Valhalla

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00:00:10 Listen...
00:00:13 The wind tells a story,
00:00:19 - when Yggdrasil, the Tree of Life,
00:00:25 In Asgard,
00:00:31 Here lived the one-eyed Odin,
00:00:35 - and the mighty Thor,
00:00:44 From all over Asgard, the gods
00:00:51 - the greatest castle of all.
00:00:55 Here they received the worship
00:00:59 - which gives strength
00:01:03 From Valhalla,
00:01:07 - and from here,
00:01:12 To gather news from faraway lands.
00:01:20 Beyond the land of Utgard -
00:01:23 - home of the race of trolls
00:01:28 - the lords of darkness and chaos...
00:01:33 Beyond Utgard was Midgard,
00:01:39 Home of proud Vikings
00:01:43 From time to time,
00:01:47 - to visit their human worshippers.
00:02:53 Tjalfe, come inside!
00:02:56 You'll get soaked, you silly boy!
00:03:13 Shoo!
00:03:26 Roskva! Come back, both of you,
00:04:30 Greetings, good people.
00:04:34 I am Loki, the magnificent.
00:04:38 This gentleman is Thor, the god
00:04:42 That'll do.
00:04:47 - We haven't much food to offer...
00:04:51 - I'll kill one of my goats.
00:04:55 But isn't that unfair
00:05:00 Don't worry. He's used to it.
00:05:04 Are you really the mighty Thor?
00:05:10 Yes.
00:05:16 Why are you sulking, Roskva?
00:05:19 He can't just kill the goat like that.
00:05:22 Of course he can.
00:05:25 He's a god. He protects us
00:05:29 He is a mighty warrior.
00:05:34 Take this, and that, you monster!
00:05:37 And now, the final blow!
00:05:44 So you give up, huh?
00:05:48 Tjalfe, the mighty cow slayer.
00:05:51 You wait and see.
00:05:57 Children, come in here.
00:06:07 The meat is tender.
00:06:12 Remember:
00:06:15 - but don't break the bones.
00:06:19 Throw them onto the skin afterwards.
00:06:22 Tomorrow, when I spin
00:06:26 - the skin and bones
00:06:36 Here's a great story.
00:06:39 Once I was out fishing,
00:06:44 Unfortunately, it got away.
00:06:48 Me and Hymer the giant
00:06:53 - that surrounds the world
00:06:57 For hook I used an anchor,
00:07:46 ...just when I was about to land it.
00:07:52 The Midgard Serpent
00:07:56 I should have known better
00:08:00 Bunch of sissies, giants...
00:08:05 Tell me, Tjalfe,
00:08:10 I love it!
00:08:13 - Why don't you have a taste, then?
00:08:17 There are so many bones.
00:08:22 But perhaps you are afraid?
00:08:35 - Thunder.
00:09:25 What's this?
00:09:35 Look at that.
00:09:41 - Er... I think it was me.
00:09:46 - But he said that...
00:09:50 - Boys will be boys.
00:09:54 Let's say that as punishment for
00:10:00 - and be your servant.
00:10:05 - Well, I don't know...
00:10:09 Today is your lucky day, young man.
00:10:12 It is a rare privilege to become
00:10:16 Congratulations, my dear friends.
00:10:22 Servant to the thunder god...
00:10:25 - Will he be all right?
00:10:30 What an honour!
00:10:33 He is to live in Asgard
00:10:39 Now, let's have some breakfast.
00:10:42 - Where are you going, Tjalfe?
00:10:48 - Will you get to fly in the wagon?
00:10:52 - But aren't you afraid?
00:10:57 I get to see the world and go on
00:11:02 - Can I come too, Tjalfe?
00:11:07 Run along now.
00:11:13 Roskva...
00:11:15 I'll be leaving soon,
00:12:07 - It ought to be around here.
00:12:10 The rainbow, young man.
00:12:14 Ah, there it is.
00:12:24 Come along, Tjalfe.
00:12:34 Pretty, isn't it?
00:12:59 - It won't break, will it?
00:13:03 - I built it myself.
00:13:39 And so Roskva and Tjalfe
00:13:44 Asgard, the land of wonders.
00:13:48 The land of the gods.
00:13:51 To Yggdrasil, the Tree of Life.
