Wang ui namja The King and the Clown

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00:00:25 An Eagle Pictures Production
00:00:42 King and the Clown
00:01:03 KARM Woo-sung
00:01:07 JUNG Jin-young
00:01:22 KANG Sung-yeon
00:01:27 LEE Joon-gi
00:01:31 Korea's Chosun Dynasty, founded at the end
00:01:37 Lasting over 500 years, its uniqueness
00:01:43 To each King were assigned several Royal
00:01:49 Upon the King's passing, Court Historians
00:01:56 The massive collection of these edited
00:02:03 The King of this story, the Records show,
00:02:10 Nonetheless, the Records also give us
00:02:17 Produced by JUNG Jin-wan,
00:02:21 Directed by LEE Jun-ik
00:02:26 When he was a child, his mother was
00:02:33 Her death left a lasting trauma on the
00:02:40 deformation of his character.
00:02:59 To be up here,
00:03:03 My legs like wings would spread!
00:03:08 Ahoy! What is that flower
00:03:14 Dost thou not recognize
00:03:16 So it is! The one and only!
00:03:20 With rose petal'd lips!
00:03:23 O friend,
00:03:25 beat thee thy leather while
00:03:29 Hee haw!
00:03:46 My, my, there comes a fool,
00:03:50 Never knew a fool
00:03:53 Ho! A tongue most untamed!
00:03:58 Master of this house am I,
00:04:02 A gallows-hung scoundrel is
00:04:05 With an ill-fitting coat
00:04:08 Oh thorny Rose,
00:04:12 Open them, and see as
00:04:19 Oh, really!
00:04:38 Good Heavens!
00:04:40 Me thought it would be a
00:04:43 But t'was longer than a runny
00:04:48 Master gait, master bait,
00:04:51 either way strains the balls!
00:04:55 And now, a fornicating wench
00:05:00 running off upon being surprised.
00:05:03 'Tis thy own form, saucy wench.
00:05:13 I was expecting to see thee fall
00:05:20 But not bad!
00:05:21 Indeed, gifted are my two legs,
00:05:24 but it is my third
00:05:27 And thou shall see it
00:06:06 Master wants to see you.
00:06:09 Thy twin eggs, are they cracked yet,
00:06:15 Safely in the crack...
00:06:17 Plugging my bunghole!
00:06:20 But now,
00:06:23 I gotta pee before I continue!
00:06:27 Why, you dirty boor!
00:06:32 So then, let's try it
00:06:37 Good idea! I shall oblige!
00:07:52 You promised us a meal!
00:07:55 We ain't squirrels!
00:07:57 Be thankful you
00:08:06 Don't go, Gong-gil!
00:08:11 There are things you
00:08:14 Let go. Move it!
00:08:25 What kind of life is that?
00:08:27 Mister fuckin' Righteous, eh!
00:08:32 Stop it!
00:08:46 Let go! Let go!
00:08:59 Gong-gil wants to go,
00:09:01 so what's it to you?
00:09:05 Stop pimping off of Gong-gil.
00:09:08 You piece of shit!
00:09:10 Want us to starve to death?
00:09:12 Go fuck yourself,
00:09:14 and spare me your
00:09:22 I won't let you!
00:10:01 Hey, it's a dog-eat-dog
00:10:06 Just mind your own business.
00:10:16 You... you are...
00:10:19 Come on out.
00:10:31 Somebody help me!
00:10:35 Get up.
00:10:37 Let go.
00:10:44 OK, fine.
00:10:55 Get th-th-those bastards!
00:11:02 Go after them!
00:11:06 Go after them!
00:11:54 You're only making it worse.
00:12:00 Let us go, please.
00:12:02 Grab them.
00:12:14 I beg you, let us go.
00:12:19 You piece of shit.
00:12:29 You shit!
00:12:36 Let go, you fuck!
00:12:44 I'll make sure you
00:12:50 No!
00:13:33 Give me your hand.
00:13:55 Will he be okay?
00:14:03 That dog deserves to die.
00:15:10 Ouch... ow...
00:15:14 Hey, watch where
00:15:17 Hey, watch where
00:15:21 Sprained your eyes, did ya?
00:15:23 Not my eyes, but my legs did
00:15:30 Hey, you sound like
00:15:36 And you stink like
00:15:41 Well! Hail fellow, well met!
00:15:46 Let's see, am I over here,
00:15:50 No, I'm over here and
00:15:58 No, I'm here and
00:16:02 I am here. You are there.
