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Vampires Suck
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(PEOPLE CHATTERING) |
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BECCA: What would you do |
| 00:00:59 |
For Edward, |
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(GASPS) |
| 00:01:17 |
What is he doing? |
| 00:01:27 |
Hey, party in the fountain! |
| 00:01:29 |
(ALL WHOOPING) |
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Edward! |
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Edward! Edward! |
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(ALL CLAMORING) |
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(GRUNTS IN FRUSTRATION) |
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(GROANING) |
| 00:02:18 |
(EXCLAIMS) |
| 00:02:20 |
Edward! |
| 00:02:21 |
Edward? Where? |
| 00:02:24 |
Oh, my God! There he is! |
| 00:02:27 |
No, Jacob's the best! |
| 00:02:28 |
(GROANS) |
| 00:02:30 |
(ALL YELLING) |
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(GRUNTING) |
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He's exposing himself! |
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(GRUNTING) |
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(BOTTLE SHATTERING) |
| 00:03:05 |
No! No. |
| 00:03:11 |
Edward! |
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(HISSING) |
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(GASPS) |
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(SCREAMING) |
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BECCA: Let me start |
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I used to live |
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But now she's always |
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because she started |
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So, I came here |
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Population: 3,120. |
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(GASPING) |
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(SNARLS) |
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Holy shit! |
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(SNARLS) |
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Make that 3,119. |
| 00:04:08 |
Anyway, I came here |
| 00:04:12 |
He's the town sheriff. |
| 00:04:17 |
I haven't seen you |
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I grew it out. |
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I guess it's hard |
| 00:04:31 |
I mean, |
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Dad! |
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What? |
| 00:04:35 |
(SCOFFS) |
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(MY PANTIES PLAYING) |
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I feel so lonely |
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Nobody gets me |
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I am so unhappy |
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Why can't I find |
| 00:05:00 |
a cool alternative boyfriend? |
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BECCA: There is something |
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I couldn't put |
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(SNARLS) |
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I used to live here |
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But I haven't been |
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I kept your room |
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(LULLABY CHIMING) |
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Great. |
| 00:05:59 |
Remember your hamster, |
| 00:06:03 |
Might have missed |
| 00:06:07 |
You could play |
| 00:06:10 |
I don't think so. |
| 00:06:14 |
What's that? |
| 00:06:16 |
Oh, that's |
| 00:06:18 |
I warm it up |
| 00:06:22 |
It's been lonely |
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(CAR HONKING) |
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Oh, hey. |
| 00:06:30 |
You wanna come downstairs? |
| 00:06:32 |
Who wants their pacie? |
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Good girl. |
| 00:06:37 |
Dad, I'm a teenager. |
| 00:06:40 |
Right. |
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I guess I'd better get you |
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BECCA: Frank didn't get me. |
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(EXCLAIMS) |
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Becca, you remember |
| 00:07:08 |
BECCA: Yeah. |
| 00:07:10 |
You're looking good. |
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Good? I'm in a wheelchair. |
| 00:07:15 |
I can't feel anything |
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You know what's |
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My penis! |
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Sorry. |
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We're all glad you're here, |
| 00:07:26 |
He wouldn't |
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Careful there, Bob, |
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Oh, boy, |
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(CHUCKLING) |
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Boy, here we go! |
