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00:00:26 1.
00:00:37 Excuse me. Room 573 C, please?
00:00:56 When you mention A-level taxing
00:01:01 You've already lost me.
00:01:06 - and I don't want to live anymore.
00:01:10 That sounds... Not quite normal.
00:01:14 According to us, you've earned
00:01:21 The entire period.
00:01:25 What are we talking about:
00:01:28 It depends on how you
00:01:32 I can't recall... Once, I had
00:01:37 Where?
00:01:43 In the North-West area, I think.
00:01:48 It was early and I was there
00:01:50 For crying out loud, Daniel...
00:01:52 How do you explain a total lack
00:01:57 I dated a supermodel for
00:02:03 That piece of information won't
00:02:07 You have two weeks to get a job,
00:02:16 And start paying your debts.
00:02:18 Impossible, I can't have
00:02:21 Because they'll take away
00:02:25 Who are "they"?
00:02:27 The post service, the railways,
00:02:31 They're all just waiting in line.
00:02:37 Jan, come down for a sec.
00:02:50 Let's just get this straight...
00:02:54 No...
00:02:59 You've earned 7 dollars.
00:05:10 That's more like it.
00:05:13 The arrow said no left turns.
00:05:16 I took it the other way around
00:05:20 Here name is Josephine.
00:05:24 No, it's -PH, not -F.
00:05:28 Actually, it's Jose-PH-ine.
00:05:32 That's just her name.
00:05:38 You're sure about this:
00:05:41 You'll do a proper job,
00:05:46 None whatsoever.
00:06:48 Hi.
00:06:50 This car is illegally parked.
00:06:53 Be a good boy and move it
00:06:55 You have every right
00:06:58 Just move it and we won't bother.
00:07:00 It should teach us a lesson.
00:07:03 If you insist.
00:07:06 Great, thanks. Have a nice day.
00:07:21 You got one of these.
00:07:24 You were supposed
00:07:25 - to prevent shit like this
00:07:27 These were two civil psychopaths.
00:07:31 I swear!
00:07:33 2.
00:07:45 What can I get you?
00:07:48 One Wednesday's Donut...
00:07:51 One Monday's Donut, then.
00:07:55 That's the whole point, Daniel.
00:07:59 Because on that particular day,
00:08:03 They don't have Donuts
00:08:05 Yes, but it's a normal Donut.
00:08:08 And a chocolate milk
00:08:13 Also raspberry pie?
00:08:17 How about a fiber bun?
00:08:19 How about a fiber bun instead
00:08:21 What's wrong with a pie? Even
00:08:25 It just doesn't look impressive
00:08:28 - and I walk into the bakery
00:08:31 I didn't know you were planning
00:08:34 Go buy the fiber bun so you
00:08:35 - out of the bakery
00:08:38 Buy your pastry yourself!
00:08:40 Why do I have to pay for everything
00:08:43 Why are we even friends?
00:08:47 Don't slam the...
00:09:32 I love you.
00:09:39 What the...?
00:09:42 Where the fuck are you going?
00:09:56 Morning.
00:10:05 Can you spare me a few coins
00:10:14 I'll have two Donuts, then...
00:10:23 No, don't crawl away...
00:10:31 Are you stoned?
00:10:38 Do you have white bread?
00:10:43 - if it isn't to dry. And...
00:10:45 Don't tell me to shut up...
00:10:47 Maybe she just can't tolerate
00:10:50 You're pushing it, young man...!
00:10:59 You're going way too fast.
00:12:26 I can't go any slower.
00:12:29 Hi, Skuli.
00:12:30 Can I tempt you with a croissant?
00:12:35 What are you doing in my trailer?
00:12:40 You rent it out to me, don't you?
00:12:46 I like artists, Daniel.
00:12:50 I enjoy culture just
00:12:54 But I'm not the Arts Council.
00:12:56 You have to clean up your act
00:13:01 Shall we say Monday
00:13:07 That's settled, then.
00:13:26 3.
00:13:30 My condition isn't normal.
00:13:33 Not at home and not at work.
00:13:40 My wife has been very patient
00:13:50 I suggest a nocturnal monitoring.
00:13:55 A nocturnal monitoring is
00:13:59 You sleep at the clinic and we
00:14:07 Everything from snoring
00:14:12 Other sleep related events.
