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Venus
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| 00:00:57 |
IAN: Shall we? |
| 00:01:02 |
Oh, my God. |
| 00:01:08 |
Oh. Mmm. |
| 00:01:11 |
You should try these. |
| 00:01:14 |
It's the waking up pills I'm looking for. |
| 00:01:16 |
Anything blue, I recommend for that. |
| 00:01:19 |
White ones give me more of a thrill. |
| 00:01:22 |
Mmm. |
| 00:01:23 |
- Cheers. |
| 00:01:25 |
"Do not operate heavy machinery. |
| 00:01:29 |
"Keep away from children." |
| 00:01:32 |
Biblical advice. |
| 00:01:34 |
WOMAN: There you go, gentlemen. |
| 00:01:35 |
- IAN: Thank you. |
| 00:01:39 |
- Have you got my glasses? |
| 00:01:41 |
Why would I have them? |
| 00:01:45 |
Christ, I've lost them now! |
| 00:01:47 |
That's the worst thing |
| 00:01:49 |
They're in your right hand. |
| 00:01:53 |
Oh, yeah. |
| 00:01:54 |
You wouldn't last five minutes |
| 00:01:57 |
I'm getting help. |
| 00:01:58 |
- Professional? |
| 00:02:03 |
MAURICE: Have you worked out |
| 00:02:05 |
She'll shop and cook for me. |
| 00:02:08 |
- A sort of nurse, then? |
| 00:02:12 |
Don't give yourself a coronary. |
| 00:02:15 |
At the hospital they said |
| 00:02:21 |
I said, |
| 00:02:26 |
He's looking forward to meeting you. |
| 00:02:28 |
But he found your Caesar a little weak. |
| 00:02:31 |
IAN: Weak? |
| 00:02:33 |
- what? |
| 00:02:34 |
IAN: No, he fucking didn't. |
| 00:02:38 |
What the fuck? Fruity! Fucking fruit. |
| 00:02:43 |
MAURICE: I'm parched. |
| 00:02:45 |
This isn't a pub. |
| 00:02:49 |
Can I help? |
| 00:02:50 |
God, no. |
| 00:02:52 |
No, don't flap it about like that, |
| 00:02:56 |
I'm getting wind rash. |
| 00:02:58 |
- I'll tuck it in, you'll tire yourself. |
| 00:03:03 |
There's no reason for her |
| 00:03:06 |
- Not unless she needs to attend to me. |
| 00:03:11 |
I've bought a little bell |
| 00:03:13 |
(BELL TINKLING) |
| 00:03:14 |
If I feel unwell, I can tinkle it. See? |
| 00:03:20 |
I bet she can't wait |
| 00:03:23 |
I've bought her a pink towel, too. |
| 00:03:26 |
So there's no confusion |
| 00:03:29 |
No, you wouldn't want that. |
| 00:03:33 |
No. |
| 00:03:35 |
And in case she wants |
| 00:03:39 |
MAURICE: Fucking Edith wharton. |
| 00:03:41 |
IAN: L really want to educate the girl, |
| 00:03:44 |
Pass something on. |
| 00:03:46 |
Yes, dear. |
| 00:03:48 |
She loves music. |
| 00:03:51 |
While we're eating, I thought we could |
| 00:03:55 |
Lovely. |
| 00:03:56 |
No doubt it'll be tomato soup |
| 00:04:00 |
No doubt. |
| 00:04:01 |
Shall I get her to run a nice bath |
| 00:04:03 |
and put my dressing-gown |
| 00:04:08 |
I hope she can do a rocket salad. |
| 00:04:12 |
Or something interesting with fish. |
| 00:04:22 |
DOCTOR: Going anywhere |
| 00:04:25 |
(MAURICE MUMBLING) |
| 00:04:27 |
- Where? |
| 00:04:30 |
Fantastic. |
| 00:04:32 |
Right, Maurice, |
| 00:04:35 |
And, there we go. |
| 00:04:36 |
(GROANING) |
| 00:04:38 |
Easy but not necessarily nice. |
| 00:04:43 |
Feel the same myself. |
| 00:04:46 |
Everything all right otherwise? |
| 00:04:48 |
- Jesus Christ. |
| 00:04:53 |
The prostate should feel like a peach |
| 00:04:58 |
Yours is a little bumpy. |
| 00:04:59 |
There might be a small nodule in there, |
| 00:05:02 |
So we need to send you to a specialist. |
| 00:05:05 |
A lot of older men have this problem. |
| 00:05:09 |
They die of something else first. |
| 00:05:11 |
Right. |
| 00:05:12 |
So you should worry a little |
| 00:05:16 |
Now then... |
| 00:05:17 |
wOMAN 1: Not after last year. |
| 00:05:20 |
WOMAN 2: Good on you. |
| 00:05:22 |
WOMAN 1: In the end, there was |
| 00:05:25 |
- Really? |
| 00:05:28 |
I felt like standing outside |
| 00:05:30 |
"Another warm body for my friend." |
| 00:05:31 |
- You should have done. |
| 00:05:33 |
That's fine. All done. Can you put |
| 00:05:35 |
WOMAN 1: Hello. How are we today? |
| 00:05:47 |
Come on, old man! |
| 00:05:53 |
(HUMMING) |
| 00:06:20 |
IAN: Thank Christ you're here. |
| 00:06:24 |
Horrible, horrible, foul |
| 00:06:30 |
What an upset. |
| 00:06:33 |
Was the bath too cold |
| 00:06:36 |
- Was the fish overcooked? |
| 00:06:41 |
I'd have been lucky to get a fish finger |
| 00:06:43 |
inserted into my rectum. |
| 00:06:47 |
- Good God! |
| 00:06:49 |
What's gone wrong? |
| 00:06:50 |
It's hardly been 24 hours, |
| 00:07:10 |
- Shouldn't you be getting ready? |
| 00:07:12 |
The theater. |
| 00:07:15 |
Oh, God, yes. |
| 00:07:17 |
Yes. Let's leave immediately. |
| 00:07:22 |
I'll just change. |
| 00:07:28 |
