Vai E Vem Come and Go

en
00:00:19 COME AND GO
00:02:31 Pigeons don't eat liver.
00:02:35 Don't stick your nose in other peoples
00:07:00 Can I have a cigarette?
00:09:25 Is this where someone put an ad?
00:09:28 I put an ad.
00:09:30 Cleaning lady needed.
00:09:34 You don't look like
00:09:38 Depends what you mean
00:09:42 According to popular belief it is...
00:09:45 A human being.
00:09:47 A human being
00:09:50 who, in exchange for wages,
00:09:52 rather low, I may add,
00:09:54 agrees to do housework.
00:09:57 Do you want references?
00:10:00 It's usual. However,
00:10:03 the best reference
00:10:07 You needn't give me references.
00:10:11 Only a blind man could fail to see
00:10:15 the purity of your heart.
00:13:42 The only obstacle I can see,
00:13:49 a small one
00:13:53 is that you...
00:13:56 What's your name?
00:13:58 Adriana.
00:14:00 Imagine!
00:14:04 I had a Rhode Island Red
00:14:09 She was a devil,
00:14:14 but what a fine layer!
00:14:17 Magnificent.
00:14:19 Poor thing!
00:14:21 Even an arsehole
00:14:23 That's true.
00:14:27 The ruling classes
00:14:30 may hold onto
00:14:33 but I can't see you
00:14:36 or cleaning windows.
00:14:39 I'm not one of the old guard
00:14:41 if that's what you're implying.
00:14:44 I don't allow familiarities.
00:14:47 But if you think you can try it on,
00:14:55 I'm a bit confused,
00:15:00 The house
00:15:03 isn't a palace
00:15:08 Of course
00:15:11 I'm retired
00:15:14 and live alone
00:15:18 The feminine touch
00:15:20 here and there
00:15:23 would bring some joy
00:15:26 into my dismal life.
00:15:29 and nothing to fear.
00:15:33 To tell the truth
00:15:36 I expected someone older
00:15:39 with hands roughened
00:15:45 The days are past
00:15:49 laid low empirical attitudes
00:15:54 That was before he,
00:15:57 The flame of communism
00:16:01 I'm a red
00:16:06 through
00:16:10 and through.
00:16:12 I'm a widower.
00:16:15 There is no death.
00:16:25 - When do we start work?
00:16:28 Sir, or is it comrade?
00:16:32 Sir.
00:16:37 We must pay respect where it's due
00:16:40 but if you like
00:16:43 you can call me J. V.
00:16:47 Spell that out.
00:16:49 - João Vuvu.
00:16:52 What sort of name is that?
00:16:56 It's the name
00:16:58 of an ancient family
00:17:02 But you aren't black.
00:17:09 I only began to be insulted
00:17:14 Talking of insults,
00:17:16 we haven't
00:17:19 I pay badly
00:17:22 so as to keep your
00:17:26 I give my all to the Party
00:17:28 and I shall know how to wear
00:17:31 suffer the rack.
00:17:35 If I bow down to
00:17:39 tough, tyrannical and pressing,
00:17:42 I will put at risk what I have
00:17:49 and taking up
00:17:51 the holy lyre
00:17:57 quieten this confusion,
00:18:00 and sing for a vision of peace.
00:18:02 Is that a quote from Comrade
00:18:05 It's from Camões.
00:18:08 Super flumina Babylonia.
00:18:12 Rivers that flow to Babylon.
00:18:16 I've heard that sung
00:18:25 Can you darn socks
00:18:30 The poisonous kind?
00:18:37 Rather the needle and thimble kind,
00:18:40 the old-fashioned way.
00:18:44 There is no death.
00:18:49 Let's sing.
00:20:15 Wink, wink,
00:20:18 eyes of the pied wagtail.
00:20:22 With our lack of skill
00:20:24 it would be easier for a camel
00:21:02 Right down to the bottom.
00:21:05 I'm trying.
00:21:19 Hold this.
00:21:50 For the kids of the neighbourhood
00:21:53 I predict great fun and games.
00:22:00 Some days later.
00:28:21 Vuvu, Vuvu...
00:28:37 I'm bleeding.
00:28:42 I need honey
00:29:02 Come bees,
00:29:05 give her honey
00:29:25 Good morning Mr. João.
00:29:27 Are you day-dreaming?
00:29:29 I'm pleased to see you Miss Custodia!
00:29:32 I hadn't noticed you.
00:29:34 I was in cloud,
00:29:39 Such a lovely morning
00:29:43 Without eyes I can see evil
00:29:48 Eyeless faces see
00:29:53 No mention is made of eyes
00:29:56 because you wish they weren't there.
00:30:01 Blindfold yourselves,
00:30:05 I won't cover you, eyes you are not.
00:30:09 Good to see you.
00:30:12 Are you off to Big Stores?
00:30:15 I have to go.
00:30:17 I've been on holiday in Paris.
00:30:20 Yes ma'am.
00:30:23 Paris is always Paris.
00:30:26 I went up the Eiffel Tower
00:30:28 and saw the lights stretching away
00:30:31 but nobody recognized me.
00:30:36 The ladder to fame
00:30:41 You must persevere.
00:30:44 They made fun of me when I said
00:30:47 I'd won the crown
00:30:51 And without thorns.
00:30:55 That's true.
00:31:00 What is good in Clapham,
00:31:04 is good in the Champs Elysees.
00:31:40 Lets agree on this:
00:31:43 wrapped in a sequinned mantle
00:31:48 shining ruby red
00:31:50 you reign over them
00:31:55 I, Custodia,
00:31:57 will cover the cost
00:33:39 Fausta!
00:33:42 It's been years!
00:33:44 Always on the alert. Always the same.
00:33:48 Someone told me,
00:33:52 I didn't go in the end.
00:33:55 I'm off to the House.
00:34:00 - Are you a member?
00:34:05 But that was never your style.
00:34:09 It's better than working
00:34:11 No comparison.
00:34:14 It's so much cleaner.
00:34:16 Without forgetting the perks
00:34:19 I had good teachers.
00:34:22 The art consists in passing
00:34:24 the foreskin test, remember?
00:34:28 I think I've forgotten.
00:34:31 Now, I'm a widower.
00:34:33 I'm in mourning and don't fuck.
00:34:36 Don't make me laugh! I believe you had
00:34:42 What funeral? Don't make me laugh.
00:34:44 My Hortense wasn't dead,
00:34:47 she was sleeping.
00:34:50 It was all a show
00:34:52 put on by the family.
00:34:55 Burning with excitement,
00:34:59 the fountain of life
00:35:02 eager for fun and games
00:35:05 and naughty wiggles.
00:35:08 What! Did you fiddle with her cunt?
00:35:11 Is that a place
00:35:16 No, I never stick my finger
00:35:19 in other peoples pies.
00:35:22 All I wish for now
00:35:25 is a comfortable widowhood
00:35:28 worthy of the best waltzes.
00:35:37 You must have made her life hell.
00:35:40 Blacker than it already is?
