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00:00:37 So, what's on
00:00:42 Nothing.
00:00:47 I mean, I can
00:00:50 Fine.
00:00:55 Okay.
00:01:00 Um,
00:01:03 - I'm having trouble getting laid.
00:01:09 How old are you
00:01:11 Old enough
00:01:14 And getting older every day.
00:01:16 Have you ever
00:01:19 Two years ago, I fucked
00:01:24 But she had drank
00:01:27 and the cops came
00:01:29 So, she was drunk?
00:01:34 Home girl weighs,
00:01:35 and she drank two
00:01:40 - Crazy Horse?
00:01:42 - Call me Jeff.
00:01:46 Dr. Squires...
00:01:50 How much
00:01:52 You're the one
00:01:54 - How much?
00:01:58 Well, I can give you two eighths.
00:02:06 - That entitles you to another...
00:02:08 Forty-eight minutes. If you go now,
00:02:13 I'm just not feeling all this
00:02:17 Luke, tomorrow's a very big day
00:02:21 And I look at you
00:02:24 There's just
00:02:29 Tell Stephanie
00:02:32 Mmm-hmm.
00:02:36 Hey, you ever feel
00:02:42 Buying weed from the same dude
00:02:45 - Stepdaughter.
00:02:49 - Later, Mr. Squires.
00:02:53 Dr. Squires.
00:03:03 I met Dr. Squires
00:03:06 First as a client,
00:03:09 At the beginning we didn't
00:03:13 I don't know why I kept seeing him,
00:03:16 But sometimes it's nice
00:03:19 Even if you're
00:03:22 He told me the drug thing was
00:03:28 I am Luke Shapiro.
00:03:32 Hear my cry.
00:03:42 My occupation takes me to
00:03:48 Now, I like it most in the summer
00:03:52 the sweaty girls in their short skirts
00:03:57 which I like to see
00:04:00 I like fly ladies. I like tank tops.
00:04:06 I like my impure thoughts,
00:04:11 ¶ "The World is Yours"
00:04:28 Shapiro.
00:04:35 No, did you smell it?
00:04:36 You're holding it,
00:04:38 Well, I'm not... Listen, Mr. Bigshot.
00:04:41 Just look at the jar
00:04:43 I don't know.
00:04:59 I hate high school
00:05:03 Which is fine by me.
00:05:09 But I don't need
00:05:12 One week they're
00:05:14 the next, they're
00:05:17 I'm not like that.
00:05:21 I mean, I still listen
00:05:26 But tomorrow
00:05:31 Tomorrow I graduate.
00:05:36 And then I go
00:05:39 And then I get older.
00:05:42 And then I die.
00:05:51 Robert Samuels.
00:06:00 Shana Sewart.
00:06:09 Luke Shapiro.
00:06:21 Congratulations, Shapiros.
00:06:23 Lucas, aren't you
00:06:26 - Mom, Dad, this is Mr... Dr. Squires.
00:06:31 - And this is my wife, Kristen.
00:06:34 And here's
00:06:43 - Stepdaughter.
00:06:45 All right, team.
00:06:52 Tuck the fucking shirt
00:07:03 - Hello. You paged me?
00:07:12 Yo, I didn't know there was
00:07:14 Yeah. It's the
00:07:17 - I just graduated.
00:07:22 Yo, could you
00:07:27 - Take the shit, yeah.
00:07:31 - I don't want your fucking $4.
00:07:36 Shapiro, you always
00:07:40 This is gonna last us till
00:07:45 - You're going to Amsterdam?
00:07:48 All right, man.
00:07:51 Yeah, I gotta bounce.
00:07:57 - Yo.
00:07:59 Hey, Steph.
00:08:03 Hey.
00:08:07 - You want some Ritalin?
00:08:19 So, what are you up to
00:08:22 Chilling. Making money. Why?
00:08:28 Yeah.
00:08:32 Ha, ha!
00:08:38 What are you doing
00:08:40 I'm interning
00:08:43 So, it's just gonna
00:08:47 all alone and
00:08:50 But we'll never hang out.
00:08:53 ¶ "Heaven & Hell"
00:10:03 ...what that is is a combination
00:10:05 and the humidity, those two combined.
00:10:09 but it'll feel like 105 to 110,
00:10:13 If you're in the sun
00:10:15 5 to 10 degrees,
00:10:18 No... I'll tell you
00:10:21 He doesn't understand
00:10:22 What he doesn't understand
00:10:24 which is I don't understand
00:10:26 Your father lost
00:10:28 and now we have to move to, well,
00:10:31 - Oh, somewhere poor?
00:10:33 No, no, Luke,
00:10:34 I'm telling you, I promise
00:10:37 - We're getting evicted?
00:10:38 There's plenty of time.
00:10:40 Oh, yeah, plenty!
00:10:41 What's wrong
00:10:44 What's wrong
00:10:47 Did you fucking
00:10:48 - He hit me!
00:10:51 She's a goddamn liar.
