Very Bad Things

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00:01:01 [Woman]: honey,
00:01:03 All the deposit
00:01:04 [Man]: yeah,
00:01:06 What do you mean,
00:01:09 I mean--what? I mean,
00:01:11 I think
00:01:12 The--the wedding
00:01:14 Sent it.
00:01:15 Ok, the photographer?
00:01:17 Ok, the hotel
00:01:19 Sent it.
00:01:20 Brought that one
00:01:21 Ok?
00:01:22 The tent and judge.
00:01:24 Uh, honey, the tent?
00:01:27 You forgot
00:01:29 I th--
00:01:30 Why? why would-- why did you
00:01:33 Why? I forgot.
00:01:34 You can't play around
00:01:36 You can't. You can't
00:01:38 I know. I've been
00:01:39 And believe me,
00:01:41 Kyle...
00:01:42 I have been doing all of
00:01:45 I know. I have been
00:01:47 I have done absolutely
00:01:49 Everything, everything,
00:01:50 I know.
00:01:51 Ok, everything has
00:01:53 Ok, I've been
00:01:56 I bet
00:01:58 The bachelor party
00:02:00 Ok...is that what this--
00:02:04 No!
00:02:05 Because we could
00:02:06 Let's go over it again.
00:02:07 No, It's ok.
00:02:08 No, I'm just saying
00:02:09 That those checks found their
00:02:11 That's all.
00:02:12 I wouldn't know.
00:02:13 It amazes me, you know,
00:02:15 How you and your little fun bunch
00:02:17 When it comes to
00:02:19 It's not--
00:02:20 It's them
00:02:22 And I'm sure that Boyd is the creative
00:02:25 Yeah, Boyd--Boyd's
00:02:27 Robert Boyd is a big
00:02:31 [banging, phone ringing]
00:02:33 Robert Boyd.
00:02:36 Tina...great, ok.
00:02:38 We're talking 5 guys.
00:02:40 Nice guys, Tina.
00:02:43 Yeah. well,
00:02:45 So you don't have
00:02:48 Hey! could you please
00:02:50 That's correct.
00:02:54 Could you hold on?
00:02:56 Could you please
00:02:58 We're just trying
00:03:00 Well, just stay off the property until
00:03:02 Why?
00:03:03 Because that's the way
00:03:05 Chop, chop.
00:03:15 So, it's 5 guys,
00:03:19 Anything else is extra.
00:03:20 Are you in?
00:03:22 It's just how I feel. I feel that,
00:03:24 You're going to have to reevaluate
00:03:27 Well...ok.
00:03:28 Specifically--
00:03:31 Charles Moore.
00:03:32 You don't like Moore?
00:03:34 I just don't see him
00:03:36 Ok...but realize,
00:03:37 I've known him since
00:03:40 Well, he's weird.
00:03:41 He's quiet.
00:03:42 He's weird.
00:03:43 Hon, he just
00:03:45 Why? I mean,
00:03:47 He never speaks!
00:03:49 Well, he's weird, Kyle,
00:03:51 I--I expect more
00:03:53 Yeah, ok, wh--
00:03:55 You are going to be
00:03:58 Like those guys on oprah who--
00:04:00 And have disgusting sex
00:04:02 And then they go ahead, and they
00:04:03 They say their vows
00:04:06 Of cheap hotel whore
00:04:07 That's absurd.
00:04:09 It's Vile, Kyle.
00:04:10 I've seen it on television.
00:04:11 What do you mean
00:04:12 I'm not going
00:04:13 With the cheap smell
00:04:15 I am not to be
00:04:17 I am a creature
00:04:18 I know that. I am a creature
00:04:20 And I will not--I
00:04:21 Do you understand me?
00:04:23 Is that too much to ask, Kyle?
00:04:25 You won't be common!
00:04:28 Honey, take it.
00:04:29 Are we going to eat,
00:04:31 Honey...
00:04:33 Do you love me?
00:04:35 of course I--
00:04:36 Of course I love you.
00:04:37 How much?
00:04:38 I love you
00:04:40 Kiss me.
00:04:45 [Man]: Look, it's just
00:04:47 Kyle: I don't know. She's just
00:04:49 It's insecurity, nut-gnawing
00:04:52 What does that mean?
00:04:53 It means
00:04:55 About what?
00:04:56 About--
00:04:57 Mike Berkow.
00:04:59 Just a second.
00:05:01 14.3. Thank you.
00:05:04 4-6...29.83...
00:05:06 at 9.
00:05:07 Look at him.
00:05:09 I'm amazed
00:05:10 Don't blow out of their
00:05:12 With all
00:05:13 In these
00:05:14 You know, I just--
00:05:16 Same alarm clock
00:05:18 Same two pops on
00:05:20 Same shower, towel, toothbrush,
00:05:23 Hair pump, gel spray.
00:05:25 Woman:
00:05:26 It's an epidemic,
00:05:27 You're getting
00:05:29 I'm not going to candy coat it.
00:05:30 It's an 18-wheel
00:05:32 That's going to crush every bone
00:05:34 Well, I'm not breathing
00:05:36 Course you're not.
00:05:37 I--I just start getting,
00:05:39 And then the next
00:05:41 I haven't breathed in, like--in two minutes.
00:05:42 Hey, hey, hey-- we're leaving from
00:05:45 If you want to come, you better get
00:05:47 All right,
00:05:48 No "first of all."
00:05:51 We were having
00:05:52 You never said
00:05:54 I'm sorry.
00:05:55 That's all right.
00:05:57 I know you'll be ready.
00:05:58 Ok. all right.
00:06:01 Look at that big, blind,
00:06:03 Well, he's your brother.
00:06:05 Freaks me out, man.
00:06:07 Panic junky,
00:06:09 I don't
00:06:10 [telephone rings]
00:06:12 We've got problems.
00:06:13 Problems?
00:06:14 Seating problems.
00:06:16 Ok, well, uh--
00:06:17 Ok, first they said
00:06:19 That we were supposed to have gold-trimmed,
00:06:22 And now they're
00:06:24 That there's some sort
00:06:26 And that now we can't
00:06:28 Ok, so what kind of seats
00:06:31 Nonpadded ones!
00:06:32 So what do
00:06:35 Well, you're going
00:06:36 Go down to where?
00:06:38 You're going
00:06:38 And you're going
00:06:39 Those chair people.
00:06:40 What--honey, I'm going
00:06:43 I need your help!
00:06:46 I'll call
00:06:48 Do you love me?
00:06:49 Do--more than I ever imagined I could
00:06:53 Straighten out
00:06:55 Ok, listen, we're
00:06:57 Why don't you come down
00:07:01 Maybe.
00:07:02 [Woman]: Timmy, Adam junior,
00:07:06 And notice how clean-cut
00:07:08 And well-behaved
00:07:10 Respectable members
00:07:14 [Boyd]: that's us.
00:07:15 Ok, boys...smile.
00:07:16 [Boy]: smile, dad.
00:07:18 Smile!
00:07:19 Hey.
00:07:20 Smile, smile...
00:07:23 [Boyd]: we're smiling!
00:07:25 As you were!
00:07:26 [all talking at once]
00:07:26 Good-bye.
00:07:28 I love you.
00:07:29 Have a really,
00:07:30 I'll be back tomorrow.
00:07:31 [Woman]: no,
00:07:33 No, no, don't let anybody smoke
00:07:35 Because Adam Junior gets sick, ok?
00:07:36 Did you hear that, Boyd? no smoking.
00:07:39 I'll drive. come on.
00:07:41 [guys yelling]
00:07:42 Boyd, do you promise on camera
00:07:45 Uh...I won't smoke.
00:07:47 Good. thank you.
00:07:48 I'm coming, honey!
00:07:49 Bye, dad.
00:07:50 [Woman]: don't smoke!
00:07:51 [Boyd]: we won't smoke.
00:07:52 [horn honking]
00:07:53 Bye!
00:07:54 Bye!
00:07:57 Vegas!
00:07:59 All right...
00:08:01 Dog needs a flea bath.
00:08:13 [Mike]: oh, what if
00:08:16 What if I bring
00:08:18 [Boyd]: who cares!
00:08:20 Shut up! It's my
00:08:22 It's a stupid
00:08:23 Oh, thank you.
00:08:25 You have developed this incredibly
00:08:28 For the pleasure of
00:08:30 Listen, he--Boyd
00:08:32 Hey, hey, hey!
00:08:33 The hell I did.
00:08:34 The hell you didn't.
00:08:35 The hell I did--
00:08:37 You said one out of every two
00:08:38 You said it.
00:08:39 You're an asshole,
00:08:40 You're an asshole.