00:13:55 To Valhalla.
00:13:58 And to Bilskirnir, Thor's home.
00:14:10 Tjalfe! Roskva!
00:14:15 Adventure...
00:14:18 Tjalfe, hurry up.
00:14:22 Tjalfe! Roskva!
00:14:29 Work, work, work.
00:14:33 Thor is always out rumbling and
00:14:38 Well, you know Loki.
00:14:40 For the last time: Get me out
00:14:46 Pull me up immediately, or it's
00:14:53 Quark, my little friend...
00:14:56 Please help Uncle Loki out of here.
00:15:01 Good boy.
00:15:04 Damned brat! You're disgusting.
00:15:10 Help! Can anyone hear me?
00:15:13 Help!
00:15:21 They're crying because
00:15:26 I don't remember when I was teething,
00:15:36 Sif, he's wet again.
00:15:40 Hello, everybody.
00:15:47 Sif.
00:15:52 - Having fun, boy?
00:15:58 What a day.
00:16:02 Tjalfe!
00:16:05 Some mead.
00:16:15 Come to Daddy.
00:16:18 Thanks, son.
00:16:22 I might take you out
00:16:29 Roskva, Thor said
00:16:54 Sif, they're crying.
00:16:57 So I hear.
00:17:03 - Can't you do something?
00:17:15 There.
00:17:18 Let's eat.
00:17:22 - Hello, my dear friends.
00:17:28 - What is that?
00:17:32 I met some extraordinary people.
00:17:36 - Trolls and giants, I suppose.
00:17:41 - It's pure magic.
00:17:44 - Have you been at Utgardsloki's?
00:17:54 - Loki, control your little friend.
00:17:58 I take an apple, a few rose leaves,
00:18:03 A beautiful, bright,
00:18:11 ...bat?
00:18:16 You little brat! Go stand in the corner
00:18:20 If you're so good at magic,
00:18:24 Unfortunately,
00:19:05 What's he doing now?
00:19:10 - There, there...
00:19:14 - Loki, who is he?
00:19:18 I needed a bat for the next trick
00:19:25 - From now on...
00:19:28 No more trouble!
00:19:30 Roskva, Tjalfe. Gather round.
00:19:36 We need two pebbles
00:19:40 Mix them all together. A little water,
00:19:45 Loki! The little beast
00:19:50 - How long is that brat staying?
00:19:55 Well, I can't wait for that.
00:20:01 That does it!
00:20:06 Calm down, Thor.
00:20:35 Sif will be livid. If you want to
00:20:38 I'll clean up in here.
00:20:59 Dear me, what a mess.
00:21:03 Poor things. I wish I could help,
00:21:07 I'll be in my room.
00:21:31 Out!
00:21:36 - What's he doing here?
00:22:13 I could sure use some breakfast.
00:22:18 Where is everything?
00:22:25 Never mind.
00:22:36 Good morning, dear children.
00:22:43 What? Oh, no!
00:22:46 I noticed you hadn't quite finished.
00:22:51 - You made the mess!
00:22:55 You seem to forget something.
00:23:02 - Now, start sweeping!
00:23:07 - You'll do as I say.
00:23:11 - This isn't your house.
00:23:22 Him again? Just wait
00:23:26 He won't listen to us.
00:23:32 Odin!
00:23:36 - What about him?
00:23:40 He should be able to help us
00:23:44 King of the gods?
00:23:48 - We had better wait for Thor.
00:23:57 Long way down, isn't it?
00:24:00 We have to wait for Thor.
00:24:05 He definitely won't listen to you.
00:24:10 What are you doing?
00:24:15 Escaping.
00:24:17 We don't care, do we?
00:25:24 - Out of the shadows they came.
00:25:29 At you service we are.
00:25:34 - Well, do you know the way?
00:25:37 We want to ask him
00:25:45 - Strange creatures from beyond.
00:25:50 Of time.
00:25:52 No. I think you've got it wrong.
00:25:56 The king watches over his men.
00:26:00 The head is in trouble
00:26:04 - We just want to speak to...
00:26:09 Come along.
00:26:12 Come, Quark.
00:26:55 That head is really creepy.
00:27:15 Why hasn't it got a body?
00:27:43 Boo! Boo!
00:27:54 Stupid that was.
