Vacation

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00:00:28 "I found out long ago"
00:00:32 "It's a long way down a Holiday Road"
00:00:50 "Jack be nimble, Jack be quick"
00:00:54 "Going to take a ride
00:00:59 "Holiday Road!"
00:01:04 "Holiday Road!"
00:01:09 "Holiday Road!"
00:01:14 "Holiday Road!"
00:01:30 "I found out long ago"
00:01:35 "It's a long way down a Holiday Road"
00:01:39 "Holiday Road"
00:01:44 "Holiday Road"
00:01:49 "Holiday Road"
00:02:28 Clark Griswold.
00:02:32 Say good-bye
00:02:35 It's pretty exciting, isn't it, Rusty?
00:02:37 What's that, Dad?
00:02:38 Picking up the new car!
00:02:41 You can't wait, can you?
00:02:43 Hi there, Ed!
00:02:44 Good to see you, Mr. Griswold!
00:02:45 How are you doing?
00:02:47 Rusty.
00:02:49 Look at him. He can't wait.
00:02:50 So, did you bring your trade-in?
00:02:52 Yes, a guy just took it away
00:02:54 Well, let's get to it, then.
00:02:56 We were worried that the new car
00:02:58 We're on our way to California
00:03:00 ...big vacation, the whole family,
00:03:02 Walley World? Very exciting, Clyde.
00:03:04 Clark.
00:03:05 Well, there she is.
00:03:07 Where?
00:03:08 Right here. The wagon.
00:03:10 Dad, this is not the car you ordered!
00:03:13 Take it easy, Rusty.
00:03:14 Ed, this is not the car I ordered.
00:03:18 I distinctly ordered the Antarctic Blue,
00:03:21 ...with the C.B. and the optional
00:03:24 You didn't order the Metallic Pea?
00:03:27 Metallic Pea? No, Antarctic Blue.
00:03:30 The Sportswagon.
00:03:31 This isn't even the right model!
00:03:34 You know, I think you're right.
00:03:36 This is the new
00:03:38 This is a fine automobile,
00:03:42 It beats the hell out of
00:03:43 ...I want to make you happy.
00:03:45 Davenport!
00:03:47 I'll get to the bottom of this.
00:03:50 Mr. Griswold ordered a blue Sportswagon.
00:03:53 I don't know, sir.
00:03:57 I know what must have happened!
00:04:00 It didn't come in!
00:04:02 Ed, I'm not your ordinary,
00:04:07 Now, I'd like my Antarctic Blue
00:04:10 If you can't get it for me,
00:04:14 Where's my old car?
00:04:19 I'm just as upset as you are.
00:04:21 Davenport!
00:04:23 Get Mr. Griswold's car back!
00:04:32 And I can get you the wagon,
00:04:34 The problem is, it might take six weeks.
00:04:37 Now, I owe it to myself
00:04:39 ...if you're thinking of taking
00:04:41 ...this is the automobile
00:04:44 The Wagonqueen Family Truckster.
00:04:46 You think you hate it now,
00:04:48 I don't want to drive it.
00:04:52 I'm not falling for this bit.
00:04:53 No way. Let's go, Russ.
00:05:27 Clark, is that the right car?
00:05:29 No, it isn't, honey. I changed my mind.
00:05:32 They flattened our old car
00:05:35 Are you serious?
00:05:39 What happened? I thought we were
00:05:41 Oh, no!
00:05:44 Besides, I got a great deal on this one.
00:05:46 Believe me, we're taking
00:05:50 This is your automobile.
00:05:54 Why is it still running?
00:05:56 Oh, all new cars do that.
00:05:57 I'll take care of that in a second.
00:06:02 You may think you hate it now,
00:06:07 An air bag!
00:06:09 You know, Clark, it's not too late
00:06:12 We only have two weeks.
00:06:13 Let's not get into that again,
00:06:16 Lots of families fly, Clark.
00:06:20 The idea of a family vacation
00:06:24 On a plane, you put on earphones
00:06:29 It's a very long drive, Clark.
00:06:31 I'm looking forward to a long drive.
00:06:33 You get to see the kids all the time!
00:06:36 I only see them a few minutes
00:06:39 ...and a few hours on the weekends.
00:06:41 Someday I'll wake up and realize
00:06:46 And then what?
00:06:48 I just thought it would be
00:06:52 Nothing that is worthwhile
00:06:55 We know that.
00:06:57 Kids?
00:06:59 Do you want to see the trip plan?
00:07:01 Not now, we're playing a game!
00:07:03 Okay, shut off the video games.
00:07:04 Come on, Russ. Shut it off.
00:07:07 I know you'll enjoy this. I've worked
00:07:10 ...so that we get the maximum amount
00:07:13 ...without missing any
00:07:16 Here we go! There's us.
00:07:17 And there's Walley World!
00:07:20 Now, let's just take a look at Day One.
00:07:22 Honey, come on in!
00:07:29 Okay, now, there's the Family Truckster
00:07:38 Rusty, please, do not eat the Truckster!
00:07:42 Russ, do you mind? I'm trying to work
00:07:47 Okay, Audrey. Thank you, Audrey.
00:07:52 Look out, Dad, here I come.
00:07:53 All right, that's enough, Russ.
00:07:56 Okay, now,
00:07:58 Good shot, Audrey.
00:07:59 Dad, I forgot. Why aren't we flying?
00:08:02 Because getting there is half the fun!
00:08:08 I turned off the water,
00:08:11 Locked the door and notified the police.
00:08:13 I called to get the grass cut.
00:08:15 Did I put the timers
00:08:17 Don't forget the mail...
00:08:24 So long!
00:08:25 Drive careful now, Clark!
00:08:29 Watch those freeways!
00:08:31 Good-bye!
00:08:33 I know I've forgotten something.
00:08:35 Walley World, here we come!
00:08:48 "Mockingbird, tell me, everybody
00:08:52 "Have you heard?
00:08:53 "He's gonna buy me...
00:08:56 "A mockingbird
00:08:58 "And if that mockingbird don't sing
00:09:01 "He's gonna buy me a diamond ring
00:09:06 "And if that diamond ring don't shine
00:09:10 "He's surely gonna break
00:09:13 "And that's why I keep on singin'
00:09:17 "Did you hear now..."
00:09:21 Come on, kids.
00:09:22 We don't know any of your songs!
00:09:24 Dad, is that made up?
00:09:26 I know a song!
00:09:27 How about
00:09:31 Okay, you start it.
00:09:33 "Who's the moosiest moose we know?
00:09:38 "Who's the star of our favorite show?
00:09:42 " 'M' is for merry,
00:09:45 " 'O' is for 'O' gosh!
00:09:48 " 'S' is for super-swell family glee
00:09:52 " 'E' is for everything you want to be
00:09:56 "M-A-R-T-Y
00:09:59 "M-O-O-S-E
00:10:03 "What's that spell?
00:10:05 "Marty Moose, Marty Moose, Marty Moose
00:10:07 "That's me!"