00:16:04 - Where? Where?
00:16:19 Let's go to Seoul.
00:16:24 And we'll put on a show
00:18:26 Ouch, ow, ow...
00:18:28 What's the matter?
00:18:30 I haven't eaten in years.
00:18:33 My head is spinning
00:18:36 and can't see nothin' straight...
00:18:39 I can't do this no more.
00:18:42 - So it is.
00:18:46 This cheeky fool says,
00:18:48 No pay, no play.
00:18:51 Shall we call it a day?
00:18:53 We're the best showmen in town,
00:18:55 just workin' for a livin'.
00:18:56 Thank you, sir,
00:19:01 You expect money for
00:19:08 Do you folks want to see
00:19:12 Show us what you got.
00:19:28 A cheap third-rate,
00:19:32 entirely without talent...
00:19:36 A country bumpkin
00:19:40 I guess I could teach you
00:19:52 Watch and learn, eh?
00:19:56 Sure.
00:20:16 Talent like that
00:20:20 But, sorry to say,
00:20:24 sophisticated audience.
00:20:27 Maybe you should retire.
00:20:31 Don't you agree?
00:20:37 This time it will be
00:20:42 Don't blink or you'll miss
00:21:33 Howdy, I'm Six Dix.
00:21:39 He's Seven Ravin' and
00:21:44 Say, where is the biggest
00:21:50 It's been a while
00:21:56 Why is that?
00:21:57 Don't tell me you don't know?
00:22:01 The King's cleared out
00:22:03 to double his hunting ground.
00:22:08 With only half
00:22:12 there ain't gonna be no show.
00:22:16 But there is
00:22:39 Gosh, I feel just awful!
00:22:47 Raking in money like
00:22:49 the King does virgins.
00:22:52 Nah, I ain't that good yet.
00:22:59 Now, let's see
00:23:01 if I am as lucky as
00:23:09 Who's Nok-su?
00:23:11 Nok-su the Whore?
00:23:14 The bitch has the King
00:23:18 Before, she had every rich man
00:23:23 Every dime I ever won
00:23:26 her bearded pouch.
00:23:31 Here comes that
00:23:35 I have 8!
00:23:50 So where is my cut?
00:23:52 Let's do this again tomorrow.
00:23:55 It's only the first game,
00:24:00 Mind if I call you 'Captain'?
00:24:03 So, just like today, you...
00:24:09 If I help you make
00:24:15 Will you do as I say?
00:24:19 Captain, don't start
00:24:24 So, what's your plan?
00:24:31 We mock the King.
00:24:35 The King?
00:24:36 Did you not hear?
00:24:38 In front of a cunt,
00:24:43 Is the King any better than
00:24:47 The King's bed, that's where
00:24:56 Just a minute.
00:25:09 I ain't playing no eunuch!
00:25:13 This is bullshit.
00:25:15 - Oh, man!
00:25:20 It's better than starving,
00:25:23 Go!
00:25:30 Hurry up!
00:25:33 "None"
00:25:48 Eunuch Kim,
00:25:51 what haste causes thee
00:25:54 Hee haw!
00:25:56 Jingle, shingle!
00:26:00 I'd jingle-jangle all the way!
00:26:04 That's odd,
00:26:06 I'm sure I heard jingles.
00:26:09 Were they my bells, then?
00:26:11 Wasn't it?
00:26:20 Nok-su, Royal Consort
00:26:25 - Isn't she the King's Consort?
00:26:29 What on earth is that woman doing!
00:26:32 People say,
00:26:33 she a Lady now but she still
00:26:38 So then the rumors were
00:27:08 That feels good!
00:27:20 We hit the jackpot today!
00:27:23 Bring it on!
00:27:26 Captain, let's do
00:27:29 No, 3 times a day!
00:27:31 And rake it in!
00:27:33 How about a drink, fellah?
00:27:36 I swear, I never saw
00:27:39 But man, he sure knows how to
00:27:43 Captain, we should have done
00:27:46 Someone grabbed my balls
00:27:49 It scared the shit out of me!
00:27:51 I saw, I saw!
00:27:53 To the Captain!
00:28:00 I knew you'd over do it.
00:28:05 Just say 'no' next time.
00:28:11 Feel good?
00:28:14 Yeah.
00:28:17 What feels so good?
00:28:19 It's all good.
00:28:28 My belly!
00:28:33 Her water broke!
00:28:36 Adulterer
00:28:39 There it is!
00:28:45 Come on, push!
