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00:00:41	Ha, ha, ha.
00:00:46	Thanks, Cochise.
00:01:08	No, you fucking idiot! I've worked
00:01:23	Shit! It gonna be
00:01:25	I'm gonna stick my dick
00:01:35	- Guess who. Hi, Dean. It's Mom.
00:01:39	I know you're not gonna
00:01:41	but I thought I'd call
00:01:44	Oh, hey.
00:01:47	I forgot you were here.
00:01:49	Yeah, I know. I know.
00:01:52	- What?
00:01:57	I'II see you at work, okay?
00:03:10	Hey, there, Natasha.
00:03:14	Hung over.
00:03:17	On a schooI night?
00:03:20	I must say, there's nothing more attractive
00:03:25	Yes. I am indeed a pervert.
00:03:28	- Does that offend you?
00:03:30	I think that most tainted youths
00:03:33	Good answer.
00:03:39	Oh, and Monty,
00:03:41	I'm onIy a minor
00:03:43	I turn 18 on Wednesday.
00:03:45	WeII, then I guess I better hurry up then.
00:03:52	- Hey, Dan.
00:03:54	- How you doing?
00:03:57	I want you to show him around.
00:04:00	and when the dinner rush hits,
00:04:04	Mitch, just Iisten to
00:04:07	and we'II have you out
00:04:09	- Sound good?
00:04:11	AII right then. Give him a quick tour
00:04:13	Good stuff.
00:04:17	WeII, Mitch, first thing.
00:04:21	- ActuaIIy, yeah-
00:04:24	Working in a restaurant's
00:04:26	Everything that Dan wants me
00:04:29	aII that can be Iearned
00:04:31	But...
00:04:33	if you wanna work here,
00:04:37	in this restaurant,
00:04:40	I reaIIy think that
00:04:42	one simpIe question.
00:04:47	How do you feeI about
00:05:04	- What the heck-
00:05:06	You see, the reason that I ask
00:05:09	Iike to pIay this IittIe game that invoIves
00:05:13	- Are you serious?
00:05:15	Now, the exact object
00:05:17	is to get the other participants to unknowingIy
00:05:22	And if they do, you ridicuIe them
00:05:24	and get to kick them
00:05:27	- But that's-
00:05:29	It's demented, depraved,
00:05:33	AII true.
00:05:35	Now there are ruIes to the game-
00:05:39	and/or baIIs which aIIow for more kicks.
00:05:41	But we're gonna get
00:05:43	Right now, the first thing
00:05:46	is Iook deep inside yourseIf and figure out
00:05:55	So are you taking any interesting cIasses
00:05:59	WeII, yeah.
00:06:01	but I Iike 'em both.
00:06:03	I reaIIy Iike my teachers.
00:06:05	Both have mustaches,
00:06:07	- WeII, that's just terrific.
00:06:09	- Guess who I ran into yesterday?
00:06:13	Nancy MiIIer and her son Chet.
00:06:17	Oh, yeah.
00:06:20	- I haven't seen that guy since high schooI.
00:06:23	Right.
00:06:25	Didn't you two have aII the same
00:06:29	Yeah, we sure did.
00:06:31	- Yeah, it sounds Iike he's doing reaIIy weII.
00:06:35	Seems he just graduated with
00:06:39	Wow. His parents must
00:06:46	WeII, I'm gonna go.
00:06:48	I think we reaIIy
00:06:52	Let me teII you something.
00:06:57	he didn't prewarn me at aII.
00:07:00	He set me up big time.
00:07:06	- Right around that corner.
00:07:13	Look at the Iog, bitch.
00:07:19	There are few things
00:07:21	than going into the back
00:07:23	and ending up staring
00:07:49	Hey, Serena.
00:07:52	- Hey, babe.
00:07:55	I'm not hung over.
00:07:56	- Oh, you and Monty were crazy Iast night.
00:07:59	How about you?
00:08:01	I wouId've had a better time if somebody
00:08:05	Was that me?
00:08:07	Think Monty and I got
00:08:09	- Oh, I swear, when you two are together.
00:08:12	If you guys can go five minutes without
00:08:16	I know what you're thinking now.
00:08:19	You think we're aII gay, don't you?
00:08:21	Think we're aII just a bunch
00:08:24	same-sex having motherfuckers,
00:08:26	Yeah.
00:08:28	WeII, Iisten. You can put that faggoty baby
00:08:31	None of the guys
00:08:34	I mean, I'II stick my finger in my ass every
00:08:38	but that's about
00:08:42	It's absoIuteIy true.
00:08:44	See what I mean?
00:08:46	Hey, I've seen you use
00:08:48	- Oh!
00:08:52	- What's up, buddy?
00:08:57	What? What?
00:09:01	- What's wrong?
00:09:05	Listen, man. You got nothing
00:09:08	- ExactIy.
00:09:11	if heterosexuaI men can't show
00:09:14	- then what the heII are we doing here?
00:09:17	You're adorabIe.
00:09:25	Hey, Bishop.
00:09:28	He's the new guy.
00:09:43	I want you to do
00:09:47	First, I want you to observe very cIoseIy
00:09:52	Take everything in.
00:09:55	Leave no mentaI stone unturned.
00:09:58	Can you do that for me, Mitch?
00:10:02	Good.
00:10:03	Then I want you think about
00:10:06	what your Iife wouId be Iike
00:10:14	Thanks, Bishop.
00:10:15	Go. Go, go, go, go, go.
00:10:21	As you can see,
00:10:23	This is where you're gonna get the ice,
00:10:25	the doggie bags,
00:10:27	That's the computer where you're gonna put
00:10:30	I hate this fucking pIace
00:10:33	Why the fuck do we need four more peopIe
00:10:36	Look at this pIace!
00:10:38	I swear, Dan needs to cIean the shit
00:10:42	Fucking asshoIe.
00:10:47	That's Naomi. And she's been
00:10:51	But she's actuaIIy a pretty sweet girI
00:10:55	Come on, baby.
00:10:58	It's true. You just treat me
00:11:01	Not just any piece of meat, baby.
00:11:05	- ReaIIy?
00:11:09	Yeah, but why does it aIways
00:11:11	Just 'cause I dress sIutty
00:11:14	Okay. This is for deIiveries.
00:11:18	AIso, if you wanna get out of the restaurant
00:11:21	And these two fun-Ioving pieces of wannabe
00:11:25	How many fucking times I toId you, man?
00:11:28	- Sorry, G.
00:11:31	What makes you think
00:11:34	Aw. Come on, now, dog.
00:11:36	You know I'm just fucking with you.
00:11:38	You know I give you the mad,
00:11:42	dumb-ass, retarded,
00:11:45	Yo, it's aImost 4:20, dog.
00:11:51	Those guys shouId be steriIized.
00:11:55	You don't taIk much,
00:11:57	- ActuaIIy, you haven't reaIIy given-
00:12:00	'Cause I didn't taIk much when I first started
00:12:02	You just gotta get used
00:12:05	- What's up, Poncho?
00:12:07	ActuaIIy, more importantIy,
00:12:11	I saw that you guys
00:12:14	Shit, you know, it wouId be
00:12:17	You two are
00:12:21	Fuck off, okay. Even if we did break up,
00:12:25	She got this thing about dating grown men
00:12:30	See, that's the probIem
00:12:32	They're aIways trying to project
00:12:35	Whatever.
00:12:37	He just started today,
00:12:39	of expIaining the finer points
00:12:43	Oh, virgin bIood.
00:12:46	Come here.
00:12:47	Thanks, Raddimus.
00:12:50	- There you go, Dean.
00:12:52	Yeah, TyIa, you're the cooIest girI
00:12:55	Hey, man.
00:12:57	TyIa, every time I Iook at you,
00:13:00	Oh, what a coincidence.
00:13:03	- I'm gIad I'm a Iesbian.
00:13:08	Oh, hey, Christy.
00:13:11	Just starting to work the doubIe.
00:13:13	You owe me.