00:14:15 Precisely. That way we can see
00:14:19 Excellent, I suggest that you go
00:14:22 Grandpa?
00:14:33 Put this little hat on,
00:14:42 Hold your head still.
00:14:52 Hi, Tejs.
00:14:55 How are you doing?
00:15:05 I'm fine too, since you asked.
00:15:09 I thought you asked how I was doing.
00:15:12 I apologize.
00:15:14 It won't happen again, I promise.
00:15:24 You look kind of cheerful...
00:15:28 Everything is going my way.
00:15:33 Are you a referee now?
00:15:35 Yes, in theory. I've just passed
00:15:39 Received the official folder
00:15:42 Wow, cool.
00:15:44 Now I only have to pass
00:15:49 My theory-teacher worships me.
00:15:52 He says that I've got all
00:15:54 And what's that?
00:15:59 The ability to tell right from wrong,
00:16:01 Now all I need is authority...
00:16:04 The ability to deal with intense
00:16:11 What about physical condition?
00:16:15 But as my teacher says:
00:16:18 "Good physical condition
00:16:20 I would just like to introduce
00:16:27 They come all the way from Norway.
00:16:31 They're participating in our
00:16:34 You are in good hands
00:16:38 They will make sure that all
00:16:42 You will be accommodated soon
00:16:47 - that everything goes according
00:16:53 Grandpa?
00:16:56 His real name is...
00:17:01 What is your real name?
00:17:05 Out here and to the right.
00:17:11 Come on, Daniel.
00:17:17 You're offside!
00:17:21 The linesman had his flag up
00:17:27 Free kick!
00:17:34 I thought that I was offside?
00:17:43 Take it over here.
00:17:47 Why can't we just play football...
00:17:49 It's football. Fun. Fairplay.
00:17:53 Shut up.
00:17:57 What now... Free kick?
00:18:00 You must pass the ball.
00:18:03 He's standing over there.
00:18:09 No, it's a direct free kick.
00:18:22 A double red card to you
00:18:25 Where are you going?
00:18:27 It's not allowed to leave the field
00:18:32 Just a little pause.
00:18:34 I can't both play the match
00:18:37 Blow the final whistle, then.
00:18:49 4.
00:18:53 Is something wrong?
00:18:56 Come on, you can tell Grandpa.
00:19:04 Do you remember
00:19:06 Do I remember her?
00:19:11 Daniel, she's mine!
00:19:15 Did you touch the Bakery Girl?
00:19:19 Unbelievable! You've scored her!
00:19:22 I was there first.
00:19:24 I planted the seeds, then you
00:19:27 You ran away.
00:19:29 Are you criticizing my tactics?
00:19:33 I still deserve the same respect
00:19:37 She told me that she loved me.
00:19:39 She did? Well, she was on drugs.
00:19:45 She was on drugs?
00:19:50 This is too humiliating...
00:19:53 She got ill, I drove her home.
00:19:57 You promise?
00:20:01 Ok, I believe you. By the way,
00:20:06 I hope we're speaking
00:20:13 Can I help you?
00:20:48 Excuse me, how do you run
00:20:54 Run the shifts?
00:20:59 How do you divide the shifts,
00:21:02 What are you talking about?
00:21:09 Keep the flowers.
00:21:37 Hi.
00:21:40 Oh, God. Hi.
00:21:49 I don't think we've met before.
00:21:52 Are you sure about that?
00:21:58 Well, how can I help you?
00:22:01 Isn't there supposed to
00:22:04 Am I too old for you?
00:22:09 I just thought that an even
00:22:14 You mean Franc?
00:22:19 It must be Franc.
00:22:23 Do you want to wait inside?
00:22:27 Why, are you afraid of me?
00:22:38 Would you like a soda?
00:22:45 It has alcohol in it... Rum.
00:22:49 Oh my.
00:22:55 Hi, there.
00:22:59 Mom, could you please...
00:23:02 Disappear.
00:23:11 Come.
00:23:14 Sorry about mom, she's a bit...
00:23:18 Thanks for the help the other day.
00:23:22 Usually, I'm not on mushrooms
00:23:25 It was just a little accident.
00:23:30 I forgot something upstairs.
00:23:37 I thought we would never see
00:23:41 You left just like that.
