Waitress
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Hon, you've put it off long enough. |
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What? |
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- You know what. |
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- Negative. |
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Come on, negative. |
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- Come on! |
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from the hell of unwanted pregnancy. |
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I don't need no baby. |
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I just want to make pies. |
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That's all I want to do, make pies. |
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I thought you weren't sleeping |
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He got her drunk one night. |
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I should never drink. |
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I do stupid things |
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like sleep with my husband. |
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Oh, no! |
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Looks like a pink line |
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One line or two lines? |
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One line or two lines? |
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Two lines! The control line |
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- the bad line, the "yes" line. |
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Two lines, two definite lines. |
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What's going on in there? |
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We have customers! |
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Hold your balls straight, Cal. |
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What's wrong with her? |
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It's none of your business, |
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I'm fine, Cal! |
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Hurry up! |
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Hon, you okay? |
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Shh. I'm inventing a new pie |
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in my head. |
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Tomorrow's blue plate special. |
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I'm calling it |
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Earl's Baby Pie. " |
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I don't think we can write that |
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Then I'll just call it |
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What's in it, honey? |
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It's a quiche of egg and Brie cheese |
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Sounds good, baby. |
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I ain't never going to get |
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You going to tell him? |
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I'm not sure. |
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If my plan comes true and I |
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in a couple months, |
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Are you sure it's his child? |
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You know everything I do. |
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- Ah... |
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- Eh... |
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I mean, I'd do anything |
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to meet a man, and Becky's |
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- Dawn! |
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But now here you are, |
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married to this handsome guy. |
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Who's got very good hair. |
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Who's got very good hair. |
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And pregnant with |
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a little girl. |
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How do you know it's a girl? |
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- We don't know it's a girl. |
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would trade places with you for |
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Now would we, Becky? |
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No, we wouldn't, Dawn. |
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Except, just once in my life, |
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I'd like to be able to make |
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a pie half as good |
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as Jenna can make a pie. |
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- Yeah, me, too. |
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So what if I can make a decent pie? |
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- Who cares? |
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As you can plainly see, |
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than my left boob |
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and Dawn here has |
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pasty, pasty skin. |
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I'm stuck in a marriage |
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and Dawn eats TV dinners alone, |
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but still, we wouldn't |
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I do have pasty, pasty skin. |
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Yeah, I know, you're here. |
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See you tomorrow, honey. |
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Good luck. |
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- And if you do tell him you're... |
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Hey. |
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Hey. |
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Hiya there, Earl. |
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We all just agreed that your hair |
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Hooray for you. |
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- Woo-hoo! |
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I don't care if she is a pie genius. |
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I wouldn't trade places with her. |
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No, me neither. |
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You don't look happy to see me. |
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Are you happy to see me? |
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Yeah, I'm happy to see you. |
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Even brought you a piece |
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of today's special, |
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Cinnamon spice custard. |
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You don't give me a kiss. |
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Well, give me one. |
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There. That's more like it. |
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Where's that money |
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you made today? |
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Right here in my pocket. |
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Well, now, hand it over. |
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Not much here, is there? |
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Slow day, you know. |
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Yeah, you been having |
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I'm really not sure it's worth |
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I think I might rather have you |
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making me pies all day long. |
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You didn't ask me |
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how my day was. |
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How was your day? |
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Ask me like you |
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care about it. |
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How was your day, Earl? |
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Well, you know, |
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about the mortgages and everything. |
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But I don't make the bank policy, |
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but he doesn't listen. |
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"I Hate My Husband Pie. " |
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You take bittersweet chocolate |
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You make it into a pudding |
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and drown it in caramel. |
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You're not listening to me. |
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Yeah, I am. |
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What I say? |
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You were bitching about Mr. Johnson. |
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What were the exact words I said? |
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Well, I mean, I can't repeat |
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You don't listen to me! |
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Hurts my feelings. |
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Please just say you're sorry |
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so I can let you out this car |
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I'm sorry, Earl, |
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to repeat your words verbatim, |
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something I should be able to do. |
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Whenever I need it. |
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Whenever you need it. |
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All right, then. |
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You look handsome tonight, Early. |
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Thank you, honey. |
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It's been a long time since |
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I like it. |
