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Undercover Brother
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After a generation of struggle... |
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changed the face of our nation,... |
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African Americans entered the '70s... |
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with new found hope. |
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I am... |
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Somebody! |
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Vibrant leaders emerged... |
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and black culture reached |
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influencing all facets |
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But progress slowed |
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Black culture began to lose |
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And as the millennium drew to |
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These seemingly random events |
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by The Man, a villain obsessed... |
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with turning back the clock |
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Just when it seemed |
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of the '70s |
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a new hero emerged. |
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Give it to me. |
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Say! |
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It ain't no thang. |
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Yeah. |
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A bird gonna shit on my windshield?! |
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Not on my Cadillac! |
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I'm gonna chop your feathers off |
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They gonna make |
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Damn! |
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Unbeknownst to Undercover Brother,... |
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there was a secret organization |
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justice, and the Afro-American way. |
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They had never crossed paths |
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Headquarters, come in. |
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Good work, Sistah Girl. |
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Data from the mainframe |
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She's transmitting! Are we up and ready? |
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And I've hacked into |
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You've got soul. |
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We're in. |
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The computer! |
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Did you all know that |
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made the first computer |
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A peanut? |
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A peanut! |
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I've spent six months |
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and I want to see everything... |
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off-shore accounts, |
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If we can cut off his funds,... |
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we may finally be able |
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Waited a long time for this. |
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What the hell? |
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What the... |
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Ah, solid. |
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What the hell are you doing, old man? |
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Headquarters... |
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Is there another agent on this case? |
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Damn it, who is that guy? |
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I'll cross-reference the bank's |
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Come on, Uncle Ben! |
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It's Macy Gray |
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Who's bad? |
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Ohh! Right up the pooper! |
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Right on, sweet sistah. |
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Damn it, who is he?! |
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Sistah Girl, abort mission! |
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Damn it. |
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Solid. |
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Solid. |
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Too funky for myself. |
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Mr. Feather, The Man wants to see you. |
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Fabulous. |
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And now, the Channel 8 News with |
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There's growing speculation that former |
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General Warren Boutwell, |
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He is considered |
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with a legitimate chance of winning. |
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Wendy? Yeah, he is a strong |
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He's so well-spoken. |
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General Boutwell seems to have |
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Yes, and not just |
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In fact, the decorated |
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is regarded |
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most well-respected |
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Thank you very much. |
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A staunch advocate |
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Boutwell has never backed down |
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Indeed, if ever there was a straighter |
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we'd be hard-pressed |
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Well, if he does declare |
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this certainly will be |
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Race? I'm not |
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First, our children hip-hop |
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Now Boutwell might be President?! |
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They are taking over |
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Don't you agree, Mr. Feather? |
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For sheezy, my neezy. |
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I said... for sure. |