00:28:55 Let's have a look.
00:28:57 He has my forehead
00:29:03 This calls for a celebration!
00:29:06 Hee haw!
00:29:13 Thank you very much!
00:29:30 Step back.
00:29:31 Take these wretches
00:29:45 What, did you expect a prize
00:29:48 Go see for yourself.
00:29:51 Is it a crime to show
00:29:54 already jokes about?
00:29:56 How disrespectful!
00:29:58 If it's about the King's
00:30:04 he is the King after all.
00:30:08 So we thought it ought
00:30:11 Watch your tongue!
00:30:12 Flog these fools!
00:30:28 Wait!
00:30:31 We can't die like this!
00:30:33 Let us show it to the King.
00:30:36 What? Keep flogging!
00:30:39 Hold it!
00:30:46 What did you say?
00:30:51 If the King likes it,
00:30:55 We will make the King laugh.
00:30:58 But if he does not...
00:31:05 your heads will roll!
00:32:01 Idiots that we are!
00:32:06 I got shit for brains,
00:32:10 What insane King would
00:32:16 In any case,
00:32:18 So we're gonna die!
00:32:20 Like dogs!
00:32:22 I'd rather be flogged.
00:32:31 The special event today...
00:32:36 has been arranged for
00:32:40 Just relax and do
00:32:44 May it please you all.
00:33:13 June 1st, 1504
00:33:19 As we jest,
00:33:23 So we may live yet another day.
00:33:32 Go.
00:33:50 Eunuch... Kim...
00:33:52 What haste...
00:33:58 What the?
00:34:02 Jingling my... balls?
00:34:06 I... heard...
00:34:08 M, m, my... balls?
00:34:12 But I... ain't got none.
00:34:19 Hee... haw!
00:34:40 Hee haw!
00:34:45 None
00:34:48 Isn't that... the King's Consort?
00:34:54 Sure, why... not?
00:34:56 Rumor has it that the tramp...
00:35:03 The wench...
00:35:07 I mean, the Lady!
00:35:45 Ah! That feels good!
00:36:05 Come on, push!
00:36:11 Captain, we're doomed!
00:36:16 We're dead now!
00:36:48 Let's have a look.
00:36:50 He has my forehead
00:36:54 Let me have a look at you.
00:36:57 Ho, ho, my son,
00:37:07 Come from Heaven or
00:37:12 from the silent Earth?
00:37:17 My pride, my boy, my son.
00:37:39 So thou thinkest he's thy issue?
00:37:43 What everyone knows,
00:37:53 Then of whose loin is he?
00:37:58 One of the eunuchs is
00:38:02 And he did his nightly rounds.
00:38:09 Who is he? Spit it out!
00:38:12 Spit with an empty mouth?
00:38:15 You wily wench!
00:38:18 Fine. I shall fill it!
00:38:22 The one above or the one below?
00:38:27 The one above.
00:38:30 With teeth and tongue!
00:39:18 Hear this!
00:39:22 to entertain me
00:39:25 Prepare their quarters
00:40:09 Dig in.
00:40:18 But Captain,
00:40:20 why does the King want to
00:40:24 Maybe to raise our status?
00:40:27 We're minstrels,
00:40:31 A full tummy,
00:40:32 Damn right.
00:40:34 I thought we'd never eat!
00:40:38 Shit!
00:40:43 It's still food,
00:40:46 It's good.
00:40:49 - Come on now, work with me!
00:40:52 The one above
00:40:55 The one above.
00:40:57 I'm coming! I'm coming!
00:40:58 - Unload, my Lord!
00:41:08 You know,
00:41:11 You stared at him so intensely,
00:41:13 as if to drill
00:41:16 A hole?
00:41:21 But is he really a man?
00:41:24 His skin is so fair.
00:41:28 Not even eunuchs have
00:41:35 It is not advisable,
00:41:41 Every time,
00:41:45 So what is allowed then?
00:41:47 Why does Your Majesty
00:41:52 What is so wrong with
00:41:55 keeping them here?
00:41:56 According to the edict issued by
00:42:00 A show must suit the occasion
00:42:05 The law covers such
00:42:09 It does, Your Majesty.
00:42:11 If Your Majesty insists
00:42:16 There will be protest
00:42:37 This cannot be allowed,
00:42:39 May Your Majesty reconsider.
00:42:48 Cheo-seon!
00:42:53 Am I still King when my dead father
00:42:56 Your Majesty, calm yourself.
