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Vita bella La Life Is Beautiful
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This is a simple story... |
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but not an easy one to tell |
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Like a fable, there is sorrow... |
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and like a fable, it is full of wonder and happiness |
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Arezzo, Italy, 1939 |
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I sing what I see, nothing gets by me. "Here I am," said I to chaos... |
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"I am your slave!" And he: "Good!" |
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"For what?" Said I |
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Free in the end, I am! What good is a caress when bliss... |
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this man came to possess? |
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Here I am ready |
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The trains are gone, the brakes are gone |
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And I can resist no more. Go, sweet Bacchus, take me... |
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The brakes are gone! |
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I heard you! |
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- No, they're really gone! - Hit the brakes! |
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Weren't you reciting a poem? |
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It doesn't work! |
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Brake! |
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We're going to die! The woods! |
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Brake! |
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The king is coming! |
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There he is! |
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There's a heap of people down there. Straight! |
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We have no brakes! |
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We have no brakes! Move! |
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LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL |
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Go for a walk |
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Otherwise, we'll get there tomorrow |
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I found the screw |
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Now what do you need? |
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Nothing. I need ten minutes alone |
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All right, I'll leave you alone |
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Do you want the screw from before? |
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No, I want to be alone |
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Do I toss out the screw if I find it? |
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I'm going to wash my hands |
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Pretty girl! How's it going? |
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What are you doing? |
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Did your Mom put this stuff here? |
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No, the landlady did |
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Is it a market? It's beautiful |
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How much is it? How old are you? Where's your mother? |
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- What's your name? - Eleonora |
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Nice to meet you, I'm Prince Guido |
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Prince? |
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I'm a prince, I am! |
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All this is mine |
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The principiant here... |
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is of the prince's principate |
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I'll call this place, Addis Ababa. I'll change it all! |
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Out go the cows, in come the camels! |
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Camels? |
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Even a few hippopotamus! |
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I have to go. I have an appointment with the princess |
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- When? - Now! |
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Good morning, princess! |
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How frightening! I almost killed myself. Did I hurt you? |
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I've never been better |
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Do you always leave the house like this? |
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I wanted to burn that wasps' nest but I got stung |
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A wasp stung you? There? Allow me |
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Hold still, princess |
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A wasp's poison is very dangerous |
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You have to get it out |
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- Lie down, it'll take a while. - It's fine now. Thank you |
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- Did you get stung anywhere else? - No, thank you |
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What a place here! It's beautiful! |
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Pigeons fly, women fall from the sky. I'm moving here! |
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It's all his! He wants to fill it with camels! He's a prince! |
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Exactly! |
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Prince Guido, at your service, princess |
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I'm coming! |
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Goodbye, then |
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How can I thank you? |
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There's no need |
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If you really want to thank me... |
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I'll take some eggs to make a nice omelet for my squire |
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Take whatever you want, it's all yours! |
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Thank you! |
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I'll take two... six. All right? I'll make a nice omelet |
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Goodbye, Eleonora! My regards, princess |
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Farewell |
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Here I am, Nuvolari! It's eggs for us tonight! |
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All camels here! |
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- Where is this house? - Turn left. We're almost there |
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Is your uncle sleeping with us? |
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What? He's lived in the hotel for over 30 years. He's a head maitre d'... |
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He's lending us the house. He uses it for storage |
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There, we're here |
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That's Robin Hood, my uncle's horse |
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That's my uncle's buggy and that's my uncle's house |
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And inside is my uncle |
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Hello, dear uncle, here we are! Hurry, it's late |
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Here we are. The car broke down! |
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Uncle Eliseo! |
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- Barbarians! - Who were they? |
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- Nobody, just barbarians. - Why didn't you cry for help? |
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Silence is the most powerful cry |
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Is he your poet friend? |
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My name is Ferruccio. I'm also an upholsterer |
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You'll have to make do here. It's an old storehouse full of odds and ends |
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an old passion, an odd end in itself! |
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What's all this stuff for? |
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You can stay as long as you want. It's not easy to be a waiter |
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That's the bed. Legend has it Garibaldi slept there |
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Nothing is more necessary than the unnecessary |
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Barbarians |
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The town hall is on Via Sestani, to the right after the colonnade |
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This is the bathroom, equipped with the appropriate invention of M. Bidet |
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There are a few books here, among which, the Life of Petrarch |
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The kitchen is in there. This is a velocipede, commonly called a bike |
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I have to get back to the hotel There's only one key, don't lose it |
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It's so good to see you! |
