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00:00:51 Ladies and gentlemen,
00:00:54 the wickedest man in the world.
00:00:56 He was evil and crazy.
00:00:58 Simon and his wacky henchman, Cad,
00:01:02 But each time they were foiled by me,
00:01:04 the greatest superhero
00:01:39 Ladies and gentlemen,
00:01:41 I come to you this evening
00:01:44 of crime in our city.
00:01:46 Here in front of me
00:01:51 We're getting
00:01:53 That's me in the uniform.
00:01:55 I was raised, since I was just
00:01:58 Never had a family
00:02:01 I was raised with one purpose
00:02:04 To help people, to keep them safe.
00:02:06 Nothing was going to stand in my way.
00:02:09 Easy, boy.
00:02:13 - However, to the families involved...
00:02:17 What was that?
00:02:19 Alpha Dog has got a lock on the stage.
00:02:23 Criminals should not be allowed
00:02:26 Clear the building!
00:02:27 We need SWAT here, now!
00:02:31 Everybody out!
00:02:37 Blue team, go, go! Move!
00:02:46 No radiation.
00:02:48 No metal.
00:02:50 Tweezers, and we'll lift.
00:02:53 Easy. Right down the side.
00:02:56 Yeah. Slow. And slide.
00:02:59 I bet you didn't know
00:03:02 is 55 times stronger than a human's.
00:03:11 Well, mine's not.
00:03:13 It's a gift from
00:03:17 I want a full debrief, now.
00:03:37 Nice work, rookie.
00:03:40 Quiet, I smell a bomb.
00:03:42 You! You should just
00:03:50 All right, I'll be honest with you.
00:03:52 I wasn't the best dog on the force.
00:03:54 In fact, I was probably the worst.
00:03:56 The ham was just
00:03:59 Like the time I chewed the extension
00:04:02 Or when I met that cute poodle
00:04:05 and it turned out to be a guy.
00:04:07 It's hard to feel destined for greatness
00:04:11 But, destiny's a funny thing.
00:04:13 It'll creep up on you
00:04:16 Gotcha.
00:04:28 Excuse me.
00:04:31 I'm not a stray.
00:04:34 This ain't no pound, son.
00:04:35 This place makes the pound
00:04:38 By day it's OK, but at night,
00:04:41 that's when the freaky stuff happens.
00:04:44 What kind of "freaky stuff?"
00:04:46 - What did they do to your hair?
00:04:49 Nothing. Nothing at all.
00:04:52 You were saying about
00:04:54 All I'm saying is when the guy
00:04:57 pulls out the giant needle, run!
00:05:09 Hey.
00:05:11 Welcome to the graveyard.
00:05:13 Yeah, nice and quiet,
00:05:16 Uh, sir, excuse me.
00:05:19 There's no access to the labs.
00:05:21 Oh, really? I'm sorry.
00:05:24 That's all right. Don't worry.
00:05:26 Oh, wait. What's this?
00:05:29 What does this say?
00:05:32 Uh... "All Access." Sorry.
00:05:37 It's OK. You all make mistakes.
00:05:40 But I forgive you.
00:05:43 Because that's the kind
00:05:46 A humble genius.
00:05:49 It's OK.
00:05:51 Let him in.
00:05:55 Please.
00:05:56 Again, I'm sorry, Dr. Barsinister.
00:05:59 - I'm terribly sorry.
00:06:02 that I am the most important scientist
00:06:06 You couldn't have.
00:06:15 - Who's the new hire?
00:06:18 I was thinking that maybe
00:06:21 on the after-hours stuff.
00:06:23 You know? Clandestine.
00:06:26 A three-syllable word? I'm impressed.
00:06:30 I bought a, uh...
00:06:34 ...thesaurus.
00:06:36 Good for you.
00:06:38 But even if he is an ex-cop, we don't
00:06:42 "Police Dog Training."
00:06:45 Why didn't you think of that?
00:06:46 Because training is a fool's process.
00:06:50 I've met with the mayor,
00:06:52 and I told him how we could
00:06:55 through genetic manipulation.
00:06:59 - Yeah? What did he say?
00:07:03 That happened to me once.
00:07:06 Nobody told me for the entire day.
00:07:09 - Stop talking now.
00:07:11 I'll be the silent partner.
00:07:13 Just because you're the only one here,
00:07:18 Wow. A real-life mad scientist.
00:07:21 Yeah, and he ain't even mad yet.
00:07:23 All right. Bring me the new dog.
00:07:30 Your lucky day.
00:07:31 And now,
00:07:41 Oh.
00:07:43 Don't worry, little guy.
00:07:45 It will only hurt... a lot.
00:07:51 OK, let's do it, partner.
00:08:08 Gross! Your mouth was open!
00:08:13 Just hold him.
00:08:35 Hey, Doc! Get him!
00:08:38 Get in the game, Doc.
00:08:42 No, no! No, no!
00:08:46 My research!
00:08:55 - The serum.
00:09:03 Run, boy. Run, run!
00:09:05 Bring me a chew toy from the outside.
00:09:07 And maybe some hair gel!
00:09:09 It works.
00:09:14 Doc!
00:09:21 I'm pulling the security tapes
00:09:24 - of Dr. Barsinister's research.
00:09:28 When there's a crime, they call a cop.
00:09:30 When someone wants to
00:09:33 Right.
00:09:36 That's why you're the chief.
00:09:42 With a big filing cabinet
00:09:47 Hey, guys...
00:09:50 Yeah, that was some night.
00:09:54 And just when I thought
00:09:56 these numbskulls show up.
00:09:58 Hey, runt. You lost?
00:10:02 - The name's Riff Raff.
00:10:04 - I've marked this territory.
00:10:07 Look, I don't want any trouble, OK?
00:10:09 Well, then today's your lucky day, mutt.
