Varsity Blues
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In America we have laws. |
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Laws against killing. |
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It's accepted that, as a member of |
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In West Canaan, Texas, there's |
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Football is a way of life. |
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That's me as a kid, |
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I'm Jonathan Moxon, |
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As a boy in West Canaan, you never |
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You just listened to the coaches |
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Win at all costs. |
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Good morning, Creighton Miles here, |
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at Bud Kilmer stadium as the |
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- Think you'll play tonight ? |
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Lance is the best quarterback |
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Maybe if you run up the score... |
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That would be a disaster. |
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As a man on the cross, |
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- Son, did you pray for playing time ? |
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- The crucified 11-year-old in my room. |
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Kyle... ! Why is he so difficult ? |
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What is it with the cross ? |
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- I'm preparing to die for man's sins. |
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I want it off now. How is your brother |
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when you've got this whole deal |
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- He's just experimenting. |
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- We need to concentrate on the game. |
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Hey Mox, you skinny-assed bitch ! |
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Come on, man. Get in the truck. |
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You're almost there ! |
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- You tell him, Bacon. |
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If this swine fucks up my new suit, |
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I'm sorry, Wendell. |
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I'm gonna toss your pig ass |
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- I love that dog. |
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I love you, brother. |
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I had the most beautiful dream |
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If you need anything, |
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Tweeder, let's go ! |
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Come on, just jump on ! |
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Good mooning, boys. |
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I've been up since the crack of dawn |
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- What is up with Carrie-Anne Baker ? |
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Oh, my God ! She's got this look ! |
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That "I wanna suck your dick" look. |
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- Relax, man, you've got to focus. |
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I need to get some ass. |
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I'm about to fuck your pig ! |
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Tonight we play Bingville. |
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Tonight we beat Bingville ! |
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In my 30 years of coaching |
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I have brought two state titles |
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and 22 district championships. |
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And this year, |
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I will bring number 23. |
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Now I present to you our captain, |
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- Hi. |
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I swear Kilmer gets off on this. |
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I was lying in bed last night... |
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I drifted off and had a dream |
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But I woke up kind of sad. |
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But then I realised it was only a dream. |
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- This insanity's over in a few weeks. |
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No more football, no more Kilmer. If |
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- No more games on Friday nights. |
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- I like trains better. |
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- You wanna watch trains tonight ? |
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This is Creighton Miles, |
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The Coyotes play the Bingville Bulls, |
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Joining me is Stubby "Stud-Daddy" |
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- You have a few words for the folks ? |
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Tell granny to move, the Coyotes |
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Though I walk through the valley of the |
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Stay loose, Mox. You never know |