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And you look pretty tonight. |
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Maybe a little tired is all. |
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You're not eating |
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I'm thinking I want to borrow |
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And my answer to that, |
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There's a big pie Bake-Off in |
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And I'd like to go. |
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And my answer to that, |
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Prize money is pretty good. |
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Why do you need money? |
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I give you everything |
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Absolutely. |
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You want for nothing, don't you? |
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Yes, Earl, I want for nothing. |
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I mean, your pies ain't bad. |
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But what's so important about that |
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That's a good point, Earl. |
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Jenna Hunterson. |
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Hello, Mrs. Bunterson. |
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Hunterson. |
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Who are you? |
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I'm your doctor. |
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Oh, wow, you brought me a pie. |
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How nice. |
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I've only been here a few weeks, |
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impressed with the hospitality of this place. |
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You're not my doctor. |
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Lily Mueller is my doctor. |
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This pie is for her. |
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It's Marshmallow Mermaid, |
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Well, she's semiretired now. |
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Just sort of happened this morning. |
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We didn't have time to call anybody. |
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But Dr. Mueller delivered me. |
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I mean, she's been my doctor forever. |
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I really liked and trusted her. |
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Maybe you could really like |
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I've never even seen you before. |
00:10:09 |
Yeah, I just got hired. |
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Long story, making it short, |
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Dr. Mueller's practice, |
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Um, just moved here from |
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Dr. Mueller had a class |
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and I was a student of hers, |
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No... yes. |
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Sorry, anyway, |
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it's nice to meet you. |
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What's your name again? |
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I'm Dr. Jim Pomatter. |
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Okay. |
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- And you are? |
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Jenna Hunterson. |
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So... What seems to be the problem? |
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Well, I seem to be pregnant. |
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Good. |
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Good for you. |
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Thanks, but I don't want this baby. |
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Oh, well, we don't perform... uh... |
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No, I'm keeping it, |
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I'm just telling you I'm |
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like everybody else might be. |
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So maybe you can be sensitive |
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and make a big deal |
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I'm having the baby, |
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It's not a party, though. |
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Got it, okay, not a party. |
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Uh, well, then, why don't we, um... |
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we'll have to do a blood test, |
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make sure you're pregnant |
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for diseases, hormone levels, |
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Sounds like a plan. |
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Okay, well, the nurse |
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Um... don't go anywhere. |
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Nowhere to go. |
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Come in. |
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Hi, Jenna, have a seat. |
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Okay, I'm going to give |
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Oh, thank you. |
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Thank you very much. |
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You know what? Just push-push |
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Go ahead, push them off. |
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I'll get to those later. |
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Well, un-congratulations... |
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Un-thank you. |
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So for the next eight months, |
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If you have any questions, |
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We'll be doing some tests. |
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All of which I'll tell you |
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And I'm going to give you |
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a prescription for, |
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And do you have any, |
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What kind of questions? |
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I don't know. |
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Do's and don'ts? |
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Anything you're wondering about? |
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Exercise, sex... |
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I don't really do much |
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of either of those things, so... |
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Okay, any diet concerns? |
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Not really. I mean, |
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Eat healthy, um, avoid certain |
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The receptionist, she can |
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foods for your pregnancy, |
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Okay. |
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And here is your prescription. |
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I'll just... sorry. |
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And, uh, it was very nice |
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And I'll want to see you again |
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- in about three weeks. |
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Okay. |
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I do have one question. |
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Shoot. |
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How pregnant am I, exactly? |
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Very pregnant. |
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There's really only one degree |
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No, I mean, uh, how far along am I? |
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Uh, about six weeks, |
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give or take. |
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Yeah, that was Earl getting me |
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You're late. |
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By six minutes. I'm sorry. |
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Why doesn't your damn husband |
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'Cause he don't want |
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And you, late again. |
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You are inches away |
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Oh, just try firing me, |
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Who you calling a bucket |
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Now get to work before |
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Calm down, you psychotic ape. |
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Hey, what are you doing? |
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How's the doc? |
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Fine, it was fine. |
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New doctor, a man. |
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A man, wow. |
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Is he single? |
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No, I think he was wearing a ring. |
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Weird guy, nervous. |
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From Connecticut. |
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Hey, honey, could you do me a favor? |
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What? |
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Old Joe just came in |
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Could you take him? |
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You're better with him than I am. |
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Yeah, sure, I'll take him. |