00:08:41 Oh, why am I
00:08:42 Multiple reasons.
00:08:43 Give me one.
00:08:45 Name one reason.
00:08:46 Give me one reason.
00:08:48 You can't give me a reason.
00:08:49 Give me one reason.
00:08:50 Shut up!
00:08:51 I want one reason.
00:08:52 Shut up
00:08:53 Give me a reason.
00:08:55 Shut up!
00:08:57 You're just an asshole.
00:08:59 Is this culver
00:09:00 Yeah, can I speak to whoever's in
00:09:02 Can't you wait till
00:09:04 I'll pay you
00:09:05 I'm on a monthly
00:09:06 How am I going to tell what call
00:09:08 Just use my phone.
00:09:09 Hey, don't
00:09:10 No, you're being ridiculous. you're
00:09:12 A tightwad, huh?
00:09:13 Why don't you just say what you mean,
00:09:15 All right,
00:09:17 Yeah, "jew." I knew it.
00:09:18 I knew it was coming, you
00:09:20 Shut up! hello?
00:09:21 [Boyd]:
00:09:22 I'd like to speak to somebody
00:09:25 Hola.
00:09:26 Ah, how does
00:09:27 4 hours and 15 minutes. I can make
00:09:29 I'm not getting
00:09:31 I'm not going to get
00:09:32 You slow-driving
00:09:33 [Kyle]: yes? is this--
00:09:34 Tony,
00:09:36 I have a wedding
00:09:38 We have--you're doing my wedding
00:09:41 [Boyd]: every car
00:09:42 Yeah, I'll hold.
00:09:43 Hold? you're
00:09:44 For chris sakes, call him when
00:09:46 You're being a jew!
00:09:47 Please get off
00:09:49 Yes, I'm holding
00:09:50 Don't hold anymore!
00:09:52 It's 45 cents
00:09:54 No, I'm not Tony.
00:09:56 [funky music playing]
00:09:59 [roulette wheel clicking]
00:10:42 [telephone ringing,
00:10:44 Hello?
00:10:45 Kyle, [funny voice]:
00:10:46 Hello?
00:10:48 Is it--hello--
00:10:49 Hi.
00:10:50 Hi.
00:10:52 Are you calling me from jail?
00:10:54 Hey, did you check out
00:10:57 What?
00:10:58 The chairs?
00:11:01 What? 3 calls?
00:11:02 But I can't stop thinking about
00:11:06 Well, you should.
00:11:08 What are you doing?
00:11:10 Oh, just a bit
00:11:12 Are you nesting?
00:11:13 Yeah, I'm nesting.
00:11:16 Go have some fun.
00:11:18 Not too much, ok?
00:11:19 Ok, I'm going to go have fun
00:11:21 But not too much.
00:11:23 [sniffing]
00:11:28 [tv crowd cheering]
00:11:30 [Boyd]: and you know
00:11:31 That it is
00:11:33 All day, bullets flying,
00:11:36 If I'm the king
00:11:38 Israel does not
00:11:39 What the hell
00:11:40 They have a president--
00:11:42 Ok, I'd say to myself,
00:11:45 Hee hee hee.
00:11:46 "take a look at the map."
00:11:48 "look what's
00:11:49 "people who are wishing
00:11:51 For you and your people."
00:11:53 [tv announcer shouting]
00:11:54 [Kyle]: the buck's going
00:11:56 Not going to happen
00:11:58 My kid don't know the 6 fucking
00:12:01 He has trouble
00:12:02 I'm not going to stick that shit
00:12:05 I'm going to help
00:12:07 That's right.
00:12:07 Put him in the car.
00:12:09 Take him to maine
00:12:10 That's how you teach a kid.
00:12:12 That's it.
00:12:13 Or Yankee stadium
00:12:15 That's the way.
00:12:16 I'm just saying, it's not--
00:12:18 No, don't
00:12:19 I'm not going
00:12:21 Do not...
00:12:23 [Boyd]:
00:12:25 [Mike]: what?
00:12:25 Take Mexico!
00:12:27 Think about it.
00:12:29 They're dying for
00:12:30 First of all,
00:12:32 You know exactly
00:12:33 [bong water bubbling]
00:12:35 Let the Israelis
00:12:36 [tv blaring]
00:12:38 They kind of
00:12:39 The jews
00:12:41 So I think, on a whole,
00:12:44 Going to have less of a problem
00:12:46 The whole fucking assimilation thing!
00:12:48 Yeah!
00:12:51 I mean, I tell mine--
00:12:53 I tell mine
00:12:55 I tell them
00:12:57 That they
00:13:00 I let them know, man.
00:13:01 I really let them know
00:13:05 Just as important.
00:13:07 You know what I'm saying?
00:13:08 Just as much, man.
00:13:10 And you're
00:13:11 I know,
00:13:12 No, no, no,
00:13:14 No? I'm not.
00:13:15 No, no, you're
00:13:16 But I'm saying--
00:13:18 If anything
00:13:21 Oh, brother,
00:13:23 Don't worry about it.
00:13:24 Becausethatis
00:13:27 That is what
00:13:30 Because, man,
00:13:33 And all the forests
00:13:35 And all the rocks
00:13:37 And--and the leaves
00:13:39 What's left?
00:13:42 What is left?
00:13:45 The little trees.
00:13:48 The little fellas
00:13:52 The tiny, little fellas.
00:13:55 [clatter]
00:13:57 The stripper's here.
00:14:03 Excellent.
00:14:06 Gentlemen,
00:14:07 This...is tina.
00:14:10 Hey, boys.
00:14:12 Hi.
00:14:14 [loud dance music
00:15:16 Fish!
00:15:17 She's all yours,
00:15:19 Anything you want, man,
00:15:22 Whoo!
00:15:24 I can't do it.
00:15:26 I'm sorry.
00:15:48 I'll take a ride.
00:16:08 [cheering]
00:16:15 I didn't jump
00:16:16 I feel the vibe. I feel the
00:16:18 I'm Michael.
00:16:22 Did I do
00:16:24 [Mike]:
00:16:24 I'm just in Vegas
00:16:27 You're so beautiful.
00:16:28 Did you win anything?
00:16:28 Look at this.
00:16:29 Not what
00:16:32 [all yelling]
00:16:38 Woo! ha! ha!
00:16:39 Woo!
00:16:40 [man on tv]:
00:16:43 Ok, you do know
00:16:47 Yeah, over there,
00:16:49 But yeah,
00:16:51 Right.
00:16:52 But I thought--
00:16:53 No, Boyd didn't pay.
00:16:55 Straight sex,
00:16:56 No, no, I'm not going to use you
00:16:58 I just want to make
00:17:00 Because you have no idea
00:17:16 Oh, yeah!
00:17:17 [man on tv]: trying to get his legs up,
00:17:19 See, you didn't think it would be
00:17:20 You thought I was some punk,
00:17:22 You thought I was
00:17:24 Pumped up! pumped up!
00:17:29 [moaning and screaming]
00:17:31 Good boy.
00:17:32 This isn't work,
00:17:37 [man on tv]: look at
00:17:39 Sticking it in there.
00:17:44 Take it!
00:17:46 Take it!
00:17:48 [primal scream]
00:17:50 Easy, baby.
00:17:56 Aah!
00:17:57 [glass breaking]
00:18:01 [moaning]
00:18:25 Cool. ha ha!
00:18:28 [all laughing]
00:18:30 You fucking maniac!
00:18:41 You...
00:18:51 [breathing heavily]
00:19:02 I fucked up.
00:19:09 [gasping and heavy breathing]
00:19:14 [Adam]: oh, my god!
00:19:18 [all]: oh!
00:19:19 [charles]: jesus christ!
00:19:20 [Adam]: don't touch her!
00:19:22 Call 9-1-1!
00:19:23 don't move.
00:19:25 We were playing.
00:19:27 I think she's dead.
00:19:28 How do you
00:19:30 She's got no
00:19:32 Listen, you don't know what the hell
00:19:34 Just get back.
00:19:36 All right, where do you look?
00:19:37 Left, left,
00:19:38 Either side,
00:19:40 I'm calling 9-1-1.
00:19:42 [Mike]: we were playing,
00:19:46 Bumped?! bumped?!
00:19:47 She's got a fucking spike
00:19:49 Adam, wait!
00:19:50 [Boyd]:
00:19:51 What do you think
00:19:52 I'm calling
00:19:54 Just wait one--
00:19:56 Michael? Michael?
00:19:56 I'll take it out.
00:19:58 I can take it out.
00:19:59 What the fuck
00:20:01 Why are you calling
00:20:03 I'm sorry. sorry.
00:20:04 Oh, god, just call the police.