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Bingville don't stand no chance |
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You wanna see |
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You know what it's called ? |
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Stick... |
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What a night Lance Harbor's had ! |
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Sammy, that's about the most action |
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The Coyotes are punching it in for six. |
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Billy Bob... |
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Trainer ! |
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- Did we score ? |
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How many fingers ? |
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Three. |
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It's got to be true/false. Billy Bob, he's |
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- True ? |
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If your daddy hadn't played |
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That was a good game tonight. |
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Johnny and Robert, defence |
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Game ball goes to, |
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Get yourself another shelf. |
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- How are you feeling ? |
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Never show weakness. The only pain |
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Look at Billy Bob. |
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Four more games. |
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Hang in there, you're doing fine. |
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Tweeder, you got any ? |
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- 500 mg. How many can I have ? |
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I got more at home. |
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We need more effort. What is this shit ? |
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Kilmer... |
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I'm getting fucked-up tonight. |
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There you go. Chug it. What do |
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Look at the size of that sausage ! |
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I just got so excited about next year, |
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I think I need to be your wide receiver. |
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- Really, babe ? Here ? |
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But somewhere here. |
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- How come you never dress like that ? |
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- She's pretty sharp. She pulls A's. |
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- I'm just saying she's not stupid. |
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She broke my heart |
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- When did you graduate ? |
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- He's class of 1980. |
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- I never miss these. |
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Are you ready to be on |
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- Absolutely. |
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Pick up that there flower pot. |
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Bring it up over your head. |
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Think real hard... |
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Say, "I'm stupid and I'm about |
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- That's funny. |
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They need to change the name to |
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- I don't know if I can concentrate here. |
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Let the dryer do the work. |
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All right, fancy boy, |
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Nothing but net. |
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You thinking about |
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I figured I'd give them... |
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...a holler. |
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Billy Bob's gonna puke. |
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Hey, if you're hungry, |
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I'm back ! Puke and rally ! |
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That's the way to ride them. |
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Dummios, follow your dummy QB |
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Moxon, pick it up ! |
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Keep smiling, shithead. |
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He used to hammer my ass |
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- Hell, it's good for them. |
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- Oop-dee-oop left, on one. |
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Shift ! |
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What the hell kind of offence is that ? |
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- Jesus, Moxon, what are you doing ? |
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Your dummies can't run a simple draw, |
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- This ain't no fucking sandlot. |
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Overload the defense on one side, |
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You got a bad attitude |
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We do things around here my way ! |