00:35:44 You had a child, didn't you?
00:35:47 Jorge, he's in clink,
00:35:54 But he didn't commit a crime.
00:35:58 That's what you think!
00:36:01 And a masterly one
00:36:27 Poor thing!
00:36:33 Poor thing?
00:36:35 His old dad
00:36:40 and as he didn't get a hundred years
00:36:44 when he's paid his debt to society
00:36:48 he'll be out
00:36:54 I just hope he won't
00:36:57 he's a lovely chap
00:37:01 level-headed
00:37:04 takes after me.
00:37:07 He won't be ungrateful,
00:37:09 I'm sure he'll appreciate
00:37:13 the sacrifices of his old man.
00:37:17 As I always say:
00:37:20 "Son you are now,
00:37:23 As you sow so shall you reap.
00:37:33 Oh dear son!
00:37:36 Oh lovely lad!
00:37:40 I want to enjoy
00:37:42 I want to enjoy
00:37:53 I'm feeling a bit dicky.
00:37:56 I'm too old
00:37:59 A small man
00:38:03 Ah my girl,
00:38:08 it's sweltering.
00:38:14 Mysterious
00:38:17 and vague after the rain.
00:38:29 Come on,
00:38:31 I'll invite you to a nice cup of tea
00:38:34 freshly made.
00:38:39 It will tune up your voice
00:38:42 and you'll trill like a warbler.
00:38:44 I've got a date.
00:38:50 Whatever time you arrive,
00:38:53 you cause a sensation.
00:38:57 Make them beg.
00:39:00 Let them twirl,
00:39:03 let them howl.
00:39:09 Let them melt their fat
00:39:14 let the liqueurs spill
00:39:17 over the caryatids
00:39:22 Whichever way they turn
00:39:24 these people will never know
00:39:29 However often they say
00:39:31 what Mafoma never said
00:39:34 that is not,
00:39:36 figuratively
00:39:40 or in any
00:39:44 a distillery.
00:39:50 I can't believe my eyes.
00:39:53 The places you take me to!
00:39:56 There's nothing extraordinary
00:39:59 The building belongs to
00:40:03 and thanks to the voluntary work
00:40:08 raises money for charity.
00:40:12 The priests twisted everything:
00:40:17 centuries of intolerance
00:40:23 all that is left to them now
00:40:26 the Archbishop of Milwaukee
00:40:29 and so on.
00:40:33 I don't know where I am.
00:40:36 You have this feeling of non-reality
00:40:38 because you have in fact
00:40:41 been in another world
00:40:44 you returned alive
00:40:49 It smelled musty.
00:40:51 That's the smell of non-reality.
00:41:06 "Saluté y deputációnes".
00:41:10 Cheers.
00:41:15 At least
00:41:19 A small concession
00:41:23 The only one in fact.
00:41:25 It's just as well there are people
00:41:28 They've done it for centuries.
00:41:32 For lack of something better
00:41:34 they even cobbled together
00:41:38 Life has always been hard
00:41:41 That's why
00:41:43 they hung a whopping fib
00:41:47 whose wife, a Jewish tart,
00:41:52 They wouldn't listen,
00:41:57 the story was not to be refuted
00:42:01 it was divine intervention
00:42:05 work of a dove
00:42:07 but it was all "comme il faut",
00:42:10 in a state of grace.
00:42:14 But it gets better.
00:42:16 While the villagers split their sides
00:42:20 they convinced the fool
00:42:23 that the good tidings should be
00:42:28 At last wonder of wonders
00:42:31 the son of God was born!
00:42:36 I missed the boat,
00:42:38 Joseph lamented,
00:42:43 Oh, Maria!
00:42:45 We discovered
00:42:48 and I forgot
00:42:52 He glanced at
00:42:56 packed up his bundle and
00:43:01 Maybe he thought it over
00:43:04 that enough was enough.
00:43:07 The blessed fruit became a man
00:43:11 and like any good pantomime actor...
00:43:14 only preached
00:43:18 what everyone already knew,
00:43:21 that this life is a vale of tears.
00:43:24 - He died on the cross.
00:43:28 and with a lot of fuss.
00:43:31 It took them three days
00:43:36 and find a way to resurrect him
00:43:39 so that the farce had a happy ending.
00:43:41 Happy for him
00:43:44 It only needed a few prayers
00:43:48 to glorify the afterlife
00:43:51 he knew so well...
00:43:56 because he'd been there
00:44:00 This is where
00:44:02 we would be happy ever after:
00:44:05 a bed of roses, a celebration
00:44:09 and why not?
00:44:11 An eternal feast
00:44:18 What's the solution?
00:44:21 There isn't one.
00:44:24 Is suicide the solution?
00:44:27 If so,
00:44:29 I'm not interested.
00:44:33 But it's the problem which
00:44:37 Man, or what is left of him,
00:44:41 has to live
00:44:49 Some time ago
00:44:51 when I was full of
00:44:54 the Ethiopian trip...
00:44:58 I went into a chemist's
00:45:01 to get a long list of things
00:45:08 anti-inflammatory cream,
00:45:11 camphorated alcohol,
00:45:14 poultices,
00:45:15 ammonia, alkali volatile,
00:45:19 mustard powder, extract of saturn,
00:45:23 painkillers,
00:45:25 antipyrine,
00:45:26 soothing balsam,
00:45:28 sydenham laudanum,
00:45:31 tartar emetic,
00:45:33 ipécacuanha,
00:45:35 laxatives,
00:45:37 manna,
00:45:39 Epsom salts,
00:45:42 oil of ricin,
00:45:45 sodium sulphate,
00:45:47 rhubarb, styptics,
00:45:50 napthol beta,
00:45:52 bismuth (sub-nitrate),
00:45:55 anti-fever pills,
00:45:57 quinine,
00:45:59 sleeping pills,
00:46:02 chloral am,
00:46:05 antiseptics,
00:46:08 iodine, peroxide, sundries,
00:46:13 cotton wool, bandages,
00:46:17 plasters, silver hydrate,
00:46:20 alcohol, ether,
00:46:22 linseed oil, bicarbonate of soda,
00:46:24 vaseline, talc, glycerine.
00:46:28 You must have spent a fortune!
00:46:31 I spared no effort.
00:46:34 The horn of Africa is no joke,
00:46:37 I prepared the expedition
00:46:40 nothing left to chance.
00:46:46 You thought of everything,
00:46:50 It wasn't for myself.
00:46:54 It was to impress the natives.
00:46:57 I wanted to be greeted
00:47:02 in a party atmosphere.
00:47:04 "Just skin and bone,
00:47:07 "when its burnt black
00:47:12 As a sign of gratitude
00:47:17 I opened my bag...
00:47:19 distributed the medicine
00:47:22 and set about healing sores.
00:47:26 I'm trying to imagine you
00:47:28 imbued with missionary spirit
00:47:32 but God forgive me, I can only see you
00:47:37 They are supposed to be very pretty
00:47:40 Really?
