Vita bella La

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00:00:38 This is a simple story...
00:00:41 but not an easy one to tell.
00:00:43 Like a fable, there is sorrow...
00:00:45 and, like a fable,
00:00:53 I sing what I see. Nothing gets by me.
00:00:56 ''Here I am,'' said I to chaos.
00:00:58 ''I am your slave!''
00:01:01 ''For what?'' said I.
00:01:03 Free in the end, I am!
00:01:08 this man came to possess?
00:01:10 Here I am, ready.
00:01:12 The trains are gone,
00:01:14 And I can resist no more.
00:01:18 The brakes are gone!
00:01:21 I heard you.
00:01:23 - No, they're really gone!
00:01:25 Weren't you reciting a poem?
00:01:29 It doesn't work!
00:01:35 Brake!
00:01:37 We're going to die!
00:01:46 Brake!
00:01:53 The king is coming!
00:01:55 There he is!
00:01:59 It's full of people down there.
00:02:01 We have no brakes!
00:02:03 We have no brakes! Move!
00:02:34 Go for a walk.
00:02:36 Otherwise,
00:02:39 I found the screw.
00:02:42 Now what do you need?
00:02:43 Nothing.
00:02:47 All right,
00:02:50 Do you want the screw
00:02:52 No, I want to be alone.
00:03:06 Do I toss out the screw
00:03:08 I need ten minutes alone.
00:03:13 I'm washing my hands.
00:03:22 Pretty girl! How's it going?
00:03:25 What are you doing?
00:03:27 Did your mom put this stuff here?
00:03:30 No, the landlady did.
00:03:32 Is it a market? It's beautiful.
00:03:34 How much is it?
00:03:38 - What's your name?
00:03:40 Nice to meet you.
00:03:43 - Prince?
00:03:47 All this is mine.
00:03:49 Here starts the prince's principate.
00:03:51 I'll call this place Addis Ababa.
00:03:54 I'll change it all.
00:03:58 Camels?
00:04:01 Even a few hippopotamus.
00:04:03 I must go.
00:04:05 - When?
00:04:12 Good morning, Princess!
00:04:15 How frightening.
00:04:18 I've never been better.
00:04:20 Do you always leave
00:04:22 I wanted to burn that wasps nest,
00:04:25 A wasp stung you? There?
00:04:27 Hold still, Princess.
00:04:29 A wasp's poison is very dangerous.
00:04:32 You have to get it out.
00:04:34 - Lie down. It'll take a while.
00:04:40 - Did you get stung anywhere else?
00:04:43 What a place here!
00:04:46 Pigeons fly, women fall from the sky.
00:04:49 It's all his! He wants to fill it
00:04:53 Exactly.
00:04:55 Prince Guido
00:04:58 I'm coming!
00:05:00 Good-bye, then.
00:05:02 - How can I thank you?
00:05:06 If you really want
00:05:08 I'll take some eggs to make
00:05:11 Take whatever you want.
00:05:14 Thank you!
00:05:15 I'll take two-- six.
00:05:19 Good-bye, Eleonora!
00:05:24 Farewell.
00:05:27 Here I am, Nuvolari!
00:05:31 All camels here!
00:05:41 - Where is this house?
00:05:46 Is your uncle sleeping with us?
00:05:48 He's lived in the hotel for 30 years.
00:05:51 He's lending us the house.
00:05:54 There. We're here.
00:05:57 That's Robin Hood,
00:05:59 Here's my uncle's buggy
00:06:01 And inside is my uncle.
00:06:04 Hello, dear uncle! Here we are!
00:06:07 Here we are.
00:06:15 Uncle!
00:06:22 - Barbarians.
00:06:24 - Barbarians.
00:06:27 Silence is
00:06:29 Is he your poet friend?
00:06:31 My name is Ferruccio.
00:06:35 Here you are. It's an old storehouse
00:06:39 An old passion--
00:06:43 What's all this stuff for?
00:06:45 You can stay as long as you want.
00:06:49 That's the bed.
00:06:53 Nothing is more necessary
00:06:55 Barbarians.
00:06:56 The town hall is on Via Sestani,
00:07:00 The bathroom, equipped
00:07:04 There are a few books here,
00:07:08 The kitchen is in there. This is
00:07:13 I have to get back to the hotel.
00:07:18 It's so good to see you.
00:07:26 What an uncle!
00:07:29 Look at this!
00:07:33 Didn't I tell you? We're in a city.
00:07:37 If you want to do something,
00:07:40 You want to let yourself go?
00:07:45 Stop it!
00:07:47 You can't act
00:07:50 You've been yelling like a madman.
00:07:54 Mary! The key!
00:08:00 See? You can't yell.
00:08:02 Understand? If you stopped thinking
00:08:06 you'd make your father happier
00:08:10 That's right, Oreste.
00:08:12 You have to settle down!
00:08:14 What a nice hat.
00:08:17 - Nice. How does it look?
00:08:20 When do I start working?
00:08:22 You're already late.
00:08:24 Get that armchair
00:08:27 - That one?
00:08:31 Good. I'm going to the town hall.
00:08:34 Good-bye,
00:08:37 because these are hard times.
00:08:40 Hard, hard times!
00:08:42 They're hard times?
00:08:44 Why, what are your
00:08:47 Benito! Adolph!
00:08:50 What did you say?
00:08:54 I said, how are things going?
00:08:57 Good-bye, then.
00:08:59 Careful!
00:09:02 Good-bye!
00:09:09 He pulled it off.
00:09:14 Benito,
00:09:18 I need to do the whole bureaucratic
00:09:22 - Does it take a long time?
00:09:25 Then we'd better
00:09:27 First you apply, and
00:09:34 I almost scrambled my eggs.
00:09:37 I forgot about them.
00:09:40 I, the undersigned,
00:09:42 - am applying to open--
00:09:46 What's going on?
00:09:49 I need your signature
00:09:51 - Miss, what's going on?
00:09:54 -Just one signature.
00:09:57 My substitute will be here
00:10:00 - All I need is a signature.
00:10:03 It's ten to one.
00:10:06 File a complaint.
00:10:08 Boy, is he nasty.