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Yes, indeedy. |
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I have a cold. |
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I want the White House |
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Eliminate him! |
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But, sir, if we kill him,... |
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we'll only be |
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Do you have a better idea? |
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Our friends at Multinational Inc. |
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with some very interesting |
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I think we may have found |
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The so called Afro Bandit |
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However, it appears |
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Authorities questioned |
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but she was released |
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Well, would anybody |
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what the hell happened |
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His name is Undercover Brother. |
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Apparently, he was erasing |
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so that low-income families |
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Great. |
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A "Soul Train" reject |
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Now I've heard everything. |
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At least he got the job done. |
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That's the kind of man we need around here. |
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Hold on. |
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Man-man. |
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The General's |
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We interrupt this broadcast |
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to a press conference |
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in which he is expected |
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that he is a candidate |
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I wonder if he'll run |
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Never know. Might be a Republican. |
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What kind of self-respecting black |
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Name one thing the Republican party |
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Well, they were |
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They stood against |
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by leading the call |
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and forced passage |
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which freed the slaves. |
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All right, |
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Damn it, it doesn't matter |
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This could be the first step |
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an African-American |
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It's a great day |
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Good morning. |
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I've thought long and hard about how |
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now that I'm no longer in uniform. |
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Well, today... |
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I am proud to announce... |
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that I will be... |
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opening a chain |
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General Boutwell! |
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Yes, sir. |
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So, you're passing up a chance |
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to open a chicken joint? |
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A man like me doesn't have |
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They say you should |
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And what I know |
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Yes, ma'am. |
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Don't you think your supporters |
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will be particularly disappointed? |
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Not after they taste |
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Surrender, Colonel, |
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Will there be side dishes? |
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Black-eyed peas, Mashed potatoes, macaroni... |
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cornbread and the General's |
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That's all for today. |
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Thank you very much. |
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General, what about desert? |
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You know, he does have a point |
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I never trusted the Colonel! |
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Slaves cooked that chicken! |
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about no 16 herbs |
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Smart Brother, |
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Why don't you explain |
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If I wanted to hear something stupid,... |
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I'd ask this skinny black ass! |
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Skinny black... Hey! |
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We got to find out exactly what happened |
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I'll get right on it. |
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Not that fast. We need |
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What? Who? You can't just hire |
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Watch me. |
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Ooh, too funky for myself. |
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You were the only man |
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I was outside. |
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But I wasn't the only one. |
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It is not possible. |
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Gets you every time! |
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I think I'll lay down... |
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and get me a little bit |
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Don't touch the hair! |
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Okay, Bruce Leroy, turn around. |
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Slowly. |
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If you gonna shoot me, |
