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00:00:18 DONNA:
00:00:21 And mine begins in a small town
00:00:27 My mother was an ex-show girl.
00:00:29 Emphasis on the "ex."
00:00:32 There's my father.
00:00:35 He came by for the beer.
00:00:36 Whoa. Oh, my God.
00:00:39 Oh, my God!
00:00:42 # Happy birthday, Donna #
00:00:45 # Whoa, whoa #
00:00:46 I didn't get to blow out
00:00:49 But I do remember my wish.
00:00:51 That I could get as far away
00:00:53 from Silver Springs
00:01:13 Well, that didn't happen.
00:01:16 Come on, sweetie.
00:01:19 My mom, always optimistic,
00:01:21 was on her fourth
00:01:23 Come on, baby.
00:01:28 RODNEY:
00:01:29 Rodney. His son.
00:01:32 No need for DNA testing
00:01:36 I still had my mind
00:01:39 beyond Silver Springs.
00:01:41 Then I met Tommy,
00:01:44 Boy, was he a great kisser.
00:01:46 Together, I knew
00:01:49 He went as far as
00:01:52 and used his pull to get me a
00:01:55 This is the best bag
00:01:58 You've got the nylon twill
00:02:02 This is the bag you use
00:02:04 Well...
00:02:06 I've actually never been
00:02:09 but if I ever get to go on one,
00:02:12 this thing is gonna follow me
00:02:15 My birthday came,
00:02:17 and I didn't have to make
00:02:19 Tommy and I had found
00:02:23 Hey. I caught you.
00:02:25 Donna. Hey.
00:02:27 I thought you didn't get off
00:02:29 I got Becky to cover for me.
00:02:33 Oh.
00:02:37 Oh!
00:02:38 Now that you're here...
00:02:39 Let me have the card.
00:02:41 No, no.
00:02:43 Just forget about it.
00:02:46 Hey, I brought that dress
00:02:48 Want to watch me change?
00:02:49 - No, hey, Donna.
00:02:52 Don't read that.
00:02:52 Come on.
00:03:01 You're breaking up with me?
00:03:03 In a birthday card?
00:03:06 Why?
00:03:08 Well, they don't make
00:03:10 [Gasps]
00:03:12 We had plans.
00:03:14 [Sighs, groans]
00:03:19 Donna, don't take this
00:03:21 I decided to take
00:03:23 Somebody else?
00:03:25 Yeah.
00:03:27 Linda from Lawn Chairs.
00:03:30 Actually, it's Brenda
00:03:33 Look, Donna,
00:03:36 Really, you are.
00:03:37 But with this promotion
00:03:41 I just need to
00:03:43 Business is business.
00:03:45 Come on, Donna.
00:03:47 You're a small-town girl.
00:03:50 You belong here.
00:03:52 ANNOUNCER: We're back
00:03:55 talking to Sally Weston.
00:03:56 Can you tell our viewers
00:03:57 the moment you decided
00:04:00 I left my job at Big Lots
00:04:01 and thought about becoming
00:04:05 Just kidding.
00:04:07 [Sighs]
00:04:11 But then something happened.
00:04:12 There I was
00:04:15 The worst moment of my life.
00:04:17 I thought,
00:04:19 For a second I was real scared.
00:04:21 Since I was a girl,
00:04:24 "You are nothing.
00:04:26 But that night
00:04:28 And I just knew
00:04:32 From a little girl
00:04:34 to the world's most famous
00:04:36 Author of "My Life in the Sky."
00:04:39 Motivational speaker.
00:04:40 I'm curious.
00:04:42 No matter how much I love
00:04:45 none of my dreams
00:04:47 They were waiting up there.
00:04:50 And frankly, people,
00:04:54 no matter who people
00:04:57 you can be whatever you want.
00:05:01 But you got to start right now.
00:05:03 Right this second, in fact.
00:05:05 But how?
00:05:07 You should start
00:05:09 I agree.
00:05:11 "My Life in the Sky."
00:05:13 We'll be right back
00:05:29 [Tires screech]
00:05:35 I took Sally's advice.
00:05:37 Sure, Sierra Airlines wasn't
00:05:41 It was the smallest
00:05:44 But everybody
00:05:48 Donna, why do you want to be
00:05:51 Well, for all
00:05:54 And for the excitement.
00:05:55 We're a budget airline.
00:05:59 Once a week to Bakersfield.
00:06:02 We got five planes.
00:06:06 Right.
00:06:08 I want to provide
00:06:11 with the best service
00:06:15 You're gonna love
00:06:17 Our motto is "Big hair,
00:06:19 and service with a smile."
00:06:24 Sir, please fasten
00:06:26 [Toilet flushes]
00:06:31 You nervous?
00:06:37 I'm Sherry.
00:06:38 Donna.
00:06:40 Welcome to Sierra.
00:06:50 As much as you can today,
00:06:53 I hear we're full,
00:06:56 Okay.
00:07:08 Okay, the overhead bins are
00:07:12 Good job.
00:07:14 Go tell the captain we're ready.
00:07:16 Okay.
00:07:21 Welcome aboard Sierra Airlines
00:07:24 There are three emergency exits.
00:07:26 Captain, we are...
00:07:28 [Snoring]
00:07:30 Captain?
00:07:32 Is he all right?
00:07:34 Don't worry about him.
00:07:38 He'll be fine.
00:07:40 I'll poke him with a stick,
00:07:44 If not, I'll give him
00:07:47 take matters into my own hands.
00:07:48 Steve.
00:07:51 Call me Copilot Steve.
00:07:52 I'm Donna Jensen.
00:07:55 I'm a trainee.
00:07:57 You nervous, Donna?
00:07:59 Nah.
00:08:01 Well, yeah.
00:08:03 Well, don't worry.
00:08:04 I've had only two near-misses
00:08:08 I chalk it up to experience,
00:08:13 I'm joking.
00:08:16 I knew that.
00:08:17 If there's anything I can do,
00:08:33 Put your hands on your knees.
00:08:35 They don't want them
00:08:38 # I'm gonna teach you #
00:08:41 # All about lovin' #
00:08:44 # Sit yourself down
00:08:46 # All you gotta do
00:08:48 # A-B-C #
00:08:50 # Easy as 1-2-3 #
00:08:53 # As simple as do-re-mi #
00:08:55 # A-B-C #
00:08:56 # 1-2-3, baby,
00:09:00 It's just like a roller coaster.
00:09:03 You ever been
00:09:05 Well, yeah.
00:09:07 I mean, you know.
00:09:09 Sometimes it helps
00:09:11 [Breathing heavily]
00:09:16 [Whirring loudly]
00:09:18 Shit!
00:09:20 - It's just the wheels.
00:09:22 No, Donna. Relax.
00:09:24 [Breathing heavily]
00:09:26 [Whimpers]
00:09:28 Oh! Oh!
00:09:30 We're gonna crash!
00:09:31 Oh, my God!
00:09:33 - Come back here!
00:09:35 We're gonna crash!
00:09:39 [Screams]
00:09:41 MAN:
00:09:42 [Screaming continues]
00:09:47 SHERRY:
00:09:51 - Enjoy the sights.
