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Walk Hard The Dewey Cox Story
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Mr. Cox? |
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Mr. Cox? |
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Mr. Cox? |
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Guys, I need Cox. |
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He goes on in two minutes |
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Mr. Cox. |
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Mr. Cox? |
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You're gonna have to give him |
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Dewey Cox needs to think about |
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Come on, Nate, let's go play. |
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I can't, Dewey. I gotta practice. |
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You can't practice all the time, Nate. |
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All right. Come on, Dewey, |
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- Today's gonna be the best day ever!. |
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Ain't nothing horrible |
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What do you wanna be |
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I don't know. Never really |
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When I grow up, |
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And a professional baseball player. |
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Then I'm gonna be an astronaut, |
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There's nothing I won't do |
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For sure. |
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That's what's great about being young. |
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Let's go play! |
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My turn! |
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I got him! I got him! |
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Catch! |
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Chicken! |
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I challenge you to a duel, sir. |
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I don't know, Nate. |
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You know how mad Pa gets |
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Come on. There's nothing wrong |
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Now, en garde! |
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- Do you yield, sir? |
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Prepare to meet your maker. |
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- Dewey! |
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I'm halved! |
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Oh, we should've listened to Pa. |
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Dewey, I'm cut in half pretty bad. |
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In case I don't make it, |
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...for the both of us. |
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Wow, that's a lot of pressure, Nate. |
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You can handle it, Dewey. |
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Holy shit. |
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This was a particularly bad case |
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I was not able to reattach |
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...to the bottom half of his body. |
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Speak English, doc! |
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I'm sorry, folks. He's gone. |
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Oh, no! |
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Oh, my God. |
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Dear God. Oh, Dewey. |
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It's all your fault, Dewey Cox. |
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Oh, Pa, you don't mean that. |
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He cut him in half with a machete. |
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No. |
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You. You're not half the boy |
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You're not even half the boy |
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...after you cut him in half. |
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So you're saying I'm less than |
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The wrong kid died. |
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Ma, I can't smell anything. |
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You can't smell anything? |
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I think I lost my sense of smell. |
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You gone smell-blind, son. |
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It'll pass, Dewey. |
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Now, you run on down to the country |
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And a candle. |
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We're gonna light us |
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I'm a gamblin' man |
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I gambled everywhere I go |
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Lord, I'm a gamblin' man |
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Gambled everywhere I go |
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I'm a gamblin' man |
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Lord, I gambled from door to door |
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I've never heard no music |
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It's so sad. |
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That's why it's called the blues, boy. |
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I think I'd like to play me |
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Ain't no 6-year-old boy understand |
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I reckon I might. |
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You play the guitar? |
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Never have before. |
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Well, go ahead. |
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You put your finger right up there. |
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That's the G chord. |
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Now hit the strings |
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- That's it. |
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That ain't bad. |
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I done a bad thing |
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Cut my brother in half |
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I done a bad, bad thing |
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Cut my brother in half |
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My mama's gonna cry |
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Somewhere the devil's havin' a laugh |
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It's not bad for your first time. |
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You can do it, Dewey. |
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For the both of us. |
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Dewey? |
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Dewey. |
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Dewey? |
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Mama, you made it! |
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There's my favorite 14-year-old son. |
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Oh, no. Come on, now. |
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Howdy, boys. |
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Howdy, Mrs. Cox. |
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I just wanted to say break a leg. |
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I know you boys are gonna |
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Oh, thanks, Ma. |
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I'm just so proud you learned to play |
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Without even having |
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It's all right now, Mama. |
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You just go out there |
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I will, Mama. |
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I don't know what we're doing here |
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We're here to see our boy, |
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You all right, ma'am? |
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I'm fine. |
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Just my vertigo acting up again. |
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- What's vertigo? |
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Ain't nothing terrible |
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Testing, testing. |
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Crawdad, crawdad. |
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Hello, everybody. |
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We're gonna get this going here with |
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- How we gonna follow that? |
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- Delilah Montgomery. |
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And now sophomore Dewey Cox |
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So, ladies and germs... |
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I know, I know. |
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Please welcome Dewey Cox |
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Hi. My name's Dewey Cox. |
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And this is a little song I wrote called |
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I sure hope you like it. |
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The wrong kid died, goddamn it. |
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- Take |
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Take my hand |
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Take my hand |
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We're gonna walk through the park |
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I promise to have you |
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Home before dark |
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Oh, life would be so sweet |
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Walking with you down the street |
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This music is an outrage! |
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Come on and take my hand |
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Come on and take my hand |