00:10:11 To sign a paper, open a file,
00:10:15 Now I have to wait one hour
00:10:18 I'm filing a complaint.
00:10:24 What a wallop!
00:10:30 Are you hurt?
00:10:32 Come here.
00:10:34 Don't touch me!
00:10:37 You can forget
00:10:41 No, the eggs!
00:10:45 You scoundrel!
00:10:57 Out of the way!
00:11:06 Good morning, Princess.
00:11:09 I wonder if we'll ever bump
00:11:12 Excuse me,
00:11:15 Farewell, Princess!
00:11:31 - Chicken.
00:11:34 It's served whole,
00:11:37 ''Will you cut it for me?''
00:11:39 I stick the blade under the wing
00:11:43 I cut the meat along
00:11:45 - Off go the wings, breast and skin.
00:11:48 Piece of cake, Uncle.
00:11:51 I stick the wing under the leg.
00:11:54 Off goes the leg.
00:11:57 Lobster is a crustacean.
00:12:01 Off goes the crust...
00:12:04 Off go the crust and antennae.
00:12:10 Off go the antennae,
00:12:13 There's nothing left.
00:12:14 We're out of lobster,
00:12:18 - I don't remember how to do lobster.
00:12:23 There's no need to touch it!
00:12:25 That's too easy.
00:12:27 - Continue.
00:12:29 Stand by.
00:12:32 ''Waiter?''
00:12:33 In position.
00:12:44 Why only me?
00:12:49 Bowing!
00:12:53 You bow down, further.
00:12:56 Like this, at a 45 degree angle,
00:13:00 45 degrees, even 50, 5 5.
00:13:04 90 degrees.
00:13:07 How far do I bow down?
00:13:10 Think of a sunflower.
00:13:13 But if you see some
00:13:16 it means they're dead!
00:13:18 You're serving.
00:13:20 Serving is a supreme art.
00:13:22 God is the first servant.
00:13:25 God serves men,
00:13:28 - There was no button here.
00:13:32 I have to take the car back to Pop.
00:13:36 You'll take it back
00:13:38 No, I've got to get it back soon.
00:13:42 Why?
00:13:50 - What? What time is it?
00:13:54 Of course I was.
00:13:56 You fell asleep
00:13:59 - How did you do that?
00:14:02 Who?
00:14:04 Schopenhauer says that with willpower,
00:14:07 ''I am what I want to be.''
00:14:09 Right now I want to sleep,
00:14:13 ''I'm sleeping, sleeping,''
00:14:16 Amazing.
00:14:18 I want to try too.
00:14:24 Don't move your hands.
00:14:27 It's a matter of thought.
00:14:30 We'll talk about it tomorrow.
00:14:33 Amazing, though.
00:14:37 Wake up.
00:14:39 Wake up.
00:14:43 What is it now?
00:14:45 - It totally works!
00:14:48 Schopenhauer.
00:14:51 Bam, you woke up.
00:14:55 - How does it work?
00:14:58 That's why I woke up.
00:15:01 - So I should say it quieter.
00:15:08 It's deep.
00:15:14 Why are you running?
00:15:17 Hurry up. It's late!
00:15:18 Mary, the key!
00:15:23 Every morning,
00:15:25 Look!
00:15:26 There's that teacher.
00:15:29 I even dreamt about her.
00:15:32 - Holy smokes! Stay still!
00:15:36 Don't move!
00:15:37 The one in the car.
00:15:41 He'll kill me if he sees me.
00:15:44 - What's he doing?
00:15:46 - What's he saying?
00:15:48 - What's he doing?
00:15:52 He's got a car just like mine!
00:15:55 Don't move.
00:15:58 Stay still, Ferruccio.
00:16:03 Good morning, Princess!
00:16:08 It's you again.
00:16:11 This is the princess
00:16:15 Is he the one who sucked
00:16:18 Yes. We keep meeting like this.
00:16:21 We could make plans to meet.
00:16:25 - Tonight at 8:00?
00:16:27 Let's go, Dora.
00:16:31 I hope we meet again
00:16:34 Farewell, Princess!
00:16:37 Did you see her?
00:16:39 She likes it
00:16:50 I don't believe it.
00:16:52 ''Obscurity.''
00:16:55 You're a genius!
00:16:57 ''The bigger it is,
00:17:00 Solution: obscurity.
00:17:02 Marvelous.
00:17:04 No, but you solved it in five minutes.
00:17:09 Obscurity!
00:17:11 Salmon, salad
00:17:14 Listen to this one, Guido.
00:17:17 If I may, it's my turn.
00:17:20 My pop told me this
00:17:22 ''The dwarves and Snow White
00:17:25 How fast can you guess
00:17:33 It sounds refined.
00:17:35 I want to solve it right now.
00:17:38 - Eat first or it'll get cold.
00:17:41 Salad, salmon, white wine.
00:17:43 The dwarves...
00:17:47 and Snow White.
00:17:52 - Is the kitchen closed?
00:17:55 A gentleman from Rome is here
00:17:58 The kitchen is closed.
00:18:00 Oh, well, he would have
00:18:02 The kitchen is open.
00:18:05 Come right in.
00:18:16 Doctor, you're not eating anything?
00:18:21 ''The dwarves and Snow White--''
00:18:24 I know the kitchen is closed.
00:18:28 - It's all delicious. Take your pick.
00:18:33 Well, we've got meat,
00:18:36 lamb, kidneys,
00:18:39 - Otherwise, there's fish.
00:18:42 We have...
00:18:45 eel stuffed with fatty sausage
00:18:49 or some lean salmon--
00:18:51 The salmon, thank you.
00:18:53 - Side dish?
00:18:57 Of course.
00:19:00 buttered potatoes in Nancy butter
00:19:04 Is there a small, light salad?
00:19:08 A light salad? What a pity.
00:19:13 were out of this world.
00:19:16 a lean salmon
00:19:19 Perfect.
00:19:21 I'll do my best.
00:19:39 ''How fast can you guess
00:19:42 Right.
00:19:45 - ''The dwarves and Snow White.''
00:19:48 Good night, genius.
00:19:52 What did he say? The dwarves?
00:19:56 It's a riddle.
