Used Cars
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[ wind howling ] |
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#### [ man whistling ] |
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[ whistle blows ] |
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Ow ! |
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[ sniffing ] |
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Hey, mornin', roy. |
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[ hawks ] |
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[ chuckles ] |
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Rudy russo ! |
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I bring you your cars. |
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What the hell |
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Sure ! We don't get much |
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What do you |
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You don't like these cars, |
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This is a picture |
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Nice crop, eh ? |
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I can't make a deal |
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You don't wanna buy cars ? |
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I got all kinds. |
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Bonitas, senoritas, |
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Later. I got a customer. |
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[ manuel speaking spanish ] |
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#### [ radio, indistinct ] |
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[ snoring ] |
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[ snorting ] |
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[ snoring ] |
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Oh, student driver shit. |
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[ snoring ] |
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-hey, rudy ! |
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Jesus, you're not gonna-- |
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Yeah ? Well, luke's |
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Who's the grape ? |
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[ rudy ] he pulled up in that |
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He can afford a vega ! |
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Yeah, but, rudy, forget it. |
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Come on, jeff. |
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But i told you a million times, |
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A red car is bad luck |
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I gotta get customers |
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I gotta make some fast cash. |
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For this. |
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Christ ! First a red car, |
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This man, roy l. Fuchs, |
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This man gives you |
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I mean, beautiful. |
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One who hesitates is lost. |
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Hey, where you going, pal ? |
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- ooh ! |
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-[ driver shouting ] |
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- oh ! |
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[ man ] |
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Ow ! |
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Hi there ! |
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- jesus. |
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I saw it floating |
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Here you are, mister-- |
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Polish, huh ? |
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How are ya ? |
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Thanks. |
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Good choice. Smart man. |
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Nice to see somebody finally |
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So, we, uh, |
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Terrific, terrific. |
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Here you can look, browse, |
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Take all the time you want. |
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You know somethin' though ? |
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I think you oughta buy it today. |
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The color is you. |
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Stanley dewoski is |
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I know what you're thinking. |
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Am i right ? Seriously. You |
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When you add this up, |
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You're gonna come out $10,000 |
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The prestige alone of owning |
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Can't even be measured in terms |
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What in the hell are you |
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For six months, |
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To make sure that new |
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But according to this, |
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The goddamn ramp is coming |
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What's with |
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It was the only way |
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He don't know dick. |
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What about you ? |
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I mean, can't |
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I'm sorry, roy. |
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Just like that, huh ? |
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Well, i'll tell you somethin'. |
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It used to be when you |
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Ha, ha, ha ! |
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Trust me ! |
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Ah, shit ! |
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There goes a perfectly good |
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Hey, luke. |
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That's a nice pair of shoes. |
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You baited him, didn't you ? |
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I had to, luke. |
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Rudy, listen to me, will ya ? |
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For the last time, |
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Now, just let's suppose that |
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We're still on probation |
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We gotta watch our step. |
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My ravenous brother's |
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So he can get |
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Luke, i'm desperate. |
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Listen to me. |
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Ten grand ? |
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No, no. |
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Huh ? Yeah. |
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There's an opening |
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The machine's looking |
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Somebody with no axes to grind |
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Luke, they're looking for me ! |
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I talked to the party chairman. |
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Sixty grand, huh ? |
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That's kinda like |
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Once i'm in, i go 50-50 |
