Vratn lahve Empties

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00:02:00 Travnicek, do you know what
00:02:03 Whether or not you're going to
00:02:10 Thanks.
00:02:15 And... I can't understand why
00:02:22 You're not our teacher
00:02:28 I see, So that's it.
00:02:30 So how did you sleep last night?
00:02:33 Pills.
00:02:35 Same here. And I was sure
00:02:38 Must be that earthquake in Japan.
00:02:44 So I'm a seismograph,
00:02:48 Me too.
00:02:52 I see every detail of your body,
00:02:57 That school skiing trip was such
00:03:01 My knees - skiing hurts me now,
00:03:05 You'll kill yourself!
00:03:07 An earthquake?
00:03:12 I've some new pills - not
00:03:21 The poet Vrchlicky's real name
00:03:25 The nom de plum was suggested to
00:03:30 The doctor after whom the
00:03:34 I went there, For my appendix.
00:03:41 Sit down!
00:03:42 End to end Vrchlicky's
00:03:48 From these we'll learn
00:03:53 which he wrote as an old man
00:03:58 knowing what was most
00:04:05 "For a little love I would go
00:04:11 "...I would go bare-headed,
00:04:16 He'll have to wash his feet then.
00:04:19 Why do you laugh at his jokes? He'll
00:04:24 "For a little love I would go
00:04:27 We already wrote that down,
00:04:32 I'll put "See line one".
00:04:36 "For a little love I would go
00:04:40 "Like he who sings at
00:04:44 What do we call such a man?
00:04:49 I read that there's a beggar who
00:04:53 He has a house and a car,
00:04:55 Why don't you put your hand up
00:04:58 They don't do that in America,
00:05:03 Aha...
00:05:05 If he was so famous, they'd
00:05:10 How barefoot, he caught a cold and
00:05:14 Silence! Silence!
00:05:17 And you keep your mouth shut.
00:05:22 Not one word,
00:05:24 It's a free world, isn't it?
00:05:28 People like you...
00:05:32 There!
00:05:36 Now you can make a complaint,
00:05:47 Again?
00:05:52 Get rid of it.
00:05:55 Horackova, take it to the bin!
00:05:58 We've a different bin here.
00:06:00 I'll talk to the old girl
00:06:05 Do you know what they call you?
00:06:08 That sponge... its the third time
00:06:14 And you didn't know his father
00:06:19 What do I tell him?
00:06:22 That we're grateful for the
00:06:26 but couldn't resist squeezing a
00:06:31 They sure stink.
00:06:34 It's better than caning him,
00:06:39 As far as we're concerned it is,
00:06:44 Fuck me, we can be glad that he
00:06:48 Robert, don't use that
00:06:51 I didn't swear, did I?
00:06:54 I'm sorry,
00:06:58 I just don't get why you do it,
00:07:03 I don't know myself.
00:07:05 I see him as a fire that
00:07:10 A written apology to the
00:07:14 You can handle that, can't you?
00:07:18 No. I won't apologise.
00:07:22 I'll sort it out another way,
00:07:26 That's what you promised last time,
00:07:32 I won't teach anymore,
00:07:37 I'm not happy here anymore,
00:08:10 Don't put it so close to the
00:08:14 Okay.
00:08:22 Afterwards you can finally oil those
00:08:27 Don't pull out the plug like that,
00:08:30 It's not good for it.
00:08:34 Stop unplugging it all the time.
00:08:38 For fuck's sake,
00:08:45 Ready!
00:08:52 OK up here,
00:08:56 Wrong,
00:08:58 What do you mean?
00:09:01 It was, then you
00:09:04 I'm supposed to leave
00:09:09 What about those friends of yours?
00:09:12 My friends are either
00:09:17 OK up here,
00:09:19 A little towards the window,
00:09:22 You sure?
00:09:24 Doesn't work.
00:09:27 Have you ever had
00:09:34 Just like your father. Used to shout
00:09:40 You hated him for it but
00:09:45 Another go.
00:09:49 I don't need to calm down, I am...
00:09:52 ...calm.
00:09:55 There you go!
00:10:11 Hi!
00:10:14 Join us!
00:10:17 Stretch your legs a bit.
00:10:20 No thanks, - What did he say?
00:10:25 PUBLIC LIBRARY
00:10:31 I wondered... I specialize in
00:10:35 You don't happen to need...
00:10:38 We don't buy books, Sir,
00:10:41 No we whiten teeth here,
00:10:48 Tell me... how much time
00:10:52 Number five gets Jungmannova to
00:10:55 Not keeping you, am I?
00:10:59 Dead right you are!
00:11:06 You know I wouldn't leave if
00:11:09 When will you be back?
00:11:11 As soon as I sort out the house,
00:11:15 Do you love me? - What's that?
00:11:20 They say you"re seeing her,
00:11:25 Which bank did you put it in?
00:11:30 It's strawberry, Your favourite!
00:11:35 Take a roll too,
00:11:39 Tkaloun here.
00:11:42 Hello!
00:11:43 What did you say?
00:11:46 The phone rang and
00:11:49 And who was it?
00:11:51 Nobody,
00:11:54 You going to answer it?
00:11:57 No.
00:12:01 How can an educated woman
00:12:06 You ever ironed anything?
00:12:12 Do you love me?
00:12:14 I love you as...
00:12:19 Isn't it romantic?
00:12:32 VACANCIES
00:12:51 I have a decent bicycle,
00:12:56 Over your radio,
00:13:00 You'll have to pick the ones that
00:13:05 So you can go from
00:13:09 Idiot! Bloody old idiot!