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It's the devil's music! |
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It's all right if you're coy |
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After all I'm a boy |
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And you're a girl |
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But make no mistake |
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Yours is the hand |
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So please |
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So please, please |
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Take my hand |
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You're going to hell! |
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Blasphemer! |
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That's it. I want you |
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- Pa! |
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You think we don't know |
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...when you say "take my hand"? |
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What? It's about holding hands. |
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You watch your mouth. |
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You know who's got hands? |
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And he uses them for holding. |
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I ain't got no room in my house |
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Be careful. Before you say something |
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Like what? |
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Oh, no! No! |
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It's okay. |
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Pa's right. |
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Springberry ain't big enough |
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I reckon it's time for Dewey Cox |
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But you're only 14. |
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Mama, I love you. |
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But I don't need nobody. |
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All I need is my music. |
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I seen my path today, |
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And someday, |
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...and you'll all be proud of me. |
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Just like you were of Nate. |
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Can I come, Dewey? |
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Of course you can, Edith. |
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- I am? |
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I pointed at you in the audience. |
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Did you hear that? |
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You're the most talented man |
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And you will never get anything |
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...for you and your dreams |
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Well, then, go on. |
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Before I cut your dreams in half |
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Goodbye, Pa. |
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Just wait till you see |
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Here we go. |
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Ma and Pa leave home |
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You know our house's |
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We're gonna jump, li'I children, jump |
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We're gonna jump, li'I children, jump |
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We're gonna jump, li'I children |
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Let's jump, jump, jump |
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Jump, jump, jump |
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We're gonna jump, li'I children |
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Play it for me, daddy! |
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That's a sexy look right there. |
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Oh, I like it, I like it. |
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Let's jump, jump, jump |
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Jump, jump, jump |
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Jump, jump, jump |
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Jump, jump, jump |
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We're gonna jump, li'I children |
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You know what I'm saying. |
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We're gonna jump, li'I children |
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Let's take them home, fellas. |
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We're gonna jump, li'I children |
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Yeah, baby. Wrap it up right there. |
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I'm gonna take one of them |
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My name is Bobby Shad |
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We gonna take a break, |
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...to rock till the morning light, |
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Mr. Shad! Mr. Shad! |
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Hey, I play a little guitar. |
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- Dewey! |
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I pay you to mop, |
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My customers come to dance erotically, |
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Do your job or I'll find |
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Yes, sir. |
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Lonesome blues |
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Dewey, will you cut out that racket? |
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How am I supposed to make it as |
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Will you stop talking |
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But it's my dream, baby. |
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I am tired of hearing about |
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You are a selfish dickhole. |
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Daddy said if we move home, he could |
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You can make an honest living. |
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Wouldn't have to hang your head in |
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I think I'm doing okay for a 15-year-old |
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But, sweetheart... |
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...I thought you liked working |
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I did. |
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You got a real talent for this, boy. |
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Someday this is all gonna be yours. |
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It's just, as much as I loved it, Edith, |
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Ain't no musician ever made |
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What? Of course they do. |
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Name one. |
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- Slim Whitman. |
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All right, Frank Sinatra. |
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Who the hell is Frank Sinatra? |
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Edith, I am starting to think... |
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...that maybe |
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I do believe in you. |
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I just know you're gonna fail. |
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- What are you talking about, Edith? |
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Edith, I told you, |
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It will fall down! The sun will |
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It will if it never rains. |
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Dewey, you have got |
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Dreams don't come true. |
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I am gonna make |
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Nobody ever said it's gonna be easy. |
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It's hard. |
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It ain't easy to walk |
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It's a long, hard walk. |
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It's a rocky road. |
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But I plan on walking. |
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Oh, I'm gonna walk. |
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Hard. |
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I will walk hard. |
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Walk hard. |
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I got a full house coming tonight. |
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If Bobby Shad can't play |
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I'm fine. I can play through the pain. |
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Should've thought before you punched |
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I guess there's no music tonight. |
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Bullhickey! People come here |
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I ain't got no music, |
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Excuse me. |
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I play a little. |
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I don't know how |
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You're white. |
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I been watching Mr. Shad every night. |
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It'll be the same show. |
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It'll be just like Bobby Shad and the |
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This is crazy. |
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But I ain't got no other choice. |
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I don't mean to put more |
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The suits from the record company |
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Oh, okay. |
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Scared? |
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- A little. |