| 00:07:38 |
You're in trouble |
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Hi. I'm Jacob. |
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Hi. |
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(BOBBY GRUNTING) |
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We used to make |
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(CHUCKLES) |
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Play doctor? |
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Oh, right, right. |
| 00:07:54 |
(GROANS) |
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I remember now. |
| 00:07:58 |
I gave you |
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So, are we going to be |
| 00:08:06 |
I go to school |
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It must be fun to drink |
| 00:08:13 |
Too bad we're not |
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It'd be nice to know |
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(GRUNTING CONTINUES) |
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(CHUCKLING) |
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Got you a welcome |
| 00:08:27 |
What do you think? |
| 00:08:31 |
I think that you're trying |
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to make up for the years |
| 00:08:39 |
Told you she'd like it. |
| 00:08:42 |
(CHUCKLING) That's great. |
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I fixed up |
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Thanks, Jacob. |
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Go ahead, hop in. |
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(GROANS) |
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Okay. So you gotta pump |
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(SNIFFING) Damn fleas. |
| 00:09:02 |
(SIGHING CONTENTEDLY) |
| 00:09:06 |
Jacob, your foot. |
| 00:09:11 |
Ever since puberty, |
| 00:09:16 |
Excuse me. |
| 00:09:29 |
I guess my body is just |
| 00:09:33 |
(CAT MEWING) |
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Cat! |
| 00:09:35 |
(JACOB BARKING) |
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Come here, cat! |
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Come here! |
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(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) |
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BECCA: Transferring |
| 00:10:06 |
Being the new kid |
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Nice clothes. |
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Give her a break. |
| 00:10:15 |
Where'd you get that haircut, |
| 00:10:29 |
(BECCA GRUNTING) |
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Hey, new kid! |
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(GROANS) |
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Hi, I'm Derric. |
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I'm Becca. |
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I'm the eyes and ears |
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I can hook you up |
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Cheat sheets, |
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(BEATING) |
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No, thanks. |
| 00:11:10 |
Oh, I get it. |
| 00:11:12 |
You're one of |
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long-suffering |
| 00:11:15 |
Actually, I'm more |
| 00:11:21 |
Full of insecurities, |
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yet every hot guy |
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You must be Becca. |
| 00:11:32 |
Damn, girl, you seem |
| 00:11:36 |
You want to go to |
| 00:11:37 |
See? |
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I'm Jennifer, |
| 00:11:42 |
I'm gonna pretend |
| 00:11:45 |
I'll cut you. |
| 00:11:46 |
(SIGHS) |
| 00:12:02 |
Who are they? |
| 00:12:07 |
Oh! Those are the Sullens. |
| 00:12:09 |
They're, like, |
| 00:12:12 |
so they're not |
| 00:12:14 |
but they're really, |
| 00:12:26 |
They moved here |
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and they're, like, |
| 00:12:31 |
It's a total mystery. |
| 00:12:34 |
Their skin is ice-cold, |
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and they all |
| 00:12:41 |
Maybe they're Canadian. |
| 00:12:44 |
Oh! |
| 00:12:46 |
And who's that? |
| 00:12:50 |
Snooki, JWOWW, DJ Pauly D... |
| 00:12:52 |
Not the douchebags |
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Him. |
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The really pale dude |
| 00:13:09 |
(CLEARING THROAT) |
| 00:13:11 |
(GIGGLING) |
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But, evidently, |
| 00:13:19 |
He wouldn't even accept me |
| 00:13:25 |
BECCA: "Favorite activity. |
| 00:13:27 |
"Searching for a soul |
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But I don't care |
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I've got another guy |
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Sadly, he went off |
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But we write to each |
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JENNIFER: "Dear John, |
| 00:13:51 |
"That's all it took |
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"And in those two weeks, |
