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00:02:16 Do you have some valid reasons
00:02:23 Excuse me.
00:02:26 My sinuses are very sensitive to irritants.
00:02:30 Mm!
00:02:33 In the past five months...
00:02:36 ...I think I've breathed freely,
00:02:41 I gotta cut this out. It's gonna kill me.
00:02:51 I hadn't smoked for 13 years.
00:02:56 I kept the last cigarette from my last pack.
00:03:00 I said if I never smoke this one cigarette...
00:03:03 ...I'll never smoke again, period.
00:03:06 13 years I kept that cigarette.
00:03:10 Here.
00:03:15 I had this little case made for it.
00:03:18 See?
00:03:23 13 years.
00:03:27 And then, one Thursday afternoon...
00:03:32 ...Barbara came to see me.
00:03:35 And when she left...
00:03:42 You know where I am
00:03:57 Barbara and Oliver Rose.
00:04:01 You'd have heard of 'em, except I kept
00:04:06 I think you should hear the story, though.
00:04:10 I won't start the clock yet.
00:04:13 My fee is $450 an hour.
00:04:16 When a man who makes $450 an hour
00:04:20 ...you should listen.
00:04:25 They met... Great.
00:04:28 They agreed on that.
00:04:30 But, the way I saw it,
00:04:38 It was the final day of the season
00:04:43 A nor'easter was blowing
00:05:45 The next item up for bid
00:05:51 A rare relief of a Shinto goddess,
00:05:55 - The intricacies of the Orient...
00:05:58 I have $10 from the premature young man
00:06:01 - Do I hear 15?
00:06:03 $11. Ladies and gentlemen,
00:06:07 - 20.
00:06:11 Do I hear 25 for this
00:06:14 - $30.
00:06:17 $31. All right, I have $31,
00:06:22 Ladies and gentlemen, 31, going once...
00:06:24 - $40.
00:06:28 - 50. Five-0.
00:06:34 - $50, going once. Going twice.
00:06:37 Sold... to the pretty lady in the white sweater.
00:06:43 - Do you know how much it's worth?
00:06:47 $250.
00:06:50 Well, I guess I have a good eye.
00:06:52 I gotta catch the last ferry.
00:06:54 Wait a minute. Let me carry that for you.
00:06:58 Oh!
00:07:00 - I love the rain.
00:07:05 I know what you're thinking. Harvard Law,
00:07:10 I'm not rich or anything. I'm brilliant.
00:07:13 - What about you?
00:07:15 - Where are you going to school?
00:07:19 I don't know, though.
00:07:22 It looks, uh...
00:07:24 Like a pendulum -
00:07:27 My vaults and tumbling aren't what
00:07:31 Your strength moves?
00:07:43 - I love Nantucket.
00:07:47 Oh! I'm gonna miss the ferry.
00:07:51 - Thanks for walking me. Bye.
00:07:55 Barbara!
00:07:58 Barbara!
00:08:01 Wait a second! I've got a great idea!
00:08:17 I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
00:08:20 Never, never, never apologise
00:08:25 I honestly didn't know I was.
00:08:28 Oh, bless you!
00:08:34 Bless you.
00:08:46 If we end up together...
00:08:48 ...then this is the most romantic day
00:08:53 And if we don't...
00:08:55 ...then I'm a complete slut.
00:09:04 This is the story
00:09:20 - Uh-oh.
00:09:23 Uh-oh!
00:09:26 It's the return of the bald avenger.
00:09:44 # And a happy New Year
00:09:47 # We wish you a merry Christmas
00:09:51 # We wish you a merry Christmas
00:09:56 OK, that's the sixth time.
00:09:59 Merry Christmas, Bird.
00:10:10 - Honey, give me those papers.
00:10:16 - Please.
00:10:26 - Where are they?
00:10:40 - Nice try.
00:10:48 Hello! Mom's home!
00:10:52 - Get over here, you squeezy! Squozy!
00:10:55 Ohh, up we go!
00:10:58 Come on, you.
00:11:01 - All right.
00:11:03 Yeah, now you go in that chair. Got it?
00:11:06 Well, you're gonna go in this one, lady.
00:11:09 - Hey! I got you...
00:11:13 - There's green for you.
00:11:15 And it's red for you.
00:11:18 - It's not a good idea to give them sweets.
00:11:21 I read that kids who are deprived
00:11:25 ...they get obsessed by it
00:11:28 Kids who get it all the time,
00:11:31 And... here.
00:11:33 Being a waitress on Christmas Eve's
00:11:38 - What do you think, guys?
00:11:41 OK.
00:11:51 What do you think?
00:11:54 Hmm...
00:11:57 - Looks like tin foil.
00:12:00 I'll learn.
00:12:03 - Let's go for a walk.
00:12:05 - Just a quick stroll. Come on.
00:12:09 Yes. And I'm still asking you to take a walk.
00:12:12 Why, huh?
00:12:14 - Where are we going?
00:12:16 Barbara, I have work to do.
00:12:23 OK, we're at the corner.
00:12:27 - No, I wanna go for a ride in your car.
00:12:35 - You got me a Morgan?
00:12:37 Oh, ho, ho!
00:12:39 I don't believe it! A Morgan! A Morgan!
00:12:43 - The cook's brother brought it from England.
00:12:47 - How much you pay?
00:12:50 Your money is our money.
00:12:52 You are gonna be so successful, this may be
00:12:57 Come on! Here. Get in.
00:13:02 - Well, are you happy?
00:13:06 I'm married.
00:13:25 Sounds like a fairy tale, doesn't it?
00:13:28 And it was.
00:13:32 My father used to say: "There are four things
00:13:37 "His house, his car, his wife, and his shoes. "
00:13:42 Oliver didn't have the house yet,
00:13:46 He'd only been with the firm six months...
00:13:49 ...when he decided to have the senior partners
00:13:53 He had his eye on the future.
00:13:56 So did I.
00:13:57 # Pretty lady, lovely lady
00:14:02 # May I have this dance with you?
00:14:06 # Can I hold...
00:14:10 Ah, what a night!
00:14:13 Elke, Elke. Wait a minute.