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Thank you, Jesus. |
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Dig it. |
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You that Sistah Girl |
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I guess you like |
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Look, baby, |
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Your body's slammin', |
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Excuse me? |
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Oh, nothing relaxes a brother after |
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like a little piece of the cookie. |
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Goddamn. |
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Maybe, but that would be |
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Long. |
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You hit me pretty good, |
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Now, any time you think you want to |
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So, Sistah Girl,... |
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if you're not here |
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you must be here |
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What, pray tell, |
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Okay, we're here. Now be cool. |
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This place is top secret. |
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Man, you know you ain't right. |
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I'm gonna need my custom shears |
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Careful. Puncture him and the |
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Take a seat. |
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We're gonna hook you right up. |
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This is some kind of secret |
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Look at all this hi-tech |
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You got clippers, |
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I mean, your only competition |
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Or the F.B.I. |
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Who the hell are you, woman? |
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I don't want to go to hell! |
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I ain't never did |
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I swear to God |
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Oh, come on. |
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The flashing light and fan |
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I knew that. |
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Entering secure area. |
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Stand here. |
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Right here? |
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Blackness confirmed. You got soul. |
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What I'm about to show you |
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Would Agent Jefferson please pick up |
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Agents report to the ready room. |
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Agents report to the ready room. |
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Welcome to the Brotherhood. |
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Solid. |
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Yes, I know. |
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I really don't want to talk about |
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Perhaps we could meet |
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Okay. No, that sounds great. |
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All right. Revolution. |
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"The revolution will not be televised." |
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This is Undercover Brother. |
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Good morning! |
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Good morning? |
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You brought a spy around me?! |
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Spy in the building! |
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Don't touch the 'fro. |
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Back up off me! |
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Good is an ancient Anglo-Saxon word. |
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Go-od, meaning |
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i.E... . |
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which it is, |
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meaning, "I'm hunting niggas!" |
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So if you say "good morning" to me, |
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"I'm gonna kill your black ass |
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Is that that damn Undercover Brother?! |
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Where the hell have you been?! |
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This is a job, not some kind |
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And I'm tired of you |
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Give me one good reason |
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Because I don't work for you? |
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Shut up! |
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Save your smart comments |
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Now get in my office! |
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Congratulations, Mr. Feather. |
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Thank you, Mister... |
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The Man. |
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As you can see, |
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Yes, our little experiment was a success. |
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In fact, I've decided to use the General |
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Fabulous. I'll inform Multinational |
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The only thing standing |
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And they won't be a problem, |
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No, sir. |
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Good. |
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Uh, will they, Feather? |
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New one from Britney... |
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What am I doing?! |
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And that's why we believe |
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some connection between |
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Come on, y'all. |
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What do you think, |
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If that is your real name. |
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You think things |
