Vampire Suck
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What would you do to save someone you love? |
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For Edward, I would stop at nothing. |
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What is he doing? |
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Edward? Where? |
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Oh My God! There he is! Edward, I really you! You're the best! |
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No, Jacob's the best! |
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[SPF 500 Sunscreen Lotion |
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[True Blood 40] |
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He's exposing himself! |
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No! |
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Edward!!! |
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Let me start from the beginning. |
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I used to live with my mom in Phoenix. |
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Now she is always on the road, since she started doing some pro golfer. |
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So I came here to the foggy town of Sporks, Washington. |
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Population, 3120. |
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Holy Shit! |
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Make that 3119. |
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Anyway, I came here to live with my dad, Frank. |
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I havent seen you in a while, your hair is longer. |
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I err, I grow it out. |
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I guess it's hard for me to accept my girls growing up. |
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I mean look at the size of those tits |
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[Bite Me Mix, I Hate Life Mix] |
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[The Club: Tonight Only. Vampire Weekend] |
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There's something strange about this town. |
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[Family Dentist. Brighter Bites. 1810] |
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Couldnt put my finger on it. |
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[Will work for blood] |
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I, used to stay here almost every winter, but it's been years. |
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I, I kept your room the same as since you left me. |
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Great! |
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Buddy must have missed a couple feedings |
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Do you still play with your doll? |
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What's that? |
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It's been lonely since your mom left. |
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Well, come downstairs. Some people are excited to see you. |
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Who wants a batsy? Good girl~ |
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Dad, I'm a teenager. |
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I guess I better watch out some of the steps then. |
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Frank didnt get me, I was'nt his little girl anymore. |
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Hey, you remember Bobby right? |
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Good? I'm in a wheelchair, I can not feel anything below my waist. |
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You know what's below the waist? My penis. |
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-I'm s-sorry. |
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Especially your dad. He wouldnt shut up about ya. |
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Careful there Bob, or I got to roll you down the hill. |
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Oh boy, I'm not scared. Bring it on. |
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Oh here we go. We're going somewhere. |
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-Err hi, I'm Jacob. |
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We err, we used to play together. Play doctor? |
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Oh, right right. I, I remember now. I gave you a prostate exam. |
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So, are we gonna be at the same school? |
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It must be fun to drink and gamble all day. |
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Too bad we're not gonna be at school together. |
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Got your welcome home present. What do you think? |
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Erm, to think that you're trying to buy my affection |
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to make up for all the years in which |
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Told you she'd like it. |
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It's cool. |
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Thanks, Jacob. |
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Okay, see you got to pump the gas to start her up. Damn fleas! |
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Jacob, your.. foot ? |
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It's all this puberty, I've been feeling... different. |
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Excuse me, I gotta take a leak |
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It guess, my body is just going through some changes. |
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Cat!!! |
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[High School Sporksa, Home of the Bloodsuckers] |
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[Sad Misunderstood New Student With Crappy Old Truck Parking Only] |
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The first day of school, in the middle of the year being the new kid has never been easy! |
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Nice clothes, still shopping in the boys section |
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Give her a break, that's what i used to wear when i was still a virgin. |
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Where'd you get that haircut, Fantastic Lesbian? |
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[Kick me!] |
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Hey, new kid! |
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Hi, I'm Derek. . - Rebecca. |
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I'm the eyes and ears of this place. I can hook you up with whatever you need. |
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Cheat sheet, adult porno, harvested organ? |