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It's my chance to do |
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Go places, meet new people. |
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Maybe even meet some broad who's |
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Still lookin', huh, rudy ? |
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Luke, i don't wanna be stuck |
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I wanna make something |
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Have people look up at me |
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This is my |
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I took out a second mortgage |
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I cashed in |
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Hell, i just sold my car, |
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Toby, get me a |
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Look, luke, listen. |
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Some big promotional ideas |
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I found these two guys, |
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They know how to |
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We wear some disguise. |
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We get these strippers, |
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I think i'm gonna put |
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Yeah. Can't fool |
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No, toby, i said |
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Luke, can i |
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Why are we giving |
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[ luke ] |
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The school district's paying me |
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1,200 apiece ? |
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Those are |
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What, these ? |
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Rudy, you are the craziest, |
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When you stand there |
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Well, i know you're right. |
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All right, i'll lend you |
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I wouldn't kid you |
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No, no. We'll go down |
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Only one thing is, |
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And i certainly don't |
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Goddamn ! All right, luke. |
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I'm on my way ! |
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Ask not what your country's |
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How we doin' ? |
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Are you okay ? |
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I'm just not used to all |
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Here, here. |
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I'll be all right. |
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You just promise me one thing. |
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When you buy that election, |
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Promise me you'll keep |
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They know, don't they, sam ? |
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Yeah, that's why they're |
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They know they're |
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Nobody knows but you. |
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Now, i suggest you put |
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And use the insurance money |
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If i could buy him out, do you |
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Think i'd have sicced |
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No, by god, the only way |
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I thought he had a daughter. |
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[ roy chuckling ] |
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Don't be stupid, roy. |
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Just dreamin'. |
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[ woman over p.a. System ] |
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Carmine ! |
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Send in that mechanic, |
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Who, mickey ? |
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That's why they call it a pinto. |
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Look at that undercoating. |
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Huh ? Thanks. |
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Shall we examine |
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[ jeff ] |
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[ man ] |
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I'll get him to knock |
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I got the papers all drawn up |
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I keep-- |
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Clown. |
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Excuse me, old man. |
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[ train whistle blowing ] |
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That's a miracle. |
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Yeah ! God in heaven, |
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Excuse me, |
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I'm not one for religion, |
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[ chuckling ] |
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Can you believe it ? |
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I just want to buy a car. |
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You know, she took off |
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I ain't seen nor heard |
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All of a sudden |
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Now that-- that's a miracle. |
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I know how you feel, |
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I had a dog once. Ran away. |
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Listen, now what's the story |
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2,400 ? Come on. |
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Son, you're looking at one |
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You know, |
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Does it run ? |
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Like a dream. |
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Well, old man, |
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Yeah, that's a miracle. |
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[ engine revs ] |
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After ten years. |
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You won't need that. |
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I like to feel safe. |
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[ luke ] |
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Sounds good, old man. |
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- [ tires screeching ] |
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- [ groaning ] |
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[ mickey ] |
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It's running real hot. |
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Pills ? What do you need |
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[ mickey laughing ] |
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- isn't this fun, old man ? |
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[ horn honking ] |
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[ laughing ] |
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I love chicken. I love it. |
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You're a good sport, old man. |
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What do you say |
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Get over there, old man. |
