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Waiting For Guffman
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First of all, |
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i want to thank |
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Giving up your lunch hours |
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And, lord knows, |
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Happy to be here. |
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Oh, me, too. |
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Absolutely. And let's just |
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Who wants to start us off? |
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I'll be |
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You know what? Gwen, |
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Ok. Sure... |
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you don't need |
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No. I don't need |
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I'll just hold on |
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Oh, she's fine. Gwen? |
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There is |
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that i think |
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is that we can't have |
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too far off |
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because we do have |
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Uh, we've solved that. |
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We're gonna take |
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and put 'em |
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They're not gonna |
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We're gonna |
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over near |
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This is the big bins |
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We've got barrels, too. |
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And we're gonna put |
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Wait a minute. |
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That's the big |
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the pie-eating going on |
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It's more of a dumpster |
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That's another thing. |
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like last year |
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which brings me |
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Oh, god. |
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Security. I say |
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a man with a rifle here, |
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Protect the whole square. |
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Is that really |
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Yes. Remember how much |
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Absolutely. |
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What can i tell you? |
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We... we are so proud. |
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We know that |
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is a first for blaine |
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that whatever we do |
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against which all other |
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that's the 150... |
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The people of blaine |
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In fact, you know, there's |
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if you don't like the weather, |
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In blaine, i honestly |
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we can get that down |
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Here in our |
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we've got a lot |
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There's a lot |
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And we're very proud |
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and i think it's about time |
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that the world |
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We're chomping at the bit, |
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certainly from this end, |
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It all started |
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He was hired by 30 settlers |
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to lead a wagon-train expedition |
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Uh, on the 14th night, |
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word has it they were |
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and blaine said, |
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Do you smell the salt |
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He said, "we're here. |
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And so there was |
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And the next morning, |
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they didn't see the ocean |
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because they were in missouri. |
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Uh, blaine was able to convince |
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that it was just low tide |
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but what had happened was |
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Bad weather. Wasrt familiar, |
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But as it turns out, |
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everybody was quite happy |
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So they said, "it's ok we didn't |
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We'll stay here." |
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And that's why |
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Well, i'm very proud to say |
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of blaine fabin. |
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I've lived here all my life. |
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As did my parents |
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and their parents |
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and so on and so forth. |
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I'm very excited about |
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because it'll be |
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i'll have the experience |
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and seeing actors portray |
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the... the actual |
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Being a fabin |
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Um, i can certainly understand |
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I had been |
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and working there |
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and choreographer |
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and i really felt |
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I imagined, in my fantasy, |
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that when i came here, |
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i would have a completely |
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Uh, perhaps, um... |
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a construction worker |
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or one of those guys |
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that works on those |
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with the hard hat. |
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You know, |
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And, uh, with the chaps. |
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But that didn't really |
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I began to realize, i guess, |
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that the theater |
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and what i had to do was |
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so i offered my services |
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and they accepted, |
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and i began to teach drama. |
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And within about 6 months, |
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i had formed |
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I got to tell you, |
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we are very, very excited |
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that's happening |
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Everyone right now |
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getting ready to audition. |
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And unfortunately |
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We have to stock that day |
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And corky will not let me |