00:28:01 I beg your pardon.
00:28:04 We have a small problem,
00:28:09 We've been terribly mistreated,
00:28:14 - Hey, I'm talking to you!
00:28:20 Odin wants to be left alone.
00:28:26 How did you get past me?
00:28:29 Nobody is allowed to disturb Odin!
00:28:34 Will you get outta here...
00:28:41 Silence!
00:28:43 Look what I've done.
00:28:51 Rolf, you may leave.
00:28:53 How dare you disturb the king
00:28:59 Well, sir...
00:29:03 - we're being terribly mistreated
00:29:08 My brother and I, and Quark here,
00:29:14 I don't mind working,
00:29:17 But Loki never helps...
00:29:23 Get away from the board, you little
00:29:28 What are you two worms doing here
00:29:37 I'm dizzy!
00:29:47 Well, what happened?
00:29:51 They kicked us out.
00:29:56 Of course. Then I would
00:29:59 I told you Odin wouldn't listen
00:30:03 Why are you always so mean to him?
00:30:25 - I'm hungry.
00:30:29 - I'm cold.
00:30:32 - I can't wait to get home.
00:30:37 - Why do you always pick on him?
00:30:43 - That does it. Goodbye.
00:32:13 Oh, Quark!
00:32:42 Good day, young man.
00:32:50 Only you will see clearly
00:32:54 - And the thunder stills.
00:32:58 - Rumbles.
00:33:01 Just trust your eyes.
00:33:06 And hold on to your belief, human.
00:33:10 All beings need one another,
00:33:16 Someone needs you.
00:33:19 Needs you!
00:33:44 Roskva, I've been thinking.
00:33:47 I mean...
00:33:52 We could build a tree house and
00:39:54 Hooray for Quark!
00:40:07 You know what, Quark?
00:40:22 So there you are.
00:40:27 You two are coming home, now!
00:40:34 No, not you.
00:40:39 That does it!
00:40:44 - No, you can't do that.
00:40:48 - Because I...
00:40:52 Well, the giants... Utgardsloki,
00:40:57 - and I bet I could teach him
00:41:02 And now I'm stuck with him.
00:41:05 - I'm taking him back.
00:41:09 And you're coming with us.
00:41:28 - Utgard.
00:41:31 - Giants, beware!
00:41:36 - To Utgardsloki!
00:41:45 Cheers!
00:41:49 Bottoms up!
00:41:58 Think I'm an airstrip, do you?
00:42:02 Cheers, you ugly creep!
00:42:45 Here comes dessert.
00:43:05 Remember Quark?
00:43:17 I call dibs on the offal.
00:43:46 Oh, little Quark...
00:43:52 I'd sure like to see
00:43:56 I'll bet they have their hands full.
00:44:05 Has it occurred to you
00:45:31 Well, if it isn't Thor and his friends.
00:45:36 Allow me to introduce myself.
00:45:39 I'm called Skrymer,
00:45:46 What brings you to... Ouch!
00:45:51 - I believe this is yours.
00:45:55 That little monster is going
00:45:59 To Utgardsloki, I presume?
00:46:03 Right. And when I see him...
00:46:07 You and Utgardsloki don't seem
00:46:13 Well, I must go.
00:46:48 They fell for it.
00:46:53 Now for some magic.
00:46:56 You'll receive our visitors.
00:47:02 Open up!
00:47:09 What a surprise.
00:47:16 What brings you here?
00:47:18 This.
00:47:21 Put your nose out of joint, did he?
00:47:24 He's all yours now. Goodbye.
00:47:27 You want to fight, do you?
00:47:33 The same old Thor.
00:47:40 We thought we'd seen
00:47:45 Rumour has is -
00:47:47 - that you're having trouble
00:47:54 I guess it's partly my fault.
00:47:57 Anyone can see that Thor doesn't
00:48:04 Given the size of the problem...
00:48:09 Let's not quarrel over
00:48:13 Let's have a series of contests.
00:48:16 Whoever wins is relieved
00:48:21 Or are you afraid of losing?
00:48:24 Afraid? You're talking to
00:48:34 I can handle any giant.
00:48:38 Excuse me,
00:48:52 For the gods... Loki!
00:49:07 And for the giants... Logi!