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I'm coming, Robin Hood! |
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What an uncle! |
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Look at this! |
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Didn't I tell you? We're in a city, you do whatever you want |
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We're free, if you want to do something, you do it |
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You want to let yourself go? You want to yell? Yell! |
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Stop it! What are you, crazy? |
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We're in a city. You can't act like you do in the country! |
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You've been yelling like a madman for three hours! You can't yell! |
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Mary! The key! |
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See? You can't yell |
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Understand? If you stopped thinking so much about poetry... |
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you'd make your father happier and you'd make more money than him |
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That's right, Oreste, that's what I tell him too: |
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You have to settle down! |
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What a nice hat! How does it look? |
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- Nice, huh? How does it look? - Nice, but it's mine |
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When do I start working? |
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You're already late! Right away! |
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Get that armchair and take it to the laboratory |
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- That one? - That one. And be careful! |
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Good. I'm going to the town hall. Goodbye |
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Goodbye, and behave yourselves |
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Because these are hard times... |
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hard, hard times! |
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They're hard times? |
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Why? What are your political views? |
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Benito! Adolph! Be good! |
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What did you say? |
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I said... how are things going? |
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Goodbye, then |
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Careful, you'll break the legs! |
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Goodbye! |
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He pulled it off. He took my hat. I'll find him, though |
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Benito, you're going to get slapped! |
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I need to do the whole bureauratic procedure to open a bookstore |
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- Does it take a long time? - Years |
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Then we'd better open a file now |
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First you have to apply and the department head has to sign it |
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In the meantime... |
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I almost scrambled my eggs! I've had these here since yesterday! |
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I forgot about them. Thank goodness they didn't break. Take note |
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I, the undersigned, Guido Orefice... |
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- am applying to open - He can't sign it right now! |
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What's going on? |
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I need a signature of yours to open a bookstore of mine |
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- Miss, what's going on? - Mr. Rodolfo, I told him |
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- Just one signature. - No, I can't |
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My substitute will be here in an hour. Ask him |
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- All I need is a signature. - We close at 1:00 here! |
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It's ten to 1:00 |
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File a complaint! |
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Boy, is he nasty! |
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Just sign a paper to open a file. All he had to do was this |
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Now I have to wait for his substitute who's coming here in an hour |
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I'm filing a complaint. Write: I, the undersigned, Guido Orefice... |
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What a wallop! |
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Are you hurt? I'll help you |
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Come here. I didn't do it on purpose |
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Don't touch me! |
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You can forget about your bookshop! |
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No, the eggs are... |
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Scoundrel, I'll kill you! |
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Out of the way! |
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Good morning, princess |
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I wonder if we'll ever bump into each other standing up! |
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Excuse me, but I've got to run |
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Farewell, princess! |
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- Chicken. - That's easy |
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It's served whole, bottom down on the plate |
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Will you cut it for me? Naturally |
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I hold it in place with the blade stuck under the wing... |
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then I rip off the drumstick |
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I cut the meat along the bottom of the breastbone |
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Off go the wings, breast and skin |
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Lobster |
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Piece of cake, Uncle Eliseo |
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I stick the wing under the leg... |
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off goes the leg, I rip off the lobster... stick the... |
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Lobster is a crustacean |
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Off goes the crust... |
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of the crustacean |
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Off go the crust and antennae. We don't eat the antennae, now do we? |
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Off go the antennae, off goes the lobster... |
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There's nothing left |
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We're out of lobster, but we have some delicious chicken |
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I can't remember how to do lobster |
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It's served fresh from the kitchen |
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There's no need to touch it! |
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That's too easy, that's why I didn't remember |
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- Continue! - Behavior! |
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Stand by. Still, like this |
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"Waiter!" "Yes?" |
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In position. Stand-by behavior. "Waiter!" |
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Why are they all calling me? There must be other waiters, right? |
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Bowing! Piece of cake |
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You bow down farther |
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Like this. At a 45 degree angle, just like a champagne bottle |
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45 degrees, even 50, 55... |
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90 degrees, a right angle. 180... |
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How far do I bow down, 180 degrees? Like this? |
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Think of sunflowers, they bow to the sun |
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But if you see some that are too bowed down... |
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it means they're dead! You're serving, you're not a servant |
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Serving is a supreme art |
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God is the first servant |
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God serves men, but he's not a servant to men! |
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- There was no button here - It doesn't go there, silly! |
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I have to take the car back to my dad, he's counting on it |
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You'll take it back in a month or so |
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No, I've got to get it back soon. You know why? |
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Why? |