00:10:10 How you doing?
00:10:12 I was terrible.
00:10:14 I couldn't walk.
00:10:18 I totally freaked out
00:10:21 It wasn't exactly
00:10:23 Turbulence is tough.
00:10:27 Am I gonna get fired?
00:10:29 - I'm gonna get fired.
00:10:31 Really.
00:10:34 You're going places.
00:10:37 You think?
00:10:38 I'm a pilot. It's my job to know
00:10:53 One for you.
00:10:54 Put your seat
00:10:59 Ma'am, would you put
00:11:03 To fasten your seat belt,
00:11:06 Before long, I was flying
00:11:10 I even got my own trainee.
00:11:13 There wasn't a lot to do
00:11:15 There was always tanning
00:11:17 I can't believe your boyfriend
00:11:20 If you don't marry him,
00:11:22 First of all, sweetie,
00:11:26 Oh, my God!
00:11:28 What's wrong?
00:11:29 [Laughs]
00:11:31 There's some safety pins in
00:11:34 CHRISTINE:
00:11:36 You are a very bad
00:11:38 Thank you.
00:11:42 [Horn honks]
00:11:47 [Horn honking]
00:11:49 SHERRY: Mmm-mmm.
00:11:54 Hey, Sherry.
00:11:57 Don't know.
00:11:58 What'd he do?
00:12:00 The guy ran off with my
00:12:04 Well, you have my permission
00:12:07 [Chuckles]
00:12:10 Oh, Ted, this is Christine.
00:12:13 It's a pleasure to meet you.
00:12:16 Hey, let me know if you need
00:12:20 I might take you up on that.
00:12:28 [Clattering]
00:12:35 - [Grunts] Freeze!
00:12:38 I am so sorry.
00:12:39 I thought you were Herb.
00:12:41 Do I look like a Herb?
00:12:44 No, ma'am.
00:12:46 I'd appreciate it
00:12:47 if you could find it
00:12:50 It's all right.
00:12:52 Who are you, anyway?
00:12:54 I'm no one.
00:12:56 My name's Ted.
00:12:57 Well, Ted, I'm Donna.
00:13:01 It's nice to meet you, Donna.
00:13:04 My clasp broke.
00:13:07 Don't move.
00:13:10 Clasp, huh?
00:13:17 What are you gonna do
00:13:19 Turn, please.
00:13:21 [Whistles]
00:13:30 Okay.
00:13:31 You new around here?
00:13:33 Yeah.
00:13:34 I work with Sherry
00:13:36 Oh.
00:13:37 Uh-huh.
00:13:39 Okay. All set.
00:13:43 Thank you.
00:13:44 It was the least I can do.
00:13:46 Being that you're new
00:13:49 that it is my official duty
00:13:52 a special guided tour
00:13:59 - Oops.
00:14:01 Hey.
00:14:03 You mind if I come with?
00:14:07 Okay, sure. Yeah.
00:14:17 # Suddenly
00:14:25 [Engine roaring]
00:14:27 - Whoa!
00:14:32 # And the night's
00:14:35 # When the doubts
00:14:40 # 'Cause suddenly
00:14:47 [Engine shuts off]
00:14:50 Beautiful, huh?
00:14:51 Thank you.
00:14:53 It really is.
00:14:55 Ted, would you oil my back?
00:14:58 Okay. Yeah.
00:15:02 - Thank you.
00:15:06 So, how'd you become
00:15:09 Oh, I'm not.
00:15:11 I'm a student.
00:15:13 Or I was.
00:15:15 My family's from Cleveland.
00:15:17 Was?
00:15:19 Yeah, I quit my final semester.
00:15:21 And then I went bumming around
00:15:24 And now I'm here for a while.
00:15:26 Yeah, I quit high school.
00:15:28 Would you do
00:15:33 Why'd you quit?
00:15:35 - Well, I was...
00:15:38 Everything was on track.
00:15:39 I was on my way to being
00:15:42 I had a hot law firm
00:15:44 And then I thought,
00:15:47 Is this what I want?"
00:15:49 My whole life was over
00:15:51 I wanted to travel.
00:15:53 I wanted to see the world.
00:15:56 And then I had this crazy idea
00:15:59 that I would look for the thing
00:16:09 Would you mind
00:16:15 - No, I swear, they do!
00:16:18 Can you believe
00:16:21 I mean, where are we?
00:16:23 - What was the bathroom like?
00:16:26 - I love that lipstick.
00:16:28 Remind me. As soon
00:16:30 I have to go straight
00:16:32 - Are those new earrings?
00:16:35 The guy in London.
00:16:38 I think I need to take
00:16:40 [Laughter]
00:16:52 We better go.
00:16:56 Don't forget you wanted to go
00:16:59 and get a Toblerone.
00:17:00 Right.
00:17:09 You know what?
00:17:10 What?
00:17:11 We are as good as they are.
00:17:13 - We are?
00:17:14 We don't have to spend our lives
00:17:16 working at Sierra
00:17:19 You know,
00:17:21 Three whole months.
00:17:23 Uniforms were natural fiber.
00:17:26 What happened?
00:17:27 They went bust.
00:17:29 So you started working
00:17:30 I needed a job.
00:17:33 Well, they're hiring now.
00:17:39 Royalty Airlines job fair.
00:17:40 This weekend at the
00:17:46 You guys,
00:17:50 Who's in?
00:17:55 # Oh, oh #
00:17:57 # Livin' on a prayer #
00:17:59 # Take my hand #
00:18:01 # We can make it, I swear #
00:18:03 # Oh, oh #
00:18:05 # Livin' on a prayer #
00:18:07 # Ohhh, we're halfway there #
00:18:11 # Oh, Oh #
00:18:13 # Livin' on a prayer #
00:18:15 # Take my hand #
00:18:17 # We'll make it, I swear #
00:18:19 # Oh, Oh #
00:18:20 # Livin' on a prayer #
00:18:29 WOMAN:
00:18:30 If you have any questions,
00:18:33 "No person may serve
00:18:37 unless that person
00:18:39 to the pilot in command
00:18:41 familiarity with
00:18:44 to be performed in..."
00:18:47 You dot your I's
00:18:49 That's so cute.
00:18:51 Yeah, well,
00:18:54 That and my hickeys.
00:18:57 Well, a girl's got to have
00:19:00 I was excited to be interviewed
00:19:04 He had been with Royalty
00:19:07 Hi.
00:19:08 I'm John Whitney.
00:19:11 Maybe a little too long.
00:19:13 This one.
00:19:14 Head of the Royalty flight-
00:19:17 T ell me, why do you want to work
00:19:22 I believe that I have a lot
00:19:26 Because the planes are...
00:19:29 They're so much bigger.
00:19:32 Oh. My gum.
00:19:34 Why do you want to work
00:19:38 Oh, well...
00:19:39 [Chuckles]
00:19:42 I just got to think
00:19:44 Take your time.
00:19:47 Because I'm organized
00:19:50 I worked for Sierra Airlines,
00:19:52 I put that down there.
00:19:55 Yeah, right above Hooters.
00:19:57 Hooters.