00:10:12 All right! That's more like it!
00:10:14 Here's one you don't know.
00:10:15 We used to sing it
00:10:18 "Jimmy crack corn
00:10:42 "Swing low...
00:10:44 "Sweet chariot...
00:10:48 "Comin' for to carry me home
00:10:53 "I looked over Jordan
00:10:56 "Comin' for to carry me home"
00:11:00 What smells in here, honey?
00:11:02 Russ! Russ! Your feet.
00:12:00 Isn't this the gas tank?
00:12:02 Yes, I know, honey.
00:12:03 Get in the car.
00:12:12 Do you see that, kids?
00:12:14 That's the St. Louis Arch.
00:12:17 It's over 600 feet tall, and there's
00:12:23 Dad, can we go up on it?
00:12:24 No.
00:12:26 Dad, what river is this?
00:12:27 That's the Mississippi.
00:12:31 The old Miss...
00:12:33 The old man...
00:12:44 Clark, I think this is the wrong exit.
00:12:47 What's the difference,
00:12:59 Clark? What are you doing?
00:13:02 Just relax, Ellen.
00:13:03 This is so dangerous!
00:13:05 We have no business being
00:13:09 This is a part of America
00:13:11 That's good!
00:13:12 No, that's bad.
00:13:14 We can't close our eyes
00:13:17 Kids, are you noticing all this plight?
00:13:20 This will just make us
00:13:23 Roll them up!
00:13:31 I'd better ask these fellows
00:13:38 I wonder if you could tell me how
00:13:42 Fuck your mama!
00:13:43 Thank you very much!
00:13:57 Hey, excuse me?
00:14:01 What it is, bro'!
00:14:04 No shit?
00:14:05 Listen, I'd really appreciate it
00:14:07 ...give me directions
00:14:10 What? For free?
00:14:12 Sure.
00:14:13 Five dollars.
00:14:15 I'm not going to give you
00:14:17 I think that's fair, Clark.
00:14:21 Okay. Here's $10.
00:14:26 Keep the change.
00:14:29 You see which way you're pointing?
00:14:33 You see that place?
00:14:35 Do you see the sign, "Rib Tips"?
00:14:39 Well, fuck that,
00:14:41 I wonder if these guys
00:14:44 You go half a block down the street...
00:14:46 ...and you'll see a Torino
00:14:48 Inside that Torino is my cousin, Jackie.
00:14:51 Tell him that you're my boy,
00:14:54 He'll make sure you
00:14:55 You don't want to know from me.
00:14:58 I'm from the west side of Chicago,
00:15:01 Thanks a lot. You've been a great help.
00:15:05 "I'm Mister Blue
00:15:08 "When you say you love me..."
00:15:10 Honey?
00:15:13 Remember when we were in college...
00:15:15 ...and drove to Fort Lauderdale
00:15:19 I haven't thought about that
00:15:23 Remember what we did in the car?
00:15:25 It's amazing we didn't
00:15:28 Want to relive a fond memory?
00:15:30 Are you serious?
00:15:32 No!
00:15:33 Why not?
00:15:34 Because, that's why.
00:15:38 The kids are asleep.
00:15:39 Let's just wait until we get to a motel.
00:15:45 Okay, we'll wait.
00:15:50 Do you want to put your head in my lap?
00:15:52 It's not what I was thinking.
00:15:54 Let me adjust the steering wheel.
00:15:58 There you go, out of your way.
00:16:01 Comfortable?
00:16:05 Clark?
00:16:06 My head's stuck.
00:16:12 Quit kidding around! It hurts!
00:16:13 I'm not. It's stuck.
00:16:15 Cut it out!
00:16:18 I know what you're trying to do,
00:16:23 The wheel's stuck, honey!
00:16:27 That was a dirty trick!
00:16:29 The damn wheel is all screwed up.
00:16:31 You're tired.
00:16:33 Let's just find a motel.
00:16:37 I'm not tired. Are you kidding?
00:16:40 I can drive for another 100 miles.
00:16:43 No problem.
00:16:48 "I stay at home at night
00:16:53 "By the phone at night
00:16:57 "But you don't call
00:16:59 "And I won't hurt my pride
00:17:04 "Call me Mister Blue
00:17:09 "I'm Mister Blue without you"
00:17:49 Sparky, why don't you turn off
00:17:56 Okay, honey.
00:18:16 Well, wake up everyone.
00:18:18 We're here.
00:18:42 Clark!
00:18:44 Can I do your back, honey?
00:18:46 I've done it already.
00:18:47 Can I do your front?
00:18:49 Go do your own front.
00:18:56 We should call
00:18:59 ...and tell them that we won't be in
00:19:04 If we're not there by 10:00 a.m.,
00:19:08 I planned very carefully...
00:19:10 ...so that we would be
00:19:14 Sparky, I know what this trip
00:19:18 ...and that you want all of us
00:19:21 ...it is a long way to Walley World.
00:19:24 I think it would be easier on all of us
00:19:30 I'm way ahead of you, honey.
00:19:40 When did you get these glasses?
00:19:42 Oh, I have my little secrets.
00:19:47 What a nice thought.
00:19:55 Don't drink yet!
00:20:04 Ready?
00:20:14 I would like to propose a toast.
00:20:16 To a very restful vacation.
00:20:21 Here's to a very relaxing vacation.
00:20:24 To a renewed love affair.
00:20:29 To a time of joy with our kids.
00:20:35 You know, I've never told you this.
00:20:37 I know it's been a rough beginning.
00:20:39 I think there's something wrong here!
00:20:41 It's the bed.
00:20:44 I got it! Here, hold on to these.
00:20:48 What are you doing?
00:20:50 Let's try this, my darling.
00:20:56 We haven't done this in a long time.
00:21:02 Oh! Clark!
00:21:04 What's that noise?
00:21:05 What's going on?
00:21:07 Don't you kids knock anymore?
00:21:10 Sorry, we thought you were fighting.
00:21:13 No one is fighting in here.
00:21:17 It is very late.
00:21:18 Where is Mom?
00:21:20 I'm under here, kids.
00:21:22 Go back to bed.
00:21:24 Go back to bed now.
00:21:26 The bed was very soft.
00:21:28 Weirdo-rama!
00:21:34 It's the same street Wyatt Earp
00:21:38 It seems kind of dirty and touristy.
00:21:41 The Old West was dirty.
00:21:42 Everything isn't like home.
00:21:44 If it were, there would be no reason
00:21:47 Yeah, Dad. This is great.
00:21:49 I'm glad we didn't go to Hawaii.
00:21:51 I'll bet you are.
00:21:59 Okay, let's go get a drink.
00:22:08 Howdy, city slickers!
00:22:10 Welcome!
00:22:14 Watch what you say
00:22:18 Thank you, sheriff.
00:22:19 Marshal.
00:22:23 Give me five, partner!
00:22:28 That guy was a crummy Wyatt Earp!
00:22:31 Nah, they used to, Rusty.
00:22:33 Hey, knucklehead! Set us up
00:22:38 Hey, yellow-belly! I'm talking to you!
