Wayne s World 2

en
00:00:39 Extreme close-up!
00:00:48 OK. All right.
00:00:50 All right. Here we are
00:00:53 the abandoned Acme Doll factory
00:00:57 - An official babe lair.
00:01:02 I feel sorry for guys
00:01:05 OK. You've probably noticed
00:01:09 Usually, at this time on Aurora
00:01:13 They didn't want our 10:30 time slot.
00:01:16 But we were able to talk Plant World
00:01:20 Although they didn't want to change.
00:01:22 Fortunately, White Supremacy World
00:01:27 Finally, the reason we're on early
00:01:30 is because we're going to a concert
00:01:32 - Excellent.
00:01:35 Did I mention
00:01:42 Until next week,
00:01:46 - Party on, Wayne!
00:01:57 And we're out.
00:01:59 - All right! Let's move, people!
00:02:03 - To the Mirthmobile.
00:02:16 All right!
00:02:27 Hi. I'm Wayne Campbell. Excellent.
00:02:33 Let me bring you up to speed.
00:02:38 There's a lot to tell you,
00:02:45 A year has passed. I'm a little older
00:02:50 I'm starting to get hair
00:02:53 I feel like
00:02:56 I still go out
00:02:59 She's cutting a record demo
00:03:01 Her career's really taking off.
00:03:13 What a babe! She'd give a dog a bone!
00:03:19 But you know,
00:03:23 everybody's really hassling me
00:03:26 To become an adult.
00:03:28 I feel like I'm in a John Hughes
00:03:33 But what I'd really like to do
00:03:36 Something big, something mega,
00:03:42 But I'll probably
00:03:46 mopping up hurl and lung butter.
00:04:00 You remember my best friend
00:04:04 I almost forgot.
00:04:14 You didn't tell them
00:04:17 No, of course not.
00:04:24 You are listening to WPIG, the Pig.
00:04:27 - All rock, all the time.
00:04:33 Handsome Dan coming at you on
00:04:38 America's rock authority. What do
00:04:56 God, Handsome Dan is so cool.
00:05:00 I bet he's totally studly and buffed.
00:05:03 With that voice,
00:05:18 Welcome to Mikita's.
00:05:20 I'd like 'rullers, 'ugar, 'ucks
00:05:27 And then I think I would like a large...
00:05:33 And could I please have
00:05:37 ...raspberry and a 'nge drink?
00:05:41 - I'm sorry. And 'eaker 'oken.
00:05:46 A cruller, two sugar pucks,
00:05:49 a raspberry jelly doughnut,
00:05:55 - Yeah.
00:06:04 I'm so psyched.
00:06:12 But where are we supposed
00:06:17 Backstage laminates.
00:06:36 Encore! Encore!
00:07:40 Let's go!
00:07:46 Garth! Somebody just grabbed my butt!
00:07:50 - All right!
00:07:59 It's like a thousand fingers
00:08:03 - I'm having fun.
00:08:24 - You guys wail! You guys rule, man!
00:08:29 - Dude looks like a lady...
00:08:37 All right! Coming by!
00:08:38 Excuse me!
00:08:53 Excuse us. Excuse me.
00:09:02 They're cool.
00:09:10 - There she is. Cassandra!
00:09:20 - Campbell!
00:09:23 - Sorry we couldn't sit together.
00:09:28 I want you to meet somebody.
00:09:32 - Excellent.
00:09:34 - Bobby's my record producer.
00:09:39 I don't have to tell you how
00:09:43 You've heard, you've seen, you know.
00:09:45 Scott. I want you to meet someone.
00:09:51 - Hi.
00:09:53 - Actually, Wayne.
00:09:56 - Bobby says you're very talented.
00:10:01 I want to ask you something.
00:10:07 - Don't you hate schmoozing?
00:10:14 Stand back, please!
00:10:21 We're not worthy! We're not worthy!
00:10:24 - You're worthy. Get up.
00:10:29 - Thanks a lot. We'll see you inside.
00:10:37 Excellent.
00:10:39 Gotcha. Great. Hold on.
00:10:43 Excuse me.
00:10:49 - Jeez. Wayne, look.
00:10:56 And she's signalling to us!
00:11:00 Heather be thy name.
00:11:03 Schwing!
00:11:07 - Bobby!
00:11:09 - Are you coming?
00:11:13 - This is Cassandra.
00:11:15 We're supposed to be in there.
00:11:17 - No, you're not.
00:11:20 A lot of people's girlfriends
00:11:24 Denied.
00:11:46 Hi! Where are you from?
00:11:49 I'm from Cicero.
00:11:53 Are you those guys
00:11:56 - Wayne's World?
00:11:59 - No!