| 00:13:59 |
"I just hope I'm able |
| 00:14:05 |
Are you, like, |
| 00:14:07 |
(SCOFFS) |
| 00:14:17 |
Oh! You guys are having, |
| 00:14:23 |
How can you tell? |
| 00:14:24 |
Duh. Hardwicke 101? |
| 00:14:27 |
You're both staring |
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which although |
| 00:14:31 |
it underscores your |
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Oh! |
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Right. |
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(SCHOOL BELL RINGING) |
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(RETCHING) |
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Ah! Becca. |
| 00:15:06 |
Why don't you take |
| 00:15:09 |
you're destined |
| 00:15:11 |
that will spawn four books |
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(SNIFFING) |
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(EXHALING) |
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(SNIFFING) |
| 00:15:38 |
Do I smell? |
| 00:15:40 |
Yeah. Like tuna. |
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Lunch. |
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(AIR HISSING) |
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I'm Becca. |
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I'm Edward. |
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So you're new to Sporks. |
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How do you like |
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I don't like cold, |
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So you must |
| 00:16:08 |
(SLURPING) |
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I'm just trying |
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All right, class. |
| 00:16:21 |
(STUTTERS) |
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This is biology. |
| 00:16:37 |
In the '80s, |
| 00:16:39 |
The '90s, grunge. |
| 00:16:41 |
Now it's the era |
| 00:16:45 |
It's just super-trendy. |
| 00:16:51 |
That's amazing. |
| 00:16:57 |
(GURGLING) |
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(GURGLING CONTINUES) |
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(BABY CRYING) |
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(SCHOOL BELL RINGING) |
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(CLANGING) |
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Oh! |
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Hi. (GASPS) |
| 00:17:50 |
Why aren't you |
| 00:17:51 |
I work part-time at |
| 00:17:54 |
It's always the same |
| 00:17:57 |
"Who are you?" |
| 00:17:59 |
"Does the carpet |
| 00:18:02 |
Yeah. |
| 00:18:08 |
I got a serious |
| 00:18:11 |
And I think you know |
| 00:18:15 |
Cheetos? |
| 00:18:19 |
Oh, hell, yeah. |
| 00:18:21 |
Thanks, dawg. |
| 00:18:24 |
(ANTOINE LAUGHING) Whoo! |
| 00:18:29 |
Antoine? |
| 00:18:33 |
The killing. |
| 00:18:35 |
(GASPING) |
| 00:18:36 |
Oh! |
| 00:18:38 |
Right. My fault. |
| 00:18:41 |
You know who we are, |
| 00:18:45 |
(SNARLING) |
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Yes. |
| 00:18:49 |
You're the |
| 00:18:53 |
Come on. Not again. |
| 00:18:55 |
Why does everyone |
| 00:18:58 |
I mean, her, I get. I get it. |
| 00:19:01 |
And he looks |
| 00:19:03 |
but, Jesus Christ, |
| 00:19:07 |
(SNARLING) |
| 00:19:09 |
Ow! |
| 00:19:13 |
He hit me! |
| 00:19:14 |
Mixed martial arts, |
| 00:19:18 |
and Yogalates |
| 00:19:21 |
Huh? |
| 00:19:24 |
(GROANS) |
| 00:19:34 |
How you like that, |
| 00:19:36 |
(SCREAMING) |
| 00:19:39 |
(DISTORTED LAUGHTER) |
| 00:19:45 |
Get him off me! |
| 00:19:47 |
Now the elbow! |
| 00:19:52 |
Son of a bitch! |
| 00:19:55 |
I am not afraid of you! |
| 00:19:57 |
You should be. |
| 00:19:59 |
(SCULLEY YELLING) |
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(TIRES SCREECHING) |
| 00:20:26 |
(EXCLAIMS) |
| 00:20:29 |
(GASPING) |
| 00:20:43 |
(NECK CRACKING) |
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(GROANS) |
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(YELLING) |
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(YELLING) |
| 00:21:07 |
(YELLING) |
| 00:21:11 |
Damn that overwrought |
| 00:21:20 |
(STUDENTS CHATTERING) |
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BECCA: I couldn't stop |
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Amazing dexterity. |
| 00:21:52 |
He can't be human. |
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(EXHALING) |
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GOSSIP GIRL: |
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who was secretly |
| 00:22:03 |
BECCA: Excuse me, but you're |
| 00:22:06 |
GOSSIP GIRL: |
| 00:22:10 |
X-O-X-O, Gossip Girl. |
| 00:22:12 |
Becca! |
| 00:22:14 |
I heard about |
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Yeah, I'm fine. |
| 00:22:18 |
I got you these. |
| 00:22:35 |
(CHUCKLES) |
| 00:22:36 |
Thanks, Jacob. |
| 00:22:40 |
Any girl would be |
| 00:22:44 |
Just not me, of course. |
| 00:22:54 |
I heard you were |
| 00:22:57 |
Stay away from him. |
| 00:23:01 |
FRANK: Becca! |
| 00:23:04 |
I'd better go. |
| 00:23:14 |
Hey, sweetheart. |
| 00:23:20 |
There was |
| 00:23:22 |
Fisherman Sculley, |
| 00:23:26 |
The blood was drained |
| 00:23:27 |
and he had |
| 00:23:30 |
