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Valentine s Day
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Hey there, all you sleepy Angelenos. |
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It's your buddy, Romeo Midnight. |
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I'm the voice you normally |
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But today is special, Los Angeles. |
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It's my favorite day of the year. |
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Today is Valentine's Day. |
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And that's why I'll be here |
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playing the songs you love... |
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and the songs you love |
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Hi. |
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Okay. |
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When I was a kid, most of the advice |
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There's one thing that he said |
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He said, "If you ever are with a girl... |
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that's too good for you... |
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marry her." |
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So... |
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-Really? |
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Happy Valentine's Day. |
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She said yes! |
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Julia, call me as soon as you get this. |
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-She said yes. |
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-What? |
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-You thought she'd say no. |
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always preparing for the worst. |
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-Forget it. She said yes. This is good news. |
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I don't even have to play it cool today. |
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I can be a sappy cheeseball all day... |
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mooning about love to total strangers, |
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Because it's Valentine's Day? |
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And everyone is romantic |
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Get your head out of your ass |
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you freaking moron. |
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Good morning, Los Angeles. |
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I'm Sherry Donaldson |
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-And now let's check the weather. |
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Sun shines on late morning, |
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Highs in the upper valleys in the 60s, |
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until mid-morning, |
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Susan, what the hell is this? |
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The boss thinks |
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And we're clear. |
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Not talking about Pippi Longstocking, |
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I'm a sports journalist, |
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You're my number 2 sports journalist, |
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that on slow sports days, |
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The station wants more fluff. |
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Look, I'll do some follow-up stories, |
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bring it back to you? |
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There's only one story today, Kelvin. |
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It's not complicated. |
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"Tell me, John Q, Jane Q, |
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what does Valentine's Day mean to you?" |
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It gives me acid reflux. |
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We spend a lot of money. Nobody cares. |
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We don't take the day off. |
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And we're coming back |
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Listen, I'm a player... |
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but I shut down my player-ness... |
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from New Year's to Saint Paddy's Day |
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I need happy, I need romantic, |
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and I need it from you. |
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You need Jesus. |
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Go. Go away now. |
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Sunflowers! Beautiful! |
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Good morning! |
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-Hello, good morning. |
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I need my lucky bamboo. |
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-Do you hav-- I actually need the whole lot. |
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-Want my Gerbera daisies too? |
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Alphonso's gonna |
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-Mr. Reed, why are you always happy? |
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-Reed? |
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-Reed. |
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-How are you? |
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-What's going on? |
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-Interviewer over there. |
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Nice! Listen, I need to talk to you. |
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Morley said yes. |
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She said yes? |
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What is with everybody? |
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It's great news. |
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Listen, I need to get her something, |
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Not roses, something out of the ordinary, |
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-What is it? |
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Do not open until perfect moment. |
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Ready for the interview. |
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Kelvin Moore here, KVLA Channel 13... |
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right here at the downtown |
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that's P-H-A-M, not with an F. |
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Mr. Pham, how many red roses do you sell |
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The Captain and Tennille |
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What's that you said? |
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The Captain and Tennille were married |
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110 million red roses are sold |
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-60% are produced in California. |
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I'm a florist. |
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I own Siena Bouquet, 2173 Rosewood. |
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-And what's your name, sir? |
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-Hi. How are you? Sports guy. Sports. |
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-Okay, from Santa Montica-- |
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-Santa-- What is it? Siena Bouquet. |
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In the Val-- Off of Ventura. |
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Well, you do have a flaw after all. |
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-Yeah? What's that? |
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I thought women liked doctors. |
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We do like lab coats, but the flying |
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I'm only going to San Francisco |
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Couldn't somebody else do it, |
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No, I'm the best. |
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If it's any consolation, |
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you can hold mine. |
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Thank you. |
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Hey, what are you doing? No. |
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I can't believe you're leaving me |
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-You said you had something to do. |
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I do have something to do. |
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-You know my friend Kara? |
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Neurotic, hot mess. |
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She throws this annual |
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-It's a bit of a downer, actually. |
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Nothing, if you're a handsome, |
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But for the rest of us single women, |
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It's the universe saying, |
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and you had cystic acne and braces... |
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and you played the saxophone |
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and no one would invite you |
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Well, nothing's changed." |
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I would crawl over cut glass |
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And then I would prescribe Retin-A |
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That's why you're my valentine. |
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So we have a professional here. |
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I'm sure you've heard a lot of stories |
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Do you still believe in love? |
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Hell, yes. Love is the only shocking act |
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Well, if he said it, folks, |
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What is it? |
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You're up. |