00:12:03 If Wayne says we're not,
00:12:07 How long does it take
00:12:10 It takes me 40 minutes door-to-door.
00:12:12 My ma gave me a dollar and
00:12:23 Dogs. Dogs.
00:12:28 ...and Marilyn. Marilyn.
00:12:32 I saw the creature.
00:13:26 - Who are you?
00:13:30 - Cool. Who's he?
00:13:36 Cool.
00:13:39 Why have you brought me here?
00:13:41 To help you find some answers, Wayne.
00:13:45 - Answers to what?
00:13:47 Two trains travelling at 60mph, one
00:13:52 No. Ask me a question
00:13:56 What am I supposed to do
00:13:59 You should put on a concert
00:14:03 - How will I get the bands to come?
00:14:08 But I don't know
00:14:11 You must go to England and find a man
00:14:15 the greatest roadie that ever lived.
00:14:16 He was with us in the good times
00:14:19 He'll help you. Any more questions?
00:14:23 Will Garth ever get his
00:14:26 It was sent to the wrong house.
00:14:29 It will arrive tomorrow with
00:14:32 The Stanley Cup - 100 Years of Glory.
00:14:38 How do I get back?
00:14:40 - Follow the weird naked Indian.
00:14:45 Wake up, Wayne!
00:14:49 Garth! I just had the most vivid
00:14:54 Last night, Jim Morrison spoke to me.
00:14:57 He told me that the purpose
00:15:03 Guess what finally came in the mail?
00:15:08 I guess they sent it
00:15:10 My Sports Illustrated
00:15:13 - Oh, my God!
00:15:15 My Sports Illustrated
00:15:21 Oh, my God.
00:15:22 ...and the History of the
00:15:26 Garth, it's a sign!
00:15:30 We will put on a concert.
00:15:51 This must be the place.
00:15:53 Maybe we should've called Cassandra
00:15:56 Garth, it's us. No one'll hassle us.
00:16:07 Excuse me, what are you guys
00:16:10 I'm stacking these chickens
00:16:14 Jim makes sure we have
00:16:16 So you're selling watermelons?
00:16:19 No, we just make sure there's plenty
00:16:23 - What do they do?
00:16:29 That's... weird.
00:16:31 You got to wonder
00:16:47 - Cool.
00:16:51 We ought to overdub a track
00:16:55 Give them a few minutes.
00:16:59 The label figures
00:17:03 - They want you to come to the coast.
00:17:06 Not bad for a little girl
00:17:15 - What brings you here, Wayne?
00:17:20 - Yeah?
00:17:23 Last night I had a dream. We're gonna
00:17:28 - That's a great idea.
00:17:32 - A festival?
00:17:35 - Charming. What's it called?
00:17:42 It's called...
00:17:46 - It's called Waynestock.
00:17:50 Who's going to be there?
00:17:55 - Aerosmith and Pearl Jam.
00:18:03 Me and Wayne.
00:18:07 - And...
00:18:12 - Van Halen.
00:18:15 Yeah. Who else?
00:18:18 An old man fashioning a kayak
00:18:23 - What?
00:18:27 Rip Taylor's gonna be there.
00:18:28 Rip Taylor? He's a God in my country.
00:18:33 Great, 'cause he's gonna be there.
00:18:38 - I would be honoured.
00:18:41 You got some real gigs coming up.
00:18:44 Real gigs?
00:18:47 Lx-nay on the condescension-ay
00:18:51 - Bobby, can I ask you a question?
00:18:55 A sphincter says what?
00:19:00 I said, a sphincter says what?
00:19:06 You want me to say "what",
00:19:15 Is that it?
00:19:16 Oh, dear. Last guy didn't get.
00:19:22 We small. We better go.
00:19:26 - Where are you going?
00:19:29 I can't believe Paramount is paying
00:19:32 I thought they'd use doubles.
00:19:36 - Here we are at Piccadilly Circus.
00:19:41 Good call. There's no animals
00:19:43 What a rip-off.
00:19:47 Does Princess Di still live here?
00:19:59 Did Jim Morrison give you
00:20:03 - He said exactly london, England.
00:20:12 I don't know about this, Wayne.
00:20:24 - Del?
00:20:42 - Are you Del Preston?
00:20:47 - My name's Wayne Campbell.
00:20:49 That's terribly fascinating, man,
00:20:53 How can you sleep like that?
00:20:56 Listen, Sonny Jim, sleeping like this
00:21:06 I learned it from Keith Richards
00:21:16 That may be why Keith cannot be
00:21:23 - How can I be of assistance?
00:21:28 ...someone visited me in a dream
00:21:30 and told me that Del Preston
00:21:32 would help me put on a concert
00:21:35 A concert?