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Er no, thanks. |
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Oh, I get it. You're one of those antisocial long suffering loner type. |
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Actually I'm more of the humorous type, kinda sarcastic all those insecurity with no great personality |
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yet every hot guys find me irresistable |
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You must be Becca? I'm Rick. . Damn girl, you seem really boring and frigid |
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You want to go to Prom with me? |
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You see? . - I'm Jennifer. |
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The future prom queen. I'm gonna pretend to be your bff |
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But if you touch Rick I'll cut you. |
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Who are they? |
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Oh, those are the Sullens, they're all like adopted by Doctor Carlton, so they're |
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not biologically related, but they're really, really close. |
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They moved here a few years ago, and they're like, super weird. It's a total mystery. |
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Their skin is ice cold, they feed on human flesh and they all sleep in coffins. |
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Maybe they're Canadians? |
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And, Who's that? - Sneki, Kitty, Nemanja ... |
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No, the douchebag in short |
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... He's really pale, with big hair and veal view. |
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Edward Sullen. . He's a real hotty. |
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But, evidently, no one here is worthy. |
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He wont even accept me as his facebook friend. |
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Favourite activity, searching for soul which has been cast into eternal damnation? |
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Ooh, you guys are having like an instant connection. |
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What are you talking about.. |
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Staring at each other in slow motion |
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which although cheesy and obvious, it underscores your respective yearnings. |
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Oh... right.. |
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Beck, why not take the empty seat next to that mysterious boy |
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you're destined to have a fatalistic relationship, which that will |
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spawn 4 books and a movie franchise. |
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What, it smell.. |
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Lunch |
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I'm Becca. . - I'm Edward. |
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So, you're new to Sporks. . How do you like the weather? |
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I do not like cold and wet things. |
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So must certainly hate frappe. |
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I'm just trying to figure you out. |
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Alright class, turn to page 63 in your book. |
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[Vampire Diary] |
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This is biology. Why are we reading Vampire Diaries? |
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In the 80s, Coke's all the rage. In the 90s, grunge |
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Now is era of vampires. It's just super trendy! |
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That's uh, amazing. |
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Oh, Hi. |
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Why are'nt you wearing a shirt? |
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It's always the same with the questions, |
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The carpet's dont match the drape, yeah... |
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That's hot. |
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I've got a serious case of the muchies, |
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Cheetos? |
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What about ... |
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The killing! |
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Oh, right! My wrong. |
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You know who we are dont you? |
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Yes! You look like B.E.P. |
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Oh, come on, not again? . Why does everyone always think |
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that we're the "Black Eyed Peas" . I mean her... I get it... |
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She looks just like Fergie , . and he looks like Will.I.Am, but, Jesus christ! |
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They dont even have a white guy in their band. |
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He hit me! . - That's right. |
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Mixed martial arts, tae bo and yoga classes created this. |
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How do you like that, pink boy. |
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Help me, help me. - Coming elbow! |
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Son of a bitch! . - I am not afraid of you! |
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You should be! |
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Damn that overlook! . I'm quite a teenager love! |
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I could not stop thinking about Edward Sullen. |
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No mortal could have the strength to do that, |
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He can't be human. |
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Meanwhile out town Bolero . was getting cozy with Nate, who is secretly |
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having a crush with Serena. |
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I'm sorry, but you're interrupting my narration. . |
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XOXO, gossip girl. |
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I heard about the accident. . Are you okay? |
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I'm... fine. |