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I wonder if you know the difference |
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- You'll be second-string all your life ! |
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- Been on him all season. |
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I stood up to it, so will he. |
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We're holding our Troy back a year, |
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- Eighth grade ain't so bad, is it ? |
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Had that ankle injury, but he's ready |
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Kyle ? |
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Kyle ! |
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He's very spiritual. |
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It's a shame nobody had the mind |
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Hell, I didn't fare so bad. |
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Lance ! Toss me one, son. |
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Let's show them your old pop's still |
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- Slow enough he could've mailed it. |
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- Let's see it. |
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Dad, you're gonna fall in the barbecue. |
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Slant right, on three. |
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Hit it ! |
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- I guess bad hands run in the family. |
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Don't get your panties in a bunch. |
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If Kilmer weren't such a prick, |
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Is that a fact ? |
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- That's right. |
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How about you, Johnny ? |
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Hell, it ain't multiple choice. |
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You all remember William Tell. Let's |
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- Stop it, Dad. This isn't funny. |
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Nail it, Lance ! |
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- You're up, Sammy boy. |
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Throw it. |
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- Sporting some 'tude now ! |
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- You can do it ! |
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- Show us what you do best ! |
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- Throw that damn ball ! |
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I raised you to be a winner, so win ! |
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- Nice shot ! |
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Oh, my God. |
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Ladies and gentlemen... |
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We are adults. |
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I think it's necessary we move beyond |
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commonly associated |
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Now, I want everybody together |
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Penis, penis, penis. |
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Come on, y'all, say it. |
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Penis, penis, penis. |
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Good ! |
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I think it's also very important |
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any slang terms |
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Because today we are going to begin |
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...the male erection. |
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Hand down, Billy Bob. |
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What are a few slang expressions |
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we want to identify and discard ? |
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- Elliot ? |
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- Is boner one of them ? |
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- Boner is... What, Billy Bob ? |
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Does anybody have any others |
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Mr Moxon, |
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The male erection ? |
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Icicles formed. The march is on. |
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Rigor mortis has set in. Flesh rocket. |
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Tall Tommy. Mushroom on a stick. |
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And... Pedro. |
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Pedro ? |
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- Billy Bob, are you okay ? |
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Call the nurse. |
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Go on now. |
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- How are you feeling, son ? |
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Must be nerves. Don't you worry. |
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The nurse doesn't think I should play. |
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- Oh, she doesn't, does she ? |
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She don't have |
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I'm gonna ask you, son... |
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Are you ready to go ? |
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- Yes, sir. |
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Yes, sir. |
