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00:00:31	[thunderclap]
00:00:39	I think I saw something.
00:00:41	Steady, lads.
00:00:43	Just a few flaps more, we'll be over
00:00:51	Falcons!.
00:00:54	- Five o'clock. They're coming in hot.
00:01:00	[screaming]
00:01:01	Stay with me, Pirate.
00:01:06	[buoy bell ringing]
00:01:16	Whoa.
00:01:18	Wing Commander Gutsy,
00:01:20	this just in from a seagull near Dover.
00:01:22	None of them made it back alive.
00:01:24	None of them? But...
00:01:26	- But those were some of our top fliers.
00:01:29	- I'm just the messenger pigeon.
00:01:32	If we don't find
00:01:36	our goose is going to be cooked.
00:02:17	[crowing]
00:02:19	[coughing]
00:02:22	[man] Birds On The March.
00:02:25	Across the nation
00:02:27	pigeons are taking wing
00:02:30	Delivering top-secret messages
00:02:33	these fine-feathered aviators
00:02:36	are the pride of the Allied forces,
00:02:40	It's the Royal Homing Pigeon
00:02:44	Whether cutting through enemy lines,
00:02:48	these proud pigeons
00:02:52	But don 't count out the doves,
00:02:54	War bond birds play a vital role
00:02:57	in raising seeds for the troops,
00:02:59	Wait a minute, Ahoy, mates,
00:03:01	Nursing doves at two o 'clock,
00:03:03	Now, that's what I call a task force,
00:03:06	Luxury bird baths? Why not?
00:03:09	These hearty heroes
00:03:12	Of course, not just any pigeon
00:03:15	- [honking]
00:03:17	for a few brave recruits,
00:03:19	And there they go,
00:03:24	Homing pigeons, we salute you,
00:03:26	- Wow.
00:03:28	[chattering]
00:03:31	This is the shot, boys.
00:03:34	- Two in the corner...
00:03:36	- [groaning]
00:03:38	Oh, sorry. Felix!
00:03:40	Felix! I could do it.
00:03:43	Do what, laddie?
00:03:45	I could be one of those brave recruits,
00:03:49	I know I could. I know it.
00:03:51	Valiant.
00:03:52	Did I ever tell you,
00:03:55	I was already on the shores of France.
00:03:58	Aquatic Brigade. Gull Division.
00:04:00	If it weren't for me wooden drumstick,
00:04:05	I'd be out there right now.
00:04:07	You're right.
00:04:10	A pigeon with that,
00:04:12	You know it's not a bloke's
00:04:15	It's the size of his spirit.
00:04:19	Hey, everybody, look outside!
00:04:21	- Ooh. Aaah.
00:04:24	[excited chatter]
00:04:34	Royal Homing Pigeon Service.
00:04:37	Magnificent devils.
00:04:46	[applause]
00:04:48	Wing Commander Gutsy.
00:04:50	- The most decorated pigeon ever.
00:04:53	Yes, much obliged. Thank you.
00:04:55	[Felix] Come and have
00:04:58	- What'll it be, boys?
00:05:01	The RHPS always drinks on the house.
00:05:04	Ooh. Bug juice.
00:05:07	Shaken, not stirred.
00:05:09	Merci beaucoup, ma cherie,
00:05:11	Oh, you spoke French.
00:05:14	[sighing]
00:05:17	[crashing]
00:05:19	So? What's the news
00:05:22	- Can't say, of course. Classified.
00:05:25	But danger is our business,
00:05:27	and, I'm sorry to say,
00:05:31	Let me through.
00:05:33	[laughing]
00:05:35	- Excuse me, Wing Commander?
00:05:38	Sir? Where do I sign up?
00:05:40	Aren't you a bit on the wee side?
00:05:42	Talk about a small wingspan, pipsqueak.
00:05:45	Tweet, tweet.
00:05:47	- [clearing throat]
00:05:49	- Tweet, tweet?
00:05:52	for a few valiant birds.
00:05:55	Sign-up is tomorrow in London.
00:05:56	Love to stay and chat, but duty calls,
00:06:00	Beaks up, boys.
00:06:03	Let's make wind.
00:06:06	- Hip, hip...
00:06:08	[all] Hip, hip, hooray!
00:06:11	Godspeed.
00:06:32	I don't want to work.
00:06:33	You should have my job.
00:06:36	I'm far more talented
00:06:38	[gasping]
00:06:41	Herr General!
00:06:43	Welcome back, General Von Talon.
00:06:46	Congratulations, sir.
00:06:49	Jawohl, mein General,
00:06:51	Under the Geneva Convention,
00:06:54	I have the right to be treated
00:06:57	Have no fear.
00:06:59	You will be. [cackles]
00:07:02	- Take him to the cage.
00:07:06	Get your talons off me,
00:07:11	[screaming]
00:07:14	[door slams shut]
00:07:15	Pigeons. Pathetic little creatures.
00:07:21	Y-You don't eat your prisoners
00:07:24	Eat you? [cackles]
00:07:29	I'm a vegetarian.
00:07:31	And yet, you wear a leather cape.
00:07:35	Who is your contact in the Resistance?
00:07:39	You know they'll send
00:07:41	Rescue you?
00:07:43	You're a pigeon!
00:07:47	VlP.
00:07:48	"Very lmportant Pigeon."
00:07:51	Ugh. Very impudent pigeon.
00:07:54	Who is your contact in the Resistance?
00:07:59	- Oh, no.
00:08:02	This canary will never sing.
00:08:05	Listen to your mother.
00:08:09	Mum, there's a war going on,
00:08:11	- Why? Why? Why?
00:08:15	Goodbye.
00:08:17	Those falcons are going
00:08:19	Mum!
00:08:20	- My dear little baby.
00:08:24	[screaming]
00:08:27	Mother! Honestly,
00:08:30	You were such a cute little egg.