00:23:50 ...what I...
00:23:54 You forgot this in my car,
00:23:59 Thanks.
00:24:03 What's your name again?
00:24:09 My name is Franc.
00:24:15 My real name is Francesca
00:24:25 This is me...
00:24:28 Mass produced.
00:24:34 Mom, would you please...?
00:24:51 It looks smaller than you.
00:24:54 You look bigger in real life.
00:24:59 My breasts are one size bigger.
00:25:02 I didn't mean it like that...
00:25:44 5.
00:25:51 Do you want to buy something?
00:25:54 It's cheap.
00:25:58 This is my stuff. What's going on?
00:26:03 It's my stuff. Where did you get it?
00:26:06 And who's your Dad?
00:26:08 Is Skuli Malmquist your Dad?
00:26:13 Look, close down the store
00:26:16 Our prices are like cherry
00:26:19 What?
00:26:21 Our prices are like cherry
00:26:27 How much?
00:26:28 Five Dollars?
00:26:30 No, wait a sec. There has been
00:26:34 What the hell is wrong with you?
00:26:41 Listen, you can't sell my stuff.
00:26:45 And your own daughter...
00:26:48 You think that someone else solves
00:26:52 I'm trying to get the money,
00:26:53 You can't just sell my stuff.
00:26:58 Listen, Skuli. Give me one week
00:27:02 All your miserable 70 dollars.
00:27:06 Goodbye, I've always hated your
00:27:11 It's no risk for you, I promise.
00:27:16 Do you want me to sleep
00:27:19 Is that what you want?
00:27:23 Can't you go back to your Dad?
00:27:26 What have I done to deserve
00:27:30 Daniel, you have a car.
00:27:34 No, drive it to your Dad's.
00:27:38 Wait two seconds.
00:27:47 Here you go. All set.
00:27:53 Why can't I just sleep here?
00:28:02 Hi, Dad.
00:28:06 Your mail.
00:28:14 Just voice mail...
00:28:19 Dyslexic?
00:28:37 Who are you?
00:28:40 Allan is my old homeboy.
00:28:43 Your relationship with authorities
00:28:48 What's gonna happen?
00:28:51 No, no.
00:28:54 So, what's it gonna be, boy?
00:29:00 That is a perfectly unacceptable
00:29:07 I might contact a model agency
00:29:11 A photo model?
00:29:13 Tell me, Daniel.
00:29:16 Earn a living from your looks?
00:29:20 If you become a model,
00:29:24 - and 50% goes to your mother.
00:29:28 What do you mean?
00:29:30 Where did you get
00:29:37 From Mommy and Daddy.
00:29:40 I you want to earn a living from
00:29:44 What are you saying?
00:29:47 Allow me?
00:29:49 It's simple. Let's say, Daniel,
00:29:54 If you want to profit from the fact
00:29:58 - you can't escape the fact
00:30:01 It's blue and yellow.
00:30:06 So even though you are your
00:30:10 - without these two other colors,
00:30:13 Which means that you get 33.3%
00:30:16 - and yellow gets 33.3%.
00:30:28 Listen, could I crash at your place
00:30:32 It's a little tight, Daniel.
00:30:35 But you have plenty of space.
00:30:38 I'm renting it out to Allan.
00:30:43 Can I crash on the sofa?
00:30:47 It's not a good idea.
00:30:50 Listen, we've got a real good vibe
00:30:53 Let's not spoil it.
00:31:01 The kid is nothing but trouble.
00:31:21 This is unbelievable!
00:31:25 This is a radical new style,
00:31:30 Do you give a shit about football?
00:31:35 We're watching a match
00:31:37 - and all you care about
00:31:40 Everybody can play football.
00:32:02 Some of the Norwegians
00:32:05 I don't know what to do.
00:32:08 You wouldn't happen to know
00:32:11 No, unfortunately.
00:32:15 If I'd known somebody,
00:32:21 But that's not the case here.
00:32:23 - I'd definitely put in a request.
00:32:27 But then again, what are the chances?
00:32:35 We need someone to sleep here
00:32:40 I could manage that.
00:32:43 Really? You have to show up
00:32:49 I'm not too busy at the moment.
00:32:53 We hook you up with wires
00:32:56 What's the salary?
00:32:58 What are we talking about?