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[Please, be a mother of my childrens! |
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Thanks Jacob. You're so sweet and thoughtful |
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Any girl would be lucky to have you |
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It's not me of course. . You're like my little baby brother. |
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I heard you're hanging out with Edward Sullen. Stay away from him. |
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It's just something really wrong with that guy. |
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I better go. |
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Hey sweetheart, there you are. |
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There was a killing today . Fisherman Scully, near the docks. |
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blood is drained from his body and multiple bites wound on his neck. |
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You know what that means? The Cardashian's in town. |
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I want you to have this. |
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You're my little girl, and there's a killer onthe loose. |
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I'm not gonna leave until I know you can protect yourself. |
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Now, I'm gonna come at you. I want you to mace me. |
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!? |
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Ow god damn it. It's so painful, it burns! |
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I'm sorry, Dad. . - No no, I'm proud of you. |
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You all right? . - Mace will only temporarily |
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stop the attackers. You have to hit a man where he breathes, Becca. |
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You got quite a kick there. . Good for you! |
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But still I'm coming at you. Rip off the mustache. |
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But you love your mustache. |
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I could not live with myself . Do it! Do it! |
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You're Ready to go. |
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Am I dreaming? . - Right, you're dreaming. |
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So, you're not really here . - Exactly. Back to sleep. |
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Becca, you're sleep walking. |
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You're sleep walking! |
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Just your breathing, is the greatest gift you can give me. |
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I started to wonder, maybe I wasnt dreaming afterall. |
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Is Edward Sullen a human, or something different entirely. |
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Oh snap, he left his business card. |
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[Edward Sullen Vampire Extraordinare |
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Good Morning, Sporks High School |
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And after school today dont forget the blood |
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generously sponsored by the Sullen family. |
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Come to the prom! Prom is here! |
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Here get your flyer for prom |
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Check it out, we finally got a theme. It's gonna be awesome. |
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The theme is Vampires... - We just came out with it randomly. |
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Cool, huh? |
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It gonna be like the Festival of St. Salvatore like they have in Italy every year, |
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They gonna rent out a whole courtyard and |
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It will be super fun, a lot of red capes, a lot of blood and drinking. |
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Are you in? |
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Well it's my thing! I mean,really Becca what is with you? |
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Prom is like the pivotal moment in any girl's life and |
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been dreaming of being Prom queen |
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since I was a sperm in my Dad's boxer! |
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We need to talk. |
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Your skin is really white, you dress fashionably |
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and you're obscene from sex. I know what you are! |
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Say it, outloud. Say it. |
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"Jonas Brothers ". |
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Wait, what? No, I'm a vampire. Duh.. |
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It was my next guess |
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the most obvious question. What do we like to eat? |
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Vampire cereals? |
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You need to see what I really look like |
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This is why we dont show ourselves in the summer |
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People would know we're different. |
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-Oh yeah, shining.. |
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You dont get it, I'm a killer! |
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-Are you texting? |
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[OMG-EDWARD IS SO YUMMY!] |
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I am one of the most dangerous predators. |
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I want to eat you. |
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Most guys are into that. |
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My family ... We are not like other vampires. |
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We can control our thirst. To hunt only animals and the real housewives in Atlanta. |
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But I dont know if I can control myself around you. |
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Look... |
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I, I dont like to play games. So ... |
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I'm just gonna lay all my cards on the table. I really, like you. |
