Used Cars

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00:01:47 [ whistle blows ]
00:01:51 Ow !
00:03:15 [ sniffing ]
00:03:29 Hey, mornin', roy.
00:03:31 [ hawks ]
00:03:36 [ chuckles ]
00:04:02 Rudy russo !
00:04:06 I bring you your cars.
00:04:09 What the hell
00:04:12 Sure ! We don't get much
00:04:15 What do you
00:04:18 You don't like these cars,
00:04:22 This is a picture
00:04:25 Nice crop, eh ?
00:04:28 I can't make a deal
00:04:31 You don't wanna buy cars ?
00:04:33 I got all kinds.
00:04:37 Bonitas, senoritas,
00:04:41 Later. I got a customer.
00:04:46 [ manuel speaking spanish ]
00:04:48 #### [ radio, indistinct ]
00:04:57 [ snoring ]
00:05:07 [ snorting ]
00:05:10 [ snoring ]
00:05:20 Oh, student driver shit.
00:05:24 [ snoring ]
00:05:29 -hey, rudy !
00:05:33 Jesus, you're not gonna--
00:05:35 Yeah ? Well, luke's
00:05:46 Who's the grape ?
00:05:49 [ rudy ] he pulled up in that
00:05:52 He can afford a vega !
00:05:54 Yeah, but, rudy, forget it.
00:05:57 Come on, jeff.
00:05:59 But i told you a million times,
00:06:03 A red car is bad luck
00:06:05 I gotta get customers
00:06:08 I gotta make some fast cash.
00:06:15 For this.
00:06:19 Christ ! First a red car,
00:06:43 This man, roy l. Fuchs,
00:06:46 This man gives you
00:06:49 I mean, beautiful.
00:06:52 One who hesitates is lost.
00:06:55 Hey, where you going, pal ?
00:06:58 - ooh !
00:07:00 -[ driver shouting ]
00:07:03 - oh !
00:07:05 [ man ]
00:07:07 Ow !
00:07:08 Hi there !
00:07:11 - jesus.
00:07:14 I saw it floating
00:07:16 Here you are, mister--
00:07:20 Polish, huh ?
00:07:22 How are ya ?
00:07:26 Thanks.
00:07:29 Good choice. Smart man.
00:07:32 Nice to see somebody finally
00:07:35 So, we, uh,
00:07:39 Terrific, terrific.
00:07:42 Here you can look, browse,
00:07:45 Take all the time you want.
00:07:49 You know somethin' though ?
00:07:52 I think you oughta buy it today.
00:07:55 The color is you.
00:07:57 Stanley dewoski is
00:08:00 I know what you're thinking.
00:08:04 Am i right ? Seriously. You
00:08:07 When you add this up,
00:08:11 You're gonna come out $10,000
00:08:13 The prestige alone of owning
00:08:15 Can't even be measured in terms
00:08:17 What in the hell are you
00:08:20 For six months,
00:08:23 To make sure that new
00:08:27 But according to this,
00:08:30 The goddamn ramp is coming
00:08:33 What's with
00:08:37 It was the only way
00:08:40 He don't know dick.
00:08:43 What about you ?
00:08:46 I mean, can't
00:08:48 I'm sorry, roy.
00:08:50 Just like that, huh ?
00:08:53 Well, i'll tell you somethin'.
00:08:56 It used to be when you
00:09:01 Ha, ha, ha !
00:09:04 Trust me !
00:09:07 Ah, shit !
00:09:09 There goes a perfectly good
00:09:12 Hey, luke.
00:09:13 That's a nice pair of shoes.
00:09:16 You baited him, didn't you ?
00:09:20 I had to, luke.
00:09:25 Rudy, listen to me, will ya ?
00:09:27 For the last time,
00:09:31 Now, just let's suppose that
00:09:36 We're still on probation
00:09:39 We gotta watch our step.
00:09:41 My ravenous brother's
00:09:44 So he can get
00:09:46 Luke, i'm desperate.
00:09:48 Listen to me.
00:09:52 Ten grand ?
00:09:56 No, no.
00:09:59 Huh ? Yeah.
00:10:02 There's an opening
00:10:05 The machine's looking
00:10:08 Somebody with no axes to grind
00:10:12 Luke, they're looking for me !
00:10:15 I talked to the party chairman.
00:10:20 Sixty grand, huh ?
00:10:24 That's kinda like
00:10:26 Once i'm in, i go 50-50
00:10:31 It's my chance to do
00:10:34 Go places, meet new people.
00:10:37 Maybe even meet some broad who's
00:10:40 Still lookin', huh, rudy ?
00:10:44 Luke, i don't wanna be stuck
00:10:50 I wanna make something
00:10:53 Have people look up at me
00:10:55 This is my
00:10:58 I took out a second mortgage
00:11:01 I cashed in
00:11:03 Hell, i just sold my car,
00:11:07 Toby, get me a
00:11:09 Look, luke, listen.
00:11:13 Some big promotional ideas
00:11:17 I found these two guys,
00:11:19 They know how to
00:11:22 We wear some disguise.
00:11:25 We get these strippers,
00:11:28 I think i'm gonna put
00:11:31 Yeah. Can't fool
00:11:38 No, toby, i said
00:11:41 Luke, can i
00:11:43 Why are we giving
00:11:46 [ luke ]
00:11:49 The school district's paying me
00:11:51 1,200 apiece ?
00:11:54 Those are
00:11:59 What, these ?
00:12:02 Rudy, you are the craziest,
00:12:07 When you stand there
00:12:10 Well, i know you're right.
00:12:13 All right, i'll lend you
00:12:18 I wouldn't kid you
00:12:21 No, no. We'll go down
00:12:24 Only one thing is,
00:12:28 And i certainly don't
00:12:30 Goddamn ! All right, luke.
00:12:34 I'm on my way !
00:12:36 Ask not what your country's
00:12:39 How we doin' ?
00:12:41 Are you okay ?
00:12:45 I'm just not used to all
00:12:48 Here, here.
00:12:55 I'll be all right.
00:12:58 You just promise me one thing.
00:13:01 When you buy that election,
00:13:06 Promise me you'll keep
00:13:10 They know, don't they, sam ?
00:13:13 Yeah, that's why they're
00:13:16 They know they're
00:13:18 Nobody knows but you.
00:13:22 Now, i suggest you put
00:13:25 And use the insurance money
00:13:29 If i could buy him out, do you
00:13:33 Think i'd have sicced
00:13:37 No, by god, the only way
00:13:40 I thought he had a daughter.
00:13:44 [ roy chuckling ]
00:13:49 Don't be stupid, roy.
00:13:54 Just dreamin'.
00:13:57 [ woman over p.a. System ]
00:14:07 Carmine !
00:14:10 Send in that mechanic,
00:14:13 Who, mickey ?
00:14:30 That's why they call it a pinto.
00:14:34 Look at that undercoating.
00:14:37 Huh ? Thanks.
00:14:39 Shall we examine
00:14:43 [ jeff ]
00:14:49 [ man ]
00:14:51 I'll get him to knock
00:14:54 I got the papers all drawn up
00:14:59 I keep--
00:15:03 Clown.