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So, "that's show business," |
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and, uh, you know, |
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You gotta give him credit |
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President mckinley |
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back in 1898. |
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And a little boy, |
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made a stool for him. |
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And he loved it so much |
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and said, "lookit, i would |
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to dignitaries |
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And before you knew it, |
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blaine is manufacturing |
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And that's how the big... |
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that's how we got |
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Blaine became the stool capital |
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My first show |
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which was an absolute smash, |
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but my production |
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was what really |
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This whole idea of |
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really affected them. |
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The conceptualization, |
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the obtuseness |
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was what was interesting. |
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I wanted the audience |
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the fear... because people |
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poked in their noses. |
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You know, when you get |
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right on the end |
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and you kind of make |
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That's not a good thing. |
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I wanted to have |
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So during the show, |
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i had someone |
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and... and send it through |
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Well, they freaked out. |
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Of course, the fire marshal |
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and they shut us down |
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Mr. Bluestein, |
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montezuma's revenge |
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than good old-fashioned |
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Adult diapers |
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should never even |
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So you lose |
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My mom used to say |
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is a little town |
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in the heart |
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And, to me, blaine |
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where i can have |
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meet and marry a wonderful |
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and... and be something, |
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Some people |
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that even though |
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we've never been |
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With one exception. |
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Well, we've never |
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you left blaine. |
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Well, i went |
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It was a... |
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tell them why. |
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It was a medical reason. |
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You can tell 'em. |
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Just minor surgery. |
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I've been |
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For about, um... |
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8 months, 7. |
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I don't know. |
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It's fun. |
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You just do the cones. |
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Make sundaes, |
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put stuff on 'em and... |
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see a lot of people come in. |
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A lot of people |
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Burgers. Ice cream. |
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Anything, you know? |
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Cokes. Just drive in |
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if you're thirsty. |
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Everybody thinks that roswell |
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of a ufo |
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and that's bull roar. |
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We had the first sighting |
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And it wasrt just a sighting. |
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They stopped. They landed. |
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The people in blaine |
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for a potluck dinner. |
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I've been coming out |
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every day for 2 years |
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to measure it. |
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And here's the thing... |
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the circumference |
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by a few inches, |
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yet the radius |
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Which brings me back |
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There are 5 letters |
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Mix the word "blaine" up, |
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eventually, |
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Neball... |
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in a galaxy way, way... |
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way... far away. |
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I'll tell you another thing. |
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Once you step inside |
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The weather never changes. |
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It is always 67 degrees |
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with a 40% chance of rain. |
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Always. |
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L... i love |
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and i've been doing it |
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you know, school. |
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People ask me, |
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you know, "you must have been |
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And i say, uh, |
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But i sat beside |
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and I... i studied him, |
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and, uh, and saw |
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And so i picked some things up, |
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and at parties |
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i have to say, i love, |
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So, there's a thing |
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a... a... an entertaining bug |
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from my grandfather, uh, |
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who was very, very big |
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back in new york. |
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He was in the... the very... |
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I said more ham. |
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And that revue, |
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and that revue |
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Incidentally, the song |
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came from that revue. |
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My... my father, bless him, |
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brought me |