00:22:43 Hey, tenderfoot!
00:22:52 Clark! That's not nice!
00:22:55 It's part of the act, honey.
00:22:57 Hey, underpants!
00:23:03 I'm okay! I'm okay!
00:23:04 I'm all right!
00:23:08 That wasn't funny! A noise like that
00:23:14 It was real! It looked real, didn't it?
00:23:18 Didn't it look real when I fell down?
00:23:20 What?
00:23:20 Didn't it look real?
00:23:22 What?
00:23:23 Are you happy now, Clark?
00:23:24 She's deaf.
00:23:26 What's the difference? It was fun
00:23:29 Pardon me, sir?
00:23:36 Catherine told us to follow 50.
00:23:38 I was thinking of taking
00:23:42 What for?
00:23:43 The House of Mud.
00:23:44 What's that?
00:23:45 The largest, freestanding
00:23:50 The pioneers didn't have bricks,
00:23:52 They didn't use mud, they used sod!
00:23:55 Right, Audrey.
00:23:56 When they ran out of sod,
00:23:59 Let's skip The House of Mud.
00:24:01 Dodge City was enough for today.
00:24:04 And Catherine and Eddie
00:24:08 It's living history.
00:24:10 But, if you would rather visit
00:24:12 ...it's okay with me.
00:24:14 I would rather see
00:24:17 Stop it!
00:24:18 What's going on?
00:24:19 Rusty is licking his hand
00:24:22 Tell Rusty to behave himself.
00:24:24 Rusty, behave yourself!
00:24:25 But Audrey is eating candy and
00:24:29 Audrey, eat with you mouth closed!
00:24:31 No eating in the car, kids!
00:24:33 You suck, you know that?
00:24:35 Retard!
00:24:35 I am trying to concentrate on the road!
00:24:45 "I've had some Ionely nights
00:24:50 "And I'll admit I cried sometimes
00:24:54 "Cause you were out of my life
00:24:56 "But then you called my name
00:25:00 "And you came back again
00:25:03 "I feel so inspired
00:25:05 "Kissing your lips of fire
00:25:09 "Little boy sweet, little boy sweet,
00:25:12 "Sweet little boy of mine
00:25:16 "Come a little closer"
00:25:20 You're driving 80 miles an hour!
00:25:21 Doesn't seem that fast, honey?
00:25:23 Slow down!
00:25:25 I don't know why,
00:25:30 "Love for sale
00:25:34 "Appetizing, yummy love..."
00:25:52 They're here! Eddie, come on!
00:25:55 I can't believe it's been so long!
00:26:02 Eddie, you look terrific.
00:26:08 Come and meet your cousins!
00:26:12 You have lost weight, Catherine!
00:26:14 She's added a few more mouths
00:26:19 Rusty and Audrey,
00:26:23 And this is Eddie Junior and Junior.
00:26:26 The little one hanging onto
00:26:29 How old are you, little one.
00:26:32 She was born without a tongue, Clark.
00:26:35 But don't worry about her. She whistles
00:26:39 Take your cousins out back
00:26:45 Come in the house, Ellen.
00:26:53 Look at that car!
00:26:55 That's the Family Truckster.
00:26:56 Boy, she's a beaut!
00:27:00 We had some trouble in St. Louis.
00:27:05 Well, you're looking really...
00:27:07 ...fit.
00:27:09 This is your homestead, huh?
00:27:13 Yeah, I don't know for how long, though.
00:27:18 The bank's been after me like
00:27:21 I know the feeling.
00:27:24 Oh, fuck it!
00:27:31 I bet you could use a cool one?
00:27:32 Now you're talking.
00:27:44 I'm going steady.
00:27:45 And I French kiss.
00:27:48 So? Everyone does that.
00:27:49 Yeah, but Daddy says I'm the best.
00:27:55 Want a worm?
00:27:57 No, thanks.
00:28:00 Do you have Pac-Man?
00:28:02 No.
00:28:04 Space Invaders?
00:28:06 No.
00:28:08 Do you have Asteroids?
00:28:09 No, but my dad does.
00:28:11 He can't even sit on the toilet
00:28:17 What do you do here, Dale?
00:28:22 Well, I have a stack of
00:28:26 She's beautiful!
00:28:31 Would you sell me any of them?
00:28:33 Shit, no! I cherish them!
00:28:37 And I use them a lot!
00:28:41 How do you use a magazine?
00:28:44 I'll tell you how.
00:28:46 A guy taught me something
00:28:51 Have you ever bopped your bologna?
00:28:59 I guess we are 11, right?
00:29:01 No, we are 12 with Aunt Edna.
00:29:03 Aunt Edna? Is she still alive?
00:29:06 You bet!
00:29:08 I can't wait to see the look
00:29:12 She came to help when
00:29:14 ...and she's been here ever since.
00:29:18 She wanted to go back
00:29:20 ...but Eddie wouldn't let her.
00:29:22 Without her Social Security,
00:29:30 It looks as though you've really
00:29:32 Oh, it's not so bad!
00:29:35 Eddie says after the baby comes,
00:29:43 How do you like yours, Clark?
00:29:45 Oh, medium rare, a little pink inside.
00:29:47 No! Your bun! Light or dark?
00:29:50 Either way, it doesn't matter.
00:29:54 Vicki, can I help you
00:29:59 I don't know why they call this
00:30:02 It's just fine by itself.
00:30:05 I like it better than Tuna Helper,
00:30:08 You're the gourmet, Ed.
00:30:15 No meat in this?
00:30:17 You get plenty of meat at home.
00:30:25 Real tomato ketchup, Eddie?
00:30:27 Nothing but the best!
00:30:30 Aunt Edna!
00:30:31 Helper's getting cold.
00:30:35 Is that your Aunt Edna?
00:30:45 Aunt Edna! After all these years!
00:30:54 Hi, Edna! Nice to see you again!
00:30:57 You remember Clark, don't you?
00:31:02 You were the ones who sent me
00:31:05 It made me so sick!
00:31:08 I'm sorry. We thought
00:31:11 Do you enjoy throwing up
00:31:14 Clark.
00:31:17 Well, am I going to eat
00:31:24 Catherine?
00:31:26 Did you tell Clark and Ellen
00:31:29 No. I was just about to.
00:31:32 What's the good news?
00:31:34 You are driving me to Phoenix!
00:31:48 "Junior Pig Competition"?
00:31:51 You won this trophy for racing a pig?
00:31:53 Yeah. First Place.
00:31:56 Does anyone know about it?
00:31:58 Everyone knows.
00:32:01 Vicki, don't be offended, but being
00:32:08 Oh, yeah.
00:32:11 How cool...
00:32:13 ...is this?
00:32:22 I'm really glad things
00:32:30 I was laid off when they
00:32:37 The Army cuts my disability pension.
00:32:39 They claimed the plate in my head
00:32:47 Clark and Ellen don't want
00:32:51 No, no. It is very interesting.