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No! Sometimes people, mostly white |
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That's where we come in... |
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and our never ending struggle |
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a.k.a. Whitey, a.k.a. Mr. Charlie, |
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So, the conspiracies we've believed |
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The N.B.A. really instituted... |
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the three-point shot |
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Absolutely. |
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So the entertainment industry |
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Is that right? |
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Even Cher got an Oscar. |
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Cher-rr! |
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And O.J. really didn't do it? |
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Let's just move on, shall we? |
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Holy moly, looks like |
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It does now. |
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Hurting. |
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Oh, this is Lance, our intern. |
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Lance, this is Undercover Brother. |
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What's happening? |
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Whas-ssup?! |
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Okay, how did the white boy get |
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Shit. What can I tell you? |
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What? Here we go. |
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Oh, boy. |
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It's getting all racial |
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Look here, Undercover Brother, |
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you're gonna need to memorize |
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Trim the hair, and for God's sake, |
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Slow your roll, Chief. |
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what y'all are doing here |
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but I'm a firm believer in everybody |
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Okay, he should never |
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I'm getting too old |
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I said, "You'd better open |
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Yeah? |
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I don't care whose bank it is!" |
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I know whose money is in it. |
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That's all I'm saying. |
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"Hi"? What you mean, "Hi"? |
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Like, "Hi, y'all |
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High, like the white man |
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You don't smell |
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Hey, brother, can I get a list... |
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of the words |
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Man, you really need to relax. |
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Go see a movie. |
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A movie. Come on, man! |
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So I can fall in love |
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that teaches white people everything |
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before they kill him |
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"Hey, why don't you walk down |
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Hey, black man, |
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This dinosaur is out there. |
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He's got a gun!" |
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Oh! I'm hit! |
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But my vest caught it, bitch! |
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Yes, I'm alive! |
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I told you to keep your finger |
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I'm cool, everybody. |
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Undercover Brother, please. |
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Sorry about all that. |
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I have a couple of things for you. |
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Here are your shoes. I took the |
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And now, am I correct in assuming |
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that was double-parked in |
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Smart Brother, |
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That is a Cadillac Coupe DeVille. |
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Y'all don't give a shit about me! |
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That's an orange soda dispenser. |
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And a crossover amp |
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Ah, man. Smart Brother, |
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Shut your mouth! |
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Enjoy, huh? |
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All right. |
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Big car, big hair, big necklace. |
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Someone is clearly overcompensating. |
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First of all, you forgot about |
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And secondly, |
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it's a medallion |
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so I never forget who I am |
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I don't need no gold. |
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The medallion keeps me cool. |
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Sistah Girl, Undercover Brother, come in. |
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What it is, Chief? |
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We've just discovered that |
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with some of Multinational's |
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Now, you get yo ass down there |
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And by the way, Undercover Screw Up,... |
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don't let me catch your black ass |
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You hear me?! |
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Chiefie, baby, |
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I can blend in like a good weave. |
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Say, where's that caddy? |
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Oh, there he is. |
