Vita bella La

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00:00:36 This is a simple story...
00:00:39 but not an easy one to tell.
00:00:41 Like a fable, there is sorrow...
00:00:43 and, like a fable,
00:00:51 I sing what I see. Nothing gets by me.
00:00:54 "Here I am," said I to chaos.
00:00:56 "I am your slave!"
00:00:58 "For what?" said I.
00:01:00 Free in the end, I am!
00:01:05 this man came to possess?
00:01:06 Here I am, ready.
00:01:08 The trains are gone,
00:01:11 And I can resist no more.
00:01:15 The brakes are gone!
00:01:18 I heard you.
00:01:19 - No, they're really gone!
00:01:21 Weren't you reciting a poem?
00:01:25 It doesn't work!
00:01:31 Brake!
00:01:33 We're going to die!
00:01:41 Brake!
00:01:48 The king is coming!
00:01:50 There he is!
00:01:54 It's full of people down there.
00:01:56 We have no brakes!
00:01:57 We have no brakes! Move!
00:02:27 Go for a walk.
00:02:30 Otherwise,
00:02:32 I found the screw.
00:02:35 Now what do you need?
00:02:37 Nothing.
00:02:40 All right,
00:02:42 Do you want the screw
00:02:45 No, I want to be alone.
00:02:58 Do I toss out the screw
00:03:00 I need ten minutes alone.
00:03:03 I'm washing my hands.
00:03:13 Pretty girl! How's it going?
00:03:17 What are you doing?
00:03:18 Did your mom put this stuff here?
00:03:21 No, the landlady did.
00:03:23 Is it a market? It's beautiful.
00:03:25 How much is it?
00:03:29 - What's your name?
00:03:31 Nice to meet you.
00:03:33 - Prince?
00:03:37 All this is mine.
00:03:39 Here starts the prince's principate.
00:03:41 I'll call this place Addis Ababa.
00:03:44 I'll change it all.
00:03:48 Camels?
00:03:50 Even a few hippopotamus.
00:03:53 I must go.
00:03:55 - When?
00:04:02 Good morning, Princess!
00:04:04 How frightening.
00:04:07 I've never been better.
00:04:09 Do you always leave
00:04:11 I wanted to burn that wasp nest,
00:04:14 A wasp stung you? There?
00:04:16 Hold still, Princess.
00:04:17 A wasp's poison is very dangerous.
00:04:21 You have to get it out.
00:04:23 - Lie down. It'll take a while.
00:04:28 - Did you get stung anywhere else?
00:04:31 What a place here!
00:04:34 Pigeons fly, women fall from the sky.
00:04:37 It's all his! He wants to fill it
00:04:41 Exactly.
00:04:42 Prince Guido at your service, Princess.
00:04:46 I'm coming!
00:04:47 Goodbye, then.
00:04:50 - How can I thank you?
00:04:53 If you really want
00:04:55 I'll take some eggs to make
00:04:58 Take whatever you want.
00:05:01 Thank you!
00:05:02 I'll take two... six.
00:05:06 Goodbye, Eleonora!
00:05:11 Farewell.
00:05:13 Here I am, Nuolari!
00:05:17 All camels here!
00:05:27 - Where is this house?
00:05:31 Is your uncle sleeping with us?
00:05:33 He's lied in the hotel for 30 years.
00:05:36 He's lending us the house.
00:05:39 There. We're here.
00:05:42 That's Robin Hood,
00:05:44 Here's my uncle's buggy
00:05:46 And inside is my uncle.
00:05:49 Hello, dear uncle! Here we are!
00:05:52 Here we are.
00:05:59 Uncle!
00:06:06 - Barbarians.
00:06:08 - Barbarians.
00:06:11 Silence is
00:06:13 Is he your poet friend?
00:06:15 My name is Ferruccio.
00:06:19 Here you are. It's an old storehouse
00:06:22 An old passion...
00:06:26 What's all this stuff for?
00:06:28 You can stay as long as you want.
00:06:32 That's the bed.
00:06:36 Nothing is more necessary
00:06:38 Barbarians.
00:06:39 The town hall is on Via Sestani,
00:06:43 The bathroom, equipped
00:06:46 There are a few books here,
00:06:50 The kitchen is in there. This is
00:06:55 I have to get back to the hotel.
00:07:00 It's so good to see you.
00:07:07 What an uncle!
00:07:10 Look at this!
00:07:14 Didn't I tell you? We're in a city.
00:07:18 If you want to do something,
00:07:21 You want to let yourself go?
00:07:26 Stop it!
00:07:28 You can't act
00:07:31 You've been yelling like a madman.
00:07:34 Mary! The key!
00:07:40 See? You can't yell.
00:07:42 Understand? If you stopped thinking
00:07:45 you'd make your father happier
00:07:49 That's right, Oreste.
00:07:51 You have to settle down!
00:07:54 What a nice hat.
00:07:56 - Nice. How does it look?
00:07:59 When do I start working?
00:08:01 You're already late.
00:08:03 Get that armchair
00:08:06 - That one?
00:08:10 Good. I'm going to the town hall.
00:08:13 Goodbye,
00:08:16 because these are hard times.
00:08:19 Hard, hard times!
00:08:20 They're hard times?
00:08:22 Why, what are your
00:08:25 Benito! Adolph!
00:08:28 What did you say?
00:08:32 I said, how are things going?
00:08:35 Goodbye, then.
00:08:37 Careful!
00:08:40 Goodbye!
00:08:47 He pulled it off.
00:08:51 Benito,
00:08:55 I need to do the whole bureaucratic
00:08:59 - Does it take a long time?
00:09:02 Then we'd better
00:09:03 First you apply, and
00:09:10 I almost scrambled my eggs.
00:09:13 I forgot about them.
00:09:16 l, the undersigned,
00:09:18 - Am applying to open...
00:09:22 What's going on?
00:09:24 I need your signature
00:09:27 - Miss, what's going on?
00:09:30 - Just one signature.
00:09:32 My substitute will be here
00:09:35 - All I need is a signature.
00:09:38 It's ten to one.
00:09:41 File a complaint.
00:09:43 Boy, is he nasty.
00:09:46 To sign a paper, open a file,
00:09:50 Now I have to wait one hour
00:09:53 I'm filing a complaint.
00:09:58 What a wallop!
00:10:03 Are you hurt?
