Valley Girl

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00:00:19 They're playing at the Hollywood Bowl
00:00:22 We'll be giving away six more tickets
00:00:26 You've been listening to an hour of nonstop
00:00:30 - There's more.
00:00:32 here in the Valley, it's a balmy 83 degrees.
00:00:35 Gotta go, but first...
00:00:37 here's the story of my life.
00:03:02 I don't want to, like, start a family.
00:03:04 I'd get all puffed out to the max
00:03:08 Oh, God, gag me. How could you?
00:03:11 Sure, I'd be freaking-
00:03:14 I'd be scarfing up everything in sight.
00:03:17 I'm sure. I don't know.
00:03:19 I'd get so fat and all,
00:03:23 They can get so grody.
00:03:25 And besides, it's totally gnarly birth control.
00:03:29 He's not so awesome.
00:03:31 Awesome's not the word for Brad.
00:03:33 - Oh, I'm sure.
00:03:36 Who am I kidding?
00:03:37 He makes my mouth water.
00:03:41 Brad'll be at my party tonight.
00:03:43 Great, that'll attract every girl
00:03:47 Your place will be packed.
00:03:50 Okay, so he's awesome!
00:03:52 God, Julie, don't be so greedy.
00:03:57 Tommy is such a hunk, I can't stand it.
00:04:01 I mean, he is so bitchin'.
00:04:03 I can't even believe
00:04:05 But Tommy can be such a dork, you know?
00:04:08 Like, he's got the bod,
00:04:12 But he is bitchin'.
00:04:16 I know, but we've been going together
00:04:19 I'm beginning to think I'm a piece
00:04:23 Total bad news.
00:04:26 I definitely need something new.
00:04:29 ...bags off at home and hit the beach, okay?
00:04:31 Let's do that.
00:04:32 - Sounds good.
00:04:34 I hate these escalators.
00:04:35 Guys, we won't have time
00:04:38 Yes, we will.
00:04:43 What a surprise finding you here.
00:04:45 Should I be at home,
00:04:48 I could grow old and prune up,
00:04:51 Funny. What's your problem?
00:04:52 What's my problem?
00:04:57 I'll see you guys at the bus.
00:04:59 - Okay.
00:05:04 I'm totally not in love with you
00:05:07 I mean, it's so boring.
00:05:11 Here.
00:05:15 Not too cool, Julie. I won't be bummed out.
00:05:21 Who else is there?
00:05:24 She must be really freaking out.
00:05:26 - I want a corn dog.
00:05:29 - Diet Pepsi with French fries.
00:05:32 I got it.
00:05:33 - I'm sure!
00:05:38 It'll be a great party night.
00:05:41 Pass on cotillion just this once, okay?
00:05:43 My mom would kill me
00:05:46 Look, this is the social event of the season.
00:05:52 - Where does she live?
00:05:59 I'm sure. Move.
00:06:01 The best guys will be there.
00:06:04 - That guy is so cute!
00:06:07 - Look at him!
00:06:09 - You guys...
00:06:11 - Look how hairy that guy's back is.
00:06:14 The guy has fur all over his face, too.
00:06:17 My God!
00:06:19 What a hunk!
00:06:20 Oh, God, check out those pecs!
00:06:24 I'd go for that in a minute. For sure.
00:06:27 He's hot!
00:06:28 - He's my kind of guy.
00:06:31 Most of them are.
00:06:35 I hate...
00:06:37 Hey, man, 23727 Sierra Vista.
00:06:41 It's a party. It is going to be amazing.
00:06:44 I know about these things.
00:06:47 It's going to be hot. I'm telling you.
00:06:50 And it's in the Valley.
00:06:55 What?
00:06:57 - The party's in the Valley.
00:07:00 - Trust me, I know-
00:07:03 I'm not in the mood to go there.
00:07:06 Come on, Julie. You know Loryn
00:07:10 She'll want to pounce
00:07:13 God. Hey, do you think
00:07:16 I don't know. She'll get in a lot of trouble,
00:07:20 I think she does.
00:07:22 Who could make up,
00:07:25 God, gross me out!
00:07:27 I don't know.
00:07:29 When does she have the time?
00:07:32 - She's got problems.
00:07:35 - No, that's when you grow a mustache.
00:07:39 I don't know,
00:07:42 She is our friend.
00:07:45 I guess.
00:07:48 Okay.
00:07:51 - Hold still.
00:07:54 Tommy's going to be there.
00:07:57 He's not going to appreciate
00:07:59 Get real. You're not
00:08:02 I'm so sure! Brad's totally hot.
00:08:05 I think he's totally not.
00:08:09 - God, I'm so nervous.
00:08:14 - We're taking off now, guys.
00:08:18 Stacey, if I were 20 years younger, honey...
00:08:21 God, Dad! I won't be too late, I'm sure.
00:08:24 We don't want to pressure you, dear.
00:08:26 Just let us hear from you by next Tuesday,
00:08:29 I'm not going away on a peace march
00:08:33 - I can dig the scene. No sweat.
00:08:36 We try to give Julie all the space she needs.
00:08:38 I know, Mom.
00:08:40 - 'Bye. Have a good time.
00:08:44 - Bye-bye.
00:08:51 Sarah, do you know
00:08:56 I mean, you were just her age
00:09:00 Do I still look that way?
00:09:03 Better.
00:09:05 But things were sure a lot wilder then.
00:09:11 Different priorities, that's all.
00:09:14 Sex, drugs and rock 'n' roll.
00:09:18 I tell you what.
00:09:21 We'll take his mother's car...
00:09:23 Sounds good.
00:09:26 - Forget about her, Tommy.