00:10:54 The two of you are acting like
00:10:55 - Stop cursing.
00:10:57 - You see where he gets that mouth?
00:11:00 - Thank you very much. Right.
00:11:14 Republican political consultants
00:11:17 to which Mayor Giuliani's support
00:11:20 could hurt him
00:11:23 I can't take that
00:11:30 - Where are you going?
00:11:36 ¶ "The What"
00:11:45 Jesus, fellows.
00:11:51 Are you that Luke?
00:11:53 Ah!
00:12:00 Who is this?
00:12:01 Dis are the new shit.
00:12:07 - This shit is dope.
00:12:21 Everything cool, boy?
00:12:24 I could use a little more
00:12:27 How much more
00:12:30 Like another
00:12:32 Oh, boy! You got
00:12:37 No, just a lot of debt.
00:12:41 Okay, soldier.
00:12:45 Be careful out there.
00:12:47 Dis blood clot
00:12:49 clot police lookin at
00:12:52 - Even white boy like you.
00:12:56 I know.
00:13:00 - Luke!
00:13:03 It's called
00:13:10 I know, but tell me one thing,
00:13:57 Dr. Squires, can you, like,
00:14:02 Of course.
00:14:04 Why do you ask, Luke?
00:14:07 - Well, it's for me.
00:14:10 I think recently
00:14:15 I don't sleep good.
00:14:21 Luke, you ever hear
00:14:24 "The unexamined life
00:14:26 Yeah. Maybe the
00:14:29 Oh, no, come on,
00:14:35 Has this got something to do
00:14:39 Look, the point is,
00:14:42 who says it's gotta be all
00:14:45 Is there something
00:14:49 Yeah, of course something's
00:14:52 This is what
00:14:56 Men do the things they need to do
00:15:00 - Do you understand?
00:15:03 That includes
00:15:09 - It's my parents.
00:15:12 What about them?
00:15:15 They just...
00:15:17 They act like kids,
00:15:22 My wife and I
00:15:23 We act like kids
00:15:26 And why do you think
00:15:28 Life
00:15:30 has a
00:15:32 funny way of turning you
00:15:37 My life sucks.
00:15:41 - I swear, it sucks.
00:15:44 Do you have any idea
00:15:48 Not you, specifically,
00:15:51 It doesn't
00:15:52 - Tell me that's not true.
00:15:56 It's great, living.
00:15:58 Find yourself face
00:16:00 Get your pulse up.
00:16:02 This is what you tell
00:16:05 You're not
00:16:07 - You're sad. There's a difference.
00:16:10 I'm mad depressed, yo.
00:16:13 So just give me some of those
00:16:16 Sorry, Luke.
00:16:21 And how do you
00:16:23 I suggest you talk about it
00:16:27 - Like I said, I don't have any friends.
00:16:32 Great.
00:16:43 Yo, Shapiro.
00:16:46 - Yo.
00:16:47 Steph, what up?
00:16:49 Who's this?
00:16:51 This is Jesus Christ.
00:16:54 Bet I can guess
00:16:56 Yeah, your stepdad
00:16:59 Dude smokes more weed
00:17:03 - You like him?
00:17:07 Not really.
00:17:09 But you should hear about
00:17:11 that come into
00:17:13 - He tells you about that shit?
00:17:15 But, I mean he's not, like
00:17:18 There's confidentiality
00:17:20 Whatever. I don't know.
00:17:22 Like there's this one guy he sees,
00:17:28 - Uh...
00:17:30 - That's crazy.
00:17:33 Literally.
00:17:34 he just lies in bed
00:17:36 like, touching himself
00:17:39 - Jesus Christ, no.
00:17:41 - Sorry.
00:17:44 - Is this yours?
00:17:47 Yeah.
00:17:48 - This is my summer job.
00:17:53 No, that's my cover.
00:17:59 Check me out.
00:18:05 Shit! That's a lot
00:18:09 - That's how I roll.
00:18:15 Well, I mean...
00:18:20 Sure. Let me drop
00:18:23 - All right.
00:18:27 ¶ "Summertime"
00:18:32 I'm not going to get
00:18:35 Just act calm
00:18:38 and everything
00:18:43 Relax.
00:18:56 - Luke.
00:18:59 Hi, Luke.
00:19:03 We just ate
00:19:08 - So, how much do you all need again?
00:19:12 And we saw each other
00:19:17 when Brandon and Emily Valentine
00:19:21 - Euphoria.
00:19:23 It's called euphoria.
00:19:24 Euphoria.
00:19:27 Euphoria.
00:19:32 - Did you do something with your hair?
00:19:36 You look cuter. You look like
00:19:41 Yo. There's like
00:19:46 So, can we do this?
00:19:59 Who? Who's the girl?
00:20:03 No, this is my friend
00:20:06 - Stephanie, this is Elanor.
00:20:11 Hi.
00:20:14 Come on in.
00:20:18 She's hot.
00:20:21 I'm sorry about the cop stuff.