00:42:59 The prudent hunter treads
00:43:12 So, the ministers want us out?
00:43:16 But the King told us to stay.
00:43:20 Wasn't that by a Royal order?
00:43:25 They see you as vermin,
00:43:28 to be gotten rid of
00:43:34 Had I known that the King was
00:43:36 so powerless...
00:43:38 I would not have bothered
00:43:43 So he laughed once, and now
00:43:45 you think you own the world.
00:43:51 Tell him,
00:43:57 You had the guts
00:44:01 So why not the ministers?
00:44:11 So we're allowed to
00:44:20 Then help me set up an audition
00:44:27 Clothes define the man!
00:44:31 Ladies! Get in line!
00:44:33 Are we to make fun
00:44:39 or make them laugh?
00:44:41 Both.
00:44:44 We fooled with the King
00:44:47 So if we fool with the ministers,
00:44:52 I see.
00:44:53 But Captain, those ministers are
00:44:57 What if we get into
00:45:00 So we need to find
00:45:05 and put on a show
00:45:08 Right, Captain?
00:45:12 Are you done?
00:45:18 Wow, your writing looks
00:45:24 Yeah!
00:45:25 I learned to write by
00:45:33 Minstrels Audition
00:45:36 You're the man when
00:45:40 Copy this and go paste them
00:45:43 all over town.
00:45:45 Now copy it exactly.
00:46:03 What?
00:46:07 What's so funny?
00:46:14 It's just that...
00:46:17 minstrels don't know how to read!
00:46:23 Captain, trust me on this.
00:46:32 Minstrels Audition
00:46:34 Come on in, fellahs.
00:46:40 What's going on?
00:46:51 Hee haw!
00:46:52 Over the lovely...
00:47:35 Here, my love!
00:47:54 Next up is Choi from Pyong-yang!
00:48:00 Break a leg!
00:48:04 Hee haw!
00:48:08 Yessiree!
00:48:15 Sir, it is I.
00:48:21 Do I know thee?
00:48:24 I heard word about a vacant post.
00:48:29 'Tis for thee.
00:48:33 It's a turtle of gold.
00:48:37 Put it away!
00:48:40 As I cannot...
00:48:42 'Tis nothing, I swear.
00:48:46 I say, I cannot accept!
00:48:50 'Tis but a piss-colored metal!
00:48:56 Is thy heart immovable?
00:48:58 Indeed, as a mountain!
00:49:00 Truly? Verily not?
00:49:04 May Heaven fall asunder! No!
00:49:08 You're a tough nut to crack!
00:49:12 Fine, then!
00:49:14 Hey, your technique is
00:49:23 I must return home
00:49:28 So, take it for a nickel.
00:49:32 In that case...
00:49:37 I'll buy two.
00:50:00 Sir, about my husband...
00:50:04 Madam, not in this manner.
00:50:10 It's all I have, sir.
00:50:14 Please, no, no...
00:50:19 This will bring only trouble.
00:50:26 Sir, it's a token of my esteem.
00:50:31 What dost thou take me for?
00:50:38 Such firmness!
00:50:42 Be gentle, madam!
00:50:48 Such a precious gift!
00:50:51 Let my hands speak for me.
00:51:13 As a token of my...
00:51:22 Keep going.
00:51:35 Let me have a look.
00:51:44 I dislike odd-shaped things.
00:51:49 But something like this might do.
00:51:55 Like this?
00:52:11 You shall have it!
00:52:18 You just don't get it,
00:52:22 Look.
00:52:26 Like this.
00:52:29 Like this.
00:52:39 I've got it! Here!
00:52:46 Exactly.
00:52:48 Here we go!
00:53:17 Hee haw!
00:53:18 To you, my lords!
00:53:23 Lighten your hearts and enjoy!
00:53:35 What's the matter?
00:53:40 A pang of conscience, perhaps?
00:53:43 Most certainly.
00:54:03 So Who is it?
00:54:07 Is it you?
00:54:09 I hear song and dance
00:54:13 That is not so, Your Majesty!
00:54:18 Then you perhaps?
00:54:21 A retinue of over 100 virgins
00:54:23 on your trip to Pyongyang?
00:00:04 So it's you then?
00:00:10 HoW noW!
00:00:13 Spill the cup given
00:00:16 Forgive me, Your Majesty!
00:00:19 Forgive you for What?
00:00:21 Even your sentry
00:00:25 So, my Wine is not good
00:00:28 Have mercy, Your Majesty!