You know what |
| 00:23:32 |
The Kardashians |
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(GASPING) |
| 00:23:35 |
Here. |
| 00:23:36 |
I want you |
| 00:23:39 |
Mace? |
| 00:23:41 |
and there's a killer |
| 00:23:42 |
I'm not gonna leave |
| 00:23:46 |
Now, |
| 00:23:50 |
Dad... |
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Here I come. |
| 00:23:55 |
(YELLING) |
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Good God! |
| 00:23:59 |
God damn it! |
| 00:24:00 |
(YELLING CONTINUES) |
| 00:24:02 |
It's so painful! It burns! |
| 00:24:05 |
Sorry, Dad. |
| 00:24:07 |
Are you okay? |
| 00:24:10 |
Mace will only temporarily |
| 00:24:13 |
You have to hit a man |
| 00:24:16 |
(GRUNTING) |
| 00:24:20 |
(SHUDDERING) |
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(IN HIGH PITCHED TONE) You got |
| 00:24:26 |
But I'm still |
| 00:24:30 |
Rip off the moustache, |
| 00:24:32 |
But you love |
| 00:24:33 |
If anything happened to you, |
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Do it! Do it! Do it! |
| 00:24:39 |
(YELLING) |
| 00:24:43 |
You're good to go. |
| 00:24:47 |
(YELLING CONTINUES) |
| 00:25:04 |
(GASPING) |
| 00:25:06 |
Edward? |
| 00:25:08 |
Uh... |
| 00:25:13 |
Am I dreaming? |
| 00:25:15 |
Right. |
| 00:25:18 |
So you're not |
| 00:25:20 |
Exactly. |
| 00:25:21 |
Go back to sleep. |
| 00:25:23 |
Yeah. |
| 00:25:35 |
(GRUNTS) |
| 00:25:37 |
Got to... |
| 00:25:39 |
Got to TiVo |
| 00:25:42 |
(MOANING) |
| 00:25:45 |
Patrón! Mario López! |
| 00:25:54 |
(SIGHS IN DISGUST) |
| 00:25:57 |
(MUTTERING) |
| 00:26:03 |
Becca, you're |
| 00:26:05 |
(YELLING) |
| 00:26:09 |
(SIGHING) |
| 00:26:11 |
Hey, you're sleepwalking. |
| 00:26:16 |
(SIGHS) |
| 00:26:18 |
(BECCA GRUNTING) |
| 00:26:22 |
(CONTINUES MUTTERING) |
| 00:26:35 |
Just you breathing |
| 00:26:39 |
(FARTING) |
| 00:26:40 |
(EXCLAIMING IN DISGUST) |
| 00:26:45 |
(GLASS SHATTERING) |
| 00:26:47 |
(DOG BARKING) |
| 00:26:50 |
BECCA: I started to wonder, |
| 00:26:53 |
I had to figure out |
| 00:26:58 |
Was he human, |
| 00:27:04 |
Oh, snap! |
| 00:27:05 |
He dropped his business card! |
| 00:27:16 |
(ENGINE FIRES) |
| 00:27:20 |
PRINCIPAL ON PA: Good morning, |
| 00:27:22 |
Tickets are now |
| 00:27:25 |
And after school today, |
| 00:27:30 |
generously sponsored |
| 00:27:38 |
Prom! Come to prom! |
| 00:27:41 |
Here! Get your |
| 00:27:45 |
Check it out. |
| 00:27:46 |
We finally got a theme. |
| 00:27:49 |
The theme is vampires? |
| 00:27:51 |
We just came up |
| 00:27:53 |
Cool, huh? |
| 00:27:54 |
(SNARLING) |
| 00:27:55 |
It's gonna be like |
| 00:27:56 |
like the one they have |
| 00:27:58 |
that celebrates |
| 00:28:00 |
And we're renting out |
| 00:28:02 |
It's gonna feel just like |
| 00:28:04 |
It should be super fun. |
| 00:28:10 |
You in? |
| 00:28:12 |
I don't know. |
| 00:28:16 |
Well, it's my thing. |
| 00:28:20 |
Prom is, like, |
| 00:28:22 |
I've only been |
| 00:28:25 |
since I was a sperm |
| 00:28:41 |
We need to talk. |
| 00:29:30 |
Your skin is pale white. |
| 00:29:33 |
You dress fashionably. |
| 00:29:39 |
I know what you are. |
| 00:29:41 |
Say it. |
| 00:29:44 |
Out loud. Say it. |
| 00:29:48 |
Jonas brother. |
| 00:29:49 |
That's right. |
| 00:29:53 |
Wait, what? |
| 00:29:55 |
No, I'm a vampire. Duh. |
| 00:29:58 |
That was my next guess. |
| 00:30:00 |
Then ask yourself |
| 00:30:04 |
What do we like to eat? |
| 00:30:09 |
Vampire cereal? |
| 00:30:14 |
You need to see what |
| 00:30:18 |
This is why we don't |
| 00:30:21 |
People would know |
| 00:30:28 |
You're shining. |
| 00:30:32 |
No, that's just my bling. |
| 00:30:38 |
You don't get it. |
| 00:30:42 |
(EXCLAIMS) |
| 00:30:44 |
(SCREAMING) |
| 00:30:49 |
Are you texting? |
| 00:30:57 |
(SCREAMING) |
| 00:30:59 |
I am the world's most |
| 00:31:02 |
(CHIRRUPING) |
| 00:31:07 |
I want to eat you! |
| 00:31:09 |
That's cool. |
| 00:31:11 |
Most guys |
| 00:31:18 |
My family, we're not |
| 00:31:23 |
We can control our thirst |
| 00:31:27 |
and the Real Housewives |
| 00:31:30 |
But I don't know |
| 00:31:42 |
Look, Ed. |
| 00:31:45 |
I don't like to |
| 00:31:49 |
I'm just gonna lay |
| 00:31:53 |
I really like you. |
| 00:31:56 |
I dig the Eurotrash |
| 00:32:00 |
You're totally happening, |
| 00:32:04 |
and I wanna be with you. |
| 00:32:06 |
I can read |
| 00:32:09 |
You have to tell me |
| 00:32:13 |
You're pretty, |
| 00:32:17 |
so you don't |
| 00:32:20 |
Would you like to go |
| 00:32:22 |
(CHUCKLES) |
| 00:32:24 |
Yes. |
| 00:32:25 |
That's awesome. |
| 00:32:30 |
(SNARLING) |
| 00:32:35 |
(SCREECHING) |
| 00:32:37 |
BECCA: There were three things |
| 00:32:41 |
First, Edward was a vampire. |
| 00:32:44 |
Second, American Idol |
| 00:32:47 |
And third, |
| 00:32:49 |
I was gonna hump |
| 00:32:52 |
Boo. |
| 00:32:53 |
Oh, gosh, you scared me. |
| 00:33:05 |
There is something |
| 00:33:07 |
Me, too. |
| 00:33:16 |
(CLEARING THROAT) |
| 00:33:19 |
(CHUCKLES) |
| 00:33:26 |
Don't move. |
| 00:33:45 |
Kiss me already. |
| 00:34:03 |
(SIGHING) |
| 00:34:06 |
That was amazing. |
| 00:34:10 |
Now let's go |
| 00:34:11 |
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) |
| 00:34:14 |
(GRUNTING) |
| 00:34:18 |
Purity ring. |
| 00:34:30 |
Oh! |
| 00:34:32 |
I won't be able |
| 00:34:36 |
to kill you! |
| 00:34:38 |
I don't mind. |