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Thanks, hon, you're a trooper. |
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Oh. |
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What? What's wrong? |
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You okay? You going to be sick? |
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I'm okay. |
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Just nauseous for a second. |
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Hurry up, let's get to work! |
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Hi, Joe. |
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How you doing today, my friend? |
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What can I get you? |
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This is my pie diner. |
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I own it. |
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I know you do, Joe. |
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And I think it's warm in here. |
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I'll tell Cal, hon. |
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They keep all my businesses |
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My gas station, my supermarket, |
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But this is my favorite business. |
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Joe's Pie Shop. |
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I'm Joe. |
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And I will not tolerate it being |
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too damn warm in here. |
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I hear you, Joe. |
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Turn the air on. |
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Yes, sirree, bub. |
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Okay. |
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I want two glasses of water, no ice. |
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Two glasses, no problem. |
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- Two glasses. |
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No ice. |
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And I want the "Bad Baby Quiche Pie" |
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on its own plate. |
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No potatoes with that? |
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Did I say anything about potatoes? |
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Where'd you get potatoes from? |
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No potatoes, tomato. |
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On its own plate. |
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Salt and pepper. |
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That everything? |
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No. |
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I want orange juice. |
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But don't bring that first. |
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Bring the water first. |
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Bring the orange juice |
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Okay, listen to my horoscope |
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"Aquarius... |
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Smooth sailing today as Mars |
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Whatever the hell that means. |
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"The ones you love will listen |
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just make sure you're careful |
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Hmm. |
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Want to hear yours? |
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Uh, I'm Aquarius, too, hon. |
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I don't have ones I love either. |
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Just ones I live with. |
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Excuse me, I feel like |
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I'm going to be sick. |
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You okay, sweetie? |
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Yeah, I'm okay. |
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Good. Listen, um, I have |
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with an insurance |
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Five foot 10, 37, |
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- loves fishing. |
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Can't the guy pay for |
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Yeah, see, um, I have this idea. |
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I'm meeting men through |
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but I just give them five minutes. |
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Whether or not we |
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- we just have five minutes together. |
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That way, you know, |
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I don't waste a whole evening. |
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to meet this guy at |
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I was wondering if you would |
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here in the bathroom, |
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A full makeup for five minutes? |
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Well, yeah, it's very important |
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I mean, wh-what if he's |
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There is no such thing. |
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Whatever. |
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Will you do that for me? |
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Yeah, of course. |
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Oh, would you also make me |
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your "Falling In Love |
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That is my favorite pie. |
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What the heck, I'll do |
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You are the queen |
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of kindness and goodness. |
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You with child? |
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Shh, quiet. |
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I've seen that look on |
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Name was Annette. |
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I made sweet love to her |
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of 1948. |
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She got that sick look |
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on her face like you had |
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I almost married her right up. |
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She lost the baby, though. |
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Close call. |
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When you due? |
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Shh, Joe... |
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Don't want Cal to hear. |
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I'm trying to save money |
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Why, what's wrong with him? |
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Hey, there's no salt and pepper |
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on the table. I asked |
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and no ice in my juice glass. |
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- Can't you get nothing I say right? |
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your salt and pepper and juice |
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But you got to promise me |
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you'll keep your mouth shut |
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What baby? |
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Good man. |
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Honey, Earl's on the phone. |
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- Tell him I'm busy. |
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he might come over here |
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Yeah, okay. |
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Can I ask you a question? |
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Is it my imagination, |
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or is my left one drooping |
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I'm starting to feel like something Picasso |
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Do me a favor, hon, |
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no ice... or he'll bite your head off. |
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- And some salt and pepper. |
00:18:52 |
Hello, Earl. |
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Good, good. |
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No, I-I am glad you called. |
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You picking me up tonight? |
00:19:02 |
No, that's fine, I'll ask |
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Yes, I know you work hard. |
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Earl, I've got to get back. |
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We're busy here today. |
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Okay. |
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Bye. |
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I love you, too. |
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Mm. |
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"Falling In Love Pie. " |
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Oh, pretty outfit, Dawn. |
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Thank you. |
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It's a little tight |
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Oh, no worries. Men like a little meat |
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I have no idea what men like. |
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Speaking of more meat, |
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does Earl have any clue at all |
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No, he don't notice, and |
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I'm just going to run away. |
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Wow. |
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How much money you got saved? |
