Under The Tuscan Sun

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00:00:12 Before I start signing these,
00:00:13 I need to thank somebody
00:00:16 When I had her at State--
00:00:19 I never had her.
00:00:23 What I meant was
00:00:25 I had the worst case
00:00:29 All I had were terrible ideas.
00:00:32 I was just about
00:00:34 when she said something to me
00:00:42 She said, "Terrible ideas
00:00:47 Given the right encouragement,
00:00:51 She told me to take one,
00:00:55 Well, I did.
00:00:59 Frances Mayes,
00:01:02 may I please French kiss
00:01:05 Go for it, Willie boy!
00:01:06 Married, William.
00:01:12 Proud of me?
00:01:13 Ridiculously.
00:01:15 Frances, these are amazing.
00:01:17 Chocolate is timing, my friend.
00:01:20 - The rest is magic.
00:01:22 - Where is the wine?
00:01:25 Tom is one lucky bastard.
00:01:27 A literary wife
00:01:29 I swear, if you tell me
00:01:31 I'll go home and kill myself.
00:01:33 Never in the nude.
00:01:35 Actually, if you knew Frances,
00:01:39 Thanks.
00:01:40 - How's the novel going?
00:01:43 But the procrastination
00:01:46 Soon it will breed
00:01:49 and then I'll just become
00:01:52 What about Tom?
00:01:55 Fine.
00:01:57 You know Tom?
00:01:58 I met him recently,
00:02:02 The other coincidence is that
00:02:06 I did?
00:02:09 You didn't.
00:02:11 Well, I'm sorry.
00:02:14 I'm sure there were a lot
00:02:18 And I really hope
00:02:21 You called my lead character
00:02:26 I think bad reviews
00:02:29 Give him a brownie.
00:02:31 I would like to give you this.
00:02:33 You said you just couldn't
00:02:37 where the protagonist was a guy
00:02:39 who spent all of his time living
00:02:44 I just find that ironic.
00:02:48 Ironic. Why?
00:02:52 Ask your husband.
00:03:05 What did he just say?
00:03:27 Frances?
00:03:29 Frances?
00:03:33 I've got some
00:03:37 I just got off the phone
00:03:40 and they're going to
00:03:46 How can we be talking
00:03:48 when I hardly make enough money?
00:03:51 But you supported him
00:03:54 Yes.
00:03:55 But while he was researching
00:03:58 I worked while
00:04:01 Unfortunately,
00:04:04 He was having an affair.
00:04:05 California's a no-fault state.
00:04:08 His attorney indicated
00:04:09 would prefer an alimony buy-out.
00:04:12 Since you two were living
00:04:15 I don't think
00:04:18 They're probably talking about
00:04:24 I don't have that money.
00:04:25 Unfortunately, you do.
00:04:29 The house?
00:04:30 Its value went through the roof
00:04:35 And renovated it
00:04:38 Well, it's all
00:04:44 So he gets
00:04:49 There's leeway, and we'll make
00:04:53 But there is a bargaining chip.
00:04:56 - He wants to keep living there?
00:05:00 And if you let him have it,
00:05:02 you could end up with
00:05:06 I understand he wants it
00:05:09 I'm sorry.
00:05:15 How would he even find the money
00:05:21 Oh.
00:05:24 Oh.
00:05:27 Wow.
00:05:28 Apparently, she likes the place.
00:05:31 It's near the right schools.
00:05:35 Schools?
00:05:37 She's...
00:05:47 You're gonna get over this.
00:05:49 You will, Frances.
00:05:53 Someday,
00:05:58 Right.
00:06:00 And the desk?
00:06:02 The desk goes.
00:06:04 No, the desk can stay.
00:06:07 - The couch?
00:06:15 Wait a minute.
00:06:22 How about the chairs?
00:06:24 They stay, too.
00:06:26 Actually, everything's going
00:06:32 Those boxes
00:06:36 If you don't mind.
00:06:39 You're sure?
00:06:40 Yeah.
00:06:42 The bedroom?
00:06:45 Nope.
00:06:46 - Kitchen?
00:06:54 So then we're done.
00:06:58 We're done.
00:07:22 You getting a divorce?
00:07:26 It shows?
00:07:28 These are furnished,
00:07:30 That's who we get.
00:07:32 Your neighbor in 2-B.
00:07:35 His divorce has been
00:07:38 Nice guy.
00:07:40 Gives free legal advice
00:07:45 If his crying gets on your
00:07:49 - He'll stop.
00:07:54 Guy above you is a doctor.
00:07:57 - What do you do?
00:07:59 So you can help the others
00:08:04 Wow.
00:08:05 You're one of those
00:08:08 Not really.
00:08:11 Well, here's your keys.
00:08:14 Have a good stay.
00:08:16 Thanks.
00:08:31 Home.
00:08:42 Ta-da!
00:08:43 You start a marriage
00:08:45 Finish it that way, too.
00:08:47 The beginning and the end
00:08:50 Too bad about those years
00:08:52 - Sorry.
00:08:54 Things got crazy
00:08:56 Hi. You made it
00:08:59 Bravo.
00:09:01 - To freedom.
00:09:04 Thanks.
00:09:09 You're not drinking.
00:09:13 Fifth time was a charm.
00:09:14 Oh, my God!
00:09:16 Patti!
00:09:19 - May.
00:09:21 Oh, my God!
00:09:22 I'm going to be an auntie!
00:09:24 I'm going to be an auntie.
00:09:30 It changes our plans a bit.
00:09:32 Well, of course.
00:09:33 We were about to take a 10-day
00:09:37 But I don't want Patti flying.
00:09:39 Small sacrifice.
00:09:41 We decided to change
00:09:45 into an upgraded ticket for you.
00:09:52 Oh.
00:09:54 This is amazing.
00:09:56 Really generous.
00:09:57 Thank you, but no.
00:10:01 How can you say no to Tuscany?
00:10:04 No.
00:10:06 That's your depression speaking.
00:10:08 It doesn't speak Italian.
00:10:11 Besides,
00:10:13 Then what are you still doing
00:10:16 - Those are my people.
00:10:19 Guys, come on.