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- What? What time is it? - The time! Were you sleeping? |
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Of course I was! |
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You asked me a question, you turned your head and went to sleep |
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- How did you do that? - Schopenhauer |
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Who? |
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Schopenhauer says that with willpower, you can do anything |
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"I am what I want to be" |
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Right now I want to be someone who's sleeping and I was saying to myself: |
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"I'm sleeping, sleeping, sleeping." And I fell asleep |
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Amazing. And it's simple too |
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I want to try too |
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I'm sleeping, sleeping, sleeping... |
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Don't move your hands, you're not a juggler! |
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It's a matter of thought, it's serious, and plus it takes time |
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We'll talk about it tomorrow |
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Amazing, though |
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Wake up |
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Wake up |
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What is it now? What are you doing? |
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- It totally works! - What works? |
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Schopenhauer! You know what I just said? "Wake up!" |
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Bam! You woke up This theory is incredible |
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- How does this all happen? - You were yelling in my ear! |
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That's why I woke up! |
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- So I should say it quieter. - You don't say it at all! |
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Ah, I'm not supposed to say it |
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It's deep, you have to think it |
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Why are you running? Slow down! |
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Hurry up, it's late! |
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Mary, the key! |
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Every morning she throws the key |
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Look! |
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There's that teacher! Boy, is she pretty! |
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I even dreamt about her |
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Come with me, i'll introduce you |
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- Holy smokes! Stay still! - What's wrong? |
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Don't move! |
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The one in the car. He's that jerk the eggs fell on, the town clerk |
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He'll kill me if he sees me! Be good |
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- What's he doing? - He's standing there talking |
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- What's he saying? - How do I know? |
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- What's he doing? - He's saying goodbye. He's leaving |
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He's got a car just like mine! |
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There he is! |
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Don't move, he'll kill me if he sees me! |
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Stay still, Ferruccio |
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Good morning, princess! |
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It's you again! How do you do this? |
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This is the princess who fell from the sky into my arms |
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Is he the one who sucked the stinger out of your thigh? |
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Yes. We keep meeting like this. You just suddenly show up |
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We could make plans to meet |
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- Tonight at 8:00? - No, it's nicer this way |
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Let's go Dora, you'll be late |
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I hope we meet again suddenly |
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Farewell, princess! |
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Did you see her? She's pretty, huh? |
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She likes it when I suddenly appear |
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I don't believe it |
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"Darkness" |
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You're a genius! |
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"The more there is, the less you see" |
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Solution: Darkness |
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Marvelous |
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Did you make that up? |
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No, but you solved it in five minutes, it took me eight days |
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Darkness! |
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Salmon, salad and a glass of white wine |
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Listen to this one, Guido |
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If I may, it's my turn |
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My dad told me this when I was a kid |
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Show White and the seven dwarves sit down for a bite |
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How fast can you guess what she serves her guests next? |
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It sounds refined |
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I want to solve it right now |
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Eat first or it'll get cold |
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I don't want to, it's too late |
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Salad, salmon, white wine, it's light |
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Snow White... |
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and the seven dwarves... |
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- Is the kitchen closed? - Everybody's gone. Why? |
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A gentleman from Rome is here, from the Ministry. He wants to eat |
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The kitchen is closed |
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Oh well, he would have given you a good tip |
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The kitchen is open |
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Come right in |
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Doctor, you're not eating anything? |
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Snow White and the seven dwarves... |
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I know the kitchen is closed, maybe a cold dish... |
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It's all delicious, take your pick |
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Something light |
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Well, we've got meat, a nice heavy steak... |
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lamb, kidneys, some greasy breaded liver |
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Otherwise, there's fish |
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We have... |
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a nice fatty turbot... |
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eel stuffed with fatty sausage and greased with Grand Marnier... |
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or some lean salmon |
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The salmon, thank you |
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Side dish? |
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There's a side dish too? |
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Feel free to choose. We have very, very, very fried mushrooms... |
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buttered potatoes in Nancy butter with a flaky sauce |
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Is there a small, light salad? If not, nothing |
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A light salad? What a pity, the very, very, very fried mushrooms... |
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were out of this world. So, a light salad... |
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a lean salmon and a glass of white wine |
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Perfect. As soon as possible |
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I'll do my best |
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"How fast can you guess what she served her guests next?" |
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Right? |
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- Snow White and the seven dwarves! - Good night, Doctor! |
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Good night, genius! |
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What did he say? Snow white? What is he, drunk? |
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It's a riddle. "Seven seconds" |
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"Seven seconds" is the solution time "Snow White and the seven dwarves" |