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I dig that eurotrash heroin chic look. You're totally happening. |
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I want to be with you. |
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but not yours. You'll have to tell me exactly what you thinking. |
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You're pretty so you dont have to be smart. |
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-Yes |
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The three things I was absolutely positive about. First, |
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Edward is a vampire. Second, American Idol is much better with Ellen |
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and third, the next time I saw Edward, I was gonna hump the shit out of him. |
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Oh. Oh god, you scared me. |
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-There is something that I wanted to try. |
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Thats, ehm, that's not what I meant. |
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Dont move. |
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Kiss me already. I know it'll be okay. |
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That was amazing~ I never got to first base before. |
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No, let's go all the way. |
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Ring, ring. |
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I might not be able to resist the urges... to kill you. |
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-I dont mind. |
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Oh.. Oh yeah, I like it rough. |
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Stay away from me. No, please please, dont come any closer. |
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This is for your own safety. I'm trying to protect you. |
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If this is gonna work, we got to take thing slowly |
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I guess that's ok, eventhough my teenage hormon are raging and I want |
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to have sex with you. I feel conflicted about |
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losing my virginity. I know that you'd never have sex with me |
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because you're a vampires ... |
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-That was incredibly insightful |
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I promise, as long as you're with me, . you will never get hurt. |
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Starting now. |
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Oh, shit! I think we all know whatever kill Fisherman Sculley was no animal. |
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Look at those traces. This can only mean one thing. |
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Immigrants. Damn bordercrossers. They come here and take |
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all the shity job us lazy Americans dont want, and now |
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they kill our fishermen too. |
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That is a big picture. |
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It is my eighteenth birthday. |
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And.. the sullens are throwing me a party. |
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This is home. |
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Hey.. there is no reason to be nervous. |
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I am different than you. They might not accept me. |
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It's like the time with my ex-boyfriend, Sean, invited me to |
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I want you to meet my family. |
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I'm Edward's mom, Eden. We've heard so much about you. |
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Fingerfood? |
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That's Alex and Rosalyn. |
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I just know we're gonna be great great friends. |
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-I hope we will be. |
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Some of us have special powers. Iris has visions of the future. |
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-I'm not on my period |
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Relax, Becca. We're just like any normal American family |
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Except of course we have no soul and |
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unquenchable thirst for blood. |
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-I'm Jeremiah. |
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He's still trying to control his hunger for human. |
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Look, I dont want to cause any problems. Maybe I should go. |
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- But you have to open your presents. |
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Papercut. |
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You're bleeding. |
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Yea, really bad. I hit an artery. |
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Look at your nose. |
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Yeah I knew I shouldnt have party last night |
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Every time I bring a girl, you guys try to eat her! |
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-It's unfair! |
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Someone here ordered Chinese food? |
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Quick, they'll be hungry again in half an hour. |
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What happened back there could never happen again. |
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I now know as long as I'm around you, you'll never be safe. |
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That's why I want you to bite me... |
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-No. |
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I'm 18 now. I'm practically a cougar. |
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I just.. |
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I could'nt live with myself. If I turn you into a vampire. |
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You're always sexy and healthy and super good looking with tons of free times |
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and money to travel the world. It's a lot like being George Clooney. |
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Seriously, the only thing that keeps aging is... your ass. |