00:10:12 I'd rip you to pieces,
00:10:15 Yeah. You're not
00:10:18 - Fleabag. Yes.
00:10:20 Sweet. We're going to get him.
00:10:23 That mutt dumped my trash.
00:10:27 - He thinks he's a greyhound.
00:10:32 I'll eat
00:10:34 Dibs on leftovers.
00:10:39 Oh! Speed bump.
00:10:42 - What a way to go.
00:10:44 Let's get out of here.
00:10:51 Hello?
00:10:56 Hey, I thought I clipped you.
00:11:00 What are you doing?
00:11:03 You're a funny little dog.
00:11:06 Let me see. Where's your collar?
00:11:09 Oh, is that a kiss?
00:11:12 You don't have a home?
00:11:16 Why don't you come home with me? Huh?
00:11:19 We got a nice home, just for you.
00:11:25 What are you doing out that window?
00:11:28 I know what you're thinking.
00:11:31 and I climb in the front seat.
00:11:33 Look, I may not be able
00:11:35 but I can smell a good person.
00:11:39 Please excuse Jack Unger
00:11:42 from any and all activity
00:11:48 No, too simplistic.
00:11:51 He has shingles.
00:11:53 No, I already used that.
00:11:55 Come on, Jack. Dig deep.
00:11:58 I got one.
00:12:04 Perfect.
00:12:06 Hey, Jack,
00:12:08 - Yeah.
00:12:10 - I can't. I'm busy.
00:12:13 I got something to show you.
00:12:15 Hey, I heard that.
00:12:17 Yeah, you're a good dog.
00:12:20 Oh. God bless you.
00:12:22 Here's your ba...
00:12:25 - You bought a dog?
00:12:28 I, uh, I found him on the street.
00:12:31 He's cute, isn't he?
00:12:33 I thought maybe we'd go for walks,
00:12:37 Hikes? Oh, fun.
00:12:39 Hey, look at that. I think
00:12:45 Considering all the other
00:12:49 I think that's the best call.
00:12:51 Jack, I just thought
00:12:54 Take your mind off a few things.
00:12:56 Listen, I'm telling you
00:12:59 - OK.
00:13:01 You've got other things to worry about,
00:13:07 You know what?
00:13:16 If you don't want the dog, I'll
00:13:25 Hello?
00:13:30 No, no, I'll come back.
00:13:33 I got to go back to work.
00:13:35 - What about Shoelick?
00:13:39 Listen, do me a favor.
00:13:41 You know what?
00:13:44 - You might even like him.
00:13:47 All he does is eat, sleep and poop.
00:13:50 Then the two of you
00:14:05 I can isolate specific
00:14:09 Then combine them any way I want.
00:14:13 This will give him
00:14:16 the ability to fly like an eagle,
00:14:19 or the strength of an animal
00:14:25 Forging a doctor's note, Jack?
00:14:28 I didn't forge it.
00:14:30 So, you expect me to believe
00:14:34 It's pretty bad.
00:14:37 OK.
00:14:39 I don't know what disappoints me more,
00:14:43 or that you did so poorly that
00:14:49 Ahhh. Food.
00:14:54 Yep. Definitely smell food.
00:14:58 Hmm.
00:15:01 It's not dog food, but it's about to be.
00:15:10 Oh, no.
00:15:12 They're going to blame this on me.
00:15:14 Oh, well, bon appétit.
00:15:19 A- ha. Homo postalis,
00:15:23 Natural enemy of the dog.
00:15:25 Look, the Ungers got a new cat.
00:15:29 Come on. Come on, come on.
00:15:32 Is that the best you got?
00:15:39 Whoa.
00:15:42 That's right. Run, mail-slinger, run.
00:15:44 And never come back here again.
00:15:50 Great. Two for one.
00:15:51 Hey. Is that a tennis ball?
00:15:53 This day just
00:15:57 Whoa!
00:16:04 That couch tried to kill me.
00:16:06 There is something
00:16:10 Huh?
00:16:21 What did you do?
00:16:27 Dad is going to kill you.
00:16:31 Oh!
00:16:33 I really hope this is chili.
00:16:35 Give me a break.
00:16:46 Hello?
00:16:48 Dad? Is that you?
00:16:52 Hello?
00:16:59 Come here, boy.
00:17:05 - Did you hear something?
00:17:12 - Did you just talk?
00:17:17 Whoa, whoa... Wait a minute.
00:17:31 OK. OK. Deep breaths.
00:17:33 Get some fresh air to the brain.
00:17:36 - Wait. You...
00:17:39 Wait. Stop.
00:17:41 Person, heel.
00:17:44 Person, just wait.
00:17:47 - What did you just call me?
00:17:51 Jack. Nothing. Stop talking to me.
00:17:54 Look, I can't stop talking to you,
00:17:57 because I'm freaking out here.
00:18:00 If we're going for a walk,
00:18:04 - What?
00:18:07 Maybe you're the problem.
00:18:09 A weirdo kid who can
00:18:11 How did you learn to speak English?
00:18:13 - How should I know?
00:18:17 A little retriever. Some shih tzu.
00:18:20 - OK, I mean other human languages.
00:18:27 Jack?
00:18:29 Shh! That's Molly,
00:18:32 She'll have a field day with you.
00:18:36 Arf. Arf.
00:18:39 - Hey, how’s it going?
00:18:40 - Were you just talking to someone?
00:18:46 I've got my dog, too. Polly!
00:19:04 OK, here we go.
00:19:06 Uh, hello. I'm Shoeshine.
00:19:10 Oh, well, hello. I'm Polly.
00:19:16 I think she likes him.
00:19:18 I've never seen you.
00:19:21 Oh, yeah, I just, uh, relocated.
00:19:23 You smell wonderful.
00:19:27 Excuse me. "Pig's ear?"
00:19:30 Is that what passes for a pick-up line?
00:19:32 No, no. I, uh...