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If there are seven dwarves dining... |
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and she serves seconds, that means "seven seconds" |
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Doctor Lessing is a physician, a very serious person |
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But he's obsessed with riddles, he loses sleep over them! |
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Excuse me, the Francesco Petrarca School... |
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The elementary school? A friend of mine teaches there. It's beautiful |
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It's not far from here. Why? |
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Good, I can sleep an extra half-hour |
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Do you have to go to that school tomorrow morning? |
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They're expecting me at 8:30 |
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Please, children, silence! A moment of attention |
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The Inspector from Rome will be here shortly |
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I want to make a good impression on him |
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Listen very quietly and carefully to what he says |
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He'll tell us some very important things about our beautiful country |
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The inspector is here, ma'am |
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He's already here? He's early! |
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Sit down, Roberto! |
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All rise! |
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Good morning, princess |
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Good morning, Mr. Inspector. I'm the principal |
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These are some of our teachers |
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Good |
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So... |
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How many years have you taught in this school district? |
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Sixteen |
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Are you up-to-date with the ongoing... |
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school program approved by the Ministry this year? |
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Yes |
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Did you read the bulletin regarding childhood hygiene? |
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Of course! |
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What are you doing on Sunday? |
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No, I mean, Sunday... |
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is St. Mary's Day, what are you doing? |
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I'm going to the theater |
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- To see what? - Offenbach |
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Right, Offenbach is playing |
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Fine. Well... |
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Thank you very much and goodbye. I just came to... |
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We know |
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As you know, the Inspector... |
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came from Rome to talk to us about the race manifesto... |
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signed by the most enlightened Italian scientists |
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He will, and we're very honored... |
| 00:22:44 |
demonstrate to us that our race... |
| 00:22:46 |
is a superior race... |
| 00:22:48 |
the best of all |
| 00:22:51 |
Take your seats! |
| 00:22:54 |
Go ahead, Inspector |
| 00:22:56 |
- Our race... - Is superior |
| 00:23:00 |
Naturally! |
| 00:23:02 |
Our race is superior |
| 00:23:04 |
I've just come from Rome, right this minute... |
| 00:23:07 |
to come and tell you in order that you'll know, children... |
| 00:23:12 |
that our race is a superior one |
| 00:23:14 |
I was... |
| 00:23:15 |
chosen, I was, by racist Italian scientists... |
| 00:23:19 |
in order to demonstrate... |
| 00:23:21 |
how superior our race is |
| 00:23:25 |
Why did they pick me, children? |
| 00:23:30 |
Must I tell you? |
| 00:23:35 |
Where can you find... |
| 00:23:37 |
someone more handsome than me? |
| 00:23:41 |
Justly so, there is silence. I'm an original "superior race"... |
| 00:23:46 |
pure Aryan |
| 00:23:48 |
Children... |
| 00:23:49 |
let's start with something that one says, "What so big about that?" |
| 00:23:51 |
The ear. Look at the perfection of this ear |
| 00:23:56 |
Left auricle... |
| 00:23:58 |
with a pendant little bell at the end |
| 00:24:01 |
Check it out! Movable cartilage! |
| 00:24:04 |
Bendable! |
| 00:24:06 |
Find two ears more beautiful than these and I'll leave! |
| 00:24:08 |
But you have to show me them! They dream about these in France! |
| 00:24:13 |
Races exist, children. You bet they do! |
| 00:24:16 |
But let's continue, I want to show you something else |
| 00:24:20 |
Pay attention |
| 00:24:22 |
He said, "Inspector"? |
| 00:24:24 |
From Rome? |
| 00:24:27 |
The belly button! |
| 00:24:32 |
Take a look at this belly button! What a tie! |
| 00:24:35 |
But you can't untie it, not even with your teeth! |
| 00:24:37 |
Those racist scientists tried it. Not a chance! |
| 00:24:40 |
This is an Italian belly button. It's part of our race! |
| 00:24:44 |
Check out this style! |
| 00:24:46 |
Look at these muscles: Ceps... |
| 00:24:48 |
biceps, triceps! |
| 00:24:51 |
Look at this beauty! Admire this hip! |
| 00:24:57 |
Just look at the movement! |
| 00:25:01 |
Gentlemen! |
| 00:25:04 |
I must say goodbye now... |
| 00:25:06 |
because I have to go, I have an appointment |
| 00:25:10 |
I'll make my Aryan exit and bid you farewell |
| 00:25:13 |
Farewell! The belly button! |
| 00:25:17 |
I'll see you in Venice, princess! |
| 00:26:22 |
I can only hear out of this ear |
| 00:26:43 |
Look at me, princess |
| 00:26:47 |
Go on, I'm down here |
| 00:26:50 |
Look at me, princess |
| 00:27:09 |
Turn around, princess |
| 00:27:13 |
Turn around, around... |
| 00:27:53 |
- Can we get a chocolate ice cream? - Yes, but we'll have to be quick |
| 00:27:56 |
Why? |
| 00:27:57 |
We have to be at the prefect's at 8. We were invited to dinner |
| 00:28:02 |
- Where? - At the prefect's |
| 00:28:05 |
Have pity on me, Lord, let it not be true |
| 00:28:08 |
Another dinner at the prefect's? |
| 00:28:10 |
Your mother is coming too |
| 00:28:11 |
Bingo! |
| 00:28:13 |
Let's just go to dinner. We'll stop by the prefect's for coffee |
| 00:28:17 |
I'm not coming! |
| 00:28:19 |
All right, I heard you! I'll tell him we're not going! |
| 00:28:22 |
Lt'll just be me and you |
| 00:28:26 |
- Good evening, Rodolfo! - Good evening, Mr. Prefect |
| 00:28:29 |
I'll see you later on at my house. I'll expect you at eight |
| 00:28:32 |
We'll be there at eight sharp |
| 00:28:39 |
Where is she? Did you see her? |
| 00:28:41 |
- She has to be here. - You're here? |
| 00:28:45 |
On time tomorrow, got it? |
| 00:28:48 |
Did you take that stuff out of the car? |
| 00:28:50 |
It's silk, don't ruin it. Be very careful |
| 00:28:55 |
- What an opera. - Beautiful! |
| 00:29:00 |
Is that one of your curtains? |
| 00:29:02 |
No, it must be one of my colleague's |
| 00:29:08 |
He took my hat again! |
| 00:29:11 |
- Let's go. - Don't you see how it's raining? |
| 00:29:14 |
- You go get the car! - It's right around the corner |
| 00:29:18 |
All right, you wait here |
| 00:29:20 |
I'll pull up right here and toot |
| 00:29:23 |
Give me the key! |
| 00:29:26 |
Not the house key, the car key! |
| 00:29:30 |
The car key? Are you crazy? |
| 00:29:32 |
Keep him busy, you know, the jerk the eggs fell on |
| 00:29:35 |
Keep him busy as long as you can, I'll see you tonight! |
| 00:29:37 |
Inside the car there's... Go slow! |
| 00:29:57 |
The least you could have done is come get me with the umbrella |
| 00:29:59 |
You're just plain rude. Look what a mess I am |
| 00:30:03 |
Plus, dinner at the prefect's gets me so nervous! |
| 00:30:07 |
I knew it, I've got hiccups |
| 00:30:11 |
I always get them when I'm made to do something I don't want to |
| 00:30:14 |
Don't you know that it takes so little to make me happy? |
| 00:30:18 |
A chocolate ice cream is enough! Even two! |
| 00:30:21 |
A nice walk together and then whatever happens, happens |
| 00:30:24 |
Instead you... |
| 00:30:28 |
Good morning, princess! |
| 00:30:31 |
This is incredible! You owe me an explanation |
| 00:30:34 |
No, you're the one who owes me an explanation! |
| 00:30:37 |
I stop under a roof and you fall from the sky into my arms |
| 00:30:40 |
I fall off my bicycle and end up in your arms |
| 00:30:43 |
I do an inspection at school and there you are again! |
| 00:30:48 |
You even turn up in my dreams! |
| 00:30:50 |
Will you leave me alone! You've really got a crush on me! |
| 00:30:54 |
I don't blame you, but... |
| 00:30:57 |
All right, at this point, I give in. You win |
| 00:31:00 |
Where shall we go, princess? To the sea! Do you like the sea? |
| 00:31:03 |
Yes, but they're waiting for me at the theater. Take me back |
| 00:31:08 |
What's happening? |
| 00:31:09 |
Princess, do you know how to turn on the windshield wipers? |
| 00:31:13 |
Step on the brakes! |
| 00:31:16 |
Have no fear, hang on to me! |
| 00:31:19 |
It's broken! |
| 00:31:21 |
When did you learn to drive? |
| 00:31:23 |
- Ten minutes ago! - I thought it was less than that |
| 00:31:26 |
- The top doesn't close. - The door won't open |
| 00:31:29 |
Wait, we're stuck! |
| 00:31:32 |
We'll get out of here, I'll take care of it |
| 00:31:34 |
The important thing is that you don't get wet |
| 00:31:37 |
Cover yourself with this |
| 00:31:39 |
Take it. We'll get out of here now |
| 00:31:42 |