00:10:06 Come here.
00:10:08 Don't touch me!
00:10:11 You can forget
00:10:15 No, the eggs!
00:10:19 You scoundrel!
00:10:30 Out of the way!
00:10:38 Good morning, Princess.
00:10:42 I wonder if we'll ever bump
00:10:45 Excuse me,
00:10:47 Farewell, Princess!
00:11:03 - Chicken.
00:11:05 It's served whole,
00:11:08 "Will you cut it for me?"
00:11:10 I stick the blade under the wing
00:11:14 I cut the meat along
00:11:16 - Off go the wings, breast and skin.
00:11:19 Piece of cake, Uncle.
00:11:21 I stick the wing under the leg.
00:11:24 Off goes the leg.
00:11:27 Lobster is a crustacean.
00:11:31 Off goes the crust...
00:11:34 Off go the crust and antennae.
00:11:40 Off go the antennae,
00:11:42 There's nothing left.
00:11:44 We're out of lobster,
00:11:48 - I don't remember how to do lobster.
00:11:52 There's no need to touch it!
00:11:54 That's too easy.
00:11:57 - Continue.
00:11:58 Stand by.
00:12:00 "Waiter?"
00:12:02 In position.
00:12:13 Why only me?
00:12:17 Bowing!
00:12:21 You bow down, further.
00:12:24 Like this, at a 45 degree angle,
00:12:28 45 degrees, even 50, 55.
00:12:31 90 degrees.
00:12:34 How far do I bow down?
00:12:37 Think of a sunflower.
00:12:40 But if you see some
00:12:43 it means they're dead!
00:12:45 You're serving.
00:12:47 Serving is a supreme art.
00:12:49 God is the first servant.
00:12:52 God serves men,
00:12:55 - There was no button here.
00:12:59 I have to take the car back to Pop.
00:13:02 You'll take it back
00:13:04 No, I've got to get it back soon.
00:13:08 Why?
00:13:13 Ferruccio? Ferruccio?
00:13:16 - What? What time is it?
00:13:19 Of course I was.
00:13:22 You fell asleep
00:13:25 - How did you do that?
00:13:27 Who?
00:13:29 Schopenhauer says that with willpower,
00:13:32 "I am what I want to be."
00:13:34 Right now I want to sleep,
00:13:37 "I'm sleeping, sleeping,"
00:13:41 Amazing.
00:13:43 I want to try too.
00:13:48 Don't move your hands.
00:13:51 It's a matter of thought.
00:13:54 We'll talk about it tomorrow.
00:13:57 Amazing, though.
00:14:01 Wake up.
00:14:03 Wake up.
00:14:07 What is it now?
00:14:09 - It totally works!
00:14:11 Schopenhauer.
00:14:15 Bam, you woke up.
00:14:18 - How does it work?
00:14:21 That's why I woke up.
00:14:24 - So I should say it quieter.
00:14:30 It's deep.
00:14:37 Why are you running?
00:14:39 Hurry up. It's late!
00:14:40 Mary, the key!
00:14:45 Every morning,
00:14:46 Look!
00:14:48 There's that teacher.
00:14:51 I even dreamt about her.
00:14:54 - Holy smokes! Stay still!
00:14:57 Don't move!
00:14:58 The one in the car.
00:15:02 He'll kill me if he sees me.
00:15:05 - What's he doing?
00:15:07 - What's he saying?
00:15:09 - What's he doing?
00:15:12 He's got a car just like mine!
00:15:16 Don't move.
00:15:19 Stay still, Ferruccio.
00:15:24 Good morning, Princess!
00:15:28 It's you again.
00:15:31 This is the princess
00:15:34 Is he the one who sucked
00:15:38 Yes. We keep meeting like this.
00:15:41 We could make plans to meet.
00:15:44 - Tonight at 8:00?
00:15:47 Let's go, Dora.
00:15:50 I hope we meet again
00:15:53 Farewell, Princess!
00:15:56 Did you see her?
00:15:58 She likes it
00:16:08 I don't believe it.
00:16:11 "Obscurity."
00:16:13 You're a genius!
00:16:15 "The bigger it is,
00:16:18 Solution: obscurity.
00:16:19 Marvelous.
00:16:22 No, but you soled it in fie minutes.
00:16:27 Obscurity!
00:16:28 Salmon, salad
00:16:31 Listen to this one, Guido.
00:16:34 If I may, it's my turn.
00:16:37 My pop told me this
00:16:39 "The dwarfs and Snow White
00:16:42 How fast can you guess
00:16:50 It sounds refined.
00:16:52 I want to sole it right now.
00:16:54 - Eat first or it'll get cold.
00:16:57 Salad, salmon, white wine.
00:16:59 The dwarfs...
00:17:03 and Snow White.
00:17:05 - Guido?
00:17:08 - Is the kitchen closed?
00:17:11 A gentleman from Rome is here
00:17:14 The kitchen is closed.
00:17:15 Oh, well, he would have
00:17:18 The kitchen is open.
00:17:20 Come right in.
00:17:24 - Prego.
00:17:31 Doctor, you're not eating anything?
00:17:35 - "The dwarfs and Snow White..."
00:17:39 I know the kitchen is closed.
00:17:42 - It's all delicious. Take your pick.
00:17:47 Well, we've got meat,
00:17:50 lamb, kidneys,
00:17:53 - Otherwise, there's fish.
00:17:56 We have...
00:17:59 eel stuffed with fatty sausage
00:18:02 or some lean salmon...
00:18:04 The salmon, thank you.
00:18:06 - Side dish?
00:18:10 Of course.
00:18:13 buttered potatoes in Nancy butter
00:18:16 Is there a small, light salad?
00:18:21 A light salad? What a pity.
00:18:26 were out of this world.
00:18:29 a lean salmon
00:18:31 Perfect.
00:18:33 I'll do my best.
00:18:42 Prego.
00:18:51 "How fast can you guess
00:18:53 Right.
00:18:56 - "The dwarfs and Snow White."
00:18:59 Good night, genius.
00:19:03 What did he say? The dwarfs?
00:19:06 It's a riddle.
00:19:11 "Seven seconds" is the solution.
00:19:14 If there are seen dwarfs dining...
00:19:16 and she serves seconds,
00:19:20 Doctor Lessing is a physician,
00:19:23 But he's obsessed with riddles.
00:19:29 Excuse me.