00:19:58 Right. Oh, yes.
00:19:59 If there is a task,
00:20:02 until I have completed it
00:20:04 Did I say "organized"?
00:20:06 - Got a question for you.
00:20:08 What's your tolerance level
00:20:11 Physical pain.
00:20:12 Like, sexual pain?
00:20:16 Would you consider yourself
00:20:18 Oh, definitely.
00:20:20 - Not just big people.
00:20:22 - You got it.
00:20:23 To learn and to follow through
00:20:27 I'm just gonna say a few words.
00:20:29 - Okay.
00:20:30 Didgeridoo.
00:20:32 Scooby Doo-Doo.
00:20:33 Tectonic plates.
00:20:35 Tectonic plates.
00:20:37 Dishware.
00:20:38 - Do you handle surprises well?
00:20:41 Do you handle surprises well?
00:20:43 [Both laugh]
00:20:45 I scared you, didn't I?
00:20:47 No, no.
00:20:48 It has always been my dream
00:20:51 And I think you guys
00:20:54 That's just terrific.
00:20:56 You're terrific, how about?
00:21:02 No. This one.
00:21:04 It's called strabismus.
00:21:06 There's no business
00:21:09 I get to make jokes.
00:21:13 Does anything frighten you?
00:21:16 Oh, you mean the eye?
00:21:20 I didn't notice.
00:21:29 Oh, my God.
00:21:30 You're kidding.
00:21:32 That's the way
00:21:35 But this is so unfair.
00:21:37 You're a better flight attendant
00:21:40 I'll be fine.
00:21:41 I been thinking about
00:21:48 I'm sure gonna miss you guys.
00:21:50 We're gonna miss you, too.
00:21:53 Study hard.
00:22:03 Congratulations
00:22:05 Getting into
00:22:11 [Sighs]
00:22:14 People say it's really hard.
00:22:16 A lot of people don't make it
00:22:19 I don't want to be one of them.
00:22:21 Are you kidding me?
00:22:22 They would have never
00:22:24 unless they thought
00:22:26 You're smart. You're beautiful.
00:22:29 You're gonna do great.
00:22:30 Wow!
00:22:31 You give one hell of a pep talk.
00:22:34 I got a lot of that back home.
00:22:38 Sally always says that the
00:22:41 is having people
00:22:44 Who's Sally?
00:22:45 She's kind of like a friend.
00:22:49 [Donna laughing]
00:22:51 - Oh.
00:22:53 Oh, you know, we're gonna have
00:22:56 Friday night
00:22:58 Oh, yeah.
00:23:00 Well, I'm probably
00:23:05 Why not?
00:23:06 I can be happy for you
00:23:09 But 7:00 till whenever,
00:23:12 Yeah, our timing is
00:23:16 I had a really good time,
00:23:20 so I wouldn't feel like I was
00:23:26 Well, I'm parked out there.
00:23:29 Yeah, I'm...
00:23:31 Right.
00:23:32 So...
00:23:39 [Sighs]
00:23:42 The only kiss we got here
00:23:45 which, as kisses go,
00:23:53 So...
00:23:57 - Goodbye, Donna Jensen.
00:23:59 Good luck in school.
00:24:00 Oh, thank you.
00:24:01 Don't run with scissors.
00:24:10 Why can't all choices
00:24:12 Why can't they all be
00:24:15 Coffee or tea?
00:24:16 Not career or romance.
00:24:18 JOHN:
00:24:20 Now take off.
00:24:23 - Hi.
00:24:25 I'm John Whitney.
00:24:27 Head of the Royalty flight-
00:24:30 Welcome and
00:24:32 It's Donna.
00:24:34 Sure. Okay.
00:24:35 Good to see you, Mary.
00:24:37 It's Christine, actually.
00:24:39 Sure. Okay. Great.
00:24:41 What we have here is your
00:24:45 containing airport codes
00:24:48 your registration packet,
00:24:51 and information
00:24:54 Yeah.
00:24:55 You two will be staying
00:24:59 That's a fun one. Yeah.
00:25:03 None. Good.
00:25:04 All right.
00:25:12 - Hi.
00:25:14 - Oh, my God.
00:25:15 Sure. Okay.
00:25:16 Sally Weston is a mentor?
00:25:19 Sally Weston!
00:25:21 So, who is this
00:25:25 Who is Sally Weston?
00:25:29 Only the author
00:25:33 Hmm.
00:25:35 Sally Weston represents
00:25:38 of poise and beauty
00:25:41 that every flight attendant
00:25:46 Oh, I like her hair.
00:25:48 [Telephone rings]
00:25:51 Hello?
00:25:53 Yes, this is she.
00:25:56 We'd love to.
00:26:02 Oh, my God.
00:26:10 # Would you like to ride
00:26:17 # Would you like to ride
00:26:22 # We could float
00:26:25 # You and I #
00:26:27 # For we can fly #
00:26:34 # Up-up and away #
00:26:36 Howdy!
00:26:40 ALL: Howdy!
00:26:42 More white wine, girls?
00:26:43 ALL: Yes, please.
00:26:44 Oh, I'm sorry.
00:26:47 Just consider me
00:26:49 This is a really big house
00:26:52 Thank you.
00:26:54 Along with the rest
00:26:57 - The whole thing?
00:27:00 How did you all meet?
00:27:01 Oh, that is a cute story.
00:27:04 Jack was flying to Maui to build
00:27:08 I was serving him.
00:27:10 He must have pushed
00:27:14 "More warm nuts.
00:27:18 No man alive could eat
00:27:21 So then,
00:27:24 of warm nuts under his seat,
00:27:27 It wasn't the nuts he wanted.
00:27:30 ALL: Oh!
00:27:33 Where have you been
00:27:36 What was it like, Mrs. Weston,
00:27:39 Sally, please.
00:27:41 Oh, it was wonderful.
00:27:42 The exotic cities.
00:27:44 Yeah, I hear all those
00:27:48 Nope. Not all.
00:27:51 So, is it difficult to get
00:27:55 - You have to have seniority.
00:27:58 And even then, you have to
00:28:01 and serve impeccably.
00:28:03 Oh, but it was worth it.
00:28:06 People dressed for flights.
00:28:08 It was like every night
00:28:11 Every night was...
00:28:15 Magic.
00:28:42 - Oh!
00:28:43 - You scared me.
00:28:45 There's something
00:29:06 This is all yours?
00:29:07 You bet.
00:29:09 It's everything I wanted.
00:29:11 You can have everything you
00:29:15 Follow your head,
00:29:17 What do you mean?
00:29:19 I sense something in you, Donna.
00:29:24 What is it?
00:29:25 Hunger.
00:29:27 You do?
00:29:28 Mm-hmm.
00:29:30 I wanted Paris.
00:29:32 And nothing less.
00:29:34 So today this is all mine.
00:29:39 You're just like me, Donna.
00:29:41 My old uniform.
00:29:44 Oh, that is so beautiful.
00:29:47 Well, of course it is.
00:29:53 Oh, it suits you.
00:29:56 Feel the fabric.
00:29:59 It's so...
00:30:00 Soft?
00:30:04 And luxurious?