00:10:22 Thank you so much.
00:10:24 But there is no way I can go
00:10:28 - I'm not ready to meet anyone.
00:10:30 - We can assure you.
00:10:34 It's a gay tour
00:10:37 So it would be
00:10:39 You know, mostly couples.
00:10:41 No one would be there
00:10:44 And you could concentrate and
00:10:48 My inner voice?
00:10:50 My inner voice
00:10:53 "What am I doing
00:10:55 Frances, it's Italy!
00:10:58 Plus, you could use it
00:11:02 Well, I'm busy. I have to
00:11:06 Instead of working
00:11:08 Wow.
00:11:10 Are you being mean
00:11:15 Okay. Don't kill each other
00:11:22 Can we please just talk
00:11:24 I think you're in danger.
00:11:26 Of?
00:11:28 Of never recovering.
00:11:31 You know when you come across
00:11:35 And you think,
00:11:39 Well, there came a time
00:11:42 where they were at a crossroads.
00:11:44 Crossroads.
00:11:47 Someplace where they had to
00:11:51 This is no time to be
00:11:54 I'm not being a chickenshit.
00:11:56 I'm not.
00:11:57 Okay, promise me
00:12:00 I'll think about it.
00:12:02 Okay.
00:12:04 I got a feeling about you.
00:12:06 - Are you looking for a place?
00:12:09 - You getting a divorce?
00:12:12 We got short-term apartments.
00:12:13 But don't worry.
00:12:15 We got a writer.
00:12:18 The doctor could help you
00:12:30 Hey!
00:12:32 Sorry.
00:12:33 It's okay.
00:12:36 - Do you want to come over?
00:12:42 Maybe later.
00:12:50 Maybe later.
00:13:10 Hello?
00:13:11 Patti, when do I leave?
00:13:22 Hi, I'm David.
00:13:25 And you are "Gay & Away"!
00:13:30 And welcome to your first day
00:13:35 Now, I saw most of you getting
00:13:39 But I wanted to make sure
00:13:41 Hey, Frances.
00:13:43 - Now, Frances is straight.
00:13:46 And she just survived
00:13:48 And according to her friend
00:13:51 So, Frances, why don't you stand
00:13:58 No.
00:14:01 Hi!
00:14:02 You're the bachelor, Frances.
00:14:08 Okay, everyone,
00:14:11 Good God, I cannot believe
00:14:14 Okay, everyone, we're here!
00:14:18 Oops.
00:14:30 You're empty.
00:14:33 Whoo!
00:14:35 - Little more vino?
00:14:38 - Can a black gal get a drink?
00:14:41 Frances, little more?
00:14:44 Mm-hmm.
00:14:45 You've got to loosen up, honey.
00:15:32 Buongiorno.
00:15:37 Si.
00:15:50 What?
00:16:34 Pretty awesome, isn't it?
00:16:38 Yes, I think you could say that.
00:16:41 Pretty awesome.
00:16:43 God, how am I gonna get
00:16:47 I mean, how do you begin
00:16:50 If you have a pen,
00:16:53 Are you a good writer?
00:16:57 I used to be.
00:16:59 All right.
00:17:00 Well, have a go.
00:17:04 To my mom.
00:17:05 Dear Mom.
00:17:10 Dear Mom.
00:17:12 It's market day in Cortona.
00:17:15 The piazza is an ongoing party,
00:17:21 Clichés converge
00:17:24 You almost want to laugh,
00:17:27 these Italians know more
00:17:31 I eat a hot grape
00:17:33 and the violet sweetness
00:17:36 It even smells purple.
00:17:38 I wish I could stay longer, but
00:17:42 "Ding-dang-dong," the bell
00:17:47 - I wish you were here.
00:17:51 Rodney.
00:17:55 Thanks.
00:18:02 "It even smells like purple"?
00:18:04 My mom will never believe
00:18:06 Keep it.
00:18:11 I'm sorry.
00:18:32 Bramasole.
00:18:33 "Bramasole."
00:18:40 It's a nice little villa.
00:18:45 Are you going to buy it?
00:18:47 No, no, no.
00:18:48 I'm just a tourist
00:18:51 So?
00:18:53 Well, who wouldn't want to buy
00:18:56 But the way my life's been going
00:19:03 A terrible idea.
00:19:04 Mm-hmm.
00:19:07 Don't you just love those?
00:19:37 Sorry, everybody.
00:19:39 Look at the sheep.
00:20:10 Stop the bus!
00:20:12 Stop the bus!
00:20:53 Hello?
00:20:57 Hello?
00:21:02 Shit.
00:21:25 Oh, excuse me.
00:21:27 Oh, I'm sorry.
00:21:29 Can I help you, signora?
00:21:30 Yes, I thought
00:21:33 Oh, no.
00:21:36 But, unfortunately,
00:21:39 We like it very much,
00:21:43 Very good.
00:21:46 Excuse me.
00:21:50 They want it.
00:21:53 So soon?
00:21:57 Ask for 20 million lire more,
00:22:01 I'm sorry.
00:22:03 I'm sorry.
00:22:05 I'm afraid that there has
00:22:09 It is now 20 million lire
00:22:11 Why? It didn't get
00:22:14 The contessa feels
00:22:17 since you agreed to buy it.
00:22:18 That logic is absurd.
00:22:20 Excuse me?
00:22:22 What is the price?
00:22:25 Are you bidding against us?
00:22:27 Wait.
00:22:30 No, this is a beautiful house.
00:22:33 And whoever wants it
00:22:36 The contessa says that
00:22:39 since there is so much
00:22:42 the price is now double.
00:22:45 Since the last 10 seconds?
00:22:46 Normale.
00:22:49 You greedy Americans.
00:22:53 You ruin everything.
00:22:54 A lot of us feel
00:22:57 We're going.
00:23:00 Fascists!
00:23:03 And her?
00:23:07 We'll see.
00:23:09 Is it really double the price?
00:23:15 I can't pay double the price.
00:23:18 But please tell the contessa
00:23:21 that this is what I got for
00:23:30 Minus the work on the place.
00:23:35 Hammers, buckets.
00:23:39 Men.