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Oh, shit ! |
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What's the matter, old man ? |
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Ah, don't worry. |
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What the hell was that ? |
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Ahh, 2,400 ? I don't know. |
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[ gasping ] |
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Charlie, i broke my back |
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Fifty bucks |
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You are not gonna find |
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Fifty bucks |
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We shook hands |
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- fifty bucks |
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I'll see what i can do. |
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When my boss sees these figures, |
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[ laughing ] |
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Fifty bucks |
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[ groaning ] |
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Charlie ! |
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Okay, okay, it's a deal. |
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I'll sign ! |
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He was only kidding. |
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I'm sorry. |
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I really do want the car. |
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Luke, where |
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Jesus, you guys mean business. |
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Luke ! |
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Here's the money. |
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Look, gosh, you guys |
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Oh, my god ! |
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Right away ! |
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[ rudy ] |
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[ woman moaning ] |
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- luke ! |
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[ mumbling ] |
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[ thunderclap ] |
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What the-- |
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Jesus christ ! |
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Luke's dead. |
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Calm down. |
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Who do you think ? |
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Sam, roy. Roy ! |
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Yeah, i know it's late. |
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First thing tomorrow |
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Well, i'm a little concerned |
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Yeah. And, oh, listen. |
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Bring those |
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He's gone. |
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Jim, help me prop him up, |
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Hey, jesus, rudy. |
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I think we're |
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I think we gotta call the cops. |
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You know that and i know. |
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Death by natural causes. |
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Don't you understand ? |
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That means his brother |
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Now, i promised him i wasn't |
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Get his hands on this lot, |
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[ thunderclap ] |
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Easy. |
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I helped put it up. |
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Okay, let it down easy. |
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Hey, rudy, man, |
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I mean, he should |
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Nobody's gonna believe |
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[ rudy ] |
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He's old, isn't he ? |
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Fuck aspen. |
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The fuck it won't ! |
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Please show a little respect |
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[ car door closes ] |
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You want to say |
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Me ? No. |
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Jim ? |
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[ rudy ] |
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Ah, luke fuchs, |
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You're about to drive over |
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He was a good man. |
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Luke, we, uh, |
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But we can keep it flying |
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Can't even put flowers |
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But we can hang the finest |
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That money can buy. |
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You'll be surrounded |
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Of the finest-quality |
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Ford, chrysler, |
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High volume, high visibility |
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Rest in peace, luke. |
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[ chattering ] |
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Wait, wait. |
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Watch it. Easy. |
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Keep shoveling. |
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Now, aren't you |
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We're landscaping. |
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So, roy, l., |
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Uh, i'd like to talk |
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You're gonna have |
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That's right. Miami. |
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Miami ? |
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- yeah, miami beach. |
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- florida. |
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Some asshole fucked up |
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He decided he needed |
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- i know all about |
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What airline did he fly ? |
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[ rudy ] i couldn't |
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- yeah, brand-new. |
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I saw what happened. |
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Hit the floor ? |
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That ? He slipped on |
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He's lying, sam. |
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He thinks i'm lyin', jim. |
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That if you came here, |
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Are you gonna leave or do |
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- what are you, |
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Suck-ass son of a bitch. |
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[ barking ] |
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You see ? |
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Nothing to worry about ? |
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For one thing, we got |