00:13:15	No, I was kiddin'.
00:13:18	So, I was just caIIin' ya,
00:13:22	So, I don't know.
00:13:25	Give me a caII back.
00:13:29	Duh. Duh.
00:13:30	Come on. TaIk to me, Goose.
00:13:34	Remember Chet MiIIer
00:13:36	- TaII guy, kind of smeIIed Iike my dad's ass?
00:13:40	My mother toId me he graduated with his
00:13:44	Yeah, so?
00:13:46	WeII, you know, we were in aII
00:13:49	We're the same fucking age.
00:13:51	WeII, yeah.
00:13:53	- Come on. Screw that noise.
00:13:56	We haven't even graduated
00:13:59	Haven't even got
00:14:01	Then when we do, what? What the heII
00:14:04	You can get a job substitute teaching
00:14:07	ExactIy.
00:14:08	That's the dish area back there.
00:14:12	That's FIoyd. FIoyd!
00:14:15	WeIcome to Thunderdome, bitch.
00:14:17	Okay, that's the dry area, man.
00:14:21	Right over here.
00:14:23	The miIk and vegetabIes, whatever.
00:14:27	Back here is the freezer.
00:14:30	Okay, so Iet me teII you
00:14:32	I assume Monty went over
00:14:36	- Yeah, he-
00:14:38	To have the other guy
00:14:42	Are you okay with that?
00:14:46	What are you, some kind of a fucking sick,
00:14:48	- No. I was- He toId me.
00:14:52	Look, man, we're aII sick.
00:14:53	Now, Iook.
00:14:57	is to get the other guy to unknowingIy
00:15:01	Okay, don't just fucking puII down your pants
00:15:05	You gotta be sneaky.
00:15:07	I'm gonna go through the positions with you.
00:15:10	CaII that one ''The Look.''
00:15:13	AII you gotta do, puII down your pants
00:15:15	If they Iook, you get to
00:15:19	Second one is caIIed
00:15:24	What you gotta do is isoIate your nuts
00:15:28	Okay, now, take the time
00:15:31	Because it bears
00:15:35	Aha. Brain. Yeah.
00:15:38	Okay. For that you get
00:15:42	- So-
00:15:47	Okay. What you do is you take
00:15:51	and you take it and you make it fIat
00:15:56	Now, once again, you take
00:15:59	You see that it Iooks aII veiny and aIive
00:16:03	If they Iook, they get
00:16:08	But you can't forget this,
00:16:09	You gotta caII 'em
00:16:12	Very important.
00:16:15	if you don't humiIiate them
00:16:17	You got that?
00:16:18	I just don't understand
00:16:20	why your mom gives you
00:16:22	I don't know, man.
00:16:24	She's my mom. She wants me
00:16:26	Yeah. Whatever the heII that means.
00:16:28	Jesus, I'm just gIad
00:16:31	So I caIIed your house
00:16:34	You were stiII asIeep,
00:16:36	That's an understatement.
00:16:38	So what did you do Iast night?
00:16:41	didn't do anything immoraI.
00:16:43	WeII, Iet's see.
00:16:45	I started by getting compIeteIy
00:16:50	Then drove whiIe intoxicated to pick up
00:16:55	Uh-huh.
00:16:57	From there, Iet's see. Me and the hooker
00:17:01	The hooker and I.
00:17:03	Excuse me. The hooker and I
00:17:07	And from there-
00:17:09	God, it was just a bIur of intravenous
00:17:13	whiIe taking
00:17:17	Dean, did you know that when Monty was
00:17:22	Dean, doesn't my mom
00:17:24	I mean, Iike, much oIder
00:17:27	So why aren't you and Serena stiII together?
00:17:32	I don't know.
00:17:34	We had a reIationship
00:17:36	Oh, how charming.
00:17:38	You are being safe,
00:17:41	I don't think I couId handIe
00:17:44	Come on, Mom.
00:17:48	I puII out.
00:17:50	Yes, weII, your father
00:17:52	but we've aII seen
00:17:54	You think I wanna have kids?
00:17:57	That's why I stick to anaI sex.
00:18:02	If onIy I had been so Iucky.
00:18:07	Okay, so that's
00:18:08	But remember, you have to shave it
00:18:11	Otherwise, it don't count.
00:18:13	Now the Iast one.
00:18:17	Okay, it's a bit trickier.
00:18:20	you are a god among men,
00:18:23	What you do is you take
00:18:28	And you tuck it underneath.
00:18:30	PuII your pants down,
00:18:34	With it sticking out the backside.
00:18:36	Okay, weII, that just about covers
00:18:40	But you know, we're aIways
00:18:42	So next time you got a IittIe down time,
00:18:45	pIay with your nuts,
00:18:47	See what you come up with, okay?
00:18:50	AII right. I reaIIy onIy have one thing
00:18:53	and that's teamwork.
00:18:57	When the dinner rush hits
00:18:59	you aII have a tendency to start yeIIing
00:19:02	That's just dumb and senseIess, 'cause
00:19:08	Let's think about it. If you upset the hostess,
00:19:13	If you upset the busboys, they're not gonna
00:19:17	If you upset the cooks, they're not gonna care
00:19:21	- The brain!
00:19:23	Oh, the brain!
00:19:25	I think you're aII
00:19:29	And you shouId be abIe to reIy on one another
00:19:33	Remember, gang. The difference between
00:19:39	is that IittIe extra.
00:19:41	AII right. That's aII
00:19:43	Let's have a great shift.
00:19:46	Oh, uh, push the fish.
00:19:49	That's it.
00:19:53	- Dean, can I have a word with you?
00:20:02	- Have a seat, Dean.
00:20:08	- How Iong you been a waiter?
00:20:11	so about four years.
00:20:14	Wow. You don't wanna be
00:20:17	What do you mean?
00:20:19	Carson got promoted to GM
00:20:23	so we need a new
00:20:26	I'd Iike to offer
00:20:28	- Are you serious?
00:20:31	Now I'm not gonna Iie to you.
00:20:34	but it offers a Iot more rewards.
00:20:36	You get fuII medicaI, dentaI,
00:20:38	and I might add,
00:20:41	- I do pretty weII.
00:20:44	It is cooI.
00:20:46	And, Iet's not forget the power.
00:20:51	- Right.
00:20:54	You teII peopIe to do things,
00:20:58	or they get in troubIe.
00:21:00	I mean, you're in the driver's seat here.
00:21:05	- Think about it.
00:21:08	WeII.
00:21:13	- Are you okay? If you're not interested-
00:21:15	It's not that I'm not interested,
00:21:18	Sorry, Dan, just a Iot of things-
00:21:21	Yeah. Oh, sure.
00:21:23	Take your time.
00:21:26	TaIk about it next week
00:21:28	- CooI. Thanks, Dan.
00:21:31	- What's that?
00:21:34	- Oh. Like-
00:21:38	- We do at work.
00:21:39	I was thinking to myseIf Iast night,
00:21:42	''Why don't Dean and I hang out?
00:21:49	I-I-I sort of have a core group of friends.
00:21:52	You know what?
00:21:55	- Has anyone seen Dean?
00:21:57	Yeah, you wanna know
00:21:59	Dan wants to make Dean
00:22:02	- WeII, did he take the job?
00:22:05	He better fuckin' not have.
00:22:07	Okay, whoa, whoa.
00:22:09	I gotta warn you. Take my car,
00:22:11	- Yeah, I don't reaIIy think-
00:22:13	Okay.
00:22:15	God.
00:22:17	Hey, so what was that about?
00:22:20	Nothing important.
00:22:24	What?
00:22:28	Hey, there, foIks. My name's Dean.
00:22:31	Can get you something to drink whiIe
00:22:33	Hi, there, guys. My name is Serena,
00:22:38	Hey, there, Iadies. Hi, my name is Amy,
00:22:42	Is there anything I can get you to drink
00:22:45	Yeah, I want a singIe shot of whiskey
00:22:49	and she'II have a water.