00:33:01 Less than 15 dollars an hour, taxes
00:33:07 30 dollars and we have a deal.
00:33:11 And one more thing:
00:33:15 Sorry, the name of the game.
00:33:18 It's a deal.
00:33:26 It's disgusting to see how
00:33:29 You don't lift a finger and SNAP!
00:33:33 - with solutions to all your
00:33:39 6.
00:33:50 How about getting ourselves
00:33:53 I have other priorities.
00:33:55 Spare me that love-bullshit.
00:33:59 It's highly recommended.
00:34:02 Well, we seem to disagree on
00:34:06 I have slept with a woman.
00:34:09 That depends on how you define
00:34:12 Here's the concept: Cock in cunt,
00:34:15 I have no desire to discuss
00:34:18 Fine, just don't overrate
00:34:27 Patience, Tejs. That's the key.
00:34:33 I don't have a girlfriend
00:34:36 If I fall in love with a girl,
00:34:39 Is she the mother of my children?
00:34:42 Is this the ultimate combination
00:34:47 Is she going to be a nice old lady
00:34:54 So, before I can take the first step,
00:34:59 Is the mother beautiful?
00:35:01 Not like that, Tejs!
00:35:09 By studying the mother
00:35:12 - what the daughter will look like
00:35:17 You can get it for 70 dollars.
00:35:20 It's a real privilege talking
00:35:55 Oh, my...
00:36:02 I'm sorry about that.
00:36:05 I didn't see you coming...
00:36:08 I don't know.
00:36:13 Remember? The mushrooms...
00:36:20 Well, I have to go home
00:36:26 She can't cook.
00:36:29 Are you hungry?
00:36:30 Care to join us?
00:36:53 It is quite an impressive uniform
00:36:57 It's the official referee uniform.
00:37:02 I've always had a weak spot
00:37:05 I like that in a man.
00:37:07 Confidence mixed with
00:37:13 Stop acting like a teenager,
00:37:20 Aren't we, Grandpa?
00:37:29 My mom is a bit...
00:37:32 Well, it's not often that she has
00:37:35 She becomes a bit crazy...
00:37:41 Are you saying that I'm crazy?
00:37:46 To whom?
00:37:51 Anyone up for a soda?
00:37:54 Come on, a little soda
00:37:59 Excuse me, where's the bathroom?
00:38:39 Where is Franc?
00:38:58 Thanks for a lovely dinner.
00:39:02 Shall we boil some water?
00:39:08 A good idea.
00:39:28 Tell her, very carefully,
00:39:34 Tell her to go on living her life
00:39:38 And if she asks if something
00:39:41 Tell her that the one she was
00:39:44 Tell her that he needed more time.
00:39:51 If she starts to cry, then...
00:39:55 Give her a cup of hot chocolate
00:39:58 Alright.
00:40:17 Here you go, a cup of hot
00:40:21 Unfortunately, he couldn't make it.
00:40:25 I asked you nicely, didn't I?
00:40:37 He told me you couldn't make it.
00:40:46 Is something wrong?
00:40:50 What is it?
00:40:56 How do you feel?
00:41:00 I feel like I'm inside a bubble.
00:41:07 No, because my stomach hurts too.
00:41:13 What the hell could it be...
00:41:21 Maybe it's the oldest
00:41:24 Tuberculosis?
00:41:27 The most wonderful disease.
00:42:01 Is it gone?
00:42:34 7.
00:42:49 I better check on Grandpa.
00:43:12 What?
00:43:16 What the hell is going on?
00:43:18 Look, my physical exam is coming up.
00:43:24 How long have you
00:43:26 You're late, Daniel.
00:43:30 Just because we're friends
00:43:32 Go to your room, then.
00:43:34 Why?
00:43:36 To help you with the wires.
00:43:39 I've figured it out.
00:43:41 Yeah, a hundred percent. Good night.
00:44:29 Red card! Get out! You're fired!
00:44:32 I don't care. Just leave,
00:44:37 Why are you freaking out?
00:44:41 I was there first! Get out!
00:44:44 It breaks my heart
00:44:47 We'll never be friends again.
00:45:34 Maybe I should wait in the car
00:45:39 Relax, she'll be delighted
00:45:44 It's just that... I'm no good
00:45:47 Take it easy. She's real sweet.