00:21:39 I'm afraid you've been misinformed.
00:21:47 I'm just an old geezer.
00:21:52 When I was working,
00:21:55 and the Rolling Stones.
00:21:57 It's not like the Grateful Dead
00:22:01 - Actually...
00:22:07 Look at this scrapbook.
00:22:10 - That's you with led Zeppelin.
00:22:14 My old lady put that together.
00:22:16 We must've toured every concert hall
00:22:18 me, my old lady and the road.
00:22:22 - Is that you and Bob Dylan?
00:22:24 - Who's the old lady?
00:22:28 It was fun,
00:22:33 But we came from America
00:22:37 I'm sorry.
00:22:40 Come on. Let's go.
00:22:45 Well, I still think you led
00:22:52 - It was nice meeting you.
00:22:58 Hang about.
00:23:01 Was it Jim Morrison?
00:23:04 - Yes!
00:23:08 - Yes!
00:23:13 Didn't you think
00:23:15 to see the crack
00:23:18 - Yes! Absolutely!
00:23:26 - Del, you'll really love Aurora.
00:23:31 Frank, this is Bobby.
00:23:36 What'd you think?
00:23:41 Yeah, the band is terrible.
00:23:45 They can't, I'm sure.
00:23:49 I'm working with them.
00:23:52 What the hell you doing there?
00:23:54 - She wants to stay here.
00:23:57 Same reason they all want to stay,
00:24:00 Don't worry. I'll get rid
00:24:04 I'd like to finish the album in IA.
00:24:07 All right, Bobby.
00:24:14 And there I am in Sri lanka,
00:24:19 looking for 1,000 brown M&Ms
00:24:23 or Ozzy
00:24:26 Jeff Beck pops his head
00:24:29 and mentions there's a little
00:24:33 We go, and it's closed.
00:24:36 There's me and Keith Moon
00:24:39 breaking into this
00:24:43 Instead of a guard dog, they've got
00:24:50 I managed to take out the tiger
00:24:54 but the shop owner and his son,
00:25:00 I had to beat them to death
00:25:06 Nasty business, really,
00:25:11 and Ozzy went on stage
00:25:15 That was excellent.
00:25:20 To put on a really great rock show,
00:25:22 like Knebworth in England
00:25:27 there is only one place
00:25:31 at Adlai Stevenson Memorial Park,
00:25:36 We better go check it out.
00:25:44 So, Wayne...?
00:25:46 I hear you're putting on
00:25:49 That's good. People need to be
00:25:55 I wish somebody'd do something
00:25:59 the voices that scream over and over,
00:26:02 "Why do they come to me to die?
00:26:25 - What do we do now?
00:26:31 Get the flashlight.
00:26:36 OK. There's the main gate,
00:26:41 - No, we're over here.
00:26:44 We turned left at the gate,
00:26:48 Garth! Wait a minute.
00:26:51 I know where we are.
00:26:59 - Listen.
00:27:08 - Turn it off!
00:27:20 Waynestock? You'd purposely invite
00:27:28 What's wrong
00:27:30 Entertainment is fine, but this...
00:27:34 We have lots of big acts
00:27:37 - Ice Capades, Tiny Toons, Kenny G...
00:27:56 We don't even get
00:27:59 We would love to put on
00:28:08 Betty Jo, could we have the permits
00:28:14 Thank you. You must fill out
00:28:19 Permit applications.
00:28:22 - Here you go.
00:28:28 Hey, you're the guy
00:28:34 - Betty Jo?
00:28:36 Thank you.
00:28:42 All right. Naturally, you'll need
00:28:48 approval from the guilds and unions,
00:28:53 the decibel level... What?
00:29:01 - What do you mean?
00:29:04 Why would we want to look
00:29:07 Is there something wrong
00:29:11 There's nothing wrong with my eye.
00:29:15 I'm what you call a partial ocular
00:29:19 I have perfect 20-20 vision
00:29:22 You're serious about
00:29:25 Are you kidding?
00:29:30 You realise there are certain
00:29:35 I'd like to think I have
00:29:41 I'm assuming you have the $5,000
00:29:47 ...or you wouldn't be here.
00:29:50 Baking powder?
00:29:54 Yes, we have that, actually.
00:29:58 Fine. Then all applications
00:30:01 and returned at least 10 working days
00:30:08 We'll run through these
00:30:12 cross the Ts and dot the...
00:30:18 ...lower-case Js.
00:30:26 I keep falling over. Oh, no.
00:30:31 Damn these high heels.
00:30:35 Cassandra...?
00:30:40 - Why do you go out with me?
00:30:44 Most guys are jerks.