00:19:33 The elementary school? A friend
00:19:36 It's not far from here. Why?
00:19:39 Good. I can sleep
00:19:41 Do you have to go
00:19:45 They're expecting me at 8:30.
00:19:53 Please, children, silence!
00:19:56 The inspector from Rome
00:19:59 I want to make
00:20:01 Listen very quietly
00:20:04 He'll tell us some very important
00:20:09 The inspector is here, ma'am.
00:20:11 He's already here?
00:20:14 Sit down, Roberto!
00:20:20 All rise!
00:20:26 Good morning, Princess.
00:20:31 Good morning, Mr. Inspector.
00:20:35 These are some of our teachers.
00:20:39 Good.
00:20:43 Therefore...
00:20:46 How many years have you taught
00:20:49 Sixteen.
00:20:53 Are you up to date
00:20:56 school program approved
00:20:58 Yes.
00:21:01 Did you read the bulletin
00:21:05 Of course.
00:21:09 What are you doing on Sunday?
00:21:12 No, I mean, Sunday is St Mary's Day.
00:21:16 I'm going to the theatre.
00:21:21 - To see what?
00:21:23 Right,
00:21:28 Fine. Well...
00:21:31 Thank you very much, and goodbye.
00:21:34 We know.
00:21:35 As you know, the inspector...
00:21:38 came from Rome to talk to us
00:21:41 signed by the most illuminated
00:21:44 He will, and we're very honored...
00:21:47 demonstrate to us that our race...
00:21:49 is a superior race...
00:21:51 the best of all.
00:21:54 Take your seats.
00:21:57 Go ahead, Inspector.
00:22:00 - Our race...
00:22:02 Naturally!
00:22:05 Our race is superior.
00:22:07 I've just come from Rome,
00:22:11 to come and tell you in order
00:22:14 that our race
00:22:16 I was...
00:22:18 chosen, I was,
00:22:22 in order to demonstrate...
00:22:24 how superior our race is.
00:22:26 Why did they pick me, children?
00:22:32 Must I tell you?
00:22:37 Where can you find...
00:22:38 someone more handsome than me?
00:22:42 Justly so, there is silence.
00:22:45 pure Aryan.
00:22:47 Children.
00:22:49 Let's start with something that
00:22:52 The ear. Look at
00:22:56 Left auricle...
00:22:59 with a pendant
00:23:01 Check it out.
00:23:04 Bendable.
00:23:06 Find two ears more beautiful
00:23:08 But you have to show me them.
00:23:12 Races exist, children.
00:23:15 But let's continue.
00:23:18 Pay attention.
00:23:21 He said Inspector?
00:23:23 From Rome?
00:23:27 The belly button!
00:23:31 Take a look at this belly button!
00:23:34 But you can't untie it,
00:23:36 Those racist scientists tried it.
00:23:39 This is an Italian belly button.
00:23:42 Check out this style!
00:23:44 Look at these muscles:
00:23:49 Look at this beauty!
00:23:56 Just look at the movement!
00:23:59 Gentlemen!
00:24:02 I must say goodbye now.
00:24:04 I have to go.
00:24:07 I'll make my Aryan exit
00:24:10 Farewell!
00:24:14 I'll see you in Venice, Princess.
00:25:17 I can only hear
00:25:37 Look at me, Princess.
00:25:40 Go on, I'm down here.
00:25:44 Look at me, Princess.
00:26:02 Turn around, Princess.
00:26:05 Turn around, around...
00:26:44 - Can we get a chocolate ice cream?
00:26:47 Why?
00:26:48 We have to be at the Prefect's at eight.
00:26:52 - Where?
00:26:55 Have pity on me, Lord.
00:26:58 - Another dinner at the Prefect's?
00:27:01 Bingo!
00:27:02 Let's us just go to dinner.
00:27:07 I'm not coming!
00:27:09 All right, I heard you!
00:27:12 It'll just be me and you.
00:27:15 - Good evening, Rodolfo!
00:27:19 I'll see you later at my house.
00:27:22 We'll be there at 8:00 sharp.
00:27:28 Where is she?
00:27:30 - She has to be here.
00:27:34 On time tomorrow, got it?
00:27:36 Did you take that stuff
00:27:39 It's silk. Don't ruin it.
00:27:43 - What an opera.
00:27:48 Is that one of your curtains?
00:27:51 No, it must be
00:27:56 He took my hat again!
00:27:59 - Let's go.
00:28:01 - You go get the car.
00:28:04 All right, you wait here.
00:28:06 I'll pull up right here and toot.
00:28:11 Give me the key!
00:28:13 Not the house key!
00:28:16 The car key?
00:28:19 Keep him busy, you know,
00:28:21 Keep him busy as long as you can.
00:28:24 Inside the car there's...
00:28:42 The least you could have done
00:28:45 You're just plain rude.
00:28:48 Plus, dinner at the Prefect's
00:28:52 I knew it. I've got the hiccups.
00:28:55 I always get them when I'm made
00:28:59 Don't you know that it takes
00:29:02 A chocolate ice cream is enough!
00:29:05 A nice walk together
00:29:09 Instead you...
00:29:12 Good morning, Princess!
00:29:15 This is incredible.
00:29:18 No, you're the one
00:29:21 I stop under a roof and you fall
00:29:24 I fall off my bicycle
00:29:27 I do an inspection at school,
00:29:31 You even turn up in my dreams.
00:29:33 Will you leave me alone?
00:29:38 I don't blame you, but...
00:29:40 All right. At this point,
00:29:43 Where shall we go, Princess?
00:29:46 Yes, but they're waiting for me
00:29:50 What's happening?
00:29:52 Princess, do you know how
00:29:55 Step on the brakes!
00:29:59 Have no fear!
00:30:02 It's broken!
00:30:04 When did you learn to drive?
00:30:06 - Ten minutes ago.
00:30:08 - The top doesn't close.
00:30:11 Wait! We're stuck!
00:30:14 We'll get out of here.
00:30:16 The important thing is that
00:30:18 Cover yourself with this.
00:30:21 Take it.
00:30:24 I'll take care of everything.
00:30:28 Here we go.
00:30:30 Step right out, Princess.
00:30:35 There!
00:30:39 There's a huge puddle!
00:30:46 Here!
00:30:53 - Go ahead, Princess.
00:30:55 We've already been here.