00:20:06 Just call 9-1-1.
00:20:07 I slipped.
00:20:08 What did you do,
00:20:10 Nothing.
00:20:11 What the fuck did you do,
00:20:12 [charles]:
00:20:13 All right, all right,
00:20:15 [Mike]: it was
00:20:17 [Boyd]: everybody just get a hold of themselves,
00:20:19 You are a lying deviant!
00:20:21 It was an accident!
00:20:22 Are you sure--
00:20:24 what were you doing?
00:20:25 The floor was wet,
00:20:26 why was
00:20:28 I don't know.
00:20:30 why, goddamn it?!
00:20:30 why, you little
00:20:32 [Boyd]: come on, damn it,
00:20:34 You don't
00:20:36 Calm down.
00:20:37 we're not helping anything by losing
00:20:39 [Boyd]: let's just get
00:20:43 whatever we associate in our nervous system
00:20:47 You fucking guys. you fucking guys.
00:20:51 [Kyle]: you fucking guys!
00:20:53 [Boyd]: now let's just
00:20:55 And take a hold of the situation
00:20:58 we call the police!
00:20:59 Ok, call the police,
00:21:00 That's good.
00:21:01 That is not an option!
00:21:02 This is not
00:21:03 Yes, it is!
00:21:04 There are always
00:21:05 [Kyle]:
00:21:06 [Boyd]: we can definitely
00:21:08 That's an easy call.
00:21:09 Now, if we call the police,
00:21:12 They come up here,
00:21:13 they find a dead prostitute
00:21:15 and then they ask us
00:21:17 what the hell are you going to
00:21:17 you had nothing
00:21:19 you didn't know
00:21:21 I mean, that it was
00:21:23 your brother,
00:21:24 you don't mess around
00:21:27 what about the alcohol,
00:21:29 don't tell me
00:21:31 there are always
00:21:33 what is the choice?
00:21:41 we can bury her
00:21:43 oh, sure, why not?
00:21:45 [charles]: no, no,
00:21:47 he's right.
00:21:48 [Boyd]: we could take
00:21:50 find some nice
00:21:51 and just put her
00:21:53 we can do this. we can get her
00:21:54 have you lost
00:21:56 nobody knows
00:21:58 I called her personally.
00:22:00 her blood is
00:22:03 don't you think we got a little bit of
00:22:05 it's a marble floor.
00:22:07 they've got us on accessory
00:22:09 it's not accessory, ok?
00:22:11 that's not
00:22:13 I mean, the room is
00:22:15 moore looks like he went at it with
00:22:17 I mean, the room looks like the manson family
00:22:20 this is a major thin-ice situation
00:22:23 I'm getting
00:22:25 [Adam]: I have got a wife, and I've got two boys, ok?
00:22:29 let's just take
00:22:33 we got two choices:
00:22:34 one, we clean up
00:22:37 bury it out
00:22:38 go home,
00:22:40 or, we can easily
00:22:43 roll the dice,
00:22:45 and pray to god that it's only
00:22:49 the choices are simple:
00:22:55 desert.
00:23:00 the fucking desert.
00:23:02 uh-uh.
00:23:03 fish,
00:23:05 I owe you, bro.
00:23:12 desert.
00:23:16 [sobs]
00:23:18 nobody knows
00:23:19 oh, god...
00:23:25 [breathing heavily]
00:23:32 how do we get her
00:23:36 [sighs]
00:23:40 we can wrap her up
00:23:42 bring the car around to the back
00:23:45 lower her gently down
00:23:47 put her in the car.
00:23:49 jesus christ,
00:23:53 the reality is, you take away the horror
00:23:56 take away the tragedy
00:23:58 take away the moral
00:24:01 of all the crap that you've had
00:24:04 into your head
00:24:06 what are we left with?
00:24:07 what?
00:24:09 it's
00:24:12 105 pounds that's got to be moved from
00:24:16 now, a straight line is the shortest distance
00:24:20 but we're denied the luxury of a
00:24:23 but that line exists,
00:24:25 I see that line.
00:24:27 trust me.
00:24:30 Adam, trust me.
00:24:32 [knock on door]
00:24:36 [Man]: hotel security. could you please
00:24:39 oh, fuck.
00:24:43 [knock on door]
00:24:44 [Man]: hello?
00:24:47 [whispering]
00:24:51 shit.
00:24:54 oh, fuck.
00:24:56 they know.
00:24:57 calm down.
00:24:58 [Man]: hello?
00:24:59 [Adam]:
00:25:00 tell them right now!
00:25:01 [Boyd]: just keep
00:25:02 [all talking at once]
00:25:05 they have cameras
00:25:07 shut up!
00:25:08 [Boyd]:
00:25:09 we don't have time.
00:25:12 shh.
00:25:15 he's gone.
00:25:19 [Boyd]:
00:25:24 [door unlocks]
00:25:25 [door opens]
00:25:27 hello?
00:25:28 hotel security.
00:25:31 hi, how are you?
00:25:33 y'all didn't
00:25:35 no,
00:25:37 mmm, yeah. you guys making a lot of
00:25:41 what is it,
00:25:46 [chuckles]
00:25:47 it's a bachelor party.
00:25:49 well, y'all going to have to
00:25:51 [Boyd]: well, we will. we will.
00:25:55 listen, we're very, very sorry,
00:25:56 we've been partying
00:25:58 but we're all getting
00:26:03 [guard]: mmm-mmm.
00:26:05 [chuckles]
00:26:08 well, this is going
00:26:10 someone's going to
00:26:11 yeah, we're going to take care of that first
00:26:13 yeah, you will.
00:26:14 what the hell gets
00:26:17 drugs and alcohol.
00:26:23 well, I got
00:26:25 [laughing loudly]
00:26:26 Dr. Bigbucks.
00:26:28 [laughing loudly]
00:26:29 [Adam]: hey,
00:26:31 no. maybe
00:26:32 listen, we're very, very sorry,
00:26:34 we didn't mean any
00:26:36 we're very sorry.
00:26:37 hey, hey, don't worry about it.
00:26:39 just as long as
00:26:42 what the fuck is that?
00:26:52 [Adam]: sir, please,
00:26:54 I just want to explain.
00:26:56 can I talk to you
00:26:57 d-d-don't go
00:26:59 we were calling 9-1-1 right when you came,
00:27:02 this is not
00:27:04 [all talking at once]
00:27:07 [Adam]: go in there
00:27:08 [Mike]: I'm not going to put
00:27:10 no, you get dressed.
00:27:12 just get back.
00:27:14 everybody just get--
00:27:16 [Mike]: the floor was wet.
00:27:19 [guard]: get me a phone.
00:27:22 back up, back up!
00:27:24 [guard]: I want everybody
00:27:26 just take your
00:27:27 [all talking at once]
00:27:34 [guard]:
00:27:40 [Boyd]: don't let him bleed
00:27:43 go on! get out!
00:27:46 shut the door!
00:27:49 [Boyd]: come over here!
00:27:50 jesus! oh, shit!
00:27:52 son of a bitch!
00:27:53 [Boyd]: he'll bleed out.
00:27:56 oh, my god!
00:27:59 [guard]:
00:28:00 [Boyd]: all right, he'll bleed out.
00:28:03 [pounding on door]
00:28:05 oh, die!
00:28:07 [pounding stops]
00:28:09 [guard screaming
00:28:12 [glass breaks]
00:28:14 [all breathing heavily]
00:28:17 think anybody--
00:28:19 [guard pounds on door]
00:28:20 die!
00:28:22 die, you son
00:28:23 [security guard moaning
00:28:54 it's all right.
00:28:58 come on.
00:29:00 come on.
00:29:10 bingo.
00:29:27 new plan.
00:29:30 no, no,
00:29:31 not so much of
00:29:33 as a modification
00:29:34 I'm calling the police.
00:29:35 so help me god, you touch that
00:29:37 I'll bury you
00:29:38 surrender is
00:29:41 I repeat, it is
00:29:44 is there anyone here who does not
00:29:47 little gut check
00:29:50 time for some serious
00:29:53 how do I function?
00:29:55 for real,
00:29:58 can I keep my cool
00:30:01 when they won't play my song,
00:30:06 you get me?
00:30:08 do you get me?
00:30:09 not really, no.
00:30:11 that's not a problem.
00:30:13 understand not my words,
00:30:18 follow my orders.
00:30:24 let me be
00:33:22 wait a minute.
00:33:23 wait a minute.
00:33:25 wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:33:26 [Boyd]: what?
00:33:27 we've already
00:33:30 no, no, I mean
00:33:31 we can't bury them like this
00:33:33 why not?