00:30:50 Wait. Let me show you
00:30:54 - Isn't that great? Heard of it?
00:30:57 Have I ever seen this before?
00:31:02 If you lived in the suburbs,
00:31:05 It came in the mail
00:31:07 Look at this old one.
00:31:10 That is old. I bet those guys
00:31:16 Can you believe they don't make vinyl
00:31:19 - That is weird.
00:31:23 Bobby says...
00:31:27 No, of course not.
00:31:29 You know how these things start...
00:31:34 then he tells two friends,
00:31:38 and they tell their friends,
00:31:43 - You know how it goes.
00:31:48 I'm nice to him
00:31:51 If this deal falls through, I lose
00:31:55 You have nothing to worry about.
00:31:59 My dad's coming to visit.
00:32:02 Treat. I'm sure he'll just love me.
00:32:05 Yeah. If you're anything
00:32:11 - I'm nothing like him.
00:32:16 I haven't seen Garth in a while.
00:32:18 Garth's doing his laundry.
00:32:20 Too bad he doesn't
00:32:23 Yeah. Thanks for doing my laundry.
00:32:26 How do you get my clothes so white
00:32:30 It's an old Cantonese method
00:32:35 Wait a minute.
00:33:06 Hello.
00:33:08 Hi.
00:33:11 - I don't recall ever seeing you in here.
00:33:16 That's right. My mom used
00:33:20 I'm what you call "sans parents".
00:33:24 I can go to a movie
00:33:30 Welcome to the neighbourhood.
00:33:39 Would you like
00:33:43 Sure.
00:33:56 - What's your name?
00:34:02 - I'm Honey... Hornée.
00:34:06 That's Hornée. It's French.
00:34:09 OK, Miss Hornée.
00:34:14 Garth, would you like
00:34:17 I like to have dinner every night.
00:34:19 No, I mean us. You and me.
00:34:26 A date?
00:34:31 Finally. It took, like, two hours.
00:34:51 I like 'em teeny and toasty.
00:34:57 - Bye.
00:35:00 - Maybe we'll see each other around.
00:35:07 You forgot these.
00:35:21 Good night, Cassandra. Good work.
00:35:23 - Thanks. See you tomorrow.
00:35:28 I have got to get you to IA.
00:35:33 I like it here.
00:35:36 - What time is it?
00:35:39 Damn. I missed the start
00:35:43 OK. We're in a doll factory, right?
00:35:47 It reminds me
00:35:49 with that little guy that goes,
00:35:53 - Garth, I'm the leprechaun!
00:35:56 - I'm the leprechaun!
00:36:00 Don't try and steal me pot o' gold.
00:36:02 - Why do you like these guys?
00:36:06 If I wanted a guy
00:36:08 I could've stayed in Hong Kong.
00:36:12 - You mean a dime a dozen.
00:36:16 I think you underestimate them.
00:36:19 - Stop it, leprechaun man!
00:36:22 What did those monsters do to you?
00:36:23 - I'm not...
00:36:28 Come on, sweetie.
00:36:33 Sweetie, it's me...
00:36:35 - The leprechaun!
00:36:37 I'm the leprechaun.
00:36:39 Yeah. These guys, really sharp.
00:36:41 I'm scared! Want to leave, but can't.
00:36:46 - Want to move.
00:36:49 - You gonna move to Ireland?
00:36:50 'Cause I'm a leprechaun...
00:36:54 Wayne, we're here!
00:36:58 Here. Let me get the gate for you.
00:37:01 All righty. Come on in.
00:37:09 Cassandra, you look hot.
00:37:13 Sorry.
00:37:15 I'd like you to meet
00:37:19 Please meet you acquaintance,
00:38:11 Very well, if that is your custom.
00:38:37 I know all seven animal styles
00:38:41 The horse. The tiger.
00:38:43 The bat. The rat. The monkey.
00:38:46 The beetle.
00:39:43 Your tongue is quick. But your sword?
00:39:46 - Oh, no.
00:40:27 Hello? Can we talk later?
00:40:30 Just a moment.
00:40:33 Hello. Yes?
00:40:34 Can I call you back?
00:40:39 Yes, he received
00:41:01 Wayne, no!
00:41:06 You've impressed me.
00:41:17 We got a party tomorrow
00:41:19 It's kind of a fundraiser
00:41:21 Right. There'll be a $ 10
00:41:26 Because it's at Komrades,
00:41:39 I remember one time
00:41:42 Sri lanka. Formerly Ceylon.
00:41:47 I was looking for 1,000 brown M&Ms
00:41:52 or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage
00:41:56 Jeff Beck pops his head
00:41:58 and mentions there's a little
00:42:02 - Wayne! Garth!