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This was his dental practice, |
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and i joke with my wife |
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at that point, |
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the money |
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You know. |
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Brave making m-more wampum |
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to buy pelts. |
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One happy squaw in wigwam. |
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Happy as mongoose. |
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That, uh... |
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is, of course, |
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one of my heroes |
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When i see lips |
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I can't stop |
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I can't stop |
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For that lightning, |
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Again |
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Yeah |
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Lightning's striking |
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Again and |
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I'm going to do a scene |
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You fucked my wife? |
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What? |
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You fucked my wife? |
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How can you ask me |
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How can you ask me? |
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I'm your brother |
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Where do you get the balls |
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Basically for |
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i have been |
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at blaine high, |
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um, and part of my job, |
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and a very |
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is to put on a show |
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which i have done |
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This year it's going |
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because corky, |
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being a professional |
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and having put on some very |
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uh, is going to be |
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and i'm going to be |
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which is different for me. |
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Teacher's pet |
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I wanna be teacher's pet |
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I want to be |
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And close to you |
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Teacher's pride |
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I wanna be teacher's pride |
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Dr. Pearl! How are you? |
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Yes, ron. |
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My wife sheila. |
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You remember her |
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Hello, sheila. |
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What are you |
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I'm here, you know, |
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Congratulations. |
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No, why are you |
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I'm... i told my wife |
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You know, i thought |
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Give it your best shot, |
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which won't be the first |
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Hope it doesn't leave corky |
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It's like pulling teeth |
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Why don't you give some |
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Future customers and all. |
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So |
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I can be teacher's pet |
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Long after |
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Teacher, teacher, |
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Whoa! |
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High |
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Ahem. Maybe just... |
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ahhh. Mmm. |
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I dream of jeanie |
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With |
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Floating like a vapor |
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On the soft summer air |
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Look out! |
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Camptown races |
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Doo-dah, doo-dah |
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Camptown racetrack |
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Oh, doo-dah day |
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Gwine to run all night |
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Gwine to run all day |
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Bet my money |
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? |
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Bay, bay, bay |
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Way down |
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Floating like |
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A vapor |
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On the soft summer |
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Air |
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Air |
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That was... |
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Very good. |
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Well, thank you, |
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Well, thank you very much. |
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We'll let you know. |
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Very good. |
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Thank you. |
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Thank you. |
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He can |
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He's good. |
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The albertsons? |
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Ding-dong. |
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Oh! |
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I wonder who knows i'm |
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Am i late? |
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You! |
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Surprised? |
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How did you find me? |
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I have my ways. |
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Would you like to |
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You don't need to answer |
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There's no need |
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I'll be |
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Prancer |
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And i will be |
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I don't need |
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When you're |
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And you won't |
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No, no |
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When i take |
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We'll need some coffee to go |
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You're always |
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But, say, i wonder, |
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do we have time |
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What time is it? |
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What time is it? Havert |
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It's |
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Midnight at the oasis |
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Thank you. |
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That was great. |
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Really good. |
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Thanks a lot. |
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Thanks for coming. |
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Should we leave the...? |