Let's hope it's a long play. |
| 00:07:32 |
You've never said that before. |
| 00:08:07 |
I'm Maurice. |
| 00:08:12 |
Maurice. |
| 00:08:15 |
You? |
| 00:08:18 |
Can I? |
| 00:08:21 |
You will find I usually |
| 00:08:28 |
I like whiskey with a whisker of water. |
| 00:08:31 |
No more than a whisker, mind you. |
| 00:08:36 |
It's called "drowning." |
| 00:08:40 |
Drowning. |
| 00:08:43 |
Do you know how to mix drinks? |
| 00:08:46 |
Once acquired, |
| 00:08:50 |
Like typing. |
| 00:09:00 |
(MAN CHATTERING ON TV) |
| 00:09:01 |
So, what are you doing? |
| 00:09:06 |
- In London, I mean. |
| 00:09:10 |
- What sort of work? |
| 00:09:14 |
- You know, work. |
| 00:09:19 |
Any particular kind? |
| 00:09:21 |
- Modeling. |
| 00:09:25 |
- Call for what? |
| 00:09:26 |
Not yodeling! Yodeling? |
| 00:09:36 |
You know anyone |
| 00:09:38 |
Yes. I know everyone. |
| 00:09:44 |
Do you have a fallback position? |
| 00:09:47 |
No. |
| 00:09:49 |
- No, I don't need one. |
| 00:09:51 |
- Are you saying I do? |
| 00:09:56 |
- No. |
| 00:10:05 |
I'm thirsty now. Can I have a beer? |
| 00:10:10 |
- What did he say? |
| 00:10:18 |
Oh! |
| 00:10:32 |
(CLEARS THROAT) |
| 00:10:36 |
MAURICE: Lan? |
| 00:10:44 |
MAURICE: It won't be as good as |
| 00:10:46 |
but it will be live. |
| 00:10:48 |
- Live? |
| 00:11:01 |
- Can't we go and see Lion King? |
| 00:11:06 |
WOMAN 1: Come on, you minger! |
| 00:11:09 |
Oh, God! |
| 00:11:12 |
No! |
| 00:11:14 |
No, no! |
| 00:11:16 |
Stupid cunt. You're in the |
| 00:11:19 |
Come on. |
| 00:11:22 |
Don't make me stand here on my own, |
| 00:11:25 |
I can't stand it. |
| 00:11:27 |
- WOMAN 1: Come with us. |
| 00:11:32 |
WOMAN 2: Get a minder. |
| 00:11:34 |
I so loved you in the Dickens |
| 00:11:37 |
You noticed me? |
| 00:11:38 |
Don't be silly, of course I did. |
| 00:11:43 |
Thank you. |
| 00:11:45 |
- Jillian? |
| 00:11:52 |
- You're famous? |
| 00:11:55 |
- What's your name again? |
| 00:11:58 |
Maurice Russell. |
| 00:12:00 |
Oh, right. |
| 00:12:02 |
(BELL RINGING) |
| 00:12:05 |
Isn't it the end? |
| 00:12:07 |
It's never the end |
| 00:12:10 |
- Come on. |
| 00:12:13 |
- Yeah. |
| 00:12:18 |
(R&B MUSIC PLAYING) |
| 00:12:20 |
JESSIE: I'll have a Bacardi Breezer. |
| 00:12:24 |
MAURICE: What is it? |
| 00:12:27 |
MAURICE: Oh, good. |
| 00:12:30 |
Like wine? |
| 00:12:31 |
JESSIE: Is it? |
| 00:12:35 |
Getting on well with Uncle lan? |
| 00:12:37 |
- Do you know anything about fish? |
| 00:12:41 |
- You? |
| 00:12:44 |
- You could consult a book. |
| 00:12:48 |
Yeah, you know, two flaps of cardboard |
| 00:12:54 |
- Do you read a lot? |
| 00:13:01 |
That went down a treat. Another? |
| 00:13:10 |
- I'll let you get me one more. |
| 00:13:14 |
Excuse me. |
| 00:13:17 |
JESSIE: I think you're sweating on me. |
| 00:13:20 |
- I'm sure you've swallowed worse. |
| 00:13:25 |
JESSIE: I think I'm gonna be sick. |
| 00:14:10 |
Come on. Come on, Jessie. |
| 00:14:13 |
Nearly there. |
| 00:14:16 |
There you go. |
| 00:14:17 |
(EXCLAIMS) |
| 00:14:42 |
(BELL TINKLING) |
| 00:14:44 |
(MAURICE LAUGHING) |
| 00:14:50 |
MAURICE: Oh, fuck! Jesus! |
| 00:14:54 |
- Dad? Dad. Don't leave us. |
| 00:14:58 |
MAN: No. Goodbye. Goodbye. |
| 00:15:01 |
Goodbye, Dad. |
| 00:15:03 |
MAN 2: And cut. |
| 00:15:05 |
- Very good. |
| 00:15:22 |
- Are you okay? |
| 00:15:25 |
You can't die yet, Maurice, we haven't |
| 00:15:32 |
(CHUCKLING) |
| 00:15:36 |
Hello, mate. |
| 00:15:41 |
Here you are, Mr. Russell, |
| 00:15:42 |
Thanks, old chap. |
| 00:15:44 |
And may I take some of these cakes? |
| 00:15:47 |
Sure, why not? |
| 00:15:50 |
Thank you. |
| 00:16:09 |
I'm in such pain, dear, |
| 00:16:12 |
Yes, you do. |
| 00:16:14 |
Almost all of us want you to live. |
| 00:16:25 |
I have to have an operation. |
| 00:16:28 |
- What is it? |
| 00:16:31 |
- I'm sure it's just routine. |
| 00:16:36 |
You've always wanted |
| 00:16:40 |
These cakes are awfully nice. |
| 00:16:44 |
Action. |
| 00:16:48 |
Bravo. |
| 00:16:49 |
I've been at it like a dog all day. |
| 00:16:52 |
- What were you playing? |
| 00:16:55 |
Typecast again. |
| 00:16:56 |
(CHUCKLING) |
| 00:17:02 |
Here. I asked them for cash. |
| 00:17:06 |
Well, not all of it. |
| 00:17:09 |
Please, take it. |
| 00:17:11 |
Put it towards the boiler, |
| 00:17:17 |
The whole thing's useless. |
| 00:17:22 |
It's all got to be replaced, Maurice, |
| 00:17:26 |
- The man came yesterday. |
| 00:17:32 |
Over the years, |
| 00:17:37 |
- I haven't forgotten. |
| 00:17:40 |
Can't the children contribute? |