00:32:52 Why don't you just ask him
00:32:55 He sure as hell can't take a hint!
00:32:58 Well, I didn't want to ask you, Clark.
00:33:02 Could you, maybe,
00:33:06 Sure, Eddie!
00:33:12 How much money do you need?
00:33:14 About $52,000.
00:33:18 Good-bye, baby!
00:33:21 You'll send those checks?
00:33:23 It's taken care of.
00:33:25 Okay, let's go. Come on, Edna.
00:33:27 Lay off, lay off!
00:33:29 Well, gotta be going.
00:33:32 What's this?
00:33:32 This is for you, Clark.
00:33:34 Oh, what is it?
00:33:36 A gift.
00:33:37 You didn't have to buy me a gift!
00:33:39 Go on and open it.
00:33:44 Eddie, you shouldn't have.
00:33:48 Those are great, Dad!
00:33:49 Be quiet, Russ.
00:33:51 Try them on.
00:33:52 No, no, I don't want to get them dirty.
00:33:53 I told you he wouldn't like them!
00:33:56 I love them.
00:33:57 I knew you did because
00:34:00 ...you remarked about
00:34:02 I guess we better be going.
00:34:12 Here he is, Uncle Clark,
00:34:15 What is this? A dog?
00:34:16 He's Aunt Edna's dog, Dinky.
00:34:18 He watches "Family Feud."
00:34:21 How are you, little fellow?
00:34:26 You didn't get to meet Dinky last night.
00:34:29 He had the shits,
00:34:32 Great. I'll make some space
00:34:37 No! Sit, sit!
00:34:40 Here. Have a good trip.
00:34:41 Thanks a lot.
00:34:54 "I found out long ago
00:34:58 "It's a long way down a Holiday Road
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00:35:04 "Holiday Road!
00:35:06 "Holiday Road! "
00:35:10 Look at these sandwiches.
00:35:13 Thank you.
00:35:17 Rusty, stop playing with the dog
00:35:27 You're favorite, bologna and cheese.
00:35:49 "I've had some Ionely nights
00:35:54 "And I'll admit I cried sometimes
00:35:58 "Cause you were out of my life
00:36:00 "But then you called my name
00:36:04 "And you came back again
00:36:07 "I feel so inspired
00:36:09 "Kissing your lips of fire
00:36:13 "Little boy sweet, little boy sweet
00:36:16 "Sweet little boy of mine
00:36:20 "Come a little closer
00:36:21 "I want to show you
00:36:24 "What's on my mind
00:36:26 "Here in the night, here in the night
00:36:29 "Here in the night, together
00:36:33 "I want to show you
00:36:36 "Love so... warm and tender!"
00:36:41 Mom, my sandwich is wet!
00:36:43 They're all wet...
00:36:46 The dog went on the picnic basket!
00:37:03 "Jack be nimble, Jack be quick
00:37:08 "Going to take a ride
00:37:12 "Holiday Road!
00:37:17 "Holiday Road!
00:37:22 "Holiday Road!
00:37:27 "Holiday Road! "
00:37:46 Russ, look!
00:37:48 Excellent! They have a pool!
00:37:52 Aren't the woods beautiful?
00:37:55 Clark! Dinky needs
00:37:58 Rusty, take care of Dinky.
00:38:01 Dad, he bites!
00:38:02 Bite him back!
00:38:20 We would like three tents, please.
00:38:22 All right. That'll be $37.
00:38:24 $37 for three tents?!
00:38:27 They're very nice tents.
00:38:28 The price includes
00:38:34 This seems like a nice place,
00:38:38 All right.
00:38:40 Would you fill that out?
00:38:48 Clark W. Griswold.
00:38:51 Please.
00:38:52 What do you need my address for?
00:38:53 We like to send out mailers.
00:38:59 - I can't wait to get in!
00:39:01 Let's go get our bathing suits.
00:39:06 Disgusting!
00:39:12 You're too cheap to pay
00:39:16 Oh, Clark, this tent smells.
00:39:20 Edna, this is your tent.
00:39:43 This isn't very romantic.
00:39:46 I don't think there's enough room
00:39:51 Right now, we're one.
00:39:53 One heart beating for two.
00:40:03 Sparky, there's a wild animal.
00:40:05 Yes.
00:40:06 I know, I'm going for it, honey.
00:40:12 Get off!
00:40:13 Down! Go!
00:40:15 I'm sorry, honey. It's Dinky.
00:40:21 I'll kill that dog!
00:40:33 What do you say, honey?
00:40:36 In spite of the problems,
00:40:39 No!
00:40:40 But with each new day there's new hope.
00:40:45 Kids, let's go!
00:40:48 We're losing daylight.
00:40:50 Did you walk him?
00:40:52 He took a big one
00:40:55 Good boy.
00:40:56 Help!
00:40:57 Go take care of Aunt Edna.
00:41:04 Roll over, Dinky!
00:41:10 You're tearing my flesh!
00:41:11 Good morning, Edna.
00:41:19 Audrey, you're next.
00:41:20 No way, José!
00:41:23 What's the problem?
00:41:25 I had to sit next to Aunt Edna
00:41:28 It's her turn.
00:41:30 For your information, Rusty slept
00:41:35 Easy kids! Stop it!
00:41:36 Everyone into the car,
00:41:40 Or perhaps you don't want to see the
00:41:43 Which is only four short hours away.
00:41:52 Sweetheart, do you hear that rattle?
00:41:54 Where is it coming from?
00:41:56 Beats the heck out of me.
00:41:57 I've been looking for it since we left.
00:42:01 Dad, look behind you.
00:42:06 Now what have we done?
00:42:07 Will you hold my purse?
00:42:09 Just hold my purse!
00:42:30 Hello, officer, what's the problem?
00:42:34 Get out of the car!
00:42:43 I don't think I was speeding.
00:42:45 Shut up, sir!
00:42:49 If I wasn't in uniform, I'd split your
00:42:52 ...faster than you could
00:42:55 Officer, whatever it is I've done,
00:43:02 Explain this, you son of a bitch.
00:43:05 Oh, my God!
00:43:08 Do you know what the penalty
00:43:12 No, sir.
00:43:16 It's probably pretty stiff!
00:43:18 You can't think I'd do this on purpose?
00:43:22 I tied him to the rear bumper
00:43:25 It was very confusing,
00:43:29 I'm sorry. I feel terrible.
00:43:32 How do you think that little dog feels?
00:43:39 I'm sorry, it really was an accident.
00:43:45 I guess I can buy that, sir.
00:43:47 But it is a shame.
00:43:49 I had a dog like that when I was a kid.
00:43:54 Poor little guy.
00:43:56 He probably kept up with you
00:44:00 Tough little mutt.
00:44:11 I was afraid you would
00:44:14 You've been exceeding the speed
00:44:17 Dad wasn't speeding.
00:44:18 The officer stopped us
00:44:20 He was speeding, Rusty!
00:44:22 No, he wasn't, Mom.
00:44:23 Listen to your mother!
00:44:26 I was driving like a maniac.