00:33:34 because it's sacrilegious.
00:33:38 how do you figure?
00:33:40 according to jewish law,
00:33:43 are considered to be a sacred part of
00:33:46 the body has to be united,
00:33:51 what the hell? that's what
00:33:52 no, no, it's not. we got their parts
00:33:55 we can't do this
00:33:57 she's asian.
00:33:59 that is absolutely
00:34:00 Michael, do they
00:34:04 huh?
00:34:05 they have--
00:34:06 they have jews in asia.
00:34:09 what the fuck are
00:34:12 we're going to have to
00:34:14 we're going to
00:34:16 and reunite
00:34:17 no fucking way!
00:34:18 that's what
00:34:19 no fucking way!
00:34:20 we have to do this,
00:34:21 Adam, we got
00:34:22 the sun's coming up.
00:34:24 I am not flexible
00:34:35 let's do it.
00:34:41 I've got her head.
00:34:44 [Adam]: this is her head.
00:34:46 I got a combo situation.
00:34:48 do you have
00:34:49 I have--that's her.
00:34:53 [Boyd]: watch your step,
00:34:55 hey! hey!
00:34:59 I've got a mop.
00:35:00 [Kyle]: just open
00:35:02 Adam, heads up.
00:35:04 jesus christ!
00:35:05 [Mike]: don't just toss
00:35:08 show a little
00:35:09 I have her lower leg.
00:35:11 ok, I have his upper leg
00:35:14 I have his upper leg
00:35:17 leg and they don't
00:35:18 [Boyd]: how do we
00:35:20 look, if you don't want to do it,
00:35:21 great fucking idea!
00:35:24 is this her stuff here?
00:35:25 that's her!
00:35:27 all right,
00:35:28 [Boyd]: all right, somebody get his torso,
00:35:31 forget the head,
00:35:32 [Mike]:
00:35:34 [Boyd]: we'll start with black, then we'll go
00:35:37 we're going to
00:35:38 ok, you don't
00:35:40 I got toes!
00:35:41 ok, relax.
00:35:42 I got toes.
00:35:58 [Boyd]: ok?
00:36:04 all right.
00:36:07 [sighs]
00:36:22 allow me to be
00:36:25 that what we have done here
00:36:30 it's clearly not
00:36:32 but it was, given the circumstances,
00:36:38 I'm proud of us.
00:36:42 I am proud of each
00:36:46 it's going
00:36:51 we performed
00:36:54 and nerve-shattering
00:36:56 I mean, each one of us stood fast,
00:37:01 I feel proud.
00:37:04 we're going to hell...
00:37:06 hell or prison,
00:37:09 that's wrong.
00:37:12 you got to change
00:37:15 hell is for cowards,
00:37:17 for people who fear to live by the strength
00:37:22 now, this is war!
00:37:23 given the circumstances
00:37:26 that we are alive
00:37:28 we've all chosen
00:37:30 I mean, two wrongs
00:37:32 so our conviction
00:37:34 would only mean more death here,
00:37:36 I don't know, Boyd.
00:37:37 just seems to me ever since you started
00:37:42 self-help, power fucking dysfunctional
00:37:45 you are all fucked up
00:37:47 don't even go there.
00:37:49 you don't know what the hell you're
00:37:52 personal strength has
00:37:54 true, it's helped me to unlock energies and see
00:37:57 but to give it credit
00:37:59 is a little bit more
00:38:03 [Kyle]: don't you think we ought to
00:38:08 what kind of words?
00:38:11 like a...a prayer.
00:38:16 go ahead.
00:38:26 dear god...
00:38:33 I don't fucking
00:38:34 say what's
00:38:36 speak from the heart.
00:38:38 [sighs]
00:38:40 dear god...
00:38:44 this is pathetic.
00:38:45 you're pathetic.
00:38:46 what did you say?
00:38:48 you're not a team player.
00:38:49 don't point at me.
00:38:50 you've never been
00:38:51 that's why you don't
00:38:52 what are you talking about?
00:38:54 the hell you do.
00:38:55 the hell
00:38:56 you have
00:38:57 business friends, superficial
00:38:59 you've always been
00:39:01 don't point at me.
00:39:02 you have some serious male-on-male
00:39:03 what are you fucking
00:39:05 you can't deal
00:39:06 guys, maybe now is
00:39:08 come on, Fisher,
00:39:10 this is the real time.
00:39:12 Adam, your brother
00:39:14 as well as several
00:39:16 have always felt
00:39:17 a fully repressed, living-in-major-denial,
00:39:23 [chuckles]
00:39:25 fire in the hole,
00:39:27 what?
00:39:29 dear god, please forgive us for
00:39:33 we've lost our way.
00:39:35 speaking for myself,
00:39:37 I am deeply in love with the woman
00:39:41 and I am very much looking forward
00:39:44 and being a positive
00:39:46 we promise,
00:39:49 that we will never forget
00:39:51 and we will try
00:39:54 to use it as
00:39:56 that we are on this earth to do
00:40:00 let us move from this day forward with
00:40:03 you have given us
00:40:05 so let us take
00:40:07 and use it to fuel
00:40:09 so that the spirits of the two people that
00:40:12 can forever live on in our good deeds
00:40:15 that we, from this day forward,
00:40:19 thank you, god,
00:40:22 please give us your guidance
00:41:33 hello?
00:41:35 it's me.
00:41:36 hey!
00:41:37 I'm on the road.
00:41:40 really? how late?
00:41:42 um...like an hour.
00:41:43 honey, did you check
00:41:46 what?
00:41:46 did you check on the chairs?
00:41:49 ok what?
00:41:51 what. yeah.
00:41:53 I left a message.
00:41:55 yeah? you sound
00:41:57 did you do the cocaine
00:41:59 um...nope.
00:42:01 I'm gonna be home in, like, 4 hours,
00:42:04 did you have fun?
00:42:06 was it fun, honey?
00:42:07 [Adam]: you think
00:42:09 what?
00:42:11 children.
00:42:12 do you think that man
00:42:15 I don't know.
00:42:17 I got a really bad
00:42:19 that he had children.
00:42:21 I don't know.
00:42:27 we're gonna burn
00:42:42 [Lois whistles]
00:42:43 [Lois]: come on, guys. Daddy's home.
00:42:46 [Adam jr.]:
00:42:49 today is the beginning
00:42:51 hi, daddy!
00:42:53 oh...
00:42:55 honey! honey,
00:42:57 my soccer game's
00:42:59 you were gonna drive me and my friends.
00:43:01 nobody says anything
00:43:03 we're late.
00:43:03 [Boyd]: right?
00:43:05 let's go.
00:43:08 [Laura, voice-over]: the idea is to be able to,
00:43:10 and know that they're all
00:43:12 I mean, I just want to make sure that everything's
00:43:14 I don't want to look like it's been hanging
00:43:17 I want everything
00:43:18 I just want them to all look like they're just...
00:43:21 here, let me...
00:43:23 let me help-- I'll help you with that.
00:43:27 I don't care--
00:43:29 all I ask is that
00:43:31 after that, I don't care
00:43:34 ok.
00:43:35 hi, Boyd.
00:43:36 ok, um, basically...
00:43:39 I'll stand any way
00:43:43 [laughs]
00:43:45 Michael...
00:43:46 Mike--what is--
00:43:48 he gave me a collar
00:43:51 an irreg--
00:43:52 I'm in between sizes.
00:43:55 this looks like it hurts.
00:43:56 does it hurt?
00:43:58 is this your shirt?
00:44:01 it's theirs.
00:44:03 how are you feeling?
00:44:05 if you can just take it in on the sides right here...
00:44:11 [telephone ringing]
00:44:14 he's got two kids,
00:44:17 two fucking kids,
00:44:19 calm the fuck down!
00:44:23 ok, now, where'd
00:44:25 at the newsstand
00:44:27 fucking Boyd,
00:44:29 goddamn it,
00:44:35 Boyd, did you read
00:44:37 is that him? is that him?
00:44:39 goddamn it, calm down.
00:44:40 Boyd, you fucking idiot!
00:44:43 that's just nothing.
00:44:44 that's just a stupid missing persons thing,
00:44:47 you got us into this mess!
00:44:48 I did?
00:44:50 it was your rat-fuck brother that decided
00:44:52 with the hooker's
00:44:54 will you shut up?!
00:44:55 shut up! these fucking phones aren't secure,
00:44:57 just lighten up, would you, please,
00:45:00 just show some character. walk through
00:45:03 don't talk to me
00:45:04 watch the tone,
00:45:06 fuck you, Boyd!
00:45:07 fuck you, too, snake-eyes,
00:45:09 fuck you!