00:30:08 Paris.
00:30:12 Donna, say it.
00:30:13 Paris.
00:30:17 It's the only road
00:30:20 Paris.
00:30:24 It's your destiny.
00:30:27 [Exhales deeply]
00:30:38 Ten-hut!
00:30:40 At ease.
00:30:43 Welcome aboard.
00:30:45 You should all be very,
00:30:48 The simple fact
00:30:50 at the Royalty Learning Center
00:30:52 means you've joined
00:30:55 The Royal... ty family.
00:30:58 Our first goal
00:31:01 is to bring back the style
00:31:04 to the art of flying.
00:31:06 In the coming weeks,
00:31:09 the necessary hands-on training
00:31:11 for you to function
00:31:16 Up there.
00:31:17 But don't expect an easy road.
00:31:20 [Laughing]
00:31:21 An easy road... comma...
00:31:24 I will not hold your hand.
00:31:27 [Laughter]
00:31:29 Now, what I want all of you
00:31:32 Come on. Let's go.
00:31:34 And I want you to look
00:31:37 Taped to the bottom,
00:31:42 Now, what did we learn
00:31:47 We learned you have to get off
00:31:51 [Laughter]
00:31:54 Down.
00:31:56 [Chuckling]
00:31:57 Now, we don't actually learn
00:32:01 but we do learn
00:32:07 ...like royalty.
00:32:09 Yeah.
00:32:10 So, shall we get started?
00:32:16 [Buzzer]
00:32:17 There's an oxygen mask
00:32:20 ALL:
00:32:22 Before helping the people
00:32:25 put it on yourself.
00:32:28 - Excuse me, miss.
00:32:29 This is first class.
00:32:30 I want my hand towels.
00:32:33 And I want my warm nuts!
00:32:35 Warm nuts.
00:32:36 You call these warm nuts?
00:32:38 I've felt warmer nuts
00:32:41 - Stop it!
00:32:42 No.
00:32:44 What did we learn here?
00:32:46 Upon encountering a DP,
00:32:50 take the following steps.
00:32:51 "A"...Listen.
00:32:53 Two... Acknowledge.
00:32:55 And "C"...Explain.
00:32:58 And on a more personal note,
00:33:00 I have actually felt
00:33:04 Quite toasty warm.
00:33:05 [Buzzer]
00:33:06 Get those masks on!
00:33:08 Louder!
00:33:09 [Muffled] There's
00:33:12 on a hidden shelf.
00:33:14 Before helping the people
00:33:17 JOHN:
00:33:19 to stay calm, and to not get
00:33:22 Just remember
00:33:24 Disgruntled passengers are
00:33:29 and have a skewed vision
00:33:31 Okay.
00:33:33 Hungry, angry, lonely, tired,
00:33:35 H.A.L.T.S.V.W.
00:33:38 Go!
00:33:42 "Asses the window..."
00:33:43 Okay. Stop.
00:33:45 CHRISTINE: What?
00:33:46 It's assess the window.
00:33:52 You put the wrong em-phasis
00:33:55 ...with a skewed world view,
00:33:57 so really,
00:34:01 But you get my point.
00:34:04 Assess the window!
00:34:06 Drop! Drop!
00:34:08 Remove your shoes!
00:34:10 Whoa! Yes.
00:34:12 Eleven seconds!
00:34:15 [Cheers and applause]
00:34:20 [Mumbling]
00:34:25 What's the matter?
00:34:26 Who am I kidding?
00:34:30 Headed right
00:34:33 Probably wind up in Cleveland.
00:34:35 Christine, stop being so hard
00:34:38 - You just have to concentrate.
00:34:42 You're headed for New York
00:34:44 I am not smarter than you, okay?
00:34:47 Who cares, anyway,
00:34:51 They don't land
00:34:53 They crash.
00:34:56 People always say that
00:34:59 That everyone has
00:35:05 What if I don't?
00:35:07 What if there's nothing
00:35:10 What about your hickeys?
00:35:15 Yeah.
00:35:17 Oh. Come on.
00:35:20 Would you stop
00:35:23 You are gonna get through this.
00:35:25 Here's what we're gonna do.
00:35:27 Dry those little eyes.
00:35:34 Where'd you get these?
00:35:36 Oh, from Sally Weston's house.
00:35:39 There's a whole bunch of them.
00:35:43 You stole them?
00:35:45 No.
00:35:48 We were guests.
00:35:49 They were there for us.
00:35:54 Yeah, to use, you know?
00:35:59 Come on.
00:36:00 It's no big deal.
00:36:01 Excuse me.
00:36:04 - Chapter 7.
00:36:08 If you get caught
00:36:11 you will get fired like that.
00:36:14 You're not mad at me, are you?
00:36:19 No.
00:36:41 Yes!
00:36:44 [Bell rings]
00:36:46 Time's up.
00:36:47 Pencils down.
00:36:50 Remember to write
00:36:52 on the front of the exam booklet
00:37:00 So, how'd you do?
00:37:02 New York, here I come.
00:37:04 [Applause]
00:37:06 SALLY:
00:37:07 Thanks so much for listening.
00:37:13 Can I get my picture with you?
00:37:15 I would love that.
00:37:17 - Okay.
00:37:20 Say "Royalty."
00:37:21 Repeat after me.
00:37:24 DONNA:
00:37:29 WOMAN: Cincinnati.
00:37:31 MAN:
00:37:37 Oh, my God!
00:37:39 Oh, my God!
00:37:41 [Cheering, laughter]
00:37:44 Hey, Donna!
00:37:46 I got New York.
00:37:49 There must be some mistake.
00:37:51 Ms. Jensen, try and take this
00:37:55 that one associates
00:37:58 We expect our employees to
00:38:01 and to handle setbacks
00:38:04 Screw integrity!
00:38:06 I am not going back to commuter!
00:38:10 DONNA:
00:38:12 I can't believe
00:38:14 This cannot be happening.
00:38:15 JOHN: Royalty Express,
00:38:19 is still a member
00:38:22 It's not my destiny.
00:38:24 I want my destiny.
00:38:26 Well, I'm sorry.
00:38:27 But you'll be eligible
00:38:30 One year?
00:38:32 I was the best in my class.
00:38:35 I've seen it a hundred times.
00:38:38 You peaked too soon.
00:38:40 I don't understand.
00:38:42 How do I explain this?
00:38:43 You're what we
00:38:47 a "peak-too-sooner."
00:38:48 Yeah.
00:38:50 It happens.
00:38:52 I aced that test.
00:38:55 - That's not procedure.
00:38:58 - She'll tell you.
00:39:02 Although an excellent mentor,
00:39:05 she has no authority
00:39:07 - That is bullshit.
00:39:09 Eye exams!
00:39:12 I wanted my destiny, too,
00:39:14 I wanted to be
00:39:18 There's a shit stick out there
00:39:22 And I'm here to tell you
00:39:23 that everyone gets hit
00:39:26 Eye exam! Eye exam!
00:39:29 [Breathing heavily]
00:39:32 Forgive me.
00:39:34 Dr. Tim at the center says
00:39:37 I need to refocus.
00:39:39 So just give me a second, okay?