00:20:25 You know, with Giuliani and the stories
00:20:30 So I had to do this
00:20:32 because I have this guy
00:20:35 and we don't have anything
00:20:39 But if we're stoned,
00:20:43 He's a really nice guy.
00:20:45 Luke, can I ask you something?
00:20:48 Why are men
00:20:51 Is it because
00:20:53 Am I intimidating because
00:20:56 No.
00:20:59 - You play an instrument?
00:21:01 I forgot you don't know
00:21:04 I mean, I don't really need to know
00:21:08 I played in a band in the '80s.
00:21:13 What about you?
00:21:16 You must have some insight
00:21:21 I mean, he must
00:21:23 - Oh, we're not that.
00:21:27 I think you're really beautiful
00:21:30 Don't you think you should try it once
00:21:37 Elanor, you know,
00:21:40 I could just sell you some weed
00:21:43 Oh, yeah. Okay.
00:21:50 Yeah.
00:21:54 - All right.
00:21:56 Yeah. And the door, when you shut it,
00:22:02 Thanks, you guys.
00:22:04 Yo, Shapiro, you should take my number.
00:22:09 - Call you?
00:22:13 - You mean, like, for weed?
00:22:18 This city can get so lonely
00:22:21 I think we could
00:22:24 - Friends?
00:22:26 homies, buddies, amigos.
00:22:33 All right, word.
00:23:11 What do you want
00:23:16 I don't know.
00:23:20 Come on, Luke,
00:23:24 After all, I'm just
00:23:26 Be honest.
00:23:28 Do you wanna do
00:23:31 Not, like,
00:23:34 Just, like, normal dirty.
00:23:37 Do you want to fuck me?
00:23:45 Do you wanna be my friend?
00:23:48 - Do you wanna be my best friend?
00:23:54 Place your hand on my shoulder.
00:24:00 Put your hand
00:24:03 Come to the sun, Luke.
00:24:07 - Come.
00:24:08 Come.
00:24:11 Fuck.
00:24:13 Yo!
00:24:17 What's up, Dad?
00:24:20 What's a seven-letter word
00:24:24 I don't know, Dad.
00:24:26 Son, would you please
00:24:28 The electric bill
00:24:29 - Dad, it's like 90 degrees out.
00:24:59 Such a beautiful evening.
00:25:03 - What are you doing?
00:25:07 - For that charity thing.
00:25:14 Out?
00:25:15 You know, out.
00:25:20 It's a Tuesday night.
00:25:25 Two.
00:26:06 I've been thinking about your dilemma
00:26:12 - What's my dilemma?
00:26:16 Luke, back when I went to school, drug
00:26:21 In fact, that's why
00:26:24 Were you popular in high school,
00:26:26 Well, I wouldn't
00:26:32 I wasn't one of those cool kids,
00:26:35 I played baseball,
00:26:37 Did you ever
00:26:39 - Not till much later.
00:26:44 I'm not.
00:26:46 This has got nothing to do
00:26:49 You're just not
00:26:53 You must think about it.
00:26:57 Random sex in phone booths,
00:27:01 the way they smell,
00:27:04 even when they're saying
00:27:09 I mean,
00:27:11 I'm married, so I don't contemplate
00:27:15 No.
00:27:21 Surely there's
00:27:26 Yeah.
00:27:29 This one girl.
00:27:31 That's fantastic, Luke. Who is she?
00:27:36 No.
00:27:37 No, she goes
00:27:43 - So what's the problem?
00:27:47 - What makes you think that?
00:27:51 Make her like you, Luke.
00:27:54 How did you do that?
00:27:57 Be her friend.
00:28:01 Then, when you are
00:28:02 grab her and stick your
00:28:05 she starts to
00:28:06 - Can I grab her tits, too?
00:28:09 Right.
00:28:11 Pursue her, Luke.
00:28:13 You haven't yet been systematically
00:28:17 You still have
00:28:20 I got it.
00:28:22 Young men need sex, Luke.
00:28:28 I can get you a hooker,
00:28:30 God, I was this close
00:28:33 Big mistake, Luke.
00:28:38 You don't need medication, Luke.
00:28:45 It's a surprise attack.
00:28:47 What is the postmark on that?
00:28:48 What do you mean?
00:28:51 I just wanna know
00:28:52 - When did you get it?
00:29:11 Oh, my God!
00:29:23 Jeffrey!
00:29:28 Hello?
00:29:32 Hello?
00:29:34 Um...
00:29:36 - I'm looking for...
00:29:41 - Luke, is that you?
00:29:46 It's okay, Luke.
00:29:49 - You do?
00:29:54 The pussy quest.
00:29:58 I can help you, Luke.
00:30:00 I got just the place.
00:30:04 All right.
00:30:12 It's strange.
00:30:17 The city's not the same anymore, Luke.
00:30:21 it really used to be
00:30:25 the drugs, the girls,
00:30:29 the fucking music.
00:30:32 Speaking of which.
00:30:39 ¶ "Season of The Witch"
00:30:46 What kind of music
00:30:49 Tribe Called Quest.