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It's very wrinkly all the time. |
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You'll never see me again. |
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Just.. promise me that you won't do anything reckless. |
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Okay, I promise that I wont date Chris Brown. |
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Farewell. |
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Edward.. Edward... |
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Edward! |
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So, you're just gonna leave me alone in the wood, |
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Looks like Edward left us a treat. |
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Great! Exactly what I was talking about. |
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Take that! |
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-I came here to help, you bitch! |
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There's no where else to run. Your beloved Edward is not here to save you. |
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Come on, Jack. Where's the bro codes? Huh? |
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You know you dont try to eat someone's girlfriend |
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Kardashians. |
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Let's go! |
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I'm gonna have to suck the venom out of you. |
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because the taste of your blood could send me into a frenzy |
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But on the other hand... |
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Okay, Edward, I think you got all the venom out. You can stop now. |
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And just like that, Edward was gone. |
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I just.. could'nt get over him. Why did he had to leave me? |
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[He's not that into You] |
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[The Girls Guide To: Surviving A Vampire Love Affair] |
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[Confessions of a batshit : Love Crazed Teen-age girl] |
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Time pass but my yearning for Edward never subsided |
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Everyone reminded me of him. |
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I could'nt get Edward out of my mind. |
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No matter where I looked, |
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No matter where I saw, |
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without Edward, my life is over.. I felt like dying. |
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And every night I had nightmares that would make me scream |
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really really loud. |
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Becca, Becca, Becca |
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You're so upset. Let me check your level. |
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Oh, It's not good. You got more worse than the secret life of American teenagers. |
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You know Honey, I'm not real good at the whole parenting thing, |
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especially when you're dumped by someone as handsome and hunky as Edward. |
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That boy can really fill up a pair of pants. |
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Now let's face it, honey, you're no looker, and you twitch a lot |
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it's kind of irritating. |
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That's for sure the best piece of ass you'll ever got. |
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That's my girl. |
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Oh, Your friend Jennifer keeps calling.. |
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Probably cheer you up. I want you to say good night to your new mommy. |
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Good Night, Beka, I love you.. |
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She really does. |
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Well, we're gonna get busy. Good night, sweetheart. |
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I dont get it. Why would anyone want to do a vampire? Lame~ |
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-Yeah, so lame. |
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[The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn] |
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I cant believe they got married and have a vampire baby. |
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Owhh, thanks for the spoilers alert dumb shit! |
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It's too bad Edward dumped you and now you dont have a date for the prom. |
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Cause that dress would look great on you. |
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But you dont need a dress. Because Edward left you behind in the forest like bearshit. |
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So I'm gonna wear it instead! And everyone gonna be like, super-jealous. |
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Can you just die!? |
00:49:06 |
Well, this is me. Where are you parked? |
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Uhh, over there. |
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Ouh, right next to those mean and scary biker dudes? |
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See you at school tomorrow! |
00:49:41 |
Hey baby! Come over here and you can sit on my bike. |
00:49:47 |
Becca, those guys are dangerous. Walk away. |
00:49:55 |
Oh, shit. Those guys are dangerous. |
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Wether it was real, or imagine, I knew |
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that the more I put myself in danger, |
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This is your brake, and this is your throttle. |
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Jacob, There's a.. there's something different about you. I don't know what is! |
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I've been meaning to tell you. |
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Are you, telling me.. |
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Mussletolf! |
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-So you think... |
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Yea right, erm.. |
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Maybe if you stop revving the bike whenever |
00:50:57 |
Great, sorry. |
00:51:02 |
Becca, I wanted to ask you.. |
00:51:06 |
Becca would you wanna date with me? |