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Not much, $1,200 |
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and I can save |
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before theJonesville Bake-Off. |
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How much is that prize money? |
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$25,000, hon. |
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Wow. What pie you going to bake? |
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I'm not sure. |
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I was thinking I'd make one |
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like my mama used to make. |
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One where you wouldn't think |
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would all go together, but they do. |
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Huh. |
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Dawn, you're beautiful. |
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Your skin looks like |
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Thank you. |
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I know what you should do |
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with that prize money, Jenna. |
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You should open your own pie shop. |
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Oh, yeah. |
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You should have your own little |
00:21:00 |
Somewhere where they could |
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like Europe or New Jersey. |
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Wow, my own pie shop. |
00:21:07 |
Jenna's Pie Palace. |
00:21:09 |
Jenna's Pastry Heaven. |
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Okay, back to reality for a minute. |
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Hey, can you give me |
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Earl don't want |
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No, take the bus. |
00:21:18 |
I can't drive you. |
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Oh, where you going? |
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I can't tell you that. |
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- What? |
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Yet! I can't tell you |
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that yet. |
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Why not? |
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Got to go! |
00:21:30 |
You have fun on |
00:21:32 |
Use a five-minute condom. |
00:21:34 |
- Hey, wait a minute. |
00:21:35 |
Hey! |
00:21:39 |
Well, whatever it is, |
00:21:43 |
Go look at yourself, hon. |
00:21:44 |
This guy's not going |
00:21:48 |
Go on. |
00:21:52 |
Oh! |
00:21:54 |
Look what you did. |
00:21:56 |
You made me almost pretty. |
00:21:58 |
What do you mean "almost pretty"? |
00:22:00 |
You're lovely. |
00:22:02 |
Look at yourself. |
00:22:05 |
Oh... |
00:22:07 |
- Hey, sweetie? |
00:22:08 |
You think you can drop me off at the bus stop |
00:22:11 |
Yeah. |
00:22:21 |
"Baby Screaming Its Head Off |
00:22:23 |
in the Middle of the Night |
00:22:26 |
New York-style cheesecake, |
00:22:29 |
with pecans and nutmeg. |
00:22:38 |
Hello. |
00:22:39 |
Jenna? |
00:22:41 |
What? |
00:22:42 |
Hi. Dr. Pomatter. |
00:22:44 |
Yeah. |
00:22:45 |
What are you doing here? |
00:22:47 |
Oh, my car wouldn't |
00:22:49 |
God knows why. |
00:22:50 |
Got to take the bus home. |
00:22:51 |
Where do you live? |
00:22:52 |
Uh, Stanton Grove. |
00:22:54 |
Oh, it's nice over there. |
00:22:55 |
Yeah, yeah, it's nice. |
00:22:58 |
If you like trees, which, you know, |
00:23:03 |
It's a long walk. |
00:23:06 |
Do you mind if I sit down? |
00:23:07 |
Not at all. |
00:23:10 |
Thanks. |
00:23:14 |
So you're a waitress. |
00:23:17 |
I'm a waitress. |
00:23:18 |
Where do you work? |
00:23:19 |
Uh, a little diner off Highway 27. |
00:23:22 |
Joe's Pie Diner. |
00:23:24 |
Oh, wow. |
00:23:26 |
Sounds like a veritable |
00:23:30 |
I've never been there. |
00:23:33 |
Yes, it's very good. |
00:23:34 |
We make all the pies there fresh. |
00:23:37 |
Breakfast pies, dinner pies, |
00:23:41 |
And a new one that |
00:23:44 |
I was just inventing a new one |
00:23:47 |
Did you make that marshmallow pie |
00:23:50 |
Yes, I did. |
00:23:53 |
I invented it when I |
00:23:55 |
in my mermaid phase. |
00:23:56 |
That was probably the best pie |
00:23:59 |
That pie, it was... |
00:24:01 |
that pie was biblically good, |
00:24:04 |
That pie could win pie contests |
00:24:06 |
and ribbons and things. |
00:24:08 |
Thank you. |
00:24:09 |
Yeah. |
00:24:12 |
You know, there was a pie diner |
00:24:15 |
And I used to go there every day |
00:24:17 |
I had a mad crush on this |
00:24:20 |
She looked tragically cute |
00:24:22 |
in her uniform, |
00:24:24 |
and years later, I was doing my |
00:24:28 |
with an emergency ovarian cyst. |
00:24:30 |
I actually treated her. |
00:24:32 |
Wow. |
00:24:33 |
That must have been |
00:24:35 |
Well, she was at least |
00:24:42 |
Life does funny kind |
00:24:45 |
Yes, it does. |
00:24:46 |
Yes, it does. |
00:24:50 |
You want to hear something |
00:24:52 |
When I saw you sitting here |
00:24:55 |
I... I had a flashback. |
00:24:56 |
You made me think of her. |
00:24:58 |
You kind of remind me of her |
00:25:01 |
when she was younger. |
00:25:02 |
Wow. What a thing to say. |
00:25:05 |
Yeah, sorry, it was a compliment. |
00:25:06 |
No, I know. |
00:25:08 |
That's why it made me uncomfortable. |
00:25:11 |
You're blushing. |
00:25:12 |
Sorry, I shouldn't have said that. |
00:25:14 |
No, it was a nice thing to hear. I... |
00:25:16 |
Nobody ever notices me in that way. |
00:25:19 |
Well, somebody |
00:25:21 |
otherwise you wouldn't be in |
00:25:23 |
- Oh, him? |
00:25:24 |
He don't count. |
00:25:27 |
I'm kidding. Of course he counts. |
00:25:30 |
Oh! |
00:25:31 |
Oh, here's the bus. |
00:25:33 |
Call me whenever you need me, Jenna. |
00:25:35 |
I'm here for all your |
00:25:40 |
Please? |
00:25:42 |
Please? |
00:25:45 |
Please? |
00:25:49 |
Please? |
00:25:52 |
Come on, honey. |
00:25:58 |
L- I feel sick in my stomach. |
00:26:01 |
You know, it's been over a month. |
00:26:05 |
I feel about as sexy |
00:26:10 |
You ain't never been sexier. |
00:26:15 |
Am I imagining it, or are |
00:26:20 |
Like they grew a size |
00:26:23 |
That's crazy, Earl. |
00:26:27 |
I got to be with you |
00:26:34 |
Come on, baby, kiss me back. |
00:26:40 |
Move up, baby. |
00:26:45 |
Say something sexy to me. |
00:26:48 |
What do you want me to say? |
00:27:06 |
That was... |
00:27:10 |
That was great, baby. |
00:27:12 |
Wasn't it? |
00:27:13 |
Yes, absolutely wonderful. |
00:28:07 |
Oh, no, no, no, no. |
00:28:08 |
No, no, no. |
00:28:10 |
I want her, Dawn. |
00:28:12 |
That lady right there. |
00:28:15 |
Oh, well, I'm sorry, honey, |
00:28:16 |
but you're sitting in my station. |
00:28:17 |
All the tables in Dawn's |
00:28:19 |
No, but I don't want you. |
00:28:22 |
Well, if you want to eat |
00:28:24 |
- you got to sit here, and I've got to wait on you. |
00:28:28 |
What can you tell me about her? |
00:28:30 |
- What are her likes and dislikes? What does she look for in a man? |
00:28:34 |
I'm just here to bring you pie |
00:28:36 |
I don't dispense romantic advice. |
00:28:38 |
What if I paid you? |
00:28:39 |
Excuse me, I'm going to go |
00:28:41 |
talk to Dawn for a minute, |
00:28:43 |
- come deal with you herself. |
00:28:56 |
- You've got to help me. |
00:28:58 |
That guy, his name is Ogie, |
00:29:00 |
short for Oklahoma. |
00:29:01 |
I was supposed to meet someone |
00:29:03 |
Instead, he sent Ogie. |
00:29:04 |
It was the worst five minutes in my life. |
00:29:06 |
I made the mistake of |
00:29:08 |
How could a five-minute date be that bad? |
00:29:11 |
He took me through the entire medical |
00:29:12 |
and psychiatric history of his family. |
00:29:14 |
Oh, no. |
00:29:15 |
And he told me he wants to marry me. |
00:29:17 |
- Oh, no! |
00:29:18 |
And he's not giving up, not ever giving up, |
00:29:21 |
First guy that pays any |
00:29:23 |
and he turns out to be |
00:29:25 |
I'm telling you, Jenna, |
00:29:27 |
and your "Magic Love Pie... "? |
00:29:28 |
I'm sorry. |
00:29:29 |
- What am I supposed to do? |
00:29:32 |
and you tell him you're not interested. |
00:29:33 |
- I told him that last night. |
00:29:35 |
- Come with me. |
00:29:40 |
Fine, I'll just |
00:29:45 |
I'm a very persistent man, Dawn. |
00:29:47 |
I know what I want. |
00:29:49 |
Blah, blah, blah. |
00:29:50 |
I'm a tax auditor. |
00:29:52 |
I make $31,000 a year plus bonuses. |
00:29:56 |
I drive a very nice compact car. |
00:29:58 |
I eat at all the best restaurants |
00:30:00 |
within a 50-mile radius. |
00:30:02 |
I love my mother. |
00:30:03 |
What else do you need |
00:30:05 |
- How to make you go away. |
00:30:07 |
You can't make me go away. |
00:30:09 |
'Cause I don't take |
00:30:11 |
I'll just keep coming back |
00:30:13 |
till finally your resistance is weakened. |
00:30:15 |
'Cause we were meant |
00:30:17 |
You don't know me! |
00:30:18 |
Oh, yes, I do. |
00:30:20 |
You're Dawn. |
00:30:22 |
And you inspire poetry in me. |
00:30:25 |
Here's one I'm making up |
00:30:27 |
"Dawn, can I bring you joy |
00:30:29 |
"like you brung me sunshine? |
00:30:32 |
Can I hold you a minute |
00:30:35 |
- Do you like that one? |
00:30:37 |
Okay, how about a spontaneous |
00:30:39 |
"All my life I've met harlots, |
00:30:41 |
"but you are a queen... |
00:30:44 |
da, da, da, da, da, da, da... |
00:30:46 |
I... I got to work on that one. |
00:30:48 |
Leave me alone. |
00:30:49 |
I can't leave you alone... |
00:30:51 |
'cause I'm in love with you, Dawn. |
00:30:53 |
And you're going to be my wife. |
00:30:54 |
Listen to me. |
00:30:56 |
You make me sick! |
00:30:58 |
I think you're nothing |
00:30:59 |
and I wish you would |
00:31:10 |
I... I... |
00:31:16 |
Oh, I'm sorry, hon. |
00:31:24 |
Jenna. |
00:31:26 |
You're always on the phone. |
00:31:27 |
Sorry, this is important. |
00:31:28 |
Yeah, what's so important? |
00:31:30 |
Can I please have some privacy? |
00:31:33 |
Hi, uh, is Dr. Pomatter there? |
00:31:36 |
This is, um, Jenna Hunterson. |
00:31:42 |
Hi, Dr. Pomatter. |
00:31:44 |
It's Jenna Hunterson. |
00:31:46 |
Um, listen, I'm sure it's nothing, |
00:31:48 |
but you said to call |
00:31:51 |
And this morning, um, |
00:31:56 |
No, no, it's very, very light, |
00:31:59 |
Come in to see you? |
00:32:01 |
Okay, uh... tomorrow morning? |
00:32:04 |
You in at 7:00? |
00:32:07 |
Oh, okay, then. |
00:32:08 |
Glad you're open so early |
00:32:11 |
Thanks. |
00:32:13 |
See you then. |
00:32:15 |
Who are you seeing at 7:00 tomorrow? |
00:32:18 |
Not telling you, 'cause you don't |
00:32:21 |
Oh, so this is a secret. |
00:32:24 |
No, I'm just going |
00:32:25 |
There, that's my big secret. |
00:32:28 |
Can't say. Not yet. |
00:32:30 |
- Why the hell not? |
00:32:32 |
- Hey! |
00:32:35 |
Don't you have customers? |
00:32:37 |
How come you can't never say |
00:32:39 |
like, "How are you, Jenna?" |
