Vampire Suck

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00:00:55 What would you do to save someone you love?
00:00:59 For Edward, I would stop at nothing.
00:01:16 What is he doing?
00:01:20 Edward? Where?
00:01:23 Oh My God! There he is! Edward, I really you! You're the best!
00:01:25 No, Jacob's the best!
00:01:44 [SPF 500 Sunscreen Lotion
00:01:47 [True Blood 40]
00:01:51 He's exposing himself!
00:02:10 No!
00:02:16 Edward!!!
00:02:36 Let me start from the beginning.
00:02:38 I used to live with my mom in Phoenix.
00:02:42 Now she is always on the road, since she started doing some pro golfer.
00:02:49 So I came here to the foggy town of Sporks, Washington.
00:02:53 Population, 3120.
00:03:02 Holy Shit!
00:03:06 Make that 3119.
00:03:12 Anyway, I came here to live with my dad, Frank.
00:03:20 I havent seen you in a while, your hair is longer.
00:03:25 I err, I grow it out.
00:03:29 I guess it's hard for me to accept my girls growing up.
00:03:34 I mean look at the size of those tits
00:03:44 [Bite Me Mix, I Hate Life Mix]
00:04:05 [The Club: Tonight Only. Vampire Weekend]
00:04:08 There's something strange about this town.
00:04:10 [Family Dentist. Brighter Bites. 1810]
00:04:14 Couldnt put my finger on it.
00:04:17 [Will work for blood]
00:04:32 I, used to stay here almost every winter, but it's been years.
00:04:44 I, I kept your room the same as since you left me.
00:04:56 Great!
00:05:08 Buddy must have missed a couple feedings
00:05:12 Do you still play with your doll?
00:05:18 What's that?
00:05:20 It's been lonely since your mom left.
00:05:28 Well, come downstairs. Some people are excited to see you.
00:05:31 Who wants a batsy? Good girl~
00:05:35 Dad, I'm a teenager.
00:05:39 I guess I better watch out some of the steps then.
00:05:46 Frank didnt get me, I was'nt his little girl anymore.
00:06:02 Hey, you remember Bobby right?
00:06:07 Good? I'm in a wheelchair, I can not feel anything below my waist.
00:06:13 You know what's below the waist? My penis.
00:06:17 -I'm s-sorry.
00:06:20 Especially your dad. He wouldnt shut up about ya.
00:06:23 Careful there Bob, or I got to roll you down the hill.
00:06:26 Oh boy, I'm not scared. Bring it on.
00:06:30 Oh here we go. We're going somewhere.
00:06:37 -Err hi, I'm Jacob.
00:06:42 We err, we used to play together. Play doctor?
00:06:48 Oh, right right. I, I remember now. I gave you a prostate exam.
00:06:57 So, are we gonna be at the same school?
00:07:02 It must be fun to drink and gamble all day.
00:07:06 Too bad we're not gonna be at school together.
00:07:18 Got your welcome home present. What do you think?
00:07:23 Erm, to think that you're trying to buy my affection
00:07:28 to make up for all the years in which
00:07:31 Told you she'd like it.
00:07:35 It's cool.
00:07:38 Thanks, Jacob.
00:07:46 Okay, see you got to pump the gas to start her up. Damn fleas!
00:07:57 Jacob, your.. foot ?
00:08:02 It's all this puberty, I've been feeling... different.
00:08:07 Excuse me, I gotta take a leak
00:08:18 It guess, my body is just going through some changes.
00:08:22 Cat!!!
00:08:36 [High School Sporksa, Home of the Bloodsuckers]
00:08:42 [Sad Misunderstood New Student With Crappy Old Truck Parking Only]
00:08:51 The first day of school, in the middle of the year being the new kid has never been easy!
00:08:55 Nice clothes, still shopping in the boys section
00:08:58 Give her a break, that's what i used to wear when i was still a virgin.
00:09:02 Where'd you get that haircut, Fantastic Lesbian?
00:09:14 [Kick me!]
00:09:30 Hey, new kid!
00:09:37 Hi, I'm Derek. . - Rebecca.