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Jah mon, rasta. |
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Nice shot. |
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Sistah Girl, the camera's up. |
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Would anyone like |
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Mr. Feather. |
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Undercover Brother? |
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We're definitely |
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That's the number one |
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I'm gonna report to the Chief, |
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That cat'll be long gone |
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This thing's going down now, baby. |
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This is strictly |
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We are not authorized |
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Well, observe this. |
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Action is what |
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Hmm. Rasta man. |
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Oh, the mind control |
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Who's there? |
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Kung who? |
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Kung fool! |
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Ow, my wrist. |
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Help! Thief! |
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What the hell is your problem? |
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Thief! |
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Hold it! |
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Holy Motown. |
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Come on. |
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I had 'em, baby. |
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Come on, let's go! |
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Come on! |
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Stop where you are! |
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Do not move! |
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Aw, hell, they moved. |
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Do it. |
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Is he crazy? |
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Slow, slow, slow. |
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Hey, slow down |
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Hold the wheel, baby. |
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No! No! |
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Oh, jeez! |
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Losing control! |
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There's got to be another way out of here. |
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Thanks for the lift. |
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A spectral analysis has ironically confirmed |
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This proves that |
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Multinational Inc. 's deal |
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I don't get it. What does The Man |
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Is that his big plan, |
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Open your eyes, Undercover Brother! |
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This has to do with |
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That is the white man's tactic. |
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He don't want no black President. |
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You've seen it all through history. |
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They never give black men credit. |
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Jesus Christ... black man. |
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Babe Ruth... black man. |
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Madonna! |
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Sleeps with black men. |
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Think about it. |
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So the General sold out to The Man. |
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I don't think it's that simple. |
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When you're dealing |
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Our only choice here |
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Then we can find out |
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It'll be a very dangerous assignment. |
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It'll be your most |
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You're gonna have to think and act... |
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just like a tight-butt white man |
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and a country club membership. |
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So pay attention. |
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Here... |
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have a bite of this... |
| 00:31:10 |
sandwich. |
| 00:31:11 |
How did you know I was hungry? |
| 00:31:13 |
I ain't eat nothing this morning. |
| 00:31:19 |
You trying to kill me? |
| 00:31:22 |
you are going to have |
| 00:31:25 |
No! |
| 00:31:26 |
if you're ever forced |
| 00:31:29 |
simply press the button |
| 00:31:32 |
It delivers a rather liberal |
| 00:31:35 |
One blast should be enough |
| 00:31:38 |
Well, it works on grits. |
| 00:31:42 |
Now, since time |
| 00:31:44 |
I developed a device |
| 00:31:46 |
to absorb the whole |
| 00:31:48 |
in mere seconds |
| 00:31:51 |
I call it... Caucasiavision. |
| 00:31:56 |
Hey, I feel like George Clinton. |
| 00:32:01 |
Turn it on. |
| 00:32:13 |
No! |
| 00:32:18 |
Make it stop! |
| 00:32:23 |
Don't you give up on me! |
| 00:32:26 |
I see white people. |
| 00:32:28 |
Too much! |
| 00:32:31 |
Caucasian overload. |
| 00:32:32 |
Caucasian overload! |
| 00:32:36 |
Breathe. Breathe. |
| 00:32:39 |
That's too much white |
| 00:32:42 |
You did good. |
| 00:32:44 |
We need to make sure |
| 00:32:46 |
so I called in an expert |
| 00:33:03 |
"In season three of 'Friends',... |
| 00:33:07 |
what object of Julia's did |
| 00:33:12 |
the night he kissed Rachel?" |
| 00:33:21 |
Her saline solution. |
| 00:33:26 |
He's ready. |
| 00:33:39 |
Hi, there. |
| 00:33:42 |
How are you doing? |
| 00:33:45 |
What do you say there? |
| 00:33:48 |
Howdy. May I help you? |
| 00:33:50 |
I sincerely hope so. |
| 00:33:51 |
Today's my first day at Multinational. |
| 00:33:53 |
Oh, my. Jackson. |
| 00:33:56 |
Anton Jackson. |
| 00:33:57 |
And no, not one |
| 00:34:03 |
Here we go. You're in suite 54. |
| 00:34:05 |
We need some fresh, hip strategies |
| 00:34:11 |
As it turns out, |
| 00:34:15 |
Here's one of your cigarettes. |
| 00:34:17 |
Take a good look at it. |
| 00:34:18 |
It's pale, small, |
| 00:34:21 |
It's basically inadequate. |
| 00:34:23 |
It can't possibly give much |
| 00:34:25 |
It sure can't. |
| 00:34:27 |
how many black people |
| 00:34:30 |
Not the one I know. |
| 00:34:32 |
your product within the black consumer. |