00:39:43 [Bell rings]
00:39:45 [Chanting softly]
00:39:54 [Exhales deeply]
00:39:56 Better. Okay.
00:39:58 Look, you can fly
00:40:03 or you can leave the airline.
00:40:07 Where am I going?
00:40:08 Let me have a look here.
00:40:14 Welcome to Cleveland
00:40:18 Remain seated until the aircraft
00:40:21 and the captain has turned off
00:40:23 We know you have a choice
00:40:26 We thank you for choosing
00:40:30 I don't know if I mentioned it.
00:40:33 In Cleveland!
00:40:36 Terminal Tower.
00:40:38 It's like Paris,
00:40:40 and they're 30 pounds
00:40:42 We are gonna look so thin.
00:40:44 WOMAN: When you meet someone
00:40:46 you can greet them with
00:40:49 DONNA: Bonjour!
00:40:50 - Bonjour!
00:40:53 If you are talking to a man,
00:40:58 Bonjour, monsieur.
00:40:59 Bonjour, monsieur.
00:41:01 - Bonjour, monsieur.
00:41:09 Good afternoon.
00:41:11 Welcome aboard
00:41:14 Two in the rear
00:41:17 - Cheese sandwich for you?
00:41:20 Cheese.
00:41:21 We have one cheese left.
00:41:23 - Bologna or cheese?
00:41:36 Can I take this chair?
00:41:37 Sure.
00:41:39 - Hey!
00:41:41 You told me to take it.
00:41:43 Ted!
00:41:44 Hey, Donna.
00:41:46 Oh, my God!
00:41:48 I'm great.
00:41:52 Oh. You didn't ask me
00:41:54 No, but now that you told me.
00:41:56 What are you doing
00:41:59 I live here.
00:42:02 This is Royalty's hub.
00:42:04 Well, express.
00:42:06 You're kidding.
00:42:07 MARY: Ted.
00:42:10 Oh, one sec.
00:42:12 That's my partner, Mary.
00:42:15 Hello.
00:42:17 Hi.
00:42:18 Wow.
00:42:20 She's pretty.
00:42:22 Oh, no.
00:42:24 Oh.
00:42:26 I'm in law school.
00:42:28 Oh, my God!
00:42:30 That is so great.
00:42:32 It's unbelievable, huh?
00:42:34 So I've got one year
00:42:36 Then I can reapply.
00:42:38 I've been here for six weeks,
00:42:42 Well, you're basically
00:42:44 if you're just really,
00:42:49 So, why'd you go back
00:42:51 I had dinner
00:42:54 who was charging after
00:42:57 I thought to myself,
00:42:59 So I'm here now for a year.
00:43:02 I really miss my family,
00:43:05 So please don't tell anybody
00:43:07 I promise.
00:43:08 Okay, here's how I look at it.
00:43:10 Cleveland is like this
00:43:13 All we have to do
00:43:16 and somebody's gonna call
00:43:18 Cleveland's like this great,
00:43:21 and we're next on the list.
00:43:22 Exactly.
00:43:24 Now all we have to do
00:43:25 is think about something
00:43:29 Mm-hmm.
00:43:32 Hmm.
00:43:35 # For once in my life,
00:43:39 # Someone I've needed so long #
00:43:43 # For once, unafraid,
00:43:48 # Somehow
00:43:51 # For once, I can touch #
00:43:54 # What my heart
00:43:57 Sometimes, just when
00:44:00 for a really bumpy flight,
00:44:01 it's amazing how the skies
00:44:05 But between my busy schedule
00:44:07 and the extra job Ted took
00:44:09 I spent too many nights
00:44:12 and watching TNT.
00:44:14 [Knock on door]
00:44:16 Just a minute.
00:44:22 Small cheese pizza
00:44:25 $8 even.
00:44:33 Just call me a sucker
00:44:37 I cannot believe
00:44:40 Oh, my God.
00:44:43 [Laughs]
00:44:45 And guess what I get to do
00:44:48 - Bake cookies.
00:44:50 You are so not
00:44:53 I can't believe on a test
00:44:55 You studied like crazy.
00:44:56 Get out of here.
00:45:07 The more I think
00:45:09 the more convinced I am
00:45:12 I might hire a lawyer
00:45:15 Hey, you could help me out
00:45:18 I'm not a lawyer.
00:45:19 Well, you're gonna be.
00:45:21 You think so, huh?
00:45:22 Mm-hmm.
00:45:25 How is it that
00:45:31 - Somebody's got to.
00:45:39 Check out 3B.
00:45:41 Isn't he cute?
00:45:43 Aside from the headphone hair.
00:45:44 When I asked him to put his tray
00:45:48 he said, "That too?"
00:45:49 I mean, hello.
00:45:51 And those arms.
00:45:53 He's like something
00:45:55 Well, I'll root for you
00:45:58 You rat me out and I'll stop
00:46:02 All I want is a little
00:46:04 Oh, God.
00:46:07 Did I tell you he wants me to
00:46:10 And that's bad news why?
00:46:13 For me, anything that ever
00:46:16 is always bad news.
00:46:17 Please.
00:46:18 The thing is, Randy,
00:46:21 from Silver Springs
00:46:24 "You're never gonna do anything,
00:46:27 I just worry that
00:46:30 what's gonna happen
00:46:31 to everything I've worked
00:46:34 Okay. Fine.
00:46:36 That's kind of why
00:46:38 It just takes willpower.
00:46:40 You didn't fall in love
00:46:43 You're gay.
00:46:45 But it still took willpower,
00:00:07 MR. STEWART:
00:00:09 Okay. Who's next?
00:00:11 TED: Grandma!
00:00:14 - It's from me and Ted.
00:00:16 [Shouting]
00:00:18 It's from Donna and me!
00:00:20 Thank you, dear.
00:00:24 What is it?
00:00:26 It's an all-in-one
00:00:28 Now you don't have to fuss
00:00:31 Thank you, dear.
00:00:36 Thank you, Donna.
00:00:38 Now it's your turn.
00:00:42 You said we weren't
00:00:45 Just open it.
00:00:46 He said we weren't
00:00:49 TED:
00:00:50 - Oh, my God.
00:00:53 - You like it?
00:00:54 It has two time zones.
00:00:56 If a passenger asks you
00:00:58 you can think about me.
00:01:01 I love it.
00:01:03 MR. STEWART:
00:01:05 I think so.
00:01:06 Oh, you're not out
00:01:09 You got one more present.
00:01:11 - From all of us.
00:01:17 It's the annual
00:01:20 [Laughter]
00:01:21 I got you a medium.
00:01:22 - I hope you like it baggy.
00:01:25 Time for the team photo!
00:01:30 - Come on, Donna.
00:01:33 It's a family picture.
00:01:35 Oh, no, Donna.
00:01:37 Come on, Donna.
00:01:43 - It's flashing.
00:01:45 TED:
00:01:47 ALL: Cheese.
00:01:51 Well, you survived your first
00:01:55 It was good.
00:01:57 I never knew a family
00:02:00 No fighting.
00:02:04 Normally, that "everyone
00:02:07 would kind of freak me out.
