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00:01:47 David?
00:01:50 Shit! Put something in front
00:02:03 - Turn off that alarm!
00:02:06 No.
00:02:22 Don't nag!
00:02:26 - I'll do it when I have time.
00:02:32 - Why don't you do it?
00:02:40 Can I have my phone?
00:02:43 Did you take my phone?
00:02:47 - Give me my phone!
00:02:52 - Give it to me!
00:02:58 - Whatever...
00:03:06 He's asleep, David.
00:03:23 I mean it!
00:03:27 If you bring some girl to a party
00:03:34 The point is: Never dis your friend.
00:03:38 OK...
00:03:40 - I shouldn't have to tell you this.
00:03:51 Even if she's not your girlfriend
00:03:58 - I brought her to the party.
00:04:02 I'd still have to wait until the
00:04:09 Christ!
00:04:12 You're not listening to me!
00:04:17 - Hi there. Hi, Balder!
00:04:22 Hi, Balder!
00:04:26 - Say hi to Morten.
00:04:29 Get that dog out of here!
00:04:34 - What are you doing?
00:04:37 You coming?
00:04:39 Fucking dog!
00:04:42 Why'd you do that?
00:04:52 Hey!
00:04:56 You were almost on time today.
00:05:00 Hey.
00:05:04 Everything in the car
00:05:12 Hiya.
00:05:23 What's that?
00:05:26 Lars?
00:05:28 You walking around with a piece now?
00:05:33 - What's your problem?
00:05:37 Stay out of my business.
00:05:41 - This is my job!
00:05:46 - I know what I'm doing.
00:05:50 - What's your problem?
00:05:54 You sell steroids
00:05:59 - Don't get excited.
00:06:03 - Your Paki friends are here.
00:06:09 What's going on here?
00:06:14 Huh?
00:06:48 - Anything else I should know about?
00:06:54 I see two smart people and an idiot
00:07:16 Don't you have a job to do?
00:07:31 Check him out.
00:07:37 - And he wants to become a cop.
00:07:42 - Yes, he has.
00:07:45 - He told me himself.
00:07:53 - Give me a hand?
00:07:56 - I'm going to work in a few hours.
00:08:03 What an asshole!
00:09:26 What the...?
00:09:28 - I warned you.
00:09:32 Lars!
00:09:35 - Leave it.
00:09:38 - He's the one acting up.
00:09:41 We're twice as many as you.
00:11:19 Hi!
00:11:23 - Is Morten here?
00:11:38 - Where are you?
00:11:42 - Are you nearby?
00:11:45 - What?
00:11:48 - You've got the worst echo...
00:11:55 Hello?
00:11:58 - What a nag!
00:12:01 It's Lars.
00:12:08 Salima!
00:12:11 Were you going to walk right in?
00:12:15 Wait out here.
00:12:18 Hello?
00:12:19 Lars?
00:12:23 - I want to fuck Khuram's sister.
00:12:28 - Think he'd find out?
00:12:33 - You think he would find out?
00:12:37 David?
00:12:39 Got a second?
00:12:45 - How much are we talking?
00:12:48 - So you spent 50,000?
00:12:53 - Is the money here?
00:12:56 - Is the stuff here?
00:12:59 - You sold stuff you didn't have?
00:13:03 No, he needs Omnadren.
00:13:06 You can't bail out on a deal
00:13:10 - Give Khuram his money or his stuff.
00:13:15 When I get the rest from Stefan.
00:13:24 How much is that worth?
00:13:27 10,000.
00:13:31 If I give that to Khuram,
00:13:35 And you'll have that on Wednesday?
00:13:40 Yeah...
00:13:49 David, you don't have to do that.
00:13:53 Then what am I doing here?
00:14:06 - Hi.
00:14:24 It's only 10 grand worth.
00:14:37 - I ordered for 50.
00:14:43 Don't look at me.
00:14:53 You're leaving.
00:14:57 He's waiting for you.
00:15:00 Watch your step.
00:15:06 - Nice cake.
00:15:09 OK...
00:15:12 Everybody ready?
00:15:15 Happy birthday to you...
00:15:47 - Turn it off. We're watching a film.
00:15:52 We're watching a film.
00:15:56 You turn off your mobile
00:16:01 I won't dignify this
00:16:54 Hello?
00:18:15 I need some air.
00:18:18 Then I'll go to work
00:18:51 Fuck...
00:18:53 David!
00:19:06 I don't have time for this.
00:19:15 - Have a seat.
00:19:22 - What's going on?
00:19:29 We found cash and steroids.
