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Bananas
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Good afternoon. Wide World of Sports |
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...where we're going to bring you |
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They're going to kill the president |
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...and replace him |
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Everybody is about as excited |
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The weather this afternoon is perfect |
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...we've seen a series of colourful riots... |
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...that started with the bombing |
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...a ritual as old as the city itself. |
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Then the leader of the Labour Union, |
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...was dragged from his home |
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It was one of the most exciting |
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We'll probably have a videotape |
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All around, there are |
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Now the moment we've been waiting for |
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The president will leave his office |
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For that, we're going down on the |
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This is tremendous, Don, |
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The atmosphere heavy, uncertain, |
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A reminder, in a way, of how it was |
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...when Clay met Liston for the first time... |
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...and nobody was certain |
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The crowd is tense. They've been |
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And... And I think I see... |
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El presidente may be coming out. |
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The door opens. It's he. |
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It's El presidente! |
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(crowd roars) |
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(Howard) He turns! |
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And down! |
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It's over! |
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This reporter is going to get to him, |
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...for one last word before he expires. |
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As you can see, this crowd |
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They're in a frenzy. They're trying |
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...even as I am trying to do now! |
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Would you people let me through? |
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American television! |
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We're getting through now. |
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Here we are. Here we are. Sir. |
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Sir, you've been shot. |
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Fascist... dictator! |
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You're upset. That's understandable |
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I guess now you'll have to announce |
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Well, good luck to you, sir! |
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Now, if you folks will bear |
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...l'm going to try and get in a word |
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That's assuming I can get through |
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I wonder if you people |
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I see the general off in the distance. |
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The new dictator |
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Excuse me. Excuse me, sir. |
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General. General, congratulations. |
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General, a word from you, |
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For many years, I have waited for |
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You may say that, sir, but many |
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...that you remain |
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I will shut down the newspapers! |
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We'll find the rebels! |
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They may be in the form of democratic |
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No, sir. We'll find them! Don't worry! |
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- Good luck to you, sir. |
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Well, you've heard it |
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Now we're going to have to see |
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Now, from the little dictatorship of |
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...let's go back to Jim McLane |
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@ Quiero la noche, quiero |
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@ Quiero la noche de amor |
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@ Dame tu mundo, dame |
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@ Dame tu mundo para mí |
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@ Quiero una noche, quiero |
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@ Quiero una noche de pasión |
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@ Oh, mi vida consentida |
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@ Quiero a- a-a |
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@ Quiero la noche, quiero |
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@ Quiero la noche de amor |
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@ Dame tu mundo, dame |
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@ Dame tu mundo para mí |
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@ Quiero una noche, quiero |
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@ Quiero una noche de pasión |
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@ Oh, mi vida consentida |
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@ Quiero a- a-a |
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Gentlemen, the Exec-usiser! |
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The latest work-in-progress |
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It's only in the development stage... |
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...but it should be in the market |
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It certainly looks impressive! |
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The Exec-usiser is a device to help |
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...without ever pausing |
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More Americans suffer heart attacks |
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You know why? Because there aren't |
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...to keep physically fit and still function |