00:20:00 ''Seven seconds'' is the solution.
00:20:03 If there are seven dwarves dining...
00:20:06 and she serves seconds,
00:20:10 Doctor Lessing is a physician,
00:20:13 But he's obsessed with riddles.
00:20:19 Excuse me.
00:20:24 The elementary school? A friend
00:20:27 It's not far from here. Why?
00:20:29 Good. I can sleep
00:20:32 Do you have to go
00:20:35 They're expecting me at 8:30.
00:20:44 Please, children, silence!
00:20:47 The inspector from Rome
00:20:50 I want to make
00:20:52 Listen very quietly
00:20:56 He'll tell us some very important
00:21:01 The inspector is here, ma'am.
00:21:03 He's already here?
00:21:06 Sit down, Roberto!
00:21:12 All rise!
00:21:19 Good morning, Princess.
00:21:24 Good morning, Mr. Inspector.
00:21:28 These are some of our teachers.
00:21:32 Good.
00:21:36 Therefore--
00:21:40 How many years have you taught
00:21:43 Sixteen.
00:21:47 Are you up to date
00:21:50 school program approved
00:21:52 Yes.
00:21:55 Did you read the bulletin
00:22:00 Of course.
00:22:04 What are you doing on Sunday?
00:22:06 No, I mean, Sunday is St. Mary's Day.
00:22:11 I'm going to the theater.
00:22:16 - To see what?
00:22:18 Right,
00:22:24 Fine. Well--
00:22:27 Thank you very much, and good-bye.
00:22:30 We know.
00:22:31 As you know, the inspector...
00:22:33 came from Rome to talk to us
00:22:36 signed by the most well versed
00:22:40 He will, and we're very honored...
00:22:43 demonstrate to us that our race...
00:22:46 is a superior race--
00:22:48 the best of all.
00:22:50 Take your seats.
00:22:54 Go ahead, Inspector.
00:22:56 - Our race--
00:22:59 Naturally!
00:23:02 Our race is superior.
00:23:04 I've just come from Rome,
00:23:08 to come and tell you in order
00:23:11 that our race
00:23:13 I was...
00:23:15 chosen, I was,
00:23:19 in order to demonstrate...
00:23:21 how superior our race is.
00:23:24 Why did they pick me, children?
00:23:30 Must I tell you?
00:23:35 Where can you find...
00:23:37 someone more handsome than me?
00:23:40 Justly so, there is silence.
00:23:44 pure Aryan.
00:23:46 Children.
00:23:47 Let's start with something that
00:23:50 The ear. Look at
00:23:55 Left auricle...
00:23:58 with a pendant
00:24:00 Check it out.
00:24:03 Bendable.
00:24:05 Find two ears more beautiful
00:24:08 But you have to show me them.
00:24:12 Races exist, children.
00:24:15 But let's continue.
00:24:18 Pay attention.
00:24:21 He said Inspector?
00:24:24 From Rome?
00:24:27 The belly button!
00:24:31 Take a look at this belly button!
00:24:34 But you can't untie it,
00:24:37 Those racist scientists tried it.
00:24:40 This is an Italian belly button.
00:24:43 Check out this style!
00:24:45 Look at these muscles:
00:24:50 Look at this beauty!
00:24:57 Just look at the movement!
00:25:00 Gentlemen!
00:25:04 I must say good-bye now.
00:25:06 I have to go.
00:25:09 I'll make my Aryan exit
00:25:12 Farewell!
00:25:16 I'll see you in Venice, Princess.
00:26:22 I can only hear
00:26:43 Look at me, Princess.
00:26:46 Go on, I'm down here.
00:26:50 Look at me, Princess.
00:27:09 Turn around, Princess.
00:27:13 Turn around, around--
00:27:52 - Can we get a chocolate ice cream?
00:27:56 Why?
00:27:57 We have to be at the prefect's at eight.
00:28:01 - Where?
00:28:04 Have pity on me, Lord.
00:28:07 - Another dinner at the prefect's?
00:28:10 Bingo!
00:28:12 Let's us just go to dinner.
00:28:17 I'm not coming!
00:28:19 All right, I heard you!
00:28:22 It'll just be me and you.
00:28:25 - Good evening, Rodolfo!
00:28:29 I'll see you later at my house.
00:28:32 We'll be there at 8:00 sharp.
00:28:38 Where is she?
00:28:41 - She has to be here.
00:28:45 On time tomorrow, got it?
00:28:48 Did you take that stuff
00:28:50 It's silk. Don't ruin it.
00:28:54 - What an opera.
00:28:59 Is that one of your curtains?
00:29:02 No, it must be
00:29:08 He took my hat again!
00:29:11 - Let's go.
00:29:13 - You go get the car.
00:29:16 All right, you wait here.
00:29:19 I'll pull up right here
00:29:23 Give me the key!
00:29:25 Not the house key!
00:29:29 The car key?
00:29:31 Keep him busy, you know,
00:29:34 Keep him busy as long as you can.
00:29:37 Inside the car there's--
00:29:56 The least you could have done
00:29:59 You're just plain rude.
00:30:02 Plus, dinner at the prefect's
00:30:07 I knew it.
00:30:10 I always get them when I'm made
00:30:14 Don't you know that it takes
00:30:17 A chocolate ice cream is enough!
00:30:20 A nice walk together
00:30:24 Instead you--
00:30:27 Good morning, Princess!
00:30:31 This is incredible.
00:30:34 No, you're the one
00:30:37 I stop under a roof and you fall
00:30:40 I fall off my bicycle
00:30:43 I do an inspection at school,
00:30:47 You even turn up in my dreams.
00:30:49 Will you leave me alone?
00:30:54 I don't blame you, but--
00:30:56 All right. At this point,
00:31:00 Where shall we go, Princess?
00:31:03 Yes, but they're waiting for me
00:31:07 What's happening?
00:31:08 Princess, do you know how
00:31:12 Step on the brakes!
00:31:16 Have no fear!
00:31:19 It's broken!
00:31:21 When did you learn to drive?
00:31:23 - Ten minutes ago.
00:31:25 - The top doesn't close.
00:31:29 Wait! We're stuck!