00:45:50 I don't know what to talk about.
00:45:52 I know nothing about
00:45:54 Relax, Daniel. She lives as much
00:46:16 Grandma?
00:46:21 She's not home. Let's beat it.
00:46:32 Hi, Grandma.
00:46:40 What are you doing?
00:46:42 Oh, that a sick old tree
00:46:49 This is my friend, Daniel.
00:46:54 I congradulate.
00:46:57 So, what do you do?
00:47:01 I bet you're in the middle
00:47:06 No, not really.
00:47:11 I see...
00:47:14 Exciting, very exciting.
00:47:20 I can't find any coffee.
00:47:23 No, you are my guest of honor.
00:47:27 Thank you, thank you. You know
00:47:42 Nice weather today!
00:48:48 What happened?
00:48:50 Listen, it wasn't my fault.
00:48:53 I don't know what the hell
00:00:45 Give me a hand.
00:00:47 Yeah, go take that thing.
00:00:51 I'll be back. I can only
00:00:59 Grandpa...?
00:01:07 Where can I put it?
00:01:10 On the table, right.
00:01:22 I don't know where to put it.
00:01:33 Well...
00:01:38 It was at your place.
00:01:41 No. Shit, man. My mother
00:01:46 Tom Jones...
00:01:49 Get out of here!
00:01:51 I've always dreamt of
00:02:04 It's sunset in the summer
00:02:08 Children run through the grass...
00:02:12 Grandpa's playing the mandolin
00:02:25 Do you want it over here?
00:02:28 She lives up there.
00:02:33 All I need is the money, then.
00:02:37 Oh, no. Money first.
00:02:40 What if I don't like it?
00:02:42 That's the risk you run,
00:02:45 But I've seen no drawings,
00:02:47 I've had no complaints so far.
00:02:50 Shit, I'll take it.
00:02:53 This is what we agreed on.
00:03:02 Are you gonna hang around?
00:03:05 A couple of hours.
00:03:11 I won't go far.
00:03:36 Take the mask off.
00:03:57 Please have a seat.
00:04:09 The prosecutor may proceed.
00:04:12 The Accused, Daniel Clausen,
00:04:18 Is accused of having contravened
00:04:24 The prosecutor demands
00:04:27 The proprietor claims compensation
00:05:03 Please have a seat.
00:05:08 I now deliver a judgment
00:05:11 The Accused Daniel Clausen shall
00:05:17 The imprisonment shall
00:05:20 - if the Accused will keep
00:05:22 1) The Accused may not commit
00:05:26 2) The Accused shall in the
00:05:32 - of prescribed social services.
00:05:35 Thank you.
00:06:10 Bye, Dad.
00:06:13 I agree with the judge.
00:06:15 He could have given you
00:06:17 But instead, he chose to warn
00:06:20 I'm not sure I would have
00:06:23 You're kidding me...
00:06:28 You just crossed a red light!
00:06:31 It's not even 15 minutes since
00:06:33 - and you're already on the
00:08:12 Hi, Dad.
00:08:14 Hi, Princess.
00:08:17 Yeah, but some of my friends
00:08:21 That's strange.
00:08:23 Can you do magic tricks?
00:08:28 But it's my birthday!
00:08:33 Have you ever seen a man
00:08:35 No...
00:08:38 Sometimes I can do it,
00:08:41 I can only do it
00:08:44 It helps if you are nice and quiet...
00:09:16 What's this?
00:09:22 It's alcohol.
00:09:25 I'll just take it back to
00:09:29 Straight away.
00:10:26 9.
00:10:33 Roger... Allan.
00:10:37 Today is your big day. Are you ready?
00:10:41 We heard that your
00:10:43 Couldn't have gone better.
00:10:47 These are your linesmen.
00:10:51 And Michael.
00:10:54 Any inspiring comments
00:10:58 Yes, please. Let me just emphasize
00:11:02 - according to DBU's
00:11:06 - to discharge and expel you
00:11:11 - or any unusual involvement
00:11:15 This is my right
00:11:18 I would also like to point out -
00:11:21 - that from now on the penalty box
00:11:25 I have total control so you just mind
00:11:27 You guys just concentrate
00:11:33 Yes.
00:11:34 Last but not least...
00:11:36 Football is a team effort
00:11:39 - is a one man's effort.