00:30:58 - Me and you? When?
00:31:02 The night it was raining...
00:31:04 and I made you an umbrella
00:31:06 It was a beautiful night. I put
00:31:10 did a little waltz,
00:31:14 you kissed me.
00:31:26 Princess, your behind
00:31:32 It depends on the person.
00:31:35 He had the ability
00:31:38 He understood me.
00:31:41 I was like putty in his hand.
00:31:43 I always, always, always said yes.
00:31:47 So, all these treasures
00:31:50 there is a way to open this treasure
00:31:54 It's easier than you think.
00:31:56 - All you need is the right key.
00:31:59 Heaven knows.
00:32:01 It's clearing up.
00:32:03 So, you were saying...
00:32:06 the key that always makes you say yes
00:32:09 Yes.
00:32:10 I'll give it a try.
00:32:13 If the Virgin Mary tosses
00:32:17 Mary, the key!
00:32:22 Is this it?
00:32:26 Do you really have to go home?
00:32:29 - Let's get it right now.
00:32:31 - Then when?
00:32:33 Are we going to let heaven
00:32:36 No, leave Mary alone.
00:32:40 No, it's way too important.
00:32:44 I have to ask her.
00:32:46 Mary, send someone to find out...
00:32:48 how long before
00:32:52 Seven seconds!
00:32:59 - This is my house.
00:33:02 I've always asked myself:
00:33:04 I wanted to open
00:33:07 - The bookshop?
00:33:09 Goodbye then.
00:33:11 You've been so nice to me.
00:33:14 I forgot to tell you.
00:33:18 Go ahead.
00:33:19 You can't imagine how much
00:33:23 But I'll never tell anyone,
00:33:27 They'd have to torture me
00:33:29 - Say what?
00:33:33 Not just once.
00:33:35 But I'll never tell you that.
00:33:37 I'd have to be crazy to tell you
00:33:40 right here,
00:33:45 You'd better run or you'll get wet.
00:33:47 Princess.
00:33:50 - You're all wet.
00:33:53 It's that hat that bothers me.
00:33:55 I need a dry hat,
00:33:59 How did it go?
00:34:02 Mary, send someone
00:34:14 Good night, Princess.
00:34:36 - Excuse me, where's the restroom?
00:34:46 If you don't get up
00:34:49 I swear on your father's deathbed
00:34:53 For the rest of my life!
00:34:56 I'm going to count
00:34:58 If you don't get up,
00:35:01 Uno, due...
00:35:06 tre.
00:35:14 Good girl.
00:35:16 Do you know
00:35:18 Didn't I tell you?
00:35:25 - Who's he marrying?
00:35:27 But she hasn't even
00:35:29 Everybody's waiting.
00:35:31 I've looked everywhere for you!
00:35:33 - Your uncle.
00:35:36 Something's happened.
00:35:38 Outside! The horse!
00:35:42 What's that?
00:35:44 Is that your horse?
00:35:46 What a sight!
00:35:49 "Achtung, Jewish horse."
00:35:52 The usual barbarians, vandals.
00:35:56 "Jewish horse"!
00:35:57 Don't get upset.
00:36:02 They didn't do it "to."
00:36:06 You'll have to get
00:36:08 - They'll start with you too.
00:36:11 What could possibly happen to me?
00:36:13 The worst they can do is undress me,
00:36:16 "Achtung, Jewish waiter."
00:36:19 I didn't even know
00:36:21 Let's go. I'll clean him up
00:36:23 Take him back to the stall.
00:36:43 Look, there, in front of you!
00:36:48 Dora.
00:36:51 Wait. I'll surprise her.
00:36:58 Dora. Dora.
00:37:02 Come with me. I'd like to
00:37:10 - Guido!
00:37:15 Doctor Lessing!
00:37:18 Urgent telegram.
00:37:23 - What are these flowers?
00:37:28 I'll take just one.
00:37:31 I'll take it to my wife:
00:37:34 I truly enjoyed myself with you.
00:37:37 You're the most ingenious...
00:37:39 waiter I've ever come across.
00:37:42 Thank you. You're the customer with
00:37:45 Thank you.
00:37:47 Goodbye, Doctor Lessing.
00:37:48 By the way.
00:37:52 "If you say my name...
00:37:55 I'm not there any more.
00:37:59 If you say my name,
00:38:06 What is it?
00:38:10 "Silence!"
00:38:12 Beautiful. If you say the word,
00:38:18 I'm not talking about Berlin,
00:38:23 Third grade.
00:38:26 I remember it
00:38:29 A lunatic costs the state
00:38:32 A cripple,
00:38:34 An epileptic,
00:38:37 Considering that the average
00:38:41 and there are 300,000 patients,
00:38:44 if these individuals
00:38:47 I can't believe this!
00:38:49 That was my exact reaction.
00:38:52 I can't believe
00:38:55 has to sole
00:38:57 It's a difficult calculation.
00:39:01 They need at least some algebra
00:39:03 That's high school material for us.
00:39:05 No, all it takes is multiplication.
00:39:10 300,000 times four.
00:39:12 If we killed them all,
00:39:15 - It's easy!
00:39:18 But you're an adult. They make seven-
00:39:22 It's truly another race.
00:39:28 "Good morning, Princess."
00:39:30 - What did you say?
00:39:52 Why are you just standing there?
00:39:55 Let's dance.
00:40:31 Just a few words.
00:40:34 and you've known
00:40:36 Dora and I were born
00:40:40 We went to school together,
00:40:45 Dora is the woman of my life...
00:40:46 and I'm the man in her life,
00:40:50 we've decided to get married
00:40:52 You're all officially invited
00:40:55 to the Basilica of
00:40:58 And then we'll celebrate till dawn
00:41:02 Just as happy as we are now.
00:41:06 Kiss her! Kiss her!
00:41:19 - What's wrong with you?
00:41:21 - Are you all right?
00:41:23 Who put this armchair here?
00:41:27 Are you all right?
00:41:28 - I'm fine.
00:41:30 - I didn't get hurt.
00:41:32 - Are you enjoying yourself?
00:41:34 Go back to your table.
00:41:36 Go on. I can do this.
00:41:46 - Guido.
00:41:47 Are you all right?
00:41:49 Fine! Why are you all asking me that?
00:41:54 No, nothing is wrong.
00:41:56 But...
00:42:00 - Guido!
