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00:00:57 On my late father's advice...
00:00:59 I first became a thief.
00:01:01 but then I discovered thieving
00:01:04 or your feet smashed
00:01:07 or hanged...
00:01:11 So I gave up being a thief
00:01:15 I joined the church.
00:01:17 Not a priest,
00:01:19 No.
00:01:21 As a painter,
00:01:23 I could do it all.
00:01:30 Painting bums on angels is not
00:01:35 And I was happy.
00:01:37 Then everything changed.
00:01:40 Not just for me....
00:01:43 The rich, the poor,
00:02:48 This boy, Lorenzo, he's always in trouble,
00:02:54 Lorenzo's a gambler, a winner,
00:02:59 This time he's won
00:03:03 Gerbino De la Ratta.
00:03:04 They had this fight, you see.
00:03:08 A really bad loser.
00:03:11 Gerbino De la Ratta would resent
00:03:15 That's the kind
00:03:19 -Come down here and fight.
00:03:24 I'd improve your looks, you ugly shit,
00:03:42 You're next.
00:03:45 Into the shit,
00:03:49 Why is he still alive,
00:03:51 I told you,
00:04:04 Lorenzo De Lamberti was not the
00:04:10 Although he was the
00:04:14 The richest girl in town,
00:04:18 as laviously as
00:04:21 Poor little rich girl.
00:04:25 But that was before the plague.
00:04:28 Everything's changed.
00:04:30 Even for Pampinea.
00:04:42 Lorenzo, quick!
00:04:44 Gerbino's waiting for
00:04:46 He won't rest until
00:04:50 Get the hell out.
00:05:09 Having painted the bums on 14 angels,
00:05:14 -Did you tell him?
00:05:18 You wait there.
00:05:21 There.
00:05:27 The Plague.
00:05:30 Looks like we're
00:05:34 Go home.
00:05:38 Then I heard voices.
00:05:46 Come and join us.
00:05:50 They got it all!
00:05:52 Food, money.
00:05:54 And of course,
00:05:57 All those beautiful nuns.
00:06:06 Rumor has it Gerbino De la Ratta
00:06:12 You know, not much going on
00:06:17 It's funny, cause I always thought
00:06:37 Pampinea.
00:06:41 I offer my sympathy.
00:06:44 -Thank you.
00:06:48 This plague...
00:06:50 terrible
00:06:52 terrible...
00:06:53 tragedy.
00:06:56 What would you do now,
00:07:00 I promised to marry
00:07:02 He's on his way here
00:07:16 Thank you for
00:07:19 Pampinea.
00:07:20 Before he died, your father
00:07:25 -From what?
00:07:28 He was in debt.
00:07:37 To whom?
00:07:41 Business people.
00:07:46 You?
00:07:47 It's what's known
00:07:50 Your father borrowed money
00:07:52 against the security of this house
00:07:55 All this. None of this
00:07:58 -Who does it belong to then?
00:08:04 Unless you pay me
00:08:07 You don't have to worry about that
00:08:11 Your father and I discussed this
00:08:15 -Agreed to what?
00:08:19 I'm promised to marry
00:08:22 This is a badly arranged marriage.
00:08:27 he much prefered me.
00:08:32 Pampinea, I'm
00:08:39 Marry me.
00:08:41 I'm yours to command.
00:08:46 May I kiss your hand?
00:09:31 That's always been a problem isn't it.
00:09:40 She should've done something about
00:09:43 Hey you!
00:09:47 -Bet your wondering what I'm doing?
00:09:51 -My friend.
00:09:53 -No.... Guess.
00:09:57 Right!
00:10:00 "I'm dead, checked out..."
00:10:02 -Please tell me, where does this road lead to?
00:10:05 to this one, because you'll never
00:10:09 -That's what I was thinking.
00:10:12 Wait for it... the Sacred Sisters
00:10:16 The convent.
00:10:19 What was he doing in a convent?
00:10:25 -He was working there as a...
00:10:31 Right again!
00:10:33 -Do they need a new gardener?
00:10:36 That's not a trick question,
00:10:39 -Like what, dying?
00:10:43 -I don't know. How the hell should I know?
00:10:48 -What then, what?!
00:10:51 -Come on, tell me!