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This is Mr Fielding Mellish, |
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...who will demonstrate the Exec-usiser. |
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Every part of the body receives |
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The pedalling develops the muscles |
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When Mr Mellish pulls the drawer out, |
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...on top of the desk which exercises |
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The telephones are both spring activated. |
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Both muscles in the biceps are given |
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On the back wall, |
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As he pulls, the back muscles |
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...in a manner that keeps |
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The basketballs |
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...as they're handled by Mr Mellish, |
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- How many can you put out a year? |
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We can let you have the idea, |
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We can let you have it all |
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We can show you how to turn it out. |
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- And you think it'll sell? |
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If we can get it in the office, |
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You'll do business |
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I'm not suited to this job. |
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Where do I come off testing products? |
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I should be working at a job that |
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Donating sperm |
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- Every day we gotta hear this! |
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- I could've been something today. |
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I don't know. |
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By now, I could've been black. |
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...consistent loser at the table. |
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- I don't know what I'll do tonight. |
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- OK, I'll call Barbara. |
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- Forget it! |
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- There's a dock strike. |
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- She's always ready for action. |
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You, uh... You busy tonight? |
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Some old friends are coming over. |
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We're gonna show |
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You need an usher? |
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Aww... you're cute. I'm busy. |
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Get a copy of Time magazine... |
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...and I think I'll take Commentary |
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And, uh... let's see, Newsweek. |
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I'll just... grab one of these. |
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Take 'em all. |
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Fifty, a dollar, dollar and a quarter... |
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Hey, Ralph, |
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- Just put 'em in a bag, will you? |
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Orgasm! This man wants to buy a copy. |
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Doing a sociological study on perversion. |
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I'm up to advanced child molesting! |
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Come back! Back, back! |
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Back, back, back! |
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(knock at door) |
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Hi. I'm collecting names on a petition... |
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...to request our government |
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...which is ruled |
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...opposed to any concept |
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Sure. |
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- I'm sorry. I broke the point. |
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Want to come in? I have a pencil. |
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Have you been following it |
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Soon there's gonna be a revolution |
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The United States should support |
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...which, as you know, |
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What do you do? |
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I'm a products tester |
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I make sure products |
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Today I tested an exercise machine... |
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...and an electrically warmed |
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Would you like some coffee? |
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If you're hungry, I could open |
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Ribs? I'd love some coffee, |
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Here, I'll make you some. It'll take |
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How can I find out more about your |
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Would you like to volunteer |
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Is it possible to discuss that |
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Doesn't have to be tomorrow night. |
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I have a yoga class tomorrow night |
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Yoga. I love yoga! |
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Do you really? Yoga - |
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I love Eastern philosophies. |
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It's... metaphysical and redundant. |
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- Yes. |
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- I know just what you mean! |
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Have you ever read the I Ching? |
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Not the actual Ching itself, |
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- Oh, well, of course he's Danish. |
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He'd be the first to admit that! |
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Yeah... yeah. |
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You know, I was just saying to... |
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I've been to... Yes, to the Vatican. |
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The Vatican? The Vatican's in Rome. |
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Well, they were doing so well in Rome |