00:19:34 Well, I've got to get going.
00:19:37 - Master calls.
00:19:41 Look, you're a cute beagle and all,
00:19:43 but I want a little pizzazz
00:19:45 A guy who can sweep me
00:19:48 - Hmm...
00:19:51 - See you later.
00:19:55 "Friends?" "Friends?"
00:20:00 I'm looking to settle down,
00:20:02 She could be Polly Shoeshine.
00:20:05 Or is it Polly Shine? Or is it...
00:20:07 Hey, Frisbee!
00:20:16 - What was that?
00:20:18 I just can't help myself.
00:20:20 Whoo! What a rush.
00:20:22 OK. What else do you do?
00:20:24 Now bury the bone. Let's go.
00:20:28 Uh, excuse me. You want to tell me
00:20:31 What? It's doggy talk.
00:20:34 Well, it's demeaning.
00:20:50 - Hey, I think I struck oil.
00:20:58 I hope no one saw that.
00:21:01 What else do dogs do?
00:21:04 - How’s your smelling?
00:21:07 Got me fired from my last job.
00:21:09 That's ridiculous.
00:21:11 Smelling makes me nervous, and I...
00:21:13 Ah... ah... ah-choo!
00:21:22 Glad I didn't try
00:21:24 I would have blown my brains
00:21:26 OK. Um, what are they saying?
00:21:32 ...When I talk like that.
00:21:35 I know. We'll talk later. Bye.
00:21:38 Catch the ball
00:21:42 Maybe we should see other people.
00:21:44 He thinks it would be better
00:21:48 She says for all she cares
00:21:51 People eat that, too?
00:21:55 Help! Let me go.
00:21:57 It's Polly and that girl
00:22:00 - Molly.
00:22:03 They're stealing
00:22:05 Hey! Wait.
00:22:07 - Slow down.
00:22:14 This is incredible.
00:22:17 It feels like my feet aren't
00:22:21 Yeow!
00:22:24 Whoo!
00:22:27 I can fly?
00:22:29 Hey!
00:22:36 Whoa! Look out!
00:22:38 Whoo!
00:22:42 This is way better than
00:22:46 Whoo hoo!
00:22:57 Oh, no! I'm blind.
00:23:01 I don't want to see.
00:23:03 Sorry.
00:23:05 Excuse me. Pardon me.
00:23:08 Excuse me. Out of the way.
00:23:11 I'm good. I'm good.
00:23:14 Whoo!
00:23:16 Spicy mustard.
00:23:18 Ow! Where are the brakes on this thing?
00:23:20 - I got a camera.
00:23:22 Whoo!
00:23:27 Whoa!
00:23:31 Ahhh!
00:24:07 Hello? 911?
00:24:18 Uh-huh. Someone just
00:24:22 You think you could describe him?
00:24:24 Yes. He was white.
00:24:30 - Molly, hey. Um, are you all right?
00:24:34 - OK, so he's a Caucasian?
00:24:38 He was light brown with white spots
00:24:42 He had black whiskers,
00:24:45 Like this?
00:24:50 Shoeshine? Shoeshine.
00:24:53 Shoeshine, you here?
00:25:00 Sorry, Jack.
00:25:02 I didn't mean to break those cars
00:25:04 or those garbage cans or that building.
00:25:07 Shoeshine, you're a hero.
00:25:09 No, I don't want to be a hero.
00:25:11 Trust me on this one.
00:25:16 I just wanted a home,
00:25:21 Just because I have these powers
00:25:24 Shoeshine, it depends
00:25:28 Maybe. But promise me,
00:25:32 - Not even your dad.
00:25:35 Easy. Easy.
00:25:37 Do you see a tennis ball anywhere?
00:25:40 Just put it in the corner.
00:25:42 You know, traditionally,
00:25:45 and the human cleans it up.
00:25:50 I'm looking for my beagle.
00:25:55 I'm... I'm sorry. I haven't seen him.
00:26:03 - What was that?
00:26:07 He's blind, and we're just
00:26:12 - Are you all right in there, Gramps?
00:26:15 Get back in here
00:26:26 You're making your blind
00:26:29 It was either that
00:26:33 Good luck finding your dog.
00:26:39 - Do you belong to that guy?
00:26:44 - Then who was he?
00:26:46 All you humans look alike.
00:26:50 Oh, it's my dad.
00:26:52 OK. I'm going to go
00:26:54 and you try and make things
00:26:58 Talking dog will try
00:27:08 All clean.
00:27:10 - Dad, Dad, hey.
00:27:13 - Do you need help?
00:27:18 Wait. I'm going to put these inside,
00:27:21 and then we're going to go for a walk.
00:27:23 A walk?
00:27:25 You and me are going to go for a walk?
00:27:27 Yeah. You know, just chill, talk?
00:27:31 Hang out?
00:27:34 OK. Come on.
00:27:39 What happened there?
00:27:42 - Dad, wait.
00:27:46 What?
00:27:56 Yeah, hang out.
00:27:58 - Dad, look, I can explain.
00:28:03 We'll talk about it later.
00:28:05 I'm going to take that dog to the pound.
00:28:07 Dad, no! No, please.
00:28:11 You told me you didn't want the dog.
00:28:13 Me? No way.
00:28:14 I told you I've wanted a dog
00:28:28 All right, but it's your responsibility.
00:28:32 You got to feed it, brush it, walk it.
00:28:35 Trust me, Dad. This dog will do things
00:28:45 This better be chili.
00:28:55 Yes. Yes, brilliant.
00:29:04 Already the flames of inspiration
00:29:08 are licking at my brain.
00:29:12 Unencumbered,
00:29:13 in this, my new laboratory.
00:29:19 - Kind of smells like a men's room.
00:29:23 It seems like the wrong vibe
00:29:26 Seems a little precocious.
00:29:28 - Perspicacious.