00:47:43 - I didn't hear them crying.
00:47:48 Those who cry with others,
00:47:54 Make a fist
00:47:57 and grasp
00:48:00 the peniary gland tightly
00:48:03 so that the blood
00:48:06 gathers round the top.
00:48:11 When it becomes
00:48:14 red and swollen
00:48:17 hold the foreskin
00:48:21 between your thumb
00:48:23 and forefinger
00:48:26 and blow,
00:48:31 keeping it well stretched
00:48:35 and hermetically sealed,
00:48:40 at the same time spitting into it
00:48:45 quickly, till it's as full
00:48:51 Keep it well closed
00:48:55 and then let the whole thing go limp
00:49:00 What about the member of parliament?
00:49:03 He will present a protest.
00:49:06 It's a question of time.
00:49:10 Then he'll lose
00:49:12 his manly urges
00:49:16 he won't be able to control
00:49:21 "Well my dear,
00:49:26 - And should I?
00:49:28 Don't think of it.
00:49:31 You explain sweetly
00:49:34 that nobody does that in China
00:49:37 it's only done by leeches,
00:49:41 not in refined civilizations.
00:49:45 At that moment,
00:49:47 the M.P. will waver,
00:49:50 his voice tremble
00:49:52 he wants to call for his mummy
00:49:56 He has the worm at its mercy
00:50:00 on show in a public place.
00:50:04 Democracy is safe,
00:50:07 or at least
00:50:09 what's left of it in its most
00:50:15 After a lively debate,
00:50:19 and a tough battle in the commons,
00:50:23 The Chinese blow-job,
00:50:26 also known as the "blowee"
00:50:29 due to its Asiatic origin
00:50:33 and especially recommended
00:50:36 for ladies and girls
00:50:41 who are not inspired
00:50:46 Thus confirming the incentives
00:50:49 which should be facilitated
00:50:52 together with a rigorous policy
00:50:59 in the leisure and recreational
00:51:02 where this practice
00:51:05 should be taught
00:51:10 by qualified professionals
00:51:14 and stringent tests set
00:51:17 in such an intricate
00:51:23 The old whores
00:51:26 can smile at last.
00:51:37 - When will we see each other again?
00:51:42 At the moment we hesitate
00:51:47 Between ourselves,
00:51:49 and it is rather amusing,
00:51:52 the "blowee" is the super blow-job
00:51:59 but the riff-raff
00:52:03 for the rabble not even a sniff.
00:53:06 I can't get these creases out.
00:53:35 The iron is cold.
00:53:43 So now what?
00:53:46 - Wait for it to warm up.
00:53:49 Only if I take my clothes off.
00:53:56 That may not be necessary.
00:54:00 Your overall is cool,
00:54:02 and as you have to dampen
00:54:06 you can refresh
00:54:31 My armpits are the worst.
00:54:43 They are covered
00:55:02 - What are you doing?
00:55:05 - You will have your own way.
00:55:08 Nothing.
00:55:10 That's what makes it a shameful act.
00:55:25 The Ethiopian painters
00:55:27 showed Adam and Eve
00:55:31 wearing sumptuous robes.
00:55:34 After they had partaken
00:55:37 God took away all he'd given them
00:55:40 and banished them from Paradise.
00:55:44 Left naked,
00:55:47 they were reduced
00:55:50 to ignominious misery.
00:55:53 He put a bitter taste in their mouths,
00:56:02 No.
00:56:04 God was never a goodie-goodie.
00:56:07 It would have been better to have
00:56:09 eradicate the poison at it's root.
00:56:12 God is a bit naive
00:56:15 and didn't foresee
00:56:20 would make them
00:56:25 To kill them would be to sign
00:56:29 The harm was done
00:56:33 The only way out was
00:56:38 Some lemonade?
00:57:15 Come and see what I've done.
00:57:29 You gave me a fright.
00:57:31 I thought something dreadful
00:58:02 Antigone with the wind.
00:58:06 I'm fired!
00:58:09 No,
00:58:13 stop working
00:58:16 and let's have some lemonade.
00:59:26 Narcisa, Narcisa,
00:59:30 countess of shrimp.
00:59:33 Always barefoot,
00:59:36 not even clogs.
00:59:40 She was a joy to see weaving
00:59:46 one hand steadying
00:59:49 the other on her hips.
00:59:55 "Pricks for sale"
00:59:59 she cried
01:00:02 from deep in her throat.
01:00:05 Good heavens,
01:00:10 I was one.
01:00:12 And didn't anyone do
01:00:14 Because of the "pricks"?
01:00:17 Where I come from that's what they
01:00:22 The humble crustacean disappeared
01:00:26 and for some reason or other
01:00:28 the word fell into disuse.
01:00:31 So what did they call the them then?
01:00:35 "Pricks",
01:00:39 Maybe because nobody
01:00:42 Maybe.
01:00:50 Narcisa, Narcisa,
01:00:54 countess of shrimp
01:00:58 perhaps the mother prick got fed up
01:01:02 and went to lay her eggs
01:01:21 They opened the privy early.
01:01:27 I can't smell anything.
01:01:30 That's impossible
01:01:34 Can't you hear the clamour
01:01:40 If the blacks in accordance
01:01:44 deserve to die,
01:01:48 penal law considers the existence
01:01:50 of an adjacent principle
01:01:55 automatically confirms
01:01:59 the legality of punitive law.
01:02:04 It substitutes once and for all
01:02:06 the old maxim
01:02:09 which is obsolete, for the maxim
01:02:14 we are substituting once and for all
01:02:18 the concept of formal delict
01:02:21 He's black and that's it.
01:02:25 Only thus can we help
01:02:33 I don't understand the reason for
01:02:37 It's true that
01:02:40 your tub-thumping tirade
01:02:43 in the penal code of the Third Reich,
01:02:46 but even today the
01:02:51 permits its usage freely.
01:02:58 Those who play football
01:03:00 with the heads of terrorists or such.
01:03:04 Remember Nathaniel
01:03:09 We formed a formidable wing.
01:03:11 We faced the team from Congo
01:03:17 Nathaniel, no buts,
01:03:20 and scored a goal!
01:03:29 Those who force coconuts
01:03:33 so that their seed won't germinate
01:03:38 knew that their motherland
01:03:40 was being burnt in the hands of
01:03:43 Even you, Mr. Vuvu,
01:03:48 sold your ideals
01:03:52 and a plate of beans.
01:03:56 I have no pension
01:03:59 and as for beans,
01:04:03 One thing is certain.
01:04:05 Acts of barbarity always precede
01:04:20 Sit down.
01:05:38 Too late.
00:00:53 Bless you.
00:00:54 I suffer from allergies.
00:00:56 The mites are implacable
00:00:59 and the pituitary gives way at once.
00:01:05 I must get you
00:01:09 to muffle your sneezes.
00:01:31 Why so many books?
00:01:36 No way.
00:01:39 - Books are not for reading.
00:01:43 They keep me company
00:01:45 and don't give as much work as a dog.