00:08:32	Oh, Mum.
00:08:33	I'm not an egg anymore.
00:08:38	- [whimpering]
00:08:41	and it may be my only chance to show
00:08:44	Well, at least have
00:08:48	[gulping]
00:08:49	Oh, Mum. Mum. Ugh.
00:08:52	No, thanks.
00:08:54	- Oh, Valiant.
00:08:58	I love you. Goodbye.
00:09:03	You'll always be an egg to me.
00:09:09	- Ahoy there, Valiant.
00:09:13	- Wish me luck.
00:09:16	Goodbye!
00:09:19	That boy's gonna get creamed.
00:09:25	Valiant Pigeon, fearless flyer.
00:09:31	Pride of the Allied forces.
00:09:33	Feared by the enemy,
00:09:36	Ha-ha! Humble.
00:09:38	[whooping]
00:09:40	Spits danger smack in the eye.
00:09:44	Oh!
00:09:47	Whoo-whee!
00:09:50	Ha-ha!
00:09:53	Look at that. It's London!
00:10:01	All right, listen up.
00:10:03	This is easy,
00:10:06	All you got to do,
00:10:09	She's shy. Give her a chance,
00:10:12	Find her, and the crumbs is yours.
00:10:14	Easy as pie. I don't know
00:10:16	There it is, under that one.
00:10:18	[humming] Find her
00:10:21	Which one is it under?
00:10:24	- That one.
00:10:26	Oh, no. Bad luck again.
00:10:29	Law of averages.
00:10:32	[laughing]
00:10:33	Tell us, then, which one
00:10:37	Well, in all the excitement,
00:10:40	What do you gents say
00:10:43	You big cheat!
00:10:46	On the level.
00:10:48	Come and get me, falcons.
00:10:50	[whooping]
00:10:53	Oh!
00:10:55	- Strike me down if I tell a lie.
00:10:58	- Oh.
00:11:00	[chuckling] Look.
00:11:02	Prayers were answered.
00:11:05	- Hello, mate!
00:11:07	You could not have
00:11:09	- Beg your pardon.
00:11:11	I'm terribly sorry.
00:11:13	So, what brings you to my manor?
00:11:15	Oh, l... Well,
00:11:18	With the Royal
00:11:20	- Fighting for king and country.
00:11:23	I've never been
00:11:26	I'm rather partial to something
00:11:28	Yeah, I flit about as I please.
00:11:30	No one telling me what to do
00:11:33	Are they...
00:11:35	Oh, them. [laughing]
00:11:38	[coughing and groaning]
00:11:40	So, RHPS is recruiting?
00:11:43	I'm feeling rather patriotic myself
00:11:48	- There he is!
00:11:57	Oi! Let's get going.
00:12:01	He's here somewhere.
00:12:03	Follow my lead, mate.
00:12:06	Hello. Two to enlist, please.
00:12:09	Valiant Pigeon,
00:12:11	- Never heard of you.
00:12:14	The Valiant Pigeon.
00:12:15	You don't have Valiant on your list?
00:12:17	- No.
00:12:19	- Clerical error.
00:12:21	Yes, I think you should have.
00:12:23	Look at him.
00:12:25	Do something.
00:12:26	He's fast as lightning,
00:12:29	Very tall for his height.
00:12:32	Yeah... Oh, the bird's
00:12:35	and Barkley Huntshire area.
00:12:38	Too small.
00:12:39	You should be "yea high,"
00:12:44	That's charming, that is.
00:12:45	And you! [sniffing] Phooey!
00:12:47	Have you by any chance
00:12:50	Sad truth is,
00:12:51	I've got me a rare
00:12:55	Can't go near a bath.
00:12:58	Clear off, the pair of you.
00:13:00	Wing Commander Gutsy, he...
00:13:03	Yes. Wing Commander Gutsy.
00:13:06	They went to school together.
00:13:08	You don't want to get
00:13:10	If he hears about this, you are
00:13:14	You know Wing Commander Gutsy,
00:13:16	Well, uh, yeah.
00:13:18	Well, that makes a difference.
00:13:21	- Sign here.
00:13:23	Thank you, sir.
00:13:25	- There he is.
00:13:27	- [squawking]
00:13:29	- I'm gonna knock your beak off.
00:13:31	- Pigeons only.
00:13:33	- I'm gonna get you. Go on.
00:13:38	Just sign here.
00:13:42	Oh!
00:13:44	- All right, in you go.
00:13:47	- [whooping]
00:13:49	If I see your ugly face around here,
00:13:53	[groaning]
00:13:55	- We made it.
00:13:57	We're in the Royal
00:13:59	The elite of the elite.
00:14:02	To save our tail feathers.
00:14:04	Which worked like a charm.
00:14:07	Even though I say so myself.
00:14:09	With that, I'll be hitting the skyway.
00:14:11	Cheers, mate. Good luck.
00:14:12	God bless. If you make it back
00:14:15	Iook me up...
00:14:18	Hello? Hello?
00:14:21	[chuckling]
00:14:24	Gents? Hello.
00:14:27	[gasping] No! There's been
00:14:31	Trust me. This is all
00:14:34	- Hey! Come on. Come back.
00:14:37	[squawking]
00:14:40	I've been Shanghaied!
00:14:44	[military march plays]
00:14:55	Ah! Oh! Ah!
00:14:58	- [muttering]
00:15:02	- Oh!
00:15:04	- Beg your pardon.
00:15:07	- [groaning]
00:15:12	- Wow.
00:15:14	[laughing]
00:15:17	- Whoa.
00:15:20	Sorry about that, mate.
00:15:21	Didn't mean to hurt you,
00:15:24	Hey! Little fella?
00:15:25	It's not the size
00:15:28	It's the size of your spirit.
00:15:29	- If you say so, mate.
00:15:32	Well, I'm Tailfeather.
00:15:35	- Hi, yes?