00:32:40 |
Or "Nice to see you today, Jenna" |
00:32:41 |
or "Great apple pie today, Jenna"? |
00:32:43 |
All you ever say is stuff like, |
00:32:45 |
- Get out of the kitchen. Get back to work. " |
00:32:48 |
Get out of the kitchen. |
00:33:25 |
Hello, Jenna. |
00:33:26 |
Hello. |
00:33:27 |
Here. I brought you |
00:33:31 |
Wow, thanks. |
00:33:33 |
You're welcome. |
00:33:35 |
- Where's everybody else? |
00:33:37 |
to see you. |
00:33:39 |
Oh. |
00:33:41 |
That's why I'm opening the door for you. |
00:33:44 |
- I see. |
00:33:52 |
Now, you say the bleeding was very mild? |
00:33:54 |
Yeah. |
00:33:55 |
And has it stopped? |
00:33:57 |
Yeah, I only saw it the one time. |
00:34:05 |
Okay, good. |
00:34:08 |
Well, you can |
00:34:10 |
and, uh, meet me in my office |
00:34:12 |
You, you're not going to examine me? |
00:34:15 |
No, no need. No. |
00:34:16 |
Just get dressed and we'll talk. |
00:34:17 |
Okay. |
00:34:27 |
Hi. |
00:34:28 |
Hi. Come on in. Sit down. |
00:34:34 |
Oh, my God. |
00:34:39 |
Mm. |
00:34:42 |
Well, am I okay? I mean, |
00:34:44 |
No. |
00:34:47 |
Mm! |
00:34:48 |
No, there's nothing wrong with you. |
00:34:51 |
Uh, light spotting |
00:34:53 |
in early pregnancy. |
00:34:54 |
Were you concerned |
00:34:55 |
Not really. |
00:34:59 |
Is that everything you have to say? |
00:35:02 |
Um... |
00:35:04 |
yes. |
00:35:07 |
- No. |
00:35:11 |
I... |
00:35:16 |
Nothing. |
00:35:17 |
Um, you can go now. |
00:35:20 |
at your next regularly scheduled |
00:35:23 |
- hesitate to call... |
00:35:25 |
Exactly. |
00:35:28 |
Why'd you have me come |
00:35:31 |
if spotting's a perfectly normal symptom |
00:35:33 |
in early pregnancy? |
00:35:34 |
I mean, I had to get up early, |
00:35:37 |
just to hear that spotting |
00:35:40 |
I have no response to that. |
00:35:43 |
And what time does this office |
00:35:47 |
9:00. |
00:35:49 |
9:00? |
00:35:51 |
So-So you came in here two hours |
00:35:54 |
that spotting is a perfectly |
00:35:56 |
Well, it would seem that way, yes. |
00:36:01 |
Good-bye, Dr. Pomatter. |
00:36:02 |
Good-bye, Jenna. |
00:36:04 |
I think you're strange. |
00:36:05 |
I'm not sure I want you |
00:36:08 |
You make me uncomfortable. |
00:36:09 |
I'm sorry, Jenna. |
00:36:11 |
Whatever it is I do, |
00:36:13 |
You should not be uncomfortable |
00:36:15 |
- You're doing it again. |
00:36:17 |
I don't know, you know, |
00:36:19 |
You just... Oh, forget it. |
00:36:27 |
Damn! My purse! |
00:36:31 |
You forgot your pur... |
00:36:39 |
Hey! |
00:36:40 |
Don't walk away from me. |
00:36:44 |
Well, what do you want? |
00:36:46 |
I want to see you again. |
00:36:48 |
I want to talk to you |
00:36:50 |
Maybe we could have |
00:36:52 |
I can't have coffee. |
00:36:55 |
- What kind of doctor are you? |
00:36:57 |
You could have water or fruit juice. |
00:36:59 |
That's a bad idea. |
00:37:00 |
I'm married. You're married. |
00:37:02 |
I'm pregnant. |
00:37:03 |
- You're my doctor. |
00:37:04 |
You're right, it's crazy. |
00:37:06 |
on my part. I... |
00:37:22 |
Wait! |
00:37:23 |
No kissing in the street. |
00:37:24 |
I have a very jealous husband. |
00:37:26 |
He'd kill you |
00:37:27 |
if he ever saw us. |
00:37:29 |
- even look at me. |
00:37:31 |
He's large enough, |
00:37:32 |
- right past here on the way to work. |
00:37:34 |
shouldn't be standing |
00:37:37 |
I've got to go make pies. |
00:37:38 |
It'll take me time to walk |
00:37:40 |
wait for the bus. |
00:37:42 |
- Cal gets mad when I'm late. |
00:37:44 |
No. Yes. |
00:37:46 |
Please. |
00:37:55 |
Well, thank you for the tarts. |
00:37:57 |
They were unbelievably delicious. |
00:37:59 |
"Delicious" is not even |
00:38:01 |
a good enough word |
00:38:03 |
I mean, what you do with food is... |
00:38:07 |
unearthly. |
00:38:09 |
Does anybody else appreciate? |
00:38:10 |
You're welcome. |
00:38:11 |
So, um... |
00:38:15 |
Do we? I mean, what do we? |
00:38:17 |
- Dr. Pomatter, I'll call you |
00:38:19 |
if I have any questions or concerns. |
00:38:57 |
"Earl Murders Me |
00:39:00 |
You smash blackberries and raspberries |
00:39:02 |
into a chocolate crust. |
00:39:04 |
"I Can't Have No Affair |
00:39:07 |
And I Don't Want Earl |
00:39:09 |
Vanilla custard with banana. |
00:39:13 |
Hold the banana. |
00:39:14 |
Don't you have no home? |
00:39:16 |
Excuse me. What? |
00:39:18 |
I'm wondering if you have |
00:39:20 |
'cause maybe you don't have no home. |
00:39:22 |
I have a home. |
00:39:23 |
Right, |
00:39:24 |
and a bad husband, I remember. |
00:39:26 |
You got lipstick all over your face. |
00:39:28 |
What? |
00:39:29 |
Your lipstick |
00:39:30 |
like someone gave you a good one. |
00:39:33 |
I'm going inside now. |
00:39:35 |
Once you're done wiping away |
00:39:38 |
I'll be sitting in my booth |
00:39:40 |
wanting fresh-squeezed |
00:39:43 |
and a "Spanish Dancer Pie" |
00:39:45 |
with potato crust. |
00:40:00 |
Here you go. |
00:40:02 |
"Dear Elizabeth... " |
00:40:04 |
It's for the lonely hearts. |
00:40:07 |
"Dear Elizabeth. |
00:40:08 |
"My husband fell in love |
00:40:11 |
"from his workplace. |
00:40:12 |
"I want to kill myself. |
00:40:15 |
"I want to write |
00:40:16 |
"the perfect suicide note |
00:40:18 |
"that would let him know just |
00:40:24 |
"I'm wondering if you can |
00:40:28 |
"on composing |
00:40:30 |
"that would harm |
00:40:32 |
"and his slut girlfriend the most. |
00:40:35 |
Yours truly... Betrayed in Biloxi. " |
00:40:41 |
Elizabeth just gives her |
00:40:43 |
about not killing herself. |
00:40:46 |
I love living vicariously |
00:40:48 |
through the pain and suffering |
00:40:50 |
I don't believe for one second |
00:40:54 |
You tip me better than anyone. |
00:40:55 |
Oh, what do you know? |
00:40:57 |
Bring me more water |
00:41:00 |
Mm-hmm. |
00:41:05 |
No! |
00:41:06 |
No. No. |
00:41:07 |
Mommy! |
00:41:08 |
What did I say? |
00:41:09 |
No. |
00:41:10 |
All right, now stop it, sugar, please? |
00:41:12 |
Okay, you can have chocolate milk, okay? |
00:41:14 |
I'm sorry. You can have |
00:41:18 |
Okay, all right, you little... |
00:41:20 |
Okay. |
00:41:21 |
Jenna, come on. |
00:41:22 |
Listen, you can have |
00:41:24 |
Here, darling, |
00:41:28 |
a present. |
00:41:29 |
That's sweet. |
00:41:30 |
Open it. |
00:41:32 |
Okay. |
00:41:36 |
Oh, it's a book. |
00:41:38 |
What a Mama You're Going to Be. |
00:41:41 |
Oh, look at that. |
00:41:42 |
We know you didn't initially |
00:41:45 |
about this whole baby thing, |
00:41:46 |
but she is coming anyway. |
00:41:47 |
We don't know it's a she. |
00:41:49 |
We figured we'd give you something |
00:41:51 |
that every woman |
00:41:52 |
And every woman is supposed |
00:41:55 |
we think. |
00:41:56 |
Well, thanks. |
00:41:57 |
- You best read and absorb it. |
00:42:00 |
I was thinking. Have you ever |
00:42:02 |
who sell their babies |
00:42:04 |
through, like, lawyers and stuff? |
00:42:06 |
Jenna, you can't sell your baby. |
00:42:08 |
I was just thinking, |
00:42:09 |
if I did, I might |
00:42:10 |
to finally get away from Earl. |
00:42:12 |
I mean, at this point, the baby |
00:42:14 |
I have if I don't win |
00:42:16 |
I am going to pretend |
00:42:20 |
Not everybody wants |
00:42:21 |
That don't make me a bad person. |
00:42:24 |
You're not getting |
00:42:25 |
towards that little baby? |
00:42:26 |
Not at all? |
00:42:27 |
I respect this baby's right to thrive. |
00:42:29 |
I do nothing harmful to it. |
00:42:31 |
I don't drink, |
00:42:33 |
I feel nothing like affection. |
00:42:35 |
Maybe that man smothered |
00:42:38 |
I don't know. |
00:42:43 |
Well, I got to get back to work. |
00:42:45 |
Yeah, uh, breakfast crowd's |
00:42:46 |
Yeah. |
00:42:48 |
Hey, thanks for the book. |
00:42:49 |
All right. |
00:42:51 |
Jenna, there's all these |
00:42:55 |
Um, there's a little scrapbook |
00:42:58 |
where you can put pictures |
00:43:01 |
Oh, and there's a place where |
00:43:04 |
- Oh. |
00:43:06 |
Right in the middle. |
00:43:08 |
Okay, Dawn, thanks. |
00:43:15 |
First Letter To My Baby. |
00:43:19 |
First letter. |
00:43:20 |
Where's my water? |
00:43:23 |
Dear baby... |
00:43:30 |
Dear baby, |
00:43:31 |
if I was writing you a letter, |
00:43:34 |
it would probably sound |
00:43:39 |
I know everyone deserves a mama |
00:43:41 |
who'd want a nice baby |
00:43:44 |
who was also a good wife, |
00:43:48 |
And I can't rightly say |
00:43:51 |
and I'm not sure the world |
00:43:55 |
to be bringing you. |
00:43:56 |
Many of the people I've met |
00:44:00 |
Many of the things that happen |
00:44:06 |
And you shouldn't take it |
00:44:09 |
if I don't seem like all the |
00:44:12 |
jumping all over themselves |
00:44:14 |
I frankly don't know |
00:44:18 |
What if I leave Earl and don't |
00:44:22 |
and don't have no money? |
00:44:23 |
What the hell am I going to do |
00:44:30 |
You sure is getting fat, baby. |
00:44:33 |
All my life, baby, |
00:44:35 |
the only thing I ever want |
00:44:40 |
What kind of mama is that? |
00:44:45 |
I wish I could feel other things, baby. |
00:44:47 |
Like excitement |
00:44:50 |
or faith that I'll be a good mama, |
00:44:53 |
even if my life |
00:44:55 |
and the world as I see it |
00:44:57 |
like they'd have you believe |
00:45:00 |
Anyway, I'm writing |
00:45:04 |
It sounds more like a letter |
00:45:09 |
Love, Mama. |
00:45:34 |
Where you going, Jenna? |
00:45:38 |
Nowhere, Earl. |
00:45:39 |
L- I mean, to work. |
00:45:42 |
Then why you got a suitcase? |
00:45:49 |
Earl! |
00:45:51 |
Shut up and get in the car. |
00:46:09 |
Pie-baking contest, huh? |
00:46:12 |
Yeah, I was just going to go up there |
00:46:18 |
No, you're lying. |
00:46:21 |
You ain't never gone to |
00:46:27 |
You're lying to me. |
00:46:28 |
Earl, don't... |
00:46:30 |
Why you lying to me? |
00:46:32 |
I'm pregnant! |
00:46:54 |
When was you going to tell me? |
00:46:56 |
After I won the pie contest. |
00:46:59 |
Well, you ain't going |
00:47:03 |
You know what? |
00:47:09 |
Here's the thing, wife... |
00:47:12 |
What if you decide to love |
00:47:16 |
Women do it all the time. |
00:47:18 |
They have a baby and then |
00:47:22 |
You're jealous of the baby? |
00:47:24 |
No, I don't get jealous. |
00:47:25 |
It's below me. |
00:47:28 |
I'm just talking it out. |
00:47:30 |
I'm talking my feelings out. |
00:47:31 |
And I know how women get. |
00:47:34 |
And I'm just not sure I want |
00:47:39 |
I'd tell you to |
00:47:41 |
but I want you |
00:47:42 |
as me in the hereafter, |
00:47:47 |
Maybe if you promise me |
00:47:50 |
that you wouldn't love the baby |
00:47:53 |
You know? |
00:47:54 |
That you'd make |
00:47:56 |
If I need something, |
00:47:58 |
you'd keep taking care of it. |
00:48:00 |
You'd hold on to me more. |
00:48:02 |
I come first... not any baby. |
00:48:06 |
Well, can you make |
00:48:09 |
Absolutely. |
00:48:11 |
Then say "I promise. " |
00:48:12 |
I promise. |
00:48:14 |
Say "I promise I will not love the baby |
00:48:17 |
more than I love you, Early. " |
00:48:18 |
I promise I will not love the baby |
00:48:21 |
more than I love you, Early. |
00:48:25 |
How about that? |
00:48:27 |
We're going to have |
00:48:32 |
A baby boy. |
00:48:36 |
I bet it happened that night |
00:48:41 |
Where you going? |
00:48:42 |
Gotta throw up. |
00:48:51 |
Mrs. Hunterson, the doctor will see you now. |
00:48:57 |
Hi there. |
00:49:01 |
I'll be helping Dr. Pomatter |