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Those Jews control show business. |
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Just lay it down |
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Good evening. We're Bobby Shad |
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Bobby Shad couldn't be here tonight |
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And I hope you enjoy it. |
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This first song |
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Well, it's about... |
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It's about when your woman |
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You know, she catches you |
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...getting into all kinds of strange. |
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This is racially insensitive. |
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And she says, "Son, get your lazy, |
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- And you say to her: |
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You got to love your egro man |
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You got to love your Negro man |
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You got to love your Negro man |
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You got to love your Negro man |
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You got to love, love |
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- Is he playing "Negro Man"? |
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He's playing "Negro Man. " |
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From early in the morning |
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You know I love your apples |
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You got to love your Negro man |
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You got to love your Negro man |
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You got to love, love, love, love, love |
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Your Negro man |
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Yeah, come on, Dewey. |
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I know I treat you wrong |
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Let me put it on you, mama |
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You got to love your Negro man |
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You got to love your Negro man |
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You got to love, love, love, love, love |
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Your Negro man |
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Now, that's what I call |
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Go, Dewey, go. |
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I like what you did out there tonight. |
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Oh, Mr. L'Chaim, Mr. Mazeltov, |
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He's not the one you want. |
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- I think he's the one we want. |
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He's not bad with the singing and the |
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I think you've got what it takes |
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The big time? |
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When the moon hits your eye |
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That's amore |
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When the world seems to shine |
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What the hell is this? |
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Pizza pie. What's in a pizza pie? |
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Bells will ring |
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And you'll sing "Vita bella" |
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Hearts will play |
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Please, I can't anymore. |
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That's what I was gonna say. |
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- That's amore |
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That is amore |
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All right. Hold, please. Stop that. |
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Stop your singing this instant, |
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I will not have this in my studio! |
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That's just a terrible, terrible... |
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...terrible, terrible "That's Amore. " |
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Maybe it was a wrong song choice? |
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If you just let me play one of my songs, |
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You have failed conclusively. |
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And there is nothing |
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...here in this room |
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Nothing you can do that can make up |
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- Well, my mother liked it a whole lot. |
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I was willing to open my mind... |
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...because these Jewish gentlemen |
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They usually have good taste. |
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And now here you are in front of me |
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And I have to say that today... |
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...your performance has shaken |
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Well, there's nothing |
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...than to restore your faith in Judaism, |
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But I'll tell you, |
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...and if somehow you are able |
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...bringing these boys together |
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...and make something |
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...that the whole world takes notice... |
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...and that your life |
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But I'm telling you right now, |
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Wait, wait, wait. We're here already. |
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L'Chaim, I'll do it for you. |
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All right. |
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All right, son. I'm gonna |
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Thank you, sir. |
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Dewey, we don't know this song. |
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You just follow me. |
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I don't know. |
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Walk hard |
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Hard |
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Walk hard? |
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Down life's rocky road |
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Walk bold |
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Hard |
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That's my creed |
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My code |
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I been scorned and slandered |
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Had to struggle every day |
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Seen my share of the worst |
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But I still got a dream |
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Walk hard |
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Hard |
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Here is America's new hit song |
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...recorded just 35 minutes ago |
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Hard |
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Though they say |
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You're not the one |
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Even if you've been told |
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That you're always gonna lose |
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You gotta keep that vision |
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When you're standin' on top |
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He walks so hard. |
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How do I walk, boys? |
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Hard |
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When I meet my maker |
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I'm gonna look him in the eye |
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I gave my word |
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I took it in the face |
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Oh, hey, Shorty. Hello, my darling. |
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I sang a song at a circus |
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They said, "We'll give you 5 grand. " |
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I said, "No, you won't. |
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- And they did. They gave it right to me. |
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Thank you. |
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It'll just be a few weeks, Edith. |
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Who's gonna help me |
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Dewey, you have got to |
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You're never gonna make it. |
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What are you talking about? |
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I'm playing my music |
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It's everything we always wanted, |
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I never get to see you anymore. |
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I don't know how to tell you this. |
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I'm gonna miss some things, okay? |
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I'm gonna miss some birthdays |
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I'm gonna miss some births, period. |
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Unrealistic to think I'm gonna be |
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But aren't you happy? |
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All your fancy new clothes |
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Look, what else you need? |
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How about I get you |