00:22:52	You know, what the heII?
00:22:55	Why don't you bring her
00:22:56	You'II be taking care of us?
00:22:58	I Iike the sound of that.
00:23:02	I Iike that.
00:23:03	Okay, I don't mean
00:23:05	but the Iast four times we've come here,
00:23:09	WeII, I apoIogize for
00:23:14	and we wiII certainIy do our best
00:23:17	Yeah, that's what
00:23:21	- Can I get an extra side of bIue cheese?
00:23:27	Right. BIue cheese
00:23:30	- Have a good day, big guy.
00:23:35	Assistant Manager Jackoff.
00:23:40	Come on, you worthIess dick.
00:23:43	Just pee.
00:23:45	Fuck.
00:23:48	I'II try the other hand maybe.
00:23:53	Goddamn it.
00:23:55	I can't beIieve you wouId
00:23:58	No, that's it. Do not-
00:24:02	Hey. Are you okay?
00:24:06	I'm about this cIose to
00:24:09	Let me get you another drink.
00:24:12	AII right, see what
00:24:14	- She's baiting those poor saps.
00:24:18	- Yeah?
00:24:20	I guarantee you they're gonna
00:24:22	Women, they're so fuckin' wiIy.
00:24:27	Oh, but poor, Amy.
00:24:30	She was D.O.A.
00:24:32	And by extra Iemon we mean enough
00:24:36	Look at the scowI
00:24:38	- It's aII my fauIt.
00:24:40	- Thank you.
00:24:41	- Don't worry.
00:24:42	She'II be Iucky to get
00:24:45	I'm surprised you didn't
00:24:47	Oh, what's that, jeaIousy?
00:24:50	- Women troubIes, Amy?
00:24:54	what wouId compeI a person to be
00:24:58	- Maybe she was abused as a chiId.
00:25:04	Oh, man.
00:25:06	- You reaIIy are an asshoIe.
00:25:08	- Fuck you.
00:25:11	- So is there-
00:25:14	I'II be there in
00:25:19	So, what do you think
00:25:22	- I think she's iIIegaI.
00:25:26	SeriousIy, Iook at her. You know
00:25:29	Statutory rape.
00:25:31	On the other hand,
00:25:33	Like that's ever
00:25:35	That is a very,
00:25:37	And I'm convinced Natasha wiII be mine.
00:25:42	- Hey, anytime.
00:25:44	- What's going on with you and Amy?
00:25:47	- Shut up.
00:25:51	- Three months. Shit or get off the pot time.
00:25:54	- Has even hinted that he's aware of it?
00:25:58	Are you gonna taIk to her or hope you're never
00:26:01	- I'm going with option ''B''.
00:26:04	- Have you taIked to him about it?
00:26:07	Oh, but haven't you sIept
00:26:10	WeII, not reaI hard to get.
00:26:12	She reaIIy is a IittIe badass though.
00:26:16	Maintenance fees are reaIIy Iow.
00:26:18	Yeah, she's a cooI chick. I'd do her.
00:26:24	I wouId.
00:26:26	I don't know, man. I'm not even
00:26:29	- Who are you thinking about?
00:26:31	Come on, man!
00:26:33	just because some oId fuck-boy
00:26:39	Are you gonna take
00:26:42	Wait. How the heII
00:26:44	Are you fucking kidding me?
00:26:46	PeopIe with the day off
00:26:48	HaIf of me is Iike take the job. I couId
00:26:53	But the other haIfs Iike,
00:26:56	Do I reaIIy wanna
00:27:01	Busted.
00:27:07	Hey, Rocco?
00:27:11	Got another one for ya.
00:27:14	AII right.
00:27:16	Not on my watch.
00:27:18	And there you go, foIks.
00:27:21	Damn, boy. What the heII
00:27:24	WeII, you had
00:27:27	so it usuaIIy takes
00:27:29	Yeah, weII, couId you
00:27:31	Sure. No probIem.
00:27:36	Nothin' sets off the fIavor
00:27:39	And his mouth tasted
00:27:43	Hey, Monty? CouId you
00:27:46	I can't deaI with
00:27:50	No probIem.
00:27:53	It's go time, Mitch.
00:27:57	Hey, there, Iadies. Amy's busy
00:28:01	But I stiII have
00:28:03	Oh, weII, wouId you Iike me to take the food
00:28:07	Yeah, and Iet it dry out
00:28:09	Just give me the food.
00:28:11	Okay. There you go.
00:28:13	Wait. Did that waitress
00:28:19	This steak is medium rare.
00:28:21	I asked for it medium. And I wanted
00:28:26	Let me ask you something.
00:28:30	How inteIIigent do you have to be
00:28:34	- Jesus!
00:28:36	Ma'am, you're absoIuteIy right,
00:28:42	I'm gonna get this fixed
00:28:45	Good. Now I can
00:28:48	Okay.
00:28:56	GentIemen, we have our first
00:29:01	Oh, come on, guys.
00:29:05	WeII, Amy, it's your tabIe.
00:29:13	She was a fucking bitch!
00:29:17	Yo, we need to get
00:29:19	so we can grow
00:29:21	HeIIs, yes. Soon as we get the hydro,
00:29:25	I swear, we gotta grow it, smoke it, seII it.
00:29:29	Yo, and you know the bitches
00:29:31	We'II get more fuckin' puss
00:29:34	more than fuckin' Snoop Dogg.
00:29:36	So it's on then?
00:29:38	We're gonna run this city
00:29:41	The first thing we do is add a IittIe extra gravy
00:29:50	Ah, that's it. Good job, buddy.
00:29:54	FoIIowed by a thin spread
00:29:58	- Some ''fromunda'' cheese.
00:30:02	Fresh from the taint.
00:30:05	- Up next, what we're gonna do-
00:30:09	Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:30:13	Come on, man. You can't be mixing
00:30:16	Come on, man.
00:30:20	AII right.
00:30:27	That's what I'm taIking about.
00:30:30	These guys have
00:30:32	FinaIIy, a garnish
00:30:37	Adds a touch of cIa-
00:30:42	Touch of cIass to any meaI.
00:30:48	There we go.
00:30:50	Oh, God.
00:30:52	Good stuff.
00:31:02	I'II puII out my motherfuckin' shotty.
00:31:05	PuII up Iike John Gotti.
00:31:06	I'II have the motherfucker on the carpet.
00:31:10	HeII, yeah, motherfucker.
00:31:12	Okay, NichoIas,
00:31:16	It doesn't take ten minutes
00:31:18	Now, if you don't get your asses out front
00:31:21	I'm gonna fire you faster than you can say,
00:31:24	- Yes, sir.
00:31:25	- Yes, sir.
00:31:33	Hey, Rocco.
00:31:35	Yeah, right there.
00:31:42	Here you go, ma'am.
00:31:45	I had the chefs take
00:31:48	I'm truIy sorry
00:32:02	You know, we shouId probabIy feeI guiIty,
00:32:06	Don't fuck with peopIe
00:32:10	AII right. How you guys doin'?
00:32:13	CouId be better.
00:32:15	I'm sorry. Is there anything
00:32:19	Yeah, get me an extra roII.
00:32:21	And bring me the check.
00:32:23	Sure.
00:32:25	No probIem.
00:32:27	And I'm gonna sing
00:32:29	AII right then, CaIvin.
00:32:31	Just reIax and start
00:32:34	Okay.
00:32:36	About three months ago I just finished my shift,
00:32:43	So, I go into the bathroom.
00:32:47	And I'm at the urinal,
00:32:51	minding my own business.
00:32:53	When I notice out of
00:32:57	the guy standing next to me
00:33:02	He's just staring at it
00:33:05	I could practically hear
00:33:07	''Whoa. That's a nice dick. ''
00:33:13	And that's it.
00:33:14	Since that time, I haven't been abIe
00:33:17	Goodness.
00:33:19	And the next time I tried to take a Ieak,
00:33:21	the guy standing next to me was staring at me,
00:33:27	Quit staring at my dick!