| 00:17:42 |
Can't we look after ourselves |
| 00:17:59 |
(EXCLAIMING) |
| 00:18:01 |
- Sammy's gone. |
| 00:18:02 |
- Yeah. |
| 00:18:04 |
Big picture of him here |
| 00:18:07 |
- Another one down. |
| 00:18:12 |
I wonder how many lines I'll get? |
| 00:18:16 |
A paragraph. |
| 00:18:20 |
Lo, here comes Caesar. |
| 00:18:22 |
And moving rather rapidly |
| 00:18:23 |
for someone who's just picked up |
| 00:18:27 |
Oh, God. |
| 00:18:29 |
- Hello, love. |
| 00:18:31 |
Thank Christ she's asleep now. |
| 00:18:34 |
She's drunk all my best Stoli |
| 00:18:37 |
She even put away the Drambuie |
| 00:18:43 |
God, no? |
| 00:18:45 |
I bought this lovely bit |
| 00:18:48 |
but she didn't know what to do with it. |
| 00:18:49 |
Dear Jesus. |
| 00:18:50 |
Her notion of cooking is to stick a plate |
| 00:18:57 |
- Well, can't you call the police? |
| 00:19:00 |
Oh, or just kill them, kill the young. |
| 00:19:02 |
Exterminate their disgusting happiness |
| 00:19:05 |
This is not fucking funny! |
| 00:19:10 |
I could die at any moment. |
| 00:19:12 |
- Why doesn't she just go back home? |
| 00:19:16 |
I wept more than Antigone. |
| 00:19:18 |
I said I'd pay for the taxi |
| 00:19:22 |
Martha said there is no job |
| 00:19:25 |
There must be some demand |
| 00:19:28 |
Yeah, I mean, even in the country |
| 00:19:33 |
- What? What? |
| 00:19:34 |
You can learn a lot from the television. |
| 00:19:35 |
Look, the fact is |
| 00:19:39 |
But to unleash her on us like this, |
| 00:19:42 |
- Maliciously. |
| 00:19:44 |
- It's pure evil. |
| 00:19:46 |
- Evil. |
| 00:19:49 |
What? What? |
| 00:19:53 |
- Let's think about this collectively. |
| 00:19:57 |
- Thank you. |
| 00:19:59 |
Oh, please, Maurice, |
| 00:20:02 |
and you're resourceful. Help me. |
| 00:20:05 |
You couldn't have come |
| 00:20:07 |
A scientist of the female heart. |
| 00:20:10 |
- A professor of pussy. |
| 00:20:12 |
Fucking shut it, Donald! |
| 00:20:16 |
"Fucking shut it, Donald! |
| 00:20:19 |
- Fucking shut it. |
| 00:20:22 |
(KNOCKING ON DOOR) |
| 00:20:26 |
- He's at doctors. |
| 00:20:29 |
What? |
| 00:20:30 |
MAURICE: After scouring the earth |
| 00:20:33 |
I'm here to announce |
| 00:20:36 |
- Liar. |
| 00:20:41 |
- You've done that? |
| 00:20:44 |
- I said you could rely on me. |
| 00:20:47 |
Do you think I'll get to keep them |
| 00:20:49 |
- I'm not sure about that. |
| 00:20:52 |
There's no actual clothes involved. |
| 00:20:56 |
What? None at all? |
| 00:20:58 |
No. Not as such. No. |
| 00:21:03 |
No clothes. None at all. |
| 00:21:06 |
You're having me do a porno? |
| 00:21:08 |
I'm not letting anyone l know |
| 00:21:10 |
- It's not like that. |
| 00:21:11 |
- You'll see. |
| 00:21:14 |
I am shocked, Jessie, |
| 00:21:17 |
I am a respectable and respected man. |
| 00:21:18 |
Oh, yeah, right. |
| 00:21:20 |
"Chuffs and bumps." |
| 00:21:23 |
- Now you're thinking about it! |
| 00:21:26 |
- You think about summat else. |
| 00:21:29 |
Jesus. |
| 00:21:37 |
Well, when do I start? |
| 00:21:41 |
Don't keep touching me! |
| 00:21:44 |
MAURICE: For a moment there |
| 00:21:46 |
That's no reason to cling on. |
| 00:21:48 |
Just let yourself fall to the ground |
| 00:21:51 |
MAURICE: Thank you. |
| 00:22:02 |
I can't do it |
| 00:22:04 |
You've got to be professional, my dear. |
| 00:22:06 |
- But I'm nervous. |
| 00:22:08 |
- I am frightened, okay? |
| 00:22:14 |
- what? |
| 00:22:26 |
Thank you and goodnight. |
| 00:23:14 |
Everything all right? |
| 00:23:16 |
MAURICE: You won't be able |
| 00:23:18 |
and let people look at you. |
| 00:23:20 |
It's the human form, as it is, |
| 00:23:26 |
Oh, yeah? |
| 00:23:29 |
What would your mother say? |
| 00:23:31 |
She says if I weren't born, |
| 00:23:36 |
JESSIE: Is this it? |
| 00:23:51 |
There. |
| 00:23:54 |
You see? |
| 00:23:57 |
- Is her name Venus? |
| 00:24:00 |
Venus is a goddess. |
| 00:24:02 |
Accompanied by Eros, |
| 00:24:04 |
she creates love and desire |
| 00:24:07 |
leading often |
| 00:24:11 |
The usual shit. |
| 00:24:15 |
For most men, |
| 00:24:17 |
a woman's body is the |
| 00:24:23 |
What's the most beautiful thing |
| 00:24:27 |
Do you know? |
| 00:24:30 |
Her first child. |
| 00:24:38 |
Are you all right? |
| 00:24:39 |
JESSIE: I'm not doing any more |
| 00:24:42 |
MAURICE: The model for Venus |
| 00:24:44 |
that's what caused all the fuss. |
| 00:24:47 |
JESSIE: Do a bit then. |
| 00:24:49 |
- MAURICE: Now? |
| 00:24:54 |
"Is this a dagger which I see before me, |
| 00:25:00 |
"Come, let me clutch thee: |