00:30:54 That's rap, right?
00:31:00 - I'll make you a mixtape.
00:31:05 Maybe I'll make
00:31:07 Some Bowie, maybe
00:31:11 Some classical.
00:31:18 Haydn?
00:31:22 - You serious?
00:31:29 Hey, Luke.
00:31:30 Why couldn't Mozart find his teacher?
00:31:37 That's not funny.
00:31:40 Yo, order me
00:31:42 Another Bud,
00:31:52 Lucas, I hate my wife.
00:32:00 - I hate my parents.
00:32:04 We both need to get laid.
00:32:09 Lust.
00:32:11 Luke, I've never cheated
00:32:16 But I want to now,
00:32:18 You have no idea
00:32:21 Sometimes it's right
00:32:24 and right now
00:32:29 But we need to
00:32:33 - You need fixing?
00:32:41 - Union?
00:32:44 I can't believe
00:32:47 We came in to check out
00:32:53 Oh, wait.
00:32:57 - Don't even think about it.
00:33:00 No, but it doesn't mean
00:33:04 This is Gruden. My date to the Midsummer
00:33:10 He's an exchange student
00:33:15 Yo, what up? What happened to
00:33:19 Albert?
00:33:23 Gruden, I'm Haydn.
00:33:26 - Like the classical guy?
00:33:29 I was named after him.
00:33:30 - That's so awesome.
00:33:35 Followed them for four years
00:33:41 Whoa!
00:33:42 ¶ "Just a Friend" by Biz Markie ¶
00:33:45 ¶ got what I need ¶
00:33:47 ¶ But you say
00:33:49 ¶ Just a friend ¶
00:33:52 ¶ Oh, baby, you... ¶
00:33:54 Oh, what do you
00:33:56 - It's a blunt.
00:33:59 - Where was I?
00:34:02 Oh, yeah.
00:34:05 They opened up
00:34:10 ¶ Driving that train ¶
00:34:11 And that's right
00:34:15 Amazing!
00:34:18 - Your dad's mad cool.
00:34:22 Luke is very
00:34:24 rap of The Soul Tribe
00:34:28 - Tell her, Luke.
00:34:31 Tell her. Go ahead, talk.
00:34:36 - I'm gonna go get another beer.
00:34:48 Goldilocks.
00:34:50 I am one of the three bears.
00:34:54 - Which one?
00:35:19 ¶ "White Room"
00:35:44 The game's not called
00:35:48 We have like
00:35:49 All right,
00:35:51 You are all too young
00:35:52 Oh, come on.
00:35:57 Since when is
00:36:02 Bye, Haydn!
00:36:04 - Since forever.
00:36:08 Look around you, Luke,
00:36:12 For your life? You want it to be
00:36:14 Sweep all the nasty bits under the rug?
00:36:20 He puts the homeless
00:36:23 These people are
00:36:26 They're being put in jail.
00:36:30 - Doesn't seem right.
00:36:32 No, it doesn't. That's why
00:36:35 You may as well open up a Starbucks
00:36:38 Don't jump for the quick fix. This
00:36:41 Embrace your pain.
00:36:44 You don't want to be like them.
00:36:48 So, you've never taken
00:36:50 Jesus, Luke, I'm on all of it.
00:36:56 Sex is a drug too,
00:36:58 More powerful than any
00:37:00 Yeah? Is that why you go around
00:37:03 That was just
00:37:05 Oh, second base, huh? Hey, what
00:37:09 Sometimes getting laid
00:37:12 Except for dogs.
00:37:15 - This is a joint.
00:37:25 - Why'd you do that, Luke?
00:37:29 I'm just kind of putting my stamp on it,
00:37:32 - It's illegal, isn't it?
00:37:36 - May I?
00:37:39 - Just be careful.
00:37:50 M.D.
00:37:58 - Excellent penmanship, Dr. Squires.
00:38:01 - Oh, no, I thank you.
00:38:04 - Oh, you're welcome.
00:38:10 - Hey! You two!
00:38:13 Stop right there!
00:38:17 Forrest Gump, Luke.
00:38:19 - What are you talking about?
00:38:33 Oh!
00:38:45 Who put you up to this, boys? Giuliani?
00:38:49 Used to be,
00:38:51 hold up a bank,
00:38:53 without any of you batting an eyelash.
00:38:57 This whole city's fucked.
00:38:59 Hey, shut the hell up!
00:39:02 Whoa, whoa, whoa! Come on, now, brother.
00:39:05 - What are you in here for?
00:39:08 Oh, wow!
00:39:11 Yo, Squires, maybe we should
00:39:14 - Yo, DL!
00:39:16 - Hey, shut up!
00:39:24 Shapiro!
00:39:27 You made bail.
00:39:31 Bail.
00:39:36 - Hi there, Stepdaddy.
00:39:39 - Hey, Steph.
00:39:41 Thanks a lot for getting
00:39:44 You know, you're really
00:39:47 - But it wasn't my fault.