00:42:06 Awesome party!
00:42:11 I feel great, man. I feel great!
00:42:14 I don't know, man.
00:42:18 But I feel great. You guys are great.
00:42:23 I'm gonna go pick a fight.
00:42:28 He's gotten a lot better.
00:42:30 - Way better.
00:42:33 - Thank you.
00:42:42 - How's it going?
00:42:46 It's looking good, Campbell.
00:42:48 - I'll be at the bar.
00:42:51 I'm so glad you made it.
00:42:53 I see. Wait. I have great news.
00:42:58 Bobby's taking me to IA
00:43:00 - Isn't that terrific?
00:43:07 I'm beside myself with joy.
00:43:11 Living on your own has its perks.
00:43:13 Your mom doesn't tell you
00:43:17 That's a real drag.
00:43:19 Because moms genetically hate music
00:43:23 And my dad, forget it.
00:43:26 He'd ruin a led Zeppelin
00:43:30 He hates music at the correct level.
00:43:33 But the shopkeeper and his son
00:43:40 I had to beat them to death
00:43:46 - What's the deal with Bobby?
00:43:51 It's getting a little out of hand.
00:43:54 Good call.
00:43:58 Excuse me. Everybody,
00:44:01 I'd like to say something.
00:44:06 We're really glad
00:44:08 We never knew we had so many friends
00:44:14 When we first had this idea
00:44:17 we didn't know if anyone would come.
00:44:19 But look...
00:44:25 I promised myself I wouldn't cry.
00:44:32 Party on!
00:45:23 Garth, I'm starting to get
00:45:27 I think something's going on.
00:45:41 Hello. Yes?
00:45:46 It is? Hello.
00:45:50 You don't know me.
00:45:52 I'm putting on a concert in Aurora,
00:45:58 Del, look. For years I thought
00:46:02 Woodstock?
00:46:05 - You were at Woodstock?
00:46:09 It rained all morning and then
00:46:16 That's it. I almost remembered
00:46:20 You can't remember what it was?
00:46:24 - Wayne, look what I made.
00:46:32 You guys got the permit applications?
00:46:37 Got the money?
00:46:39 Good for you. Most people
00:47:06 Position 1 to Position 2.
00:47:10 This is Position 2 in position.
00:47:13 Position 3. I read you.
00:47:16 - Position 4, do you copy? Over.
00:47:21 I've to go to IA
00:47:24 If you need anything...
00:47:37 Position 1 to Position 2.
00:47:41 This is Position 2 in position!
00:47:49 What is it?
00:47:55 Abort! We have been identified!
00:48:01 Abandon positions!
00:48:08 Wayne, let's run away!
00:48:34 Garth, it's locked! In here!
00:49:04 The Tool Box
00:49:20 Come on! Let's go!
00:49:45 Do it, Miss Thing! Do it! Do it!
00:50:18 Get it, girl! Get it, girl!
00:51:21 What's the matter? You look like you
00:51:27 - I think we should break up.
00:51:30 Because there comes a time when
00:51:36 I mean, I've got Waynestock, you've
00:51:43 and I just think it's time
00:51:50 I don't want to see other people.
00:51:52 - What about Bobby?
00:51:55 Come on! Do you think
00:52:00 I've no idea
00:52:02 Right! Come on, now!
00:52:13 - Where did these come from?
00:52:16 - You did spy on me.
00:52:24 Easy.
00:52:27 I think she took that well.
00:52:31 Let's go.
00:52:36 Ladies and gentlemen!
00:52:40 Your roadie training begins today.
00:52:46 You will get tired.
00:52:51 You will get aches and pains.
00:53:00 - Are you ready?
00:53:02 Roadies present
00:53:06 Let's begin.
00:53:14 Eye on the task! Come on. Let's go!
00:53:23 Jesus! It's crazy!
00:53:26 They're getting better, Del. Look.
00:53:38 Get that microphone!
00:53:46 You're worthless!
00:53:51 What's keeping you here?
00:53:54 - Why don't you just quit?
00:54:19 Thanks for coming in with me. I'm
00:54:31 Come. Come on.
00:54:41 Come on. Sit down.
00:54:46 And I'll fix us a little drink, OK?
00:55:17 There you are. An Old Fashioned.
00:55:25 This Coke's gone bad.
00:55:29 I just love a man
00:55:33 - You know what I wish?
00:55:35 I wish I could climb inside that big
00:55:40 Really?
00:55:42 - You know what I love?
00:55:44 I love the way those big,
00:55:49 Look at me.
00:55:53 I'll bet you like to be
00:55:57 When I was 17, my little sister tried
00:56:01 - I said, "No way."