| 00:25:02 |
"I have thee not, |
| 00:25:04 |
- Now, tell me, who wrote that? |
| 00:25:08 |
Really? |
| 00:25:10 |
All right then, smart-arse, |
| 00:25:13 |
"I should be so lucky, |
| 00:25:17 |
"L should be so lucky." |
| 00:25:18 |
Well? Who wrote it? |
| 00:25:21 |
- Not a clue. |
| 00:25:25 |
JESSIE: Hey, |
| 00:25:31 |
MAURICE: |
| 00:25:38 |
It always calms me. |
| 00:25:44 |
Shall we go to the seaside, Venus? |
| 00:25:47 |
I'd rather go to Topshop. |
| 00:25:49 |
(CHUCKLING) |
| 00:25:51 |
I'll take you to lunch. |
| 00:25:53 |
JESSIE: Take me somewhere posh. |
| 00:25:55 |
JESSIE: I want to meet someone |
| 00:26:01 |
Who are these bastards? |
| 00:26:02 |
Some of these arseholes |
| 00:26:06 |
- For what? |
| 00:26:09 |
- You have a laugh at me, don't you? |
| 00:26:11 |
- I'll get you back. |
| 00:26:12 |
Don't you worry. |
| 00:26:21 |
MAURICE: Keep still. |
| 00:26:23 |
- It's not surgery. |
| 00:26:30 |
Got it. A palpable hit. |
| 00:26:33 |
But where has the little fucker gone? |
| 00:26:35 |
Who cares? It's free now. |
| 00:26:36 |
I can't have my home |
| 00:26:40 |
Oh, God. |
| 00:26:43 |
They're around your fucking neck. |
| 00:26:46 |
Oh, thank you. |
| 00:26:50 |
Where's that bastard toenail? |
| 00:26:52 |
(EX CLAIMS) |
| 00:26:53 |
There's the little fucker. |
| 00:26:58 |
How's Valerie? |
| 00:26:59 |
Phoning me continuously |
| 00:27:02 |
You're her husband. |
| 00:27:04 |
- Am I? |
| 00:27:06 |
You did one of your runners, |
| 00:27:10 |
Did I? |
| 00:27:12 |
But I never wanted to be independent. |
| 00:27:15 |
I love it. |
| 00:27:20 |
I am about to die |
| 00:27:27 |
You have been loved, though, Maurice. |
| 00:27:31 |
- You've been adored. |
| 00:27:35 |
And so have you, lan, a little bit. |
| 00:27:40 |
Except you didn't always notice it. |
| 00:27:46 |
God, my bloody back! |
| 00:27:51 |
No, you can't cling to me like this, lan, |
| 00:27:55 |
Put me on my feet then, |
| 00:27:58 |
You're on your feet. |
| 00:28:00 |
- Oh. Yeah, well, thank you. |
| 00:28:04 |
(BOTH HUMMING) |
| 00:28:19 |
To keep the little minx away from you, |
| 00:28:22 |
I'm going to sacrifice my day |
| 00:28:25 |
- Marvelous. |
| 00:28:29 |
- Done. |
| 00:28:32 |
I need to lie down. |
| 00:28:36 |
I'm going to have a pre-nap nap. |
| 00:28:38 |
- Where is she? |
| 00:28:42 |
Are you absolutely certain? |
| 00:28:44 |
There will be no sign of life |
| 00:29:02 |
Don't do that. |
| 00:29:08 |
Coming with me today? |
| 00:29:14 |
You want me to? |
| 00:29:23 |
Okay. |
| 00:29:25 |
Get up then. |
| 00:29:28 |
I haven't got anything to wear. |
| 00:29:30 |
I can't think of anything more enraging, |
| 00:30:06 |
- If you try and look at me, I'll... |
| 00:30:09 |
I am losing the will to live, Venus. |
| 00:30:12 |
I'll rip your eyes out |
| 00:30:26 |
JESSIE: Does it suit me? |
| 00:30:29 |
Yes. |
| 00:30:32 |
Oh, yes. |
| 00:30:35 |
In what way? |
| 00:30:37 |
In all possible ways. |
| 00:30:40 |
It goes with your... |
| 00:30:45 |
- what? |
| 00:30:50 |
I'm not wearing nail varnish. |
| 00:30:54 |
It's beautiful. |
| 00:31:04 |
WOMAN: Next? |
| 00:31:06 |
Hello there. It's lovely, isn't it? |
| 00:31:09 |
Maurice, thank you. |
| 00:31:12 |
How will you be paying, sir? |
| 00:31:14 |
Oh, yes, right. |
| 00:31:26 |
- What's that? |
| 00:31:30 |
Oh, my God! |
| 00:31:32 |
Otherwise, I'm afraid, I've only got a 20. |
| 00:31:37 |
Next? |
| 00:31:40 |
Jessie? |
| 00:31:43 |
Jessie! |
| 00:31:47 |
You humiliated me! |
| 00:31:49 |
(MAURICE GROANING) |
| 00:31:50 |
- That will teach you! |
| 00:31:54 |
I never wanna see you again! |
| 00:32:26 |
- You ready? |
| 00:32:28 |
- Will it hurt? |
| 00:32:32 |
NURSE: Come on now. |
| 00:32:34 |
Now this might be a bit cold. |
| 00:32:35 |
(MAURICE EX CLAIMING) |
| 00:32:37 |
It's all right. |
| 00:32:40 |
Now just relax. |
| 00:32:43 |
MAURICE: Jesus! |
| 00:32:44 |
Everything all right here? |
| 00:32:48 |
There's a strong chance |
| 00:32:50 |
But you won't be dead |
| 00:32:53 |
Okay, let's get him to theater. |
| 00:32:59 |
PORTER: Here we go. |
| 00:33:06 |
- IAN: Why didn't you tell me? |
| 00:33:11 |
I didn't want to think about it. |
| 00:33:14 |
I hate sympathy. |
| 00:33:16 |
But you wouldn't have got any from me. |
| 00:33:19 |
- I know. You're a true friend. |
| 00:33:24 |
How's the nurse? |
| 00:33:26 |
It's agony. I told her to be on her way. |
| 00:33:31 |
- Where will she go? |
| 00:33:36 |
They always need people in Africa, |
| 00:33:41 |
It hardly seems won'th going home. |