00:14:16 We're eating with elderly people now.
00:14:19 - Where you been? Come on!
00:14:21 - Elke, this is Oliver.
00:14:23 Come on. Come on.
00:14:25 Here is to Oliver and Gavin...
00:14:28 ...for a job well done
00:14:31 Hear, hear!
00:14:33 - Hell of a litigation.
00:14:35 I couldn't have done it without you, Oliver.
00:14:37 This man has a face
00:14:41 Gavin told the state attorney general
00:14:45 ...next election he'd be running as a gelding.
00:14:49 Well, let's drink up.
00:14:54 - Good night, Mom.
00:14:57 - Mom?
00:14:59 Can I take some more dessert to our room?
00:15:01 OK! Time for bed. Let's go.
00:15:04 - Guess not.
00:15:07 Kiss Daddy.
00:15:09 - Good night, sweetheart.
00:15:12 - Good night, buddy.
00:15:14 Sleep well.
00:15:19 I used to be chubby as a kid. Yeah.
00:15:21 - Let's eat.
00:15:32 Oh, my!
00:15:35 Whatever flavour is this?
00:15:37 No, don't tell me. Let me think now. Uh...
00:15:43 - It isn't apples.
00:15:47 - No. Unless you mean baked apples?
00:15:49 No. Wait a minute. Um...
00:15:53 - Raisins!
00:15:59 Um... fresh fig with, uh... a little cognac.
00:16:04 - Figs! I never would have thought of figs!
00:16:10 - Mm. It's fantastic, isn't it, Elke?
00:16:14 It's absolutely spectacular.
00:16:16 - Mrs Marshall, more wine?
00:16:20 - Your crystal is lovely.
00:16:23 - It's not Waterford.
00:16:27 Then we are paying our associates too much!
00:16:32 Actually, we got it quite reasonably.
00:16:34 It's... It's kind of an interesting story.
00:16:38 Why don't you tell it, Barb?
00:16:51 Well... we were in Paris...
00:16:54 It was our fifth anniversary.
00:16:56 Mm.
00:16:57 We'd had lunch in this wonderful place in
00:17:02 - Pied de Cochon.
00:17:05 We were wandering around
00:17:09 ...Rue de Paradis...
00:17:11 ...where the Baccarat
00:17:15 I didn't know about this before I met Oliver.
00:17:18 My mother bought her glasses at the A&P.
00:17:20 You know, the kind with the raised flowers
00:17:25 - They were always yellow, remember?
00:17:27 Anyway, here we were in this immense room
00:17:32 A field of crystal. It was so... so pretty.
00:17:38 I mean, I felt...
00:17:42 ...whatever the word.
00:17:44 And suddenly, from the next room,
00:17:48 Well, I looked at Oliver and Oliver
00:17:52 Before that,
00:17:55 Now, this is important.
00:17:58 To make a long story short, a couple
00:18:02 When it was ready,
00:18:05 The woman had smashed her half...
00:18:07 ...and I convinced the man to sell us
00:18:11 Heh-heh-heh-heh!
00:18:15 And, uh... that's our Baccarat story.
00:18:29 Well, I think everybody
00:18:32 - To make a long story short, no.
00:18:37 Tell your own story next time you care
00:18:41 Fuckface!
00:18:45 - They're my bosses.
00:18:47 It didn't stop him
00:18:50 Gavin doesn't care about making partner.
00:18:57 You wanna keep living in this apartment?
00:19:00 Because you do not buy a house
00:19:03 At least, not the kind of house that we want.
00:19:06 OK, I care what they think.
00:19:11 Shoot me.
00:19:13 And that phoney laugh.
00:19:15 - "Heh-heh-heh... "
00:19:18 "Heh-heh-heh-heh... "
00:19:20 OK. All right, all right! Maybe I overdid it.
00:19:24 I was just trying to keep things going.
00:19:34 God, I hope they didn't notice
00:19:39 They never seem to.
00:19:49 "Dear Homeowner...
00:19:51 ...I love your house!"
00:19:54 "If you ever consider selling,
00:20:00 "Barbara Rose. "
00:20:01 Mom! I'm gonna be late for practice!
00:20:05 You've been doing this for a year
00:20:08 This is a great house. I love this house.
00:20:12 It's a waste of time.
00:20:14 I bet I get this house. Five bucks.
00:20:16 Five bucks.
00:20:24 Man!
00:20:30 - Hello.
00:20:32 How kind. Please, won't you come in?
00:20:35 All right.
00:20:45 I don't believe we've met.
00:20:47 - Barbara Rose.
00:20:50 I don't remember Mother mentioning you,
00:20:56 Oh! Oh, I'm very sorry.
00:20:59 Thank you. She went peacefully.
00:21:02 What am I going to do with this old place?
00:21:04 I just can't bear to put it up for sale and have
00:21:10 If I could just find someone
00:21:14 That's more important to me
00:21:18 If you know anybody
00:21:22 - Can we go up and pick our rooms?
00:21:27 Who gets first pick? As if I had to ask.
00:21:31 Oh, don't get scared. We'll do it together.
00:21:34 I just feel kind of strange.
00:21:36 I mean, this house is so beautiful...
00:21:39 ...and we live here.
00:21:41 This is who we are? This is me?
00:21:48 Mmm!
00:21:49 - I'll be home early.
00:21:51 To work. I wish I didn't have to,
00:21:55 - It's Saturday.
00:21:59 You got the fun part!
00:22:09 Kitchen first.
00:22:15 Everything was working for the Roses.
00:22:18 Let me restate that.
00:22:21 The Roses were working for everything.
00:22:24 Over the next six years, Oliver dug in.
00:22:28 The kids lopped off 70, 80 pounds.
00:22:31 And Barbara laboured seven days a week...
00:22:34 ...to create the perfect home
00:22:38 Not easy for a girl who grew up
00:22:41 ...from glasses with chipped, yellow flowers.
00:22:44 There were a million choices...
00:22:49 She refinished all the tables herself.
00:22:52 It took six months
00:22:56 A hundred Sundays to find the perfect
00:23:00 ... that she put over the fireplace.
00:23:03 When you work that hard on something...