00:39:50 I know. I was kidding.
00:39:54 - What are you doing today?
00:39:56 - No, I'm not.
00:39:58 Okay, well, look, Squires, why don't you
00:40:03 and I won't tell my mom
00:40:07 and Shapiro's
00:40:12 Don't touch
00:40:13 - Stepdaughter.
00:40:17 So, what's the deal
00:40:21 Are you guys,
00:40:26 - We're friends, I guess.
00:40:30 Not really.
00:40:33 - He's very immature.
00:40:36 Him and my mom fight about that
00:40:39 I know.
00:40:43 We got more in common
00:40:46 Now, I've got
00:40:49 Step up and tap.
00:40:52 Remember that knee?
00:40:53 Give me one knee here
00:40:54 Hey.
00:41:04 Don't you wanna know
00:41:07 Do you want to tell me?
00:41:10 - I was having an affair.
00:41:14 I was in prison.
00:41:17 That's nice, Jeffrey.
00:41:22 I'm taking a nap.
00:41:36 What are you
00:41:39 I'm looking
00:41:41 Yeah, you're not
00:41:45 No shit.
00:41:50 So, how come we, like,
00:41:54 'Cause I was a loser.
00:41:57 I mean, not like a loser-loser,
00:42:02 I was definitely the most popular
00:42:05 Or maybe the most unpopular
00:42:08 Maybe.
00:42:11 Either way, you're
00:42:14 - So what, I'm slumming now?
00:42:19 - You want a beer?
00:42:39 Very handy.
00:42:45 Who is this?
00:42:47 Notorious B.I.G.
00:42:52 Just came out.
00:42:55 You should make me
00:42:57 - Put this on it.
00:43:24 No, dude,
00:43:28 Nothing.
00:43:33 Yo, did it feel good?
00:43:39 Let's try it again.
00:43:49 Weird.
00:44:17 - Thank you.
00:45:09 Yo, Mom.
00:45:12 Hello.
00:45:22 Can I make you
00:45:25 Absolutely.
00:45:31 - Where have you been?
00:45:38 Well, that's wonderful.
00:45:41 Stephanie Squires.
00:45:56 - You're up late.
00:46:03 You have a nice day
00:46:06 - What's that supposed to mean?
00:46:13 Do you like him?
00:46:17 I don't know.
00:46:20 Do you like-like him?
00:46:23 Maybe, yeah.
00:46:25 - He's a drug dealer.
00:46:30 Look, I'm really
00:46:33 father daughter moment
00:46:36 Well, may I watch TV
00:46:41 - Whatever.
00:46:48 So, fill me in.
00:46:51 Well, basically there's been, like,
00:46:59 - and Mr. Furley thinks Jack's gay.
00:47:06 Oh, good morning, Luke.
00:47:10 Couldn't sleep.
00:47:18 What's that?
00:47:26 - We're getting evicted?
00:47:29 I'll take care of it.
00:47:33 It's not a problem.
00:47:34 - Where will we go?
00:47:38 Not everyone has to live
00:47:40 Well, I can't live
00:47:42 Look, I messed up,
00:47:46 - Then fix it.
00:47:49 Be a man, Dad.
00:47:53 What can I do, Luke?
00:47:57 I don't think you'd be
00:48:03 ¶ "Can I Kick It?"
00:48:15 So I've been dealing
00:48:21 I'm just trying to help
00:48:27 I feel a lot
00:48:29 You're totally wrong
00:48:31 Huh?
00:48:33 I want you to stop seeing Stephanie.
00:48:41 What's so bad
00:48:44 She'll break your heart, Luke.
00:48:48 - That's not true.
00:48:53 What? You think she's hot?
00:48:56 Next thing you know,
00:48:58 on a girl you got nothing
00:49:02 Actually, I was just trying to listen
00:49:07 Remember living?
00:49:13 And who said anything
00:49:17 This is it, Luke. This is your life.
00:49:21 And I guess you've chosen
00:49:25 who latches onto the only girl
00:49:27 simply because he's scared
00:49:32 And what about you?
00:49:37 Telling me not
00:49:41 Your "You don't want me to be like
00:49:44 What the fuck was that?
00:49:48 I mean, you said it yourself, right?
00:49:53 You're a fucking
00:49:56 Why are you even
00:50:00 Don't you got some friends
00:50:03 Don't you feel like
00:50:08 just trying to relive
00:50:09 'cause you fucked
00:50:13 I believe our time is up.
00:50:18 This was a short one,
00:50:32 I made this for you.
00:50:46 ¶ "Can I Kick It?"
00:52:29 - You're home early.
00:52:34 Actually, he committed
00:52:36 - Oh.
00:52:41 Kristen?
00:52:44 Do you think
00:52:48 - Yes.
00:52:57 You don't love me
00:53:00 I mean...
00:53:03 I don't blame you.
00:53:08 You've always been
00:53:12 But we were a mess together.
00:53:19 Are you taking
00:53:22 I don't need pills.
00:53:29 What if
00:53:31 we went somewhere?