I'll take care of everything |
| 00:31:46 |
Here we go |
| 00:31:49 |
Step right out, princess |
| 00:31:54 |
There! Step right out! |
| 00:31:57 |
There's a huge puddle, you'll get your feet wet. Wait! |
| 00:32:05 |
Here! |
| 00:32:13 |
- Go ahead, princess. - Where are we? |
| 00:32:16 |
We've already been here |
| 00:32:19 |
Me and you? When? |
| 00:32:21 |
Don't you remember? |
| 00:32:23 |
The night it was raining... |
| 00:32:24 |
and I made you an umbrella out of a pillow! |
| 00:32:27 |
It was a beautiful night, I put the steering wheel on my shoulder... |
| 00:32:31 |
did a little waltz and when I stopped in front of you... |
| 00:32:35 |
you kissed me |
| 00:32:47 |
Princess, your behind is exposed to the wind |
| 00:32:53 |
It depends on the person. My pop was like that |
| 00:32:57 |
He had the ability to make me do anything |
| 00:33:00 |
He understood me, he knew how to deal with me |
| 00:33:03 |
I was like putty in his hand |
| 00:33:05 |
I always, always, always said yes |
| 00:33:08 |
So all these treasures you're hiding... |
| 00:33:12 |
there is a way to open this treasure chest and always get you to say yes! |
| 00:33:17 |
It's easier than you think |
| 00:33:19 |
All you need is the right key |
| 00:33:21 |
And where exactly is it? |
| 00:33:23 |
Heaven knows |
| 00:33:25 |
It's clearing up |
| 00:33:26 |
So you were saying... |
| 00:33:28 |
the key that always makes you say yes has to come from heaven |
| 00:33:33 |
Yes |
| 00:33:34 |
I'll give it a try |
| 00:33:36 |
If the Virgin Mary tosses it down to me... You never know |
| 00:33:41 |
Mary, the key! |
| 00:33:45 |
Is this it? |
| 00:33:49 |
Do you really have to go home? What about the chocolate ice cream? |
| 00:33:53 |
- Let's get it right now. - No, not now |
| 00:33:55 |
- Then when? - I don't know |
| 00:33:57 |
Are we going to let heaven decide that too? |
| 00:34:00 |
No, leave Mary alone. Don't bother her over an ice cream! |
| 00:34:05 |
No, it's much too important. We can't decide when to have it |
| 00:34:08 |
I have to ask her |
| 00:34:10 |
Mary send someone to tell us how long before we can have the ice cream! |
| 00:34:18 |
Seven seconds! |
| 00:34:24 |
- This is my house. - I've gone by here a thousand times |
| 00:34:28 |
I've always asked myself, "Who lives there?" |
| 00:34:30 |
I wanted to open my store right out front |
| 00:34:32 |
- The bookshop? - Yes, I'll see you every day |
| 00:34:35 |
Goodbye, then |
| 00:34:37 |
You've been so nice to me. All I want now is a hot bath |
| 00:34:41 |
I forgot to tell you... |
| 00:34:44 |
Go ahead |
| 00:34:45 |
You can't imagine how much I feel like making love to you |
| 00:34:50 |
But I'll never tell anyone, especially not you |
| 00:34:53 |
They'd have to torture me to make me say it |
| 00:34:56 |
Say what? |
| 00:34:57 |
That I want to make love to you |
| 00:34:59 |
Not just once, over and over again! |
| 00:35:02 |
But I'll never tell you that |
| 00:35:04 |
I'd have to be crazy to tell you I'd even make love to you now... |
| 00:35:07 |
right here, for the rest of my life |
| 00:35:12 |
You'd better run or you'll get wet. It's going to rain again |
| 00:35:16 |
Princess |
| 00:35:17 |
You're all wet |
| 00:35:18 |
My suit is no big deal |
| 00:35:20 |
It's the hat that bothers me |
| 00:35:23 |
I need a dry hat, but where can I find one? |
| 00:35:27 |
How did it go? Right, it's easy! |
| 00:35:31 |
Mary, send someone to give my friend a dry hat |
| 00:35:43 |
Goodnight, princess. Farewell |
| 00:36:05 |
Excuse me, where's the restroom? |
| 00:36:07 |
Straight ahead to the left |
| 00:36:17 |
If you don't get up immediately... |
| 00:36:19 |
I swear on your father's death bed I'll never speak to you again |
| 00:36:24 |
For the rest of my life! |
| 00:36:26 |
I'm going to count to three now |
| 00:36:28 |
If you don't get up, I'll force you to get up |
| 00:36:45 |
Good girl |
| 00:36:47 |
Do you know who's getting married? |
| 00:36:49 |
Didn't I tell you? That jerk the eggs fell on! |
| 00:36:56 |
- Who's he marrying? - I don't know |
| 00:36:59 |
But she hasn't even shown up yet! |
| 00:37:01 |
Everybody's waiting |
| 00:37:03 |
I've looked everywhere for you! |
| 00:37:05 |
- Your uncle! - My uncle? |
| 00:37:07 |
Something's happened. Come with me! |
| 00:37:09 |
Outside! The horse! |
| 00:37:14 |
What is that? |
| 00:37:16 |
Is that your horse? |
| 00:37:18 |
What a sight! What did they write on him? |
| 00:37:22 |
"Achtung, Jewish horse" |
| 00:37:25 |
The usual barbarians, vandals. It's sad. What nonsense |
| 00:37:30 |
"Jewish horse!" |
| 00:37:31 |
Don't get upset, they just did it to... |
| 00:37:34 |
They didn't just happen to do it, they did it... |
| 00:37:39 |
You'll have to get used to it, Guido... |
| 00:37:41 |
they'll start with you too |
| 00:37:43 |
With me? What could possibly happen to me? |
| 00:37:46 |
The worst they can do is undress me, paint me yellow and write: |
| 00:37:49 |
"Achtung, Jewish waiter." |
| 00:37:52 |
I didn't even know this horse was Jewish |
| 00:37:55 |
Let's go, I'll clean him up in the morning |
| 00:37:58 |
Take him back to the stall |
| 00:38:18 |
Look, there in front of you! |
| 00:38:26 |
Wait, I'll surprise her |
| 00:38:38 |
Come with me, I'd like to introduce you to Fido Giovanardi |
| 00:38:51 |
Doctor Lessing! Where are you going? |
| 00:38:55 |
Urgent telegram. I must go to Berlin immediately |
| 00:38:59 |
- What are these flowers? - They're for your departure |
| 00:39:05 |
I'll take just one |
| 00:39:08 |
I'll take it to my wife. Guido's flower! |
| 00:39:12 |
I truly enjoyed myself with you |
| 00:39:14 |
You're the most ingenious... |
| 00:39:16 |
waiter I've ever come across |
| 00:39:19 |
Thank you. You're the most-cultured customer I've ever served |
| 00:39:23 |
Thank you |
| 00:39:24 |
Goodbye, Doctor Lessing |
| 00:39:26 |
By the way... |
| 00:39:30 |
if you say my name... |
| 00:39:33 |
I'm not there anymore. Who am I? |
| 00:39:37 |
If you say my name, I'm not there anymore |
| 00:39:44 |
What is it? What did he say? |
| 00:39:49 |
Silence! |
| 00:39:51 |
Beautiful! If you say the word, it's not there anymore: Silence |
| 00:39:57 |
I'm not talking about Berlin. In the outskirts, imagine that! |
| 00:40:02 |
Third grade, listen to this problem |
| 00:40:05 |
I remember it because it shocked me |
| 00:40:08 |
A lunatic costs the State four marks a day |
| 00:40:12 |
A cripple, four and a half marks |
| 00:40:15 |
An epileptic, three marks and a half |
| 00:40:18 |
Considering that the average is four marks a day... |
| 00:40:21 |
and there are 300,000 patients, how much would the State save... |
| 00:40:23 |
if these individuals were eliminated? |
| 00:40:27 |
I can't believe this! |
| 00:40:30 |
That was my exact reaction! |
| 00:40:32 |
I can't believe a seven-year-old child... |
| 00:40:35 |
has to solve this kind of equation |
| 00:40:38 |
It's a difficult calculation. Proportions, percentages... |
| 00:40:41 |
They need at least some algebra to do those equations |
| 00:40:44 |
That's high school material for us |
| 00:40:46 |
No, all it takes is multiplication! You said there are 300,000 cripples? |
| 00:40:51 |
300,000 times four |
| 00:40:53 |
If we killed them all, we'd save 1,200,000 marks a day |
| 00:40:56 |
It's easy! |
| 00:40:58 |
Exactly! |
| 00:40:59 |
But you're an adult, they make 7-year-old children do this in Germany! |
| 00:41:04 |
They're truly another race! |
| 00:41:09 |
Good morning, princess! |
| 00:41:12 |
- What did you say? - It's here, on the cake |
| 00:41:35 |
Why are you just standing there? Let's go! |
| 00:41:38 |
Let's go dance |
| 00:42:15 |
Just a couple things, you already know it all by now... |
| 00:42:19 |
and you've known for several years |
| 00:42:21 |
Dora and I were born on the same street... |
| 00:42:24 |
We went to school together, we had the same friends |
| 00:42:30 |
Dora is the woman of my life... |
| 00:42:32 |
and I am the man of her life |
| 00:42:34 |
We've decided to get married within the year |
| 00:42:38 |
You're all officially invited on April the 9th... |
| 00:42:41 |
to the Basilica of Santa Maria del Pellegrino... |
| 00:42:44 |
and then we'll celebrate till dawn, all together right here... |
| 00:42:48 |
just as happy as we are now! |
| 00:42:57 |
Kiss her! Kiss her! |
| 00:43:05 |
- What's wrong with you? - Nothing |
| 00:43:08 |
- Are you all right? - Fine |
| 00:43:10 |
Who put this armchair here? |
| 00:43:13 |
Are you all right? |
| 00:43:15 |
- I'm fine - I'm sorry |
| 00:43:17 |
- I didn't get hurt - No, I was talking about |
| 00:43:19 |
- Are you enjoying yourself? - It's going fine |
| 00:43:22 |
Go back to your table |
| 00:43:24 |
Go on, I can do this |
| 00:43:35 |
Are you all right? |
| 00:43:38 |
Fine! Why are you all asking me that? Is there something wrong? |
| 00:43:42 |
No, nothing is wrong |
| 00:43:45 |
But go to the kitchen |
| 00:43:52 |
The kitchen |
| 00:43:55 |
They moved everything around tonight! |
| 00:43:58 |
Look where they put the kitchen! |
| 00:44:09 |
Peekaboo, guess who? |
| 00:44:12 |
It's me! What, have you gone soft? |
| 00:44:16 |
Miss! |
| 00:44:18 |
We finally meet, Dora |
| 00:44:21 |
He never introduced us. You were scared to, weren't you? |
| 00:44:25 |
Now you don't need to come with us to the brothel anymore! |
| 00:44:29 |
I apologize if I've disturbed you. Happiness and best wishes to all |
| 00:44:32 |
You sly old dog! |
| 00:44:35 |
What a jolly fellow! |
| 00:44:42 |
Everything is just fine. I'll pick it all up |
| 00:44:45 |
I apologize |
| 00:44:58 |
Princess! |
| 00:45:00 |
You're here too? |
| 00:45:15 |
Take me away |
| 00:45:33 |
And now, ladies and gentlemen... |
| 00:45:35 |
a magnificent surprise offered by the Grand Hotel: |
| 00:45:39 |
The Ethiopian cake! |
| 00:46:35 |
Thank you! Music, maestro! |
| 00:46:43 |
Congratulations |
| 00:46:45 |
Thank you |
| 00:46:47 |
Right this way, princess |
| 00:46:50 |
But you're... |
| 00:46:52 |
Quickly, princess |
| 00:47:15 |
But he's... |
| 00:47:21 |
He's that jerk with the eggs! |
| 00:47:58 |
Ferruccio! |
| 00:48:00 |
He's got the keys to the house Darn it all! |
| 00:48:08 |
Some wire! I can open it if I find some wire |
| 00:48:13 |
I'm a whiz with wire. My pop taught me |
| 00:48:17 |
I used to make toys out of wire when I was a kid |
| 00:48:27 |