00:19:36 Fine! If no one owns up,
00:19:42 - And nobody wants that.
00:19:47 I just found a gun.
00:20:00 I can't stay here.
00:20:18 Thank you.
00:20:28 - I need to get to the hospital.
00:20:33 - I won't rat.
00:20:37 - My dad is sick!
00:20:41 I don't have anything
00:21:19 - Whose is it?
00:21:27 Then we'll go back downstairs.
00:21:29 - I need to get out of here!
00:21:37 - My father is dying.
00:21:41 You keep repeating yourself!
00:21:46 - Just give me a name.
00:21:51 Is that clear?!
00:21:53 - Is that clear?
00:24:48 I'm sorry.
00:24:52 Why were the police here?
00:25:03 Do you want to talk about dad?
00:25:12 David...
00:26:03 - Go up to mom, Kjetil.
00:26:34 Wait here, Kjetil.
00:26:57 Hi...
00:27:00 Is Morten here?
00:27:03 Morten?
00:27:13 - Sorry.
00:27:18 - Is Lars or Jarle here?
00:27:27 - What were you thinking?
00:27:35 Jarle, listen...
00:27:38 Listen to me, Jarle.
00:27:43 Morten, I need to talk to you!
00:28:15 I want to go home.
00:28:27 Hi...
00:28:32 Morten...
00:28:37 Wait here, Kjetil.
00:28:42 Morten?
00:28:46 Morten, listen to me.
00:28:49 - I couldn't sit there any longer.
00:28:56 Morten!
00:29:55 Go away!
00:30:20 I've been thinking
00:30:31 And I was hoping...
00:30:38 But I thought...
00:30:41 I can't bring Kjetil
00:30:46 If you could work a little less,
00:30:55 Could you stay with Kjetil
00:30:58 No.
00:31:08 You have to go to the funeral home
00:31:30 Come in here and we'll talk.
00:31:43 - I don't want any trouble.
00:31:50 I just want to explain,
00:32:05 You know dad has had cancer,
00:32:15 While we were being held
00:32:25 I lost my dad that day, Jarle.
00:32:37 What good does that do Lars?
00:32:41 I feel bad for you, but this isn't
00:32:48 You ruined his life, David.
00:32:52 He had one goal in life:
00:32:56 I don't give a shit
00:33:01 He may have been too stupid
00:33:07 But you ruined the only goal he had.
00:33:15 Hi.
00:33:25 - Can't we go upstairs?
00:33:30 I'll be up in a minute.
00:35:21 I can't sit here
00:35:26 - or what instruments I want
00:36:59 This is Morten.
00:37:26 Mom?
00:37:30 Where are you guys?
00:37:47 David...
00:37:52 Why did you call us?
00:38:01 There are a lot of things
00:38:10 I can watch Kjetil,
00:38:16 What about your job?
00:38:35 I can't help you,
00:38:39 - It's nothing you can help me with.
00:38:43 Coming!
00:39:16 - You're cheating again.
00:39:19 I'm watching you cheating!
00:39:26 - It's your turn.
00:39:37 I won't play with you if you cheat.
00:40:00 I need a word with you, David.
00:40:03 - About what?
00:40:22 Ali, shut that dog up!
00:40:29 - What's going on?
00:41:33 - Your beef is with Lars or Jarle.
00:41:38 - I'm getting my money from you.
00:41:52 I don't have anything
00:41:56 - You need to talk to Lars.
00:42:01 I either want the stuff,
00:42:08 I don't have anything
00:42:15 - You said Wednesday. That's today.
00:42:20 - You said Wednesday!
00:42:39 You gave me too little.
00:42:43 Do you understand?
00:42:47 - I want it today!
00:42:53 Let go...
00:42:57 Today!
00:43:26 Kjetil?
00:43:29 Kjetil?
00:43:43 Kjetil...
00:43:54 Want me to sit here with you?
00:44:34 I want daddy to come home.
00:46:04 Kjetil, where are you going?
00:46:11 Kjetil, you're supposed to sleep.
00:46:16 Kjetil?
00:46:18 - I want to be with you.
00:46:41 Kjetil...
00:46:47 He's my brother.
00:46:51 Here's 8000. That's all I've got.
00:46:57 Come on in.
00:47:19 Khuram...
00:47:26 Kjetil...
00:47:38 Kjetil!
00:47:55 - Let's take care of this.
00:48:11 I made this.
00:49:24 It's good.
00:49:37 There you go.
00:49:40 Thanks.
00:49:47 - 8000?
00:49:54 So you owe me 32,000?
