
This is an embarrassment. A disgrace! |
| 00:04:52 |
What do you think R.J. Fletcher Sr. |
| 00:04:56 |
Help! Let me outta this box! |
| 00:05:04 |
We've got to do something. We've got to do it |
| 00:05:32 |
Yodf!... Hey, Big Louie! What's happin' |
| 00:05:37 |
None of your horses came in. |
| 00:05:41 |
So, a, what's the damage? |
| 00:05:45 |
Seventy-five thousand dollars. |
| 00:05:52 |
Uh... excuse me, Louie, |
| 00:05:57 |
How much was that again? |
| 00:05:58 |
Seventy-five thousand dollars. |
| 00:06:05 |
Two days?! Listen, Louie... |
| 00:06:11 |
Friday night. Ten o'clock. |
| 00:06:24 |
I'm dead meat. |
| 00:06:37 |
Yeah, what?... |
| 00:06:49 |
Can I help you? |
| 00:07:01 |
Wait a minute, I think I missed something here. |
| 00:07:03 |
Oh, didn't I tell you? I own this place now. |
| 00:07:06 |
You what? |
| 00:07:09 |
you got wax in your ears? |
| 00:07:12 |
Harvey Bilchik is flying in |
| 00:07:15 |
I don't believe this. |
| 00:07:17 |
George, do something. |
| 00:07:20 |
don't you already own Channel 8. |
| 00:07:22 |
I mean, isn't it illegal to own |
| 00:07:28 |
Oh, really? Gee |
| 00:07:32 |
I guess I'll turn it into |
| 00:07:37 |
Toodle Lo |
| 00:07:49 |
Harvey |
| 00:07:50 |
I still don't understand what this |
| 00:07:53 |
I just have to wrap up a little business deal |
| 00:07:56 |
- and I'll tell you all about it then. |
| 00:08:02 |
Bye - Bye |
| 00:08:09 |
Hello? Oh hi George, it's so good |
| 00:08:19 |
HE WHAT! |
| 00:08:22 |
Harvey Bilchick! Get in here! |
| 00:08:32 |
Uncle Harvey, at least give me |
| 00:08:37 |
Yah let me worry about where |
| 00:08:41 |
Yeah, seventy-five thousand, in cash, firday night. |
| 00:08:45 |
10 O'clock, yah I got it. OK, ok, bye. |
| 00:08:54 |
George, where are you gonna to come up |
| 00:08:57 |
Yeah. And what are you going to do about Fletcher? |
| 00:09:02 |
Yeah, I wouldn't put anything past that guy. |
| 00:10:13 |
Harvey... Harvey Bilchik? |
| 00:10:20 |
Did you have a good flight? |
| 00:10:24 |
No, thank you. Mr. Bilchik, while you're here in town, |
| 00:10:30 |
I want to make sure you're very comfortable. |
| 00:10:36 |
Now, whaddaya say we take care of a |
| 00:10:41 |
right here and as soon as you sign these |
| 00:10:46 |
Yeah, well, uh... listen, I |
| 00:10:49 |
What? What's wrong? |
| 00:10:52 |
that a I promised George that I'd give |
| 00:10:56 |
- by Friday night. |
| 00:10:58 |
Yeah, I know, I'm sorry, this is just something I had |
| 00:11:04 |
that kid can come-up with seventy-five |
| 00:11:14 |
TOWN TALK WITH GEORGE |
| 00:11:16 |
George Newman. He starts where the others stop. |
| 00:11:18 |
Sex with furniture, what do you think? |
| 00:11:21 |
The world watched in amazement as he unlocked |
| 00:11:25 |
the mysteries of Al Caponio's glove compartment. |
| 00:11:28 |
Road maps! |
| 00:11:29 |
He blow the lid off Satanism. |
| 00:11:32 |
Look, all I was trying to say.. |
| 00:11:37 |
Sometimes shocking, always controversial. |
| 00:11:43 |
shows are afraid to touch. He pries, |
| 00:11:49 |
the answers, he gets the facts, |
| 00:11:59 |
Lesbian, Nazi Hookers, abducted by UFO's |
| 00:12:03 |
and forced into weight lose programs, |
| 00:12:22 |
George, what's a matter? |
| 00:12:31 |
Oh... why'd I ask? |
| 00:12:38 |
Somethin' I can do to help? |
| 00:12:41 |
Not unless you've got seventy-five thousand dollars. |
| 00:12:54 |
No... sorry. |
| 00:12:57 |