| 00:34:34 |
May I present to you The Fatty? |
| 00:34:38 |
Hmm? It's got that |
| 00:34:41 |
that's so popular |
| 00:34:43 |
It's big. It's full |
| 00:34:47 |
To be enjoyed again... |
| 00:34:54 |
I could use a smoke. |
| 00:34:56 |
Yeah? Good. |
| 00:35:02 |
It's time to say goodbye |
| 00:35:09 |
and say what it is |
| 00:35:16 |
Now, that's a long way down. |
| 00:36:17 |
Come in, Brotherhood. |
| 00:36:19 |
Undercover Brother. |
| 00:36:21 |
I'll transmit some |
| 00:36:23 |
See what you can do with it. |
| 00:36:32 |
The chief wants you to stay undercover |
| 00:36:35 |
I can dig it. |
| 00:36:37 |
If they're onto you, |
| 00:36:39 |
I know this is the wrong time,... |
| 00:36:41 |
but I wanted to let you know, |
| 00:36:45 |
I'm bouncin'. |
| 00:36:47 |
Gone. |
| 00:36:49 |
Bye. |
| 00:36:53 |
Mr. Elias, there's been a breach! |
| 00:36:55 |
That afro! |
| 00:36:57 |
I'd recognize it anywhere. |
| 00:37:00 |
The Brotherhood is making their move. |
| 00:37:02 |
Just as I expected. |
| 00:37:05 |
It's time to release |
| 00:37:08 |
I call it... |
| 00:37:11 |
Black Man's kryptonite. |
| 00:37:30 |
How's it going there? |
| 00:37:33 |
What the hell? |
| 00:37:35 |
Oh, dear. |
| 00:37:37 |
Oh, what am I gonna do? |
| 00:37:40 |
My gosh. |
| 00:37:43 |
Look at this mess. |
| 00:37:48 |
I'm so sorry. |
| 00:37:50 |
Jeez, that's sweet of you. |
| 00:37:52 |
If I mess up my boss' report,... |
| 00:37:54 |
he's gonna have a conniption |
| 00:37:57 |
Penelope Snow. |
| 00:38:01 |
Anton Jackson. |
| 00:38:03 |
I'm so sorry. Here. |
| 00:38:05 |
Thanks, Anton. |
| 00:38:08 |
And cute, too. |
| 00:38:13 |
Are you new here? |
| 00:38:15 |
Yeah, it's my first day. |
| 00:38:18 |
Really? |
| 00:38:19 |
bringing nothing by my hopes |
| 00:38:21 |
But sometimes the big city |
| 00:38:26 |
...big. |
| 00:38:27 |
A girl needs friends, Anton. |
| 00:38:31 |
Would you like to be my friend? |
| 00:39:52 |
I didn't know you had such |
| 00:39:55 |
You know, you and I |
| 00:40:00 |
I know what it feels like |
| 00:40:03 |
I mean, just because a girl |
| 00:40:06 |
doesn't mean |
| 00:40:08 |
They look at you... |
| 00:40:11 |
and all they see |
| 00:40:15 |
And they look at me, |
| 00:40:17 |
are my full breasts |
| 00:40:20 |
that tapers |
| 00:40:22 |
It's just not fair. |
| 00:40:24 |
Here you go, folks. |
| 00:40:29 |
And here's the extra mayonnaise you ordered. |
| 00:40:32 |
Enjoy. |
| 00:40:37 |
Have you eaten here before, Anton? |
| 00:40:39 |
No, I haven't. |
| 00:40:41 |
Oh, take a bite of my sandwich. |
| 00:40:45 |
Come on, Anton. |
| 00:40:48 |
Just one little bite. |
| 00:41:00 |
Scrumptious. |
| 00:41:05 |
Oh, Anton, I can't wait to see |
| 00:41:10 |
You're gonna make me blush. |
| 00:41:12 |
And you might not see it! |
| 00:41:15 |
May I help you, sir? |
| 00:41:20 |
Hello, fellow person of color. |
| 00:41:21 |
How's it going today? |
| 00:41:25 |
What's going down? |
| 00:41:27 |
What girl? |
| 00:41:29 |
Oh, the white woman. |
| 00:41:31 |
I'm undercover. |
| 00:41:33 |
When you go undercover, you have |
| 00:41:35 |
No matter how difficult, how dangerous, |
| 00:41:39 |
Like having sex with white girls? |
| 00:41:42 |
Damn it, woman, |
| 00:41:45 |
Attention angry black man in khakis. |
| 00:41:49 |
Golly, I must have tripped |
| 00:41:52 |
Hi, Ton-ja. |
| 00:41:54 |
Listen... |
| 00:41:56 |
I was wondering, |
| 00:42:00 |
'Cause I couldn't find them. |
| 00:42:01 |
Really? |
| 00:42:03 |
Perhaps we're all sold out. |
| 00:42:06 |
Aw, that's too bad. |
| 00:42:08 |
Come on, Anton. |
| 00:42:10 |
I saw a mock turtleneck at Eddie |
| 00:42:15 |
Thanks for all your help. |
| 00:42:18 |
Bye-bye. |
| 00:42:29 |
And action! |
| 00:42:31 |
I want you... |
| 00:42:34 |
to buy my new |
| 00:42:38 |
Sure enough. |
| 00:42:40 |
I used to work for the Pentagon,... |
| 00:42:42 |
now I help you to get |
| 00:42:44 |
And for a limited time only,... |
| 00:42:46 |
order an eight-piece Nappy Meal,... |
| 00:42:48 |
and get a 32-ounce |
| 00:43:08 |
Lord have mercy. |
| 00:43:19 |
Introducing the Nappy Meal from G.F.C. |
| 00:43:23 |
This chicken is the bomb. |
| 00:43:27 |
At the General's, |
| 00:43:32 |
Will you look at that? |
| 00:43:34 |
The General's lost his damn mind. |
| 00:43:37 |
He's making a fool |
| 00:43:47 |
What? |
| 00:43:49 |
Reminds me of the Fresh Prince. |
| 00:43:51 |
I like him. He raps happy. |
| 00:43:53 |
Excuse me, sir. |
| 00:43:56 |
Heya, Chiefster. Lance. |
| 00:43:58 |
Undercover Brother? |
| 00:44:01 |
What happened to you? |
| 00:44:05 |
Was it everything I dreamed of? |
| 00:44:07 |
She had pink nipples? |
| 00:44:09 |
Yeah, big ones. |
| 00:44:11 |
Her carpet matched her drapes? |
| 00:44:16 |
No, man. You can't be doing that. |
| 00:44:20 |
White girl or no white girl, |
| 00:44:23 |
Not there, 'cause that's where people |
| 00:44:26 |
You sound like |
| 00:44:28 |
I don't think so, Sister Girl. |
| 00:44:31 |
It's Sistah Girl, dude. |
| 00:44:35 |
Maybe on Planet Ebonics. |
| 00:44:37 |
we like to pronounce |
| 00:44:39 |
thank you very much. |
| 00:44:41 |
E's and R's? |
| 00:44:44 |
Ebonics, huh? |
| 00:44:46 |
that somebody in this room |
| 00:44:49 |
I say we kill him. |
| 00:44:51 |
Shh, it's gonna be |
| 00:44:53 |
I'm sorry, dawg, but you need... |
| 00:44:55 |
if I hadn't read that article in |
| 00:44:59 |
I'd put away this guava- |
| 00:45:02 |
And put my foot in your patootie. |
| 00:45:05 |
Now maybe you guys |
| 00:45:07 |
but I don't give a gosh darn. |
| 00:45:09 |
For all I care,... |
| 00:45:10 |
you can all get |
| 00:45:12 |
Now, if you'll excuse me, |
| 00:45:14 |
"Frasier" is on. |
| 00:45:16 |
"Frasier"? |
| 00:45:22 |
Beejeebies? |
| 00:45:24 |
He said he would stick his foot... |
| 00:45:26 |
up my so-called "patootie." |
| 00:45:28 |
I knew this could happen. |
| 00:45:30 |
You can only keep an agent |
| 00:45:33 |
before he loses his identity. |
| 00:45:35 |
Hell, no man can resist |
| 00:45:39 |
and non-fat lattes forever. |
| 00:45:41 |
And white women. |
| 00:45:43 |
So wait, |
| 00:45:44 |
Whenever a black guy does well,... |
| 00:45:46 |
starts wearing Dockers, |
| 00:45:49 |
and sleeps with a white chick, |
| 00:45:52 |
That's enough! |
| 00:45:53 |
Always trying to shut |
| 00:45:56 |
That's right! |
| 00:45:59 |
Oh, that ain't right. |
| 00:46:02 |
I was able to decode |
| 00:46:04 |
The General is under the influence |
| 00:46:09 |
It's a mind control drug, sir. |
| 00:46:11 |
Very easy to use. |
| 00:46:14 |
Good Lord. |
| 00:46:16 |
With something like that, The Man could |
| 00:46:20 |
Theoretically, yes, but it would take years |
| 00:46:23 |
To be efficient, you'd need to |
| 00:46:31 |
The chicken! |
| 00:46:35 |
I hate to say it,... |
| 00:46:38 |
if Undercover Brother |
| 00:46:41 |
this may be one battle |
| 00:46:46 |
Smart Brother, am I gonna die? |
| 00:46:59 |
Honey? |
| 00:47:02 |
Is this Michael Bolton's |
| 00:47:05 |
No, but I want that one. |
| 00:47:07 |
I hear he got all the funk |
| 00:47:10 |
Do you like this? |
| 00:47:12 |
You know, usually I'm not |
| 00:47:14 |
but this is kinda catchy. |
| 00:47:16 |
It is, isn't it? |
| 00:47:19 |
I made us some sandwiches. |
| 00:47:31 |
Freeze, sucka! |
| 00:47:33 |
Put down the mayonnaise... |
| 00:47:36 |
It's that colored girl, Ton-ja. |
| 00:47:44 |
Now, Buffy the Black Man Slayer, |
| 00:47:47 |
Bye, brother. |
| 00:47:49 |
Bye. |
| 00:47:51 |
Be careful. |
| 00:47:54 |
Why? So you can tell me |
| 00:47:57 |
Oh, I don't judge people |
| 00:47:59 |