I opened it |
| 00:48:54 |
Joshua! |
| 00:49:01 |
Let's go, you're going to make Mommy late |
| 00:49:08 |
I lost my tank |
| 00:49:10 |
Don't worry, we'll find it |
| 00:49:13 |
Where did you leave the tank? |
| 00:49:15 |
- It's on the stairs - I'll get it |
| 00:49:18 |
Hold the bicycle. I'll get it |
| 00:49:23 |
Here |
| 00:49:26 |
Let's go |
| 00:49:28 |
- Go, Pop! - Go slow! Are you guys crazy? |
| 00:49:32 |
You're late for school! Go! |
| 00:49:34 |
There's a horse! Two horses! |
| 00:49:39 |
Stop ringing that bell, it's driving me crazy! |
| 00:49:42 |
- It's not me, it's Joshua. - It's not me, it's Pop! |
| 00:49:46 |
Stop it, let me off! |
| 00:49:58 |
Here we are |
| 00:50:00 |
See you tonight |
| 00:50:05 |
Go fast, Pop! |
| 00:50:18 |
Can we buy this for Mommy? |
| 00:50:21 |
- How much does it cost? - 15 lire |
| 00:50:23 |
It's a fake. It's probably a fake cake, like your tank |
| 00:50:27 |
Let's go, Joshua |
| 00:50:29 |
"No Jews or dogs... |
| 00:50:32 |
allowed." |
| 00:50:36 |
Why aren't Jews or dogs allowed to go in? |
| 00:50:40 |
They just don't want Jews or dogs to go in |
| 00:50:43 |
Everybody does what they want to |
| 00:50:45 |
There's a hardware store there... |
| 00:50:47 |
they don't let Spanish people or horses into their store |
| 00:50:51 |
Farther ahead, there's a drugstore |
| 00:50:53 |
I was with a Chinese friend of mine yesterday who had a kangaroo |
| 00:50:56 |
I said "May we?" "No, we don't want any Chinese or kangaroos here." |
| 00:50:59 |
They don't like them, what can I tell you? |
| 00:51:01 |
We let everybody into our bookshop |
| 00:51:04 |
No. From now on, we'll write it too |
| 00:51:06 |
- Is there anybody you don't like? - Spiders, what about you? |
| 00:51:09 |
I don't like Visigoths. Starting tomorrow we'll write: |
| 00:51:11 |
"No spiders and Visigoths allowed." |
| 00:51:14 |
I'm sick and tired of these Visigoths! |
| 00:51:26 |
Good morning |
| 00:51:28 |
Everything's half-price |
| 00:51:30 |
Guido Orefice? |
| 00:51:31 |
That's me |
| 00:51:33 |
You have to come to the prefect's |
| 00:51:35 |
Again! |
| 00:51:37 |
- He already went - Let's go |
| 00:51:39 |
Why? |
| 00:51:43 |
- Is that man with you? - Yes, let's go |
| 00:51:46 |
All right |
| 00:51:47 |
I'm coming too |
| 00:51:49 |
You stay here. It won't take long, will it? |
| 00:51:51 |
Not long at all |
| 00:51:54 |
Joshua, make sure you treat the customers good! |
| 00:51:57 |
I'll be right back |
| 00:53:02 |
I'll take this one |
| 00:53:04 |
It costs five lire |
| 00:53:05 |
No, it says ten lire |
| 00:53:09 |
Everything's half-price |
| 00:53:14 |
Give this to your mom and tell her... |
| 00:53:17 |
it's from Grandma |
| 00:53:19 |
I've never seen my grandma before |
| 00:53:22 |
Would you like to meet her? |
| 00:53:24 |
Yes |
| 00:53:26 |
You'll meet her tomorrow |
| 00:53:28 |
Tomorrow? |
| 00:53:30 |
Because tomorrow is your birthday... |
| 00:53:33 |
and your grandma will come and bring you a nice present |
| 00:53:35 |
A new tank? |
| 00:53:38 |
No, a surprise |
| 00:53:41 |
Give the letter to your mom |
| 00:53:44 |
Bye, Joshua |
| 00:53:45 |
You forgot your change, Grandma |
| 00:53:54 |
Thank you |
| 00:53:56 |
- When are you coming? - In an hour or so |
| 00:53:59 |
I'm going to stop by my uncle's to see if he'll bring some leftovers |
| 00:54:02 |
- Then what did Grandma say? - She's coming tomorrow |
| 00:54:08 |
It's about time! |
| 00:54:10 |
JEWISH STORE |
| 00:54:15 |
- Go take a bath. - I took one on Friday! |
| 00:54:17 |
He's right |
| 00:54:19 |
You change your shirt |
| 00:54:21 |
- I changed it on Thursday! - Don't forget the flowers! |
| 00:54:24 |
They're outside, I already picked them |
| 00:54:26 |
- I'll come with you, Pop! - You have to take a bath, stubborn! |
| 00:54:30 |
I don't want to take one! |
| 00:54:33 |
Hurry up, I have to go pick Grandma up! |
| 00:54:43 |
- Where do you want the flowers? - Set them down, I'll be right there |
| 00:54:56 |
I took one on Friday! |
| 00:55:04 |
Do you know where Joshua is? |
| 00:55:06 |
He must be in there |
| 00:55:08 |
Could you put those things in order? |
| 00:55:10 |
Why don't you show me the flowers? They look so beautiful |
| 00:55:12 |
They are, I'll bring them right over. You want to see the flowers? |
| 00:55:15 |
I'll make them come right over |
| 00:55:19 |
Come, flowers! |
| 00:55:21 |
Come, stand! |
| 00:55:22 |
Schopenhauer, willpower. I want the stand to come here |
| 00:55:25 |
Stand, come |
| 00:55:28 |
Stop, stand! |
| 00:55:30 |
This stand seems very dirty to me |
| 00:55:34 |
Good morning, princess! |
| 00:55:41 |
He can already read and write? |
| 00:55:43 |
- For over a year now. - You did a good job |
| 00:55:46 |
We're here |
| 00:55:48 |
I'll help you get out |
| 00:55:50 |
No, I can do it myself |
| 00:56:10 |
Dora, what's wrong? |
| 00:56:32 |
Are we there? |
| 00:56:35 |
No, it's a crossing |
| 00:56:36 |
Will you tell me where we're going now? |
| 00:56:40 |
What do you mean, where? |
| 00:56:42 |
You asked me a thousand times! We're going... |
| 00:56:45 |
to the place... What's it called? |
| 00:56:48 |
We're going... |
| 00:56:49 |
Where are we going? |
| 00:56:51 |
What day is it today? Today is your birthday! |
| 00:56:55 |
You've always said you wanted to go on a trip! |
| 00:56:59 |
It took me months to plan this whole thing! |
| 00:57:02 |
You know where we're going? |
| 00:57:06 |
I can't tell you. I promised Mom I wouldn't tell |
| 00:57:09 |
You know how she is. She'll get mad |
| 00:57:11 |
It makes me laugh |
| 00:57:13 |
My pop planned something like this for me when I was little too |
| 00:57:16 |
It was so... Boy, was it funny! |
| 00:57:23 |
I'm not going to tell you |
| 00:57:29 |
I want you to see for yourself |
| 00:57:31 |
It's a surprise, you know, it really... |
| 00:57:33 |
It really makes me laugh |
| 00:57:37 |
I'm tired |
| 00:57:39 |
Go to sleep |
| 00:57:47 |
Where are we going? Where are they taking us? |
| 00:58:09 |
What time is it? We're leaving right on time |
| 00:58:13 |
What organization! |
| 00:58:15 |
- You've never taken a train, huh? - No. Is it nice? |
| 00:58:18 |
It's really nice! |
| 00:58:19 |
It's all wooden inside, everybody stands up, there's not one seat |
| 00:58:23 |
- There aren't any seats? - What? Seats on a train? |
| 00:58:26 |
It's obvious you've never been on one! |
| 00:58:28 |
No, everybody stands real close together |
| 00:58:32 |
Do you see this line? I got the last tickets just in time! |
| 00:58:36 |
Hurry up, Uncle Eliseo, I don't want them to say, "Too late... |
| 00:58:39 |
it's full, go back home." |
| 00:58:41 |
Wait up, we've got a reservation! Leave some room for us! |
| 00:58:45 |
Look at the line! |
| 00:58:48 |
Here we are! We made a reservation! |
| 00:58:54 |
Thank you! |
| 00:58:59 |
May I help you? |
| 00:59:01 |
There's been a mistake |
| 00:59:04 |
What mistake? |
| 00:59:06 |
My husband and son are on that train |
| 00:59:10 |
What's your husband's name? |
| 00:59:12 |
Guido Orefice |
| 00:59:20 |
Joshua Orefice... |
| 00:59:22 |
and Eliseo Orefice... |
| 00:59:24 |
are on the train too |
| 00:59:26 |
There's no mistake |
| 00:59:30 |
I want to get on that train too |
| 00:59:34 |
We're all ready |
| 00:59:36 |
Send them off then |
| 00:59:38 |
Go! Leave! |
| 00:59:42 |
Go back home, ma'am |
| 00:59:45 |
I want to get on that train |
| 00:59:56 |
Let me get on that train! |
| 01:00:29 |
Mom's here! |
| 01:00:33 |
They stopped the train to let Mom get on |
| 01:02:40 |
Uncle Eliseo |
| 01:03:21 |
Are you happy? Did you see this place? Are you tired? |
| 01:03:25 |
- I didn't like the train - Me neither |
| 01:03:29 |
We'll take the bus back |
| 01:03:31 |
We're taking the bus back! The one with the seats in it! |
| 01:03:34 |
- I told them - That's better |
| 01:03:36 |
You see? It's all organized! |
| 01:03:39 |
Did you see that line! People are lined up to get inside! |
| 01:03:43 |
Everybody wants to get in! |
| 01:03:47 |
What game is this? |
| 01:03:50 |
That's it! |
| 01:03:51 |
It's that game where... |
| 01:03:53 |
It's the game... |
| 01:03:55 |
We're all players |
| 01:04:01 |
It's all organized. The game is: |
| 01:04:04 |
The men are over here, the women are over there |
| 01:04:07 |
Then there's the soldiers, they give us our schedule |
| 01:04:10 |
It's hard. You know, it's not easy |
| 01:04:13 |
If somebody makes a mistake, they get sent right home |
| 01:04:17 |
That means you have to be careful |
| 01:04:19 |
But if you win, you get first prize! |
| 01:04:23 |
What's the prize? |
| 01:04:25 |
First prize! |
| 01:04:28 |
- It's a tank - I already have one |
| 01:04:31 |
This one's a real tank! |
| 01:04:34 |
Brand new! |
| 01:04:35 |
Real? |
| 01:04:38 |
Yes! I didn't want to tell you |
| 01:04:48 |
Where's Uncle Eliseo going? |
| 01:04:50 |
He's on another team. It's all organized |
| 01:04:53 |
Bye, Uncle Eliseo! |
| 01:04:57 |
A real tank |
| 01:05:14 |
What did I tell you? |
| 01:05:17 |
Fabulous! |
| 01:05:19 |
What a place! |
| 01:05:20 |
Hurry up or they'll steal our places. We've got a reservation |
| 01:05:24 |
Two singles! |
| 01:05:25 |
Coming through! |
| 01:05:28 |
There's our place! |
| 01:05:35 |
This is our bed. We'll sleep real close |
| 01:05:40 |
It's ugly here, it smells. I want to be with Mommy |
| 01:05:44 |
We will be! |
| 01:05:46 |
I'm hungry! |
| 01:05:47 |
We'll eat! |
| 01:05:49 |
Plus they're really mean here. They yell! |
| 01:05:52 |
They yell because everybody wants first prize. They have to be tough |
| 01:05:56 |
Can I see Mommy? |
| 01:05:59 |
When the game's over |
| 01:06:01 |
When's it over? |
| 01:06:04 |
You have to get 1000 points |
| 01:06:08 |
Whoever gets 1000 points wins a tank |
| 01:06:11 |
I don't believe you. Are we getting a snack? |
| 01:06:14 |
A snack? |
| 01:06:17 |
Just ask. We're all friends here |
| 01:06:19 |
- Look who's here! What's his name... - Bartolomeo |
| 01:06:22 |
Let me ask you something |
| 01:06:24 |
Did the guy who hands out the bread and jam already come by? |
| 01:06:29 |
Darn it all! We missed him by a second! |
| 01:06:33 |
He'll come back again though, won't he? |
| 01:06:36 |
He's coming back |
| 01:06:45 |
What did he say? |
| 01:06:46 |
He asked if anyone speaks German |
| 01:06:48 |
He's going to explain the camp's rules |
| 01:06:54 |