00:31:32 We'll get out of here.
00:31:34 The important thing is that
00:31:36 Cover yourself with this.
00:31:39 Take it.
00:31:42 I'll take care of everything.
00:31:46 Here we go.
00:31:49 Step right out, Princess.
00:31:54 There!
00:31:58 There's a huge puddle!
00:32:06 Here!
00:32:13 - Go ahead, Princess.
00:32:15 We've already been here.
00:32:18 - Me and you? When?
00:32:22 The night it was raining...
00:32:23 and I made you an umbrella
00:32:26 It was a beautiful night. I put
00:32:30 did a little waltz,
00:32:34 you kissed me.
00:32:47 Princess, your behind
00:32:53 It depends on the person.
00:32:57 He had the ability
00:33:00 He understood me.
00:33:02 I was like putty in his hand.
00:33:04 I always, always, always said yes.
00:33:08 So, all these treasures
00:33:11 there is a way to open this treasure
00:33:16 It's easier than you think.
00:33:19 - All you need is the right key.
00:33:21 Heaven knows.
00:33:24 It's clearing up.
00:33:26 So, you were saying...
00:33:28 the key that always makes you say yes
00:33:32 Yes.
00:33:33 I'll give it a try.
00:33:35 If the Virgin Mary tosses
00:33:40 Mary, the key!
00:33:45 Is this it?
00:33:49 Do you really have to go home?
00:33:52 - Let's get it right now.
00:33:54 - Then when?
00:33:57 Are we going to let heaven
00:34:00 No, leave Mary alone.
00:34:04 No, it's way too important.
00:34:08 I have to ask her.
00:34:10 Mary, send someone to find out...
00:34:13 how long before
00:34:17 Seven seconds!
00:34:24 - This is my house.
00:34:27 I've always asked myself:
00:34:29 I wanted to open
00:34:32 - The bookshop?
00:34:35 Good-bye then.
00:34:36 You've been so nice to me.
00:34:40 I forgot to tell you.
00:34:43 Go ahead.
00:34:45 You can't imagine how much
00:34:49 But I'll never tell anyone,
00:34:53 They'd have to torture me
00:34:55 - Say what?
00:34:59 Not just once.
00:35:01 But I'll never tell you that.
00:35:03 I'd have to be crazy to tell you
00:35:07 right here,
00:35:11 You'd better run or you'll get wet.
00:35:14 Princess.
00:35:17 - You're all wet.
00:35:20 It's that hat that bothers me.
00:35:23 I need a dry hat,
00:35:26 How did it go?
00:35:30 Mary, send someone
00:35:42 Good night, Princess.
00:36:04 - Excuse me, where's the restroom?
00:36:16 If you don't get up immediately...
00:36:19 I swear on your father's deathbed
00:36:23 For the rest of my life!
00:36:26 I'm going to count
00:36:28 If you don't get up,
00:36:44 Good girl.
00:36:47 Do you know
00:36:49 Didn't I tell you?
00:36:56 - Who's he marrying?
00:36:58 But she hasn't even
00:37:00 Everybody's waiting.
00:37:03 I've looked everywhere for you!
00:37:05 - Your uncle.
00:37:07 Something's happened.
00:37:09 Outside! The horse!
00:37:13 What's that?
00:37:16 Is that your horse?
00:37:18 What a sight!
00:37:21 ''Achtung, Jewish horse.''
00:37:24 The usual barbarians, vandals.
00:37:28 ''Jewish horse''!
00:37:30 Don't get upset.
00:37:34 They didn't do it ''to.''
00:37:38 You'll have to get
00:37:41 - They'll start with you too.
00:37:44 What could possibly happen to me?
00:37:46 The worst they can do is undress me,
00:37:49 ''Achtung, Jewish waiter.''
00:37:52 I didn't even know
00:37:54 Let's go. I'll clean him up
00:37:57 Take him back to the stall.
00:38:17 Look, there, in front of you!
00:38:25 Wait. I'll surprise her.
00:38:37 Come with me. I'd like to
00:38:51 Doctor Lessing!
00:38:54 Urgent telegram.
00:38:59 - What are these flowers?
00:39:04 I'll take just one.
00:39:07 I'll take it to my wife:
00:39:11 I truly enjoyed myself with you.
00:39:14 You're the most ingenious...
00:39:16 waiter I've ever come across.
00:39:19 Thank you. You're the customer with
00:39:22 Thank you.
00:39:24 Good-bye, Doctor Lessing.
00:39:26 By the way.
00:39:29 ''If you say my name...
00:39:33 I'm not there anymore.
00:39:37 If you say my name,
00:39:44 What is it?
00:39:49 ''Silence!''
00:39:50 Beautiful. If you say the word,
00:39:57 I'm not talking about Berlin,
00:40:02 Third grade.
00:40:05 I remember it
00:40:08 A lunatic costs the state
00:40:11 A cripple,
00:40:13 An epileptic,
00:40:16 Considering that the average
00:40:20 and there are 300,000 patients,
00:40:24 if these individuals
00:40:26 I can't believe this!
00:40:29 That was my exact reaction.
00:40:32 I can't believe
00:40:35 has to solve
00:40:37 It's a difficult calculation.
00:40:41 They need at least some algebra
00:40:44 That's high school material for us.
00:40:46 No, all it takes is multiplication.
00:40:51 300,000 times four.
00:40:53 If we killed them all,
00:40:56 - It's easy!
00:40:59 But you're an adult. They make seven-
00:41:03 It's truly another race.
00:41:09 ''Good morning, Princess.''
00:41:12 - What did you say?
00:41:35 Why are you just standing there?
00:41:38 Let's dance.
00:42:15 Just a few words.
00:42:19 and you've known
00:42:21 Dora and I were born
00:42:24 We went to school together,
00:42:29 Dora is the woman of my life...
00:42:31 and I'm the man in her life,
00:42:35 we've decided to get married
00:42:38 You're all officially invited
00:42:41 to the Basilica of
00:42:43 And then we'll celebrate till dawn
00:42:48 just as happy as we are now.
00:42:51 Kiss her! Kiss her!
00:43:05 - What's wrong with you?
00:43:07 - Are you all right?