00:10:56 Deaf, therefore dumb.
00:11:01 Being deaf and dumb is not a skill.
00:11:05 For him it weren't.
00:11:12 Hello there!
00:12:38 Straight from heaven.
00:12:49 He's beautiful.
00:12:52 Strong.
00:12:55 Look at him,
00:12:58 beautiful.
00:13:06 -Is he hurt?
00:13:12 Do you think we should take off his clothes
00:13:17 I think we should...
00:13:20 just to be sure.
00:13:23 Where should we start?
00:13:58 Your turn.
00:14:17 His mouth.
00:14:40 Sisters?
00:14:52 Mother,
00:14:56 He's said nothing, Mother.
00:15:06 Can you hear?
00:15:17 Can you....
00:15:23 A miracle.
00:15:26 An angel.
00:15:33 Take him to
00:15:39 Clean him.
00:16:41 For the first
00:16:43 Pampinea Anastasi feels
00:16:54 Filomena!
00:16:58 Did you tell the others?
00:16:59 We'll meet them
00:17:21 Alright you lot.
00:17:27 Quino, I didn't expect to see
00:17:30 You can say, but you're
00:17:33 No problem, I'm sure you have
00:17:39 -This is the girl you wanted to marry?
00:17:43 I could eat her alive.
00:17:45 My father has a house in the country.
00:17:49 We could all go there
00:17:51 Good...
00:17:53 My parent's dying wish was that I
00:17:56 The marriage will take
00:18:00 You'll all be guests.
00:18:01 Pampinea.
00:18:03 Maybe you should try it first.
00:18:07 Melissa!
00:18:08 That is an insult to Pampinea's
00:18:10 -We're all virgins here.
00:18:14 Speak for yourself.
00:18:16 I would rather die than relinquish
00:18:20 I always thought you had
00:18:23 What's this?
00:18:32 What are you doing here,
00:18:34 Praying.
00:18:35 We're praying for the dead.
00:18:39 Any one of you thinking of leaving the
00:18:44 Go home.
00:18:57 I recognize these two.
00:19:03 Perhaps we should
00:19:07 I knew I should have
00:19:08 What do I care?
00:19:09 Even if he was
00:19:12 Then I heard those
00:19:14 Keep your mouth shut! Keep your mouth shut!
00:19:19 Keep your mouth shut!
00:19:24 Oh, what the hell!
00:19:32 You! All of you, leave.
00:19:35 Take your swords and
00:19:38 This is Gerbino De la Ratta.
00:19:41 No one speaks
00:19:43 This is the house of God,
00:20:00 Who are you?
00:20:02 I'm the servant of God.
00:20:04 You wear the cross of our Lord.
00:20:09 The plague that walks our
00:20:12 It's the Armageddon.
00:20:16 See your face again,
00:20:19 I'll take your blood and
00:20:26 Gerbino!
00:20:30 Is he dead?
00:20:33 If I were you,
00:20:42 I've never talked such
00:20:46 Thank God for
00:20:54 Is this it?
00:20:56 I thought you said you
00:20:59 This is Uncle Bruno.
00:21:01 He's not very bright
00:21:03 Isn't that right
00:21:07 And he's a virgin.
00:21:10 I am.
00:21:16 -Who's that?
00:21:21 If this to be a wedding,
00:21:26 After hanging around in the square for
00:21:30 we discovered she'd gone to a convent
00:21:33 to escape from Gerbino and
00:21:38 What better place to preserve her virginity
00:21:43 Or so she thought.
00:21:51 -Who's that man?
00:21:56 Sent from heaven.
00:22:01 -He's dead and dumb.
00:22:05 He can't hear or
00:22:08 How sad. He looks as if he'd have
00:22:14 Hear no evil,
00:22:30 Hey!
00:22:45 Now jealousy is
00:22:47 It creeps up on you,
00:22:50 Distracted, Pampinea's Russian
00:23:43 What is that?
00:24:00 I am here,
00:24:04 I bring gifts for you, your wife...
00:24:10 soon to be my wife.
00:24:11 You're Pampinea's father,
00:24:14 I am Pampinea's father,
00:24:17 No?
00:24:25 I'm Gerbino De la Ratta,
00:24:40 Sir, there has been a mistake.