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-Did you get my good side? |
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Last night... |
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Was...? |
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-Amazing. |
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-Well, I used to be a gymnast. |
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Yeah, I didn't hurt you, right? |
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-You're so cute. |
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- not a photographer. |
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That's how last night happened. |
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-Anyway, I could not write that photo. |
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Is my nose kind of--? |
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I think that's L.A. talking. |
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My God. Is that the time? |
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What? What? No, it's 3 minutes fast. |
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-I have to go. I just-- |
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Yeah, I'm sorry. I just-- |
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What? Right. |
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-3 minutes? Why not 5 minutes ahead? |
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But, yeah, you know what? Stay. |
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Hang out for a little bit. |
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-I knew it. I knew it. |
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-What? |
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No, I think it's, like, a little more retro. |
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Thank you so much for last night. |
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And there is fresh coffee for you |
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-I think I'm out of coffee. |
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I borrowed some from your neighbor. |
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you had female company, |
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Don't worry, I set her straight. |
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Bye. |
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Hi. |
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I was thinking about you |
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I'm sorry I didn't answer |
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It's not my fault. |
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I was thinking about |
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and I just couldn't wait. |
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Baby. You know just |
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Well, it's Valentine's Day, sugar. |
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How about something special? |
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My roommate just got home. |
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If he says yes, |
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I think that's a very good idea. |
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Edgar, we said we were not gonna |
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I know, I lied. |
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So did I. |
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Today's the day I make most of my dough. |
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I even delivered a breakup-gram today. |
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Folks, from the chubby messenger |
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that Valentine's Day is about love. |
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It's about romance. |
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-Found the glue, Grandma. |
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This is really a hard day for him... |
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because they used to make |
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Well, maybe we should've offered |
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I did. |
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But he said it was only fun |
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So, Edison... |
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-what are we doing for breakfast today? |
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Who said that? So you can't eat? |
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What's the matter? |
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Yeah. Lovesick. |
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Julia, it's Reed. |
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Call me back, please. |
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Boy. |
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-Hi. |
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So my boyfriend texted me this morning. |
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And he was like, |
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And-- But, you know, |
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and my boyfriend's |
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Right. |
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-But there's this giant white bear. |
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-On the ground. The floor. |
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-Yeah. Isn't that the sweetest thing ever? |
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Do you live here? In this building? |
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-Because I live here. |
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All right, well, |
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Gonna take my bear with me. |
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-I hope you get a lot of valentines today. |
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Hello, everyone. |
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On behalf of myself and the flight deck... |
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we wanted to wish everyone |
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Hope you had an opportunity |
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But according to my digital readout here, |
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before we reach our final destination |
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where the weather is expected to be warm |
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-Hello. |
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-Hey, is Reed here, or is he on a run? |
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-Okay. Hey, guys. |
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-How was last night, brutal? |
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-Have you been up all night? |
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-Everybody's here today. |
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-There's your mother. |
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-Hey, Nikki. |
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These are yellow. Where's Reed? |
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Your pal's in the café. |
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Yeah. I think he might be having |
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Hello, Siena Bouquet. |
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-Hey. Reed. |
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We need the morning glories. |
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-Hey, I got your message. You okay? |
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-What happened? |
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-You sounded like maybe she said-- |
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-She said yes. |
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Why doesn't anybody have confidence? |
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-She said yes? |
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My goodness. Okay. I didn't-- |
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I didn't get it, but congratulations! |
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Call me Mr. Engaged. |
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You're getting married. |
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Hi, I ordered some tulips. |
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Yes. You can't put the baby on the counter, |
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-But I can't get my money out. |
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-Here, let me hold her. |
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-You should know we're Jewish. |
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-Thank you. |
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He's the first decent guy |
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It's going that well. |
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I am so sick of dating. |
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When do I get to meet |
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-I think soon. |
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No. He has to go to San Francisco, |
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You know what you should do? |
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You should fly up and surprise him. |
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-You think so? |
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-No. |
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I don't know where he's staying-- |
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You make a call, you find out. |
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-God, you really think I should go? |
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Come on, it's Valentine's Day. |
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Go. |
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-Get out of here. |
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-Hello there. |
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Hey, honey. |
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I'll call you when I land, okay? |
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Okay, I get it. Okay, have a safe flight. |
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Thanks. Bye-bye. |
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Hello. Good morning. I'm home. |
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-Hi, Daddy. |
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Hi, sweetie. |
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-Did you fix all the broken hearts? |
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-I did. |
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Happy Valentine's Day to you. |