00:13:11 At sixty-five you're going to
00:13:17 Dodging cars! That's for young
00:13:19 There's a 70-year-old ace cyclist,
00:13:23 Really, him I'd like to see!
00:13:26 Yes.
00:13:30 A courier is a human connection...
00:13:35 ...between people.
00:13:37 Until a tram runs him over,
00:13:45 You have a moustache.
00:13:48 Your tic will come back, you'll see,
00:13:54 You need a knowledge of Prague
00:13:59 Quick decisions!
00:14:03 Time you dyed your hair again.
00:14:12 You don't want to be
00:14:18 You're scared of being couped up
00:14:25 I've my Aunt"s flat feet
00:14:28 My Uncle"s imagination
00:14:31 Wandered the world for a long time
00:14:34 Still don't what it's about.
00:14:37 I used to dream about the Nile
00:14:44 I believed a lot of nonsense
00:14:50 I'm still confused
00:14:54 Even at my age, at my age
00:15:01 I've read so many books,
00:15:05 ...so many
00:15:07 I'm in the last lap
00:15:13 Maybe with you, maybe with you
00:15:22 Here already? That was quick!
00:15:24 Madam, I'm an express courier,
00:15:29 Beautiful handwriting. I'd give you
00:15:34 And how did you get into this?
00:15:37 Not a question of age, young lady.
00:15:40 Knowledge of Prague and quick
00:15:45 Maybe with you, dear ladies
00:15:51 Okay guys, who wants what?
00:15:56 No.5, No.2, let me have it.
00:16:00 I'll take Polska and Vrsovice.
00:16:07 You still working?
00:16:09 This is courier No.31,
00:16:13 I'm at Smichov. Don't you have
00:16:17 He's not working,
00:16:22 They've numbers in races.
00:16:30 Guys, who's going to take this one?
00:16:32 Thirty-one here.
00:16:37 Who's this idiot No.31?
00:16:40 He keeps on bellowing that
00:16:44 Miss, could you please talk slower?
00:16:48 Number 31 can't follow!
00:16:53 This is crazy,
00:17:28 You ace,
00:18:05 I missed you,
00:18:09 We're not stopping for a while.
00:18:26 You know what's so
00:18:30 Tell me,
00:18:32 Hidden within that drab uniform
00:18:37 is such a magnificent butterfly!
00:18:45 Take a pill,
00:18:48 You're groaning and
00:18:55 It's some new kind of pill,
00:19:02 ...the deputy headmaster,
00:19:13 Why're you rushing?
00:19:17 How are you?
00:19:20 Still some polite people around!
00:19:24 A pupil of yours or mine?
00:19:26 No. He was talking on his mobile,
00:19:31 Return the empties and wait
00:19:41 Hello! Anybody there?
00:19:45 I see that you have a vacancy.
00:19:48 I have to operate the compactor,
00:19:52 Surprised, aren't you?
00:19:58 A supermarket without a compactor
00:20:02 It would be totally
00:20:26 What was that about? - What?
00:20:29 The manager thought
00:20:34 He came to ask you that?
00:20:37 Yes.
00:20:43 I knew he was no family man,
00:20:48 Even though he's a doctor...
00:20:55 His own sister? Libuska?
00:20:57 Of course not, The ward sister.
00:21:01 I did it on purpose.
00:21:05 It takes a little time for
00:21:09 Where did he go?
00:21:11 To her of course!
00:21:15 I feel as my life is over.
00:21:21 Take it easy. You're not the first
00:21:25 They're all keen to run away.
00:21:31 Do you need to pee?
00:21:33 Yes.
00:21:35 Let's go then.
00:21:41 Fire away!
00:21:44 Wow, that's quite a stream!
00:21:48 Don't you have a stream like that?
00:21:53 Did you forget how to do it?
00:22:05 Hey we're in luck! It's not often
00:22:11 But grandpa can't take you
00:22:15 He prefers to lug crates at the
00:22:20 Are you crazy Dad?
00:22:24 A mad "flip". That courier job was
00:22:29 Helena, I'm the "greeting type",
00:22:33 Listen to him, He's even thought up
00:22:37 The "greeting type" is a man who
00:22:41 At work he looks forward to going
00:22:45 "Hi! I'm home,"
00:22:47 But in order to have a greeting,
00:22:51 Put simply, He kept teaching to
00:22:57 I used to teach with her,
00:23:03 And another slut will turn up with
00:23:09 she'll tell him how good he looks,
00:23:14 That's all there is to his theory.
00:23:18 Time for magic,
00:23:21 Abracadabra!
00:23:24 Applause, please!
00:23:31 Oh dear,
00:23:33 Who will explain to me how it works?
00:23:38 Who?
00:23:41 Watch him,
00:23:45 Shorty, you here?
00:23:49 Sure but I'm up to my ears!
00:23:52 My name is Tkaloun, I'm supposed
00:24:01 Which ones do we take?
00:24:15 Could I have a go, Mr Chatter?
00:24:27 Good morning,
00:24:29 You're new here, aren't you?
00:24:31 Then we'll be in daily contact.
00:24:38 You drink that by yourself?
00:24:42 Own crate, Put it down, otherwise
00:24:49 See you soon then.
00:24:53 How did I do, Mr Chatter?
00:24:55 My name's Rezac,
00:25:00 Oh, I beg your pardon, they said
00:25:05 so I assumed... I'm sorry, really,
00:25:18 And Mr Rezac...
00:25:21 what do those three spots mean?
00:25:26 Those are just... some marks.