00:24:43 Pampinea Anastasi is supposed
00:24:49 Count. You don't mind
00:24:50 What do you mean? I don't understand.
00:24:55 You look like a big
00:24:59 Pampinea Anastasi's
00:25:03 You just didn't hear about it...
00:25:11 So you bring me all the way from Novgorod
00:25:18 is marrying a man who is
00:25:25 I did not bring you here,
00:25:29 Florence is very bad for the
00:25:37 Gerbino De la Ratta.
00:25:42 De la Rat...Huh?
00:25:46 A rat is a small furry animal,
00:25:51 Yes.
00:25:54 Yes, I thought as much.
00:26:09 Sir!
00:26:11 Sir, I'm Linguino, servant to Pampinea
00:26:16 And no matter what you hear,
00:26:19 This letter will give you instructions on
00:26:23 She'll meet you there
00:26:33 Sir, you are in danger here.
00:26:36 be there as soon
00:26:38 For Pampinea,
00:27:17 We know you cannot hear
00:27:20 but to us, you are beautiful like an angel
00:27:24 And we pray that God might restore the
00:27:30 so that you can hear
00:27:34 -Get on with it!
00:27:37 -He has no idea what you're saying.
00:27:43 We know that this morning you met
00:27:46 and then Sister
00:27:49 We want what
00:27:52 And we want it now.
00:27:55 Come on.
00:28:07 There to Florence, there
00:28:11 listening to Uncle Bruno farting
00:28:15 and Miss Randy Pants ranting
00:28:18 Truth is, those that rattle on
00:28:23 God, there she
00:28:26 I'm very proud of my virginity,
00:28:31 The boyfriend, Dioneo.
00:28:33 He's suffering from terminal
00:28:37 Never done it in his life.
00:28:39 Dioneo!
00:28:41 We don't indulge in sex
00:28:43 Not in broad daylight, in the middle
00:28:47 I say, we believe in no
00:28:51 We're happy to wait,
00:28:53 Forever my love.
00:28:55 Liar.
00:29:04 Who's that?
00:29:07 Are they waving at us?
00:29:09 No, I think they're
00:29:15 See what they want,
00:29:17 Me?
00:29:18 Run, before they
00:29:21 No, no.
00:29:41 Do we want any
00:29:44 They said their produce
00:29:46 and we might want to sample it,
00:29:55 It's too late.
00:29:58 We can get to them.
00:30:01 Come on!
00:30:16 Help yourself.
00:30:18 Fresh milk,
00:30:21 How do you get
00:30:25 City boys.
00:30:28 Where we come from,
00:30:31 I bet you could do it
00:30:36 Show us.
00:30:43 This is how it's done.
00:30:46 See how it fits nicely
00:30:50 I love this thing in my hand.
00:30:53 Wonderful.
00:30:55 You'd almost say a little
00:30:59 Too late,
00:31:10 Take it firmly in your
00:31:16 Stroke up.
00:31:22 And pull.
00:31:27 I love this.
00:31:29 It's coming.
00:31:32 A little strong?
00:31:35 It's coming!
00:31:37 Milky white, hot.
00:31:41 Please! Yesona,
00:32:03 Dioneo. Just what do
00:32:09 "Yesona, let's do it!"
00:32:12 Disgusting.
00:32:14 -I told you, we was there for the milk.
00:32:17 Those should not touch!
00:32:19 That include beasts and barns,
00:32:24 Piss off, it's over! You'll never have
00:32:31 Sometime later, I heard that the
00:32:34 by these events, and
00:32:37 Poor cow.
00:32:44 It's a sin what you just said.
00:32:47 Yes, you're right.
00:32:49 It's a sin.
00:32:51 The four of you in one day!
00:32:54 I think you're jealous.
00:32:56 Huh.
00:33:45 I hope you drown.
00:34:41 Get him, now!
00:35:27 Andreuccio.
00:36:02 What was that?
00:36:04 See that?
00:36:06 It's fantastic.
00:36:10 Get me that!
00:36:22 Up your ass!
00:36:29 Are you leaving, Father?
00:36:30 In the church...
00:36:34 he was afraid of me,
00:36:35 He's afraid of the cross
00:36:39 Allow me to make a
00:36:42 All this talk
00:36:45 Yes?