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And I'll teach him phrases that I say. |
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- But it'll be a little crow talking. |
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It's about love, |
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- Dewey. |
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Don't you go in the bathroom. |
| 00:27:42 |
Edith, please. |
| 00:27:45 |
Mama said there's a lot of evil |
| 00:27:48 |
Temptations. |
| 00:27:50 |
They'll make a man do evil things. |
| 00:27:53 |
Edith, that is ridiculous. |
| 00:27:58 |
There ain't no evil out there. |
| 00:28:01 |
Come on, now, cupcake, |
| 00:28:06 |
Edith. |
| 00:28:09 |
My beautiful, beautiful, |
| 00:28:18 |
You know how much I love you. |
| 00:28:21 |
You and this fast-growing family |
| 00:28:24 |
...is the only thing |
| 00:28:26 |
You understand that? |
| 00:28:27 |
Heck, life without you |
| 00:28:34 |
Like no life at all. |
| 00:28:39 |
Where's a pencil? Where's a pencil? |
| 00:28:41 |
Dewey! |
| 00:28:45 |
Hello, baby! |
| 00:28:47 |
Yeah, this is |
| 00:28:52 |
Oh, you sweet thing. |
| 00:28:54 |
Do I what? |
| 00:28:56 |
Will I what? |
| 00:28:58 |
Oh, baby, you know what I like. |
| 00:29:03 |
Chantilly lace and a pretty face |
| 00:29:08 |
How are we supposed to follow that? |
| 00:29:10 |
Don't worry, Dewey, you'll do great. |
| 00:29:12 |
- Thanks, Buddy Holly. |
| 00:29:15 |
- You got nothing to worry about. |
| 00:29:17 |
I really like that "Walk Hard" song. |
| 00:29:20 |
Oh, thanks. |
| 00:29:22 |
I like that "Peggy Sue" song. |
| 00:29:25 |
Thanks, Dewey. |
| 00:29:28 |
Man, I'm awful nervous, Buddy Holly. |
| 00:29:30 |
Dewey, you'll be fine, |
| 00:29:33 |
Change of plans. Elvis wants |
| 00:29:37 |
We'll change the order. |
| 00:29:40 |
...then Elvis Presley, |
| 00:29:43 |
So it's the Big Bopper... |
| 00:29:47 |
...and then Buddy Holly... |
| 00:29:48 |
...and then Elvis Presley, |
| 00:29:52 |
Yeah. Just for tonight. |
| 00:29:55 |
Well, I'm just happy to be here. |
| 00:30:01 |
What am I doing? |
| 00:30:04 |
I ain't good enough to follow Elvis. |
| 00:30:06 |
What are you talking about, Dewey? |
| 00:30:13 |
Nate. Nate, is that you? |
| 00:30:15 |
You can do it, Dewey. |
| 00:30:19 |
I know because I'm your brother, |
| 00:30:22 |
But, hell, ain't nobody |
| 00:30:25 |
- Wait, did you say Elvis? |
| 00:30:28 |
Elvis Presley? |
| 00:30:31 |
Yeah, Elvis Presley. |
| 00:30:33 |
He has nine number one hits. |
| 00:30:35 |
Nate, I understand that. |
| 00:30:37 |
He has 50 million fans. |
| 00:30:39 |
I'm aware of that, Nate. |
| 00:30:41 |
I'm having a crisis. |
| 00:30:43 |
Holy shit. |
| 00:30:46 |
Dewey! The big fella's on his |
| 00:30:51 |
Yeah. I'm ready. |
| 00:31:01 |
Elvis! |
| 00:31:05 |
Ladies. |
| 00:31:06 |
Dang, Elvis Presley, you didn't |
| 00:31:09 |
What, now? |
| 00:31:11 |
- No, I'm- |
| 00:31:13 |
I'm just saying, |
| 00:31:16 |
Well, sometimes you have to go all out |
| 00:31:19 |
Because there's only one man |
| 00:31:21 |
God picks him, hand-plucks him. |
| 00:31:23 |
One night, God looked down at all the |
| 00:31:27 |
...and he decided which one |
| 00:31:31 |
He plucked me from all those millions |
| 00:31:35 |
- Yeah. |
| 00:31:37 |
There's two things you need to know. |
| 00:31:41 |
Look out, man! Look at that |
| 00:31:43 |
It's called karate |
| 00:31:46 |
The Chinese and the King. |
| 00:31:49 |
And one of them is me. |
| 00:31:50 |
You're the King. |
| 00:31:51 |
On to Memphis, they want a nice little |
| 00:31:55 |
- Yeah? |
| 00:31:59 |
Come on, man... |
| 00:32:03 |
Look out, man! |
| 00:32:05 |
Well, thanks, Elvis. |
| 00:32:10 |
Let's go. Come on, mama. |
| 00:32:13 |
What the fuck was he talking about? |
| 00:32:18 |
How y'all doing? |
| 00:32:22 |
And, well, looks like I got some |
| 00:32:28 |
Sam. |
| 00:32:41 |
Walk hard |
| 00:32:43 |
Hard |
| 00:32:46 |
Down life's rocky road |
| 00:32:56 |
Wow, great playing, boys. |
| 00:32:58 |
The fillies love you, Dewey. |
| 00:33:00 |
If I wasn't married with a good head on |
| 00:33:04 |
You gotta get back out there. |
| 00:33:07 |
Let me splash some water |
| 00:33:08 |
Okay. Hurry up! |
| 00:33:12 |
Golly, that rock 'n' roll. |
| 00:33:19 |
- Get out of here, Dewey. |
| 00:33:21 |
We're smoking reefer, |
| 00:33:25 |
You're smoking reefers? |
| 00:33:27 |
Of course we are. |
| 00:33:29 |
No, Sam, I can't. |
| 00:33:32 |
Come on, Dewey, join the party. |
| 00:33:34 |
No, Dewey, you don't want this. |
| 00:33:38 |
I don't want no hangover. |
| 00:33:41 |
It doesn't give you a hangover. |
| 00:33:43 |
Will I get addicted to it |
| 00:33:46 |
It's not habit-forming. |
| 00:33:49 |
Oh, okay, well... |
| 00:33:51 |
I don't know. |
| 00:33:55 |
You can't OD on it. |
| 00:33:57 |
It's not gonna make me |
| 00:33:59 |
It makes sex even better. |
| 00:34:02 |
Sounds kind of expensive. |
| 00:34:03 |
It's the cheapest drug there is. |
| 00:34:08 |
You don't want it. |
| 00:34:10 |
I think I kind of want it. |
| 00:34:12 |
Okay, but just this once. |
| 00:34:18 |
- What do I do? |
| 00:34:37 |
Oh, my. |
| 00:34:38 |
Hey, listen, folks. I'd like to play |
| 00:34:43 |
I'm talking about Mrs. Dewey Cox. |
| 00:34:47 |
Oh, my darlin' |
| 00:34:49 |
Oh, my darlin' |
| 00:34:52 |
Yeah, yeah, yeah |
| 00:34:55 |
I have a perfect life |
| 00:35:00 |
You are the perfect wife |
| 00:35:04 |
I don't know why |
| 00:35:09 |
I sit and cry |
| 00:35:13 |
And now I miss you so |
| 00:35:18 |
Please don't let me go |
| 00:35:23 |
I make mistakes and that is true |
| 00:35:27 |
At least I learn each time I do |
| 00:35:31 |
Here, have some of this. |
| 00:35:33 |
Darling, you must believe |
| 00:35:35 |
I could never leave you |
| 00:35:42 |
A life without you |
| 00:35:45 |
Is no life at all |
| 00:35:56 |
Oh, my darlin' |
| 00:35:58 |
Oh, my darlin' |
| 00:36:00 |
Yeah, yeah, yeah |
| 00:36:02 |
Beth Anne. |
| 00:36:04 |
Can I get that for you? |
| 00:36:06 |
Thanks, Dewey. |
| 00:36:08 |
Tears fall in vain |
| 00:36:12 |
I'm standing in the rain |
| 00:36:17 |
No matter how I feel |
| 00:36:21 |
I never seem to know what's real |
| 00:36:26 |
So sharpen up your knives |
| 00:36:30 |
- Can I get that for you? |
| 00:36:35 |
I'm a bad horse. |
| 00:36:39 |
Phil, can I get that for you? |
| 00:36:44 |
Thanks, Dewey. |
| 00:36:45 |
Darling, you must believe |
| 00:36:48 |
I could never leave you |
| 00:36:50 |
Phil? What happened? |
| 00:36:54 |
A life without you |
| 00:36:58 |
Is no life at all |
| 00:37:11 |
Well, the tour's going |
| 00:37:13 |
Yeah, we're having a real nice time. |
| 00:37:16 |
Yeah, the boys have been |
| 00:37:18 |
...and the audiences have been |
| 00:37:21 |
- When you coming home? |
| 00:37:23 |
We gotta hit the major markets in |
| 00:37:27 |
Dewey, could you shut up? I'm trying to |
| 00:37:30 |
Who's that? |
| 00:37:32 |
Oh, that's Sam. |
| 00:37:35 |
- He's just looking for his drumsticks. |
| 00:37:39 |
Excuse me. |
| 00:37:42 |
Anyway, you don't wanna hear about |
| 00:37:47 |
Oh, you know, |
| 00:37:50 |
Went down to Wilson's Market |
| 00:37:53 |
Completely out of milk. |
| 00:37:56 |
- I hate going down there. |
| 00:37:59 |
- Yes, Bert? |
| 00:38:00 |
- You want a cup of coffee? |
| 00:38:03 |
Will you give me a minute? |
| 00:38:06 |
- Who's that? |
| 00:38:07 |
Just wants to know if I want any coffee |
| 00:38:12 |
Dewey, there's a distance growing |
| 00:38:16 |
Oh, now, that is crazy talk, Edith. |
| 00:38:19 |
You know |
| 00:38:20 |
- Hey, Dewey. |
| 00:38:22 |
You seen my sandals? |
| 00:38:24 |
I don't know. |
| 00:38:28 |
Baby, there's somebody at the door. |
| 00:38:31 |
Can I call when I get to New Jersey? |
| 00:38:33 |
Okay. Bye, Dewey. |
| 00:38:34 |
- I love you. |
| 00:38:36 |
- I love you. |
| 00:38:37 |
- You're never gonna make it, okay? |
| 00:38:40 |
Bye. |
| 00:38:45 |
- Pa. |
| 00:38:48 |
What are you doing here? |
| 00:38:50 |
It's about your mama. |
| 00:38:52 |
Ma? What about her? Is she okay? |
| 00:38:58 |
We better step out into the hall. |
| 00:39:03 |
- What happened? |
| 00:39:07 |
We were readying for bed |
| 00:39:12 |
It's Dewey! |
| 00:39:14 |
Your son is talented. |
| 00:39:18 |
Well, I must admit, |
| 00:39:23 |
Dance with me, Pa. |
| 00:39:27 |
It does make you kind of wanna move, |
| 00:39:29 |
It sure does. |
| 00:39:33 |
Maybe I have been |
| 00:39:36 |
Maybe you have. |
| 00:39:43 |
Be careful, Ma. |
| 00:39:46 |
- You all right, Ma? |
| 00:39:53 |
The vertigo, it won in the end. |
| 00:39:57 |
She lost her balance... |
| 00:39:59 |
...and fell out the window... |
| 00:40:03 |
...and then the radio |
| 00:40:05 |
While she was dancing to your song. |
| 00:40:08 |
I thought you should know |
| 00:40:11 |
It kills people. |
| 00:40:13 |
You made her happy |
| 00:40:16 |
If Nate was alive, |
| 00:40:26 |
Wrong kid died. |
| 00:40:31 |
Damn you, God! |
| 00:40:36 |
How could you let my mama |
| 00:40:41 |
And then let a radio |
| 00:40:49 |
- Get out of here, Dewey. |
| 00:40:52 |
It's called cocaine, |
| 00:40:55 |
Cocaine? |
| 00:40:58 |
What's it do? |
| 00:40:59 |
It turns all your bad feelings |
| 00:41:03 |
It's a nightmare. |
| 00:41:06 |
I'm thinking maybe I'd like to try me |
| 00:41:11 |
When I meet my maker |
| 00:41:14 |
Look him in the eye |
| 00:41:18 |
I gave my word |
| 00:41:21 |
I took it in the face |
| 00:41:25 |
Walk hard |
| 00:41:29 |
Walk hard, hard, hard |
| 00:41:36 |
All right, again. Faster. |
| 00:41:39 |
This is crazy, Dewey. Ain't nobody |
| 00:41:44 |
Standing there |
| 00:41:46 |
...singing like some sort of punk. |
| 00:41:49 |
Don't you dare try to stifle me. |
| 00:41:52 |
Whose band is this anyway, |
| 00:41:56 |
I'll punch you in the mouth! |
| 00:42:00 |
Oh, God. I'm sorry, Dave. |
| 00:42:03 |
No, I didn't mean that. |
| 00:42:06 |
Just with my mama dying and all, |
| 00:42:11 |
Mr. Cox? |
| 00:42:13 |
I heard you were looking for a new |
| 00:42:21 |
You heard right. |
| 00:42:23 |
I was wondering if you might like |
| 00:42:26 |
I reckon I might. |
| 00:42:32 |
I've been singing in my church choir |
| 00:42:35 |
I like the sound of that. |
| 00:42:38 |
Darlene Madison. |
| 00:42:41 |
Dewey Cox. |
| 00:42:44 |
Hello, Darlene. |
| 00:42:48 |
Hello, Mr. Cox. |
| 00:42:51 |
You ready to sing one? |
| 00:42:54 |
I'm always ready. |
| 00:42:57 |
Well, all right. |
| 00:43:01 |
In my dreams you're blowin' me |
| 00:43:04 |
Some kisses |
| 00:43:08 |
That's one of my favorite things |
| 00:43:14 |
You and I could go down |
| 00:43:17 |
In history |
| 00:43:21 |
That's what I'm prayin' to do with you |
| 00:43:26 |
Let's duet |
| 00:43:29 |
In ways that make us feel good |
| 00:43:33 |
Let's duet |
| 00:43:36 |
And make that sacred sound |
| 00:43:42 |
Dewey Cox! |
| 00:43:47 |
- All right. |
| 00:43:49 |
...that doesn't mean |
| 00:43:53 |
Okay. |
| 00:43:55 |
Well, then, here's to us |
| 00:44:02 |
I can't! We're friends! |
| 00:44:05 |
I'm gonna beat off |
| 00:44:08 |
All my demons |
| 00:44:12 |
That's what lovin' Jesus' all about |
| 00:44:18 |
Lookin' in your eyes I start believin' |
| 00:44:25 |
Let's bring this whisper to a shout |
| 00:44:31 |
Let's duet |
| 00:44:33 |
In ways that make us feel good |
| 00:44:38 |
Put two and two together |
| 00:44:41 |
Perfect harmony we've found |
| 00:44:44 |
We know it's only natural |
| 00:44:48 |
Let's duet |
| 00:44:51 |
I just wanna make out |
| 00:44:54 |
What you're sayin' |
| 00:44:58 |
Read my lips |