00:15:37	[laughing] He's not
00:15:40	- What?
00:15:42	there's no better bird
00:15:45	- Yeah, absolutely.
00:15:48	- Valiant. It's good to meet you.
00:15:51	- It's two for the Tailfeather.
00:15:55	- Ooh.
00:15:57	[chuckling]
00:15:59	Oh, dear. [sniffing] Ew.
00:16:02	For a quote, elite unit, unquote,
00:16:04	they seem to be letting in
00:16:07	Including those flies
00:16:10	Oi, who do you think you are?
00:16:12	I am Lofty Thaddeus
00:16:14	I come from a long and honorable line
00:16:19	Well, now, lads.
00:16:23	- I trust you've had a pleasant journey.
00:16:26	I think I speak for all of us
00:16:28	when I say the ride was
00:16:31	Maybe check the suspension
00:16:35	[Valiant] Actually,
00:16:37	If we could have some drinks,
00:16:40	- Yup.
00:16:42	Oh, of course.
00:16:43	That can certainly be arranged.
00:16:46	Right after I sprout feet feathers
00:16:51	Now, fall in, featherbrains.
00:16:54	Fall... in!
00:16:58	I thought I'd seen it all.
00:17:01	For the next six weeks,
00:17:03	your tails belong to me.
00:17:05	You'll learn to march like birds,
00:17:09	I will make birds of you turkeys,
00:17:14	Except you.
00:17:18	Permission to die trying, sir.
00:17:21	Hmpf. It's like this, ladies.
00:17:23	You will shape up,
00:17:26	or I will personally
00:17:29	Funny you should...
00:17:32	I was gonna bring it up
00:17:35	- Leave him alone. He helped me to...
00:17:39	I'm more interested in having you
00:17:44	Courtesy of your short
00:17:47	[groaning]
00:17:49	[grunting]
00:17:51	Training at last.
00:17:53	[Lofty] I say, old bean,
00:17:56	if the chap who actually
00:17:59	Gentlemen, welcome to
00:18:07	[growling]
00:18:11	For the last time,
00:18:11	For the last time,
00:18:14	And where are these
00:18:19	- Ha!
00:18:21	Have it your way.
00:18:24	[laughing]
00:18:26	You want us to pluck out
00:18:29	And to clip his wings?
00:18:31	Hurt his feelings?
00:18:33	- [laughing]
00:18:37	Worse. Much worse.
00:18:42	We have ways of making you squawk.
00:18:47	- [gasping]
00:18:50	[yodeling]
00:18:56	What kind of birds are you?
00:18:59	[yodeling continues]
00:19:02	[screaming]
00:19:04	Must resist yodeling. [shouting]
00:19:23	# Rule, Britannia
00:19:25	# Britannia rules the waves
00:19:28	One, two, one, two.
00:19:31	And halt.
00:19:33	Now fall out and report
00:19:37	- [gasping]
00:19:44	- Whoa, look at her.
00:19:46	Well, I've been waiting for you.
00:19:46	Well, I've been waiting for you.
00:19:48	Do you have something for a brave pigeon
00:19:52	It just so happens
00:19:55	Oh, did you hear that?
00:19:58	- Is this what you had in mind?
00:20:03	- Ooh, it's awfully big.
00:20:06	You're kind of short
00:20:09	Look who's talking.
00:20:11	I'd say you're kind of short
00:20:15	- I'm Valiant, by the way.
00:20:18	- I'm Victoria.
00:20:23	I know you lads have had a tiring day.
00:20:25	What you need is a nice,
00:20:29	[screaming]
00:20:35	[screaming, groaning]
00:20:38	[laughing]
00:20:44	[Sarge] Then I'll treat you
00:20:47	[sneezing]
00:20:51	Mmm.
00:21:00	[belches]
00:21:02	- We'll get you a feather cut.
00:21:10	Set you up with some uniforms.
00:21:20	Oh, beg your pardon.
00:21:22	- Did that hurt?
00:21:26	That's it.
00:21:28	- Ah!
00:21:30	[muttering]
00:21:33	Then we'll all turn in
00:21:37	[gasping]
00:21:40	Ew.
00:21:42	So this is where the smelly, rotten
00:21:46	And our sleeping quarters
00:21:50	[Tailfeather] I'll never sleep in here.
00:21:53	[whistling]
00:21:55	Oh, ho.
00:21:59	Well, this isn't so bad. Oh!
00:22:03	Oh, just like home.
00:22:09	[shouting]
00:22:12	[groaning]
00:22:15	- I've had enough.
00:22:20	Speak!
00:22:22	Lieutenant Mercury,
00:22:25	4-1 -2-1 -4-4-4-4-4-4-6-9-7.
00:22:28	Oh. Bring me the truth serum.
00:22:32	Coming up. Right away.
00:22:34	- [laughing]
00:22:39	One shot of this,
00:22:43	I'll never talk.
00:22:45	Never! Never!
00:22:48	[snoring]
00:22:51	- [Bugsy snores]
00:22:58	Wakey, wakey!
00:23:07	You birdbrains are Squad F.
00:23:10	You know what that means?
00:23:12	Squad fantastic?
00:23:14	- Squad formidable?
00:23:16	- Philosophical?
00:23:19	- It means you are the flyers...
00:23:22	...of the future.
00:23:24	[whooping, grunting]
00:23:27	The far future.
00:23:29	But my job, somehow, is to make you
00:23:35	Ooh. Ha, ha, ha.
00:23:37	[groans]
00:23:40	Good maneuver.
00:23:42	It might help if you kept
00:23:44	Better get you back
00:23:46	Thanks, Bugsy.
00:23:49	You must really like it here,
00:23:50	because this is the third time
00:23:54	- I wish you'd be more careful.
00:23:56	Where I come from, danger
00:23:59	We spit danger in the eye.