00:36:48 A kissed mouth doesn't
00:36:51 Like the moon,
00:36:56 -Very poetic I'm sure.
00:37:00 It wasn't me
00:37:03 What about
00:37:04 I'll be there.
00:37:07 But first I had to make
00:37:27 Yesona.
00:37:37 Yesona!
00:37:44 Yesona, I'm here.
00:37:49 I love you,
00:37:54 Yesona, let's take this
00:37:58 You filthy disgusting
00:40:10 Every day I see you...
00:40:18 Every night I sleep...
00:40:36 Everyday...
00:40:44 Every night.
00:41:32 I think it's farted up with you,
00:41:37 Well, when it comes to farting,
00:41:42 Dioneo...
00:41:48 Dioneo!
00:41:59 Stop this sulking!
00:42:02 I'm not sulking.
00:42:05 Please, Dioneo.
00:42:12 Look at me.
00:42:16 I didn't mean to call
00:42:20 A sweetie pear.
00:42:23 Please, I'm not a child,
00:42:29 But I love you.
00:42:33 -I love you.
00:42:37 I would never be unfaithful
00:42:41 It's like being licked by a dog
00:42:49 Hey, listen to me.
00:42:57 There, look. You're forgiven
00:43:05 And another.
00:43:11 And another.
00:43:18 And another.
00:43:28 Dioneo.
00:43:30 Stop this now.
00:43:32 Me?
00:43:34 Dio, kiss me.
00:43:39 Kiss me.
00:43:43 My God.
00:43:49 What do you
00:43:56 When we're married.
00:44:00 What a treasure I
00:44:06 Give me Give me..
00:44:10 Give me the treasure!
00:44:18 What's happening? Dioneo!
00:44:26 My God!
00:44:29 Nothing. Nothing.
00:44:32 It may be nothing to you,
00:44:35 but it's a disgrace and
00:44:38 One kiss and look
00:44:42 You had your hand...
00:44:45 I did nothing of the sort.
00:44:49 You just don't know
00:44:51 Hello, love.
00:44:54 Good show.
00:45:19 This way please.
00:45:23 Melissa!
00:45:26 I am Alessandro Felice,
00:45:28 and I am your host.
00:45:30 Welcome.
00:45:31 You're not our host and
00:45:34 We are your prisoners.
00:45:38 Show us your body. So beautiful.
00:45:45 Have you travelled?
00:45:49 I've been to Sienna.
00:45:51 Sienna?
00:45:56 Then you must come with me
00:46:02 -Where is Tunisia?
00:46:06 -Why are you going to Africa?
00:46:11 and to work,
00:46:14 What do you mean, work?
00:46:17 It's easy.
00:46:21 You'll will spend most of
00:46:23 -Over my dead body.
00:46:30 My god... he wants to...?
00:46:35 That is what he
00:46:39 What are we
00:46:42 Did you see the
00:46:47 He's handsome.
00:46:52 What do you mean?
00:46:55 Look, if you want to get out of here alive,
00:46:58 lead these dickheads
00:47:30 This is what is commonly known...
00:47:37 Sit down and
00:47:45 Put these on.
00:47:48 You're next.
00:47:53 I will not... I will not...
00:47:58 my precious...precious...
00:48:03 Not until my Diana...
00:48:12 and the goddess
00:48:17 oh, please carry me...
00:48:20 to the threshold...
00:48:26 Who are these guys?
00:48:28 Gods... like you...
00:48:35 I have waited...
00:48:39 but still, my Jupiter
00:48:46 I pray for him to come me.
00:48:50 Yearn for him to come.
00:48:54 You, my delicious.
00:49:00 You are my Jupiter.
00:49:16 Filomena, please don't let them
00:49:21 Oh shut up,
00:49:23 You have to hold on!
00:49:27 -What happened?
00:49:29 All he wanted to
00:49:31 Made me dance around the pole
00:49:36 Where'd you get that?
00:49:39 -I'm next.
00:49:47 Gentlemen.
00:49:49 Gentlemen!
00:49:51 Your captain has given us to you,
00:49:55 For your delight!
00:49:56 Hurray!
00:50:01 This is the lovely
00:50:04 A beauty,
00:50:07 Have you ever seen
00:50:11 Show them.