| 00:45:05 |
Here I am a-sneakin' up behind you |
| 00:45:11 |
You can always come in |
| 00:45:17 |
Let's duet |
| 00:45:26 |
Darlene, these last three weeks |
| 00:45:31 |
...full and wonderful. |
| 00:45:34 |
We've shared so many activities |
| 00:45:37 |
It's like you understand me |
| 00:45:42 |
I mean, if I- |
| 00:45:51 |
- What is it, Dewey? |
| 00:45:55 |
It's nothing. I'm fine. |
| 00:45:56 |
Nothing? You look like |
| 00:46:01 |
I got a lot of pain in me, Darlene. |
| 00:46:05 |
You should know that. |
| 00:46:06 |
Where does all that pain |
| 00:46:10 |
Did you ever have something |
| 00:46:15 |
...that you accidentally... |
| 00:46:19 |
...killed, or hurt in some way, |
| 00:46:23 |
- No. |
| 00:46:25 |
- Wouldn't that be terrible? |
| 00:46:28 |
I know, right? Exactly. |
| 00:46:31 |
Darling Darlene |
| 00:46:35 |
Darling Darlene |
| 00:46:38 |
I'm in love with you |
| 00:46:42 |
I'm in love with you |
| 00:46:45 |
I'm in love with you |
| 00:46:56 |
Thanks for letting me sleep |
| 00:46:59 |
Gotta sleep somewhere, right? |
| 00:47:03 |
- Dewey, I can't. |
| 00:47:06 |
We both know that the sexual tension |
| 00:47:10 |
Don't you know that I wrestle with |
| 00:47:14 |
I know I shouldn't be saying this |
| 00:47:17 |
...because we're not married |
| 00:47:20 |
...but sometimes I lie awake at night |
| 00:47:26 |
And by "a man's touch," |
| 00:47:30 |
It's just so silly. |
| 00:47:32 |
Oh, that's so silly. |
| 00:47:35 |
- Well, we better get some sleep. |
| 00:47:40 |
Take my hand, Dewey. |
| 00:47:42 |
Let's promise to never, ever give in |
| 00:47:47 |
After all, we're not married. |
| 00:47:58 |
I'm ready for sex. |
| 00:48:08 |
I been waiting for this for so long. |
| 00:48:11 |
Me too. |
| 00:48:13 |
From the moment I laid eyes on you. |
| 00:48:26 |
Oh, my. |
| 00:48:33 |
Dewey, I'm nervous. |
| 00:48:35 |
Don't worry, angel. |
| 00:48:43 |
Whoops-a-daisy. |
| 00:48:47 |
Oh, Dewey. |
| 00:48:48 |
Surprise! |
| 00:48:50 |
Edith! |
| 00:48:52 |
- Who are you? |
| 00:48:56 |
No, you're not. I'm his- |
| 00:49:00 |
- Good Lord, you're already married? |
| 00:49:03 |
Explain to her? You should explain |
| 00:49:07 |
- It's not what it looks like. |
| 00:49:09 |
It's not what it looks like. |
| 00:49:11 |
Not what it looks like to me, |
| 00:49:14 |
It's gotta be the way it looks like |
| 00:49:17 |
We're married. |
| 00:49:18 |
I did the right thing. |
| 00:49:21 |
If you're married, |
| 00:49:24 |
I know, I know, and that was wrong, |
| 00:49:28 |
We were such good friends. |
| 00:49:30 |
You told me about that dream |
| 00:49:33 |
...and that seemed like a signal, |
| 00:49:36 |
I forgot. |
| 00:49:37 |
I'm leaving you, Dewey Cox, |
| 00:49:42 |
No, Edith! Don't go! |
| 00:49:46 |
Oh, well. She's gone now. |
| 00:49:49 |
I'm leaving too. You got the order |
| 00:49:54 |
Darlene, don't go! |
| 00:49:56 |
Edith, don't go either! |
| 00:49:59 |
I made a mistake. |
| 00:50:05 |
Edith! Edith! Edith! |
| 00:50:08 |
- Leave me alone, Dewey. |
| 00:50:10 |
Edith. Cupcake. |
| 00:50:13 |
Baby, you don't know what it's like out |
| 00:50:17 |
Edith, I can't be alone. |
| 00:50:19 |
Maybe you should've thought of that |
| 00:50:23 |
Is that what this is about? |
| 00:50:25 |
Don't you stand there and judge me |
| 00:50:29 |
You are a criminal. |
| 00:50:32 |
What do you mean? |
| 00:50:33 |
It's illegal to be married to two people |
| 00:50:38 |
What about if you're famous? |
| 00:50:41 |
You never done nothing |
| 00:50:43 |
What have I ever done? |
| 00:50:45 |
You woke up in the middle |
| 00:50:48 |
I got up to have my cornflakes, |
| 00:50:50 |
Dewey, you cheated on me! |
| 00:50:52 |
So I'm a cheater, |
| 00:50:55 |
Okay. All right, that's fine, I get it. |
| 00:50:58 |
Guilty as charged. |
| 00:51:01 |
Guilty as charged |
| 00:51:03 |
Don't you dare write a song |
| 00:51:06 |
You know what? Go ahead. |
| 00:51:10 |
All I need is my music. |
| 00:51:12 |
I don't need you. |
| 00:51:14 |
And I don't need you. |
| 00:51:15 |
And I don't need you. |
| 00:51:18 |
And I don't need you. |
| 00:51:19 |
You're just sitting there |
| 00:51:23 |
If anything, you need me. |
| 00:51:26 |
Come on, Miles. |
| 00:51:29 |
Don't you dare take Miles. |
| 00:51:31 |
You can take the children, |
| 00:51:35 |
Fine. |
| 00:51:37 |
Goodbye, Dewey Cox. |
| 00:51:40 |
No! No, come back. |
| 00:51:42 |
Don't leave me, Edith. |
| 00:51:44 |
"Don't leave me, Edith. " |
| 00:51:51 |
That's not a bad title, |
| 00:51:57 |
What have you done? |
| 00:52:05 |
I'm telling you, I've had it. |
| 00:52:08 |
You took her side every time. |
| 00:52:10 |
All you care about is fruit |
| 00:52:15 |
Get out of here. |
| 00:52:17 |
- What y'all doing in here? |
| 00:52:21 |
They're the logical next step for you. |
| 00:52:23 |
I want some of that shit. |
| 00:52:27 |
Good morning, Your Honor. |
| 00:52:36 |
I don't give a damn |
| 00:52:42 |
I stay up all night |
| 00:52:47 |
I'm a wanted man |
| 00:52:50 |
Don't waste your time |
| 00:52:55 |
The cops are sayin' |
| 00:53:00 |
And I'm guilty |
| 00:53:02 |
Guilty |
| 00:53:05 |
I'm guilty as charged |
| 00:53:09 |
Does Dewey seem unhappy to you? |
| 00:53:12 |
He's changed, I tell you, |
| 00:53:15 |
That was early Dewey, |
| 00:53:19 |
Dewey, are you enjoying yourself? |
| 00:53:21 |
What? Oh, I'm sorry. |
| 00:53:25 |
Hey, Dave. I like your girl better, |
| 00:53:28 |
- Well, Dewey, this is my wife. |
| 00:53:32 |
Well, this is Kathy. |
| 00:53:34 |
Come on, darling. |
| 00:53:39 |
Hi there. |
| 00:53:41 |
Guilty |
| 00:53:43 |
I'm guilty as charged |
| 00:53:47 |
I ain't askin' God to forgive my sins |
| 00:53:50 |
Take a good look |
| 00:53:53 |
I'm dancin' with the devil |
| 00:53:56 |
People pay attention to the things |
| 00:53:59 |
Say |
| 00:54:00 |
Hey, Jerry, I'm a long-time listener |
| 00:54:04 |
Yeah, I just wanted to say |
| 00:54:07 |
Am I on the radio right now? |
| 00:54:10 |
I'm guilty as charged |
| 00:54:14 |
If you're sayin' my love is too large |
| 00:54:18 |
Then I'm guilty |
| 00:54:21 |
Goddamn it, |
| 00:54:26 |
Oh, I'm guilty |
| 00:54:27 |
- Freeze! Hands above your head. |
| 00:54:31 |
I'm guilty as charged |
| 00:54:33 |
Stop! |
| 00:54:35 |
You got me. |
| 00:54:36 |
Come on, Mr. Cox. How about it? |
| 00:54:39 |
I'm guilty as charged |
| 00:54:56 |
Cox, you got a visitor. |
| 00:55:01 |
Prison has changed me. |
| 00:55:04 |
I understand the common man |
| 00:55:08 |
I gotta get out of here, so I can |
| 00:55:13 |
But I don't wanna live with them. |
| 00:55:16 |
Lean closer. |
| 00:55:19 |
I'm going to speak to you |
| 00:55:22 |
...so that the guards can't understand |
| 00:55:26 |
There must be something you can do. |
| 00:55:29 |
I'm 21 years old. |
| 00:55:31 |
I got my whole life ahead of me... |
| 00:55:34 |
We think we can get you off. |
| 00:55:38 |
What do I have to do? |
| 00:55:40 |
You gotta go to rehab. |
| 00:55:43 |
- "Rehab"? |
| 00:55:48 |
- Rehab? |
| 00:55:53 |
Doctor! Doctor! |
| 00:55:57 |
- I'm so cold. |
| 00:55:59 |
We need more blankets. |
| 00:56:01 |
Doctor! |
| 00:56:03 |
- I'm so hot! |
| 00:56:06 |
Fewer blankets! |
| 00:56:08 |
I'm hot and cold at the same time! |
| 00:56:10 |
He needs more blankets |
| 00:56:13 |
I'm afraid you're right. |
| 00:56:15 |
Dewey? |
| 00:56:17 |
My wife sends her love... |
| 00:56:19 |
...asshole. |
| 00:56:21 |
Dewey, tall and powerful |
| 00:56:27 |
Dewey, I don't know if you can |
| 00:56:32 |
...but the wrong kid died. |
| 00:56:36 |
Dewey. Do you mind |
| 00:56:39 |
He can't hear you. |
| 00:57:01 |
Are you ready to go home, |
| 00:57:05 |
Darlene. |
| 00:57:07 |
I could never get you |
| 00:57:12 |
Me neither. |
| 00:57:14 |
I could never stop |
| 00:57:17 |
But I wasn't gonna be |
| 00:57:20 |
Now that I'm your only wife though, |
| 00:57:25 |
I'm a new man, Darlene. |
| 00:57:30 |
All these blankets |
| 00:57:33 |
I think you're finally ready to be |
| 00:58:17 |
Let me get this off. |
| 00:58:25 |
I love you. |
| 00:58:27 |
I love you too. |
| 00:58:37 |
Oh, my God. |
| 00:58:49 |
Oh, don't stop. |
| 00:58:52 |
Don't stop. Don't stop, Dewey. |
| 00:58:55 |
Oh, God. |
| 00:58:59 |
Oh, yes! |
| 00:59:12 |
Hey, boys, have you seen Dewey? |
| 00:59:14 |
I think I saw him in the barn |
| 00:59:17 |
I saw him by the creek |
| 00:59:19 |
No, I think he was painting |
| 00:59:28 |
Jerry Garcia, brother, |
| 00:59:31 |
I think I saw him in the study, |
| 00:59:33 |
Thanks, Jerry Garcia. |
| 00:59:36 |
Hey! Casey, Jones, |
| 00:59:45 |
Come on, Dewey. It's almost time |
| 00:59:49 |
All right. It's just- It's hard for me |
| 00:59:54 |
...when I know there's so much |
| 00:59:57 |
- I know. |
| 00:59:59 |
I can't spend all my time |
| 01:00:02 |
I've got to think about |
| 01:00:04 |
Like your family? |
| 01:00:06 |
No, I mean, like, people that's having |
| 01:00:11 |
Like women and midgets and such. |
| 01:00:13 |
I mean, it's 1966, Darlene. |
| 01:00:20 |
...I'm feeling it. |
| 01:00:22 |
I know. The '60s are an important |
| 01:00:26 |
Aren't they? It's like there's |
| 01:00:29 |
And what it is ain't exactly... |
| 01:00:35 |
...obvious. |
| 01:00:36 |
I have to try to help people |
| 01:00:39 |
Some people are saying that your new |
| 01:00:43 |
Well, maybe Bob Dylan |
| 01:00:45 |
How come nobody |
| 01:00:47 |
"Why you sound |
| 01:00:49 |
Mailboxes drip like lampposts in |
| 01:00:57 |
Rimjob fairy teapots |
| 01:01:01 |
Oh, say can you see 'em? |
| 01:01:04 |
Stuffed cabbage is the darling |
| 01:01:09 |
The mouse with the overbite explained |
| 01:01:13 |
What the hell is this song about? |
| 01:01:16 |
I have no idea. |
| 01:01:18 |
You guys are idiots. |
| 01:01:22 |
Inside the three-eyed monkey |
| 01:01:29 |
What do your parents think about |
| 01:01:31 |
What do your parents think about |
| 01:01:37 |
All the elevator buttons |
| 01:01:41 |
So incredibly high |
| 01:01:44 |
I stand today for the midget |
| 01:01:48 |
Half the size of a regular guy |
| 01:01:52 |
Let me hold you, little man |
| 01:01:56 |
As the parade passes by |
| 01:02:00 |
Let me hold you, little man |
| 01:02:04 |
We'll make believe you can fly |
| 01:02:07 |
You shout for me to put you down |
| 01:02:12 |
But I'm marching today |
| 01:02:15 |
I'm banging the drum |
| 01:02:19 |
When they remake The Wizard of Oz |
| 01:02:24 |
So let me hold you, midget man |
| 01:02:28 |
Pretend that you're flying in space |
| 01:02:32 |
Let me hold you, midget man |
| 01:02:36 |
So the dog will stop licking your face |
| 01:02:39 |
Sing with me! |
| 01:02:43 |
Sing it! |
| 01:02:44 |
Mr. Cox, why are you going to India? |
| 01:02:46 |
Well, I'm searching for something, |
| 01:02:50 |
I'm fixing to do some meditating |
| 01:02:53 |
And Dewey Cox needs India |
| 01:02:56 |
...and, heck, I reckon India |
| 01:03:01 |
Only through meditation can we |
| 01:03:07 |
We're nothing but grains of sand. |
| 01:03:11 |
That was freaking transcendental, |
| 01:03:13 |
- Don't you agree, John Lennon? |
| 01:03:16 |
With meditation there's no limit |
| 01:03:19 |
...imagine. |
| 01:03:21 |
What do you think, George Harrison? |
| 01:03:23 |
I don't know. I'm just trying to get some |
| 01:03:27 |
And as Ringo Starr, |
| 01:03:30 |
I just like to have fun. |
| 01:03:34 |
- I like the little one. |
| 01:03:36 |
Reminds me when we, the Beatles, |
| 01:03:40 |
- From Liverpool. |
| 01:03:42 |
We used to play those dark clubs |
| 01:03:46 |
Of course I do, I booked them. |
| 01:03:51 |
Well, I have to say I like your stuff. |