or what music they listen to. |
| 00:48:01 |
But I remember a brother |
| 00:48:04 |
who taught me to follow |
| 00:48:07 |
stand up for |
| 00:48:11 |
Remember this? |
| 00:48:15 |
Ignore her, Anton. |
| 00:48:17 |
I'm all the single white female |
| 00:48:21 |
I want to. Really, I do. |
| 00:48:24 |
All day, but I can't. |
| 00:48:30 |
I must be true to myself. |
| 00:48:32 |
Look at that white girl. |
| 00:48:35 |
The darker the berry, |
| 00:48:37 |
Corduroys are so comfortable. |
| 00:48:39 |
Got to get funky. |
| 00:48:57 |
I can't throw this away. |
| 00:48:59 |
'Cause like this medallion... |
| 00:49:02 |
this brother's here to stay. |
| 00:49:05 |
What's up, Sistah Girl? |
| 00:49:08 |
What took you so long? |
| 00:49:11 |
You don't think the heels are too much? |
| 00:49:14 |
'Cause I was gonna go... |
| 00:49:16 |
Undercover Brother. |
| 00:49:19 |
This woman just can't get... |
| 00:49:35 |
That's White She-Devil, |
| 00:49:39 |
Sorry. |
| 00:49:44 |
It's time to... |
| 00:49:56 |
Damn duck shoes. |
| 00:49:58 |
Looks like we're in hot water. |
| 00:50:00 |
Or hot sauce. |
| 00:50:08 |
Come on! |
| 00:50:09 |
Come on. |
| 00:50:11 |
'N Sync! |
| 00:50:12 |
Backstreet Boys! |
| 00:50:14 |
And Boyz II Men! |
| 00:50:16 |
Elton John! |
| 00:50:32 |
Come on, White She-Devil. |
| 00:50:34 |
Come on, baby. |
| 00:50:57 |
No, you didn't. |
| 00:51:03 |
Bitch! |
| 00:51:05 |
You know how much this shit cost? |
| 00:51:07 |
How much did this shit cost, |
| 00:51:10 |
All of this! |
| 00:51:18 |
Touch it. Now looky here. |
| 00:51:29 |
Toast to the booty! |
| 00:51:36 |
Wait! Look at that. |
| 00:51:53 |
The water's cold. |
| 00:51:58 |
Nothin' like safe sex, |
| 00:52:03 |
Look at that. |
| 00:52:05 |
Bitch! |
| 00:52:15 |
You enjoy yourself? |
| 00:52:38 |
Would you stop fooling around? |
| 00:52:42 |
Got to get my cool back! |
| 00:52:59 |
Can you play something funky |
| 00:53:08 |
Drive! |
| 00:53:10 |
Baby, it was made in the '70s. |
| 00:53:12 |
This ain't no Ferrari. |
| 00:53:27 |
Damn. |
| 00:54:05 |
You should have run |
| 00:54:18 |
So, this has all been |
| 00:54:21 |
to get me out of the way? |
| 00:54:23 |
I was sent to destroy you... |
| 00:54:25 |
and everything |
| 00:54:38 |
Damn it. |
| 00:54:42 |
Falling in love with you |
| 00:54:52 |
Oh, Undercover Brother, |
| 00:54:57 |
Baby... sometimes I'm too much |
| 00:55:06 |
Mr. Feather, |
| 00:55:09 |
All the pieces of Operation Whitewash |
| 00:55:12 |
Good. It's time |
| 00:55:14 |
to black leaders in sports, the arts, |
| 00:55:19 |
Soon all aspects of society... |
| 00:55:21 |
will once again be dominated |
| 00:55:23 |
It's time to strike the final blow |
| 00:55:27 |
So, when I return to the lair, |
| 00:55:33 |
Are we clear? |
| 00:55:35 |
With Undercover Brother dead, the |
| 00:55:39 |
or their next move |
| 00:55:42 |
Goodbye. |
| 00:55:48 |
Can I ask you something? |
| 00:55:50 |
Did I just say, |
| 00:55:52 |
"They had best step correct"? |
| 00:55:54 |
Yes, sir. You did. |
| 00:55:57 |
You see what's happening? |
| 00:55:58 |
You see how we're |
| 00:56:00 |
hip-and-now fashion, |
| 00:56:03 |
you can't help but use. |
| 00:56:05 |
No! |
| 00:56:06 |
You go, girl! |
| 00:56:10 |
Who let the dogs out? |
| 00:56:12 |
Whatcha talk about, Willis? |
| 00:56:14 |
You know what I'm saying?! |
| 00:56:16 |
Little by little we're blending |
| 00:56:19 |
we're all going to be |
| 00:56:21 |
living and working |
| 00:56:24 |
like the news or "Ally McBeal," |
| 00:56:28 |
And we've got to stop it |
| 00:56:33 |
You heard The Man. As of now, |
| 00:56:47 |
Jay-Z is doing Lawrence Welk's |
| 00:56:50 |
John Singleton to remake |
| 00:56:54 |
Terry McMillan? |
| 00:56:57 |
Double damn it! |
| 00:56:59 |
Black people all over |
| 00:57:02 |
And look... |
| 00:57:03 |
they've all been exposed |
| 00:57:07 |
Smart Brother, how's it coming |
| 00:57:09 |
I found one. But it only works |
| 00:57:12 |
We have to stop |
| 00:57:16 |
Undercover Brother, you're back! |
| 00:57:24 |
Hell's wrong with you bringing |
| 00:57:28 |
She's working with us now, Chief. |
| 00:57:29 |
With my extensive and intimate |
| 00:57:33 |
I can help you stop his evil plan. |
| 00:57:35 |
Okay. |
| 00:57:37 |
Smart Brother, |
| 00:57:40 |
and find out exactly |
| 00:57:41 |
You know, you're cute in |
| 00:57:45 |
Really? Usually I get Al Roker. |
| 00:57:47 |
"Here's what's happening |
| 00:57:50 |
Chief, various brother agents, |
| 00:57:55 |
I just watched this show... |
| 00:57:58 |
"Roots"? |
| 00:58:00 |
It taught me such |
| 00:58:04 |
I have sat on the sidelines |
| 00:58:07 |
I want to march down |
| 00:58:10 |
and kick that ball of bigotry right |
| 00:58:22 |
Son, you talk a lot of shit. |
| 00:58:25 |
But you down. |
| 00:58:28 |
What? |
| 00:58:30 |
You're going to let the white boy |
| 00:58:33 |
I was in secret agent school |
| 00:58:35 |
Three years. |
| 00:58:37 |
You made me. |
| 00:58:40 |
I performed a full range |
| 00:58:42 |
on Miss White She-Devil's |
| 00:58:43 |
Then, I unlocked her subconscious |
| 00:58:48 |
Then, I gently brushed her hair. |
| 00:58:50 |
Then, I reached deep within... |
| 00:58:53 |
her tight little pockets and I found |
| 00:58:58 |
Good Lord. |
| 00:58:59 |
They're going after James Brown |
| 00:59:02 |
We need to stop him. |
| 00:59:05 |
That's right. |
| 00:59:08 |
It's revolution up in this bitch! |
| 00:59:10 |
Set the alarm to def-con five! |
| 00:59:12 |
It's on, baby. It's on. |
| 00:59:14 |
Good work, White She-Devil. |
| 00:59:16 |
Oh, you in too. |
| 00:59:20 |
I never see that bitch |
| 00:59:22 |
I'm still paying the loans off, man! |
| 00:59:24 |
I sleep on a pissy mattress. |
| 00:59:26 |
I ain't got good food to eat! |
| 00:59:27 |
I borrow money for my weed! |
| 00:59:29 |
I quit. |
| 00:59:32 |
Y'all don't got Conspiracy Brother |
| 00:59:35 |
Give me a pillow case! |
| 00:59:39 |
Brother, we all love |
| 00:59:41 |
but this is about |
| 00:59:43 |
Now, I've been a solo star |
| 00:59:46 |
that I thought |
| 00:59:48 |
But in workin' with y'all, |
| 00:59:51 |
that only a team wins |
| 00:59:55 |
Teamwork! That's right. |
| 00:59:57 |
That's right. |
| 01:00:00 |
Teamwork! |
| 01:00:02 |
Hustle, hustle! |
| 01:00:14 |
Best of luck tonight. |
| 01:00:16 |
Have a great time. |
| 01:00:18 |
We know The Man plans |
| 01:00:20 |
Now, Lance, |
| 01:00:22 |
Don't get distracted, |
| 01:00:24 |
Stick close to the target |
| 01:00:27 |
Roger. Will do. |
| 01:00:41 |
Ladies and gentlemen, James Brown. |
| 01:00:50 |
How you doing? |
| 01:00:52 |
I want to see my fans. |
| 01:00:54 |
Wait a minute. |
| 01:00:56 |
Perimeter search. |
| 01:00:59 |
What is that boy doing? |
| 01:01:03 |
What's going on here? |
| 01:01:05 |
What? |
| 01:01:07 |
Now, I feel good. |
| 01:01:10 |
God, man! |
| 01:01:12 |
Lance. Lance! |
| 01:01:15 |
The hardest working man |
| 01:01:20 |
Go get him. |
| 01:01:23 |
Thank you, James Brown. |
| 01:01:27 |
No! Hey! |
| 01:01:37 |
Hello, Mr. James Brown. |
| 01:01:40 |
Hello-ooo, Mr. James Brown. |
| 01:01:48 |
Good God! |
| 01:01:51 |
You will soon be administered |
| 01:01:58 |
The signal's stopped. |
| 01:02:00 |
It's James Brown touchdown! |
| 01:02:03 |
That's James Brown? |
| 01:02:05 |
I can't believe I let him |
| 01:02:10 |
You got to stop |
| 01:02:12 |
We got to work together |
| 01:02:15 |
Yeah, man. |
| 01:02:19 |
I'm playin' with him. |
| 01:02:21 |
Stop playin'. |
| 01:02:23 |
Damn. |
| 01:02:27 |
You need to lighten up. |
| 01:02:28 |
You know what I'm sayin'? |
| 01:02:31 |