| 00:33:58 |
Why not? I am a free man! |
| 00:34:00 |
We just wouldn't recommend it, |
| 00:34:01 |
Not for someone so soon |
| 00:34:02 |
Why don't you wait to see the doctor? |
| 00:34:04 |
Because there are people |
| 00:34:06 |
- Well, can't they come here? |
| 00:34:24 |
- Hello. |
| 00:34:27 |
- It's you. |
| 00:34:34 |
Why didn't you tell me |
| 00:34:36 |
I didn't want to cheer you up. |
| 00:34:39 |
Here. |
| 00:34:44 |
- Free at last. |
| 00:34:48 |
What? |
| 00:34:49 |
I'm glad, you know. |
| 00:35:04 |
Well, well, well. |
| 00:35:08 |
Do you think Jessie |
| 00:35:11 |
(MAN SINGING ON TV) |
| 00:35:11 |
I wouldn't let her near my body |
| 00:35:15 |
- No. |
| 00:35:19 |
- Cologne. |
| 00:35:22 |
Get rid of it! It's making me vertiginous! |
| 00:35:25 |
JESSIE: Drinks, gentlemen? |
| 00:35:29 |
This is unusual, Jessie. |
| 00:35:33 |
Are you on ketamine, |
| 00:35:38 |
- Very good, Uncle. |
| 00:35:41 |
Right. |
| 00:35:43 |
- I can't see. |
| 00:35:45 |
- I can't see. Put it somewhere else. |
| 00:35:48 |
Somewhere else. There. |
| 00:35:53 |
- God, I can't breathe! |
| 00:35:57 |
I can't get through to you otherwise! |
| 00:35:59 |
- Oh, no. No. |
| 00:36:02 |
Oh, God! |
| 00:36:04 |
Thank you. |
| 00:36:05 |
Everyone knows |
| 00:36:08 |
You like milk. |
| 00:36:10 |
I've told you, only on my cereal. |
| 00:36:15 |
You like it in your hot chocolate. |
| 00:36:17 |
- What? |
| 00:36:21 |
God! I'm exhausted, I really am. |
| 00:36:26 |
Nuts, anyone? |
| 00:36:30 |
Bloody nuts! God. |
| 00:36:34 |
I can't wait to get back to work. |
| 00:36:38 |
- Really? |
| 00:36:42 |
I've cornered the market there. |
| 00:36:44 |
If I don't get anything, |
| 00:36:46 |
- That shouldn't take long. |
| 00:36:53 |
What do you do to her at your age? |
| 00:36:58 |
It's a very difficult thing. |
| 00:37:03 |
Yeah? |
| 00:37:06 |
- I'll make you a cup of tea. |
| 00:37:11 |
MAN: You're like a little fairy. |
| 00:37:34 |
I will die soon, Venus. |
| 00:37:38 |
Can I touch your hand? |
| 00:37:40 |
That's one chat up line I haven't heard. |
| 00:37:42 |
- I'm impotent, of course. |
| 00:37:47 |
But I can still take a theoretical interest. |
| 00:37:55 |
- Have you been thinking about me? |
| 00:38:02 |
What did you think about me? |
| 00:38:05 |
I saw your body. |
| 00:38:10 |
Which part? |
| 00:38:13 |
Your hair. |
| 00:38:16 |
Your feet. |
| 00:38:18 |
Your legs, your behind, your eyes. |
| 00:38:23 |
- My eyes? |
| 00:38:27 |
Your cunt. |
| 00:38:34 |
Oh, shut up. |
| 00:38:45 |
You can touch my hand. |
| 00:39:17 |
Only with your fingers. |
| 00:39:20 |
Anything else will make me vomitous. |
| 00:39:27 |
Can I ask you, |
| 00:39:30 |
have you ever been in love before? |
| 00:39:45 |
I can do it. L want to do it. |
| 00:39:52 |
Thank you. But l will need a big car. |
| 00:39:57 |
Yeah, an enormous fucker. |
| 00:40:02 |
- You must be really famous. |
| 00:40:08 |
It's a really important role. |
| 00:40:10 |
The linchpin of the story. |
| 00:40:13 |
Yep, it's also a speaking part. |
| 00:40:15 |
(PUT YO UR RECORDS ON |
| 00:40:18 |
I'll explain everything to you |
| 00:40:21 |
I think you should work in films. |
| 00:40:24 |
- Do you? |
| 00:40:28 |
Hey, can we open the roof? |
| 00:40:48 |
This is wicked! |
| 00:40:52 |
Turn it up, my man! |
| 00:40:55 |
More volume. |
| 00:41:36 |
You will see how fickle men are in love, |
| 00:41:41 |
I will not believe it |
| 00:41:44 |
They come. |
| 00:41:48 |
- You were in love with another? |
| 00:41:50 |
But my body cannot do |
| 00:41:56 |
You see that when it comes to love, |
| 00:42:06 |
MAN: And cut. |
| 00:42:08 |
WOMAN: End board. |
| 00:42:10 |
Are you okay, Maurice? |
| 00:42:12 |
It's hot. These clothes are heavy. |
| 00:42:23 |
MAN 1: Barry. Barry? |
| 00:42:34 |
MAN 1: All right, well, let's... |
| 00:42:35 |
we're gonna have to move on, |
| 00:42:36 |
MAN 2: All right, that's fine, cool. |
| 00:42:38 |
MAN 1: Let's give him |
| 00:42:40 |
Thank you. |
| 00:42:43 |
Okay. |
| 00:42:50 |
Ready. |
| 00:42:54 |
"I am sorry, my love, |
| 00:42:59 |
"I am not the man to make you happy |
| 00:43:03 |
(wOMAN SOBBING) |
| 00:43:14 |
Oh, sure. Sure. |
| 00:43:20 |
How does she do it? |
| 00:43:21 |
- I'm sure you could. |
| 00:43:26 |
- It's brilliant. I could never do that. |
| 00:43:34 |
- Am I not? |
| 00:43:36 |
Now you've upset me. |
| 00:43:39 |
- Sorry. |
| 00:43:40 |
My dear, |
| 00:43:50 |
- What is that? |
| 00:43:52 |
- Oh, my God! |
| 00:43:55 |
I don't want it on my shoes. |