| 01:03:54 |
And most of your records, |
| 01:03:57 |
We're big fans of your records too. |
| 01:03:59 |
We like to think that Hard Day's Night |
| 01:04:02 |
- Great record. |
| 01:04:04 |
- We learned a lot from you. |
| 01:04:06 |
- We're big fans of y'all. |
| 01:04:08 |
You're almost as good as the Monkees. |
| 01:04:12 |
I think I might adjourn to another |
| 01:04:16 |
- Do you care to join me? |
| 01:04:19 |
Care to join us for some LSD? |
| 01:04:21 |
- Built by scientists, it is. |
| 01:04:25 |
Gotta check with headquarters. |
| 01:04:27 |
Come on, Dewey Cox. |
| 01:04:30 |
Open your mind to a new experience, |
| 01:04:33 |
...like we do, |
| 01:04:35 |
Let him decide. |
| 01:04:38 |
He doesn't have to listen to you. |
| 01:04:41 |
Don't tell me what to say |
| 01:04:43 |
I'm sick of you being so dark when I'm |
| 01:04:48 |
Hey, everyone, |
| 01:04:51 |
Paul's a big fat cunt. |
| 01:04:53 |
Don't know why you |
| 01:04:56 |
You know, I just sit here while me |
| 01:04:59 |
You are the quiet one, |
| 01:05:02 |
I've got a song about an octopus. |
| 01:05:04 |
Jam it up your ass. You're lucky |
| 01:05:07 |
Wow, seems like there's a rift |
| 01:05:11 |
I wonder if your songs will |
| 01:05:14 |
- Great sod. |
| 01:05:16 |
You bastard! You sissy. |
| 01:05:17 |
Beatles. Please stop fighting |
| 01:05:21 |
No, no, let them go. |
| 01:05:23 |
Taste it. |
| 01:05:24 |
Right there in the bollocks. |
| 01:05:26 |
- Bastard! |
| 01:05:29 |
Dewey, you been living clean |
| 01:05:32 |
...and it's done you a world of good, |
| 01:05:35 |
I know I've had trouble |
| 01:05:37 |
But I'm addicted to coke, weed, booze, |
| 01:05:42 |
Nobody gets addicted to LSD. |
| 01:05:45 |
It was invented by scientists. |
| 01:05:48 |
I heard that doing LSD |
| 01:05:51 |
I ain't got no demons |
| 01:05:56 |
If you promise |
| 01:06:01 |
Okay. |
| 01:06:03 |
Let's go drop acid with the Beatles. |
| 01:06:16 |
Hello, Dewey. |
| 01:06:18 |
Welcome to your LSD trip. |
| 01:06:21 |
Where everything's a cartoon. |
| 01:06:23 |
We're the trippy cartoon Beatles. |
| 01:06:26 |
Look at that. It's a flying fish. |
| 01:06:29 |
Totally trippy! |
| 01:06:32 |
Wow, this LSD's all right. |
| 01:06:34 |
I like being a trippy cartoon. |
| 01:06:37 |
Just keep thinking |
| 01:06:39 |
I'd hate for this |
| 01:06:45 |
What's that scary music? |
| 01:06:47 |
I had an unhappy thought. |
| 01:06:50 |
It's a bad trip. |
| 01:06:51 |
Bad trip, bad trip! |
| 01:06:53 |
Help! Trippy machete! |
| 01:06:57 |
Oh, fuck me. |
| 01:07:01 |
I guess I do have some demons. |
| 01:07:03 |
You all right, Cox? |
| 01:07:05 |
I don't know. |
| 01:07:07 |
Do you want some more LSD? |
| 01:07:09 |
Yeah. I think I do. |
| 01:07:18 |
Mr. Schwartzberg, you're his long-time |
| 01:07:22 |
Well, what's the problem? |
| 01:07:24 |
He's been on that trampoline |
| 01:07:27 |
You have got to talk some sense |
| 01:07:32 |
Dewey, as your manager, |
| 01:07:36 |
I think the LSD has changed you. |
| 01:07:39 |
It has changed me. |
| 01:07:42 |
I'm reinventing music. |
| 01:07:44 |
I'm creating something new |
| 01:07:47 |
You've recorded the same song for |
| 01:07:51 |
Because this record is different |
| 01:07:54 |
I told you. This is going to be |
| 01:07:56 |
The one I'm remembered by. |
| 01:07:59 |
What brother? |
| 01:08:00 |
Nothing. Never mind. It's private. |
| 01:08:03 |
I've got this sound in my head |
| 01:08:06 |
I can't find it on this human plane of |
| 01:08:11 |
But I'll tell you what, |
| 01:08:22 |
You guys should make friends. |
| 01:08:25 |
Professor, good morning. |
| 01:08:29 |
I've just been outside, |
| 01:08:31 |
What we're going to do is |
| 01:08:35 |
...in our minds, silently. |
| 01:08:37 |
And... |
| 01:08:39 |
...begin. |
| 01:08:41 |
As we sit here together |
| 01:08:43 |
...on our beautiful trampoline... |
| 01:08:45 |
...I think we should take a moment to |
| 01:08:50 |
Gobble, gobble, gobble. |
| 01:08:53 |
"Hi, I'm just a little turkey. " |
| 01:08:55 |
Just cut the damn bird, boy. |
| 01:08:58 |
Dewey? Can we just enjoy |
| 01:09:02 |
You think you're so great |
| 01:09:07 |
...on your trampoline. |
| 01:09:09 |
You're the black sheep |
| 01:09:11 |
You call yourself a Cox. |
| 01:09:13 |
Until you get right with Jesus... |
| 01:09:15 |
...you'll never be nothing |
| 01:09:23 |
Nothing I do will ever please you, |
| 01:09:26 |
We're both Cox, Pa. |
| 01:09:30 |
I've got 137 musicians |
| 01:09:33 |
You'll have to excuse me. |
| 01:09:36 |
Dewey, watch the turkey. |
| 01:09:44 |
I wasn't dreaming |
| 01:09:46 |
Barely awake |
| 01:09:49 |
Off to the grinder we stroll |
| 01:09:53 |
This is not a good song. |
| 01:09:55 |
It's like five songs on top |
| 01:09:59 |
Not even a song. |
| 01:10:02 |
Just let him work it out. |
| 01:10:04 |
Masterpieces take time. |
| 01:10:07 |
Do you hear that? |
| 01:10:09 |
...more than I am on this damn song. |
| 01:10:17 |
Well? |
| 01:10:18 |
That was beautiful, Dewey. |
| 01:10:21 |
Yeah, even the goat was perfect. |
| 01:10:24 |
Yeah, the goat was good. |
| 01:10:27 |
Oh, they were tangy. |
| 01:10:29 |
Unbelievably tangy. |
| 01:10:31 |
No, guys, the strings were not tangy! |
| 01:10:34 |
Am I crazy? |
| 01:10:36 |
Let's do one more time. |
| 01:10:39 |
I want it really tangy this time. |
| 01:10:42 |
Bushmen, make it sound like |
| 01:10:46 |
Back off the goat |
| 01:10:48 |
I wanna hear his heart, not his soul. |
| 01:10:50 |
Sam, go back to that thing you did |
| 01:10:53 |
- What did I do? |
| 01:10:57 |
- Yeah, right. |
| 01:10:59 |
What on earth is a velvet pancake? |
| 01:11:02 |
It's the LSD. |
| 01:11:07 |
From the top of the overture. |
| 01:11:10 |
"Black Sheep," take 112. |
| 01:11:13 |
One, and a two, |
| 01:11:19 |
I just close my eyes |
| 01:11:22 |
Much to my surprise |
| 01:11:26 |
That I used to be |
| 01:11:30 |
Bye-bye, white brother |
| 01:11:33 |
This black sheep gotta roll |
| 01:11:37 |
It's on the beat! |
| 01:11:40 |
I just open up |
| 01:11:42 |
Though my heart is half |
| 01:11:47 |
That tickles. |
| 01:11:50 |
Bye-bye, pastures of plenty |
| 01:11:55 |
I don't know where I will |
| 01:11:58 |
- Roam |
| 01:12:02 |
Like that, with some urgency. |
| 01:12:04 |
Not, "I'm in the yard. |
| 01:12:08 |
Like, "I'm about to die. " Like that. |
| 01:12:12 |
The blade has been swung |
| 01:12:14 |
Black sheep, black sheep |
| 01:12:19 |
All right? Here we go. |
| 01:12:23 |
Push. Push, baby, push. |
| 01:12:25 |
- Are we recording this? |
| 01:12:27 |
Well, we should be. Get a microphone. |
| 01:12:30 |
Push. |
| 01:12:32 |
Push! Push! |
| 01:12:36 |
I'm losin' my fleece from tryin' |
| 01:12:39 |
I'm losin' no sleep |
| 01:12:43 |
Why shouldn't I keep from cryin'? |
| 01:12:48 |
Cryin' |
| 01:12:50 |
I'm losin' my fleece from tryin' |
| 01:12:54 |
I'm losin' no sleep |
| 01:12:57 |
Why shouldn't I keep from cry-? |
| 01:13:06 |
It's still not finished yet. |
| 01:13:08 |
I'm hearing more |
| 01:13:13 |
And I want an army of didgeridoos. |
| 01:13:17 |
Folks, can we have a moment |
| 01:13:22 |
What the hell are these songs about? |
| 01:13:25 |
You're singing about |
| 01:13:29 |
I'm working something out. |
| 01:13:32 |
Well, what are you working out? |
| 01:13:34 |
It's secret. |
| 01:13:36 |
That's what metaphor means. Secret. |
| 01:13:39 |
I just don't see why you gotta |
| 01:13:42 |
Why don't we just go in there, lay down |
| 01:13:46 |
Yeah, why can't we just walk hard? |
| 01:13:49 |
What do we need |
| 01:13:51 |
I don't need people around me |
| 01:13:55 |
So if you don't like it, |
| 01:13:59 |
Dewey? |
| 01:14:01 |
Are you saying |
| 01:14:04 |
Not unless you can open your mind |
| 01:14:12 |
Fuck you, Dewey! |
| 01:14:14 |
Yeah, fuck you, Dewey. |
| 01:14:16 |
In 20 years not once have you |
| 01:14:19 |
You don't think we like |
| 01:14:22 |
And you never once paid for drugs. |
| 01:14:25 |
You pay that chimp |
| 01:14:28 |
I had to borrow from the chimp |
| 01:14:31 |
And those stupid Siamese glass cats |
| 01:14:36 |
I don't want any more |
| 01:14:39 |
The Siamese cat is a symbol of nobility |
| 01:14:42 |
Fuck nobility! |
| 01:14:43 |
Fuck ancient Egypt. |
| 01:14:45 |
Fuck cats! |
| 01:14:47 |
And you never paid for drugs. |
| 01:14:50 |
Not once. |
| 01:14:51 |
You slept with my wife. |
| 01:14:53 |
You slept with me too! |
| 01:14:54 |
And I've had confused feelings |
| 01:14:58 |
And you never once paid for drugs. |
| 01:15:02 |
Not once. |
| 01:15:03 |
You're on your own, Dewey Cox. |
| 01:15:06 |
We're leaving. |
| 01:15:09 |
Well, I guess this is the end of |
| 01:15:28 |
What's happened to you, |
| 01:15:30 |
Stay out of this, Darlene! |
| 01:15:32 |
You're driving away the people |
| 01:15:34 |
I don't need anybody, Darlene. |
| 01:15:37 |
All I need is my music. |
| 01:15:39 |
This ain't about your music, Dewey. |
| 01:15:44 |
Honey, I told you |
| 01:15:47 |
As soon as the record's done. |
| 01:15:49 |
Look, you can't rush a masterpiece. |
| 01:15:55 |
You need to take a break. You need |
| 01:15:58 |
Otherwise what? |
| 01:16:00 |
Otherwise I can't be married |
| 01:16:04 |
I know you don't mean that. |
| 01:16:06 |
I believe you know that I do. |
| 01:16:13 |
Okay. |
| 01:16:15 |
- Okay? |
| 01:16:19 |
You'll take a break? |
| 01:16:21 |
I will take a break. |
| 01:16:23 |
And you'll quit the drugs? |
| 01:16:25 |
And I will quit the drugs. |
| 01:16:28 |
Dewey! |
| 01:16:30 |
Oh, baby. I've been praying |
| 01:16:35 |
- What did you just put in your mouth? |
| 01:16:38 |
- You ain't chewing no gum. |
| 01:16:42 |
- What did you put in your mouth? |
| 01:16:45 |
Oh, you just said-! |
| 01:16:50 |
I'm going to town! |
| 01:16:59 |
Get out of the road, you jerk! |
| 01:17:01 |
Hey! |
| 01:17:04 |
Hey! What's going on? |
| 01:17:16 |
There he is! |
| 01:17:22 |
Dewey! Get off that building! |
| 01:17:29 |
Dewey Cox, you give me no choice. |
| 01:17:33 |
It breaks my heart, |
| 01:17:39 |
I'm Zeus! |
| 01:17:42 |
No mortal can stop me! I'm Zeus! |
| 01:17:49 |
- Rehab? |
| 01:18:02 |
Nate! |
| 01:18:07 |
Nate? |
| 01:18:08 |
This is what I'd look like |
| 01:18:11 |
...and perhaps hadn't been murdered, |
| 01:18:14 |
I just came to tell you |
| 01:18:18 |
I know. |
| 01:18:19 |
I've fallen again. |
| 01:18:21 |
Listen to yourself. |
| 01:18:24 |
If I was alive right now, I'd be the |
| 01:18:27 |
I'd be on the moon, walking around |
| 01:18:31 |
- What? |
| 01:18:34 |
Because I was better than you. |
| 01:18:36 |
When I played the piano, |
| 01:18:38 |
Well, you think |
| 01:18:40 |
Since you're gone |
| 01:18:43 |
Oh, you got no sense of smell? |
| 01:18:45 |
You can't smell anything? |
| 01:18:49 |
I got no sense of having legs, |
| 01:18:51 |
I have no life! |
| 01:18:55 |
...I'm not gonna point out |
| 01:18:57 |
...decided to murder me |
| 01:18:59 |
- Nate. |
| 01:19:02 |
I can't even masturbate. You ever try |
| 01:19:08 |
I'm just trying to say |
| 01:19:11 |
You need to get out of that bathtub. |
| 01:19:20 |
Is he almost done |
| 01:19:22 |
He just reached the '70s. |
| 01:19:43 |
Schwartzy, I don't know. I don't know. |
| 01:19:47 |
I got the song block. |
| 01:19:48 |
Song block. |
| 01:19:49 |
I don't need to write any new songs. |
| 01:19:51 |
I'll just do my old ones. We'll do |
| 01:19:55 |
Dewey, "Walk Hard" |
| 01:19:58 |
Well, a lot of people like |
| 01:20:01 |
Old people like your old songs. |
| 01:20:03 |
May I make a suggestion? |
| 01:20:04 |
Are you familiar with |
| 01:20:07 |
- The television show? |