00:23:05 ... eventually you have to finish
00:23:10 "What's left to do?"
00:23:17 - Are you working?
00:23:20 Yes. Kind of. I hope so.
00:23:23 Stephanie Mayes called
00:23:27 She said the pâté I made was so good
00:23:31 So I asked her if she really meant it
00:23:34 ...so I took a pound over to her
00:23:38 I'd almost forgotten
00:23:42 - You sold liver to our friends?
00:23:46 Somehow that felt different
00:23:50 It made me feel like...
00:23:54 ...four-wheel drive things with the big,
00:23:59 So I did. I'm gonna pick it up tomorrow.
00:24:04 Thank you so much for telling me.
00:24:08 And you think that you... need this?
00:24:13 - I'll pay for it with my own money.
00:24:17 All right, I know it was kind of crazy
00:24:21 25,000.
00:24:25 So you only have to sell
00:24:30 Maybe I will. Maybe I'm starting a business.
00:24:35 - But if you don't want me to, uh...
00:24:39 Do it. Do it.
00:24:48 I'm doing it.
00:24:55 Wait a minute. Wait one minute.
00:24:59 ...what's the attitude?
00:25:01 I told you I would handle it.
00:25:04 Yeah, and I didn't see anything happening
00:25:08 - I would have done it.
00:25:13 We all need a little push.
00:25:17 We agreed that,
00:25:20 ...we would need someone
00:25:23 Right, Oliver. Right again.
00:25:25 Oh, come on. Let's not argue, OK?
00:25:33 If you don't want to interview the lady,
00:25:37 I'm only trying to make your life easier.
00:25:47 Somehow the thought of a stranger living
00:25:51 Doesn't it? I don't mean just for us,
00:25:55 - Oh, but then I guess you do this all the time.
00:25:58 I try this as a means of finding
00:26:03 I'm also attending a few classes
00:26:07 - But that won't interfere with my duties.
00:26:11 That's great. I'm happy for you - really.
00:26:13 - So, do I get the job?
00:26:19 This was my husband's suggestion.
00:26:21 I have raised two kids on my own
00:26:25 - They were both accepted at Harvard.
00:26:28 Thanks.
00:26:30 So anyway, it'll just be
00:26:32 Although I am getting going
00:26:35 But let's face it,
00:26:38 And that does not make me one of these
00:26:42 ...and has dedicated her life
00:26:46 ...and then has to validate herself as a human
00:26:51 ...by studying photography
00:26:53 ...or going into interior design
00:26:58 I have a wonderful house,
00:27:02 I did this house myself. I did a great job.
00:27:05 Not that I am necessarily
00:27:09 But I am proud
00:27:13 ...although I suppose some people find my life
00:27:18 No, I would not say that many people
00:27:23 ...although women would. Women like me.
00:27:27 But then I don't care what they think
00:27:31 What I'm trying to say, Susan,
00:27:38 Well... thanks for the interview
00:27:44 I would like you to understand...
00:27:46 ...that, if I were to hire you,
00:27:50 You would be this new element in the house.
00:27:54 Well...
00:27:57 Let me show you where your room is.
00:28:06 Hey. Hey! Hey, Bennie. Dumb dog.
00:28:18 Hey, Bennie!
00:28:19 - Come on. Let's see if he'll go for it again.
00:28:22 Bennie! Hi-yah!
00:28:27 Yeah, dumb.
00:28:41 Oh, the Bennie boy.
00:28:45 He's the best boy. He's the best boy!
00:28:48 He's a good boy! We love our Bennie boy.
00:28:50 Yes, a pretty dog! He's a pretty dog!
00:29:19 Rose residence.
00:29:22 - Susan, is that for me?
00:29:25 - Are you expecting a call?
00:29:29 I'm trying to land him as a client.
00:29:32 The word around town is he's up
00:29:35 He will.
00:29:40 Did you get a chance
00:29:43 - What contract?
00:29:47 - Oh, yeah. No, but I'll read it this weekend.
00:29:51 No. No, not OK.
00:29:53 I have to sign it tomorrow. I gave it
00:29:57 - I'll read it now.
00:30:00 No. Get it.
00:30:06 Sure.
00:30:19 What?! What is it?
00:30:21 It's a fly. Where'd it go?
00:30:24 On the fridge.
00:30:27 Stay upwind of him.
00:30:33 Aha! How about that?
00:30:37 Not bad, huh?
00:30:39 - I admire your technique.
00:30:45 Hello.
00:30:47 Mr Larrabee, hi. How are you?
00:30:51 Could you hang on just one second
00:30:55 Thank you.
00:31:00 Yes, sir. I'm looking forward to that, too.
00:31:03 No, no, no. Course you're not bothering me.
00:31:05 Lawyers, we never sleep. Heh-heh-heh!
00:31:09 I'm available to you, sir, 24 hours a...
00:31:31 Who left the appliances on in the kitchen?
00:31:35 I must have hit some switches when I was
00:31:40 I got great news.
00:31:42 Lunch is on tomorrow with Larrabee.
00:31:45 I'm gonna meet him
00:31:49 He's mine!
00:31:51 Look how crazy you are
00:31:54 - I'm sorry.
00:31:57 I live with the assumption that all guys
00:32:03 You're so full of shit.
00:32:06 So, where's that little contract of yours?
00:32:09 Maybe I can up your price, huh?
00:32:12 Where is it?
00:32:15 - You sure it's all right?
00:32:17 Better get me while you can afford me.
00:32:24 - I don't want you to read it.
00:32:34 I got you
00:32:38 Let me go.
00:32:40 Let me go! Let go!
00:32:45 Let go of it! Let go!
00:32:53 Ah, Jesus!
00:32:56 Whoo! Whoo, whoo!
00:32:59 - Ooh!
00:33:05 You think you're pretty strong,
00:33:16 What the hell is wrong with you?
00:33:23 If you're with a woman for any length of time,
00:33:27 If she doesn't answer, that's trouble.
00:33:29 And when trouble begins, it comes at you
00:33:34 Oliver was a sitting duck.
00:33:36 I think you're gonna be
00:33:39 ...especially if the rumours are true.