00:53:32 Got out of the city for a while.
00:53:37 Yeah.
00:53:40 It might be fun.
00:53:42 - Second honeymoon?
00:53:48 Right.
00:53:56 So, what are you doing
00:53:58 - Nothing.
00:54:00 My mom and Squires are going to
00:54:03 so my house in
00:54:05 I was wondering if you wanted
00:54:09 Like a date?
00:54:13 More like
00:54:17 What'll I do?
00:54:19 You know what people do
00:54:24 I think so.
00:54:59 It's nice.
00:55:00 - You want some wine?
00:55:06 - Whiskey?
00:55:10 - Very well.
00:55:14 - Uh, there's some juice boxes.
00:55:34 Yo, I made this for you.
00:55:47 - Thanks.
00:55:59 This whiskey's
00:56:03 No shit.
00:56:07 So, let me
00:56:09 Uh-oh.
00:56:12 What's going on here?
00:56:15 What do you mean?
00:56:17 I've never been
00:56:21 And what situation
00:56:25 Chilling
00:56:29 with a girl
00:56:32 who I like.
00:56:39 I'm just wondering,
00:56:42 what happens?
00:56:45 What happens when
00:56:50 What do you mean?
00:56:54 Basically, yeah.
00:56:57 I don't know.
00:57:01 It doesn't matter.
00:57:04 It doesn't matter?
00:57:07 Why not?
00:57:10 Because how could anything
00:57:18 You know what
00:57:20 It's that you just have
00:57:22 of looking at
00:57:26 I don't have
00:57:27 I just look
00:57:30 But, you, it's like you just look
00:57:35 - I do?
00:57:39 Well, all you gotta do
00:57:44 - All right.
00:57:47 Kiss you.
00:57:57 Oh...
00:58:11 Take these off.
00:58:30 - Condom? Condom?
00:58:45 - You're not really hard.
00:58:50 Oh, man. Fuck!
00:58:57 Here.
00:59:04 You know, I never
00:59:06 Really? I drink it all the time.
00:59:11 Yo, Steph, you know, I'm not
00:59:16 - What?
00:59:21 - You're a virgin?
00:59:24 Nah!
00:59:27 - I just never officially had sex.
00:59:31 I think that's why
00:59:36 That's why the thing
00:59:38 Oh, Shapiro, don't worry about it.
00:59:43 I've done it, like,
00:59:45 - I can teach you.
00:59:49 You sober yet?
00:59:53 - Probably.
00:59:57 I think it's time
01:00:04 ¶ "Bump N' Grind"
01:00:16 Okay, now.
01:00:20 Ow. Ow...
01:00:22 Slower, okay? Slower.
01:00:25 Yeah. Now just move in...
01:00:32 No fucking way.
01:00:36 Did you just come?
01:00:39 You fucking came.
01:00:42 Oh, fuck.
01:00:49 - Are you crying?
01:00:54 Oh, God.
01:00:57 We haven't stayed up
01:01:04 Yeah, we did.
01:01:07 We did?
01:01:12 Yeah, we did.
01:01:15 New Year's Eve,
01:01:21 Remember that coke that you found
01:01:28 Mmm?
01:01:31 We fucked like little bunny rabbits
01:01:39 Oh!
01:01:42 We woke up Steph,
01:01:44 and you told her we were out there
01:01:49 I do, I do.
01:01:59 What happened
01:02:05 You're kidding, right?
01:02:08 Right.
01:02:10 I'm kidding.
01:02:29 I love you.
01:02:35 I love you, Steph.
01:02:47 I love you, Steph.
01:02:56 I got mad love for you, shorty.
01:03:01 I wanna listen to
01:03:34 Hey, surprise.
01:03:41 Ah!
01:04:22 Right here.
01:05:11 Word.
01:05:35 I love you.
01:05:38 Whoa, dude.
01:06:35 - All right, bye.
01:06:40 - Sunburn.
01:06:43 All right,
01:07:18 Thank you.
01:07:29 - I want a divorce.
01:07:45 Hey.
01:07:49 Hey, sweetheart.
01:07:54 - Uneventful.
01:07:58 Yeah?
01:08:00 Anyway, I'm going to bed.
01:08:03 Good night, angel.
01:08:05 We love you.
01:08:58 Yo, you've reached Steph.
01:09:00 I ain't home, so leave a message
01:09:04 Yo, Steph, what up?
01:09:06 It's, uh,
01:09:10 Uh...
01:09:12 I know you said
01:09:14 and, uh,
01:09:16 it's a week from
01:09:20 I mean, I guess there's still time
01:09:24 I mean, technically,
01:09:28 I hope you're
01:09:30 Look, are you not calling me back
01:09:36 'Cause that's stupid.
01:09:41 I didn't mean it really,
01:09:46 I'm going to college in three weeks,
01:09:56 You know what?
01:09:59 Fuck it.
01:10:02 I meant it.
01:10:04 I do love you.
01:10:06 All right?