00:23:40 Chocolate.
00:23:44 And a rental car
00:23:47 when this all turns out
00:23:50 That's what I can pay.
00:23:52 Signora.
00:23:55 You've not even seen the house.
00:23:57 Oh.
00:24:00 Well.
00:24:04 Well, I...
00:24:08 I can't go back
00:24:13 No.
00:24:15 No.
00:24:16 I'm sorry, signora.
00:24:18 The contessa's family lived here
00:24:20 so understandably it is
00:24:26 Money is not the only issue.
00:24:31 A sign.
00:24:33 I understand.
00:24:37 Well, thank you.
00:24:47 Oh!
00:24:48 - Oh.
00:24:50 Please.
00:24:55 What did she say?
00:24:58 In Italy, what happened to you
00:25:01 - It is?
00:25:02 And now... would you
00:25:05 First, we open an account.
00:25:08 Here is the legal description.
00:25:12 - I'm sorry.
00:25:13 The land is measured by
00:25:17 to plow it.
00:25:18 Oh.
00:25:28 Just like that?
00:25:30 Before the money's
00:25:32 It's a house, not a Vespa.
00:25:34 What are you going to do,
00:25:36 Besides, Signor Martini
00:25:54 Okay. We'll take care
00:25:57 Normale.
00:25:58 Normale?
00:26:00 Normale.
00:26:00 Normale.
00:26:04 I have bought a house
00:26:08 A house and the land it takes
00:26:12 Not having a plow or an o x,
00:26:13 I'll have to take their word
00:26:16 Buyer's remorse is
00:26:18 among new homeowners.
00:26:20 Just because you have
00:26:24 that doesn't mean
00:26:26 Everybody knows old houses
00:26:31 Especially 300-year-old houses.
00:26:35 I have inherited 10, 000
00:26:42 every issue of "La Nazione"
00:26:46 and assorted previous tenants.
00:26:50 Ugh!
00:27:06 The trick to overcoming buyer's
00:27:10 Pick one room
00:27:13 Go slowly through the house.
00:27:15 Be polite, introduce yourself,
00:27:18 so it can introduce itself
00:27:24 You did what?
00:27:26 Frances bought a house
00:27:29 And you're gonna
00:27:31 Well, I'm not there alone.
00:27:34 - How's the belly?
00:27:37 I can't believe you did this.
00:27:41 Yes.
00:27:43 Why? What?
00:27:46 Are you telling me
00:27:48 - I don't know. Did you?
00:27:51 You're the one who made
00:27:54 Oh, yeah.
00:27:56 Okay. Wow!
00:27:59 You bought a villa in Tuscany!
00:28:00 - So, what's the place like?
00:28:04 - Well, who's gonna do it?
00:28:06 You are?
00:28:07 I never realized
00:28:09 I can do things.
00:28:12 The drain in your kitchen?
00:28:14 I handed you the rubber thingy.
00:28:16 The plunger?
00:28:20 I can't believe it.
00:28:23 I'm sorry.
00:28:26 I can make this work.
00:28:29 Of course I didn't mean I was
00:28:33 I can hire the descendents
00:28:35 to do the heavy lifting.
00:28:37 Then, just supervise,
00:28:39 So, have you met him yet?
00:28:42 - Who?
00:28:44 Patti, please.
00:28:46 You know what?
00:28:48 It's starting to rain here
00:28:50 - So I think I have to go now.
00:28:53 I want you to kiss
00:28:55 - Fran.
00:28:59 Can you Star-69 Italy?
00:29:01 No.
00:29:02 I'm gonna try.
00:29:07 Hello?
00:29:12 Okay.
00:29:24 One 1,000,
00:29:26 2-- Aah!
00:29:28 Jesus!
00:29:33 Okay.
00:30:11 Stop it.
00:30:13 Stop it.
00:30:20 Oh, my God.
00:30:21 Oh, my God.
00:30:24 You're gonna be okay.
00:30:30 Just don't fly around, okay?
00:30:36 Oh, God.
00:30:49 Signora?
00:30:52 Signora Mayes?
00:30:55 Buongiorno.
00:30:59 I see you have survived
00:31:02 I'm alive.
00:31:07 Yes.
00:31:10 I'm happy to see
00:31:14 You came to check on me?
00:31:19 You're meeting the contractors
00:31:23 I believe one of them is here.
00:31:25 Here?
00:31:27 Downstairs.
00:31:34 Oh.
00:31:36 Oh, yeah.
00:31:39 I was hoping to take
00:31:42 and return these two small rooms
00:31:45 Oh, wonderful.
00:31:47 You should have been
00:31:49 You have excellent taste.
00:31:52 So, do you think it can be done?
00:31:54 Hidden pipes, a week.
00:31:57 The bathrooms, 3 days.
00:31:59 Signora, give me
00:32:03 and in one month, I will give
00:32:06 Just...
00:32:10 Just leave it to me.
00:32:20 Boom! Boom! Boom!
00:32:23 Oh.
00:32:28 Oh!
00:32:42 He says he fixed it himself
00:32:45 Really?
00:32:47 Oh. You want to see
00:32:50 Okay.
00:32:57 He suggest that
00:33:01 It is important for the
00:33:04 He has a team of experts.
00:33:16 Buongiorno.
00:33:17 Hello, miss.
00:33:19 We are not Italian.
00:33:22 Poland. Oh.
00:33:25 Only me.
00:33:28 I am Pawel.
00:33:29 Oh, Pawel.
00:33:33 Buongiorno.
00:33:35 Jerzy.
00:33:36 Jerzy.
00:33:40 Hello.
00:33:43 Zbignew.
00:33:44 Zbignew.
00:33:46 Frances.
00:33:51 What do you think of Nino?
00:33:52 I know his mother.
00:33:56 Well, then.
00:33:59 Okay. Yes.
00:34:01 Okay. Yes.
00:34:02 Yes, yes.
00:34:10 Okay. Yes.
00:34:36 See, Frances?
00:34:42 Nino!
00:34:44 Oh, God!
00:34:47 Run! Oh!
00:35:14 Okay. Yes.
00:35:33 Kurwa mac!