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Oh. I was just saying to someone the |
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...seem to have such an instinctive |
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That's very wise. |
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It was... pithy. |
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It had... great pith. |
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Yeth. Pith. |
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Pith. |
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Lithen, I have to... Listen, I have |
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I'd love to have coffee, |
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- I have an early class tomorrow. |
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I know, but I have more bells to ring |
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- Really? You a student? |
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That's a great school. I ate in their |
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- Oh. I'm a philosophy major. |
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Wonderful thing. What is the meaning |
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- You like Chinese food? |
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Um... the night after tomorrow? |
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That's... I can't. I have a meeting |
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You're not... You don't have |
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Women's rights do not automatically |
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Don't say that word! Now I've got to |
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I know! I'm that way on that word |
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- But castration! |
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- No, there's a difference! |
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What about Saturday? |
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Listen, why don't you take |
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...and call me on Sat... Oh! |
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Call me on Saturday. |
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OK? Bye. I may be bombing |
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- OK. It was nice to meet you. |
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Oh, wait! You forgot to sign my petition! |
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Sorry. |
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Ah, Nancy. You may call me Fielding. |
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I think Mr Mellish is a little formal. |
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Ah, the two of us together. |
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Fielding from the Latin meaning |
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You'll come to lean on that strength |
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...and to know you can rely on me. |
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I've always been a great champion |
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I think anyone could tell you that, |
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(laughs to himself) |
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You see, Nancy, I've always been |
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To a guy like me, the greatest crimes |
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How is it? |
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This should be a great seller in California. |
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You wanna play poker tonight? |
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- I can't. I got an appointment. |
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- I'm gonna picket an embassy. |
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Don't worry. I know what I'm doing. |
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It's a little light. |
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I'll get the shade. |
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- Do you have any candles? |
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This light for the mood - |
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That's too light. |
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- Is it warm in here? |
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Warm. |
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Where's the bathroom? |
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- The bathroom? |
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Leave a little air. |
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I love you! I love you! |
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Say it in French! Please say it in French! |
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- I don't know French. |
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- What about Hebrew? |
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I was... I was always very shy |
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I remember when I was a little boy... |
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...I once stole a pornographic book |
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I used to rub the dirty parts. |
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And I, uh... I guess I had a good |
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I... I... They very rarely hit... |
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I think they hit me once, actually, |
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They started beating me |
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...and stopped beating me |
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Uh... I was a nervous child. |
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When I was younger, I used to sleep |
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...and I was constantly |
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It's funny, I had this dream |
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I had it again one night last week. |
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Where I'm... |
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(religious singing) |
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(lndian sitar music) |
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I-I have to tell you something |
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- Fielding... |
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Have you seen X-rays of me? |
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I saw X-rays of you! |
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- I fail to see the humour of this. |
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- Tell me what's the matter. |
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You know when your heart beats? |
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I just don't think we should |
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- Oh, really? |
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- I'm sorry. |
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There's just something missing |
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What do you mean? |
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- Yes. |
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Like... Like... |