00:29:32 Peppery? Prim?
00:29:35 Most of my thesaurus
00:29:39 All I've got left are the P's.
00:29:41 - Perfect.
00:29:46 Can I use that?
00:29:48 The material I require
00:29:52 We're going to need to find ways
00:29:57 I know some guys who just
00:30:04 Perhaps. Bam!
00:30:06 - Ahhh!
00:30:09 Jack and I became good buddies.
00:30:12 For the first time in my life,
00:30:16 Hot dogs, nice and hot!
00:30:19 Come on.
00:30:21 What? What?
00:30:24 Oh, my gosh, they're made of dog!
00:30:27 Are you people crazy?
00:30:30 Shoeshine, come here.
00:30:31 It's not real dog.
00:30:34 - What is it then?
00:30:37 You know, like noses,
00:30:39 Well, in that case, I'll take two.
00:30:41 Hot dogs! Hot dogs!
00:30:44 Hot dogs! Hot dogs!
00:30:48 - Why is he talking like that?
00:30:51 It's a gimmick.
00:30:55 That seems like a strange convention
00:31:00 And this is where I'm bored
00:31:03 Whenever I'm bored
00:31:06 If you're lucky
00:31:08 Lunch, part two.
00:31:09 - Nice.
00:31:13 Sticks, balls, and running in one game?
00:31:17 - So clever. So inspired.
00:31:20 We're always the underdogs.
00:31:22 Never heard of that breed.
00:31:25 No. Look,
00:31:27 an underdog is someone
00:31:30 and nobody expects them to win.
00:31:33 Yeah, I know the feeling. Huh?
00:31:37 There goes the neighborhood.
00:31:40 Shoeshine, no.
00:31:44 - Freak.
00:31:46 See?
00:31:51 - So, what's the score?
00:31:55 But every molecule of me
00:31:58 It's time to teach you some manners.
00:32:00 Right. I'm going to learn manners
00:32:02 from a guy who pees
00:32:05 All right. Basic commands.
00:32:09 Let's start with a tough one.
00:32:11 - Chapter two: Lie down.
00:32:13 I was going to do that anyway.
00:32:14 Chapter three: Roll over.
00:32:17 This book doesn't have
00:32:20 And chapter four: Speak.
00:32:22 Arf. Arf.
00:32:27 Four weeks of lessons
00:32:29 We're on a good pace.
00:32:31 Chapter five:
00:32:37 - I got you something.
00:32:41 If you ever get lost
00:32:45 "Home."
00:32:46 Wow, this is great!
00:32:49 Oh, ew! Oh, that breath is horrible.
00:32:52 What have you been eating?
00:32:54 Not sure. I dug it out
00:32:58 Suddenly I had a home and a family.
00:33:00 I had all that I ever wanted.
00:33:02 The only thing that could mess this up
00:33:04 was if a mad scientist bent on revenge
00:33:08 Well, guess what?
00:33:14 Oh, the price I've paid.
00:33:18 So be it.
00:33:25 Hi. How’s it going?
00:33:27 I'd love to, baby, but I'm busy.
00:33:30 Work out? Yeah, I work out.
00:33:33 I think of my body as a Buddhist temple.
00:33:36 Cad, stop talking to
00:34:05 Dan, it's Les.
00:34:09 - Can you buzz them in?
00:34:11 I'm on my way.
00:34:22 Is this thing going
00:34:25 Why settle for just one
00:34:32 That's a "P" word.
00:34:36 Just pick it up, you ape.
00:34:40 Give the dog your food.
00:34:43 Give the dog your food.
00:34:48 You are in my power.
00:34:54 Sorry, you didn't
00:34:56 A- ha. Not yet, I didn't.
00:34:59 Give the dog your food.
00:35:06 Rubber? What kind of sick joke is this?
00:35:09 ...this demonstration will
00:35:12 that the Capitol City K-9 Academy
00:35:16 Maybe I should sign you up.
00:35:19 I don't think that's a good idea.
00:35:21 My dad used to be on the force.
00:35:23 He was twice decorated
00:35:26 - He was a real hero.
00:35:30 He quit.
00:35:31 - That a big deal?
00:35:36 Yeah.
00:35:37 OK, he says he quit his job
00:35:41 and he's still never home.
00:35:42 We're interrupting with breaking news.
00:35:46 have stumbled upon
00:35:49 The thieves have taken several hostages.
00:35:51 You never see dogs
00:35:54 You never see
00:35:56 Mmm, touché.
00:35:58 As you can see, it is a tense situation.
00:36:03 Hey, you can stop it,
00:36:06 No, no, no way. Uh-uh.
00:36:09 I had no idea what I was doing.
00:36:11 Well, maybe this is why you're here.
00:36:13 Look, I was just getting
00:36:16 - I even chewed up your iPod.
00:36:20 The truth is,
00:36:23 And I want to be a regular kid
00:36:26 But you know what,
00:36:33 All right.
00:36:35 I'll do it, for you.
00:36:39 There better be something pretty special
00:36:44 You can put the dog door there!
00:36:47 - Whoa!
00:36:48 - Watch out for the fish kite.
00:36:51 Ohhh!
00:36:54 I'm good. I hope
00:36:57 Oh!
00:36:59 - No!
00:37:04 Don't look at me.
00:37:06 If she hadn't pulled the silent alarm,
00:37:10 you two wouldn't be getting a time out.
00:37:15 - Got it.
00:37:18 Good.
00:37:22 Unit 31, I hear you loud and clear.
00:37:26 They got all the exits barricaded.
00:37:30 Hold your positions. SWAT is on its way.
00:37:34 - Did you see that?
00:37:36 Whoa!
00:37:38 Ow!
00:37:46 Dogfish.
00:37:48 Excuse me. Why do you
00:37:53 I'll get him.
00:37:54 I'm going to guess
00:37:58 Huh?