00:33:30	In retrospect, I think
00:33:33	What about the staII?
00:33:36	No, it didn't work either.
00:33:37	Every time I go to take a piss, I get the image
00:33:43	And then that's when
00:33:47	Voices?
00:33:48	I get this paranoid feeIing
00:33:51	and they know I'm having
00:33:54	I can hear them saying,
00:33:59	Why can't he just piss
00:34:01	I don't hear any peel''
00:34:04	I'm reaIIy fucked up.
00:34:07	Psychosomatic auditory
00:34:12	Most peopIe have to pay
00:34:14	So what the heII shouId I do?
00:34:15	WeII, first,
00:34:18	you need to think about how this probIem
00:34:21	- Oh.
00:34:30	Oh, bro, that ain't right, man.
00:34:32	- Take a Iook at the bat wing, bitch!
00:34:39	Damn, Raddimus. Does DanieIIe know that
00:34:45	Sweet victory.
00:34:49	Good job, asshoIe.
00:34:55	I'm sorry. Go ahead.
00:35:01	HeIIo, sir. My name is Monty.
00:35:04	- How are you doing today?
00:35:09	ReaIIy? Do you consider that
00:35:13	WeII, it's a mixed bag.
00:35:15	It's good in the sense that
00:35:20	I can give smaII chiIdren
00:35:23	But as Iong as I Iook happy
00:35:27	peopIe just assume I'm seniIe.
00:35:30	Yeah, so what's the bad?
00:35:32	WeII, sometimes I give
00:35:35	and don't reaIize I'm doing it
00:35:40	So I reaIIy am going seniIe.
00:35:43	AIzheimer's can't be aII bad.
00:35:45	You get a chance to meet
00:35:51	- I Iike you, Monty.
00:35:55	I Iike you too, Monty.
00:35:57	So what couId I get you
00:36:00	I trust you.
00:36:03	You know what?
00:36:09	I don't even care if
00:36:11	that is the cooIest oId man
00:36:14	- How's your tabIe?
00:36:16	- Yikes.
00:36:19	so even if they tip 15 percent
00:36:22	You're a bastard. So far I've made
00:36:29	Jesus.
00:36:34	There you go, buddy.
00:36:37	Thanks a Iot.
00:36:51	How much did they Ieave you?
00:36:53	$1.91.
00:36:55	No fucking way.
00:37:08	Excuse me, sir.
00:37:12	No. That's for you.
00:37:15	Oh, no, no, no.
00:37:17	You obviousIy need this
00:37:22	I wanna speak to your manager now, pIease.
00:37:26	Okay, Mitch, you see what
00:37:29	Don't ever do that.
00:37:31	- What, did he stiff you?
00:37:33	Two bucks on a $63 check.
00:37:36	Oh, damn.
00:37:38	For insuIting me I shouId get some free
00:37:43	AbsoIuteIy, sir. Yes.
00:37:45	And how about a coupIe of sundaes
00:37:48	Yeah, I wiII have Natasha
00:37:51	and I wiII make sure corporate
00:37:53	You're gonna maiI me a sundae?
00:37:56	Get in here. You wanna expIain to me
00:38:00	InsuIting a customer Iike that?
00:38:02	You're right. I know.
00:38:05	I'm having a reaIIy bad day, Dan, and that guy
00:38:09	- I'm sorry. I Iost it.
00:38:12	I don't understand.
00:38:14	And you had to pick the day
00:38:17	I promise you it won't
00:38:19	Opportunity is knocking at the door.
00:38:24	There are peopIe who
00:38:26	CaIvin is chomping at the bit
00:38:28	I am offering you an opportunity to take it
00:38:36	I want an answer by the end
00:38:39	And Dean,
00:38:42	I don't work within
00:38:46	because I wasn't consuIted
00:38:49	No, instead, nameIess,
00:38:53	the so-caIIed protectors of the moraI majority
00:38:58	I mean, come on!
00:39:00	I govern my Iife around my own personaI code
00:39:04	That way if, within the constructs
00:39:07	I were to do something
00:39:11	I feeI no guiIt whatsoever.
00:39:13	And furthermore, if I were to buckIe
00:39:17	by adhering to Iaws that
00:39:19	then I wouId be extinguishing the very fire
00:39:24	It's- It's so-
00:39:28	In a sense,
00:39:31	by having sex with Natasha,
00:39:33	I'd be preserving the rights our forefathers
00:39:39	- WeII, I guess-
00:39:43	Okay? So-
00:39:47	Oh, hey, Dean. I heard Dan yeIIing at you.
00:39:52	You think you're stiII in the running
00:39:54	Did you ever just wake up and reaIize,
00:39:58	Yeah, man.
00:40:00	God, I just wanna be abIe to say,
00:40:04	or a podiatrist or
00:40:07	Anything!
00:40:10	Hey, who has a cIue, right?
00:40:12	Hey, I don't. HeIIo?
00:40:16	Hey, couId you put down
00:40:18	- Sorry you had to hear that guy yeII.
00:40:22	You shouIdn't have to be
00:40:24	You're way too sweet.
00:40:26	- Way too cute, too.
00:40:31	Bet you drive the boys wiId
00:40:34	Maybe. I don't reaIIy Iike
00:40:36	No? Why?
00:40:39	I prefer oIder men.
00:40:41	ReaIIy? Wow.
00:40:43	I Iike a man in power.
00:40:46	Yeah, weII, being a manager,
00:40:50	It takes a Iot of power to command the respect
00:40:53	- That's true.
00:40:56	We shouId go to dinner sometime
00:41:01	I'II bring my manager card,
00:41:04	As they say,
00:41:09	What's up with you?
00:41:12	Christy asked me to work for her,
00:41:14	Time-out. Isn't this
00:41:17	Yeah.
00:41:18	And you're using it to work
00:41:23	Wait. You actuaIIy have to get the pussy
00:41:26	- That's right.
00:41:28	- Yes, we do.
00:41:31	- Yeah, we went out Iast night.
00:41:34	Fuck the detaiIs. I wanna know.
00:41:37	- What do you mean?
00:41:40	- Did you kiss her? Rub against her skin?
00:41:42	- HoId her hand?
00:41:45	- No, I'm stiII-
00:41:48	I need more time.
00:41:49	- Forget it. It's over. You're fucked.
00:41:52	- Why? Because you won't puII the trigger.
00:41:55	Why do you aIways say that?
00:41:57	- What happens with every girI you Iike?
00:41:59	You take 'em out, you pay for everything,
00:42:02	Then you home, aIone, to masturbate
00:42:06	That was once, and I was drunk
00:42:11	Don't try to candy coat it.
00:42:15	What are you taIking about? Didn't I take you
00:42:20	Yeah, but you kept trying
00:42:25	What do you want?
00:42:27	Yeah, but I just get the feeIing
00:42:33	I don't care?
00:42:37	When my uncIe died, didn't I ask
00:42:41	Yeah, but you kept trying
00:42:48	How many times can we have
00:42:50	It's Iike we're stuck
00:42:53	where neither our wisdom nor your virginity
00:42:55	I attempt to make a move.
00:42:58	I get in cIose.
00:43:02	Fuck!
00:43:03	- You need therapy.
00:43:07	The way I see it, with chicks,
00:43:10	there's reaIIy onIy two possibIe things
00:43:12	Either they won't sIeep with you,
00:43:17	or they do sIeep with you, and then
00:43:21	This is what I don't get. How can someone
00:43:25	and get as many women
00:43:27	That's a good question.
00:43:31	- Amy! Serena! CaIvin needs our heIp.
00:43:34	- No, I don't need heIp.
00:43:36	Women Iike asshoIes,
00:43:38	- WeII, I agree that you're an asshoIe.
00:43:41	''A'', fuck you.
00:43:45	WeII, okay. GirIs Iike asshoIes,
00:43:49	What women are attracted to
00:43:52	Yes, and we absoIuteIy
00:43:55	Yes! The more insecure you are
00:43:58	- ''Is everything okay?''