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-Surgery went late. I stayed at the condo. |
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Doesn't Daddy juggle well? |
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Yeah. |
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What are you doing? |
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Sorry, I-- Excuse me, |
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I'm sorry. |
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No. For leaning on my shoulder? Come on, |
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God, that's better. |
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-You on active duty? |
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-2 bars. Is that lieutenant? |
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You have a loved one in L.A.? |
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Well, I'm sure he'll be happy to see you. |
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How long--? How long has it been |
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11 months. |
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And how long do you get to stay? |
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Just till tomorrow. |
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14-hour flight both ways |
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That's romantic. |
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You're a romantic. |
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That's commitment. |
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You on Facebook? |
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-I need some chrysanthemums. |
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-I had to learn when I came. |
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-I don't know what it-- |
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What language do you speak in? |
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I used to speak Bulgarian, |
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Does anybody here speak English |
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-Over here. I do. |
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Bulgarize away. Here we go. |
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There she is! |
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Chrysanthemums. |
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-Hi, babe. |
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Hello, fiancée. |
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It sounds weird. Have you said it yet? |
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Come this way. |
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Wait, these are for you. |
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-Sarah, have you met my fiancée? |
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-Hi. |
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Next, please! |
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-Look what you forgot. |
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Is one empty hand. |
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Yeah. |
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Don't be mad. |
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Mad? Why would I be mad? |
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Well, just... |
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Do you have any idea what it would be |
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-I mean, people will be asking me-- |
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You know, "How many bridesmaids?" |
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-"Gonna have kids? How many?" |
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-What? |
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-We can talk about it. We don't have to. |
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it would be better if maybe |
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-Where are you from? |
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All right, you guys can start |
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My God, look, there's the bride. Hi. |
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Listen, I called my BFF, Tony. |
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He does all the gowns in Vegas. |
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This is going to be so much fun! |
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-Breathe, breathe. |
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Okay. |
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-See what I mean? |
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So... |
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love is the problem? |
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-Did you ever have it? |
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How old were you when you got it? |
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Let's see. I'd just started working |
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and there was this beautiful young girl, |
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Was your heart kind of going: |
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Yeah. Yeah, just that way. It went, |
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You betcha. Just like that. |
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One day I got up the courage |
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I walk out, walked right up to her |
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-nothing comes out. |
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Nothing. Not a peep. |
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But she's just waiting for me |
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So finally she says, |
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She knew what you were going to say. |
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Yep. Yeah. |
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She's been reading my mind |
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The pretty girl was Grandma, right? |
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The pretty girl is Grandma, right? |
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-When are we gonna get there, Grandpa? |
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Making a left turn right here. |
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-I don't know. |
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-Grandpa. |
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Hello, Siena Bouquet. |
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-I'll come with you on runs. |
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But we gotta hustle. |
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I'm always hustling, baby. |
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No, no, no. Like, "hustle" hustle. |
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Let me tell you, I don't dilly-dally. |
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-I only upsy-daisy. |
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[Percy Sledge's When A Man Loves A Woman] |
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When a man loves a woman |
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Crazy businessman. |
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This guy, like, he wants to give |
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What is this? |
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Excuse me. Can I help you? |
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I'd like to send a dozen of those |
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-And this musical card. |
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This-- It's... |
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Okay. |
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-All right, where am I sending these to? |
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You can MapQuest it. |
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I actually know where it's at. |
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Cool. During recess |
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When you get there, just hand me |
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-Okay? |
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What's up with the cutest kid in the world |
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And he shorted me. He just gave me, like, |
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-Could I please have my receipt? |
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I did. |
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They always get the good guys, |
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Thanks. |
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So, like, last night, amazing. |
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This morning, |
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Any chance there was a little, shall we say, |
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No. What? No. None. |
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At all. |
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-Well-- No, no, no. It was fine. |
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It was better than fine. |
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Minus. B plus, A minus. A minus. |
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I hate Valentine's Day. |
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Why can't these guys deliver their |
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-Wait, what? |
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I mean, if they don't |
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-It's Valentine's Day today? |
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Happy Valentine's Day. |
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Wha--? No, it's a Monday. |
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That's Thanksgiving, Hoosier-head. |
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-Really? |
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Dude, he's from Indiana. |
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No, you're thinking of Kentucky. Of course |
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You do have something planned |
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How could I have something planned for |
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I can do my lunch break, |
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Okay, great. |
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No, no, no. |
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No, no, no, very creative people. |
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Good morning. |
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-You're a strong, confident person. |
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I am Liz. I am one of the receptionists. |