00:38:02 Cad, can you hear me?
00:38:05 - Grab him!
00:38:08 Are you all right?
00:38:10 Can you hear me?
00:38:13 Hey, guys, back off.
00:38:16 I'll give you some space.
00:38:18 I said give me some space.
00:38:25 Hang tight, little buddy.
00:38:28 Evening, officers.
00:38:31 - Whoa, whoa. Hold your fire.
00:38:33 there's a fox passed out on the floor,
00:38:38 Keep up the good work.
00:38:41 While most
00:38:44 the Post is standing by its story
00:38:47 of a dog thwarting
00:38:50 According to eyewitnesses, the animal
00:38:54 I knew it.
00:38:55 The police have yet to comment
00:38:59 - The mayor's office has only said...
00:39:03 They mention me?
00:39:05 Anything about a thief
00:39:08 If the reports
00:39:11 You're a superhero.
00:39:14 You know what?
00:39:17 No, no. No, I'm not.
00:39:18 You saved those people.
00:39:21 I know, and it felt good.
00:39:26 But I can't do this. Someone's gonna
00:39:30 Take you back?
00:39:32 - Uh... take me back to normal.
00:39:41 I know. You ever read comic books?
00:39:43 Huh?
00:39:45 Look, it's just a normal guy.
00:39:47 He puts on a cape, takes off
00:39:50 - And people fall for that stuff?
00:39:53 You're a mild-mannered dog
00:00:01 Well, as long as
00:00:06 Am I standing?
00:00:09 - You're "Bumbledog."
00:00:12 They make me look fat.
00:00:14 Who am I supposed to be,
00:00:19 Count Dogula?
00:00:21 OK. This is why dogs bite people.
00:00:33 - It's perfect. Underdog.
00:00:36 Hmm. I like it.
00:00:39 It's my dad's old college sweater.
00:00:43 But we'll need to make it work.
00:00:51 What do I do if your dad's
00:00:54 ...you know, take off?
00:00:56 Bark three times. Yeah, OK.
00:00:58 That's going to be our code.
00:01:01 Hang on. Do I bark three times
00:01:06 Right. Dog bark. Got it.
00:01:10 You know, I think
00:01:16 Ow! Watch the ears.
00:01:17 It's perfect.
00:01:21 We're still gonna need something
00:01:24 You're right. A flying dog
00:01:27 You know, like a catch phrase.
00:01:29 Like, "Up, up and away"
00:01:32 or "It's clobbering time."
00:01:41 Attention, all patrol units.
00:01:44 We're still looking for a cat burglar
00:01:56 - So, you're a cat burglar, huh?
00:02:00 Well, I'm not really a cat person. Woof.
00:02:07 There's no need to worry.
00:02:12 No, that's not it.
00:02:18 Police stations have been
00:02:22 miraculous feats by this phenomenon
00:02:24 who goes by the name Underdog. Whoa!
00:02:28 There's no need for fright.
00:02:31 That's not it either.
00:02:52 Now that dude knows
00:02:57 Ready. Set. Go!
00:03:06 Excuse me. Are you gonna eat that?
00:03:08 I wanted to have Underdog
00:03:11 but he's not allowed on the couch.
00:03:22 Ooh.
00:03:25 Man, that kung pao chicken was good.
00:03:47 Don't tell your cat buddies about this
00:03:51 - Freak.
00:03:54 There's no need to fear.
00:03:59 Hey, that's pretty good.
00:04:02 By executive order,
00:04:03 I proclaim today
00:04:07 I would also like to invite
00:04:10 provided he's housebroken, that is.
00:04:18 Speak. Speak.
00:04:22 What do you want me to say?
00:04:24 Not you.
00:04:28 Come on. Come on.
00:04:31 English.
00:04:35 Get rid of him.
00:04:44 That should be me on the front page,
00:04:48 not that stupid mutt.
00:04:56 I need a sample of his DNA.
00:05:04 How do you look in a dress?
00:05:08 Somebody, help me!
00:05:11 - Hey.
00:05:13 What's going on there?
00:05:16 Help me! Help me!
00:05:20 I thought my window was a door!
00:05:22 There's no need to fear.
00:05:24 Underdog is... moving too fast.
00:05:30 I seriously need to work on my landing.
00:05:35 When old ladies
00:05:38 It's hip-hip-hip, and away I go.
00:05:43 Way to go, Underdog!
00:05:48 You're safe now, ma'am.
00:05:49 And, in the future,
00:05:52 Lovely pup. I'm so grateful.
00:05:57 Yes. It's called a choke chain.
00:06:01 What's the matter, doggy? Can't breathe?
00:06:03 - Hey, it's you.
00:06:06 As soon as I knew it was Cad,
00:06:09 Whoa!
00:06:11 Ohhh!
00:06:14 Burns! My parts! Heel, dog!
00:06:17 Please heel! Burns!
00:06:44 You slack-jawed,
00:06:47 I should have put strychnine
00:06:50 in your chocolate milk months ago.
00:06:54 Give me one good reason why
00:07:02 Well, uh... I got this.
00:07:11 My first collar ever,
00:07:14 I sat there hoping
00:07:17 Where's your collar?
00:07:18 - My collar?
00:07:20 Oh, um, it must have fallen off.
00:07:23 Kicking butt and taking names, huh?
00:07:25 No, just barking
00:07:28 I'll tell you, it never gets old.
00:07:30 We're gonna go meet
00:07:32 Cool. A double date.
00:07:34 - It's not exactly a date.
00:07:37 But when I give you "the look,"
00:07:40 so I can make my move.
00:07:42 Your move?
00:07:45 I use my paws and
00:07:47 - Chicks dig that.
00:07:50 Hey, nice beagle.
00:07:52 - Just like Underdog, huh?
00:07:55 No, no. Only thing
00:07:59 - Hmm?
00:08:03 - Hey.