00:11:42 So don't make me look like
00:11:44 That's settled, then.
00:11:49 Well, it is not a real game.
00:11:54 I just want you to know that I prefer
00:11:58 But in this case, I'll have to create
00:12:03 I'm sure...
00:12:06 That should spice things up
00:12:10 Those aren't cheerleaders.
00:12:14 Oh, no. There has been
00:12:17 Nobody informed me that
00:12:34 Can't you flip a coin?
00:12:37 Can't you flip a coin?
00:12:39 That kind of attitude doesn't belong
00:12:42 Yellow card!
00:12:45 One more word and you go
00:12:48 Calm down.
00:12:53 Hello, a yellow card to number 5.
00:13:00 So we'll just remember it, right?
00:13:02 Kick off! Fairplay.
00:13:11 Can I squeeze in?
00:13:17 Come on, for crying out loud!
00:13:25 Guess what this is?
00:13:28 I'm cracking an egg, right...
00:13:39 Penalty!
00:13:42 Come here, you. Come here!
00:13:49 Red card! You're going
00:13:54 Hold it! Did she fake it?
00:13:57 Ok, I withdraw the red card.
00:14:02 A penalty! A penalty!
00:14:21 Hi.
00:14:27 What happened?
00:14:34 Is it burnt?
00:14:37 No, I'm pregnant.
00:14:44 I've taken six tests
00:14:51 You mean, negative.
00:14:56 Sorry, my dyslexia...
00:15:04 So you decided to celebrate
00:15:08 I was so nervous.
00:15:11 But... when did this happen?
00:15:14 Wait, let me check my calendar.
00:15:18 Since when do you have a calender?
00:15:21 A lot of people have a calendar.
00:15:22 It's normal to have one.
00:15:24 Damn it, Daniel. Now there are
00:15:27 These aren't holes. The holes
00:15:30 This is what's inside the holes.
00:15:32 You make me hysterical if
00:15:40 I can't be a father of anything.
00:15:47 I don't even know
00:16:01 Don't...
00:16:04 Stop it, Daniel. Get out.
00:16:16 Get out!
00:16:27 Are you out of your mind?
00:16:30 You can't be a father.
00:16:34 Humanity is a disease; a cancer
00:16:39 You can't contribute to it.
00:16:44 Take a look at kids.
00:16:46 - with liver damage and diabetes.
00:16:50 They're forming a new species!
00:16:55 I'm out of here.
00:16:58 You've heard my opinion.
00:17:03 10.
00:17:26 See you later.
00:17:31 Where to?
00:17:34 Why?
00:17:36 Is it a court case?
00:17:41 It's just a couple of days.
00:17:44 Bye, Dad.
00:17:49 Don't forget to take pictures.
00:18:26 Passengers on a flight
00:18:30 Due to a failure in
00:18:32 - we have overbooked our flight.
00:18:34 If anyone wishes to stay in
00:18:37 - and depart tomorrow,
00:18:39 - pay for luxury accomodation
00:18:46 Excuse me, would you like to stay
00:18:50 No, thanks.
00:19:54 Due to a failure in
00:20:06 I'll take your offer.
00:20:08 Hello. It's Jason Otteby.
00:20:12 How are you?
00:20:16 Yes...
00:20:18 I'm afraid I have some bad news.
00:20:21 I won't be able to make it today.
00:20:24 I'm ill.
00:20:26 Definitely. I will be
00:20:30 I will.
00:20:36 Excuse me. I'm not going to
00:20:39 Would you like to stop here?
00:20:44 Radisson Hotel.
00:20:54 Yes?
00:20:59 Good evening.
00:21:02 A present for Jason Otteby.
00:21:07 From whom?
00:21:20 Enjoy your evening.
00:21:22 Thank you very much.
00:21:26 Not only the beautiful tonality, a
00:21:33 - but also a dreamlike feeling.
00:21:37 In fact, this piece of music
00:21:42 Would you allow me
00:22:04 Don't tie these two
00:22:07 They are two different elements
00:22:17 It's a kind of question...
00:22:26 And here, again here...
00:22:29 Gently...
00:22:32 You ask the future...
00:22:54 Did you know -
00:22:55 - that an average man breaks 3-4
00:22:59 No.
00:23:04 Tejs...