00:43:09 Who put this armchair here?
00:43:13 Are you all right?
00:43:14 - I'm fine.
00:43:17 - I didn't get hurt.
00:43:19 - Are you enjoying yourself?
00:43:21 Go back to your table.
00:43:23 Go on. I can do this.
00:43:34 Are you all right?
00:43:36 Fine! Why are you all asking me that?
00:43:41 No, nothing is wrong.
00:43:44 But--
00:43:52 The kitchen.
00:43:54 They moved everything
00:43:57 Look where they put the kitchen.
00:44:08 Peekaboo!
00:44:12 It's me!
00:44:16 Miss.
00:44:17 We finally meet, Dora.
00:44:20 He never introduced us.
00:44:24 Now you don't need to come
00:44:28 I apologize if I've disrupted you.
00:44:32 You sly old dog!
00:44:35 What a jolly fellow!
00:44:41 Everything is just fine.
00:44:44 I apologize.
00:44:57 Princess!
00:44:59 You're here too?
00:45:15 Take me away.
00:45:32 And now, ladies and gentlemen...
00:45:35 a magnificent surprise
00:45:39 The Ethiopian cake!
00:46:35 Thank you!
00:46:42 - Congratulations.
00:46:46 Right this way, Princess.
00:46:49 But you're--
00:46:52 Quickly, Princess.
00:47:15 But he's--
00:47:21 He's that jerk with the eggs!
00:47:58 Ferruccio!
00:48:00 He's got the keys to the house,
00:48:08 Some wire.
00:48:12 I'm a whiz with wire.
00:48:16 I used to make toys out of wire
00:48:27 I opened it.
00:48:56 Joshua!
00:49:00 Let's go. You're going
00:49:07 I lost my tank.
00:49:10 Don't worry.
00:49:12 Where did you leave the tank?
00:49:15 - It's on the stairs.
00:49:17 Hold the bicycle.
00:49:23 Here.
00:49:26 Let's go.
00:49:28 - Go, Pop!
00:49:31 You're late for school! Go!
00:49:34 There's a horse!
00:49:39 Stop ringing that bell!
00:49:42 - It's not me. It's Joshua.
00:49:45 Stop it! Let me off!.
00:49:57 Here we are.
00:49:59 See you tonight.
00:50:05 Go fast, Pop!
00:50:18 Can we buy this for Mommy?
00:50:20 - How much does it cost?
00:50:23 It's a fake. It's probably
00:50:27 Let's go,Joshua.
00:50:28 ''NoJews or dogs...
00:50:31 allowed.''
00:50:35 Why aren'tJews or dogs
00:50:40 They just don't want
00:50:42 Everybody does what they want to.
00:50:45 There's a hardware store there.
00:50:47 They don't let Spanish people
00:50:50 Further ahead, there's a drugstore.
00:50:52 I was with a Chinese friend of mine
00:50:55 I said, ''May we?'' ''No, we don't want
00:50:59 They don't like them.
00:51:01 We let everybody
00:51:04 No. From now on,
00:51:06 - Is there anybody you don't like?
00:51:08 I don't like Visigoths.
00:51:11 ''No spiders and Visigoths allowed.''
00:51:14 I'm sick and tired
00:51:25 Good morning.
00:51:27 Everything's half price.
00:51:29 - Guido Orefice?
00:51:32 - You have to come to the prefect's.
00:51:36 - He already went.
00:51:38 Why?
00:51:42 - Is that man with you?
00:51:45 All right.
00:51:47 - I'm coming too.
00:51:48 You stay here.
00:51:51 Not long at all.
00:51:54 Joshua, make sure
00:51:56 I'll be right back.
00:53:01 - I'll take this one.
00:53:05 No, it says ten lire.
00:53:08 Everything's half price.
00:53:14 Give this to your mom
00:53:18 I've never seen
00:53:22 - Would you like to meet her?
00:53:26 You'll meet her tomorrow.
00:53:27 - Tomorrow?
00:53:30 Because tomorrow
00:53:32 and your grandma will come
00:53:34 A new tank?
00:53:37 No, a surprise.
00:53:40 Give the letter to your mom.
00:53:43 Bye,Joshua.
00:53:45 You forgot your change,
00:53:54 Thank you.
00:53:56 - When are you coming?
00:53:58 I'm going to stop by my uncle's to see
00:54:02 - Then what did Grandma say?
00:54:08 It's about time!
00:54:09 J EWISH STORE
00:54:11 - It's time for your bath now.
00:54:14 - Go take a bath.
00:54:17 He's right.
00:54:19 You change your shirt.
00:54:21 - I changed it on Thursday!
00:54:23 They're outside.
00:54:26 - I'll come with you, Pop!
00:54:30 I don't want to take one!
00:54:33 Hurry up.
00:54:42 - Where do you want the flowers?
00:54:56 I took one on Friday!
00:55:03 Do you know whereJoshua is?
00:55:05 He must be in there.
00:55:07 Will you put those things
00:55:09 Why don't you show me the flowers?
00:55:11 They are. I'll bring them right over.
00:55:14 I'll make them come right over.
00:55:19 Come, nightstand!
00:55:20 Schopenhauer, willpower,
00:55:23 Nightstand, come.
00:55:27 Stop, nightstand!
00:55:30 The nightstand seems
00:55:33 Good morning, Princess!
00:55:41 He can already read and write?
00:55:43 - For over a year now.
00:55:46 We're here.
00:55:48 - I'll help you get out.
00:56:10 Dora, what's wrong?
00:56:32 Are we there?
00:56:34 No, it's a crossing.
00:56:40 Will you tell me
00:56:42 What do you mean, where?
00:56:45 You asked me a thousand times.
00:56:48 to the place--
00:56:50 We're going--
00:56:52 Where are we going?
00:56:55 What day is it today?
00:56:59 You've always said
00:57:01 It took me months
00:57:06 You know where we're going?
00:57:08 I can't tell you.
00:57:11 You know how she is.
00:57:13 It makes me laugh.
00:57:15 My pop planned something like this
00:57:21 It was so--
00:57:27 I'm not going to tell you.
00:57:31 It's a surprise.