00:33:41 Well, there may be a Senate
00:33:45 - We could definitely be of help with that.
00:33:49 - What's the matter?
00:33:52 - Could I have some more coffee, please?
00:33:56 Regarding your Senate confirmation...
00:33:58 ...it may not be a bad idea for us
00:34:04 - Oliver?
00:34:06 Do you think you're having a heart attack?
00:34:12 - Call an ambulance!
00:34:15 - Hang in there, Oliver.
00:34:25 You're doing just fine.
00:34:27 - Somebody called for the defibrillator.
00:34:35 How's it goin'?
00:34:37 You may be the only person
00:34:41 The wife stabbed me in the stomach.
00:34:45 With a nail file this time.
00:34:48 - She's training to be a manicurist.
00:34:50 - They make good money, you know?
00:34:55 They always feel bad after.
00:34:57 Mr Rose? I'm Dr Gordon.
00:35:00 - Dr Hillerman. Jason Larrabee called us.
00:35:03 - We were here first.
00:35:06 Babes, take it easy.
00:35:10 - Did someone call my wife?
00:35:12 I need to write her a note...
00:35:16 - Let's get him to CICU.
00:35:20 I'll get the pen back once we get there.
00:35:25 - Is my wife here?
00:35:28 Get me some pictures. Upper GI.
00:35:31 You're gonna have to swallow some barium.
00:35:38 Nothing is more important
00:35:41 That's where people
00:35:44 Perdóname, señora. La señora Rose
00:35:48 - There's an urgent phone call for you.
00:35:52 Hello?
00:35:53 Oh, God!
00:35:55 Oh, my God! All right. I'm leaving right now.
00:35:59 - My husband's had a heart attack.
00:36:02 Don't worry. Your luncheon's gonna
00:36:08 The x-rays showed an oesophageal tear.
00:36:12 Right there.
00:36:14 The pain symptoms are identical to angina.
00:36:16 Stress, coffee, spicy foods, gas.
00:36:20 Your nerve endings get irritated. You know
00:36:24 Could you get this hiatal hernia, say...
00:36:27 ...by being squeezed
00:36:32 No.
00:36:34 - So I'm not going to die?
00:36:40 Thank you.
00:36:45 - You can wait right here.
00:36:53 Oliver! You're alive!
00:36:55 Yeah, it was something else.
00:36:59 You're alive!
00:37:02 - So what are you gonna do?
00:37:05 - I'll wait with you.
00:37:10 Think we can get that nurse to come
00:37:18 - She should be here any minute.
00:37:26 It's stuffy in these places.
00:37:40 - I got us enough booze for the whole trip.
00:37:43 I couldn't remember whether you wanted
00:37:48 Thank you, Gavin.
00:37:54 - Salud.
00:38:06 All those lives going on out there...
00:38:09 People we'll never meet...
00:38:15 We can't know.
00:38:17 In your own life, by this point,
00:38:24 - But you don't know.
00:38:29 It's always just when you think
00:38:32 ...when, bingo, something comes along
00:38:37 Why do you think Barbara
00:38:41 I don't know.
00:39:12 Hiya, Bennie. Come here, sweetheart.
00:39:15 Where is everybody, huh?
00:39:18 I guess you're the only one who
00:39:44 Oliver!
00:39:45 You don't know how happy I am to see you!
00:39:50 - You didn't come to the hospital.
00:39:54 No. Well, I called and...
00:39:56 ...well, everything seemed to be...
00:40:00 I just... I didn't want to disturb you.
00:40:02 Disturb me?
00:40:06 Oliver! You weren't dying.
00:40:09 - You didn't even call.
00:40:13 - Not to me.
00:40:15 ...she said that you weren't dying.
00:40:18 Well, I thought I was dying!
00:40:23 I wrote you a note...
00:40:31 I can't read your handwriting.
00:40:34 I was on a gurney being rushed
00:40:40 It says:
00:40:44 "My love, by the time you
00:40:48 "My life was... fun...
00:40:51 ...full... beyond my dreams. "
00:40:58 "All I have... and all I am, I owe to you. "
00:41:04 "You gave me courage
00:41:07 ...the strength to... "
00:41:10 Oh, this is where I had a spasm.
00:41:12 Uh... I can't read it, but the next line says:
00:41:16 "I lie here, feeling my life ebb away. "
00:41:21 "I cling to your image. "
00:41:24 "I will take you with me to eternity. "
00:41:28 "I cherish you. "
00:41:32 "I thank merciful God for you. "
00:41:37 I didn't have the strength to sign it.
00:41:44 I'm... I'm sure they, um...
00:41:48 ...they would've told me who it was from.
00:41:56 I can't believe
00:41:59 I didn't see any point in alarming you until
00:42:06 Your mother
00:42:10 Yeah, well, you still should have called.
00:42:14 You should have.
00:42:16 I'm sure your mother didn't want
00:42:19 The important thing is your father is alive.
00:42:29 We've always been a family
00:42:32 If anything important happens,
00:42:38 That's the rule.
00:42:42 Yeah.
00:42:49 # Only you
00:42:54 # Can make this world seem right
00:43:00 # Only you, and you alone
00:43:07 # Can thrill me like you do
00:43:13 # And fill my heart with love
00:43:18 # For only you...
00:43:28 - What's going on?
00:43:35 It's 3 o'clock in the morning.
00:43:42 I wasn't sure why I didn't go to the hospital,
00:43:46 I'd just like to put today behind us, OK?
00:43:48 OK.
00:43:53 I was gonna drive to the hospital,
00:43:58 Cos I never think that anything really terrible
00:44:05 And I was getting on the expressway...
00:44:08 ...and suddenly I had
00:44:13 And I knew what it would feel like
00:44:17 ...to not have you in my life.
00:44:20 And I got so scared, I had to pull over.
00:44:23 Oh.
00:44:27 Well, you don't have to be scared any more.
00:44:33 I got scared because I felt happy.
00:44:52 You were happy because I was dead?
00:44:56 I was happy to be free.
00:44:58 Like a weight had been lifted.
00:45:02 - Like a weight had been lifted?
00:45:07 So, how am I supposed to respond?