00:02:10 But I even like
00:02:19 Is that all that's going on
00:02:26 I'm just not used to all that,
00:02:40 Dan.
00:02:41 Hi, Donna.
00:02:43 All right. I want to get
00:02:46 Sure.
00:02:47 [Typing]
00:02:48 We got you going to Pittsburgh
00:02:52 Any chance of that Dallas route
00:02:55 Let me have a look.
00:03:02 Sorry.
00:03:04 All right.
00:03:05 Have a good trip, Donna.
00:03:08 Oh, my God.
00:03:12 Donna!
00:03:13 Oh, my God!
00:03:16 Oh, my God!
00:03:17 What are you doing
00:03:19 My New York-L.A. flight had
00:03:22 so they dumped us here
00:03:24 Oh, right.
00:03:26 God.
00:03:28 Oh, yeah, I know.
00:03:30 I'm going for
00:03:32 Goes better with Chanel.
00:03:34 Right.
00:03:36 I have the sweetest little
00:03:40 Oh, you would be
00:03:44 You know what, Ted?
00:03:45 If it wasn't for Donna,
00:03:46 I would've never made it
00:03:49 Oh, now,
00:03:51 It is.
00:03:52 Actually, just last week,
00:03:53 I was thinking about
00:03:56 I was on the New York-to-Chicago
00:03:59 This guy gets on.
00:04:03 He's trying to stuff it
00:04:06 Clearly the thing is too big.
00:04:10 So I thought, "What would
00:04:14 So I politely said to him,
00:04:17 "Either you check it
00:04:22 That's not what I would do.
00:04:24 What do you mean?
00:04:25 Well, you must,
00:04:28 offer the option of buying
00:04:31 for that oversized item.
00:04:33 It's section 23.4
00:04:35 Well, I can't remember
00:04:38 [Laughs]
00:04:40 But you should've
00:04:42 It was the last question
00:04:46 Say, Christine, do you have
00:04:49 My nephew's been begging me
00:04:51 They don't have them
00:04:53 Let me look.
00:04:55 Let's see
00:04:57 Whoa.
00:05:00 Oh, I love these.
00:05:02 Love it, love it.
00:05:04 I have so much garbage in here.
00:05:06 Ah. Here we go.
00:05:09 Future pilot.
00:05:10 Thank you.
00:05:12 Enjoy.
00:05:13 There.
00:05:15 We could do shots
00:05:17 Let's do shots.
00:05:18 Want to?
00:05:23 SALLY: Paris.
00:05:31 Paris.
00:05:36 [Airplane engines roaring]
00:05:43 I think I'm doing very well
00:05:46 But I just can't
00:05:49 some kind of mix-up
00:05:51 Some kind
00:05:53 Those things mess up.
00:05:55 They lose luggage or send bags
00:05:58 I'm afraid that's impossible.
00:06:00 The tests are hand-graded.
00:06:02 Oh, right.
00:06:05 I'm sorry.
00:06:06 I'm sure there's nothing
00:06:09 Who says
00:06:11 I am Sally Weston.
00:06:13 I invented this.
00:06:17 Before me, they just pointed.
00:06:20 Wow.
00:06:23 I did speak to John.
00:06:25 I asked him
00:06:27 I begged him.
00:06:29 I asked him if you could see
00:06:32 Don't you worry about John.
00:06:35 I scared the hell out of that
00:06:38 It's test 1047.
00:06:40 Hello.
00:06:48 Oh, my God.
00:06:53 Oh, my God.
00:06:54 What is it, Donna?
00:06:55 This isn't my test.
00:06:59 It's my number.
00:07:02 But it isn't mine.
00:07:06 Time's up.
00:07:10 Remember to write
00:07:12 on the front of the exam booklet
00:07:16 So, how'd you do?
00:07:18 New York, here I come.
00:07:23 I can't believe it.
00:07:24 I trusted her.
00:07:27 Oh, my God.
00:07:30 No wonder we sent you
00:07:32 We were being nice.
00:07:34 I can't believe
00:07:37 Wait a minute.
00:07:39 That night I had you kids
00:07:41 someone took my airplane soaps.
00:07:45 Oh, my God.
00:07:47 She is probably
00:07:49 Hell, I'll bet she's got
00:07:52 of airline property.
00:07:53 Headsets. Booze.
00:07:55 There's two things
00:07:57 We got to get you retested.
00:08:00 If you do as well as I think,
00:08:04 How soon can you leave
00:08:06 I'd just have to talk to Ted.
00:08:08 Who's Ted?
00:08:10 This really great guy
00:08:13 Oh.
00:08:14 Well, I'm afraid you've got
00:08:19 Yeah.
00:08:22 Well, what would you do?
00:08:24 Well, I know what I did.
00:08:26 And so do you,
00:08:28 But, honey, it's your life.
00:08:32 Right.
00:08:34 Well, I'll call you later.
00:08:36 I've got a flight
00:08:39 You said there were two things.
00:08:41 I'll take care of that.
00:08:43 Just skedaddle.
00:08:45 Okay. Thanks.
00:08:51 WOMAN:
00:08:53 Hello.
00:08:55 MAN:
00:08:57 This is Sally Weston.
00:08:59 I'm calling to report a code
00:09:02 Put a ghost rider
00:09:04 If you see any violations,
00:09:07 as soon as the plane
00:09:10 - Miss Montgomery?
00:09:12 I have to ask you
00:09:14 Why? Who are you?
00:09:15 Royalty Security.
00:09:25 [Horn honks]
00:09:34 Hey, Jensen!
00:09:37 You were right.
00:09:39 I can't believe it.
00:09:41 Oh, my God.
00:09:44 Ted, that is so great.
00:09:46 So get your damn coat on,
00:09:48 We're going out to celebrate.
00:09:51 I have to talk to you.
00:09:54 I flew to Dallas today.
00:10:02 You're kidding.
00:10:03 So they're gonna retest me.
00:10:05 Wow.
00:10:07 When are they doing that?
00:10:09 I got to leave right away.
00:10:11 Okay. Sure.
00:10:13 We'll celebrate
00:10:15 The thing is,
00:10:18 I might not be back.
00:10:22 I could get placed
00:10:25 That's it?
00:10:27 I come home.
00:10:29 Well, we've always said
00:10:31 that Cleveland is
00:10:34 For me, the waiting room was
00:10:41 I'm in love with you.
00:10:50 I can't let somebody tell me
00:10:54 Not again.
00:10:56 Got it.
00:11:13 I hated leaving Ted.
00:11:15 Ted made me feel
00:11:18 The problem was, I wasn't
00:11:26 [Bell rings]
00:11:28 Time's up.
00:11:29 Pencils down.
00:11:31 Be sure to put
00:11:34 on the front of the exam booklet
00:11:48 Well, well.
00:11:50 Congratulations.
00:11:52 I just want you to know
00:11:54 that I was against
00:11:56 That's not procedure.
00:11:58 But apparently,
00:12:01 the same respect for procedure
00:12:04 So you'll be happy to know
00:12:10 First time in seven years.
00:12:12 The last time was me.
00:12:16 So I imagine you'll have fun.