00:09:37 Brad?
00:09:41 - Great party.
00:09:44 Do you like the music?
00:09:46 It's okay.
00:09:48 - Have you tried the sushi yet?
00:09:57 It won't to be easy. Anytime
00:10:01 I'll think about it.
00:10:03 - I told you to forget it.
00:10:06 Yeah, right.
00:10:14 She can't live without me.
00:10:24 He's totally awesome!
00:10:26 - Who, dear?
00:10:30 Skip's a really nice guy,
00:10:33 so I just want to make sure...
00:10:36 Is there something I shouldn't know
00:10:39 Of course there is.
00:10:47 You're right. He is cute.
00:10:51 - I was hoping you'd come.
00:10:53 Yeah.
00:10:56 What about that one?
00:10:58 - He dresses like a dork.
00:11:00 How can you like a dork?
00:11:02 Don't look now. Guess who?
00:11:07 Hello.
00:11:09 Good-bye.
00:11:11 God, he's such a total pukeoid.
00:11:14 He's just really bitchin'. You'll see.
00:11:16 Why don't you take this out now?
00:11:26 What was that all about?
00:11:28 I'm only her stepmother, and since Jim died,
00:12:00 Spring-up?
00:12:04 Freak me out, it's him!
00:12:07 - Who?
00:12:10 Hi, Skip.
00:12:13 Don't be so obvious with boys.
00:12:18 - Hi, Skip.
00:12:19 I'd like you to meet my mother.
00:12:21 - Hi, Mrs. Brent. Nice to meet you.
00:12:30 It's nice to meet you.
00:12:32 - Skip! Lyle.
00:12:37 Honey, the phone's ringing.
00:12:40 Come on, Skip. Let's go dance.
00:12:46 - Look at who Tommy's with.
00:12:49 Come on.
00:12:51 He's totally juvenile, Stacey.
00:13:13 - Hi, Tommy.
00:13:16 - Yes, it is.
00:13:18 The most beautiful girl in the world.
00:13:21 - What's the matter with you, dude?
00:13:29 Come on. What about Julie?
00:13:32 That's a real tragedy. Dumped.
00:13:34 Jilted. Right in the toilet. My heart's broken.
00:13:38 I'm sure you got to be drunk.
00:13:41 That's what I've always enjoyed about you.
00:13:43 You're perceptive.
00:13:49 - I need help.
00:13:52 I was wondering
00:13:58 God!
00:14:01 - No.
00:14:04 Oh, Jesus.
00:14:06 Wait, I got a great idea.
00:14:25 Let's do it.
00:14:30 Okay, smart guy. We're here. Now what?
00:14:32 Mingle. Blend in.
00:14:36 Right.
00:14:53 - Can I pick 'em, or what? Check it out.
00:14:56 You don't need to raise up a flag or nothing.
00:14:59 Just looking for action.
00:15:06 Let's check out the eats.
00:15:11 What've we got going here, a bait shop?
00:15:14 It's sushi, don't you know? This is tuna.
00:15:18 This is flying fish eggs,
00:15:20 This is pistachio paste, isn't it?
00:15:29 Come on, Fred, dig in.
00:15:33 I think I'll just get something to drink.
00:15:36 Wait.
00:15:38 This is not right.
00:15:41 - How can this not be right?
00:15:46 That's over.
00:15:49 She tossed me out.
00:15:53 Don't penalize me for what she did.
00:16:05 - I've always thought about you.
00:16:12 I thought about you all day.
00:16:15 - You want to dance?
00:16:19 I didn't either. I was just taking a poll.
00:16:21 Fred, I didn't know you were this good.
00:16:23 - At least I'm trying.
00:16:26 I told you this place
00:16:31 This place sucks.
00:16:33 - Well, well.
00:16:41 - Hot. Very hot.
00:16:48 They're staring right at us.
00:16:50 Gross! Let's move.
00:16:54 Wait, let's see what happens.
00:16:56 I'm sure! Tell me all about it.
00:17:00 - Bad luck, Fred. Yours is leaving.
00:17:03 - She winked at you, didn't she?
00:17:06 Yeah, don't let her get away.
00:17:16 - Hello.
00:17:21 Having a good time?
00:17:23 I'm trying.
00:17:25 That's good.
00:17:27 - What are you doing here?
00:17:30 I know it's a party, but who invited you?
00:17:34 You mean you have to be invited?
00:17:38 - What?
00:17:40 If I'd been invited,
00:17:43 Right.
00:17:49 - I saw you once before, you know.
00:17:53 At the beach.
00:17:56 That was you?
00:17:59 Do you think a girl should pet
00:18:02 Who are you, Bozo the Clown?
00:18:05 What's your sign?
00:18:09 Is this gonna mean we're going together?
00:18:12 What?
00:18:15 Is this gonna mean we're going together?
00:18:19 No.
00:18:22 What?
00:18:25 I think it means
00:18:28 messing around with your friend's boyfriend
00:18:35 But I'll tell you what.
00:18:37 - What?
00:18:51 Get out...
00:19:02 - I never said that.
00:19:04 - That wasn't you. I'm sorry.
00:19:06 - I'm not playing this year.
00:19:10 Who's Rick?
00:19:14 How you doing, Tommy?
00:19:16 - Is she good?
00:19:18 She's a four-star lay, good buddy.
00:19:25 How's your mother?
00:19:28 She's dead.
00:19:41 ...and the wind blows it up.
00:19:43 No, I want...
00:19:48 Why don't you get out of here?
00:19:50 You make me get out of here.
00:19:54 Crazy is the word-
00:19:58 Get up!
00:20:01 - You have nothing, faggot!