00:09:40 I'm the eyes and ears of this place. I can hook you up with whatever you need.
00:09:43 Cheat sheet, adult porno, harvested organ?
00:09:49 Er no, thanks.
00:09:55 Oh, I get it. You're one of those antisocial long suffering loner type.
00:10:00 Actually I'm more of the humorous type, kinda sarcastic all those insecurity with no great personality
00:10:07 yet every hot guys find me irresistable
00:10:13 You must be Becca? I'm Rick. . Damn girl, you seem really boring and frigid
00:10:18 You want to go to Prom with me?
00:10:22 You see? . - I'm Jennifer.
00:10:24 The future prom queen. I'm gonna pretend to be your bff
00:10:27 But if you touch Rick I'll cut you.
00:10:44 Who are they?
00:10:49 Oh, those are the Sullens, they're all like adopted by Doctor Carlton, so they're
00:10:55 not biologically related, but they're really, really close.
00:11:08 They moved here a few years ago, and they're like, super weird. It's a total mystery.
00:11:15 Their skin is ice cold, they feed on human flesh and they all sleep in coffins.
00:11:22 Maybe they're Canadians?
00:11:28 And, Who's that? - Sneki, Kitty, Nemanja ...
00:11:33 No, the douchebag in short
00:11:42 ... He's really pale, with big hair and veal view.
00:11:50 Edward Sullen. . He's a real hotty.
00:11:54 But, evidently, no one here is worthy.
00:11:58 He wont even accept me as his facebook friend.
00:12:03 Favourite activity, searching for soul which has been cast into eternal damnation?
00:12:25 Ooh, you guys are having like an instant connection.
00:12:31 What are you talking about..
00:12:35 Staring at each other in slow motion
00:12:37 which although cheesy and obvious, it underscores your respective yearnings.
00:12:42 Oh... right..
00:13:11 Beck, why not take the empty seat next to that mysterious boy
00:13:15 you're destined to have a fatalistic relationship, which that will
00:13:18 spawn 4 books and a movie franchise.
00:13:43 What, it smell..
00:13:50 Lunch
00:13:57 I'm Becca. . - I'm Edward.
00:14:01 So, you're new to Sporks. . How do you like the weather?
00:14:08 I do not like cold and wet things.
00:14:12 So must certainly hate frappe.
00:14:19 I'm just trying to figure you out.
00:14:23 Alright class, turn to page 63 in your book.
00:14:29 [Vampire Diary]
00:14:31 This is biology. Why are we reading Vampire Diaries?
00:14:43 In the 80s, Coke's all the rage. In the 90s, grunge
00:14:47 Now is era of vampires. It's just super trendy!
00:14:57 That's uh, amazing.
00:15:49 Oh, Hi.
00:15:53 Why are'nt you wearing a shirt?
00:15:57 It's always the same with the questions,
00:16:02 The carpet's dont match the drape, yeah...
00:16:06 That's hot.
00:16:10 I've got a serious case of the muchies,
00:16:17 Cheetos?
00:16:31 What about ...
00:16:34 The killing!
00:16:39 Oh, right! My wrong.
00:16:42 You know who we are dont you?
00:16:46 Yes! You look like B.E.P.
00:16:53 Oh, come on, not again? . Why does everyone always think
00:16:57 that we're the "Black Eyed Peas" . I mean her... I get it...
00:17:00 She looks just like Fergie , . and he looks like Will.I.Am, but, Jesus christ!
00:17:04 They dont even have a white guy in their band.
00:17:12 He hit me! . - That's right.
00:17:14 Mixed martial arts, tae bo and yoga classes created this.
00:17:32 How do you like that, pink boy.
00:17:43 Help me, help me. - Coming elbow!
00:17:50 Son of a bitch! . - I am not afraid of you!
00:17:54 You should be!
00:19:06 Damn that overlook! . I'm quite a teenager love!
00:19:31 I could not stop thinking about Edward Sullen.
00:19:37 No mortal could have the strength to do that,
00:19:45 He can't be human.