00:15:09 Excuse me, old man.
00:15:14 [ train whistle blowing ]
00:15:30 That's a miracle.
00:15:32 Yeah ! God in heaven,
00:15:36 Excuse me,
00:15:39 I'm not one for religion,
00:15:45 [ chuckling ]
00:15:48 Can you believe it ?
00:15:51 I just want to buy a car.
00:15:53 You know, she took off
00:15:57 I ain't seen nor heard
00:16:01 All of a sudden
00:16:06 Now that-- that's a miracle.
00:16:08 I know how you feel,
00:16:10 I had a dog once. Ran away.
00:16:14 Listen, now what's the story
00:16:18 2,400 ? Come on.
00:16:22 Son, you're looking at one
00:16:27 You know,
00:16:32 Does it run ?
00:16:37 Like a dream.
00:16:39 Well, old man,
00:16:48 Yeah, that's a miracle.
00:16:55 [ engine revs ]
00:16:59 After ten years.
00:17:01 You won't need that.
00:17:04 I like to feel safe.
00:17:07 [ luke ]
00:17:10 Sounds good, old man.
00:17:15 - [ tires screeching ]
00:17:24 - [ groaning ]
00:17:30 [ mickey ]
00:17:33 It's running real hot.
00:17:40 Pills ? What do you need
00:17:47 [ mickey laughing ]
00:17:55 - isn't this fun, old man ?
00:17:57 [ horn honking ]
00:18:00 [ laughing ]
00:18:04 I love chicken. I love it.
00:18:13 You're a good sport, old man.
00:18:16 What do you say
00:18:24 Get over there, old man.
00:18:28 Oh, shit !
00:18:34 What's the matter, old man ?
00:18:43 Ah, don't worry.
00:18:49 What the hell was that ?
00:18:56 Ahh, 2,400 ? I don't know.
00:19:01 [ gasping ]
00:19:09 Charlie, i broke my back
00:19:12 Fifty bucks
00:19:14 You are not gonna find
00:19:17 Fifty bucks
00:19:19 We shook hands
00:19:21 - fifty bucks
00:19:24 I'll see what i can do.
00:19:26 When my boss sees these figures,
00:19:31 [ laughing ]
00:19:34 Fifty bucks
00:19:38 [ groaning ]
00:19:41 Charlie !
00:19:43 Okay, okay, it's a deal.
00:19:45 I'll sign !
00:19:48 He was only kidding.
00:19:50 I'm sorry.
00:19:54 I really do want the car.
00:19:56 Luke, where
00:19:59 Jesus, you guys mean business.
00:20:04 Luke !
00:20:07 Here's the money.
00:20:11 Look, gosh, you guys
00:20:15 Oh, my god !
00:20:18 Right away !
00:20:21 [ rudy ]
00:20:23 [ woman moaning ]
00:20:25 - luke !
00:20:29 [ mumbling ]
00:20:43 [ thunderclap ]
00:21:16 What the--
00:21:19 Jesus christ !
00:21:22 Luke's dead.
00:21:24 Calm down.
00:21:27 Who do you think ?
00:21:47 Sam, roy. Roy !
00:21:51 Yeah, i know it's late.
00:21:53 First thing tomorrow
00:21:57 Well, i'm a little concerned
00:22:01 Yeah. And, oh, listen.
00:22:04 Bring those
00:22:10 He's gone.
00:22:12 Jim, help me prop him up,
00:22:16 Hey, jesus, rudy.
00:22:20 I think we're
00:22:22 I think we gotta call the cops.
00:22:26 You know that and i know.
00:22:29 Death by natural causes.
00:22:31 Don't you understand ?
00:22:34 That means his brother
00:22:37 Now, i promised him i wasn't
00:22:40 Get his hands on this lot,
00:22:42 [ thunderclap ]
00:22:51 Easy.
00:22:54 I helped put it up.
00:22:58 Okay, let it down easy.
00:23:07 Hey, rudy, man,
00:23:10 I mean, he should
00:23:12 Nobody's gonna believe
00:23:18 [ rudy ]
00:23:20 He's old, isn't he ?
00:23:23 Fuck aspen.
00:23:26 The fuck it won't !
00:23:28 Please show a little respect
00:23:39 [ car door closes ]
00:23:42 You want to say
00:23:44 Me ? No.
00:23:46 Jim ?
00:23:48 [ rudy ]
00:23:50 Ah, luke fuchs,
00:23:55 You're about to drive over
00:23:59 He was a good man.
00:24:04 Luke, we, uh,
00:24:08 But we can keep it flying
00:24:12 Can't even put flowers
00:24:14 But we can hang the finest
00:24:18 That money can buy.
00:24:20 You'll be surrounded
00:24:23 Of the finest-quality
00:24:27 Ford, chrysler,
00:24:33 High volume, high visibility
00:24:39 Rest in peace, luke.
00:24:41 [ chattering ]
00:24:44 Wait, wait.
00:24:46 Watch it. Easy.
00:24:51 Keep shoveling.
00:25:05 Now, aren't you
00:25:09 We're landscaping.
00:25:12 So, roy, l.,
00:25:15 Uh, i'd like to talk
00:25:18 You're gonna have
00:25:22 That's right. Miami.
00:25:24 Miami ?
00:25:26 - yeah, miami beach.
00:25:30 - florida.
00:25:33 Some asshole fucked up
00:25:36 He decided he needed
00:25:40 - i know all about
00:25:43 What airline did he fly ?
00:25:47 [ rudy ] i couldn't
00:25:51 - yeah, brand-new.
00:25:54 I saw what happened.
00:25:57 Hit the floor ?
00:25:59 That ? He slipped on
00:26:03 He's lying, sam.
00:26:06 He thinks i'm lyin', jim.
00:26:10 That if you came here,
00:26:13 Are you gonna leave or do
00:26:17 - what are you,
00:26:20 Suck-ass son of a bitch.
00:26:23 [ barking ]
00:26:28 You see ?
00:26:30 Nothing to worry about ?
00:26:32 For one thing, we got
00:26:35 For another thing,
00:26:37 [ barking ]
00:26:39 [ jeff ] but sneaking
00:26:42 [ rudy ]
00:26:45 Supposing the f.c.c.
00:26:49 Jeff, we just work here.
00:26:56 [ whistle blowing ]
00:26:59 Coast is clear, freddie.
00:27:01 All right. Stand by.
00:27:04 [ man on p.a., indistinct ]
00:27:11 [ crowd cheering ]
00:27:17 [ rudy ]
00:27:20 We gonna be able
00:27:22 Am i gonna look
00:27:24 Don't worry.
00:27:27 That's why i've got the sun guns
00:27:30 All set ?
00:27:33 Rehearsal.
00:27:36 [ crowd cheering ]
00:27:38 [ man on p.a. ]
00:27:40 Arkansas, 35; kentucky, 14.
00:27:44 Margaret, this is where
00:27:47 Yeah, see, i figure
00:27:51 And then i'll say,
00:27:56 Well, this '76 delta 88
00:28:01 And heater for only $695.
00:28:05 Maroon car, my ass.