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Can you say what is missing from me? |
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No. Maybe if you could guess |
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- What do you mean? Can you tell me? |
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- Is it personality or looks...? |
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- Am I not smart enough? |
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- Because I'm not... |
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It has nothing to do with height? |
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It has nothing to do with |
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...or the fact that you're not bright enough. |
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Nothing to do with the fact |
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So what, then? I don't understand! |
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It's not my personality. |
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No... But it's not that. |
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It's not that I don't have fun with you... |
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We have fun when we laugh! Don't |
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- It's not that we haven't laughed. |
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- Sometimes you don't laugh and... |
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- Something's missing. |
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The relationship isn't going anywhere. |
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- Where do you want to it go? |
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That's not... I don't know where! |
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I mean, I love you and you love me! |
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No. And it's not because I don't love you. |
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- Then you love me? |
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- That's what I mean... |
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Something is missing. |
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- I'm strong! |
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I have all the qualities of leadership! |
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I'm interested |
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- Me, too! That binds us together! |
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I wanna work with lepers |
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No, that's perfectly OK! |
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I love leprosy! If that's what you're |
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I like leprosy! I like cholera! |
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- You're immature, Fielding. |
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Emotionally, sexually and intellectually. |
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- Yeah, but what other ways? |
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- Maybe I just can't give. |
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- I'm not ready to receive. |
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I can't receive... |
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I'm a person who can only receive |
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- I can't give. I'm sorry. |
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I can't. My trouble is I'm receiving |
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- I would give if you could receive. |
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- If we both receive or both give... |
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It's not going to work out. |
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Goodbye. I'm sorry if I hurt you. |
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Don't worry about me, sweetheart. |
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I'll always wind up on my feet! |
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Can you believe that? She says |
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- Who's she looking for - Hitler? |
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We went everyplace together. |
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- I fell in love. She just stood there. |
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You kidding? Do I look like the kind |
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- I didn't! I didn't! |
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I'm so depressed! I'd kill myself |
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- What are you gonna do? |
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I'm going down to San Marcos. |
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We were gonna go down there together. |
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She was gonna write it. |
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I gotta see what conditions |
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Jesus! Life is so cruel! |
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See what I mean? |
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- Hi, Mom. Hi, Dad. |
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Sponge! |
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I wanted to tell you that tomorrow |
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What? Why are you going |
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- It's a very long story... |
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- So what are you gonna do? |
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- To a country called San Marcos. |
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- And... And... |
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Nice? It's a turbulent situation and |
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Sure you have! You should've stayed |
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- I have a son myself... |
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Sorry. |
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Ruth, don't talk to him about going away. |
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Talk to him about becoming a doctor! |
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Will you cool it, Martin? |
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Dr Mellish, you should let him |
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Ruth, we've been married 27 years. |
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Al Mellish, remember? |
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I wanted my son to be a great surgeon! |
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- I have no aptitude... |
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Listen to me, son. You can do this. |
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- Look, take over. Give me a clamp. |
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Give me that. Here, take this, son. |
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- Martin... |
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- No, I can't. It's ridiculous! |
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- It's so ridiculous! |
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Sponge! Jesus! I-I'll finish this |
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- Right there. |
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- Now take the clamp and take it out. |
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- Where? |