00:12:19 Up there.
00:12:21 Living out your destiny.
00:12:26 Must be nice.
00:12:28 Thank you.
00:12:29 You're welcome.
00:12:36 Mr. Whitney,
00:12:39 I couldn't have done this
00:12:40 Yeah, right.
00:12:41 I mean it.
00:12:43 You are an excellent instructor.
00:12:46 I am?
00:12:48 Yes.
00:12:51 That's the nicest damn thing
00:12:55 I'd say we're both
00:12:58 You do it, Donna Jensen.
00:13:00 You do it for those of us
00:13:03 I will.
00:13:05 Thatagirl.
00:13:06 Now you get out of here.
00:13:08 Oh, and, Donna.
00:13:12 Fly away.
00:13:27 # It's a long way
00:13:31 # Just to glimpse your fate #
00:13:34 # Just to see
00:13:38 # And it's a long road,
00:13:42 # You got to really wanna go #
00:13:45 # And just let the others
00:13:51 # Up and down again,
00:13:57 # It took some bleeding
00:14:02 # Oh, in and out of life #
00:14:05 # At times, it was difficult #
00:14:08 # I got a new life, baby #
00:14:11 # It takes some
00:14:15 # No sign of any rain #
00:14:18 # My skies are clear today #
00:14:20 # I keep bracing
00:14:24 # But there's no sign of any #
00:14:27 # No obstacles in sight #
00:14:30 # My skies are clear tonight #
00:14:33 # I keep thinking
00:14:37 # Oh, but there's no sign
00:14:41 # No, no sign of it #
00:14:49 # I got a new life, baby #
00:14:53 # It takes some
00:14:56 # No sign of it #
00:14:59 # No, no sign of it #
00:15:01 Donna.
00:15:04 Christine.
00:15:07 - Hi.
00:15:12 Did you hear the bad news?
00:15:14 What?
00:15:16 I got fired.
00:15:18 Busted for stealing.
00:15:22 Yeah.
00:15:24 So I just wanted to come here
00:15:29 Donna.
00:15:38 [Exhales deeply]
00:15:40 You know, isn't it amazing
00:15:44 how there was a ghost rider
00:15:47 Well...
00:15:49 And another thing.
00:15:50 I just can't help wondering.
00:15:53 How does someone go
00:15:56 to International in such
00:15:59 [Breathes deeply]
00:16:02 Excuse me, Christine.
00:16:04 I had you figured out
00:16:07 What did you say?
00:16:08 You just couldn't stand the fact
00:16:12 That I was more fun than you.
00:16:14 That everyone loved me.
00:16:16 All I did
00:16:19 And you stabbed me in the back.
00:16:21 I never stabbed you
00:16:24 You switched our exams.
00:16:26 Well, if you're gonna nitpick.
00:16:29 And you left me rotting
00:16:31 while you went
00:16:34 with those tacky, little hearts
00:16:36 Someone had to put you
00:16:38 Little miss perfect.
00:16:39 "Oh, excellent, Donna."
00:16:43 "Is it hard to get international
00:16:47 Throwing yourself
00:16:49 You know what?
00:16:51 Leave Ted out of this.
00:16:53 Just because you're pissed off
00:16:59 Get your hands off me.
00:17:00 Oh, I'm scared, Donna.
00:17:02 What are you gonna do,
00:17:08 Don't you walk away from me.
00:17:11 [Grunting]
00:17:20 Ow!
00:17:34 Good Lord.
00:17:35 Out of the way, please.
00:17:39 Get her leg.
00:17:41 [Grunting]
00:17:47 You know what?
00:17:48 You got that fancy uniform
00:17:52 But I see right through you!
00:17:54 Right to the inside!
00:18:05 Welcome aboard.
00:18:12 - Champagne or caviar?
00:18:15 Sir, champagne or caviar?
00:18:17 I'm fine.
00:18:19 Would you care for
00:18:22 No, thank you.
00:18:23 I would like a vodka
00:18:26 Champagne and caviar.
00:18:29 And no bologna or cheese.
00:18:31 This was first class.
00:18:34 Bonne journee, Madame.
00:18:48 [Telephone rings]
00:18:51 Hello?
00:18:52 Bonjour.
00:18:54 Donna?
00:18:55 I'm in Paris.
00:18:56 Well, good for you.
00:18:59 Can I pick 'em
00:19:02 Rudolph, you're not tenderizing
00:19:05 I really wanted to say
00:19:08 Well, don't spend all day
00:19:10 Go out and see the city.
00:19:18 [Woman singing in French]
00:20:06 What was I gonna write?
00:20:08 "I love you but I left you"?
00:20:10 I'll just start with,
00:20:15 [Man speaking French]
00:20:17 [Speaking French]
00:20:19 Miss, thank you very much.
00:20:21 As soon as everyone takes
00:20:23 we'll be ready to leave
00:20:25 [Shouting in French]
00:20:27 [Speaking French]
00:20:28 If we're going to be late,
00:20:39 [Man speaking French]
00:20:40 Oui, oui.
00:20:42 - Oh!
00:20:43 - Oh, monsieur!
00:20:45 - [Speaking French]
00:20:58 Thank you.
00:21:02 Good morning.
00:21:19 [Answering machine beeps]
00:21:21 This is a call for Donna Jensen.
00:21:22 This is Jim Donahue with Royalty
00:21:25 You're on for tomorrow.
00:21:30 [Beep]
00:21:32 Donna, it's Joan
00:21:34 Your schedule has been changed.
00:21:36 You're headed to Lisbon
00:21:39 - You'll be back...
00:21:42 You'll be on flight 643...
00:21:48 [Beep]
00:21:49 Donna, Jim Donahue.
00:21:51 [Beep]
00:21:52 Hi, Donna.
00:21:54 You're flying to Stockholm
00:21:56 That's in two weeks.
00:22:02 [Beep]
00:22:04 Hi, Donna.
00:22:06 I know you just got back
00:22:08 How about a quick trip
00:22:10 We're having our Christmas
00:22:12 Please come.
00:22:13 Some of the other girls
00:22:16 Call me, okay?
00:22:18 Donna!
00:22:20 - Hi.
00:22:21 I'm so glad you came.
00:22:22 - Thanks for having me.
00:22:27 Oh, my.
00:22:30 Thank you so much.
00:22:32 Donna, you got to get in there
00:22:36 with some of the straight guys.
00:22:37 We had them shipped in here
00:22:40 from Jim's work.
00:22:42 Oh, thank you.
00:22:45 God, you look really nice.
00:22:47 Are you serious?
00:22:49 Man, I'm so beat.
00:22:52 Well, I think you look great.
00:22:54 - [Telephone rings]
00:22:57 Can you just give them
00:23:00 123 Clinton.
00:23:03 Hello?
00:23:05 Oh, Bob.
00:23:10 Oh, when do you need her?
00:23:13 Really? Tomorrow?
00:23:14 But that's Christmas Eve.
00:23:22 You know what?
00:23:25 Yeah, I could really use
00:23:29 Christmas in Paris?
00:23:33 Okay.
00:23:36 Was that Kim and Nancy?