- Do you speak German? - No |
| 01:07:06 |
The game starts now. Whoever's here is here, whoever's not is not |
| 01:07:13 |
The first one to get a thousand points wins. The prize is a tank! |
| 01:07:18 |
Lucky him! |
| 01:07:27 |
Every day we'll announce who's in the lead from that loudspeaker |
| 01:07:31 |
The one with the least points has to wear a sign saying "jackass"... |
| 01:07:34 |
right here on his back |
| 01:07:43 |
We play the part of the real mean guys who yell |
| 01:07:46 |
Whoever's scared loses points |
| 01:08:03 |
In three cases you'll lose all your points |
| 01:08:05 |
One: If you start crying |
| 01:08:09 |
Two: If you want to see your mommy |
| 01:08:12 |
Three: If you're hungry and you want a snack |
| 01:08:16 |
Forget about it! |
| 01:08:26 |
It's easy to lose points for being hungry |
| 01:08:29 |
Just yesterday I lost 40 points... |
| 01:08:31 |
because I absolutely had to have a jam sandwich |
| 01:08:35 |
Apricot jam! |
| 01:08:38 |
He wanted strawberry |
| 01:08:46 |
Don't ask for any lollipops. You won't get any |
| 01:08:49 |
We eat them all! |
| 01:08:53 |
I ate twenty of them yesterday! |
| 01:08:56 |
What a stomach ache! |
| 01:08:58 |
But they sure were good |
| 01:09:00 |
You bet! |
| 01:09:10 |
Sorry if I'm going so fast, but I'm playing hide-and-seek |
| 01:09:13 |
I have to go now, or they'll find me |
| 01:09:25 |
Don't ask me anything Ask Bartolomeo, he knows everything |
| 01:09:29 |
Don't forget to tell me what he said too |
| 01:09:32 |
A thousand points? |
| 01:09:34 |
I told you we're going to have fun! |
| 01:09:36 |
These guys are crazy! |
| 01:09:38 |
This has to weigh a hundred kilos! It's got to be 3,000 degrees in here! |
| 01:09:42 |
Vittorino, I can't cope anymore! |
| 01:09:45 |
- After only the first one? - Why, are there more to move? |
| 01:09:48 |
We're here until tonight! |
| 01:09:49 |
Bartolomeo, what happened? Where are they taking you? |
| 01:09:54 |
To the hospital. I hurt my arm |
| 01:09:58 |
We're going to die here! |
| 01:10:00 |
I can't take it anymore! I'm putting this down |
| 01:10:04 |
I'll tell them I can't do it. What can they do to me? |
| 01:10:08 |
They'll kill you! |
| 01:10:10 |
- Where does this thing go? - Down there |
| 01:10:14 |
Good Lord, I'll never make it! |
| 01:10:23 |
It's got to be 10,000 degrees in here |
| 01:10:57 |
Pop! |
| 01:11:14 |
Look here! See? It's nice, huh? |
| 01:11:20 |
We're signed up |
| 01:11:22 |
When I got there to sign up... |
| 01:11:25 |
the referee was there and he said: |
| 01:11:28 |
"No, you and your son aren't on the list... |
| 01:11:30 |
you didn't pay your dues." |
| 01:11:34 |
I almost fell over |
| 01:11:36 |
He said, "You can go home." I said, "No, you go home! |
| 01:11:40 |
Joshua and I signed up |
| 01:11:42 |
Give me my number!" In fact, they gave me one. Look! |
| 01:11:47 |
I had them put it here too, just in case |
| 01:11:51 |
See what a nice place... |
| 01:11:53 |
your pop takes you to? |
| 01:11:58 |
Did you play with the other kids? |
| 01:12:01 |
Yes, but they don't know the rules |
| 01:12:04 |
They said it isn't true that first prize is a tank |
| 01:12:07 |
They don't know anything about the points |
| 01:12:10 |
Did you fall for that? They're as sly as foxes |
| 01:12:13 |
They want to beat you! Are you joking? |
| 01:12:16 |
There's no tank? Don't you believe them! |
| 01:12:19 |
How many points did we get today? |
| 01:12:24 |
48, they took two points away from me because... |
| 01:12:27 |
I tripped while I was... |
| 01:12:30 |
playing hopscotch |
| 01:12:33 |
We laughed like crazy today! I died laughing! |
| 01:12:37 |
Boy, did I have fun! |
| 01:12:40 |
I can't wait to start all over again tomorrow! |
| 01:12:43 |
Hopscotch, tug of war... |
| 01:12:45 |
and ring-around-the-rosy |
| 01:12:47 |
Every game. I don't even remember all of them |
| 01:12:50 |
"You guys are obsessed. Stop, I'm tired!" I said |
| 01:12:54 |
Listen, did you eat something? |
| 01:12:57 |
Yes, but I didn't ask for a snack |
| 01:12:59 |
Good boy! That means you got 12 points too! |
| 01:13:03 |
48 for me, 12 for you. 60 points! |
| 01:13:07 |
This is what you get when you get up to 60 |
| 01:13:10 |
A plain piece of bread, no jam |
| 01:13:14 |
Here, eat this |
| 01:13:18 |
- Is 60 points a lot? - Are you kidding? |
| 01:13:22 |
It sure is! |
| 01:13:27 |
Look who's here! Bartolomeo! |
| 01:13:30 |
How'd it go? |
| 01:13:32 |
Any worse than this... I got 20 of them |
| 01:13:39 |
We got more than him |
| 01:13:42 |
Don't tell him that. We're in the lead! |
| 01:13:54 |
I already told you, no children or old ladies! |
| 01:13:57 |
Back inside! You don't work! |
| 01:13:59 |
The rest, downstairs! |
| 01:14:03 |
Let's go, girls, quickly. Come on. This way! |
| 01:14:07 |
That one's new, she learned right away |
| 01:14:10 |
The lady at the door, she seemed nice when she first came |
| 01:14:13 |
She's the worst of all! |
| 01:14:15 |
At least she didn't send the old ladies and children to work |
| 01:14:18 |
They don't send old people and kids to work because they kill them! |
| 01:14:22 |
One of these days they'll call them to take a shower |
| 01:14:24 |
"Children, shower time!" |
| 01:14:26 |
The truth is, they make them shower there, in the gas chamber |
| 01:14:37 |
Downstairs! |
| 01:14:43 |
How can I do this? |
| 01:14:45 |
Vittorino! |
| 01:14:48 |
Where'd they find all these anvils? |
| 01:14:51 |
Pop! |
| 01:14:55 |
Why are you here? You're not supposed to be here! |
| 01:14:58 |
Go away! |
| 01:14:59 |
Why aren't you with the other kids? |
| 01:15:02 |
They said... |
| 01:15:03 |
all us kids have to take a shower today and I don't want to |
| 01:15:08 |
Go take a shower! |
| 01:15:10 |
No! |
| 01:15:12 |
I'm not going to |
| 01:15:14 |
Go take a shower! |
| 01:15:16 |
What are you doing here? |
| 01:15:20 |
We're making... |
| 01:15:22 |
the tank |
| 01:15:25 |
We're building the tank. We're still working on the tracks |
| 01:15:28 |
We're running slow |
| 01:15:32 |
You can't stay here. Go take your shower! |
| 01:15:35 |
I don't want to! |
| 01:15:38 |
You stubborn thing! I'll tell Mom! Ten points off for you! |
| 01:15:42 |
Hide behind there. We'll go back together when I'm done |
| 01:15:46 |
Don't let anyone see you! |
| 01:15:47 |
This sure is fun! |
| 01:16:03 |
Everything! |
| 01:16:04 |
Take everything off! Hang it up there! |
| 01:16:07 |
You'll get it back after the shower |
| 01:16:11 |
Forward! |
| 01:16:14 |
Remember your number to get your clothes back! |
| 01:16:20 |
Women and children will shower together |
| 01:16:23 |
Are you hurt? |
| 01:16:36 |
Thanks, Bartolomeo |
| 01:16:37 |
From now on, you have to hide here the whole day |
| 01:16:41 |
If they see us now, it's over, we're disqualified! |
| 01:16:44 |
What do I have to do? |
| 01:16:46 |
You have to stay. Vittorino, help me out |
| 01:16:48 |
You have to hide here all day |
| 01:16:50 |
Don't let anyone see you, especially those mean guys who yell |
| 01:16:54 |
Remember... |
| 01:16:56 |
stay hidden! |
| 01:16:58 |
This is the hardest part |
| 01:17:01 |
If we get this right, the tank is ours, it's worth 120 points a day |
| 01:17:06 |
I'll take you with me, I'll hide you. You're gone! |
| 01:17:09 |
Who's ever seen you before? Who are you? Where is he? |
| 01:17:12 |
Got it? |
| 01:17:18 |
Gotcha! |
| 01:17:21 |
Good boy! |
| 01:18:39 |
Anybody here? Am I disturbing? |
| 01:18:50 |
Come here! |
| 01:18:53 |
Quick as lightning! |
| 01:19:01 |
Good morning, princess! |
| 01:19:03 |
Last night... |
| 01:19:04 |
I dreamt about you all night! |
| 01:19:07 |
We were going to the movies, you were wearing that pink suit... |
| 01:19:11 |
that I really like |
| 01:19:12 |
You're all I think about, princess |
| 01:19:15 |
I always think about you. And now... |
| 01:19:18 |
Mommy! |
| 01:19:19 |
Pop wheels me in the wheelbarrow but he doesn't know how to drive! |
| 01:19:23 |
He kills me laughing! |
| 01:19:26 |
We're in the lead! How many points do we have today? |
| 01:19:29 |
Run! The mean guys who yell are behind us! |
| 01:19:32 |
- Where? - Over here. Over here! |
| 01:19:49 |
Are they dry? |
| 01:19:51 |
They're dry |
| 01:19:54 |
Catch |
| 01:19:56 |
Get dressed |
| 01:20:12 |
What happened to Vittorino, Alfonso and the others? |
| 01:20:15 |
They didn't make it |
| 01:21:10 |
"If you say my name, I'm not there anymore." |
| 01:21:14 |
"Silence." |
| 01:21:49 |
Thank goodness, I was getting scared What happened to you? |
| 01:21:51 |
They're half-crazy! |
| 01:21:55 |
The man who does the check-ups, the captain... |
| 01:21:58 |
he's a friend of mine. I met him when I was a waiter |
| 01:22:01 |
He said they're having a dinner with all the officials and their wives |
| 01:22:05 |
He asked me if I wanted to wait tables at the dinner |
| 01:22:09 |
Maybe he wants to help me. He might get us out of here |
| 01:22:19 |
Have you seen Joshua? |
| 01:22:21 |
What do you mean, "no"? |
| 01:22:30 |
What are you doing? Come here! |
| 01:22:33 |
No |
| 01:22:34 |
I told you to come |
| 01:22:37 |
No? Come on out! |
| 01:22:40 |
Come out! Look here, you're all dirty |
| 01:22:43 |
Where have you been? |
| 01:22:46 |
I had to finish playing rummy |
| 01:22:49 |
They make buttons and soap out of us |
| 01:22:55 |
What are you saying? |
| 01:22:56 |
They burn us all in the oven |
| 01:22:59 |
Who told you that? |
| 01:23:01 |
A man was crying. |
| 01:23:04 |
He said they make buttons and soap out of us |
| 01:23:09 |
You fell for that? |
| 01:23:11 |
Again? |
| 01:23:14 |
I thought you were a sharp boy, cunning, intelligent |
| 01:23:17 |
Buttons and soap out of people? That'll be the day! |
| 01:23:21 |
You believed that? |
| 01:23:24 |
Just imagine, tomorrow morning I'll wash my hands with Bartolomeo |
| 01:23:29 |
A good scrub... |
| 01:23:30 |
then I'll button up with Francesco |
| 01:23:32 |
Darn it all! |
| 01:23:34 |
Look! I just lost Giorgio! |
| 01:23:37 |
Does this look like a person? |
| 01:23:39 |
Come on! They were teasing you! And you fell for it! |
| 01:23:43 |
What else did they tell you? |
| 01:23:45 |
That we get cooked in the oven |
| 01:23:51 |
They burn us up in the oven |
| 01:23:54 |
You fell for that too! You just eat everything up! |
| 01:24:00 |
I've heard of a wood oven... |
| 01:24:02 |
but I've never seen a man oven before |