| 00:34:41 |
Oh, God! |
| 00:34:44 |
Becca, no! |
| 00:34:50 |
(SIGHS) |
| 00:34:52 |
Oh, yeah? |
| 00:35:16 |
Stay away from me. |
| 00:35:17 |
No, please, please, please, |
| 00:35:21 |
I'm trying to protect you. |
| 00:35:29 |
Becca? |
| 00:35:33 |
Becca? |
| 00:35:34 |
(GRUNTING) |
| 00:35:50 |
If this is going to work, |
| 00:35:55 |
I guess that's okay. |
| 00:35:58 |
Even though my teen |
| 00:36:00 |
and I want to |
| 00:36:03 |
I feel conflicted |
| 00:36:07 |
I know you'll never |
| 00:36:11 |
so, really, |
| 00:36:16 |
That was |
| 00:36:17 |
(SIGHS) |
| 00:36:20 |
I read it on |
| 00:36:27 |
Becca, I promise, |
| 00:36:31 |
(GRUNTING) |
| 00:36:36 |
(CLANGING) |
| 00:36:47 |
Starting now. |
| 00:37:06 |
(SNIFFING) |
| 00:37:12 |
(ALL SNARL) |
| 00:37:32 |
Shit! |
| 00:37:34 |
Well, I think we all know |
| 00:37:37 |
Look at those tracks. |
| 00:37:40 |
It could only mean |
| 00:37:42 |
Canadians. |
| 00:37:44 |
Damn border-jumpers. |
| 00:37:46 |
They come here |
| 00:37:50 |
and now they're killing |
| 00:37:53 |
Yeah, Frank, |
| 00:38:01 |
That is a big picture. |
| 00:38:13 |
BECCA: It was |
| 00:38:15 |
and the Sullens were |
| 00:38:24 |
Well, this is home. |
| 00:38:31 |
Hey. |
| 00:38:33 |
There is no reason |
| 00:38:37 |
Well, I'm different |
| 00:38:40 |
They might not accept me. |
| 00:38:44 |
It's like the time |
| 00:38:46 |
invited me to his |
| 00:38:53 |
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) |
| 00:38:58 |
Dandelion, come where |
| 00:39:04 |
When you clock that second |
| 00:39:08 |
May it land on mine |
| 00:39:11 |
If we make it to space |
| 00:39:14 |
Oh, my dandelion |
| 00:39:16 |
I want you |
| 00:39:19 |
You must be Becca. |
| 00:39:22 |
We've heard so much |
| 00:39:25 |
Finger food? |
| 00:39:31 |
That's Alex and Rosalyn. |
| 00:39:35 |
I just know we're going |
| 00:39:38 |
And this is Iris. |
| 00:39:42 |
I hope we will be. |
| 00:39:43 |
No, she already knows |
| 00:39:45 |
Some of us have |
| 00:39:48 |
Iris has visions |
| 00:39:49 |
Oh! |
| 00:39:54 |
But I'm not on my period. |
| 00:39:55 |
You will be. |
| 00:40:01 |
Relax, Becca. |
| 00:40:03 |
We're just like any other |
| 00:40:06 |
Except, of course, |
| 00:40:08 |
and we walk the earth |
| 00:40:09 |
an unquenchable |
| 00:40:13 |
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) |
| 00:40:14 |
(SNIFFING) |
| 00:40:16 |
I'm Jeremiah. |
| 00:40:18 |
He's new |
| 00:40:21 |
He's still trying |
| 00:40:37 |
Look, I don't want |
| 00:40:41 |
But you have to |
| 00:40:47 |
Ow! |
| 00:40:49 |
Paper cut. |
| 00:40:52 |
(JEREMIAH SNARLING) |
| 00:40:54 |
(YELLING) |
| 00:41:14 |
You're bleeding. |
| 00:41:16 |
BECCA: Really bad, actually. |
| 00:41:40 |
(BOTH SNARLING) |
| 00:41:41 |
(BOTH GROWLING) |
| 00:41:53 |
(BOTH YELPING) |
| 00:41:58 |
Becca, your nose! |
| 00:42:00 |
I knew I shouldn't |
| 00:42:04 |
(ALL SNARLING) |
| 00:42:07 |
Every time |
| 00:42:11 |
It's not fair! |
| 00:42:13 |
(DOOR BELL RINGING) |
| 00:42:16 |
Someone here |
| 00:42:18 |
(YELLING) |
| 00:42:21 |
Quick, |
| 00:43:04 |
What happened back there |
| 00:43:12 |
I now know, |
| 00:43:16 |
That's why I want you |
| 00:43:20 |
No. |
| 00:43:22 |
I keep aging and |
| 00:43:24 |
I'm 18 now. |
| 00:43:32 |
I just... |
| 00:43:34 |
I couldn't live with myself |
| 00:43:39 |
You're always |
| 00:43:44 |
with tons of free time |
| 00:43:48 |
It's a lot like being |
| 00:43:51 |
Strangely, |
| 00:43:57 |
(CLEARING THROAT) |
| 00:43:59 |
It gets pretty |
| 00:44:05 |
You'll never |
| 00:44:07 |
Just promise me |
| 00:44:16 |
Okay. I promise |
| 00:44:54 |
Farewell. |
| 00:45:02 |
Edward? |
| 00:45:06 |
Edward! Edward! |
| 00:45:14 |
Edward! |
| 00:45:18 |
You're just gonna leave me |
| 00:45:26 |
(WAILING) |
| 00:45:31 |
(SCREAMING) |
| 00:46:02 |
Looks like Edward |
| 00:46:12 |
Great. This is exactly |
| 00:46:16 |
Take that! |
| 00:46:17 |
(SCREAMING) |
| 00:46:23 |
I came here to |
| 00:46:27 |
Sorry. |
| 00:46:28 |
There's nowhere |
| 00:46:30 |
Your beloved Edward |
| 00:46:35 |
(SCREAMING) |
| 00:46:46 |
(SNARLS) |
| 00:46:48 |
Hmm? |
| 00:46:59 |
Come on, Jack. |
| 00:47:03 |
You know you don't try |
| 00:47:04 |
right after they |
| 00:47:15 |
(EXCLAIMING) |
| 00:47:19 |
(TRIUMPHANT MUSIC PLAYING) |
| 00:47:27 |
Kardashians. |
| 00:47:29 |
Jack, no! |
| 00:47:32 |
(BOTH SNARLING) |
| 00:47:33 |
(SNARLING) |
| 00:47:35 |
Let's go! |
| 00:47:42 |
(CHOKING) |
| 00:47:44 |
Becca. |
| 00:47:46 |
I'm going to have to suck |
| 00:47:49 |
This is going to |
| 00:47:51 |
because the taste |
| 00:47:57 |
But on the other hand... |
| 00:47:58 |
(IN DEMONIC VOICE) |
| 00:48:05 |
(IN NORMAL VOICE) |
| 00:48:07 |
I think you got |
| 00:48:09 |
You can stop now. |
| 00:48:11 |
(SLURPING) |
| 00:48:14 |
(GASPING) |
| 00:48:38 |
BECCA: And just like that, |
| 00:48:45 |
I just couldn't get over him. |
| 00:48:49 |
(ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING) |
| 00:48:50 |
And the rain is pouring down |
| 00:48:59 |
And the tears are falling |
| 00:49:03 |
BECCA: Time passed, |
| 00:49:05 |
but my yearning for Edward |
| 00:49:07 |
Everyone reminded me of him. |
| 00:49:15 |
I couldn't get |
| 00:49:24 |
No matter where I looked. |
| 00:49:34 |
No matter what I saw. |
| 00:49:39 |
Without Edward, |
| 00:49:45 |
And every night, |