00:49:59 - Yes.
00:50:19 Come on, Kjetil.
00:50:25 We're leaving now.
00:50:32 We can't take the dog with us.
00:50:36 - What are you doing?
00:50:42 Hi.
00:50:49 It's Salima.
00:50:55 You want the dog?
00:51:00 - No, thanks.
00:51:04 I've got papers on it.
00:51:09 - 10,000.
00:51:13 - Kjetil!
00:51:18 - Take the dog.
00:51:21 Take the dog for a week. If you're
00:51:30 I'm just borrowing it, OK?
00:51:45 - Take your coat off.
00:51:49 Take your coat off first.
00:51:54 Take your coat off.
00:52:01 - Did you take something from Khuram?
00:52:05 Are you sure?
00:52:08 Yes.
00:52:11 What've you got under there?
00:52:14 What's under your coat?
00:52:19 Stop it!
00:52:39 Go to bed.
00:53:12 Wait here, Kjetil.
00:53:15 Where are you going?
00:53:19 - What are you doing?
00:53:23 It's cold outside, and you
00:53:28 I want ice cream.
00:53:32 - Did you bring your money?
00:53:36 What kind do you want?
00:53:38 - That one.
00:53:41 - I want two ice creams.
00:53:45 - But I want two.
00:53:49 You can't afford it.
00:53:54 Mom gives you
00:53:58 This ice cream costs 15.
00:54:02 Buy two today,
00:54:08 - But I want ice cream.
00:54:13 But I want two ice creams.
00:54:37 - You fucked Khuram's sister?
00:54:43 - Has anyone talked to David?
00:54:53 - Are you dating her?
00:54:57 There's David's mongo brother.
00:55:01 Forget it, Lars.
00:55:08 - OK.
00:55:16 David?
00:55:25 - If it isn't the snitch!
00:55:29 The rest of us kept our mouths shut!
00:55:32 Kjetil, let's go.
00:55:35 - Don't, Lars.
00:55:38 - Ask your father.
00:55:42 - Are you deaf?
00:55:47 Are you hard of hearing?
00:55:51 I don't want any more trouble
00:55:57 That's enough!
00:56:01 I said I didn't want
00:56:06 Stay down there!
00:56:09 - I told you not to do anything!
00:58:28 David, it's Khuram.
00:58:35 Did you take something?
00:58:39 Wait in the car!
00:58:48 Mom!
00:58:51 Mom, don't answer!
00:58:54 - Listen to me!
00:58:59 Come here!
00:59:03 In here!
00:59:06 - Hello?
00:59:11 Listen...
00:59:35 Come here, Kjetil.
00:59:42 You stay in here.
00:59:44 - Go to your room!
00:59:48 And you do as I say!
01:00:03 Go get him.
01:00:05 Leave us alone.
01:00:13 Mona!
01:00:23 It won't help
01:00:29 The only thing that happens,
01:00:35 He's not here.
01:01:46 Stretch him out!
01:02:22 - Khuram...
01:02:25 It's not your turn to talk.
01:02:29 Khuram...
01:02:39 - No! Stay there!
01:02:43 Just sit there and shut up!
01:02:52 You fucked
01:03:22 Straighten your leg.
01:03:28 No!
01:03:31 Hey...
01:03:35 I said straighten your leg.
01:03:45 Straighten your leg!
01:03:48 I'll never touch her again!
01:04:06 Morten!
01:04:14 - Hello?
01:04:17 - Who is it?
01:04:29 The Pakis do that to you?
01:04:46 Did you send Khuram after me?
01:04:50 - Did you guys tell Khuram?
01:04:58 Why the fuck did you do that?
01:05:02 Nobody stands by
01:05:30 But you came out OK, didn't you?
01:05:52 Quiet!
01:05:58 Can we talk?
01:06:08 I just got beat up by Khuram. He
01:06:18 Because Jarle told him that I had...
01:06:22 You know, Khuram's sister...
01:06:26 David!
01:06:29 David...
01:06:33 I need your help.
01:06:39 - Hi, Morten.
01:06:43 What are you mixed up in now?
01:06:52 - I need to talk to you.
01:06:55 I'm trying.
01:06:58 Go ahead, Morten.
01:07:05 Get the hell out of here!
01:07:11 How can you ask me for help now?
01:07:14 Listen to me!
01:07:20 I've been all alone.
01:07:24 You don't have the right
01:07:34 You squealed, David.
01:08:34 What is it, Kjetil?
01:08:37 - I want to be with you.
01:08:44 I just need to talk to Morten,
01:08:51 Can't we do this tomorrow?