This is ridiculous. |
| 00:13:08 |
The U62 telethon is on the air! |
| 00:13:18 |
Hey, dad, you better turn on Channel 62. |
| 00:13:28 |
Now, we're not asking for donations. |
| 00:13:30 |
What we are doing is offering everyone in |
| 00:13:34 |
This is one share of stock in Channel 62. |
| 00:13:42 |
day and a half,will be to sell seventy-five |
| 00:13:48 |
If we succeed, then the station |
| 00:13:51 |
Now I'm calling out an S.O.S. Save Our Station! |
| 00:13:57 |
We've got volunteers right over here that will |
| 00:14:00 |
around the clock for the next two days |
| 00:14:04 |
Whaddaya say, kids? Can we do it? |
| 00:14:20 |
I think it's time you boys paid |
| 00:14:31 |
Um ya, I'm calling on behalf of our station |
| 00:14:35 |
and where trying, really raisin' |
| 00:14:39 |
channel 62 and we'd really appreciate if |
| 00:14:43 |
I'll wash them for you. |
| 00:14:47 |
Well so far, guys your response |
| 00:14:52 |
but we've still got a long way to go... |
| 00:14:56 |
you're not only will you be helping |
| 00:15:00 |
You're doing great, Stanley. Now remember, |
| 00:15:05 |
to go before tomorrow night. |
| 00:15:09 |
All right, now just take it easy... |
| 00:15:15 |
Is there anything I can get you? |
| 00:15:17 |
Some play-doh |
| 00:15:19 |
NO NO no, give some bubble some real big bubbles. |
| 00:15:24 |
I'll 'see what I can do. |
| 00:15:33 |
Who is it? |
| 00:15:38 |
Pizza? For me? Oh boy! |
| 00:15:45 |
I like peppers, but I love anchovies |
| 00:15:49 |
Some times I like to get a pizza |
| 00:15:55 |
No peppers or olives or onions, |
| 00:15:59 |
So... are we gonna kill him? |
| 00:16:02 |
The boss just wants us to keep |
| 00:16:08 |
Hey... wait a minute... |
| 00:16:20 |
ON THE AIR |
| 00:16:23 |
George, George, you've got to do something. |
| 00:16:25 |
Every minute Stanley's off the air, |
| 00:16:28 |
Yeah... listen, just stall as long |
| 00:16:32 |
OK. |
| 00:16:34 |
They're doing everything they can. I'm telling you, |
| 00:16:48 |
Okay, I'm thinking Of something... orange. |
| 00:16:53 |
Something orange... orange... |
| 00:16:59 |
Get it? This is fun, huh? Okay, now I'm |
| 00:17:09 |
Let me kill him. Please let me kill him. |
| 00:17:34 |
What! Don't you like Baonaza!? |
| 00:17:54 |
Ok Philo, go to commercial. |
| 00:17:56 |
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK... |
| 00:18:01 |
Next week on U62... |
| 00:18:04 |
He's back |
| 00:18:06 |
And this time |
| 00:18:08 |
He's mad |
| 00:18:12 |
No more mister passive resistance |
| 00:18:15 |
He's out to kick some butt |
| 00:18:19 |
This is one bad mother you don't wanna mess with |
| 00:18:28 |
Don't move, slimeball |
| 00:18:33 |
He's a one man recking crew |
| 00:18:38 |
But he also knows how to party |
| 00:18:43 |
Gimme a steak, medium rare |
| 00:18:47 |
There is only one law |
| 00:18:49 |
His law |
| 00:18:58 |
Hey, mister! Change? You got change? |
| 00:19:06 |
Hey, come on, can't you help a guy out? |
| 00:19:16 |
Don't spend it all in one place. |
| 00:19:20 |
Wow! Oh I can't believe it. |
| 00:19:44 |
Um, Mr. Fletcher, may I speak to you for a moment? |
| 00:19:49 |
Personnel is that way, young lady. |
| 00:19:51 |
No, I'm not here about a job, |
| 00:19:55 |
Channel 62? Oh yes, |
| 00:20:00 |
to turning it into a rubble heap |
| 00:20:03 |
Wait a minute. Would you please just listen. |
| 00:20:07 |
George Newman has turned that |