00:45:13 I thought it was important.
00:45:43 I think you owe me an apology, Barbara.
00:45:46 If you have something to say,
00:45:54 I want a divorce.
00:46:00 No, you don't.
00:46:02 You can't have one!
00:46:06 I've thought about this a lot.
00:46:08 I really don't want
00:46:18 Why do you want a divorce?
00:46:21 Did... did I do something?
00:46:26 I can't give you specifics, Oliver.
00:46:30 - Well, try!
00:46:38 Is there somebody else? Another man?
00:46:41 No.
00:46:43 - A woman?
00:46:47 I should be the one asking for a divorce!
00:46:49 I was rushed to hospital
00:46:51 - Indigestion.
00:46:54 Oh, you're such an expert
00:46:58 OK, OK, OK. I'm sorry.
00:47:01 I'm the bad person.
00:47:04 No! No. I think I need...
00:47:07 I think you owe me...
00:47:09 ...after this many pretty goddamn good
00:47:14 I worked my ass off to make enough money
00:47:18 ...and you owe me a reason that makes sense.
00:47:22 So let's hear it.
00:47:26 Because...
00:47:29 ...when I watch you eat...
00:47:31 ...when I see you asleep...
00:47:34 ...when I look at you lately...
00:47:36 ...I just wanna smash your face in.
00:47:42 Come on, smash my face.
00:48:04 The next time... I hit back.
00:48:10 And you'd better get yourself
00:48:14 The best your money can buy.
00:48:40 - What does she want?
00:48:43 I've always taken care of my kids.
00:48:45 And they will be 18 in one year,
00:48:49 - What about alimony?
00:48:54 I'm making money with my business.
00:48:59 Well, I'm a lucky guy.
00:49:01 My client is being more than fair, Mr Rose.
00:49:04 She's waived alimony and she's willing to
00:49:09 ...in exchange for the house and all of
00:49:15 ...his clothing?
00:49:17 - Everything I made went into that house.
00:49:21 Every piece of furniture is where it is
00:49:25 If your client has finished yammering,
00:49:28 ...that a wife does not
00:49:32 I thought you told her that
00:49:38 - I told her what?
00:49:41 Here it is.
00:49:43 I quote: "My love...
00:49:46 ...by the time you... "
00:49:48 Boy, what a handwriting.
00:49:51 "By the time you receive this, I may be gone. "
00:49:55 Uh... Blah, blah, blah...
00:49:59 "All I am and all I have, I owe to you. "
00:50:05 You wrote this, Mr Rose?
00:50:10 Excuse me, Mr Thurmont, you tiny,
00:50:16 ...could I have a word with my wife, please?
00:50:20 Certainly.
00:50:26 If this is a who-can-sink-lowest-fastest
00:50:31 By showing him my letter...
00:50:33 ...you have sunk below
00:50:37 ...at the bottom of a New Jersey scum swamp.
00:50:43 I may have let you have the house,
00:50:46 ...you'll never get it.
00:50:48 You will never get that house.
00:50:52 Do you understand?
00:50:55 You will never get that house.
00:51:02 - We'll see.
00:51:16 Maybe I shouldn't have
00:51:18 Dear girl, by the time this is all over...
00:51:21 ...you'll think of today
00:51:28 What do you call 500 lawyers
00:51:33 An excellent start.
00:51:37 I used to resent jokes like that.
00:51:41 Now I see them as simple truths.
00:51:46 - Lawyers...
00:51:52 Hello.
00:51:54 Honey, I can't talk right now.
00:51:57 Love you, miss you, want you... Bye!
00:52:04 I recently married.
00:52:08 Which is the last thing I ever thought
00:52:13 When it comes to women...
00:52:20 I know I'm a better lawyer,
00:52:25 I'll never make another mistake
00:52:31 Let's just concentrate on the job at hand.
00:52:33 She wants the house. You want the house.
00:52:36 - I'm the one who's living in a hotel room!
00:52:40 - She claims she found the house.
00:52:43 Yeah, but that's not the point. She says
00:52:47 I'm not keeping score but, if I were,
00:52:52 Of all the really... good stuff.
00:52:54 Those wonderful Staffordshire dogs...
00:52:57 In fact, most of the Staffordshires, I found.
00:53:02 And that stove in the kitchen? She wouldn't
00:53:06 Shoes. That's what she's good at buying.
00:53:09 I gotta have shelves in the closet
00:53:13 Here we go. You're gonna love this.
00:53:16 Civil Code, Title 16-9-0-4, Section C.
00:53:19 I used this once for a freebie divorce
00:53:24 Read.
00:53:26 "For the purposes of subsections
00:53:29 Here. Skip down to...
00:53:33 "Parties who have pursued separate
00:53:36 ...shall be deemed to have lived apart...
00:53:39 ...even though they reside
00:53:44 Even though they reside
00:53:47 Yeah. The law was put on the books
00:53:49 Folks who couldn't afford
00:53:53 - So I can move back in.
00:53:57 ...it shows you're committed to the property.
00:54:01 I can work on her,
00:54:04 No. No, Oliver, you don't even
00:54:07 Women can be a lot meaner than we think.
00:54:09 Never underestimate her as an adversary.
00:54:12 No, no, no, I won't. Don't worry about me.
00:54:16 - Gavin... thank you.
00:00:08 - This is the stupidest thing you've ever done!
00:00:12 - You can't stay here!
00:00:14 Title 16-9-0-4, Section C.
00:00:19 Look it up, tootsie pie.
00:00:27 # Tis the season to be jolly
00:00:30 # Fa la la la-la la-la la-la
00:00:32 # Don we now our gay apparel...
00:00:35 OK, Mom, you're on.
00:00:39 Let me see that bag.
00:00:50 Is that what you're gonna put on top?
00:00:53 - Yes, it is.
00:00:55 - Josh, plug it in, please.
00:01:15 - It's a short.
00:01:17 One of the ornaments
00:01:24 Fine.
00:01:26 You take care of it, Oliver.
00:01:33 Come on, it's Christmas time.
00:01:37 - I have to go out.
00:02:02 - Oh, God, my house is on fire!