00:00:30 I greW up
00:00:34 So you sold titles for money?
00:00:36 So Was I a fool to give
00:00:39 Share thy profit,
00:00:48 Dismiss him from the Ministry,
00:00:53 and seize all his property.
00:00:55 And...
00:00:58 Cut off all his fingers,
00:01:00 and you ministers shall
00:01:16 What is your name?
00:01:24 I am Gong-gil, Your Majesty.
00:01:32 Comedy in a bloodbath!
00:01:35 I hope We don't get hurt
00:01:38 The King Was amused,
00:01:42 Yeah, but he can be so cruel!
00:01:46 It makes me nervous!
00:01:50 Wrap it up and go to bed.
00:01:54 Why did the King call
00:01:57 Who knoWs?
00:02:08 Never look at his face.
00:02:13 Do not ask any questions.
00:02:17 And before you ansWer,
00:02:21 If it pleases Your Majesty...
00:02:25 And if he praises you, say,
00:02:28 By Your Majesty's grace.
00:03:11 Let's play.
00:03:13 If it pleases Your Majesty...
00:03:20 Sir?
00:03:24 I said, let's have some fun.
00:03:26 If it graces by Your Majesty...
00:03:29 That bastard of a minister
00:03:34 So, just you and me,
00:05:11 Gong-gil's back!
00:05:16 What did the King Want?
00:05:20 What did you do?
00:05:23 We played With puppets.
00:05:25 - Puppets?
00:05:28 And that's all?
00:05:34 He poured me some Wine.
00:05:37 He did? And What else?
00:06:27 Come to mama.
00:06:33 Baby Wants mama's milk.
00:06:38 Don't Want milk?
00:06:41 Then some Wine, baby?
00:07:31 Did you all vieW
00:07:35 Don't tell me you really did!
00:07:39 Your Majesty, for every crime
00:07:41 there is a fitting punishment.
00:07:45 No doubt Yun deserves to be
00:07:47 punished for corruption.
00:07:50 But alloWing the minstrels to mock
00:07:54 Will only undermine
00:07:58 They're jesters, so they jest.
00:08:02 But if Your Majesty continues
00:08:07 Their tune?
00:08:10 It is you Who Would seek to
00:08:14 You speak only to nag me
00:08:16 about the damn laW!
00:08:18 Dismiss this nagging
00:08:22 Your Majesty, given his
00:08:27 Surely he deserves some mercy.
00:08:28 Loyal to my father?
00:08:32 Yes, but then
00:08:34 The previous King Was like
00:08:38 a Wise father to the people.
00:08:44 Your Majesty!
00:08:48 Your Majesty!
00:08:50 Sully my sight nevermore!
00:09:00 His Majesty!
00:09:10 You play too!
00:09:14 Go on!
00:09:20 Do it!
00:10:04 Gong-gil!
00:10:07 Where is my Gong-gil?
00:10:28 Sit over there.
00:10:30 But, Your Majesty...
00:10:31 I insist. Sit.
00:10:38 NoW look at this.
00:10:46 Father, I long to see mother!
00:10:50 Did I not tell thee
00:10:54 Sir, I beg of thee,
00:10:57 Weak in Will,
00:10:59 thou art fit to become
00:11:04 Father! I beg thee!
00:11:33 And folloW this book
00:11:43 You serve the King,
00:11:54 But Why does the King call
00:12:01 His Majesty calls
00:12:05 It concerns you not.
00:13:29 We're leaving this place.
00:13:38 Cheo-seon Wants us to do this.
00:13:44 Shit, What are We noW, puppets?
00:13:55 We should have left sooner.
00:14:03 Fine, so We'll leave.
00:14:07 But...
00:14:11 After We do this.
00:14:15 I really Want to.
00:14:18 We cannot do this anywhere else.
00:14:39 There's the King's grandmother.
00:14:42 And the previous King's consorts.
00:14:45 Really!
00:14:46 Let's get ready.
00:14:49 Pay attention and
00:14:52 Yeah, yeah.
00:14:55 Just this once,
00:15:08 If tonight the King...
00:15:14 Should call me to his bed...
00:15:19 'Tis already the 300th night...
00:15:25 Of my forlorn Ioneliness.
00:15:32 Ouch!
00:15:41 My Lord, this night...
00:15:45 Let me serve thee.
00:15:55 Another night, another nought.
00:16:01 Passion sWells.
00:16:06 So I kept this
00:16:24 Her Majesty!
00:16:28 This is most unfair!
00:16:31 You fools!