00:20:12 - Fuck you!
00:20:23 - I don't want to hurt you guys.
00:20:25 Fuck you!
00:20:30 Jerk!
00:20:31 Kiss my ass!
00:20:34 You're good, man.
00:20:36 What were you doing in there,
00:20:39 - Listen-
00:20:40 - I won't.
00:20:54 That chick, Julie, she's truly dazzling.
00:21:00 Yep.
00:21:02 But she's not one of ours.
00:21:22 Hey, what the hell?
00:21:24 Dickhead, what are you trying to do,
00:21:27 What the hell's the matter with you?
00:21:31 Who the fuck was that guy?
00:21:34 And I was doing all right with that chick.
00:21:39 Maybe he was her boyfriend.
00:21:40 Nobody is going to tell me
00:21:45 I want this chick, she wants me,
00:21:52 My mom will shit
00:21:56 I really don't give a shit
00:22:35 It's bad enough you got to be here.
00:22:39 Wait a second. What are we doing here?
00:22:53 - They're cute, aren't they?
00:23:42 - What if somebody comes?
00:23:51 Somebody could come.
00:23:54 I told you.
00:23:56 Hurry up in there!
00:23:57 - They can wait.
00:24:01 - Take a hike.
00:24:02 - Come here.
00:24:04 Okay. Lose out.
00:24:05 - I'm sure.
00:24:09 I'm hurrying. Meet me later?
00:24:13 Will you?
00:24:16 - Creep.
00:24:27 - I can't believe he did it.
00:24:30 I can't. But guess who's looking at you?
00:24:41 So I said, "Oh, my God,
00:24:44 Oh, God, it looked so...
00:24:48 So what? Tell me.
00:24:51 Awesome.
00:24:52 It's like shaking hands with your best friend.
00:24:55 Only, like, real fast.
00:24:57 Come on, let's go.
00:25:15 How many is it we've had?
00:25:16 - You getting high?
00:25:19 - I'm making some lines here for you.
00:25:23 How is it? Okay?
00:25:28 Hey, you're gonna lose your nose. Look out.
00:26:13 - Don't be afraid.
00:26:16 Do you have a death wish or something?
00:26:18 - That's what Fred said.
00:26:20 Never mind.
00:26:25 You live around here?
00:26:28 This is very strange.
00:26:30 - What are you doing back here?
00:26:35 Really, now?
00:26:36 To tell you the truth,
00:26:42 We could what?
00:26:46 We could get out of here.
00:26:49 I don't think you'd be any more welcome
00:26:53 Let's leave the party.
00:26:55 - I'm so sure.
00:26:59 I'll meet you out front.
00:27:02 Wait a minute. Where are we gonna go?
00:27:06 I don't care.
00:27:10 - What are we gonna do?
00:27:15 - Okay, but I have to bring my best friend.
00:27:21 I'll be waiting for you.
00:27:38 God, I don't want to go! I told you.
00:27:41 - It's going to be fun.
00:27:45 They're not even here.
00:27:46 Let's go back.
00:27:48 - I know they're around here.
00:27:50 - Right there.
00:27:52 Oh, no. Not those guys.
00:27:56 - No.
00:27:58 - No.
00:28:02 The rating scale is okay.
00:28:04 - Do this for me.
00:28:07 - No.
00:28:10 Hi. I'm Fred. I like tacos and '71 cabernet,
00:28:17 - I'm Julie, and this is Stacey.
00:28:21 I'm simply going to freak out and die!
00:28:23 - Would you get in the car?
00:28:26 I will pay whatever it takes to make sure
00:28:29 I'll be totally bummed out...
00:28:31 if anyone on Earth, outside this car,
00:28:34 God, where is your sense of adventure?
00:28:37 I personally guarantee you,
00:28:41 - You'll see things you've only read about.
00:28:50 I'm freezing.
00:28:53 - Please put the top up?
00:28:56 - This is the last time I take you anywhere.
00:29:01 - I like this song.
00:29:04 I hate this music.
00:29:27 Look!
00:29:34 No way, Bob!
00:30:14 Sweet cheeks and velvet thighs.
00:30:17 Hey, Harvey!
00:30:20 - I thought you were getting the mohawk!
00:30:26 I like this song.
00:30:34 Hey, Rico! What? You didn't! No way, man.
00:30:39 You didn't do that. I'll talk to you later.
00:31:10 Rad! What's doing?
00:31:12 - Check out the cool wheels on that.
00:31:18 - Sid Vicious lives.
00:31:21 All right. But when they attack the car,
00:31:32 Hey, baby, why don't you get rid of the bum,
00:31:42 I don't want to go in here.
00:31:47 - What's doing?
00:32:33 Hey, Sean, so what's your salami like?
00:32:40 - Is this your hangout?
00:32:43 - Do you want to sit down?
00:32:48 You guys want something to drink?
00:32:55 I don't even wanna know
00:33:15 - Where do you live?
00:33:19 Me, too.
00:33:21 Oh, my God. Don't you have a straw?
00:33:23 Totally out of touch with civilization.
00:33:30 This is what we call living on the edge.
00:33:33 You don't have places like this
00:33:36 - No, we're just not into...
00:33:40 So what do you do over there that's hot?
00:33:43 We go to normal parties,
00:33:48 Buy nice, new clothes.
00:33:53 That's no different from what we do.
00:33:55 It's the way we do things
00:33:59 I guess so.
00:34:12 You know, these guys
00:34:15 - You'd all look healthier with a tan.
00:34:19 This is the real world.
00:34:21 It's not fresh and clean,
00:34:25 I always thought
00:34:27 Do you think they could
00:34:30 Noise?