00:50:18 -They like it!
00:50:18 -Gentlemen, let's hear
00:50:24 Now, every person knows that
00:50:29 the one who gets to go first...
00:50:32 and who goes last.
00:50:34 Who's the biggest
00:50:37 Me, Me, Me, Me!
00:50:41 There is only one way to do it.
00:50:45 Let's get a look
00:50:48 Come along. Come along,
00:50:51 All boys together.
00:50:54 On the count to three, you big butch bandits,
00:50:59 One!
00:51:01 Two!
00:51:03 Three!
00:51:07 Wonderful...
00:51:10 Behold... manhood
00:51:14 My God, I never seen
00:51:16 -Now, there's a whole army of them!
00:51:23 Order, please, order.
00:51:28 Let me see.
00:51:29 I think you should swap
00:51:37 And... you with him.
00:51:41 Better.
00:51:45 Where is it?
00:51:49 Oh, there is it.
00:51:52 That's very small...
00:51:54 and shrively.
00:51:59 -I hope they're not all like that?
00:52:02 Looks like the end,
00:52:06 Off you go,
00:52:10 Wonderful display,
00:52:13 Now this is it.
00:52:14 The moment you've
00:52:16 Who...
00:52:20 We do, start with the biggest
00:52:24 No!. The smallest... start small
00:52:28 We both start in the middle,
00:52:32 -I'm the smallest, I go first.
00:52:37 Watch what you
00:52:39 -You're asking for a thump.
00:52:44 Right, that's it.
00:52:55 Gino!
00:53:00 Me next. Come on Gino,
00:53:06 Having fun?
00:53:09 What does it you said,
00:53:15 Naughty man.
00:53:33 Now comes the news
00:53:36 The Count had
00:53:42 Now Pampinea
00:53:45 How does she feel about leaving
00:53:49 How do you know this?
00:53:51 I heard him,
00:53:55 -You're certain?
00:54:03 He has a beautiful voice.
00:54:07 It'd just be
00:54:10 Goodbye...
00:54:32 The butcher's here. He brought a knife.
00:54:40 His ready to cut off your...
00:54:43 Please!
00:54:53 A miracle!
00:54:55 I can speak!
00:55:00 Get out!
00:55:07 Your pants.
00:55:53 Are you human?
00:55:56 No, I'm the spirit
00:55:59 An enchantress.
00:56:01 I thought that much.
00:56:03 And... am I now
00:56:08 Yes. Now that you
00:56:12 You're under my spell.
00:56:14 Where did you
00:56:17 Before you became...
00:56:19 Florence.
00:56:21 Where are you
00:56:23 To a wedding.
00:56:28 -Are you the bride?
00:56:33 on my way to be married...
00:56:38 Well, like you, I'm also travelling
00:56:42 by chance...
00:56:44 you were to tell me
00:56:47 is Pampinea Anastasi then...
00:56:49 my life would
00:56:51 Because you are,
00:56:53 the most beautiful woman
00:56:58 If I'm Pampinea Anastasi,
00:57:02 Dmitry Vyacheslav
00:57:05 first son of Alexander
00:57:11 from the Kingdom of
00:57:16 you are Pampinea Anastasi, soon to
00:57:21 No. I'm an
00:57:24 And you have
00:57:28 at that special
00:57:30 when a woman must
00:57:33 of her precious
00:57:35 A treasure all women
00:57:39 the greatest gift a woman
00:57:43 but sometimes you
00:57:49 You must tell no one
00:58:09 Having, succeeding
00:58:11 Pampinea back tracked
00:58:14 just to be certain the nuns weren't
00:58:24 Lorenzo De Lamberti.
00:58:27 Pampinea Anastasi.
00:58:30 What are you doing here?
00:58:31 You know, just...
00:58:33 enjoying the day.
00:58:36 I've been working
00:58:37 escaping the
00:58:38 A gardener?
00:58:40 I have a strong
00:58:43 Oh.
00:58:45 Well good, we'll see you then.
00:58:52 No, wait, wait, wait.
00:58:55 -Where're you going?
00:58:59 Ah, I heard about that.
00:59:02 Some short, fat Russian
00:59:05 I hear you're very popular...
00:59:10 You mean
00:59:12 He's a turd.