00:01:48 If you don't count the dust.
00:01:51 Dust is everywhere,
00:01:56 Books keep the secrets
00:02:02 Go down to the working classes
00:02:05 and eat your corn flour.
00:02:20 Sprinkle some sugar on it.
00:02:33 Food of the poor.
00:02:38 Cornflour diluted with water,
00:02:42 a pinch of salt,
00:02:44 a drop of oil.
00:02:47 Ten minutes on a slow heat,
00:02:52 till it starts to boil.
00:02:54 Nothing easier,
00:02:57 even if it's not very nutritious.
00:03:03 It's good.
00:03:05 Yes, if it tells the story of poverty.
00:03:12 - A drop of milk?
00:04:12 I'm full up.
00:04:26 Don't you think I'm very old?
00:04:29 I don't even know your age.
00:04:32 Twenty-three.
00:04:35 It's some age, but don't worry
00:04:40 You are 20 and you are 3.
00:04:44 Are you satisfied with my work?
00:04:47 Satisfied? In what way?
00:04:50 Pleased with me?
00:04:53 You are polite
00:04:56 and cheerful
00:04:58 that helps a lot.
00:05:04 But I feel this is not my vocation.
00:05:08 I wasn't born to be a cleaning lady.
00:05:11 Nobody is.
00:05:14 Before slavery was abolished
00:05:17 it was enough for slaves
00:05:19 to be well-treated
00:05:24 Then, their freedom made them
00:05:29 and they became more and more unhappy.
00:05:32 Today if you want to make them happy
00:05:35 give them a slave of their own.
00:05:39 My dream is to be a film star.
00:05:43 Difficult.
00:05:45 You'll have to win the good graces
00:05:49 That's for "Kung-fu";
00:05:53 I was referring to the money-lenders
00:05:56 the incense-wavers of horror.
00:06:00 Those who've made a lot of money.
00:06:04 I only know one called God.
00:06:06 Don't know him.
00:06:10 He's a great con man.
00:06:11 With a name like that
00:06:15 But at first it was all "salaams",
00:06:17 sweet talk to take us in
00:06:20 all he wanted was to suck up to us.
00:06:23 He's not alone in that.
00:06:26 Strange as it may seem,
00:06:28 these people spend their lives
00:06:31 boot-licking, and cry for more.
00:06:34 - More on the line of cunt-licking.
00:06:39 What could I do about it?
00:06:41 Complain.
00:06:43 But I loved it. It was lovely.
00:06:47 Opinions are divided.
00:06:49 Some say it is good for you
00:06:52 and some say it isn't.
00:06:55 It makes no difference to me.
00:06:59 It's up to the individual.
00:07:02 - Haven't you ever done it?
00:07:07 I'm a respectable man.
00:07:12 I'd never stoop so low.
00:07:15 But you said you were married.
00:07:17 I was married to a virgin.
00:07:20 In 23 years,
00:07:22 in every 23 days of marriage
00:07:26 I never had animal-like relations
00:07:31 I lie.
00:07:33 I remember
00:07:35 once,
00:07:38 just once,
00:07:40 my Hortensia
00:07:46 and I begged her
00:07:50 to put a suppository up her rectum.
00:07:54 "Not there",
00:07:56 she exclaimed with a moan.
00:08:02 In the throes of my great affliction
00:08:05 I had made a mistake,
00:08:07 but my error was soon corrected
00:08:12 At the end of two days
00:08:16 Except for this slip,
00:08:20 we maintained our virginity
00:08:24 and were sublimely happy
00:08:29 until one day.
00:08:42 My Frankie has a permanent hard-on.
00:08:45 How do you manage?
00:08:47 I give him a good thrashing.
00:08:50 He doesn't get anything from me
00:08:52 Get off me, Chico, I say.
00:08:56 He becomes like a lamb right away.
00:09:03 Look here Jacinta,
00:09:06 we'd go to the green meadows
00:09:11 breathe in the scent of the flowers.
00:09:14 Oh, the flowers.
00:09:17 Gather shells on the shore
00:09:21 or play in the wavelets.
00:09:25 We'd welcome you royally
00:09:30 we'd shell peas
00:09:32 and, in love, exchange embraces.
00:09:37 Did good indiscriminately.
00:09:40 You're kidding me.
00:09:42 I don't kid people.
00:09:45 And if I did I would be a despot.
00:09:49 But you can't force people
00:09:53 What pleases some
00:09:58 I'm a real man and tolerant,
00:10:02 but nothing can shake my convictions.
00:10:05 If you've never tried it
00:10:09 I was born like baby Jesus
00:10:14 My instincts prevent me
00:10:16 from satisfying brutal
00:10:21 Right.
00:10:24 I can see you're a cold fish.
00:10:26 Right. We'll say no more.
00:10:31 God licked even when
00:10:34 The beast!
00:10:37 Besides being a pig
00:10:40 when they are at their weakest.
00:10:43 He thought that was when the clitoris
00:10:46 ready for the dances,
00:10:49 that which he described as
00:10:54 "Christ follows Dionysus,
00:10:57 "Phallic and ambrosial
00:11:02 I'm pleased to see
00:11:06 These ancient cults are
00:11:10 However, the poet who wrote this verse
00:11:14 must be around somewhere.
00:11:16 Submerged in dust,
00:11:18 submerged in tears.
00:11:23 After the cunt-licking
00:11:27 Hour after hour,
00:11:29 spouting poetry
00:11:33 What a bore!
00:11:35 But worst of all was when he
00:11:38 pompous and opinionated.
00:11:41 "All they do is roll their eyes
00:11:43 "Thinking they beautiful.
00:11:46 "That's one reason why the cinema
00:11:50 We start with a sulk
00:11:53 we lost it completely.
00:11:56 That resulted in fury.
00:11:59 He lost his temper,
00:12:03 his eyes became bloodshot.
00:12:05 He lost his head and told us off
00:12:10 "You'll never have the class of Garbo
00:12:16 An uninspiring little tyrant,
00:12:20 Not a "sou".
00:12:22 I was to play the part of
00:12:25 What! You play that part!
00:12:28 He said the part was made for me,
00:12:31 because of my name.
00:12:34 "In Freixo de Espada à Cinta,
00:12:37 "His mother Jacinta
00:12:41 But Camões wasn't born
00:12:44 That was Junqueiro.
00:12:46 I don't give a shit
00:12:49 he raved.
00:12:51 What counts in this film
00:12:54 but where he did business.
00:12:57 And has this rubbish been shown?
00:13:01 It was never made.
00:13:03 that the cunt-licker had escaped
00:13:06 And had this mania for either making
00:13:10 Sometimes, I've been told,
00:13:14 The two are not incompatible,
00:13:16 but it seems he was neither,
00:13:19 which makes it incompatible with both.
00:13:23 What you got out of!
00:13:26 It's an incredible story,
00:13:29 the sort one tells
00:13:33 Look, Jacinta,
00:13:36 I don't know a thing about cinema
00:13:39 but, with due modesty,
00:13:42 perhaps we could dance
00:13:45 a "zarzuela".