00:34:33 This music's got emotion, power.
00:34:36 That techno-rock
00:34:38 I'm sure.
00:34:43 Fred, that's my leg!
00:34:46 You guys think
00:34:49 - We are. We're ourselves.
00:34:52 You're like her
00:34:55 You're all fucking programmed.
00:34:58 - So what does it take to be so free?
00:35:07 So when can I see you again?
00:35:09 - Thank you.
00:35:12 why don't you wait until
00:35:17 It's the way I feel. It's what I want.
00:35:20 All right, we're going to play a song.
00:35:22 It's called A Million Miles AwaY.
00:35:28 I'm here with you now.
00:35:30 I know.
00:35:38 It's like I can't explain it, you know?
00:35:42 It's like my brains won't stop going.
00:35:47 You know?
00:35:51 Yeah?
00:35:58 It's like I feel connected to you somehow.
00:36:03 It's like I'm...
00:36:06 It's like we're linked, or something.
00:36:55 Steve, honey, come on. Stop worrying.
00:37:01 Remember our night in the cemetery?
00:37:15 God! You are so weird. Go away.
00:37:19 My little pickle.
00:37:24 My darling.
00:37:26 - This is so embarrassing.
00:37:32 God!
00:37:53 Look, I just hope I can see you again.
00:37:56 Why not? I thought you liked me.
00:38:00 For sure.
00:38:02 Well?
00:38:04 My friends will freak, you know?
00:38:07 None of us have had a dude
00:38:10 Fuck 'em. Be the first one on your block.
00:38:13 Do you always have to talk like that?
00:38:18 - My darling.
00:38:20 I want to see you tomorrow.
00:38:23 You can't. I have to work,
00:38:27 It's so uncool.
00:38:30 Where do you work?
00:38:32 In my parents' store.
00:38:35 - What kind of a store?
00:38:38 I know, a store. What do you sell?
00:38:42 Health foods.
00:38:45 That's cool.
00:38:46 It's not. It's so uncool.
00:38:50 Why couldn't they own
00:38:58 God!
00:39:10 - I have to go home now.
00:39:14 Come on!
00:39:29 - My parents must be up, I'm sure.
00:39:33 They're pretty cool.
00:39:36 But I've never done this before.
00:39:40 I better go.
00:39:57 I want to see you tomorrow.
00:40:10 - Julie, is that you?
00:40:14 We have been worried sick about you.
00:40:16 Where have you been,
00:40:19 - I don't think I want to hear this.
00:40:23 We know you're at an age now
00:40:27 and nature plays its little part
00:40:30 - What am I talking about? I'm sure-
00:40:34 I was out all night, but I didn't-
00:40:36 - You don't have to... Cool it.
00:40:38 What your father is trying to say, dear,
00:40:43 as long as it doesn't hurt you,
00:40:45 - Right.
00:40:47 You see, we just want you
00:40:50 Your mother and I worry about you, honey.
00:40:52 It's not fair, with all the creepy-crawlers
00:40:56 - I'm just going to bed now.
00:40:59 We were young once.
00:41:02 - This isn't the Age of Aquarius.
00:41:04 Why don't you just punish me
00:41:07 Bad karma, dear.
00:41:22 - Guess what?
00:41:23 Skip asked for my phone number.
00:41:26 - Fasten your seat belt.
00:41:30 They totally ruin the crease in my pants.
00:41:32 Make sure you're in park, then turn the key.
00:41:36 Where did you guys disappear to
00:41:39 Let Julie concentrate.
00:41:41 Let Julie drive.
00:41:45 I have the right to know. It was my party.
00:41:47 Suzi, I mean, I didn't feel good.
00:41:49 I almost barfed from all that sushi,
00:41:52 And Julie took me home.
00:41:54 Cut the chatter, girls.
00:41:55 I want you to know you're my best friends.
00:41:57 - Eyes forward, Julie.
00:42:00 - He was at the party.
00:42:03 - Who is it? Brad was there the whole night-
00:42:06 - Randy.
00:42:09 - He's the most awesome dude ever.
00:42:13 Where were you?
00:42:16 - You don't mean that guy-
00:42:19 He's that guy from Hollywood.
00:42:21 He came back for Stacey and me...
00:42:22 and took us back over the hill.
00:42:25 I mean, your party was super and all.
00:42:28 Man, he's just like trippin'- dicular,
00:42:30 - Wasn't he, Stacey?
00:42:33 Straighten out!
00:42:38 You'll be in big trouble if this gets around.
00:42:42 - So what?
00:42:45 Don't we all?
00:42:52 Fail.
00:42:54 Dump the Sohio at 34 and one eighth.
00:42:57 Sure. Did you net in the cocoa futures?
00:43:01 - Today would be great.
00:43:03 Hold on.
00:43:04 Come on in. The gate's open.
00:43:15 Hi, Mrs. Brent.
00:43:17 - Skip. From the party.
00:43:21 Skip. From the party.
00:43:23 Don't stand there holding those.
00:43:27 Put them down there.
00:43:36 - You had a good time, I hope?
00:43:38 - You enjoyed yourself at the party?
00:43:46 I'm a little bit disappointed in you.
00:43:49 - Ma'am?
00:43:54 and I watched you...
00:43:57 I believe in being direct. How about you?
00:44:03 Just tell me exactly what you're thinking.
00:44:09 Say, "Beth, I... "
00:44:16 Okay.
00:44:21 It's no accident
00:44:28 That's a start.
00:44:33 I guess so.
00:44:35 - Can I get you something to drink?
00:44:38 I mean, no.
00:44:41 I've still got a few more deliveries to make.
00:44:43 I've really got to get back to work.