00:23:38 Are you happy with
00:23:40 - I said you were.
00:23:43 I guess they just figure
00:23:45 Will you pose for photos?
00:24:19 # So I'm waiting by the phone #
00:24:24 # For the blessed ring #
00:24:27 # Like a holy grail #
00:24:30 # For the Fisher King #
00:24:33 # Time is ticking down #
00:24:36 # Like a metronome #
00:24:39 # Rhythm for my brain #
00:24:42 # And its ceaseless games #
00:24:46 # I never seem to play them
00:24:51 # Though my heartbeat
00:25:08 # So I'm changing who I am #
00:25:14 # 'Cause what I am's not good #
00:25:20 # And I know you love me now #
00:25:33 Is that Donna Jensen?
00:25:36 Sally!
00:25:37 What are you doing here?
00:25:39 We're creatures of habit.
00:25:41 We have Christmas in Paris.
00:25:45 Wow. How exciting.
00:25:47 Really not.
00:25:48 Were you here
00:25:50 Yes, I was.
00:25:53 Gosh.
00:25:54 The Champs-Elysees
00:25:57 I loved it.
00:25:59 Did I ever tell you
00:26:02 flight attendants
00:26:04 No.
00:26:05 We learn to always keep smiling.
00:26:07 Even when we're out
00:26:10 [Exhales deeply]
00:26:13 Do you remember that guy
00:26:17 Of course.
00:26:18 Oh, I just really miss him.
00:26:22 Well, what's the problem?
00:26:24 Go fly and see him.
00:26:27 Well, I can't.
00:26:30 I took your advice,
00:26:33 My advice?
00:26:34 Well, sort of.
00:26:37 In your book, you say,
00:26:39 "Don't ever let anything get
00:26:43 Darling, I don't think
00:26:46 What I also said was that
00:26:50 And it is awful nice
00:26:52 sitting there beside you.
00:26:53 Especially when you hit
00:26:56 Oh, I just really miss him.
00:27:02 I just wish
00:27:04 The last time I checked,
00:27:06 you were a girl
00:27:08 So stop feeling sorry
00:27:11 And stop worrying
00:27:17 You're right.
00:27:21 I'm gonna do it.
00:27:23 All right.
00:27:26 There is a 9:00 p.m. direct
00:27:29 If you got the last connection
00:27:31 that would put you
00:27:34 BOTH:
00:27:39 Who am I gonna get
00:27:41 Are you kidding?
00:27:42 I still give
00:27:45 in the business.
00:27:46 Get going.
00:27:56 Pierre, I need a uniform
00:28:00 Welcome to New York, where
00:28:04 I'd like to personally thank you
00:28:07 and remind you that the last one
00:28:14 # Lying in my bed #
00:28:16 # I hear the clock tick #
00:28:18 # And think of you #
00:28:21 # Caught up in circles #
00:28:24 # Confusion is nothing new #
00:28:28 # You say go slow #
00:28:32 # I fall behind #
00:28:36 # The second hand unwinds #
00:28:39 # If you're lost, you can look
00:28:44 # Time after time #
00:28:47 # If you fall,
00:28:49 # I'll be waiting #
00:28:52 # Time after time #
00:28:55 [Doorbell rings]
00:29:06 Hello?
00:29:11 Ted?
00:29:21 Hi, Mrs. Stewart.
00:29:25 I'm Donna.
00:29:27 I don't know if you remember me.
00:29:32 We got you that little
00:29:37 Remember?
00:29:41 Is Ted here?
00:29:48 [Exhales deeply]
00:29:51 I messed up.
00:29:55 I really did.
00:30:01 I thought
00:30:05 that I wanted, and...
00:30:10 I thought Paris and...
00:30:13 first class
00:30:15 But... it didn't.
00:30:21 'Cause...
00:30:23 if you don't have that person
00:30:27 then going away is just...
00:30:35 I love him.
00:30:38 [Sniffles]
00:30:39 And I just wanted to tell him
00:30:45 Who are you?
00:30:52 You haven't heard a single word
00:30:59 I did.
00:31:10 I love you.
00:31:15 And I want to stay.
00:31:21 Are you sure?
00:31:26 And you're gonna be happy?
00:31:29 Yep.
00:31:32 In Cleveland?
00:31:33 How are you gonna be happy
00:31:36 'Cause you're in Cleveland.
00:31:48 I'm sorry.
00:31:49 Me too.
00:32:08 Sally had said
00:32:10 that life is a series
00:32:14 But I learned
00:32:16 to spread your wings.
00:32:22 DONNA:
00:32:23 welcome to Cleveland
00:32:26 Keep your seat belts fastened
00:32:30 We know you have a choice
00:32:32 We thank you for choosing
00:32:35 If this is just
00:32:37 we wish you a safe, pleasant
00:32:41 If Cleveland
00:32:46 welcome home.
00:32:47 # Don't stop believin' #
00:32:54 Mark.
00:32:55 Mark.
00:32:57 [Sighs]
00:32:58 That is bull S.
00:33:00 You want to know what's bull S?
00:33:05 You can't keep laughing at that.
00:33:07 That's evil.
00:33:09 I'll get it.
00:33:15 [Muffled shouting]
00:33:19 MAN: Cut!
00:33:23 Infinity flight
00:33:26 you are cleared for takeoff
00:33:31 Nine!
00:33:33 D'oh!
00:33:35 [Bell ringing]
00:33:36 I am a kitten.
00:33:41 I am a kitten.
00:33:50 I'm okay.
00:33:53 Got to take off.
00:33:57 I can't do it.
00:33:59 I can't hear you!
00:34:00 ALL: Before helping
00:34:03 put it on yourself.
00:34:04 This ain't your mama's house!
00:34:06 Questions?
00:34:08 None.
00:34:09 Got to take off.
00:34:10 Don't I wish.
00:34:11 [Laughter]
00:34:12 I am Sally Weston.
00:34:14 Muffin! [Sighs]
00:34:16 How long do dogs live?
00:34:18 I love being a turtle!
00:34:20 Like the Mutant Ninja Turtles.
00:34:22 Okay.
00:34:25 Okay. Let me try it again.
00:34:27 [Whistle blows]
00:34:28 Okay, class,
00:34:32 - Mary?
00:34:33 No.
00:34:35 Donna?
00:34:37 I know this.
00:34:40 Randy?
00:34:41 I forgot to buy him a drink?
00:34:43 [Laughter]
00:34:44 [Whistle blows]
00:34:47 And that is procedure.
00:34:49 Oh.
00:35:01 # We are Royalty #
00:35:05 # Flying just as high
00:35:09 # We are Royalty #
00:35:13 # Safety is our policy #
00:35:19 # There's an oxygen mask
00:35:23 # On a hidden shelf #
00:35:27 # Before helping the people
00:35:31 # Put it on yourself #
00:35:35 # Use your seat belts,
00:35:39 # Make it nice and tight #
00:35:42 # Take a look at the exits #
00:35:45 # They're up ahead #
00:35:47 # To your left and right #
00:35:50 # We are Royalty #
00:35:54 # Flying just as high
00:35:58 # We are Royalty #
00:36:02 # Safety is our policy #