| 00:49:47 |
that would make me scream |
| 00:49:50 |
(BECCA SCREAMING) |
| 00:50:00 |
Becca. Becca. Becca. |
| 00:50:05 |
You're so upset. |
| 00:50:07 |
Let me check |
| 00:50:10 |
(DEVICE BEEPING) |
| 00:50:13 |
Oh. That's not good. |
| 00:50:15 |
You've got more angst |
| 00:50:19 |
You know, honey, |
| 00:50:23 |
But I do know that |
| 00:50:27 |
Especially when |
| 00:50:28 |
as handsome |
| 00:50:31 |
That boy can really |
| 00:50:33 |
I'm like, |
| 00:50:41 |
Yeah. |
| 00:50:42 |
And let's face it, honey. |
| 00:50:46 |
It's kind of irritating. |
| 00:50:49 |
That's for sure |
| 00:50:54 |
My advice, |
| 00:50:56 |
get yourself some of |
| 00:51:00 |
Fix your hair up |
| 00:51:02 |
and, |
| 00:51:08 |
That's my girl. |
| 00:51:12 |
Oh! |
| 00:51:13 |
Your friend Jennifer |
| 00:51:16 |
Probably cheer you up. |
| 00:51:19 |
I want you to say good night |
| 00:51:22 |
(IN FEMININE VOICE) |
| 00:51:28 |
She really does. |
| 00:51:31 |
Well, we're gonna get busy. |
| 00:51:39 |
I don't get it. |
| 00:51:43 |
Yeah. So lame. |
| 00:51:46 |
That movie's |
| 00:51:53 |
I can't believe |
| 00:51:56 |
(ALL GROANING) |
| 00:51:57 |
Thanks for |
| 00:52:05 |
(CLICKING TONGUE) |
| 00:52:07 |
It's too bad Edward |
| 00:52:08 |
and now you don't have |
| 00:52:11 |
'Cause that dress |
| 00:52:14 |
But you don't |
| 00:52:16 |
because Edward |
| 00:52:21 |
(GASPING) So I'm going |
| 00:52:23 |
(LAUGHING) |
| 00:52:24 |
And check this out. |
| 00:52:28 |
Couldn't you just die? |
| 00:52:30 |
No. |
| 00:52:32 |
But you can. |
| 00:52:34 |
(BOTH SCREAMING) |
| 00:52:42 |
Well, this is me. |
| 00:52:45 |
Uh... |
| 00:52:47 |
Over there. |
| 00:52:51 |
(GASPING) Ooh! |
| 00:52:53 |
Right next to those mean |
| 00:52:59 |
See you at school tomorrow! |
| 00:53:05 |
(TIRES SCREECHING) |
| 00:53:20 |
Hey, baby! Come over here! |
| 00:53:24 |
(BIKERS HOOTING) |
| 00:53:27 |
Becca. Those guys |
| 00:53:30 |
Edward? |
| 00:53:33 |
Ow! |
| 00:53:34 |
Shit. Those guys |
| 00:53:38 |
Told you. |
| 00:53:53 |
This is your brake. |
| 00:53:58 |
Jacob, there's... |
| 00:54:01 |
There's something |
| 00:54:07 |
I've been |
| 00:54:11 |
Are you telling me that... |
| 00:54:15 |
I've had my bar mitzvah. |
| 00:54:17 |
Mazel tov! |
| 00:54:23 |
So will you date me now? |
| 00:54:26 |
Say again? |
| 00:54:28 |
(CHUCKLES) Right. |
| 00:54:30 |
Will you go on a date |
| 00:54:33 |
Maybe if you'd stop |
| 00:54:35 |
whenever I'm about to ask |
| 00:54:40 |
Right. Sorry. |
| 00:54:42 |
Thank you. |
| 00:54:44 |
Becca, I wanted to ask |
| 00:54:47 |
Oh, come on! |
| 00:54:48 |
(YELLING) |
| 00:54:52 |
Sorry, but I don't like |
| 00:54:57 |
I think I'll just |
| 00:55:03 |
Becca, you just |
| 00:55:06 |
(ENGINE REVVING) |
| 00:55:12 |
Becca, stop. |
| 00:55:18 |
(BECCA VOCALIZING) |
| 00:55:22 |
(SINGING) Hey, Eddy |
| 00:55:25 |
But I can't stop |
| 00:55:29 |
Put down that guitar |
| 00:55:32 |
(GRUNTING) |
| 00:55:34 |
If this is what |
| 00:55:37 |
Becca! Don't drink that milk. |
| 00:55:41 |
You know |
| 00:55:42 |
This is for you, Edward. |
| 00:55:49 |
Oh, God. |
| 00:55:50 |
(TIRES SCREECHING) |
| 00:55:55 |
Sorry. But I did |
| 00:55:59 |
Becca! |
| 00:56:04 |
Are you trying to get |
| 00:56:05 |
Uh-huh. |
| 00:56:07 |
You're bleeding. Here. |
| 00:56:12 |
(GRUNTING) |
| 00:56:14 |
Your body is so... |
| 00:56:18 |
...furry. |
| 00:56:22 |
Are those teats? |
| 00:56:23 |
Yeah, 10 of them, actually. |
| 00:56:27 |
Oh! |
| 00:56:29 |
I'd better go |
| 00:56:34 |
That was fast. |
| 00:56:39 |
You are so scrumptious. |
| 00:56:47 |
No! |
| 00:56:56 |
Be happy it was me |
| 00:56:59 |
Why? What happened |
| 00:57:01 |
She was... |
| 00:57:03 |
...recast. |
| 00:57:05 |
(GASPS) |
| 00:57:08 |
Shh! |
| 00:57:11 |
She wants to torture you |
| 00:57:15 |
At least I will |
| 00:57:19 |
(GROWLING) |
| 00:57:21 |
Becca! |
| 00:57:29 |
That's it? |
| 00:57:31 |
Yeah, I guess so. |
| 00:57:36 |
You can't stop me. |
| 00:57:40 |
That's why I always |
| 00:57:44 |
(SNARLING) |
| 00:57:50 |
(ALL SNARLING) |
| 00:57:57 |
(IT'S RAINING MEN PLAYING) |
| 00:57:58 |
It's raining men |
| 00:58:00 |
Hallelujah |
| 00:58:04 |
Amen |
| 00:58:06 |
I'm gonna go out |
| 00:58:10 |
Absolutely soaking wet |
| 00:58:14 |
It's raining men |
| 00:58:16 |
Hallelujah |
| 00:58:19 |
Amen |
| 00:58:21 |
It's raining men, yeah |
| 00:58:23 |
Please. |
| 00:58:25 |
Get him, girls! |
| 00:58:27 |
(SQUEALING) |
| 00:58:37 |
(ALL EXCLAIMING) |
| 00:58:59 |
Hey. |
| 00:59:05 |
Sign this? |
| 00:59:19 |
Now, let's get you home. |
| 00:59:26 |
You'll be all right now. |
| 00:59:30 |
(SCREAMING) |
| 00:59:32 |
(SNIFFLING) |
| 00:59:43 |
Why can't they |
| 00:59:52 |
(SNORTING) |
| 00:59:54 |
There you are! |
| 00:59:59 |
You look like shit. |
| 01:00:00 |
What do you want? |
| 01:00:02 |
Look, we're all sorry |
| 01:00:06 |
But something terrible |
| 01:00:09 |
(BURPING) |
| 01:00:14 |
Becca who? |
| 01:00:17 |
I've moved on. I am done |
| 01:00:20 |
I've finally found |
| 01:00:23 |
(MY FIRST WISH PLAYING) |
| 01:00:24 |
My first wish |
| 01:00:27 |
My second wish |
| 01:00:31 |
My third wish |
| 01:00:32 |
(SIGHING) |
| 01:00:33 |
Too freaky? |
| 01:00:35 |
Edward, I had a vision! |
| 01:00:42 |
She tried to kill herself. |
| 01:00:49 |
I fear Becca may be dead. |
| 01:00:56 |
No. |
| 01:00:59 |