00:02:05 Really, you idiot!
00:02:10 Wait up, babe!
00:02:13 Oh, my God!
00:02:15 Omar, do something!
00:02:16 - Fire!
00:02:19 Fire! Fire!
00:02:22 Call the police! I'll get the extinguisher!
00:02:24 991. 999. 911.
00:02:28 - Stay out of the way!
00:02:30 "One: store in a cool place.
00:02:34 - "Three: stand back, aim away from face. "
00:02:38 - Dad, hurry!
00:02:45 Dad! The curtain!
00:03:04 It's over. Thank God I was here!
00:03:08 The whole house could have gone up.
00:03:10 OK, OK. I'll get a sponge
00:03:15 Maybe a rake... or a bulldozer.
00:03:38 It might not have been the lights.
00:03:41 You always know.
00:04:02 Rather than argue about who supposedly
00:04:07 - Time is passing.
00:04:10 Right. If we leave settlement to the court,
00:04:13 So I've come up with a fair solution.
00:04:16 - You wanna hear it?
00:04:18 Now, I understand your point of view.
00:04:22 That's worth a lot.
00:04:28 - How did you arrive at that number?
00:04:31 - You do almost the same things as Susan.
00:04:36 Barbara!
00:04:37 There is no comparison whatsoever
00:04:41 Her salary is a base, so I doubled it.
00:04:44 And that wasn't enough,
00:04:47 ...and that's how I came up with this figure.
00:04:50 $490,633, approximately.
00:04:54 I shall give you that in cash. It won't be easy.
00:04:56 It'll be harder than hell,
00:04:59 You just have to, you know,
00:05:02 You owe me. You've gotten more out of
00:05:06 I'm not even gonna ask you what that means.
00:05:12 With my money! It's a lot easier to spend it
00:05:15 You might not have made it
00:05:18 You weren't even multi or gasmic
00:05:22 You expect me to keep
00:05:24 ...even now when we disgust each other?!
00:05:36 Don't let this bother you.
00:05:44 The red areas are hers.
00:05:47 The yellow areas are mine.
00:05:49 Green is neutral.
00:05:52 The kitchen was difficult, but Barbara
00:05:58 This seems rational to you both?
00:06:01 Yeah.
00:06:04 Oliver, my father used to say...
00:06:06 ...that a man could never outdo a woman
00:06:10 Why don't you let her have the house?
00:06:14 No, no, no. I'm going to win because
00:06:19 Oliver, there is no winning in this.
00:06:25 I got more square footage.
00:06:52 Sorry to disturb you, but I was wondering
00:06:58 - Did Oliver send you for it?
00:07:05 All right, you got me there.
00:07:07 Which is good,
00:07:10 It's nice to see somebody
00:07:15 - Good night, Susan.
00:07:19 - Oh, kitty. Kitty, wait.
00:07:22 Kitty, kitty...
00:07:41 Do you want me to call around
00:07:44 I'll find one.
00:07:47 - Should I come?
00:07:51 - These are my favourite kind of cars.
00:07:54 Of course.
00:08:09 It's cosy.
00:08:29 - What was that?
00:08:36 Oh, Kitty! Oh, mein Gott.
00:08:43 Look, why don't you go into the house
00:08:48 - Ziploc?
00:08:51 Oh, kitty. Kitty, kitty, kitty.
00:08:54 So much for the nine lives myth.
00:09:10 Here, kitty. Here, kitty, kitty, kitty.
00:09:13 Pss, pss, pss!
00:09:14 Here, kitty, kitty, kitty!
00:09:16 Here, puss, puss, puss!
00:09:18 Here, puss, puss, puss!
00:09:20 Pss, pss, pss.
00:09:22 Here, kitty, kitty, kitty.
00:09:26 Have you see my cat?
00:09:28 Are you talking to me?
00:09:40 Here, kitty, kitty, kitty. Come on, kitty.
00:09:43 Here, puss, puss, puss, puss.
00:09:45 Where are you, kitty? Come on!
00:09:48 Here, kitty, kitty!
00:09:50 Come on, kitty, kitty. Come on.
00:09:52 Here, puss, puss, puss.
00:09:54 Here, kitty. Here, kitty, kitty, kitty...
00:10:14 - What did you do with my cat?
00:10:19 I know something happened. Instead
00:10:24 - You killed your cat, Barbara.
00:10:29 Yes. One damn Dalmane
00:10:33 I had to get up in the middle of the night,
00:10:59 That supposed to scare me?
00:11:05 If you're looking for trouble, Barbara,
00:11:20 Oh, God.
00:11:22 Oh...
00:11:45 What do you expect?
00:11:49 Will you please? I'm asking you to leave!
00:11:53 No, it's my house...
00:11:55 ...and I'm going to stay.
00:12:18 Frankly, I'm concerned
00:12:23 I feel great.
00:12:26 I'll take time off
00:12:29 Why don't you take time before?
00:12:32 It's vital to the firm this comes off
00:12:37 I'm at my best. I won't let you down.
00:12:41 I'm in fantastic shape.
00:12:45 I thank you so much for caring.
00:13:18 - Mr D'Amato. There's someone in your office.
00:13:22 - Use words, Mary Ann.
00:13:25 I didn't think I should leave her
00:13:29 Yeah, I know... Yeah, I know!
00:13:35 Barbara.
00:13:39 You really shouldn't be here because
00:13:43 Well, I am here... ethical or not.
00:13:50 You don't mind if I tape this...
00:13:52 ...just so no one gets confused
00:13:59 What's on your mind?
00:14:03 Well, since you're the one
00:14:07 ...I thought you would advise him
00:14:10 Why? Sounds like you two
00:14:13 ...with the red areas and the green areas.
00:14:15 Gavin, ever since this thing started,
00:14:20 Most mornings I wake up sobbing.
00:14:23 I'm sorry. That's shitty.
00:14:26 But this morning... I woke up screaming.
00:14:30 And I couldn't stop.
00:14:32 I need this to end. This has to end!
00:14:37 - I suggested selling the house...
00:14:40 OK. You both seem to agree on that.
00:14:43 Gavin.