00:57:34 It really makes me laugh.
00:57:37 I'm tired.
00:57:39 Go to sleep.
00:57:46 Where are we going?
00:58:09 What time is it?
00:58:13 What organization!
00:58:15 - You've never taken a train, huh?
00:58:18 It's really nice!
00:58:19 It's all wooden inside. Everybody
00:58:22 - There aren't any seats?
00:58:26 It's obvious
00:58:28 No, everybody
00:58:31 Do you see this line?
00:58:36 Hurry up, Uncle Eliseo.
00:58:39 It's full.
00:58:41 Wait up. We've got a reservation!
00:58:45 Look at this line!
00:58:48 Here we are!
00:58:54 Thank you!
00:58:58 - May I help you?
00:59:03 What mistake?
00:59:06 My husband and son
00:59:10 What's your husband's name?
00:59:12 Guido Orefice.
00:59:20 Joshua Orefice...
00:59:22 and Eliseo Orefice
00:59:26 There's no mistake.
00:59:30 I want to get
00:59:34 - We're all ready.
00:59:38 Go, leave!
00:59:41 Go back home, ma'am.
00:59:45 I want to get on that train.
00:59:55 Let me get on that train!
01:00:29 Mom's here!
01:00:33 They stopped the train
01:02:40 Uncle Eliseo.
01:03:22 Are you happy? Did you see this place?
01:03:25 - I didn't like the train.
01:03:29 We'll take the bus back.
01:03:31 We're taking the bus back!
01:03:35 - I told them.
01:03:39 You see?
01:03:42 Did you see that line?
01:03:47 - Everybody wants to get in!
01:03:51 That's it!
01:03:53 It's that game where--
01:03:55 It's the game--
01:03:58 We're all players.
01:04:01 It's all organized.
01:04:04 the men are over here,
01:04:07 Then there's the soldiers.
01:04:10 It's hard, you know.
01:04:13 If somebody makes a mistake,
01:04:17 That means you have to be
01:04:19 But if you win,
01:04:22 What's the prize?
01:04:25 First prize!
01:04:28 - It's a tank.
01:04:31 This one's a real tank!
01:04:35 Real?
01:04:37 Yes!
01:04:48 Where's Uncle Eliseo going?
01:04:50 He's on another team.
01:04:52 Bye, Uncle!
01:04:57 A real tank.
01:05:13 What did I tell you?
01:05:16 Fabulous!
01:05:18 What a place!
01:05:20 Hurry up or they'll steal our places.
01:05:25 Coming through!
01:05:28 There's our place!
01:05:35 This is our bed.
01:05:39 It's ugly here. It smells.
01:05:43 We will be!
01:05:45 - I'm hungry!
01:05:48 Plus they're really mean here!
01:05:52 They yell because everybody wants
01:05:56 - Can I see Mommy?
01:06:01 When's it over?
01:06:04 You have to get
01:06:08 Whoever gets a thousand points
01:06:11 I don't believe you.
01:06:13 A snack?
01:06:16 Just ask.
01:06:19 - Look who's here. What's his name?
01:06:22 Let me ask you something.
01:06:24 Did the guy who hands out
01:06:29 Darn it all!
01:06:32 He'll come back again though,
01:06:36 He's coming back.
01:06:45 - What did he say?
01:06:48 He's going to explain
01:06:54 - Do you speak German?
01:07:05 The game starts now. Whoever's here
01:07:12 The first one to get a thousand points
01:07:17 Lucky him!
01:07:27 Every day we'll announce who's in
01:07:30 The one with the least points
01:07:34 right here on his back.
01:07:42 We play the part
01:07:45 Whoever's scared loses points.
01:08:02 You'll lose your points
01:08:06 One, if you cry.
01:08:09 Two, if you want
01:08:12 Three, if you're hungry
01:08:15 Forget about it!
01:08:26 It's easy to lose points
01:08:28 Just yesterday
01:08:31 because I absolutely had
01:08:35 Apricot jam!
01:08:46 Don't ask for any lollipops.
01:08:49 We eat them all!
01:08:53 I ate 20 of them yesterday!
01:08:55 What a stomachache.
01:09:00 You bet.
01:09:10 Sorry if I'm going so fast,
01:09:13 I have to go now
01:09:25 Don't ask me anything.
01:09:29 Don't forget to tell me
01:09:31 A thousand points?
01:09:33 I told you we're going
01:09:36 These guys are crazy!
01:09:38 This has to weigh a hundred kilos!
01:09:42 Vittorino, I can't cope anymore!
01:09:45 - After only the first one?
01:09:48 We're here until tonight!
01:09:50 Bartolomeo, what happened?
01:09:53 To the hospital.
01:09:58 We're going to die here!
01:10:01 I can't take it anymore!
01:10:04 I'll tell them I can't do it.
01:10:07 They'll kill you!
01:10:12 - Where does this thing go?
01:10:14 Good Lord!
01:10:25 It's got to be
01:10:57 Pop!
01:11:14 Look here! See?
01:11:20 We're signed up.
01:11:22 When I got there to sign up...
01:11:25 the referee was there
01:11:28 ''No, you and your son
01:11:31 You didn't pay your dues.''
01:11:33 I almost fell over.
01:11:36 He said, ''You can go home.''
01:11:39 Joshua and I signed up.
01:11:42 Give me my number!''
01:11:47 I had them put it here, too,
01:11:51 See what a nice place...
01:11:54 your pop takes you to?
01:11:58 Did you play with
01:12:01 Yes, but they don't
01:12:04 They said it isn't true that
01:12:07 They don't know anything
01:12:10 Did you fall for that?
01:12:13 They want to beat you!
01:12:15 There's no tank?
01:12:19 How many points
01:12:22 Fifty.
01:12:24 Forty-eight. They took two points
01:12:27 I tripped while I was...
01:12:29 playing hopscotch.
01:12:33 We...
01:12:34 laughed like crazy today!
01:12:38 Boy, did I have fun!
01:12:40 I can't wait to start
01:12:43 Hopscotch, tug of war
01:12:47 Every game.
01:12:49 ''You guys are obsessed! Stop!
01:12:53 Listen.
01:12:55 - Did you eat something?