00:49:30 He who reaches the string first, wins.
00:49:33 My dear trolls and giants,
00:49:47 Begin.
00:51:02 Loki, Loki, Loki...!
00:52:10 Not bad.
00:52:15 No, not me.
00:52:21 - And you, young man?
00:52:25 Come on. You're not afraid
00:52:29 Well, yes and no. I...
00:52:32 A race, yes.
00:52:37 And I've decided
00:52:49 On your marks... Ready...
00:52:53 Get set...
00:52:56 Go!
00:53:01 He's so stupid.
00:53:09 Enough is enough.
00:53:12 Sure, sure it is.
00:53:15 If you are my equal -
00:53:19 - you can empty my horn
00:53:23 Sure I can!
00:53:57 Fair is fair, old friend.
00:54:01 See if you can lift
00:54:07 - My patience is running out!
00:55:22 Stop!
00:55:24 Yes, we don't want any harm
00:55:30 That's just like you.
00:55:33 To stop when I was winning!
00:55:39 Enough!
00:55:44 I'm not leaving until one of you
00:55:53 Oops...
00:56:00 - I need to talk to you.
00:56:10 Fight me, Thor.
00:56:20 What? An old woman?
00:56:24 - You must be joking.
00:56:29 - She is stronger than you think.
00:56:35 How about a dance, my dear lady?
00:57:04 Good day, young man.
00:57:08 - Remember. Only you...
00:57:12 - Someone needs you.
00:57:28 Thor!
00:57:47 Thor, the old woman...
00:58:11 Aren't you gonna do something?
00:58:29 Take this! And that,
00:59:03 Can't you see?
00:59:07 He's dying!
00:59:27 His face...
00:59:34 No! It's not true.
00:59:37 No.
00:59:41 Thor! Wake up!
00:59:47 Gods can't die.
01:00:11 Only you will see clearly
01:00:16 - and the thunder stills.
01:00:23 I must believe, I must believe.
01:01:01 What happened?
01:01:04 She's a tough old lady.
01:01:09 What are you looking at?
01:01:14 All right, so she won.
01:01:37 What is going on?
01:01:48 Shut up!
01:01:51 Well, my friend.
01:01:54 So Quark stays with you. Right?
01:01:58 Come on, let's party. Music!
01:02:01 Come on, let's all party!
01:02:07 Victory is ours
01:02:11 victory is ours
01:02:14 the gods are pitiful, the gods
01:02:21 you're staying with us
01:03:08 Here you go.
01:04:07 - Remarkable old woman.
01:04:12 - I think they've been having us on.
01:04:17 - Be quiet. I'm thinking.
01:04:21 I'm quite sure they used magic.
01:04:25 - I'm sorry I lost, boy.
01:04:31 - I saw it in the mirror.
01:04:34 It wasn't a cat at all.
01:04:38 And you didn't lose either, Loki.
01:04:43 - The old woman beat me, though.
01:04:48 Thor, she was Age.
01:04:54 I'll show those scoundrels!
01:04:58 Just a moment. We don't want
01:05:03 - I will handle this.
01:05:06 Yes, me.
01:05:08 Now, listen closely...
01:05:16 Children, go play.
01:05:19 And then...
01:05:28 This will do.
01:05:41 Good morning, my dear friends.
01:05:46 I hope you enjoyed your stay.
01:05:49 - Too bad you have to keep Quark.
01:05:55 - Won't we, Thor?
01:06:03 Have a safe journey.
01:06:07 And by the way, my friends -
01:06:10 - I wasn't my usual
01:06:15 Those contests...
01:06:19 - Simple magic.
01:06:23 Things aren't always
01:06:27 Like this little creature here.
01:06:33 Unfortunately, the spell doesn't last.
01:06:46 - What have you done to him?
01:06:51 The real Quark is...
01:06:56 I locked him up, but as long as we
01:07:08 - It's a chicken.
01:07:16 You got me, you old goat.
01:07:21 I'll keep the little brat.
01:07:49 There is so much to tell.
01:07:53 They're so ugly and cunning,
01:07:58 But once I realised
01:08:02 - well, I duped them.
01:08:06 - Boy...
01:08:10 - For you.
01:08:22 A real sword!
01:08:25 Thank you.
01:08:30 Remember, son. A true warrior