| 00:20:10 |
this community cares about. |
| 00:20:14 |
little punk who should never have |
| 00:20:17 |
and if he sent you here |
| 00:20:19 |
George doesn't know I'm here. |
| 00:20:21 |
Look, it just seems to me there's more |
| 00:20:27 |
Besides, a little competition is |
| 00:20:30 |
The community? Let me tell you something. |
| 00:20:33 |
This community means about as much to me |
| 00:20:49 |
You guys...? Hey, you guys...? |
| 00:20:55 |
You better come fix it. |
| 00:21:00 |
HEY... MY SHIRT GLOWS IN THE DARK! |
| 00:21:05 |
Would you shut him up? |
| 00:21:09 |
I got an itch I got an itch I got an itch |
| 00:21:16 |
I got an itch I got an itch |
| 00:21:23 |
Shut up! You're makin' us nuts. |
| 00:21:27 |
Now I got three guys out here |
| 00:21:33 |
that would love to cut your tongue out. |
| 00:21:38 |
But I don't want them to do that. I told |
| 00:21:46 |
... Stanley, be nice. |
| 00:21:50 |
MY MOP!! |
| 00:22:00 |
¡Please! |
| 00:22:48 |
It's a mop |
| 00:23:03 |
¿¿?? |
| 00:23:21 |
Yeah. |
| 00:23:34 |
Stanley! |
| 00:23:38 |
Don't move, Spadowski. |
| 00:23:42 |
Don't even breathe. |
| 00:23:52 |
What are we gonna do now? |
| 00:23:55 |
I'll handle this. |
| 00:25:51 |
HELICOPTER RIDES- $20 |
| 00:28:18 |
Who's this guy? |
| 00:28:21 |
I'm you're worst nightmare |
| 00:28:28 |
Listen, I can see you guys are pretty busy... |
| 00:28:32 |
Forget it, pal. We're all goin' for a little ride. |
| 00:28:37 |
Oh. Well, we're gonna have to take your car... |
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Just shut up, kid. You know, you really botched thing up. |
| 00:28:46 |
If you hadn'ta stuck your face in our business, |
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we'd all be goin' home soon. |
| 00:28:56 |
But now I'm gonna have to put you and |
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Red rum! Red rum! |
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What was that? |
| 00:29:13 |
Hold on. Though hear something? |
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I don't know... |
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SUPPLIES |
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Supplies !!! |
| 00:29:36 |
Hey, everybody! They're back! |
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Friends, there comes a time in every man's life |
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where he has to look the potato |
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There's a powerful evil force in |
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I've seen it. And I don't want it to pop |
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No! |
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I can't hear you! |
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No! ! |
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I can't hear you!!! |
| 00:31:00 |
No! ! ! |
| 00:31:02 |
Wait a minute, wait a minute. |
| 00:31:06 |
Alright, say it again! |
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No! ! ! |
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And now, a Special Report from the owner |
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Good evening ladies and gentlemen. |
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to speak on a matter which is |
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I want to show you how one small |