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Yeah, Monica, |
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Shit, she has a life. |
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She had a funeral, which is a life, |
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Well, Liz, I'm Paula. |
| 00:28:25 |
I know they call me Bipolar Paula. Don't. |
| 00:28:30 |
-Okay. |
| 00:28:32 |
-Okay. |
| 00:28:35 |
-on Valentine's Day. |
| 00:28:37 |
And everything to do with the client |
| 00:28:42 |
-That sounds challenging. |
| 00:28:45 |
Gotta figure out if he still has |
| 00:28:48 |
If he doesn't, big fat problemo. |
| 00:28:51 |
Well, I'm here |
| 00:28:54 |
Who's on hold? |
| 00:28:57 |
My mother. |
| 00:28:59 |
I'm sorry. |
| 00:29:03 |
Hangs up on her own mother. |
| 00:29:05 |
That's cold. |
| 00:29:07 |
We might just get along. |
| 00:29:25 |
Hello, I'm Hannah Storm. |
| 00:29:27 |
And with football season officially over... |
| 00:29:29 |
the only lingering question is: |
| 00:29:33 |
A devastating loss |
| 00:29:36 |
leaves his future in question. |
| 00:29:37 |
His contract is up, and at age 35... |
| 00:29:40 |
he's one of the oldest quarterbacks |
| 00:29:43 |
Does his team want him back? |
| 00:29:45 |
Of course I want Sean Jackson back. |
| 00:29:48 |
If not, will he test |
| 00:29:52 |
Or will he make this easier on |
| 00:29:55 |
and just retire? |
| 00:29:56 |
Come on, Hannah. Lighten up. |
| 00:30:04 |
Hi, neighbor! |
| 00:30:06 |
-Hey, Sean. |
| 00:30:08 |
Hey, when are you gonna come over |
| 00:30:10 |
Sorry, sweetie. |
| 00:30:13 |
-I'm running out of patience. |
| 00:30:17 |
But right now, I gotta make a call. |
| 00:30:39 |
No. |
| 00:30:42 |
Help, Heather! |
| 00:30:45 |
I'm coming, I'm coming! Yeah, hello? |
| 00:30:48 |
Kara, it's Sean. |
| 00:30:49 |
Hi, hi. What's going on? |
| 00:30:52 |
-Media blitz on my career has begun. |
| 00:30:57 |
Of course I'm okay. |
| 00:30:59 |
What I'd love is for |
| 00:31:02 |
I'm on it. I've got my people standing by |
| 00:31:06 |
-What else? |
| 00:31:09 |
I want you to meet me there |
| 00:31:14 |
Hello? Hello? Did I lose you? |
| 00:31:19 |
Malibu. You pay a fortune to be here to get |
| 00:31:23 |
No, no. I'm here. I'm here. |
| 00:31:26 |
Outstanding. |
| 00:31:29 |
Drumline, keep your eyes on Scotty. |
| 00:31:31 |
Registration for the AP exam |
| 00:31:37 |
Hey, Grace. |
| 00:31:38 |
I was thinking of putting together |
| 00:31:43 |
and I was hoping I could pick your brain |
| 00:31:47 |
since you've taken the test, |
| 00:31:51 |
Yeah, yeah. You know, no problem. |
| 00:31:53 |
Great. How about today after school? |
| 00:31:56 |
You know, I can't today. |
| 00:31:59 |
How about today at lunch? |
| 00:32:03 |
See, normally that would |
| 00:32:06 |
today at lunch, I'm gonna have sex |
| 00:32:11 |
-First time having sex for both of us. |
| 00:32:16 |
It's Valentine's Day, |
| 00:32:20 |
and I just want it to be special and-- |
| 00:32:22 |
The point is, my parents work, |
| 00:32:25 |
Lunch is the only time it can work out. |
| 00:32:29 |
Lunchtime tomorrow, |
| 00:32:31 |
You'll be done having sex by then? |
| 00:32:34 |
-Yeah, I'll see you tomorrow. It'll be good. |
| 00:32:37 |
Bye. |
| 00:32:41 |
Come sign the latte petition. |
| 00:32:44 |
-Yeah. Right here. |
| 00:32:48 |
-You're gonna eat first? |
| 00:32:51 |
No? Maybe some Gatorade. |
| 00:32:54 |
That's-- Yeah, I don't wanna |
| 00:32:56 |
-You're not gonna eat lunch? |
| 00:32:59 |
-Well, did you have a big breakfast? |
| 00:33:03 |
Do pushups. I'm telling you, |
| 00:33:07 |
What? Pushups make you run faster? |
| 00:33:09 |
No. Makes you look better. |
| 00:33:12 |
I'll get you a sandwich |
| 00:33:14 |
-Yeah, thanks. That's a good idea. |
| 00:33:17 |
They're putting lattes |
| 00:33:21 |
-Hey. |
| 00:33:23 |
-and then I'm gonna go set up. |
| 00:33:26 |
All right. |
| 00:33:29 |
Thank you, Felicia. |
| 00:33:31 |
Mr. Schwabbe, I'm so glad you're |
| 00:33:33 |
-You got it. |
| 00:33:36 |
-just, like, FYI. |
| 00:33:38 |
Have fun at lunch! |
| 00:33:43 |
What do you think? |
| 00:33:46 |
We're gonna wait. |
| 00:33:48 |
I think we should just, like, |
| 00:33:50 |
-Yeah. Okay. Good. |
| 00:33:55 |
-I didn't open it yet. |
| 00:34:01 |
It's... It's my track shirt. |
| 00:34:03 |
Yeah, but I ironed on your lucky number |
| 00:34:08 |
13. |
| 00:34:10 |
But that's your lucky number. |
| 00:34:12 |
You don't even like it. |
| 00:34:14 |
-No. No, I love it. I can't wait to wear it. |
| 00:34:19 |
-Try it on now, then. |
| 00:34:21 |
-Yeah. |
| 00:34:23 |
you know, a little uncomfortable |
| 00:34:27 |
-But, hey, I'll wear it later, okay? |
| 00:34:31 |
Are you gonna carry it around all day? |
| 00:34:34 |
Shut up. |
| 00:34:35 |
-Let's see if this fits in my locker. |
| 00:34:38 |
This is his 5th paternity test. |
| 00:34:45 |
So I spoke with the GM. They passed. |
| 00:34:48 |
Passed? |
| 00:34:50 |
We got to the playoffs. I was all-league. |
| 00:34:53 |
They decided to go another way. |
| 00:34:56 |
I'm working on a press release |
| 00:35:00 |
-Well, so now what? |
| 00:35:04 |
I don't know. Maybe I'm done. |
| 00:35:07 |
-You're not done. |
| 00:35:09 |
And I'm not speaking as someone |
| 00:35:12 |
I'm speaking as your fan. |
| 00:35:14 |
Right now, you can still make |
| 00:35:18 |
Well, the problem is, Paula, |
| 00:35:23 |
A relationship. Kids. |
| 00:35:25 |
Well, you can still have that |
| 00:35:27 |
Look, I'm not complaining. |
| 00:35:30 |
So, what is he telling me? |
| 00:35:34 |
I think we should take a beat |
| 00:35:38 |
-Right? |
| 00:35:40 |
We have no time for thinking. |
| 00:35:44 |
Put it on their tab. |
| 00:35:48 |
Come on! |
| 00:35:50 |
-That's 7 in a row. |
| 00:35:52 |
You are like-- This woman's a shark. |
| 00:35:54 |
-You are good at this game. |
| 00:35:56 |
Just witnessed a tactical game of reading |
| 00:36:01 |
Wait, are you saying |
| 00:36:06 |
Thank you. |
| 00:36:09 |
-Happy Valentine's Day. |
| 00:36:16 |
Yes, I can read you. |
| 00:36:18 |
Everyone gives subtle hints. |
| 00:36:20 |
-Hints? Like what? |
| 00:36:21 |
You boarded the plane wearing a suit |
| 00:36:24 |
Serious, but not committed. |
| 00:36:26 |
You let a stranger |
| 00:36:28 |
Kindness, but also feels good |
| 00:36:32 |
The heart-shaped candy. |
| 00:36:36 |
Either you have a problem with sugar, |
| 00:36:40 |
you put on your pancakes, |
| 00:36:42 |
Or you have a problem with candy |
| 00:36:45 |
Which means you might have a problem |
| 00:36:48 |
and things pertaining to this day |
| 00:36:55 |
Not bad, soldier. |
| 00:36:58 |
Okay, Edison. Thank you very much. |
| 00:37:00 |
Now you all have seen how to properly |
| 00:37:03 |
into our fabulous envelopes, |
| 00:37:07 |
And while you are doing that quietly, |
| 00:37:11 |
Valentine's Day was a massacre in |
| 00:37:14 |
and put a curse on the Chicago Cubs. |
| 00:37:18 |
Thank you, Franklin, but this is a |
| 00:37:22 |
Okay, in ancient Rome... |
| 00:37:24 |
Emperor Claudius II, who was also |
| 00:37:28 |
Claudius the Cruel banned all marriages... |
| 00:37:31 |
because he wanted his soldiers |
| 00:37:34 |
But there was a priest who was known |
| 00:37:37 |
who secretly married everyone anyway |
| 00:37:41 |
Claudius found out about the marriages, |
| 00:37:44 |
Girls. I'm watching you. |
| 00:37:46 |
Thank you. |
| 00:37:48 |
Anyway, on February the 14th, |
| 00:37:51 |
and he signed it: |
| 00:37:57 |
Let's see. Are there any questions? |
| 00:38:02 |
Franklin, I can't wait to hear this. |
| 00:38:04 |
Miss Fitzpatrick, |
| 00:38:12 |
I saw you on TV today. |
| 00:38:13 |
-Was it on? |
| 00:38:15 |
Yes. We're famous! |
| 00:38:17 |
-Yay, we're famous. |
| 00:38:19 |
So you're the owner, I take it. |
| 00:38:21 |
Yeah, tech-- Yes. |
| 00:38:24 |
Yeah, my dad brought it over, |
| 00:38:27 |
That's great. It's a family business. |
| 00:38:29 |
Look, I hate to play this card, |
| 00:38:31 |
I have surgery in an hour and a half. |
| 00:38:35 |
-Say no more. |
| 00:38:36 |
Could I get an order form, please, |
| 00:38:40 |
I need 2 arrangements. |
| 00:38:42 |
Something special, long-stemmed roses for |
| 00:38:45 |
ladies. |
| 00:38:47 |
I need your discretion. |
| 00:38:50 |
We have an understanding, right? |
| 00:38:52 |
I understand. There's a florist code. |
| 00:38:54 |
Great. Here's the credit card. |
| 00:38:57 |
These are the addresses for the ladies. |
| 00:39:02 |
-Harrison Copeland? |
| 00:39:06 |
Nope. Should be good. |
| 00:39:10 |
Okay, this Julia Fitzpatrick, |
| 00:39:13 |
girlfriend. |
| 00:39:15 |
-Yes. |
| 00:39:19 |
it's the same last name as you. |
| 00:39:22 |
Yes. |
| 00:39:23 |
I thought we had some sort of code, |
| 00:39:27 |
The code is the code. I just wanna |
| 00:39:31 |
is the same understanding |
| 00:39:35 |
-Yeah, can you run the card, please? |
| 00:39:39 |
Thank you. I have to get my wallet. |
| 00:40:07 |
-Wish me luck. |
| 00:40:10 |
If you need any help, text me. |
| 00:40:35 |
Pushkin. |
| 00:40:39 |
Good girl. Go play. |
| 00:40:49 |
Pushkin, no. Downstairs, Pushkin. |
| 00:40:57 |
One... |
| 00:41:17 |
Oh, Grace |
| 00:41:44 |
Oh, Grace |
| 00:41:49 |
Hey, you. Come on. |
| 00:41:52 |
Wha--? Come on, sweetie. |
| 00:41:56 |
Made my heart race |
| 00:42:02 |
-Grace |
| 00:42:03 |
My--! Alex! |
| 00:42:05 |
-Holy-- Mrs. Smart. My gosh! |
| 00:42:09 |
I'm rehearsing! |
| 00:42:12 |
-Naked? |
| 00:42:16 |
It's... It's experiment-- |
| 00:42:19 |
I'm doing an-- Experimental show. |
| 00:42:24 |
And the-- |
| 00:42:27 |
-It's okay. I've heard the word before. |
| 00:42:30 |
God, look at the time. I gotta go. |
| 00:42:34 |
-I'm so sorry! |
| 00:42:35 |
-Are you okay? |
| 00:42:37 |
This does not look right, Alex. |
| 00:42:39 |
-Thanks for everything and... |
| 00:42:43 |
-No, Pushkin. Pushkin, no. |
| 00:42:46 |
That's okay. |
| 00:42:48 |
All right. Breathe. My goodness. |
| 00:42:52 |
See you very soon, Mrs. Smart! |
| 00:42:59 |
Alex, honey, cover your hoo-hoo! |
| 00:43:13 |
-Grace! Grace! |
| 00:43:18 |
-Mom. |
| 00:43:20 |
-Yeah, sure. My mom was at your house. |
| 00:43:24 |
-My mom. What did you say? |
| 00:43:28 |
Naked? Did she buy it? |
| 00:43:30 |
I think so. |
| 00:43:34 |
I wrote you a song. |
| 00:43:37 |
If you do that again, Vladimir... |
| 00:43:39 |
I will have no choice |
| 00:43:44 |
-and punish you. |
| 00:43:48 |
I am wearing my thigh-high |
| 00:43:51 |
carrying my riding crop. |
| 00:43:55 |
Now pull down your pants |
| 00:43:59 |
I think this floor has the most valentines. |
| 00:44:01 |
What a sweet little pink ass you have. |
| 00:44:04 |
And I will beat it with my crop... |
| 00:44:07 |
until you submit to me, |
| 00:44:11 |
I will beat it, and beat it, |
| 00:44:17 |
Thank you for calling Naughty Nymphos. |
| 00:44:19 |
The charge will appear on |
| 00:44:22 |
Hi there! |
| 00:44:23 |
Hi. Well, if it isn't the gymnast. |
| 00:44:26 |
Well... Yes. |
| 00:44:30 |
To paraphrase some poet: |
| 00:44:34 |
"There's a hell of a nice universe |
| 00:44:37 |
-Let's go." |
| 00:44:40 |
Yeah, E.E. Good stuff. Yeah. Good stuff. |
| 00:44:42 |
-I think you said he was your favorite. |
| 00:44:45 |
I did say he was my favorite. |
| 00:44:48 |
I feel, like, so stupid for forgetting |
| 00:44:52 |
-No. It's really not a big deal. |
| 00:44:56 |
So can I take you out tonight? |
| 00:45:00 |