00:24:01	If they can dish it out,
00:24:04	- And where do you come from?
00:24:08	That's near Nestington.
00:24:11	- It's to the west of it, actually.
00:24:13	Oh, Valiant.
00:24:17	Well, I have to...
00:24:19	...return to my duties, so...
00:24:24	Goodbye.
00:24:27	- [Victoria] Valiant, wait.
00:24:30	[groans]
00:24:33	As homing pigeons, it's our duty
00:24:37	...in the worst of conditions:
00:24:41	Bombs exploding, bullets flying.
00:24:43	As if that weren't enough,
00:24:47	to create a little something called...
00:24:51	-...the falcon.
00:24:53	Twenty pounds of pigeon-eating muscle,
00:24:57	They like to blindside their prey
00:24:59	at speeds in excess
00:25:03	But not to bite, not yet.
00:25:05	The first strike is merely for impact.
00:25:08	They'll let you drop a bit,
00:25:11	then scoop you up
00:25:16	[grunts]
00:25:17	And in the dark of the night,
00:25:21	to recognize friend from foe.
00:25:29	- Friend or foe?
00:25:31	No, you idiots. It's a pigeon.
00:25:34	- Friend or foe?
00:25:36	- Friend, or maybe...
00:25:39	- [Bugsy] Ah, yes, yes.
00:25:45	- Friend, friend.
00:25:48	[laughter]
00:25:52	Ninety-nine, one hundred.
00:25:55	- [groaning]
00:25:58	-[grunting]
00:26:00	[grunting]
00:26:01	[Sarge] To survive his mission,
00:26:06	to carry his message capsule.
00:26:20	[Sarge] He must have the speed
00:26:24	[screaming]
00:26:26	[whooping]
00:26:33	- Evasive action.
00:26:36	- Circle.
00:26:38	Figure eight.
00:26:43	[sighing]
00:26:45	[Sarge] And he must have
00:26:49	flying long distances
00:26:55	Whoa!
00:27:00	- [humming]
00:27:02	Valiant.
00:27:05	Oh! Oh, my favorite.
00:27:07	How did you know?
00:27:14	Mmm.
00:27:22	The parrot says,
00:27:25	I said, "l can't do a loop the loop."
00:27:27	[laughing]
00:27:31	He says, "Why ever not?
00:27:35	He says, "You?
00:27:37	- Afraid of heights? That's ridiculous."
00:27:40	- "Maybe to you, mate, but not to me."
00:27:43	[Mercury laughing]
00:27:45	- That's it, that's it.
00:27:49	Afternoon, Monty.
00:27:51	- Hello, Guts. What news?
00:27:55	- We just lost Squadron E over Belgium.
00:27:58	That means these new recruits
00:28:01	Whoa!
00:28:02	- They'll have to leave tomorrow.
00:28:06	They haven't even finished
00:28:08	- Attack formation accomplished, sir.
00:28:11	Yes! Whoa...
00:28:14	- [screaming]
00:28:16	- Ooh.
00:28:18	Sorry, but those are the orders.
00:28:20	Have them ready at 1 800 tomorrow,
00:28:23	Cheers.
00:28:28	Commander Gutsy's here, so...
00:28:30	So... I suppose
00:28:33	[nasal voice] I know, I know.
00:28:36	This is the moment
00:28:38	Well...
00:28:40	I'd like to be part
00:28:43	I don't care if you're a hero.
00:28:50	[sighing]
00:28:53	Ow!
00:28:59	You need to understand
00:29:02	Our losses have been heavy.
00:29:06	You're all we've got.
00:29:08	And so, today,
00:29:14	Tomorrow our feathers may be plucked
00:29:18	our innards spread like jam on toast
00:29:22	and our bones fed to rabid weasels.
00:29:26	But never mind that.
00:29:28	On this day, in this place,
00:29:32	Iet it forever be known
00:29:37	in the heroic battle for...
00:29:42	- S...
00:29:44	- Freedom!
00:29:46	You will be Commander Gutsy's
00:29:50	- [gasping]
00:29:53	to ensure the success
00:29:56	Chaps, the message
00:30:00	is of the utmost importance.
00:30:02	The outcome of the war
00:30:04	We pigeons have never been entrusted
00:30:07	with a more critical
00:30:11	May you fly straight,
00:30:17	What did Gutsy mean
00:30:20	I don't know, but I can tell you this.
00:30:23	[belches] I am a bird of principle.
00:30:27	[slurping]
00:30:29	And my number one principle is,
00:30:31	don't get involved with anything
00:30:36	[slurping]
00:30:37	And I will never violate
00:30:39	Do not ask me to violate
00:30:42	You're talking to the wrong pigeon.
00:30:44	Sir, point of clarification, please.
00:30:47	Regarding the dangerous mission.
00:30:49	- I've got a doctor's note.
00:30:52	Yeah, sure, I understand.
00:30:54	And I truly regret that I have
00:30:59	I'd love to die. Love to die.
00:31:02	- Can't. Not Sunday. Bad for me.
00:31:04	Not quite. Listen, maybe I'm not
00:31:09	Get back to the barracks!
00:31:12	Now!
00:31:16	Do I still have to go
00:31:18	- Now!
00:31:20	- I'll take that as a, "Yes, I do."
00:31:31	[Valiant] Hey? Hey!
00:31:33	- Where are you going?
00:31:37	- I got some serious flying ahead.
00:31:40	What do you mean?
00:31:42	Back to old Trafalgar Square.
00:31:44	You're not leaving.
00:31:46	Team? I'm not a team player.
00:31:49	Old Bug Buster plays solo.
00:31:51	Bigger question
00:31:54	- Why am I stay...
00:31:57	Oh, whoa, whoa.
00:32:00	Have I missed something?
00:32:03	Did we make those?
00:32:05	Or those?
00:32:07	I've seen them fall, mate,
00:32:10	The truth is...