00:19:49 Meanwhile out town Bolero . was getting cozy with Nate, who is secretly
00:19:54 having a crush with Serena.
00:19:56 I'm sorry, but you're interrupting my narration. .
00:20:01 XOXO, gossip girl.
00:20:06 I heard about the accident. . Are you okay?
00:20:09 I'm... fine.
00:20:23 [Please, be a mother of my childrens!
00:20:27 Thanks Jacob. You're so sweet and thoughtful
00:20:31 Any girl would be lucky to have you
00:20:34 It's not me of course. . You're like my little baby brother.
00:20:44 I heard you're hanging out with Edward Sullen. Stay away from him.
00:20:48 It's just something really wrong with that guy.
00:20:54 I better go.
00:21:04 Hey sweetheart, there you are.
00:21:09 There was a killing today . Fisherman Scully, near the docks.
00:21:14 blood is drained from his body and multiple bites wound on his neck.
00:21:19 You know what that means? The Cardashian's in town.
00:21:24 I want you to have this.
00:21:28 You're my little girl, and there's a killer onthe loose.
00:21:31 I'm not gonna leave until I know you can protect yourself.
00:21:34 Now, I'm gonna come at you. I want you to mace me.
00:21:38 !?
00:21:46 Ow god damn it. It's so painful, it burns!
00:21:52 I'm sorry, Dad. . - No no, I'm proud of you.
00:21:55 You all right? . - Mace will only temporarily
00:21:58 stop the attackers. You have to hit a man where he breathes, Becca.
00:22:08 You got quite a kick there. . Good for you!
00:22:13 But still I'm coming at you. Rip off the mustache.
00:22:18 But you love your mustache.
00:22:20 I could not live with myself . Do it! Do it!
00:22:28 You're Ready to go.
00:22:57 Am I dreaming? . - Right, you're dreaming.
00:23:02 So, you're not really here . - Exactly. Back to sleep.
00:23:46 Becca, you're sleep walking.
00:23:53 You're sleep walking!
00:24:15 Just your breathing, is the greatest gift you can give me.
00:24:30 I started to wonder, maybe I wasnt dreaming afterall.
00:24:36 Is Edward Sullen a human, or something different entirely.
00:24:43 Oh snap, he left his business card.
00:24:48 [Edward Sullen Vampire Extraordinare
00:24:59 Good Morning, Sporks High School
00:25:04 And after school today dont forget the blood
00:25:08 generously sponsored by the Sullen family.
00:25:16 Come to the prom! Prom is here!
00:25:19 Here get your flyer for prom
00:25:23 Check it out, we finally got a theme. It's gonna be awesome.
00:25:27 The theme is Vampires... - We just came out with it randomly.
00:25:31 Cool, huh?
00:25:32 It gonna be like the Festival of St. Salvatore like they have in Italy every year,
00:25:37 They gonna rent out a whole courtyard and
00:25:41 It will be super fun, a lot of red capes, a lot of blood and drinking.
00:25:47 Are you in?
00:25:52 Well it's my thing! I mean,really Becca what is with you?
00:25:56 Prom is like the pivotal moment in any girl's life and
00:25:59 been dreaming of being Prom queen
00:26:02 since I was a sperm in my Dad's boxer!
00:26:16 We need to talk.
00:27:03 Your skin is really white, you dress fashionably
00:27:08 and you're obscene from sex. I know what you are!
00:27:14 Say it, outloud. Say it.
00:27:20 "Jonas Brothers ".
00:27:25 Wait, what? No, I'm a vampire. Duh..
00:27:30 It was my next guess
00:27:33 the most obvious question. What do we like to eat?
00:27:40 Vampire cereals?
00:27:45 You need to see what I really look like
00:27:50 This is why we dont show ourselves in the summer
00:27:53 People would know we're different.
00:28:01 -Oh yeah, shining..
00:28:08 You dont get it, I'm a killer!
00:28:19 -Are you texting?
00:28:23 [OMG-EDWARD IS SO YUMMY!]
00:28:28 I am one of the most dangerous predators.
00:28:37 I want to eat you.
00:28:40 Most guys are into that.