00:45:11 they have my credit card
00:45:13 He hung up, goddamn it!
00:45:14 Fucking asshole!
00:45:16 Fucking...
00:45:17 Look what you did, goddamn it!
00:45:21 Refocus...your mind!
00:45:24 Control...
00:45:28 [kids chanting repetitively]
00:45:35 Knock it off!
00:45:37 Hey, don't snap at them.
00:45:38 They're making me nuts!
00:45:40 No, they're singing.
00:45:41 It's a disgusting song.
00:45:42 Well, you taught it
00:45:44 [kids arguing]
00:45:45 [Lois]:
00:45:47 Your daddy's in a really, really bad mood,
00:45:51 You're gonna get some whizzers--
00:45:53 [Both]: whizzers!
00:45:55 We want whizzers!
00:45:57 [Lois]: ok? ok, yeah.
00:46:00 [Kids]: we want whizzers!
00:46:03 we want whizzers!
00:46:05 we want whizzers!
00:46:07 whizzers! whizzers!
00:46:10 whizzers! whizzers!
00:46:14 whizzers! whizzers!
00:46:16 whizzers! whizzers!
00:46:17 whizzers! whizzers!
00:46:20 we want whizzers!
00:46:24 we want whizzers!
00:46:25 [police radio]
00:46:27 [kids' chanting continues]
00:46:39 hey, how do you like
00:46:42 [Kids]: we want whizzers!
00:46:45 we want whizzers!
00:46:46 we want whizzers!
00:46:50 we want whizzers!
00:46:51 so, how do you like
00:46:54 fine.
00:46:55 whizzers!
00:46:56 we want whizzers!
00:46:58 [Adam swears]
00:47:00 no, no, honey. honey, go in there and
00:47:03 what?
00:47:05 just go in there
00:47:07 I'm not going in there.
00:47:09 they are screaming like monsters.
00:47:12 I used the credit card so I don't have
00:47:14 go get them
00:47:16 whizzers! whizzers!
00:47:17 [Kids]: whizzers! whizzers!
00:47:19 thank you. go.
00:47:22 [Kids]: we want whizzers!
00:47:23 love you!
00:47:33 fucking whizzers!
00:47:39 [Man]: excuse me.
00:47:41 [police radio]
00:47:43 yeah. sure.
00:47:46 aah! oh! aah!
00:47:48 ooh! aah! jeez!
00:47:51 I'm sorry.
00:47:53 I got it. sorry!
00:47:55 just leave it.
00:47:56 leave it
00:47:58 I'm--I'm sorry.
00:48:00 officer:
00:48:01 hey--whoa!
00:48:02 [clerk]: what the hell
00:48:05 just get out!
00:48:07 [Lois]: yay!
00:48:08 [kids]: dad's got the whizzers!
00:48:10 dad's got the whizzers!
00:48:13 here he comes!
00:48:15 where are the whizzers?
00:48:16 they didn't have
00:48:18 what do you mean, they don't have
00:48:20 they didn't have any
00:48:22 what are you doing?!
00:48:23 what is your problem?!
00:48:26 aah!
00:48:27 [Kids]: dad!
00:48:32 oh, oh...
00:48:37 nice to see you.
00:48:38 oh, my god!
00:48:39 [giggling]
00:48:41 you look so beautiful!
00:48:42 oh, my god... have you seen amanda?
00:48:45 she's wearing the same exact dress she wore
00:48:48 I'm losing it, fish.
00:48:49 hey, now--
00:48:51 nice to see you.
00:48:53 I got a migraine like a fucking monkey kicking
00:48:55 I get you, I get you.
00:48:58 Hi, Mr. and Mrs. Wilshire.
00:49:00 Fish. fish--
00:49:01 I'm sorry,
00:49:03 just, please, not now.
00:49:04 where's
00:49:06 it's just past--
00:49:07 it's past the bar!
00:49:12 here's a picture
00:49:16 and his good friend,
00:49:19 [laughing]
00:49:19 now...
00:49:21 evidently,
00:49:24 Kyle and Boyd over there
00:49:28 try and get me
00:49:29 shh.
00:49:30 [Mr. Fisher]: ...who exactly
00:49:32 Boyd or the mule?
00:49:34 [Boyd]: well,
00:49:37 with that ass.
00:49:38 [guests chortling]
00:49:40 [Kyle]: you're
00:49:42 [Mr. Fisher]:
00:49:45 after camp came football,
00:49:48 and for those of you
00:49:49 who didn't follow
00:49:53 you might not remember
00:49:56 who, under the leadership
00:49:59 managed to roll to
00:50:05 scoring exactly
00:50:09 [speech continues]
00:50:12 [Lois]:
00:50:15 oh...ho ho!
00:50:16 he was a husky kid then,
00:50:19 whose great talent
00:50:21 they showed up.
00:50:23 [whispering]
00:50:24 [Mr. Fisher]: they didn't score much.
00:50:28 ha ha! but they showed up.
00:50:30 so...now I'd like
00:50:34 to the groom and...
00:50:39 god bless.
00:50:40 god bless.
00:50:41 god bless.
00:50:44 Adam,
00:50:46 [gasping]
00:50:47 I can't--
00:50:49 what's wrong?
00:50:50 fish, I'm sorry.
00:50:52 you're freaking me
00:50:53 that was definitely not cool--definitely
00:50:56 just shut up
00:50:57 negative!
00:50:59 in terms of self-management
00:51:00 come on!
00:51:01 he's having some kind
00:51:03 what's the problem,
00:51:04 what is the fucking
00:51:07 come on.
00:51:08 I just--I just--
00:51:11 we're not gonna
00:51:12 I know we're gonna
00:51:13 they're eyeballing
00:51:15 who?
00:51:17 at the minimart.
00:51:18 what the hell are
00:51:20 they're smoking me out!
00:51:21 nobody is
00:51:23 shut up!
00:51:24 [Laura]: Kyle!
00:51:25 yeah? what, hon?
00:51:26 honey...
00:51:27 is everything ok?
00:51:29 yeah, everything's fine.
00:51:31 ok. can we go
00:51:33 yeah. sure.
00:51:35 honey,now.now.
00:51:38 I just have these...
00:51:40 yeah, we got, uh...
00:51:42 we've got a rehearsal
00:51:45 dad, everything's
00:51:46 I'm in the middle of my goddamn toast
00:51:48 why don't the two of you
00:51:50 you get back into the toast,
00:51:52 so just go on, please.
00:51:53 honey, we have a rehearsal dinner
00:51:56 [Boyd]: everything's
00:51:58 except for what you did to
00:52:00 Adam, the timing fucking
00:52:02 we got the rehearsal
00:52:04 you never gave
00:52:06 you're a fucking
00:52:07 you eat my ass!
00:52:09 hey!
00:52:10 [Boyd]:
00:52:11 if youevertouch
00:52:13 you are going to be
00:52:16 very fucking sorry!
00:52:17 you are aloser!
00:52:19 loser! you're a--
00:52:22 you were right there,
00:52:24 you murdered
00:52:26 you murdered her!
00:52:29 keep it fucking down!
00:52:31 shut your fucking mouth.
00:52:32 I didn't do anything, ok?
00:52:34 I might just turn your little
00:52:36 how about that, pal?
00:52:37 did you hear that?
00:52:38 [Boyd]: Adam,
00:52:40 [Adam]: I'm not gonna calm down!
00:52:42 I can't do this!
00:52:44 it won't work!
00:52:46 ithasworked!
00:52:48 it's done!
00:52:49 I'm telling you,
00:52:51 they've got
00:52:52 they've got
00:52:54 the fucking internet,
00:52:57 they figure this shit
00:53:00 they won't figure it out.
00:53:03 I've got children.
00:53:05 your kids are one crutch away
00:53:07 you got a frigid,
00:53:09 you fuck!
00:53:10 [Laura]: Kyle!
00:53:12 jesus! what is--
00:53:15 no, baby--
00:53:18 now, what the fuck
00:53:20 [Boyd]: back off, Michael!
00:53:22 goddamn it,
00:53:23 you are not going
00:53:25 you will not
00:53:27 this is gonna stop.
00:53:29 you fucking
00:53:30 back off!
00:53:31 you're a fucking loser!
00:53:33 you need to take
00:53:35 go home!
00:53:37 fucking loser!
00:53:38 go home,
00:53:40 easy, easy! we got to go back in.
00:53:43 the problem is gone, ok?
00:53:45 oh, fuck.
00:53:47 listen. we're gonna
00:53:49 we're gonna
00:53:52 Adam...are you cool?
00:53:54 no, Boyd.
00:53:56 no!