01:12:59 Good boy!
01:13:03 Forty-eight for me, 1 2 for you.
01:13:05 Sixty points.
01:13:06 This is what you get
01:13:10 A plain piece of bread,
01:13:13 Here, eat this.
01:13:18 - Is 60 points a lot?
01:13:22 It sure is!
01:13:27 Look who's here!
01:13:30 How'd it go?
01:13:32 Any worse than this--
01:13:39 We got more than him.
01:13:41 Don't tell him that.
01:13:54 I already told you:
01:13:56 Back inside!
01:13:59 The rest, downstairs!
01:14:02 Let's go, girls, quickly.
01:14:06 That one's new.
01:14:09 The lady at the door,
01:14:13 She's the worst of all!
01:14:15 At least she didn't send
01:14:18 They don't send old people and kids
01:14:21 One of these days
01:14:24 ''Children, shower time!''
01:14:26 The truth is, they make them
01:14:37 Downstairs!
01:14:42 How can I do this?
01:14:45 Vittorino!
01:14:48 Where'd they find
01:14:51 Pop!
01:14:55 Why are you here?
01:14:57 Go away!
01:14:59 Why aren't you with
01:15:01 They said...
01:15:03 all us kids have to take
01:15:08 - Go take a shower!
01:15:11 I'm not going to.
01:15:13 Go take a shower!
01:15:16 What are you doing here?
01:15:20 We're making... a tank.
01:15:25 We're building the tank.
01:15:28 We're running slow.
01:15:31 You can't stay here.
01:15:35 I don't want to!
01:15:38 You stubborn thing! I'll tell Mom!
01:15:42 Hide behind there.
01:15:45 Don't let anyone see you!
01:15:47 This sure is fun.
01:16:03 Everything!
01:16:04 Take everything off!.
01:16:07 You'll get it back
01:16:10 Forward!
01:16:14 Remember your number
01:16:20 Women and children
01:16:23 Are you hurt?
01:16:36 Thanks, Bartolomeo.
01:16:38 From now on, you have to
01:16:41 If they see us now it's over.
01:16:44 What do I have to do?
01:16:45 You have to stay.
01:16:48 You have to hide here all day.
01:16:50 Don't let anyone see you,
01:16:55 Remember.
01:16:56 Stay hidden!
01:16:58 This is the hardest part.
01:17:01 If we get this right, the tank is ours.
01:17:05 I'll take you with me.
01:17:08 Who's ever seen you before?
01:17:11 Got it?
01:17:18 Got ya!
01:17:21 Good boy!
01:18:39 Anybody here?
01:18:50 Come here!
01:18:52 Quick as lightning!
01:19:00 Good morning, Princess!
01:19:02 Last night,
01:19:06 We were going to the movies.
01:19:11 that I really like.
01:19:12 You're all I think about,
01:19:15 I always think about you.
01:19:18 Mommy.!
01:19:19 Pop wheels me in the wheelbarrow,
01:19:23 We laugh like crazy.!
01:19:25 We're in the lead.!
01:19:29 Run.! The mean guys
01:19:32 - Where?
01:19:48 Are they dry?
01:19:52 They're dry.
01:19:54 Catch.
01:19:56 Get dressed.
01:20:11 What happened to Vittorino,
01:20:15 They didn't make it.
01:21:10 ''If you say my name,
01:21:13 Silence.
01:21:48 Thank goodness. I was getting scared.
01:21:51 They're half crazy!
01:21:55 The man who does the check-ups,
01:21:58 He's a friend of mine.
01:22:01 He said they're having a dinner
01:22:05 He asked me if I wanted to
01:22:08 Maybe he wants to help me.
01:22:19 Have you seen Joshua?
01:22:21 What do you mean, no?
01:22:30 What are you doing?
01:22:32 - No.
01:22:37 No? Come on out!
01:22:39 Come out! Look here.
01:22:43 Where have you been?
01:22:46 I had to finish playing rummy.
01:22:49 They make buttons and soap
01:22:54 - What are you saying?
01:22:59 Who told you that?
01:23:02 A man was crying. He said they make
01:23:09 You fell for that?
01:23:11 Again?
01:23:14 I thought you were a sharp boy--
01:23:17 Buttons and soap out of people?
01:23:21 You believed that?
01:23:24 Just imagine. Tomorrow morning,
01:23:29 a good scrub.
01:23:30 Then I'll button up
01:23:33 Darn it all!
01:23:35 Look! I just lost Giorgio!
01:23:37 Does this look like a person?
01:23:40 Come on! They were teasing you!
01:23:43 What else did they tell you?
01:23:45 That we get cooked in the oven.
01:23:51 They burn us up in the oven.
01:23:57 You fell for that too!
01:24:00 I've heard of a wood oven...
01:24:02 but I've never seen
01:24:05 ''I'm made of wood!''
01:24:09 ''This lawyer doesn't burn.
01:24:12 Look at that smoke!''
01:24:15 Buttons, soap,
01:24:18 Let's be serious now.
01:24:20 I have a bag race
01:24:23 That's enough.
01:24:28 - Now?
01:24:31 It's raining now. You'll come down
01:24:34 I don't care.
01:24:37 All right.
01:24:41 I'll get our stuff
01:24:44 - We can leave?
01:24:47 What do you think they do,
01:24:49 That'll be the day.
01:24:51 Wouldn't that be great?
01:24:55 and get out of here.
01:24:57 What a shame. We were in the lead.
01:25:01 Some other kid
01:25:04 There aren't any other kids.
01:25:07 There aren't any more kids?
01:25:11 Where are they then?
01:25:12 They're all hiding.
01:25:15 - This is a serious game!
01:25:19 How many points do we have?
01:25:21 Almost 687.
01:25:24 I told you a thousand times.
01:25:26 Let's go, though.
01:25:28 - We're winning, but if you want--
01:25:31 We're first, I told you.
01:25:36 I saw the chart yesterday.
01:25:39 Bye, Bartolomeo.
01:25:41 We're fed up here.
01:25:45 The tank is done.
01:25:48 Clean the spark plugs off
01:25:51 Open the throttle...