| 00:43:56 |
- You're always dripping, Maurice. |
| 00:43:58 |
There's always bits of you |
| 00:44:00 |
(KNOCKING ON DOOR) |
| 00:44:01 |
Pass me that towel. |
| 00:44:09 |
Come in. |
| 00:44:11 |
- You asked for cash? |
| 00:44:17 |
I wonder if the shops are open. |
| 00:44:22 |
JESSIE: Do you think they'll suit me? |
| 00:44:25 |
Let me look at your ears. |
| 00:44:28 |
Perfect. |
| 00:44:29 |
- Don't touch. |
| 00:44:34 |
Come on. |
| 00:44:36 |
Have you got the bloody money |
| 00:44:38 |
Oh, yes. Tons of it. I've got a pocketful. |
| 00:44:59 |
I think I'm gonna wear these tonight. |
| 00:45:06 |
Venus, |
| 00:45:10 |
you look like a movie star. |
| 00:45:34 |
Is there an old man odor? |
| 00:45:38 |
Not so much this evening. |
| 00:45:41 |
I wonder why. |
| 00:45:46 |
You can kiss my shoulders. |
| 00:45:49 |
Can I? |
| 00:45:51 |
Three kisses. |
| 00:46:06 |
Three, I said! |
| 00:46:07 |
And no licking and burping, |
| 00:46:11 |
(CHUCKLING) |
| 00:46:15 |
- Oh, you please me. |
| 00:46:28 |
(GROANING) |
| 00:46:31 |
Steady, steady. |
| 00:46:36 |
I'm just out of intensive care. |
| 00:46:44 |
You ask for it, Maurice. |
| 00:46:46 |
You know you do, |
| 00:46:55 |
Don't you believe in anything, |
| 00:47:02 |
Pleasure, I like. |
| 00:47:05 |
I've tried to give pleasure. |
| 00:47:09 |
That's all I'd recommend to anyone. |
| 00:47:14 |
You've made me sticky |
| 00:47:17 |
I think I'll have a bath. |
| 00:47:21 |
Well, well. |
| 00:47:25 |
I'll run it for you. |
| 00:47:34 |
This other man, |
| 00:47:38 |
the other man who loved you, |
| 00:47:40 |
was he not kind to you? |
| 00:47:43 |
JESSIE: He was kind, for a time. |
| 00:47:49 |
He promised me things. |
| 00:47:51 |
He bought me stuff. |
| 00:47:55 |
We had champagne |
| 00:48:01 |
Then you got pregnant. |
| 00:48:05 |
- Does everyone know? |
| 00:48:16 |
Then... |
| 00:48:20 |
Then he stopped being kind. |
| 00:48:24 |
He went the other way. |
| 00:48:27 |
A long way that way. |
| 00:48:34 |
He were engaged. |
| 00:48:37 |
I didn't know. |
| 00:48:42 |
It wasn't a miscarriage. |
| 00:48:47 |
My mum called it that. |
| 00:48:53 |
It were an abortion. |
| 00:48:58 |
And she made me. |
| 00:49:01 |
Terrible. |
| 00:49:04 |
Yeah. |
| 00:49:06 |
Yeah. |
| 00:49:18 |
"Shall I compare thee |
| 00:49:21 |
"Thou art more lovely |
| 00:49:26 |
"Rough winds do shake |
| 00:49:29 |
"And summer's lease |
| 00:49:34 |
"Sometime too hot the eye |
| 00:49:37 |
"And often |
| 00:49:41 |
"And every fair from fair |
| 00:49:46 |
"By chance, or nature's |
| 00:49:51 |
"But thy eternal summer shall not fade, |
| 00:49:56 |
"Nor lose possession |
| 00:49:59 |
"Nor shall death brag |
| 00:50:03 |
"when in eternal lines to time |
| 00:50:09 |
"So long as men can breathe, |
| 00:50:14 |
"So long lives this, |
| 00:50:28 |
Venus? |
| 00:50:40 |
Thank you. |
| 00:50:42 |
You look wonderful. |
| 00:50:45 |
Luminous. |
| 00:50:46 |
Bright. |
| 00:50:50 |
- Startling. |
| 00:50:59 |
- That story I told you. |
| 00:51:04 |
- You don't think I'm low, do you? |
| 00:51:08 |
MAURICE: Let's have dinner. |
| 00:51:13 |
What a shame. |
| 00:51:16 |
- Anywhere nice? |
| 00:51:20 |
- Alone? |
| 00:51:24 |
Jolly good. |
| 00:51:27 |
- Which boy? |
| 00:51:30 |
Of course. |
| 00:51:33 |
You can go to the party for an hour |
| 00:51:38 |
- It's an all-night party. |
| 00:51:42 |
- How will you stay up all night? |
| 00:51:47 |
- Uncle lan will worry. |
| 00:51:50 |
I think he'll be pleased to get rid of me. |
| 00:51:54 |
- He thinks I'm horrible. |
| 00:51:57 |
But I like you, Venus. I like you. |
| 00:52:01 |
I love you. |
| 00:52:06 |
Bye. |
| 00:52:08 |
Can we meet tomorrow? |
| 00:52:10 |
Yeah, okay. |
| 00:52:15 |
Thanks for the earrings. |
| 00:53:04 |
(BANGING ON DOOR) |
| 00:53:09 |
- Hello. |
| 00:53:12 |
Have I forgotten? Did I invite you? |
| 00:53:14 |
No, I invited you |
| 00:53:20 |
Did you? |
| 00:53:23 |
Good God. |
| 00:53:30 |
VALERIE: Maurice. |
| 00:53:31 |
Maurice, quickly! |
| 00:53:34 |
Why do you keep shouting |
| 00:53:37 |
You're on TV. Look, look. |
| 00:53:41 |
(PEOPLE SPEAKING ON TV) |
| 00:53:43 |
Oh, Christ! |
| 00:53:46 |
Oh, how handsome you were. |
| 00:53:51 |
- And there's that woman... |
| 00:53:54 |
...who took you away from us. |
| 00:53:57 |
It's burning. |
| 00:53:59 |
- You will burn, Maurice. |
| 00:54:03 |
MAURICE ON TV: |
| 00:54:06 |
It's very good. |
| 00:54:16 |
You were a good mother. |
| 00:54:20 |
I rather left you holding the baby, |
| 00:54:23 |