00:32:12	...I'm scared, all right?
00:32:16	Don't tell them that,
00:32:19	Well, I'm scared too.
00:32:21	Then come with me, yeah?
00:32:23	Trafalgar Square'll be ours.
00:32:26	We didn't make
00:32:28	Where do we go when
00:32:31	No, no, I'm staying.
00:32:34	Yeah. They're lucky
00:32:39	Anyway, keep your wings dry, yeah?
00:32:42	- [banging]
00:32:45	- Ow! Ow!
00:32:47	- Shh.
00:32:50	It's time for me to fly the coop,
00:32:52	So... I guess this is... farewell.
00:32:56	- All right?
00:32:58	You can't just leave, Bugsy.
00:33:00	[sighing] Look...
00:33:02	I've got urgent business
00:33:08	Look, I'd better catch the wind
00:33:13	Look me up
00:33:15	You know where I'll be.
00:33:33	Gentlemen, take your places.
00:33:37	Our mission is to be dropped
00:33:40	in occupied France,
00:33:42	to make contact
00:33:45	to get a vital
00:33:47	and bring it back here
00:33:50	The fate of the freedom-loving world
00:34:39	[whistling]
00:34:41	Oi!
00:34:43	Hey, hey, hey, Bugsy!
00:34:46	You can't go without me.
00:34:48	I couldn't let you get
00:35:11	Good luck, lads.
00:35:24	Hey, Bugsy.
00:35:26	- Thanks for coming back.
00:35:29	It's the first worthwhile thing
00:35:32	We're gonna be fine.
00:35:34	Ah, yes, l...
00:35:36	Indubitably. Birds of a feather
00:35:40	Ha-ha.
00:35:41	Right, Lofty, old mate.
00:35:43	Hey, Tailfeather, can you believe
00:35:47	to send on the most important
00:35:50	Yeah!
00:35:51	Me too!
00:35:55	[laughing]
00:35:58	[Mercury] Truthfully,
00:36:00	- [growling]
00:36:03	Enough already!
00:36:05	You've been jabbering for days.
00:36:07	Who gave me the serum?
00:36:08	You want me to talk?
00:36:11	I'm glad you did this.
00:36:12	Homing pigeon racket
00:36:14	but it's a stiff upper beak
00:36:17	I've got feelings.
00:36:19	Like, I always used to think
00:36:22	- 'cause it's for boys...
00:36:25	Shut up!
00:36:27	[groaning]
00:36:29	I demand better treatment.
00:36:32	Those Resistance chappies,
00:36:34	with their fabulous view
00:36:36	The last time I was in the attic
00:36:40	St. Pierre?
00:36:45	Oh, the truth serum is genius.
00:36:49	Cover his cage.
00:36:51	I'm curious.
00:36:55	Pink!
00:36:58	Not like a hot pink or a pastely pink.
00:37:02	Just a kind of... pink pink.
00:37:05	None of the rinky-dink pinks.
00:37:07	-[squealing]
00:37:10	[embarrassed chuckle]
00:37:18	[flak exploding]
00:37:23	Come on. Chin up, Valiant.
00:37:26	Stiff upper beak.
00:37:28	Gentlemen, get ready to drop.
00:37:31	- Are you ready to drop?
00:37:34	I think I've dropped already.
00:37:41	It's OK to be scared, fellows.
00:37:44	It won't get better,
00:37:47	[whimpering]
00:37:49	- [buzzing]
00:37:51	[screaming]
00:37:56	[Lofty] Oh, my!
00:38:01	- It's jammed!
00:38:04	Sir, let me help you.
00:38:06	No. Go now!
00:38:09	Yes, sir.
00:38:12	[straining]
00:38:22	[explosion]
00:38:26	Come on, Gutsy.
00:38:30	Oh, come on.
00:38:34	[explosion]
00:38:49	[Lofty] Hello? Hello?
00:38:51	- A little help, chaps?
00:38:53	- We'll get you out now.
00:38:55	A bit of a tenuous landing, that,
00:38:59	- Look out.
00:39:01	- [groaning]
00:39:04	Not to worry, old chap.
00:39:06	Hmpf. I say.
00:39:08	[chuckling] But at least
00:39:12	- Not quite all.
00:39:15	- He was still in the plane.
00:39:18	His cage got stuck.
00:39:22	Ah. Well, that's it.
00:39:24	It's been a good run.
00:39:26	You're quite mistaken.
00:39:29	Gutsy always makes it out.
00:39:32	and give us the plans
00:39:34	[explosions]
00:39:41	Then, who has the backup plan?
00:39:43	You want the backup plan?
00:39:46	- That's the backup plan.
00:39:49	- [sobbing]
00:39:51	So many books to read.
00:39:53	- Regrets. Why? Why?
00:39:57	Everyone, be quiet. Quiet!
00:40:01	We need a plan.
00:40:04	The plan is...
00:40:06	...is to find a safe location
00:40:12	You heard the bird.
00:40:13	So, our plan is to, uh...
00:40:16	...make a plan.
00:40:18	[sighing] Come on.
00:40:29	France is spooky.
00:40:31	- Vive la France!
00:40:34	Did you hear that?
00:40:37	Somebody better go
00:40:47	All right. I'll go.
00:41:05	[screaming]
00:41:07	All right, you turkeys, let's go.
00:41:10	Valiant, just pull yourself together.
00:41:14	- There's nothing in here.
00:41:17	- The falcon. Pigeon-eating falcons.
00:41:21	- Oh.
00:41:23	[Tailfeather] Oh! Ooof.
00:41:26	[Lofty] Let's get you out of the grail.
00:41:28	Thattaboy.
00:41:32	- Thanks, guys.
00:41:35	[pigeons whimpering]
00:41:39	Pardonez-moi,
00:41:42	You are the RHPS, no?
00:41:44	Um, yes, sir.