01:25:53 otherwise the cannon will
01:25:57 And the gun. Did you see
01:26:01 Lift the emergency brake off
01:26:05 Joshua wants to quit.
01:26:07 We could have gone back with a tank
01:26:11 Joshua and I are leaving.
01:26:13 We're tired of this place.
01:26:15 Let's go or we'll miss the bus.
01:26:24 Let's go,Joshua.
01:26:28 It's raining. I'll come down
01:27:43 It's me, Pop!
01:27:45 I have to tell you
01:27:48 That little rascal's been
01:27:51 - Is there really a kid?
01:27:54 They're like mice.
01:27:56 Those creeps want our tank!
01:27:59 Wait.
01:28:02 I might have spotted him.
01:28:04 I think he's nearby.
01:28:07 Look. Go see if he's hiding in there.
01:28:11 I'll keep a watch out.
01:28:20 He's there, Pop!
01:28:21 - What'd he look like? Blond?
01:28:23 That's him then.
01:28:26 He's been in there
01:28:29 He was the runner up.
01:28:31 Sooner or later,
01:28:34 - How many are there?
01:28:37 They're all hidden.
01:28:48 - Look, Pop!
01:28:53 Got ya, got ya, got ya!
01:29:02 - Holy smokes! She saw us!
01:29:06 She's coming over for you.
01:29:08 Now it's time for
01:29:10 You're never to speak.
01:29:13 Swear it!
01:29:16 - Swear it!
01:29:21 They all talk strange.
01:29:24 If we get through this,
01:29:27 They're rounding up everyone in
01:29:30 Not a word, got it?
01:29:39 Why are you here
01:29:41 Quiet!
01:29:44 I swear.
01:30:42 I have to talk to you.
01:30:45 - Where? When?
01:31:01 Thank you.
01:31:49 I told you not to talk
01:32:19 Doctor, my wife is here too.
01:32:44 Slowly.
01:32:46 Eat slowly.
01:32:49 We're in the lead.
01:32:53 The game finishes early.
01:32:55 Don't make a mistake
01:32:58 Slowly.
01:33:22 So.
01:33:29 ''Fat, fat, ugly, ugly,
01:33:35 If you ask me what I am...
01:33:37 I answer, 'Cheep, cheep, cheep.'
01:33:46 Walking along I go,
01:33:49 Who am I?
01:33:56 A duckling, right?
01:34:01 Is it a duckling?
01:34:05 It's not!
01:34:08 A veterinarian friend of mine
01:34:12 I can't send him mine...
01:34:14 until I solve this one.
01:34:18 I thought...
01:34:20 duck-billed platypus...
01:34:23 but it doesn't go,
01:34:25 A duck-billed platypus goes--
01:34:33 I translated it into Italian
01:34:38 Well, what do you say?
01:34:43 Everything points
01:34:47 Help me.
01:34:53 For heaven's sake...
01:34:55 help me.
01:34:57 I can't even sleep.
01:35:16 It's the duckling!
01:37:44 Come here!
01:37:48 - I'm tired.
01:37:57 Where are we here?
01:37:59 I might have taken
01:38:02 Good boy, sleep.
01:38:05 Maybe it's only a dream!
01:38:07 We're dreaming,Joshua.
01:38:10 Tomorrow morning
01:38:12 and bring us two nice cups
01:38:17 First, we'll eat.
01:38:19 Then I'll make love to her
01:38:23 if I can.
01:39:13 Excuse me, Bartolomeo.
01:39:16 They've called those two officers
01:39:19 - Did you understand anything else?
01:39:24 The war is over.
01:39:27 Where are those trucks going?
01:39:29 The important thing is
01:39:32 They leave full
01:39:34 You know where they're going?
01:39:38 What about the women?
01:39:40 Let's get out of this dump
01:39:43 We don't even have
01:39:45 I've been hearing
01:39:48 - They want to get rid of everything.
01:39:51 See you in Viareggio.
01:39:55 So long, guys.
01:40:14 Come see.
01:40:16 Look how mad they are!
01:40:20 You see?
01:40:22 Just for you.
01:40:24 You're the last one!
01:40:26 They're even looking
01:40:30 The game is over tomorrow.
01:40:33 If they don't find you tonight,
01:40:36 How many points do we have?
01:40:38 We've got 940 points.
01:40:41 - A thousand!
01:40:44 They're looking
01:40:46 No mistakes tonight.
01:40:49 - Go hide in that box, quick!
01:40:52 Who?
01:40:54 The blond boy.
01:40:59 They got him yesterday.
01:41:01 It's the safest place to hide.
01:41:04 Let's go, quick as lightning.
01:41:10 Inside!
01:41:12 Take this blanket
01:41:15 I'll be back soon.
01:41:18 I'll put them on the wrong track.
01:41:51 Pop, you scared me to death!
01:41:54 Give me the blanket.
01:41:56 Give me your sweater then.
01:41:58 I'll throw it on a tree
01:42:02 They're looking all over for you!
01:42:05 Everybody's yelling,
01:42:07 They're even cursing.
01:42:11 No one will find you.
01:42:15 Listen...
01:42:17 if I'm really late coming back...
01:42:21 don't you move.
01:42:23 Don't come out.
01:42:26 until it's completely quiet...
01:42:29 and nobody is in sight,
01:42:32 Say it!
01:42:33 I won't come out
01:42:37 Good boy, stubborn.
01:43:08 Leave!
01:43:09 Go away, dog!
01:43:11 Go, dog!
01:43:14 Leave.
01:43:28 Good job, Ferruccio.
01:43:30 It works.
01:43:56 Is there anyone
01:44:38 Dora, are you here?
01:44:42 I know someone is hiding here.
01:44:54 Is there a Dora here?
01:44:58 Yes, there's a Dora here.
01:45:01 It's me, Dora!
01:45:05 It's not her!
01:45:07 Jump out of the truck
01:45:10 Get off!.Jump out!
01:50:30 It's true!
01:51:52 Mommy!
01:52:05 This is my story.
01:52:09 This is the sacrifice
01:52:14 This was his gift to me.
01:52:17 - We won!
01:52:21 A thousand points
01:52:26 We came in first!
01:52:29 We won!