00:25:31 So, did you have a good chat
00:25:34 No. thanks to you!
00:25:37 I called him Mr Chatter.
00:25:43 That's what everybody
00:25:48 How did he react?
00:25:54 Did you know he was an
00:25:59 He almost shot his wife.
00:26:02 She was unfaithful.
00:26:06 But missed her heart so it wasn't
00:26:10 He got eight years and served four,
00:26:20 What are you doing?
00:26:22 It's an exercise I did as a boy
00:26:28 I even remember the tune. Any idea
00:26:34 Karel took them,
00:26:38 Ditch Helenka and take my weights.
00:26:43 You are not eating?
00:26:46 Big advantage of this job is that
00:27:07 How are you, Mrs Kvardova? You
00:27:11 Oh come on, I must have put on
00:27:15 On the contrary. I can see that you
00:27:19 You know how to charm. What a
00:27:23 What's his name? - Mr Rezac,
00:27:28 I wouldn't mind that he doesn't say
00:27:33 Pity he's unsociable and doesn't
00:27:37 If he put on a clean overall and
00:27:42 He's got powerful eyes.
00:27:45 You know,
00:27:48 Really, An officer!
00:27:51 What are those lectures about?
00:27:56 Why God lets people suffer,
00:28:00 I'd like to know that myself.
00:28:04 If Adam and Eve refused to eat
00:28:09 they'd have lived happily ever after
00:28:15 He couldn't, Dad,
00:28:17 That would mean he would share
00:28:22 But if they hadn't eaten from
00:28:26 I wouldn't be here,
00:28:29 But we are here and we suffer.
00:28:33 Do you believe in the end of
00:28:37 Not really.
00:28:39 When it comes, you're going to be
00:28:44 Helenka...
00:28:47 Couldn't you find some
00:28:51 Or have a glass of wine with a
00:28:58 It'll be all right, Dad,
00:29:04 Grandpa, you shouldn't hold him
00:29:19 Are you going to die?
00:29:20 Yes, but I'm not
00:29:25 Will you be a skeleton when you
00:29:32 I'll just be a kind of fine powder
00:29:38 Good-day Miss!
00:29:42 Hello.
00:29:46 Goodbye Miss,
00:29:51 You remind me of my brother-in-law.
00:29:57 Really? So we're practically
00:30:01 Onions are cheap today and
00:30:06 Well, I do need semolina,
00:30:11 And the tomatoes are reduced,
00:30:14 I don't like tomatoes,
00:30:18 Makes me sick just to think of them,
00:30:21 Just that they're half-price today,
00:30:24 Half-price? I'll take some then,
00:30:30 She said that you have
00:30:33 If you washed your overall and put
00:30:38 You know what she finds
00:30:42 That you don't chatter on
00:30:45 Actually, she finds it
00:30:48 She also mentioned a tie, but I told
00:30:55 Mr Rezac wearing a tie?
00:30:59 Come off it!
00:31:01 I love you dear,
00:31:06 Are you two on familiar terms?
00:31:10 In which case you must use the
00:31:15 I love you,
00:31:18 Mr Wasserbauer, the
00:31:21 I forgot,
00:31:23 Sie sind so schön,
00:31:30 Are these romantic phrases
00:31:36 Quite frankly, yes,
00:31:40 And what if Miss Trudi asks
00:31:43 At the Prague 3 council office.
00:31:45 So write it down then:
00:31:48 Ich arbeite
00:31:53 "On his way home one night
00:31:57 an old man stopped in fright... "
00:32:01 My husband,
00:32:04 So see you next Wednesday,
00:32:21 You worried you'll have to amuse
00:32:25 All your life you've been buying
00:32:29 When do you plan to read them?
00:32:33 And what do you think you're in now?
00:32:38 The decline comes later.
00:32:41 Oh dear,
00:32:47 I made a list of things
00:32:50 Get a whole case of mineral water,
00:32:54 A wheelie!
00:32:56 Like some old lady!
00:33:00 Come and visit sometime,
00:33:03 I won't set foot in that store
00:33:06 while you're working there,
00:33:17 Where is it you're off to?
00:33:23 By the way,
00:33:28 do ask if there's any work up there.
00:33:33 Because if there isn't,
00:33:36 For tea, give him an apple and
00:33:43 I envy you this job.
00:33:45 A bit of a big bum,
00:33:51 Everyone sends regards.
00:33:55 Thanks.
00:33:57 We've another maternity vacancy,
00:34:03 No thanks I'm happy here.
00:34:08 Better bottles than kids hey?
00:34:10 I'm happier than I've ever been.
00:34:14 Well, take care,
00:34:18 Drop in sometime.
00:34:20 Your sister-in-law called,
00:34:26 Her legs are bad. Asked if
00:34:30 Here's her address and
00:34:33 She's not my sister-in-law,
00:34:35 I thought it strange
00:34:50 This is so kind of you.
00:34:52 Don't look around I haven't
00:34:55 Here you go.
00:34:58 Now, tell me what everything cost.
00:35:05 The total's down here,
00:35:11 So, Half a loaf of bread,
00:35:15 That's all?
00:35:17 I wouldn't lose anything, 9 crowns.
00:35:21 A quarter of butter, 14 crowns,
00:35:26 I'm putting down 16.
00:35:29 but good fences
00:35:32 But we're not related, I only look
00:35:37 What else have you got there?
00:35:39 And two bottles of beer, 22 crowns,
00:35:44 I always pay 24 with the deposit,
00:35:48 You bring me my shopping and
00:35:54 That makes...
00:35:57 77.50 in total!