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For another thing, |
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[ barking ] |
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[ jeff ] but sneaking |
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[ rudy ] |
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Supposing the f.c.c. |
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Jeff, we just work here. |
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[ whistle blowing ] |
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Coast is clear, freddie. |
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All right. Stand by. |
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[ man on p.a., indistinct ] |
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[ crowd cheering ] |
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[ rudy ] |
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We gonna be able |
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Am i gonna look |
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Don't worry. |
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That's why i've got the sun guns |
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All set ? |
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Rehearsal. |
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[ crowd cheering ] |
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[ man on p.a. ] |
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Arkansas, 35; kentucky, 14. |
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Margaret, this is where |
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Yeah, see, i figure |
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And then i'll say, |
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Well, this '76 delta 88 |
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And heater for only $695. |
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Maroon car, my ass. |
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So then i'm going to say, |
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I'm sorry it's so sexist. |
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Nice maroon car, |
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Oh, shit ! Disguises. |
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I didn't get sunglasses. |
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You idiot ! |
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You trying to murder me ? |
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This is perfect. |
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What the hell is this ? |
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Come on. It's-- |
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Put these on, here we go. |
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Rudy, rudy, come on. |
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-hey, i'm not doin' |
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We can't do a commercial wearing |
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- okay, stand by. |
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- no ! |
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Ready when you are, |
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- he's got it at the 40 ! |
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- no, forget it. |
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- he's past the midfield stripe. |
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He may go all the way. |
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- he's on the 30 ! Put 'em on ! |
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- he's on the 20. |
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- no ! |
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- and, eddie-- |
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- take it ! Take it ! |
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Now ! |
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God, it's a red car. |
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They're gonna |
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That's a stupid place |
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Did you see that ? |
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Let's look at just one |
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Shit. |
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What the fuck is this, |
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What did he say ? |
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He just said "fuck." |
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A red chariot to take |
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Margaret, get-- |
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This model is really |
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Holy jesus, she's caught |
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[ jeff ] it's a red car. |
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[ jeff ] |
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Folks, these people |
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Over the fabulous deals |
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We got over ten jillion cars |
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Every one a best deal. |
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Margaret, let's take a look |
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[ crying ] |
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-[ screams ] |
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- [ screaming ] |
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Hey, look, bare tits. |
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That's disgusting ! |
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All those years |
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Oh, boy. Oh, boy. |
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Focus. |
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Come on down |
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[ margaret screaming ] |
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Come on down and... |
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[ screaming ] |
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Front page advertising, |
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Can you believe it ? |
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This is it, guys. |
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I don't know. I never |
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It's easy. |
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Nothin' sells a car |
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Get their confidence, |
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Ready, jeff ? |
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Jim. Toby, you ready ? |
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[ barks ] |
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Okay, guys, |
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Let's go. |
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#### [ marching band ] |
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Morning ! |
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Hi, there. |
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Ah, mr. O'hara, rudy o'brien. |
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I've got a '74 ford. |
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Hi, there, mr. And mrs.-- |
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Rudy garcia. |
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Hi there, mr. And mrs.-- |
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Hey, rudy washington carver. |
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Look at that, mrs. Ingallheart. |
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I just noticed |
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Mrs. Lopez, do you realize |
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Matches the color |
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Let me get the door |
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That's all right. |
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It's real nice in here. |
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It's nice and comfy, roomy. |
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I've just been |
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These aren't the cars i bought. |