I've got to find out. |
| 01:01:03 |
How do you feel? |
| 01:01:11 |
Here. |
| 01:01:22 |
Why did you just |
| 01:01:25 |
My contract says |
| 01:01:30 |
Hmm. |
| 01:01:45 |
Look, Edward left you. |
| 01:01:50 |
But I would never do that. |
| 01:01:55 |
I really like you, Becca. |
| 01:01:57 |
I like you, too. |
| 01:02:00 |
When I'm with you, |
| 01:02:08 |
Thanks. |
| 01:02:11 |
As opposed to how |
| 01:02:13 |
which is all passion, |
| 01:02:19 |
I mean, with him, |
| 01:02:21 |
Okay! |
| 01:02:23 |
(PHONE RINGING) |
| 01:02:24 |
Do you mind getting that? |
| 01:02:27 |
Sure. |
| 01:02:33 |
Hello. |
| 01:02:34 |
EDWARD ON PHONE: |
| 01:02:35 |
No, he's not |
| 01:02:38 |
Where is he? |
| 01:02:42 |
(FRANK SPEAKING) |
| 01:02:48 |
He's at the funeral. |
| 01:02:51 |
Oh, God, no. |
| 01:02:52 |
And supposedly, |
| 01:02:54 |
that the undertaker |
| 01:02:56 |
to stick the head |
| 01:03:03 |
Hello? Hello? |
| 01:03:10 |
(SIGHS) |
| 01:03:12 |
It's true. |
| 01:03:15 |
Becca's dead. |
| 01:03:16 |
Edward, I'm so sorry. |
| 01:03:22 |
I can't live without her. |
| 01:03:24 |
(GASPING) |
| 01:03:26 |
Goodbye, Iris. |
| 01:03:38 |
(BREATHING HEAVILY) |
| 01:03:40 |
I just had another |
| 01:03:43 |
(SIGHING) Becca's fine. |
| 01:03:49 |
Edward! |
| 01:03:53 |
Shit. |
| 01:04:01 |
(RICK HOOTING) |
| 01:04:02 |
Prom rocks! |
| 01:04:04 |
(BOTH WHOOPING) |
| 01:04:07 |
I love drinking! |
| 01:04:09 |
Oh! |
| 01:04:10 |
What's the matter, Becca? |
| 01:04:14 |
Loser! |
| 01:04:17 |
Here, have a drink, bitch! |
| 01:04:20 |
RICK: She promised me |
| 01:04:31 |
Becca! Get in the car, now! |
| 01:04:39 |
(TIRES SCREECHING) |
| 01:04:46 |
What's wrong? |
| 01:04:49 |
Why would he think that? |
| 01:04:52 |
Um... |
| 01:04:56 |
Beats me. |
| 01:04:58 |
He won't live without you |
| 01:05:01 |
He's such a romantic. |
| 01:05:04 |
(GASPING) |
| 01:05:05 |
Becca! |
| 01:05:06 |
Becca, don't go. |
| 01:05:09 |
Oh! |
| 01:05:10 |
I need to know, |
| 01:05:16 |
Jacob, I... |
| 01:05:17 |
I'm not gonna take |
| 01:05:19 |
I'm not going to let go |
| 01:05:23 |
All right! |
| 01:05:30 |
I choose... |
| 01:05:32 |
Cat! |
| 01:05:34 |
(GROWLING) |
| 01:05:36 |
Come back here, pussy! |
| 01:05:39 |
(CAT YOWLING) |
| 01:05:40 |
Edward is going |
| 01:05:43 |
I saw it. I had a vision. |
| 01:05:45 |
What are you talking about? |
| 01:05:47 |
They are the evil |
| 01:05:50 |
and their own narrow |
| 01:05:52 |
They're kind of |
| 01:05:54 |
Oh, my God. |
| 01:05:56 |
Edward's going |
| 01:05:58 |
and the Zolturi |
| 01:06:00 |
They can't allow humans |
| 01:06:03 |
It could destroy us. |
| 01:06:04 |
Okay, where is this |
| 01:06:07 |
At the prom. |
| 01:06:09 |
The Zolturi never miss |
| 01:06:12 |
They flew all the way |
| 01:06:15 |
Say what you want |
| 01:06:18 |
ALL: Suck! Suck! Suck! |
| 01:06:21 |
(ALL CHEERING) |
| 01:06:27 |
(SCREAMS) |
| 01:06:29 |
(DARO GRUNTING) |
| 01:06:31 |
(ALL CHEERING) |
| 01:06:33 |
Oh! I got skills, bitch. |
| 01:06:34 |
Welcome, |
| 01:06:43 |
(HONKING) |
| 01:06:48 |
And don't forget, |
| 01:06:51 |
The crowning of your |
| 01:06:55 |
And if you haven't had |
| 01:06:56 |
don't worry, |
| 01:06:58 |
Just to be sure. |
| 01:07:07 |
Becca, you're the only one |
| 01:07:09 |
You have to show him |
| 01:07:12 |
I'll do whatever it takes. |
| 01:07:20 |
BECCA: So, what would you do |
| 01:07:25 |
For Edward, |
| 01:07:31 |
Whoa. |
| 01:07:32 |
You already saw |
| 01:07:51 |
No! |
| 01:07:57 |
Edward! |
| 01:07:58 |
(HISSING) |
| 01:08:02 |
(SNARLS) |
| 01:08:04 |
(SCREAMING) |
| 01:08:05 |
Shit! |
| 01:08:07 |
(EXCLAIMING) |
| 01:08:10 |
(GROANING) |
| 01:08:15 |
(BECCA SCREAMING) |
| 01:08:18 |
BOTH: Uh-oh. |
| 01:08:28 |
Edward! |
| 01:08:39 |
Edward, it's not sunny |
| 01:08:45 |
Hey, new moon. |
| 01:08:48 |
Ah! Eclipse? |
| 01:08:51 |
Look at me, everyone! |
| 01:08:55 |
This is me |
| 01:08:59 |
(ALL LAUGHING) |
| 01:09:05 |
Lucky penny. |
| 01:09:07 |
(CROWD EXCLAIMING IN DISGUST) |
| 01:09:09 |
Oh! |
| 01:09:13 |
Huh? |
| 01:09:14 |
(ALL LAUGHING) |
| 01:09:17 |
Edward! |
| 01:09:24 |
Becca? You're alive? |
| 01:09:35 |
We have to go now. |
| 01:09:45 |
Becca, I am so sorry. |
| 01:09:48 |
I promise you |
| 01:09:52 |
The Zolturi are standing |
| 01:09:55 |
Yep. |
| 01:09:57 |
(SNARLS) |
| 01:09:59 |
Not talking |
| 01:10:02 |
Stop it! |
| 01:10:03 |
You're killing him! |
| 01:10:05 |
And we haven't |
| 01:10:07 |
"And we haven't |
| 01:10:09 |
Really? |
| 01:10:11 |
Even... (EXCLAIMING) |
| 01:10:14 |
Oh! |
| 01:10:17 |
(GRUNTING) |
| 01:10:25 |
(RAP SONG PLAYING) |
| 01:10:32 |
(THE HUSTLE PLAYING) |
| 01:10:33 |
(SINGING) |
| 01:10:40 |
(EXCLAIMING) |
| 01:10:44 |
Becca. Becca. |
| 01:10:47 |
Oh! Dad. |
| 01:10:49 |
There you are. |
| 01:10:51 |
You know, there's still |
| 01:10:54 |
But I can see you're dancing |
| 01:10:57 |
Dad, no... |
| 01:10:58 |
No, Frank, wait. |
| 01:10:59 |
You have to know |
| 01:11:01 |
All of the killing |
| 01:11:07 |
Edward's one, also. |
| 01:11:08 |
(DARO GRUNTING) |
| 01:11:10 |
And Bobby White's |
| 01:11:12 |
Oh, oh... |
| 01:11:13 |
Ow! |
| 01:11:15 |
I understand. |
| 01:11:17 |
The theme of the prom! |
| 01:11:22 |
No, Dad. |
| 01:11:23 |
Enjoy, okay? |
| 01:11:24 |
Becca, by the way, |
| 01:11:30 |
(BOTH GRUNTING) |
| 01:11:34 |
(ALL THRU THE NITE PLAYING) |