00:49:03 |
with your ultrasound |
00:49:06 |
You have any questions? |
00:49:08 |
This is where we look at |
00:49:10 |
Yes, among other things. |
00:49:12 |
You nervous? |
00:49:15 |
No. Do I seem nervous? |
00:49:16 |
Yes, you do. |
00:49:18 |
That's normal. |
00:49:20 |
Everybody's nervous before |
00:49:22 |
I'm not nervous, though. |
00:49:24 |
Okay, you're not nervous. |
00:49:27 |
Come in. I'm dressed. |
00:49:29 |
Hello, Doctor. |
00:49:31 |
Hello, Mrs. Hunterson. |
00:49:32 |
How have you been feeling? |
00:49:33 |
Fine. |
00:49:34 |
No problems? |
00:49:35 |
Nope. |
00:49:37 |
You had no questions or concerns |
00:49:39 |
No, I certainly did not. |
00:49:43 |
Okay, well, lie back. |
00:49:46 |
Uh, Norma, would you get |
00:49:51 |
All right, |
00:49:53 |
It's just going to be a little cold. |
00:49:58 |
Here we go. |
00:50:00 |
All right. |
00:50:06 |
Okay, just a little pressure. |
00:50:10 |
Now what are we looking at? |
00:50:15 |
Ah, there we are. |
00:50:17 |
We are definitely having a baby. |
00:50:20 |
You want to see? |
00:50:22 |
I guess. |
00:50:23 |
Just look at the screen. |
00:50:25 |
There. |
00:50:26 |
Everything looks great. |
00:50:28 |
You see that little... |
00:50:29 |
right there in the middle of the screen? |
00:50:32 |
Yeah. |
00:50:33 |
Right there. |
00:50:35 |
That's the heartbeat. |
00:50:37 |
- Congratulations, Mrs. Hunterson. |
00:50:39 |
Uh, Mrs. Hunterson doesn't really like |
00:50:41 |
Oh, sorry. |
00:50:43 |
Huh. |
00:50:45 |
Don't really look like |
00:50:48 |
Certainly don't look |
00:50:51 |
Well... |
00:50:53 |
Ah, thank you, Norma. |
00:50:56 |
All done here. |
00:51:00 |
Well, there you have it. |
00:51:02 |
Yeah. |
00:51:05 |
So I guess we are officially |
00:51:07 |
that happened last month? |
00:51:08 |
Yes, we officially are. |
00:51:10 |
I want to apologize for it. |
00:51:11 |
I almost called you |
00:51:13 |
I mean, I was so |
00:51:15 |
taking on all those new patients. |
00:51:17 |
I hadn't been sleeping well. |
00:51:18 |
My judgment was not |
00:51:21 |
I want you to know |
00:51:23 |
From now on our relationship |
00:51:24 |
will be strictly a medical |
00:51:37 |
Jenna, no. |
00:51:38 |
Not with the door open. |
00:51:45 |
Dear baby. |
00:51:46 |
P.S. I'd want to be able to |
00:51:50 |
the difference between good and bad, |
00:51:55 |
... but it seems I'm not fit |
00:51:57 |
Dr. Pomatter, you still in there? |
00:52:00 |
You got a phone call. |
00:52:01 |
I'll be right out, Norma. |
00:52:03 |
Mrs. Hunterson needs to be weighed. |
00:52:05 |
And you can get dressed. |
00:52:27 |
Don't do that again. |
00:52:28 |
Okay, what? Okay, I won't. |
00:52:31 |
Kiss you, you mean? |
00:52:32 |
No, not that. |
00:52:34 |
I mean don't go away for |
00:52:37 |
No questions or concerns. |
00:52:38 |
Don't do that. |
00:52:39 |
This is craziness, Dr. Pomatter. |
00:52:41 |
Please, call meJim. |
00:52:42 |
No, I won't. |
00:52:44 |
Okay, don't. |
00:52:45 |
Dr. Pomatter, this is so... |
00:52:47 |
I don't want to have another conversation |
00:52:49 |
about how crazy this is |
00:52:51 |
or how sorry I am, |
00:52:53 |
my judgment is, or how I'll |
00:52:55 |
Not only would I be lying, |
00:52:59 |
those things, all that happens |
00:53:01 |
- You're right. |
00:53:03 |
- prenatal vitamins every day? |
00:53:04 |
Any bad morning sickness? |
00:53:06 |
- Not too bad, no. |
00:53:07 |
- No more spotting. |
00:53:09 |
you again on Friday |
00:53:11 |
Do you have time in the afternoon? |
00:53:13 |
Do you get a lunch break? |
00:53:14 |
Yeah, but I'll have to ask Becky |
00:53:16 |
Ask Becky to drive you. |
00:53:18 |
Tell the nurse at the desk on your way out |
00:53:21 |
I have to go to St. Mary's now |
00:53:25 |
Because that's what I do. |
00:53:27 |
Okay. |
00:53:29 |
Are we on the same page now? |
00:53:31 |
We're on the same page. |
00:53:33 |
Good, then. |
00:53:48 |
I wish it were Friday. |
00:01:26 |
At first, it was really |
00:02:01 |
Jenna, the doctor is |
00:02:05 |
Hi there. |
00:02:07 |
Oh, Dr. Mueller, |
00:02:08 |
how are you? |
00:02:11 |
I thought you retired. |
00:02:12 |
Semiretired. |
00:02:13 |
I'm just out of retirement |
00:02:16 |
Dr. Pomatter and his wife |
00:02:18 |
for a funeral this morning. |
00:02:20 |
Oh, he flew back east with his wife? |
00:02:23 |
How you feeling? |
00:02:25 |
I'm fine. Just fine. You know, |
00:02:28 |
Yes, I heard. |
00:02:30 |
How's it working out |
00:02:32 |
Oh, he's a great doctor. |
00:02:35 |
Is he coming back soon? |
00:02:37 |
I don't really know. |
00:02:38 |
I think so. |
00:02:40 |
Today we're going to do |
00:02:41 |
It's standard stuff. |
00:02:43 |
Just to see how the baby's developing. |
00:02:45 |
I don't care. |
00:02:47 |
Yeah, you have to do it. |
00:02:49 |
You may be a little |
00:02:51 |
so you should |
00:02:52 |
or somebody to come pick you up. |
00:02:54 |
Yeah, I'll call him. |
00:02:56 |
Is that pumpkin pie for me? |
00:02:58 |
Kind of. |
00:03:00 |
It's just something I invented. |
00:03:02 |
"Naughty Pumpkin Pie. " |
00:03:21 |
Hey, |
00:03:23 |
you ever going to tell us |
00:03:25 |
Yes, I am, when I'm ready. |
00:03:26 |
I've got a secret, too. |
00:03:28 |
You, Dawn? |
00:03:29 |
Yes. I have a boyfriend now. |
00:03:32 |
No! |
00:03:33 |
Yes. |
00:03:34 |
Well, who is he? |
00:03:36 |
Tell us everything, honey. |
00:03:37 |
You're never going to believe |
00:03:39 |
that guy came to the diner |
00:03:41 |
Name was Ogie? |
00:03:42 |
Ogie, the stalking elf? |
00:03:44 |
Yeah, I remember that guy. |
00:03:45 |
What about him? |
00:03:48 |
Well, it-it's him. |
00:03:54 |
Well, that is wonderful, Dawn! |
00:03:57 |
Isn't it, Jenna? |
00:03:59 |
Yeah, that's wonderful. |
00:04:00 |
How'd that happen? |
00:04:02 |
Well, you know, |
00:04:05 |
He didn't never give up. |
00:04:07 |
His cousin Pete gave him my number. |
00:04:08 |
He called me, like, |
00:04:10 |
I thought I might kill him. |
00:04:12 |
But he got to me. |
00:04:14 |
He did? |
00:04:15 |
Yeah. |
00:04:16 |
Well, he's so passionate. |
00:04:18 |
He writes me |
00:04:19 |
Spontaneous poems. |
00:04:22 |
Yes, they are poems that just |
00:04:25 |
Last night he said to me, |
00:04:27 |
"Dawn, your face is a brilliant |
00:04:31 |
Aw... |
00:04:33 |
"Your love is |
00:04:35 |
ba-bum-ba-bum-ba-bum-ba-bum. " |
00:04:36 |
Hmm. |
00:04:37 |
And yeah, I know what you're |
00:04:40 |
so pretty... but |
00:04:44 |
he grows on you. |
00:04:46 |
And anyway, he's it, |
00:04:50 |
Well, honey, you probably |
00:04:53 |
just 'cause nobody else wants you. |
00:04:54 |
Yeah, well, you are. |
00:04:57 |
And you wouldn't know it |
00:04:58 |
to look at him, |
00:05:01 |
Wow. |
00:05:02 |
No, you wouldn't know it. |
00:05:04 |
Well, Dawn, |
00:05:06 |
I sure hope it's making you happy. |
00:05:08 |
You don't mean that. |
00:05:10 |
Yes, I do. |
00:05:12 |
Nope. |
00:05:13 |
I know what you're thinking, |
00:05:15 |
Only 'cause you initially |
00:05:18 |
- You're jealous. |
00:05:20 |
You are. |
00:05:21 |
Because you have the most mean, |
00:05:24 |
in the world, |
00:05:26 |
But I have found someone |
00:05:29 |
Well, let's hope not to death. |
00:05:30 |
And I am happy! |
00:05:31 |
Good. |
00:05:35 |
When the fruit pies go in, |
00:05:38 |
I'm going to go and clean up now |
00:05:44 |
We'll see you out there! |
00:05:49 |
Don't say nothing. |
00:05:50 |
I wasn't gonna. |
00:05:51 |
I'm not in no position |
00:05:53 |
Neither are you. |
00:05:55 |
I hope I didn't hurt her |
00:05:57 |
She'll be fine. |
00:05:58 |
- Hey, is Cal inside yet? |
00:06:01 |
Think it's time for me |
00:06:04 |
You got the oven under control? |
00:06:05 |
- I do. |
00:06:06 |
Wishing you luck, honey. |
00:06:09 |
Well, uh... |
00:06:10 |
What? |
00:06:11 |
It seems I'm almost |
00:06:15 |
Yeah, so? |
00:06:18 |
So I just thought I should tell you. |
00:06:20 |
I already knew. |
00:06:21 |
You did? |
00:06:22 |
Yeah, I thought everybody knew. |
00:06:24 |
Oh, who told you? |
00:06:26 |
Nobody told me. |
00:06:28 |
I mean, look at you. |
00:06:29 |
What'd you think? |
00:06:31 |
I thought you went and got fat? |
00:06:33 |
Truth be told, |
00:06:35 |
and filI a pie tin, |
00:06:36 |
I don't care |
00:06:40 |
Well, I'm relieved. |
00:06:42 |
I'm not such a bad guy, maybe. |
00:06:45 |
You're not such a bad guy, maybe. |
00:06:48 |
Well, get out there |
00:06:50 |
Come on. We ain't got all day. |
00:06:51 |
I'll get to work. |
00:07:01 |
How you doing today, Joe? |
00:07:03 |
Same bastard as yesterday, Jenna. |
00:07:06 |
How are you? |
00:07:08 |
Same train wreck. |
00:07:09 |
And how's the baby doing so far? |
00:07:11 |
So far so good, no problems, |
00:07:14 |
no diseases, whatever. |
00:07:16 |
Good, good. |
00:07:17 |
How's the bad husband? |
00:07:19 |
Just awful. |
00:07:20 |
And the lipstick smudger? |
00:07:22 |
The lipstick smudger? |
00:07:23 |
The dog on the side. |
00:07:24 |
The affair. |
00:07:26 |
Shh, Joe, I'm not having no affair. |
00:07:28 |
Okay, you're not having no affair. |
00:07:31 |
Want to hear your horoscope |
00:07:33 |
No. |
00:07:34 |
Too bad, here it is. |
00:07:36 |
"Aquarius. |
00:07:39 |
"Lf, indeed, you're having an affair, |
00:07:42 |
"it might be a good time to step back, |
00:07:44 |
"look at your life |
00:07:46 |
and reassess things a bit. " |
00:07:47 |
It don't say that in there. |
00:07:49 |
Yes, it does. |
00:07:50 |
It says, "Even if you have |
00:07:54 |
"you probably shouldn't be |
00:07:57 |
"'cause it's beneath you |
00:07:58 |
"and could make you seem |
00:08:01 |
"Not to mention the pain |
00:08:03 |
you could cause other people. " |
00:08:05 |
You're just making that up. |
00:08:08 |
This afternoon I want the |
00:08:11 |
no pickle on the plate. |
00:08:13 |
Well-done Frenchie fries |
00:08:14 |
with melted Swiss cheese |
00:08:19 |
and "Jenna's Special Strawberry |
00:08:21 |
Chocolate Oasis Pie. " |
00:08:23 |
I got that. |
00:08:24 |
Give me a smile, Jenna. |
00:08:26 |
Nobody makes strawberry |
00:08:29 |
Wednesday's my favorite day |
00:08:31 |
'cause I get to have a slice of it. |
00:08:33 |
I think about it as I'm waking up. |
00:08:35 |
Could solve all the problems |
00:08:38 |
You're making too much of it. |
00:08:39 |
It's just a pie. |
00:08:41 |
Just a pie? |
00:08:43 |
It's downright expert. |
00:08:44 |
A thing of beauty. |
00:08:45 |
How each flavor opens itself, |
00:08:49 |
like a chapter in a book. |
00:08:51 |
First the flavor |
00:08:55 |
just a hint of it. |
00:08:57 |
And then you're flooded with |
00:09:01 |
like an old love affair. |
00:09:04 |
And finally, strawberry; |
00:09:07 |
the way strawberry was always |
00:09:10 |
but never knew how. |
00:09:11 |
In fact, |
00:09:13 |
I tell you what. |
00:09:15 |
Forget all the other stuff |
00:09:17 |
Just bring me the damn pie. |
00:09:19 |
That's all I want. |
00:09:20 |
I don't care if it's not |
00:09:22 |
a well-balanced meal. |
00:09:23 |
Just bring me the pie. |
00:09:25 |
Old Joe'll maybe not have much |
00:09:29 |
Then I better bring you the pie |
00:09:31 |
Yes'm, you better. |
00:09:38 |
I love you! |
00:09:40 |
I love your breast. |
00:09:42 |
I love this breast! Mmm! |
00:09:44 |
Oh! |
00:09:47 |
Uh, there's my order, Cal, |
00:09:49 |
and I'm going |
00:09:51 |
Gonna go throw up now. |