00:14:45 I don't have much money,
00:14:51 That'd be illegal.
00:15:02 Besides money...
00:15:07 ...what would it take
00:15:12 Put your shoes on, Barbara.
00:15:16 - Have you ever made angry love?
00:15:19 Hey, hey!
00:15:21 Stop it!
00:15:23 This is ridiculous. Button up!
00:15:26 You wanna settle this? Let's all sit down
00:15:31 - There is no compromise.
00:15:44 Worth a shot.
00:15:54 You know where I am
00:16:30 Sometimes I wonder what might have
00:16:36 But I didn't.
00:16:40 I should have seen her toes
00:16:46 - Stinking bitch.
00:16:48 - Slut.
00:16:50 - Filth.
00:16:52 - Morning, Susan.
00:17:01 - I made you some sandwiches for the trip.
00:17:04 You may be hungry later.
00:17:10 There's some things I should tell you.
00:17:14 - You told me you loved me.
00:17:16 And about drugs - don't do 'em. And sex -
00:17:21 Just... about women.
00:17:25 Don't be led by your emotions.
00:17:28 Just cos you screwed up doesn't mean I will,
00:17:33 Josh. Don't leave like this.
00:17:36 - I'm pissed at you!
00:17:40 You wanna take a swing at me?
00:17:43 Is that gonna make you feel better?
00:17:57 What are you and Dad gonna do
00:18:00 Don't be silly.
00:18:02 Your father and I need some time alone
00:18:06 By the time summer school starts,
00:18:09 Then I'll make a celebration dinner
00:18:14 We'll work it out.
00:18:16 - You promise?
00:18:20 You know I love you.
00:18:24 - My sweet girl.
00:18:27 I'll be back for my things.
00:18:29 I will be thinking the best for you.
00:18:33 So long.
00:18:35 - Take care, Susan.
00:18:45 - You have a great time, kids.
00:18:48 Bye!
00:18:55 Here, Bennie.
00:19:06 At 15, I became an evolutionist,
00:19:11 We came from mud.
00:19:13 And after 3.8 billion years of evolution,
00:19:19 No divorce lawyer can doubt that.
00:19:25 We can nail her. She's having
00:19:29 The food critic from The Post
00:19:32 She sent me this phoney
00:19:35 ...saying the house is being gassed
00:19:39 - She can have dinner parties.
00:19:43 She can lie.
00:19:45 She took two of my Staffordshire figures.
00:19:48 Any dealer would give you
00:19:51 She is financing her dinner with my things.
00:19:53 I want to file criminal charges
00:19:58 - Unless you have proof, there aren't grounds.
00:20:02 Did she get to you?
00:20:04 - Did you bang her?
00:20:08 She was great. She was a gymnast.
00:20:14 She was?
00:20:17 Yeah.
00:20:20 Look, Oliver...
00:20:22 I lost my train of thought.
00:20:24 Come on, Gavin. Let's have her arrested.
00:20:26 I don't think you should stay in the house.
00:20:32 No. You're selling me out. You don't
00:20:37 You don't want to go to this mat, Oliver.
00:20:39 Look. I respect you, Oliver.
00:20:44 As a professional and a friend,
00:20:47 ...you're gonna lose. Give it up.
00:20:51 I understand what you're saying.
00:20:57 You're fired.
00:21:05 Now, some of the dishes tonight are new.
00:21:07 Some, I've no doubt made for you before.
00:21:10 But they are all my favourite dishes
00:21:20 Hello, darling. Sorry I'm late.
00:21:23 Well, I guess I'd better not sit too close
00:21:28 Atchoo!
00:21:44 Now I guess I'll go in and piss on the fish.
00:21:54 Oliver, these people are my clients.
00:21:58 I have the food editor
00:22:01 Is everything all right?
00:22:07 - I would never humiliate you like this.
00:22:19 Leaving so soon, baby doll? Huh?
00:22:22 A family tiff seems to be developing.
00:22:24 I don't know if we should leave, but
00:22:40 No!
00:22:49 What? What? What are you doing?!
00:22:52 What? What are you doing?!
00:22:56 Do you see what she's doing?!
00:24:07 Get out of the car, hon.
00:24:12 You're gonna have to kill me.
00:24:17 I mean it, Oliver.
00:24:19 You don't have the guts!
00:24:21 Come on. Come on!
00:24:53 This is absurd. It's just absurd.
00:25:15 OK, the gloves are off.
00:25:20 Look, I don't wanna create a scene.
00:25:23 I mean, I, uh,
00:25:26 But the gloves are off!
00:25:36 Chickenshit.
00:25:58 Your guests would have loved this.
00:26:05 I expected a little more imagination
00:26:13 Guess I'll go clean up.
00:26:37 Not the Staffordshires.
00:26:41 - You love them as much as I do.
00:27:21 Don't you touch that.
00:27:26 What are you doing?!
00:27:35 - Give that to me!
00:27:37 - Give it to me!
00:27:42 Ugh!
00:27:49 Good night.
00:28:11 Bennie?
00:28:15 Bennie!
00:28:19 Bennie?
00:28:29 The Bermuda high-pressure system is
00:28:34 Look for a high today of 92 degrees.
00:28:36 Not a good day
00:28:38 Good advice, especially
00:28:42 Sara Murphy is at the Pentagon...
00:28:44 ... with a report on whether women
00:28:48 So far, it was a pretty normal
00:28:50 A few bruises, some broken dishes,
00:28:54 But I think you should have
00:29:00 There are two dilemmas...
00:29:07 How do you hold onto someone
00:29:12 And how do you get rid of someone
00:30:03 I opened a great old one, to let it breathe.
00:30:12 You look beautiful.
00:30:15 - I feel good.
00:30:17 The Larrabee confirmation hearing
00:30:23 I was surprised, happily surprised,
00:30:30 Thank you for the wine.
00:30:45 Same here.
00:31:25 - We've made a mess of things, Oliver.
00:31:29 - I want to start living a normal life again.
00:31:33 Sitting here like this,
00:31:39 We can be happy... just not together.
00:31:44 I want to ask you one last time to leave.
00:31:48 I can't do that. I won't.