00:59:14 I hear you're wanted for your debt.
00:59:19 Enjoy your affinity
00:59:23 Perhaps I can
00:59:28 to be your escort.
00:59:31 To deliver you safely
00:59:37 Like all good pilgrims,
00:59:39 I had arrived...
00:59:43 Heaven.
00:59:57 They say the Mother
01:00:00 is a woman of unparalleled
01:00:04 -Who's there?
01:00:07 in search for a place of
01:00:16 I'll take you to
01:00:19 -Father. Have you any skills?
01:00:23 -Gardening, perhaps.
01:00:29 Good.
01:00:30 All this silence you see upon,
01:00:35 deaf and dumb.
01:00:36 We may see many things, but we
01:00:42 Understand?
01:00:48 Silence...
01:00:52 And gardening,
01:01:04 Would you care...
01:01:08 A bath?
01:01:45 Perfect place
01:01:59 Nobody's here yet,
01:02:04 Lorenzo!
01:02:09 Wait...
01:02:14 You could stay...
01:02:28 Blindfolded?
01:02:33 You were blindfolded
01:02:35 When she kissed me.
01:02:39 You'll soon forget her,
01:02:42 You'll forget her
01:02:45 You, Lorenzo Lamberti...
01:02:49 You don't have
01:02:52 How can you be in love with
01:02:56 Simple.
01:03:01 Everything was in
01:03:05 How'll you find her?
01:03:08 This woman you've never seen,
01:03:15 I don't know.
01:03:19 I don't know,
01:03:21 I mean, they're not gonna let me
01:03:28 I think it's best you
01:03:34 No, I don't think I can forget her.
01:03:52 What if you
01:03:54 What if you found her, kissed her,
01:04:00 How will you feel?
01:04:02 It's not to dream.
01:04:04 Lorenzo, your memory of the precious
01:04:08 You'll see.
01:04:10 Even if I have to kiss
01:04:13 -Sounds like a challenge?
01:04:16 You were always the girl
01:04:19 But?
01:04:21 But... you were
01:04:26 Too what?
01:04:31 Too good,
01:04:37 too beautiful.
01:04:40 Too everything,
01:04:45 Why don't you kiss
01:04:48 See if I can make
01:04:54 You mean for all the times that I wanted
01:05:01 For all those times,
01:05:10 Close your eyes.
01:05:22 Gerbino, I know it.
01:05:26 It's him!
01:05:27 Run Lorenzo. Please,
01:05:31 Run, Run!
01:05:34 De la Ratta!
01:05:38 We could smell
01:05:41 Lorenzo!
01:05:43 Come on! You want
01:05:46 Come on!
01:05:53 Come on.
01:05:57 Give me a sword!
01:06:00 Give me a stick and I'll cut you!
01:06:10 Gerbino De la Ratta!
01:06:14 Gerbino, leave him!
01:06:17 Leave him!
01:06:24 I will not marry you.
01:06:27 Not if you kill him!
01:06:30 Marry him?
01:06:34 Is that what
01:06:37 You marrying him?
01:07:06 Make a mistake,
01:07:09 Kill me today, you'll still
01:07:41 He's in trouble,
01:07:44 A lot of trouble.
01:07:46 What kind of trouble?
01:07:48 Theft.
01:07:50 Murder.
01:07:53 I can believe what you say,
01:07:58 But he's only a boy.
01:08:01 Please.
01:08:07 Please.
01:08:09 What?
01:08:11 Don't lean over.
01:08:22 What are you doing?
01:08:26 Listen.
01:08:37 -Just... come down.
01:08:42 No.
01:08:46 Just don't want
01:08:48 How can I fall?
01:08:50 I've been playing on this
01:08:52 Get down!
01:08:57 Release Lorenzo...
01:09:02 Now?
01:09:04 You'll marry me now?
01:09:08 Yes.
01:09:11 But if I marry you,
01:09:14 and you have blood
01:09:16 then you'll spend the rest
01:09:18 Do you understand?
01:09:20 I'll give you nothing of
01:09:26 You have my word.
01:09:28 I'll send for a priest.
01:09:32 How the hell do you find
01:09:35 He'll have our balls on
01:09:39 -Hey, You!
01:09:42 Father.