00:36:01 I wanted to ask you something else,
00:36:05 Could you wait for a few days,
00:36:10 Until then I'm completely skint,
00:36:15 Tally-girl!
00:36:17 Mr Tkaloun, leave her to me!
00:36:27 Hello.
00:36:30 Here they call me Shorty because
00:36:34 No.
00:36:36 But my real name is Mirek,
00:36:41 Shorty sounds better, doesn't it?
00:36:45 Why?
00:36:50 I'm only here for a while.
00:36:53 Then I'll finish school.
00:36:58 You know...without a compactor this
00:37:03 Yeah, sure, goodbye,
00:37:07 Fantastic. She had eight of them.
00:37:10 So he did one better, It's obvious.
00:37:15 To keep a tally, like on a beer mat,
00:37:20 I'll call my number first to get
00:37:24 It's Greek to me but go ahead.
00:37:28 Major, nothing to report
00:37:39 I missed you,
00:37:41 This is Lucka. She's a novice.
00:37:45 A novice,
00:37:48 Madam Jaruska told me about you.
00:37:52 That's good.
00:37:55 It's hot in here, isn't it?
00:37:57 We're bisexuals,
00:38:01 Of course!
00:38:04 I thought I was a lesbian,
00:38:08 It's so convenient,
00:38:13 What's that banging.
00:38:19 Where would you get
00:38:23 Shall we make another mark on
00:38:29 Just got my pension,
00:38:33 Not now! Leave us alone!
00:38:40 The old bag!
00:38:43 Lying on your front?
00:38:47 Terrible.
00:38:48 Turn over on your back and tell me
00:39:08 What's up? You alright?
00:39:11 I just had a thought...
00:39:13 What?
00:39:15 It's gone,
00:39:26 I keep thinking about that
00:39:30 When we were her age,
00:39:35 We were.
00:39:40 Well, you could be a pharmacist,
00:39:47 You look good, man. Do you know
00:39:51 No more than fifty-five,
00:39:55 Was she here? She was, wasn't she?
00:39:59 I bet she stared, didn't she?
00:40:03 Don't forget that silence is your
00:40:08 Cheers.
00:40:10 Hail, Comrade Major!
00:40:16 Will you look after Josie for me?
00:40:21 Does she still have diarrhoea?
00:40:25 It's her short legs, Her stomach
00:40:29 I wouldn't have thought of that even
00:40:32 I didn't expect to see you here,
00:40:35 Helena told me that you changed
00:40:38 Me my profession, you your wife.
00:40:43 I wanted to talk things over
00:40:45 You kept my weights,
00:40:51 I felt stupid,
00:40:53 Since you're behaving
00:40:57 how about making yourself
00:41:02 What I'd like to know as her father,
00:41:07 She's a nice, intelligent girl,
00:41:11 That's just it,
00:41:14 Dad, if I can still call you that?
00:41:17 My new girlfriend, she's not
00:41:21 Is she vulgar?
00:41:25 You can't imagine all the things
00:41:28 I can imagine alright.
00:41:31 She's a shameless,
00:41:35 And that tornado hit me after the
00:41:40 And I didn't stand a chance,
00:41:42 She got that from her mother -
00:41:47 My legs, doctor.
00:41:52 You live alone?
00:41:55 Alone,
00:41:57 You must tell me more about that
00:42:02 I'm still interested in
00:42:04 Even at my age the imagination still
00:42:09 I always had eyes like a hawk!
00:42:13 ...but the body...
00:42:18 Who?
00:42:21 What did they steal?
00:42:25 They swap,
00:42:28 And what did they swap?
00:42:34 No. I don't.
00:42:38 Couldn't you prescribe some
00:42:43 A whole life is described there,
00:42:48 I'd first have to check your
00:42:52 The "Wilful Bride", "Wilful Wife",
00:42:59 Look the same,
00:43:02 Can't read a line of it.
00:43:06 You must see an optician as well.
00:43:08 I'll fit you up with a device, we'll
00:43:14 They monitor me from
00:43:19 And to the psychiatrist,
00:43:22 I can go to work with it?
00:43:25 You'll do everything as normal.
00:43:27 But you'll jot it all down so that
00:43:32 We'll pick you up
00:43:37 You did a good deed there,
00:43:40 I can't, unfortunately.
00:43:43 We'll go for one or two. After all,
00:43:47 Dad, I'd love to but my new...
00:43:50 You were with a patient!
00:43:55 One more thing, Try to see Tommy.
00:44:00 He's longing to see you.
00:44:03 You know why I can't?
00:44:06 And she doesn't want me to,
00:44:10 I'll tell him
00:44:28 Cheers!
00:44:32 I've never been here before.
00:44:36 Nice. - My parents,
00:44:41 They were out on a date, a painter
00:44:47 You see she already has a bit
00:44:52 Nice story... What's up?
00:44:55 She was asking about you,
00:44:58 That young woman, the plumpish
00:45:01 Oh, that one! At the store,
00:45:04 You'd be surprised. She wanted to
00:45:08 And you know what she likes about
00:45:13 That you don't stoop,
00:45:18 Espresso with milk. No. with rum,
00:45:22 She sells puppets at the Prague
00:45:26 You seem to know a lot about her.
00:45:32 Don't tell her I had a hand
00:45:36 Sure.
00:45:40 Don't tell her you're a teacher.
00:45:43 So I have a different job.
00:45:52 You haven't been here
00:45:56 I was in detox, My wife sent me
00:46:02 And how did you manage?
00:46:06 No registered letters today.
00:46:08 Can I leave it here?