00:28:09 So then i'm going to say,
00:28:14 I'm sorry it's so sexist.
00:28:18 Nice maroon car,
00:28:26 Oh, shit ! Disguises.
00:28:29 I didn't get sunglasses.
00:28:32 You idiot !
00:28:35 You trying to murder me ?
00:28:38 This is perfect.
00:28:42 What the hell is this ?
00:28:44 Come on. It's--
00:28:46 Put these on, here we go.
00:28:51 Rudy, rudy, come on.
00:28:53 -hey, i'm not doin'
00:28:58 We can't do a commercial wearing
00:29:02 - okay, stand by.
00:29:06 - no !
00:29:08 Ready when you are,
00:29:10 - he's got it at the 40 !
00:29:14 - no, forget it.
00:29:16 - he's past the midfield stripe.
00:29:18 He may go all the way.
00:29:20 - he's on the 30 ! Put 'em on !
00:29:23 - he's on the 20.
00:29:25 - no !
00:29:27 - and, eddie--
00:29:29 - take it ! Take it !
00:29:33 Now !
00:29:35 God, it's a red car.
00:29:38 They're gonna
00:29:40 That's a stupid place
00:29:45 Did you see that ?
00:29:48 Let's look at just one
00:29:52 Shit.
00:29:53 What the fuck is this,
00:29:56 What did he say ?
00:29:58 He just said "fuck."
00:30:02 A red chariot to take
00:30:05 Margaret, get--
00:30:09 This model is really
00:30:13 Holy jesus, she's caught
00:30:16 [ jeff ] it's a red car.
00:30:19 [ jeff ]
00:30:23 Folks, these people
00:30:27 Over the fabulous deals
00:30:31 We got over ten jillion cars
00:30:34 Every one a best deal.
00:30:36 Margaret, let's take a look
00:30:40 [ crying ]
00:30:42 -[ screams ]
00:30:44 - [ screaming ]
00:30:49 Hey, look, bare tits.
00:30:51 That's disgusting !
00:30:56 All those years
00:31:07 Oh, boy. Oh, boy.
00:31:10 Focus.
00:31:14 Come on down
00:31:16 [ margaret screaming ]
00:31:18 Come on down and...
00:31:22 [ screaming ]
00:31:27 Front page advertising,
00:31:32 Can you believe it ?
00:31:35 This is it, guys.
00:31:38 I don't know. I never
00:31:40 It's easy.
00:31:43 Nothin' sells a car
00:31:45 Get their confidence,
00:31:48 Ready, jeff ?
00:31:50 Jim. Toby, you ready ?
00:31:53 [ barks ]
00:31:57 Okay, guys,
00:32:00 Let's go.
00:32:02 #### [ marching band ]
00:32:05 Morning !
00:32:10 Hi, there.
00:32:12 Ah, mr. O'hara, rudy o'brien.
00:32:15 I've got a '74 ford.
00:32:18 Hi, there, mr. And mrs.--
00:32:20 Rudy garcia.
00:32:25 Hi there, mr. And mrs.--
00:32:27 Hey, rudy washington carver.
00:32:32 Look at that, mrs. Ingallheart.
00:32:37 I just noticed
00:32:39 Mrs. Lopez, do you realize
00:32:43 Matches the color
00:32:47 Let me get the door
00:32:50 That's all right.
00:32:54 It's real nice in here.
00:32:56 It's nice and comfy, roomy.
00:32:59 I've just been
00:33:01 These aren't the cars i bought.
00:33:04 Your students will be able
00:33:07 Therefore, they should
00:33:11 But the school board--
00:33:13 I'm the kind of guy
00:33:19 Should be fairly compensated
00:33:22 Don't you agree ?
00:33:25 Do you have a car in mind
00:33:27 I want you to look inside.
00:33:32 Oh, just get in
00:33:36 [ shouting ]
00:33:38 [ woman ]
00:33:42 Charlie, i told you that--
00:33:45 You like animals,
00:33:47 Oh, yeah.
00:33:50 You understand what i mean
00:33:56 But toby thinks
00:33:58 Don't you, toby ?
00:34:00 There, you see ?
00:34:04 - [ chattering ]
00:34:07 Al, the least we can do is take
00:34:11 [ cheering ]
00:34:13 Toby wants to go for a
00:34:18 Test-drive with toby.
00:34:21 All right.
00:34:23 [ cheering ]
00:34:25 Okay, everybody in the car.
00:34:27 [ jeff ]
00:34:32 Everybody in the car.
00:34:35 Everybody in.
00:34:44 [ engine revs ]
00:34:48 So, al, now listen.
00:34:51 This baby's got a
00:34:54 Big v-8.
00:34:56 I don't want you
00:35:00 So just go right ahead
00:35:02 Punch it.
00:35:06 Stop !
00:35:08 Stop !
00:35:14 Oh, my god !
00:35:18 [ crying ]
00:35:23 You killed my dog, mister.
00:35:29 Oh, gee, mister, i'm sorry.
00:35:32 All he wanted was for you
00:35:36 And now he's dead.
00:35:38 - al !
00:35:42 Raised him
00:35:46 How could you ?
00:35:49 Uh, look, mister.
00:35:54 [ sobbing ]
00:35:58 But, uh, how 'bout
00:36:04 Bye !
00:36:15 Goddamn it,
00:36:18 Nail 'em for false advertising:
00:36:22 They said they had
00:36:25 Even if they said
00:36:27 I've got to prosecute the owner.
00:36:32 Fishing expedition, my ass.
00:36:35 He's sittin'
00:36:37 We've been through this.
00:36:40 Proof ? What the hell
00:36:42 I'm roy l. Fuchs,
00:36:44 If you won't help me put them
00:36:48 By using the greatest tool
00:36:51 #### [ calliope ]
00:36:53 The american way !
00:36:55 Yeah. I tell ya, this here
00:37:01 This circus idea. Huh ?
00:37:03 Come on in.
00:37:05 Breathe the helium
00:37:08 Come on in.
00:37:15 [ laughing ]
00:37:18 You can't fool honest people.
00:37:22 Practically out of business.
00:37:25 Yeah, that's what
00:37:27 Good old-fashioned
00:37:31 That's what roy l. Fuchs
00:37:35 Just hope that goddamn camel
00:37:37 #### [ disco ]
00:37:41 ####
00:38:12 Folks, here
00:38:17 We're taking off
00:38:20 Yes, we're getting down
00:38:23 So come on over
00:38:27 And inspect the rear ends.
00:38:30 Come on over
00:38:40 [ man ]
00:38:45 Shake it !
00:38:59 Scum.
00:39:08 [ tires screeching ]
00:39:15 All you have to do
00:39:21 Over there we have a group
00:39:25 They will stoop
00:39:28 Shit. Cut it. What ?
00:39:31 I can say any goddamn thing
00:39:34 It's slander.
00:39:36 They can't sue me.
00:39:39 Now get the hell outta here.