00:56:08 - Oh, my God. You're so limber.
00:56:21 Do you have any Megadeth?
00:56:35 - Come with me.
00:56:52 I'm dancing.
00:56:58 You're real squiggly.
00:57:05 - Did you hurt yourself?
00:57:08 - Let me see. Oh. There.
00:57:12 Feel naughty. Feel naughty.
00:57:18 Boldly go where no man
00:57:20 - There's got to be a way to find...
00:57:24 Where?
00:57:27 - I'm gonna be frank.
00:57:32 Shut up and kiss me.
00:58:05 Can I have some cocoa later?
00:58:17 Good morning, darling.
00:58:21 I hope I wasn't
00:58:26 - Come. Hold me.
00:58:34 Party on.
00:58:37 He's bobbing.
00:58:41 Outside!
00:58:49 - Are you all right?
00:58:51 I feel like I'm in the delete bin
00:58:57 I'm sorry.
00:59:03 And I should know.
00:59:07 For I'm no longer a stranger
00:59:11 All right, man, all right.
00:59:15 - On that note, game on.
00:59:21 All right!
00:59:23 He's wheeling. He's dealing.
00:59:28 OK. Ladies and gentlemen, it takes
00:59:34 One backstage and one out front. Two.
00:59:42 One man alone cannot do this.
00:59:46 Wayne, you will run
00:59:50 Milton, you are the liaison
00:59:55 and Garth's frontstage team,
01:00:01 To the left and the right of
01:00:05 belt-fed M-60 Brownings.
01:00:07 These babies tend to heat up,
01:00:11 In the event of capture,
01:00:14 I will personally
01:00:17 to be placed under the tongue
01:00:22 Yeah. I have a question.
01:00:33 Thank you, Mr Scream. I'm gonna
01:00:37 giving us the low-down
01:00:41 Hi. We're here to see Handsome Dan.
01:00:45 Ja. I know. We've been expecting you,
01:00:50 I love your accent.
01:00:53 - I am from Sweden.
01:00:56 Knuergen, near the Bjoergen Fjords.
01:00:59 Nice to meet you, Bjergen Kjergen
01:01:01 from Knuergen
01:01:04 Knuergen...? That's Kluergen
01:01:08 - Ja.
01:01:11 Your rainfall varies from 40 inches
01:01:17 And your chief export
01:01:19 I did a project on Sweden
01:01:22 I am impressed with your quest
01:01:26 - Educated men are rare.
01:01:31 Then the next day in gym class,
01:01:32 I was on the minitramp,
01:01:38 I really wish I hadn't told you that.
01:01:40 I am sorry to hear of your illness,
01:01:45 your health for knowledge of my
01:01:50 I hope to make love to you
01:01:56 OK. All right. OK. All right.
01:02:01 Dick Van Dyke Show.
01:02:06 - Good work, my friend.
01:02:12 - Are you wearing Brut?
01:02:17 My woman likes me in cologne.
01:02:20 Wayne, Garth, let me get
01:02:31 Hi, Handsome Dan.
01:02:34 - I'm not Handsome Dan.
01:02:42 - Hi...
01:02:51 Back with you on WPIG,
01:02:56 Our special guests,
01:02:59 Wayne's World, all right.
01:03:01 Waynestock. Big event.
01:03:04 It's gonna be a big concert
01:03:09 - A big party with some great bands.
01:03:14 - There's still tickets left.
01:03:21 'Cause it's a chance
01:03:25 To do something...
01:03:29 Fun.
01:03:30 - And to put the city on the map.
01:03:35 - Work is hard.
01:03:41 I could say anything,
01:03:44 You wouldn't hear, 'cause you're
01:03:51 It's not challenging any more.
01:03:54 - True, Sphincter Boy?
01:04:00 Good information about Waynestock.
01:04:04 It's 16 minutes past the big hour.
01:04:13 Great. Good stuff.
01:04:24 - Hi. Bobby, it's Wayne Campbell.
01:04:30 It was written on
01:04:34 I'm looking for Cassandra. I have
01:04:39 I haven't seen her.
01:04:40 She said she might come to IA.
01:04:46 If I hear anything,
01:04:48 I have to go. I'm with someone.
01:04:52 OK. Thanks. Bye.
01:04:58 - Important call?
01:05:10 Let's get some lunch.
01:05:45 What you're saying is that
01:05:48 not to mess with
01:05:51 Yeah. Dig this, man...
01:05:57 I mean, he had a completely
01:06:00 He just couldn't groove. When two
01:06:05 one of them has to visit
01:06:09 That's amazing, man. Excuse me.
01:06:11 Wayne, I want you to meet a friend
01:06:17 - Nice to meet you, Mr Jr.