00:28:47 My family ... We are not like other vampires.
00:28:52 We can control our thirst. To hunt only animals and the real housewives in Atlanta.
00:28:59 But I dont know if I can control myself around you.
00:29:10 Look...
00:29:13 I, I dont like to play games. So ...
00:29:17 I'm just gonna lay all my cards on the table. I really, like you.
00:29:24 I dig that eurotrash heroin chic look. You're totally happening.
00:29:31 I want to be with you.
00:29:34 but not yours. You'll have to tell me exactly what you thinking.
00:29:40 You're pretty so you dont have to be smart.
00:29:49 -Yes
00:30:03 The three things I was absolutely positive about. First,
00:30:07 Edward is a vampire. Second, American Idol is much better with Ellen
00:30:12 and third, the next time I saw Edward, I was gonna hump the shit out of him.
00:30:19 Oh. Oh god, you scared me.
00:30:29 -There is something that I wanted to try.
00:30:41 Thats, ehm, that's not what I meant.
00:30:49 Dont move.
00:31:08 Kiss me already. I know it'll be okay.
00:31:27 That was amazing~ I never got to first base before.
00:31:32 No, let's go all the way.
00:31:39 Ring, ring.
00:31:54 I might not be able to resist the urges... to kill you.
00:31:58 -I dont mind.
00:32:12 Oh.. Oh yeah, I like it rough.
00:32:35 Stay away from me. No, please please, dont come any closer.
00:32:38 This is for your own safety. I'm trying to protect you.
00:33:08 If this is gonna work, we got to take thing slowly
00:33:12 I guess that's ok, eventhough my teenage hormon are raging and I want
00:33:18 to have sex with you. I feel conflicted about
00:33:22 losing my virginity. I know that you'd never have sex with me
00:33:26 because you're a vampires ...
00:33:32 -That was incredibly insightful
00:33:43 I promise, as long as you're with me, . you will never get hurt.
00:34:02 Starting now.
00:34:46 Oh, shit! I think we all know whatever kill Fisherman Sculley was no animal.
00:34:51 Look at those traces. This can only mean one thing.
00:34:54 Immigrants. Damn bordercrossers. They come here and take
00:35:00 all the shity job us lazy Americans dont want, and now
00:35:03 they kill our fishermen too.
00:35:13 That is a big picture.
00:35:23 It is my eighteenth birthday.
00:35:25 And.. the sullens are throwing me a party.
00:35:35 This is home.
00:35:43 Hey.. there is no reason to be nervous.
00:35:47 I am different than you. They might not accept me.
00:35:54 It's like the time with my ex-boyfriend, Sean, invited me to
00:36:25 I want you to meet my family.
00:36:29 I'm Edward's mom, Eden. We've heard so much about you.
00:36:34 Fingerfood?
00:36:39 That's Alex and Rosalyn.
00:36:43 I just know we're gonna be great great friends.
00:36:49 -I hope we will be.
00:36:53 Some of us have special powers. Iris has visions of the future.
00:37:01 -I'm not on my period
00:37:08 Relax, Becca. We're just like any normal American family
00:37:13 Except of course we have no soul and
00:37:16 unquenchable thirst for blood.
00:37:22 -I'm Jeremiah.
00:37:27 He's still trying to control his hunger for human.
00:37:42 Look, I dont want to cause any problems. Maybe I should go.
00:37:46 - But you have to open your presents.
00:37:54 Papercut.
00:38:18 You're bleeding.
00:38:20 Yea, really bad. I hit an artery.
00:39:00 Look at your nose.
00:39:02 Yeah I knew I shouldnt have party last night
00:39:08 Every time I bring a girl, you guys try to eat her!
00:39:13 -It's unfair!
00:39:17 Someone here ordered Chinese food?
00:39:22 Quick, they'll be hungry again in half an hour.
00:40:03 What happened back there could never happen again.
00:40:10 I now know as long as I'm around you, you'll never be safe.
00:40:15 That's why I want you to bite me...
00:40:20 -No.
00:40:23 I'm 18 now. I'm practically a cougar.
00:40:30 I just..