00:40:09 #### [ "hail to the chief" ]
00:40:12 ####
00:40:50 [ beeps ]
00:40:52 [ woman ]
00:40:55 I was out buying
00:40:58 He looks just
00:41:01 You know that time
00:41:04 [ beeps ]
00:41:06 [ woman ]
00:41:08 If you don't have a date
00:41:13 And i thought we could have--
00:41:16 [ beeps ]
00:41:18 It's mary lou bainbridge.
00:41:22 [ beeps ]
00:41:24 Rudy, it's jeff. Watch
00:41:28 We're in big trouble.
00:41:32 [ tape machine off ]
00:41:34 Menaces appear on the horizon
00:41:38 Of every hardworking
00:41:40 Behind me, as you can see,
00:41:45 Here we have a group
00:41:48 Masquerading as businessmen.
00:41:50 They will stoop to the lowest,
00:41:54 And disgusting ploys
00:41:59 They are the lowest form of scum
00:42:03 And i urge you
00:42:06 This is roy l. Fuchs
00:42:09 [ man ]
00:42:12 Rudy, just a second, pal.we
00:42:17 I hate to be the first one
00:42:20 This time you've gone
00:42:23 National television.
00:42:27 How's that possible ?
00:42:29 Freddie ?
00:42:31 Microwaves, great.
00:42:34 It's so simple even a baby
00:42:36 You take the microwaves
00:42:39 Communications satellite.
00:42:41 You got it ?
00:42:45 Who's at the microwave
00:42:47 On the roof
00:42:50 Then we intercept
00:42:53 You talk fast enough,
00:42:55 Can you believe this ?
00:42:58 When the hell is
00:43:02 We should break in
00:43:05 And switches over
00:43:07 Jesus, guys,
00:43:10 Rudy, i gotta tell ya,
00:43:14 For another thing, pal,
00:43:18 He fucks with us,
00:43:21 Come on. You've seen
00:43:23 Thanks to fuchs,
00:43:25 We had nuns protesting outside
00:43:29 Yeah. I had to have jim turn
00:43:32 And i knocked them motherfuckers
00:43:36 I am still five grand short.
00:43:39 We've got to fight fire
00:43:41 You'll be fighting fire with
00:43:46 Okay, you two are sure
00:43:49 Are we sure we can
00:43:52 If i can build
00:43:56 I damn well can bounce
00:44:00 Rudy, jesus,
00:44:03 Look at this here.
00:44:05 - no kidding.
00:44:09 Oh, shit ! I gotta get
00:44:11 Radio shack closes
00:44:14 How do you change
00:44:17 Hey, guys ! The back door.
00:44:20 Good night, eddie.
00:44:22 Yeah. Remember,
00:44:26 Post meridiem.
00:44:28 Oh, never mind.
00:44:30 Okay, freddie, 9:03.
00:44:39 What are you guys doin' ?
00:44:42 What ?
00:44:46 [ rudy ]
00:44:48 [ jeff ]
00:44:52 Jeff, give me a break.
00:44:54 I think she's from
00:44:57 See the way she's looking
00:45:00 You're paranoid.
00:45:02 Great legs, but i bet you
00:45:06 Jeff, that is
00:45:08 Girls who look
00:45:12 Okay, but just don't let
00:45:16 Trust me.
00:45:19 Congratulations !
00:45:24 Since you're
00:45:27 You just won
00:45:31 But, i can see
00:45:35 I think i'll throw
00:45:43 Listen, can you tell me
00:45:48 Um--
00:45:50 Well, uh--
00:45:53 Uh, yeah.
00:45:57 I could, but first,
00:46:01 I can give you a
00:46:04 On this car ?
00:46:06 I would certainly hope so.
00:46:09 Well, yeah,
00:46:12 Primer ? Where ?
00:46:16 I see it here. I see it here.
00:46:21 She's baiting him.
00:46:25 She's from the consumer
00:46:29 No, i'm not with
00:46:32 Environmental protection
00:46:34 Better business bureau ?
00:46:36 Trust me.
00:46:41 As in "trust me" ?
00:46:44 So look, about dinner--
00:46:48 No, he's not here.
00:46:50 Do you expect him
00:46:53 But i'll tell you what.
00:46:57 Pleasure.
00:47:00 Miami beach.
00:47:03 It's nothing to get upset about.
00:47:07 You see, i was supposed
00:47:10 Father ? We'll find him.
00:47:13 I don't know.
00:47:16 Green and white... Edsel ?
00:47:18 Who do you think
00:47:23 [ toilet flushes ]
00:47:25 No resemblance.
00:47:28 I've been selling cars
00:47:32 That is luke's daughter.
00:47:36 Listen, pally.
00:47:40 What if she figures out what's
00:47:44 I know !
00:47:47 We go out to dinner.
00:47:51 I'll tell her the reason
00:47:54 Good. The best salad bar
00:47:58 [ laughing ]
00:48:02 What ?
00:48:09 That is the most disgusting
00:48:18 Listen, rudolph, i wanted
00:48:22 How did you know
00:48:26 The painted taxicab.
00:48:30 Because you beat me to it.
00:48:34 The truth was actually
00:48:36 At least you're very honest
00:48:41 I really do.
00:48:47 Uh--
00:48:51 Look, barbara, about luke.
00:48:54 Luke left for florida
00:48:59 You got it all wrong.
00:49:01 It would be better for me
00:49:05 If i just get up
00:49:08 I was thinking maybe
00:49:12 Well--
00:49:15 Thank you very much
00:49:18 It was really
00:49:23 Uh, maybe we'll do it
00:49:28 Thanks a lot.
00:49:36 What'll i do ?
00:49:38 Barbara, wait a minute.
00:49:42 Ah, hey, look,
00:49:45 I know sometimes
00:49:50 Kind of... Insincere.
00:49:53 But i just--
00:49:59 I haven't had
00:50:03 So, once you and luke get
00:50:11 Come by, look me up.
00:50:33 Rudy ?
00:50:35 I've been thinking about
00:50:38 And it's true, i'm passing
00:50:42 So, the least
00:50:46 So i decided to stick around
00:50:50 So, uh, see you tomorrow,
00:51:00 She's stayin' ?
00:51:02 Yeah, she's stayin'.
00:51:05 I told her luke would call.
00:51:07 What the fuck is that ?
00:51:11 She's gonna be suspicious
00:51:13 And even if she don't,
00:51:16 How we gonna explain that ?
00:51:19 It's like i told jeff. There's
00:51:24 Guys, guys, i got
00:51:27 Listen to this.
00:51:30 What i have here
00:51:34 What you do,
00:51:36 Tell her-- i don't know.
00:51:41 The train doesn't leave
00:51:44 All you gotta do is keep her
00:51:47 Jeff, jeff,
00:51:50 I took her to a bowling alley,
00:51:53 Look, i just--
00:51:58 What would a senator do ?
00:52:20 Don't you like
00:52:23 Hello.
00:52:28 What is wrong with you ?
00:52:34 Uh, i was just thinking...
00:52:37 About how much easier
00:52:42 I don't understand.
00:52:44 Okay.
00:52:47 All right. Okay.
00:52:51 Barbara, there's something
00:52:55 I don't know if this is
00:52:58 The truth of this whole thing
00:53:02 Sir, i believe
00:53:05 Uh, thanks.