00:35:35 "Kurwa mac"
00:35:38 I learned that that day.
00:35:40 The fact I'm trying to speak
00:35:42 is just one of the many
00:35:51 Is he a licensed electrician?
00:35:53 No. He's a licensed
00:35:57 Oh.
00:36:02 Czeslaw Milosz.
00:36:06 I like him.
00:36:08 Czeslaw Milosz.
00:36:15 It is only natural getting to
00:36:21 Every day I watch for
00:36:29 And I wonder, was he born here?
00:36:35 Did he love someone here?
00:36:38 Did he lose someone here?
00:36:47 He doesn't seem as curious
00:36:53 These days, I'm something
00:37:00 I'm pretty good
00:37:03 Mostly, I like to hang out
00:37:05 conveniently located
00:37:10 Fortunately, there are things
00:37:14 It's my neighbor Placido who's
00:37:16 Today is okay.
00:37:18 But never pick
00:37:22 Okay.
00:37:23 These look good.
00:37:29 Oh, my God.
00:37:30 - Papà!
00:37:32 - I'm finished.
00:37:36 Okay.
00:37:54 - Chiara!
00:37:56 Go and see
00:37:59 Okay.
00:38:01 Go, go.
00:38:05 Ciao.
00:38:08 Oops!
00:38:10 Everything okay?
00:38:12 Si.
00:38:15 Grazie.
00:38:22 Francesca?
00:38:24 No.
00:38:26 Then come to dinner.
00:38:49 Stop it, Mom.
00:38:52 - Is she okay?
00:38:54 Mama, that's enough.
00:38:57 My granny's very sensitive.
00:39:00 She cries all day.
00:39:06 Are we celebrating
00:39:08 Gratitude to the saints
00:39:10 from droughts, mad dogs,
00:39:15 Good evening, everybody.
00:39:17 Katherine!
00:39:19 Do you like it?
00:39:22 I suppose it wasn't a terrible
00:39:26 Are you up there all alone?
00:39:30 No.
00:39:33 One? Ha!
00:39:41 I knew this would happen.
00:39:43 Don't blame me.
00:39:44 I told him not to get her
00:39:47 She got an e-mail lover,
00:39:51 Finally, she had to
00:39:55 No mail!
00:39:58 You had it coming.
00:40:00 You're wrong.
00:40:03 Even though I'm old,
00:40:06 I'm so sorry.
00:40:13 - L'amore.
00:40:17 Si.
00:40:19 Hmm?
00:40:23 Celibe?
00:40:24 Celibe.
00:40:27 Celibate?
00:40:28 - Celibate!
00:40:32 No. I mean...
00:40:34 Well, actually, I have to admit
00:40:41 "Celibe" in Italian
00:40:43 He's not asking
00:40:45 He's asking whether or not
00:40:48 Thank you.
00:40:51 No, I'm not.
00:40:55 - Everything all right, darling?
00:41:00 He is.
00:41:05 Oh, my God.
00:41:07 - I feel like such an idiot.
00:41:09 Flirting's a ritual in Italy.
00:41:13 Taste this.
00:41:17 Mmm!
00:41:19 - How do you do it?
00:41:22 This.
00:41:24 Well, hats make me happy.
00:41:27 And ice cream.
00:41:29 Ice cream changed my fate.
00:41:32 It was because of ice cream
00:41:34 that my beloved Fefe
00:41:36 Fefe?
00:41:38 II Maestro.
00:41:39 Who?
00:41:40 Federico, darling.
00:41:43 Fellini?
00:41:44 He discovered me in the
00:41:48 eating an ice cream.
00:41:50 I was gobbling it down,
00:41:51 letting it run all over my chin
00:41:55 "Do you like ice cream?"
00:41:57 I didn't know who he was.
00:42:01 "You are my imagination
00:42:07 He wasn't just a great director.
00:42:10 I'm listening.
00:42:13 Fefe said you have to live
00:42:19 Never lose
00:42:22 and things will come your way.
00:42:30 So now I was getting posthumous
00:42:34 and I tried to follow it
00:42:36 spherically
00:42:42 Oh, my God.
00:42:54 Niente qui.
00:42:59 Niente.
00:43:07 Did you look under the bed?
00:43:16 Could you look under the pillow?
00:43:23 Huh!
00:43:25 No.
00:43:32 Maybe he moved out already.
00:43:34 Snakes are famous
00:43:42 What am I doing here
00:43:45 Don't you think it's strange?
00:43:48 Me in this big house?
00:43:51 Excuse me.
00:43:54 I'm sorry.
00:44:03 You are cold, Signora Mayes.
00:44:04 Yeah.
00:44:07 Thank you.
00:44:18 Do you know the most surprising
00:44:22 It doesn't actually kill you,
00:44:25 like a bullet to the heart
00:44:30 It should.
00:44:33 When someone you've promised to
00:44:38 says, "I never loved you,"
00:44:44 You shouldn't have to wake up
00:44:47 trying to understand how
00:44:51 The light just never went on,
00:44:54 I must have have known,
00:44:56 but I was too scared
00:45:00 Then fear just makes you
00:45:04 No. It's not stupid,
00:45:08 L'amore è cieco.
00:45:09 Oh, love is blind.
00:45:13 Everybody has that saying
00:45:19 I don't want to be blind
00:45:22 This house has three bedrooms.
00:45:23 What if there's never anyone
00:45:27 And the kitchen, what if there's
00:45:31 I wake up in the night
00:45:34 I mean, you're the stupidest
00:45:37 You bought a house for a life
00:45:44 Why did you do it, then?
00:45:50 Because I'm sick of being afraid
00:45:53 and because I still want things.
00:45:56 I want a wedding in this house,
00:45:59 and I want a family
00:46:08 Signora,
00:46:12 there is a section of the Alps
00:46:16 It is an impossibly steep,
00:46:19 They built a train track
00:46:22 to connect Vienna and Venice.
00:46:24 They built these tracks before
00:46:28 that could make the trip.
00:46:31 They built it because they knew
00:46:58 I think your snake has gone
00:47:02 Yes.
00:47:11 Signora.
00:47:14 Please stop being so sad.