01:10:08 I fucking love you, okay?
01:10:13 well, then fuck you.
01:10:16 Fuck off, all right?
01:10:17 You're a fucking bitch.
01:10:34 Come in.
01:10:40 Shapiro?
01:10:43 She got bored.
01:10:47 With all due respect to my stepdaughter,
01:10:51 As Biggie says,
01:10:55 "Guns, I like 'em
01:11:09 Dr. Squires,
01:11:12 when you told
01:11:15 about men doing the things
01:11:21 to become the men
01:11:25 - or something?
01:11:29 Well, I need
01:11:34 What is it, Lucas?
01:11:37 You know anybody
01:11:41 I got some extra weight
01:11:48 We could probably
01:11:54 ¶ "Long Shot Kick De Bucket"
01:11:59 All right, if we're gonna do this,
01:12:03 - All right? You gotta be more careful.
01:12:05 - I'm not going back to prison.
01:12:08 Let's establish a few ground rules.
01:12:12 Someone pages us, we call them back
01:12:15 We never use home phones
01:12:17 That's great, Luke. I already have
01:12:21 All right, good.
01:12:22 Number two, we sell weed by the gram,
01:12:27 Gram's the highest profit margin,
01:12:31 that's why we try to encourage people
01:12:33 Principal Edwards, I can give you
01:12:37 Anything less than that,
01:12:40 You always were
01:12:44 All right,
01:12:46 plus another 10 Zs
01:12:49 It's a start.
01:13:06 - Hey, Oliver. How's the golf game?
01:13:12 - How's your mother?
01:13:14 Oh, I'm sorry.
01:13:19 Now, how much marijuana
01:13:25 Exactly how much money are we trying
01:13:28 As much as possible.
01:13:30 What's all this for, Luke?
01:13:41 College.
01:13:52 - It's okay.
01:13:59 - Who the fuck is you?
01:14:03 Yo! Yo, yo, yo, yo!
01:14:06 - I'm cool, Percy.
01:14:12 - Stop that.
01:14:23 The drowning represents an inability
01:14:28 what you're doing,
01:14:32 The girl, well,
01:14:35 When in doubt,
01:14:38 My mother.
01:14:44 Yo, fellas?
01:14:46 I hate to interrupt, but,
01:14:52 - You can't just leave it downstairs?
01:14:55 I can't believe this is
01:14:58 Oh, please behave yourself,
01:15:01 - This is my connect.
01:15:05 Hi, Luke.
01:15:07 - ... walk-up. Hello.
01:15:11 Come on in.
01:15:15 I'm, um, Haydn.
01:15:18 - No need for aliases with her, Squires.
01:15:23 Oh, I'm still Elanor.
01:15:33 - So, how much you need?
01:15:39 I'm going to see that guy
01:15:42 I was just packing
01:15:46 I was thinking I need some grass.
01:15:52 So, that's how
01:15:54 - So, a quarter, then?
01:15:56 He doesn't
01:15:59 - How do you know that?
01:16:03 - That's a compliment, right?
01:16:08 Here it is.
01:16:12 Thanks.
01:16:13 It's the
01:16:15 Well, actually, it's more like
01:16:19 Well, really it's more
01:16:23 You were in
01:16:25 - Yeah.
01:16:28 - I love your music.
01:16:30 Oh...
01:16:32 Mmm!
01:16:33 Wow. See, Luke? I told you
01:16:36 I keep trying to
01:16:39 you know, rap music isn't
01:16:42 You should listen
01:16:43 She's as smart and talented
01:16:46 ¶ Wear and tear...? ¶
01:16:48 - He's really out of his mind, right?
01:16:58 Hey, Steph.
01:17:01 So, I guess you're
01:17:05 That's a shame,
01:17:08 because it would be really cool to hang
01:17:16 The school year is rapidly approaching,
01:17:22 And...
01:17:27 I miss you.
01:17:31 - But I love you.
01:17:33 Please, Kristen. Don't leave me
01:17:36 Cut the crap, Jeffrey.
01:17:39 Stephanie?
01:17:43 No. Stephie will be here
01:17:49 I'll deal with all the details
01:17:51 Details?
01:17:53 Please, say something
01:17:55 Jeffrey, leave her
01:18:01 Sweetheart,
01:18:02 go to your
01:18:17 It would be really cool to hang out
01:18:21 The school year is rapidly approaching,
01:18:27 I miss you.
01:18:32 - Shapiro?
01:18:35 - Justin?
01:18:40 No reason.
01:18:43 How was, um, Florence?
01:18:46 Oh, it was crazy, yo,
01:18:48 Yo, I'll tell you
01:18:50 We're hitting this club
01:18:54 Yeah, totally.
01:18:56 Yeah.
01:18:58 - Doll your shit up.
01:19:01 - Peace.
01:19:30 Yo, yo, yo,
01:19:32 - What happened?
01:19:36 Wait, wait, wait.
01:19:38 - Put that down. I got money!
01:19:41 - Let them do their job.