00:42:04 The kitchen.
00:42:06 They moved everything
00:42:08 Look where they put the kitchen.
00:42:20 Peek-a-boo!
00:42:23 It's me!
00:42:27 Miss.
00:42:28 We finally meet, Dora.
00:42:31 He never introduced us.
00:42:35 Now you don't need to come
00:42:39 I apologize if I've disrupted you.
00:42:42 You sly old dog!
00:42:45 What a jolly fellow!
00:42:51 Everything is just fine.
00:42:54 I apologize.
00:43:06 Princess!
00:43:08 You're here too?
00:43:23 Take me away.
00:43:40 And now, ladies and gentlemen...
00:43:42 a magnificent surprise
00:43:46 The Ethiopian cake!
00:44:40 Thank you! Music, maestro!
00:44:47 - Congratulations.
00:44:51 Right this way, Princess.
00:44:54 But you're...
00:44:57 Quickly, Princess.
00:45:18 But he's...
00:45:24 He's that jerk with the eggs!
00:45:37 Dora!
00:46:00 Ferruccio!
00:46:02 He's got the keys to the house,
00:46:10 Some wire.
00:46:14 I'm a whiz with wire.
00:46:17 I used to make toys out of wire
00:46:27 I opened it.
00:46:56 Joshua!
00:47:00 Let's go. You're going
00:47:06 I lost my tank.
00:47:09 Don't worry.
00:47:11 Where did you leave the tank?
00:47:14 - It's on the stairs.
00:47:16 Hold the bicycle.
00:47:21 Here.
00:47:24 Let's go.
00:47:26 - Go, Pop!
00:47:29 You're late for school! Go!
00:47:32 There's a horse! Two horses!
00:47:37 Stop ringing that bell!
00:47:39 - It's not me, it's Joshua.
00:47:43 Stop it! Let me off!
00:47:54 Here we are.
00:47:56 See you tonight.
00:47:59 Ciao, Dora. Ciao.
00:48:01 Go fast, Pop!
00:48:03 Uno, due, tre!
00:48:14 Can we buy this for Mommy?
00:48:16 - How much does it cost?
00:48:19 It's a fake. It's probably
00:48:22 Let's go, Joshua.
00:48:24 "No Jews or dogs...
00:48:26 allowed."
00:48:31 Why aren't Jews or dogs
00:48:35 They just don't want
00:48:37 Everybody does what they want to.
00:48:40 There's a hardware store there.
00:48:42 They don't let Spanish people
00:48:45 Further ahead, there's a drugstore.
00:48:47 I was with a Chinese friend of mine
00:48:50 I said, "May we?", "No, we don't want
00:48:53 They don't like them.
00:48:55 We let everybody
00:48:58 No. From now on,
00:49:00 - Is there anybody you don't like?
00:49:02 I don't like Visigoths.
00:49:05 "No spiders and Visigoths allowed."
00:49:08 I'm sick and tired
00:49:19 Good morning.
00:49:20 Everything's half price.
00:49:22 - Guido Orefice?
00:49:25 - You have to come to the Prefect's.
00:49:29 - He already went.
00:49:31 Why?
00:49:35 - Is that man with you?
00:49:38 All right.
00:49:39 - I'm coming too.
00:49:41 You stay here.
00:00:02 Not long at all.
00:00:05 Joshua, make sure
00:00:07 I'll be right back.
00:00:10 Buon giorno.
00:00:40 - Buon giorno.
00:01:10 - I'll take this one.
00:01:13 No, it says ten lire.
00:01:16 Everything's half price.
00:01:21 Give this to your mom
00:01:25 I've never seen
00:01:29 - Would you like to meet her?
00:01:33 You'll meet her tomorrow.
00:01:34 - Tomorrow?
00:01:37 Because tomorrow
00:01:39 and your grandma will come
00:01:41 A new tank?
00:01:45 No, a surprise.
00:01:46 Give the letter to your mom.
00:01:50 Bye, Joshua.
00:01:51 You forgot your change,
00:02:00 Thank you.
00:02:02 - When are you coming?
00:02:04 I'm going to stop by my uncle's to see
00:02:08 - Then what did Grandma say?
00:02:13 It's about time!
00:02:15 JEWISH STORE
00:02:17 - It's time for your bath now.
00:02:19 - Go take a bath.
00:02:22 He's right.
00:02:24 You change your shirt.
00:02:26 - I changed it on Thursday!
00:02:28 They're outside.
00:02:31 - I'll come with you, Pop!
00:02:34 I don't want to take one!
00:02:37 Hurry up.
00:02:46 - Where do you want the flowers?
00:02:59 I took one on Friday!
00:03:02 Joshua!
00:03:04 Joshua!
00:03:06 Do you know where Joshua is?
00:03:08 He must be in there.
00:03:10 Will you put those things
00:03:12 Why don't you show me the flowers?
00:03:14 They are. I'll bring them right over.
00:03:17 I'll make them come right over.
00:03:21 Come, nightstand!
00:03:23 Schopenhauer, willpower,
00:03:26 Nightstand, come.
00:03:30 Stop, nightstand!
00:03:32 The nightstand seems
00:03:35 Good morning, Princess!
00:03:43 He can already read and write?
00:03:45 - For over a year now.
00:03:47 We're here.
00:03:49 I'll help you get out.
00:03:51 No, I can do it myself.
00:04:10 Dora, what's wrong?
00:04:32 Are we there?
00:04:34 No, it's a crossing.
00:04:38 Will you tell me where we're going now?
00:04:41 What do you mean, where?
00:04:44 You asked me a thousand times.
00:04:47 to the place...
00:04:49 We're going...
00:04:51 Where are we going?
00:04:53 What day is it today?
00:04:57 You've always said
00:04:59 It took me months
00:05:04 You know where we're going?
00:05:06 I can't tell you.
00:05:09 You know how she is.
00:05:11 It makes me laugh.
00:05:13 My pop planned something like this
00:05:19 It was so...
00:05:24 I'm not going to tell you.
00:05:28 It's a surprise.
00:05:31 It really makes me laugh.
00:05:33 I'm tired.
00:05:35 Go to sleep.
00:05:43 Where are we going?
00:06:04 What time is it?
00:06:08 What organization!
00:06:10 - You've never taken a train, huh?
00:06:13 It's really nice!
00:06:14 It's all wooden inside. Everybody
00:06:17 - There aren't any seats?