00:47:17 If you continue like this,
00:47:19 I will be forced
00:47:22 And I've never been unfaithful
00:47:38 Buonanotte, signora.
00:47:39 Yes.
00:47:41 Grazie.
00:47:45 Prego.
00:47:57 A train track through the Alps
00:48:00 Signor Martini wants me
00:48:03 Something I've never been good
00:48:07 Not that I don't want faith.
00:48:11 But as a fallen-away Methodist,
00:48:12 I do not expect to emerge
00:48:16 although I admit some
00:48:19 To my surprise, I have become
00:48:22 It started the night she stood
00:48:26 knowing full well
00:48:29 Yet, somehow, she seems more
00:48:32 than Santa Maria.
00:48:35 Aunt Mary is everywhere here,
00:48:39 that all things will go on
00:49:02 Buon Natale.
00:49:03 Buon Natale.
00:49:04 This is my wife, Flora.
00:49:05 Oh!
00:49:07 And my daughter, Stella.
00:49:08 Stella, buon Natale.
00:49:12 Bellissima.
00:49:14 What a beautiful family.
00:49:16 Wow.
00:49:18 I thought I might see you,
00:49:23 It is San Lorenzo.
00:49:25 He is the patron saint of cooks.
00:49:27 Apparently, he was martyred on a
00:49:31 "Turn me over.
00:49:33 No!
00:49:34 Yes. And now he is
00:49:37 Oh!
00:49:38 I think if you prayed to him,
00:49:40 he will help you find
00:49:44 Thank you, Signor Martini.
00:49:55 Merry Christmas, Signora.
00:49:57 Buon Natale.
00:50:17 My prayers to San Lorenzo
00:50:20 I realized I already
00:50:25 Plenty of someones.
00:51:30 - Bravo!
00:51:34 - Bravo!
00:51:35 Bravo!
00:51:37 Aah!
00:51:38 Aah!
00:51:45 - Good.
00:51:55 No!
00:51:56 Aah! Aah! Aah!
00:52:15 Have you talked to her yet?
00:52:19 Si.
00:52:21 I have talked to her.
00:52:23 Why don't you go
00:52:26 Okay.
00:52:51 Katherine!
00:52:56 Francesca!
00:52:58 I'm having my portrait painted.
00:53:02 Katherine?
00:53:03 Come through.
00:53:16 Oh.
00:53:21 - I'll come back another time.
00:53:25 Frances, this is Zeus.
00:53:29 He's an art student
00:53:31 He's staying with me while
00:53:34 More vino, darling.
00:53:42 Hmm.
00:53:44 He's not bad.
00:53:47 He's not good, either.
00:53:51 Look, I'm going to go,
00:53:55 Oh, you're so boring!
00:53:57 What?
00:53:58 I said you're boring.
00:54:00 Look at you!
00:54:02 You're sad.
00:54:03 Again!
00:54:05 You're like a big black hole.
00:54:09 Excuse me, but I...
00:54:10 Fefe always said,
00:54:15 They're the past crippling you
00:54:19 I just walked in the door.
00:54:20 How are you ever going to be
00:54:25 Listen,
00:54:29 I used to spend hours
00:54:31 Finally, I'd just give up
00:54:35 When I woke up,
00:54:40 So?
00:54:42 So go work on your house
00:54:47 I said go!
00:54:49 I'm going!
00:54:55 Work on the house
00:55:00 Gee, why hadn't
00:55:03 There comes a time
00:55:06 when one doesn't want
00:55:09 There comes a time when you
00:55:13 staring at you thinking
00:55:15 whispering things in Polish
00:55:16 you're really glad
00:55:22 There's only so much you can
00:55:25 when you just have to get out.
00:56:04 Signorina.
00:56:06 Bella!
00:56:07 Great.
00:56:11 Hilarious.
00:56:14 Goodbye!
00:56:28 You are American?
00:56:30 English? Irish?
00:56:35 There you are.
00:56:37 You said you were gonna meet me.
00:56:39 I've been looking for you
00:56:41 - Who are you?
00:56:43 Mi scusi.
00:56:46 Wait. You just kissed me
00:56:48 Yes.
00:56:50 I'm sorry.
00:56:53 Okay.
00:57:20 You are too late.
00:57:21 I'm sorry?
00:57:22 I've already found
00:57:27 My loss.
00:57:31 I was wondering
00:57:32 I'm trying to find
00:00:03 Chandelier.
00:00:05 - Vetre-ria.
00:00:07 - Vetreria, yes.
00:00:09 Via di La Casanova.
00:00:12 Ah, Via di La Casanova.
00:00:13 - Si.
00:00:15 No.
00:00:16 Oh.
00:00:17 But I know where there is
00:00:19 - My cousin owns one.
00:00:22 Yes. Antiques.
00:00:25 Is it far?
00:00:26 About three hours.
00:00:27 Two if I drive fast.
00:00:30 Two hours?
00:00:31 Okay. One if I drive really,
00:00:38 That's very nice, but thank you.
00:00:43 I know you think maybe I'm
00:00:47 Pull me up?
00:00:50 Pick me up.
00:00:51 Pick me up.
00:00:53 Yes.
00:00:55 But you are the one who grabbed
00:00:59 You're probably one of those
00:01:01 like "Charlie's Angels",
00:01:05 and steal my car.
00:01:07 But I'm willing to take
00:01:09 You're willing?
00:01:13 What is your name?
00:01:15 Marcello.
00:01:17 Of course it is.
00:01:25 Do traffic lights mean anything?
00:01:27 Sure.
00:01:28 Green light.
00:01:30 - Avanti.
00:01:33 And what about red lights?
00:01:34 Just a suggestion.
00:02:04 Marcello. You're crazy.
00:02:09 Thanks a lot.
00:02:12 He doesn't have it.
00:02:13 Why am I not surprised?
00:02:15 - Uncle, I want an ice cream.
00:02:19 - How many have you had today?
00:02:21 Only two? Then get another one.
00:02:29 Maria, get her an ice cream.
00:02:33 This is your bar?
00:02:35 We are a family.
00:02:38 And I sleep there.