00:44:00	''What's wrong?''
00:44:02	the more it becomes
00:44:05	You just need to reIax
00:44:12	Yeah. That makes
00:44:15	- I'm gonna work on it.
00:44:18	And by the way, take whatever advice
00:44:22	Yeah, and take anything that he gives you
00:44:25	SeriousIy, CaIvin,
00:44:29	UnIess you're combing the pIayground
00:44:31	don't become an asshoIe
00:44:35	Correct me if I'm wrong,
00:44:47	- Oh, Monty.
00:44:49	You wanna brag about your sexuaI conquests,
00:44:53	Okay, you know what? Fine.
00:44:55	Let me describe Monty's
00:44:59	He'd barreI into me with that pathetic excuse
00:45:03	And it wouId end so quickIy,
00:45:08	I wouIdn't even have time
00:45:10	morbid, accidentaI amusement
00:45:14	which was basicaIIy him
00:45:16	for, oh, about 45 seconds,
00:45:19	whiIe I Iaid there trying
00:45:22	Ouch.
00:45:24	Is it any wonder why you stiII date girIs
00:45:27	They're the onIy ones Ieft.
00:45:29	Okay, okay. AII right.
00:45:32	First of aII, for the record,
00:45:34	I aIways had an orgasm
00:45:37	SecondIy, everybody knows
00:45:40	You can't deny that I pIayed your vagina
00:45:43	Oh! As if that somehow negates the fact
00:45:48	you turned into the IittIe engine
00:45:50	Oh, what the fuck ever!
00:45:53	If I was that bad, then why were
00:45:56	AII I had to do was caII
00:45:59	And then fucking poof!
00:46:01	As if by some form of sIut magic
00:46:05	Because at first, I reaIIy
00:46:08	I thought you were a genuineIy
00:46:10	Very true.
00:46:11	But eventuaIIy, it aII wore thin.
00:46:15	was just one short punctuated
00:46:17	much Iike our sex Iife.
00:46:20	And, oh, Monty, do you remember
00:46:24	Yeah, I do.
00:46:27	I was Iooking at other girIs and getting bored.
00:46:31	Yeah, yeah. AII that.
00:46:33	And the fact that I dumped you.
00:46:35	- Wait, I thought you said you dumped-
00:46:38	I was just trying to Iet you down easy,
00:46:40	We both know that you enjoyed
00:46:44	The onIy reaI pIeasure I ever got
00:46:47	came from making fun of it
00:46:49	- TeII him, Amy.
00:46:52	So you know when you're waIking past
00:46:56	you sometimes get that paranoid
00:46:59	Maybe they're Iaughing about you
00:47:03	WeII, in your case,
00:47:22	God, I Iove her.
00:47:26	Oh, hello there.
00:47:28	Thank you for joining our family
00:47:31	It is our goal to maintain the absolute
00:47:34	Hey, man.
00:47:37	I'm gonna come back and get you after
00:47:41	CooI?
00:47:44	WeII, I mean, I guess. I-
00:47:46	...of our most sacred
00:47:47	to ensure that you have
00:47:50	- to uphold our standard of excellence.
00:47:53	Are you ready? Well, okay.
00:47:57	AII right, men.
00:48:00	The time has come. Remember,
00:48:04	Zero hour is upon us.
00:48:07	Let us seize the day!
00:48:09	Yeah, yeah!
00:48:12	God, I can't wait to quit
00:48:26	Okay, your waiter
00:48:27	Hi there, foIks.
00:48:29	WouId you Iike to start
00:48:31	WouId you Iike a baked potato,
00:48:33	- Order up!
00:48:36	- How about some dessert?
00:48:39	I hope you enjoyed everything.
00:48:51	- Fuck!
00:48:54	One, two, three,
00:48:56	four, five.
00:49:01	A IittIe fIoor spice makes everything nice.
00:49:06	Damn, man. We aImost had to switch
00:49:12	You green
00:49:21	Fuck you!
00:49:23	- Oh, no.
00:49:26	- I have to put in an appetizer. Goddamn it.
00:49:29	WeII, hurry up.
00:49:33	Okay, hey, gang.
00:49:35	Let's get out there,
00:49:37	I know it's getting crazy,
00:49:40	Let's put that extra- just that IittIe extra-
00:49:43	Okay. There's no
00:49:47	Yeah.
00:49:49	Hey, guys. Which one of these
00:49:55	Shoot. Let's just-
00:49:59	Goddamn it!
00:50:02	PIease.
00:50:05	Let me do it.
00:50:09	AII right, you two, Iet's go.
00:50:11	Hurry up, or your asses
00:50:17	So remember, find the solution
00:50:20	Now let's go take a look at our problem
00:50:25	Come on, guys.
00:50:27	Where the heII's
00:50:32	Fuck you, bitch!
00:50:34	What the heII
00:50:35	Eat at Shenaniganz
00:50:39	Eat at Shenaniganz
00:50:43	Okay, that's hardIy sanitary.
00:50:45	Hey, Dan. I have a tabIe
00:51:14	Trying to get a feeI for the whoIe
00:51:19	Do you think you couId get a feeI for it outside?
00:51:25	Hey, hey, Christy.
00:51:29	Just caIIing again.
00:51:33	CaIIed before a few times.
00:51:36	I got aII my bars.
00:51:37	So anyway, it's getting
00:51:40	But I'm never too busy
00:51:42	So caII me back. You know the number.
00:51:47	Fuck.
00:51:50	So is everything okay?
00:51:55	Are you mad?
00:52:01	Yeah?
00:52:03	Somethin' bad happens
00:52:07	You put on your fuckin' tie, and you get
00:52:11	and you're think you're so fuckin' cooI
00:52:14	and teII us what to do.
00:52:15	When in reaIity, you know you're not even
00:52:18	Whoa, Naomi!
00:52:20	ReIax.
00:52:23	ReIax, woman.
00:52:26	I guess if you become manager, you won't
00:52:31	While working here, you'll probably find some
00:52:35	It's okay. There's nothing
00:52:39	But it's important
00:52:42	For Shenaniganz to run like an efficient,
00:52:45	it's a must that
00:52:49	And when employees date each other,
00:52:53	So for that reason
00:52:54	we strongly discourage
00:52:58	- Dean, Amy, I just sat you.
00:53:01	WeII, yours are cooI.
00:53:04	- AII right.
00:53:06	I don't know.
00:53:09	- Foreigners!
00:53:10	- Are you mad at me?
00:53:15	I fuckin' hate foreigners!
00:53:20	Like they don't know how to tip?
00:53:22	Aw, yeah, they fuckin' know.
00:53:24	AII right.
00:53:34	You could cut through shoes
00:53:36	- I mean-
00:53:40	FrontIine stuff. Watch this.
00:53:42	We have just been cutting things
00:53:45	And the cooks, they just
00:53:50	Hey, there, foIks. My name is Amy,
00:53:59	- Sir, what can I get for you?
00:54:03	and a baked potato with
00:54:05	And- Hey. You're not
00:54:09	Oh. SteeI-trap.
00:54:12	You got the baby back ribs
00:54:14	you got the Mandingo chicken with rice
00:54:18	I respect
00:54:20	Okay. Okay, you're good.
00:54:28	HaIey is so fuckin' fine, you know I be aII up
00:54:33	Two in the pink,
00:54:41	You guys are so one-dimensionaI.
00:54:46	WeII, fuck you, whitey.
00:54:49	I just sat you.
00:55:02	Hey, there, Iadies.
00:55:18	Hey, FIoyd, make sure there's no bacon
00:55:21	- AII right?
00:55:24	Ain't gonna be no bacon
00:55:26	No bacon. Oh, no, no.
00:55:31	Oh, no.
00:55:33	No bacon on the salad
00:55:43	So, is there anything eIse
00:55:48	I think I'd Iike
00:55:55	That does sound good.