00:44:27 We can all be grateful
00:44:30 - You see, kids, a car...
00:44:32 I'm going back to get the rest
00:44:34 Thank you, officer.
00:44:36 Have a nice day.
00:44:50 Is this your idea of a good restaurant?
00:44:53 Dog killer!
00:44:55 I'm sure the food is just fine.
00:44:58 I'll take that.
00:45:00 Thank you.
00:45:02 Oh, kids!
00:45:07 Waitress!
00:45:31 "I've had some Ionely nights
00:45:37 "And I'll admit I cried sometimes
00:45:40 "Cause you were out of my life
00:45:43 "But then you called my name
00:45:47 "And you came back again
00:45:50 "I feel so inspired
00:45:52 "Kissing your lips of fire
00:45:56 "Little boy sweet, little boy sweet
00:45:59 "Sweet little boy of mine"
00:46:15 What happened?
00:46:18 What happened to your hair?
00:46:21 You're sweating!
00:46:23 Are you blushing?
00:46:24 Don't be silly.
00:46:26 Are you all right, Clark?
00:46:27 Of course, I'm fine!
00:46:36 Come on, honey, look at the mountains,
00:46:42 Put on a happy face for me.
00:46:49 I guess there's not much
00:46:52 I think the worst is behind us.
00:47:03 Clark, I need my vanity case.
00:47:05 We have to go back and look for it.
00:47:07 All my credit cards are in it.
00:47:09 Honey, number one: I've already
00:47:13 B: We'll never find it when
00:47:16 And three: I've got my credit cards.
00:47:17 And we've still got plenty of cash, okay?
00:47:20 No, we don't.
00:47:23 And everything has cost twice
00:47:26 Honey, there's nothing in that luggage
00:47:29 Except for your diaphragm.
00:47:31 We can cash a check down the road.
00:47:33 Don't you trust me?
00:47:35 As long as you don't tie me
00:47:41 That hurt.
00:47:44 Clark, I think we're lost.
00:47:46 We're not lost!
00:47:47 Ellen, please, let me do the driving.
00:47:49 I don't think you'll find
00:47:54 Jesus, it's only the biggest
00:47:56 Clark, watch your language!
00:47:58 Make that the second largest.
00:48:00 Dad, I haven't seen a car for an hour!
00:48:03 Shut up, Audrey!
00:48:05 Thank you.
00:48:07 You're lost!
00:48:10 Ma, I saw some detour signs!
00:48:12 I didn't see any.
00:48:13 I saw them when you and Mom
00:48:16 When they close a road
00:48:18 Like this one.
00:48:40 I think I broke my nose!
00:48:42 I stabbed my brain.
00:48:43 I just got my period.
00:48:46 I'm going to check under the hood.
00:49:00 Audrey, gather up all the clothes,
00:49:03 Rusty, find the first aid kit,
00:49:06 Where can I go to the bathroom?
00:49:09 Find a bush, Audrey!
00:49:12 Dad, you must've jumped
00:49:15 It's nothing to be proud of, Rusty.
00:49:19 Fifty yards.
00:49:21 Ellen, get me out of here!
00:49:25 Stay in the car!
00:49:27 Don't you tell me what to do!
00:49:31 I should never have come
00:49:33 I should have taken an airplane!
00:49:35 And he, he shouldn't even have
00:49:39 He should be behind bars!
00:49:42 Sit down, and shut up!
00:49:51 Move out of that seat,
00:50:02 Rusty, come up here!
00:50:06 I am going to have to hike down
00:50:09 I want you to stay here
00:50:12 Will you be okay?
00:50:13 Oh, sure.
00:50:17 I haven't had a chance
00:50:20 I've only been a man a few days, Dad.
00:50:25 You're growing up so fast.
00:50:28 I have spent the past 15 years...
00:50:30 ...developing newer and better
00:50:34 I guess I missed a lot.
00:50:38 At first, I didn't want
00:50:41 Now I'm glad I did.
00:50:43 It has given me a chance
00:50:47 Audrey.
00:50:47 Audrey. Yeah.
00:50:51 It's been fun for me, too, Dad.
00:50:54 Except for Aunt Edna.
00:50:56 She doesn't mean to be
00:50:58 It's just the way she is.
00:51:00 Let's not let it spoil our fun, okay?
00:51:02 I won't.
00:51:04 Maybe she would be nicer
00:51:07 Instead of always having to latch
00:51:13 You're a pretty bright little guy.
00:51:15 Excuse me... man.
00:51:22 It's okay.
00:51:24 Do you know what I want to do?
00:51:28 When I was your age,
00:51:30 And I thought it was
00:51:45 When I was a boy, just about
00:51:49 In 18 years, we never had fun.
00:51:56 Now I have my own family.
00:51:57 And we're on our own vacation.
00:51:59 You know what?
00:52:00 What, Dad?
00:52:02 We're going to have fun.
00:52:09 We're going to have fun.
00:52:13 Don't let your mother smell
00:52:14 She'll take it out on me.
00:52:17 I better get moving if I want
00:52:23 Good talk, son.
00:52:25 Good talk, Dad.
00:52:27 Clark?
00:52:34 I just had a good talk with Rusty.
00:52:39 Where are you going?!
00:52:40 There must be a phone or a gas station
00:52:45 All right, but if you're
00:52:48 I'll be fine. You'll be fine.
00:52:51 A patrol car will be by any minute.
00:52:54 "Over the river and through the woods
00:52:56 "To Grandmother's house we go
00:52:59 "A thousand bottles of beer on the wall
00:53:05 "Four bottles of beer
00:53:07 "If one of those bottles
00:53:09 "I love a parade
00:53:12 "The trampling of feet,
00:53:16 "I love a parade"
00:53:28 We pass a goddamn gas station
00:53:33 But when you really need one,
00:53:35 This is no way to run a desert!
00:53:38 Jesus! I'm going to die!
00:53:41 What an asshole!
00:53:48 Taxi. Taxi!
00:53:51 I'm dead.
00:53:57 I'm dying. I'm dead. I'm finished.
00:54:02 Hot! Hot!
00:54:30 I'm not sure of his
00:54:33 All I know is the man was
00:54:34 ...and a genius with food additives...
00:54:37 ...and...
00:54:38 Clark!
00:54:39 Ellen!
00:54:43 Russ!
00:54:46 Audrey?
00:54:47 Audrey!
00:54:51 Are you all right?
00:54:53 I'm fine!
00:54:54 What happened to you?
00:54:55 Well these two nice Indians and
00:54:58 Daddy's back!
00:55:02 Kids, are you thirsty?
00:55:03 - Yeah, I bet you are too!
00:55:27 What do I owe you?
00:55:28 I never heard of no one so stupid
00:55:32 You must have manure for brains.
00:55:35 Yes, well, I'm from out of town.
00:55:38 What's the bill?
00:55:44 Come on. How much?
00:55:45 How much do you have?
00:55:46 No, I'm asking how much the repairs are.
00:55:49 I'm asking you, how much do you have.