00:13:48 I'd love to try.
00:13:51 So you shall and without
00:13:55 we shall begin a concerted "habanera".
00:13:59 I'm in heaven.
00:14:02 Let yourself float.
00:15:27 At this point
00:15:29 mad with jealousy;
00:15:34 to prevent Susana
00:15:37 from going to bed
00:15:39 with the old lecher, Dom Hilarión.
00:15:43 He stands in front of them
00:15:46 grabs her round the waist
00:15:50 but is repelled.
00:15:58 You'll have to repel me more roughly
00:16:02 so that I fall back on the ottoman.
00:16:06 Don't forget Susana is a bad lot,
00:16:11 her pride is hurt
00:16:15 Don't be afraid of hurting me.
00:16:18 My nose is as hard as a ship's prow
00:16:22 and I'm used to
00:16:24 "sailing uncharted waters".
00:16:56 Now foam at the mouth
00:17:00 Jump on top of me
00:17:03 with your backside straddling my face
00:17:06 and manacle my wrists.
00:17:09 I don't offer resistance.
00:17:18 I say:
00:17:20 "Susana of my heart,
00:17:26 "pity me and forgive me
00:17:31 What do I do?
00:17:33 You don't forgive me.
00:17:36 You are thirsty for revenge.
00:17:39 You want the bastard to eat dirt,
00:17:43 you have a murderous
00:17:45 gleam in your eye.
00:17:49 You laugh a diabolical laugh
00:17:53 and fart right in his face.
00:17:56 Is that part of the Zarzuela?
00:17:58 No, but this is now burlesque.
00:18:03 I don't know if I can do it, I'm shy.
00:18:06 Don't be.
00:18:09 You're doing well.
00:18:11 Full of tragic feeling.
00:18:22 Divine!
00:18:25 - The cornflour should get the credit.
00:18:30 you have talent,
00:18:33 you're a natural.
00:18:36 - I just want a little more music.
00:18:42 A noisier fart will do.
00:18:45 One of those long reverberating ones
00:18:49 Just to get a bit of festive spirit.
00:18:59 Sublime!
00:19:01 And perfumed,
00:19:03 quite fragrant too.
00:19:07 As this is theatre,
00:19:09 I'm going to pretend it was a stinker,
00:19:13 hold my nose and say,
00:19:17 what a pong!
00:19:22 The bombardment continues.
00:19:24 Your revenge is implacable,
00:19:27 the air is thick.
00:19:31 Oh, wicked woman,
00:19:35 have you slain me
00:19:39 So goes the world,
00:19:42 I say "Rosebud,
00:19:46 "and breathe, my last".
00:19:51 I don't understand. What do you say?
00:19:59 Rosebud.
00:20:05 Little rosebud, Jacinta.
00:20:08 Rosebud.
00:25:39 Highborn Jorgey.
00:25:42 He was fat as a badger,
00:25:45 and had a fine constitution.
00:25:49 He drank pints of milk
00:25:52 from the local cows.
00:25:55 He was polite and correct
00:25:58 in the traditional style.
00:26:01 From that lovely mouth
00:26:04 came only sweet words.
00:26:07 Before he could walk,
00:26:10 one could see he was gifted.
00:26:13 He knew his catechism
00:26:15 from cover to cover.
00:26:19 He didn't need to work hard
00:26:22 to get into University.
00:26:25 Everyone agreed,
00:26:27 unanimously,
00:26:30 that Jorge was without doubt,
00:26:33 a genius.
00:26:36 He was such a sensible boy.
00:26:39 He had only one weakness.
00:26:42 He spat out little snails
00:26:45 and crushed them on the ground.
00:26:47 His parent were delighted
00:26:50 with their promising offspring.
00:26:53 Jorge didn't read at all
00:26:57 As soon as the eldest daughter
00:27:04 She was a lovely girl
00:27:07 and kept her hymen
00:27:10 very carefully guarded.
00:27:13 All the girls fell under the spell
00:27:16 of this God-given gem.
00:27:21 Marriage was discussed
00:27:25 for the day of "Kippour",
00:27:27 the day of forgiveness.
00:27:30 But the bride's father, a money-leader
00:27:35 When on his sixtieth anniversary
00:27:38 he got an idea
00:27:40 and he spied on the youngsters
00:27:45 before the holy alliance.
00:27:48 The conduct of the newly-weds
00:27:53 until the curate
00:27:56 spilt the beans.
00:27:59 God only knows how on earth
00:28:02 the mishap occurred.
00:28:05 It's the work of the devil,
00:28:08 that turns a wise man into an idiot.
00:28:12 Jorge was caught
00:28:15 red-handed in the Mass
00:28:18 fornicating with a judge.
00:28:22 Right under the nose of a irate God,
00:28:27 the faithful threw themselves,
00:28:31 towards the magistrate's buttocks.
00:28:34 Which the sacristan was sprinkling
00:28:37 with an aspergillum.
00:28:41 At last the whole shameful truth
00:28:45 All was revealed.
00:28:48 The poison of perversion
00:28:51 had been injected into Jorge,
00:28:53 by a rich fascist who was
00:28:56 noble when waltzing
00:28:59 low when his prick was in his hand.
00:29:02 The arrogant misshapen monster
00:29:05 politician of "anything goes"
00:29:07 the censor of depravation
00:29:10 realized that jollification,
00:29:14 was a lucrative business
00:29:16 with unlimited opportunities.
00:29:19 He didn't strain his brain calls
00:29:23 and got right to the point.
00:29:26 I have the world in my grasp,
00:29:29 a goldmine in my hand.
00:29:32 Take a bit here, add a bit there,
00:29:36 with elegance and sophistication.
00:29:39 The ogre thought things over
00:29:42 and rolled on the floor with glee.
00:29:45 He who has everything in his hand
00:29:49 To have a good time
00:29:52 it's enough to open a low dive
00:29:56 nor do we need a dictatorship to cause
00:30:00 There is no better sinecure
00:30:06 to see, live,
00:30:08 a manicurist eating a peacock.
00:30:13 Faced with Salazar
00:30:18 fled down a sewer,
00:30:21 and snivelled.
00:30:24 Now he has everything,
00:30:26 he's on top as they say
00:30:29 and can be seen,
00:30:32 among the local highlife.
00:30:34 The moron is proud of himself.
00:30:37 Oh, moron go on, dream!
00:30:40 The unpleasant itch
00:30:44 a light passing cloud,
00:30:47 the work of parasites,
00:30:50 Crabs, nits, lice?
00:30:54 There is an instant cure
00:30:57 I've found the solution in a trice
00:31:01 to eliminate these pesky lice.
00:31:05 Nor do they stand a chance
00:31:09 in this era of globalisation.
00:31:12 True, but the "Crabbies",
00:31:15 because they are crabbies,
00:31:17 are always with us,
00:31:19 have plenty of reason.
00:31:24 It seems we won't get rid of them
00:31:27 with demagogues.