01:06:20 I gotta split.
01:06:23 Bye, Sammy. He's a good man.
01:06:27 And now, Wayne,
01:06:30 Listen, Jim,
01:06:32 We haven't sold any tickets,
01:06:35 Garth is distracted by chicks,
01:06:40 and on top of that,
01:06:43 To complete your journey, you have
01:06:47 This next little bit,
01:06:50 Keep the faith, my friend.
01:06:52 If you book them, they will come.
01:07:00 Jim, what if nobody shows up?
01:07:17 Sand. Cool.
01:07:23 Right. Right, Moe. I understand.
01:07:28 - Nervous?
01:07:32 I've never been
01:07:34 Nothing to worry about.
01:07:36 I have to fly to Aurora,
01:07:39 Waynestock?
01:07:43 - Nothing. Something she has to do.
01:07:47 Listen, Bobby's put together
01:07:51 You're making a great album.
01:07:56 You're in good hands. He's the best.
01:07:58 You listen to Bobby
01:08:01 A big star. Moe? Yeah.
01:08:07 We're almost out of time,
01:08:10 there are still plenty of excellent
01:08:16 Actually, there are about 10,000
01:08:19 excellent Waynestock
01:08:22 And I'd also
01:08:24 There's this rumour
01:08:28 and probably no one's gonna show up.
01:08:31 It's true that none of the bands
01:08:34 Jim Morrison
01:08:37 visited me in the night and assured
01:08:41 That's all the time
01:08:45 - Party on, Garth.
01:08:56 - And we're clear.
01:09:01 I don't know if you should mention
01:09:07 Yeah. It's just that people
01:09:10 They're saying things like,
01:09:12 "Hey, there goes Garth
01:09:16 "...the psychopath."
01:09:18 It's embarrassing.
01:09:21 No. None taken.
01:09:26 I believe this knife is yours.
01:09:30 It's just that things
01:09:35 Bleak? What? Hey, no guff, Chet.
01:09:38 Until you pointed that out,
01:09:41 - Where you going?
01:09:44 - The usual. Are you coming?
01:09:48 I'd probably end up
01:09:51 No, no. I'm just gonna to stay here
01:09:59 Just 15-20 minutes three times a
01:10:04 - And all the other products?
01:10:13 That song is from your album.
01:10:15 Oh, man. She looks great.
01:10:18 It should be out next month,
01:10:22 Who's we? Who are you looking at?
01:10:26 - That's Bobby Cahn, my producer.
01:10:31 I'm in the wrong business.
01:10:33 Then I'd have attractive
01:10:39 She will be mine again. Oh, yes.
01:10:47 - You were terrific. They loved you.
01:10:50 Listen to them.
01:10:53 I didn't think I could do it without
01:10:57 - Damn, I had fun.
01:11:02 - Did you think about what I said?
01:11:08 - Give me a week?
01:11:14 W-what's the matter?
01:11:20 Garth, I'm so scared.
01:11:22 Has someone hurt you?
01:11:25 I'm a grown-up now, you know.
01:11:28 - It's... It's my husband.
01:11:34 Darling. I meant to tell you,
01:11:38 and he came over here yesterday,
01:11:42 - I wish someone would kill him.
01:11:48 No! Don't say it.
01:11:52 I know you love me,
01:11:55 Although I know you want to.
01:12:00 Then you could have me any time
01:12:05 Get me my cigarettes, would you,
01:12:13 I'm just so...
01:12:20 That's a pretty big gun.
01:12:24 Darling,
01:12:28 and.45 magnums with
01:12:31 It's just all so confusing...
01:12:34 I won't. I won't. I won't...
01:12:39 - I won't let you.
01:12:52 No way.
01:12:57 You know what? I got myself
01:13:01 I'll take it on the chin
01:13:04 Keep the faith.
01:13:12 OK. All right, man. You got to stop
01:13:17 - Hello, is anybody here? Hello.
01:13:23 - You must be Wayne Campbell.
01:13:26 - How are you?
01:13:28 - This must be Waynestock.
01:13:31 - It's rustic and bucolic, but cute.
01:13:36 How are you, pal? Better get ready
01:13:40 - You can see him?
01:13:43 How are you gonna to miss
01:13:47 - Rip Taylor, Garth Algar.
01:13:51 My people
01:13:54 Before I could say no,
01:13:58 I said, "Who are you?" He said,
01:14:02 I said, "I'm not familiar with
01:14:06 I said, "You're like a crooner
01:14:11 - Why is our order taking so long?
01:14:16 I figured, what the hey?
01:14:20 - What's going on?
01:14:23 - We're here for Waynestock.