00:55:53 You're crazy.
00:55:55 I don't have time to play around.
00:55:57 How much is it?
00:55:59 All of it, boy.
00:56:02 What does your sheriff think
00:56:25 Audrey, how much
00:56:28 How come?
00:56:30 How much?
00:56:31 What's the matter?
00:56:32 I just spent $500
00:56:36 How much do you have?
00:56:39 $35.
00:56:40 She has $40, Dad.
00:56:42 How would you know? Unless you went
00:56:45 Have you been going through
00:56:47 I don't give a frog's fat ass
00:56:50 We need money!
00:56:52 Edna, how much do you have?
00:56:54 She's asleep, Clark!
00:56:57 Russ, do you want to look
00:56:59 Clark!
00:57:06 Unzip it.
00:57:11 She has 11 cents, Dad.
00:57:13 Terrific.
00:57:14 The motel will cash your check.
00:57:16 They better. We're going to
00:57:23 I'm sorry, sir.
00:57:26 Why not?
00:57:27 The computer says
00:57:30 My wife lost her credit
00:57:34 The computer is probably reporting that
00:57:37 Well, you'll have to straighten that out
00:57:40 Will you accept a personal check?
00:57:42 For what amount?
00:57:43 $300.
00:57:45 I can't do that, sir.
00:57:46 Look, I've lost all my cash and
00:57:48 Walley World?
00:57:50 Yeah! Walley World!
00:57:52 And I'm sort of stuck between
00:57:54 You know I'd really appreciate it.
00:57:56 We require a major credit card.
00:58:01 I have $6.13 to my name...
00:58:03 ...so I can see we're going to have
00:58:06 I've already told you that
00:58:08 ...without a major credit card.
00:58:10 I'll give you a check for $1,000.
00:58:15 You can then keep $700 for doing nothing
00:58:22 The only thing I can do...
00:58:23 ...is have you stay here
00:58:26 Ten working days!
00:58:54 Let's go, come on!
00:58:57 In the car!
00:58:58 Good! Come on, get in the car.
00:59:00 Don't you want to look
00:59:04 Great, let's go.
00:59:16 Rusty, wake up!
00:59:20 Get out those sandwiches
00:59:22 I'm so hungry, I could eat
00:59:27 There's one for everyone.
00:59:29 Audrey, wake Aunt Edna. It's time
00:59:33 Please, get off of me!
00:59:35 Mom, tell Audrey to stop pushing
00:59:38 I'm sick of her lying
00:59:40 Be quiet!
00:59:42 Auntie?
00:59:43 Honey, it's only a few hours to Phoenix!
00:59:47 She's not fine!
00:59:49 She's fine! Don't be silly!
00:59:51 She's not fine, Clark!
00:59:54 She's dead!
01:00:03 She breathed on me!
01:00:05 Her hand touched me!
01:00:18 Goddamn it, anyway!
01:00:29 She must have passed away
01:00:34 What are we going to do, Clark?
01:00:39 Well, we could leave her here...
01:00:40 ...and the first phone we pass,
01:00:42 ...and he can come and get her, I guess.
01:00:44 That's the meanest, coldest...
01:00:46 What do you want me to do,
01:00:48 Mom, we don't have to ride
01:00:51 Please say we don't!
01:00:52 Come on, Mom. It'd be real easy
01:00:54 All he'd have to do is
01:00:57 Hell! Then we'll drive her
01:01:00 I just didn't want to get caught up in
01:01:04 You're the most self-centered,
01:01:09 Don't say anything you'll regret, Ellen!
01:01:12 I'm being practical.
01:01:14 ...we'd have three days
01:01:16 Three.
01:01:19 She can't weight more than 100 pounds.
01:01:22 Oh, no!
01:01:25 Yes, he can!
01:01:27 Do you want me to strap her to the hood?
01:01:30 It's not as if it's going to rain
01:01:58 This is terrible!
01:02:02 What a nightmare!
01:02:19 Don't just blurt it out
01:02:22 How about if I ask him
01:02:32 Oh, no, he isn't even home.
01:02:34 Maybe the neighbors know where he is.
01:02:36 The moron knows we're coming,
01:02:38 Normie's always been flighty.
01:02:40 He's always been a jag-off.
01:02:41 Will you watch your mouth?
01:02:43 There's a note.
01:02:45 "Have gone to Flagstaff.
01:02:49 What a worm!
01:03:11 It's locked!
01:03:17 Okay, let's go!
01:03:19 We can't leave her on the patio!
01:03:22 Would you rather I slipped her in the
01:03:25 Come on!
01:03:26 It's raining all over her!
01:03:29 She can't catch a cold now, Mom!
01:03:32 Clark? We have to at least
01:03:35 Okay, bow your heads, bow your heads.
01:03:38 Oh, God...
01:03:40 Ease our suffering in this,
01:03:44 Admit this good and decent woman
01:03:48 ...in Thine heavenly area up there.
01:03:52 And Moab he laideth down
01:03:56 And, yea,
01:03:59 Clark!
01:04:00 I implore you, give her a break.
01:04:03 Clark!
01:04:10 Clark, this is a serious matter!
01:04:13 Honey, I'm not an ordained minister!
01:04:18 Lord, we love this woman
01:04:21 Let's not overdo it, Mom!
01:04:23 Shut up!
01:04:24 We know she deserves
01:04:27 ...but my husband wants his
01:04:31 ...to have their vacation!
01:04:33 I hope you understand!
01:04:36 Amen! Let's go!
01:04:38 I hope you children have learned
01:04:41 Yeah! Don't die unless someone is home!
01:04:46 I think Normie will understand...
01:04:47 ...when he sees the note
01:04:49 Sure! You left his dead mother
01:04:53 I'm sure he won't mind!
01:04:55 It's all over and done with!
01:04:57 We'll find a motel and start fresh
01:05:01 I don't want to be in the car anymore.
01:05:03 I don't want to go to Walley World!
01:05:05 Clark? Under the circumstances,
01:05:09 In retrospect, driving across country,
01:05:14 Yeah, it's been a real drag, Dad!
01:05:17 Maybe we can try it some other time.
01:05:19 Walley World's overrated anyway.
01:05:22 What do you think?
01:05:26 I think you're all fucked in the head.
01:05:28 We're ten hours from the fucking
01:05:32 Well, I'll tell you something.
01:05:35 It's a quest!
01:05:36 It's a quest for fun.
01:05:38 I'm going to have fun and
01:05:40 We're all going to have
01:05:42 ...we'll need plastic surgery
01:05:45 You'll be whistling zippity-doo-dah
01:05:50 I have to be crazy.
01:05:53 Praise Marty Moose! Holy shit!
01:05:58 Dad, do you want
01:06:00 Don't touch!
01:06:15 The next time you have
01:06:17 ...I'd appreciate it if you'd have
01:06:20 What are you talking about?
01:06:21 You don't know?
01:06:23 All I know is I'm trying to treat
01:06:26 Spare me, Clark!