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disrupt and destroy the moral fiber |
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SIGNAL OVER-RIDE |
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The following may upset you. It may even shock you. |
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But I feel it is my duty as a concerned |
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This community means about as much to me |
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You think I care about |
| 00:32:06 |
If you took their combined IQ |
| 00:32:10 |
you might have enough intelligence |
| 00:32:14 |
drool all over yourself first. I can't stand |
| 00:32:20 |
to puke.But there is one good thing about |
| 00:32:25 |
sheep.I always know I've got them |
| 00:32:50 |
Seventy-three thousand dollars! WOHOO! |
| 00:32:54 |
We just hit the seventy-three thousand dollar mark! |
| 00:32:57 |
OK Mouseketeers, Come on! We can do it! |
| 00:33:04 |
Whaddaya say, stranger. |
| 00:33:08 |
Teri? What are you doing here? |
| 00:33:14 |
Well what ever gave you that idea? |
| 00:33:17 |
Well, I think my first clue was when |
| 00:33:22 |
Oh. Well, George no matter what happens tonight |
| 00:33:27 |
I just want you to know that I'm so proud of you. |
| 00:33:35 |
Uncle Harvey! Listen, we'll |
| 00:33:39 |
It just may take a few minutes |
| 00:33:42 |
Look, kid, if it were up to me, |
| 00:33:46 |
But you know, Big Louie is a punctual kinda guy. |
| 00:33:56 |
Okay, Okay, I know a lot of you people |
| 00:34:00 |
Well, this is it! This is the last minute! |
| 00:34:03 |
What are you doing here? |
| 00:34:08 |
Why aren't you home in bed? |
| 00:34:21 |
This party is over, Mr. Newman. |
| 00:34:28 |
You can say that again... |
| 00:34:39 |
Okay, Fletcher, you win... give me the money. |
| 00:34:47 |
What are you crazy?! Give me the money! |
| 00:34:52 |
Please! If you don't mind, there are a few things I'd like to say |
| 00:34:57 |
to these people before this transaction takes place... |
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Dear friends. I'm sure that one day you'll realize that |
| 00:35:20 |
by shutting down this hot bed of subversive activity... |
| 00:35:23 |
Hey, Mister... |
| 00:35:27 |
I was just wondering if it was too late to buy shares. |
| 00:35:31 |
- I'll take whatever you got left. |
| 00:35:36 |
Two thousand dollars. Keep the change. |
| 00:35:52 |
Uh... Mr. Big Louie, sir? |
| 00:35:58 |
Seventy-five thousand dollars... it's all here. |
| 00:36:03 |
Uncle Harvey... |
| 00:36:07 |
Hey! What's going on here? |
| 00:36:10 |
Now wait just one minute here! |
| 00:36:13 |
We did it! The station's ours! |
| 00:36:42 |
Wow look that |
| 00:36:45 |
You can't do this! We had an agreement, |
| 00:36:49 |
Aw, blow it out your ear scuz bag. |
| 00:36:53 |
R.J. Fletcher? |
| 00:36:55 |
So what if I am? |
| 00:36:57 |
I've noticed that your station is late |
| 00:37:02 |
Now, normally this kind of violation |
| 00:37:06 |
but I've been watching you lately |
| 00:37:10 |
Yah, I'm revoking your license. |
| 00:37:15 |
HI! Pamela Finklestein here |
| 00:37:19 |
turn of events. Not only has the once-powerful |
| 00:37:23 |
thoroughly crushed and defeated, |
| 00:37:28 |
they've been completely stripped |
| 00:37:32 |
Oh well what do you have to say about it, |
| 00:37:36 |