00:51:14 |
I think I'll just, take her for a spin. |
00:51:19 |
You just cut the brakelines. |
00:51:29 |
Becca, stop. You're going to hurt yourselves. |
00:51:44 |
Put down the guitar and stop singing like Taylor Swift. |
00:51:50 |
If this is what it takes to be with you Edward. So be it! |
00:51:54 |
Becca, don't drink that milk. You know you're lactose intolerant. |
00:51:57 |
This is for you, Edward. |
00:52:09 |
Sorry. But I did try to warn you. |
00:52:18 |
Are you trying to get yourself killed?! |
00:52:21 |
You're bleeding. Here! |
00:52:28 |
Your body is so.. furry!? |
00:52:35 |
Are.. Are those tits? |
00:52:42 |
I'll better get you some help. |
00:52:47 |
That was fast. |
00:52:52 |
You are so scrumptous. |
00:52:59 |
No! |
00:53:07 |
Be happy it was me that found you.. and not Rachel. |
00:53:11 |
Why? What happened to Rachel? |
00:53:15 |
She was.. recasted. |
00:53:22 |
She wants to torture you, for what you did to Jack. At least I will eat you fast. |
00:53:32 |
Jacob, run! |
00:53:39 |
-That's it? A Chiuahua? |
00:53:42 |
-This whole transformation thing is new to me. |
00:53:48 |
-You're no werewolf. |
00:54:31 |
-Please~ |
00:55:13 |
Sign this! |
00:55:27 |
Now, let's get you home. |
00:55:46 |
Why can't Carrie and Big just be together? |
00:55:57 |
There you are! I've been looking everywhere for you. |
00:56:02 |
You look like shit. |
00:56:05 |
Look, we're all sorry we tried to drink Becca's blood, |
00:56:09 |
even Jermiah. But something terrible has happened to her. |
00:56:16 |
Becca who? I am totally over her. |
00:56:23 |
I've finally found someone as freaky as me. |
00:56:35 |
-Too freaky? |
00:56:40 |
Becca was driving a motorcycle.. |
00:56:43 |
She tried to kill herself. |
00:56:50 |
I fear Becca maybe dead. |
00:56:57 |
No.. I gotta find out! |
00:57:04 |
How do you feel? |
00:57:11 |
Here. |
00:57:15 |
[ Rebound Guy : Herbal Tea ] |
00:57:22 |
Why did you just take off your shirt? |
00:57:24 |
The contract says I have to, |
00:57:46 |
Look, Edward left you, |
00:57:51 |
I wanna take it out of the friends zone. |
00:57:56 |
I like you too, when I'm with you... |
00:58:00 |
-I just feel so safe and secure. |
00:58:09 |
I suppose I always felt with Edward which is all so |
00:58:12 |
passion, lust, complete forbidden fruit stuff. |
00:58:16 |
-I mean with him it's all about my Va-jay-jay |
00:58:22 |
Do you mind getting that? |
00:58:30 |
- Hello! |
00:58:32 |
-No, he's not here right now |
00:58:36 |
It's very important that I speak with him. |
00:58:38 |
" Becca, At the Fisherman Sculley's Funeral. |
00:58:44 |
-He's at the funeral |
00:58:48 |
Yea, and supposedly the body was so mangled |
00:58:51 |
crazy glue to stick the hand back on and |
00:58:59 |
Hello? Hello? |
00:59:07 |
-It's true! Becca's dead! |
00:59:17 |
I can't live without her. |
00:59:33 |
I just had another vision about Becca. |
00:59:46 |
Shit! |
01:00:03 |
What's the matter, Becca? |
01:00:07 |
Loser! |
01:00:10 |
Here! Have a drink, bitch! |
01:00:24 |
Becca, get in the car. Now! |
01:00:37 |
-What wrong? |
01:00:40 |
Why would he think that? |
01:00:47 |
Beats me. He won't live without you |
01:00:52 |
He's such a romantic. |
01:00:57 |
Becca, don't go. You belong with me. |
01:01:03 |
Me or him? |
01:01:07 |
I'm not gonna for an answer. I'm not gonna let go. |
01:01:12 |
-You tell me, once and for all. |
01:01:20 |
-I choose.. |
01:01:29 |
Edward going to the Volturri to have them kill him. |
01:01:33 |
I had a vision. . - What do you talking about? |
01:01:35 |
-What are you talking about? Who are the Volturri |
01:01:38 |
who only care about themselves and |
01:01:41 |
-They're kind of like "Fox News ". |
01:01:44 |
Edward's going to expose himself in the sun |
01:01:49 |
They cannot allow human to know vampires are among them. |
01:01:52 |
-It could destroy us. - Okay, where is this going to happen? |
01:01:55 |
At the prom. The Volturri never miss a good Salvadore festival. |
01:02:00 |
This all the way in Italy. Say what you want about them, |
01:02:20 |
Welcome Sporks High students to the two thousand and ten prom. |
01:02:32 |
And don't forget the main event coming up shortly. |
01:02:39 |
And if you havent had the chance to vote yet, |
01:02:43 |
Just to be sure! |
01:02:50 |
Becca, you're the only one that can stop Edward. |
01:02:54 |
-You're still alive. |
01:03:03 |
So.. |
01:03:05 |
what would you do to save someone you love? |
01:03:08 |
For Edward, I would stop at nothing. |
01:03:14 |
Well, you already saw this part, |
01:03:28 |
No! |
01:03:42 |
Shit! |
01:04:15 |
Edward, it.. it's not sunny anymore. |
01:04:20 |
Hey, new moon. |
01:04:24 |
Eclipse!? |
01:04:26 |
Look at me, everyone! This is me, in all my glory. |
01:04:39 |
Oh, lucky penny! |
01:04:59 |
You're alive? |
01:05:08 |
We have to go now! |
01:05:19 |
I'm so sorry. I promise you that I will never leave you again! |
01:05:24 |
-The Zolturri are standing right behind me? Arent they? |
01:05:28 |
-Don't worry Becca.. |
01:05:33 |
-Stop it. |
01:05:35 |
-You're killing him. |
01:05:37 |
-And we haven't even have sex yet. |
01:05:42 |
Really? Even? |
01:06:17 |
-Dad! |
01:06:20 |
I was worried about my little girl. There's still a killer on the loose. |
01:06:23 |
But I can see you're dancing with your friends. |
01:06:26 |
Dad, no! You have to know the truth. |
01:06:36 |
Edward's one also. And Bobby is a werewolf. |
01:06:43 |
-I understand.. |
01:06:46 |
the theme of the prom! |
01:06:50 |
-No, Dad.. |
01:06:53 |
Good bye, oh wait.. |
01:07:08 |
Too Close. Separate, arms length apart. |
01:07:12 |
Too Close.. seperate. Arms length apart! |
01:07:18 |
Too Close! Seperate! Arms length apart! |
01:07:32 |
Tell cheese!~ |
01:07:40 |
Tell cheese!~ |
01:07:59 |
What.. the hell? |
01:08:11 |
"Dear Edward, I'm going to kill you! Have a great Summer! |
01:08:22 |
Where's Becca?! |
01:08:31 |
Surrender, now~ Or Salvator will snap the neck like a Slim Jim. |
01:08:44 |
You must pay for exposing yourself. |
01:08:49 |
Tell you what I'm going to do, Ed? |
01:08:53 |
I won't kill you, but.. Becca has to become a vampire. |
01:08:59 |
-Cool?~ |
01:09:01 |
-No way! Never! |
01:09:04 |
rip his body part and set him on fire. |
01:09:11 |
Of course, she would love to become a vampire |
01:09:14 |
she practically brings it up all the time. Right, honey? |
01:09:18 |
-I guess so |
01:09:35 |
Listen up people! May I have your attention! |
01:09:38 |
And now the moment you've all been waiting for.. |
01:09:49 |
Jennifer, and Rick! |
01:10:00 |
Congratulations! |
01:10:06 |
Hold on. It seems you two received over 69 000 votes.. |
01:10:13 |
in a class that have only 300. |
01:10:20 |
I'm afraid you're disqualified. |
01:10:26 |
You! Asswipe! My life is over! |
01:10:34 |
As your principal, I will nominate |
01:10:53 |
-Us?.. |
01:10:57 |
about this whole prom. I mean you really look like |
01:11:09 |
Oh my God! We won! |
01:11:45 |
Do it! Bite me now! |
01:11:51 |
I don't want to wait a second longer. |
01:11:57 |
I'll only turn you into a vampire.. |
01:12:04 |
Marry me. |
01:12:10 |
Yes. |
01:12:22 |
[ Insert Fangs Here ] |
01:12:52 |
-How you feel? |
01:12:57 |
-It's what I've always imagined. |
01:13:06 |
Team Jacob! Bitch! |