00:41:45	French Resistance,
00:41:48	Oh. Well, am I glad to see you,
00:41:51	How did you find us?
00:41:52	Well, there was the plane
00:41:55	- And the screaming and the pleading.
00:41:58	More screaming,
00:42:01	the whining, whinging,
00:42:04	[clearing throat]
00:42:06	Definitely. Yep.
00:42:07	Uh, allow me to introduce myself.
00:42:10	I am Charles De Girl.
00:42:12	[laughing] De Girl?
00:42:14	Why do they call you De Girl?
00:42:16	Because I am a girl.
00:42:18	- The one and only girl.
00:42:21	Oh, oh, oh,
00:42:23	- Do you speak French?
00:42:27	Does ooh, la, la
00:42:29	Or va-va-voom?
00:42:33	- Does bonjour,,,
00:42:34	Look, we don't have time for this.
00:42:36	You have a message, we have a mission.
00:42:40	Not so fast, monsieur.
00:42:42	This is Rollo.
00:42:44	He is an expert in sab...
00:42:48	[whispering] Sabotage.
00:42:50	Sabotage!
00:42:52	[all shouting]
00:42:54	[laughing]
00:42:56	Rollo, not now!
00:42:59	No! Down! Rollo, stop!
00:43:01	[breathing heavily]
00:43:06	Pardon,
00:43:08	Now, monsieur, before you
00:43:11	- it is our national custom to...
00:43:14	And cut the cheese.
00:43:16	Thank you, but we just
00:43:19	And anyway, we're birds.
00:43:23	[coughing] We don't?
00:43:24	- About that message?
00:43:27	But the road is dangerous
00:43:32	[coughing and gasping]
00:43:34	This cannot be a problem
00:43:37	That is why you are Squad A, oui?
00:43:39	- [coughing]
00:43:41	- Squad B?
00:43:44	- Squad C?
00:43:47	So then you are Squad D.
00:43:49	[laughing] Just between us,
00:43:51	Squad D was never really
00:43:54	I will not lie to you.
00:43:56	You will definitely be eaten
00:44:00	[Bugsy belches] Wow.
00:44:02	That was some fine fromage,
00:44:05	- Can you burp on cue?
00:44:08	I can burp on all the letters,
00:44:11	Watch this. [burps] A.
00:44:13	[burps] B. [burps] C.
00:44:15	Shh. Be silent.
00:44:17	The falcons.
00:44:20	- [loud belch]
00:44:22	- Oh!
00:44:25	[clearing throat] Excuse me.
00:44:26	[sighing]
00:44:33	[sniffing]
00:44:38	[sniffing] Mmm.
00:44:44	Come on.
00:44:50	[gasping] Falcons.
00:44:54	All clear.
00:45:09	Wow.
00:45:23	[gasping] Stop that!
00:45:27	Oh, Squad F!
00:45:31	- We are here.
00:45:34	The attic. There it is.
00:45:38	- [passes gas]
00:45:41	- Sorry, love.
00:45:43	Lofty Pigeon, at your service.
00:45:45	Hold on, mademoiselle,
00:45:48	[Tailfeather] Oi,
00:45:51	- [gasping]
00:45:53	- [screaming]
00:45:55	Yes! Sabotage!
00:45:59	[cackling]
00:46:05	- [screaming]
00:46:08	- Over there.
00:46:12	[growling]
00:46:15	- [falcon] Aha!
00:46:18	[screaming]
00:46:23	Hold on, my dear.
00:46:27	[moaning]
00:46:30	[De Girl] This is it.
00:46:34	I must do the secret knock.
00:46:38	- Who is it?
00:46:40	We must do the secret password.
00:46:42	Jacques, there is no time!
00:46:44	Baa, baa, black sheep,
00:46:47	Oh... Wine?
00:46:49	No, no, no.
00:46:51	Cheese?
00:46:53	- Seeds?
00:46:55	Falcons! Jacques, just let us in.
00:47:01	[screaming]
00:47:04	[groaning]
00:47:08	Let me give you le message,
00:47:11	You can give me le massage,
00:47:13	Can we make sure it's
00:47:15	Message,
00:47:16	The message that is to go to London.
00:47:19	- Our freedom depends on it.
00:47:21	- [banging]
00:47:24	And, uh, who will carry it, then?
00:47:28	You.
00:47:30	Wait. I'll take it.
00:47:32	- [Toughwood] Bugsy?
00:47:35	- You said you weren't a team player?
00:47:38	Good luck, Bugsy.
00:47:40	And let our instincts guide us home.
00:47:43	[fingers snap]
00:47:45	[jazzy drum riff]
00:47:49	Pardon,
00:47:51	[# Edith Piaf:
00:47:55	Goodbye and good luck, pigeons.
00:48:06	OK. Oh, farewell.
00:48:09	Mmmm...
00:48:10	Absolutely charmed.
00:48:13	[shouting]
00:48:14	Just, uh, one tiny thing.
00:48:17	How are we gonna get out of here?
00:48:19	- We're trapped!
00:48:22	Oh, I've had an idea.
00:48:25	[growling] Where are they?
00:48:30	Whoa!
00:48:32	[cackling]
00:48:41	[cackling]
00:48:46	Let's go.
00:48:56	Hey, it worked like a charm.
00:48:58	They'll be teaching that one
00:49:00	- I hope the others are OK.
00:49:04	[Valiant] Evasive action.
00:49:15	- [screaming]
00:49:23	Let's go.
00:49:29	- [screaming]
00:49:33	- Ow!
00:49:36	I'm the one you want.
00:49:39	Oh, oh... Yee-ha!
00:49:46	You can do better than that,
00:49:50	- [screaming]
00:50:05	Bugsy!
00:50:08	Dinnertime. [laughing]
00:50:27	Bugsy!
00:50:33	It was not easy, Herr General,
00:50:35	But I have... [sputtering and spitting]
00:50:39	...captured their leader.