00:53:07 Oh, wait a minute.
00:53:10 Rudy, this is a ticket
00:53:12 I was gonna wait
00:53:15 - you talked to luke
00:53:19 I tried to get ahold of him,
00:53:24 I just decided to take it
00:53:26 That's the most
00:53:30 But i can't go.
00:53:32 What ?
00:53:35 I don't wanna force myself
00:53:38 I just wanna wait
00:53:40 And besides, you know,
00:53:44 You're really
00:53:46 Yeah.
00:54:13 Perfect.
00:54:35 Okay. Okay, freddie.
00:54:38 Okay, okay, freddie !
00:54:42 Well, the president isn't ready.
00:54:46 What's the matter ?
00:54:48 I'm not nervous !
00:54:52 All right, fine.
00:55:08 Listen, too tall,
00:55:12 What the hell is this ?
00:55:15 Okay, freddie,
00:55:20 [ eddie ]
00:55:24 The program scheduled
00:55:29 I didn't know
00:55:32 Mac, you mind turning
00:55:36 Mister, have a little respect.
00:55:40 Respect my ass, food giant !
00:55:43 Yeah ? Well, how'd you like
00:55:47 [ barbara ]
00:55:50 Uh--
00:55:53 - i gotta get some air.
00:55:56 I can't--
00:55:58 Are you gonna be okay ?
00:56:00 [ carter ] three years
00:56:04 Rudy,
00:56:08 Ah, ah, yeah, yeah, fine.
00:56:13 I just, uh--
00:56:25 [ carter ]
00:56:29 I do not have
00:56:33 What is the solution ?
00:56:33 What is the solution ?
00:56:38 You want the solution
00:56:40 Marshal lucky here
00:56:43 Where we're battling inflation,
00:56:45 Not only by fighting
00:56:48 But by blowing
00:56:51 Yessir, you heard me right.
00:56:54 1973 cadillac
00:56:59 That price is too high.
00:57:07 [ rifle shot ]
00:57:09 Yessir, here's another one.
00:57:11 It's a lincoln continental
00:57:15 It's loaded.
00:57:18 It's got white-wall
00:57:22 Power windows at a price
00:57:31 Yessir.
00:57:35 Look out, marshal lucky,
00:57:39 Take this,
00:57:43 [ yelling ]
00:57:47 Jesus christ.
00:57:49 [ groaning ]
00:57:53 Yessir.
00:57:56 That's new deal used cars.
00:57:59 What the hell is this ?
00:58:03 For $24,000 ?
00:58:05 That's too fuckin' high !
00:58:14 You son of a bitch !
00:58:17 Yessir. We blew
00:58:20 Just the way we blow the shit
00:58:25 So y'all come on down.
00:58:28 New deal used cars.
00:58:30 So y'all come on down.
00:58:34 I have heard you
00:58:37 You son of a bitch !
00:58:42 [ electricity zapping ]
00:58:45 Let's blow this pop stand !
00:58:47 Move this motherfucker !
00:58:50 [ carter ]
00:58:52 And that we've lost
00:58:56 Rather than as a collection
00:58:59 And i reply,
00:59:03 Wanna give me
00:59:07 I heard this large explosion
00:59:11 I saw the car over there
00:59:15 With towels on their heads,
00:59:18 Running around yelling,
00:59:21 Then they all got in the car
00:59:23 I guess
00:59:28 Out to discredit
00:59:31 I can't imagine who else
00:59:35 Let's go.
00:59:38 Sure hope you nail 'em.
00:59:41 Happy motoring.
00:59:50 Hey, jim !
00:59:54 Were they-- jim ?
00:59:56 [ snoring ]
00:59:58 Combat fatigue. Shit.
01:00:28 Oh ! Aah. Aah !
01:00:41 I'll teach you to wreck
01:00:45 [ shouts ]
01:00:51 Help !
01:00:53 [ yelling ]
01:01:00 Okay, you asked for it now.
01:01:03 Shit !
01:01:06 [ barking ]
01:01:18 Get off my back,
01:01:22 [ barking ]
01:01:35 [ yelling ]
01:01:43 All right, now
01:01:55 Where's my brother ?
01:01:59 [ howling ]
01:02:02 Where're you hiding
01:02:17 The pit.
01:02:20 They filled in the pit.
01:02:45 [ laughing ]
01:02:47 [ laughing ]
01:02:54 [ growling ]
01:02:56 Get out !
01:03:01 [ toby howling ]
01:03:06 Get away !
01:03:09 Get out ! Get !
01:03:12 Get away,
01:03:14 [ barking ]
01:03:16 [ car door closes,
01:03:21 [ snoring ]
01:03:24 #### [ woman on radio,
01:03:32 [ urinating ]
01:03:34 [ yelling ]
01:03:39 Toby, get your--
01:03:48 [ whimpers ]
01:04:00 Now aren't you glad
01:04:06 Um, barbara--
01:04:09 Since you brought that up,
01:04:12 There's something
01:04:16 [ message machine ]
01:04:18 But if you'll leave
01:04:21 Rudy, it's jim !
01:04:26 Yeah, what is it ?
01:04:32 Jesus !
01:04:37 Ah, where are you now ?
01:04:40 All right, don't worry.
01:04:44 What is it ?
01:04:46 Ah, no, no.
01:04:49 Well, what then ?
01:04:52 What is it about ?
01:04:55 I gotta go down
01:04:57 Shouldn't take too long.
01:05:05 [ door closes ]
01:05:28 [ beeps ]
01:05:30 Rudy, it's jim !
01:05:34 [ rudy ]
01:05:36 Fuchs knows luke's dead.
01:05:39 Jesus !
01:05:42 We gotta do something
01:05:45 Where are you now ?
01:05:47 [ rudy ]
01:05:50 [ sobbing ]
01:05:57 [ man ]
01:05:59 How do you think
01:06:01 Do you think we like being
01:06:05 We run an honest lot here.
01:06:07 [ siren wailing ]
01:06:12 - excuse me.
01:06:23 Come on, guys !
01:06:27 I told you to keep your ass
01:06:29 Yeah.
01:06:32 All right, bring those
01:06:36 Hey, wait.
01:06:39 Start digging in here.
01:06:42 Hold on. You bust in here,
01:06:46 The least you can do
01:06:49 That's a lot of crap, russo.
01:06:52 What ? Buried your brother ?
01:06:55 'Cause i could've saved you
01:06:57 He was here 30 minutes ago.
01:07:01 You spoke to lucas fuchs
01:07:03 He got back from
01:07:06 -[ door closes ]
01:07:24 Oooh, shit he smells !
01:07:29 Come on.
01:07:32 [ jim ]
01:07:35 Whoo !
01:07:37 - [ barking ]
01:07:48 Adios, luke !
01:07:53 You're wasting your time.
01:08:02 -[ man #1 ]
01:08:05 - where the hell's he goin' ?
01:08:08 [ man ]
01:08:18 - where the hell's he goin' ?
01:08:26 [ man ]
01:08:29 [ siren wailing ]
01:08:38 All right, let's go !
01:08:40 Very neat, russo.