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- (Mom) Fielding, go! |
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- God bless you, but go! |
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- Yes! |
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- Fielding, get out of here! |
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- South America... tomorrow. |
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- Go! Gesundheit! |
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- You're really going? |
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- Nurse! |
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Could you get me out of here |
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And now, as is our annual custom... |
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...each citizen of San Marcos |
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...and present His Excellency |
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Horse manure? |
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- We are an agrarian country. |
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We will fertilise your personal crops. |
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Sometimes food |
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@ Quiero la noche, quiero |
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@ Quiero la noche de amor |
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@ Dame tu mundo, dame |
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@ Dame tu mundo para mí |
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@ Quiero una noche, quiero |
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@ Quiero una noche de pasión |
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@ Oh, mi vida consentida |
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@ Quiero a- a-a |
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@ Quiero una noche, quiero |
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@ Quiero una noche de pasión |
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@ Oh, mi vida consentida |
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@ Quiero más amor |
| 00:31:02 |
We captured this rebel soldier, |
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Has he given us any information |
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Not yet, but he will when our men |
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@ Hut, hut, hut along the highway |
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@ Hut, hut, hut the road is free |
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We keep playing to him |
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- It will make him talk! |
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I can't stand operetta! Please! |
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Talk and we'll stop the phonograph! |
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I'll talk! I'll talk! |
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When is the revolution set for? |
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The first week of July. |
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You're a liar! |
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No! Esposito is timing it to coincide |
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...so as to imitate his hero |
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Where does he get weaponry? |
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Esposito has a way of getting weapons... |
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...but I do not know the plan! |
| 00:32:02 |
Time is getting short, but I have a plan! |
| 00:32:05 |
(screeching soprano) |
| 00:32:08 |
(knock at door) |
| 00:32:17 |
His Excellency requests the pleasure |
| 00:32:23 |
- What? |
| 00:32:31 |
Dinner with Vargas? |
| 00:32:34 |
- Dinner with the president? |
| 00:32:38 |
- Dinner with the president. |
| 00:32:41 |
Dinner with the president. |
| 00:32:43 |
(harp continues) |
| 00:32:52 |
Oh, excuse me, señor. |
| 00:32:54 |
I-I was trying to find someplace |
| 00:33:22 |
Ah, Señor Fielding. |
| 00:33:26 |
This is Colonel Díaz... |
| 00:33:30 |
May I say what a great pleasure |
| 00:33:35 |
Somebody with whom I can exchange |
| 00:33:39 |
- I brought you some cake. |
| 00:33:45 |
These are prunes. I like cherry. |
| 00:33:47 |
Oh, they don't make cherry on Tuesday. |
| 00:33:50 |
Señor Fielding, dinner is served. |
| 00:34:20 |
May be some poison in my food... |
| 00:34:24 |
I have been poisoned so many times, |
| 00:34:57 |
You are not tense... are you? |
| 00:35:00 |
Tense? No. |
| 00:35:14 |
- Dinner was delicious. |
| 00:35:19 |
- Who had the roast beef? |
| 00:35:22 |
That's... |
| 00:35:24 |
- (Arroyo) That was mine. |
| 00:35:27 |
There's two roast beefs on here. |
| 00:35:31 |
- Chilli con carne. |
| 00:35:33 |
- There's an extra roast beef. |
| 00:35:36 |
- There's one chilli, two roast... |
| 00:35:39 |
- I had the chilli. |
| 00:35:42 |
- You have Bank of America? |
| 00:35:46 |
All right. Here. |
| 00:35:49 |
Let's go to the salón for a brandy. |
| 00:35:56 |
Can you keep it down? |
| 00:36:00 |
And so I want to do only what is right... |
| 00:36:03 |
...for my people. |
| 00:36:06 |
That is to protect them from communism. |
| 00:36:09 |
I am sure you understand that. |
| 00:36:11 |
Esposito and his rebels |
| 00:36:14 |
- They are communists! |
| 00:36:21 |
I'll pick it up. Excuse me. |
| 00:36:24 |
If I give a better life to my people... |
| 00:36:27 |
...I have to exterminate |
| 00:36:32 |
That's the price we pay. |
| 00:36:34 |
Yeah, well, I gotta be going. |
| 00:36:38 |
It has been a real pleasure |
| 00:36:43 |
- Viva San Marcos! |
| 00:36:45 |
Viva! |
| 00:37:03 |
- He is perfect! |
| 00:37:07 |
He brings cake! |
| 00:37:10 |
You cannot forget that? |
| 00:37:12 |
No, no, we'll kill him as planned - |
| 00:37:16 |
Then an outraged United States... |
| 00:37:19 |
...will see how bloodthirsty beasts |
| 00:37:23 |
...and we'll get all the support we need! |
| 00:37:26 |
When can our men |
| 00:37:28 |
The tailor is going on vacation, then |
| 00:37:33 |
- Too long. We'll get another tailor. |
| 00:37:37 |
Take a look at this jacket - it was |
| 00:37:40 |
- He doesn't even charge much. |
| 00:37:44 |
I want it to look like the rebels killed him... |
| 00:37:47 |
...not later than tomorrow afternoon! |
| 00:37:52 |
- Here he comes! |
| 00:37:55 |
Nor do I! He made cuffs in my pants! |
| 00:38:00 |
He's not our regular man. |
| 00:38:45 |
So long, suckers! |
| 00:38:52 |
Hey, wake up! Esposito wants to see |
| 00:38:56 |
Hey, you, wake up! |
| 00:39:00 |
Where... Where am I? |
| 00:39:03 |
Oh, please! No more Polish women! |
| 00:39:05 |
We are in the rebel camp with Esposito. |
| 00:39:08 |
Blood! That should be on the inside! |
| 00:39:11 |
- Esposito wants to see you. Come on. |
| 00:39:15 |
It was Vargas that tried to kill you, |
| 00:39:18 |
So your government would blame |
| 00:39:50 |
- I'm Fielding Mellish. |
| 00:39:54 |
That we killed you. |
| 00:39:58 |
Yeah, well, I'm very much alive and |
| 00:40:02 |
Complaint? |
| 00:40:03 |
You cannot bash an American citizen |
| 00:40:07 |
Vargas cares very little for |
| 00:40:11 |
- We'll straighten him out! |
| 00:40:16 |
He uses you to make |
| 00:40:19 |
He doesn't want you to show up |
| 00:40:24 |
So, what do you think will happen |
| 00:40:28 |
He will cut your throat and bury you. |
| 00:40:31 |
Cut my throat? Do you realise |
| 00:40:36 |
It is war, my friend. |
| 00:40:38 |
- Yeah, but I'm an American citizen! |
| 00:40:42 |
How long before I can |
| 00:40:44 |
After we win the revolution, we are free. |
| 00:40:47 |