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Fourth down, 1:49 to play. |
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If they hope to win the ball game, |
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Hornets come to the line of scrimmage. |
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Our ball ! We got the bastards ! |
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It's ours to win now. Get out |
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- Come on, Lance ! |
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Billy Bob, I need you |
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Are you all right to play ? |
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Moxon, get your ass on that bench ! |
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Let's go, boys. It's ours to win. |
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Lord, don't do this to me. |
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Stub, I've hardly ever |
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Lance Harbor laying there... |
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Can you see his future |
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And what must this do |
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Please be okay, Lance ! |
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I'm sorry, man. |
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- Now you've got Moxon coming in. |
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Let's go. |
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Watch me for the signals. |
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...I'm behind you. |
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That Moxon ain't worth the Charmin |
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He's hurt bad, Mox. |
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I-right, 494, Z-post, on one. |
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I-right, 494, Z-post, on one. |
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- Here we go, Moxon at quarterback. |
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- Jon Moxon with a 40-yard pass ! |
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That's my boy ! |
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- Everybody on the ball ! |
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The clock's still running ! |
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I can't... Fuck it. |
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I don't know what play they're calling. |
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Last chance for the Coyotes. |
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This is not the formation ! |
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Moxon hands off to Brown. |
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Moxon has the football, heading for |
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Good grief ! Bud Kilmer pulls off |
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Holy shit... |
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- Mr Harbor, Lance is out of surgery. |
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- Any chance for this season ? |
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- He'll need several surgeries. |
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Minimum a year and a half, if ever. |
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Oh, no... |
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His scholarship to Florida State. |
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I'm amazed he lasted this long. |
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- He shouldn't even have been playing. |
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Moxon, get some shut-eye. |
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The Harbors appreciate your being |
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- You go home, I'll stay with them. |
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Well, I guess I should be going, too, |
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this being a family thing and all. |
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- Thanks again for the ride, Mox. |
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- What the hell are you doing ? |
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I'm wearing underwear. It covers up |
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- Does it really bother you ? |
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I can handle it. |
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This has been the worst night |
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You really aren't looking. |
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- Lance is gonna be all right. |
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You guys are gonna be all right. |
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Things change, Mox. |
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- I'm sorry. |
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I mean, what about you and Jules ? |
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- Is there a future ? |
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I got another year |
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I love spending time with her. |
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Things change, Mox. |
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- Well, you're here. |
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Not tonight. It doesn't seem right |
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You don't always have to do |
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We'll continue this any time you want. |
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Hey, girls. |
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- Hey, Tweeder, how you doing ? |
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- Well, if it ain't Charley Tweeder. |