Yes. That would be wonderful. Yes. |
| 00:45:04 |
-How fast does that cart go? |
| 00:45:09 |
Liz... |
| 00:45:10 |
there's a man on line 2 |
| 00:45:13 |
in Vaseline and bubble wrap. |
| 00:45:16 |
I'll take care of that. |
| 00:45:20 |
And he doesn't have a Russian accent, |
| 00:45:24 |
-You heard that? |
| 00:45:25 |
Paula. I'm so sorry. I am so sorry. |
| 00:45:30 |
Am I fired? |
| 00:45:31 |
It's cool. |
| 00:45:34 |
Just make sure |
| 00:45:36 |
Absolutely. |
| 00:45:39 |
that. |
| 00:45:42 |
Probably not gonna make |
| 00:45:52 |
You're listening to |
| 00:45:55 |
America's number 1 |
| 00:45:57 |
And, Greeny, the news of the hour: |
| 00:46:01 |
-What's he supposed to do? |
| 00:46:04 |
see who's hiring. |
| 00:46:15 |
Man. Hey, man, you see this? |
| 00:46:19 |
You did this. |
| 00:46:21 |
Easy, big fella. I know it was my fault. |
| 00:46:24 |
If you just call my business manager, |
| 00:46:28 |
And I'll have my business manager call |
| 00:46:33 |
Sean Jackson. Man, my neck. |
| 00:46:39 |
And my chest. I'm just kidding. |
| 00:46:43 |
-Dude, will you sign my hat? |
| 00:46:46 |
35 completions, |
| 00:46:48 |
They think you should hang it up. |
| 00:46:51 |
Well, thanks, buddy. |
| 00:46:52 |
But that door's pretty messed up. |
| 00:46:56 |
Yeah, but I'm already behind. |
| 00:46:58 |
Valentine's Day is kind of a big day |
| 00:47:01 |
I don't know why people get flowers |
| 00:47:05 |
Some folks like to get flowers |
| 00:47:07 |
To some people, love doesn't exist unless |
| 00:47:13 |
You're a superstar, Sean. Drive better. |
| 00:47:20 |
Yeah, Kara, it's me. |
| 00:47:25 |
I think. |
| 00:47:56 |
No, man, not today. |
| 00:48:17 |
So, what do I do? |
| 00:48:19 |
Do I tell her and break her heart, |
| 00:48:23 |
-It's none of my business. |
| 00:48:26 |
Yes. No. |
| 00:48:28 |
Well, it depend-- What's your opinion? |
| 00:48:30 |
Ask yourself, |
| 00:48:33 |
what would you want her to do? |
| 00:48:36 |
-Why you gotta be so sensitive? |
| 00:48:39 |
Okay, so a neutral chlorine atom |
| 00:48:45 |
And, if these 2 atoms become-- |
| 00:48:51 |
-Hi. |
| 00:48:54 |
-I thought I'd deliver it myself. |
| 00:48:59 |
-Say hi. |
| 00:49:03 |
Take a look at chapter 10, section 2. |
| 00:49:09 |
They're from Harrison. |
| 00:49:13 |
Did you meet him? |
| 00:49:15 |
I kind of need to talk to you. |
| 00:49:18 |
Yeah, sure. |
| 00:49:20 |
Edison, you're in charge. |
| 00:49:27 |
-Recess. Let's party. |
| 00:49:31 |
I'm just glad you got to see them. |
| 00:49:34 |
-Yeah. They're great. |
| 00:49:36 |
I got a flight. I'm leaving at 5:30. |
| 00:49:39 |
You know what, actually, |
| 00:49:43 |
-Why? It was your idea. |
| 00:49:46 |
It was a genius idea. |
| 00:49:48 |
-Mr. Bouquet, what about my flowers? |
| 00:49:51 |
-I gave you $13. |
| 00:49:55 |
Yeah, they're probably on the truck. |
| 00:49:58 |
Edison, I've known Mr. Bouquet |
| 00:50:03 |
If he tells you your flowers are gonna |
| 00:50:06 |
Just give me 30 seconds. |
| 00:50:10 |
Don't get on the plane. |
| 00:50:13 |
Why not? |
| 00:50:17 |
You're sweet. |
| 00:50:19 |
Is this because Harrison |
| 00:50:22 |
And it made you realize that things |
| 00:50:28 |
No, it's not about me. |
| 00:50:29 |
Because up to now, all these years, |
| 00:50:33 |
And with Morley, if she works late... |
| 00:50:35 |
if you wanna see a bad movie |
| 00:50:38 |
or if you wanna have junk food |
| 00:50:41 |
-I'm clearly your go-to girl. |
| 00:50:44 |
And now, there's this guy in the mix. |
| 00:50:49 |
he's a man. |
| 00:50:50 |
-You're afraid he's gonna steal me? |
| 00:50:53 |
Because, listen, since I-- |
| 00:50:58 |
-I'm your buddy. Don't worry. |
| 00:51:00 |
I'm not going anywhere. |
| 00:51:04 |
But thanks for coming. I'll call you later. |
| 00:51:07 |
Hey, what's happening in here? |
| 00:51:10 |
What in the-- Stop that. |
| 00:51:11 |
Get back. That is enough. |
| 00:51:15 |
Have you lost your minds? |
| 00:51:18 |
I can't talk right now! |
| 00:51:22 |
Break it up. Let's go. Come on. |
| 00:51:29 |
Stop it. Stop looking at me like that. |
| 00:51:33 |
Not hard enough, Reed. |
| 00:51:35 |
-You don't know. |
| 00:51:38 |
No, you've never seen her sad. |
| 00:51:40 |
She looks like an abandoned puppy dog |
| 00:51:43 |
I'm not gonna do that to her. |
| 00:51:44 |
Especially not today. |
| 00:51:48 |
I know what day it is. We got a van full |
| 00:51:52 |
You can't rush love. |
| 00:51:54 |
I'm gonna drop this off in the bedroom |
| 00:51:59 |
He's not gonna hurry. |
| 00:52:02 |
I'm gonna fish. |
| 00:52:14 |
-Hey, how was your day? |
| 00:52:16 |
-What--? |
| 00:52:17 |
No, wait. |
| 00:52:19 |
-I want to get out of here. |
| 00:52:24 |
All right, now tell me what's wrong. |
| 00:52:26 |
She doesn't know I love her. |
| 00:52:28 |
She didn't get her flowers. |
| 00:52:31 |
I need to make things right. |
| 00:52:35 |
Of course. But first, soccer. |
| 00:52:42 |
Hang on. Okay, I can hear you now. |
| 00:52:46 |
Okay. It's gonna be me all alone |
| 00:52:49 |
Nobody R.S.V.P.'s. It's L.A. Everyone wants |
| 00:52:54 |
-I hate you being so in love. |
| 00:52:57 |
Speaking of which, I am going to |
| 00:53:02 |
Whack the heart for me, honey. |
| 00:53:10 |
Carmine, relax. It's me. |
| 00:53:14 |
-Hey. |
| 00:53:17 |
What are you doing here? Are you okay? |
| 00:53:26 |
I'm sorry. |
| 00:53:28 |
I love you. |
| 00:53:30 |
But I'm just not ready |
| 00:53:35 |
And I didn't know that this morning. |
| 00:53:42 |
No, it's okay. |
| 00:53:45 |
I shouldn't have rushed it. We can wait. |
| 00:53:47 |
You didn't do anything wrong. |
| 00:53:50 |
I shouldn't have been surprised |
| 00:53:53 |
I should be thinking |
| 00:53:56 |
But I'm still focused on my future. |
| 00:54:00 |
Look, you can still have your career, |
| 00:54:04 |
We're getting married. |
| 00:54:09 |
And then there's the whole thing |
| 00:54:13 |
Your parents? Wait a second. Just because |
| 00:54:17 |
does not mean that you're going to have |
| 00:54:20 |
They're not hereditary. |
| 00:54:24 |
You're not getting it. |
| 00:54:26 |
You know, the first phone call I made |
| 00:54:31 |
To confirm my 10:00 meeting. |
| 00:54:40 |
It's really beautiful. |
| 00:54:45 |
For someone else. |
| 00:54:54 |
Don't worry. It's-- |
| 00:54:57 |
Me and Carmine will be fine. Won't we? |
| 00:54:59 |
Won't we, Carmine? |
| 00:55:02 |
Right, baby? |
| 00:55:08 |
Carmine, come. Come here. |
| 00:55:14 |
Okay, all right. Yeah. Okay... |
| 00:55:32 |
Did you even consider marrying me? |
| 00:55:35 |
Of course I did. |
| 00:55:38 |
But when you ask a girl to marry you, |
| 00:55:41 |
do you want her to just consider it? |
| 00:55:44 |
Or do you want her to just know? |
| 00:55:52 |
It's Romeo Midnight, back again. |
| 00:55:55 |
And if those topsy-turvy feelings |
| 00:55:59 |
think of the poet Rumi, |
| 00:56:03 |
"All we really want |
| 00:56:07 |
Amen, brother. |
| 00:56:09 |
She was there? |
| 00:56:12 |
Is that it? |
| 00:56:16 |
So this, you believe. |
| 00:56:18 |
You don't buy it |
| 00:56:21 |
but when she dumps me... |
| 00:56:23 |
that you can wrap your head around. |
| 00:56:26 |
I had a feeling. |
| 00:56:29 |
-Excuse me? |
| 00:56:32 |
-Man, you know, an inkling. |
| 00:56:36 |
You had an inkling, |
| 00:56:47 |
You don't keep inklings to yourself. |
| 00:56:51 |
"Hey, guy. I got an inkling... |
| 00:56:52 |
you're headed for a fall here." |
| 00:56:56 |
That's common knowledge. |
| 00:57:00 |
I'm sorry, Reed. You're right. |
| 00:57:04 |
I gotta stop Julia, don't I? |
| 00:57:06 |
If it's the damn handbook, |
| 00:57:13 |
Now, let's go. |
| 00:57:20 |
Next. |
| 00:57:22 |
I'm going to visit my boyfriend. |
| 00:57:25 |
-Yeah. Guys love surprises. |
| 00:57:29 |
I surprised my husband once. |
| 00:57:33 |
-That sucks-- |
| 00:57:36 |
-Yes, ma'am. Copy that. |
| 00:57:42 |
-Next. |
| 00:57:43 |
You too, ma'am. |
| 00:57:48 |
I never had a inkling before. |
| 00:57:52 |
We gotta get to the airport. |
| 00:57:54 |
-Shit. The flowers. |
| 00:57:57 |
I don't have a car. All I have is this van. |
| 00:58:00 |
My cousin Flaco lives nearby. He's got |
| 00:58:03 |
Yeah? |
| 00:58:05 |
A hybrid. |
| 00:58:24 |
Right over there. |
| 00:58:31 |
Guy leaves. I said, "We can't take the dog." |
| 00:58:35 |
Hi. I need your first ticket... |
| 00:58:38 |
-out of terminal G to San Francisco. |
| 00:58:43 |
Right. I-- But you sell tickets. |
| 00:58:46 |
-This counter for oversized items. |
| 00:58:49 |
That counter is for oversized people |
| 00:58:54 |
Okay, here's my luggage. |
| 00:58:57 |
Now it's a matched set. |
| 00:58:59 |
Buddy, I'm 52 and I'm wearing |
| 00:59:02 |
-Please don't make me madder than I am. |
| 00:59:09 |
-There's this girl. |
| 00:59:11 |
that'll take the fun out of guessing. |
| 00:59:14 |
There's a very pretty girl, |
| 00:59:17 |
And if you don't stop her, |
| 00:59:22 |
-Not exactly. |
| 00:59:24 |
If she gets on the plane, |
| 00:59:27 |
that the guy that |
| 00:59:30 |
-is a spineless, lying creep. |
| 00:59:34 |
No, it is no good, |
| 00:59:36 |
Because this girl, she is great. |
| 00:59:42 |
Like sunshine. |
| 00:59:44 |
Everything is better when she's there. |
| 00:59:47 |
I can't stand the idea of some jerk |
| 00:59:52 |
I can't. |
| 00:59:54 |
Can you please be quiet... |
| 00:59:55 |
so this nice young man |
| 01:00:01 |
Take it easy. |
| 01:00:03 |
Here, this'll get you |
| 01:00:06 |
-She's like sunshine? |
| 01:00:08 |
Well, in that case, it's on me. |
| 01:00:11 |
Thank you. |
| 01:00:14 |
Thank you. |
| 01:00:38 |
Right this way. Come on. Let me see. |
| 01:00:43 |
All right. |
| 01:00:49 |
Hey, sir. Sir. |
| 01:00:51 |
-Just a moment, sir. |
| 01:00:53 |
Flight 464 to San Francisco... |
| 01:00:55 |
is now boarding at gate 13 |
| 01:01:00 |
The-- The man left his shoes. |
| 01:01:04 |
We've got a Code Foxtrot. |
| 01:01:05 |
-Excuse me. excuse me! |
| 01:01:11 |
On Mount Tam? |
| 01:01:12 |
Do you think? Because I heard |
| 01:01:15 |
He's a friend of mine. It's okay. |
| 01:01:18 |
-Just-- |
| 01:01:21 |
He's married. |
| 01:01:23 |
-What? |
| 01:01:27 |
He was married, and now he's divorced. |
| 01:01:29 |
No. He's still married. Her name is Pamela. |
| 01:01:33 |
I know because I delivered flowers to her. |
| 01:01:35 |
I tried to tell you at the school. |
| 01:01:38 |
Did he say it was his current wife? |
| 01:01:42 |
He didn't have to. I could tell. |
| 01:01:43 |
Like you could tell |
| 01:01:46 |
-Eddie was gay. |
| 01:01:49 |
-Eddie has a cat named Babs. |
| 01:01:52 |
-out of every boyfriend since we've met. |
| 01:01:56 |
I'm going. |
| 01:01:57 |
No, hang on, hang on. |
| 01:02:00 |
Why, hello there. I'm with security. |
| 01:02:02 |
Do you think that Morley |
| 01:02:06 |
-What does that have to do with anything? |
| 01:02:09 |
I don't know. |
| 01:02:12 |
-Answer the question. |
| 01:02:16 |
No. |
| 01:02:19 |
-Personally, I don't see it. |
| 01:02:22 |
Because apparently everyone |
| 01:02:25 |
but nobody had the guts to tell me. |
| 01:02:28 |
And now, I'm left with some stupid ring |
| 01:02:31 |
and an ache in my gut the size of Texas |
| 01:02:37 |
-She left you. |
| 01:02:43 |
I'm sorry. |
| 01:02:45 |
This will serve as your final boarding call |
| 01:03:02 |
-I don't want this to happen to you. |
| 01:03:07 |
but I'm going to see my boyfriend. |
| 01:03:09 |
You know it's the truth. |
| 01:03:16 |
Sir, your shoes are still at security. |
| 01:03:18 |