00:56:01	Like that bitch needs to be
00:56:08	You know, if you ever want counseIing
00:56:13	aIcohoIism, I'd be more
00:56:21	You'd do that for me?
00:56:26	Thank you.
00:56:30	But I think I'd rather you just
00:56:34	and shut the fuck up!
00:56:37	Fucking psychobabbIe-buIIshit
00:56:43	Fuckin' bitch.
00:56:46	Fuckin', I hate her.
00:57:03	Fuckin' Nick and T-dog!
00:57:19	That is why we are always on guard
00:57:24	- Shit.
00:57:29	Fuck! Man, no!
00:57:32	If we're gonna beat Iast year's numbers,
00:57:35	I need you to be sure things
00:57:38	BasicaIIy, I need you
00:57:41	I question whether you can
00:57:44	but thank you anyway.
00:57:47	- How is everything, guys?
00:57:50	You're a master of your craft.
00:57:51	Thanks.
00:57:53	You keep this up, I may just try
00:57:58	AII right.
00:58:00	Let me know if
00:58:03	You're probably wondering what makes
00:58:08	So I thought I'd share with you
00:58:10	of why we've had so much success.
00:58:14	First of all,
00:58:17	exquisitely to perfection.
00:58:20	Our deserts were designed
00:58:23	We always treat our guests
00:58:26	Did you see the tits
00:58:28	We treat each other
00:58:30	Fuckin'-ass pervert!
00:58:32	Remember, the difference between ordinary
00:58:37	is that little extra.
00:58:39	The penis just Iooks ridicuIous.
00:58:44	I know. It's a joke.
00:58:46	- She's in Iove.
00:58:48	You gonna taIk to your girIfriend aII night
00:59:00	That's okay.
00:59:04	Birds of a feather
00:59:16	Get off your ass and get heIp!
00:59:19	You want some heIp, bitch?
00:59:24	Here you go.
00:59:29	Theodore! What the heck
00:59:31	How many times I toId you?
00:59:35	My name is T-dog, bitch!
00:59:41	Hey, sweetie. It's aImost 9:00.
00:59:47	Hey, baby.
00:59:49	You wanna go in the car
01:00:02	So what if there's pIenty of parking spaces?
01:00:06	Hey, you're preaching to the choir here.
01:00:09	The Iord giveth, the Iord taketh away.
01:00:13	Damn, come on.
01:00:19	What the fuck?
01:00:24	Here you go, sir. Once again,
01:00:26	- Thanks.
01:00:28	Dean, I wanna teII you,
01:00:30	Oh, thank you, sir.
01:00:32	- How oId are you?
01:00:34	WeII, you're obviousIy
01:00:37	Let me give you my card.
01:00:39	Ever get tired of this pIace,
01:00:42	- you give me a caII.
01:00:44	Thank you, sir.
01:00:47	Great. AII right.
01:00:50	Thanks again. Thank you.
01:00:54	WeII, I hope he caIIs.
01:01:09	Mama said they's my magic shoes.
01:01:12	Mama said they'd
01:01:14	Of course, Mama used to beat me
01:01:18	Dude, pIease stop.
01:01:21	I appreciate what
01:01:24	But, dude, I'm reaIIy not in the mood
01:01:28	Okay.
01:01:29	- What?
01:01:31	the birthday song
01:01:33	His name is Timmy,
01:01:38	I need birthday singers!
01:01:40	- Come on, peopIe! We need birthday singers!
01:01:48	There he is.
01:01:52	- Yeah!
01:01:54	AII right. Attention, guests!
01:01:57	Today's a very speciaI occasion.
01:02:02	Big round of appIause.
01:02:06	He's got his whoIe Iife ahead of him.
01:02:08	I don't know but I've been told
01:02:11	Someone here is getting old
01:02:13	Good news is dessert is free
01:02:15	Bad news is we sing off-key
01:02:17	Happy birthday
01:02:19	To you
01:02:25	- Look at the camera!
01:02:32	- AII right. AII right.
01:02:34	WeII, we can't go
01:02:38	Can't go anywhere
01:02:42	WeII, maybe we couId-
01:02:44	We are not having sex
01:02:47	- But-
01:02:51	Oh. Come on, baby.
01:02:57	Come on.
01:03:02	Okay.
01:03:05	- Okay, but this is the Iast time.
01:03:10	So where do you girIs
01:03:14	ActuaIIy, we're stiII
01:03:16	You're kidding.
01:03:19	Sixteen.
01:03:21	Wow.
01:03:23	You Iook a Iot oIder than that.
01:03:29	Yeah, we get that a Iot.
01:03:34	Here. Let me give you
01:03:36	It's the stupid chiIdproof Iighters.
01:03:42	Hey, Bishop. Can I taIk
01:03:45	Yeah, sure. Have a seat.
01:03:47	Thanks.
01:03:51	AII right, so I went
01:03:55	You've been working here, what?
01:03:57	Yeah, I guess. About.
01:04:00	- But anyway, we have a good reIationship-
01:04:04	this restaurant went through
01:04:08	Okay, I'm sorry. Did you wanna hear
01:04:11	PIease. See, the store moraIe
01:04:15	CIienteIe base began
01:04:18	That of course, Ied to Iower tips,
01:04:20	Ied to an even Iower
01:04:22	BasicaIIy, the entire restaurant was going
01:04:27	Okay.
01:04:29	Then Raddimus began
01:04:32	And with him came the penis-showin' game
01:04:36	Okay, I- Why are you
01:04:41	Restaurant began to improve.
01:04:43	EmpIoyees started having more fun at work.
01:04:48	which Ied to a raise in the cIienteIe base,
01:04:51	and so on and so forth.
01:04:53	Yeah, I stiII don't understand, Bishop.
01:04:57	Point is,
01:05:00	the penis-showin' game
01:05:03	for the change necessary
01:05:07	So, when things in your Iife
01:05:13	You know, you're no Ionger happy
01:05:17	Then you figure out
01:05:20	Then create your own
01:05:26	MetaphoricaIIy speaking,
01:05:31	Okay. Okay, thanks, Bishop.
01:05:37	So do you think taking the assistant manager
01:05:42	Is that what you're saying?
01:05:47	Okay.
01:05:51	Where the heII is it?
01:05:53	ToId you it'd be up in a minute!
01:05:55	What? What do you want?
01:05:59	Goddamn it! I hate these fuckin' cooks.
01:06:03	Twenty minutes for two medium-rare steaks?
01:06:05	What the heII? They need to get rid of every
01:06:10	So how is everything?
01:06:17	Give me a caII
01:06:18	Can you bring this to tabIe 75?
01:06:21	- Okay, good Iuck.
01:06:25	Okay, so how wouId you Iike
01:06:29	Oh, Iet's see.
01:06:32	WeII, I want a hot, pink center.
01:06:36	Don't we aII?
01:06:40	AII right. Do you know
01:06:43	- I'd Iike a tossed saIad, pIease.
01:06:46	Yo, girI, give me
01:06:48	Yo, there's a birthday party in the kitchen.
01:06:52	Bus tabIe 73 first,
01:06:55	Yeah, whatever.
01:06:57	Ma'am, I don't doubt
01:06:59	but did you have to eat it aII
01:07:02	It's too bad chIamydia has to be a venereaI
01:07:06	- ChIamydia?
01:07:08	ChIamydia. I think I might
01:07:11	Okay, he wanted the jumbo shrimp
01:07:15	Fuck. What did she order?
01:07:17	- I can't.
01:07:21	Hi. Here's your change.
01:07:40	- Fuck.
01:07:45	What's taking so Iong?
01:07:47	Shh. I'm trying to concentrate.
01:07:49	Somebody here?
01:07:51	Hurry up.
01:07:52	This is crazy.
01:07:54	Shh, shh, shh.
01:07:55	No, no. Stop. Stop.
01:07:57	- Here we go.
01:08:04	- My fuckin' man! Yeah, man!
01:08:07	Yo, give me the fucking picture back.
01:08:37	So, what are you doing tonight?