| 01:20:10 |
They wanna do the same kind |
| 01:20:13 |
I'm a serious musician. |
| 01:20:17 |
Well, why can't you be both? Look |
| 01:20:20 |
Well, I do love Hee Haw. |
| 01:20:22 |
Television, Dewey. It's the way |
| 01:20:26 |
All right. You call them back today... |
| 01:20:29 |
...and you tell Mr. CBS... |
| 01:20:32 |
...that I will do it if I have |
| 01:20:35 |
Dewey, you can't have |
| 01:20:40 |
Okay. |
| 01:20:41 |
All right, let's just do it then. |
| 01:20:44 |
I'm bored. |
| 01:20:47 |
Live from Burbank, California. |
| 01:20:50 |
It's The Dewey Cox Show. |
| 01:20:52 |
And now your host, Dewey Cox! |
| 01:20:57 |
- Walk hard |
| 01:21:00 |
- Hard |
| 01:21:01 |
Down life's rocky road |
| 01:21:05 |
- Walk bold |
| 01:21:07 |
- Hard |
| 01:21:09 |
That's my creed |
| 01:21:11 |
My code |
| 01:21:13 |
I been scorned and slandered |
| 01:21:17 |
Had to suffer every day |
| 01:21:21 |
Seen my share of the worst |
| 01:21:25 |
But I still got a dream |
| 01:21:29 |
Walk hard |
| 01:21:33 |
Walk hard |
| 01:21:36 |
Thank you, ladies and gentlemen. |
| 01:21:38 |
We've got a great one. |
| 01:21:40 |
To get things rolling, |
| 01:21:43 |
...a model I think is pretty super: |
| 01:21:51 |
Well, hello, Cheryl. |
| 01:21:54 |
Well, thanks so much, sir. |
| 01:21:56 |
Cheryl, you know, you remind me |
| 01:22:00 |
Why is that? |
| 01:22:02 |
Because you're |
| 01:22:07 |
Just kidding. |
| 01:22:14 |
Would you do me the honor |
| 01:22:16 |
Well, I thought you'd never ask, |
| 01:22:21 |
Baby, come as you are |
| 01:22:26 |
And I'll take you in |
| 01:22:30 |
You're rejected and hurt |
| 01:22:32 |
To me you're worth |
| 01:22:37 |
You don't have to be a star, baby |
| 01:22:42 |
To be in my show |
| 01:22:45 |
Good night, everybody. |
| 01:22:54 |
Good show. |
| 01:22:59 |
- You ready, Dewey? |
| 01:23:01 |
"Who Wants to Party?" |
| 01:23:10 |
Hey, hey |
| 01:23:14 |
Hey, hey |
| 01:23:18 |
Hey, hey |
| 01:23:24 |
I don't know. I'll see you in a minute. |
| 01:23:27 |
All right. Everybody good? |
| 01:23:30 |
Whoa, Dewey. |
| 01:23:32 |
Thanks, Patrick Duffy from Dallas. |
| 01:23:35 |
- Have sex with anybody you want. |
| 01:23:38 |
- Hey! |
| 01:23:40 |
Oh, my God, your show is such a hit. |
| 01:23:44 |
Well, thank you, Morgan Fairchild, |
| 01:23:48 |
Just kidding. We're gonna |
| 01:23:51 |
- Oh, you do that, honey. |
| 01:23:53 |
Hey, you. Are you gonna |
| 01:23:57 |
Well, you bet, |
| 01:23:59 |
Hey there, Little Miss Cox-Tiegs. |
| 01:24:02 |
Have you met my new wife, |
| 01:24:04 |
We've met, yes. |
| 01:24:06 |
Isn't that funny? |
| 01:24:08 |
Yeah. We're aware of that. |
| 01:24:12 |
That is hilarious. |
| 01:24:14 |
Hey, hey |
| 01:24:17 |
I don't know what they're |
| 01:24:20 |
Because I have plenty of energy, |
| 01:24:25 |
Look, I gave up politics |
| 01:24:28 |
You know, let somebody else march. |
| 01:24:32 |
I'm on the beach. |
| 01:24:35 |
Billy, don't be a hero |
| 01:24:38 |
Don't be a fool with your life |
| 01:24:44 |
Do me, Dewey. |
| 01:24:50 |
I can't, Cheryl Ladd, |
| 01:24:54 |
Oh, I should've been your guest star |
| 01:24:57 |
It could've been me. |
| 01:25:00 |
"It could've been me. " |
| 01:25:02 |
It could have been me |
| 01:25:06 |
Stay in it. Stay in it. |
| 01:25:09 |
It could've been me |
| 01:25:17 |
Rocky ro- |
| 01:25:20 |
No! You're repeating yourself! |
| 01:25:24 |
Why can't I write |
| 01:25:28 |
I love the nightlife |
| 01:25:31 |
On the disco 'round |
| 01:25:34 |
Oh, yeah |
| 01:25:36 |
I told you |
| 01:25:39 |
I got to boogie |
| 01:25:40 |
On the disco 'round |
| 01:25:44 |
I'll tell you, I've never been |
| 01:25:47 |
Living here in this beautiful |
| 01:25:51 |
...my beautiful Cheryl Cox-Tiegs. |
| 01:25:53 |
The ratings are great. |
| 01:25:57 |
Yeah, I've been looking for something |
| 01:26:01 |
I'm finally truly satisfied. |
| 01:26:10 |
Goodbye, love |
| 01:26:14 |
Goodbye, love |
| 01:26:18 |
You are not going home. |
| 01:26:22 |
Forever. |
| 01:26:24 |
Because you're the only one |
| 01:26:26 |
Everyone else got sick of it |
| 01:26:28 |
...but you stuck around, |
| 01:26:37 |
There's a starman waiting in the sky |
| 01:26:41 |
He'd like to come and meet us |
| 01:26:43 |
But he thinks he'd blow our minds |
| 01:26:45 |
There's a starman waiting in the sky |
| 01:26:49 |
He's told us not to blow it |
| 01:26:53 |
He told me |
| 01:26:54 |
Let the children use it |
| 01:26:58 |
Let all the children boogie |
| 01:27:00 |
Goddamn it! |
| 01:27:04 |
I mean, what do I have to do |
| 01:27:07 |
And then huge laugh and we go |
| 01:27:11 |
Hey. |
| 01:27:13 |
Great rehearsal, Dewey. |
| 01:27:15 |
Thank you. |
| 01:27:17 |
We're getting our ass kicked |
| 01:27:20 |
Well, last night's episode |
| 01:27:23 |
They revealed that the Incredible Hulk |
| 01:27:27 |
And he's not green. He's red. |
| 01:27:28 |
I know. It was amazing. |
| 01:27:31 |
You can't compete with that. |
| 01:27:34 |
Here's what we'll do. We'll introduce |
| 01:27:38 |
I got a girl here to interview you. |
| 01:27:43 |
I don't know. |
| 01:27:46 |
Bubbe, it's a puff piece. |
| 01:27:49 |
All you have to do |
| 01:27:51 |
...you're not mainlining acid anymore. |
| 01:27:55 |
- You're having fun. |
| 01:27:56 |
It's on every Thursday night |
| 01:27:59 |
"It's on every Thursday night after your |
| 01:28:03 |
- Anymore. |
| 01:28:05 |
- Whatever you're comfortable with. |
| 01:28:09 |
So don't be afraid. " |
| 01:28:11 |
Why don't you tell us about |
| 01:28:13 |
Gail, it's a variety show. |
| 01:28:16 |
I do some singing, some dancing, |
| 01:28:19 |
...the skits, the monologues, |
| 01:28:22 |
Wonderful. Comedy. |
| 01:28:23 |
It really is a lot of fun. |
| 01:28:26 |
We'll have more fun when we come |
| 01:28:30 |
Don't go away. |
| 01:28:34 |
Okay, you know what, I gotta tell you, |
| 01:28:37 |
I know what it's like to be on |
| 01:28:41 |
- ... because I'm hosting one right now. |
| 01:28:44 |
Must wanna blow your fucking |
| 01:28:49 |
And we're back |
| 01:28:51 |
We're talking about the fun |
| 01:28:54 |
But right now, let's talk about your |
| 01:28:58 |
Darlene and I separated |
| 01:29:01 |
Oh, okay. Guess I didn't |
| 01:29:03 |
And to answer your question, |
| 01:29:06 |
Well, that's sweet. |
| 01:29:07 |
Why don't we talk about your parents? |
| 01:29:11 |
Well, my mom is dead. |
| 01:29:13 |
And my pa and I don't |
| 01:29:18 |
...so we're not very close. |
| 01:29:22 |
We can always cut around this |
| 01:29:25 |
Tell us about your kids. |
| 01:29:28 |
I'm locked in a custody battle |
| 01:29:31 |
Custody is being forced upon me, |
| 01:29:34 |
You know, if you don't want |
| 01:29:37 |
...you should be able to walk away... |
| 01:29:40 |
...and apparently a couple of my |
| 01:29:44 |
Wherever my kids are, they're watching |
| 01:29:47 |
...on Thursday nights at 8:00, |
| 01:29:50 |
And I just wanted to say |
| 01:29:52 |
...I'm no longer mainlining acid |
| 01:29:55 |
It's official. |
| 01:29:58 |
Okay. Why don't we lighten it up |
| 01:30:01 |
You're so busy, Dewey Cox, do you |
| 01:30:06 |
I've got no fucking sense of smell. |
| 01:30:08 |
All right, I'm done. |
| 01:30:10 |
- Come on, folks. Do a little research. |
| 01:30:15 |
I'm sorry, I must be tired |
| 01:30:18 |
- It's okay. |
| 01:30:21 |
No, it's not okay. |
| 01:30:24 |
We're in no rush. |
| 01:30:27 |
Should we get an |
| 01:30:29 |
No, that won't help. I mean, |
| 01:30:33 |
There's three of you. |
| 01:30:35 |
- Yeah. |
| 01:30:41 |
Yeah. |
| 01:30:44 |
- Dewey. |
| 01:30:46 |
You were supposed to be double great. |
| 01:30:50 |
- I know. |
| 01:30:52 |
...is that you write one |
| 01:30:54 |
...that is the culmination |
| 01:30:57 |
How hard is that? |
| 01:30:58 |
I'm empty, Nate. What do I do? |
| 01:31:02 |
Dewey, who's the one person in your |
| 01:31:07 |
- Pa. |
| 01:31:10 |
- I don't know. |
| 01:31:13 |
I have been putting this off |
| 01:31:18 |
...but I think you might be right. |
| 01:31:22 |
The wrong kid died |
| 01:31:27 |
Hello, Pa. |
| 01:31:33 |
What do you want? |
| 01:31:34 |
I feel like there's some things |
| 01:31:37 |
Well, go on. Talk. |
| 01:31:40 |
I've realized that... |
| 01:31:43 |
...I never really said I was sorry |
| 01:31:48 |
Pa, I've spent my entire life... |
| 01:31:51 |
...trying to find love with wives... |
| 01:31:54 |
...and hotel clerks... |
| 01:31:56 |
...and tollbooth attendants... |
| 01:31:59 |
...and giraffes and monkeys |
| 01:32:02 |
...and men who dress like women |
| 01:32:06 |
And I realized the only person |
| 01:32:12 |
...was you, Pa. |
| 01:32:16 |
Dewey, I don't know what to say. |
| 01:32:19 |
You don't have to say anything, Pa. |
| 01:32:21 |
I just wanted to come here |
| 01:32:25 |
...and I always have. |
| 01:32:29 |
I appreciate you finding the courage |
| 01:32:36 |
But there's only one way |
| 01:32:40 |
- Machetes. |
| 01:32:42 |
The right kid is gonna die tonight. |
| 01:32:48 |
You've been practicing! |
| 01:33:06 |
No, Pa. No! |
| 01:33:08 |
I been waiting for this |
| 01:33:11 |
You have? |
| 01:33:19 |
Oh, no. |
| 01:33:21 |
Oh, my goodness! |
| 01:33:23 |
I halved myself. |
| 01:33:25 |
Pa! No, Pa! |
| 01:33:28 |
Dewey, I guess I never realized |
| 01:33:32 |
...just how easy it is to accidentally |
| 01:33:38 |
It is, right? |
| 01:33:39 |
I'm sorry for blaming you, Dewey. |
| 01:33:42 |
Of course you didn't mean |
| 01:33:45 |
It's all so obvious now. |
| 01:33:47 |
Pa. |
| 01:33:49 |
I should've been a better father |
| 01:33:51 |
I wish I spent more time |
| 01:33:55 |
...and less time training my body |
| 01:34:00 |
You be a better father |
| 01:34:04 |
I'll try, Pa. |
| 01:34:05 |
It shouldn't be that hard. |
| 01:34:07 |
In case I don't make it- |
| 01:34:08 |
Pa! You're gonna make it! |
| 01:34:12 |
They got all kinds of new procedures |
| 01:34:16 |
Hang in there! You're gonna be fine! |
| 01:34:18 |
I reckon you're probably right. |
| 01:34:22 |
- ... and bring me some ice, a lot of ice. |
| 01:34:25 |
And a tourniquet. |
| 01:34:27 |
- All right, ice and a tourniquet? |
| 01:34:30 |
- And a tourniquet. |
| 01:34:33 |
And you know those three words |
| 01:34:36 |
Well, here they are. |
| 01:34:38 |
I love... |
| 01:34:42 |
You love what? |
| 01:34:44 |
Pa, you love what? |
| 01:34:46 |
What was the third word? |
| 01:34:49 |
Come on, one more word! |
| 01:34:50 |
No! |
| 01:34:54 |
I want all you fucking parasites |
| 01:34:58 |
...right now! |
| 01:34:59 |
I said, everybody out! |
| 01:35:03 |
Well, look at you, |
| 01:35:06 |
- How dare you. |
| 01:35:09 |
I don't know what's happened to me, |
| 01:35:13 |
Patrick Duffy took a beating. |
| 01:35:17 |
Stop it, Dewey, you son of a bitch. |
| 01:35:22 |
Stop it! Patrick Duffy was only |
| 01:35:25 |
You get the hell away from me, |
| 01:35:32 |
If you tear that sink off the wall, |
| 01:35:35 |
- Oh, yeah? |
| 01:35:40 |
I'm leaving you, Dewey Cox. |
| 01:35:43 |
No! |
| 01:36:32 |
Dad? |
| 01:36:36 |
Yes, what is it, son? |
| 01:36:39 |
I was just wondering |
| 01:36:43 |
A catch? |
| 01:36:47 |
Son... |
| 01:36:49 |
...there is nothing in this world |
| 01:36:54 |
...than to have a catch with you. |
| 01:36:58 |
Son, forgive me, |
| 01:37:03 |
...but what is your name again? |
| 01:37:05 |
I'm Dewey Junior, |
| 01:37:09 |
Well... |
| 01:37:14 |
It's nice to formally meet you, |
| 01:37:18 |
So this is catch. |
| 01:37:22 |
This is what I been missing out |
| 01:37:25 |
I like it, it's wonderful. You throw |
| 01:37:29 |