We're not allowed to touch them. |
| 01:03:20 |
Sir, what kind of man takes his shoes off |
| 01:03:25 |
Now, you know, |
| 01:03:44 |
Sorry. |
| 01:03:57 |
Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure you've |
| 01:04:01 |
Nothing to be concerned about |
| 01:04:04 |
the seat belt sign for safety. |
| 01:04:06 |
Please return to your seats |
| 01:04:09 |
-which should be in just a few minutes. |
| 01:04:12 |
-Yeah. |
| 01:04:13 |
Watch your hands. |
| 01:04:20 |
You look very pretty. |
| 01:04:22 |
Thank you. |
| 01:04:24 |
-Are you nervous? |
| 01:04:25 |
No reason to be. The minute you walk |
| 01:04:28 |
is gonna matter. |
| 01:04:30 |
Thank you. |
| 01:04:34 |
Franklin rules! |
| 01:04:38 |
Hey, Edison, wanna warm up together? |
| 01:04:40 |
Yeah, Edison. |
| 01:04:44 |
Grow up, Franklin. |
| 01:04:47 |
Are you gonna watch |
| 01:04:49 |
-It's about giraffes. |
| 01:04:52 |
I have to work at my mother's restaurant. |
| 01:04:55 |
-The one with the pointy towers? |
| 01:04:57 |
I went there for your birthday party. |
| 01:04:59 |
It's a busy night for us. We have a wedding, |
| 01:05:03 |
who hate Valentine's Day. |
| 01:05:05 |
-Why hate Valentine's Day? |
| 01:05:08 |
We have it every year, |
| 01:05:12 |
Really? |
| 01:05:13 |
Not in Franklin's house! |
| 01:05:16 |
Come on, the game's starting! |
| 01:05:27 |
-Edison, what the heck is wrong with you? |
| 01:05:30 |
So am I, but I can move my feet. |
| 01:05:40 |
Did you see it? |
| 01:05:44 |
I kicked the ball with my head! |
| 01:05:49 |
I did see it, honey. |
| 01:05:54 |
Let's go find Daddy. |
| 01:06:00 |
I'm Kelvin Moore. Happy Valentine's Day. |
| 01:06:03 |
Welcome to the famous Hollywood Stars-- |
| 01:06:05 |
Don't you know who I am? |
| 01:06:07 |
-You think I wouldn't find you here? |
| 01:06:09 |
-I'm trying to work. |
| 01:06:12 |
This is not in-- This isn't for pictures. |
| 01:06:14 |
Miss. Mother, what's going on? |
| 01:06:17 |
"Cisco Martinez is a cheating rat." |
| 01:06:20 |
She's loco. |
| 01:06:22 |
-No, rata. You rata! |
| 01:06:26 |
-What are you doing? This is-- |
| 01:06:29 |
My goodness, I feel for you. |
| 01:06:32 |
-I'm okay. |
| 01:06:33 |
Anyway, my name is Kelvin Moore. |
| 01:06:35 |
Happy Valentine's Day. |
| 01:06:39 |
We done? |
| 01:06:41 |
Got a text. Sean Jackson |
| 01:06:44 |
This could be my exclusive, okay? |
| 01:06:47 |
All right, do some B-roll |
| 01:06:50 |
No worries, boss. |
| 01:06:54 |
It's my day. |
| 01:06:57 |
Hey, listen, I need to be able |
| 01:07:00 |
I already gave you everything on the |
| 01:07:04 |
I'm trying to do something special. |
| 01:07:08 |
-The number 2 sports guy. |
| 01:07:11 |
I wanted to ask her 1 question |
| 01:07:13 |
I need to be able to ask Sean Jackson |
| 01:07:16 |
She's on a conference call, |
| 01:07:19 |
-I don't know if I can-- |
| 01:07:20 |
I gotta use the bathroom. Got a bathroom? |
| 01:07:24 |
-No. You can't just barge into an-- Kara. |
| 01:07:27 |
-Damn. |
| 01:07:29 |
-Do I look okay? |
| 01:07:33 |
No, it's this day. |
| 01:07:34 |
Christmas, New Year's, 4th of July, |
| 01:07:37 |
-Valentine's Day, not so good. |
| 01:07:42 |
I'm actually here about the Sean Jackson |
| 01:07:46 |
Relax, I'm not asking you out. |
| 01:07:51 |
How are you spending |
| 01:07:57 |
-Let me just... |
| 01:07:59 |
I just wanna know if, in fact... |
| 01:08:02 |
I am the only person |
| 01:08:06 |
who is completely and |
| 01:08:13 |
I asked you a question. |
| 01:08:15 |
Yeah. I'm working. |
| 01:08:17 |
I got 3 telecasts: 9, 10, and 11:00. |
| 01:08:20 |
Usually, I do 2, but people want it off, |
| 01:08:24 |
You don't like to go out |
| 01:08:27 |
-I hate it. |
| 01:08:30 |
It's my fault I'm alone. |
| 01:08:33 |
I don't have time to work on myself... |
| 01:08:35 |
because I'm too busy |
| 01:08:38 |
-Right. |
| 01:08:41 |
is with my BlackBerry. |
| 01:08:42 |
-Right. |
| 01:08:45 |
-No. |
| 01:08:46 |
-who has always been there for me? |
| 01:08:49 |
-My best friend: Candy. |
| 01:08:53 |
I cannot get enough. |
| 01:08:56 |
-Kara. |
| 01:08:57 |
I need it, and there is not a shortage |
| 01:09:00 |
And that is my future. |
| 01:09:02 |
I'll be a lonely old lady |
| 01:09:06 |
-No, no, no. No, you're not. |
| 01:09:14 |
Okay, maybe you should try some tofu |
| 01:09:17 |
Okay. It'll balance out your emotions. |
| 01:09:21 |
I don't want a mustache. |
| 01:09:24 |
You'll look hot with a mustache. |
| 01:09:26 |
Or without it. It doesn't matter. |
| 01:09:38 |
-You can let go of me now. |
| 01:09:42 |
-Well, I guess we're done here. |
| 01:09:44 |
You can check with Heather. |
| 01:09:46 |
-She'll validate your parking. |
| 01:09:51 |
On your mark. |
| 01:09:53 |
Get set. |
| 01:09:59 |
I'm Greg Gilkins at my old high school, |
| 01:10:02 |
and today's subject: young love. |
| 01:10:03 |
I'm joined by Felicia, whose boyfriend, |
| 01:10:08 |
-Felicia, if he's the star athlete, you are... |
| 01:10:11 |
-I'm on the dance team. |
| 01:10:15 |
5, 6, 7, 8. |
| 01:10:23 |
Don't hurt yourself. |
| 01:10:25 |
-Yes. |
| 01:10:27 |
since the '94 Northridge quake. |
| 01:10:34 |
How do you feel about each other |
| 01:10:36 |
-My gosh. I totally love him. |
| 01:10:39 |
Willy, what is it about her |
| 01:10:42 |
Well, she's beautiful, |
| 01:10:45 |
-and she does my geometry. |
| 01:10:47 |
-Yep. |
| 01:10:48 |
what is it about Willy that's so cool? |
| 01:10:50 |
What, besides the fact that he's totally hot? |
| 01:10:54 |
Go show them, babe. |
| 01:10:57 |
He's so good. |
| 01:11:02 |
How about this? I cook her dinner and then |
| 01:11:07 |
-That says romance. |
| 01:11:09 |
Okay, not a problem. |
| 01:11:11 |
I got her tickets to the movie |
| 01:11:13 |
Yeah. Chicks love the cemetery... |
| 01:11:16 |
-on Valentine's Day. |
| 01:11:19 |
Gift? I'm supposed to get her a Prius? |
| 01:11:23 |
Is there a 2-week gift? |
| 01:11:25 |
If you want there to be a third week |
| 01:11:28 |
-So how did you guys meet? |
| 01:11:30 |
Like, I was not into him at first. |
| 01:11:32 |
He used to shoot spit wads at me |
| 01:11:35 |
which is, like, so junior high. |
| 01:11:37 |
But then one night I was brushing out |
| 01:11:40 |
and I found this spit wad, |
| 01:11:44 |
And it said, "What's up?" |
| 01:11:48 |
And then I liked him. |
| 01:11:56 |
My God. Baby, are you okay? |
| 01:12:01 |
You're still hot, baby. You're still hot. |
| 01:12:04 |
-He rolled out of that like a ninja. |
| 01:12:07 |
He's quite the athlete, |
| 01:12:09 |
-5, 6, 7, 8! |
| 01:12:14 |
We haven't seen that one. |
| 01:12:16 |
-Way to go. She tell you the spit-wad story? |
| 01:12:19 |
-Yeah, she's mushy like that. |
| 01:12:21 |
-I know. |
| 01:12:24 |
There you have it, young love. |
| 01:12:27 |
ignorant of reality. From Henderson High |
| 01:12:32 |
Okay. |
| 01:12:34 |
Sorry, Mr. E., but they can't get your |
| 01:12:37 |
- but they'll figure it out tomorrow. |
| 01:12:42 |
Just let him go. |
| 01:12:46 |
I'll tell you, today's a lot of pressure for |
| 01:12:51 |
Tell me about it. I haven't been having |
| 01:12:58 |
Is everything okay with Alex? |
| 01:13:00 |
-Not really. |
| 01:13:05 |
Alex and I were supposed to... |
| 01:13:09 |
have sex today. |
| 01:13:12 |
For the first time. For both of us. |
| 01:13:16 |
I wanted it to be magical, |
| 01:13:19 |
it's hard to plan something |
| 01:13:21 |
-Yes, that it is. |
| 01:13:25 |
It's not love she is talking about, Edgar. |
| 01:13:29 |
He's going to Stanford. |
| 01:13:30 |
I'm going to Yale. |
| 01:13:34 |
it's gonna be really hard |
| 01:13:36 |
So I guess I thought that if we had |
| 01:13:40 |
it'd make it easier, somehow, |
| 01:13:43 |
hearing myself say it out loud, |
| 01:13:46 |
And it's not like I'm gonna sleep with |
| 01:13:50 |
I mean, that's just crazy. Who does that? |
| 01:13:52 |
-Crazy people like us. We did. |
| 01:13:59 |
-That's amazing. |
| 01:14:03 |
and people weren't as promiscuous |
| 01:14:07 |
And there were times we spent |
| 01:14:11 |
I'm not saying it was easy |
| 01:14:15 |
Just saying it's possible. |
| 01:14:17 |
And actually, we're gonna renew our vows |
| 01:14:26 |
-Would you excuse us a minute? |
| 01:14:29 |
Hey. No, I'm just at Edgar and Estelle's. |
| 01:14:36 |
Alex, I gotta tell you something. |
| 01:14:40 |
I don't know if today's the day. |
| 01:14:43 |
I want it to be special, |
| 01:14:45 |
and, you know, we tried |
| 01:14:50 |
Do you wanna go back there and see |
| 01:14:54 |
I don't think so. |
| 01:14:58 |
All right, well, okay. |
| 01:15:03 |
You know what, Alex, sorry. |
| 01:15:05 |
I have to go. I'll call you later. Bye. |
| 01:15:12 |
Edison! |
| 01:15:31 |
Remember when you went away |
| 01:15:35 |
You remember that. |
| 01:15:38 |
Yes. |
| 01:15:40 |
You were gone so long. |
| 01:15:43 |
I was so lonely. |
| 01:15:46 |
And... |
| 01:15:48 |
Well, Joey came over. It was my birthday, |
| 01:15:52 |
and he brought flowers, and-- |
| 01:15:54 |
-I sent you flowers, hon. |
| 01:15:57 |
And champagne. |
| 01:15:59 |
Joey? Wait a minute. |
| 01:16:01 |
-Joey Keenan? |
| 01:16:03 |
-My business partner. |
| 01:16:07 |
And we sat and we talked |
| 01:16:11 |
And then... |
| 01:16:15 |
It wasn't anything at first. And... |
| 01:16:18 |
-You had an affair. |
| 01:16:23 |
Didn't last long, |
| 01:16:26 |
I'm so sorry. |
| 01:16:34 |
-You're the only man I've ever loved. |
| 01:16:38 |
It's been bothering me. |
| 01:16:41 |
And I wanted to tell you the truth. |
| 01:16:44 |
The truth? |
| 01:16:49 |
Well, unfortunately, Estelle... |
| 01:16:51 |
the truth makes everything else |
| 01:16:56 |
I'm sorry. |
| 01:17:08 |
Why do you hate heart-shaped candy? |
| 01:17:11 |
I think it's because it reminds me that this |
| 01:17:16 |
-We weren't on the same page. |
| 01:17:18 |
-It's okay. It's over. |
| 01:17:21 |
No, no. I've seen the enemy |
| 01:17:24 |
You could go for the stewardess. |
| 01:17:28 |
I think she likes everybody, |
| 01:17:30 |
She looks over here every 5 seconds. |
| 01:17:33 |
-No. |
| 01:17:35 |
-5, 4, 3-- |
| 01:17:37 |
-I'll bet you a bag of pretzels. |
| 01:17:40 |
5, 4, 3, 2... |
| 01:17:42 |
-There it is. |
| 01:17:45 |
-5, 4, 3-- |
| 01:17:48 |
-Looked on 3. She's gonna come here. |
| 01:17:52 |
-Can I get you anything? |
| 01:17:56 |
2, actually. |
| 01:18:12 |
Thank you for the flowers, Mr. Troken. |
| 01:18:16 |
Yes, please. |
| 01:18:27 |
Hi, excuse me. Hi. |
| 01:18:30 |
Could I ask you a question? |
| 01:18:32 |
I'm looking for Dr. Copeland. |
| 01:18:35 |
-Not tonight, no. |
| 01:18:39 |
Not tonight. |
| 01:18:41 |
-Could you tell me where I could find him? |
| 01:18:52 |
Look, can I ask you a question, |
| 01:18:57 |
Okay. |
| 01:19:03 |
Is Dr. Copeland married? |
| 01:19:06 |
Not divorced or not separated... |
| 01:19:07 |
just full-on married |
| 01:19:15 |
They just celebrated |
| 01:19:20 |
Cardiology Center. |
| 01:19:26 |
Los Angeles Hospital, may I help you? |
| 01:19:30 |
Bistro Garden, early seating. |
| 01:19:42 |
Kara, I'm still here. I'm in L.A. |
| 01:19:45 |
I have a lot to tell you. Give me a call. |
| 01:19:48 |
May I have your attention, please? |
| 01:19:51 |
and recently there has been a lot of |
| 01:19:54 |
And rather than keep you all in suspense, |
| 01:20:02 |
-Hey, boss. Sorry, elevator took a year. |
| 01:20:05 |
-I'm trying to be you. |
| 01:20:06 |
First off, I'd like to thank everyone |
| 01:20:09 |
I know it's Valentine's Day and you might |