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Your students will be able |
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Therefore, they should |
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But the school board-- |
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I'm the kind of guy |
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Should be fairly compensated |
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Don't you agree ? |
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Do you have a car in mind |
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I want you to look inside. |
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Oh, just get in |
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[ shouting ] |
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[ woman ] |
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Charlie, i told you that-- |
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You like animals, |
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Oh, yeah. |
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You understand what i mean |
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But toby thinks |
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Don't you, toby ? |
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There, you see ? |
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- [ chattering ] |
00:34:07 |
Al, the least we can do is take |
00:34:11 |
[ cheering ] |
00:34:13 |
Toby wants to go for a |
00:34:18 |
Test-drive with toby. |
00:34:21 |
All right. |
00:34:23 |
[ cheering ] |
00:34:25 |
Okay, everybody in the car. |
00:34:27 |
[ jeff ] |
00:34:32 |
Everybody in the car. |
00:34:35 |
Everybody in. |
00:34:44 |
[ engine revs ] |
00:34:48 |
So, al, now listen. |
00:34:51 |
This baby's got a |
00:34:54 |
Big v-8. |
00:34:56 |
I don't want you |
00:35:00 |
So just go right ahead |
00:35:02 |
Punch it. |
00:35:06 |
Stop ! |
00:35:08 |
Stop ! |
00:35:14 |
Oh, my god ! |
00:35:18 |
[ crying ] |
00:35:23 |
You killed my dog, mister. |
00:35:29 |
Oh, gee, mister, i'm sorry. |
00:35:32 |
All he wanted was for you |
00:35:36 |
And now he's dead. |
00:35:38 |
- al ! |
00:35:42 |
Raised him |
00:35:46 |
How could you ? |
00:35:49 |
Uh, look, mister. |
00:35:54 |
[ sobbing ] |
00:35:58 |
But, uh, how 'bout |
00:36:04 |
Bye ! |
00:36:15 |
Goddamn it, |
00:36:18 |
Nail 'em for false advertising: |
00:36:22 |
They said they had |
00:36:25 |
Even if they said |
00:36:27 |
I've got to prosecute the owner. |
00:36:32 |
Fishing expedition, my ass. |
00:36:35 |
He's sittin' |
00:36:37 |
We've been through this. |
00:36:40 |
Proof ? What the hell |
00:36:42 |
I'm roy l. Fuchs, |
00:36:44 |
If you won't help me put them |
00:36:48 |
By using the greatest tool |
00:36:51 |
#### [ calliope ] |
00:36:53 |
The american way ! |
00:36:55 |
Yeah. I tell ya, this here |
00:37:01 |
This circus idea. Huh ? |
00:37:03 |
Come on in. |
00:37:05 |
Breathe the helium |
00:37:08 |
Come on in. |
00:37:15 |
[ laughing ] |
00:37:18 |
You can't fool honest people. |
00:37:22 |
Practically out of business. |
00:37:25 |
Yeah, that's what |
00:37:27 |
Good old-fashioned |
00:37:31 |
That's what roy l. Fuchs |
00:37:35 |
Just hope that goddamn camel |
00:37:37 |
#### [ disco ] |
00:37:41 |
#### |
00:38:12 |
Folks, here |
00:38:17 |
We're taking off |
00:38:20 |
Yes, we're getting down |
00:38:23 |
So come on over |
00:38:27 |
And inspect the rear ends. |
00:38:30 |
Come on over |
00:38:40 |
[ man ] |
00:38:45 |
Shake it ! |
00:38:59 |
Scum. |
00:39:08 |
[ tires screeching ] |
00:39:15 |
All you have to do |
00:39:21 |
Over there we have a group |
00:39:25 |
They will stoop |
00:39:28 |
Shit. Cut it. What ? |
00:39:31 |
I can say any goddamn thing |
00:39:34 |
It's slander. |
00:39:36 |
They can't sue me. |
00:39:39 |
Now get the hell outta here. |
00:40:09 |
#### [ "hail to the chief" ] |
00:40:12 |
#### |
00:40:50 |
[ beeps ] |
00:40:52 |
[ woman ] |
00:40:55 |
I was out buying |
00:40:58 |
He looks just |
00:41:01 |
You know that time |
00:41:04 |
[ beeps ] |
00:41:06 |
[ woman ] |
00:41:08 |
If you don't have a date |
00:41:13 |
And i thought we could have-- |
00:41:16 |
[ beeps ] |
00:41:18 |
It's mary lou bainbridge. |
00:41:22 |
[ beeps ] |
00:41:24 |
Rudy, it's jeff. Watch |
00:41:28 |
We're in big trouble. |
00:41:32 |
[ tape machine off ] |
00:41:34 |
Menaces appear on the horizon |
00:41:38 |
Of every hardworking |
00:41:40 |
Behind me, as you can see, |
00:41:45 |
Here we have a group |
00:41:48 |
Masquerading as businessmen. |
00:41:50 |
They will stoop to the lowest, |
00:41:54 |
And disgusting ploys |
00:41:59 |
They are the lowest form of scum |
00:42:03 |
And i urge you |
00:42:06 |
This is roy l. Fuchs |
00:42:09 |
[ man ] |
00:42:12 |
Rudy, just a second, pal.we |
00:42:17 |
I hate to be the first one |
00:42:20 |
This time you've gone |
00:42:23 |
National television. |
00:42:27 |
How's that possible ? |
00:42:29 |
Freddie ? |
00:42:31 |
Microwaves, great. |
00:42:34 |
It's so simple even a baby |
00:42:36 |
You take the microwaves |
00:42:39 |
Communications satellite. |
00:42:41 |
You got it ? |
00:42:45 |
Who's at the microwave |
00:42:47 |
On the roof |
00:42:50 |
Then we intercept |
00:42:53 |
You talk fast enough, |
00:42:55 |
Can you believe this ? |
00:42:58 |
When the hell is |
00:43:02 |
We should break in |
00:43:05 |
And switches over |
00:43:07 |
Jesus, guys, |
00:43:10 |
Rudy, i gotta tell ya, |
00:43:14 |
For another thing, pal, |
00:43:18 |
He fucks with us, |
00:43:21 |
Come on. You've seen |
00:43:23 |
Thanks to fuchs, |
00:43:25 |
We had nuns protesting outside |
00:43:29 |
Yeah. I had to have jim turn |
00:43:32 |
And i knocked them motherfuckers |
00:43:36 |
I am still five grand short. |
00:43:39 |
We've got to fight fire |
00:43:41 |
You'll be fighting fire with |
00:43:46 |
Okay, you two are sure |
00:43:49 |
Are we sure we can |
00:43:52 |
If i can build |
00:43:56 |
I damn well can bounce |
00:44:00 |
Rudy, jesus, |
00:44:03 |
Look at this here. |
00:44:05 |
- no kidding. |
00:44:09 |
Oh, shit ! I gotta get |
00:44:11 |
Radio shack closes |
00:44:14 |
How do you change |
00:44:17 |
Hey, guys ! The back door. |
00:44:20 |
Good night, eddie. |
00:44:22 |
Yeah. Remember, |
00:44:26 |
Post meridiem. |
00:44:28 |
Oh, never mind. |
00:44:30 |
Okay, freddie, 9:03. |
00:44:39 |
What are you guys doin' ? |
00:44:42 |
What ? |
00:44:46 |
[ rudy ] |
00:44:48 |
[ jeff ] |
00:44:52 |
Jeff, give me a break. |
00:44:54 |
I think she's from |
00:44:57 |
See the way she's looking |
00:45:00 |
You're paranoid. |
00:45:02 |
Great legs, but i bet you |
00:45:06 |
Jeff, that is |
00:45:08 |
Girls who look |
00:45:12 |
Okay, but just don't let |
00:45:16 |
Trust me. |
00:45:19 |
Congratulations ! |
00:45:24 |
Since you're |
00:45:27 |
You just won |
00:45:31 |
But, i can see |
00:45:35 |
I think i'll throw |
00:45:43 |
Listen, can you tell me |
00:45:48 |
Um-- |
00:45:50 |
Well, uh-- |
00:45:53 |
Uh, yeah. |
00:45:57 |
I could, but first, |
00:46:01 |
I can give you a |
00:46:04 |
On this car ? |
00:46:06 |
I would certainly hope so. |
00:46:09 |
Well, yeah, |
00:46:12 |
Primer ? Where ? |
00:46:16 |
I see it here. I see it here. |
00:46:21 |
She's baiting him. |
00:46:25 |
She's from the consumer |
00:46:29 |
No, i'm not with |
00:46:32 |
Environmental protection |
00:46:34 |
Better business bureau ? |
00:46:36 |
Trust me. |
00:46:41 |
As in "trust me" ? |
00:46:44 |
So look, about dinner-- |
00:46:48 |
No, he's not here. |
00:46:50 |
Do you expect him |
00:46:53 |
But i'll tell you what. |
00:46:57 |
Pleasure. |
00:47:00 |
Miami beach. |
00:47:03 |
It's nothing to get upset about. |
00:47:07 |
You see, i was supposed |
00:47:10 |
Father ? We'll find him. |
00:47:13 |
I don't know. |
00:47:16 |
Green and white... Edsel ? |
00:47:18 |
Who do you think |
00:47:23 |
[ toilet flushes ] |
00:47:25 |
No resemblance. |
00:47:28 |
I've been selling cars |
00:47:32 |
That is luke's daughter. |
00:47:36 |
Listen, pally. |
00:47:40 |
What if she figures out what's |
00:47:44 |
I know ! |
00:47:47 |
We go out to dinner. |
00:47:51 |
I'll tell her the reason |
00:47:54 |
Good. The best salad bar |
00:47:58 |
[ laughing ] |
00:48:02 |
What ? |
00:48:09 |
That is the most disgusting |
00:48:18 |
Listen, rudolph, i wanted |
00:48:22 |
How did you know |
00:48:26 |
The painted taxicab. |
00:48:30 |
Because you beat me to it. |
00:48:34 |
The truth was actually |
00:48:36 |
At least you're very honest |
00:48:41 |
I really do. |
00:48:47 |
Uh-- |
00:48:51 |
Look, barbara, about luke. |
00:48:54 |
Luke left for florida |
00:48:59 |
You got it all wrong. |
00:49:01 |
It would be better for me |
00:49:05 |
If i just get up |
00:49:08 |
I was thinking maybe |
00:49:12 |