00:44:47 That was quick.
00:44:51 I've got a little tip for you, Skip.
00:44:54 You got to be kidding.
00:44:57 Plastics.
00:45:02 The time to do something
00:45:12 What time is it?
00:45:18 Actually, it's almost time
00:45:27 - I guess I see what you mean.
00:45:32 If nothing else, we've learned that.
00:45:39 Don't be a stranger.
00:45:43 'Bye.
00:45:46 - 'Bye.
00:45:50 See ya.
00:45:54 A Red Zinger tea.
00:45:57 A Bombay Avocado Delight.
00:45:59 And a cup of wheatgrass juice.
00:46:03 Okay. Would you like some bean sprouts?
00:46:05 Steve, we're out of the A, the B-12,
00:46:09 - I think there's some B-12 in the back.
00:46:13 - What?
00:46:16 They are kind of old, dear.
00:46:18 Beg your pardon.
00:46:21 Or was it the march on Washington?
00:46:23 That was almost 14 years ago,
00:46:26 - You got the Earth shoes for Washington.
00:46:29 - Are you sure?
00:46:31 Remember? You were going to do
00:46:33 You're right.
00:46:36 I think I'll go get the B-12.
00:46:43 God, this stuff is so gross.
00:46:45 Because it isn't greasy,
00:46:49 It's yuck.
00:46:51 You're a yuck.
00:46:53 Oh, my God, I'm going to die!
00:46:58 - What are you doing? Are you all right?
00:47:03 - Hi.
00:47:10 - Randy, this is my dad.
00:47:14 - What's happening? How's it going?
00:47:17 Great.
00:47:18 - That's great.
00:47:20 Right, okay.
00:47:24 - What are you doing here?
00:47:27 - But why here?
00:47:30 This place is gross.
00:47:31 All this stuff that tastes like nothing,
00:47:35 What about the sprouts?
00:47:38 Did you get in trouble the other night?
00:47:40 - For what?
00:47:42 - No.
00:47:44 Yeah, they were waiting up.
00:47:46 - Don't they care?
00:47:48 but I'm supposed to develop
00:47:54 That sounds good.
00:47:56 How about a Coke?
00:47:58 Sorry, my dad said
00:48:01 and it rots the enzymes in your stomach.
00:48:06 - That sounds good to me.
00:48:13 - Let's get out of here.
00:48:16 I've got flexible hours.
00:48:19 See you, Dad.
00:48:21 Bye-bye, sweetie.
00:48:23 Come up with any new gizmos?
00:48:25 We got some new stuff.
00:48:28 Honey, where's Julie?
00:48:30 - She left with Randy.
00:48:33 I think he's that dude
00:48:37 Do you think
00:48:40 - I don't know.
00:52:15 So, where's Julie?
00:52:18 We haven't seen much of her
00:52:20 She doesn't have time
00:52:23 I can't believe that.
00:52:26 - What's with her?
00:52:29 I mean, this guy, Randy,
00:52:32 I nominated her for class rep,
00:52:36 If she'd listen to me, I'd set her straight.
00:52:38 You girls are her friends, you should try.
00:52:40 She dumped me.
00:52:44 You're right, Tommy.
00:52:48 Go on and laugh. I still love that girl.
00:52:55 This geek that she's with
00:52:58 God. For life?
00:53:02 No. Come on, Suzi.
00:53:06 What is it with Loryn?
00:53:30 What's going on? Way to go, spaz!
00:53:34 - I didn't mean to do it, spaz.
00:53:41 She's always into everything, you know?
00:53:44 Suzi, it's a total bummer
00:53:47 and you don't even know why you're here.
00:53:49 Yeah, I mean...
00:53:51 Okay, this one is so tubular.
00:53:54 Suzi, pass the chips, will you?
00:53:58 Can you, like, grow some more zits?
00:54:01 No, but I thought
00:54:06 My thighs just grow, looking at that stuff.
00:54:10 - What can you do?
00:54:14 How gross!
00:54:15 People do that to stay skinny.
00:54:18 Cindy Boo lost 90 pounds,
00:54:21 - Are you serious? No way.
00:54:25 Or, like, scarf and barf.
00:54:28 - Very immature.
00:54:31 You better watch out.
00:54:35 Yeah, but blimps don't get to go
00:54:38 Who?
00:54:40 - Tommy.
00:54:44 Fuck him.
00:54:48 Girls, we must fuck him.
00:54:54 What is that little brat doing?
00:54:57 - Give me the chips.
00:55:08 - Not too cool, all right, Peggy?
00:55:11 Your mom is so bitchin', Suzi.
00:55:14 Put that back, Loryn.
00:55:17 I am not too small. I look totally hot in this.
00:55:21 No man could resist my...
00:55:25 - What do you call it?
00:55:27 Put that stuff back.
00:55:31 - Do you think Randy will like me in this?
00:55:36 Tommy's going to look real good
00:55:41 Like, all those sweaty bods. Barf me out.
00:55:44 You'll really get off
00:55:47 What do you mean?
00:55:48 Because you'll never be able to go to any,
00:55:52 Don't you think they have parties
00:55:54 Where, at the zoo?
00:55:56 You can just kiss class rep good-bye.
00:55:59 Big deal, okay?
00:56:07 Hello?
00:56:10 Who is this? Hi, Skip.
00:56:12 I was hoping you'd call.
00:56:16 My mom said she saw you the other day.
00:56:18 - She did?
00:56:21 She does?
00:56:24 - Tell him to come over.
00:56:28 Why don't you come over?
00:56:35 My mom is gone.
00:56:37 Oh, yeah? For how long?
00:56:39 For most of the night.