00:06:21 It's obvious
00:06:23 No, everybody
00:06:26 Do you see this line?
00:06:30 Hurry up, Uncle Eliseo.
00:06:33 It's full.
00:06:35 Wait up. We've got a reservation!
00:06:39 Look at this line!
00:06:42 Here we are!
00:06:47 Thank you!
00:06:52 - May I help you?
00:06:57 What mistake?
00:06:59 My husband and son
00:07:03 What's your husband's name?
00:07:05 Guido Orefice.
00:07:13 Joshua Orefice...
00:07:14 and Eliseo Orefice
00:07:18 There's no mistake.
00:07:22 I want to get
00:07:26 - We're all ready.
00:07:29 Go, leave!
00:07:33 Go back home, ma'am.
00:07:36 I want to get on that train.
00:07:46 Let me get on that train!
00:08:18 Mom's here!
00:08:21 - Dora.
00:10:24 Uncle Eliseo.
00:10:39 Dora!
00:10:44 Dora!
00:11:04 Are you happy? Did you see this place?
00:11:08 - I didn't like the train.
00:11:11 We'll take the bus back.
00:11:13 We're taking the bus back!
00:11:17 - I told them.
00:11:21 You see?
00:11:24 Did you see that line?
00:11:29 - Everybody wants to get in!
00:11:32 That's it!
00:11:34 It's that game where...
00:11:36 It's the game...
00:11:39 We're all players.
00:11:42 It's all organized.
00:11:45 the men are over here,
00:11:48 Then there are the soldiers.
00:11:51 It's hard, you know.
00:11:53 If somebody makes a mistake,
00:11:57 That means you have to be
00:11:59 But if you win,
00:12:02 What's the prize?
00:12:05 First prize!
00:12:08 - It's a tank.
00:12:11 This one's a real tank!
00:12:15 Real?
00:12:17 Yes!
00:12:27 Where's Uncle Eliseo going?
00:12:29 He's on another team.
00:12:31 Bye, Uncle!
00:12:36 A real tank.
00:12:52 What did I tell you?
00:12:54 Fabulous!
00:12:56 What a place!
00:12:58 Hurry up or they'll steal our places.
00:13:03 Coming through!
00:13:05 There's our place!
00:13:12 This is our bed.
00:13:16 It's ugly here. It smells.
00:13:20 We will be!
00:13:22 - I'm hungry!
00:13:25 Plus they're really mean here!
00:13:28 They yell because everybody wants
00:13:32 - Can I see Mommy?
00:13:37 When's it over?
00:13:40 You have to get
00:13:44 Whoever gets a thousand points
00:13:46 I don't believe you.
00:13:49 A snack?
00:13:52 Just ask.
00:13:54 - Look who's here. What's his name?
00:13:57 Let me ask you something.
00:13:59 Did the guy who hands out
00:14:04 Darn it all!
00:14:07 He'll come back again though,
00:14:11 He's coming back.
00:14:19 - What did he say?
00:14:22 He's going to explain
00:14:28 - Do you speak German?
00:14:39 The game starts now. Whoever's here
00:14:46 The first one to get a thousand points
00:14:50 Lucky him!
00:15:00 Every day we'll announce who's in
00:15:04 The one with the least points
00:15:06 right here on his back.
00:15:14 We play the part
00:15:17 Whoever's scared loses points.
00:15:33 You'll lose your points
00:15:37 One, if you cry.
00:15:40 Two, if you want
00:15:43 Three, if you're hungry
00:15:46 Forget about it!
00:15:56 It's easy to lose points
00:15:58 Just yesterday
00:16:01 because I absolutely had
00:16:05 Apricot jam!
00:16:15 Don't ask for any lollipops.
00:16:18 We eat them all!
00:16:22 I ate 20 of them yesterday!
00:16:24 What a stomachache.
00:16:29 You bet.
00:16:38 Sorry if I'm going so fast,
00:16:41 I have to go now
00:16:52 Don't ask me anything.
00:16:56 Don't forget to tell me
00:16:59 A thousand points?
00:17:01 I told you we're going
00:17:03 These guys are crazy!
00:17:05 This has to weigh a hundred kilos!
00:17:09 Vittorino, I can't cope any more!
00:17:12 - After only the first one?
00:17:14 We're here until tonight!
00:17:17 Bartolomeo, what happened?
00:17:20 To the hospital.
00:17:24 We're going to die here!
00:17:27 I can't take it any more!
00:17:30 I'll tell them I can't do it.
00:17:33 They'll kill you!
00:17:37 - Where does this thing go?
00:17:40 Good Lord!
00:17:50 It's got to be
00:18:21 Pop!
00:18:38 Look here! See?
00:18:43 We're signed up.
00:18:45 When I got there to sign up...
00:18:48 the referee was there
00:18:51 "No, you and your son
00:18:54 You didn't pay your dues."
00:18:56 I almost fell over.
00:18:58 He said, "You can go home."
00:19:01 Joshua and I signed up.
00:19:04 Give me my number!"
00:19:09 I had them put it here, too,
00:19:12 See what a nice place...
00:19:15 your pop takes you to?
00:19:19 Did you play with
00:19:22 Yes, but they don't
00:19:26 They said it isn't true that
00:19:28 They don't know anything
00:19:31 Did you fall for that?
00:19:34 They want to beat you!
00:19:36 There's no tank?
00:19:40 How many points
00:19:43 Fifty.
00:19:44 Forty-eight. They took two points
00:19:47 I tripped while I was...
00:19:50 playing hopscotch.
00:19:53 We...
00:19:55 laughed like crazy today!
00:19:58 Boy, did I have fun!
00:20:00 I can't wait to start
00:20:03 Hopscotch, tug of war
00:20:06 Every game.
00:20:09 "You guys are obsessed! Stop!
00:20:12 Listen.
00:20:14 - Did you eat something?
00:20:18 Good boy!
00:20:22 Forty-eight for me, 12 for you.
00:20:24 Sixty points.
00:20:25 This is what you get
00:20:28 A plain piece of bread,
00:20:32 Here, eat this.
00:20:34 Grazie.
00:20:36 - Is 60 points a lot?
00:20:40 It sure is!
00:20:45 Look who's here!
00:20:47 How'd it go?
00:20:50 Any worse than this...
00:20:56 We got more than him.