01:06:28 Tomorrow you'll probably
01:06:30 ...hold up a McDonald's, and drive us
01:06:33 ...to see the world's largest
01:06:36 You know what your problem is?
01:06:39 You have an uncanny knack
01:06:41 That's your problem.
01:06:44 You wouldn't know a good time
01:06:47 Where are you going?
01:06:48 What do you care?
01:08:17 Are you waiting for someone?
01:08:20 No! Do you mind if I sit down?
01:08:25 Fancy seeing you here.
01:08:27 Having a nice little family vacation?
01:08:35 It would appear so, wouldn't it?
01:08:38 No, the truth of it is,
01:08:42 ...I own this motel.
01:08:45 I own the whole chain, nationwide.
01:08:47 Twenty-two hundred units.
01:08:50 Yeah, once a year,
01:08:53 Check things out,
01:08:56 I thought you were going to say
01:09:01 That's an old bit, isn't it?
01:09:03 Really.
01:09:05 No, I'm not with the CIA.
01:09:10 I don't like to talk about it.
01:09:12 No, I'm mainly interested
01:09:16 And my airline.
01:09:17 That's great.
01:09:18 I'm just trying to have a little fun.
01:09:21 It's a shame you're married.
01:09:23 I'm in the mood for some fun.
01:09:26 Married?
01:09:30 That's my brother's family.
01:09:32 My brother's ring.
01:09:34 I usually borrow them on these
01:09:38 It helps to complete the disguise.
01:09:42 It's a good disguise.
01:09:46 Yeah? Well, that's a big part of it.
01:09:48 In order to be convincing, you have
01:09:55 You know, stop at all the stupid sites
01:10:00 Basically, be yourself?
01:10:02 Yeah!
01:10:04 You like the disguise?
01:10:11 My credo is, if you have
01:10:15 ...you know, "Go for it," pretty much.
01:10:17 You only go around this crazy
01:10:21 I agree.
01:10:23 Yeah.
01:10:29 That's my credo!
01:10:34 You don't have to have a credo, but...
01:10:37 "If the shoe fits, wear it."
01:10:39 "A penny saved..."
01:10:42 My favorite credo...
01:10:50 ...you know "A penny saved, and..."
01:10:53 Thank you.
01:10:59 This feels great!
01:11:03 Well...
01:11:05 ...are you going to go for it?
01:11:07 Uh... here?
01:11:09 To start with, yes.
01:11:11 Why not? Don't you swim?
01:11:16 Sure, I took third in the state finals
01:11:24 Yeah, I'm really at ease in the water.
01:11:30 I'm proficient in many strokes
01:11:31 As a matter of fact,
01:11:36 Yeah. I'll be right there.
01:11:40 Yeah. This is crazy, this is crazy,
01:11:47 How's the water?
01:11:48 Exhilarating!
01:11:50 I'm in deep, I'm in deep!
01:11:58 It's cold! Jesus! Fuck!
01:12:03 Clark?
01:12:05 Cold!
01:12:16 Clark...?
01:12:18 Hi, honey.
01:12:19 What are you doing?
01:12:21 Swimming!
01:12:22 Yeah, my back was killing me.
01:12:26 And I thought I'd get a swim
01:12:29 Why go to the car and get
01:12:33 It's exhilarating.
01:12:35 Guess what, honey?
01:12:37 ...here!
01:12:39 I didn't see this person, so...
01:12:41 ...I screamed, that's why I yelled.
01:12:45 You can imagine, can't you, honey?
01:12:51 Honey?!
01:13:05 Will you excuse me?
01:13:07 You have to go.
01:13:09 Well, I'd stay if I weren't married,
01:13:12 I know.
01:13:14 I hope I didn't spoil your evening.
01:13:16 No, it's been interesting.
01:13:19 Well, enjoy the rest of your trip.
01:13:21 You, too.
01:13:31 I can't believe this.
01:13:34 I am so humiliated.
01:13:39 Cut it out. You don't even know
01:13:42 So?!
01:13:43 Maybe I don't want to.
01:13:45 You're such a dork.
01:13:49 How can he do this to Mom?
01:13:54 I better have a talk with him.
01:14:02 What are you doing up?
01:14:04 You woke the whole motel up, Dad.
01:14:09 I was...
01:14:10 ...swimming.
01:14:11 Yeah, I saw you.
01:14:14 Russ, come here a minute.
01:14:20 You know I wouldn't
01:14:24 It's been a long drive.
01:14:29 I work very hard for you,
01:14:35 I guess when you get older
01:14:40 ...and these feelings make you do
01:14:44 Like swimming naked with girls?
01:14:46 Yeah! Like swimming naked with girls.
01:14:48 Well, not with girls.
01:14:51 I saw just one girl.
01:14:54 Who, that girl?
01:14:55 Oh, no, that's a waitress.
01:14:58 She's a pool waitress.
01:15:01 I was ordering some fish
01:15:04 She took your order?
01:15:05 She took my order, yeah.
01:15:08 Swimming waitress.
01:15:10 You understand, don't you, Russ?
01:15:11 Sure, I understand.
01:15:15 Do you think Mom will buy it?
01:15:19 Good talk, son. Go to bed, Russ.
01:15:24 Goodnight.
01:15:29 Ellen?
01:15:34 Ellen?
01:15:36 Honey?
01:15:39 Are you mad?
01:15:42 No.
01:15:45 Do you like that girl?
01:15:48 Is that what you want?
01:15:50 Oh, no.
01:15:53 How could I like a girl like that?
01:15:56 She's ugly.
01:15:58 I love you.
01:16:02 I'm sorry about everything.
01:16:05 I got angry because
01:16:07 I was hurt, honey.
01:16:09 I'm sorry, too.
01:16:12 I know you've been trying.
01:16:14 I'm going to try, too.
01:16:18 I know how to have fun.
01:16:21 And I'm going to prove it.
01:16:23 Come on. Come on! Come on!
01:16:26 Honey, you don't have
01:16:30 I want us to have some fun together.
01:16:33 - Come on!
01:17:08 We must be getting close.
01:17:11 We're almost there.
01:17:19 I know we're getting close.
01:17:22 There it is!
01:17:24 Walley World, next three exits!
01:17:30 We made it dammit! We made it!
01:17:33 The Griswolds are
01:17:39 Don't get too much sun, now.
01:17:47 It's beautiful!
01:17:49 It's just beautiful!
01:17:53 Oh, darling!
01:17:57 - We made it!
01:18:18 We're the first ones here!
01:18:23 We're the first ones here!
01:18:25 But we're so far away, Clark.
01:18:29 And, at the end of the day,
01:18:31 ...and everybody's fighting
01:18:32 ...we'll be the first ones
01:18:35 Why?
01:18:37 Because we're the Griswolds!
01:18:42 Come on, I'll race you!
01:19:52 Sorry, folks.
01:19:53 We're closed for 2 weeks...
01:19:54 ...to clean and repair
01:20:04 Clark! What are you doing?
01:20:07 We watch his program.
01:20:09 We buy his toys.