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Why don't you |
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Yeah. |
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We've done a few shows |
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so we know all |
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Thank you. |
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Thanks so much. |
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Thank you. |
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Thank you. |
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Wow. |
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I'm feeling good |
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about where we stand now |
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I think that the elements, |
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"are coming together, sir." |
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I'm very excited |
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the old standbys, |
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I call them |
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Allan pearl. Interesting. |
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where do they come from? |
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Sure, i'd seen him around. |
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It would never have occurred |
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to the dentist and say, |
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But i was shopping |
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i buy most of her clothes... |
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and mrs. Pearl |
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And it just was an accident. |
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We started talking |
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She was saying... that's not |
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but what the point is |
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this accidental meeting, |
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it's like |
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where you're thrown |
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and put in |
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You find people. |
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Something. Is it karma? |
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Maybe. |
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But we found him, |
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And i got bonnie |
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They took me off |
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I seen 'em taking |
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Different ones of us off |
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They put me on |
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and, uh, the guy |
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the one of them that took me |
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he probed me. |
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I was in there i bet |
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in that room being probed. |
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And at one time or another, |
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there's different |
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4, 5, 6 of them |
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and all of them probed me. |
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Not all at once, you know. |
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Later on, years later, |
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it's a funny thing. |
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It happened on a sunday, |
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and every sunday |
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that i was taken |
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i find i have |
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Casting a show is really |
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only the beginning |
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There's also |
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what fabrics will work |
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the lighting, |
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and it really becomes |
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between me |
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and most of all, dance. |
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I'd like you |
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and i'd like you to try |
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Now, what are you thinking, |
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what are you feeling right now |
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I feel a bree... you're |
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All right, but, see, |
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Oh. |
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See, what i'm asking for is |
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your first feeling was not |
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it was more like... |
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virgin isles or |
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Yes. |
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Yeah, he's at his rehearsal. |
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He's at his first rehearsal. |
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I don't know |
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'cause i never been |
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but i bet they're introducing |
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You know, it's gonna be nice |
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to meet |
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'cause we don't socialize |
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We got our scrabble club |
| 00:20:46 |
and, um, you know, |
| 00:20:49 |
and other people |
| 00:20:57 |
Right. Good. |
| 00:20:58 |
Oh, the exercises |
| 00:21:01 |
Even if you don't know what. |
| 00:21:04 |
Dr. Pearl, |
| 00:21:08 |
and he'll learn like ron and |
| 00:21:13 |
that corky has a vision. |
| 00:21:19 |
Whoa! Whoa! |
| 00:21:24 |
Whoo! |
| 00:21:27 |
Oh! |
| 00:21:28 |
You! |
| 00:21:30 |
Ha ha! I went like this. |
| 00:21:32 |
Forget about it. Ha ha! |
| 00:21:35 |
With her it's ok, |
| 00:21:36 |
but with him, |
| 00:21:41 |
I, uh, i'm walking |
| 00:21:46 |
This is a sensation |
| 00:21:49 |
When i became a dentist, |
| 00:21:52 |
but this is... this is |
| 00:21:55 |
because i could have |
| 00:21:58 |
I must say |
| 00:22:00 |
that dr. Pearl had |
| 00:22:02 |
Then i thought... |
| 00:22:04 |
we're in a glamor profession, |
| 00:22:06 |
and he isn't in |
| 00:22:09 |
one project, |
| 00:22:11 |
I have a feeling |
| 00:22:13 |
Particularly when |
| 00:22:15 |
I don't think |
| 00:22:16 |
You're intimidating, |
| 00:22:17 |
i can't help it. |
| 00:22:18 |
Because you have |
| 00:22:20 |
Ron is going to help |
| 00:22:22 |
'cause i know |
| 00:22:24 |
well, in all the productions |
| 00:22:26 |
and when we do scene studies |
| 00:22:28 |
ron will have extensive, |
| 00:22:31 |
you know, hour, 2-hour |
| 00:22:34 |
and it's so helpful. |
| 00:22:35 |
It's notes |
| 00:22:36 |
No, but lately... |
| 00:22:38 |
you get most of them. |
| 00:22:39 |
He's trying to help me |
| 00:22:41 |
or at least ignore them. |
| 00:22:44 |
Listen, |
| 00:22:47 |
We're doing a show. |
| 00:22:50 |
We're doing a show |
| 00:22:51 |
about the 150th anniversary |
| 00:22:54 |
and i know |
| 00:22:55 |
Yes? |
| 00:22:57 |
And you're really right |
| 00:23:00 |
It's the narrator |
| 00:23:03 |
One of the actor parts? |
| 00:23:04 |
Yeah. |
| 00:23:05 |
Oh, i don't know. |
| 00:23:07 |
I've heard... i think |
| 00:23:09 |
because i've heard |
| 00:23:11 |
in show business. |
| 00:23:12 |
Well, you know i did have, |
| 00:23:16 |
to be an actor |
| 00:23:18 |
when i got out of |
| 00:23:20 |
but i went to taxidermy |
| 00:23:23 |
Well, i took |
| 00:23:25 |
Uh-huh. |
| 00:23:26 |
I'll tell you something, |
| 00:23:27 |
what i'm looking for |
| 00:23:31 |
and people that are |
| 00:23:34 |
Well, yeah, i'm a hard worker |
| 00:23:38 |
I love all the work |
| 00:23:40 |
That's a little gun rack |
| 00:23:45 |
Oh, yeah. |
| 00:23:46 |
Boy, i didn't know |
| 00:23:53 |
I know this |
| 00:23:55 |
but i'm looking |
| 00:23:57 |
And i was wondering |
| 00:24:00 |
in participating |
| 00:24:02 |
Does that appeal to you |
| 00:24:04 |
I'm not much of an actor, |
| 00:24:07 |
I've never done that, |
| 00:24:09 |
Uh-huh. |
| 00:24:12 |
but it might be |
| 00:24:14 |
after, uh... |
| 00:24:16 |
What time do you |
| 00:24:18 |
Well, i get off at 8:00. |
| 00:24:20 |
At 8:00 tonight? |
| 00:24:22 |
Really? That's... |
| 00:24:24 |
Yeah. |
| 00:24:25 |
Hey, dad, |
| 00:24:27 |
st. Clair. |
| 00:24:28 |
He's a drama guy. |
| 00:24:29 |
Yeah, and, um, at 8:00 |
| 00:24:32 |
Right. |
| 00:24:33 |
I have to tell you i'm not |
| 00:24:36 |
Well, you know what? |
| 00:24:37 |
That's what |
| 00:24:39 |
You know? |
| 00:24:41 |
Did you change the fan belt |
| 00:24:45 |
No, i haven't |