Dad! Where's my dad? What's going on here? |
| 00:37:45 |
Awvw... |
| 00:37:50 |
Daddddd! |
| 00:37:54 |
Philo... Hey, you really went beyond |
| 00:37:58 |
Glad to have been of service, George. |
| 00:38:00 |
Well, it appears my work |
| 00:38:05 |
I must now return to my home on the planet Zarkon. |
| 00:38:09 |
Okay, well, have fun. |
| 00:38:16 |
Hey... nice goin' kid. I didn't know |
| 00:38:22 |
Thanks, Uncle Harvey. Have a |
| 00:38:26 |
Say hi to Aunt Esther for me. |
| 00:38:33 |
Excuse me, aren't you R.J. Fletcher? |
| 00:38:43 |
Stanley! Congratulations, |
| 00:38:46 |
Hey George I want you to know that |
| 00:38:49 |
Well, I'm mighty proud of you too, Stanley. |
| 00:38:50 |
In fact, I'd like to present you |
| 00:38:56 |
A trophy! That that's me? |
| 00:39:01 |
'Stanley... World's Greatest |
| 00:39:07 |
Ah, George... I've never had any one |
| 00:39:12 |
It's big. George, you're my |
| 00:39:19 |
I'm gonna go show this to everybody right now!! |
| 00:39:25 |
Hey! Hey, I know you! You're the guy |
| 00:39:33 |
Mint penny!Thanks a lot, mister! |
| 00:39:41 |
After I cashed it in, I had enough money |
| 00:39:46 |
plus, I got this neat watch. |
| 00:39:51 |
It's a Ro-lex. See? |
| 00:40:05 |
Um, George? |
| 00:40:08 |
You know those dreams |
| 00:40:11 |
Yeah...? |
| 00:40:13 |
Well, do you think that maybe |
| 00:40:21 |
Honey... from now on, you're |
| 00:40:27 |
Aww... George... |
| 00:40:29 |
Darlin'... let's leave |
| 00:40:33 |
Let's go this very minute |
| 00:40:36 |
let's wait 'til tomorrow... |
| 00:40:38 |
But, why? Why? |
| 00:40:41 |
Because tomorrow... is another day! |
| 00:40:45 |
I knew she was gonna say that. |
| 00:41:05 |
Doradio i namuèio se |
| 00:41:13 |
- b e t c h a - |
| 00:41:24 |
Put down your remote control |
| 00:41:31 |
Put away your jacket |
| 00:41:37 |
Don't you know that we control the horizontal |
| 00:41:42 |
We control the verticle, too |
| 00:41:46 |
We gonna make a couch potato out of you |
| 00:41:54 |
Don't change the channel |
| 00:41:58 |
We got it all on UHF |
| 00:42:01 |
Kick off your sneakers |
| 00:42:05 |
We got it all on UHF |
| 00:42:09 |
Don't worry 'bout your laundry |
| 00:42:12 |
Just crank up the volume |
| 00:42:15 |
We got it all, we got it all, |
| 00:42:27 |
Disconnect the phone and |
| 00:42:34 |
You better put away your homework |
| 00:42:41 |
All you do is make yourself a TV dinner |
| 00:42:46 |
Press your face right up against the screen |
| 00:42:50 |
We gonna show you thangs you ain't ever seen |
| 00:42:55 |
If you know what I mean, now |
| 00:42:58 |
Don't change the channel |
| 00:43:01 |
We got it all on UHF |
| 00:43:05 |
Kick off your sneakers |
| 00:43:09 |
We got it all on UHF |
| 00:43:12 |
Don't worry 'bout your laundry |
| 00:43:16 |
Just crank up the volume |
| 00:43:19 |
We got it all, we got it all, we got it all on UHF |
| 00:43:57 |
You can watch us all day |
| 00:44:01 |
You can watch us any time that you please |
| 00:44:04 |
You can sit around and stare at the picture tube |
| 00:44:08 |
'Till your brain turns into cottage cheese |
| 00:44:13 |
Don't change the channel |
| 00:44:16 |
We got it all on UHF |
| 00:44:20 |
Kick off your sneakers |
| 00:44:24 |
We got it all on UHF |
| 00:44:27 |
Don't worry 'bout your laundry |
| 00:44:30 |
Just crank up the volume |
| 00:44:34 |
We got it all, we got it all, |
| 00:46:02 |
This Film is Dedicated to the |