00:20:59 Don't tell him that.
00:21:10 I already told you:
00:21:13 Back inside!
00:21:16 The rest, downstairs!
00:21:19 Let's go, girls, quickly.
00:21:23 That one's new.
00:21:25 The lady at the door,
00:21:29 She's the worst of all!
00:21:31 At least she didn't send
00:21:33 They don't send old people and kids
00:21:37 One of these days
00:21:40 "Children, shower time!"
00:21:42 The truth is, they make them
00:21:52 Downstairs!
00:21:57 How can I do this?
00:22:00 Vittorino!
00:22:03 Where'd they find
00:22:05 Pop!
00:22:09 Why are you here?
00:22:11 Go away!
00:22:13 Why aren't you with
00:22:15 They said...
00:22:17 all us kids have to take
00:22:22 - Go take a shower!
00:22:25 I'm not going to.
00:22:27 Go take a shower!
00:22:29 What are you doing here?
00:22:33 We're making... a tank.
00:22:38 We're building the tank.
00:22:41 We're running slow.
00:22:44 You can't stay here.
00:22:47 I don't want to!
00:22:50 You stubborn thing! I'll tell Mom!
00:22:54 Hide behind there.
00:22:57 Don't let anyone see you!
00:22:59 This sure is fun.
00:23:14 Everything!
00:23:16 Take everything off!
00:23:18 You'll get it back
00:23:22 Forward!
00:23:25 Remember your number
00:23:31 Women and children
00:23:34 Are you hurt?
00:23:46 Thanks, Bartolomeo.
00:23:48 From now on, you have to
00:23:51 If they see us now it's over.
00:23:53 What do I have to do?
00:23:55 You have to stay.
00:23:58 You have to hide here all day.
00:24:00 Don't let anyone see you,
00:24:04 Remember.
00:24:05 Stay hidden!
00:24:07 This is the hardest part.
00:24:10 If we get this right, the tank is ours.
00:24:14 I'll take you with me.
00:24:17 Who's ever seen you before?
00:24:20 Got it?
00:24:21 Joshua?
00:24:26 Got ya!
00:24:29 Good boy!
00:25:44 Anybody here?
00:25:50 Joshua!
00:25:55 Come here!
00:25:57 Quick as lightning!
00:26:04 Good morning, Princess!
00:26:06 Last night,
00:26:10 We were going to the movies.
00:26:15 that I really like.
00:26:16 You're all I think about,
00:26:19 I always think about you.
00:26:21 Mommy!
00:26:23 Pop wheels me in the wheelbarrow,
00:26:27 We laugh like crazy!
00:26:28 We're in the lead!
00:26:32 Run! The mean guys
00:26:35 - Where?
00:26:51 Are they dry?
00:26:54 They're dry.
00:26:56 Catch.
00:26:58 Get dressed.
00:27:13 What happened to Vittorino,
00:27:16 They didn't make it.
00:28:09 "If you say my name,
00:28:12 Silence.
00:28:19 The Grand Hotel.
00:28:26 Guido.
00:28:44 Guido. Thank goodness. I was
00:28:48 They're half crazy!
00:28:53 The man who does the check-ups,
00:28:55 He's a friend of mine.
00:28:58 He said they're having a dinner
00:29:02 He asked me if I wanted to
00:29:05 Maybe he wants to help me.
00:29:10 Joshua?
00:29:15 Have you seen Joshua?
00:29:17 What do you mean, no? Joshua?
00:29:21 Joshua!
00:29:26 What are you doing?
00:29:28 - No.
00:29:32 No? Come on out!
00:29:35 Come out! Look here.
00:29:38 Where have you been?
00:29:41 I had to finish playing rummy.
00:29:44 They make buttons and soap
00:29:49 - What are you saying?
00:29:54 Who told you that?
00:29:56 A man was crying. He said they make
00:30:03 You fell for that?
00:30:05 Again?
00:30:07 I thought you were a sharp boy...
00:30:11 Buttons and soap out of people?
00:30:15 You believed that?
00:30:18 Just imagine. Tomorrow morning,
00:30:22 a good scrub.
00:30:23 Then I'll button up
00:30:26 Darn it all!
00:30:28 Look! I just lost Giorgio!
00:30:30 Does this look like a person?
00:30:32 Come on! They were teasing you!
00:30:35 What else did they tell you?
00:30:38 That we get cooked in the oven.
00:30:42 They burn us up in the oven.
00:30:49 You fell for that too!
00:30:52 I've heard of a wood oven...
00:30:54 but I've never seen
00:30:57 "I'm made of wood!"
00:31:01 "This lawyer doesn't burn.
00:31:03 Look at that smoke!"
00:31:06 Buttons, soap,
00:31:09 Let's be serious now.
00:31:11 I have a bag race
00:31:14 That's enough.
00:31:19 - Now?
00:31:22 It's raining now. You'll come down
00:31:25 I don't care.
00:31:28 All right.
00:31:31 I'll get our stuff
00:31:35 - We can leave?
00:31:37 What do you think they do,
00:31:39 That'll be the day.
00:31:41 Wouldn't that be great?
00:31:44 and get out of here.
00:31:47 What a shame. We were in the lead.
00:31:51 Some other kid
00:31:54 There aren't any other kids.
00:31:57 There aren't any more kids?
00:32:00 Where are they then?
00:32:01 They're all hiding.
00:32:04 - This is a serious game!
00:32:08 How many points do we have?
00:32:10 Almost 687.
00:32:12 I told you a thousand times.
00:32:15 Let's go, though.
00:32:16 - We're winning, but if you want...
00:32:19 We're first, I told you.
00:32:24 I saw the chart yesterday.
00:32:27 Bye, Bartolomeo.
00:32:29 We're fed up here.
00:32:33 The tank is done.
00:32:35 Clean the spark plugs off
00:32:38 Open the throttle...
00:32:41 otherwise the cannon will
00:32:44 And the gun. Did you see
00:32:48 Lift the emergency brake off
00:32:52 Joshua wants to quit.
00:32:54 We could have gone back with a tank
00:32:57 Joshua and I are leaving.
00:33:00 We're tired of this place.
00:33:01 Let's go or we'll miss the bus.
00:33:10 Let's go, Joshua.
00:33:14 It's raining. I'll come down
00:34:23 Joshua?
00:34:26 It's me, pop!