- When is the revolution? |
| 00:40:49 |
Six months? I got a rented car! |
| 00:40:52 |
- You have a chance to die for freedom. |
| 00:40:56 |
On the other hand, if you're dead, |
| 00:41:01 |
- Are you such a snivelling dog? |
| 00:41:03 |
I'm a good-sized snivelling dog. |
| 00:41:07 |
History sometimes chooses strange ways. |
| 00:41:10 |
Today you are fearful. |
| 00:41:12 |
Perhaps one day you will be a tiger! |
| 00:41:16 |
Don't hold your breath! |
| 00:41:21 |
All right, men, let us sing |
| 00:41:25 |
@ Rebels are we, born to be free |
| 00:41:28 |
@ Just like the fish in the sea |
| 00:41:44 |
I'll have the grapefruit sections, |
| 00:41:47 |
...cinnamon toast and regular coffee. |
| 00:41:55 |
Perfect. |
| 00:42:01 |
What the hell is this stuff anyhow? |
| 00:42:03 |
Lizard. |
| 00:42:49 |
Uno... dos. Uno... dos. |
| 00:42:52 |
Uno... dos. Uno... dos. |
| 00:42:56 |
Uno... dos. |
| 00:43:16 |
Camouflage can often save your life. |
| 00:43:19 |
It's essential that you learn the art. |
| 00:43:45 |
In the event of snake bite, you make |
| 00:43:50 |
Remember, you suck out the poison. |
| 00:43:54 |
Suck out the poison. |
| 00:43:56 |
- Suck out the poison. |
| 00:44:01 |
I cannot suck anybody's leg |
| 00:44:21 |
Snake bite! I got bitten by a snake! |
| 00:44:37 |
Our food has run out. |
| 00:44:40 |
- It will be very risky. |
| 00:44:43 |
- I do not mind the risk. |
| 00:44:46 |
Not our future president! |
| 00:44:48 |
- What about sending Fielding? |
| 00:44:51 |
The men have a growing respect for you. |
| 00:44:53 |
- It is a chance to prove yourself. |
| 00:44:57 |
You will fight a hero and, |
| 00:45:01 |
Better get some rest, Luis. |
| 00:45:05 |
This short straw will go. |
| 00:45:14 |
Well, as long as it was fair. |
| 00:45:40 |
- Yes? |
| 00:45:47 |
- I also want something to go. |
| 00:45:50 |
Do you have |
| 00:45:52 |
- Yes, sir. |
| 00:45:56 |
And... um... 3OO tuna fish... and 2OO |
| 00:46:02 |
- You want the cheese on rye? |
| 00:46:06 |
Let me have 11O on whole wheat... |
| 00:46:11 |
- Fernandez wanted on roll. |
| 00:46:16 |
- And the tuna? |
| 00:46:19 |
All the bacon, lettuce and tomato |
| 00:46:23 |
Right. And, uh... what to drink? |
| 00:46:29 |
Let me have 7OO regular coffees, |
| 00:46:35 |
And also coleslaw for 9OO men. |
| 00:46:38 |
Right. You want anything |
| 00:46:43 |
Mayonnaise on the side. |
| 00:46:47 |
Right. |
| 00:47:00 |
- Everything is ready, sir. |
| 00:47:03 |
- I have it right here. |
| 00:47:07 |
It's coming, sir. |
| 00:47:09 |
! Adelante! |
| 00:47:14 |
Coleslaw, sir. |
| 00:47:22 |
- That will be 24,OOO pesos, sir. |
| 00:47:25 |
We're the rebels! Let's go! |
| 00:50:27 |
While we carry out a diversionary raid... |
| 00:50:30 |
...you three will kidnap |
| 00:50:34 |
He will be held until Vargas agrees |
| 00:50:39 |
I will drive. |
| 00:50:41 |
You two will seize him and you will |
| 00:50:46 |
Now, once he is asleep... |
| 00:52:54 |
Should they attack, our men are ready. |
| 00:52:58 |
They are too weak to defeat me. |
| 00:53:01 |
We have nothing to worry about them. |
| 00:53:04 |
We shall continue our policy |
| 00:53:07 |
Of course, if they're foolish enough |
| 00:53:12 |
...then I have made a deal |
| 00:53:16 |
...with the UJA. |
| 00:53:19 |
You mean the CIA, Excellency. |
| 00:53:21 |
The UJA is the United Jewish Appeal. |
| 00:53:25 |
The United Jewish Appeal? |
| 00:53:28 |
Uh-oh. |
| 00:53:46 |
- Any word on where we're heading? |
| 00:53:50 |
- For or against the government? |
| 00:53:54 |
Some of us are for it and some of us |
| 00:53:57 |
Viva San Marcos! |
| 00:54:16 |
Hello, hello? Miami? Fontainbleau Hotel? |
| 00:54:21 |
Listen, I want to make a reservation |
| 00:54:32 |
What are the... What are your prices? |
| 00:54:35 |
For a single room? |
| 00:55:04 |
I can't believe it! I'm finally going home! |
| 00:55:07 |
- Well, you have earned it. |
| 00:55:11 |
- Well, my friends, we have done it. |
| 00:55:14 |
And you. All of us. |
| 00:55:16 |
At last this country can finally bask |
| 00:55:21 |
Where no man is better than the next |
| 00:55:25 |
- Respect for law and order! |
| 00:55:28 |
But soon we'll hold elections, |
| 00:55:33 |
...and you can voluntarily step down |
| 00:55:38 |
What's the matter? You look glassy-eyed. |
| 00:55:40 |
These people are peasants. |
| 00:55:45 |
- But they have common sense! |
| 00:55:48 |
There will be no elections until I decree it. |
| 00:55:59 |
You are accused of killing |
| 00:56:02 |
...of torturing hundreds |
| 00:56:05 |
- How did you plead? |
| 00:56:11 |
Ready... aim... fire! |
| 00:56:16 |
Uh... that's... 21. Where's 21? |
| 00:56:27 |
Ready... aim... fire! |
| 00:56:53 |
Hear me. |
| 00:56:55 |
I am your new president. |
| 00:56:59 |
From this day on... |
| 00:57:01 |
...the official language |
| 00:57:06 |
Silence! |
| 00:57:08 |
In addition to that, |
| 00:57:13 |
...to change their underwear |
| 00:57:19 |
Underwear will be worn |
| 00:57:24 |
...so we can check. |
| 00:57:26 |
Furthermore, all children |
| 00:57:32 |
...are now 16 years old. |
| 00:57:37 |
What's the Spanish word |
| 00:57:40 |
The power has driven him mad! |
| 00:57:43 |
We must have a new leader. |
| 00:57:46 |
Another must represent |
| 00:57:50 |
Who? |
| 00:57:51 |
Someone willing to put his life in peril... |
| 00:57:55 |
...and willing to carry on... |
| 00:57:58 |
...against all the terrible hazards |
| 00:58:01 |
I know you're gonna find the guy. |
| 00:58:03 |
Excuse me. I was due at my mother's |
| 00:58:07 |
- I'm going home! |
| 00:58:10 |
- Why me? |
| 00:58:12 |
You always loved our cause! |
| 00:58:14 |
Besides, compared to these men, |
| 00:58:17 |
What is this with my education? |
| 00:58:21 |
I need three years and 363 days |
| 00:58:24 |
This is a country of peasants. |
| 00:58:28 |
I don't want to be president! |
| 00:58:31 |
You gotta be smart to be a president. |
| 00:58:34 |
That's a real idiot's job! |
| 00:58:37 |
You're looking at me in a strange |
| 00:58:42 |
I'm gonna be president, right? |
| 00:59:00 |
The Americans won't recognise us - |
| 00:59:03 |
The communists won't recognise us - |
| 00:59:06 |
The one person who recognises us |
| 00:59:11 |
- We need money. |
| 00:59:14 |
- Dysentery. |
| 00:59:17 |
Bananas, bananas! |
| 00:59:20 |
If I could only think of a way |
| 00:59:25 |
Get me Sanchez. |
| 00:59:27 |
I don't know, my friend. |
| 00:59:31 |
Thousands will have died in vain and |
| 00:59:37 |
(phone rings) |
| 00:59:39 |
- Hello? |
| 00:59:41 |
I'm perturbed over |
| 00:59:43 |
You must go to the United States. |
| 00:59:46 |
- They will listen to you. |
| 00:59:48 |
- You're the president. |
| 00:59:51 |
- Over there I'm a college dropout! |
| 00:59:54 |
After all, Fielding Mellish is dead. |
| 00:59:56 |
I can't hear you. |
| 00:59:59 |
Hang up. I will call you back. |
| 01:00:05 |
I actually think I probably could go |
| 01:00:09 |
I know you can do it, Fielding. |
| 01:00:12 |
I'll bet that I could. |
| 01:00:23 |
@ Quiero la noche, quiero |
| 01:00:25 |
@ Quiero la noche de amor |
| 01:00:31 |
I am Mr Hernandez, |
| 01:00:35 |
- Welcome to the United States. |
| 01:00:39 |
- Thank you. |
| 01:00:41 |
- Did you have a good flight? |
| 01:00:43 |
- Yes, I did. |
| 01:00:46 |
- We hope your stay in our country... |
| 01:00:51 |
...will be delightful. |
| 01:00:54 |
- I am looking forward to it... |
| 01:00:57 |
...with great anticipation. |
| 01:01:02 |
@ Dame tu mundo, dame |
| 01:01:04 |
@ Dame tu mundo para mí |
| 01:01:26 |
I'm Bill Simmons. |
| 01:01:28 |
We're here to see |
| 01:01:31 |
We'll act as your shield |
| 01:01:36 |
We missed him. We get most of them. |
| 01:01:45 |
What am I appearing |
| 01:01:48 |
I know nothing about public speaking. |
| 01:01:50 |
All you have to do is open up |
| 01:01:54 |