00:46:15 What's that on your neck?
00:46:19 They tried that on me too at the
00:46:24 I'm sitting - I'm thirsty,
00:46:28 I lie down - I'm thirsty...
00:46:46 BOTTLE RECYCLING MACHINE
00:46:50 We'll write this one down
00:46:54 Wow! That Tally-Girl sent me
00:46:58 I sent her a love letter. My God,
00:47:02 Thanks for my cell phone. I don't
00:47:09 Already have a boyfriend.
00:47:14 Do you spell 'type' with an 'i'?
00:47:21 What's up? Don't be down on my
00:47:26 Happens all the time,
00:47:29 I always go for girls who are
00:47:35 Which is almost all of them,
00:47:42 So this means the show's over?
00:47:46 So instead of you and Chatter,
00:47:50 You bet you will.
00:47:54 I'd chuck it away.
00:47:57 They'll send another.
00:48:01 We'll have to.
00:48:26 Hello.
00:48:30 Haven't we met before?
00:48:34 Don't think so,
00:48:39 Not the puppets.
00:48:43 Then I'm sorry.
00:48:56 How many?
00:48:58 It must mean something else,
00:49:05 You don't know women,
00:49:07 He must be quite a guy,
00:49:11 Maybe he's not the only one.
00:49:14 That's a thought,
00:49:17 What a bitch,
00:49:19 And none for me.
00:49:21 Now you've seen it. Back to work.
00:50:26 Hello!
00:50:30 I missed you,
00:50:33 So I came to see you,
00:50:36 I missed you too...
00:50:44 HOME ALONE EVERY THURSDAY
00:50:49 We missed you!
00:50:53 Who is it?
00:50:56 Headmistress!
00:51:01 I did, of course, many times, but...
00:51:08 We better go,
00:51:13 No. No. wait, girls!
00:51:17 Wait a minute, perhaps
00:51:21 You see, I'm terribly tired today.
00:51:28 Oh look, the poor headmistress
00:51:32 I'm really sorry ladies, but I think
00:52:03 What do you feel for me...
00:52:07 ...besides repulsion?
00:52:11 Eli... please, cut it out.
00:52:15 You're not attracted
00:52:20 A woman can tell.
00:52:24 But I'm not
00:52:28 You're not romantic any more,
00:52:35 Sometimes I'm fun.
00:52:41 Hardly ever.
00:52:45 It used to be that I
00:52:55 To the summer because
00:52:58 To the winter because there wouldn't be
00:53:06 And now there's nothing for me to
00:53:16 Because I can see that you're
00:53:19 for the simple reason that
00:53:25 Good heavens,
00:53:28 Something to monitor my heart,
00:53:34 Going to be wired up every night?
00:53:40 I have to write that you lay down
00:53:47 Nothing, dad,
00:53:49 It was 4:35am on the dot.
00:53:52 But otherwise I'm afraid it doesn't
00:53:56 Some stupid leaflet was delivered,
00:54:00 so I got worked up and
00:54:04 There you go, Or here 4:40pm,
00:54:08 I know exactly, The sun was setting,
00:54:11 I got worked up again but
00:54:14 I wouldn't stress your heart, No pep
00:54:19 I'm already on that...
00:54:22 Dad, I'd the same problems with
00:54:27 Often a change of partner does
00:54:31 Not that I'd advise it,
00:54:36 Here you are.
00:54:38 My weights.
00:54:42 You're listening to
00:54:47 Today's subject is
00:54:51 And our first caller
00:54:55 Staff announcement,
00:55:00 I repeat,
00:55:04 We can learn about a man"s size
00:55:09 But sometimes even little Punch
00:55:15 Sir, spirits section, have a look!
00:55:19 Tkaloun here, hello?
00:55:24 Keep it short, we'll surround him.
00:55:28 Did you take her flowers?
00:55:31 You didn't?
00:55:35 Goodbye!
00:55:36 Are you off?
00:55:40 Which one?
00:55:41 It doesn't matter. I'm
00:55:45 She's wild,
00:55:47 You should have seen how she dealt
00:55:53 But how to land her?
00:55:58 Be stubborn and silent, Like a mule,
00:56:03 Every woman surrenders
00:56:07 And then you'll charge
00:56:10 Bye!
00:56:14 We've come to knock out the hole,
00:56:17 For the bottle machine,
00:56:20 We don't know anything about a
00:56:28 A moment.
00:56:31 Report in morning cash take!
00:56:34 We've a guy here doing the bottles,
00:56:39 Wouldn't want to lose him,
00:56:44 We'll call Moravek.
00:56:48 Only 1,200,000 crowns?
00:56:53 "Oh, wife of mine, wife ofmine,
00:56:57 Oh, my one and only man, why do
00:57:01 My comrades, workers at the
00:57:06 When I look into her eyes, she
00:57:13 Ask me what's new at work.
00:57:16 What's new at work?
00:57:21 You don't say...
00:57:24 But a clever one! He stole goods
00:57:28 Have you had coffee yet?
00:57:31 And do you know who caught him?
00:57:35 How did you know?
00:57:38 You spoiled the punch line and
00:57:42 Do you know what the police told me?
00:57:48 Know who you caught in the act?
00:57:54 The police need people like you,
00:57:59 Promise you won't join the police!
00:58:02 Then the manager said he was
00:58:08 When the customers heard that they
00:58:12 Something smells,
00:58:17 Grandma doesn't believe me...
00:58:24 I don't believe it!
00:58:29 How could you put an electric
00:58:33 I'm sorry, Eli, I'm sorry,
00:58:36 I'm an idiot.