01:08:43 Very clean.
01:08:45 Plenty of witnesses,
01:08:50 Shrewd. Kept yourself
01:08:54 [ chuckles ]
01:08:57 Your lot ?
01:09:00 Handed it to me
01:09:02 Afraid not, roy l.
01:09:06 You remember
01:09:08 I bet you haven't seen her
01:09:12 She's, uh,
01:09:20 You son of a bitch !
01:09:22 Holy jesus !
01:09:25 Goddamn !
01:09:28 Get off him, you maniac !
01:09:30 Okay, mac, come on.
01:09:33 Oh, my god.
01:09:36 Get your hands off me !
01:09:39 You son of a bitch !
01:09:42 Barbara !
01:09:45 There's been
01:09:47 Why don't you tell her
01:09:51 He buried him back there
01:09:53 Rudy, please tell me
01:09:58 All right. Okay.
01:10:01 Your father,
01:10:06 He was... In... Aspen.
01:10:10 He didn't want you
01:10:13 Rudy, you're fired.
01:10:16 Get off my lot !
01:10:24 [ sobbing ]
01:10:30 Shit.
01:10:34 So, what do you say ?
01:10:38 I'll have
01:10:40 He's an asshole.
01:10:42 Don't think about it too long.
01:10:48 Real grinders, you know it ?
01:10:53 Ah, christ !
01:10:57 [ sighs ]
01:11:00 I'll tell you what.
01:11:03 Why don't you call my bookie,
01:11:07 I got a good feeling
01:11:11 Denver ? Shit,
01:11:16 But get this. I was in
01:11:21 Minted in denver.
01:11:25 Today is the tenth.
01:11:27 You know what time it was
01:11:30 Ten.
01:11:33 I can't lose.
01:11:36 That's the dumbest fucking shit
01:11:39 Goddamn superstitious crap !
01:11:49 Look, why don't
01:11:52 She knows you belong
01:12:04 Okay, okay, okay.
01:12:06 [ phone ringing ]
01:12:10 Yeah ?
01:12:12 Yeah.
01:12:15 Our timetable got pushed up
01:12:17 Its slate of candidates
01:12:20 That means we'll need
01:12:23 You do have it, don't you ?
01:12:26 Very good. I'll send mr. Tucker
01:12:29 Hey, hey, hey !
01:12:31 Great.
01:12:46 Here's the script, boss.
01:12:48 You're sure this is the one
01:12:52 This stinks.
01:12:56 I wouldn't buy a car
01:13:00 Would you buy a car
01:13:03 I wouldn't.
01:13:08 She ain't sold a single car
01:13:10 At this rate,
01:13:13 Yeah.
01:13:14 [ ringing ]
01:13:18 Roy ? Sam.
01:13:20 Ah, no. She's as stubborn
01:13:24 But i'll just bide my time.
01:13:29 Roy, you haven't
01:13:32 He's gonna announce
01:13:35 You better forget about buying
01:13:40 Roy ? Roy ?
01:13:44 Asshole mayor !
01:13:47 We know anybody
01:13:59 Now watch this.
01:14:03 See the, uh, style of cars
01:14:09 See where she said
01:14:12 See the, uh,
01:14:15 Style of cars
01:14:18 Now further on down
01:14:22 3217 valley road,
01:14:26 Just one, uh,
01:14:31 A mile.
01:14:35 Now watch this.
01:14:37 Come on down and see
01:14:42 We have to choose from.
01:14:45 Son of a bitch !
01:14:47 [ laughing ]
01:14:53 See the,
01:14:55 Uh, mile of cars
01:14:58 We have--
01:15:02 What do you think, sam ?
01:15:06 I could have her convicted
01:15:10 When are they
01:15:13 Why don't you
01:15:16 See the, uh, mile of cars
01:15:20 What did she say ?
01:15:23 [ rudy ]
01:15:25 The most blatant claim of
01:15:31 [ rudy ] jesus.
01:15:35 She sure looks good, though,
01:15:38 [ barbara ]
01:15:43 Russo.
01:15:45 Russo, i've been looking
01:15:48 You son of a bee !
01:15:52 I've got more than
01:15:55 Who aren't going to pass
01:15:57 Because your friggin' cars
01:16:01 You guys got an auto shop class.
01:16:05 I'll teach you something.
01:16:09 [ man on tv ]
01:16:11 I'm gonna take your--
01:16:16 [ man on tv ]
01:16:18 Off to his left to find him.
01:16:21 It's that arnold debiers.
01:16:24 And that's the fifth sack
01:16:29 What did i tell ya, rudy ?
01:16:33 Hey, look,
01:16:36 Helluva game.
01:16:40 I did.
01:16:44 Kansas city.
01:16:49 Kansas city ?
01:16:55 All of it.
01:16:58 [ laughing ]
01:17:06 Forty g's ?
01:17:09 You dope !
01:17:11 You just threw it
01:17:14 Don't you get it ?
01:17:17 Uh, if i lose.
01:17:21 Start that clock once again.
01:17:24 Yeah, well, i wouldn't worry
01:17:28 A minute to go. Denver would
01:17:33 [ man on tv ] denver would
01:17:36 Pete green, of course,
01:17:39 In professional football today.
01:17:42 Okay, here's denver with
01:17:50 Here's the kick.
01:17:54 Signals for a fair catch,
01:17:57 He fumbles the ball,
01:18:00 I got the ball.
01:18:05 Hold this stuff.
01:18:10 I got the ball, jim.
01:18:13 More salt, more salt.
01:18:16 Talk about your bad-luck days.
01:18:19 No one seemed to hit him,
01:18:22 Just like magic,
01:18:26 Excuse me.
01:18:29 Give me--
01:18:31 Pass the ball.
01:18:34 [ man on tv ]
01:18:37 Is there a black cat
01:18:40 [ man on tv ]
01:18:42 Ladder !
01:18:44 Hey ! What the hell
01:18:47 [ man on tv ]
01:18:49 Kusamano drops back.
01:18:54 [ man on tv ]
01:18:56 And it's-- oooh !
01:18:59 Okay, kusamano back
01:19:04 Gotta be a pass play now.
01:19:07 [ man on tv ]
01:19:09 Wait a minute, smith
01:19:13 - he's got some blocks
01:19:18 [ shouting ]
01:19:20 He could go all the way !
01:19:22 Touchdown !
01:19:26 [ man on tv ]
01:19:29 I won.
01:19:32 He made it !
01:19:36 I made it !
01:20:09 [ horn honking ]
01:20:18 You got the money, russo ?
01:20:28 Now, mr. Tucker, i gotta
01:20:34 Well, about what
01:20:36 Like what sort of policy
01:20:39 The party shares the concerns
01:20:43 And we're also in favor
01:20:45 Here's the new freeway
01:20:48 Lester beaumont.
01:20:53 We also are in favor
01:20:57 We gonna tear down that
01:21:02 Chairman caldwell
01:21:04 He's a fine golfer.
01:21:07 Plays to a 48 handicap.
01:21:10 And we're in favor
01:21:13 Didn't you used to work there ?
01:21:16 [ rudy ] closed ?