00:50:42	Leader?
00:50:43	Well, perhaps assistant leader?
00:50:47	- [groaning]
00:50:50	Get on with it!
00:50:52	- Oh, oh.
00:50:57	...the message, Papa?
00:51:02	Oh, oh.
00:51:06	The high commander will be pleased.
00:51:09	[laughing]
00:51:12	There will be medals.
00:51:15	Und photographs.
00:51:18	[laughing]
00:51:20	[Von Talon] I will personally
00:51:26	They must be desperate, indeed,
00:51:28	to give the message to this
00:51:34	[fly whimpering]
00:51:36	Oh, [sobbing] Oh, no.
00:51:39	Dennis... You've squished...
00:51:42	[sobs]
00:51:45	I am. That's exactly...
00:51:46	I'm putrefied, stinky, rotten.
00:51:49	Eat me, you'll be sick for a week.
00:51:51	Hmm. Take him away.
00:51:53	No, no. Listen, you can't.
00:51:55	I-I've got a doctor's note.
00:51:59	- [wailing]
00:52:02	On second thought,
00:52:04	Yeah. Oh, yes. Oh, yes.
00:52:08	[kissing, spitting] Oh, thank you.
00:52:11	You're very wise.
00:52:14	Cards? We can play cards.
00:52:17	Find the pebble.
00:52:19	# There'll be bluebirds over
00:52:23	# The white cliffs of Dover #
00:52:26	That probably annoys you.
00:52:28	I was thinking more along the lines
00:52:33	Celebration dinner.
00:52:35	Not I cook well.
00:52:37	I can make dinner.
00:52:40	Oh! You haven't tried my
00:52:44	[chuckles] No.
00:52:46	Pigeon under glass, with a lovely
00:52:52	- [cackling]
00:53:00	- [snoring]
00:53:03	- Oh.
00:53:06	- Tickle.
00:53:09	[laughing]
00:53:14	- [mutters] Pink...
00:53:17	Huh? Wait a minute there!
00:53:19	It's the feng shui.
00:53:23	- Um, OK. Yeah.
00:53:28	[sighing] Who was I kidding?
00:53:31	[exhaling] I've let everyone down.
00:53:35	Bugsy wouldn't even be here
00:53:41	Chaps, there's Valiant.
00:53:45	- Valiant!
00:53:48	- Toughwood! Tailfeather!
00:53:55	- Chaps.
00:53:57	- You're alive!
00:54:00	Plane exploded. Chute gave out.
00:54:03	Free-fall 3,000 feet.
00:54:06	Flew through barbed wire.
00:54:07	Picked up some shrapnel
00:54:10	Fought my way to the rendezvous,
00:54:13	Right. We can dispense
00:54:16	I'm guessing the falcons
00:54:18	- [Valiant] Yes, sir.
00:54:21	He sacrificed himself to save me.
00:54:26	- Which way did they go?
00:54:28	[Tailfeather] Oh, no.
00:54:31	# Rule, Britannia
00:54:35	# Britons never, never, never
00:54:38	[laughing]
00:54:40	# Rule, Britannia
00:54:43	# Britons never, never, never
00:54:46	- Snap out of it.
00:54:49	- [groaning]
00:54:52	Let's find a way out of here.
00:54:53	Where there's a will, there's a way.
00:54:56	[Gutsy] Right. You chaps sit tight.
00:54:58	I'll fly in, avoiding the various clever
00:55:03	then subdue any resistance
00:55:05	- Absolutely.
00:55:22	I will bathe.
00:55:28	- Bring me my best cape.
00:55:31	[humming Ride of the Valkyrie]
00:55:37	[grumbling]
00:55:42	# Da, da, da, duh #
00:55:44	[shouting] Ow.
00:55:47	- Join the army, you said.
00:55:49	- You did.
00:55:52	I've had enough of this.
00:55:54	[Valiant] Quiet. Shh.
00:55:56	I'm afraid it's not as simple
00:56:00	This is a highly-fortified bunker,
00:56:04	There's only one opening,
00:56:08	It's down the barrel of that gun.
00:56:10	No, gentlemen,
00:56:23	I'll do it.
00:56:24	- Valiant!
00:56:55	[falcon] Nein, nein, nein, Dummkopf!
00:57:03	[grunting]
00:57:17	[humming]
00:57:22	[gasping]
00:57:26	Bugsy. [gasping]
00:57:27	Oh!
00:57:29	[sighing]
00:57:30	[distant voices]
00:57:45	Oh, oh, oh.
00:57:49	- I can't believe...
00:57:51	Eh? Valiant.
00:57:53	- Bugsy.
00:57:57	- [Von Talon humming]
00:58:00	It's in there.
00:58:09	[gasping]
00:58:11	Herr General, a cape for you.
00:58:13	No, no, red.
00:58:15	Red says "strong and decisive."
00:58:19	- Red it is.
00:58:21	Yes, that's what I'm here for.
00:58:23	No, no, wait.
00:58:25	The blue with the eggshell trim.
00:58:28	As many capes as you like, General.
00:58:31	- They're coming.
00:58:34	- Valiant, get down.
00:58:47	- How many capes does someone need?
00:58:50	I hate capes.
00:58:59	Ah. Um...
00:59:03	Here goes. [gagging]
00:59:06	Oh. Ugh.
00:59:11	[gulping, coughing, hiccupping]
00:59:15	I'll get you out of here, Bugs.
00:59:18	It's no use.
00:59:20	- Complete the mission.
00:59:22	- l-I can't.
00:59:25	You've got the message.
00:59:27	- No. Bugsy.
00:59:36	Don't do it.
00:59:40	[Von Talon humming]
00:59:50	- [clattering]
00:59:52	- [gasping] Uh...
00:59:56	Ja, Herr General?
00:59:58	My beak wash.