00:40:32 I could'nt live with myself. If I turn you into a vampire.
00:40:37 You're always sexy and healthy and super good looking with tons of free times
00:40:43 and money to travel the world. It's a lot like being George Clooney.
00:40:49 Seriously, the only thing that keeps aging is... your ass.
00:40:55 It's very wrinkly all the time.
00:41:01 You'll never see me again.
00:41:07 Just.. promise me that you won't do anything reckless.
00:41:12 Okay, I promise that I wont date Chris Brown.
00:41:48 Farewell.
00:41:56 Edward.. Edward...
00:42:01 Edward!
00:42:12 So, you're just gonna leave me alone in the wood,
00:42:54 Looks like Edward left us a treat.
00:43:03 Great! Exactly what I was talking about.
00:43:06 Take that!
00:43:14 -I came here to help, you bitch!
00:43:19 There's no where else to run. Your beloved Edward is not here to save you.
00:43:49 Come on, Jack. Where's the bro codes? Huh?
00:43:52 You know you dont try to eat someone's girlfriend
00:44:15 Kardashians.
00:44:22 Let's go!
00:44:34 I'm gonna have to suck the venom out of you.
00:44:38 because the taste of your blood could send me into a frenzy
00:44:44 But on the other hand...
00:44:52 Okay, Edward, I think you got all the venom out. You can stop now.
00:45:23 And just like that, Edward was gone.
00:45:29 I just.. could'nt get over him. Why did he had to leave me?
00:45:36 [He's not that into You]
00:45:40 [The Girls Guide To: Surviving A Vampire Love Affair]
00:45:43 [Confessions of a batshit : Love Crazed Teen-age girl]
00:45:47 Time pass but my yearning for Edward never subsided
00:45:51 Everyone reminded me of him.
00:45:59 I could'nt get Edward out of my mind.
00:46:07 No matter where I looked,
00:46:17 No matter where I saw,
00:46:22 without Edward, my life is over.. I felt like dying.
00:46:27 And every night I had nightmares that would make me scream
00:46:32 really really loud.
00:46:39 Becca, Becca, Becca
00:46:47 You're so upset. Let me check your level.
00:46:54 Oh, It's not good. You got more worse than the secret life of American teenagers.
00:47:00 You know Honey, I'm not real good at the whole parenting thing,
00:47:07 especially when you're dumped by someone as handsome and hunky as Edward.
00:47:11 That boy can really fill up a pair of pants.
00:47:22 Now let's face it, honey, you're no looker, and you twitch a lot
00:47:26 it's kind of irritating.
00:47:29 That's for sure the best piece of ass you'll ever got.
00:47:33 That's my girl.
00:47:38 Oh, Your friend Jennifer keeps calling..
00:47:41 Probably cheer you up. I want you to say good night to your new mommy.
00:47:47 Good Night, Beka, I love you..
00:47:52 She really does.
00:47:57 Well, we're gonna get busy. Good night, sweetheart.
00:48:03 I dont get it. Why would anyone want to do a vampire? Lame~
00:48:07 -Yeah, so lame.
00:48:13 [The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn]
00:48:16 I cant believe they got married and have a vampire baby.
00:48:20 Owhh, thanks for the spoilers alert dumb shit!
00:48:29 It's too bad Edward dumped you and now you dont have a date for the prom.
00:48:33 Cause that dress would look great on you.
00:48:37 But you dont need a dress. Because Edward left you behind in the forest like bearshit.
00:48:43 So I'm gonna wear it instead! And everyone gonna be like, super-jealous.
00:48:49 Can you just die!?
00:49:06 Well, this is me. Where are you parked?
00:49:09 Uhh, over there.
00:49:15 Ouh, right next to those mean and scary biker dudes?
00:49:21 See you at school tomorrow!
00:49:41 Hey baby! Come over here and you can sit on my bike.
00:49:47 Becca, those guys are dangerous. Walk away.
00:49:55 Oh, shit. Those guys are dangerous.
00:50:03 Wether it was real, or imagine, I knew
00:50:07 that the more I put myself in danger,
00:50:14 This is your brake, and this is your throttle.