| 01:24:05 |
I'm out of wood! Take this lawyer! |
| 01:24:09 |
This lawyer doesn't burn, he's not dry enough! |
| 01:24:12 |
Look at that smoke! |
| 01:24:15 |
Buttons, soap, we get burned in the oven... |
| 01:24:18 |
Let's be serious now |
| 01:24:20 |
I have a bag race with the bad guys tomorrow... |
| 01:24:23 |
That's enough. I want to go home |
| 01:24:28 |
Now? |
| 01:24:30 |
Right now |
| 01:24:31 |
It's raining now. You'll come down with a terrible fever! |
| 01:24:34 |
I don't care. Let's go |
| 01:24:37 |
All right, if you want to go... |
| 01:24:40 |
I'll get our stuff and we'll leave |
| 01:24:44 |
We can leave? |
| 01:24:46 |
Naturally! What do you think they do, force people to stay here? |
| 01:24:50 |
That'll be the day! |
| 01:24:52 |
Wouldn't that be great! Let's go, we'll pack our bags... |
| 01:24:54 |
and get out of here |
| 01:24:56 |
What a shame, we were in the lead. We're quitting, off the list we go |
| 01:25:00 |
Some other kid will win that real tank |
| 01:25:05 |
There aren't any other kids, I'm the only one left |
| 01:25:07 |
There aren't any more kids? It's full of them here! |
| 01:25:11 |
Where are they then? |
| 01:25:13 |
They're all hiding. Nobody's supposed to see them |
| 01:25:16 |
- This is a serious game! - I just don't get it |
| 01:25:19 |
How many points do we have? |
| 01:25:21 |
Almost 687... |
| 01:25:24 |
I told you a thousand times |
| 01:25:26 |
Let's go, though |
| 01:25:28 |
- We're winning. But if you want... - We're winning? |
| 01:25:31 |
We're in first. I told you |
| 01:25:34 |
But we'll quit if you want |
| 01:25:36 |
I saw the chart yesterday. We'll go anyway, though |
| 01:25:40 |
Bye, Bartolomeo. Joshua and I are leaving |
| 01:25:42 |
We're fed up here |
| 01:25:43 |
The tank is done, it's ready |
| 01:25:48 |
Clean the spark plugs off before you start it |
| 01:25:51 |
Open the throttle |
| 01:25:54 |
Otherwise the cannon will get stuck with the tracks |
| 01:25:57 |
And the gun, did you see how nice it is? It came out beautiful! |
| 01:26:00 |
Lift the emergency brake off before you move! |
| 01:26:03 |
Me and him are going |
| 01:26:06 |
Joshua wants to quit |
| 01:26:08 |
We could have gone back with a tank soon, but we'll take the bus today |
| 01:26:11 |
Me and Joshua are leaving. So long, everybody! |
| 01:26:14 |
We're tired of this place |
| 01:26:16 |
Let's go or we'll miss the bus |
| 01:26:24 |
Let's go, Joshua |
| 01:26:29 |
It's raining, I'll come down with a terrible fever! |
| 01:27:41 |
It's me, Pop! |
| 01:27:45 |
I have to tell you something important Come here! |
| 01:27:48 |
That little rascal's been running away from me all morning |
| 01:27:51 |
- Is there really a kid? - There must be 2000! |
| 01:27:54 |
They're like mice, they hide all over the place! |
| 01:27:56 |
Those creeps want our tank! Stop! |
| 01:27:59 |
Wait |
| 01:28:02 |
I might have spotted him |
| 01:28:04 |
I think he's nearby |
| 01:28:06 |
Look. Go see if he's hiding in there. I'll wait here |
| 01:28:11 |
I'll keep a watch out |
| 01:28:20 |
He's there, Pop! |
| 01:28:21 |
What'd he look like? Brown hair? |
| 01:28:24 |
That's him, then. His name is Schwanz |
| 01:28:26 |
He's been in there for three weeks |
| 01:28:29 |
He was the runner-up, we beat him though! |
| 01:28:31 |
Sooner or later I'll find the others too |
| 01:28:34 |
How many are there? It's swarming, I told you |
| 01:28:37 |
They're all hiding |
| 01:28:48 |
Look, Pop! |
| 01:28:50 |
There's a hideout! |
| 01:28:53 |
Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha! You're out! Let's go |
| 01:29:02 |
Holy smokes, she saw us! |
| 01:29:04 |
Are we out? |
| 01:29:06 |
She's coming over for you |
| 01:29:09 |
Now it's time for the be quiet game |
| 01:29:11 |
You're never to speak |
| 01:29:13 |
Swear it! |
| 01:29:16 |
- Swear it! - I swear |
| 01:29:21 |
They all talk strange, you can't understand a word |
| 01:29:24 |
If we get through this, first prize is ours |
| 01:29:27 |
They're rounding up everyone in first place. It's the silence game |
| 01:29:30 |
Not a word, got it? |
| 01:29:39 |
Why are you here with the children? |
| 01:29:41 |
Quiet! You're never to speak |
| 01:29:45 |
I swear |
| 01:30:42 |
I have to talk to you. Very important |
| 01:30:45 |
- Where? When? - I'll signal you. Later |
| 01:31:01 |
Thank you |
| 01:31:48 |
I told you not to talk to the children |
| 01:32:19 |
Doctor, my wife is here too |
| 01:32:45 |
Slowly |
| 01:32:47 |
Eat slowly, it's bad for you |
| 01:32:49 |
We're in the lead. We just might leave early |
| 01:32:52 |
The game finishes early |
| 01:32:55 |
Don't make a mistake now that we're in the lead |
| 01:32:58 |
Slowly |
| 01:33:22 |
Pay attention |
| 01:33:29 |
Fat, fat, ugly, ugly... |
| 01:33:32 |
all yellow in reality |
| 01:33:35 |
If you ask me what I am... |
| 01:33:38 |
I answer, "cheep, cheep, cheep" |
| 01:33:46 |
Walking along, I go poo-poo |
| 01:33:49 |
Who am I? Tell me true |
| 01:33:56 |
A duckling, right? |
| 01:34:02 |
Is it a duckling? |
| 01:34:05 |
It's not! |
| 01:34:09 |
A veterinarian friend of mine sent it to me from Vienna |
| 01:34:12 |
I can't send him mine... |
| 01:34:14 |
until I solve this one |
| 01:34:18 |
I thought... |
| 01:34:20 |
duck-billed platypus... |
| 01:34:23 |
but it doesn't go "cheep, cheep, cheep" |
| 01:34:25 |
A duck-billed platypus goes: |
| 01:34:33 |
I translated it into Italian for you last night |
| 01:34:38 |
Well, what do you say? |
| 01:34:43 |
Everything points to a duckling |
| 01:34:47 |
Help me |
| 01:34:53 |
For heaven's sake... |
| 01:34:55 |
help me |
| 01:34:57 |
I can't even sleep |
| 01:35:16 |
It's the duckling! |
| 01:37:44 |
Come here! |
| 01:37:48 |
- I'm tired - Come here |
| 01:37:57 |
Where are we here? |
| 01:37:59 |
I might have taken the wrong way |
| 01:38:02 |
Good boy, sleep. Dream sweet dreams |
| 01:38:05 |
Maybe it is only a dream! |
| 01:38:08 |
We're dreaming, Joshua |
| 01:38:10 |
Tomorrow morning Mommy will come wake us up... |
| 01:38:13 |
and bring us two nice cups of milk, and cookies |
| 01:38:17 |
First we'll eat... |
| 01:38:19 |
then I'll make love to her two or three times |
| 01:38:23 |
If I can |
| 01:39:13 |
Excuse me, Bartolomeo... |
| 01:39:16 |
They've called those two officials 20 times. I bet they escaped |
| 01:39:20 |
Did you understand anything else? |
| 01:39:22 |
You don't need to speak German! |
| 01:39:24 |
The war is over. They've running all over the place |
| 01:39:27 |
Where are those trucks going? |
| 01:39:29 |
The important thing is not to get on those trucks |
| 01:39:32 |
They leave full and come back empty |
| 01:39:34 |
You know where they're going? |
| 01:39:37 |
What about the women? What's going on? |
| 01:39:40 |
Let's get out of this dump and split up |
| 01:39:43 |
We don't even have to pack our bags! |
| 01:39:45 |
I've been hearing machine guns and dogs barking for hours |
| 01:39:48 |
They want to get rid of everything |
| 01:39:50 |
I'm leaving |
| 01:39:52 |
I'll see you in Viareggio. We'll start an anvil factory! |
| 01:39:54 |
So long, guys, I'm leaving |
| 01:40:13 |
Come see |
| 01:40:16 |
Look how mad they are! Furious! |
| 01:40:19 |
You see? They're looking for you |
| 01:40:22 |
Just for you. All this is for you! |
| 01:40:25 |
You're the last one, the last one to find! |
| 01:40:27 |
They're even looking under the rocks! |
| 01:40:29 |
The game finishes tomorrow morning. They're handing out the award |
| 01:40:33 |
If they don't find you tonight, it's worth 60 points! |
| 01:40:36 |
How many points do we have? |
| 01:40:38 |
We've got 940 points. Plus 60? |
| 01:40:41 |
- A thousand! - First place! We win! |
| 01:40:43 |
They're looking all over for you! Boy, are they mad! |
| 01:40:47 |
No mistakes tonight. This is it! |
| 01:40:50 |
- Go hide in that box, quick! - Schwanz is in there |
| 01:40:52 |
Who? |
| 01:40:54 |
The brown-haired boy |
| 01:40:58 |
They got him yesterday. He was eliminated |
| 01:41:01 |
It's the safest place to hide. Nobody will look there again |
| 01:41:04 |
Let's go, quick as lightning. Come on! |
| 01:41:08 |
Inside! |
| 01:41:11 |
Take this blanket in case you get cold |
| 01:41:15 |
I'll be back soon |
| 01:41:18 |
I'll put them on the wrong track. I think I saw him over there! |
| 01:41:51 |
Pop, you scared the death out of me! |
| 01:41:53 |
Give me the blanket. Are you cold? |
| 01:41:57 |
Give me your sweater then |
| 01:41:59 |
I'll throw it on a tree and put them off track |
| 01:42:02 |
They're looking all over for you! |
| 01:42:03 |
Everybody's yelling, "Where's Joshua?" |
| 01:42:07 |
They're even cursing. They're really, really mad! |
| 01:42:10 |
No one will find you. Bye, now, I'll be back later |
| 01:42:16 |
Listen... |
| 01:42:17 |
if I'm really late coming back... |
| 01:42:20 |
don't you move |
| 01:42:22 |
Don't come out. You're not to come out... |
| 01:42:25 |
until it's completely quiet... |
| 01:42:29 |
and nobody is in sight, just to be safe |
| 01:42:32 |
Say it! |
| 01:42:33 |
I won't come out until nobody is around |
| 01:42:37 |
Good boy, stubborn |
| 01:43:08 |
Leave! |
| 01:43:09 |
Go away, dog! |
| 01:43:12 |
Go, dog! |
| 01:43:14 |
Leave |
| 01:43:28 |
Good job, Ferruccio |
| 01:43:30 |
It works! |
| 01:43:55 |
Is there anyone called Dora here? |
| 01:44:38 |
Dora, are you here? It's Guido |
| 01:44:42 |
I know someone is hiding here. Is there a Dora here? |
| 01:44:54 |
Is there a Dora here? She's Italian. She's my wife |
| 01:44:58 |
Yes, there's a Dora here |
| 01:45:01 |
It's me, Dora! |
| 01:45:05 |
It's not her! Is there another Dora? |
| 01:45:07 |
As soon as you get out of here, jump out of the truck! |
| 01:45:10 |
Get off, jump out! |
| 01:50:30 |
It's true! |
| 01:50:42 |
Hi, boy |
| 01:50:47 |
You all alone? What's your name? |
| 01:50:52 |
You don't understand what I'm saying, do you? |
| 01:50:54 |
We'll give you a lift, come on |
| 01:50:56 |
Come on, get up here |
| 01:51:04 |
Come on. There you go. Ooop! |
| 01:51:52 |
Mommy! |
| 01:52:05 |
This is my story |
| 01:52:09 |
This is the sacrifice my father made |
| 01:52:14 |
This was his gift to me |
| 01:52:17 |
We won! |
| 01:52:18 |
Yes, we won! |
| 01:52:22 |
A thousand points to laugh like crazy about! |
| 01:52:25 |
We came in first! We're taking the tank home! |
| 01:52:29 |
We won! |