00:58:40 What's an idiot?
00:58:42 That's your grandfather.
00:59:05 HOME ALONE EVERY THURSDAY
00:59:11 Am I late?
00:59:18 Well, what have we here?
00:59:23 You were in the Air Force,
00:59:27 What's in it?
00:59:34 I never flew,
00:59:38 Anti-aircraft artillery,
00:59:42 Went off in my right ear. I hear,
00:59:47 So thanks!
00:59:49 Thanks!
00:59:52 There, You like it?
00:59:57 Do I look nice, Tommy?
01:00:04 I missed you,
01:00:21 Hello!
01:00:24 I'm Tkaloun, The former...
01:00:28 The former colleague
01:00:32 Oh, I see! Come in, Mr Tkaloun.
01:00:36 You have a visitor, She'll be happy
01:00:41 Hi.
01:00:44 Sorry to bother you,
01:00:49 Sit down MrTkaloun,
01:00:52 There's a boy...
01:00:57 He needs a tutor..., for Maths,
01:01:02 He has to pass an exam... in Maths.
01:01:05 And so I wondered if you might be
01:01:12 ... in Maths.
01:01:18 You've already seen it at least
01:01:21 That film always makes her cry.
01:01:25 Don't, I'm sorry.
01:01:30 It's Wednesday! I wrote'thursday".
01:01:34 You could do him
01:01:38 I'm at golf and you'd have
01:01:42 On Thursday we'd have
01:01:45 You know what we're going to do?
01:01:49 To see if he recognises Grandma,
01:02:03 "I never tire ofseeing her and
01:02:09 Oh, mother ofmine!
01:02:15 Ciao! What's it going to be?
01:02:18 An omelette, How was work?
01:02:21 Nothing out of the ordinary
01:02:24 When did you get off work?
01:02:30 Because I dropped by to see you,
01:02:33 But you swore that you
01:02:36 Well, I did set foot there.
01:02:40 To surprise Grandpa and see if he
01:02:45 You dyed your hair!
01:02:46 But Grandpa wasn't there,
01:02:50 he doesn't care about Grandma,
01:02:53 Grandma's only good for cooking.
01:02:58 Stared at me like a murderer.
01:03:02 I'm not interested,
01:03:06 Making a delivery,
01:03:09 Don't lie to me! It's humiliating!
01:03:13 about lying to me, Because
01:03:16 Eliska, surely you don't think that
01:03:21 But a lecherous, ridiculous one!
01:03:24 If you had been with another
01:03:30 I wouldn't have,
01:03:34 This whole debate
01:03:37 Because some sex doctor drummed it
01:03:41 Moron!
01:03:44 So I deliver to old, sick people...
01:03:49 ... drinks, food, flowers... No...
01:03:53 Stop it! It's bad enough that
01:04:15 You look like someone forgot
01:04:19 Listen to me...
01:04:23 Yesterday was Wednesday,
01:04:29 You're temporary here, aren't you?
01:04:32 Yup, In time,
01:04:37 But I'm not planning to go yet,
01:04:40 You'll keep putting it off until
01:04:44 Give this envelope to the teacher,
01:04:51 The lesson is today at four o'clock.
01:04:54 So you'll be there at 4:30. Here's
01:05:07 Dear God, guide Helena
01:05:11 We're worried about her.
01:05:17 Amen,
01:05:28 May that dimwit of mine, forgive me
01:05:32 finally get a grip on himself,
01:05:49 What are you doing in there?
01:05:55 There's a beautiful programme
01:06:02 When the female swan dies, the
01:06:08 Hmm, That's great.
01:06:12 People should learn from them,
01:06:15 And what if the male swan
01:06:18 Then the female stays alone.
01:06:21 Isn't that nice.
01:06:25 Shit.
01:06:26 What is it?
01:06:38 Hello?
01:06:40 Hello!
01:06:45 Who was it?
01:06:49 Wrong number,
01:07:06 Go ahead, answer it, The wrong
01:07:18 Look here, my dear Miss or Madam,
01:07:20 my husband is a seriously ill man,
01:07:24 and an enlarged prostate and if you
01:07:28 ..... Just a minute, It's the woman
01:07:33 Yes? Hello, Mrs Lamkova!
01:07:38 But there's no hurry, Give it to
01:07:44 Call me at work or at home,
01:07:52 Her pension arrived so she wanted
01:07:58 You're jealous
01:08:01 You're really, I mean really, lucky.
01:08:19 So did you go?
01:08:22 I did.
01:08:24 And? Didn't she send me a
01:08:26 No. But I've never experienced math
01:08:31 What figure, I mean figures! Thanks!
01:08:36 But very demanding,
01:08:40 Good thing it's only once a week.
01:08:45 Excuse me.
01:08:52 You're rather stubborn, aren't you?
01:08:55 Like a mule, Why go by tram when
01:09:00 That would be silly, wouldn't it?
01:09:04 I'd rather be silly...
01:09:13 "I love you, You are so beautiful, "
01:09:17 Your pronunciation is
01:09:19 How about those other phrases:
01:09:23 Could I practice the version where
01:09:29 "I love you, dear, "
01:09:32 "You are... "
01:09:34 "... so beautiful dear, "
01:09:37 Are you feeling alright?
01:09:45 There isn't any Trudi...
01:09:52 You speak German...?
01:09:55 I invented Trudi so that I could
01:10:01 You're making fun of me.
01:10:06 I saw you at the office
01:10:14 Mr Wasserbauer,
01:10:16 you've embarrassed me,
01:10:20 No you're not.