00:56:42 Maybe all night. She's out on a date.
00:56:46 What do you say?
00:56:49 I can't.
00:56:51 My mom's got a lot of stuff
00:56:55 I was just calling to say hi and all.
00:56:57 You know, see what you're up to.
00:57:00 - I'll talk to you later, okay?
00:57:03 Jeez, I don't know. Later, I guess.
00:57:06 Okay.
00:57:10 Okay. Good-bye.
00:57:17 A date.
00:57:18 - Do you think he likes me?
00:57:22 You know the type. He's shy.
00:57:25 I could die. He's so buff.
00:57:29 - I know he likes you.
00:57:33 For sure, Stacey.
00:57:34 You know, Julie, you can
00:57:38 Like I really care.
00:57:41 I hear there's something really grody
00:57:45 And the guys, they only get to be that big.
00:57:48 - Is that true?
00:57:50 - What's the biggest one you've ever seen?
00:57:54 No, in your hand.
00:57:55 Damn it. God!
00:59:02 Hello?
00:59:06 It's me, Skip.
00:59:09 I'm just returning one of Suzi's books.
00:59:21 Jesus Christ.
01:00:01 What do you think?
01:00:04 Everybody thinks
01:00:08 So you think I should pick Tommy.
01:00:12 What I mean is, if you were
01:00:17 do you think things would be better?
01:00:19 You mean I should pick Randy?
01:00:22 I don't know about that.
01:00:27 What I'm trying to say...
01:00:30 It's really hard for me to say
01:00:34 Loryn, this isn't helping me.
01:00:39 Me, either.
01:01:37 - Oh, shit.
01:01:41 What's up?
01:01:44 I got this problem,
01:01:47 Yeah? That's easy.
01:01:50 Take it back and get a more expensive one.
01:01:55 Dad.
01:01:56 That's not it? All right, what is it?
01:02:00 You know, this is really hard.
01:02:04 All right.
01:02:06 Shoot.
01:02:09 I like Randy a lot, you know?
01:02:14 He's different.
01:02:15 What, he was in an accident?
01:02:19 - No!
01:02:21 Did you?
01:02:22 - All right. How is he different?
01:02:25 He doesn't dress like my friends,
01:02:29 I see.
01:02:31 Is that wrong?
01:02:35 My friends think so.
01:02:39 That's important?
01:02:41 Sure, I guess.
01:02:43 - I don't want to lose them.
01:02:47 And they all want me to be with Tommy.
01:02:52 - What do you want?
01:02:57 It's getting hard. I don't want any problems.
01:03:00 There's the rub, you see? Nothing's easy.
01:03:04 I want to show you something.
01:03:07 You see, honey,
01:03:12 aren't the way they really are...
01:03:14 or the way they're going to turn out.
01:03:16 Here.
01:03:19 I don't think you ever saw these.
01:03:24 - Are these you?
01:03:29 - Who's this?
01:03:31 Before I met your mother.
01:03:33 Not everyone looked or dressed like that
01:03:37 In fact, lots of people didn't look like that.
01:03:40 I can believe that.
01:03:44 The point is,
01:03:49 The way you look, the kinds of clothes
01:03:53 It's what you are that counts,
01:03:58 not what other people want to make you.
01:04:01 Honey, there are lots of people out there...
01:04:03 who ain't happy unless you live and think
01:04:08 And if you don't...
01:04:13 - You dig what I'm saying?
01:04:16 But which one do I pick?
01:04:19 Randy or Tommy.
01:04:22 Beats me, love,
01:04:26 - Okay?
01:04:56 - Hi, Julie.
01:04:58 - How are you?
01:05:09 This has been too tough, you know?
01:05:13 It's either Randy, or you guys.
01:05:15 Life's not fair.
01:05:20 Randy is totally special to me, Stacey...
01:05:23 and I don't understand why.
01:05:27 I mean, he doesn't do
01:05:31 - but-
01:05:35 totally gnarly sex.
01:05:38 It hasn't gotten that far.
01:05:42 I know everyone is counting on me
01:05:45 So did you?
01:05:50 I don't know.
01:05:53 But it was fun while it lasted.
01:05:56 So you've done the right thing.
01:05:58 I don't know, you guys,
01:06:02 It doesn't have to be, Stacey.
01:06:04 What am I going to do?
01:06:08 Forget that. I mean, Tommy is such a hunk.
01:06:11 He told us he still loves you a bunch.
01:06:15 He did? When?
01:06:17 He just said it one day, you know?
01:06:20 Just make up with him. He'll take you back.
01:06:24 - He's got to be bummed to the max with me.
01:06:28 Hey, you know, why break up
01:06:32 I mean, Tommy can't be king of the prom
01:06:36 He's got his position to worry about.
01:06:39 Okay, I'll talk to him.
01:06:41 Are you sure he wants me back, though?
01:06:43 Of course. I just told you so.
01:06:46 Hey, Julie, I asked Arthur to the prom.
01:06:49 What'd he say?
01:06:51 He goes, "Okay. "
01:06:55 - Hi, Tommy.
01:06:58 I gotta go.
01:07:00 I've got all this homework
01:07:03 - See you, Julie.
01:07:04 - 'Bye, Julie.
01:07:16 - How you been?
01:07:20 You?
01:07:21 All right.
01:07:22 How's your new boyfriend?
01:07:28 It's over.
01:07:33 He wasn't mean to you, was he?
01:07:34 If he was, I'll go kick his ass sideways.
01:07:39 It wasn't that.
01:07:46 Is this what you want?
01:08:03 Listen, Doug's got his dad's Mercedes.
01:08:06 We're gonna cruise Van Nuys.