00:50:17 Jacob, There's a.. there's something different about you. I don't know what is!
00:50:26 I've been meaning to tell you.
00:50:31 Are you, telling me..
00:50:35 Mussletolf!
00:50:41 -So you think...
00:50:46 Yea right, erm..
00:50:51 Maybe if you stop revving the bike whenever
00:50:57 Great, sorry.
00:51:02 Becca, I wanted to ask you..
00:51:06 Becca would you wanna date with me?
00:51:14 I think I'll just, take her for a spin.
00:51:19 You just cut the brakelines.
00:51:29 Becca, stop. You're going to hurt yourselves.
00:51:44 Put down the guitar and stop singing like Taylor Swift.
00:51:50 If this is what it takes to be with you Edward. So be it!
00:51:54 Becca, don't drink that milk. You know you're lactose intolerant.
00:51:57 This is for you, Edward.
00:52:09 Sorry. But I did try to warn you.
00:52:18 Are you trying to get yourself killed?!
00:52:21 You're bleeding. Here!
00:52:28 Your body is so.. furry!?
00:52:35 Are.. Are those tits?
00:52:42 I'll better get you some help.
00:52:47 That was fast.
00:52:52 You are so scrumptous.
00:52:59 No!
00:53:07 Be happy it was me that found you.. and not Rachel.
00:53:11 Why? What happened to Rachel?
00:53:15 She was.. recasted.
00:53:22 She wants to torture you, for what you did to Jack. At least I will eat you fast.
00:53:32 Jacob, run!
00:53:39 -That's it? A Chiuahua?
00:53:42 -This whole transformation thing is new to me.
00:53:48 -You're no werewolf.
00:54:31 -Please~
00:55:13 Sign this!
00:55:27 Now, let's get you home.
00:55:46 Why can't Carrie and Big just be together?
00:55:57 There you are! I've been looking everywhere for you.
00:56:02 You look like shit.
00:56:05 Look, we're all sorry we tried to drink Becca's blood,
00:56:09 even Jermiah. But something terrible has happened to her.
00:56:16 Becca who? I am totally over her.
00:56:23 I've finally found someone as freaky as me.
00:56:35 -Too freaky?
00:56:40 Becca was driving a motorcycle..
00:56:43 She tried to kill herself.
00:56:50 I fear Becca maybe dead.
00:56:57 No.. I gotta find out!
00:57:04 How do you feel?
00:57:11 Here.
00:57:15 [ Rebound Guy : Herbal Tea ]
00:57:22 Why did you just take off your shirt?
00:57:24 The contract says I have to,
00:57:46 Look, Edward left you,
00:57:51 I wanna take it out of the friends zone.
00:57:56 I like you too, when I'm with you...
00:58:00 -I just feel so safe and secure.
00:58:09 I suppose I always felt with Edward which is all so
00:58:12 passion, lust, complete forbidden fruit stuff.
00:58:16 -I mean with him it's all about my Va-jay-jay
00:58:22 Do you mind getting that?
00:58:30 - Hello!
00:58:32 -No, he's not here right now
00:58:36 It's very important that I speak with him.
00:58:38 " Becca, At the Fisherman Sculley's Funeral.
00:58:44 -He's at the funeral
00:58:48 Yea, and supposedly the body was so mangled
00:58:51 crazy glue to stick the hand back on and
00:58:59 Hello? Hello?
00:59:07 -It's true! Becca's dead!
00:59:17 I can't live without her.
00:59:33 I just had another vision about Becca.
00:59:46 Shit!
01:00:03 What's the matter, Becca?
01:00:07 Loser!
01:00:10 Here! Have a drink, bitch!
01:00:24 Becca, get in the car. Now!
01:00:37 -What wrong?
01:00:40 Why would he think that?
01:00:47 Beats me. He won't live without you
01:00:52 He's such a romantic.
01:00:57 Becca, don't go. You belong with me.
01:01:03 Me or him?
01:01:07 I'm not gonna for an answer. I'm not gonna let go.
01:01:12 -You tell me, once and for all.