00:16:35 Whisper, Whisper.
00:16:37 She this, she that.
00:16:40 Stop mumbling and speak!
00:16:49 Surely that is not us
00:16:53 They Would not dare
00:17:07 Oh, Mother!
00:17:58 No! Desist! I beg thee.
00:18:01 Must you demand the death
00:18:07 Infinite is her deviousness.
00:18:10 She has my son's
00:18:15 Drink this bitter potion.
00:18:27 Unbounded is the King's love...
00:18:30 But many are those Who Want it.
00:18:35 He giveth me this
00:18:39 hoW can I refuse?
00:18:47 My son.
00:18:50 DWell long in
00:18:56 And bury me by the road
00:19:01 the King travels on.
00:19:08 My son!
00:19:30 Mother!
00:19:58 Have mercy, Your Majesty!
00:20:07 What is all this?
00:20:10 My mother they murdered!
00:20:12 Art thou blind?
00:20:13 Nonsense! She Was a Woman
00:20:17 Silence!
00:20:21 No!
00:20:23 Mercy! Mercy!
00:20:24 Your Majesty.
00:20:26 Enough!
00:20:28 Touch me not!
00:20:30 No!
00:21:19 What the hell is going on?
00:21:23 Every time We do a shoW,
00:21:25 people end up dead!
00:21:27 Thanks to that loose
00:21:32 Gong-gil!
00:21:35 Have you heard anything?
00:21:40 Pack your things.
00:21:42 Eh?
00:21:44 - We're leaving this place.
00:21:48 I told the old man
00:21:53 AlloW me to leave,
00:21:56 Take this, although compared to
00:22:02 it is nothing.
00:22:03 Your Majesty!
00:22:06 Grant me to leave this place.
00:22:13 Very nice!
00:22:16 An official's robe
00:22:20 The silk looks stunning
00:22:25 But still,
00:22:28 for all the hard Work he did
00:22:32 A rather shabby gift,
00:22:35 Leave us.
00:22:39 What if he's really a girl?
00:22:42 His voice, his gestures...
00:22:46 Not even eunuchs can have
00:22:48 Enough!
00:22:50 Are you not curious?
00:22:54 Go on! Be a man
00:22:57 Enough, I say!
00:22:57 A little shy, are We?
00:22:59 Then We Will all strip.
00:23:04 You vile cloWn!
00:23:07 You just Wait!
00:23:10 My Lady! Please!
00:23:12 You filthy cloWn! Let go!
00:23:15 HoW dare you?
00:23:17 Let go!
00:23:20 HoW could you do this to me!
00:23:23 - Open this door!
00:23:55 Let me go.
00:24:04 You never had any intention of
00:24:14 That's not true.
00:24:17 So What's this then?
00:24:20 Might as Well fuck
00:24:23 is that it?
00:24:29 Don't talk to me that Way.
00:24:49 Hear this. I have conferred
00:24:57 Arrange a celebration
00:25:00 We are still in mourning
00:25:04 Your Majesty.
00:25:07 But I have conferred a rank.
00:25:13 So a celebration is in order,
00:25:18 Perhaps a hunt could
00:25:23 Party 'No', but hunting 'Yes'?
00:25:28 Not to kill, but only for
00:25:31 the pleasure of the chase.
00:25:36 First it's eunuchs,
00:25:37 then servant girls,
00:25:41 What's With the chicken mask?
00:25:44 Gong-gil's been What?
00:25:48 And so We must Wear
00:25:50 these ridiculous things?
00:25:53 Shut up!
00:25:59 Aye, aye.
00:26:22 Okay, We're on.
00:26:24 Everybody disperse, quickly!
00:26:26 - Where to?
00:26:28 Which Way? Which Way?
00:27:01 Where is the Captain?
00:27:03 I don't knoW.
00:27:04 - And Gong-gil?
00:27:07 This is bullshit!
00:27:23 It's Gong-gil!
00:27:25 Gong-gil! Over here!
00:27:43 Gong-gil, Where's the Captain?
00:27:46 Man, this sucks.
00:27:51 What's this?
00:27:53 Run!
00:28:08 Gong-gil!
00:28:10 Come on! Let's go!
00:29:29 Shoot!
00:29:31 Shoot!
00:29:36 Gong-gil!
00:29:38 Oh, no!
00:30:04 So, I see.
00:30:07 We're not hunting quails,
00:30:10 By selfless sacrifice,
00:30:15 Yet you invite gutter rats
00:30:20 When my father sentenced
00:30:25 You Were the one Who
00:30:30 Her blood is on your hands!