00:34:28 I have to tell you
00:34:31 That little rascal's been
00:34:34 - Is there really a kid?
00:34:36 They're like mice.
00:34:38 Those creeps want our tank!
00:34:41 Wait.
00:34:44 I might have spotted him.
00:34:46 I think he's nearby.
00:34:49 Look. Go see if he's hiding in there.
00:34:53 I'll keep a watch out.
00:35:01 He's there, Pop!
00:35:03 - What'd he look like? Blond?
00:35:05 That's him then.
00:35:07 He's been in there
00:35:09 He was the runner up.
00:35:12 Sooner or later,
00:35:15 - How many are there?
00:35:17 They're all hidden.
00:35:28 - Look, Pop!
00:35:33 Got ya, got ya, got ya!
00:35:37 Come here! Come here!
00:35:42 - Holy smokes! She saw us!
00:35:45 She's coming over for you.
00:35:48 Now it's time for
00:35:50 You're never to speak.
00:35:52 Swear it!
00:35:55 - Swear it!
00:36:00 They all talk strange.
00:36:03 If we get through this,
00:36:05 They're rounding up everyone in
00:36:08 Not a word, got it?
00:36:17 Why are you here
00:36:19 Quiet!
00:36:22 I swear.
00:37:17 I have to talk to you.
00:37:20 - Where? When?
00:37:36 Thank you.
00:38:07 Grazie.
00:38:11 Grazie. Grazie.
00:38:21 I told you not to talk
00:38:51 Doctor, my wife is here too.
00:39:15 Slowly.
00:39:16 Eat slowly.
00:39:19 We're in the lead.
00:39:23 The game finishes early.
00:39:25 Don't make a mistake
00:39:28 Slowly.
00:39:51 So.
00:39:58 "Fat, fat, ugly, ugly,
00:40:04 If you ask me what I am...
00:40:06 I answer, 'Cheep, cheep, cheep. '
00:40:14 Walking along I go,
00:40:17 Who am I?
00:40:24 A duckling, right?
00:40:29 Is it a duckling?
00:40:32 It's not!
00:40:35 A veterinarian friend of mine
00:40:39 I can't send him mine...
00:40:41 until I solve this one.
00:40:45 I thought...
00:40:47 duck-billed platypus...
00:40:49 but it doesn't go,
00:40:51 A duck-billed platypus goes...
00:40:59 I translated it into Italian
00:41:04 Well, what do you say?
00:41:08 Everything points
00:41:13 Help me.
00:41:18 For heaven's sake...
00:41:20 help me.
00:41:22 I can't even sleep.
00:41:40 It's the duckling!
00:44:02 Come here!
00:44:06 - I'm tired.
00:44:15 Where are we here?
00:44:16 I might have taken
00:44:19 Good boy, sleep.
00:44:22 Maybe it's only a dream!
00:44:25 We're dreaming, Joshua.
00:44:27 Tomorrow morning
00:44:29 and bring us two nice cups
00:44:34 First, we'll eat.
00:44:36 Then I'll make love to her
00:44:39 if I can.
00:45:28 Excuse me, Bartolomeo.
00:45:30 They've called those two officers
00:45:34 - Did you understand anything else?
00:45:38 The war is over.
00:45:41 Where are those trucks going?
00:45:43 The important thing is
00:45:46 They leave full
00:45:48 You know where they're going?
00:45:51 What about the women?
00:45:54 Let's get out of this dump
00:45:56 We don't even have
00:45:59 I've been hearing only dogs and machine guns.
00:46:01 - They want to get rid of everything.
00:46:04 See you in Viareggio.
00:46:08 So long, guys.
00:46:26 Come see.
00:46:28 Look how mad they are!
00:46:32 You see?
00:46:34 Just for you.
00:46:36 You're the last one!
00:46:38 They're even looking
00:46:41 The game is over tomorrow.
00:46:44 If they don't find you tonight,
00:46:47 How many points do we have?
00:46:49 We've got 940 points.
00:46:52 - A thousand!
00:46:54 They're looking
00:46:57 No mistakes tonight.
00:46:59 - Go hide in that box, quick!
00:47:03 Who?
00:47:04 The blond boy.
00:47:09 They got him yesterday.
00:47:11 It's the safest place to hide.
00:47:14 Let's go, quick as lightning.
00:47:20 Inside!
00:47:22 Take this blanket
00:47:25 I'll be back soon.
00:47:27 I'll put them on the wrong track.
00:47:59 Pop, you scared me to death!
00:48:02 Give me the blanket.
00:48:04 Give me your sweater then.
00:48:06 I'll throw it on a tree
00:48:09 They're looking all over for you!
00:48:12 Everybody's yelling,
00:48:15 They're even cursing.
00:48:18 No one will find you.
00:48:23 Listen...
00:48:24 if I'm really late coming back...
00:48:28 don't you move.
00:48:29 Don't come out.
00:48:33 until it's completely quiet...
00:48:36 and nobody is in sight,
00:48:38 Say it!
00:48:40 I won't come out
00:48:43 Good boy, stubborn.
00:48:47 Ciao. Ciao.
00:49:13 Leave!
00:49:14 Go away, dog!
00:49:16 Go, dog!
00:49:18 Leave.
00:49:32 Good job, Ferruccio.
00:49:34 It works.
00:49:58 Dora? Is there anyone
00:50:01 Dora? Dora?
00:50:38 Dora?
00:50:40 Dora, are you here?
00:50:43 I know someone is hiding here.
00:50:46 No.
00:50:55 Is there a Dora here?
00:50:58 Yes, there's a Dora here.
00:51:02 It's me, Dora!
00:51:05 It's not her!
00:51:07 Jump out of the truck
00:51:10 Get off! Jump out!
00:56:17 It's true!
00:56:28 Hi, boy.
00:56:33 You all alone?
00:56:38 You don't understand
00:56:40 We'll give you a lift.
00:56:42 Come on.
00:56:48 This way. Come on!
00:56:50 Come on!
00:56:52 Here ya go.
00:56:54 Whoop!
00:57:36 Mommy!
00:57:38 Stop!
00:57:42 Mama!
00:57:48 - This is my story.
00:57:52 This is the sacrifice
00:57:55 Joshua!
00:57:57 This was his gift to me.
00:57:59 - We won!
00:58:04 A thousand points
00:58:08 We came in first!
00:58:11 We won!