00:08:04 We need to work on your identity.
00:08:06 OK, as long as I don't look ridiculous.
00:08:09 I look ridiculous.
00:08:12 It makes you look taller.
00:08:15 Hey, speed bump. You survived.
00:08:17 Let me guess.
00:08:21 Put a muzzle on it.
00:08:24 What's the matter, runt?
00:08:25 You let your girlfriend
00:08:28 Maybe you can't hear me.
00:08:32 So, if you ever want
00:08:36 - You're a real player, boss.
00:08:39 - We showed him, huh, boss?
00:08:42 Shoeshine, come on.
00:08:46 Would Underdog have backed down
00:08:49 Underdog.
00:08:53 that shimmering coat.
00:08:55 Could you imagine me
00:08:58 - off leash with Underdog?
00:09:01 There isn't a hose cold enough
00:09:04 I wish I could meet him.
00:09:06 Well, you know, they say
00:09:10 Really?
00:09:14 Help. Oh, help.
00:09:17 Help, help.
00:09:19 Help! Hello?
00:09:22 Oh, my.
00:09:24 Where, oh, where can my Underdog be?
00:09:27 Did somebody order a hero?
00:09:31 Ow!
00:09:34 Underdog!
00:09:39 Why, oh, why have you
00:09:41 I was flying by when I heard you yelp.
00:09:44 Oh. Um...
00:09:46 "Help." Right.
00:09:48 I'm... I'm out of food.
00:09:50 Your bowl is empty, that is true.
00:09:52 Might I have a date with you?
00:09:54 Excuse me.
00:09:58 My rhymes are merely said
00:10:02 Good.
00:10:03 - It's beautiful, isn't it?
00:10:09 Uh... you are right about that.
00:10:11 Moon? Stars? The yard?
00:10:16 It must be so amazing to be you,
00:10:20 to be able to go where you want,
00:10:23 I have to always "sit,"
00:10:28 Well, then, let's be bad dogs.
00:10:32 - OK. You ready?
00:10:36 Don't worry. I got you.
00:10:41 - You OK?
00:10:43 Oh, I love the feeling
00:10:47 Yeah, I thought you might.
00:10:49 I call it extreme off-leash.
00:10:54 Have you worked up an appetite?
00:10:58 Oh, look. Italian.
00:11:02 - OK, hang on!
00:11:05 My doggy bag.
00:11:15 Here we go. The perfect spot
00:11:21 There's only one meatball.
00:11:24 Oh, no, thanks. I'm on a diet.
00:11:27 No, I insist.
00:11:31 Uh-oh.
00:11:37 The sewers lead
00:11:40 If you have access
00:11:42 you can get anywhere in the city.
00:11:44 Even Dr. Barsinister knows that.
00:11:54 Oh, hey, Jack. How’s it going?
00:11:56 - Where have you been all night?
00:12:00 - Hey, Shoeshine.
00:12:04 Hey, um, we're going to
00:12:06 You know,
00:12:09 Cool. Mind if I come?
00:12:10 Um, you know,
00:12:14 because it's good
00:12:19 Son.
00:12:21 You know, we got to try here.
00:12:24 I got to go.
00:12:29 You know, Jack,
00:12:32 - Why did you blow him off like that?
00:12:34 Your dad is reaching out to you,
00:12:37 - I've been pushing everyone away.
00:12:45 You're right. I should
00:12:49 How did you get so smart, anyway?
00:12:51 Genetic engineering.
00:12:56 Oh, look! Dad is home.
00:13:00 - Where's Jack?
00:13:04 We haven't done anything to him... yet.
00:13:12 - Hi.
00:13:13 So, did you dig anything up
00:13:16 - I got a map from my dad.
00:13:18 Shoeshine, you wouldn't
00:13:21 It was so amazing!
00:13:23 - Yeah, it was.
00:13:26 I mean, it was?
00:13:28 Can you keep a secret?
00:13:31 Really? I hear he's shorter in person.
00:13:35 He is not.
00:13:38 Hmm.
00:13:40 - A drainage pipe?
00:13:41 They could've entered
00:13:44 I want him back. I want his power.
00:13:49 My dog is not Underdog.
00:13:51 You seem to have a knack
00:13:57 You're insane!
00:13:59 I prefer the term "visionary!"
00:14:04 Call your dog or I'll call mine.
00:14:15 Or I'll call mine.
00:14:20 Cad...
00:14:22 Oh, right, the dogs.
00:14:24 Simon says, "Surround the sad ex-cop."
00:14:30 Simon says, "Convince."
00:14:35 All right, all right.
00:14:37 Shoeshine!
00:14:41 Shoeshine!
00:14:43 Hey, um, I got to go.
00:14:48 Hey, um, I got to go.
00:14:50 But, Jack, we were...
00:14:54 That is one strange beagle.
00:14:58 - What? What is it?
00:15:00 He's in trouble.
00:15:02 Go to the police station
00:15:04 No. He's my dad.
00:15:07 All right. Fasten your seat belts.
00:15:09 It's going to be a bumpy ride.
00:15:11 Whoa. Ahh!
00:15:13 Ahhh!
00:15:29 Whoo-hoo!
00:15:30 Shoeshine!
00:15:38 - Shoeshine.
00:15:40 - Easy, tiger.
00:15:42 Jack, what's going on...
00:15:44 "Shoeshine," isn't it?
00:15:46 Or shall I address you
00:15:50 ..."Underdog?"
00:15:52 - It's "Shoeshine."
00:15:55 Yep, Barsinister had me beat.
00:15:58 There was no way I could
00:16:01 I'm sorry. Do whatever you want to me.
00:16:07 Wise decision.
00:16:10 Turns out, Barsinister didn't want me.
00:16:14 He took away my super powers
00:16:18 But that wasn't the worst of it.
00:16:23 And in this pill,
00:16:25 there is the DNA of a regular beagle.