01:09:45 To Pampinea's father's house...
01:09:49 to the wedding?
01:09:51 How did you know we wanted a priest
01:09:55 The word of God
01:09:57 Hey, don't I know you?
01:10:00 Your face is
01:10:03 It's the clothes,
01:10:20 You must go. Leave before
01:10:23 Are you really
01:10:25 Not your concern.
01:10:29 The priest's here.
01:10:31 Leave while you can.
01:10:41 He wants hear our confessions
01:10:44 I'll go first.
01:10:53 I'm sorry, just to be clear.
01:10:55 How many potential
01:10:58 -Three.
01:11:00 Lorenzo!
01:11:01 I love only Lorenzo.
01:11:04 But you haven't met the Count,
01:11:06 You could fall in
01:11:07 -No, I love only Lorenzo.
01:11:11 Yes. No. I mean he loves me but
01:11:16 It's not easy
01:11:22 Please delay as
01:11:59 and I realized that...
01:12:01 stealing other people's money was far
01:12:05 All those killings?
01:12:16 -I can't remember.
01:12:20 Not to mention what you
01:12:30 Do I know you?
01:12:34 Your face is familiar,
01:12:38 It's the clothes.
01:12:49 To absolve yourself...
01:12:51 from these terrible sins and
01:12:55 you must abstain from all sexual
01:12:59 for a period of 30 days.
01:13:03 But I'm just about to be married!
01:13:05 How can I abstain
01:13:08 That's... mean!
01:13:11 And stupid.
01:13:13 Well of course, if you
01:13:17 then you must expect to suffer so we
01:13:20 just to show you how stupid
01:13:24 It's called a penance.
01:13:26 That's... really,
01:13:34 God works in
01:13:39 Well, I had him by the nuts...
01:13:43 But how long could I squeeze,
01:13:50 You know Gerbino sent us
01:13:54 I kind of guessed that.
01:13:56 Dirty business, killing.
01:13:58 -I'd rather be a gardener.
01:14:02 Listen.
01:14:06 But you must
01:14:10 Really?
01:14:18 -I promise.
01:14:27 Ow! God that hurts!
01:14:31 That really, really hurts.
01:14:35 Is this the road to the villa of
01:14:39 -It's that way.
01:14:43 Who are you?
01:14:45 I am Count Dmitry Vyacheslav
01:14:51 Ah!
01:15:12 Witness, all of you.
01:15:15 You are Gerbino De la Ratta?
01:15:20 You know who I am.
01:15:21 Please don't be difficult.
01:15:23 How can I marry you if you
01:15:28 Are you Gerbino De la Ratta?
01:15:31 I am.
01:15:34 -You are Pampinea Anastasi?
01:15:38 And when did you both last
01:15:42 I've taken confession on
01:15:45 -Did you confess all your sins?
01:15:49 Gerbino De la Ratta.
01:15:50 When did you last
01:15:52 -You know when I last took confession.
01:15:55 "I have taken confession
01:16:02 -I have taken confession on this day.
01:16:06 Father.
01:16:09 Then do you both come to me,
01:16:13 - I do.
01:16:16 - Have you bathed?
01:16:18 Pampinea?
01:16:20 I have bathed on this day of days
01:16:23 Witness all of you, this woman comes
01:16:28 Gerbino De la Ratta.
01:16:31 Have you bathed on this day
01:16:34 - Yes.
01:16:37 - I just told you I bathed!
01:16:40 I have bathed!
01:16:41 Thoroughly? All the bits
01:16:44 -In between your legs?
01:16:47 Show me your hands.
01:16:50 -You got dirt under your nails.
01:16:54 There. I cannot marry you if
01:16:58 That's ridiculous...
01:17:02 I can hardly say, witness all of you,
01:17:04 this man comes to us pure
01:17:08 but with dirty fingernails.
01:17:11 You must wash your hands.
01:17:18 At the very least.
01:17:32 -There.
01:17:41 He's only doing his job.
01:17:42 Exactly.
01:17:45 Incidentally, there is a
01:17:58 This is very jolly.
01:18:05 Pour this fine wine...
01:18:24 a little young perhaps, fine,
01:18:28 a musty, a
01:18:33 a musty hint of what I can
01:18:39 rather like the combination of
01:18:43 Marry us now,
01:18:45 I declare you man and wife.