00:53:57 I am definitely
00:54:00 [starts engine]
00:54:01 all right,
00:54:03 back inside, ok?
00:54:05 just get the fuck
00:54:07 [tires squealing]
00:54:08 go home, you fuck!
00:54:12 pull it together.
00:54:13 just get it
00:54:15 [tires screeching]
00:54:18 [muttering]
00:54:19 [tires squealing]
00:54:28 what do you want?!
00:54:30 [revs engine]
00:54:35 Mr. fucking Minivan.
00:54:38 [revving engine]
00:54:39 get the hell
00:54:43 [tires squealing]
00:54:44 he's gonna take out
00:54:47 don't you dare!
00:54:48 hey, hey, hey--
00:54:51 aah!
00:54:55 oh...
00:54:56 oh...
00:54:58 so it was some sort
00:55:01 yeah. he, uh...
00:55:03 I guess he just lost
00:55:05 was there some sort
00:55:07 no, nothing like that.
00:55:09 we heard there was
00:55:11 what, some kind of
00:55:14 [Boyd]: no, no, no.
00:55:16 just, uh...we were all just outside,
00:55:20 we were just talking.
00:55:22 what were you
00:55:24 uh, the wedding...
00:55:26 married...wedding...
00:55:28 yeah, how it's probably
00:55:30 for all of us to be together...
00:55:32 before he gets married.
00:55:34 a lot of people seem
00:55:37 unh!
00:55:39 how the fuck am i
00:55:41 on what a lot of other
00:55:42 I mean, listen,
00:55:44 we've all suffered an incredible trauma
00:55:46 and we're in full-on
00:55:48 and your questions are just a little bit
00:55:51 do you understand?
00:55:54 easy, Boyd.
00:55:55 no "easy Boyd."
00:55:57 I got a friend in there
00:55:59 how about a little
00:56:03 there was no fighting going on or nothing.
00:56:07 unh, unh, unh!
00:56:09 [Randone]: what was
00:56:11 Robert Boyd.
00:56:13 unh, unh, unh!
00:56:14 excuse me...
00:56:16 his situation
00:56:18 he's, uh...asking
00:56:21 yes?
00:56:22 it's bad. I just want to warn you of what
00:56:28 unh!
00:56:32 [monitor beeping]
00:56:36 [Adam whispering]
00:56:46 [monitor alarm sounds]
00:56:47 [Woman]: he's in defib.
00:56:52 10 of lidocaine.
00:56:53 [Man]: clear.
00:56:55 more blood here.
00:56:56 [second man]:
00:56:59 [Woman]: nothing.
00:57:00 [Man]: he's got nothing left in his heart.
00:57:04 [Woman]:
00:57:06 time of death,
00:57:07 [Man]: I'm very sorry.
00:57:09 what did he say?
00:57:10 [Man]: I'm sorry,
00:57:12 what?
00:57:13 you--why are you
00:57:16 what are you
00:57:19 what are you
00:57:21 [country music playing]
00:57:24 the need to know is clear:
00:57:27 what did Adam tell Lois?
00:57:30 that's the name of the game.
00:57:38 yeah.
00:57:48 I killed my brother.
00:57:56 I killed my brother.
00:57:58 all right.
00:57:59 I ran my brother down in cold blood.
00:58:03 I killed my brother.
00:58:05 come on.
00:58:05 I killed my brother.
00:58:09 it's time to pay the man.
00:58:11 [rambling incoherently]
00:58:15 goddamn it! it's time
00:58:18 just take it easy!
00:58:20 it's time to pay!
00:58:21 listen to me.
00:58:23 you kill one man,
00:58:25 you kill all,
00:58:28 ok, just take it easy.
00:58:30 take it--
00:58:31 you motherfucker!
00:58:33 aah!
00:58:35 aah! unh!
00:58:37 never!
00:58:39 the memory of
00:58:41 while the name
00:58:43 get the--get the car.
00:58:44 the evil that men do lives after us.
00:58:47 easy.
00:58:49 get off me!
00:58:50 the memory of the just is blessed,
00:58:53 [Boyd]: pick him up.
00:58:54 it's time to confess your sins!
00:58:58 keep your voice
00:58:59 open the door!
00:59:01 just shut your face!
00:59:02 get in the car!
00:59:04 get in there.
00:59:05 the memory of the just
00:59:08 while the name of
00:59:10 Michael! Michael!
00:59:11 you will control
00:59:13 you will pull yourself
00:59:15 all right!
00:59:17 yes.
00:59:18 Jesus.
00:59:19 I'm not cracking up!
00:59:25 what have we done?
00:59:26 what did you ask me?
00:59:29 I said,
00:59:30 [tires squealing]
00:59:32 yes, you did. now,
00:59:35 that is exactly the question we should
00:59:38 "what have we done?"
00:59:42 I just want to get married.
00:59:44 exactly my point.
00:59:46 I'm not talking
00:59:48 what's your point?!
00:59:53 you want to know
00:59:56 you are love-pumping.
00:59:59 you are protecting
01:00:03 and in sync with poetry
01:00:06 and little
01:00:08 you're walking the walk.
01:00:10 this is it, Fisher--
01:00:13 you love this woman,
01:00:15 and nothing--
01:00:19 nothing!
01:00:20 I love you,
01:00:23 this car is
01:00:25 but trust me,
01:00:28 whatever it takes.
01:00:32 [muffled yelling]
01:00:40 love does not lose.
01:00:44 [man singing in hebrew]
01:00:45 [high-pitched sobbing]
01:01:21 Michael. Michael--
01:01:23 I'm so sorry.
01:01:25 no, it's not your fault.
01:01:28 [singing in hebrew]
01:01:30 I'll get you
01:01:32 then you can be
01:01:34 you're the soccer Mom!
01:01:36 no, it's not
01:01:38 no--Michael,
01:01:42 oh, Michael.
01:01:42 Michael,
01:01:44 oh, god. oh, oh!
01:01:46 [Michael ranting
01:01:57 I'm sorry!
01:01:59 I'm sorry!
01:02:01 I'm sorry!
01:02:03 [Woman]:
01:02:04 I'm sorry!
01:02:06 [screaming]
01:02:09 canceled?!
01:02:11 canceled?
01:02:12 you're out of
01:02:13 nobody's talking
01:02:15 I'm just talking
01:02:16 no way. no way!
01:02:18 can we just
01:02:19 talkwhatthrough?
01:02:21 we are locked and
01:02:23 I mean,
01:02:24 I have family at
01:02:28 getting ready to come here to see
01:02:30 do you understand?
01:02:32 [telephone ringing]
01:02:36 hello?
01:02:37 Kyle, it's Lois.
01:02:39 I was up at Adam's study,
01:02:41 it seems to be
01:02:44 about some horrible
01:02:48 buried outside of Vegas, about Boyd
01:02:49 she wants to know what the hell's going on. I'm
01:02:51 we're goosed.
01:02:54 regarding what?
01:02:56 did she say anything
01:02:58 no, but she's definitely
01:03:00 and she clearly is starting to think that
01:03:02 we're goosed--
01:03:04 Michael, would you please calm down, all right?
01:03:07 I told her I had no idea
01:03:09 did she believe you?
01:03:11 you can tell when people believe you.
01:03:12 I don't have that skill,
01:03:14 I'd say that she
01:03:16 goosed!
01:03:16 goosed!
01:03:18 goosed!
01:03:19 would you give him another pill?
01:03:22 give him two more.
01:03:23 we are goosed!
01:03:25 open sesame.
01:03:27 jesus, Boyd, you're gonna o.d. him.
01:03:29 goosed!
01:03:31 [Man]: hey!
01:03:33 [Lois]: I never
01:03:34 you're a sneaky little fuck--
01:03:36 what are you
01:03:38 don't sweet-lip me.
01:03:39 I don't understand where
01:03:42 you're a liar.
01:03:45 nothing happened
01:03:46 I don't want to hear it
01:03:49 so stick a plug
01:03:51 Fisher, what
01:03:58 nothing happened
01:03:59 moore?
01:04:01 nothing
01:04:06 Michael...
01:04:13 do you have something
01:04:16 Michael, just tell Lois
01:04:19 shut up, Boyd!
01:04:21 Michael...
01:04:24 Michael...
01:04:26 goosed.
01:04:33 Lois, we were bad.
01:04:35 we were very, very...
01:04:38 he's just upset about Adam.
01:04:42 Michael, Michael, Michael...
01:04:45 uh...
01:04:57 nothing.
01:04:58 nothing happened
01:05:00 all right,
01:05:03 I will call the police
01:05:06 if I don't start
01:05:07 please calm down, Lois.
01:05:10 just take it easy, ok?