| 00:24:46 |
When you get done here, |
| 00:24:49 |
Yeah. |
| 00:24:51 |
Um, so, |
| 00:24:54 |
6'2". |
| 00:24:55 |
Really? |
| 00:24:56 |
Wow. |
| 00:24:59 |
It's all the same |
| 00:25:02 |
When we say, "nothing |
| 00:25:05 |
could we try you two |
| 00:25:10 |
where we really hear |
| 00:25:13 |
And you guys just go, |
| 00:25:16 |
Don't say the "ne." |
| 00:25:18 |
And the same thing... |
| 00:25:20 |
it's all the same." |
| 00:25:22 |
And you sing, |
| 00:25:24 |
Let's try it once, |
| 00:25:25 |
1, 2, 3, and... |
| 00:25:27 |
i know it's hard |
| 00:25:30 |
because it must seem |
| 00:25:32 |
a new world, |
| 00:25:33 |
but we're gonna |
| 00:25:35 |
And if you ever |
| 00:25:37 |
you can always call me up. |
| 00:25:40 |
i have a private number. |
| 00:25:41 |
It's not listed, |
| 00:25:43 |
And do not give it out |
| 00:25:46 |
"How high a ridge, |
| 00:25:50 |
for the sun, |
| 00:25:52 |
not pinching your shirt. |
| 00:25:54 |
I want, you see... |
| 00:25:56 |
Thumbs? |
| 00:25:57 |
Yeah, there you go. |
| 00:26:00 |
Yeah. |
| 00:26:02 |
"How high a ridge, |
| 00:26:05 |
see what's happening |
| 00:26:07 |
'Cause it's almost as if you're |
| 00:26:10 |
and it's... it's going to be |
| 00:26:12 |
Pushing it |
| 00:26:14 |
I could try a "how." |
| 00:26:15 |
"How... how high a ridge, |
| 00:26:29 |
Keep in time. |
| 00:26:31 |
Ok. |
| 00:26:33 |
Right. |
| 00:26:34 |
Robin in the nest. |
| 00:26:35 |
Ok. |
| 00:26:38 |
Right. |
| 00:26:39 |
Good. |
| 00:26:41 |
This'll dominate the show. |
| 00:26:45 |
By the pool |
| 00:26:47 |
In the school |
| 00:26:49 |
It's the rule |
| 00:26:51 |
There's a stool, |
| 00:26:54 |
Stools are where |
| 00:26:56 |
Once upon a time |
| 00:26:58 |
A chair's for fools |
| 00:27:00 |
Everybody wants stools |
| 00:27:03 |
Stool boom |
| 00:27:05 |
From the parlor |
| 00:27:08 |
? |
| 00:27:11 |
Whose script |
| 00:27:12 |
Stool... |
| 00:27:14 |
No, drool. |
| 00:27:15 |
You will... |
| 00:27:17 |
Never stopping |
| 00:27:18 |
Never breathing, |
| 00:27:23 |
I don't want to interfere, |
| 00:27:26 |
but i think it would be... |
| 00:27:30 |
i think we have |
| 00:27:33 |
i can't hear you. |
| 00:27:34 |
I think we have to work on |
| 00:27:37 |
Fine. |
| 00:27:38 |
But i don't want |
| 00:27:41 |
and i don't |
| 00:27:43 |
in front of them, |
| 00:27:45 |
where do you |
| 00:27:47 |
Well, i think we have to |
| 00:27:51 |
that includes |
| 00:27:54 |
'cause i think jean and i |
| 00:27:58 |
why are you whispering? |
| 00:27:59 |
I'm right here, |
| 00:28:02 |
oh, i'm sorry. |
| 00:28:03 |
Do you want me |
| 00:28:06 |
Because i think |
| 00:28:09 |
well, |
| 00:28:10 |
You know, just talk like |
| 00:28:13 |
I think what they |
| 00:28:16 |
To me, you rehearse, |
| 00:28:18 |
You get it perfect. You know |
| 00:28:21 |
And then what? |
| 00:28:22 |
And then you |
| 00:28:23 |
Let me pinpoint you. |
| 00:28:24 |
You said they learn it, |
| 00:28:26 |
and that's ok? |
| 00:28:27 |
That's f... great. |
| 00:28:28 |
Well, |
| 00:28:29 |
but they never learned it. |
| 00:28:32 |
I'm just saying, |
| 00:28:33 |
but what i'm saying is, |
| 00:28:34 |
if they're gonna |
| 00:28:36 |
then what difference |
| 00:28:37 |
You see what i mean? |
| 00:28:40 |
it's like a... |
| 00:28:42 |
It's like, you know... |
| 00:28:45 |
how many babies, |
| 00:28:47 |
in... in the tire thing? |
| 00:28:49 |
That whole... |
| 00:28:51 |
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. |
| 00:28:54 |
Uh, it's, you know, |
| 00:28:56 |
And how'd you |
| 00:28:59 |
Well, |
| 00:29:01 |
coming here for many, |
| 00:29:03 |
Oh, yeah, |
| 00:29:05 |
Well, with the rehearsals, |
| 00:29:08 |
This is true. |
| 00:29:09 |
You know, in china, |
| 00:29:10 |
they'll kill a monkey |
| 00:29:11 |
and split its head open, |
| 00:29:12 |
eat the brains |
| 00:29:16 |
We had friends... |
| 00:29:18 |
Barbara and bruce, |
| 00:29:19 |
Who went to, uh, china, |
| 00:29:21 |
you're in |
| 00:29:22 |
that you've been there, |
| 00:29:23 |
but they went to peking, |
| 00:29:26 |
and what they say is |
| 00:29:29 |
is not as good... |
| 00:29:30 |
you can't get a sauce as |
| 00:29:33 |
They don't make it |
| 00:29:34 |
Their food is like |
| 00:29:36 |
And they should've |
| 00:29:38 |
yeah, we got |
| 00:29:40 |
Incidentally, if you two |
| 00:29:41 |
ever want to get down |
| 00:29:42 |
we got a great package. |
| 00:29:45 |
All expense... yeah. |
| 00:29:46 |
You get everything |
| 00:29:48 |
any kind of food |
| 00:29:50 |
you know, |
| 00:29:52 |
Uh, no need to go... |
| 00:29:54 |
we're talking about |
| 00:29:55 |
Yeah, we'd love to go. |
| 00:29:57 |
is it a direct? |
| 00:29:58 |
A week, 2 weeks. |
| 00:29:59 |
Like there aren't |
| 00:30:01 |
Well, we should. |
| 00:30:03 |
what does that have to do... |
| 00:30:04 |
of course there are |
| 00:30:05 |
We're talking |
| 00:30:07 |
I'm talking about |
| 00:30:08 |
Miami. We're talking |
| 00:30:09 |
Dear, why don't you put |
| 00:30:11 |
before you have |
| 00:30:12 |
What's it... |
| 00:30:14 |
shh. Girl talk. |
| 00:30:17 |
What's it like to be |
| 00:30:20 |
That is interesting. |
| 00:30:22 |
I'd ask you more about |
| 00:30:25 |
"that whole |
| 00:30:26 |
aah. |
| 00:30:28 |
'Cause when ron |
| 00:30:30 |
all right, all right, |
| 00:30:31 |
When ron had |
| 00:30:33 |
"hey, circumcise it |
| 00:30:35 |
'Cause i had never been |
| 00:30:37 |
Rors the only man |
| 00:30:39 |
Well, what surgery, uh... |
| 00:30:41 |
nothing. I had a little |
| 00:30:43 |
Could we have some coffee |
| 00:30:45 |
It's not minor anymore. |
| 00:30:48 |
Just... |
| 00:30:49 |
well, maybe, you know, |
| 00:30:52 |
I had what, you know, |
| 00:30:56 |
dream of, you know. |
| 00:30:57 |
And i had to have, uh, |
| 00:31:01 |
I'm sorry? |
| 00:31:02 |
Penis reduction. |
| 00:31:03 |
Which there aren't many. |
| 00:31:04 |
You're gonna say, |
| 00:31:06 |
'cause there haven't |
| 00:31:07 |
I said, |
| 00:31:09 |
And he said, "why don't |
| 00:31:12 |
vagina enlargements?" |
| 00:31:13 |
Oh, dear! Could we have |
| 00:31:15 |
Have you tried |
| 00:31:17 |
Unbelievable. |
| 00:31:18 |
Let me ask you something. |
| 00:31:20 |
Yes. |
| 00:31:21 |
I want to ask you |
| 00:31:23 |
oh! Ohh, |
| 00:31:26 |
No. No, please. |
| 00:31:28 |
doctor, please... |
| 00:31:29 |
medicine man not go near |
| 00:31:32 |
Everybody, everybody, |
| 00:31:34 |
i have a little |
| 00:31:37 |
I wasrt gonna tell you. |
| 00:31:38 |
I sent out 10 letters |
| 00:31:40 |
to different producers |
| 00:31:43 |
That's great. |
| 00:31:44 |
This is from |
| 00:31:47 |
"Dear mr. St. Clair, |
| 00:31:49 |
"in response to your letter |
| 00:31:51 |
"re: Blaine, missouri's |
| 00:31:55 |
"and the debut |
| 00:31:58 |
"red, white, & blaine, |
| 00:32:00 |
"the oppeneimer |
| 00:32:02 |
"is delighted to inform you |
| 00:32:04 |
"that it will be sending |
| 00:32:06 |
"mr. Mort guffman, |
| 00:32:08 |
"to view the production |
| 00:32:10 |
and enlighten us |
| 00:32:13 |
How about that? |
| 00:32:14 |
"We thank you |
| 00:32:16 |
And it says, "best regards, |
| 00:32:21 |
Wow. What does |
| 00:32:24 |
What it means is, |
| 00:32:26 |
we may be goir |
| 00:32:29 |
Aah! |
| 00:32:31 |
Ohh! |
| 00:32:33 |
Oh, this is |
| 00:32:36 |
How about that? |
| 00:32:37 |
Did you hear that? |
| 00:32:39 |
My aunt... |
| 00:32:41 |
that i look at a lot, |
| 00:32:43 |
this big blue book, |
| 00:32:46 |
And it's an island, |
| 00:32:48 |
It's this... |
| 00:32:52 |
of different colors |
| 00:32:56 |
and i can't... it sounds |
| 00:32:59 |
You know, we don't see |
| 00:33:03 |
I'd like to maybe |
| 00:33:07 |
italian guys or... |
| 00:33:10 |
you know, |
| 00:33:11 |
L-i'm gonna be glad to do |
| 00:33:14 |
and there'll probably |
| 00:33:16 |
Mmm. Keeping |
| 00:33:18 |
But i don't know if the theater |
| 00:33:21 |
For one thing, |
| 00:33:22 |
there's an awful lot |
| 00:33:24 |
and i think... and i think... |
| 00:33:27 |
Yeah. That's always |
| 00:33:29 |
The ultimate goal... |
| 00:33:31 |
Even when i was a kid |
| 00:33:33 |
"Here's looking at you, babe." |
| 00:33:35 |
And, uh... |
| 00:33:36 |
"You don't care |
| 00:33:38 |
about anyone but yourself." |
| 00:33:42 |
Who was that? |
| 00:33:43 |
I always have to tell her |
| 00:33:45 |
She always laughs, |
| 00:33:47 |
But i think, back there, |
| 00:33:48 |
there's always |
| 00:33:50 |
that that's where i'd end up... |
| 00:33:52 |
And you got the face |
| 00:33:54 |
You know, i want to try |
| 00:33:56 |
that "less is more" |
| 00:33:57 |
where you just... when you're |
| 00:34:00 |
you close your eyes, |
| 00:34:02 |
when you're not |
| 00:34:03 |
I mean, you open your eyes |
| 00:34:05 |
but then when you |
| 00:34:07 |
you go like that. |
| 00:34:08 |
and then you look back |
| 00:34:10 |
but you never open your eyes |
| 00:34:11 |
The guffman news |
| 00:34:13 |
and, uh, i don't |
| 00:34:16 |
that the cast understand |
| 00:34:20 |
Um, they don't know |
| 00:34:21 |
They haven't been |
| 00:34:23 |
You know, so it is kind of |
| 00:34:26 |
and... going to the big apple |
| 00:34:31 |
you know, is... |
| 00:34:32 |
such an experience. |
| 00:34:34 |
It stays with you |
| 00:34:37 |
Me, you know, |
| 00:34:38 |
you know, |
| 00:34:41 |
uh, with a dance belt and a tube |
| 00:34:44 |
You know, not really much |
| 00:34:46 |
And then basically |
| 00:34:49 |
for 10 or so years, |
| 00:34:52 |
off off off off broadway, |
| 00:34:54 |
and then enough is enough, |
| 00:34:57 |
And... is that gonna happen |
| 00:35:00 |
I mean, and i don't want it |
| 00:35:02 |
In my deepest, |
| 00:35:04 |
i do not want it |
| 00:35:06 |
Mr. Guffman brings with him... |
| 00:35:10 |
something bigger than anyone |
| 00:35:14 |