Well-- |
00:49:15 |
Thank you very much |
00:49:18 |
It was really |
00:49:23 |
Uh, maybe we'll do it |
00:49:28 |
Thanks a lot. |
00:49:36 |
What'll i do ? |
00:49:38 |
Barbara, wait a minute. |
00:49:42 |
Ah, hey, look, |
00:49:45 |
I know sometimes |
00:49:50 |
Kind of... Insincere. |
00:49:53 |
But i just-- |
00:49:59 |
I haven't had |
00:50:03 |
So, once you and luke get |
00:50:11 |
Come by, look me up. |
00:50:33 |
Rudy ? |
00:50:35 |
I've been thinking about |
00:50:38 |
And it's true, i'm passing |
00:50:42 |
So, the least |
00:50:46 |
So i decided to stick around |
00:50:50 |
So, uh, see you tomorrow, |
00:51:00 |
She's stayin' ? |
00:51:02 |
Yeah, she's stayin'. |
00:51:05 |
I told her luke would call. |
00:51:07 |
What the fuck is that ? |
00:51:11 |
She's gonna be suspicious |
00:51:13 |
And even if she don't, |
00:51:16 |
How we gonna explain that ? |
00:51:19 |
It's like i told jeff. There's |
00:51:24 |
Guys, guys, i got |
00:51:27 |
Listen to this. |
00:51:30 |
What i have here |
00:51:34 |
What you do, |
00:51:36 |
Tell her-- i don't know. |
00:51:41 |
The train doesn't leave |
00:51:44 |
All you gotta do is keep her |
00:51:47 |
Jeff, jeff, |
00:51:50 |
I took her to a bowling alley, |
00:51:53 |
Look, i just-- |
00:51:58 |
What would a senator do ? |
00:52:20 |
Don't you like |
00:52:23 |
Hello. |
00:52:28 |
What is wrong with you ? |
00:52:34 |
Uh, i was just thinking... |
00:52:37 |
About how much easier |
00:52:42 |
I don't understand. |
00:52:44 |
Okay. |
00:52:47 |
All right. Okay. |
00:52:51 |
Barbara, there's something |
00:52:55 |
I don't know if this is |
00:52:58 |
The truth of this whole thing |
00:53:02 |
Sir, i believe |
00:53:05 |
Uh, thanks. |
00:53:07 |
Oh, wait a minute. |
00:53:10 |
Rudy, this is a ticket |
00:53:12 |
I was gonna wait |
00:53:15 |
- you talked to luke |
00:53:19 |
I tried to get ahold of him, |
00:53:24 |
I just decided to take it |
00:53:26 |
That's the most |
00:53:30 |
But i can't go. |
00:53:32 |
What ? |
00:53:35 |
I don't wanna force myself |
00:53:38 |
I just wanna wait |
00:53:40 |
And besides, you know, |
00:53:44 |
You're really |
00:53:46 |
Yeah. |
00:54:13 |
Perfect. |
00:54:35 |
Okay. Okay, freddie. |
00:54:38 |
Okay, okay, freddie ! |
00:54:42 |
Well, the president isn't ready. |
00:54:46 |
What's the matter ? |
00:54:48 |
I'm not nervous ! |
00:54:52 |
All right, fine. |
00:55:08 |
Listen, too tall, |
00:55:12 |
What the hell is this ? |
00:55:15 |
Okay, freddie, |
00:55:20 |
[ eddie ] |
00:55:24 |
The program scheduled |
00:55:29 |
I didn't know |
00:55:32 |
Mac, you mind turning |
00:55:36 |
Mister, have a little respect. |
00:55:40 |
Respect my ass, food giant ! |
00:55:43 |
Yeah ? Well, how'd you like |
00:55:47 |
[ barbara ] |
00:55:50 |
Uh-- |
00:55:53 |
- i gotta get some air. |
00:55:56 |
I can't-- |
00:55:58 |
Are you gonna be okay ? |
00:56:00 |
[ carter ] three years |
00:56:04 |
Rudy, |
00:56:08 |
Ah, ah, yeah, yeah, fine. |
00:56:13 |
I just, uh-- |
00:56:25 |
[ carter ] |
00:56:29 |
I do not have |
00:56:33 |
What is the solution ? |
00:56:33 |
What is the solution ? |
00:56:38 |
You want the solution |
00:56:40 |
Marshal lucky here |
00:56:43 |
Where we're battling inflation, |
00:56:45 |
Not only by fighting |
00:56:48 |
But by blowing |
00:56:51 |
Yessir, you heard me right. |
00:56:54 |
1973 cadillac |
00:56:59 |
That price is too high. |
00:57:07 |
[ rifle shot ] |
00:57:09 |
Yessir, here's another one. |
00:57:11 |
It's a lincoln continental |
00:57:15 |
It's loaded. |
00:57:18 |
It's got white-wall |
00:57:22 |
Power windows at a price |
00:57:31 |
Yessir. |
00:57:35 |
Look out, marshal lucky, |
00:57:39 |
Take this, |
00:57:43 |
[ yelling ] |
00:57:47 |
Jesus christ. |
00:57:49 |
[ groaning ] |
00:57:53 |
Yessir. |
00:57:56 |
That's new deal used cars. |
00:57:59 |
What the hell is this ? |
00:58:03 |
For $24,000 ? |
00:58:05 |
That's too fuckin' high ! |
00:58:14 |
You son of a bitch ! |
00:58:17 |
Yessir. We blew |
00:58:20 |
Just the way we blow the shit |
00:58:25 |
So y'all come on down. |
00:58:28 |
New deal used cars. |
00:58:30 |
So y'all come on down. |
00:58:34 |
I have heard you |
00:58:37 |
You son of a bitch ! |
00:58:42 |
[ electricity zapping ] |
00:58:45 |
Let's blow this pop stand ! |
00:58:47 |
Move this motherfucker ! |
00:58:50 |
[ carter ] |
00:58:52 |
And that we've lost |
00:58:56 |
Rather than as a collection |
00:58:59 |
And i reply, |
00:59:03 |
Wanna give me |
00:59:07 |
I heard this large explosion |
00:59:11 |
I saw the car over there |
00:59:15 |
With towels on their heads, |
00:59:18 |
Running around yelling, |
00:59:21 |
Then they all got in the car |
00:59:23 |
I guess |
00:59:28 |
Out to discredit |
00:59:31 |
I can't imagine who else |
00:59:35 |
Let's go. |
00:59:38 |
Sure hope you nail 'em. |
00:59:41 |
Happy motoring. |
00:59:50 |
Hey, jim ! |
00:59:54 |
Were they-- jim ? |
00:59:56 |
[ snoring ] |
00:59:58 |
Combat fatigue. Shit. |
01:00:28 |
Oh ! Aah. Aah ! |
01:00:41 |
I'll teach you to wreck |
01:00:45 |
[ shouts ] |
01:00:51 |
Help ! |
01:00:53 |
[ yelling ] |
01:01:00 |
Okay, you asked for it now. |
01:01:03 |
Shit ! |
01:01:06 |
[ barking ] |
01:01:18 |
Get off my back, |
01:01:22 |
[ barking ] |
01:01:35 |
[ yelling ] |
01:01:43 |
All right, now |
01:01:55 |
Where's my brother ? |
01:01:59 |
[ howling ] |
01:02:02 |
Where're you hiding |
01:02:17 |
The pit. |
01:02:20 |
They filled in the pit. |
01:02:45 |
[ laughing ] |
01:02:47 |
[ laughing ] |
01:02:54 |
[ growling ] |
01:02:56 |
Get out ! |
01:03:01 |
[ toby howling ] |
01:03:06 |
Get away ! |
01:03:09 |
Get out ! Get ! |
01:03:12 |
Get away, |
01:03:14 |
[ barking ] |
01:03:16 |
[ car door closes, |
01:03:21 |
[ snoring ] |
01:03:24 |
#### [ woman on radio, |
01:03:32 |
[ urinating ] |
01:03:34 |
[ yelling ] |
01:03:39 |
Toby, get your-- |
01:03:48 |
[ whimpers ] |
01:04:00 |
Now aren't you glad |
01:04:06 |
Um, barbara-- |
01:04:09 |
Since you brought that up, |
01:04:12 |
There's something |
01:04:16 |
[ message machine ] |
01:04:18 |
But if you'll leave |
01:04:21 |
Rudy, it's jim ! |
01:04:26 |
Yeah, what is it ? |
01:04:32 |
Jesus ! |
01:04:37 |
Ah, where are you now ? |
01:04:40 |
All right, don't worry. |
01:04:44 |
What is it ? |
01:04:46 |
Ah, no, no. |
01:04:49 |
Well, what then ? |
01:04:52 |
What is it about ? |
01:04:55 |
I gotta go down |
01:04:57 |
Shouldn't take too long. |
01:05:05 |
[ door closes ] |
01:05:28 |
[ beeps ] |
01:05:30 |
Rudy, it's jim ! |
01:05:34 |
[ rudy ] |
01:05:36 |
Fuchs knows luke's dead. |
01:05:39 |
Jesus ! |
01:05:42 |
We gotta do something |
01:05:45 |
Where are you now ? |
01:05:47 |
[ rudy ] |
01:05:50 |
[ sobbing ] |
01:05:57 |
[ man ] |
01:05:59 |
How do you think |
01:06:01 |
Do you think we like being |
01:06:05 |
We run an honest lot here. |
01:06:07 |
[ siren wailing ] |
01:06:12 |
- excuse me. |
01:06:23 |
Come on, guys ! |
01:06:27 |
I told you to keep your ass |
01:06:29 |
Yeah. |
01:06:32 |
All right, bring those |
01:06:36 |
Hey, wait. |
01:06:39 |
Start digging in here. |
01:06:42 |
Hold on. You bust in here, |
01:06:46 |
The least you can do |
01:06:49 |
That's a lot of crap, russo. |
01:06:52 |
What ? Buried your brother ? |
01:06:55 |
'Cause i could've saved you |
01:06:57 |
He was here 30 minutes ago. |
01:07:01 |
You spoke to lucas fuchs |
01:07:03 |
He got back from |
01:07:06 |
-[ door closes ] |
01:07:24 |
Oooh, shit he smells ! |
01:07:29 |
Come on. |
01:07:32 |
[ jim ] |
01:07:35 |
Whoo ! |
01:07:37 |
- [ barking ] |
01:07:48 |
Adios, luke ! |
01:07:53 |
You're wasting your time. |
01:08:02 |
-[ man #1 ] |
01:08:05 |
- where the hell's he goin' ? |
01:08:08 |
[ man ] |
01:08:18 |
- where the hell's he goin' ? |
01:08:26 |
[ man ] |
01:08:29 |
[ siren wailing ] |
01:08:38 |
All right, let's go ! |
01:08:40 |
Very neat, russo. |
01:08:43 |
Very clean. |
01:08:45 |
Plenty of witnesses, |
01:08:50 |
Shrewd. Kept yourself |
01:08:54 |
[ chuckles ] |
01:08:57 |
Your lot ? |
01:09:00 |
Handed it to me |
01:09:02 |
Afraid not, roy l. |
01:09:06 |
You remember |
01:09:08 |
I bet you haven't seen her |
01:09:12 |
She's, uh, |
01:09:20 |
You son of a bitch ! |
01:09:22 |
Holy jesus ! |
01:09:25 |
Goddamn ! |
01:09:28 |
Get off him, you maniac ! |
01:09:30 |
Okay, mac, come on. |
01:09:33 |
Oh, my god. |
01:09:36 |
Get your hands off me ! |
01:09:39 |
You son of a bitch ! |
01:09:42 |
Barbara ! |
01:09:45 |
There's been |
01:09:47 |
Why don't you tell her |
01:09:51 |
He buried him back there |
01:09:53 |
Rudy, please tell me |
01:09:58 |
All right. Okay. |
01:10:01 |
Your father, |
01:10:06 |
He was... In... Aspen. |
01:10:10 |
He didn't want you |
01:10:13 |
Rudy, you're fired. |
01:10:16 |
Get off my lot ! |
01:10:24 |
[ sobbing ] |
01:10:30 |
Shit. |
01:10:34 |