Once you have them laughing, |
| 01:01:57 |
Very simple. Open with a funny story, |
| 01:02:01 |
I'm... I'm reminded tonight of the... |
| 01:02:03 |
...of the farmer who had... |
| 01:02:06 |
...incestuous relations with both |
| 01:02:14 |
It's the... It's... It's the... |
| 01:02:16 |
It's the... wrong crowd for this joke. |
| 01:02:20 |
Um... although the United States |
| 01:02:26 |
...and San Marcos is a very poor one... |
| 01:02:29 |
...there are a great many things |
| 01:02:33 |
...in return for aid. |
| 01:02:35 |
For instance, there are locusts. |
| 01:02:39 |
We... We have more locusts than... |
| 01:02:45 |
These locusts, incidentally, |
| 01:02:51 |
So, by the way, |
| 01:02:56 |
Now, then, despite |
| 01:03:00 |
...few people realise |
| 01:03:04 |
They also fail to realise that before |
| 01:03:08 |
...he stopped in San Marcos |
| 01:03:11 |
...which can today be cured |
| 01:03:15 |
- It's the same person, all right. |
| 01:03:20 |
You realise what a communist missile |
| 01:03:23 |
Plus he has a history of subversive acts, |
| 01:03:26 |
demonstrations, and peace marches. |
| 01:03:28 |
This man is attempting the overthrow |
| 01:03:32 |
All right, let's pick him up... |
| 01:03:39 |
We'll make an example of this... hepcat! |
| 01:03:49 |
Hi. I hope I'm not being pushy, but |
| 01:03:53 |
I... I... I don't mean to bother you, |
| 01:03:59 |
Really terrific. Me and my friends have |
| 01:04:04 |
...of this career of yours. |
| 01:04:06 |
And I... We... I... I'm awestruck. |
| 01:04:09 |
I really don't know what to say. |
| 01:04:11 |
You know, it's very funny, but you |
| 01:04:17 |
A boy. Oh, he... He was really... |
| 01:04:22 |
I mean, you're terrific. He was |
| 01:04:26 |
Just... I don't know |
| 01:04:30 |
He was... He was... He was an idiot. |
| 01:04:38 |
Would you... Would you mind |
| 01:04:43 |
Could I... kiss you once? |
| 01:04:50 |
That was wonderful! It was |
| 01:04:55 |
- I have a confession to make. |
| 01:04:59 |
I'm Fielding Mellish. |
| 01:05:02 |
Oh, my God! |
| 01:05:05 |
I knew something was missing! |
| 01:05:08 |
Good evening. |
| 01:05:11 |
Top stories - the government |
| 01:05:15 |
...as a subversive imposter. |
| 01:05:17 |
New York garbage men are striking |
| 01:05:20 |
The National Rifle Association |
| 01:05:23 |
Details on these |
| 01:05:36 |
Fielding Mellish, the President of San |
| 01:05:40 |
...inciting to riot, conspiracy |
| 01:05:44 |
...and using the word "thighs" |
| 01:05:46 |
Please rise. Court is now in session. |
| 01:05:51 |
The People versus Fielding Mellish. |
| 01:05:54 |
I object, Your Honour! |
| 01:05:57 |
It's a travesty of a mockery |
| 01:06:00 |
...of two mockeries of a sham! |
| 01:06:02 |
I move for a mistrial. There's not |
| 01:06:05 |
- Yes, there is. |
| 01:06:08 |
Is it the big guy at the end? |
| 01:06:10 |
Call the first witness! |
| 01:06:12 |
- And you remember Fielding Mellish? |
| 01:06:16 |
He was always being picked up |
| 01:06:19 |
He's a bad apple, a commie! |
| 01:06:21 |
A New York Jewish intellectual |
| 01:06:25 |
I mean, I don't wanna cast no aspersions. |
| 01:06:29 |
Your witness. |
| 01:06:31 |
Officer Dowd, have you ever had |
| 01:06:35 |
...with really big breasts? |
| 01:06:37 |
Yes, sir. I did. |
| 01:06:39 |
- And how did you find it? |
| 01:06:43 |
I was... I was just checking. |
| 01:06:48 |
Swear to tell the truth, the whole |
| 01:06:50 |
I do. |
| 01:06:53 |
- Name? |
| 01:06:55 |
- Occupation? |
| 01:06:59 |
Tell the court |
| 01:07:01 |
I have many enemies and I rarely |
| 01:07:05 |
Mr Hoover, in your opinion... |
| 01:07:08 |
...is Fielding Mellish a threat |
| 01:07:12 |
Enough to have his phone tapped. |
| 01:07:14 |
(phone ringing) |
| 01:07:18 |
- (woman) Hello? |
| 01:07:22 |
- Hello? Who is this? |
| 01:07:25 |
- Who is this? |
| 01:07:27 |
Hello? Who is this? Can you hold on |
| 01:07:34 |
All right, I did it! I did it! I'm guilty! |
| 01:07:39 |
But I couldn't take it any more! |
| 01:07:41 |
She kept tormenting me! |
| 01:07:44 |
Egging me on! |
| 01:07:46 |
Making a fool of me! |
| 01:07:51 |
Isn't this Epstein vs Epstein? |
| 01:07:55 |
I'm sorry, I... |
| 01:07:57 |
Sorry. |
| 01:08:00 |
Sorry to disappoint you, |
| 01:08:04 |
...and he's a warm, |
| 01:08:07 |
Would the clerk |
| 01:08:10 |
"I've known Fielding for years |
| 01:08:15 |
OK, I just wanted to make sure |
| 01:08:18 |
You're out of order! |
| 01:08:21 |
- Name? |
| 01:08:24 |
- And you are? |
| 01:08:27 |
@ O mio babbino caro |
| 01:08:32 |
@ Mi piace è bello, bello |
| 01:08:37 |
@ Vo'andare in Porta Rossa |
| 01:08:41 |
@ A comperar I'anello! |
| 01:08:46 |
@ Si, si, ci voglio andare! |
| 01:08:51 |
@ E se I'amassi indarno |
| 01:08:55 |
Tell the court why you think |
| 01:08:59 |
I think Mr Mellish is a traitor |
| 01:09:03 |
...are different from the views of |
| 01:09:07 |
Differences of opinion |
| 01:09:10 |
...but not when they're too different. |
| 01:09:12 |
Then he becomes a subversive mother. |
| 01:09:16 |
Call Fielding Mellish. |
| 01:09:19 |
Mr Mellish... what is your nationality? |
| 01:09:25 |
Well, you might say |
| 01:09:30 |
Are you being coy? |
| 01:09:34 |
Well, I am an American citizen |
| 01:09:40 |
I would not joke with this court |
| 01:09:45 |
- Wouldn't you or couldn't you? |
| 01:09:48 |
Does the codename Sapphire |
| 01:09:52 |
It doesn't! I swear to God! |
| 01:09:55 |
You swear to God and yet you have no |
| 01:09:59 |
(Mellish gasps for breath) |
| 01:10:05 |
Where were you |
| 01:10:09 |
(Mellish pants) |
| 01:10:11 |
If you cannot resist disrupting the court... |
| 01:10:14 |
...I order the marshal to bind and gag you! |
| 01:10:17 |
So you followed Fielding Mellish... |
| 01:10:19 |
...and overheard him make treasonous |
| 01:10:23 |
- I did. |
| 01:10:31 |
(mumbles incoherently) |
| 01:10:35 |
- Yes, I did. |
| 01:10:39 |
No! I-I don't remember! |
| 01:10:42 |
(mumbles) |
| 01:10:45 |
- No! |
| 01:10:48 |
- Don't put words in my mouth! |
| 01:10:52 |
- Yes! |
| 01:10:55 |
Yes, it's true! I lied! |
| 01:10:58 |
Ladies and gentlemen, |
| 01:11:05 |
Good evening. I'm Roger Grimsby |
| 01:11:08 |
A verdict has been reached |
| 01:11:10 |
I'll have details in one moment. |
| 01:11:12 |
(church organ music) |
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- Stick in your throat, son? |
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- What brand are you smoking? |
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- Well, those are for sinners. |
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- Try these New Testament cigarettes. |
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- They've got the incense filter. |
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What do you think? |
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Good flavour. Smooth, too. |
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Stick to New Testament cigarettes |
| 01:12:01 |
Thank you, Father. |
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New Testament cigarettes. |
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I smoke 'em. |
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He smokes 'em. |
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Fielding Mellish was found guilty |
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...and was sentenced to 15 years in prison. |
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The judge suspended it |
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...that Mellish will not |
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Now this is all over, |
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...that maybe we could get married? |
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- I'd love to! |
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I mean, being in women's lib, |