00:31:30 The "crabbies" are fed up
00:31:33 with hollow democracy.
00:31:38 Just because they are crabby
00:31:41 they want to stop being crabby
00:31:43 but they can only stop bothering us
00:31:52 If on prime time
00:31:54 my lyre wanders
00:31:57 what do I care if pity
00:32:00 doesn't pity those to whom
00:32:03 I didn't turn my back on perversion.
00:32:08 Fate doesn't want
00:32:11 the beam of redeeming light
00:32:14 to guide the psychopath
00:32:16 along the paths of love.
00:32:19 Oh, sad "desdechado"!
00:32:22 You need the winged protection
00:32:27 with lance carried high
00:32:29 delivers us from evil.
00:32:33 Jorge wouldn't listen.
00:32:35 Instead of calling a halt
00:32:38 he went along with it.
00:32:41 The bride, the beautiful Jewess,
00:32:44 was the innocent victim of the story.
00:32:48 She fell ill with jaundice
00:32:51 and saw everything in tones of yellow.
00:32:54 She was tended with care
00:32:57 and without alerting the police
00:32:59 a tragedy was avoided
00:33:02 and the nightmare ended.
00:33:05 The cretin followed the path of vice
00:33:08 undermined by social canker
00:33:12 from there on, on the path of crime,
00:33:14 just one step was enough.
00:33:17 The bank was robbed
00:33:20 and terror spread.
00:33:24 I'm almost at the end
00:33:27 of this infernal ballad.
00:33:29 Oh, Barbara, I'm sorry
00:33:32 for this rigmarole of complaints,
00:33:36 this long-suffered confession
00:33:41 I've subjected you to.
00:34:12 And having done their duty
00:34:17 at the hands of a vile layabout
00:34:19 some might say,
00:34:21 good policemen were blown away
00:34:25 riddled with bullets.
00:34:36 What can I say?
00:34:42 Tears wash the soul,
00:34:45 purify the conscience.
00:34:48 I really liked it.
00:34:51 It has feeling.
00:34:53 Good.
00:34:56 Nothing equals the pain of a father
00:34:59 except mother love.
00:35:03 There's just something I don't
00:35:06 Spit it out.
00:35:07 It was when you called
00:35:11 - Did I say that?
00:35:15 If you say so, then I did.
00:35:21 I belong to the forces of order
00:35:24 like the private sector, to work for
00:35:28 but to treat all equally.
00:35:32 Talking of sallies,
00:35:35 we hear a piece of nonsense,
00:35:40 and suddenly, there it is,
00:35:45 spoiling everything.
00:35:49 Now he's going to sulk.
00:35:53 I'm disgusted.
00:35:56 Poetry is not an act of savagery.
00:36:00 It's no use crying over spilt milk.
00:36:05 Portuguese is a tricky language,
00:36:08 we have to be patient.
00:36:11 And without seeming to care,
00:36:14 wait for the muse to come
00:36:17 and eat from our hand.
00:36:21 What a lot of trouble I've stirred up!
00:36:24 Not at all.
00:36:27 It would be a free for all
00:36:30 if everyone said
00:36:32 the first thing
00:36:35 It would be anarchy,
00:36:39 every man for himself.
00:36:42 Without meaning to,
00:36:44 his inspiration.
00:36:48 God gives,
00:36:50 God takes away,
00:36:53 but he spread some magic dust,
00:36:56 waved his magic wand
00:36:59 and he broke the spell.
00:37:09 A bit more magic dust
00:37:12 and it's done.
00:37:15 Tell the robber-state to go to hell
00:37:19 and sing the praises
00:37:23 It doesn't rhyme,
00:37:25 but so what.
00:37:28 Won't the remedy be worse
00:37:51 - Child of my heart!
00:38:01 - The prodigal son returns.
00:38:04 The human beast!
00:39:04 Don't fret, my children.
00:39:07 Let me mediate the discord
00:39:11 with the wisdom of Solomon.
00:39:15 Miss Barbara was kind enough
00:39:19 which warmed the cockles of my heart.
00:39:23 Jorge paid his dues to society.
00:39:28 He learned that crime doesn't pay.
00:39:33 I'm sure he won't repeat
00:39:40 Cast out the rancour in your hearts
00:39:44 if you wish to see your old dad
00:39:48 She tortured me with refinement.
00:39:53 To be tortured by Miss Barbara
00:39:57 is the dream of every greenhorn.
00:40:00 In the lower regions?
00:40:05 That is one of life's ironies.
00:40:08 Poofters don't enjoy it.
00:40:12 What has this got to do with me?
00:40:16 Everyone says it's current practice
00:40:20 like it or not.
00:40:25 I'm gob-smacked!
00:40:28 You beat up two of her colleagues.
00:40:32 It was in self-defence.
00:40:35 They shot to kill
00:40:37 and hit a child who was playing
00:40:42 Playing in the street is dangerous.
00:40:46 They could have been run over.
00:40:49 - It was an accident.
00:40:55 If they couldn't shoot straight
00:40:59 You bloody murderer!
00:41:03 Your mother used to call me
00:41:08 Psychopath!
00:41:12 Jorge is a fine shot.
00:41:17 It must be his Calvinistic
00:41:22 It's just a shame he chose
00:41:25 I received an ovation!
00:41:27 That's only natural.
00:41:29 Two policemen lying dead
00:41:32 doesn't happen every day.
00:41:36 I'm leaving before I lay hands on him.
00:41:40 Like father, like son, and I was
00:41:45 I'm still not fully in control
00:42:04 You are puzzled, Barbara.
00:42:10 We are good honest folk:
00:42:12 brave and frank.
00:42:15 Everyone has their troubles.
00:42:19 I'm sure we'll meet again, Mr Vuvu.
00:42:23 I hope so.
00:42:26 You must know
00:42:28 children always cause grief
00:42:53 - Did you see a woman-policeman pass?
00:42:56 - Which way did she go?
00:42:58 Up?
00:43:13 What was that story about queers?
00:43:16 Has no-one ever told you a tall story?
00:43:29 You can't catch flies with vinegar.
00:43:35 I'm rather more inclined to sprees
00:43:37 than great deeds.
00:43:40 You can keep both.
00:43:45 For someone who hasn't had it off
00:43:48 it might do you good to have a fuck.
00:43:53 I'm not interested.
00:43:56 Nobody is forcing you.
00:43:58 If you don't want it,
00:44:02 It was all I could get at the time.
00:44:06 The good ones were all busy
00:44:09 and these didn't come cheap.
00:44:11 You always did throw your money about.
00:44:15 The policewoman was free.
00:44:18 She is enough for two
00:44:21 truncheon thrown in.
00:44:25 I recall a French song I used to sing
00:44:31 The belly-button of a cop's wife
00:44:34 is certainly not a pretty sight...
00:44:36 From an aesthetic point of view,
00:44:40 you can't put her on pedestal
00:44:43 But this one isn't the wife
00:44:46 She is a real Valkyrie
00:44:51 She's abusing her authority,
00:44:54 practising cruelties,
00:44:56 of course I can't approve.