01:10:22 You're so elegant and so...
01:10:26 So what?
01:10:29 You like that about me...?
01:10:35 What are we going to do about this?
01:10:40 Perhaps if I could invite you for
01:10:46 We could chat...
01:10:48 ... in Czech.
01:10:53 ...rule that out,
01:10:55 Thank you.
01:10:59 How come he didn't tell me?
01:11:01 He doesn't say much,
01:11:04 We sit at home in the evening,
01:11:09 But I have to tell you one thing:
01:11:16 Don't laugh.
01:11:23 That's wonderful.
01:11:26 Somewhere in Africa far away...
01:11:29 There"s a dungeon
01:11:32 Somewhere in Africa far away...
01:11:35 There"s a dungeon
01:11:38 Is this a lullaby?
01:11:43 Sometimes I cry because I miss Dad.
01:11:47 Don't think about that now,
01:11:50 Among the inmates there"s Babbinsko
01:11:54 Say: it'll be alright,
01:11:58 It'll be alright, Now, don't talk
01:12:22 And now let's try to put another
01:12:37 No. we can't.
01:12:40 Why not?
01:12:42 After.
01:12:46 You know,
01:12:50 We men also like to kiss,
01:12:54 when it doesn't go beyond that,
01:12:58 ...hearts.
01:13:01 How many hearts do you have?
01:13:05 That faith of yours says you
01:13:09 Something like that,
01:13:13 It's nice to put Tommy to sleep,
01:13:18 there'll be no more
01:13:21 With one bottom you can't
01:13:25 That's rude of you.
01:13:29 No. you've a wicked arse,
01:13:33 When do they lock the building?
01:13:37 It could have been a
01:13:41 Goodbye.
01:13:57 And man is
01:14:02 something we often tend to forget
01:14:05 And what is the thread that unites
01:14:10 Sincere love,
01:14:13 One poet described it like this.
01:14:18 "On the hillside behind the village
01:14:23 Embrace me, my darling,
01:14:28 A surprise.
01:14:30 Do you Bedrich Rezac
01:14:44 Say yes.
01:14:46 Yes!
01:14:56 Thanks! I owe you one,
01:15:12 I'll join you after my shift,
01:15:16 Honest to God, I'll leave my wife
01:15:20 But... it's only for family members,
01:15:32 So how did you get on without me?
01:15:36 Nice wedding. And the military
01:15:41 ...seen him.
01:16:03 Mr Tkaloun, are you in there?
01:16:09 I had to. And do you know why?
01:16:17 But you can stay part-time,
01:16:22 They haven't figured out
01:16:31 MR TKALOUN, WHAT'S
01:16:33 There'll be a rail
01:16:38 I won't be staying,
01:17:00 If it's wet put it in the corner.
01:17:17 What'll it be?
01:17:26 What was that city council official
01:17:30 Weddings are his job,
01:17:35 Then he should do his job.
01:17:39 And go home or back to his office.
01:17:43 He's also my student.
01:17:47 Not a very bright one at that.
01:17:53 Shouldn't be
01:17:57 You're jealous!
01:18:00 How can I be jealous of some
01:18:04 His name is Wasserbauer.
01:18:05 What did he whisper that made
01:18:10 For God's sake
01:18:13 I know,
01:18:16 Do you like him?
01:18:19 He's sweet. And attentive,
01:18:21 Sweet? He's a pervert,
01:18:25 Do you know what you two looked?
01:18:27 Like you were getting off on each
01:18:31 That's just your imagination,
01:18:36 It's been a long time since
01:18:39 And you do this to me on the eve
01:18:46 after I bought us a surprise trip,
01:18:49 with the reward I got
01:18:55 It's back to sleeping pills, for me.
01:18:59 So that trip tomorrow is
01:19:03 How sweet of you.
01:19:14 We missed you,
01:19:19 People can see in.
01:19:22 She doesn't want to.
01:19:27 Isn't my lovely one here?
01:19:31 Ciao!
01:19:34 She's a sexual tornado, right?
01:19:38 What are you staring at?
01:19:42 For God's sake,
01:19:44 To the Adriatic Sea!
01:19:47 What for?
01:19:50 To swim!
01:19:56 We're going to miss that bus.
01:19:59 Got a scarf? It's going to be windy.
01:20:01 Windy? There isn't a leaf
01:20:06 Not here, but there
01:20:09 At this rate it won't matter,
01:20:13 Take warmer shoes,
01:20:17 It's hot here, but cold there,
01:20:19 Are we going to the North Pole?
01:20:22 I hate these surprises of yours.
01:20:28 We're not going to miss the bus,
01:20:33 Helena? A car?
01:20:45 This is Robert,
01:20:51 Are you all right, Dad?
01:20:57 So where are we going?
01:21:03 Landa,
01:21:04 So Benesov it is.
01:21:07 I've got a map here,
01:21:11 It's his secret plan.
01:21:14 So I see.
01:21:20 What do you do, Mr Landa?
01:21:23 At a computer company.
01:21:27 Anything but teaching,
01:21:32 That was the first thing
01:21:36 I have to pee.
01:21:45 Fill them in a bit.
01:21:47 You're right lip's a bit thin here,
01:21:52 Too many trucks on the road,
01:21:57 That's how computer geeks talk,
01:22:01 Wasn't the deputy at
01:22:05 Yes.
01:22:08 Those Landas are...
01:22:12 Don't you think computers are taking
01:22:17 These days they don't read at all,
01:22:21 And that computer slang...