01:05:12 nothing
01:05:14 nothing happened. nothing happened.
01:05:16 I am going to count to 5, and I will
01:05:18 and then we'll find out
01:05:20 [Mike]: goosed!
01:05:21 two...
01:05:23 3...
01:05:26 4...
01:05:27 I am calling
01:05:29 ok, here's the deal!
01:05:37 Adam slept with
01:05:45 he was sick
01:05:56 yeah.
01:05:58 it's true.
01:06:01 it wasn't
01:06:05 Adam had a...
01:06:07 Adam had a thing
01:06:17 my Adam?
01:06:19 [crying]
01:06:28 my Adam? no...
01:06:31 [sobbing]
01:06:33 I don't believe it.
01:06:36 not my Adam!
01:06:38 we're very, very sorry.
01:06:41 you're lying!
01:06:42 you're a bunch
01:06:44 I don't believe you!
01:06:46 watch your fingers,
01:06:48 all right, fellas,
01:06:50 now, mommy's going to take
01:06:52 and bunker's going to
01:06:55 and everything's going
01:06:57 ok?
01:07:01 ok.
01:07:04 take my cell phone.
01:07:05 after you drop the kids off,
01:07:07 put a couple drinks
01:07:08 I don't think
01:07:09 just do it.
01:07:11 what are you doing?
01:07:12 I'm gonna take care
01:07:15 what does that mean?
01:07:16 what does that mean?
01:07:18 do you actually think
01:07:20 she's the mother of these kids,
01:07:22 what's wrong with you?
01:07:23 you got a real nasty side
01:07:27 [bunker barking]
01:07:28 [Kyle]: look, I'm sorry. it's
01:07:30 Lois is a mess,
01:07:33 shut up!
01:07:35 ok, I am not canceling
01:07:36 I don't want you to.
01:07:37 nobody's
01:07:39 I'm just gonna bring them back home. I'm
01:07:41 you have to pick up the cake
01:07:43 don't we have somebody
01:07:46 yeah. you.
01:07:48 what...?
01:07:50 ok. ok.
01:07:51 aah!
01:07:53 [sobbing]
01:07:54 why did I have to...
01:07:56 aw, Jesus
01:08:00 evil bastards!
01:08:03 aah, you hear
01:08:05 buzzing?
01:08:06 yeah, like a...
01:08:08 like a fucking chirping
01:08:13 I don't hear anything.
01:08:14 yeah, well,
01:08:17 deedee? deedee.
01:08:19 boom! bing, bing, bing.
01:08:30 [Lois snoring]
01:08:35 [glass slammed on table]
01:08:37 [Mike]: ahh...
01:08:38 dad used to bring home these sparklers for me
01:08:43 [laughing]
01:08:44 sparklers!
01:08:46 we'd go out back,
01:08:47 and we'd hold it up
01:08:49 and watch the explosions of light
01:08:52 and dad would be all,
01:08:55 ok, here it comes.
01:08:57 wah-hoo?
01:08:57 wah-hoo! the sparkler
01:09:00 then hotter,
01:09:02 and then there'd be this
01:09:05 when that little fucker would cook perfect--
01:09:07 it would only last a second,
01:09:09 it wasit.
01:09:11 and that's what dad had us
01:09:13 are you with me?
01:09:14 that's exactly right.
01:09:16 man burning at
01:09:19 all the forces
01:09:20 burning just perfect--
01:09:22 perfect harmony.
01:09:23 that's what
01:09:25 are you with me?
01:09:26 I think so.
01:09:28 I've been looking
01:09:30 I've been looking,
01:09:31 and I can't find it.
01:09:33 and what if it already happened,
01:09:34 my moment.
01:09:36 what if it happened,
01:09:43 Lois?
01:09:45 Lois?
01:09:47 Adam...
01:09:48 no, it's Boyd.
01:09:50 I just want you
01:09:51 just how much
01:09:53 that
01:09:57 I'm really offended!
01:09:58 uhh! no!
01:10:00 [muffled cries]
01:10:04 uhh!
01:10:06 you picked the wrong woman,
01:10:10 aaaahhhhh!
01:10:12 auuuuughh god!
01:10:15 ahhhhhh!
01:10:17 ow!
01:10:18 it's over, baby.
01:10:21 I'm gonna
01:10:23 no.
01:10:24 after the wedding,
01:10:26 I don't think that's a good
01:10:28 no, no, no, no, no.
01:10:29 out of respect
01:10:30 out of respect
01:10:32 listen to me,
01:10:33 respect for your wife
01:10:35 and your wedding,
01:10:37 do you hear where
01:10:38 I appreciate it.
01:10:39 you're just being
01:10:40 no, no, no, no, no.
01:10:42 this is my doing, ok?
01:10:43 just stop.
01:10:44 I'm gonna have a spark
01:10:48 ahh!
01:10:49 jesus!
01:10:52 aah!
01:10:55 get up!
01:11:00 you're mine!
01:11:02 I'm gonna do this for Lois...
01:11:04 [glass breaks]
01:11:05 and for my brother...
01:11:08 and for the kids...
01:11:11 I'm gonna turn myself in,
01:11:13 shh!
01:11:14 aaaaahhhhhh!
01:11:17 [Mike]: I've
01:11:19 [Kyle]:
01:11:20 listen...
01:11:22 if you think
01:11:23 you know,
01:11:25 Michael's a pretty
01:11:27 you know?
01:11:29 this stuff will
01:11:31 fish? fish?
01:11:33 [telephone rings]
01:11:35 you know what
01:11:37 hello?
01:11:38 [breathless]
01:11:39 and it's a good one.
01:11:41 it's a pacified
01:11:44 whoa, whoa.
01:11:46 she's resting,
01:11:49 the only thing is,
01:11:50 you still got Michael there,
01:11:52 yeah.
01:11:53 ok, great.
01:11:55 she wants to see him
01:11:57 she, uh...
01:11:58 she needs to grieve
01:12:00 just a little
01:12:02 right now?
01:12:03 well, isn't it
01:12:04 get over here and don't be so
01:12:14 [Boyd]: ok, you guys
01:12:16 I'm gonna
01:12:18 she just wants to
01:12:20 [Mike]: Lois wants
01:12:22 here we go,
01:12:24 upsy-daisy!
01:12:26 [drunken stammer]
01:12:27 yes. she wants a big hug,
01:12:30 come on.
01:12:31 one foot in front
01:12:33 there you go.
01:12:34 [Mike]: hey, Fisher?
01:12:35 I'm gonna do this,
01:12:37 ok, big guy.
01:12:40 [Boyd]: Lois is
01:12:41 come on, Michael,
01:12:47 [door opens and closes]
01:12:58 you know...
01:13:01 I'm thinking about
01:13:04 a move?
01:13:05 yeah. greenpeace.
01:13:07 greenpeace?
01:13:08 yeah. yeah. yeah.
01:13:09 maybe go up to the north pole,
01:13:12 tag polar bears
01:13:15 I've always had
01:13:18 [gunshot]
01:13:24 [footsteps]
01:13:32 [sighs]
01:13:44 Michael was in love
01:13:47 that's what Michael and Adam
01:13:50 in the parking lot.
01:13:52 Michael killed Adam
01:13:54 Lois rejected Michael,
01:13:56 he strangled her
01:13:59 and he shot himself
01:14:02 happens all the time.
01:14:08 that Lois, she fought
01:14:15 [Man]: well, I don't see how this
01:14:17 last month, Adam and Lois
01:14:19 they requested that you two,
01:14:23 be custodians of record
01:14:25 including all properties, cash holdings,
01:14:31 and...children.
01:14:32 Adam had a $500,000 term
01:14:36 what does that mean?
01:14:37 that means we have $500,000 to help
01:14:40 no!
01:14:41 no!
01:14:42 actually, no.
01:14:43 Adam failed to make his last payment,
01:14:47 but he did have a pension account
01:14:50 and the house,
01:14:53 ok, so where does
01:14:54 150 and 350,
01:14:56 that takes us back up
01:14:58 not even close.
01:15:00 the house is worth
01:15:02 3 credit cards...
01:15:05 the minivan payments...
01:15:07 and the income and the state taxes
01:15:11 that leaves you
01:15:13 $14,223.
01:15:17 are you fucking
01:15:20 timmy: the hell did
01:15:23 what are you gonna do about it,
01:15:24 come on, hit me!
01:15:26 secretary: hey, hey,
01:15:29 [children fighting]
01:15:30 so...
01:15:31 when's the wedding?
01:15:33 tomorrow.
01:15:34 we're getting
01:15:37 secretary:
01:15:39 enough! enough!
01:15:40 excuse me for a moment.