01:18:48 You're married. Relax, enjoy.
01:18:52 Hey!
01:19:03 I'm Count Dmitry Vyacheslav
01:19:06 first son of Alexander
01:19:11 from the Kingdom of Novgorod.
01:19:16 I will kill any man who
01:19:19 You're too late.
01:19:24 This is my wife.
01:19:26 This is house.
01:19:28 And I advise you to leave while you
01:19:31 This lady may
01:19:33 but I'm sorry to tell you,
01:19:37 You piece of rat.
01:19:39 You killed four of my men who
01:19:42 You stole their lives.
01:19:44 And now you must pay!
01:19:57 Lorenzo!
01:20:08 Run!
01:20:34 -Where did he go?
01:20:38 -You go that way, I'll go this way.
01:20:40 Lorenzo Lamberti.
01:20:43 The robber on the road. Yes!
01:20:46 I know, I know.
01:20:49 First son!
01:20:52 Only son,
01:21:00 Gerbino De la Ratta.
01:21:34 Get her and bring
01:21:57 Kill them and throw
01:21:59 Hello.
01:22:02 Tell me...
01:22:28 How awful.
01:22:30 Pick it up.
01:22:32 Fight me.
01:22:34 Fight me or I'll kill
01:22:36 Wait.
01:22:40 There's some unfinished business.
01:22:43 Is that not right,
01:22:46 You want to kill me?
01:22:49 I'm sorry my friend.
01:22:51 You kill him before I kill him,
01:22:54 Here, let this decide.
01:23:06 Alright, if you want.
01:23:10 Why not join him.
01:23:12 I'll fight him.
01:23:15 But don't step in.
01:23:19 I may step in.
01:23:23 I may step out.
01:23:26 I may even decide to have
01:23:32 but don't worry my friend.
01:23:34 If he kills you,
01:23:37 you're going to die.
01:24:11 Do you need help
01:25:03 Kill him... Kill him!
01:25:06 Put your sword
01:25:11 Still a gambler, Gerbino.
01:25:14 Go that way,
01:25:16 Come this way
01:25:20 Go that way...
01:25:43 Going down.
01:25:46 Oh, Shit!
01:26:03 Friend.
01:26:06 Do not drink water
01:26:14 Sorry.
01:26:22 -So that one's Lorenzo?
01:26:25 By the way I'm not really a priest.
01:26:32 I thought you should know.
01:26:41 -Count Dzerzhinsky!
01:26:47 I have travelled here to you,
01:26:51 To keep faith to fulfill
01:26:56 and to make you my wife.
01:26:59 I'm here.
01:27:00 Count Dzerzhinsky. You are one of the bravest,
01:27:06 Yes, I know.
01:27:08 But I cannot
01:27:17 How can you say this after everything
01:27:28 But... you are not
01:27:33 -She...is Pampinea Anastasi..
01:27:41 -You know her?
01:27:45 I am in love with her.
01:27:59 Melissa, really,
01:28:04 This doesn't look much like
01:28:06 Filomena, there is going
01:28:08 I hope there is going
01:28:12 Lorenzo?
01:28:14 Where are you?
01:28:27 Lorenzo!
01:28:35 Lorenzo!
01:28:46 Lorenzo!
01:28:48 You have stolen my heart.
01:28:57 I love you.
01:29:02 Pampinea...
01:29:04 You're one of the most...
01:29:09 the most beautiful girl,
01:29:14 But I gave my heart to a kiss,
01:29:20 If only I could forget her.
01:29:28 Lorenzo, close your eyes.
01:29:33 Just close your eyes.
01:29:45 Every day I see you...
01:29:47 Every night as I come
01:29:54 Every day.
01:30:10 You...
01:30:15 You.
01:30:19 Now will you forget her?
01:30:25 Never.
01:30:49 So, this is my reward.
01:30:51 I get to stand over
01:30:54 while this lot...
01:30:55 well... you can see
01:31:00 So tra la tra la,
01:31:08 Romance.
01:31:10 Passion.
01:31:15 Alright, to hell with this.
01:31:20 There's an angel there and
01:31:29 Close your eyes again.
01:31:32 No...
01:31:34 You close yours.
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