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- How are we doing tonight ? |
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- Congratulations. |
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Congratulations for what ? |
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For getting to wear |
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- Mount me ? |
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We just wanna make sure |
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- You got a smart mouth. |
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I'm gonna go home. Take these drinks. |
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There'll be no drinking and no driving. |
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- It's time for you to go home. |
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- All right ? I'm going home. |
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- You hurt my feelings. I'm going home. |
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- And you can kiss my ass ! |
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I'm gonna go to jail. |
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Son of a bitch ! |
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- Great game tonight. |
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- How much ? |
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Moxon, you are under arrest for not |
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who wants to bathe you |
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- Tweeder ? |
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We're all naked and we got handcuffs |
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- Now take off your clothes and get in. |
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Oh, shit... |
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I can't go with you, |
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- Here you go. |
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Sorry, Mox, I got to bail. |
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Shut up and hold on to your nipples. |
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- You weren't asleep, were you ? |
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- How's Lance ? |
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They'll have to go back in there |
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- I'm gonna go see him tomorrow. |
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- It was strange. |
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I don't know. I mean... |
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We did win, you know ? |
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I don't know. I've just been |
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- What's wrong ? Want me to come out ? |
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I'm just gonna go home. |
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It's been a really weird night. |
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They stole a State Trooper car, |
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to the Ladies' Auxiliary. |
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They're all hopped up on beer |
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They exposed themselves ? |
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They pressed their wangers |
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while the girls were rehearsing |
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Wangers on the glass |
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We never stole no cars. I can't let |
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Earl... Are my boys |
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No, Coach. They're just kids. |
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- Sam's boy looked good last Friday. |
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Moxon sure ain't got what Lance had. |
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I want to know where Jon Moxon |
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- Nice game, Jonathan. |
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See you in class. |
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Bitching wheels. That's a nice car |
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- I'm going to see Lance. Wanna come ? |
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How is it to be out of Harbor's shadow |
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and showing everyone |
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Gee... Lance Harbor |
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I don't know that I'll ever |
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Are you planning to play |
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Ivy League... ? |
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I don't know. |
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I just want to thank God |
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I mean, Jonathan Moxon's |
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- Thanks. |
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"Gee" ? "Heck" ? |
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- You're a scary superstar. |
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You referred to yourself as one man. |
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Why not ? It's a trip. |
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I'm gonna go meet my dad. |
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All right. |
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Let's razzle-dazzle the dummy D |
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- That play don't work. |
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Hook and ladder, left, on one. |
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Is this the one where I trot downfield |
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- Huddle back up again. |