| 01:20:13 |
The cliché... |
| 01:20:14 |
when someone's retiring |
| 01:20:18 |
is to say that it's because they wanna |
| 01:20:22 |
I don't have a family, |
| 01:20:27 |
the biggest thing it's taken away is that. |
| 01:20:31 |
Because of who I am... |
| 01:20:35 |
because of my job... |
| 01:20:36 |
I haven't been able to live the life |
| 01:20:40 |
With that in mind, I'll just say the thing |
| 01:20:45 |
I'm gay. |
| 01:20:49 |
I knew it! |
| 01:20:50 |
-Any questions? |
| 01:20:52 |
And be cool, because I'm not above |
| 01:20:55 |
Sean, you for real? |
| 01:20:59 |
First question. |
| 01:21:01 |
Sean, come on, help me out. |
| 01:21:04 |
Kelvin Moore, KVLA. |
| 01:21:06 |
Sean, I'm confused here. |
| 01:21:10 |
Right, that. |
| 01:21:13 |
No, Kelvin. No, I'm not retiring. |
| 01:21:17 |
I'm gay, and I'm gonna play. |
| 01:21:31 |
Pick up the phone, Estelle. Edgar. |
| 01:21:38 |
-Rosato martini with soda, table 6. |
| 01:21:40 |
I'm not really a waitress, I'm an actress. |
| 01:21:46 |
-Happy Valentine's Day. |
| 01:21:49 |
-You look beautiful. |
| 01:21:53 |
-Thank you. |
| 01:21:55 |
Well, that makes sense. |
| 01:21:57 |
-I had them, you had them. |
| 01:22:02 |
Bistro Gardens restaurant. |
| 01:22:04 |
Good evening. |
| 01:22:08 |
-Hi. |
| 01:22:10 |
-Are you okay? |
| 01:22:12 |
-You all right, sir? |
| 01:22:15 |
Great. Well, my name is Julia, |
| 01:22:18 |
Why don't I get started |
| 01:22:20 |
Yes, please. |
| 01:22:22 |
Tonight the chef is featuring a dish |
| 01:22:27 |
You're kidding. How is that cooked? |
| 01:22:30 |
He starts by cutting off the pig's testicles... |
| 01:22:33 |
and he chops them up really finely, |
| 01:22:36 |
And then he takes those testicles, |
| 01:22:41 |
and adds in a little arugula, |
| 01:22:44 |
feta cheese, and shoves the mixture... |
| 01:22:47 |
back up the pig's-- |
| 01:22:49 |
Well, for lack of a better word, ass. |
| 01:22:53 |
-Really? |
| 01:22:57 |
the cold, useless, tiny, little heart... |
| 01:23:00 |
then fillets it on either side |
| 01:23:06 |
-I'll have the salmon. |
| 01:23:09 |
For you, sir? |
| 01:23:10 |
I'm not-- I don't-- I don't know. |
| 01:23:13 |
Just so you know, |
| 01:23:17 |
little something like this. |
| 01:23:25 |
Did we get a toy? |
| 01:23:27 |
Maybe I'll give you a little time |
| 01:23:41 |
Nicely done. |
| 01:23:42 |
Miss Fitzpatrick, my son Franklin |
| 01:23:46 |
-He's got a great imagination. |
| 01:23:49 |
So I guess we'll charge these to-- |
| 01:23:51 |
-Charge these to my friend over there. |
| 01:23:54 |
I put in some lobster tails |
| 01:23:57 |
Thank you, Amos. |
| 01:24:14 |
And then maybe these? |
| 01:24:17 |
Put that ticket right-- |
| 01:24:20 |
Yep. Great. Thank you. |
| 01:24:24 |
Thank you very much. Appreciate it. |
| 01:24:29 |
Crap. Just go. |
| 01:24:32 |
Golden Kadahi, best Indian restaurant |
| 01:24:36 |
Hi. This is Rehka speaking. |
| 01:24:46 |
-Hey, Liz. |
| 01:24:51 |
-Hey. |
| 01:24:52 |
I made it. Cannot even believe it. |
| 01:24:55 |
-Sorry. |
| 01:24:57 |
-Hi. |
| 01:25:00 |
Liz, you look beautiful. |
| 01:25:02 |
Thank you. Paula's indefinite trip |
| 01:25:05 |
with my "haul ass home |
| 01:25:09 |
You look wonderful. |
| 01:25:13 |
Hi. |
| 01:25:15 |
-So-- |
| 01:25:16 |
-What? Did you want--? |
| 01:25:19 |
-Please. You should. |
| 01:25:20 |
Okay. You don't wanna |
| 01:25:23 |
No, but I may need an agent... |
| 01:25:25 |
so I figure might as well |
| 01:25:30 |
Good evening, sir, ma'am. |
| 01:25:33 |
Would you like the 4-course |
| 01:25:36 |
-or the 8-course Eternal Love? |
| 01:25:40 |
Is there, like, a one-course |
| 01:25:43 |
But It Looks Promising" option? |
| 01:25:46 |
Because... |
| 01:25:48 |
I'm kidding. |
| 01:25:49 |
I realize that, sir. |
| 01:25:55 |
He's your biggest fan. |
| 01:25:57 |
Hello? That's my water. |
| 01:26:00 |
You know, I didn't touch mine, |
| 01:26:04 |
Happy Valentine's Day. |
| 01:26:05 |
Well, same to you. |
| 01:26:07 |
-Charlie! |
| 01:26:08 |
She said happy Valentine's Day. |
| 01:26:10 |
-Look-- |
| 01:26:12 |
I'm sorry this place is such a zoo. |
| 01:26:14 |
It's fine. I mean, they're fighting, |
| 01:26:22 |
God. |
| 01:26:25 |
Jason, I really like you... |
| 01:26:29 |
and I was-- I just... |
| 01:26:33 |
I'm just wondering how you feel... |
| 01:26:37 |
about the idea of... |
| 01:26:41 |
God. I've gotta-- |
| 01:26:44 |
-Sure, sure, sure. Yeah, yeah. Go. Yeah. |
| 01:26:47 |
Go ahead. |
| 01:26:48 |
-Be right back. |
| 01:26:57 |
All right, Stanley, listen to me. |
| 01:27:00 |
We're gonna make this hard, |
| 01:27:03 |
Yes, we can get you |
| 01:27:05 |
Yes. But with the door open, |
| 01:27:08 |
Okay. Bye-bye now. Hi. |
| 01:27:10 |
Hi. Welcome to the Beverly Wilshire. |
| 01:27:13 |
-How many checking in? |
| 01:27:14 |
-2? |
| 01:27:15 |
Well, technically, it's 2. |
| 01:27:19 |
A person and a dog. |
| 01:27:22 |
Okay. |
| 01:27:23 |
And by the way, |
| 01:27:26 |
You too. |
| 01:27:29 |
And Julia's not even in love |
| 01:27:33 |
How do you know that? |
| 01:27:34 |
She was too calm about the whole thing. |
| 01:27:39 |
Listen: |
| 01:27:40 |
"The way of love is |
| 01:27:44 |
The door there is devastation." |
| 01:27:48 |
So according to Rumi, |
| 01:27:51 |
Listen. You don't step into love, my friend, |
| 01:27:56 |
You ever seen somebody fall |
| 01:28:01 |
It's ugly, bro. Toxic, septic. |
| 01:28:04 |
Come on, boss. Still got a few hours left. |
| 01:28:07 |
Make something happen |
| 01:28:10 |
-Cookie? |
| 01:28:12 |
Day's not over yet, man. Give me some. |
| 01:28:15 |
Hey, tell me something. |
| 01:28:19 |
That's easy. I married my best friend. |
| 01:28:24 |
Thought I was your best friend. |
| 01:28:25 |
Yeah, you're my man. That's my lady. |
| 01:28:29 |
-Night. |
| 01:28:32 |
-Go give your wife those cookies. |
| 01:28:35 |
Yeah. Best for the best. |
| 01:29:03 |
-Kate. Hey, have a great trip. |
| 01:29:06 |
Yeah. |
| 01:29:08 |
-This is my taxi! |
| 01:29:10 |
-I been waiting 45 minutes. |
| 01:29:17 |
-Hey, Redmond. |
| 01:29:19 |
-Did you have to wait long? |
| 01:29:22 |
-Check any bags? |
| 01:29:27 |
They're right through there. |
| 01:29:38 |
May I help you, captain? |
| 01:29:41 |
Thank you. |
| 01:29:43 |
You okay? |
| 01:29:44 |
No, I'm fine. It's just the SuperShuttle, |
| 01:29:49 |
Thought I'd pay for a cab, and I go there, |
| 01:29:52 |
-Now I'm headed to the rental car place. |
| 01:29:56 |
-I'm gonna help. |
| 01:29:58 |
Yeah, I have a car. |
| 01:30:00 |
I live in the Valley. |
| 01:30:01 |
I want you to have it. |
| 01:30:04 |
You should spend every possible second |
| 01:30:06 |
And it's already paid for. |
| 01:30:08 |
Redmond will take you |
| 01:30:10 |
You just give him the address. |
| 01:30:15 |
Thank you. Thank you. |
| 01:30:20 |
He's a lucky man. |
| 01:30:27 |
-Thank you. |
| 01:30:32 |
Rani, sweetheart, why are you moping? |
| 01:30:35 |
Is this about a boy |
| 01:30:38 |
Did you get many valentines? |
| 01:30:42 |
When the time is right, your father and I... |
| 01:30:44 |
we are going to find you |
| 01:30:48 |
Hey, cheer up, Rani. |
| 01:30:51 |
Alex, please, for now, |
| 01:30:53 |
I have an Indian wedding, |
| 01:30:59 |
Perfect. |
| 01:31:01 |
Beverly Wilshire, this is Michelle. |
| 01:31:02 |
Yeah, I'm gonna have to put you on hold. |
| 01:31:06 |
Excuse me. |
| 01:31:07 |
You didn't happen to see a really pretty girl, |
| 01:31:11 |
-Are you a guest of the hotel, or...? |
| 01:31:16 |
Okay. Yeah, she was on the phone, |
| 01:31:19 |
-Okay. Thanks. |
| 01:31:22 |
Put the blindfold on right now, Stanley. |
| 01:31:25 |
You know what's gonna happen |
| 01:31:28 |
Sugar and your little kitty cat... |
| 01:31:30 |
We're gonna lick you |
| 01:31:35 |
Scratchy little tongues |
| 01:31:43 |
Stanley, I'm gonna have to have |
| 01:31:48 |
Talk to you next time. Thank you. |
| 01:31:51 |
God. |
| 01:31:53 |
That is a really unusual way |
| 01:31:56 |
-It's not what you think. |
| 01:31:59 |
Because what I think it is is you leaving me |
| 01:32:05 |
-No, no, no. |
| 01:32:06 |
you're not someone who licks people |
| 01:32:10 |
I moonlight |
| 01:32:14 |
-Like phone sex? |
| 01:32:20 |
This is the busiest day of the year |
| 01:32:23 |
Surprise. |
| 01:32:28 |
Why didn't you tell me? |
| 01:32:31 |
Okay. |
| 01:32:33 |
I'm broke. I have a hundred-K student loan |
| 01:32:37 |
I have no health insurance. |
| 01:32:39 |
So if you know of a job |
| 01:32:42 |
more than $40 an hour, |
| 01:32:46 |
Okay. |
| 01:32:48 |
-I'm out. |
| 01:32:51 |
Well, you know, |
| 01:32:54 |
I don't know if I can afford it. |
| 01:32:57 |
I'm sorry, that was-- I'm sorry. |
| 01:33:00 |
Come on, you know I didn't mean that. |
| 01:33:04 |
This is way too much for me, okay? |
| 01:33:06 |
I'm from Muncie, Indiana. |
| 01:33:08 |
Like, the wildest thing I ever did was... |
| 01:33:10 |
leave Muncie, Indiana. |
| 01:33:13 |
-Look, this is me, it's not you. |
| 01:33:17 |
I just... |
| 01:33:19 |
I'm sorry, Liz. |
| 01:33:27 |
Welcome to the Hollywood Forever Cemetery. |
| 01:33:30 |
Enjoy your romantic evening. |
| 01:33:33 |
Please, everyone form a single-file line. |
| 01:33:40 |
She said she would meet me |
| 01:33:43 |
but she's not here yet, and-- |
| 01:33:44 |
I got her these flowers |
| 01:33:47 |
I mean, it was a small fire. |
| 01:33:51 |
We're sold out. |
| 01:33:53 |
I'm sorry, sir, but we are completely |
| 01:33:57 |
No, you don't understand. |
| 01:34:00 |
But I mean, I packed a basket. |
| 01:34:03 |
-Ham hocks and squid and-- |
| 01:34:05 |
you know what, sir? |
| 01:34:07 |
I have an extra ticket. |
| 01:34:09 |
-That's your ticket? |
| 01:34:11 |
It's your lucky night. Have a great time. |
| 01:34:16 |
-So who do I thank? |
| 01:34:19 |
Edgar, from New York. |
| 01:34:21 |
Yeah, my wife and I used to come here |
| 01:34:25 |
Well, except tonight. |
| 01:34:27 |
Well, you know, |
| 01:34:30 |
On Valentine's Day. |
| 01:34:33 |
Well, yeah, not a good one. |
| 01:34:36 |
Pretty much the worst |
| 01:34:39 |
You wanna bet? |
| 01:34:41 |
Thank you, officers. |
| 01:34:43 |
-Thank you, Nikki. They're beautiful. |
| 01:34:45 |
Siena Bouquet. |
| 01:34:48 |
Yeah, we're still open |
| 01:34:51 |
Mister? |
| 01:34:53 |
You owe me flowers. |
| 01:35:05 |
Where we taking them? |
| 01:35:15 |
Okay, I'm gonna go now. |
| 01:35:26 |
You came. |
| 01:35:30 |
What happened? |
| 01:35:45 |
He's married. |
| 01:36:17 |
Now that's open-heart surgery. |
| 01:36:21 |
-Peppermint Pattie? |
| 01:36:26 |
Don't step on the people, |
| 01:36:30 |
Step on the grass. |
| 01:36:32 |
This telephone girl, you like her? |
| 01:36:36 |
Thought maybe she had the trifecta. |
| 01:36:40 |
Trifecta? What's that? |
| 01:36:42 |
You know, |
| 01:36:44 |
Smart, sensitive, sexy. |
| 01:36:49 |
That's my trifecta. |
| 01:36:52 |
Her? |
| 01:36:53 |
You mean, like, literally, that--? |
| 01:36:55 |
-Literally. Her. |
| 01:36:59 |
Still is. |
| 01:37:07 |
Hey, hey. |
| 01:37:09 |
-You guys came! |
| 01:37:10 |
I thought you were going out |
| 01:37:13 |
I thought you had a date |
| 01:37:15 |
Same guy. |
| 01:37:16 |
-No. |
| 01:37:18 |
Booked back-to-back at the same |
| 01:37:21 |
-What? |
| 01:37:23 |
-Right here. Sit down. |
| 01:37:26 |
What happened to the piñata? |
| 01:37:28 |
-It got what it deserved. |
| 01:37:32 |
-Hey, guys. |
| 01:37:35 |
I'm driving around, looking in all |
| 01:37:38 |
Anyways, like I said, just call me back. |