Just be careful with this. |
| 01:02:33 |
it's going to have you |
| 01:02:35 |
It takes time to build up |
| 01:02:37 |
What? Did you hear that? |
| 01:02:39 |
Hey, y'all, |
| 01:02:41 |
Shh, quiet! |
| 01:02:51 |
Incoming vehicle! |
| 01:02:53 |
Don't you move! |
| 01:02:56 |
Don't you move! |
| 01:02:58 |
Identify yourself! |
| 01:03:02 |
Oh, okay. |
| 01:03:04 |
You so sweet. |
| 01:03:07 |
Let 'em through! |
| 01:03:28 |
Lance. Lance! |
| 01:03:32 |
So, Mr. Godfather of Soul... |
| 01:03:38 |
life as you've known it |
| 01:03:43 |
Sorry. |
| 01:03:44 |
Any final requests? |
| 01:03:49 |
Say it loud. |
| 01:03:53 |
Say it loud! |
| 01:03:56 |
What's he doing? |
| 01:03:59 |
Say it loud! |
| 01:04:06 |
Say it loud! |
| 01:04:14 |
Say it loud! |
| 01:04:17 |
Say it loud! |
| 01:04:24 |
Hey, man, I want to get up |
| 01:04:41 |
I feel good. |
| 01:04:43 |
It's time for the big payback. |
| 01:04:48 |
Very clever, Mr. Undercover Brother. |
| 01:04:53 |
Can you dig it? |
| 01:04:55 |
Everything we'll need |
| 01:04:58 |
Hey, this isn't Taco Bell. |
| 01:05:01 |
Can you find out |
| 01:05:03 |
Just give me 10 minutes. |
| 01:05:07 |
You've got one. |
| 01:05:10 |
Intruders! |
| 01:05:11 |
The Brotherhood has breached |
| 01:05:14 |
Everything's a party over here |
| 01:05:17 |
That's not all. |
| 01:05:20 |
What? Now? |
| 01:05:22 |
His helicopter will be here |
| 01:05:26 |
Mr. Elias, |
| 01:05:28 |
of the nuisance |
| 01:05:31 |
Yes, sir. |
| 01:05:33 |
Yes, sir. |
| 01:05:35 |
What have you done with the General? |
| 01:05:37 |
Could you come in here, please? |
| 01:05:42 |
General, if it's not |
| 01:05:44 |
would you mind terribly, |
| 01:05:48 |
Thank you. |
| 01:05:54 |
So I can always have something |
| 01:05:57 |
Come on, hurry up. |
| 01:06:00 |
I wouldn't move if I were you. |
| 01:06:02 |
Damn! |
| 01:06:04 |
Get off of me. |
| 01:06:06 |
Excellent work, |
| 01:06:08 |
Come here, baby. |
| 01:06:14 |
Damn, that girl gets around. |
| 01:06:22 |
How can you do this to me? |
| 01:06:24 |
Once you've had Undercover Brother, |
| 01:06:30 |
No, it's once you go black, |
| 01:06:35 |
It's the honky patrol. |
| 01:06:38 |
Let me do this. |
| 01:06:39 |
Ah, look who got the gun now. |
| 01:06:41 |
Yeah. What's up?! |
| 01:06:42 |
Shut up! |
| 01:06:43 |
I said shut up, whitey! |
| 01:06:48 |
Keep working. |
| 01:06:50 |
This is a girl thing. |
| 01:07:02 |
Breakdance. |
| 01:07:04 |
I said, breakdance. |
| 01:07:07 |
Take it! |
| 01:07:09 |
That's right. |
| 01:07:11 |
Come on. |
| 01:07:13 |
Kid and who? |
| 01:07:17 |
That's right. |
| 01:07:21 |
Oh, yeah. |
| 01:07:24 |
I like black people. |
| 01:07:29 |
Oh, fight. |
| 01:07:31 |
Watch yourself. |
| 01:07:37 |
White She-Devil, represent! |
| 01:07:45 |
I got him. |
| 01:07:47 |
I got him! |
| 01:07:50 |
Come on, General, |
| 01:07:55 |
Nonsense! |
| 01:08:10 |
Undercover Brother, are you okay? |
| 01:08:11 |
Everything's cool |
| 01:08:15 |
Y'all gonna make me lose |
| 01:08:20 |
See what I've been dealing with? |
| 01:08:22 |
Yeah. |
| 01:08:24 |
Situation complete. |
| 01:08:30 |
Atomic core, eh? |
| 01:08:33 |
Let's see what this so-called |
| 01:08:37 |
Attention, |
| 01:08:41 |
My bad. |
| 01:08:44 |
Here, General, take the antidote. |
| 01:08:47 |
Oh, what happened to me? |
| 01:08:53 |
Damn! |
| 01:08:55 |
You guys get the General out of here. |
| 01:08:58 |
Let's get while |
| 01:09:01 |
There'll be another day |
| 01:09:03 |
We can't give The Man |
| 01:09:05 |
But Sistah Girl's right. |
| 01:09:08 |
We're gonna die! |
| 01:09:10 |
Dig it! Dig it hard! |
| 01:09:12 |
There's times for falling apart, |
| 01:09:15 |
This is one of those funky times! |
| 01:09:17 |
So, what's it going to be?! |
| 01:09:19 |
Are you ready to play |
| 01:09:29 |
Solid. |
| 01:09:31 |
Lay down the boogie. |
| 01:09:34 |
It's time to take it to The Man. |
| 01:09:37 |
I guess this means you |
| 01:09:39 |
I feel black. |
| 01:09:41 |
Man, you look white! |
| 01:09:44 |
Don't touch me! |
| 01:09:46 |
Come on, General. |
| 01:09:48 |
Let's go! |
| 01:09:49 |
Come on! |
| 01:09:52 |
Atomic core overload in five minutes. |
| 01:09:56 |
Please exit in an orderly fashion. |
| 01:09:58 |
Stop him! |
| 01:10:17 |
Earth, wind and fire! |
| 01:10:21 |
Shaquille O'Neal! |
| 01:10:23 |
Sisqo! |
| 01:10:35 |
I just bought those. |
| 01:10:38 |
Sorry about that. |
| 01:10:52 |
It's all over, man! |
| 01:10:58 |
You want some drama? |
| 01:11:00 |
Then bring it. |
| 01:11:03 |
Lance, protect the General |
| 01:11:06 |
Atomic core overload in three minutes. |
| 01:11:13 |
Let me talk to them. |
| 01:11:18 |
We don't want any trouble. |
| 01:11:20 |
What are you going |
| 01:11:21 |
Sissy. |
| 01:11:25 |
I am not a sissy! |
| 01:11:44 |
Come on! |
| 01:11:59 |
Lance. |
| 01:12:01 |
He shouldn't have called me a sissy. |
| 01:12:06 |
Not bad, whitey. |
| 01:12:09 |
But if it was me, I would have ripped |
| 01:12:12 |
Let's go! We got less than a minute |
| 01:13:47 |
General, sir, are you all right? |
| 01:13:50 |
There he is! |
| 01:13:53 |
He's only got a few seconds! |
| 01:14:24 |
You mess with the 'fro, |
| 01:15:18 |
I believe this belongs to me. |
| 01:15:37 |
So long, Undercover Brother. |
| 01:15:39 |
He's failed me. |
| 01:15:41 |
Leave him. |
| 01:15:44 |
Hey! Don't be dissing me! |
| 01:15:56 |
Hey! Let me in! |
| 01:16:04 |
Let me up! |
| 01:16:19 |
That Feather went out like a sucka. |
| 01:16:21 |
Punk ass bitch played himself. |
| 01:16:23 |
Let's bounce, dawg. |
| 01:16:51 |
No! He doesn't have |
| 01:17:17 |
Come on over here. Hug me. |
| 01:17:34 |
Undercover Brother, you the baddest. |
| 01:17:36 |
Didn't I blow |
| 01:17:38 |
Didn't I? |
| 01:17:40 |
Didn't you cause about a bazillion |
| 01:17:43 |
And I sure as hell ain't |
| 01:17:44 |
I don't give a damn |
| 01:17:46 |
floating down in your little pants! |
| 01:17:48 |
And as for the rest of you... |
| 01:17:53 |
I just want to say... |
| 01:17:55 |
how very proud I am |
| 01:18:00 |
Undercover Brother, the world is |
| 01:18:05 |
No thanks to me, Chief. |
| 01:18:06 |
I couldn't have done it |
| 01:18:09 |
You know what they say, |
| 01:18:11 |
"Behind every great black man..." |
| 01:18:13 |
Is the police. |
| 01:18:16 |
A bunch of slow white athletes? |
| 01:18:18 |
No. |
| 01:18:19 |
Probable cause? |
| 01:18:21 |
A strong black woman. |
| 01:18:24 |
Strong black woman. |
| 01:18:26 |
Oh, yeah. |
| 01:18:27 |
It would've been cool to have a |
| 01:18:31 |
even a Jewish guy in the mix. |
| 01:18:33 |
The point is, by working together |
| 01:18:37 |
No doubt, that's what |
| 01:18:42 |
Solid. |
| 01:18:47 |
Look out, y'all, |
| 01:18:49 |
Shotgun! |
| 01:18:50 |
Having stopped Operation Whitewash,... |
| 01:18:53 |
the Brotherhood distributed |
| 01:18:57 |
to black people nationwide. |
| 01:18:59 |
And though The Man escaped,... |
| 01:19:01 |
the Brotherhood had found their hero. |
| 01:19:03 |
Thanks to Undercover Brother,... |
| 01:19:05 |
the world was once again |
| 01:23:35 |
Damn, who is that? |
| 01:23:38 |
Hold that thought |
| 01:23:41 |
Just let it percolate. |
| 01:23:43 |
Hurry up, baby. |
| 01:23:51 |
Hi. |
| 01:23:53 |
Uh, White She-Devil, |
| 01:23:56 |
Remember? You told me |
| 01:23:59 |
And me and you and Sistah Girl |
| 01:24:04 |
Sweet and black on both sides... |
| 01:24:05 |
with a dreamy white filling |
| 01:24:09 |
Then I realized... |
| 01:24:11 |
So, I bought some. |
| 01:24:16 |
Some people got jungle fever. |
| 01:24:19 |
You know. |
| 01:24:30 |
Ripped by TraceR |
| 01:25:56 |
Solid. |