00:16:29 Shoeshine, don't do it! No!
00:16:33 Do you know what the saddest part is?
00:16:36 You actually thought
00:16:39 They only loved the power
00:16:43 No!
00:16:49 No, Shoeshine.
00:16:53 Jack! Ahhh!
00:16:55 I didn't...
00:16:58 ...to get... hurt.
00:17:05 Shoeshine!
00:17:09 Cad.
00:17:11 Not so tough now, are we, little doggie?
00:17:14 Let's go.
00:17:16 This city is going to pay for what
00:17:22 Their blindness.
00:17:25 Their betrayal.
00:17:36 Simon says, "Heel."
00:17:38 - Yes, sir!
00:17:48 All those powers and
00:17:51 the only thing I cared about, my family.
00:17:57 And while I was stuck down there
00:18:00 Cad and Barsinister
00:18:11 Help! Help us!
00:18:16 Jack, that's not going to help.
00:18:18 - You got to get untied.
00:18:22 Jack, don't quit!
00:18:24 - Quit?
00:18:26 Me? What about you?
00:18:28 You were the best cop in the city
00:18:30 and you should be up there
00:18:33 But you quit!
00:18:36 I did quit.
00:18:38 I quit, Jack.
00:18:40 I quit because I didn't want
00:18:44 I didn't want to leave you alone.
00:18:54 Jack, we have to get untied.
00:18:59 Now, just back up.
00:19:01 Put your foot on that ledge.
00:19:03 Grab that rope and jump up.
00:19:07 Come over here
00:19:09 Sit down.
00:19:15 It's on so tight.
00:19:18 The reason we're down here is me.
00:19:21 All I had to do was just tell you
00:19:24 I'll tell you what you
00:19:26 ...that you gave my JV baseball
00:19:34 OK. OK.
00:19:38 Grab Shoeshine.
00:19:40 Come on, Shoeshine.
00:19:44 All right, son, let's go.
00:19:45 There has been an overwhelming
00:19:48 - Good.
00:19:50 Make sure they get
00:19:52 Mr. Mayor.
00:19:54 Do you have time
00:19:57 Holy moly! Barsinister.
00:20:00 Start rolling, start rolling.
00:20:06 Move! Go, go, go, go, go!
00:20:15 There. Where's Underdog?
00:20:18 I'm at the steps
00:20:21 where on the eve
00:20:23 it seems the mayor has been kidnapped.
00:20:25 Now, SWAT has secured the perimeter
00:20:27 and we're still waiting to find out
00:20:52 Come on, hurry up. Let's go.
00:20:57 Excuse me.
00:21:00 - Excuse me.
00:21:03 - Has anyone seen him?
00:21:06 - Now what are we going to do?
00:21:22 Please stay back!
00:21:23 Underdog has
00:21:26 Everyone, please stay back.
00:21:29 Shoeshine, I don't know
00:21:33 but forget about the past.
00:21:35 It doesn't matter if you're
00:21:39 Because I don't care
00:21:42 You brought my family back together.
00:21:45 You're a hero to me.
00:21:52 There I was, a regular old dog again.
00:21:55 I had no idea how to stop Barsinister.
00:21:58 But I did know one thing.
00:22:02 Could I trust my nose again?
00:22:05 What are the chances there's a ham
00:22:07 strapped to the roof
00:22:24 All right. What are your demands?
00:22:27 A billion dollars
00:22:32 full immunity from the law
00:22:34 and my lab restored
00:22:37 so I can continue my research
00:22:43 to chart a new future
00:22:47 for the good of mankind.
00:22:53 It was brave of me to charge in there,
00:22:57 Was I thinking that a solution
00:23:11 What? Him again?
00:23:14 - Mine!
00:23:16 Are you kidding me?
00:23:25 That will teach you to mess with me.
00:23:32 Simon says... "Lunch!"
00:23:37 Don't worry. It will be over in no time.
00:23:41 You're not even big enough
00:23:44 There's no need to fear.
00:23:49 - Huh?
00:23:54 How did you...?
00:23:59 Simon says, "Attack."
00:24:01 I would love to stay
00:24:04 where the bomb is at.
00:24:05 - Whoa.
00:24:08 - Liftoff!
00:24:10 Come back here!
00:24:11 My powers may be back at last,
00:24:15 I'm on your tail!
00:24:16 What is with that dog?
00:24:23 Huh?
00:24:24 Hey. Hey!
00:24:26 - Help!
00:24:30 Help!
00:24:32 - Polly, help me!
00:24:35 Help! Help!
00:24:38 You and your boss
00:24:41 He's not my boss! We're partners!
00:24:43 Then why are you doing this?
00:24:45 Because my partner said
00:24:48 I got him!
00:24:51 Gosh! Can I not get a break here?
00:24:56 Idiot dogs. I have to do
00:25:01 You get him! Whoo!
00:25:02 - Cut him off!
00:25:04 Uh-oh, no brakes. No brakes!
00:25:08 Look out!
00:25:11 Whoa. Look out. Whoa!
00:25:16 Wow.
00:25:18 And he sticks the landing.
00:25:22 Oh, it's you again.
00:25:28 You know,
00:25:32 I believe that sword
00:25:38 Hey, batter, batter.
00:25:41 Here. You want to play some ball?
00:25:45 Doc, I got you.
00:25:51 Cad's hit. Cad's hit.
00:25:58 I'll play your game.
00:26:01 Can you resist this?
00:26:03 Simon says, "Fetch!"
00:26:07 Frisbee!
00:26:11 Whoa.
00:26:17 Whoo! Didn't see that coming.
00:26:20 I think I pulled something.
00:26:23 OK. I got to get to that bomb.
00:26:26 Oh, no. OK.
00:26:28 Come on, guys, uh,
00:26:31 Can't we just work
00:26:34 They're not going
00:26:37 They're loyal to me.