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- Tweeder's gonna pitch you the ball. |
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Just catch the ball ! "Oh, a ball. |
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- I'm not an eligible receiver. |
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- Fine. |
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When did the circus come to town ? |
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- It would've been six if he caught it. |
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You listen hard. Stick to the basics ! |
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We're a running team. You only call |
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You are the damn dumbest |
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Come in. |
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No, don't sit. |
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You're dragging ass, |
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You're fat, slow, |
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If it wasn't for you, |
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- Coach, my head... |
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I want you to fix it. |
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Get out of here. |
00:49:19 |
Mox, wait up. |
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- What time ? |
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When are you coming over tonight ? |
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My folks never get home before twelve. |
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- I visited Lance today in the... |
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I've known you my whole life. |
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I'm not telling anyone |
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Anytime after seven. |
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Why be good ? I'm always good. |
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Where's my upside to being good ? |
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I'm 18, it's not like I'm married to her. |
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Right, Kyle ? |
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I only answer to one name : |
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- That's a bunch of names. |
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Yeah, but would Allah nail Darcy |
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- I think he would. |
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Okay... |
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- I gave up on you. |
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Come in. |
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I'm glad you came. It's kind of weird |
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Yeah, I feel like |
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Well, not yet. |
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Look at me, I'm a mess. |
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I think this is the best |
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You're sweet, Mox, |
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Nice house. |
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I was about to make |
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You want one ? |
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- Yeah, have one. I'll make it. |
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- Do you want whipped cream ? |
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Come here. |
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Wait, wait, wait. |
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We can't. This is not... |
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- What ? You're sorry ? |
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I don't know if I love Jules, |
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What I do know is, I don't love you, |
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I don't love Lance. |
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It was about me getting a better life. |
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Now he'll stay in West Canaan, manage |
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Darcy... |
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I just wanted to go with you. |
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You're gonna get out of West Canaan |
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You're smart. |
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- Unbelievable. |
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I usually fall for |
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Wendell, meet me at the mini-mart |
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- For what ? |
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- Where's Billy Bob ? I can't find him. |
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He's been |
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Blaming him for Lance's knee. |
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- I hear you. |
00:54:49 |
Kilmer's a fucking racist. |
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You know how many yards |
00:54:57 |
You know how many |
00:55:01 |
Three. That's only because |
00:55:05 |
If we're inside the 10, he gives the ball |
00:55:11 |
It's bullshit. |
00:55:15 |
- Kilmer... |
00:55:20 |
Fuck, no ! |
00:55:25 |
She's got Grambling coming to see me. |
00:55:28 |
Damn, Mox, I thought you knew. |
00:55:34 |
Fuck Kilmer. |
00:55:43 |
We're cool, Mox. |
00:55:49 |
You got shit to tend to. |
00:55:56 |
- Hey, how are you ? |
00:56:02 |
The last thing I need right now |
00:56:07 |
We're friends. |
00:56:11 |
- Okay ? |
00:56:16 |
- Thanks, Mox. |
00:56:33 |
Wait a minute ! Jules ! |
00:56:38 |
Would you listen to me ? |
00:56:43 |
- You understand ? That's it. |
00:56:49 |
You give them a Percocet, |
00:56:54 |