00:44:59 I've always condemned
00:45:02 You should have known
00:45:05 who with the palm of her hand
00:45:08 gave me a ju-jitsu blow to the liver
00:45:12 that made me go green.
00:45:14 - What had you done?
00:45:18 I was as drunk as a skunk
00:45:21 and only said I'd never seen such
00:45:26 She really was a hag.
00:45:30 Barbara is different.
00:45:33 Have you ever thought
00:45:36 what a nightmare it is for a girl
00:45:41 to fall among a crowd of cops?
00:45:45 So as not to be segregated
00:45:49 and fight for female equality,
00:45:54 there's only one way out:
00:45:57 go along with them,
00:46:00 be a super-cop.
00:46:05 It is said, once a policeman,
00:46:08 That is a quote from a gangster film
00:46:13 'A cop is always a cop'.
00:46:17 So what?
00:46:19 You know a lot.
00:46:22 The slammer
00:46:25 is a good school.
00:46:27 But now we are on the subject,
00:46:30 you're not leaving here
00:46:37 Never...
00:47:13 Tell me.
00:47:16 When you go with a punter
00:47:19 No. In fact I'm very gentle.
00:47:24 We'll have to get you
00:47:28 I've heard you can get some made in
00:47:31 you can dance a tango.
00:47:33 They may not be as good as
00:47:36 but you can lead a normal life.
00:47:39 The problem is money.
00:47:42 Have a word with Jorge.
00:47:46 We don't need the cripple
00:47:49 There are plenty of generous gents.
00:47:54 Just curiosity:
00:47:56 How can you be sure
00:47:59 you are giving full satisfaction?
00:48:34 You can work up to high speeds.
00:48:38 Don't you get dizzy?
00:48:39 Sometimes, but it soon passes off
00:48:44 That's how you turn deficiency
00:48:49 There's nothing like the laws of
00:49:35 We have got rid of tarantulas
00:49:39 but my head is still full
00:49:43 Anyway, no-one is born Portuguese.
00:49:47 One becomes Portuguese.
00:49:49 It's atavism. Pure atavism!
00:49:55 For someone just out of hell,
00:50:05 Prisons are dreadful.
00:50:09 With the proliferation of petty crime
00:50:12 the teachings of the masters are dead.
00:50:16 Today you can go to prison for nothing
00:50:21 The cells, where in the olden days
00:50:26 are now full of a mob of rats
00:50:31 Crime no longer pays.
00:50:35 I learned one thing
00:50:37 I want to be honest,
00:50:42 Nor would I allow you to stray.
00:50:46 The wounds remain.
00:50:49 There are always dogs who bark,
00:50:52 but life must go on.
00:50:55 Making a world tour
00:50:58 we make a tour of life
00:51:01 the scars become invisible
00:51:05 with time.
00:51:09 If Dostoevsky had been director
00:51:14 it may have been a great loss
00:51:17 but he would have had a good laugh.
00:51:22 Anyway,
00:51:24 you have your future before you
00:51:27 just as I have my past
00:51:30 Don't worry.
00:51:32 While I'm alive you will want
00:51:35 There are comfortable homes where
00:51:39 playing dominos and backgammon.
00:51:41 Can you imagine me living off
00:51:46 Putting up with decrepit old men
00:51:50 Should I snigger or laugh out loud?
00:51:55 There are people who die
00:51:59 I know.
00:52:01 That's not in my plans.
00:52:05 I'm sure you mean well,
00:52:09 but just where do you get
00:52:12 these Christian ideas?
00:52:17 I'm serious. You refuse to listen.
00:52:21 Really? So much the better.
00:52:25 I'm trembling like a leaf
00:52:29 Meanwhile
00:52:32 perhaps you could hang yourself
00:52:37 However, I'll give you some
00:52:40 Run from society
00:52:43 like the devil from the cross.
00:52:46 The only society you should cultivate
00:52:50 All you think of is money.
00:52:54 You're quite wrong.
00:52:57 I've never wished to live
00:53:01 I know you can live on a small stipend
00:53:03 those fibs about urban guerilla
00:53:08 I've given that up.
00:53:12 Now I'm involved with financing
00:53:17 here and there
00:53:20 so as to mine things from the inside.
00:53:23 Against all fires,
00:53:27 my fire.
00:53:30 Bullshit!
00:53:31 You are the most conservative
00:53:35 When your contradictions are exposed
00:53:39 but I must admit you fooled them all
00:53:41 and so well you even fooled yourself.
00:53:46 'Voici le temps des assassins'.
00:53:49 - I'm amazed.
00:53:53 In your own way you are an artist.
00:53:56 You take human beings and transform
00:53:59 You despise everything around you
00:54:03 Money is essential to satisfy
00:54:12 "Vanity, vanity all the way."
00:54:16 - Have you quite finished?
00:54:20 To be frank I must confess I'm broke.
00:54:23 I donated my stolen loot
00:54:27 That's the honest truth.
00:54:30 Honest truth?
00:54:33 Margaritas ante porcus.
00:54:36 Can I believe my ears?
00:54:39 Have I generated a cretin?
00:54:42 You idiot!
00:54:44 Can't you see
00:54:48 That crowd have coddled
00:54:51 I think we'd better get some sleep.
00:54:58 I'd like to visit the Oceanarium,
00:55:06 So many fishes, Jorge!
00:55:25 Father!
00:55:27 Go and call someone else "father".
00:56:03 The ad was clear.
00:56:06 - Cleaning lady required.
00:56:12 My name is Urraka.
00:56:14 Really! I thought you were
00:56:19 That's what you thought!
00:56:22 Where do we begin?
00:56:58 Does hair cover your body
00:57:02 like an orang-utan?
00:57:07 Only on the face and the lower belly.
00:57:10 The rest is smooth as a baby's bottom.
00:57:14 These are regional differences,
00:57:17 probably due to a hormone imbalance.
00:57:23 I was forgetting
00:57:25 I have underarm hair too.
00:57:33 If the lice population covered
00:57:37 it could block the sweat glands
00:57:41 and cause difficulty in adapting to
00:57:45 that not being the case,
00:57:47 new depilatory methods
00:57:51 eliminate uncontrolled outbreaks
00:57:56 without eliminating recourse
00:57:59 to the old pair of scissors
00:58:03 and open razors.
00:58:05 I didn't know.
00:58:07 Information about prophylactic
00:58:11 is non-existent, as usual.
00:58:47 Now, lets take a trip into the
00:58:55 Take off your trousers.
00:59:34 Look, Mr. João,
00:59:37 I'm a Sapphic.
00:59:40 I only like women.
00:59:42 Me too,
00:59:45 I'm a seraphic.
00:59:47 It must be due to my
00:59:53 My buttocks are white as snow.
00:59:57 The legs are smooth
01:00:00 and well-turned.
01:00:04 Can it be fixed?
01:00:08 Let me think.