01:08:55 I thought you wanted to talk.
01:08:59 I'm totally beat.
01:09:45 I'm going to bed.
01:10:27 Kjetil, we have to get up.
01:11:14 Can't you go now either, Kjetil?
01:11:21 Let me see your cards.
01:11:25 You can discard that one,
01:11:35 Let me look at your cards.
01:11:40 You can discard half these cards.
01:11:46 - You don't know how to play, do you?
01:11:51 You need to discard.
01:11:56 You want to get rid of everything.
01:12:01 Place it on the table.
01:12:11 If you don't have any green,
01:12:16 Change to yellow,
01:12:20 And so on.
01:12:27 Red on red, blue on blue.
01:12:33 Until you have only one card left.
01:12:37 When you have one card left,
01:12:42 - Uno.
01:12:46 - so you don't have any cards left,
01:12:51 Then you're free.
01:12:59 Look at you two...
01:13:06 - Can you get the door, Kjetil?
01:13:19 - You're all dressed up.
01:13:28 - What's the occasion?
01:13:37 - You done, Kjetil?
01:13:39 - You didn't tell Morten about dad?
01:13:48 - Need help with that?
01:15:28 - Are you doing any better, David?
01:15:37 Once when you were young,
01:15:42 - what you would do if I died.
01:15:47 Do you remember what you answered?
01:15:56 You said, "Then I'd have to make
01:17:19 What are you doing?
01:17:21 You know I hate dogs, but you
01:17:27 I just came from the funeral.
01:17:36 What is it with you, Morten?
01:17:43 - Say something!
01:17:47 You left me alone!
01:17:52 You expect me to stop Jarle, the
01:17:57 - I needed my friends!
01:18:01 - You've known me your whole life.
01:18:04 - My father was dying!
01:18:09 You should have supported me, -
01:18:12 - instead of following
01:18:18 What's important to you?
01:18:23 You have always
01:18:27 You think and say
01:18:32 And then you run
01:18:37 Don't push me, Morten.
01:18:45 David!
01:18:50 David!
01:18:57 Let go!
01:19:07 Easy!
01:19:10 Easy, easy...
01:19:17 Good boy.
01:19:24 Easy...
01:19:27 Good boy.
01:19:31 - Kjetil, take the dog.
01:19:36 - No...
01:19:40 Shut the door.
01:20:19 Kjetil?
01:20:23 Kjetil!
01:21:29 Sorry, David.
01:21:33 OK?
01:21:35 I didn't know... about your father.
01:21:42 I would have acted differently.
01:21:56 Sorry I'm such a chicken.
01:22:00 I know I'm like that.
01:22:05 Why did it take you so long
01:22:12 Sorry.
01:22:27 I'm tired of running.
01:22:36 I don't want to... walk around -
01:22:41 - being scared
01:22:48 I'm so ready to get rid of
01:22:53 You know?
01:22:57 How?
01:23:01 Let's start
01:23:08 Then I'm returning this.
01:23:15 And then I'm returning some gym keys
01:23:21 - Need a buddy?
01:23:51 OK?
01:23:54 - Can we play?
01:23:58 I need to take Morten
01:24:02 The dog bit him.
01:24:08 OK?
01:24:14 - I'm sorry.
01:24:20 You and Morten need to
01:24:25 I don't want it anywhere near me.
01:24:30 Ask me whatever you want. But I am
01:24:38 - You understand me?
01:24:43 - David?
01:24:50 Uno.
01:24:57 - I'll be back soon.
01:25:07 Khuram is on his way.
01:25:16 - I can take the keys to the gym.
01:25:41 Hi.
01:25:45 - Are you here with Morten?
01:25:52 What are you doing?
01:26:01 - I need the dog back.
01:26:05 The dog is mine. I gave you 8000
01:26:12 - That wasn't dog money.
01:26:16 All I owe you for is the dog.
01:26:20 If you have a problem with that,
01:26:29 Morten and I don't want
01:26:33 - Outside.
01:26:37 - Let's go.
01:26:41 You're coming outside.
01:28:02 Hello?
01:28:09 What the hell...?
01:28:13 What's going on here?
01:28:16 - It's Khuram.
01:28:20 - We can't go back outside.
01:29:08 David, I want you out of here.
01:29:10 - There are 20 Pakis out there.
01:29:21 Lars!
01:29:25 Come down here!
01:29:41 Go outside, Lars.
01:30:01 Morten?
01:30:30 So I'm finished?
01:30:36 Yes, you're finished.
01:31:07 You can't touch me.
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