00:02:41 Above my cousin's antique store.
00:02:47 Did you ever taste this?
00:02:48 - What is that?
00:02:50 We made this.
00:02:51 - You made it?
00:02:54 We take the lemon, and we take
00:02:58 and then we put in the bottle
00:03:00 with 3/4 of alcohol
00:03:05 Mm-hmm.
00:03:06 And you put the skin
00:03:14 and you leave it
00:03:21 And I forget the rest.
00:03:27 But just try it.
00:03:36 - Do you like it?
00:03:40 You got your ice cream.
00:03:45 My nephew.
00:03:47 Yes.
00:04:23 Hello.
00:04:25 Well, hello.
00:04:27 Hello.
00:04:30 Oh!
00:04:33 Ciao.
00:04:35 Ciao.
00:04:40 Veramente? No.
00:04:42 What?
00:04:44 He says,
00:04:47 He does, does he?
00:04:48 Esattamente.
00:04:50 Ciao, piccolo, Ciao.
00:05:04 I run into you in the street
00:05:09 Didn't you have plans today?
00:05:11 Didn't you have something
00:05:15 So what?
00:05:18 If you smash
00:05:20 you should hold on
00:05:28 And now is not the time.
00:05:32 Not in my opinion.
00:05:35 No.
00:05:41 You have beautiful eyes,
00:05:45 I wish I could swim inside them.
00:05:54 What?
00:05:54 No. It's just that's
00:05:58 think Italian men say.
00:06:00 I guess.
00:06:06 Thank you.
00:06:13 Marcello, I'm sorry.
00:06:15 I'm so sorry.
00:06:18 I'm sorry.
00:06:23 I was married for a long time.
00:06:25 And since then,
00:06:33 Would you like to help me
00:06:40 You are asking me
00:06:43 Yes.
00:06:46 Hmm.
00:06:48 That is exactly
00:06:50 we Italian men think
00:06:52 Oh!
00:06:55 Yeah.
00:06:59 You honor me with your offer.
00:07:48 Francesca.
00:07:49 Yes?
00:07:54 I'm going to make love
00:07:57 Okay.
00:08:08 Okay.
00:08:13 Ohh!
00:08:15 Yeah.
00:08:52 Mamma mia!
00:08:55 Che bella spalla.
00:08:56 - What is spalla?
00:09:02 And what do you call this?
00:09:04 La gola.
00:09:06 La gola.
00:09:07 Mm-hmm.
00:09:09 And this?
00:09:12 Il capezzolo.
00:09:13 Il capezzolo.
00:09:15 Uh-huh.
00:09:17 And this?
00:09:21 Esausto.
00:09:23 Exhausted?
00:09:24 Exhausted.
00:09:25 At least for the next 5 minutes.
00:09:30 Okay.
00:09:32 Okay.
00:09:36 Me too.
00:09:41 It's terrible that you bought
00:09:44 Why?
00:09:48 Because it's not in Positano,
00:09:55 You have to promise
00:09:58 Promise me.
00:10:01 When?
00:10:03 Can you come this weekend?
00:10:07 I think so.
00:10:11 You think so?
00:10:12 Hmm.
00:10:15 You think so?
00:10:23 Yes! Yes! Yes!
00:10:27 Yes!
00:10:28 Yes!
00:10:29 Yes!
00:10:31 Thank you.
00:10:33 # I knew it, I knew it,
00:10:36 Whoo!
00:10:38 I still got it.
00:10:39 I still got it!
00:10:41 Thank God!
00:10:44 Oh, yeah.
00:10:54 Buongiorno.
00:10:58 Buongiorno!
00:11:00 Do I still look sad to you?
00:11:02 No.
00:11:04 Ladybugs, Katherine.
00:11:06 Lots and lots of ladybugs.
00:11:08 Lovely.
00:11:11 Tomorrow.
00:11:40 What?
00:11:41 What?
00:11:43 Oh!
00:11:44 Ha!
00:11:49 I would have told you
00:11:50 but you would have
00:11:55 Oh, look at you!
00:11:58 God damn it, Frances.
00:12:02 - I...
00:12:05 I gotta go pee!
00:12:09 You must be so exhausted.
00:12:11 Oh!
00:12:12 Pbht! See this?
00:12:16 Tell me there's a baby in there.
00:12:18 Mm-hmm.
00:12:21 Big old baby in there.
00:12:24 Right now.
00:12:28 I'm with you.
00:12:33 Oh, jeez.
00:12:40 So, what's it like
00:12:44 I hear the town midwife's good.
00:12:46 She puts a knife under the bed
00:12:52 Florence is an hour away.
00:12:54 You're gonna deliver this baby
00:12:55 in a hospital gown
00:13:20 She ran out on me.
00:13:24 She said she realized she didn't
00:13:38 Oh, disaster, Frances.
00:13:46 How do you do it?
00:13:51 How do you ever breathe again?
00:14:03 Pretty soon.
00:14:09 God, I missed you.
00:14:12 Marcello, I really
00:14:17 Oh, I'm sorry.
00:14:20 Okay, well how about
00:14:24 No, of course, I understand.
00:14:27 I won't forget you.
00:14:31 I think a lot about you, too.
00:14:33 Okay.
00:14:34 Well, until then.
00:14:37 Bye.
00:14:40 There's something strange
00:14:44 It's like they know.
00:14:45 And they know
00:14:48 They're creepy.
00:14:51 The baby's gonna like them
00:14:52 'cause it's gonna be
00:14:54 who goes around saying,
00:14:56 and doing that backward
00:15:02 Life is strange.
00:15:10 Where were you going
00:15:12 Nowhere important.
00:15:14 What's he like?
00:15:16 He's a creepy Italian.
00:15:18 - So go see him.
00:15:20 I want to spend time
00:15:23 I refuse to screw up
00:15:26 Don't be ridiculous, Patti.
00:15:28 You are my love life.
00:16:31 Frances,
00:16:35 There's hot water
00:16:41 Oh, my God.
00:16:42 - That's close to boiling.
00:16:45 They must have crossed
00:16:48 Oh, this is really bad,
00:16:50 Well, it's not good, unless you
00:16:54 That's a contradiction in terms.