01:21:19 Another way the party's
01:21:21 You know, last night,
01:21:24 Made a false
01:21:27 One of our constituents
01:21:29 And the case goes before a judge
01:21:32 And you know justice
01:21:35 Goddamn, sam, what the hell
01:21:39 He's not on the take !
01:21:41 Roy, remember
01:21:45 Billy joe ?
01:21:47 Well, hanging judge harrison
01:21:50 Look, you need someone
01:21:53 I paid off all the witnesses,
01:21:55 I even have her attorney
01:21:58 [ snoring ]
01:22:00 I can win this case, roy.
01:22:03 Yeah, but she's
01:22:05 That's a $500 fine
01:22:08 There's no way about it,
01:22:11 I'm afraid the fine's
01:22:15 Jesus.
01:22:16 There's only one thing
01:22:19 Jesus christ.
01:22:23 Wait a minute, russo !
01:22:29 Hey, hold it, hold it !
01:22:32 [ shouting ]
01:22:35 Hear ye, hear ye, hear ye.
01:22:40 All rise.
01:23:15 This court...
01:23:18 Is now in session.
01:23:22 Do you solemnly swear to tell
01:23:24 So help you god ?
01:23:38 I do.
01:23:45 Excuse me, can i--
01:23:49 Mr. Slaton,
01:23:53 Will you commence
01:23:57 Please state your name
01:24:00 Ah, barbara jane fuchs.
01:24:04 And i'm the owner
01:24:07 Miss fuchs,
01:24:11 From four qualified experts
01:24:14 -to the fact that the videotape
01:24:18 Was authorized by you...
01:24:20 And was not tampered with
01:24:24 Now, i put it to you,
01:24:27 Do you or do you not
01:24:33 [ whispering ]
01:24:37 Ah, could you repeat
01:24:44 Do you have a mile of cars
01:24:48 - when placed end to end, would
01:24:53 And may i remind you,
01:24:59 [ whispering ]
01:25:03 - [ whispering ] yes.
01:25:10 - yes.
01:25:12 [ judge harrison ]
01:25:18 Order ! Order.
01:25:24 Order ! Order !
01:25:31 [ judge harrison ]
01:25:35 Are you absolutely certain
01:25:40 The gentleman's... Question ?
01:25:48 Do you realize, miss fuchs,
01:25:50 That one mile of cars
01:25:54 Are you aware that
01:25:58 Well-- what ?
01:26:00 Your honor,
01:26:02 I can produce a number
01:26:05 That she has, in fact,
01:26:09 -why don't you see
01:26:13 Order ! Order !
01:26:16 -[ gavel banging ]
01:26:20 Neither do i.
01:26:22 Miss fuchs,
01:26:27 Court will reconvene
01:26:31 At the new deal used car lot...
01:26:34 Where i am gonna settle
01:26:49 250 keys, 250 titles, 250 cars.
01:26:55 But, rudy, you've brought
01:26:59 How are you
01:27:14 [ chattering ]
01:27:19 What have i done
01:27:22 Jeff !
01:27:24 Rudy, you want the one
01:27:27 All of them, manuel.
01:27:29 Rudy, how about
01:27:32 Pass these out. Anything
01:27:36 [ murmurs ]
01:27:41 Russo, this better work.
01:27:44 You told me the students
01:27:48 Yes.
01:27:50 Hey, you, amigo !
01:27:54 You ! How about some rifles
01:27:56 Chino, bring some rifles.
01:27:59 How about some rifles ?
01:28:06 Forget about the rifles.
01:28:09 You know what i think ?
01:28:11 Good. I'll win
01:28:15 Calls for a toast.
01:28:18 Will be
01:28:21 Me, roy l. Fuchs.
01:28:24 Straighten that up.
01:28:26 Drivers,
01:28:30 [ shouting ]
01:28:39 Jeff, do you read me ?
01:28:43 I just finished measuring these,
01:28:48 That gives us
01:28:51 One mile and one car.
01:28:53 Are we gonna make it
01:29:01 You girls are ready for
01:29:03 Let's see.
01:29:09 Jeff, do you read ?
01:29:13 Yeah, rudy.
01:29:17 I'll be bringing up
01:29:19 Would you watch where
01:29:21 This is my car.
01:29:25 This is the only cadillac,
01:29:28 Move over, buddy.
01:29:30 We're towing a car !
01:29:33 Have you ever towed
01:29:36 Drivers,
01:29:50 Oh, my god.
01:29:52 I'm going to have to take
01:29:56 You're not gonna flunk me
01:29:58 Are you, mr. Ghertner ?
01:30:01 [ chuckling ]
01:30:04 You ready ?
01:30:06 Let's go.
01:30:09 Let's move 'em out !
01:30:12 [ shouting ]
01:30:25 [ cheering ]
01:31:49 Come on, baby. Let's go !
01:31:52 Rudy, how fast
01:31:56 Oh, at this rate,
01:32:00 I know it. All right,
01:32:02 We're gonna have a lesson
01:32:05 This is how we used to drive
01:32:10 Everybody,
01:32:14 - seventy-five ?
01:32:24 Damn !
01:32:35 Put that pedal
01:32:42 I've got this motherfucker
01:32:51 This dude ain't
01:32:54 He's gonna kill
01:32:56 That's 20 miles
01:32:59 And at $10 a mile,
01:33:03 They can't fine us.
01:33:12 [ siren wailing ]
01:33:20 Oh, shit !
01:33:25 "at the scene of an accident,
01:33:29 - this is 11-44.
01:33:33 [ tires screeching ]
01:33:36 Rudy, we just lost
01:33:40 Jeff, you better take the point
01:33:44 Okay, ten-four.
01:34:06 [ fuchs ]
01:34:10 Twenty-seven.
01:34:14 [ laughing ]
01:34:18 Boss ? Boss,
01:34:22 There's a shitload of used cars
01:34:39 Shit.
01:34:47 Ah, rudy, i hope you
01:34:50 'Cause we got
01:34:53 What is it ?
01:34:56 [ rudy ]
01:34:58 Yeah, but what the hell
01:35:36 You asshole, what are you--
01:35:38 Asshole, my dick !
01:35:41 No. We heard they're coming.
01:35:45 Who cares ?
01:35:48 Nothin' to worry about.
01:35:51 The only way they can get here
01:35:54 I wouldn't worry about it.
01:35:57 The only way they can get here--
01:36:16 Shit !
01:36:19 Stop ! Stop ! Stop !
01:36:25 [ shouting ]
01:36:28 Oh !
01:36:37 You pea-brained ignoramus !
01:36:43 Ohhh, what a beautiful day.
01:36:49 2:30. Whose idea was it
01:36:54 Shh. I could have been
01:37:05 [ fuchs ]
01:37:07 All right,
01:37:14 Hey, rudy,
01:37:18 Fuchs !
01:37:25 Get out and
01:37:28 Get in the damn back !
01:37:32 Don't give me
01:37:39 What the hell's he doing ?
01:37:46 Hey, rudy !
01:37:50 No ! Keep going.
01:38:00 All right, pull over closer now.