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- Fielding, do you love me? |
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No, but do you love me? |
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Yes, I love you! I love you! |
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Can you, like, define the meaning of love? |
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What do you mean? It's love! I love you. |
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I want you in a way of cherishing |
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...and in the sense of a presence and |
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...in a room with grapefruit |
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...and a sense of not wanting or being |
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Do you have any gum? |
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Good evening. Wide World of Sports |
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...for a live, on-the-spot telecast |
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Mellish and his new bride were married... |
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...in a civil ceremony |
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The bride wore the traditional |
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They had dinner and are both now ready |
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The turnout has been gigantic... |
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...and here for a play-by-play |
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Take it away, Howard! |
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You join us with the action |
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Yes, indeed. Here comes the bride |
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They are tense, but they swell |
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And, as I think is apparent, |
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And here comes Mellish! |
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He is wearing a green corduroy suit, |
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...buttressed by his trainer |
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The action has started. |
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Nothing unique about that. |
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Now... Mellish begins to make |
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The two are working together closely... |
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...the action growing more rigorous. |
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It is swift, rhythmic, coordinated. |
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What's that? |
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The doctor comes in to examine the cut. |
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No, it will not be stopped. It continues. |
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I tell you, ladies and gentlemen, |
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- (cheering) |
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It's all over! |
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Nancy and Fielding Mellish, in the most |
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If it's humanly possible, I'll break through |
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Excuse me. Excuse me. |
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Nancy, I know that this is very personal... |
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...but was it everything you expected? |
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Well, Howard, it all went by so fast. |
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I was expecting a longer bout. |
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No difficulties of any kind? |
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Well, as you know, I'm extraordinarily |
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I couldn't stop laughing. |
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But I really trained well for this |
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...so there really wasn't any time |
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How about you, Fielding? |
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I thought they might stop the action. |
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Yes. I thought that I'd have |
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I thought the referee |
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I knew I was leading at that point... |
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...and I was just hoping that they'd |
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- No disappointments at all? |
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And I felt that he... he wasn't... |
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...that he could use a little seasoning. |
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The timing was a little off, |
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He's not the worst I've had. |
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Are you offended |
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I'm not offended, but I don't agree. |
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I thought I had her in real trouble |
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My breathing was good. I've been |
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I just gave a hundred per cent. |
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When do you anticipate your next bout? |
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I think we could probably |
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- Are you... |
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Well, I think I'll be ready |
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As long as the late spring? |
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I think we should leave |
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It's hard to tell |
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They may live happily ever after. |
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Be assured of this, though. Wherever |
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...with ABC's |
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Now, on behalf |
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...and the others |
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...this is Howard Cosell |
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...and wishing you |
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@ 'Cause I believe in loving |
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@ Some people take me for a fool |
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@ 'Cause I believe in giving |
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@ They seem to take me for a fool |
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@ 'Cause I believe in sunshine |
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@ And things I never learned in school |
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@ Take me, take me |
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@ And you'll make me |
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@ So glad to be so foolish |
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@ So take me for a fool |
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Visiontext Subtitles: Pam Atkinson |