01:20:10 He owes us!
01:20:12 Doesn't he owe us, huh?
01:20:14 He owes the Griswolds, right?!
01:20:15 Fucking right, he owes us!
01:20:17 Clark, you're scaring me!
01:20:19 Don't be scared!
01:20:20 I just think someone owes us
01:20:23 Come on...
01:20:26 Clark, now just a minute!
01:20:45 Honey, will you check
01:20:48 Where are you going?
01:20:49 I'll be right back...
01:20:50 I'm just going to get
01:21:04 Clark, will you listen to me?
01:21:06 Let's just find a hotel.
01:21:07 I'll have my parents wire us money.
01:21:09 We'll fly home and forget
01:21:12 Relax. I told you I'm not angry
01:21:16 They can't be repairing
01:21:18 I think they owe us an explanation
01:21:21 Whatever happens, just trust me.
01:21:22 Will you just trust me?
01:21:30 Sorry folks, the park's closed.
01:21:31 The moose outside should have told you.
01:21:34 Yes, we're here to see Mr. Roy Walley.
01:21:36 What is your name, sir?
01:21:37 Clark W. Griswold.
01:21:41 What is this regarding, Mr. Griswold?
01:21:43 It's a public... business...
01:21:46 Personal matter.
01:21:52 Well, nobody notified
01:21:57 Well, I'm notifying you.
01:21:59 I'll need more than that, sir.
01:22:05 Have you lost your mind?
01:22:07 At the sporting goods store.
01:22:08 You listen to me, fat ass.
01:22:09 You do what I say and there won't be
01:22:12 We drove 2,460 miles, just for
01:22:16 The Moose says you're closed.
01:22:19 We're not really violent people.
01:22:21 This is our first gun.
01:22:23 No, it isn't.
01:22:25 What's going on here?
01:22:27 You! Freeze! Freeze!
01:22:29 Sit! Sit!
01:22:31 Lie down! Let's go, lie down!
01:22:35 Roll over!
01:22:37 Stay!
01:22:40 Okay! Let's ride! Let's ride!
01:22:44 Stay!
01:22:51 This is scary isn't it?
01:22:52 You boys and girls make sure...
01:22:53 ...you keep your hands on
01:22:55 We don't want any accidents!
01:22:57 Is that a real gun, Mom?
01:22:58 I don't know.
01:23:02 ...your father may be going away
01:23:04 Boy, I sure am bushed!
01:23:06 Have you had enough yet, sir?
01:23:08 What do you mean "bushed"?
01:23:10 Where are the big rides?
01:23:19 Let's go. Get in the front.
01:23:20 Come on.
01:23:25 Has your father ever
01:23:28 Just a dog.
01:23:29 Oh, and my Aunt Edna.
01:23:31 Hey! You can't prove that, Rusty.
01:23:36 Rusty? May I call you Rusty?
01:23:38 I had a bad experience
01:23:41 What happened?
01:23:43 I threw up.
01:23:59 Now, don't do that again!
01:25:34 Goodie, goodie, goodie!
01:25:36 Come on, get in there.
01:25:38 Please, don't push!
01:25:39 Come on, Audrey.
01:25:44 That's not a real gun, is it, Clark?
01:25:46 What? Are you kidding?!
01:25:48 It's a BB-gun!
01:25:50 Don't try me.
01:25:52 You couldn't even break skin with that.
01:25:54 It could! It could break the skin.
01:25:56 It could put a lodge under the skin
01:25:58 That's an old wives' tale, Clark!
01:26:00 I'm telling.
01:26:04 See, I told you! I warned you!
01:26:06 If you wrecked the pants,
01:26:08 Yeah, I'll pay for 'em.
01:27:20 Freeze!
01:27:25 Don't shoot!
01:27:30 Hands behind your heads!
01:27:32 Spread your legs!
01:27:34 Move up against the wall!
01:27:36 You two, over there!
01:27:40 It's just a BB-gun!
01:27:41 You are all under arrest.
01:27:44 You have the right to remain silent.
01:27:46 Watch your hands, mister!
01:27:55 How many are there?
01:27:56 A lot of them?
01:27:58 Whatever they want...
01:28:00 Tell me, what is going on?
01:28:02 Everything's under control, sir.
01:28:04 Where?
01:28:05 Them?
01:28:07 He treated me like a dog!
01:28:09 He humiliated me!
01:28:11 What did he do with your dog?
01:28:12 He kidnapped me, Mr. Wally,
01:28:14 ...I had a great time on your rides.
01:28:15 It was the most fantastic
01:28:16 I like the part where you go
01:28:18 I'm glad you liked it.
01:28:21 That is Roy Walley, honey!
01:28:23 I'm Russ Lasky. I met you
01:28:27 I don't remember.
01:28:27 They kidnapped one of my men.
01:28:29 I was the one who got sick.
01:28:30 Anyway Mr. Wally,
01:28:32 ...I didn't get sick this time.
01:28:35 Quiet!
01:28:38 Mr. Walley... Roy?
01:28:41 I think I can make
01:28:44 Well, someone had better explain!
01:28:47 Or there will be a lot
01:28:49 I'm Clark W. Griswold.
01:28:53 This is my wife, Ellen.
01:28:55 Hi. We're big fans of yours.
01:29:00 These are my children, Audrey and Rusty.
01:29:02 Nice family.
01:29:06 We're from Chicago, Roy.
01:29:08 I've been there many times.
01:29:10 We just spent two weeks
01:29:16 We lost a dear member
01:29:20 But, the important thing,
01:29:23 ...we could have gone anywhere
01:29:25 Anywhere in the world.
01:29:26 But when I asked my kids...
01:29:29 Kids, remember when I asked you
01:29:32 What did you say?
01:29:33 Hawaii?
01:29:35 Shut up, Russ.
01:29:36 Audrey, you remember?
01:29:38 Walley World, Dad?
01:29:39 "Walley World, Dad! "
01:29:43 Do you have any children, Mr. Walley?
01:29:45 Are you kidding? I have seven.
01:29:47 I thought so.
01:29:48 Seven, did you hear that, honey?
01:29:50 You look so young!
01:29:55 Did you ever drive them across country?
01:29:58 I took the whole clan
01:30:00 The worst two weeks
01:30:02 The smell from the backseat
01:30:05 I know that smell.
01:30:11 Imagine how your kids would
01:30:14 They don't close Florida.
01:30:16 I know they don't close
01:30:20 When we got here,
01:30:22 ...and it was closed down...
01:30:24 If you had seen the look
01:30:27 I guess I went a little haywire.
01:30:28 You went a lot haywire,
01:30:30 I'm very sorry, sir.
01:30:31 I'm sorry to all these people.
01:30:33 I didn't mean any harm.
01:30:35 I want you to ask yourself one thing.
01:30:39 If you were me...
01:30:40 ...wouldn't you have done
01:30:44 No.
01:30:45 Mr. Walley, do you want me to take
01:30:52 No... no.
01:30:54 Forget it, officer.
01:31:02 What did I tell ya?