01:38:07 You're supposed to pull in
01:38:09 Keep it going, jim.
01:38:14 All right, stop, stop.
01:38:18 - he's got a gun !
01:38:21 You motherfucker you !
01:38:26 Hey, pull over !
01:38:30 - [ shouting ]
01:38:39 [ laughing ]
01:38:41 [ shouting ]
01:38:47 Keep goin' !
01:38:50 Damn !
01:38:53 Ow ! God !
01:38:55 Slow down.
01:38:59 I want you, man !
01:39:10 Stop it !
01:39:23 - [ laughing ]
01:39:27 Pull up next to that car !
01:39:31 Whoo !
01:39:34 Oh, my god !
01:39:41 Get away from me !
01:39:55 Stop that truck or--
01:40:13 Mr. Ghertner,
01:40:16 When someone is standing
01:40:19 Close in, faster !
01:40:21 Move it up closer !
01:40:35 Let go of him !
01:40:42 [ laughing ]
01:40:48 You all right ?
01:40:54 Billingham,
01:40:58 I still may be able
01:41:16 What the hell is this now ?
01:41:21 I hope none of them's cracked.
01:41:36 [ screaming ]
01:42:08 [ rudy ]
01:42:11 Over to the left.
01:42:14 All right, come on.
01:42:17 All right,
01:42:21 That's it ! That's it !
01:42:23 Get them in there.
01:42:28 Whoo ! We did some
01:42:31 But we missed page 35 !
01:42:35 This motherfucker's all right.
01:42:37 This motherfucking car is bad !
01:42:40 Mr. Ghertner, did i pass ?
01:42:44 Yes, yes, my dear.
01:42:54 What time is it ?
01:43:05 We've done it !
01:43:07 Mr. Slaton,
01:43:11 With those itty-bitty
01:43:15 I tell you,
01:43:19 Let's just, uh, make sure,
01:43:22 Measure 'em.
01:43:25 Oh, no, sir. That's it.
01:43:29 I mean, that's a red car.
01:43:34 That's a red car.
01:43:36 No, no, no, no, no,
01:43:40 It's a red car.
01:43:42 The way i figured,
01:43:45 Give me the walkie-talkie.
01:43:49 Jeff, come in.
01:43:52 [ rudy over walkie-talkie ]
01:43:56 Come in.
01:43:58 Jeff !
01:44:01 Jeff, come in.
01:44:03 Jeff, come in.
01:44:06 Sixteen nine.
01:44:07 Jeff, come in,
01:44:10 Ah, yeah, yeah, rudy,
01:44:13 Where is here ?
01:44:16 I'm parked near the
01:44:21 What do you mean, parked ?
01:44:23 Without your car,
01:44:25 Can't they measure them
01:44:27 What do you expect me
01:44:31 And, and, uh, uh,
01:44:36 [ jeff ]
01:44:38 I can't drive it.
01:44:40 Jeff, you've been driving it
01:44:42 It's all in your mind, babe.
01:44:45 [ train whistle blowing ]
01:44:48 Jeff, which side
01:44:50 [ whistle blowing ]
01:44:53 He's on the wrong side.
01:44:55 Come on, jeff.
01:44:57 - i can't do it.
01:45:00 I'm sorry, jeff.
01:45:04 There's primer underneath
01:45:07 Now, you're really
01:45:11 Please, jeff, this is all
01:45:14 If you don't get here,
01:45:19 Fourteen seven.
01:45:21 Seventeen feet,
01:45:23 [ toby whimpers ]
01:45:27 What do you think,
01:45:30 [ whistle blowing ]
01:45:33 Shit. Wouldn't you know it.
01:45:36 For once the train's on time.
01:45:38 Seventeen six.
01:45:40 Eighteen feet,
01:45:42 [ man ]
01:45:46 [ whistle blowing ]
01:45:53 Seventeen feet, nine inches.
01:45:55 Fourteen four.
01:45:57 [ whistle blowing ]
01:46:05 [ engine sputters ]
01:46:09 [ engine revs,
01:46:13 [ whistle blowing ]
01:46:18 Come on ! Come on !
01:46:25 - can't make it !
01:46:31 Eighteen feet,
01:46:34 Yes, sir,
01:46:37 [ bell ringing ]
01:46:41 [ bell ringing ]
01:46:57 Well, it better be
01:47:01 [ whimpers ]
01:47:21 [ jeff screaming ]
01:47:25 [ nervous laugh ]
01:47:35 You cheated ! You cheated !
01:47:40 Easy, roy, they're on
01:47:44 Oh.
01:47:46 5,262...
01:47:49 And 18
01:47:53 Here it is right there, 18.
01:47:58 [ tires screeching ]
01:48:03 [ mutters ]
01:48:05 Take it from the bumper.
01:48:09 [ chattering ]
01:48:13 Ah, you're
01:48:16 [ laughing ]
01:48:19 5,280 feet.
01:48:22 A mile of cars !
01:48:31 Wait a minute.
01:48:34 A license plate don't count.
01:48:36 Come on, come on, buddy.
01:48:41 [ laughing ]
01:48:43 Don't give me that shit !
01:48:48 I'm gonna put your balls
01:48:51 Deputies, let's haul ass.
01:48:54 Ahh, ahh, ahh.
01:48:56 Come on, buddy, come on.
01:49:03 Well, partner.
01:49:05 Rudy, barbara,
01:49:09 Just terrific.
01:49:12 You're gonna have the best
01:49:15 That means you can have
01:49:18 Now, i know we've had
01:49:21 But i want you to know that
01:49:26 Thanks, sam.
01:49:29 Well, partners !
01:49:33 You knew about that
01:49:35 I didn't know anything
01:49:37 This is the first
01:49:42 Trust me.
01:49:44 Excuse me.
01:49:47 Ma'am ?
01:49:51 Did it used to be
01:49:54 Yeah, that car there.
01:50:05 No, ma'am,
01:50:09 Ah, yes, ma'am.
01:50:13 It's a rust preventative.
01:50:16 You know--
01:50:22 [ man ]
01:50:26 ## all the smart players
01:50:29 ## if you're a believer
01:50:32 ## like life and your pickup
01:50:36 ## used car
01:50:39 ## used car
01:50:43 ## used car buyer, take care
01:50:48 Oh, yeah.
01:50:49 ## you gotta spit on it
01:50:53 ## you gotta hard sell it
01:50:57 ## like an old lover
01:51:00 ## you wanna change partners
01:51:04 ## used car
01:51:07 ## used car
01:51:11 ## used car buyer, take care
01:51:31 ## are you a spring dreamer
01:51:35 ## spot a great body
01:51:39 ## so you go for it
01:51:42 ## paint peels off
01:51:45 ## used car
01:51:48 ## used car
01:51:52 ## used car buyer, take care
01:51:59 ## used car
01:52:02 ## used car
01:52:06 ## used car buyer, take care
01:52:11 Yeah, right.
01:52:13 ## used car
01:52:16 ## used car
01:52:20 ## used car buyer, take care
01:52:27 [ chorus ]
01:52:31 [ chorus ]
01:52:34 ## used car buyer, take care ####