00:26:41 Listen. Why do you even
00:26:43 What does that creep do for you?
00:26:45 Huh? Does he take you for walks?
00:26:49 Has he ever once
00:26:51 Just once?
00:26:53 I mean, look, if he was a good boss,
00:26:55 he'd be able to get
00:26:57 Hey, I heard that.
00:26:59 You're man's best friend,
00:27:02 Has he even given any of you a name?
00:27:05 Of course. My name is Kill.
00:27:07 Hey, I thought I was Kill.
00:27:08 - No, you're Attack.
00:27:13 Destroy him!
00:27:16 - Do you mind, Doc?
00:27:20 Who's he to call you worthless?
00:27:22 He's got a point.
00:27:23 Our master doesn't value us
00:27:27 Yeah, let's go, Maim and Attack.
00:27:29 - It's time to go change teams.
00:27:32 - Let's go teach the master a lesson.
00:27:35 There are no bad dogs, only bad owners.
00:27:39 Don't worry, Doc.
00:27:47 Do you actually think
00:27:56 Help!
00:27:59 You have two minutes before
00:28:03 dispensing a DNA cocktail
00:28:07 as obedient to me as a common dog.
00:28:10 Hold him until the cops get here.
00:28:12 Easy, Doc.
00:28:14 You're just gonna hurt yourself.
00:28:16 Now who's the boss?
00:28:19 Help!
00:28:28 Jack, we don't have much time.
00:28:30 - I know where the bomb is.
00:28:32 I'd love to chat, but I got
00:28:37 Sir? Sir?
00:28:39 Jack, come on. I'm a cop.
00:28:42 - Mr. Mayor, are you OK?
00:28:46 Mr. Mayor. Are you all right?
00:28:48 Let me handle Barsinister.
00:28:51 - Not now. Police business.
00:28:53 - This man is no longer on the force!
00:28:56 You're reinstated. You're promoted.
00:29:07 Look who they decided
00:29:11 - I prefer the term "visionary."
00:29:17 Dan gave Simon a taste
00:29:20 and not the fruity,
00:29:22 but the bitter,
00:29:24 As he walked down those mighty steps,
00:29:28 A cop. A hero.
00:29:38 Help me! Please, help!
00:29:42 Help!
00:29:43 Huh? Underdog.
00:29:46 How many other flying dogs
00:29:48 Underdog, I just knew
00:29:51 Quick, there's not much time.
00:29:55 - You got it.
00:30:02 Look! It's Underdog!
00:30:07 Stand back! Stand back!
00:31:15 Mission Control, removal of the thermal
00:31:21 Hey. Houston, we have a beagle.
00:31:31 Hot! Hot! Hot! Ow. That burns!
00:31:34 Ahh!
00:31:39 Look, up there.
00:31:55 Oh.
00:32:00 Oh, God.
00:32:09 Dad.
00:32:21 - Jack.
00:32:25 Shh! Jack, call me "Underdog."
00:32:28 Oh, man. That was by far
00:32:40 Well, I guess I'll see you
00:32:45 Yeah, see you around, kid.
00:32:51 You're going to love solitary, Doc.
00:32:55 My isolation will be nothing
00:32:57 in which I can focus
00:33:00 upon the task of
00:33:03 on that pathetic house pet, Underdog.
00:33:06 You know what?
00:33:08 Solitary is a relative term, Doc.
00:33:12 Meet your new roommate.
00:33:16 Hey! I took the top bunk.
00:33:20 I thought it would be
00:33:24 - No, you can't do this to me.
00:33:29 Noo!
00:33:31 ...then Underdog
00:33:33 and buried it farther than
00:33:36 Sounds like I missed all the excitement.
00:33:38 Oh, yeah, you did. Hey!
00:33:42 Oh, uh, it got burnt
00:33:45 Shoeshine, where
00:33:49 Help!
00:33:51 - Excuse me a moment.
00:33:58 Excuse me just for one moment.
00:34:05 You see, some heroes are born,
00:34:09 Others are made.
00:34:10 Everyday men and women,
00:34:13 who rise up in times of crisis,
00:34:14 no matter how high the odds
00:34:17 These are the heroes
00:34:20 These are the underdogs.
00:34:21 - Look, it's Speed Bump.
00:34:25 Runt, are you still hard of hearing?
00:34:28 - Yeah, hello?
00:34:30 Listen, I'm in a hurry.
00:34:33 He's just like all little dogs.
00:34:36 All bark, no bite.
00:34:38 I do not bite. Yes, that is true.
00:34:41 But see what my bark will do to you.
00:34:43 - Huh?
00:34:47 Whoa!
00:34:50 Ooh, I didn't need to see that.
00:34:52 Boss, you're so pink.
00:34:56 Ahhh! I'm naked. I'm naked!
00:35:09 Look! Up in the sky!
00:35:10 - It's a bird.
00:35:13 - It's a frog.
00:35:16 Not bird, nor plane, nor even frog.
00:35:19 It's just little old me, Underdog!
00:35:32 Scene two-o-seven. Take 27.
00:35:35 And... action!
00:35:36 There's no need to fear, underwear is...
00:35:39 I'm sorry, did I just say "underwear?"
00:35:42 - Do it again.
00:35:44 - Take 21.
00:35:46 There's no need to...
00:35:47 Wait, what is there no need to?
00:35:49 Script Supervisor, what's the line?
00:35:51 Whoa!
00:35:52 What's my motivation again?
00:35:55 Uh, you're a superhero.
00:35:57 Oh. Hey!
00:35:59 - Action!
00:36:01 Whoa.
00:36:02 - Somebody moved the floor.
00:36:10 Ow!
00:36:12 Take 25.
00:36:13 - Who's stepping on my cape?
00:36:15 There's no need to fear,
00:36:20 - Cut!
00:38:44 He's here!