01:01:20 -I choose..
01:01:29 Edward going to the Volturri to have them kill him.
01:01:33 I had a vision. . - What do you talking about?
01:01:35 -What are you talking about? Who are the Volturri
01:01:38 who only care about themselves and
01:01:41 -They're kind of like "Fox News ".
01:01:44 Edward's going to expose himself in the sun
01:01:49 They cannot allow human to know vampires are among them.
01:01:52 -It could destroy us. - Okay, where is this going to happen?
01:01:55 At the prom. The Volturri never miss a good Salvadore festival.
01:02:00 This all the way in Italy. Say what you want about them,
01:02:20 Welcome Sporks High students to the two thousand and ten prom.
01:02:32 And don't forget the main event coming up shortly.
01:02:39 And if you havent had the chance to vote yet,
01:02:43 Just to be sure!
01:02:50 Becca, you're the only one that can stop Edward.
01:02:54 -You're still alive.
01:03:03 So..
01:03:05 what would you do to save someone you love?
01:03:08 For Edward, I would stop at nothing.
01:03:14 Well, you already saw this part,
01:03:28 No!
01:03:42 Shit!
01:04:15 Edward, it.. it's not sunny anymore.
01:04:20 Hey, new moon.
01:04:24 Eclipse!?
01:04:26 Look at me, everyone! This is me, in all my glory.
01:04:39 Oh, lucky penny!
01:04:59 You're alive?
01:05:08 We have to go now!
01:05:19 I'm so sorry. I promise you that I will never leave you again!
01:05:24 -The Zolturri are standing right behind me? Arent they?
01:05:28 -Don't worry Becca..
01:05:33 -Stop it.
01:05:35 -You're killing him.
01:05:37 -And we haven't even have sex yet.
01:05:42 Really? Even?
01:06:17 -Dad!
01:06:20 I was worried about my little girl. There's still a killer on the loose.
01:06:23 But I can see you're dancing with your friends.
01:06:26 Dad, no! You have to know the truth.
01:06:36 Edward's one also. And Bobby is a werewolf.
01:06:43 -I understand..
01:06:46 the theme of the prom!
01:06:50 -No, Dad..
01:06:53 Good bye, oh wait..
01:07:08 Too Close. Separate, arms length apart.
01:07:12 Too Close.. seperate. Arms length apart!
01:07:18 Too Close! Seperate! Arms length apart!
01:07:32 Tell cheese!~
01:07:40 Tell cheese!~
01:07:59 What.. the hell?
01:08:11 "Dear Edward, I'm going to kill you! Have a great Summer!
01:08:22 Where's Becca?!
01:08:31 Surrender, now~ Or Salvator will snap the neck like a Slim Jim.
01:08:44 You must pay for exposing yourself.
01:08:49 Tell you what I'm going to do, Ed?
01:08:53 I won't kill you, but.. Becca has to become a vampire.
01:08:59 -Cool?~
01:09:01 -No way! Never!
01:09:04 rip his body part and set him on fire.
01:09:11 Of course, she would love to become a vampire
01:09:14 she practically brings it up all the time. Right, honey?
01:09:18 -I guess so
01:09:35 Listen up people! May I have your attention!
01:09:38 And now the moment you've all been waiting for..
01:09:49 Jennifer, and Rick!
01:10:00 Congratulations!
01:10:06 Hold on. It seems you two received over 69 000 votes..
01:10:13 in a class that have only 300.
01:10:20 I'm afraid you're disqualified.
01:10:26 You! Asswipe! My life is over!
01:10:34 As your principal, I will nominate
01:10:53 -Us?..
01:10:57 about this whole prom. I mean you really look like
01:11:09 Oh my God! We won!
01:11:45 Do it! Bite me now!
01:11:51 I don't want to wait a second longer.
01:11:57 I'll only turn you into a vampire..
01:12:04 Marry me.
01:12:10 Yes.
01:12:22 [ Insert Fangs Here ]
01:12:52 -How you feel?
01:12:57 -It's what I've always imagined.
01:13:06 Team Jacob! Bitch!