01:19:44 that should be
01:19:46 - Luke.
01:19:50 It's not enough.
01:19:53 It's not even close.
01:19:58 You said you'd fix it.
01:20:03 I need you to go upstairs
01:20:08 Go on upstairs.
01:20:10 Hey, be careful with that,
01:20:13 Are you being careful
01:20:22 ¶ "Flava in Your Ear"
01:20:30 - What are you doing?
01:20:36 You need some help?
01:21:57 - Yo!
01:22:00 - Hey...
01:22:01 I know the summer's
01:22:03 but I think we can
01:22:06 - Luke...
01:22:08 People do the long-distance thing
01:22:12 and we're not going to school
01:22:15 It's like a four-hour train ride, so,
01:22:20 - Is that Shapiro?
01:22:28 Oh, Shapiro.
01:22:33 Hi, baby.
01:22:37 No.
01:22:40 Okay.
01:22:46 - Look, Luke...
01:22:50 - He's in Fire Island.
01:22:53 Yo, wait.
01:22:55 ¶ "Tearz"
01:23:35 Luke.
01:23:42 I apologize for the mess.
01:23:50 You've been doing
01:23:52 It's an experiment.
01:23:56 Life. Salvation. Drugs.
01:24:04 I've never done most of
01:24:06 Come on, Luke,
01:24:29 The ocean.
01:24:33 This is all
01:24:37 Forget the city,
01:24:40 I just want to wrap myself
01:24:47 I cannot
01:24:51 - speak.
01:24:54 Hit me with it!
01:24:56 You don't think I can take it? I can
01:25:14 I want a
01:25:19 - vagina.
01:25:22 I should have known when she
01:25:28 There's certain people you just
01:25:32 Listen to me.
01:25:35 anyone who doesn't smoke pot
01:25:38 Never trust anyone
01:25:41 Never, ever,
01:25:44 ever,
01:25:46 trust anyone who says
01:25:50 If you meet someone
01:25:52 you alert the authorities immediately,
01:25:57 Okay.
01:26:00 Nothing's okay.
01:26:03 None of it's
01:26:05 everything is going
01:26:09 I tried to kill myself
01:26:12 Once with pills, turns out I have
01:26:17 Next by hanging.
01:26:22 You lose too much weight,
01:26:28 Oh, well.
01:26:30 Dr. Squires,
01:26:32 I don't know.
01:26:34 I just...
01:26:39 This is it. Last call, Luke.
01:26:50 - Where you going, Dr. Squires?
01:26:54 I'm ready to die, Luke.
01:26:57 Stop fucking around, Jeff.
01:26:59 I'm the weird old guy, remember?
01:27:04 Look, I didn't mean it, all right?
01:27:10 You're my best friend.
01:27:12 So just, please,
01:27:15 You're not
01:27:19 So that was all
01:27:22 All that stuff about
01:27:25 making it
01:27:29 You can't do this!
01:27:32 You can't just give up.
01:27:35 Life is hard and it's full of pain
01:27:38 but we take it
01:27:43 And we can do it
01:27:45 Because we help
01:27:48 Stop! Stop!
01:28:58 Luke!
01:29:30 That was really fucking cheesy,
01:29:37 There's enough assholes
01:29:42 Don't be another one.
01:29:46 Now you sound like me.
01:29:58 You wanna go to the city
01:30:05 Sounds good.
01:30:20 Thank you, Luke.
01:30:22 How you feeling?
01:30:29 Please, don't
01:30:32 - All right? You scared me.
01:30:37 Dr. Squires,
01:30:41 To my folks.
01:30:43 Where you living
01:30:45 We're moving in
01:30:50 - In New Jersey.
01:30:53 I'm sorry to live it.
01:30:57 I'm sorry about
01:31:05 She would have been
01:31:10 Good luck in school.
01:31:15 Try and fuck a black girl.
01:31:24 Baby steps.
01:31:29 It'll be okay.
01:31:31 - I can't answer that.
01:31:37 - Peace, Doc.
01:31:54 Luke. Hey.
01:31:57 Hey.
01:31:58 - Look, man, I just wanted to say...
01:32:02 Don't say nothing, okay?
01:32:06 Just stand there
01:32:08 I wanna remember this.
01:32:12 - I've never done it before.
01:32:19 Had my heart broken.
01:32:54 ¶ "All the Young Dudes"
01:33:05 To Luke Shapiro.
01:33:09 Luke.
01:33:12 Luke?
01:33:14 Have you had
01:33:16 about what you're gonna be
01:33:19 - Mom, he's got time.
01:33:22 Actually, I'm thinking
01:33:24 Psychology!
01:33:26 It's not quite the shoe business,
01:33:29 I figure I'm an expert 'cause everyone
01:34:10 Hello? Somebody paged me
01:34:13 Hi, Jeffrey?
01:34:18 Luke gave me
01:34:19 He said I should page you.
01:34:22 Yeah, it's okay.
01:34:24 So, um...
01:34:26 What are you
01:34:30 No plans.