01:00:38 Covering the backside is OK
01:00:43 with a border of pearls
01:00:48 But it is expensive
01:00:53 I would suggest
01:00:57 something lighter,
01:01:00 An overall
01:01:05 or a mini-skirt.
01:01:10 What about the pigtail?
01:01:22 I don't know what to tell you.
01:01:25 That's the crux of it.
01:01:33 When I was a baby
01:01:36 my daddy laid me in my cradle
01:01:41 and caressed it softly, softly
01:01:45 till I slept.
01:01:49 Street urchins
01:01:51 pulled it like a cat's tail
01:01:56 or teased me:
01:01:58 "Urraka has a tail
01:02:01 "hanging from her bum.
01:02:03 "In the bum, she gets it.
01:02:06 "The shit of Beelzebub!"
01:02:08 I threw myself on them
01:02:11 and scratched them with rage.
01:02:15 "Don't cut the hair my father combed".
01:02:39 If you weren't a dyke,
01:02:43 I'd make you a lovely plait.
01:02:47 I'd turn it up
01:02:50 and thread it into your cunt.
01:03:01 Seeing you are
01:03:04 I believe that would be an impediment
01:03:11 A bandeau?
01:03:14 I wouldn't say no
01:03:17 but if I were you I would not touch
01:03:28 Memories of childhood
01:03:32 are sacred.
01:03:55 What should I do with all this hair?
01:03:59 Throw it away?
01:04:02 No way.
01:04:07 It would do to stuff a pillow
01:04:10 and you could die hugging it.
01:04:30 Imagine!
01:04:33 I had a cleaning lady
01:04:36 called Adriana
01:04:38 and she was nothing more or less
01:11:54 You won't make a living here.
01:12:50 Do you know "the King of the Alamos"?
01:12:52 No. I don't know that one.
01:12:54 When he was your age nor did Schubert.
01:12:59 - How old are you?
01:13:03 Maybe you will, maybe you won't.
01:13:08 For my part you will.
01:15:58 I don't know what this is. Hold on.
01:16:01 There's a lot of blood.
01:16:03 Aspirator.
01:16:06 - Pulse and blood pressure OK?
01:16:09 - I don't know what this is.
01:16:15 The longest forceps won't reach it.
01:16:19 It's huge.
01:16:23 We'll have to open up the sphincter.
01:16:30 Be careful of the blade. Scissors.
01:16:35 Keep well back.
01:16:38 Can you see anything?
01:16:40 Nothing can be seen. Forceps.
01:16:51 The patient's blood pressure
01:16:53 More blood.
01:16:57 Hold this end.
01:17:01 I can't see a thing. It's very large.
01:17:04 Pull.
01:17:07 Aspirator.
01:17:13 Something is here. It's big.
01:17:17 Pull hard.
01:17:22 It's stuck. Push here. That's right.
01:17:27 Forceps.
01:17:41 The guards and officers
01:17:44 threw the bodies, out into the street,
01:17:47 entered the temple of Baal,
01:17:51 seized the statue and broke it.
01:17:56 They overturned the stele of Baal
01:18:00 reducing it to the rubble
01:18:33 An Afghan is being interviewed
01:18:38 by a CNN journalist.
01:18:40 Journalist:
01:18:42 "What will you do when
01:18:46 Afghan: "We'll give thanks to Allah
01:18:49 "for sending us the sons of uncle Sam
01:18:53 "so good to eat!"
01:18:56 Journalist:
01:19:00 Afghan: "Maybe,
01:19:01 "but Allah didn't realize
01:19:54 Said one Afghan to his wife:
01:19:57 "What will happen to you
01:20:00 Wife: "Don't worry,
01:20:03 "I'll go to work in MacMamouds."
01:24:19 Lie back, I'm going to give you
01:24:23 It will calm you down.
01:24:39 Right.
01:25:12 Now you can sleep.
01:25:16 Put your leg in.
01:25:29 Can I put the light out?
01:25:39 Mr. Vuvu,
01:25:41 we're going to have to wait
01:25:44 before we can assess your condition.
01:25:49 At present the prognostic is reserved.
01:25:53 The anus, tolerates
01:25:56 bananas, custard apples, kiwis
01:25:59 and vegetables
01:26:03 eggplants, cucumbers, endives
01:26:06 and radishes
01:26:10 but never, under any circumstances
01:26:14 a penis
01:26:16 of the size that was introduced.
01:26:22 "Pas de plaisir sans penis".
01:26:26 Good evening.
01:26:44 Is it good?
01:27:30 Good?
01:27:33 You have to eat to get better.
01:27:46 He eats it all up.
01:27:49 Leaves nothing.
01:28:01 Do you want a drop of water?
01:28:11 Drink it slowly, don't choke.
01:28:53 Oh, Emilia,
01:28:55 can you find me a scrap of chicken
01:28:59 - There isn't any, is there?
01:29:03 I can't find any.
01:29:33 A drop more?
01:29:59 Do you want to stop for a bit?
01:30:09 You know the doctor hasn't given you
01:30:13 You're not in a fit state.
01:30:20 I paid my bill,
01:30:22 which I consider exorbitant
01:30:27 and assume full responsibility.
01:30:29 I don't owe anything to anyone.
01:30:31 But do you realize what you're doing?
01:30:35 I've never been more lucid in my life.
01:30:37 It's a lovely day
01:30:43 I'd rather die in the open air.
01:30:46 I can't bear the smell
01:30:49 Have you got anyone
01:30:53 I have no family
01:30:56 and, once and for all
01:31:00 I'm nobody's friend.
01:31:02 What a sad life!
01:31:04 It's an asshole of a life.
01:31:09 Look, Emília,
01:31:12 I've enjoyed meeting you,
01:31:14 but I'd enjoy it even more
01:31:19 to bless you with a fuck before I go.
01:31:22 Do you feel up to it?
01:31:24 I wouldn't be the first patient
01:33:12 - Good morning, Mr. João.
01:33:16 Where are you, I can't see you.
01:33:18 I'm sitting in a tree over your head.
01:33:21 Doing what?
01:33:23 It's forbidden to climb trees.
01:33:27 I've been picking berries
01:33:31 They're out of season.
01:33:36 I'm Daphne.
01:33:38 I don't know you.
01:33:39 I know you. I see you every day
01:33:46 I hadn't noticed.
01:33:49 I live on the corner
01:33:53 Strange way to flirt.
01:33:56 You must be fresh.
01:34:00 I'm married. An ordinary marriage
01:34:03 and I have a daughter, Veronica.
01:34:06 Why didn't you bring her?
01:34:11 She's too small and I didn't want you
01:34:14 I came alone, for no special reason.
01:34:16 One hand full of nothing,
01:34:20 I'd like to join you,
01:34:22 but with my arse in this state
01:34:25 let alone climb a tree.
01:34:28 Why don't you come down
01:34:33 I can only give you my shadow.
01:34:44 "When you meet your sweetheart,
01:40:09 Translation
01:40:12 Subtitling