01:15:44 enough!
01:15:45 what is going on?
01:15:47 these are your clients' kids!
01:15:48 it's gonna be ok.
01:15:49 [whimpers]
01:15:51 it's not ok.
01:15:54 we're gonna be fine.
01:15:55 we have to cancel.
01:15:58 no. no, we don't,
01:15:59 it's gonna be ok,
01:16:01 it's gonna be ok.
01:16:02 do you love me?
01:16:04 Kyle...
01:16:07 w-w-we killed
01:16:09 [whimpers]
01:16:11 what are you
01:16:12 in Vegas.
01:16:14 Michael killed
01:16:16 Michael killed her--
01:16:19 and she...she died.
01:16:22 but there was nothing we could do about it,
01:16:26 who's dead?
01:16:28 the prostitute's dead.
01:16:30 you fucked
01:16:31 no. Michael did.
01:16:33 it was an accident,
01:16:35 where is she?
01:16:36 she's buried
01:16:39 you left
01:16:42 she's not alone.
01:16:45 Boyd went--
01:16:47 Boyd went crazy.
01:16:48 he went nuts,
01:16:51 he killed a guard.
01:16:53 he killed Lois--
01:16:54 stop, ok?
01:16:57 I don't want to hear
01:17:00 I told you not to do
01:17:03 I know.
01:17:04 you were warned!
01:17:06 you were warned, Kyle!
01:17:08 I told you your friends
01:17:10 I know!
01:17:11 I've waited
01:17:15 27 years I have
01:17:19 to walk down
01:17:21 and I will not
01:17:23 I will not be
01:17:26 and I will not
01:17:27 so tomorrow,
01:17:29 come hell or high
01:18:07 ok!
01:18:09 showtime.
01:18:10 we're about
01:18:12 moore?
01:18:13 better take
01:18:15 chop-chop!
01:18:17 let me see you.
01:18:21 there you are.
01:18:24 you look great, man.
01:18:27 go get 'em.
01:18:29 hoooo...
01:18:34 this is a situation
01:18:38 we have acted
01:18:40 of a nature
01:18:46 you've got a warped
01:18:47 your brain doesn't
01:18:50 whatever you say,
01:18:50 I'm serious.
01:18:51 no, no, no--
01:18:53 I'mthe serious one
01:18:54 I'm the serious one.
01:18:55 I'm the guy making
01:18:57 I'm the Indian runner,
01:18:59 and I want my money!
01:19:03 what money?
01:19:04 blood money!
01:19:05 insurance dollars
01:19:08 somehow let
01:19:12 you're sick.
01:19:14 if you think you can fuck me,
01:19:16 you can't, ok?
01:19:17 I'm backed up.
01:19:20 backed up on floppy,
01:19:22 I want that
01:19:24 oh, god,
01:19:26 not a prayer.
01:19:28 goddamn it!
01:19:28 I'm a fucking
01:19:30 I stay lit for you!
01:19:33 I never go dark!
01:19:40 you need help.
01:19:43 I want that
01:19:45 I told Boyd
01:19:48 I want my money!
01:19:49 aaahhhh!
01:19:54 hope you have a nice wedding,
01:19:57 you trying to cheat me,
01:20:01 [choking]
01:20:02 [Laura]: Boyd!
01:20:05 this is my day!
01:20:12 baby, wait! wait!
01:20:13 stop, baby.
01:20:21 [giggles] ok.
01:20:23 stick him in the crapper
01:20:27 baby?
01:20:29 [organ plays]
01:20:34 the best man's not
01:20:36 we're gonna just start,
01:20:38 sure.
01:20:39 great.
01:20:43 where's Boyd?
01:20:45 in the toilet.
01:20:48 we're gonna
01:20:52 [playingwedding march]
01:21:48 [groans]
01:21:52 dearly beloved,
01:21:54 we are all here today
01:21:58 Laura and Kyle,
01:21:59 have found each other.
01:22:00 you can't...spawn
01:22:04 when I see
01:22:07 I find myself renewed and inspired
01:22:11 rise!
01:22:13 with hope for
01:22:16 I'm coming!
01:22:18 let us begin.
01:22:19 may we have
01:22:20 I'm on my way!
01:22:22 the rings.
01:22:24 I don't have
01:22:25 I got the ring!
01:22:27 [whispers]
01:22:29 I'm there...
01:22:31 excuse me.
01:22:42 [Boyd strikes floor]
01:22:43 [charles]: oh, god.
01:22:48 oh, god...
01:22:51 where's the rings?
01:22:52 shh!
01:23:07 aaaahhhhhh!
01:23:10 [murmuring]
01:23:11 [gasps]
01:23:19 got 'em.
01:23:24 now we can begin.
01:23:27 do you, Kyle,
01:23:31 to be your wife
01:23:32 in sickness and in health
01:23:34 along life's highways,
01:23:36 until death do you part?
01:23:38 I do.
01:23:39 and do you, Laura,
01:23:41 I do.
01:23:43 you may
01:23:46 [applause]
01:23:51 hey, guys?
01:23:53 listen, I need two minutes
01:23:54 I'll be right out.
01:23:55 Baby, I just want you
01:23:57 Everything I did,
01:23:58 And I wanted you
01:24:01 Like you always
01:24:02 You and moore are gonna go move
01:24:04 Do you
01:24:05 And you're gonna
01:24:07 And in fact,
01:24:08 You're gonna fucking put moore
01:24:10 You want me
01:24:12 I know he's
01:24:14 But he is
01:24:15 And you are gonna
01:24:16 Fucking flushing
01:24:18 Do you
01:24:19 [Woman]: Laura?
01:24:20 Fuck!
01:24:22 You know...
01:24:23 You guys, listen--
01:24:24 Two minutes, please. just make my apologies for me.
01:24:27 And while you're at it,
01:24:29 Just get rid of
01:24:31 The dog?
01:24:32 I don't care what you do,
01:24:33 Lose him
01:24:35 You want me to kill
01:24:37 do you love me?
01:24:38 Do you?
01:24:40 Do you love me?
01:24:40 Mm-hmm.
01:24:41 Do you love me?
01:24:47 Do it?
01:24:51 [girls pound on door]
01:24:52 Fuck!
01:24:55 I told you
01:26:04 [charles digging]
01:26:15 I've been thinking.
01:26:17 I've been thinking
01:26:21 The prayer.
01:26:23 About using
01:26:24 To bring out
01:26:28 I think there's a lot
01:26:30 I'm gonna pursue
01:26:35 I want to join that
01:26:37 yeah.
01:26:39 I want a black one.
01:26:41 I want a little
01:26:44 It's a big problem,
01:26:47 You know?
01:26:48 Lack of racial integration,
01:26:51 Don't you think?
01:26:55 Kyle?
01:27:05 [whines]
01:27:10 [Laura, voice-over]:
01:27:27 That ought to be
01:27:31 Yup.
01:27:46 [Adam, voice-over]: because that is
01:27:48 That is what
01:27:50 When the big storm comes
01:27:52 And it knocks down
01:27:54 And all the rocks
01:27:56 And all the leaves are bare,
01:27:59 What is left?
01:28:01 The little trees.
01:28:04 The little fellas
01:28:07 The tiny little trees.
01:28:10 [honk]
01:28:42 [pumping noise]
01:28:51 [Kyle]: Ok, boys, let's hear
01:28:54 come on, boys,
01:28:56 [Timmy]:
01:28:57 A badger faces
01:29:01 [stuff hits floor]
01:29:03 [Adam Jr.]: a badger
01:29:04 Saves for
01:29:07 A badger is sanitary,
01:29:08 Keeps his mind
01:29:10 Yes.
01:29:12 Come on, let's see
01:29:13 Aw, no!
01:29:14 Come on, let's see
01:29:18 Yes.
01:29:19 Shit!
01:29:20 [sighs]
01:29:21 The hell with it.
01:29:23 Come on, give me
01:29:24 [Timmy]: I don't need
01:29:26 [Kyle]: if you don't reach out to me,
01:29:29 Leave me alone!
01:29:30 Your new mommy's
01:29:33 Your new mommy's--
01:29:36 Come on. come on, now.
01:29:38 Let's talk about
01:29:40 I hate you
01:29:41 Get your own crutch,
01:29:43 Please clean
01:29:45 Let's talk about our feelings.
01:29:47 A little help?
01:29:49 I can't breathe,
01:29:52 A little help,
01:29:53 Let go of me,
01:29:54 A little help?
01:29:55 [moaning]
01:29:57 Honey, could you help me
01:29:59 Honey? I need some help.
01:30:02 That's ok, she's not
01:30:05 Help me, honey. You want to talk