You did do that. |
| 00:54:28 |
I can see |
| 00:54:32 |
That you put your own pleasure first? |
| 00:54:40 |
I did love you. |
| 00:54:44 |
For a time. |
| 00:54:47 |
And for the rest of the time, |
| 00:54:50 |
- Please, no. No, don't. |
| 00:54:54 |
You don't have to. I don't want it. |
| 00:55:00 |
It's my goodbye to you. |
| 00:55:03 |
Why, where are you going? |
| 00:55:16 |
- We won't live forever. |
| 00:57:18 |
IAN: You looked rather forlorn. |
| 00:57:21 |
MAURICE: |
| 00:57:24 |
There are no pockets in a shroud. |
| 00:57:29 |
IAN: Oh, God, it's a long way up, eh? |
| 00:57:38 |
MAURICE: '57, I first saw you. |
| 00:57:42 |
MAURICE: |
| 00:57:44 |
Strapping? Yeah, sounds like me. |
| 00:57:47 |
The Ophelia |
| 00:57:50 |
You wore a kilt, if I'm not mistaken. |
| 00:57:54 |
Bloody Peter Hall. |
| 00:57:57 |
(CHUCKLING) |
| 00:58:02 |
I love this horrible place. |
| 00:58:06 |
It reminds me |
| 00:58:15 |
Another large one? |
| 00:58:19 |
Hmm. |
| 00:58:20 |
Yes. |
| 00:58:27 |
- Come on. |
| 00:58:28 |
- I've got a good idea. |
| 00:58:33 |
- What? |
| 00:58:34 |
- What? |
| 00:58:39 |
IAN: Shit. |
| 00:58:42 |
Oh, God. |
| 00:58:45 |
You must protect the old man. |
| 00:59:05 |
MAURICE: Boris Karloff. |
| 00:59:07 |
He was a sweetie, apparently. |
| 00:59:11 |
MAURICE: Mr. Pratt. |
| 00:59:14 |
Robert Shaw. Richard Beckinsale. |
| 00:59:20 |
IAN: They're running out of room here. |
| 00:59:25 |
Luckily lan isn't a long name. |
| 00:59:34 |
(CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING) |
| 00:59:46 |
- Shall we? |
| 01:00:37 |
(KNOCKING ON DOOR) |
| 01:01:18 |
I'm sorry I didn't come to meet you. |
| 01:01:22 |
You can smell my neck. |
| 01:01:25 |
- I can? |
| 01:01:29 |
No kissing. |
| 01:01:34 |
I understand. |
| 01:02:01 |
- You like to do this, don't you? |
| 01:02:06 |
- Maurice? |
| 01:02:10 |
- I want something. |
| 01:02:15 |
I'm sure it's something |
| 01:02:18 |
- For how long? |
| 01:02:29 |
- Why don't we move things on a little? |
| 01:02:36 |
- I want to give you a treat. |
| 01:02:39 |
- I want to cheer you up. |
| 01:02:46 |
- How? |
| 01:03:32 |
Thanks, Maurice. |
| 01:04:17 |
Sit, please. Sit. |
| 01:04:20 |
Thank you. |
| 01:04:39 |
You insult me. |
| 01:04:41 |
On the contrary, |
| 01:04:45 |
- How so? |
| 01:04:49 |
Answer me. |
| 01:04:50 |
Don't tempt me, |
| 01:04:53 |
Yes, you're easily tempted, |
| 01:04:57 |
I've been questioning |
| 01:05:02 |
in search of the facts. |
| 01:05:04 |
- You begged me to find her work. |
| 01:05:09 |
Jessie is a shy, provincial girl. |
| 01:05:13 |
To take advantage |
| 01:05:17 |
to take her to drinking establishments, |
| 01:05:22 |
- She plied me. |
| 01:05:27 |
Yes, well, did you buy these? |
| 01:05:32 |
These? |
| 01:05:35 |
IAN: Hmm? |
| 01:05:36 |
This is ridiculous. |
| 01:05:37 |
She said you paid for her |
| 01:05:42 |
- Did you? |
| 01:05:44 |
It was a small snake. |
| 01:05:46 |
Well, well, well. |
| 01:05:47 |
You never welcomed her. |
| 01:05:50 |
That is a lie! |
| 01:05:51 |
Now, hang on, lan, old man. |
| 01:05:55 |
you did have one or two little |
| 01:05:58 |
How dare you? |
| 01:06:00 |
You handed her that halibut |
| 01:06:03 |
To what? To cook it? |
| 01:06:06 |
That's all. |
| 01:06:10 |
But to be so desperate, |
| 01:06:15 |
Now you strike me! |
| 01:06:16 |
Maurice, please. |
| 01:06:18 |
They bring us croissants |
| 01:06:20 |
Did you see? I have been struck! |
| 01:06:22 |
Get some sense into your thick skull |
| 01:06:25 |
You venomous rat! A dying man. |
| 01:06:28 |
- A bloody fool, too! |
| 01:06:31 |
- Oh, come on. |
| 01:06:33 |
Come on, |
| 01:06:36 |
- He hit me again! Did you see that? |
| 01:06:38 |
- What is this, catheters at dawn? |
| 01:06:40 |
I'm going to have to bar |
| 01:06:42 |
- IAN: He started it! |
| 01:06:44 |
- Yes! |
| 01:06:46 |
MAURICE: All right, I'm going. |
| 01:06:50 |
- IAN: Get out of here! Get out! |
| 01:07:05 |
(KNOCKING ON DOOR) |
| 01:07:16 |
Hiya. |
| 01:07:25 |
Can we come in? |
| 01:08:00 |
Go on, ask him. |
| 01:08:12 |
Maurice? |
| 01:08:16 |
Do you want to go for a little walk? |
| 01:08:20 |
Exercise is good for some people, |
| 01:08:30 |
(MAURICE MUTTERING) |
| 01:08:40 |
(PEOPLE TALKING) |
| 01:08:43 |
(PEOPLE LAUGHING) |
| 01:08:45 |
(PEOPLE CHEERING) |
| 01:09:23 |
(HORSE NEIGHING) |
| 01:09:34 |
(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING) |
| 01:09:36 |
MAURICE: |
| 01:09:40 |
"To be or not to be, |
| 01:10:01 |
No! No! Out! |
| 01:10:06 |
Out! Out! |