01:00:00	Ja, Herr General,
01:00:05	# Pin on my medals
01:00:09	# Pin on my medals
01:00:13	- Cufflingk?
01:00:17	My talon clippers.
01:00:19	Ja, Herr General,
01:00:21	[continues humming
01:00:25	[Von T alon laughs]
01:00:29	Of course, you can have as many
01:00:33	- They're coming.
01:00:35	Oh!
01:00:37	Get him! Stop him!
01:00:44	- What's going on?
01:00:48	Oh, yes! Brilliant!
01:00:51	Come on. Last chance.
01:00:54	Oh.
01:00:56	Yuck! What is that repulsive odor?
01:01:00	Ahem! Not to rush you or anything.
01:01:04	[Mercury] Well done, my lad.
01:01:07	- You're from Squad A, right?
01:01:09	- I'll tell you later.
01:01:14	Come on.
01:01:19	[growling]
01:01:22	You idiots!
01:01:24	- [shouting] Yeah!
01:01:26	[Gutsy] Bugsy, Mercury.
01:01:30	- [whooping]
01:01:32	- Valiant, you made it.
01:01:34	- [Lofty] My dear chap.
01:01:37	Oh, yes, sir.
01:01:40	- Good man.
01:01:42	Right, lads.
01:01:46	Let's make wind.
01:01:55	Those falcons are gonna think twice
01:02:01	- [cackling]
01:02:04	Toughwood, Tailfeather,
01:02:06	- Disperse.
01:02:08	- [growling]
01:02:13	[pigeons laughing]
01:02:16	Well done.
01:02:19	Come on, lads.
01:02:23	Valiant, complete the mission.
01:02:28	[Gutsy] Keep it tight, now.
01:02:31	Let's go, chaps.
01:02:34	Come on.
01:02:36	[shouting]
01:02:55	[chuckling]
01:02:56	[buoy bell ringing]
01:03:00	[panting]
01:03:02	You look tired, little bird.
01:03:05	Wouldn't you like a rest...
01:03:10	So... [laughing]
01:03:12	...you are the elite, huh?
01:03:14	The best of the best? [laughing]
01:03:18	There's more to me
01:03:44	Ahh!
01:03:54	I hope I'm gonna make it.
01:03:57	I think I'm gonna make it.
01:04:01	- [laughing]
01:04:21	You can't escape me, pigeon.
01:04:26	No!
01:04:47	- [snarling]
01:04:50	# What do you do
01:04:53	# Early in the morning #
01:04:58	Valiant, back so soon?
01:05:01	Excitable boy. [gasping]
01:05:07	What the... Falcon!
01:05:10	Sound the alarm!
01:05:12	Oh, my peg leg...
01:05:17	Sound the alarm!
01:05:22	- Mum!
01:05:23	- Hi!
01:05:26	[growling]
01:05:28	[cackling]
01:05:34	[Valiant screams]
01:05:41	[breathing heavily]
01:05:44	Hmmm.
01:05:49	Huh?
01:06:01	It's just you and me now, pigeon.
01:06:04	This is where it ends.
01:06:06	You are nothing
01:06:10	You are no match
01:06:19	Oh, it's just as I imagined!
01:06:22	Pieces and shreds!
01:06:24	Valiant!
01:06:27	[grunting]
01:06:31	Come on. Come on, then.
01:06:33	- You great ugly bully!
01:07:04	Come out, little birdie.
01:07:08	I may even spare your puny little life.
01:07:19	Just stay calm.
01:07:24	[growling]
01:07:38	Pipsqueak!
01:07:39	My name is not Pipsqueak.
01:07:43	Oh, ow, ow, ow!
01:07:47	- [Mum] Valiant.
01:07:50	Now, if you'll excuse me,
01:07:55	[Mum] Oh, wonderful!
01:08:16	Valiant? You've made it?
01:08:20	Valiant Pigeon. [panting]
01:08:22	Sir, I have a message to deliver.
01:08:27	[gagging]
01:08:49	- [man 1] Certainly, yes.
01:08:53	Gentlemen, a change of plan.
01:08:58	- [man 1] A change of plan.
01:09:02	[fanfare]
01:09:04	- [cheering]
01:09:07	- This could mean promotion.
01:09:11	- You're a credit to the service.
01:09:14	- Ow!
01:09:15	Sorry, sorry.
01:09:17	- Valiant.
01:09:18	- I knew you'd do it.
01:09:21	Well done, mate.
01:09:23	[all] Seeds!
01:09:29	# Shoo, shoo, shoo, baby
01:09:32	- # Bye, bye, bye, baby
01:09:36	Bug juice, on the house, of course.
01:09:40	# Don't cry, baby
01:09:42	I'm the hero around here.
01:09:44	- I'm the hero. Do you want to see...
01:09:47	I was doing all right
01:09:50	[both grunting]
01:09:52	- Hello, handsome.
01:09:57	[singing continues]
01:10:05	Whoa!
01:10:07	- Shall we shake a tail feather?
01:10:10	Oh, Sergeant.
01:10:12	Valiant, maybe you and l
01:10:15	Sorry, but I'm not available.
01:10:19	[clearing throat] I can't
01:10:23	# Doo-dah doo-day
01:10:25	- # Shoo, baby
01:10:28	- # Shoo, baby
01:10:32	# Well, I want a little bit
01:10:36	# She wants a little bit
01:10:39	# My papa 's on his way
01:10:42	# So don't you cry and don't you sigh
01:10:44	- # Shoo, shoo baby
01:10:47	- # Shoo, shoo, my baby
01:10:51	# Goodbye, baby
01:10:54	# Your papa 's off
01:10:57	# Don't cry, baby
01:11:01	- # Don't sigh, baby
01:11:04	# Shoo, shoo, shoo, baby
01:11:08	# Your papa 's off
01:11:12	# Your big tall papa 's
01:11:18	Y eah!

Valiant