and the panties drop. |
00:57:00 |
- You think you'll enjoy prison ? |
00:57:08 |
- Where are we going tonight ? |
00:57:15 |
Nice... |
00:57:20 |
What the fuck is that ? |
00:57:40 |
Oh, my God. |
00:57:44 |
- Somebody hold me up. |
00:57:49 |
Nothing's ever happened. |
00:57:52 |
You've never seen her |
00:58:01 |
- No. |
00:58:06 |
- Jules, are we together or what ? |
00:58:10 |
- I've always been a football player. |
00:58:16 |
No, you were something different. |
00:58:20 |
At least I thought you were. |
00:58:26 |
What a Kodak moment. Star Jonny |
00:58:35 |
- You don't think all this is hard ? |
00:58:38 |
- Jules ! |
00:58:41 |
We had a thing and it was great. |
00:58:44 |
Things have changed a little bit. |
00:58:49 |
- Maybe you should go. |
00:58:56 |
Oh, my God ! |
00:59:01 |
The Mox ! The star quarterback |
00:59:07 |
- Good game, man. |
00:59:44 |
These are from Brett. |
00:59:50 |
- Gentlemen... |
00:59:53 |
My gift to you. |
00:59:57 |
- Fuck Kilmer ! |
01:00:03 |
- You're drinking tonight. |
01:00:08 |
Relax. Just chill, Wendell, |
01:00:18 |
Goddamn... |
01:00:39 |
- Keep your shirt on, Billy Bob. |
01:01:04 |
Here you go, have a beer. |
01:01:20 |
Of all these guys, you're the only one |
01:01:24 |
You're a good friend. |
01:01:28 |
And also, I have to say... |
01:01:30 |
Thanks for dragging me here. |
01:01:36 |
You're not gonna try and hug me now ? |
01:02:19 |
- Oh, my God, it's Miss Davis ! |
01:02:50 |
I want you to know I'm 18, and I've |
01:02:56 |
It was topical, it was erotic... |
01:02:59 |
I gave it a 9.5. |
01:03:03 |
I gave it a 10. A fucking 10 ! |
01:03:07 |
Gentlemen, |
01:03:11 |
- To Miss Davis. |
01:03:37 |
- Fuck me, it's seven o'clock. |
01:03:43 |
It's seven o'clock. |
01:03:48 |
- God, what's that smell ? |
01:03:51 |
Are we playing tonight ? |
01:04:12 |
Jon Moxon, finding out |
01:04:15 |
- He got crushed on that play. |
01:04:20 |
Kilmer can't be happy with his team. |
01:04:23 |
Let the pom-pom girls play for you ! |
01:04:28 |
- You said Elwood wasn't that good. |
01:04:33 |
- Can you stop them from planting me ? |
01:04:38 |
- That liquor's still in my system. |
01:04:46 |
I'm hung-over, too. We're gonna |
01:04:51 |
I-right, 495 curl, on one. |
01:04:59 |
Ready ? Break ! |
01:07:19 |
The hard work of so many |
01:07:24 |
...by the disrespect of a few. |
01:07:32 |
Moxon... |
01:07:35 |
You sacrificed the honour of this team |
01:07:42 |
Shit, you poisoned my team, son ! |
01:07:51 |
I hope last night was fun. |
01:07:56 |
Was it fun ? |
01:08:04 |
Your daddy was a no-talent pussy, |
01:08:19 |
Oh... little Billy Bob... |
01:08:25 |
You cost me my perfect season. |
01:08:29 |
Cry me a river, you fat fucking baby ! |
01:08:33 |
My star quarterback is dragging |
01:08:38 |
And I got to watch you cry about it ! |
01:08:42 |
You know what ? |
01:08:46 |
I don't wanna see your fat face ! |
01:09:11 |
People say you dragged ass because |
01:09:16 |
- Save it, Dad. |
01:09:21 |
- You got the opportunity of a lifetime. |
01:09:26 |
Your attitude's wrong. |
01:09:30 |
Playing football here may have been |
01:09:35 |
But I don't want your life. |
01:09:43 |
- What the hell's Bacon doing here ? |
01:10:17 |
- Mind if I take a seat ? |
01:10:23 |
This is for most-improved player |
01:10:28 |
I was eleven. |
01:10:37 |
- How'd you find me ? |
01:10:44 |
Championship trophy. Steelers. |
01:10:50 |
Remember this shit ? |
01:10:54 |
- Yeah, it was fun. |
01:10:59 |
I remember getting yelled at. |
01:11:02 |
"Too fat, Billy Bob !" |
01:11:06 |
"Too slow and dumb !" |
01:11:11 |
We were just little kids, Mox. |
01:11:16 |
It's like nothing was ever good enough. |
01:11:20 |
- It's almost over. |
01:11:23 |
It's over, man. It's so over. |
01:11:27 |
- Come on. This is bullshit. |
01:11:32 |
You're gonna let football get you ? |
01:11:37 |
What am I supposed to do ? |
01:11:43 |
Quit ! Who gives a fuck about Kilmer's |
01:11:49 |
I do ! |
01:11:56 |
Coach loved me like a son. |
01:12:00 |
He told me to protect Lance, |
01:12:06 |
Kilmer fucked up, |
01:12:10 |
That's where you're wrong, Mox. |
01:12:16 |
Look, we got one more game left, |
01:12:27 |
I need you. |
01:12:37 |
Come on. |
01:12:43 |
Your boney ass ? |
01:12:49 |
I don't think I have a boney ass. |
01:12:58 |
It is kind of nice. |
01:13:14 |
Yeah ! Fuck you and the horse |
01:13:24 |
- We're worried about the Gilroy game. |
01:13:30 |
They were 4-A last year. They've been |
01:13:37 |
Believe me, |
01:13:40 |
- That's what we came to hear. |
01:13:47 |
- What's the deal with these kids ? |
01:13:52 |
Kyle, did you start a cult ? |
01:13:57 |
Out ! Come on, freakos, get lost ! |
01:14:02 |
Now that's it ! No more religions. |
01:14:08 |
Jonny, |
01:14:13 |
Brown... |
01:14:26 |
"You have been admitted to the |
01:14:35 |
Jon... Great, Jon... |
01:14:38 |
"Your university grant package |
01:14:44 |
I'm real proud about Brown, |
01:14:51 |
- Gilroy ? |
01:14:55 |
Tell me who wins. |
01:15:03 |
- Why are you so damn happy ? |
01:15:07 |
I took your advice. |
01:15:11 |
They scanned your cat... ? |
01:15:14 |
The doctor said you got a human brain |
01:15:25 |
Good news. |
01:15:29 |
Gentlemen, now that none of us |
01:15:33 |
I wanted to remind you |
01:15:37 |
- I appreciate you not saying anything. |
01:15:42 |
- Really ? |
01:15:47 |
Would you go to the prom with me ? |
01:15:51 |
Jog it in. |
01:15:59 |
- How are you feeling, Jonny ? |
01:16:04 |
You understand that by running |
01:16:10 |
and we can grind them, |
01:16:16 |
Are you hearing me ? |
01:16:21 |
You disobey me and I will bury you. |
01:16:25 |
I know about your Brown scholarship. |
01:16:29 |
I can fuck with your transcripts |
01:16:41 |
I get what I want, |
01:16:52 |
That's it. |
01:17:08 |
- Hi. |
01:17:11 |
I'm really sorry. |
01:17:16 |
- It's late. |
01:17:20 |
- A full academic scholarship. |
01:17:29 |
What's wrong ? |
01:17:32 |
Kilmer's threatening to fuck up my |
01:17:37 |
- Then quit. |
01:17:39 |
- Then play. It's just a football game. |
01:17:45 |
If it was just football, I'd play. |
01:17:48 |
I love football, when it's pure, |
01:17:55 |
- This isn't pure. |
01:18:01 |
If I play for Kilmer tomorrow, |