| 01:10:08 |
- Out! Out! |
| 01:10:13 |
I ain't finished yet. |
| 01:10:15 |
All right, keep your hair on! |
| 01:10:27 |
You invited us in, old man. |
| 01:10:30 |
Come on, let's go. |
| 01:10:35 |
And you are a dirty, dirty, old man. |
| 01:10:40 |
And you are on your way. |
| 01:10:45 |
- BO Y: Oh, no, not the stick! |
| 01:10:46 |
I'm really frightened, Granddad. |
| 01:10:53 |
Come on! Just leave the fucking door! |
| 01:10:56 |
Come on. Stop fucking pissing... |
| 01:10:58 |
- My fucking head is fucking hurting! |
| 01:11:01 |
BOY: What's your fucking problem? |
| 01:11:02 |
JESSIE: You stupid bastard, |
| 01:11:39 |
JESSIE: Maurice! |
| 01:11:42 |
Maurice! |
| 01:11:47 |
Maurice! Open the door, Maurice! |
| 01:11:50 |
(JESSIE SOBBING) |
| 01:12:03 |
Are you responsible for this? |
| 01:12:06 |
Hmm? |
| 01:12:11 |
Apparently there was an intruder, |
| 01:12:14 |
- He was knocked down. |
| 01:12:16 |
POLICEMAN: Well, |
| 01:12:18 |
and all he could say was, |
| 01:12:21 |
He's a white male, in his early 70s. |
| 01:12:24 |
- Romeo, Uniform, Sierra, Sierra... |
| 01:12:27 |
If the worst comes to the worst, |
| 01:12:30 |
He can't stay here alone. |
| 01:12:35 |
Hi. |
| 01:12:36 |
I'm having some trouble getting a bed. |
| 01:12:40 |
- Are you... |
| 01:12:43 |
I could die at any moment myself. |
| 01:12:46 |
I've got chronic anxiety, |
| 01:12:51 |
Yeah, okay. Right. |
| 01:12:53 |
MAURICE: Venus. |
| 01:12:59 |
Venus. |
| 01:13:01 |
Who the hell is Venus? |
| 01:13:05 |
I am. |
| 01:13:07 |
He wants to see you. |
| 01:13:11 |
Her? |
| 01:13:14 |
Yes. |
| 01:13:42 |
I'm sorry. |
| 01:13:46 |
Please, forgive me. |
| 01:13:51 |
Let it go, Maurice. |
| 01:13:54 |
I'll do anything. |
| 01:13:59 |
Please. |
| 01:14:01 |
I'll never be mean again. |
| 01:14:05 |
Sorry. |
| 01:14:09 |
JESSIE: I'm sorry. |
| 01:14:22 |
Maurice? |
| 01:14:25 |
Maurice? |
| 01:14:27 |
Can you hear me? |
| 01:14:30 |
Make a sign. |
| 01:14:33 |
Maurice? |
| 01:14:46 |
Look, Maurice. |
| 01:15:03 |
"Weary with toil, I haste me to my bed, |
| 01:15:07 |
"The dear repose |
| 01:15:12 |
"But then begins a journey |
| 01:15:18 |
What do you want? |
| 01:15:41 |
Well, they're coming |
| 01:15:44 |
But I've got you. |
| 01:15:47 |
- Maurice. |
| 01:15:53 |
Have you? |
| 01:17:28 |
(JESSIE GIGGLING) |
| 01:17:34 |
I knew you would enjoy yourself. |
| 01:17:43 |
I think we should go home now. |
| 01:17:47 |
A little longer. |
| 01:17:54 |
JESSIE: Are you tired? |
| 01:17:59 |
- What shall we do? |
| 01:18:03 |
JESSIE: Yeah. |
| 01:18:07 |
Will you take off my boots? |
| 01:18:12 |
- It's too cold, Maurice. |
| 01:18:17 |
It was always bloody cold. |
| 01:18:21 |
Will you? |
| 01:18:26 |
Yeah. |
| 01:18:55 |
(MAURICE LAUGHING) |
| 01:19:17 |
Now |
| 01:19:21 |
we can really talk. |
| 01:19:24 |
Yeah. |
| 01:19:32 |
(SNORING) |
| 01:19:35 |
Maurice? |
| 01:19:38 |
Maurice? |
| 01:19:41 |
Maurice? |
| 01:19:44 |
Maurice? |
| 01:19:46 |
No, Maurice. |
| 01:19:47 |
Maurice? |
| 01:19:49 |
Maurice, wake up! |
| 01:19:51 |
Wake up, Maurice. |
| 01:19:59 |
JESSIE: Excuse me, excuse me. |
| 01:20:02 |
I need to use your phone. |
| 01:20:05 |
I need to use your phone, please. |
| 01:20:07 |
Please? Please, |
| 01:20:10 |
I don't know what to do. |
| 01:20:11 |
I think he's dead. I think he's dead. |
| 01:21:02 |
- So it was you. |
| 01:21:09 |
I'm his wife. |
| 01:21:11 |
He was thinking about someone |
| 01:21:14 |
Don't feel awkward. Lan told me. |
| 01:21:19 |
Lan still won't talk to me. |
| 01:21:21 |
He thinks I did for Maurice, |
| 01:21:24 |
The paddling was marvelous, |
| 01:21:30 |
He really were a celebrity. |
| 01:21:32 |
When you die, |
| 01:21:37 |
What are you going to do? |
| 01:21:40 |
I'm not going home. |
| 01:21:45 |
And lan won't have me in the house. |
| 01:21:50 |
I've got somewhere |
| 01:22:22 |
WAITRESS: Here we go. |
| 01:22:24 |
Where's your friend? |
| 01:22:33 |
God, he was gorgeous. |
| 01:22:36 |
Yes, he was gorgeous. |
| 01:23:00 |
She wants to return these. |
| 01:23:04 |
Say thank you. |
| 01:23:14 |
She wants to know |
| 01:23:17 |
She says she's sorry. |
| 01:23:21 |
Tell her I'm not angry now. |
| 01:23:27 |
I just wasn't ready |
| 01:23:32 |
He says he's not angry... |
| 01:23:42 |
She says she'll come round tomorrow, |
| 01:23:44 |
She'll cook you some fish. |
| 01:23:49 |
Tell her |
| 01:23:53 |
we can cook the fish |
| 01:23:56 |
together. |
| 01:23:59 |
Are you sure |
| 01:24:00 |
- No, no. |
| 01:24:49 |
How many columns did he get? |