and if i am to get back |
| 00:35:17 |
on my terms, |
| 00:35:18 |
i cannot deliver him... |
| 00:35:21 |
I really have to be |
| 00:35:26 |
A beautifully wrapped, |
| 00:35:31 |
What i need from you... |
| 00:35:35 |
because you're the bosses |
| 00:35:38 |
and i know that... |
| 00:35:39 |
is... |
| 00:35:41 |
this is so hard. |
| 00:35:43 |
I mean, there's nothing |
| 00:35:45 |
This is like when you're |
| 00:35:48 |
and they whip that thing off |
| 00:35:50 |
That's what this is like. |
| 00:35:52 |
I need more money. |
| 00:35:56 |
How much do you need? |
| 00:35:58 |
Steve's right. How much |
| 00:36:01 |
Ok. |
| 00:36:03 |
What i need... |
| 00:36:06 |
is 100,000. |
| 00:36:15 |
Oh, brother! |
| 00:36:17 |
Corky! |
| 00:36:18 |
He is good. |
| 00:36:19 |
He is. |
| 00:36:20 |
And let me explain, |
| 00:36:22 |
let me explain |
| 00:36:23 |
go ahead. |
| 00:36:25 |
Oh, man, my heart stopped |
| 00:36:27 |
He started going "money" |
| 00:36:29 |
Let me just explain |
| 00:36:31 |
I bought it all the way, |
| 00:36:34 |
He's not joking. |
| 00:36:36 |
He's... he's not kidding? |
| 00:36:38 |
Corky, |
| 00:36:40 |
for the entire year |
| 00:36:43 |
and that includes |
| 00:36:45 |
Well, i don't have any |
| 00:36:47 |
No, no. I mean the pool. |
| 00:36:50 |
That's everything. |
| 00:36:52 |
100,000?! |
| 00:36:53 |
Look, you're a nice fella |
| 00:36:56 |
but if i may be blunt... |
| 00:37:00 |
I mean... |
| 00:37:04 |
So what i'm |
| 00:37:05 |
correct me if i'm wrong, |
| 00:37:07 |
is that you're not |
| 00:37:10 |
So now i'm left |
| 00:37:13 |
I'm left with zero, |
| 00:37:15 |
in which... in which... |
| 00:37:17 |
You know, what can I... |
| 00:37:20 |
This is my life here |
| 00:37:22 |
We're not just talking about, |
| 00:37:24 |
We're talking about |
| 00:37:26 |
And it's forcing me to do |
| 00:37:28 |
to leave, |
| 00:37:30 |
to... to go out |
| 00:37:33 |
and say... |
| 00:37:35 |
and say, "no, way, corky. |
| 00:37:38 |
You're not putting up |
| 00:37:39 |
And i'll tell you why |
| 00:37:42 |
Because |
| 00:37:44 |
That's what you are. |
| 00:37:46 |
and i'm going home, |
| 00:37:47 |
i'm gonna bite my pillow |
| 00:37:58 |
What do you |
| 00:37:59 |
Vaseline. |
| 00:38:00 |
Petroleum jelly |
| 00:38:02 |
You are getting away |
| 00:38:04 |
You're young and it's ok, |
| 00:38:06 |
libby, i have |
| 00:38:08 |
I have to talk to you. |
| 00:38:10 |
Excuse me, libby. |
| 00:38:12 |
I'm gonna round us up. |
| 00:38:13 |
Hold on. Gee. |
| 00:38:15 |
Dr. Pearl. |
| 00:38:16 |
Morning. |
| 00:38:17 |
Good morning. |
| 00:38:19 |
We have to talk. Ok? |
| 00:38:21 |
Gather around, please. |
| 00:38:24 |
Libby! Sheila. |
| 00:38:26 |
Excuse me, ron. |
| 00:38:27 |
Thank you. Dr. Pearl. |
| 00:38:29 |
Please be quiet. |
| 00:38:31 |
We've got to listen up here. |
| 00:38:32 |
Excuse me, are we |
| 00:38:34 |
We will be vocalizing. |
| 00:38:35 |
Before we start, i'd |
| 00:38:39 |
Yes, we'll be doing... |
| 00:38:42 |
We'll be doing a lot of... |
| 00:38:44 |
Everybody, let's be serious now |
| 00:38:47 |
and let's all listen up, ok? |
| 00:38:49 |
Corky has left the show, |
| 00:38:53 |
And what i want to do today |
| 00:38:56 |
do dancing, |
| 00:38:59 |
And my hope is |
| 00:39:01 |
we will know |
| 00:39:02 |
what do you mean? |
| 00:39:03 |
And we will have a show. |
| 00:39:04 |
Corky's left? |
| 00:39:06 |
You mean he's left |
| 00:39:07 |
Corky has quit the show, |
| 00:39:11 |
Corky! |
| 00:39:12 |
Cork! |
| 00:39:15 |
Corky! |
| 00:39:19 |
Here, you go up. |
| 00:39:20 |
Boy, i only |
| 00:39:22 |
that's good exercise. |
| 00:39:23 |
You know, |
| 00:39:25 |
is he not answering? |
| 00:39:26 |
Corky, |
| 00:39:27 |
Corky, open up! |
| 00:39:28 |
Corky! |
| 00:39:30 |
Corky, we love you! |
| 00:39:32 |
There may be |
| 00:39:33 |
Try the door. |
| 00:39:46 |
He wants to be |
| 00:39:47 |
I'd never forgive myself |
| 00:39:49 |
Just shut up! Just shut up! |
| 00:39:53 |
Freaks! |
| 00:39:56 |
Freaky people, my god! |
| 00:39:57 |
I know |
| 00:39:59 |
Guess i can just go back |
| 00:40:08 |
They said |
| 00:40:13 |
I always have a place |
| 00:40:20 |
You got to stop crying. |
| 00:40:22 |
She hasn't cried |
| 00:40:23 |
since the day we got |
| 00:40:26 |
You know, |
| 00:40:29 |
Why didn't i react like this |
| 00:40:31 |
for the blaine panthers |
| 00:40:34 |
went down with |
| 00:40:35 |
I should have said, |
| 00:40:37 |
'Cause you're strong, ron, |
| 00:40:38 |
You're just a big brick! |
| 00:40:39 |
Let's delay the game, |
| 00:40:42 |
and i see we have |
| 00:40:43 |
Let's give up. No. |
| 00:40:46 |
We brought in the |
| 00:40:47 |
When he went down, |
| 00:40:48 |
we brought in the |
| 00:40:50 |
and we went out, |
| 00:40:51 |
off of harry truman |
| 00:40:53 |
and next week, went out |
| 00:40:55 |
with blessed, uh, |
| 00:40:57 |
And they went on to win |
| 00:41:04 |
To tell you |
| 00:41:06 |
i haven't even |
| 00:41:08 |
Not for a... not for a second |
| 00:41:11 |
that the show's over. |
| 00:41:13 |
I don't, uh, i don't, uh, |
| 00:41:16 |
L... i try not |
| 00:41:17 |
and therefore, |
| 00:41:19 |
because it's |
| 00:41:22 |
to deal with something |
| 00:41:24 |
not that important |
| 00:41:26 |
It's not... not, uh, |
| 00:41:29 |
you know, for me. |
| 00:41:34 |
I'm just so sad for corky, |
| 00:41:37 |
i think these |
| 00:41:39 |
they're real emotional, |
| 00:41:42 |
i think the important thing |
| 00:41:45 |
is that you got to have |
| 00:41:47 |
And I... i know, you know, uh, |
| 00:41:50 |
I guess she's out of town. |
| 00:41:52 |
Um... because i haven't |
| 00:41:55 |
I've never seen her, |
| 00:41:57 |
so, you know, |
| 00:41:59 |
You know, maybe she's |
| 00:42:02 |
Corky, without you, |
| 00:42:05 |
Without the show, |
| 00:42:06 |
Without celebration, |
| 00:42:09 |
So you see how |
| 00:42:12 |
You know how dominoes |
| 00:42:14 |
Without blaine, |
| 00:42:16 |
there's no missouri. |
| 00:42:17 |
Blaine is the heart |
| 00:42:18 |
What happens if missouri |
| 00:42:22 |
We need the magic back |
| 00:42:25 |
and it ain't gonna |
| 00:42:28 |
Lloyd is a music teacher, |
| 00:42:32 |
He doesn't even |
| 00:42:33 |
The person who needs |
| 00:42:36 |
is blaine fabin. |
| 00:42:37 |
Hear, hear. |
| 00:42:39 |
And i'm not just saying that |
| 00:42:42 |
Ok, ok. |
| 00:42:43 |
I'm saying that |
| 00:42:45 |
that nobody |
| 00:42:49 |
that whole... |
| 00:42:51 |
thing. |
| 00:42:53 |
That whole thing, hmm? |
| 00:42:54 |
You could |
| 00:42:56 |
and you could make it |
| 00:42:58 |
because this man is a genius, |
| 00:43:01 |
Look what you did withbarefoot |
| 00:43:03 |
Did you have |
| 00:43:04 |
You didn't have |
| 00:43:06 |
and look what happened |
| 00:43:08 |
And what aboutbackdraft? |
| 00:43:09 |
You took a little bit |
| 00:43:10 |
and you made it |
| 00:43:12 |
You can still |
| 00:43:14 |
You know what? |
| 00:43:15 |
We need you |
| 00:43:18 |
and wave it and make |
| 00:43:22 |
is what we need. |
| 00:43:25 |
Will you do it? |
| 00:43:27 |
Come on back, cork. |
| 00:43:28 |
Please. |
| 00:43:36 |
Whoo! |
| 00:43:37 |
Whoo! |
| 00:43:38 |
Whoo! |
| 00:43:41 |
Whoo! |
| 00:43:42 |
Whoo! |
| 00:43:43 |
Yay! |
| 00:43:44 |
Thank you. |
| 00:43:45 |
Yay! |
| 00:43:46 |
Whoo! |
| 00:43:48 |
Please! Oh! |
| 00:43:50 |
Whoo! |
| 00:43:51 |
All right, |
| 00:43:53 |
Thank you. Thank you. |
| 00:43:56 |
Ok, let's pretend that |
| 00:44:01 |
And let's just jump |
| 00:44:03 |
All right? Let's start |
| 00:44:05 |
Covered wagons! |
| 00:44:10 |
Whoo! |
| 00:44:14 |
Waah! |
| 00:44:16 |
In a funny way, |
| 00:44:19 |
was really give me |
| 00:44:21 |
and it's a challenge |
| 00:44:25 |
It's like in the olden days |
| 00:44:28 |
when men would slap each other |
| 00:44:31 |
and say, you know, |
| 00:44:33 |
"d'artagnan, you know, |
| 00:44:34 |
how dare you talk |
| 00:44:37 |
And smack 'im. |
| 00:44:39 |
Stool boom |
| 00:44:41 |
From the parlor |
| 00:44:44 |
We're the center |
| 00:44:47 |
? |
| 00:44:51 |
Working, making |
| 00:44:53 |
Never stopping, |
| 00:44:55 |
Working, building |
| 00:44:56 |
Some for selling, |
| 00:44:58 |
You will drool |
| 00:45:00 |
At the splendor |
| 00:45:03 |
It's the rule |
| 00:45:05 |
Everyone has a stool |
| 00:45:07 |
Just 3 legs |
| 00:45:08 |
It's the thing |
| 00:45:11 |
Hock your jewels |
| 00:45:13 |
I did want to mention |
| 00:45:15 |
Mm-hmm? |
| 00:45:18 |
Specs? |
| 00:45:19 |
1845, you know, |
| 00:45:22 |
i think it's |
| 00:45:25 |
Oh, oh, oh. |
| 00:45:27 |
My glasses. |
| 00:45:29 |
You're saying... |
| 00:45:31 |
i don't think |
| 00:45:32 |
Don't wear them |
| 00:45:34 |
It's mostly in |
| 00:45:35 |
because i think |
| 00:45:36 |
where it's just not |
| 00:45:40 |
Of course, when you get |
| 00:45:43 |
historically, it's... |
| 00:45:45 |
i can see |
| 00:45:47 |
Nothing major. Nothing |
| 00:45:49 |
One, um... |
| 00:45:51 |
contrary |
| 00:45:54 |
i don't see very well |
| 00:45:57 |
so i'm thinking is that |
| 00:46:00 |
for me... just look out. |
| 00:46:03 |
And the other thing |
| 00:46:08 |
is i have a very lazy eye |
| 00:46:12 |
which these prescription |
| 00:46:17 |
Wo |
| 00:46:21 |
Blue sky, blue sea |
| 00:46:25 |
Blue grass, blue tree |
| 00:46:29 |
Red as the fire |
| 00:46:31 |
That makes |
| 00:46:34 |
Red as the fire |
| 00:46:36 |
That helps us |
| 00:46:38 |
Getting off the horse |
| 00:46:40 |
I can get off |
| 00:46:42 |
but where |
| 00:46:43 |
is that sometimes |
| 00:46:45 |
and i can't |
| 00:46:47 |
So i have to kind of |
| 00:46:49 |
"Gather round, |
| 00:46:51 |
I don't know which |
| 00:46:53 |
the horse |
| 00:46:55 |
Oh! Ha ha ha! |
| 00:46:58 |
Corky? |
| 00:47:01 |
It's johnny. |
| 00:47:02 |
I feel |
| 00:47:04 |
hello? |
| 00:47:06 |