00:23:07 Let's go downtown...
00:23:09 And break all 10 commandments,
00:23:13 I'm not sure that I can remember
00:23:16 Thou shalt sponsor
00:23:18 Thou shalt sponsor
00:23:21 It's thou shalt honor
00:23:25 Whatever. "Thou shalt not commit
00:23:28 It's not in the Bible.
00:23:32 No, it's: "Thou shalt not be tempted
00:23:36 You're joking? "Do not be tempted
00:23:40 That's almost too easy.
00:23:42 Then there is the one about killing.
00:23:46 Let's start with the whores.
00:23:48 Didn't we agree that they were not
00:23:51 Don't be so orthodox.
00:23:53 I won't touch a whore unless it breaks
00:23:56 I'm sure it breaks
00:23:59 I'm counting to ten.
00:24:03 Five... What comes after five?
00:24:08 I won't say sex... I mean six.
00:24:10 No!
00:24:18 Franc, what's going on?
00:24:24 I got it from Tom Jones!
00:24:29 It's just that something
00:24:32 There better be
00:24:34 I'm pregnant.
00:24:40 It's not so bad.
00:24:45 They put you to sleep, you watch
00:24:49 And it's over before you know it.
00:24:52 Why does it have to be like that?
00:24:56 Maybe I want to keep the baby.
00:25:00 You can't do that to me.
00:25:06 You're not ready?
00:25:11 I'm not ready to become
00:26:31 What are you doing here?
00:26:33 Easy, baby. And for the record,
00:26:38 But how... How did this happen?
00:26:42 You don't remember much, do you?
00:26:46 I hope I didn't kill anyone...
00:26:51 Where are my clothes?
00:26:54 I want them right now!
00:26:58 Come to Grandma.
00:27:06 Relax.
00:27:09 11.
00:27:13 Daniel, I've been trying
00:27:17 Franc, I really
00:27:22 Why? Where are you?
00:27:29 Hello?
00:27:32 I'm in...
00:27:36 Costa del Sol. Spain.
00:27:38 How can you be in Spain?
00:27:42 I'm in a pay phone.
00:27:48 I guess I panicked.
00:27:57 It's a two week's package deal.
00:28:00 Just enjoy your vacation. Bye.
00:28:04 Hold on, hold on. Franc?
00:28:10 Franc... Hello?
00:28:16 This isn't working, Daniel.
00:28:24 It is growing inside of me.
00:28:30 I think we've got
00:28:34 Yeah, this doesn't work.
00:28:43 Hello?
00:30:10 We're heading to Tabernas,
00:30:14 An old Arabic fortress
00:30:18 Today, Tabernas is known
00:30:21 - and an excellent desert.
00:30:24 How can a desert be excellent?
00:30:32 Stones are an interesting
00:30:38 Always on the move.
00:30:40 Always interesting.
00:30:43 Cliffs, rocks, heaps of stone.
00:30:49 Just to make it clear...
00:30:53 A stone can be as small
00:31:03 Sorry, it's the other way around.
00:31:07 Anything bigger than 2=mm
00:31:11 Anything smaller
00:31:14 At the end of the Ice Age...
00:31:19 Please stop the bus.
00:31:22 No, I just want to go off.
00:31:26 Sorry, I can't do that.
00:31:29 Just let me out of here.
00:31:32 But... I can't do that.
00:31:37 Stop this bus and let me out.
00:31:58 I'm working hard, it's been
00:32:10 Brussels?
00:32:14 It's kind of boring, really.
00:34:30 12.
00:34:43 Daniel!
00:35:00 Welcome home.
00:35:02 Hi, Dad.
00:35:04 Hi, sweetheart.
00:35:37 The time is set.
00:35:41 The time?
00:35:44 For the abortion.
00:35:47 When is it?
00:36:19 What are you doing, love?
00:36:22 I'll be with you soon.
00:36:25 Are you playing yatzy all by yourself?
00:36:28 You become totally hooked.
00:36:34 You almost feel like you can
00:40:14 Franc?
00:40:18 It's almost seven o'clock.
00:40:22 I was dreaming of giraffes.
00:40:27 We should get going.
00:40:32 We're going to the hospital.
00:40:37 What should I wear?
00:40:52 I'm sorry.
00:41:19 We don't have time for this.