01:08:08 - Sure, I guess.
01:08:14 Can I have some of your hamburger?
01:08:16 You can.
01:08:50 - Hey, babe.
01:08:54 - What's the matter with you?
01:08:58 It slipped my mind.
01:09:01 But I will tell you what I'm gonna do.
01:09:05 go down to the phone booth, make a call,
01:09:09 Why do you always barge in like that?
01:09:11 - You shouldn't talk like that.
01:09:16 You have no control over my life.
01:09:19 I can see anybody I want to, okay?
01:09:22 I'm sorry.
01:09:25 I didn't think it was that big a deal.
01:09:29 Look, I have to go to bed now.
01:09:32 Hey, come over here.
01:09:35 I love you.
01:09:37 That's all I wanted to say.
01:09:42 I love you.
01:09:45 So, when can I see you... Hey.
01:09:49 When can I see you again?
01:09:55 - You can't.
01:09:58 Don't do that to me!
01:10:01 Is it your father or mother?
01:10:04 There's nothing to fix. It's not them.
01:10:06 It's not them at all. It's me, okay?
01:10:09 I can't see you anymore, okay?
01:10:12 Okay.
01:10:16 I know what it is.
01:10:19 I know what this is.
01:10:23 Shit, Julie, what is this?
01:10:25 not between the rest of the fucking world.
01:10:30 It's your friends.
01:10:33 Fuck you!
01:10:37 Fuck off, for sure! Like, totally!
01:11:15 I don't fucking care. I don't give a fuck.
01:11:22 I don't fucking care, man.
01:11:28 - Randy? You look like shit.
01:11:31 - I shouldn't let you in here.
01:11:33 - Come on.
01:12:18 You feel so good.
01:12:22 Hello, Samantha.
01:12:26 I've been looking for you tonight.
01:12:28 Liar. You haven't been looking for me...
01:12:31 and I haven't been looking for you
01:12:35 You're right. But here we are.
01:12:45 Did I ever tell you how good you feel?
01:12:49 You did tell me that.
01:13:01 Let's make up.
01:13:05 You want to make up some more?
01:13:30 Your place or mine?
01:14:32 How about a cigarette?
01:14:35 How about a sip?
01:14:38 What's he getting?
01:14:43 - Who's that?
01:15:41 Go home, Randy.
01:15:54 Hey, puto, want a light?
01:15:58 Fuck you, scum! Get out of the car.
01:16:01 - Are you bad at me?
01:16:03 - Get out of the fucking car, shit.
01:16:06 - Get out of the car.
01:16:13 Come on, keep going!
01:16:25 - Hey, man.
01:16:28 You're a dumb son of a bitch, man.
01:16:33 I don't give... Fuck 'em.
01:16:37 - What the hell's the matter with you?
01:16:40 Hey, man, who're you talking to?
01:16:45 You're shitfaced.
01:16:47 I don't feel so good.
01:16:50 I'm going to be sick.
01:16:54 Go on. Leave me alone!
01:17:02 Go on, now, leave me alone.
01:17:05 Leave you alone? Why?
01:17:09 because some little Valley chick
01:17:26 Hit me with that brick. I'm dying.
01:17:29 - Just put me out of my misery.
01:17:35 Man, you smell fucking awful.
01:17:41 Screw it, man.
01:17:43 - You gonna make me feel great?
01:17:47 Look, if you want this girl so bad...
01:17:51 why don't you do something about it?
01:17:55 I mean...
01:17:56 go for the wild, crazy stuff.
01:18:04 - Wild and crazy.
01:18:08 Don't tell me that.
01:18:09 Come on, man. It's romantic shit.
01:18:16 Trust me. It never fails.
01:18:21 I know.
01:18:38 We have to talk.
01:18:40 I told you we can't.
01:18:42 - Young man...
01:18:44 Are you being held prisoner, or what?
01:18:46 - Give me a signal.
01:18:49 - But I love you.
01:18:54 Let's go.
01:19:02 You've just heard Men at Work.
01:19:06 to Billy from Dina. She says, "You're a fox. "
01:19:08 Andrea to Doug, she'll do
01:19:11 To Julie, his favorite Valley girl,
01:19:15 "Like, come back soon, you know. "
01:19:22 - I've got to get to Algebra. I'll see you later.
01:19:51 Enjoy your ride.
01:20:01 - Oh, bitchin'. Is this in 3-D?
01:20:04 Like, I hate 3-D. It gives me a headache.
01:20:06 It's not in 3-D.
01:20:09 Have a nice flight.
01:20:13 Good. Check this geek out.
01:20:16 Who is this guy?
01:20:19 I guess these go
01:20:24 How you doing down there?
01:20:27 It appears you forgot
01:20:30 Peter Piper picked a pepper,
01:20:35 - That guy's nuts.
01:21:01 Oh, my God!
01:21:03 Don't do that. Come on, Julie!
01:21:08 Don't do this.
01:21:14 - She's out there somewhere.
01:21:19 What you're doing ain't working.
01:21:21 You need a good plan.
01:21:23 I didn't know that.
01:21:26 Listen, if you're going to have
01:21:31 Just forget I ever tried to save you
01:21:39 Okay, I'll tell you. Twist my arm.
01:21:43 Listen, I got a plan...
01:21:47 that's going to get you in solid with the
01:21:52 achieve the grandest form of retribution
01:21:57 So he had a little help.
01:22:04 Oh, man.
01:22:19 Where are you and Arthur going?
01:22:22 We're going straight to the hot-tub club.
01:22:25 Listen. We were on the waiting list,
01:22:29 - Oh, my God.
01:22:33 I heard...