00:16:57 I guess it'd be more
00:17:16 Oh, God. Go.
00:17:18 I'm sorry, Frances!
00:17:20 He's sorry.
00:17:23 We have nowhere else
00:17:25 What does that make me?
00:17:26 Saint Francesca,
00:17:30 Pawel, you were doing it
00:17:32 I don't even do it in my bed.
00:17:34 Please, Francesca, help us.
00:17:36 My father don't let us see
00:17:39 Maybe he thinks you're young
00:17:42 It's because I'm Polish.
00:17:44 It will be terrible
00:17:57 "Assassinate."
00:17:59 Did she say you were going
00:18:02 No, she misunderstand.
00:18:04 I didn't say...
00:18:06 Amore, I didn't say,
00:18:10 I said, "I'm going to ask Nino"
00:18:13 for money to help us
00:18:17 - Oh!
00:18:20 I didn't understand.
00:18:23 Married?
00:18:24 You barely understand
00:18:26 We are in love.
00:18:28 And I go with him this weekend.
00:18:30 To the flag-throwing festival.
00:18:35 Throw the flag.
00:18:37 Because I can do it
00:18:41 That's why.
00:18:42 And her father will see.
00:18:44 Francesca?
00:18:45 - Francesca?
00:18:49 - Francesca.
00:18:51 My daughter says
00:18:53 to the festa in Montepulciano.
00:18:56 This is true?
00:18:57 Just a moment, please.
00:19:03 I told him you're taking me
00:19:06 I don't want to lie
00:19:08 Come on, Frances.
00:19:11 Frances?
00:19:14 If I am not with her,
00:19:21 You won't die.
00:19:40 Isn't he great?
00:19:49 Oh, there he is!
00:19:56 These are straight men.
00:19:58 In tights twirling flags.
00:20:02 - Fantastic!
00:20:08 Oh, this is it!
00:20:15 He is fantastic!
00:20:19 Fantastico!
00:20:42 Whoo!
00:21:05 - Yay! Bravo!
00:21:11 Pawel, I love you!
00:21:16 Oh!
00:21:23 Pawel!
00:21:26 - Oh, oh.
00:21:28 Easy. Easy.
00:21:31 Mi scusi.
00:21:38 I throw the flag.
00:21:39 Si, amore.
00:21:44 They're fine.
00:21:48 Let's go.
00:21:49 What is it about love
00:21:56 Take the man with the flowers.
00:21:58 Same deal every day.
00:22:00 I mean, enough already.
00:22:01 Why can he just let it go
00:22:16 Francesca, you see my daughter?
00:22:18 She seems so different.
00:22:20 - Really?
00:22:22 Oh.
00:22:24 Maybe do you know
00:22:28 Placido, I don't know.
00:22:30 Oh.
00:22:31 Hey, Frances, look.
00:22:36 See?
00:22:38 Thank you.
00:22:48 It's Marcello!
00:22:50 Oh, my God!
00:22:55 - Wait a minute.
00:22:57 What's he doing?
00:22:59 Where are you going?
00:23:01 Patti!
00:23:02 Marcello!
00:23:04 Marcello!
00:23:10 Marcello! Ah!
00:23:18 Marcello!
00:23:25 Aaah!
00:23:30 Wait!
00:23:35 Marcello!
00:23:40 We tried you on your cell,
00:23:45 I cannot believe
00:23:47 - He said he couldn't wait.
00:23:49 - Why?
00:23:52 He was nearby
00:23:54 He was very disappointed, okay?
00:23:56 You've got a snail in your ear.
00:23:58 Good.
00:23:59 Really?
00:23:59 No!
00:24:01 He left you a note.
00:24:06 Hold still.
00:24:08 He's going north
00:24:17 Oh, my God.
00:24:18 He had a dream
00:24:20 A white dress?
00:24:22 Damn it, Patti,
00:24:25 I mean, come on,
00:24:27 You could have tied him
00:24:30 You could have
00:24:34 I wouldn't have had to fake it.
00:24:41 Ten fingers.
00:24:46 I commend you
00:24:52 What's her name, Mom?
00:24:53 Alexandra.
00:24:55 Alexandra.
00:25:01 In Italian, the literal
00:25:04 "dare alla luce,"
00:25:08 Alexandra.
00:25:12 Welcome to the light.
00:25:17 All right.
00:25:18 Hi!
00:25:19 Yes! Yes!
00:25:22 Hello, sweetheart.
00:25:25 Alexandra.
00:25:26 Alexandra.
00:25:29 Okay, I can...
00:25:31 Hey, baby.
00:25:33 Oh, you're so cute.
00:25:46 Oh!
00:26:07 Frances.
00:26:11 We are finished.
00:26:38 Poland.
00:26:57 Dziekuje.
00:27:01 Dziekuje.
00:27:32 Come back soon.
00:27:36 Pawel, you too?
00:27:37 Chiara is waiting!
00:27:44 Patti, you want to
00:27:47 We could bring the baby.
00:29:23 I have to buy a white dress.
00:29:41 Excuse me.
00:29:42 - Could you give me a lift?
00:29:48 Grazie.
00:30:10 Grazie.
00:30:11 I could wait and take you back.
00:30:15 Thanks, but I've got
00:30:26 Marcello!
00:30:29 Marcello!
00:30:33 Francesca.
00:30:35 Wait there, I'm coming down.
00:30:47 Francesca.
00:30:49 Look how beautiful you are.
00:30:52 It's incredible to see you.
00:30:57 Every time we made plans,
00:30:59 So this time, I thought
00:31:02 I am surprised.
00:31:06 What brings you to Positano?
00:31:08 What brings me to Positano?
00:31:13 What brings me to Positano?
00:31:16 Marcello.
00:31:17 We're going to be late.
00:31:19 One moment, darling.
00:31:21 I'll be right there.
00:31:28 Wow.
00:31:33 I came at a bad time.
00:31:35 Francesca, wait.
00:31:38 I'm sorry you're hurt.
00:31:41 What did I expect?
00:31:43 You came to Bramasole.
00:31:46 I thought that you...