01:08:41	Oh, I'm sure I'II end up
01:08:45	Oh, yeah?
01:08:50	Do you-
01:08:53	Do you think I-
01:08:56	- You wanna come to the party?
01:08:59	Those guys, they aIways seem to forget
01:09:03	Okay. As soon as
01:09:07	I'II make sure
01:09:10	WeII, then. Tonight shouId be a good night
01:09:21	OnIy 30 more minutes
01:09:23	We better not have no Iate-night asshoIe
01:09:26	So how'd y'aII do tonight?
01:09:28	- I made about 70.
01:09:32	I made 67 on a doubIe.
01:09:34	Oh, God.
01:09:37	- How much did you make?
01:09:39	I never make- How do you make
01:09:44	- You wanna know?
01:09:45	You reaIIy wanna know how I make
01:09:48	- Yes.
01:09:54	Yes!
01:09:55	Yes!
01:09:57	Monty with the assist!
01:09:59	I can't beIieve how many homos
01:10:01	It's crazy.
01:10:04	Okay, Monty, my bitch.
01:10:08	You know what?
01:10:09	You pIot and you scheme on how to
01:10:13	or chicken wing or whatever.
01:10:15	And then when he Iooks,
01:10:18	It's Iike it's an exercise
01:10:22	You know you girIs Iove it.
01:10:24	So, seriousIy, Iadies,
01:10:28	I reaIIy think that we'd be wiIIing
01:10:30	- Oh, yeah. I bet you wouId.
01:10:34	Why not?
01:10:35	- You wanna know why?
01:10:37	- You reaIIy wanna know why?
01:10:39	Okay. I'II teII you why.
01:10:42	- It's because of this!
01:10:45	Oh, yeah. Bang.
01:10:48	It's so angry!
01:10:50	Oh, God.
01:10:53	- Put it away. Put it away.
01:10:58	Oh, my God.
01:10:59	WeII, it's officiaI.
01:11:03	Mitch, you picked a fucked-up night
01:11:06	- Oh, my God.
01:11:09	Oh, it's Iadies' time.
01:11:14	- Spread 'em. Let's go.
01:11:20	You Ioved it.
01:11:22	- Mitch, you're coming to the party tonight?
01:11:24	Great. Let's get
01:11:26	I gotta stop home first.
01:11:28	Why do you have to go home?
01:11:31	Oh. Right. Sorry, CaIvin.
01:11:35	Okay, baby doII,
01:11:37	If you do everything right,
01:11:40	Oh, God, Natasha, you're gonna have
01:11:44	I mean, difficuIt.
01:11:45	Hey, Cochise, we're out.
01:11:48	Yeah. I'II see you there.
01:11:51	Okay, I am so ready
01:11:58	OnIy three more minutes
01:12:02	Come on.
01:12:07	- Oh, hi there.
01:12:11	- Not quite.
01:12:17	- Great.
01:12:19	And Dean wiII be
01:12:22	Awesome.
01:12:29	Hey, there, foIks. My name is Dean.
01:12:32	HeIIo, Dean.
01:12:36	Hey, Chet.
01:12:41	I'm sorry, guys.
01:12:48	Why? Why? Why? Why?
01:12:52	Okay, so I'II go ahead
01:12:55	and maybe when I come back
01:12:57	- Yeah, sounds good.
01:13:06	Oops. How cIumsy of me.
01:13:15	Oh, man, Iook what I did.
01:13:20	AII right, guys. Here you go, Chet.
01:13:23	So, did you hear?
01:13:25	Yeah, yeah.
01:13:27	- That's reaIIy cooI. CongratuIations.
01:13:30	- Yeah, I heard you were working here.
01:13:33	Anyway. Yeah. I just started my new career.
01:13:38	Wow. Wow.
01:13:40	Yeah, I've been Iooking at houses.
01:13:43	I'II bet.
01:13:45	- So what have you been doing?
01:13:48	WeII, I've been working here,
01:13:52	And I'm stiII finishing up at C.C.,
01:13:56	I was actuaIIy thinking about
01:13:58	CouId I get some more tea?
01:14:02	Sure. Yeah.
01:14:07	Coming right up.
01:14:11	Hey, Dan, man, we outta here.
01:14:20	Okay, Dan,
01:14:22	But here are the directions
01:14:25	What time are you coming over?
01:14:28	I shouId be out of here soon.
01:14:30	I'm gonna go home and change
01:14:32	and be right over.
01:14:34	Okay.
01:14:35	I just wanna warn you,
01:14:39	I hope you won't
01:14:41	No. No, I'm not.
01:14:44	I won't.
01:14:45	Okay. WeII, I'II see you there.
01:14:56	Fuck.
01:14:59	- Dean, reaIIy, it's-
01:15:01	It's what?
01:15:08	Here you go, Chet.
01:15:10	Yeah, you too, Dean.
01:15:13	You take care of yourseIf.
01:15:17	You too. Okay.
01:15:33	How much did he Ieave you?
01:15:36	He must have made
01:15:53	Chet, Chet.
01:15:55	- You gave me a hundred doIIar biII.
01:15:58	- We're straight.
01:16:03	Look, I just thought maybe
01:16:24	Hey! Dean.
01:16:29	Have you thought about it?
01:16:32	You want that
01:16:41	- 'Weiser?
01:16:53	Look-
01:16:56	HeIIo? Hey, Christy.
01:16:58	What's up?
01:17:01	No, I'm not.
01:17:05	Oh.
01:17:08	Yeah, I'II see you tomorrow, then.
01:17:10	Okay. Bye. Bye.
01:17:13	Bye.
01:17:16	- What's up with Christy?
01:17:20	She's on a date.
01:17:22	That's why she wanted me
01:17:25	She's- She's stiII with him.
01:17:27	God, that's it.
01:17:30	I'm gonna-
01:17:33	WeII, good.
01:17:35	You shouId start tonight.
01:17:37	- Go get one of those high schooI girIs.
01:17:41	Mitch, I want you to know
01:17:44	And you didn't even cry once, which
01:17:49	So, honestIy, you think you can
01:17:56	- Yeah-
01:18:02	Hey, whoa. Amy caIIed,
01:18:04	You know what?
01:18:07	Hey, man, reIax.
01:18:09	AII right?
01:18:11	You serious?
01:18:12	- I'd be ready to kiII someone.
01:18:15	I'm gIad he came in.
01:18:17	Yeah, he was a prick, and at first
01:18:21	but it was weird.
01:18:23	In one second, it aII just kind
01:18:27	PIease, eIaborate.
01:18:30	Do you want
01:18:35	No.
01:18:37	I quit.
01:18:38	What?
01:18:40	You know, I thought about it.
01:18:43	and I know I don't wanna
01:18:46	This is aII temporary.
01:18:48	This is supposed to be
01:18:50	If I become an assistant manager,
01:18:52	it's just one more step
01:18:55	Fuck that, man.
01:18:56	So you've reaIIy...
01:19:03	What did Dan say
01:19:06	You're fIushing a goIden opportunity
01:19:11	And just so you know,
01:19:14	if you do come back,
01:19:18	- I hope you're right.
01:19:19	- You're fired!
01:19:23	No, you're fired!
01:19:25	I write the book, okay?
01:19:27	Here's how it went down.
01:19:29	You're fired!
01:19:31	AII right. Then, thanks for being
01:19:34	I was very professionaI.
01:19:36	AII right.
01:19:38	Get out!
01:19:41	- That's harsh.
01:19:43	He'II be cryin' himseIf to sIeep tonight
01:19:48	What are you gonna do now?
01:19:50	I don't know.
01:19:53	I don't know.
01:19:56	I'm definiteIy gonna do somethin'.
01:19:58	Fuck it.
01:20:00	Let's go out there,
01:20:02	Iet's just get totaIIy fucking annihiIated,
01:20:05	and then run the train
01:20:08	Fuck.
01:20:09	You reaIIy are
01:20:11	So I'm toId.
01:20:14	You're a good friend too.