So, what do you say ? |
01:10:38 |
I'll have |
01:10:40 |
He's an asshole. |
01:10:42 |
Don't think about it too long. |
01:10:48 |
Real grinders, you know it ? |
01:10:53 |
Ah, christ ! |
01:10:57 |
[ sighs ] |
01:11:00 |
I'll tell you what. |
01:11:03 |
Why don't you call my bookie, |
01:11:07 |
I got a good feeling |
01:11:11 |
Denver ? Shit, |
01:11:16 |
But get this. I was in |
01:11:21 |
Minted in denver. |
01:11:25 |
Today is the tenth. |
01:11:27 |
You know what time it was |
01:11:30 |
Ten. |
01:11:33 |
I can't lose. |
01:11:36 |
That's the dumbest fucking shit |
01:11:39 |
Goddamn superstitious crap ! |
01:11:49 |
Look, why don't |
01:11:52 |
She knows you belong |
01:12:04 |
Okay, okay, okay. |
01:12:06 |
[ phone ringing ] |
01:12:10 |
Yeah ? |
01:12:12 |
Yeah. |
01:12:15 |
Our timetable got pushed up |
01:12:17 |
Its slate of candidates |
01:12:20 |
That means we'll need |
01:12:23 |
You do have it, don't you ? |
01:12:26 |
Very good. I'll send mr. Tucker |
01:12:29 |
Hey, hey, hey ! |
01:12:31 |
Great. |
01:12:46 |
Here's the script, boss. |
01:12:48 |
You're sure this is the one |
01:12:52 |
This stinks. |
01:12:56 |
I wouldn't buy a car |
01:13:00 |
Would you buy a car |
01:13:03 |
I wouldn't. |
01:13:08 |
She ain't sold a single car |
01:13:10 |
At this rate, |
01:13:13 |
Yeah. |
01:13:14 |
[ ringing ] |
01:13:18 |
Roy ? Sam. |
01:13:20 |
Ah, no. She's as stubborn |
01:13:24 |
But i'll just bide my time. |
01:13:29 |
Roy, you haven't |
01:13:32 |
He's gonna announce |
01:13:35 |
You better forget about buying |
01:13:40 |
Roy ? Roy ? |
01:13:44 |
Asshole mayor ! |
01:13:47 |
We know anybody |
01:13:59 |
Now watch this. |
01:14:03 |
See the, uh, style of cars |
01:14:09 |
See where she said |
01:14:12 |
See the, uh, |
01:14:15 |
Style of cars |
01:14:18 |
Now further on down |
01:14:22 |
3217 valley road, |
01:14:26 |
Just one, uh, |
01:14:31 |
A mile. |
01:14:35 |
Now watch this. |
01:14:37 |
Come on down and see |
01:14:42 |
We have to choose from. |
01:14:45 |
Son of a bitch ! |
01:14:47 |
[ laughing ] |
01:14:53 |
See the, |
01:14:55 |
Uh, mile of cars |
01:14:58 |
We have-- |
01:15:02 |
What do you think, sam ? |
01:15:06 |
I could have her convicted |
01:15:10 |
When are they |
01:15:13 |
Why don't you |
01:15:16 |
See the, uh, mile of cars |
01:15:20 |
What did she say ? |
01:15:23 |
[ rudy ] |
01:15:25 |
The most blatant claim of |
01:15:31 |
[ rudy ] jesus. |
01:15:35 |
She sure looks good, though, |
01:15:38 |
[ barbara ] |
01:15:43 |
Russo. |
01:15:45 |
Russo, i've been looking |
01:15:48 |
You son of a bee ! |
01:15:52 |
I've got more than |
01:15:55 |
Who aren't going to pass |
01:15:57 |
Because your friggin' cars |
01:16:01 |
You guys got an auto shop class. |
01:16:05 |
I'll teach you something. |
01:16:09 |
[ man on tv ] |
01:16:11 |
I'm gonna take your-- |
01:16:16 |
[ man on tv ] |
01:16:18 |
Off to his left to find him. |
01:16:21 |
It's that arnold debiers. |
01:16:24 |
And that's the fifth sack |
01:16:29 |
What did i tell ya, rudy ? |
01:16:33 |
Hey, look, |
01:16:36 |
Helluva game. |
01:16:40 |
I did. |
01:16:44 |
Kansas city. |
01:16:49 |
Kansas city ? |
01:16:55 |
All of it. |
01:16:58 |
[ laughing ] |
01:17:06 |
Forty g's ? |
01:17:09 |
You dope ! |
01:17:11 |
You just threw it |
01:17:14 |
Don't you get it ? |
01:17:17 |
Uh, if i lose. |
01:17:21 |
Start that clock once again. |
01:17:24 |
Yeah, well, i wouldn't worry |
01:17:28 |
A minute to go. Denver would |
01:17:33 |
[ man on tv ] denver would |
01:17:36 |
Pete green, of course, |
01:17:39 |
In professional football today. |
01:17:42 |
Okay, here's denver with |
01:17:50 |
Here's the kick. |
01:17:54 |
Signals for a fair catch, |
01:17:57 |
He fumbles the ball, |
01:18:00 |
I got the ball. |
01:18:05 |
Hold this stuff. |
01:18:10 |
I got the ball, jim. |
01:18:13 |
More salt, more salt. |
01:18:16 |
Talk about your bad-luck days. |
01:18:19 |
No one seemed to hit him, |
01:18:22 |
Just like magic, |
01:18:26 |
Excuse me. |
01:18:29 |
Give me-- |
01:18:31 |
Pass the ball. |
01:18:34 |
[ man on tv ] |
01:18:37 |
Is there a black cat |
01:18:40 |
[ man on tv ] |
01:18:42 |
Ladder ! |
01:18:44 |
Hey ! What the hell |
01:18:47 |
[ man on tv ] |
01:18:49 |
Kusamano drops back. |
01:18:54 |
[ man on tv ] |
01:18:56 |
And it's-- oooh ! |
01:18:59 |
Okay, kusamano back |
01:19:04 |
Gotta be a pass play now. |
01:19:07 |
[ man on tv ] |
01:19:09 |
Wait a minute, smith |
01:19:13 |
- he's got some blocks |
01:19:18 |
[ shouting ] |
01:19:20 |
He could go all the way ! |
01:19:22 |
Touchdown ! |
01:19:26 |
[ man on tv ] |
01:19:29 |
I won. |
01:19:32 |
He made it ! |
01:19:36 |
I made it ! |
01:20:09 |
[ horn honking ] |
01:20:18 |
You got the money, russo ? |
01:20:28 |
Now, mr. Tucker, i gotta |
01:20:34 |
Well, about what |
01:20:36 |
Like what sort of policy |
01:20:39 |
The party shares the concerns |
01:20:43 |
And we're also in favor |
01:20:45 |
Here's the new freeway |
01:20:48 |
Lester beaumont. |
01:20:53 |
We also are in favor |
01:20:57 |
We gonna tear down that |
01:21:02 |
Chairman caldwell |
01:21:04 |
He's a fine golfer. |
01:21:07 |
Plays to a 48 handicap. |
01:21:10 |
And we're in favor |
01:21:13 |
Didn't you used to work there ? |
01:21:16 |
[ rudy ] closed ? |
01:21:19 |
Another way the party's |
01:21:21 |
You know, last night, |
01:21:24 |
Made a false |
01:21:27 |
One of our constituents |
01:21:29 |
And the case goes before a judge |
01:21:32 |
And you know justice |
01:21:35 |
Goddamn, sam, what the hell |
01:21:39 |
He's not on the take ! |
01:21:41 |
Roy, remember |
01:21:45 |
Billy joe ? |
01:21:47 |
Well, hanging judge harrison |
01:21:50 |
Look, you need someone |
01:21:53 |
I paid off all the witnesses, |
01:21:55 |
I even have her attorney |
01:21:58 |
[ snoring ] |
01:22:00 |
I can win this case, roy. |
01:22:03 |
Yeah, but she's |
01:22:05 |
That's a $500 fine |
01:22:08 |
There's no way about it, |
01:22:11 |
I'm afraid the fine's |
01:22:15 |
Jesus. |
01:22:16 |
There's only one thing |
01:22:19 |
Jesus christ. |
01:22:23 |
Wait a minute, russo ! |
01:22:29 |
Hey, hold it, hold it ! |
01:22:32 |
[ shouting ] |
01:22:35 |
Hear ye, hear ye, hear ye. |
01:22:40 |
All rise. |
01:23:15 |
This court... |
01:23:18 |
Is now in session. |
01:23:22 |
Do you solemnly swear to tell |
01:23:24 |
So help you god ? |
01:23:38 |
I do. |
01:23:45 |
Excuse me, can i-- |
01:23:49 |
Mr. Slaton, |
01:23:53 |
Will you commence |
01:23:57 |
Please state your name |
01:24:00 |
Ah, barbara jane fuchs. |
01:24:04 |
And i'm the owner |
01:24:07 |
Miss fuchs, |
01:24:11 |
From four qualified experts |
01:24:14 |
-to the fact that the videotape |
01:24:18 |
Was authorized by you... |
01:24:20 |
And was not tampered with |
01:24:24 |
Now, i put it to you, |
01:24:27 |
Do you or do you not |
01:24:33 |
[ whispering ] |
01:24:37 |
Ah, could you repeat |
01:24:44 |
Do you have a mile of cars |
01:24:48 |
- when placed end to end, would |
01:24:53 |
And may i remind you, |
01:24:59 |
[ whispering ] |
01:25:03 |
- [ whispering ] yes. |
01:25:10 |
- yes. |
01:25:12 |
[ judge harrison ] |
01:25:18 |
Order ! Order. |
01:25:24 |
Order ! Order ! |
01:25:31 |
[ judge harrison ] |
01:25:35 |
Are you absolutely certain |
01:25:40 |
The gentleman's... Question ? |
01:25:48 |
Do you realize, miss fuchs, |
01:25:50 |
That one mile of cars |
01:25:54 |
Are you aware that |
01:25:58 |
Well-- what ? |
01:26:00 |
Your honor, |
01:26:02 |
I can produce a number |
01:26:05 |
That she has, in fact, |
01:26:09 |
-why don't you see |
01:26:13 |
Order ! Order ! |
01:26:16 |
-[ gavel banging ] |
01:26:20 |
Neither do i. |
01:26:22 |
Miss fuchs, |
01:26:27 |
Court will reconvene |
01:26:31 |
At the new deal used car lot... |
01:26:34 |
Where i am gonna settle |
01:26:49 |
250 keys, 250 titles, 250 cars. |
01:26:55 |
But, rudy, you've brought |
01:26:59 |
How are you |
01:27:14 |
[ chattering ] |
01:27:19 |
What have i done |
01:27:22 |
Jeff ! |
01:27:24 |
Rudy, you want the one |
01:27:27 |
All of them, manuel. |
01:27:29 |
Rudy, how about |
01:27:32 |
Pass these out. Anything |
01:27:36 |
[ murmurs ] |
01:27:41 |
Russo, this better work. |
01:27:44 |
You told me the students |
01:27:48 |
Yes. |
01:27:50 |
Hey, you, amigo ! |
01:27:54 |
You ! How about some rifles |
01:27:56 |
Chino, bring some rifles. |
01:27:59 |
How about some rifles ? |
01:28:06 |
Forget about the rifles. |
01:28:09 |
You know what i think ? |
01:28:11 |
Good. I'll win |
01:28:15 |
Calls for a toast. |
01:28:18 |
Will be |
01:28:21 |
Me, roy l. Fuchs. |
01:28:24 |
Straighten that up. |
01:28:26 |
Drivers, |
01:28:30 |
[ shouting ] |
01:28:39 |
Jeff, do you read me ? |
01:28:43 |
I just finished measuring these, |
01:28:48 |
That gives us |
01:28:51 |
One mile and one car. |