00:31:47 Wait.
00:31:49 Months ago,
00:31:53 And if you think I wanted more
00:31:57 Because I did, of course.
00:31:59 You're a fantastic woman,
00:32:03 But we were never able
00:32:05 even though we tried.
00:32:07 And this sort of thing
00:32:13 I told you.
00:32:15 There was my friend.
00:32:18 There were many,
00:32:22 Important things you had to do.
00:32:26 And you couldn't wait.
00:32:29 Right?
00:32:35 Don't worry, Francesca.
00:32:37 Don't worry.
00:32:40 There is nothing to regret.
00:32:43 Do you regret this?
00:32:47 I don't...
00:32:53 There is someone for you,
00:33:07 Goodbye.
00:33:17 Francesca!
00:33:41 She's in the fountain!
00:33:44 - Who is in the fountain?
00:33:56 What's going on here?
00:33:58 She is Sylvia
00:34:06 She's very good, actually.
00:34:14 Is she drunk?
00:34:16 I hope so.
00:34:25 You know, in "La Dolce Vita,"
00:34:30 Mastroianni. He goes in,
00:35:09 Katherine.
00:35:26 Thank you.
00:35:32 Do you think I make
00:35:35 You were wonderful.
00:35:36 Oh.
00:35:41 Here.
00:35:46 I see Zeus is gone.
00:35:49 Back to Mount Olympus.
00:35:51 I'm so sorry.
00:35:53 Don't be.
00:35:57 There's nothing like a fountain
00:36:00 to put you right again.
00:36:04 Really?
00:36:08 What do you think?
00:36:17 Oh.
00:36:31 You know who I really love
00:36:36 Cabiria.
00:36:40 You remember at the end
00:36:42 when another man has left her
00:36:47 and she thinks
00:36:51 Then she sees some children
00:36:55 making music.
00:36:58 And before she knows it...
00:37:01 she's smiling again.
00:37:06 That's what Fefe always said.
00:37:09 No matter what happens...
00:37:14 always keep
00:37:20 It's the most important thing.
00:37:43 You're back?
00:37:44 How'd it go with Marcello?
00:37:46 I don't want to talk about it.
00:37:48 Chiara's here.
00:37:49 She's out in the garden
00:37:53 I can't talk about it now.
00:37:55 Oh. Fran.
00:38:15 Stupid.
00:38:18 Stupid.
00:38:19 Stupid! Stupid!
00:38:24 Stupid!
00:38:26 Aah!
00:38:27 What more can I do?
00:38:45 It's okay.
00:38:48 It's not your fault.
00:39:11 Babbo.
00:39:26 I want to ask your permission
00:39:31 It's nice,
00:39:36 I have come here
00:39:38 to marry your daughter.
00:39:40 I will love her forever, and I
00:39:43 All young men say this.
00:39:45 Sometimes it's true.
00:39:47 Never.
00:39:48 Never?
00:39:50 Don't be ridiculous.
00:39:55 Placido, don't you want
00:40:00 Happy.
00:40:02 Happy is about a lot of things.
00:40:04 It's not just
00:40:06 This doesn't last, Chiara,
00:40:09 what you will have left
00:40:11 He has nothing to offer you.
00:40:13 I have everything to offer her.
00:40:18 Everything.
00:40:19 Pawel, let's go.
00:40:23 Chiara!
00:40:24 Wait. Wait.
00:40:29 Won't you give your blessing?
00:40:31 What if this is it?
00:40:34 The real thing.
00:40:37 A love that lasts forever.
00:40:38 What you describe
00:40:41 No, it's not.
00:40:42 And how do you know?
00:40:50 No, I looked for it,
00:40:53 But that doesn't mean
00:40:56 That's exactly what it means.
00:40:58 No one has had it.
00:41:00 I did!
00:41:03 Mamma!
00:41:04 Your father...
00:41:07 And I'll never forget it.
00:41:09 Mamma! Mamma!
00:41:11 He's a poor Polish laborer.
00:41:14 He is nobody.
00:41:15 He has no family!
00:41:19 That's not true.
00:41:26 He has me.
00:41:30 I'm his family.
00:41:34 I'm his family.
00:41:59 Chiara.
00:42:26 Pawel.
00:42:41 Amen.
00:42:44 Amen.
00:42:48 Amen.
00:42:57 Amen.
00:43:13 Okay, yes.
00:43:36 Mamma!
00:43:59 What are you thinking?
00:44:02 What do I think?
00:44:03 Tell me.
00:44:07 I think you got your wish.
00:44:09 My wish?
00:44:12 That day we looked
00:44:14 you said to me that you wanted
00:44:26 Yeah.
00:44:28 And you said you wanted there
00:44:38 You're right.
00:44:41 I got my wish.
00:44:44 I got everything
00:45:13 Mi scusi.
00:45:21 You are looking for the American
00:45:24 and you found her.
00:45:27 If you don't mind, I'll just...
00:45:32 There.
00:45:33 It was crawling on you.
00:45:37 A ladybug.
00:45:38 Huh.
00:45:44 Do I know you?
00:45:48 Not really.
00:45:50 You reviewed
00:45:52 Did I like it?
00:45:54 Not very much.
00:45:55 - Oh, no.
00:45:57 It was, by far, the very best
00:46:02 You're kidding.
00:46:03 I'm not.
00:46:04 It helped me get to
00:46:08 Anyway, I've been traveling
00:46:12 Someone said that
00:46:18 I'm Ed.
00:46:19 Hi.
00:46:20 Hi.
00:46:21 Hi.
00:46:23 I'm Frances.
00:46:25 Hi.
00:46:26 Hi.
00:46:28 There's a wedding going on.
00:46:31 That would be unfortunate.
00:46:52 They say they built
00:46:56 before there was a train
00:46:59 They built it anyway.
00:47:01 They knew one day
00:47:06 Any arbitrary turning
00:47:09 and I would be elsewhere.
00:47:10 I would be different.
00:47:14 What are four walls, anyway?
00:47:17 They are what they contain.
00:47:19 The house protects the dreamer.
00:47:22 Unthinkably good things can
00:47:26 It's such a surprise.