| 01:37:40 |
But no big deal, I've got it under control, |
| 01:37:45 |
I've found him! Found him. |
| 01:37:48 |
My God, he's in a van. Shit! |
| 01:37:51 |
Edison! |
| 01:37:54 |
Burn, baby, burn! |
| 01:37:57 |
Justin Levy. |
| 01:37:58 |
Broke up with me |
| 01:38:00 |
still showed up to my party. |
| 01:38:03 |
Burn, baby, burn! |
| 01:38:06 |
Ivonne Quinteros. |
| 01:38:08 |
Dumped me for the piano player |
| 01:38:12 |
-2 hours ago. |
| 01:38:14 |
-Burn, baby, burn! |
| 01:38:19 |
-Hey, Kelvin. |
| 01:38:21 |
Back to the wine. |
| 01:38:23 |
-What are you doing here? |
| 01:38:25 |
before my 10:00 broadcast, somebody |
| 01:38:29 |
-How did you find us? |
| 01:38:32 |
Right, right. Well, welcome. |
| 01:38:36 |
-Hi. I'm Julia. |
| 01:38:39 |
-Hi. So you guys know each other? |
| 01:38:42 |
What misadventure of the heart |
| 01:38:45 |
Actually, I'm Kara's date. |
| 01:38:49 |
-Fascinating. |
| 01:39:02 |
-Edison! |
| 01:39:05 |
-Don't move! |
| 01:39:08 |
Okay, but you can't do that to me. |
| 01:39:11 |
I know, I know. |
| 01:39:14 |
-She had to get her flowers. |
| 01:39:16 |
-Yeah, I'm his babysitter. |
| 01:39:21 |
Look, I'm glad you're okay. |
| 01:39:24 |
Do you want me to come in there |
| 01:39:26 |
No. I think this is one of those things |
| 01:39:32 |
I've been driving Holden for a long time. |
| 01:39:34 |
He's never given his car up for anybody. |
| 01:39:37 |
You must be pretty special. |
| 01:39:40 |
Over? Why do you keep |
| 01:39:45 |
I love you. |
| 01:39:49 |
Edgar! |
| 01:39:52 |
-Hey, get out of the way! |
| 01:39:55 |
-Edgar! |
| 01:39:58 |
Down in front! |
| 01:39:59 |
Edgar, where are you? |
| 01:40:03 |
-Who the hell is Edgar? |
| 01:40:06 |
-Edgar, answer me. |
| 01:40:09 |
-Lady, I can't see through you. |
| 01:40:13 |
-Estelle! |
| 01:40:16 |
-Estelle! |
| 01:40:19 |
I'm here! I'm coming. |
| 01:40:23 |
Sorry. |
| 01:40:24 |
-I see. |
| 01:40:30 |
Listen to me. I know I let you down. |
| 01:40:33 |
Maybe you don't think |
| 01:40:35 |
but you're gonna give it to me anyway, |
| 01:40:39 |
-you love all of them. That's the job. |
| 01:40:43 |
I'm so sorry. |
| 01:40:45 |
And now, please, you gotta love |
| 01:40:48 |
Not just the good things, |
| 01:40:50 |
The things that you find lovable, |
| 01:40:54 |
I understand. |
| 01:40:56 |
I'll never leave you. |
| 01:41:23 |
At first I was afraid, I was petrified |
| 01:41:25 |
Kept thinking I could never live |
| 01:41:29 |
Then I spent so many nights |
| 01:41:33 |
And I grew strong |
| 01:41:36 |
And so you're back from outer space |
| 01:41:39 |
Julia, I found this little friend of Rani's, |
| 01:41:42 |
I'm not little. |
| 01:41:44 |
Edison, are you okay? |
| 01:41:47 |
Yeah, my babysitter's outside. |
| 01:41:49 |
Okay. |
| 01:41:51 |
-Now go |
| 01:41:53 |
-Walk out the door |
| 01:41:55 |
Just turn around now |
| 01:41:58 |
This is for you. |
| 01:42:01 |
-For me? |
| 01:42:10 |
Thank you. |
| 01:42:14 |
This is beautiful. |
| 01:42:16 |
Wha--? |
| 01:42:18 |
Are you sure that I am really the person |
| 01:42:22 |
Yeah. I mean, I think so. |
| 01:42:25 |
Why? |
| 01:42:26 |
Well, when you pick a valentine you have to |
| 01:42:31 |
Or else you could be overlooking someone |
| 01:42:38 |
Rani? But I don't love her. I love you. |
| 01:42:42 |
Is it our age difference |
| 01:42:45 |
Boom, boom, boom. |
| 01:42:47 |
Yeah, a little bit. |
| 01:42:48 |
Is it my height? Because I'm gonna grow. |
| 01:42:52 |
Well, then, no, it's not your height. |
| 01:42:54 |
It's just it wouldn't be right, |
| 01:42:58 |
Really? |
| 01:43:01 |
She's the only other 5th-grader |
| 01:43:04 |
-See? |
| 01:43:07 |
See, giraffes, it's something you guys |
| 01:43:09 |
See, it's things like that |
| 01:43:12 |
from someone that you like |
| 01:43:16 |
Has that ever happened to you, |
| 01:43:25 |
Hello? |
| 01:43:28 |
Hey, hey |
| 01:43:35 |
Back to the chocolate! |
| 01:43:39 |
I am the chocolate. |
| 01:43:40 |
You are. |
| 01:43:43 |
You are the most special valentine |
| 01:43:51 |
-But it was great. And bye. |
| 01:43:56 |
-Don't know how to do that. |
| 01:43:58 |
-There you go. Right on... |
| 01:44:01 |
I know, you gotta go to work. |
| 01:44:03 |
Bolly, bolly! |
| 01:44:05 |
[Anju Ramapriyam's |
| 01:44:11 |
Here. Happy Valentine's Day. |
| 01:44:15 |
I don't usually go for girls my own age, |
| 01:44:21 |
Thanks. |
| 01:44:27 |
I don't really have anything else to say. |
| 01:44:30 |
Now I'm wondering |
| 01:44:35 |
Here I am |
| 01:44:45 |
I saw Edison. |
| 01:44:47 |
I tipped the valet |
| 01:44:49 |
I have the delivery van |
| 01:44:51 |
We could take a trip to Mulholland. |
| 01:44:55 |
Alex, can I... |
| 01:44:58 |
I love it when you're honest. |
| 01:45:00 |
I don't know if I'm ready for this. |
| 01:45:04 |
-Lie to me. |
| 01:45:10 |
Signed, sealed, delivered |
| 01:45:13 |
I'm gonna go now. |
| 01:45:17 |
Signed, sealed, delivered |
| 01:45:20 |
Bye. |
| 01:45:25 |
I guess that I thought that if we did this, |
| 01:45:30 |
and now I'm realizing that something |
| 01:45:33 |
It has to happen. |
| 01:45:36 |
I mean, we have a chance |
| 01:45:38 |
But did you hear what you said, |
| 01:45:42 |
We shouldn't have to make it happen. |
| 01:45:47 |
Look, sit. |
| 01:45:49 |
This is so sweet, and... |
| 01:45:53 |
Look, Alex, I love you. I just-- |
| 01:45:57 |
I really think we should wait. |
| 01:46:00 |
I'm sorry. |
| 01:46:03 |
It's okay. I love you too. |
| 01:46:08 |
And... |
| 01:46:11 |
we can still make out. |
| 01:46:28 |
Bye. |
| 01:47:30 |
Paula Thomas. Whoever this is better have |
| 01:47:36 |
You want me to do what? |
| 01:47:39 |
Boy, do you know who you're talking to? |
| 01:47:45 |
Vladimir. |
| 01:47:51 |
Well, let me tell you something, Vladimir. |
| 01:47:54 |
You don't know what rough is until |
| 01:47:59 |
Let me get my stick. |
| 01:48:03 |
Kneel to Nzinga! |
| 01:48:12 |
Attention, I'm going home now. |
| 01:48:15 |
But I wanted to say goodnight |
| 01:48:18 |
and tell him that we all love him. |
| 01:48:26 |
Good night, Nikki. |
| 01:49:39 |
You saw. |
| 01:49:41 |
Yeah. |
| 01:49:46 |
I'd like to take to comment |
| 01:49:49 |
Quarterback sensation Sean Jackson... |
| 01:49:51 |
has popped the lock on the closet |
| 01:49:54 |
What does this mean? Will there be more |
| 01:49:58 |
These questions aside, Mr. Jackson's |
| 01:50:02 |
alongside Jackie Robinson, |
| 01:50:05 |
who endured their share |
| 01:50:08 |
But let's allow future generations to decide |
| 01:50:12 |
But let's be clear: |
| 01:50:15 |
it's about what a man will do for love. |
| 01:50:18 |
I stand behind you, Sean. Metaphorically. |
| 01:50:21 |
-Jeez. |
| 01:50:22 |
Good night. |
| 01:50:24 |
And that's it for tonight's news. |
| 01:50:27 |
Happy Valentine's Day to all of you. |
| 01:50:33 |
-Good. Hey, man. |
| 01:50:34 |
-Hey, way to go, bro. |
| 01:50:37 |
You sneaky little cupid. |
| 01:50:39 |
You got romantic after all, didn't you? |
| 01:50:41 |
I may get a few letters on that, |
| 01:50:44 |
-Thank you. |
| 01:50:46 |
Same to you. |
| 01:50:48 |
Well, those stairs never looked so good. |
| 01:50:52 |
Interesting perspective on Sean Jackson. |
| 01:51:11 |
Just a second. |
| 01:51:19 |
Who is it? |
| 01:51:23 |
You forgot your camera. |
| 01:51:28 |
Can I come in? |
| 01:51:33 |
Sure. |
| 01:51:38 |
Jason, I feel bad about |
| 01:51:41 |
It was awkward, and I'm sorry. |
| 01:51:43 |
But that is the only thing |
| 01:51:46 |
No. I should be the one apologizing. |
| 01:51:50 |
If you want to be |
| 01:51:56 |
that's cool. |
| 01:51:58 |
I don't know, Jason. |
| 01:52:00 |
When you found out something about me |
| 01:52:04 |
I don't think that's a promising |
| 01:52:07 |
You know what? You're right. |
| 01:52:10 |
And I actually learned something. |
| 01:52:14 |
In a relationship... |
| 01:52:15 |
you have to accept the other person... |
| 01:52:17 |
for all of what they are, |
| 01:52:21 |
And you're stupid |
| 01:52:23 |
if you turn your back |
| 01:52:28 |
as... |
| 01:52:31 |
love. |
| 01:52:36 |
So I bought this for you. At the store. |
| 01:52:50 |
And this one goes... |
| 01:53:10 |
Sugar can't answer the phone right now. |
| 01:53:14 |
She's got to make love |
| 01:53:23 |
And, for the record, this is what I like. |
| 01:53:26 |
Simple. |
| 01:53:40 |
Yeah. |
| 01:53:42 |
Let's just keep it really simple. |
| 01:53:44 |
-I also like make-up sex. |
| 01:53:48 |
-You too? |
| 01:53:49 |
Yay! |
| 01:54:17 |
Hi. |
| 01:54:22 |
-Sorry. |
| 01:54:26 |
What are you doing with the flowers? |
| 01:54:29 |
They're all the ones that nobody wants. |
| 01:54:32 |
So you're giving them a second life? |
| 01:54:35 |
Yeah, most shops throw them away. |
| 01:54:40 |
I like the idea that tomorrow, somebody's |
| 01:54:45 |
Yeah. |
| 01:54:46 |
--wonder where they come from. |
| 01:54:49 |
I used to actually put them together... |
| 01:54:53 |
and practice new designs with them... |
| 01:54:55 |
and drop them off at a random doorstep |
| 01:54:59 |
"Somebody out there loves you." |
| 01:55:02 |
Then I got to thinking... |
| 01:55:05 |
what if they found out |
| 01:55:09 |
Would they want me to be the one that |
| 01:55:13 |
I would... |
| 01:55:17 |
want that. |
| 01:55:24 |
Am I about to kiss my best friend? |
| 01:55:28 |
I hope so. |
| 01:55:40 |
-Not great. |
| 01:55:43 |
-Just not great. |
| 01:55:45 |
-But this is my old-- Where I get down. |
| 01:55:48 |
You really helped me out. Susan is... |
| 01:55:50 |
-Giving me a chance to be number 1. |
| 01:55:53 |
-Thank you, again. |
| 01:55:55 |
-I'm gonna have to teach you. |
| 01:55:57 |
-No-- I'll teach you this. |
| 01:55:59 |
-Keep the fist-- It's a little-- |
| 01:56:02 |
-No, no, no. Open your-- |
| 01:56:04 |
-You know what? I got a better idea. |
| 01:56:14 |
Okay. |
| 01:56:16 |
That was nice. |
| 01:56:22 |
Well, you didn't exactly, like, |
| 01:56:25 |
Well, we've never practiced, |
| 01:56:29 |
-Maybe we should practice, then. |
| 01:56:51 |
Mommy! |
| 01:56:57 |
You're so big. |
| 01:57:03 |
You're so big. |
| 01:57:20 |
-Did you imagine it better or worse? |
| 01:57:23 |
-You imagined it better? |
| 01:57:25 |
-Really? |
| 01:57:26 |
-Well, I hate that I'm not living up to my-- |
| 01:57:44 |
It's Romeo Midnight, one last time. |
| 01:57:48 |
Only 30 seconds left now |
| 01:57:52 |
So count it down with me, lovers. |
| 01:57:54 |
And raise your glass to those |
| 01:57:58 |
"Let's get naked." |
| 01:58:14 |
I never had a inkling before, man. |
| 01:58:17 |
I need to get to the airport. |
| 01:58:21 |
Stupid--! |
| 01:58:29 |
Vladimir! Let me get my whip. |
| 01:58:34 |
You know I always |
| 01:58:40 |
Just-- Let's do-- |
| 01:58:42 |
I never had a inkling before. |
| 01:58:46 |
Shoot, we gotta get to the-- |
| 01:58:48 |
It's stupid. Stupid seat belt! |
| 01:58:59 |
There's a-- |
| 01:59:02 |
You on Facebook? |
| 01:59:05 |
I can't hear out of this ear. |
| 01:59:09 |
Are you guys on Facebook? |
| 01:59:11 |
I never had a inkling before. |
| 01:59:14 |
All right. I gotta get to the airport. |
| 01:59:17 |
She's probably at the gate by now. |
| 01:59:21 |
How did you do that? |
| 01:59:28 |
-Hey, I'm Taylor. |
| 01:59:31 |
Yeah. It's confusing. Yeah, we know that. |
| 01:59:33 |
Marker. |
| 01:59:35 |
If you look out the window, |
| 01:59:37 |
we're passing |
| 01:59:39 |
-Have you ever shopped here? |
| 01:59:42 |
But, big mistake. Big. Huge. |