| 01:11:35 |
All through the night |
| 01:11:41 |
Too close. Separate, |
| 01:11:44 |
Too close. Separate, |
| 01:11:49 |
(BOTH GRUNTING) |
| 01:11:51 |
Too close. Separate! |
| 01:11:55 |
(GRUNTS) |
| 01:11:59 |
Hmm. |
| 01:12:00 |
(HUMMING) |
| 01:12:04 |
(YELLING) |
| 01:12:06 |
Say cheese. |
| 01:12:14 |
Say cheese. |
| 01:12:28 |
(GASPING) |
| 01:12:30 |
Whoo! |
| 01:12:34 |
What... |
| 01:12:37 |
...the hell? |
| 01:12:46 |
(EDWARD READING) |
| 01:12:48 |
Oh! |
| 01:12:50 |
(YELLING) |
| 01:12:58 |
Where's Becca? |
| 01:13:03 |
(WHIMPERING) |
| 01:13:06 |
(GRUNTING) |
| 01:13:08 |
Surrender now, |
| 01:13:20 |
You must pay for |
| 01:13:26 |
Tell you what |
| 01:13:30 |
I won't kill you. |
| 01:13:35 |
Cool? |
| 01:13:36 |
No, not cool. |
| 01:13:39 |
All right. |
| 01:13:42 |
then rip his body apart |
| 01:13:46 |
No, no, no. |
| 01:13:48 |
(CHUCKLING) Of course, |
| 01:13:51 |
She practically brings it up |
| 01:13:55 |
Uh, I guess so. |
| 01:13:57 |
Then bite her now! |
| 01:13:59 |
Bite! |
| 01:14:01 |
(GNARLING) |
| 01:14:14 |
Listen up, people! |
| 01:14:17 |
And now the moment |
| 01:14:20 |
And this year's |
| 01:14:29 |
...Jennifer and Rick! |
| 01:14:30 |
(BOTH SCREAMING) |
| 01:14:31 |
(ALL CHEERING) |
| 01:14:35 |
RICK: Triumph for the Rick! |
| 01:14:40 |
Congratulations. |
| 01:14:43 |
Thank you! |
| 01:14:45 |
Oh! |
| 01:14:47 |
Hold on! |
| 01:14:48 |
It seems you two received |
| 01:14:54 |
in a class of only 300. |
| 01:14:56 |
(ALL BOOING) |
| 01:15:01 |
I'm afraid |
| 01:15:03 |
What? |
| 01:15:05 |
Oh! |
| 01:15:06 |
God! You asswipe! |
| 01:15:10 |
(GROANS) |
| 01:15:11 |
My life is over! |
| 01:15:15 |
As your principal, |
| 01:15:21 |
(ALL CHATTERING) |
| 01:15:22 |
And I will pick... |
| 01:15:26 |
I will choose... |
| 01:15:28 |
I pick you two! |
| 01:15:36 |
Us? |
| 01:15:38 |
Because you two exemplify |
| 01:15:42 |
I mean, you really look |
| 01:15:45 |
evil bloodsucking vampires. |
| 01:15:52 |
Oh, my God! |
| 01:15:56 |
(ALL CHEERING) |
| 01:15:57 |
Yes, yes, yes! |
| 01:16:01 |
Move. Out of the way. |
| 01:16:11 |
(HOOTING) |
| 01:16:13 |
(CRYING) Oh! |
| 01:16:16 |
(CLEARING THROAT) |
| 01:16:18 |
Edward! |
| 01:16:20 |
Bite. Bite. |
| 01:16:29 |
Do it. |
| 01:16:32 |
Bite me now. |
| 01:16:36 |
I don't want to wait |
| 01:16:42 |
I will only turn you |
| 01:16:50 |
Marry me. |
| 01:16:56 |
Yes. |
| 01:17:05 |
Are you ready? |
| 01:17:19 |
(LAUGHING) |
| 01:17:20 |
(MOANING) |
| 01:17:43 |
How do you feel? |
| 01:17:44 |
Perfect. |
| 01:17:47 |
It's how I always imagined. |
| 01:17:52 |
I love you, Becca... |
| 01:17:53 |
(YELPS) |
| 01:17:57 |
Team Jacob, bitch! |
| 01:18:11 |
(GROANING) |
| 01:18:20 |
Fuck me. |
| 01:18:22 |
(SCREAMING) |
| 01:18:24 |
(IF I WAS YOUR VAMPIRE |
| 01:18:24 |
(IF I WAS YOUR VAMPIRE |
| 01:18:25 |
If I was your vampire |
| 01:18:26 |
Slim as the moon |
| 01:18:29 |
Instead of killing time |
| 01:18:31 |
We'll have each other |
| 01:18:35 |
If I was your vampire |
| 01:18:39 |
Death waits for no one |
| 01:18:42 |
Put my hands across your face |
| 01:18:46 |
Because I think |
| 01:18:56 |
Digging your smile apart |
| 01:19:01 |
And the hole |
| 01:19:05 |
We built this tomb together |
| 01:19:11 |
Beyond the pale |
| 01:19:15 |
Everything's black |
| 01:19:21 |
If I was your vampire |
| 01:19:25 |
Slim as the moon |
| 01:19:28 |
Instead of killing time |
| 01:19:30 |
We'll have each other |
| 01:19:34 |
If I was your vampire |
| 01:19:38 |
Death waits for no one |
| 01:19:41 |
Put my hands across your face |
| 01:19:45 |
Because I think |
| 01:19:49 |
Beyond the pale |
| 01:19:53 |
Everything's black |
| 01:20:01 |
Beyond the pale |
| 01:20:06 |
Everything's black |
| 01:20:19 |
(MY PANTIES PLAYING) |
| 01:20:25 |
I feel so lonely |
| 01:20:28 |
Nobody gets me |
| 01:20:31 |
I am so unhappy |
| 01:20:37 |
Why can't I find a cool |
| 01:20:44 |
who understands me? |
| 01:20:49 |
We can watch the classics |
| 01:20:52 |
Shop at Hot Topic |
| 01:20:55 |
We're sexting dirty pics |
| 01:21:01 |
We can watch the classics |
| 01:21:04 |
Shop at Hot Topic |
| 01:21:07 |
Sexting dirty pics |
| 01:21:11 |
My panties, my panties |
| 01:21:13 |
Sexting dirty pics |
| 01:21:17 |
My panties, my panties |
| 01:21:43 |
We can watch the classics |
| 01:21:46 |
Shop at Hot Topic |
| 01:21:49 |
We're sexting dirty pics |
| 01:21:55 |
We can watch the classics |
| 01:22:01 |
Sexting dirty pics |
| 01:22:05 |
My panties, my panties |
| 01:22:13 |
(POP MUSIC PLAYING) |
| 01:22:14 |
I'm the one |
| 01:22:16 |
All the ways |
| 01:22:19 |
You came around |
| 01:22:21 |
A good reason |
| 01:22:24 |
You're taking me down |
| 01:22:26 |
And I want to get |
| 01:22:29 |
Is this solid ground |
| 01:22:31 |
I'm just as happy |
| 01:22:34 |
And in the end |
| 01:22:39 |
Love and desire |
| 01:22:45 |
Life, listen and sing |
| 01:22:50 |
And in the end |
| 01:22:59 |
Scars on the skin |
| 01:23:02 |
And I'm closer, closer |
| 01:23:05 |
We'll start to spin |
| 01:23:07 |
And I'm taking |
| 01:23:10 |
Looking at your face |
| 01:23:12 |
And I can't seem |
| 01:23:15 |
Sitting by your side |
| 01:23:17 |
And I'm waiting |
| 01:23:20 |
And in the end |
| 01:23:25 |
Love and desire |
| 01:23:31 |
Life, listen and sing |
| 01:23:36 |
And in the end |
| 01:23:51 |
ENGLISH - US - PSDH |