00:31:53 You make so much money, Oliver.
00:31:55 You can buy another house
00:31:58 Except you.
00:32:01 You may find this hard to believe...
00:32:06 I still...
00:32:09 ...want you.
00:32:12 - I find it hard to believe.
00:32:19 Well, I... Yeah, I have
00:32:23 ...I think I'm a good person, as people go...
00:32:27 What can we do to patch things up?
00:32:32 - I don't know.
00:32:35 - I can't.
00:32:38 - I don't know.
00:32:41 - Just tell me.
00:32:46 I guess you don't wanna talk about it.
00:32:49 No, I don't wanna talk about it.
00:32:51 Oliver...
00:32:53 ...if you don't get out of here now,
00:32:58 How far? Tell me.
00:33:00 We've been horrible to each other,
00:33:03 We haven't passed any point of no return.
00:33:07 - I have.
00:33:10 Nobody who makes pâté this good
00:33:19 That depends on what the pâté is made of.
00:33:32 Woof.
00:33:42 Bennie?
00:33:47 A good dog to the last bite.
00:33:57 Goddamn you!
00:34:01 Jesus Christ!
00:34:53 I'll give you the chandelier.
00:35:11 Barbara?
00:35:14 Shit!
00:35:16 You can't get out!
00:35:20 I know this house too well!
00:35:24 Where the hell is she?
00:36:52 I guess I'm on top now. And you're helpless.
00:36:55 I can do anything I want.
00:36:58 Stop it! I mean it! Stop it!
00:37:04 Oh! Oh, God. Oh, you smell so dirty-sweet.
00:37:10 Oh, Barbie... Oh, we need this, Barbie. Yeah...
00:37:13 No, don't talk!
00:37:15 Don't talk. Oliver...
00:37:18 ...I want to say hello to the
00:37:25 You haven't called him that in years.
00:37:30 Oh, Barbara! Oh, Barbara! Oh!
00:37:35 Oh, yes!
00:37:41 Oh, Barbara... Ba...
00:37:48 Oh, God! Agh!
00:38:05 Was it as good for you as it was for me?
00:38:49 Oh, what's going on here?
00:39:15 Oh!
00:39:25 Oh, I'm sorry.
00:39:27 I thought you were Barbara.
00:39:30 Mr Rose, what's going on here? Are you OK?
00:39:34 I'm... I'm fine. Fine.
00:39:38 Listen, Susan...
00:39:40 ...I’m in the middle of something now.
00:39:44 Let me get the door for you.
00:39:46 - Is Mrs Rose all right?
00:39:50 Where is she? Is she OK?
00:39:54 Barbara. Susan's here!
00:39:58 - She wants to know if you're OK.
00:40:05 Thank you for dropping by, Susan.
00:40:08 Come outside with me, Mr Rose.
00:40:11 Let's go.
00:40:17 Wait a minute. I forgot something.
00:40:20 What?
00:40:22 - Barbara.
00:40:24 - Mr Rose! Mr Rose!
00:40:28 Oh, no!
00:40:32 Oh, mein Gott. Mrs Rose!
00:40:56 # Only you
00:41:09 # Can
00:41:23 # Can
00:41:28 What fresh hell is this?
00:41:35 # Only
00:41:41 # You
00:41:46 # Can
00:42:04 Hi.
00:42:08 I brought you a surprise.
00:42:54 # Nah-nah na nah-nah na
00:42:59 You are a jerk.
00:43:08 I'll tell you what.
00:43:11 You say it's mine...
00:43:14 ...and you can have everything in this house.
00:43:18 OK.
00:43:20 It's mine.
00:43:53 - Barbara.
00:43:58 Barbara! Barbara, I'm sorry.
00:44:02 You OK?
00:44:45 Well, well, well!
00:44:51 I'd be glad to help you...
00:44:56 No.
00:44:57 Please don't break
00:45:09 Oh! That's better.
00:45:17 I'm gonna save you whether you like it or not.
00:45:21 That won't work.
00:45:24 It's too heavy. It'll pull you off.
00:45:26 It'll work.
00:45:45 Oliver!
00:46:03 Almost.
00:46:06 All right. All right.
00:46:10 I think I can swing this over to the balcony.
00:46:13 - Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
00:46:18 I loosened the bolt.
00:46:21 Ooh! Ooh, that's a good one.
00:46:30 Gavin! Gavin!
00:46:34 - Gavin...
00:46:37 Thank God you're here!
00:46:41 They're in there. They're over the edge!
00:46:45 I guess at this point, there's no
00:46:51 Through all that's happened...
00:46:58 I know.
00:47:02 And through all this...
00:47:05 ...you loved me too, didn't you?
00:47:15 Get that, would you, Oliver?
00:47:20 - No?
00:47:27 Oh, mein Gott.
00:47:29 Oliver! Barbara!
00:47:32 - Gavin!
00:47:34 - Gavin, get a ladder!
00:47:41 I knew everything would be all right.
00:47:51 Gavin!
00:47:55 - Gavin!
00:48:05 We're gonna be all right.
00:48:08 Yeah.
00:48:10 Each of them can hold... at least 200 pounds.
00:49:25 We're coming!
00:50:26 Mein Gott. They are dead.
00:50:50 Some story, huh?
00:50:57 What's the moral?
00:50:59 Other than dog people should marry
00:51:06 I don't know.
00:51:08 It could be just this:
00:51:11 ...a civilised divorce
00:51:17 Maybe because of what happened,
00:51:20 Maybe it's not natural
00:51:25 My parents did it.
00:51:27 63 years.
00:51:29 A few of 'em good!
00:51:35 So, look. Here it is.
00:51:38 We can begin.
00:51:41 When it comes to your wife...
00:51:43 ...I’m going to urge you to be generous
00:51:49 The all-important thing is to get you through
00:51:54 ...so that you can begin rebuilding your life.
00:51:57 OK?
00:52:02 Or...
00:52:06 ...you can get up...
00:52:09 ...and go home...
00:52:11 ...and try to find some shred...
00:52:15 ...of what you once loved
00:52:24 It's your life.
00:52:29 Take a minute.
00:53:06 Hi, what are you doing?
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