00:09:53 |
Jenna. |
00:09:54 |
- Whoa! |
00:09:56 |
- Jenna! |
00:10:02 |
I didn't plan it, Jenna. |
00:10:03 |
It just happened. |
00:10:04 |
He's got such nice, strong hands. |
00:10:07 |
Your poor husband. |
00:10:08 |
My poor husband |
00:10:10 |
curses constantly |
00:10:13 |
So why don't you |
00:10:14 |
I can't just leave |
00:10:17 |
What kind of person would do that? |
00:10:18 |
I don't know. What kind of person |
00:10:21 |
who's married to Ethel, |
00:10:23 |
He says she's awful. |
00:10:24 |
Maybe anyone |
00:10:25 |
for 15 years starts to seem awful. |
00:10:27 |
But we know Ethel. |
00:10:29 |
She tells Cal not to yell at us. |
00:10:31 |
Hey, you're supposed |
00:10:35 |
Having an affair |
00:10:37 |
It destroys people's lives, and I don't |
00:10:42 |
Jenna, there's this cute guy here |
00:10:43 |
to see you. |
00:10:44 |
He says he's your doctor. |
00:10:47 |
That's perfect. |
00:10:55 |
What are you doing here? |
00:10:56 |
- You can't just come here. |
00:10:58 |
I wanted to see you. |
00:11:00 |
Did you make this pie? |
00:11:02 |
I got to get back to work. |
00:11:05 |
- When can I see you again? |
00:11:06 |
I've been thinking. |
00:11:09 |
I think we need to end this. |
00:11:11 |
- No. |
00:11:12 |
Why? |
00:11:14 |
Because I feel like |
00:11:15 |
- and I can't live with that. |
00:11:17 |
No, don't say anything. |
00:11:19 |
Don't get all nervous and sweet. |
00:11:21 |
Don't talk me out of it. |
00:11:22 |
Just, please, finish your pie |
00:11:28 |
I'm sorry. |
00:11:41 |
Last piece. |
00:11:42 |
Sold out even faster |
00:11:44 |
Good on us. |
00:11:46 |
Thanks. |
00:11:51 |
Cal... |
00:11:52 |
Yeah? |
00:11:54 |
Are you happy? |
00:11:59 |
I mean, would you call yourself |
00:12:03 |
Well, if you're asking me |
00:12:06 |
I'm happy enough. |
00:12:09 |
I don't expect much, give much, |
00:12:14 |
I generally enjoy whatever comes up. |
00:12:18 |
That's my truth, summed up |
00:12:22 |
I'm happy enough. |
00:12:24 |
Why do you ask? |
00:12:28 |
No reason. |
00:12:51 |
Good evening. |
00:12:53 |
Good evening. |
00:12:58 |
I'm just waiting on Dawn. |
00:12:59 |
Hmm. |
00:13:01 |
Taking her to Stanton |
00:13:05 |
Gonna be asking her to marry me. |
00:13:07 |
- Wow. |
00:13:08 |
There you are. |
00:13:11 |
Dawn, if I had a penny for |
00:13:14 |
I would have many pennies. |
00:13:16 |
He's-He's making me |
00:13:19 |
Penny for your teeth, |
00:13:21 |
penny for your nose, |
00:13:26 |
for your hair, your navel, |
00:13:30 |
A dollar for your heart. |
00:13:33 |
Aw, Ogie, thank you. |
00:13:36 |
That sure is sweet. |
00:13:45 |
You two have a good time, you hear? |
00:13:47 |
Oh, we will. |
00:13:49 |
Bye. |
00:13:51 |
Where we going? |
00:13:59 |
Waiting for Earl? |
00:14:01 |
Yeah. |
00:14:03 |
Hey, I'm real sorry |
00:14:06 |
Listen, I love you no matter what you do. |
00:14:10 |
Okay. |
00:14:12 |
Okay. |
00:14:13 |
I forgive you. |
00:14:14 |
Good. |
00:14:15 |
Good. |
00:14:17 |
'Cause this is my little adventure. |
00:14:20 |
Your little adventure? |
00:14:21 |
Yeah. |
00:14:22 |
I'm having me a little adventure |
00:14:23 |
after many years of lots of nothing. |
00:14:25 |
You love him? |
00:14:27 |
Cal? |
00:14:29 |
I don't know. |
00:14:32 |
But I love it. |
00:14:33 |
I love having someone |
00:14:37 |
I love waking up and having |
00:14:41 |
Something fun and sneaky and sexy. |
00:14:45 |
He love you? |
00:14:46 |
He kind of likes me. |
00:14:47 |
He kind of hates me. |
00:14:49 |
It's fun. |
00:14:51 |
It doesn't sound very fun. |
00:14:53 |
He makes me forget |
00:14:54 |
about my invalid husband, |
00:14:57 |
the dreadful misplacement |
00:15:01 |
Becky, I don't know how |
00:15:05 |
but your bosoms are fine. |
00:15:07 |
There ain't nothing wrong with them. |
00:15:08 |
It's all in your head. |
00:15:10 |
What are you talking about? |
00:15:11 |
This one's way up here in Maine, |
00:15:13 |
this one's dangling |
00:15:18 |
All right, well, |
00:15:20 |
No, you won't. |
00:15:23 |
Then I'll see you Friday? |
00:15:24 |
Yeah. |
00:15:29 |
All right, bye. |
00:15:30 |
Bye. |
00:15:40 |
Hey, Porky. |
00:15:45 |
Hey. |
00:15:47 |
Why don't you treat me like a man? |
00:15:50 |
I don't feel like it. |
00:15:54 |
"I don't feel like it. " |
00:15:57 |
Well, what makes you think |
00:16:03 |
Earl. |
00:16:04 |
Stop. |
00:16:06 |
Come on. |
00:16:09 |
Hmm, come on. |
00:16:10 |
I feed you. |
00:16:13 |
I pay for this house. |
00:16:16 |
I put clothes on your back. |
00:16:19 |
Come on, just do what I tell you. |
00:16:21 |
I won't get too mad. |
00:16:23 |
Earl, that hurts, come on. |
00:16:31 |
I love you, baby. |
00:16:34 |
I don't care if you're fat. |
00:16:39 |
You're my sweet thing. |
00:17:21 |
"Pregnant, Miserable, Self-Pitying Loser Pie. " |
00:17:25 |
Lumpy oatmeal with |
00:17:29 |
flambé, of course. |
00:17:41 |
What are you doing here? |
00:17:43 |
I took the whole day off. |
00:17:45 |
I don't know. |
00:17:47 |
I wanted to see you. |
00:17:49 |
You look awful. |
00:17:50 |
Thanks. |
00:17:51 |
I mean, you look sad. |
00:17:54 |
You look really sad. |
00:17:58 |
It's taken you a long time |
00:18:00 |
but, uh... I'm not a happy woman, |
00:18:04 |
And I don't want you to save me. |
00:18:07 |
I don't want to save you. |
00:18:08 |
Don't want to be saved. |
00:18:13 |
Can I come in? |
00:18:16 |
No. |
00:18:21 |
Yeah. |
00:18:31 |
So, what now? |
00:18:33 |
I don't know. |
00:18:35 |
I thought maybe you could |
00:18:38 |
Seriously? |
00:18:41 |
Seriously. |
00:18:42 |
I could do that, sure. |
00:18:47 |
Come here. |
00:19:04 |
Dear baby. |
00:19:05 |
I hope someday, somebody |
00:19:08 |
for 20 minutes straight, |
00:19:12 |
They don't pull away. |
00:19:13 |
They don't look at your face. |
00:19:15 |
They don't try to kiss you. |
00:19:17 |
All they do is wrap you up |
00:19:20 |
and hold on tight without |
00:19:31 |
I got it. |
00:19:52 |
- And now the berries. |
00:20:03 |
Okay, I'm finished. |
00:20:15 |
I can't let the chocolate burn. |
00:20:18 |
I love watching you. |
00:20:22 |
Once the chocolate's all in, |
00:20:25 |
I'll pour the berries on top. |
00:20:28 |
Mama used to call this |
00:20:32 |
She made hundreds of |
00:20:34 |
They all have real strange names, |
00:20:39 |
or "Jenna's First Kiss Pie. " |
00:20:49 |
Now the berries... you do it. |
00:20:52 |
- Okay. |
00:20:57 |
You know, Mama would keep me in |
00:21:00 |
and teach me everything |
00:21:03 |
She'd sing to me so sweetly. |
00:21:07 |
# Baby, don't you cry, |
00:21:11 |
# Gonna make a pie |
00:21:16 |
# Baby, don't be blue, |
00:21:20 |
# Gonna make a pie with |
00:21:24 |
# Gonna be a pie |
00:21:28 |
# Gonna be filled |
00:21:32 |
# Baby, don't you cry, |
00:21:36 |
# Hold you forever in |
00:21:41 |
You are so beautiful. |
00:21:43 |
No, I'm not. |
00:21:44 |
You are. |
00:21:45 |
I'm fat. |
00:21:47 |
You're pregnant. |
00:21:48 |
You've got a little baby |
00:21:50 |
There is nothing more beautiful. |
00:21:52 |
It's an alien and a parasite. |
00:21:56 |
It makes me tired and weak. |
00:21:58 |
It complicates my whole life. |
00:22:00 |
I resent it. |
00:22:01 |
I have no idea |
00:22:04 |
I'm the anti-mother. |
00:22:07 |
I don't want to talk |
00:22:10 |
I want to know |
00:22:13 |
I'm learning how to make |
00:22:15 |
No, I mean what you're doing here, |
00:22:20 |
My wife. |
00:22:22 |
She just finished med school and |
00:22:25 |
Are you happy with her? |
00:22:27 |
No, don't answer that. |
00:22:31 |
I'm happy right now. |
00:22:33 |
Being here with you. |
00:22:35 |
That's a good answer. |
00:22:37 |
You make me feel calm. |
00:22:40 |
You make me feel peaceful. |
00:22:43 |
I don't feel that much. |
00:22:45 |
I tend to be neurotic. |
00:22:47 |
And you're so beautiful. |
00:22:50 |
Keep going. |
00:22:52 |
And so sexy. |
00:22:53 |
More, please. |
00:22:54 |
And I could find |
00:22:57 |
in those sad eyes. |
00:23:00 |
Wow. |
00:23:15 |
Dear baby. |
00:23:17 |
Somewhere in the space |
00:23:20 |
and Earl eating it |
00:23:23 |
began the most intimate |
00:23:27 |
About my mama, |
00:23:30 |
how sad she'd be to see my life |
00:23:33 |
About Earl and how he changed |
00:23:37 |
became someone I feared. |
00:23:40 |
About how lonely it is to be |
00:23:44 |
And then I was addicted, baby. |
00:23:47 |
I was addicted |
00:23:49 |
and having them matter to someone. |
00:23:59 |
Mm. |
00:24:01 |
I've never had a real best friend before, |
00:24:05 |
You feel like a best friend. |
00:24:09 |
I have something for you. |
00:24:10 |
A present. |
00:24:12 |
A present for me? |
00:24:14 |
Yes, for you. |
00:24:15 |
I hope this is not |
00:24:17 |
No. This is for you. |
00:24:23 |
Mm-hmm... |
00:24:24 |
Excuse me. |
00:24:26 |
Hello. |
00:24:28 |
Okay. |
00:24:29 |
Okay. |
00:24:32 |
Yes. No, Mrs. Hesdra, |
00:24:34 |
I think that'll be fine. |
00:24:36 |
the painkillers I gave you |
00:24:39 |
Oh, my God. |
00:24:41 |
No, no, that's fine. |
00:24:42 |
No, just... |
00:24:44 |
Right. If you have |
00:24:45 |
just call me in two days. |
00:24:47 |
Okay. You're welcome. |
00:24:48 |
Take care. |
00:24:51 |
Do you like it? |
00:24:55 |
It's the most beautiful |
00:24:58 |
I had it made for you. |
00:25:00 |
It must have cost a fortune. |
00:25:02 |
No, not really. |
00:25:03 |
You shouldn't have done this. |
00:25:04 |
I can't buy you nothing back. |
00:25:07 |
I don't want you to buy me anything. |
00:25:10 |
Why'd you give this |
00:25:14 |
You know why. |
00:25:16 |
No, I don't. |
00:25:19 |
Because I am falling |
00:25:21 |
head over heels... |
00:25:58 |
We're gathered here today |
00:25:59 |
to celebrate the love |
00:26:02 |
and Dawn Williams... |
00:26:05 |
in holy matrimony for |
00:26:07 |
Can I say something? |
00:26:10 |
Sure. |
00:26:13 |
Spontaneous wedding poetry, |
00:26:19 |
The title is "Yes. " |
00:26:21 |
Dawn, every time I look |
00:26:26 |
yes, we're driven by true love. |
00:26:29 |
Yes, I'm more than just he who audits. |
00:26:31 |
Yes, I'm poetry and I'm sex, |
00:26:38 |
I am, from now on, |
00:26:40 |
whoever you need me to be. |
00:26:43 |
Yes, yes, yes. |
00:26:50 |
Oh, Ogie. |
00:27:21 |
This reminds me of my third wedding. |
00:27:23 |
Terry Lynn Lemon. |
00:27:25 |
She had big ones. |
00:27:26 |
Joe, that's not a very |
00:27:29 |
I'm just pointing out |
00:27:32 |
She was nasty. |
00:27:33 |
I'm going to invent |
00:27:35 |
a special pie for you called |
00:27:39 |
Have to wait a bit, I'm afraid. |
00:27:42 |
- I'm going in the hospital next week. |
00:27:44 |
Liver stuff. |
00:27:45 |
Got to have a piece of it removed. |
00:27:47 |
Maybe I'll even die. |
00:27:49 |
Don't be stupid. |
00:28:01 |
If I'd ever met a girl |
00:28:04 |
my whole life could |
00:28:09 |
You don't even know |
00:28:13 |
You're not just |
00:28:16 |
You understand what I'm saying? |
00:28:19 |
Not at all, no. |
00:28:21 |
I'm saying, my whole life |
00:28:27 |
If a sign said "go this way," |
00:28:29 |
Time after time after time. |
00:28:33 |
I turned the wrong corner, |
00:28:36 |
went the wrong way, |
00:28:40 |
You understand? |
00:28:42 |
You was a chicken without a head? |
00:28:44 |
Pie lady, listen to me. |
00:28:48 |
This life will kill you. |
00:28:50 |
I'm saying... |
00:28:52 |
make the right choice. |
00:28:55 |
Start fresh. |
00:28:56 |