01:18:06 |
West Canaan will go on believing |
01:18:11 |
What about the next team he coaches ? |
01:18:17 |
What if my little brother |
01:18:20 |
I'd be buying into everything |
01:18:25 |
You want some cheese |
01:18:30 |
You're a whiner. Why don't you |
01:18:37 |
The hero ? |
01:18:40 |
You're a football guy. |
01:18:44 |
But heroes win. |
01:18:50 |
What if I lose ? |
01:19:01 |
Our father, who art in heaven, |
01:19:05 |
Thy kingdom come, Thy will be done, |
01:19:12 |
Give us this day our daily bread |
01:19:17 |
as we forgive those |
01:19:20 |
Lead us not into temptation, |
01:19:26 |
For Thine is the kingdom, the power |
01:19:33 |
Amen. |
01:19:44 |
Listen up, people. |
01:19:48 |
Everything you've done |
01:19:53 |
The practices in the heat mean nothing, |
01:19:58 |
if you don't win tonight. |
01:20:06 |
This game is 48 minutes |
01:20:18 |
Coyotes on three ! |
01:20:29 |
West Canaan versus Gilroy |
01:20:33 |
This is what it's all about. |
01:20:41 |
Coyotes will receive the ball. |
01:20:44 |
Shake hands. |
01:20:48 |
Pass out the ammunition, |
01:21:09 |
I-right, shift-52. We are a running team. |
01:21:16 |
Now go fetch me a championship. |
01:21:58 |
A great drive, Brown the whole way. |
01:22:03 |
- First and goal from the eight. |
01:22:07 |
Slot-left, 35 dive. |
01:22:12 |
Slot-left, 35 dive. |
01:22:16 |
- Fucking Kilmer ! This is fucked-up ! |
01:22:22 |
Somebody have a problem with Wendell |
01:22:27 |
Slot-left, 25 dive, on one. |
01:22:33 |
Take it in ! |
01:23:07 |
- Thanks, Mox. |
01:23:12 |
Keep it up, asshole. |
01:23:14 |
Coyotes leading 7-0. |
01:23:19 |
Bosell gets the pitch. |
01:23:21 |
He's at the 40, 35... |
01:23:24 |
He's at the 30... 20... 15... |
01:23:27 |
Touchdown ! Good grief ! |
01:23:57 |
What a hit on Brown ! |
01:24:00 |
That was a ferocious hit. |
01:24:04 |
And if he can't come back in and play, |
01:24:10 |
Get me off the field ! |
01:24:20 |
He tore something. |
01:24:23 |
- Can you fix him ? |
01:24:28 |
- Make him understand. |
01:24:31 |
- How you feeling, boy ? |
01:24:36 |
Let the old trainer take a look at it. |
01:24:40 |
Gilroy with the football. |
01:24:45 |
He throws long... it's caught ! |
01:24:49 |
Touchdown, Gilroy ! |
01:24:53 |
And look at Mad Dog dance |
01:25:00 |
There ain't no room for that stuff. |
01:25:11 |
- Kneel on it. |
01:25:15 |
I ain't interested in another turnover. |
01:25:24 |
Move it ! He thinks I'm here |
01:25:37 |
The clock's winding down. |
01:25:41 |
Moxon kneeling on the ball. |
01:25:44 |
- That's gutless. |
01:25:54 |
At the end of the first half, |
01:26:02 |
You're a gamer, Wendell. |
01:26:11 |
- What are you doing ? |
01:26:15 |
- Wendell, don't do this. |
01:26:18 |
- I think he's hurt pretty bad. |
01:26:24 |
But I do. |
01:26:28 |
- Don't do it, it's not worth it. |
01:26:34 |
- Maybe I shouldn't do it. |
01:26:40 |
If that needle goes near him, I'll rip |
01:26:48 |
- This has nothing to do with you. |
01:26:54 |
We kill ourselves for you. Year round, |
01:26:58 |
We're scared you'll kick our ass, |
01:27:05 |
- All you care about is your next title. |
01:27:09 |
If you do, find another quarterback. |
01:27:13 |
- You ready to lose that scholarship ? |
01:27:19 |
- Fuck it. I'm out. |
01:27:23 |
- Finally ! Tweeder, you take the snaps. |
01:27:29 |
I'm out, Coach. |
01:27:33 |
- What did you say ? |
01:27:37 |
The only way we're going back out |
01:27:58 |
Get your helmets on and take the field. |
01:28:04 |
Let's go, goddammit ! |
01:28:15 |
I'm walking out that door. |
01:28:21 |
Follow me out there. |
01:28:27 |
Let's go... |
01:28:33 |
Let's go, let's go, let's go. |
01:29:28 |
Kilmer said, 48 minutes |
01:29:35 |
I say, fuck that. |
01:29:39 |
Fuck that. |
01:29:44 |
play the next 24 minutes for the next |
01:29:51 |
We have the opportunity to play |
01:29:59 |
But we can't be afraid to lose. |
01:30:04 |
If we go out there and half-ass it |
01:30:08 |
all we're left with is an excuse. |
01:30:14 |
But if we go out there |
01:30:21 |
That's heroic. |
01:30:26 |
Let's be heroes. |
01:30:34 |
Come on. |
01:30:38 |
What do you say, boys ? |
01:31:29 |
Field goal for Gilroy. They lead |
01:31:36 |
And still, no Bud Kilmer. |
01:31:39 |
Listen up ! |
01:31:42 |
We're running the Oop-de-oop. |
01:31:47 |
Tweeder right. We overload their left. |
01:31:52 |
No huddles. I'll call the plays from the |
01:32:00 |
One, two, three, Coyotes ! |
01:32:08 |
Let's go ! |
01:32:16 |
Pass completed to Tweeder for 16. |
01:32:20 |
- On the left ! On the right ! |
01:32:25 |
Five ? |
01:32:33 |
Gonzalez, complete. |
01:32:50 |
Long pass... |
01:32:53 |
Touchdown ! |
01:33:07 |
While they celebrate, |
01:33:10 |
- Where in the world is Bud Kilmer ? |
01:33:56 |
Let's go, defence ! |
01:34:19 |
- They're punting it. |
01:34:23 |
- If we don't block this, it's over. |
01:34:29 |
- You wanna play defence ? |
01:34:35 |
Get out there. |
01:34:37 |
38 seconds left to play in the game. |
01:34:41 |
Billy Bob has come into the game. |
01:35:22 |
Charley Tweeder blocks the punt ! |
01:35:27 |
Billy Bob opens a hole up for Tweeder. |
01:35:33 |
- What a great job ! |
01:35:36 |
Twins right, Z-out on one. Tweeder, |
01:35:42 |
Ready ? Break ! |
01:36:04 |
Tweeder didn't get out of bounds. |
01:36:12 |
Quick ! On the ball ! |
01:36:39 |
Billy Bob, this is it. The man who |
01:36:43 |
You don't think that lame-ass play |
01:36:47 |
Split left 90, hook and ladder, |
01:36:56 |
Touchdown ! Touchdown ! Touchdown ! |
01:38:55 |
Oh my God ! Billy Bob ! |
01:38:57 |
- Good gosh almighty ! |
01:39:00 |
Coyotes win ! Coyotes win ! |
01:39:08 |
Mox ! |
01:39:14 |
- Mox ! |
01:39:21 |
Wait a minute. |
01:39:32 |
And for some of us, |
01:39:37 |
Maybe these were the last days. |
01:39:43 |
But I will never forget that day. |
01:39:54 |
Billy Bob cried |
01:40:00 |
And Tweeder drank beers 'cause... |
01:40:08 |
Lance is happy. He found his calling |
01:40:16 |
Wendell got his ride to Grambling. |
01:40:20 |
That statue still stands, but only |
01:40:26 |
Kilmer never coached again. |
01:40:29 |
I took my scholarship and |
01:40:39 |
The day was ours... |
01:40:43 |
...and no one can ever take it away. |