Yeah? |
| 00:47:09 |
What do you mean? |
| 00:47:11 |
Then we back up. |
| 00:47:13 |
But i've been waiting |
| 00:47:15 |
What are you saying? |
| 00:47:17 |
Shh! |
| 00:47:18 |
I understand that. |
| 00:47:21 |
Believe me, |
| 00:47:22 |
What can you do is |
| 00:47:27 |
Do you understand that? |
| 00:47:29 |
I don't believe that. |
| 00:47:30 |
No, i'm sorry. |
| 00:47:33 |
That is not an answer, no. |
| 00:47:34 |
It's absolutely unacceptable |
| 00:47:38 |
Not today! No! |
| 00:47:42 |
And that's the way it is? |
| 00:47:44 |
Then i just hate you! |
| 00:47:46 |
And i hate your ass face! |
| 00:47:50 |
What's up? |
| 00:47:52 |
Johnny's not in the show. |
| 00:47:54 |
His dad said he has |
| 00:47:57 |
What does he think |
| 00:47:59 |
that he can be marked |
| 00:48:01 |
This is the day |
| 00:48:03 |
Oh, my god. |
| 00:48:04 |
Just... just... |
| 00:48:06 |
This is |
| 00:48:08 |
Ron, just... just let me think |
| 00:48:10 |
I've just got |
| 00:48:12 |
and... and try to figure |
| 00:48:21 |
It's tight. |
| 00:48:23 |
If you could hike |
| 00:48:25 |
you'd get more room. |
| 00:48:26 |
I am pulling them up. |
| 00:48:28 |
Sort of trying to commit |
| 00:48:30 |
This is johnny's costume, |
| 00:48:33 |
he's a different |
| 00:48:36 |
This is... i don't... |
| 00:48:39 |
i'm about |
| 00:48:40 |
i understand. |
| 00:48:41 |
Wo Actors, |
| 00:48:43 |
Oh, my god! |
| 00:48:45 |
We're at 15. |
| 00:48:46 |
No, we gotta move now. |
| 00:48:48 |
You're gonna have |
| 00:48:50 |
Ok, ok. |
| 00:49:02 |
I'm so nervous. |
| 00:49:04 |
You're gonna be great. |
| 00:49:05 |
If there's an empty space, |
| 00:49:07 |
That's what i like to do. |
| 00:49:08 |
Even if it's |
| 00:49:16 |
Agnes, where's |
| 00:49:18 |
You mean |
| 00:49:19 |
Yes. Where is it? |
| 00:49:20 |
Honey, i told you to lay off |
| 00:49:22 |
I couldn't let |
| 00:49:23 |
It's not here? |
| 00:49:25 |
Not it is not. |
| 00:49:40 |
Oh, i destroyed |
| 00:49:42 |
Mmm. Hark! |
| 00:49:45 |
Oh, god! |
| 00:49:46 |
It's all right. |
| 00:49:48 |
I hope that |
| 00:49:50 |
No, no, it's just fine. |
| 00:50:33 |
May i remind you, please? |
| 00:50:35 |
No glasses for |
| 00:50:36 |
Oh, no, no, no, I... |
| 00:50:37 |
actors? |
| 00:50:40 |
Have a good show everybody! |
| 00:51:17 |
Don't worry about anything |
| 00:51:19 |
he's not here. |
| 00:51:21 |
He's not here. |
| 00:51:23 |
Not here? Guffman? |
| 00:51:25 |
Should we lower |
| 00:51:26 |
Corky! |
| 00:51:27 |
Everybody, look, look, |
| 00:51:29 |
i've been through this |
| 00:51:31 |
These new york types |
| 00:51:33 |
Believe me. I've never seen |
| 00:51:36 |
in all my years |
| 00:51:38 |
Take a deep breath... |
| 00:51:40 |
blow it out. |
| 00:51:42 |
He's gonna be here. |
| 00:51:44 |
Everybody do a good show. |
| 00:51:47 |
Wwwwwhoa! |
| 00:52:22 |
Oh, howdy. |
| 00:52:25 |
Eh, didn't see you |
| 00:52:29 |
But if you like, |
| 00:52:31 |
you're welcome to share |
| 00:52:34 |
I was just fixing |
| 00:52:37 |
Beans. |
| 00:52:40 |
I love beans. |
| 00:52:44 |
Now, don't get me |
| 00:52:47 |
or i'll be jabberir away |
| 00:52:52 |
But, you know, |
| 00:52:55 |
there is a story i wouldn't |
| 00:52:58 |
It's a tall tale |
| 00:53:00 |
with each passing year. |
| 00:53:02 |
It's the story of blaine. |
| 00:53:21 |
Well, we've traveled |
| 00:53:23 |
We must let the women |
| 00:53:24 |
Don't you rest on our account, |
| 00:53:27 |
We women are just as strong |
| 00:53:31 |
Ha ha ha! |
| 00:53:32 |
I do believe you are, |
| 00:53:34 |
I do believe you are. |
| 00:53:36 |
California will be a sight |
| 00:53:39 |
Mine as well, |
| 00:53:42 |
But right now we need |
| 00:53:44 |
and to cook our food. |
| 00:53:46 |
Done. |
| 00:53:50 |
Oh. |
| 00:53:51 |
Oh. |
| 00:53:52 |
That will be quite enough |
| 00:53:56 |
Just one kiss? |
| 00:53:57 |
There'll be plenty |
| 00:53:59 |
when we get |
| 00:54:01 |
lfwe get to california. |
| 00:54:03 |
Oh, we'll get there. |
| 00:54:05 |
Blaine fabin will |
| 00:54:08 |
Hark! A rider approaches. |
| 00:54:10 |
Blaine fabin |
| 00:54:13 |
Whoa! |
| 00:54:16 |
Ho there! |
| 00:54:18 |
Whoa, steady. |
| 00:54:22 |
Gather round |
| 00:54:25 |
What news? |
| 00:54:27 |
What did your keen and |
| 00:54:31 |
Just up yonder, |
| 00:54:33 |
How high a ridge, |
| 00:54:36 |
for the sun had set |
| 00:54:39 |
before i reached |
| 00:54:41 |
Then... a strange thing |
| 00:54:45 |
My nose started twitchir. |
| 00:54:48 |
There was a mysterious |
| 00:54:52 |
What? What kind |
| 00:54:53 |
What was this |
| 00:54:56 |
It was the scent |
| 00:54:59 |
Oh! |
| 00:55:00 |
Salt water? |
| 00:55:03 |
Ladies and gentlemen, |
| 00:55:04 |
we have reached |
| 00:55:06 |
We have |
| 00:55:09 |
Welcome to california! |
| 00:55:12 |
Yay! |
| 00:55:18 |
Grab your feller |
| 00:55:21 |
Welcome him |
| 00:55:23 |
Grab your lady |
| 00:55:26 |
Take her out |
| 00:55:32 |
Everybody dance! |
| 00:55:43 |
Whoo! |
| 00:56:25 |
That was great! |
| 00:56:27 |
Shut up. |
| 00:56:28 |
oh, my! |
| 00:56:29 |
60 years went by, |
| 00:56:32 |
and the town of blaine kept |
| 00:56:35 |
Every time you looked around, |
| 00:56:37 |
a new family was moving in. |
| 00:56:39 |
Hurry, agnes. |
| 00:56:41 |
I am trying to hurry. |
| 00:56:43 |
You got my hat? |
| 00:56:45 |
Your hat? Right here |
| 00:56:47 |
Mcgillicuddy's orchard became |
| 00:56:52 |
They even laid track for |
| 00:56:55 |
the iron horse, |
| 00:56:57 |
which brought a pretty |
| 00:57:01 |
Yay! |
| 00:57:04 |
Hurrah! Hurrah! |
| 00:57:07 |
Good people of blaine, |
| 00:57:09 |
they told me |
| 00:57:12 |
but i said, |
| 00:57:14 |
Yay! |
| 00:57:17 |
I guess i need |
| 00:57:21 |
Mr. President, |
| 00:57:26 |
yourvisit toourtown, |
| 00:57:29 |
i present you humbly |
| 00:57:31 |
with this fair key |
| 00:57:34 |
Well, i do declare, |
| 00:57:36 |
is larger than |
| 00:57:41 |
Wait, mr. President! |
| 00:57:42 |
What have we here? |
| 00:57:44 |
It's a footstool. |
| 00:57:47 |
Well, isn't |
| 00:57:49 |
I'll take this back |
| 00:57:51 |
and every time |
| 00:57:53 |
i'll think of blaine. |
| 00:57:56 |
Yay! |
| 00:57:58 |
Hurrah! |
| 00:58:01 |
Now, we all know |
| 00:58:03 |
aren't used to keeping |
| 00:58:05 |
he's here. |
| 00:58:07 |
I told you |
| 00:58:10 |
Should we start |
| 00:58:11 |
He didn't see |
| 00:58:13 |
Well, before you know it, |
| 00:58:15 |
everyone rich and poor alike |
| 00:58:17 |
had to have a blaine stool |
| 00:58:21 |
The little town never |
| 00:58:23 |
Footstool factories |
| 00:58:28 |
Everyone had a good job, |
| 00:58:30 |
everyone was making |
| 00:58:33 |
Blaine was on the map. |
| 00:58:48 |
By the pool |
| 00:58:50 |
In the school, |
| 00:58:52 |
It's the rule |
| 00:58:55 |
There's a stool, |
| 00:58:56 |
Stools are where |
| 00:58:59 |
Once upon a time |
| 00:59:01 |
A chair's for fools |
| 00:59:03 |
Everybody wants stools |
| 00:59:06 |
Stool boom |
| 00:59:08 |
From the parlor |
| 00:59:12 |
We're the center |
| 00:59:15 |
? |
| 00:59:19 |
Working, building |
| 00:59:21 |
Never stopping, |
| 00:59:22 |
Working, making |
| 00:59:24 |
Some for selling, |
| 00:59:25 |
You will drool |
| 00:59:28 |
At the splendor of |
| 00:59:30 |
It's the rule |
| 00:59:32 |
Everyone has a stool |
| 00:59:34 |
Just 3 legs |
| 00:59:36 |
It's a thing |
| 00:59:39 |
Hock your jewels |
| 00:59:41 |
Use the money for stools |
| 00:59:44 |
Stool boom |
| 00:59:46 |
Just 3 legs |
| 00:59:49 |
Like a fever, |
| 00:59:52 |
And it's spreading out |
| 00:59:57 |
Working, building |
| 00:59:58 |
Never stopping, |
| 01:00:00 |
Working, making |
| 01:00:01 |
Some for selling, |
| 01:00:03 |
Working, building |
| 01:00:05 |
Never stopping, |
| 01:00:07 |
Working, making |
| 01:00:09 |
Some for selling |
| 01:00:11 |
Some for keeping |
| 01:00:15 |
Whew. |
| 01:00:42 |
I can't wait |
| 01:00:44 |
Allan, his dramatic work... |
| 01:00:47 |
i mean, |
| 01:00:48 |
and i knew he could move, dance, |
| 01:00:52 |
but i think his dramatical work |
| 01:00:57 |
well, i mean, |
| 01:01:00 |
"joyce, bring joshie 'cause |
| 01:01:03 |
'cause i'm just busting." |
| 01:01:04 |
This is good. |
| 01:01:06 |
They're dancing |
| 01:01:07 |
and the songs |
| 01:01:09 |
Uh, very catchy. |
| 01:01:11 |
Can't get a few of them |
| 01:01:13 |
Almost to |
| 01:01:14 |
but i think it's good |
| 01:01:18 |
From the little experience |
| 01:01:21 |
I knew corky that could act |
| 01:01:25 |
but who knew he was going |
| 01:01:28 |
You know, he can just do |
| 01:01:31 |
and there's only one |
| 01:01:33 |
that can do that and |
| 01:01:35 |
He is... |
| 01:01:38 |
I don't know. |
| 01:01:40 |
That's... that's what he is. |
| 01:01:43 |
And i, for one, am very glad |
| 01:01:46 |
to see that johnny savage |
| 01:01:47 |
because a couple years ago, |
| 01:01:50 |
and he tried to steal |
| 01:01:52 |
and that kid is no good. |
| 01:01:54 |
You could tell just by |
| 01:01:56 |
and he would not have added |
| 01:01:59 |
Where corky |
| 01:02:00 |
Iook at him! Did you see... |
| 01:02:02 |
god, i wish |
| 01:02:25 |
I hear that |
| 01:02:27 |
are very pretty. |
| 01:02:29 |
That they wear |
| 01:02:32 |
I also hear |
| 01:02:34 |
in the ways of love. |
| 01:02:36 |
Ima, i'm going to fight |
| 01:02:40 |
To fight, and yes, |
| 01:02:43 |
so that young men |
| 01:02:46 |
can feel the wind of freedom |
| 01:02:50 |
Oh, monty, i didn't |
| 01:02:54 |
It's just sometimes i feel |
| 01:03:01 |
I would still pay. |
| 01:03:06 |
A penny for |
| 01:03:10 |
A dime |
| 01:03:13 |
Would a shiny |
| 01:03:16 |
Buy a peek |
| 01:03:20 |
And when you are away |
| 01:03:23 |
So far from my side |
| 01:03:26 |
I will cherish |
| 01:03:30 |
Till at last |
| 01:03:38 |
A penny for |
| 01:03:41 |
Let's call it |
| 01:03:44 |