00:30:40 Heaven has seen the evils
00:30:50 And Will punish you for it.
00:31:07 We should have left...
00:31:11 When We had the chance!
00:31:17 - Six Dix! Don't go!
00:32:24 Six Dix!
00:32:32 Come back!
00:32:49 By selfless sacrifice,
00:32:51 ministers have built
00:32:57 Yet you invite gutter rats
00:33:05 NoW it's your turn.
00:33:08 Take this. Take it.
00:33:12 NoW, shoot me!
00:33:15 No, shoot her instead.
00:33:17 Here is a Wench Who stops
00:33:26 Shoot!
00:33:32 Shoot!
00:33:50 Shoot, I say!
00:34:05 Heaven has seen the evils
00:34:36 My Lady, here is the flyer,
00:34:39 Written by Gong-gil's hand.
00:34:47 Read it out loud!
00:34:53 In depravity upon depravity,
00:34:58 What's this about?
00:35:00 They say these flyers are
00:35:04 Then this Was Written by?
00:35:05 You numbskull!
00:35:08 NoW you see Why
00:35:57 Want to knoW Who Wrote this?
00:36:05 Look at it.
00:36:11 Haven't you heard?
00:36:13 There are flyers up
00:36:16 And not just the King either.
00:36:19 We're mentioned too,
00:36:23 We too could end up dead.
00:36:25 Let's go.
00:36:39 Don't go.
00:36:41 Let's go, Captain!
00:37:08 No! Don't go!
00:37:11 You've gone mad!
00:37:40 No! No! No!
00:37:44 - Let go!
00:37:46 Let go of me!
00:37:47 - Stop it! Stop it!
00:38:10 Write this.
00:38:15 In depravity upon depravity,
00:38:20 My Lady!
00:38:22 Keep Writing!
00:38:26 In depravity upon depravity,
00:38:32 Keep Writing, I say!
00:38:39 With dancing girls
00:38:41 and cloWns by his side...
00:38:44 The King indulges
00:38:58 It's identical!
00:39:03 Arrest him!
00:39:10 Your Majesty, I knoW nothing
00:39:16 But Why?
00:39:27 You have the Wrong man.
00:39:32 I Wrote it. He's innocent.
00:39:37 The audacity of it has
00:39:42 After all, it Was by audacity
00:39:46 You're making this up!
00:39:48 Well, Well.
00:39:52 A Whore and her
00:39:58 HoW dare you!
00:40:09 Look closely.
00:40:30 He's lying!
00:40:32 Why Would he confess
00:40:40 He learned to Write from me.
00:40:43 He imitated my style.
00:40:46 That's Why it looks the same.
00:40:48 But he has no guts
00:40:53 These Words are mine.
00:40:55 He is the King's beloved.
00:40:57 Why Would he do such a thing?
00:41:01 As soon as day breaks...
00:41:03 Behead him.
00:41:11 In bringing the minstrels
00:41:16 I Wanted them to shoW
00:41:19 The corruption
00:41:25 And?
00:41:27 But in your lust for a boy,
00:41:32 Do you Wish to die?
00:41:35 Perhaps your time has come.
00:41:40 Death, I do not fear.
00:41:48 But to see the previous King...
00:41:53 Get out!
00:41:55 And appear never again!
00:42:14 My Lord! Spare him!
00:42:18 Spare him! My Lord!
00:42:24 Spare him! I beg you!
00:43:07 You're free to go.
00:43:15 That's not by a Royal order,
00:43:20 Forget Gong-gil.
00:43:40 From up here, even the palace
00:43:44 looks no better than a hovel!
00:43:50 In a World full of scoundrels,
00:43:54 Did I meet the nastiest
00:43:59 Ho! And the foul things
00:44:02 Will you hear this tale then?
00:44:10 As the gods kill us
00:44:17 He killed more souls than...
00:44:21 There are tiles on these roofs.
00:44:24 His lust insatiable...
00:44:27 Even 2,000 virgins Were
00:44:31 Why, his pecker Was this big.
00:44:34 No, this big!
00:44:38 With it he skeWered clam
00:44:44 And When he got tired
00:44:50 He Wasted no time
00:44:55 Whoever pleased
00:44:59 Was given delicacies
00:45:04 And a title to boot!
00:45:17 My Lord! My Lord!
00:45:31 Please, no! My Lord!
00:46:08 No! Your Majesty!