01:14:28 - Where did they come from?
01:14:31 We got to get back to the fields.
01:14:44 Have you seen Cassandra?
01:14:48 I don't know where she is, either.
01:14:51 I know. She said she'd play,
01:14:55 If you see her,
01:14:58 Thanks a lot, Chief.
01:15:01 Wayne! Wayne!
01:15:06 People have started to show up,
01:15:11 Now, if you'll excuse me,
01:15:15 Garth, ix-nay on the url-hay.
01:15:24 I think I had too much Jolt cola.
01:15:32 Jeff, Wayne.
01:15:33 I cannot find your daughter
01:15:35 Alas, my friend, I've chosen
01:15:39 You are an excellent warrior,
01:15:44 He has money.
01:15:45 Name the one you have chosen!
01:15:48 His name is Bobby.
01:15:50 He has offered security,
01:15:54 I arranged the match.
01:15:55 Though I am sure this will be
01:15:59 they'll be married at the
01:16:03 Sorry I could not invite you
01:16:08 It's OK. She's marrying Bobby.
01:16:14 What are you doing?
01:16:16 I'm out! I have to find Cassandra
01:16:20 But I can't do the concert alone.
01:16:23 You're right. I'm in.
01:16:28 What am I gonna do?
01:16:30 Go get Cassandra.
01:16:35 Just get Cassandra and be back
01:16:50 Now move it, people! Go! Go! Go!
01:16:54 - Hi!
01:16:59 I just wanted to know if you needed
01:17:08 That's a Unix book.
01:17:12 - Yeah.
01:17:34 All right, men.
01:17:40 Excellent.
01:18:29 Where's the First Presbyterian Church
01:18:34 - Gordon Street!
01:18:37 I once knew a girl
01:18:41 but that was a long time ago,
01:18:46 Do we have to put up with this?
01:18:50 I know it's a small part,
01:19:00 Gordon Street?
01:19:05 I once knew a girl
01:19:08 Long time ago,
01:19:12 Not a day passes
01:19:15 and the promise I made,
01:19:21 That one perfect day
01:19:25 That's, five blocks up, two over.
01:19:30 Thank you.
01:19:59 - Welcome to Aurora!
01:20:06 Not just a place,
01:20:58 Oh, Jesus. God, no.
01:21:10 Hi. Sorry!
01:21:12 Sorry, everybody! Wrong wedding!
01:21:17 Who's he?
01:21:42 Oh, Jesus. God, no.
01:21:51 What an asshole!
01:22:10 Son of a bitch!
01:22:13 - Son of a bitch!
01:22:33 You punk. You crazy punk.
01:23:13 Stevenson Park! Step on it!
01:23:16 - One, one, two, two, two.
01:23:24 OK. We have some word that
01:23:30 circulating in the crowd.
01:23:33 Repeat, stay away
01:23:37 Do not bite any off and chew it.
01:23:51 Excuse me. Excuse me.
01:24:04 - Guys, huh?
01:24:08 This is great!
01:24:14 What'll we do?
01:24:16 Jim Morrison said,
01:24:20 It doesn't look too good.
01:24:25 Jim? Jim!
01:24:35 - We really are in the desert.
01:24:44 - Jim Morrison.
01:24:47 - How can I help you?
01:24:51 I know,
01:24:54 Then why were we
01:24:57 Because you had to try
01:25:00 But it was a failure.
01:25:03 Whether you won or lost,
01:25:04 what's important is that
01:25:08 Sorry, man.
01:25:09 - OK.
01:25:11 You'll think of something.
01:25:16 Thanks a pantload, Chet.
01:25:20 Wayne, where are we?
01:25:46 We don't want to end the movie
01:25:49 Good call. If we're gonna go down,
01:25:54 Let's do the
01:26:11 - Let's just keep going, Wayne.
01:26:33 We don't want to end
01:26:36 Yeah. Let's do the happy ending.
01:26:46 The bands haven't shown up.
01:26:48 What are we going to do, you guys?
01:27:09 - You made it. Excellent!
01:27:15 All right.
01:27:57 Jim, why was I supposed to
01:28:02 Because you had to learn
01:28:05 Cassandra loves you for who you are.
01:28:08 And that being an adult
01:28:13 yet still taking the time
01:28:16 Right. It's sort of like
01:28:20 and doing your homework right away,
01:28:22 so your Saturday night
01:28:26 No, I like the way I said it better.
01:28:41 Excuse me.
01:28:44 Would you open the gate, please?
01:28:47 - You can't come in.
01:28:50 A lot of people's girlfriends
01:31:44 - Don't cry.
01:32:03 - See?
01:32:12 Subtítulo Ripeado por GrupoUtopia