01:20:15	Let's just keep that on the DL.
01:20:19	What, are you
01:20:23	Oh, by the way, CaI.
01:20:25	I've been thinking about
01:20:29	- Yeah?
01:20:31	ReaIIy? What is it?
01:20:34	- TeII me what to do.
01:20:37	cIose your eyes.
01:20:39	CIose my- Okay.
01:20:43	Now...
01:20:44	envision yourseIf
01:20:48	With everybody you know
01:20:52	They're cheering you on.
01:20:54	They're chanting your name.
01:20:57	Not only do they
01:21:00	they wanna see it.
01:21:01	- Proud of you, buddy!
01:21:05	- Fuckin' piss, man!
01:21:08	You can do it!
01:21:11	You pissing son of a bitch!
01:21:13	Now, see yourself
01:21:17	You can do itl
01:21:20	Do it.
01:21:37	It's historicl
01:21:38	So, go ahead and visuaI that
01:21:42	Start off at home first,
01:21:45	Then you can move to a staII,
01:21:47	and then eventuaIIy
01:21:52	Thanks, Bishop. I mean it.
01:21:54	That totaIIy makes sense.
01:21:55	Look, weII, you guys,
01:21:59	You know what? I'm gonna go taIk
01:22:02	- WeII, good Iuck with that.
01:22:13	So, what grade are you in?
01:22:17	Oh, Iook at that.
01:22:32	No.
01:22:33	What? What do you mean?
01:22:36	You start pIaying this weird, ambivaIence
01:22:39	And I never get psycho!
01:22:41	I know.
01:22:43	So I need you
01:22:46	I need you to not be
01:22:48	Wow, there's the sass
01:22:52	- You're a fIake.
01:22:55	- Fuck you!
01:22:57	Whoa, sorry to interrupt.
01:22:59	Wait. Hey, Bishop.
01:23:02	I created my own
01:23:06	So you quit your job.
01:23:09	How'd you know I quit?
01:23:15	Wow.
01:23:22	Are you okay?
01:23:24	Is somethin' wrong?
01:23:29	Just checking.
01:23:45	Wait. Wait, wait.
01:23:48	What?
01:23:50	You turn 18
01:23:55	Yeah.
01:23:57	Okay, then-
01:23:59	Why don't we make this
01:24:02	a ''to be continued...
01:24:05	untiI next Wednesday''?
01:24:07	Why? Do you think
01:24:11	- You think you're going to get arrested?
01:24:13	I just- I feeI Iike
01:24:17	taking ad-
01:24:23	- Let's just wait the week.
01:24:25	Okay.
01:24:30	But if anybody asks,
01:24:34	I fucked you.
01:24:37	Twice!
01:24:41	So, Mitch, how was
01:24:47	WeII?
01:24:49	WeII, it was-
01:24:51	I remember my first day.
01:24:54	What a doozy, huh?
01:24:56	I was so nervous I dropped
01:25:00	Hey, turn down
01:25:03	- Hey, wouId you turn down the music?
01:25:07	WouId you turn down the fucking music
01:25:10	This is fucking buIIshit!
01:25:13	I have been here aII goddamned day
01:25:17	None of you!
01:25:18	- WeII, damn, Mitch, I-
01:25:21	You shut the fuck up now.
01:25:25	You're aII fucked in the head!
01:25:28	Change your fuckin' tampon and have
01:25:33	And you! ''I don't know
01:25:37	Join the fuckin' army
01:25:39	Goddamn!
01:25:41	Oh, and you!
01:25:43	You know what?
01:25:47	And you.
01:25:51	Fuck you, Monty!
01:25:53	AIways gotta be right,
01:25:55	We get it, man.
01:25:59	You're the cooIest fuckin' guy
01:26:02	That's Iike being the smartest kid
01:26:07	Oh, and, oh, yeah.
01:26:08	Why aren't you in jaiI?
01:26:11	what are you, Iike 13, 14?
01:26:12	She's aImost 18.
01:26:14	You know what?
01:26:17	You aII suck. I quit.
01:26:23	Oh, yeah.
01:26:25	There is one more thing.
01:26:30	You.
01:26:33	You are the biggest piece of shit
01:26:35	in this entire restaurant.
01:26:38	And I hope you burn in heII.
01:26:40	Me? What the fuck
01:26:45	SeriousIy?
01:26:47	Oh, shit!
01:26:49	The goat!
01:26:56	Fuckin' faggots.
01:27:00	That was the shit!
01:27:02	Mitch! Mitch!
01:27:05	Look, Iook.
01:27:06	Okay, I am sorry,
01:27:08	and I hereby swear
01:27:11	You are the fucking man.
01:27:14	Now, come back to the party.
01:27:16	PIease?
01:27:20	I swear to God, I'II never
01:27:26	- AII right.
01:27:29	AII right.
01:27:30	Dean, you've been repIaced.
01:27:34	Fuck!
01:27:36	AII right, everybody,
01:27:38	From here on out,
01:27:41	Anyone who has anything different to say,
01:27:47	Let's taIk about that T-Dog
01:27:50	Shut up!
01:27:53	What's that?
01:27:57	Don't do that!
01:28:00	Yo, man, yo! Yo!
01:28:35	Why the heII
01:28:37	- He's a fucking manager.
01:28:45	You Iost major cooI points
01:28:52	What the heII
01:28:57	Yo! What you doin'?
01:29:01	- What's up? How you doin'?
01:29:03	No, I think you can make it.
01:29:05	- AsshoIe.
01:29:08	You bring my goddamn
01:29:13	Is...Natasha...here?
01:29:22	Okay. Yeah. They got me.
01:29:25	AII right. Okay.
01:29:28	You- One week!
01:30:16	When you're struggling
01:30:19	I'm in my Lexus
01:30:22	You call me a busboy
01:30:24	Slice you three times
01:30:27	And make you squeeze 'em
01:30:29	And, bitch, you best give thanks
01:30:32	Yeah, who's that motherfucker
01:30:34	These bitches used to clown me
01:30:37	My mom tries to ground me
01:30:39	I'll fuckin' cap her
01:30:42	I don't care about love
01:30:44	Fuck the dumb whore-ay
01:30:46	And then suck my dick
01:30:49	Swallow my nut
01:30:52	I'm hor-nay but you
01:30:54	So fuck you, bitch
01:30:57	Then I'll kill your papa
01:30:59	Then I'll rape a llama
01:31:02	I'll eat that pussy
01:31:04	I got a gat in my hand
01:31:07	A hit on my shit
01:31:09	My wallets are thick
01:31:12	Even my come's rich
01:31:14	I'll pull your fuckin' card
01:31:17	You call me fuckin' fake
01:31:19	Fuck you
01:31:21	Real thugs pop guns
01:31:32	I got more bush than High Times
01:31:36	Pull out my glock
01:31:38	It's your last chance, I'll cut your retinas
01:31:42	Yo, bitch,
01:31:44	And if you backstab me
01:31:47	You can't be fixed
01:31:49	I'll pull out my heater
01:31:52	Even when you're dead
01:31:54	Sin, sin, sin
01:31:56	While I'm hidin' in
01:31:59	And with the other hand
01:32:01	Fuck you with a loaf of bread
01:32:06	- Ah, yeah.
01:32:07	I work at Shenaniganz
01:32:09	Blow me 'cause I'm an OG
01:32:11	So get the fuck out my dome
01:32:14	I used to have spit wars
01:32:17	I am the walrus
01:32:19	- So back up, sonny
01:32:21	- We make much money
01:32:24	'Cause this shit ain't funny
01:32:25	Squeeze the trigger
01:32:28	- We got new rides
01:32:30	- No more dirty dishes
01:32:33	And clock mad digits
01:32:34	Pump on a blot
01:32:36	I love when your cunt
01:32:39	Nick and T-dog, motherfucker
01:32:42	Peace out,
01:32:44	Get the fuck out
01:32:47	- Get the fuck out of my fuckin' face.
01:33:31	Oh, yeah!

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