It's never too late. |
00:28:58 |
Start fresh. |
00:29:01 |
I ain't got no money, Joe. |
00:29:03 |
Who the hell does anymore? |
00:29:06 |
And I'm about to have me a baby. |
00:29:10 |
I know you are, Jenna. |
00:29:13 |
I know you are. |
00:29:15 |
I was just dreaming |
00:29:19 |
'cause... all my dreams is gone. |
00:29:26 |
Oh, no. |
00:29:50 |
Jenna... |
00:29:52 |
I'm very upset with you. |
00:29:56 |
I'll be waiting in the car. |
00:29:59 |
You have 30 seconds to get |
00:30:02 |
30 seconds! |
00:30:11 |
You wasn't exaggerating. |
00:30:13 |
Your husband is terrible. |
00:30:15 |
Jenna... |
00:30:17 |
- Honey, congratulations. |
00:30:19 |
I'll talk to you later, okay? |
00:30:29 |
Earl... |
00:30:30 |
No, you don't say nothing. |
00:30:32 |
You don't say one word. |
00:30:34 |
Not one word. |
00:30:39 |
You just sit there. |
00:30:42 |
Earl, that hurts. |
00:30:44 |
Open the cabinet |
00:30:46 |
where the coffee |
00:30:48 |
I don't want... |
00:30:50 |
Just open it! |
00:30:54 |
What is that? |
00:30:56 |
Jenna, what is that? |
00:30:59 |
Money. |
00:31:00 |
It's all over the fucking house! |
00:31:02 |
In cabinets, in drawers, |
00:31:04 |
under chairs, in closets! |
00:31:06 |
Money hidden all over my house! |
00:31:09 |
I'm sorry... |
00:31:10 |
Yeah, after everything |
00:31:12 |
you go and hide money from me? |
00:31:15 |
I'm sorry. |
00:31:34 |
You're the only thing |
00:31:39 |
And you're the only person |
00:31:43 |
And you having a secret from me, |
00:31:46 |
it tears me up. |
00:31:50 |
Why was you hiding money |
00:31:55 |
I don't know. |
00:32:00 |
Tell me you was going |
00:32:03 |
I was going to buy you a present. |
00:32:06 |
Tell me you was going |
00:32:09 |
I was going to surprise you. |
00:32:14 |
Just hold me. |
00:32:30 |
Truth is, Earl... |
00:32:34 |
Truth is, I was saving that money... |
00:32:40 |
for the baby. |
00:32:42 |
I was going to buy |
00:32:45 |
a crib, |
00:32:47 |
toys, layette... |
00:32:53 |
It was for the baby? |
00:32:56 |
Yeah, so I could buy a crib. |
00:33:00 |
Yeah. |
00:33:05 |
Baby, I want us to... |
00:33:12 |
I want us to be happy, Jenna. |
00:33:24 |
Dear damn baby... |
00:33:26 |
If'n you ever want |
00:33:28 |
ofhow we bought your damn crib, |
00:33:31 |
Your crib was bought |
00:33:33 |
that was supposed |
00:33:35 |
Every time I lay you down |
00:33:38 |
I'm going to think, |
00:33:39 |
"Damn baby, damn crib. |
00:33:42 |
Me stuck like a pin |
00:33:47 |
Hey, guess what, sugar? |
00:33:49 |
We got enough money left, |
00:33:51 |
Film you being pregnant, |
00:33:54 |
Maybe when you get |
00:33:56 |
a few nasty tapes, |
00:33:59 |
Sounds wonderful, Earl. |
00:34:14 |
Sit up for me, Jenna. |
00:34:35 |
I wish I could stop everything |
00:34:41 |
Me, too. |
00:34:44 |
Where could we go? |
00:34:46 |
I would go in a second. |
00:34:48 |
Make it go away. |
00:34:53 |
What? |
00:34:54 |
Everything else in my life. |
00:35:06 |
That's a normal reading. |
00:35:12 |
Jenna, get dressed. |
00:35:15 |
Meet me outside. |
00:35:16 |
I'll be there in 10 minutes. |
00:35:19 |
We're going someplace. |
00:35:21 |
We might even run away. |
00:35:24 |
We'll figure it out. |
00:35:28 |
I mean it. |
00:35:35 |
Don't you spray me! Don't you dare spray me! |
00:35:38 |
Hunter, no! |
00:35:40 |
No! No! |
00:35:41 |
What did I say? |
00:35:43 |
Hunter, no! |
00:35:47 |
Nobody ever tells you beforehand |
00:35:49 |
how ridiculously hard |
00:35:54 |
Come on, Hunter. |
00:36:19 |
Dr. Pomatter, I believe |
00:36:36 |
Hey, sweetheart. |
00:36:38 |
Oh, Dr. Pomatter, |
00:36:42 |
- Oh, hi. |
00:36:44 |
Nice to meet you, Doc. |
00:36:45 |
Excuse me, but could you |
00:36:48 |
- so I could sit next to my wife? |
00:36:56 |
I would have brought you |
00:36:58 |
some candy or flowers, |
00:37:01 |
That's okay, Earl. |
00:37:02 |
I need you to rest now, Jenna. |
00:37:05 |
I'll leave you folks |
00:37:07 |
- Dr. Pomatter... |
00:37:10 |
I just want to make sure we're |
00:37:12 |
- What's that, Jenna? |
00:37:15 |
I want massive amounts of drugs. |
00:37:17 |
I want the maximum |
00:37:19 |
Noted and understood. |
00:37:22 |
Oh, do... do you belong here? |
00:37:24 |
Yeah, I'm kin. |
00:37:25 |
Joe, hi! |
00:37:28 |
You having your surgery today? |
00:37:30 |
Later this afternoon. |
00:37:32 |
Cal told me you were here. |
00:37:34 |
Here, I bought you this card. |
00:37:36 |
It's silly. |
00:37:38 |
the fuss is over. |
00:37:39 |
- Thanks. |
00:37:41 |
- to you on the nightstand. |
00:37:43 |
I remember you. |
00:37:44 |
You're the husband. |
00:37:46 |
Yeah, I'm the husband. |
00:37:48 |
Lucky for you, I didn't take |
00:37:50 |
for all the damage you did |
00:37:53 |
Don't say nothing smart-ass. |
00:37:56 |
I'm leaving. |
00:37:57 |
Give me a hug first. |
00:37:59 |
Absolutely not. |
00:38:07 |
Earl, if you don't |
00:38:08 |
put that stinking camera away, |
00:38:13 |
Earl! |
00:38:14 |
All right, all right. |
00:38:23 |
You're doing great, sweetheart. |
00:38:27 |
You're doing great. |
00:38:28 |
What am I doing? |
00:38:29 |
Try and steady your breathing, hon. |
00:38:32 |
Hi. I'm Francine Pomatter. |
00:38:34 |
Jim's told me so much about you. |
00:38:36 |
He thinks you're just |
00:38:40 |
So you must be. |
00:38:41 |
Did I mention my wife |
00:38:42 |
I think you might have |
00:38:45 |
He's so proud of me. |
00:38:49 |
She going to be here |
00:38:51 |
I mean, are all the residents |
00:38:55 |
No, no, they were just here |
00:38:56 |
to witness the administration of the epidural. |
00:38:57 |
So I'm clearing the room now. |
00:38:59 |
So everybody out. |
00:39:04 |
She's fully dilated, Doctor. |
00:39:08 |
Let's go. |
00:39:10 |
Five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10... |
00:39:15 |
One, two, three, four, |
00:39:19 |
seven, eight, nine, 10... |
00:39:21 |
That was a good one, Jenna. |
00:39:24 |
- One, two, three, four, five... |
00:39:26 |
- Good, good. |
00:39:28 |
Good, we're almost there. |
00:39:31 |
- We're almost there, sugar. |
00:39:34 |
...six, seven, eight, nine, 10. |
00:39:37 |
I don't want no baby, Earl! |
00:39:44 |
Oh, it's a girl. |
00:39:51 |
How do you like that? |
00:39:53 |
Would you like to cut the cord, |
00:39:58 |
Yeah. Why not? |
00:40:11 |
Would you like to hold your baby, Mrs. Hunterson? |
00:40:15 |
Mrs. Hunterson. |
00:40:20 |
Are you okay? |
00:40:22 |
Mrs. Hunterson? |
00:40:30 |
Give her to me. |
00:40:45 |
Oh, my God. |
00:40:54 |
Oh, my God. |
00:41:35 |
Hey. |
00:41:36 |
Do you remember what I said? |
00:41:38 |
Don't you go loving |
00:41:41 |
I don't love you, Earl. |
00:41:43 |
I haven't loved you for years. |
00:41:44 |
I want a divorce. |
00:41:47 |
That's not a funny joke. |
00:41:48 |
We got this new baby here. |
00:41:50 |
Shouldn't be making jokes like that. |
00:41:51 |
I want you the hell out of my life. |
00:41:54 |
You are never to touch me, |
00:41:56 |
I am done with you. |
00:41:57 |
If you ever come |
00:42:00 |
I will flatten your sorry ass, |
00:42:09 |
Now hold on a second. |
00:42:35 |
Lulu... that's your name. |
00:42:41 |
Little Lulu. |
00:42:43 |
We're going to have so much fun, |
00:42:47 |
We're going to have |
00:42:50 |
so... much... fun. |
00:43:04 |
Jenna, sweet, |
00:43:06 |
- you got to wake up. |
00:43:08 |
We got to wake you. It's time to go. |
00:43:10 |
Earl's refusing to pay, |
00:43:12 |
- Oh, I can't go home. |
00:43:14 |
with us for a while till |
00:43:16 |
You could stay with us, |
00:43:18 |
but I thought Phil's convulsions |
00:43:20 |
Oh, I got to see that baby! |
00:43:23 |
Oh, a beautiful baby girl! |
00:43:25 |
Oh... |
00:43:27 |
Look at that little girl! |
00:43:28 |
Cute little girl. |
00:43:30 |
Little, tiny baby girl. |
00:43:32 |
Lulu, the love of my life. |
00:43:35 |
Hon, we have some bad news for you. |
00:43:38 |
Old Joe was admitted |
00:43:40 |
same day you were. |
00:43:41 |
No, I know, he came by |
00:43:43 |
to see me. |
00:43:44 |
Well, he's not doing so well. |
00:43:47 |
In fact, he went into a coma |
00:43:48 |
and they don't think |
00:43:51 |
No! Oh, poorJoe. |
00:43:53 |
I know you like him. |
00:43:55 |
You're probably the only person alive |
00:43:58 |
Becky! |
00:43:59 |
I'm sorry, |
00:44:01 |
No, he's dear. |
00:44:02 |
He came in, he gave me this card. |
00:44:05 |
Where'd I put that? |
00:44:07 |
I set it down right over here. |
00:44:10 |
- Look at the baby. Look at that. |
00:44:13 |
Oh, the tiniest little hands. |
00:44:16 |
Look at the little nose. |
00:44:18 |
Oh, she's pretty. |
00:44:19 |
- Jenna, she's real pretty. |
00:44:24 |
# Little girl, little girl # |
00:44:26 |
# Little baby girl # |
00:44:29 |
#We love that baby girl # |
00:44:31 |
# She's the cutest baby in... # |
00:44:54 |
Is it a nice card? |
00:44:58 |
Yeah, it's okay. |
00:45:00 |
He made me a drawing. |
00:45:02 |
You want to see it? |
00:45:03 |
Yeah, okay. |
00:45:09 |
- Oh. |
00:45:10 |
Isn't that nice? |
00:45:11 |
Yeah. |
00:45:14 |
It's pretty nice. |
00:45:16 |
Jenna? |
00:45:19 |
Jenna, where you going? |
00:45:20 |
Oh, they're kicking me out. |
00:45:23 |
Uh, ladies, would you mind |
00:45:24 |
if I had a minute |
00:45:26 |
to talk to her before she leaves? |
00:45:28 |
Oh... |
00:45:29 |
- Okay. |
00:45:30 |
- Thanks. |
00:45:32 |
Oh, goodness. |
00:45:33 |
Come here, baby. |
00:45:36 |
You come see Aunt Becky. |
00:45:39 |
Oh, my goodness. |
00:45:41 |
Thanks, ladies. |
00:45:42 |
Okay. |
00:45:43 |
Look at you. |
00:45:46 |
Dawn, look at her face. |
00:45:54 |
I know what you're thinking. |
00:45:58 |
No, I don't. That's a lie. |
00:45:59 |
What are you thinking? |
00:46:01 |
I'm thinking... |
00:46:06 |
for everything you've done for me. |
00:46:08 |
I'm thinking |
00:46:11 |
and you probably shouldn't kiss me. |
00:46:13 |
The way she looks at you, |
00:46:16 |
so much trust. |
00:46:21 |
So that's it? |
00:46:24 |
It's over? |
00:46:26 |
We could have a big drama here |
00:46:30 |
makes everyone miserable. |
00:46:31 |
Or we could just end it |
00:46:36 |
No body count, just say bye-bye. |
00:46:40 |
I'm saying bye-bye. |
00:46:45 |
Dawn, wheel me off now, okay? |
00:46:47 |
Off? Okay. |
00:46:49 |
Wheel me off. |
00:46:51 |
Wait, wheel me back. |
00:46:57 |
Here... |
00:46:59 |
Take this. |
00:47:04 |
Okay, wheel me off again. |
00:47:27 |
What the heck was that all about? |
00:47:29 |
Oh, nothing. |
00:47:31 |
Your doctor? |
00:47:32 |
Yeah, and he's married. |
00:47:34 |
Jenna! |
00:47:36 |
I just ended it for good. |
00:47:39 |
Here, give Lulu to me. |
00:47:41 |
Okay. Go see your mommy. |
00:47:43 |
Hi! |
00:47:45 |
Geez, I never seen a baby |
00:47:50 |
You ever seen a baby this beautiful? |
00:47:51 |
No. |
00:48:26 |
# Baby, don't you cry # |
00:48:28 |
# Gonna make a pie # |
00:48:30 |
# Gonna make a pie |
00:48:34 |
# Baby, don't be blue # |
00:48:36 |
# Gonna make for you # |
00:48:38 |
# Gonna make a pie |
00:48:43 |
# Gonna be a pie |
00:48:47 |
# Gonna be filled |
00:48:50 |
# Baby, don't you cry, |
00:48:55 |
# Hold you forever |
00:49:55 |
Bye! |
00:49:57 |
Bye! |
00:49:59 |
- Bye, y'all! |
00:50:02 |
How do you say "good-bye"? |
00:50:04 |
Bye, bye, bye! |
00:50:05 |
Bye, bye, bye! |
00:50:09 |
Bye-bye. |
00:50:10 |
Bye! |
00:50:12 |
Bye! |
00:50:14 |
You want to walk? |
00:50:33 |
Bye! |
00:50:34 |
Bye! |