01:28:53 |
Are we gonna make it |
01:29:01 |
You girls are ready for |
01:29:03 |
Let's see. |
01:29:09 |
Jeff, do you read ? |
01:29:13 |
Yeah, rudy. |
01:29:17 |
I'll be bringing up |
01:29:19 |
Would you watch where |
01:29:21 |
This is my car. |
01:29:25 |
This is the only cadillac, |
01:29:28 |
Move over, buddy. |
01:29:30 |
We're towing a car ! |
01:29:33 |
Have you ever towed |
01:29:36 |
Drivers, |
01:29:50 |
Oh, my god. |
01:29:52 |
I'm going to have to take |
01:29:56 |
You're not gonna flunk me |
01:29:58 |
Are you, mr. Ghertner ? |
01:30:01 |
[ chuckling ] |
01:30:04 |
You ready ? |
01:30:06 |
Let's go. |
01:30:09 |
Let's move 'em out ! |
01:30:12 |
[ shouting ] |
01:30:25 |
[ cheering ] |
01:31:49 |
Come on, baby. Let's go ! |
01:31:52 |
Rudy, how fast |
01:31:56 |
Oh, at this rate, |
01:32:00 |
I know it. All right, |
01:32:02 |
We're gonna have a lesson |
01:32:05 |
This is how we used to drive |
01:32:10 |
Everybody, |
01:32:14 |
- seventy-five ? |
01:32:24 |
Damn ! |
01:32:35 |
Put that pedal |
01:32:42 |
I've got this motherfucker |
01:32:51 |
This dude ain't |
01:32:54 |
He's gonna kill |
01:32:56 |
That's 20 miles |
01:32:59 |
And at $10 a mile, |
01:33:03 |
They can't fine us. |
01:33:12 |
[ siren wailing ] |
01:33:20 |
Oh, shit ! |
01:33:25 |
"at the scene of an accident, |
01:33:29 |
- this is 11-44. |
01:33:33 |
[ tires screeching ] |
01:33:36 |
Rudy, we just lost |
01:33:40 |
Jeff, you better take the point |
01:33:44 |
Okay, ten-four. |
01:34:06 |
[ fuchs ] |
01:34:10 |
Twenty-seven. |
01:34:14 |
[ laughing ] |
01:34:18 |
Boss ? Boss, |
01:34:22 |
There's a shitload of used cars |
01:34:39 |
Shit. |
01:34:47 |
Ah, rudy, i hope you |
01:34:50 |
'Cause we got |
01:34:53 |
What is it ? |
01:34:56 |
[ rudy ] |
01:34:58 |
Yeah, but what the hell |
01:35:36 |
You asshole, what are you-- |
01:35:38 |
Asshole, my dick ! |
01:35:41 |
No. We heard they're coming. |
01:35:45 |
Who cares ? |
01:35:48 |
Nothin' to worry about. |
01:35:51 |
The only way they can get here |
01:35:54 |
I wouldn't worry about it. |
01:35:57 |
The only way they can get here-- |
01:36:16 |
Shit ! |
01:36:19 |
Stop ! Stop ! Stop ! |
01:36:25 |
[ shouting ] |
01:36:28 |
Oh ! |
01:36:37 |
You pea-brained ignoramus ! |
01:36:43 |
Ohhh, what a beautiful day. |
01:36:49 |
2:30. Whose idea was it |
01:36:54 |
Shh. I could have been |
01:37:05 |
[ fuchs ] |
01:37:07 |
All right, |
01:37:14 |
Hey, rudy, |
01:37:18 |
Fuchs ! |
01:37:25 |
Get out and |
01:37:28 |
Get in the damn back ! |
01:37:32 |
Don't give me |
01:37:39 |
What the hell's he doing ? |
01:37:46 |
Hey, rudy ! |
01:37:50 |
No ! Keep going. |
01:38:00 |
All right, pull over closer now. |
01:38:07 |
You're supposed to pull in |
01:38:09 |
Keep it going, jim. |
01:38:14 |
All right, stop, stop. |
01:38:18 |
- he's got a gun ! |
01:38:21 |
You motherfucker you ! |
01:38:26 |
Hey, pull over ! |
01:38:30 |
- [ shouting ] |
01:38:39 |
[ laughing ] |
01:38:41 |
[ shouting ] |
01:38:47 |
Keep goin' ! |
01:38:50 |
Damn ! |
01:38:53 |
Ow ! God ! |
01:38:55 |
Slow down. |
01:38:59 |
I want you, man ! |
01:39:10 |
Stop it ! |
01:39:23 |
- [ laughing ] |
01:39:27 |
Pull up next to that car ! |
01:39:31 |
Whoo ! |
01:39:34 |
Oh, my god ! |
01:39:41 |
Get away from me ! |
01:39:55 |
Stop that truck or-- |
01:40:13 |
Mr. Ghertner, |
01:40:16 |
When someone is standing |
01:40:19 |
Close in, faster ! |
01:40:21 |
Move it up closer ! |
01:40:35 |
Let go of him ! |
01:40:42 |
[ laughing ] |
01:40:48 |
You all right ? |
01:40:54 |
Billingham, |
01:40:58 |
I still may be able |
01:41:16 |
What the hell is this now ? |
01:41:21 |
I hope none of them's cracked. |
01:41:36 |
[ screaming ] |
01:42:08 |
[ rudy ] |
01:42:11 |
Over to the left. |
01:42:14 |
All right, come on. |
01:42:17 |
All right, |
01:42:21 |
That's it ! That's it ! |
01:42:23 |
Get them in there. |
01:42:28 |
Whoo ! We did some |
01:42:31 |
But we missed page 35 ! |
01:42:35 |
This motherfucker's all right. |
01:42:37 |
This motherfucking car is bad ! |
01:42:40 |
Mr. Ghertner, did i pass ? |
01:42:44 |
Yes, yes, my dear. |
01:42:54 |
What time is it ? |
01:43:05 |
We've done it ! |
01:43:07 |
Mr. Slaton, |
01:43:11 |
With those itty-bitty |
01:43:15 |
I tell you, |
01:43:19 |
Let's just, uh, make sure, |
01:43:22 |
Measure 'em. |
01:43:25 |
Oh, no, sir. That's it. |
01:43:29 |
I mean, that's a red car. |
01:43:34 |
That's a red car. |
01:43:36 |
No, no, no, no, no, |
01:43:40 |
It's a red car. |
01:43:42 |
The way i figured, |
01:43:45 |
Give me the walkie-talkie. |
01:43:49 |
Jeff, come in. |
01:43:52 |
[ rudy over walkie-talkie ] |
01:43:56 |
Come in. |
01:43:58 |
Jeff ! |
01:44:01 |
Jeff, come in. |
01:44:03 |
Jeff, come in. |
01:44:06 |
Sixteen nine. |
01:44:07 |
Jeff, come in, |
01:44:10 |
Ah, yeah, yeah, rudy, |
01:44:13 |
Where is here ? |
01:44:16 |
I'm parked near the |
01:44:21 |
What do you mean, parked ? |
01:44:23 |
Without your car, |
01:44:25 |
Can't they measure them |
01:44:27 |
What do you expect me |
01:44:31 |
And, and, uh, uh, |
01:44:36 |
[ jeff ] |
01:44:38 |
I can't drive it. |
01:44:40 |
Jeff, you've been driving it |
01:44:42 |
It's all in your mind, babe. |
01:44:45 |
[ train whistle blowing ] |
01:44:48 |
Jeff, which side |
01:44:50 |
[ whistle blowing ] |
01:44:53 |
He's on the wrong side. |
01:44:55 |
Come on, jeff. |
01:44:57 |
- i can't do it. |
01:45:00 |
I'm sorry, jeff. |
01:45:04 |
There's primer underneath |
01:45:07 |
Now, you're really |
01:45:11 |
Please, jeff, this is all |
01:45:14 |
If you don't get here, |
01:45:19 |
Fourteen seven. |
01:45:21 |
Seventeen feet, |
01:45:23 |
[ toby whimpers ] |
01:45:27 |
What do you think, |
01:45:30 |
[ whistle blowing ] |
01:45:33 |
Shit. Wouldn't you know it. |
01:45:36 |
For once the train's on time. |
01:45:38 |
Seventeen six. |
01:45:40 |
Eighteen feet, |
01:45:42 |
[ man ] |
01:45:46 |
[ whistle blowing ] |
01:45:53 |
Seventeen feet, nine inches. |
01:45:55 |
Fourteen four. |
01:45:57 |
[ whistle blowing ] |
01:46:05 |
[ engine sputters ] |
01:46:09 |
[ engine revs, |
01:46:13 |
[ whistle blowing ] |
01:46:18 |
Come on ! Come on ! |
01:46:25 |
- can't make it ! |
01:46:31 |
Eighteen feet, |
01:46:34 |
Yes, sir, |
01:46:37 |
[ bell ringing ] |
01:46:41 |
[ bell ringing ] |
01:46:57 |
Well, it better be |
01:47:01 |
[ whimpers ] |
01:47:21 |
[ jeff screaming ] |
01:47:25 |
[ nervous laugh ] |
01:47:35 |
You cheated ! You cheated ! |
01:47:40 |
Easy, roy, they're on |
01:47:44 |
Oh. |
01:47:46 |
5,262... |
01:47:49 |
And 18 |
01:47:53 |
Here it is right there, 18. |
01:47:58 |
[ tires screeching ] |
01:48:03 |
[ mutters ] |
01:48:05 |
Take it from the bumper. |
01:48:09 |
[ chattering ] |
01:48:13 |
Ah, you're |
01:48:16 |
[ laughing ] |
01:48:19 |
5,280 feet. |
01:48:22 |
A mile of cars ! |
01:48:31 |
Wait a minute. |
01:48:34 |
A license plate don't count. |
01:48:36 |
Come on, come on, buddy. |
01:48:41 |
[ laughing ] |
01:48:43 |
Don't give me that shit ! |
01:48:48 |
I'm gonna put your balls |
01:48:51 |
Deputies, let's haul ass. |
01:48:54 |
Ahh, ahh, ahh. |
01:48:56 |
Come on, buddy, come on. |
01:49:03 |
Well, partner. |
01:49:05 |
Rudy, barbara, |
01:49:09 |
Just terrific. |
01:49:12 |
You're gonna have the best |
01:49:15 |
That means you can have |
01:49:18 |
Now, i know we've had |
01:49:21 |
But i want you to know that |
01:49:26 |
Thanks, sam. |
01:49:29 |
Well, partners ! |
01:49:33 |
You knew about that |
01:49:35 |
I didn't know anything |
01:49:37 |
This is the first |
01:49:42 |
Trust me. |
01:49:44 |
Excuse me. |
01:49:47 |
Ma'am ? |
01:49:51 |
Did it used to be |
01:49:54 |
Yeah, that car there. |
01:50:05 |
No, ma'am, |
01:50:09 |
Ah, yes, ma'am. |
01:50:13 |
It's a rust preventative. |
01:50:16 |
You know-- |
01:50:22 |
[ man ] |
01:50:26 |
## all the smart players |
01:50:29 |
## if you're a believer |
01:50:32 |
## like life and your pickup |
01:50:36 |
## used car |
01:50:39 |
## used car |
01:50:43 |
## used car buyer, take care |
01:50:48 |
Oh, yeah. |
01:50:49 |
## you gotta spit on it |
01:50:53 |
## you gotta hard sell it |
01:50:57 |
## like an old lover |
01:51:00 |
## you wanna change partners |
01:51:04 |
## used car |
01:51:07 |
## used car |
01:51:11 |
## used car buyer, take care |
01:51:31 |
## are you a spring dreamer |
01:51:35 |
## spot a great body |
01:51:39 |
## so you go for it |
01:51:42 |
## paint peels off |
01:51:45 |
## used car |
01:51:48 |
## used car |
01:51:52 |
## used car buyer, take care |
01:51:59 |
## used car |
01:52:02 |
## used car |
01:52:06 |
## used car buyer, take care |
01:52:11 |
Yeah, right. |
01:52:13 |
## used car |
01:52:16 |
## used car |
01:52:20 |
## used car buyer, take care |
01:52:27 |
[ chorus ] |
01:52:31 |
[ chorus ] |
01:52:34 |
## used car buyer, take care #### |