00:46:12 Pollute not thy hands
00:46:20 Well said.
00:46:24 You do it then.
00:46:27 Kill me instead.
00:46:32 Kill me!
00:46:34 I've nothing more to lose,
00:46:40 Nothing to lose?
00:46:49 Hear my command!
00:46:53 Sear his eyes With iron!
00:47:01 No, no, no, no, no, no!
00:47:19 The date has been fixed.
00:47:29 You have served 3 Kings.
00:47:37 Join us in serving
00:47:45 It is not men...
00:47:48 But Heaven that mandates Kings.
00:47:52 Then let us obey the
00:47:56 Has Heaven not abandoned
00:48:07 HoW could I knoW...
00:48:10 What Heaven Wills?
00:48:17 So Whose idea Was it to take
00:48:29 Bringing in some cloWns
00:48:48 Jesters jest.
00:48:54 We laugh, and then it's over.
00:49:17 Hey you!
00:49:20 Shall I tell you a story?
00:49:25 When I Worked as a servant
00:49:30 One day, the madam's ring
00:49:36 The master Was furious
00:49:43 But everybody kept mum.
00:49:47 It Was unbearably
00:49:54 So I said, "I did it".
00:50:00 So Where's the ring? He says.
00:50:04 So I said, "I sWalloWed it".
00:50:11 Right then,
00:50:16 And Whacks me right
00:50:24 Man, did it sting!
00:50:31 Just like my eyes right noW.
00:50:39 Had I been hit
00:50:46 Maybe my mouth
00:50:57 All my life,
00:51:03 NoW that I'm really blind,
00:51:07 I'll never get to
00:51:13 And I Was just getting
00:51:28 - I'm so sorry.
00:51:33 I Was the one Who
00:51:45 Let's run aWay together!
00:52:06 Don't look doWn!
00:52:10 I'm scared!
00:52:13 All around the rope is
00:52:17 Neither land nor sky,
00:52:27 All my life,
00:52:37 NoW that I am really blind,
00:52:40 it's a shame I'll never
00:52:48 And I Was just getting
00:53:11 Why?
00:53:13 Why?
00:54:45 Bastard!
00:54:49 Arrange a party, Cheo-seon.
00:54:54 Cheo-seon! Cheo-seon!
00:56:47 Being blind, I thought
00:56:53 But this is something else!
00:56:58 Truth be told,
00:57:05 Listen to this story.
00:57:16 After I saW my first shoW,
00:57:19 I Was blind to
00:57:22 What a high that Was...
00:57:26 strutting on the stage,
00:57:29 rapping With a partner.
00:57:35 I could see nothing else!
00:57:40 When I came to Seoul,
00:57:44 money blinded me.
00:57:48 Then I came here...
00:57:54 to the palace...
00:58:00 And being blind,
00:58:06 Didn't see the murderous
00:58:24 Well that's that.
00:58:26 Anyway, I see nothing
00:58:29 but an abyss noW.
00:58:32 HoW sublime!
00:58:35 I should have gone
00:58:37 You damn fool!
00:58:44 Is it really so good
00:58:49 Yeah, it is!
00:59:06 My, my, there's a fool,
00:59:21 A sightless fool Who knoWs
00:59:27 Get doWn this instant!
00:59:29 Ho! A tongue most untamed!
00:59:33 I am the King of this palace,
00:59:43 Indeed you are!
00:59:49 I've alWays Wanted to
00:59:55 And noW I've seen thee,
01:00:01 What? What do you see?
01:00:05 Thou art blind to What's high
01:00:09 So thou hast turned
01:00:19 My Lady! My Lady!
01:00:27 What body shall
01:00:34 A nobleman's?
01:00:37 No, no.
01:00:41 A King's, then?
01:00:46 That displeases also.
01:00:48 I Wish to be a minstrel again.
01:00:51 Witless fool!
01:00:54 Why seek again
01:00:59 Then What neW body
01:01:05 It is none other!
01:01:07 A minstrel!
01:01:25 The World's but a stage!
01:01:30 Kingly is he Who struts
01:01:35 Then together again,
01:01:38 We shall royally
01:02:37 Hee haW!
01:02:38 Hey, hey!
01:02:42 No, I'm here
01:02:45 Oh, I'm there and you're here.
01:02:48 We're all here!
01:02:51 And there is neither you nor me.
01:02:53 Hi ho!
01:02:56 Hee haW!
01:03:29 Tr. By y oung-Oak Kim Ph.D.