I don't have |
| 01:03:47 |
You know |
| 01:03:51 |
That's it. No, no. |
| 01:03:53 |
Where? |
| 01:03:54 |
You know where |
| 01:03:55 |
Ron, i have to get |
| 01:03:56 |
There it is. Nice. |
| 01:03:58 |
Now, a little fluff here |
| 01:04:01 |
A penny for |
| 01:04:04 |
It's settled |
| 01:04:07 |
I'd have offered |
| 01:04:10 |
I'd have done it |
| 01:04:14 |
I reckon |
| 01:04:18 |
And married |
| 01:04:21 |
And all |
| 01:04:24 |
A bright |
| 01:04:27 |
The penny |
| 01:04:31 |
To me |
| 01:05:04 |
It was so good. |
| 01:05:06 |
I told you you'd be able |
| 01:05:08 |
Ha ha! You were right! |
| 01:05:09 |
You lifted me up! |
| 01:05:11 |
Yes, after our brave fighting |
| 01:05:15 |
things got |
| 01:05:17 |
Until one summer night |
| 01:05:21 |
when unexpected visitors |
| 01:05:31 |
Where are we? |
| 01:05:32 |
How did we get here? |
| 01:05:33 |
Is this a dream? |
| 01:05:38 |
Look, |
| 01:05:40 |
I don't know. |
| 01:05:42 |
It looks like one of them |
| 01:05:44 |
That ain't no |
| 01:05:46 |
How did it |
| 01:05:47 |
It must've flew! |
| 01:05:49 |
But it don't |
| 01:05:51 |
Then i guess |
| 01:05:53 |
from somewhere |
| 01:05:55 |
Citizens of blaine, |
| 01:05:57 |
do not be alarmed. |
| 01:05:59 |
We will not harm you. |
| 01:06:01 |
We come in peace from |
| 01:06:05 |
A place we call mars. |
| 01:06:08 |
I've heard |
| 01:06:09 |
Where's that? |
| 01:06:10 |
Stand back and |
| 01:06:16 |
Look out! |
| 01:06:26 |
What do you want |
| 01:06:28 |
A good question, earthling. |
| 01:06:31 |
It seemed like |
| 01:06:33 |
Time to take a trip |
| 01:06:35 |
to see the exciting places |
| 01:06:39 |
For you see... |
| 01:06:40 |
Nothing |
| 01:06:44 |
No sports |
| 01:06:46 |
Or swinging bars |
| 01:06:48 |
You stand around |
| 01:06:50 |
You stand some more |
| 01:06:52 |
On a planet named |
| 01:06:56 |
Nothing ever |
| 01:07:00 |
? |
| 01:07:02 |
No sporty cars |
| 01:07:04 |
The sun comes up |
| 01:07:06 |
The sun goes down |
| 01:07:08 |
You can't |
| 01:07:10 |
You can't go to town |
| 01:07:12 |
Boring, boring |
| 01:07:14 |
Boring, boring |
| 01:07:16 |
Boring, boring |
| 01:07:19 |
Boring |
| 01:07:29 |
Well, the town of blaine |
| 01:07:31 |
has packed a lot |
| 01:07:33 |
We've had our ups |
| 01:07:36 |
We've seen our past |
| 01:07:38 |
and we look forward |
| 01:07:40 |
And when |
| 01:07:42 |
we'll greet them |
| 01:07:45 |
with grit, |
| 01:07:48 |
Because that, |
| 01:07:52 |
And nothir |
| 01:07:55 |
than blaine! |
| 01:08:57 |
Aah! Corky! |
| 01:08:59 |
Corky! |
| 01:09:09 |
Mmm! You're so brilliant! |
| 01:09:12 |
Cliff, you're great. |
| 01:09:14 |
Ohh, dr. Pearl! |
| 01:09:16 |
Corky, you did it! |
| 01:09:17 |
Thank you! Mmm! |
| 01:09:19 |
I'm going to get mr. Guffman. |
| 01:09:25 |
It was great. |
| 01:09:29 |
Hello, how are you? |
| 01:09:30 |
Hi. |
| 01:09:32 |
It's nice to meet you. |
| 01:09:33 |
And you, too. |
| 01:09:34 |
Boffo socko, corky. |
| 01:09:36 |
Thank you so much, |
| 01:09:37 |
Wait'll they hear |
| 01:09:38 |
at the next mayor's |
| 01:09:39 |
Thank you so much. |
| 01:09:40 |
I know we have |
| 01:09:42 |
the first act needs... |
| 01:09:44 |
that was magic. |
| 01:09:45 |
Thank you very much, |
| 01:09:46 |
God! |
| 01:09:48 |
Which we've got... the first act, |
| 01:09:51 |
Kind of dipping in and out, |
| 01:09:53 |
just don't have the time |
| 01:09:55 |
So, i'm gonna ask you |
| 01:09:58 |
do we have a shot |
| 01:09:59 |
Yes, i think so. |
| 01:10:01 |
Ohh, mamma mia! |
| 01:10:05 |
Oh, i can't tell you |
| 01:10:07 |
Would you like |
| 01:10:09 |
I'd like that, yeah. |
| 01:10:10 |
Oh, great. |
| 01:10:13 |
Ohh! |
| 01:10:14 |
Mr. Pro! |
| 01:10:17 |
You, too. |
| 01:10:19 |
Everybody! |
| 01:10:21 |
Ha ha ha! |
| 01:10:22 |
Ohh! |
| 01:10:25 |
Yes! |
| 01:10:28 |
Our cast. |
| 01:10:30 |
Thank you. |
| 01:10:33 |
Oh ho ho! |
| 01:10:36 |
Well, i'd like... please, |
| 01:10:39 |
Sheila... sheila albertson. |
| 01:10:41 |
I was? |
| 01:10:43 |
Mrs. Ron albertson. |
| 01:10:45 |
It's a pleasure to |
| 01:10:47 |
this came |
| 01:10:49 |
I'm sorry i'm just now |
| 01:10:50 |
Oh, thank you, |
| 01:10:51 |
Clifford wooley. |
| 01:10:53 |
Mr. Wooley. |
| 01:10:54 |
Nice to meet you. |
| 01:10:55 |
Allan pearl. |
| 01:10:56 |
You... you make me laugh. |
| 01:10:57 |
Oh, it's a delight |
| 01:11:00 |
Well, i'm sure that |
| 01:11:03 |
to say a few words to us. |
| 01:11:06 |
Hear, hear! |
| 01:11:07 |
Speech, |
| 01:11:10 |
I think there's |
| 01:11:12 |
My name is loomis. |
| 01:11:13 |
I'm down from deming. |
| 01:11:15 |
I came down, my niece |
| 01:11:17 |
Yeah, it's a boy. |
| 01:11:18 |
That's what |
| 01:11:21 |
I just wanted |
| 01:11:23 |
how just absolutely |
| 01:11:26 |
And thank you. And |
| 01:11:30 |
And bless you. |
| 01:11:34 |
oh, boy. |
| 01:11:44 |
Take our |
| 01:12:06 |
"Snowstorm in new york. |
| 01:12:08 |
"All flights canceled. |
| 01:12:11 |
Mort guffman." |
| 01:12:35 |
I think the one really |
| 01:12:39 |
uh, from my whole experience |
| 01:12:43 |
is that |
| 01:12:51 |
And a couple of things, |
| 01:12:53 |
"B"...i have to entertain. |
| 01:12:59 |
I have to entertain. |
| 01:13:01 |
And you have to go |
| 01:13:05 |
you have to go where |
| 01:13:07 |
and you have to go |
| 01:13:13 |
And the love, for me, |
| 01:13:16 |
is in miami. |
| 01:13:18 |
Not blaine. |
| 01:13:20 |
My bubbee made |
| 01:13:22 |
She made it |
| 01:13:24 |
My sadie took |
| 01:13:25 |
And said, |
| 01:13:27 |
Oh, mama, mama, mama |
| 01:13:29 |
Oh, mama, me, oh, my |
| 01:13:32 |
Well, here we are |
| 01:13:35 |
and don't let anybody tell you |
| 01:13:38 |
We're an hour from the snow, |
| 01:13:40 |
we're 20 minutes |
| 01:13:42 |
2 hours from the mexico. |
| 01:13:44 |
5 hours from vegas. |
| 01:13:46 |
And we're gonna get there |
| 01:13:48 |
Soon as we get a car. |
| 01:13:49 |
We don't have a car yet. Who |
| 01:13:52 |
We consider ourselves |
| 01:13:54 |
the mississippi river |
| 01:13:58 |
Wo Extras, let's go. |
| 01:13:59 |
All right. Time |
| 01:14:01 |
That's what they're |
| 01:14:03 |
Can't they even refer |
| 01:14:05 |
Why can't they say, |
| 01:14:07 |
we're this way, |
| 01:14:09 |
Still the same paycheck, |
| 01:14:11 |
All right. |
| 01:14:12 |
You're doing a great |
| 01:14:13 |
Face towards the camera |
| 01:14:15 |
Are you gonna smile? |
| 01:14:17 |
I think we should |
| 01:14:19 |
I gave him some suggestions. |
| 01:14:20 |
we should be |
| 01:14:22 |
That's a great idea. |
| 01:14:24 |
Quiet, please! |
| 01:14:25 |
Get your finger up. |
| 01:14:27 |
Quiet, please. |
| 01:14:31 |
I was on |
| 01:14:32 |
and then my dad |
| 01:14:35 |
Which is good. |
| 01:14:38 |
He was supposed to be |
| 01:14:40 |
but i guess since |
| 01:14:42 |
he just... ruined |
| 01:14:47 |
that they let him out |
| 01:14:49 |
So, it's... i'm here |
| 01:14:53 |
And, um... |
| 01:14:57 |
i've been thinking |
| 01:14:59 |
and what i could do |
| 01:15:00 |
Maybe... we have a blizzard |
| 01:15:04 |
We have derbies. |
| 01:15:06 |
The derbies are really old. |
| 01:15:09 |
They've been doing derbies... |
| 01:15:11 |
for, i think 20 years |
| 01:15:15 |
I really want to sort of |
| 01:15:19 |
low-fat or non-fat, um... |
| 01:15:23 |
healthy... |
| 01:15:27 |
blizzard. |
| 01:15:28 |
The first thing i did |
| 01:15:31 |
when i moved back |
| 01:15:34 |
was to look up mr. Guffman. |
| 01:15:36 |
And he was so sweet, |
| 01:15:39 |
and i think he felt |
| 01:15:41 |
because he's |
| 01:15:43 |
to audition for |
| 01:15:45 |
which is a revival |
| 01:15:48 |
It's one of my favorite |
| 01:15:50 |
And the role is |
| 01:15:54 |
the somewhat- |
| 01:15:57 |
but-he-really-likes-her- |
| 01:16:00 |
who teaches eliza |
| 01:16:03 |
And she of course is of |
| 01:16:07 |
and drops her hs. |
| 01:16:08 |
And i've been |
| 01:16:10 |
the whole cockney thing of, |
| 01:16:13 |
"Do you want |
| 01:16:15 |
"Not live in this 'ell'ole." |
| 01:16:19 |
I think i'm honing in on it |
| 01:16:21 |
And i suppose that |
| 01:16:25 |
of this whole story |
| 01:16:27 |
is that another dream |
| 01:16:29 |
which is that i've gotten |
| 01:16:32 |
where i have all |
| 01:16:35 |
and all my memorabilia. |
| 01:16:37 |
This is without a doubt, |
| 01:16:41 |
Um, my dinner with andre |
| 01:16:45 |
and what you can do, |
| 01:16:48 |
is you can reenact |
| 01:16:51 |
You know, where the two guys |
| 01:16:55 |
and say, you know... |
| 01:16:57 |
"boy, i'm sure glad |
| 01:17:00 |
"You know, it's so hard |
| 01:17:02 |
Who do you know?" |
| 01:17:04 |
"Oh, i just called. |
| 01:17:06 |
Made a call. |
| 01:17:09 |
"Ha ha! Oh, you, you can |
| 01:17:13 |
You know. |
| 01:17:16 |
but you can make up |
| 01:17:18 |
which is one of the great things |
| 01:17:20 |
I'm trying to get... |
| 01:17:22 |
the one... the action figures |
| 01:17:27 |
'cause i love to do that |
| 01:17:31 |
inside the sub |
| 01:17:33 |
"das kande, |
| 01:17:36 |
That whole german thing. |
| 01:17:37 |
Can't speak german, |
| 01:17:39 |
sort of a bunch |
| 01:17:42 |
"muck, muck, muck," |
| 01:17:45 |
Uh, over here, |
| 01:17:49 |
i call 'em, starting |
| 01:17:52 |
one of the brat packers. |
| 01:17:55 |
In fact, |
| 01:17:57 |
there's andrew mccan'thy. |
| 01:18:00 |
Over here, some new lunchboxes |
| 01:18:04 |
the remains of the day |
| 01:18:06 |
and the kids, |
| 01:18:08 |
such a good time |
| 01:18:10 |
Kids don't like |
| 01:18:12 |
but if they're got |
| 01:18:14 |
they're a whole lot happier. |
| 01:19:18 |
Captioning made possible by |
| 01:19:21 |
Captioned by the national |
| 01:22:56 |
There's |
| 01:22:59 |
But not much pain |
| 01:23:04 |
'cause |
| 01:23:07 |
Zero ever happens |
| 01:23:12 |
Bupkiss ever happens |
| 01:23:17 |
In... |
| 01:23:28 |
Blaine |