01:22:35 Tommy made reservations
01:22:38 Does she know?
01:22:42 - No.
01:22:51 Far out. This kid doesn't miss a trick.
01:22:58 Sarah! Lancelot's here!
01:23:00 Not so loud, dear.
01:23:03 Look at me. I'm probably more nervous
01:23:07 I don't understand
01:23:10 You act like it's your prom.
01:23:11 I don't know. Feel these hands. They're wet.
01:23:14 - Wow.
01:23:16 Look at you, honey.
01:23:18 You look lovely, darling.
01:23:22 Beautiful!
01:23:23 That's Tommy. Quick, get the camera.
01:23:26 We can't miss a moment of this. Hurry.
01:23:28 What's the deal with him?
01:23:30 I think your father
01:23:34 You're both in pink, you just look beautiful.
01:23:38 Steve! Hurry up, dear! Tommy's here.
01:23:44 Are you all right, honey?
01:23:49 I'm coming. I'm looking for the camera.
01:23:53 Just wait two more minutes. Steve will be
01:23:57 We have to get a picture of this.
01:24:01 Hurry up, dear!
01:24:07 - Here he is.
01:24:10 Mighty spiffy.
01:24:11 Look at them. Are they a picture?
01:24:14 We got to get a picture of this.
01:24:18 - What wedding?
01:24:21 - Newlyweds.
01:24:25 Okay, let's get some snapperoos here.
01:24:27 Dad. Earth to Dad.
01:24:30 Imagine that. The old lens cap.
01:24:33 - Okay, here we go.
01:24:35 No stopping us now. Get closer together.
01:24:38 - Smile, come on. Closer.
01:24:41 - A little goes a long way with some people.
01:24:47 You look beautiful. Have a wonderful time.
01:24:50 - Trust me.
01:24:53 'Bye!
01:24:57 Come on. Let's go see 'em.
01:25:05 Her first prom.
01:25:09 Far out.
01:25:13 Feeling better, dear?
01:25:17 Yeah!
01:25:19 You know...
01:25:22 maybe we should have gone.
01:25:26 I mean, how bad could it have been?
01:25:28 What?
01:25:34 Your prom.
01:25:39 What is this, Bangkok?
01:25:44 Do you have any of that stuff for me?
01:25:48 Sure. Come on. We'll light it up.
01:25:51 - Are you ready to party?
01:25:54 Let's hear it.
01:26:34 - You think this is something, wait till later.
01:26:51 - I can't believe this.
01:26:55 We should've shined up the wagon,
01:26:58 - I'm doing the best I can.
01:27:01 Did you clip butterflies' wings
01:27:04 Listen, I told you, I've got a plan.
01:27:43 This is it, Fred.
01:27:46 Cool everything and listen.
01:27:51 I'm getting very excited about this.
01:27:56 This will be a night we'll never forget.
01:27:58 - Come on, what is it?
01:28:06 - They really are rather dissolute.
01:28:09 Miss Liebman, do you know
01:28:12 - I don't know where the cups are.
01:28:15 - Mr. Brooks, do you know-
01:28:18 Suzi was supposed to bring them,
01:28:42 Thank goodness.
01:28:44 I think we should get out of here.
01:28:48 Arthur, let's wait until after they announce
01:28:53 Okay.
01:29:20 Boys, how we doing?
01:29:22 - Mr. Brooks.
01:29:24 - How's that punch?
01:29:26 I'd like to try some. Where are the cups?
01:29:29 Wow, there's no cups.
01:29:36 A little flat.
01:29:58 She's there.
01:30:00 Suzi, where have you been?
01:30:06 Where have you been?
01:30:09 - Have you been getting laid, Suzi?
01:30:16 Where's Ralphie?
01:30:17 Indian wrestling with the boys,
01:30:21 Wow. Sorry.
01:30:23 It's cool. I'm not going to eat
01:30:27 so when we go to La Serre,
01:30:30 - All right.
01:30:39 - Stacey. Check out this, dude.
01:30:45 That's it, Bailey. I've had it with you.
01:30:48 - I didn't think her haircut was so bad.
01:30:52 I just want to know
01:30:55 What do you mean, "the rest"?
01:31:03 Simplicity at its finest?
01:31:06 At least you got me here.
01:31:09 So let's...
01:31:11 crush that fly.
01:32:01 Is this on?
01:32:06 And now, students...
01:32:08 the moment
01:32:11 the announcement of
01:32:14 What is being king and queen all about?
01:32:18 Is it about who wears the nicest clothes?
01:32:22 I think not.
01:32:25 Is it about who's dating
01:32:29 Or who's seeing the head cheerleader?
01:32:32 I don't think so.
01:32:34 Is it a popularity contest?
01:32:38 I doubt it.
01:32:39 I'm going to give you the chance
01:32:42 ...when one is honorable,
01:32:46 when one has school spirit.
01:32:50 Yes...
01:32:52 kings and queens...
01:32:54 they don't grow on trees.
01:32:56 Hold this.
01:32:57 Everyone can't be a king and a queen.
01:33:00 Let's go, boy. Get up.
01:33:04 I remember my prom.
01:33:07 I wanted to be the queen.
01:33:10 I wasn't.
01:33:12 Stop it!
01:33:16 Watch this.
01:33:18 ...who have set an example
01:33:23 They need no introduction...
01:33:25 because they are not just
01:33:29 they are Valley High.
01:33:31 Your king. Your queen.
01:34:06 Get your hands off me, you fucking dick.
01:34:15 Julie, what's going on here?
01:35:06 That must be some party
01:35:08 Yeah.
01:35:10 Valley Sheraton?
01:35:12 Sir?
01:35:16 Yeah.