It's so simple, and yet so powerful. |
| 01:37:34 |
Boy, you're really terrible |
| 01:37:36 |
Well, I mean, you never really |
| 01:37:39 |
How am I supposed to learn? |
| 01:37:43 |
Yes, he does. |
| 01:37:45 |
Well, I reckon we got some lost time |
| 01:37:49 |
And all your brothers and sisters. |
| 01:37:52 |
Twenty-two brothers and sisters. And |
| 01:37:57 |
Holy shit. |
| 01:37:59 |
This may take a while. |
| 01:38:03 |
That's real good. |
| 01:38:08 |
So beautiful. |
| 01:38:15 |
Are you sure you're one of mine? |
| 01:38:42 |
Go ahead and taste some dirt. |
| 01:38:44 |
That's good dirt. That's good dirt. |
| 01:38:46 |
On the surface, |
| 01:38:49 |
But what is the subtext? |
| 01:38:50 |
A power struggle for the Scottish |
| 01:38:53 |
I just gave you it. |
| 01:39:02 |
Yeah. |
| 01:39:16 |
Hello, Dewey. |
| 01:39:18 |
Darlene. |
| 01:39:20 |
It's Dewina's birthday. I brought her |
| 01:39:26 |
How's Glen Campbell? |
| 01:39:28 |
He and I split up a long time ago. |
| 01:39:30 |
Really? |
| 01:39:32 |
It's just me these days. |
| 01:39:34 |
At age 50. |
| 01:39:36 |
Would you care to take a walk |
| 01:39:41 |
I haven't been playing much music. |
| 01:39:44 |
I realize now I wasn't much of a father |
| 01:39:49 |
Now this is what makes me happy. |
| 01:39:51 |
Not the music, not getting high... |
| 01:39:55 |
...just my family. |
| 01:39:58 |
That's all I care about. |
| 01:39:59 |
And that family is missing one piece, |
| 01:40:03 |
My God, you're as beautiful |
| 01:40:11 |
You don't want this dirty old Cox. |
| 01:40:14 |
Oh, I want it more than ever. |
| 01:40:20 |
Did you wash your hair today? |
| 01:40:22 |
I sure did. How could you tell? |
| 01:40:25 |
It smells terrific. |
| 01:40:35 |
I smelt it. |
| 01:40:37 |
You mean...? |
| 01:40:40 |
I smelt it! |
| 01:40:43 |
I can smell again! |
| 01:40:47 |
I smelt it! |
| 01:40:49 |
- I smell you. |
| 01:40:52 |
Oh, you've been driving me wild. |
| 01:40:54 |
I smelt it! I smelt it! |
| 01:40:57 |
I smelt it, God! |
| 01:40:59 |
It's a miracle! |
| 01:41:01 |
I smell you, flowers. |
| 01:41:04 |
I smell you, twig. |
| 01:41:07 |
I smell horseshit! |
| 01:41:12 |
It's horrible! |
| 01:41:14 |
- But I can smell it! |
| 01:41:17 |
I smelt it. |
| 01:41:24 |
Anyway, that's when I learned... |
| 01:41:27 |
...that Quaaludes and water-skiing |
| 01:41:31 |
Now, you remember that. |
| 01:41:32 |
How come you did all of that stuff, |
| 01:41:35 |
Well, Dewey Rahim, I'll tell you. |
| 01:41:40 |
I didn't understand a lot of things. |
| 01:41:43 |
Think it had to do with how |
| 01:41:46 |
But, you know, I got no complaints. |
| 01:41:49 |
It's been a beautiful ride. |
| 01:41:52 |
A beautiful ride? |
| 01:41:56 |
A beautiful ride. |
| 01:42:00 |
Dewey, sweetheart, |
| 01:42:06 |
Mr. Cox. |
| 01:42:09 |
I'm sorry, have we met? |
| 01:42:11 |
You worked with my father, |
| 01:42:15 |
You're Mr. L'Chaim's boy? |
| 01:42:16 |
Dreidel L'Chaim, that's me. |
| 01:42:19 |
Well, it's nice to see you again, |
| 01:42:22 |
The pleasure's all mine. |
| 01:42:23 |
Listen, Mr. Cox, |
| 01:42:27 |
I never rock a fella |
| 01:42:30 |
While she's sittin' in between |
| 01:42:33 |
Must be those pair of double-Ds |
| 01:42:35 |
That got a nigga sittin' |
| 01:42:38 |
Time to play |
| 01:42:40 |
Tell me how I feel |
| 01:42:42 |
- I wanna make you fuckin' |
| 01:42:46 |
I'm so wet, I gotta make you |
| 01:42:48 |
Hard |
| 01:42:54 |
Mr. L'Chaim, how could you |
| 01:42:57 |
...with my husband's music? |
| 01:42:58 |
Through the roof, we're selling. |
| 01:43:00 |
Lil' Nutzzak. That's the rapper. |
| 01:43:03 |
Anyway, he's introduced |
| 01:43:07 |
...to the magic of Dewey Cox. |
| 01:43:09 |
You could even play together. |
| 01:43:14 |
Anyway, as if that was not enough... |
| 01:43:16 |
...they're giving Dewey the Lifetime |
| 01:43:21 |
The Lifetime Achievement Award? |
| 01:43:23 |
Baby, that's wonderful. |
| 01:43:26 |
You go on TV, they give you the award, |
| 01:43:30 |
I can't go on TV and play. |
| 01:43:33 |
- What? Why not? |
| 01:43:34 |
Hell, I'm 71 years old. I don't even |
| 01:43:39 |
Of course you can rock, sweetheart. |
| 01:43:41 |
Of course you can rock, sweetheart. |
| 01:43:43 |
Well, I don't know that I can rock. |
| 01:43:47 |
And besides that... |
| 01:43:51 |
...I gave that life up for a reason. |
| 01:43:55 |
I'm afraid of the temptations, |
| 01:43:57 |
You can do it, Dewey. |
| 01:44:01 |
Just go out there |
| 01:44:07 |
I'm gonna need my band. |
| 01:44:20 |
My hip. |
| 01:44:38 |
Ladies and gentlemen... |
| 01:44:40 |
...please welcome Jewel, Lyle Lovett |
| 01:44:44 |
Walk hard |
| 01:44:47 |
Hard |
| 01:44:50 |
Down life's |
| 01:44:52 |
- Rocky road |
| 01:44:55 |
Walk bold |
| 01:44:58 |
Hard |
| 01:45:00 |
That's my creed |
| 01:45:03 |
- My code |
| 01:45:05 |
I been scorned and slandered |
| 01:45:10 |
Had to struggle every day |
| 01:45:14 |
Seen my share of the worst |
| 01:45:19 |
But I still got a dream |
| 01:45:25 |
- Hi. |
| 01:45:27 |
Hello. |
| 01:45:28 |
Oh, he is so cute. |
| 01:45:31 |
What are you doing later, Dewey? |
| 01:45:35 |
I am returning to the hotel |
| 01:45:39 |
Good night to you. |
| 01:45:43 |
He fucked my grandma. |
| 01:45:45 |
That's awesome. |
| 01:45:47 |
Ghostface Killah. |
| 01:45:48 |
Walking hard |
| 01:45:51 |
Fast on the trigger |
| 01:45:54 |
My guns pop out like a jack-in-the-box |
| 01:45:58 |
- Walk hard |
| 01:46:00 |
You can ask God |
| 01:46:02 |
Lots of ladies unsnapped they bras |
| 01:46:04 |
Ask Lyle Lovett |
| 01:46:06 |
That's how we do it |
| 01:46:09 |
- Walk hard |
| 01:46:12 |
How do I walk? |
| 01:46:14 |
- Walk hard |
| 01:46:17 |
How do I walk? |
| 01:46:19 |
Tell me how we walk |
| 01:46:24 |
Oh, no. You're adorable. |
| 01:46:27 |
Sam. What are y'all doing in here? |
| 01:46:30 |
Dewey, get out of here. |
| 01:46:33 |
What is it? |
| 01:46:35 |
It's a medication |
| 01:46:37 |
It gives you a boner. |
| 01:46:39 |
Not to be used if you have |
| 01:46:41 |
If boners last for more than four hours, |
| 01:46:46 |
Well, that does sound tempting. |
| 01:46:48 |
But do you know what, Sam? |
| 01:46:52 |
Did you hear what I said? |
| 01:46:55 |
Hate to let you down, old friend... |
| 01:46:58 |
...but I don't wanna succumb |
| 01:47:00 |
- My girl |
| 01:47:03 |
Talkin' 'bout my girl, yeah |
| 01:47:06 |
My girl |
| 01:47:09 |
The Temptations! |
| 01:47:10 |
When it's cold outside |
| 01:47:14 |
I got the month of May |
| 01:47:27 |
Do I still have what it takes? |
| 01:47:30 |
Am I still the man I used to be? |
| 01:47:34 |
And do I even want to be? |
| 01:47:37 |
You're still Dewey Cox. |
| 01:47:40 |
And you're the only man |
| 01:47:44 |
But is that enough? |
| 01:47:45 |
It's more than enough. |
| 01:47:49 |
Nate. Have I fulfilled my promise |
| 01:47:54 |
Are you kidding? |
| 01:47:58 |
You've been addicted to, |
| 01:48:00 |
...almost every drug known to man. |
| 01:48:02 |
You slept with 411 women |
| 01:48:05 |
Dewey, you have had |
| 01:48:08 |
I have, haven't I? |
| 01:48:11 |
You sure have. |
| 01:48:14 |
- Pa. |
| 01:48:17 |
You can't spend all your time |
| 01:48:20 |
You gotta think about the world |
| 01:48:23 |
But then, at the same time... |
| 01:48:26 |
Are you my inner child? |
| 01:48:28 |
- Yeah, Dewey, I'm you. |
| 01:48:31 |
You realized you gotta take care |
| 01:48:34 |
That's a little different |
| 01:48:38 |
You're all right. |
| 01:48:39 |
Pa, inner child, Nate, |
| 01:48:45 |
I've learned that I can't spend |
| 01:48:48 |
And I've also learned |
| 01:48:51 |
I can't spend all my time |
| 01:48:54 |
I have to focus on myself. |
| 01:48:56 |
But also not focus on myself |
| 01:49:01 |
It's all so clear now. |
| 01:49:03 |
It's not about yourself |
| 01:49:06 |
- Mama. |
| 01:49:09 |
- It's about the music. |
| 01:49:13 |
It always has been. |
| 01:49:15 |
It always has been. |
| 01:49:17 |
- Who are you? |
| 01:49:21 |
I've been waiting for you |
| 01:49:26 |
We heard him sing |
| 01:49:28 |
...and we learned a little something |
| 01:49:32 |
What do we think about |
| 01:49:35 |
He's been called the Drifter. |
| 01:49:37 |
Also the Shape Shifter, |
| 01:49:42 |
The Problem Child. The Hard One. |
| 01:49:45 |
The White Indian. The Giant Midget. |
| 01:49:48 |
If Elvis and Buddy Holly are |
| 01:49:51 |
...and Bruce Springsteen |
| 01:49:54 |
...Iggy Pop is Methuselah... |
| 01:49:56 |
...and, of course, Neil Young |
| 01:49:59 |
...then what does |
| 01:50:02 |
Well, I don't know what God... |
| 01:50:04 |
Mr. Cox? |
| 01:50:06 |
I don't wanna rush him, |
| 01:50:10 |
Ladies and gentlemen, |
| 01:50:15 |
...for the first time on-stage |
| 01:50:19 |
...performing his final masterpiece... |
| 01:50:22 |
...that will sum up his entire life... |
| 01:50:25 |
Mr. Cox? |
| 01:50:27 |
...the one, the only... |
| 01:50:28 |
I'm ready. |
| 01:50:30 |
...Mr. Dewey Cox. |
| 01:50:48 |
Thank you very much, |
| 01:50:51 |
You'll forgive me if I'm a bit rusty. |
| 01:50:53 |
This is the first song I've written |
| 01:50:56 |
I hope you enjoy it. |
| 01:50:59 |
Now that I have lived |
| 01:51:02 |
A lifetime's worth of days |
| 01:51:06 |
Finally I see |
| 01:51:09 |
The folly of my ways |
| 01:51:14 |
So listen when I sing of |
| 01:51:17 |
The temptations of this world |
| 01:51:21 |
Fancy cars and needles |
| 01:51:25 |
Whiskey, flesh and pearls |
| 01:51:30 |
And then in the end |
| 01:51:33 |
It's family and friends |
| 01:51:37 |
Loving yourself |
| 01:51:39 |
But not only yourself |
| 01:51:42 |
It's about the good walk |
| 01:51:46 |
And the young girls you've made cry |
| 01:51:50 |
It's about make a little music |
| 01:51:55 |
It's a beautiful ride |
| 01:51:58 |
Beautiful ride |
| 01:52:02 |
A beautiful ride |
| 01:52:04 |
Beautiful ride |
| 01:52:10 |
Beautiful |
| 01:52:13 |
Beautiful ride |
| 01:52:19 |
As I stand on the precipice of death |
| 01:52:22 |
My perspective is enormous |
| 01:52:26 |
Every leaf, every cloud |
| 01:52:29 |
I see the hands |
| 01:52:32 |
And some days all you got |
| 01:52:35 |
Is a nighttime graveyard walk |
| 01:52:38 |
And you whistle some sweet melody |
| 01:52:41 |
To the ghosts down at the dock |
| 01:52:47 |
Sing into your hand |
| 01:52:50 |
Lead the marching band |
| 01:52:53 |
Don't you let 'em fade |
| 01:52:59 |
'Cause when all is said and done |
| 01:53:02 |
When youth is spent and burned |
| 01:53:06 |
You'll see that it's all about |
| 01:53:09 |
Music |
| 01:53:10 |
Flowers |
| 01:53:12 |
Babies |
| 01:53:14 |
Sharin' the good times |
| 01:53:15 |
Travelin' not just for business |
| 01:53:18 |
Accepting your mortality |
| 01:53:20 |
This is finally what I've learned |
| 01:53:26 |
And then in the end |
| 01:53:29 |
It's family and friends |
| 01:53:33 |
Loving yourself |
| 01:53:35 |
But not only yourself |
| 01:53:39 |
It's about the good walk |
| 01:53:42 |
And the young girls you've made cry |
| 01:53:46 |
It's about make a little music |
| 01:53:52 |
It's a beautiful ride |
| 01:53:54 |
Beautiful ride |
| 01:54:00 |
Beautiful ride |
| 01:54:06 |
Beautiful |
| 01:54:09 |
Beautiful ride |
| 01:54:13 |
Beautiful ride |
| 01:54:19 |
Beautiful ride |
| 01:54:25 |
Beautiful |
| 01:54:29 |
Beautiful ride |
| 01:59:35 |
Walk hard |
| 01:59:38 |
Hard |
| 01:59:41 |
Down life's |
| 01:59:44 |
Rocky road |
| 01:59:47 |
Walk bold |
| 01:59:51 |
Hard |
| 01:59:53 |
That's my creed |
| 01:59:57 |
My code |
| 02:00:00 |
Walk hard |
| 02:00:03 |
Walk hard |
| 02:00:06 |
Walk hard |
| 02:00:09 |
Walk hard |