01:22:24 Landa... not you,
01:22:28 he told a kid to 'bin' some trash
01:22:33 So I got angry because
01:22:36 I didn't realise that the bin was in
01:22:42 Dad, he can't remember that because it
01:22:48 Right you are, I'm going senile,
01:22:53 Right, Robert! To the right here!
01:22:58 Robert? Mr Landa,
01:23:00 Excuse him, please.
01:23:03 I'm sorry I was distracted.
01:23:08 Forget it, Please
01:23:16 Dad, what was the first name of
01:23:20 Robert.
01:23:23 Well, certain things are
01:23:27 I only just found out too.
01:23:31 I don't care for jokes like that.
01:23:35 Tommy and I are
01:23:40 Some surprise, Well done!
01:23:45 Don't take it like that. He'll
01:23:48 Everything will be clear...
01:23:51 I'm done. I've finished peeing.
01:23:55 Come on, Tommy,
01:23:58 Keep your hands off him!
01:24:02 We thought you wouldn't make it,
01:24:06 So, who's flying?
01:24:13 What's this?
01:24:14 We're going to fly in that balloon,
01:24:17 It'll take more than a couple of
01:24:20 I don't mean you. My husband there
01:24:23 They're launching the company,
01:24:27 They can fly for free,
01:24:32 They're in the basket,
01:24:34 The flowers!
01:24:37 Eli... I wanted to please you.
01:24:40 You wanted to please yourself.
01:24:44 Come and help!
01:24:48 Madam, a balloon is
01:24:52 You stay out of this!
01:24:57 Mum, it's a crazy idea, but
01:25:03 Look at him, he's like a little boy,
01:25:11 Do you know what you are?
01:25:14 What's that?
01:25:19 It was a little heated
01:25:30 Kids, home time!
01:25:33 We can't Mum, we have to hold this.
01:25:39 Come on!
01:25:42 Get in!
01:25:46 One foot...
01:25:51 Well done,
01:25:55 Can't it catch fire?
01:25:59 Does he have a licence for this?
01:26:04 I want to see it.
01:26:07 Dad! Bring the licence over here.
01:26:09 Where is it?
01:26:13 It's not here!
01:26:15 It'll be in the door.
01:26:20 In the boot with the spare rope!
01:26:24 What? The rope?
01:26:33 What the hell have you done?
01:26:36 You said: 'Release the rope!'
01:26:40 We got up here fast, didn't we?
01:26:43 And so quietly!
01:26:47 Drive on, you moron.
01:26:52 Perfect visibility, We're in luck.
01:26:56 That's for sure.
01:27:01 If you hadn't insisted
01:27:04 Watch where we're going!
01:27:08 How can you be so calm?
01:27:12 How come that tic of yours
01:27:16 I really don't know,
01:27:20 Chatter, you're not an eagle,
01:27:24 Roger, Donkey here, Donkey here!
01:27:28 Mr Tkaloun... we can see you!
01:27:32 You're losing height.
01:27:36 But we want to lose height!
01:27:39 Not now.
01:27:43 What a beautiful forest down here.
01:27:48 Pull the lever towards you!
01:27:53 It won't be a problem flying this
01:28:00 That's enough!
01:28:03 Shut it off now!
01:28:06 Eli, this is a mad flip alright.
01:28:14 The Zelivka Dam! It's the drinking
01:28:18 Except us.
01:28:20 Eli, over there:
01:28:25 Temelin! The nuclear power plant!
01:28:29 I don't want to see anything.
01:28:34 Are you crying because of me or
01:28:38 Because of everything.
01:28:40 Silly me, I thought
01:28:44 I am!
01:28:48 My stupid father asked you to
01:28:51 But he didn't, I didn't even
01:28:55 I'd like to fly with
01:29:00 I wouldn't recommend that.
01:29:04 Eli, get up! You have to see this,
01:29:10 So what?
01:29:12 Do you see that island?
01:29:16 No. That's where it happened!
01:29:20 The Scouts lent us that leaky army
01:29:26 Don't you realise that we're
01:29:32 Of course. That's why I want you to
01:29:37 I organised this trip so that, high
01:29:42 where we've lived together
01:29:46 Don't go breaking down on me. You
01:29:50 I just wanted to tell you that...
01:29:54 with the exception of Hundertwasser
01:29:59 all those years with you
01:30:03 If only you believed,
01:30:08 I can pray when my neck is at stake.
01:30:11 Now's the time,
01:30:14 Our Father who art in Heaven...
01:30:19 up here with us.
01:30:23 thy kingdom come;
01:30:25 thy will be done on earth
01:30:28 ...and forgive us our trespasses...
01:30:31 There you go.
01:30:35 Eagle calling, Eagle calling!
01:30:44 It's not working! It won't catch!
01:30:49 They've vanished!
01:30:52 Watch out!
01:30:58 Are you alright?
01:31:02 It won't burn! What now?
01:31:05 Pilot light's gone out.
01:31:08 There's a kind of knob.
01:31:14 It doesn't work!
01:31:16 I'll never make it.
01:31:22 We don't have one!
01:31:25 You smoke?
01:31:32 I'll explain later,
01:31:34 Now for God's sake, light it!
01:31:37 Not working!
01:31:41 Don't look and blow too!
01:32:36 So now explain to me why
01:32:39 Because I want to die before you do.
01:32:44 Statistics. You men die first and we
01:33:11 Everything will be just fine!
01:33:15 Dont't worry.
01:33:40 Eli, it's alright now.
01:33:43 We're going to live
01:35:06 I see you're travelling alone.
01:35:11 It's going to be a long journey.
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