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00:01:46 Our guest
00:01:48 Welcome to
00:01:50 Thanks, Wayne.
00:01:51 Now, you're the inventor
00:01:54 What exactly
00:01:56 The Suck Kut is a revolution
00:01:59 Wow! What a totally amazing
00:02:03 Well, yes.
00:02:06 Fireworks!
00:02:09 Now, Ron, the question that's
00:02:12 how does it work?
00:02:14 I'm fully prepared to give
00:02:16 O.K. O.K., Garth,
00:02:18 He's going to put that
00:02:21 Just a trim.
00:02:23 Uhh! Uhh!
00:02:25 Ohh! Ohh!
00:02:27 Ohh! Ohh!
00:02:29 Tell me, Ron.
00:02:30 Exactly how does
00:02:32 Well, as you can see,
00:02:37 It certainly
00:02:39 Ohh! Ohh!
00:02:42 What are we looking at?
00:02:44 Wayne's World. These guys do
00:02:46 Ohh! Ohh! Ohh!
00:02:48 Ohh!
00:02:50 Ohh!
00:02:51 People watch this?
00:02:52 Yeah, lots.
00:02:53 Turn it off, man!
00:02:55 It's sucking
00:02:57 Oh, the humanity!
00:03:02 You want to hand me
00:03:04 Sure.
00:03:05 Uhh!
00:03:06 Uhh!
00:03:07 Russell, this
00:03:08 Are you
00:03:10 Listen, could you
00:03:12 I want you to find out
00:03:15 and where they
00:03:17 I think we can
00:03:20 Take your Ritalin, O.K.?
00:03:21 O.K., you're
00:03:23 Forest?
00:03:24 You're in a forest
00:03:26 With Heather?
00:03:27 And you're very warm.
00:03:29 - Warm?
00:03:30 These guys
00:03:32 Oh, they're
00:03:37 Hmm.
00:03:41 Wow! What a totally amazing
00:03:45 Thanks, Ron.
00:03:47 O.K., that's all the time
00:03:50 Until then, good night!
00:03:51 Party on, Wayne.
00:03:52 Party on, Garth.
00:03:54 It's Wayne's World,
00:03:55 Party time
00:03:56 Excellent
00:04:01 And...
00:04:03 we're clear!
00:04:04 All right!
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00:04:06 Whoo! Whoo!
00:04:07 All right!
00:04:08 Excellent!
00:04:09 Excellent!
00:04:10 Let me bring you
00:04:13 My name is
00:04:15 I live in
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00:04:19 Excellent!
00:04:20 I've had plenty
00:04:23 Nothing I'd call
00:04:25 Let me put it
00:04:27 I have an extensive collection
00:04:35 O.K., I still
00:04:37 which I admit
00:04:39 But at least I've got
00:04:42 and I still
00:04:44 But what
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00:04:48 It might happen.
00:04:50 Yeah, and monkeys might
00:04:53 Ahh, the Mirthmobile.
00:05:00 This is my best friend
00:05:03 Hi.
00:05:06 I think we'll go with a little
00:05:08 Good call.
00:05:17 I see a little
00:05:20 Scaramouche,
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00:05:23 Thunderbolts
00:05:25 Very, very
00:05:27 Galileo
00:05:28 Galileo
00:05:29 - Galileo
00:05:30 Galileo, Figaro
00:05:31 Let me go-o-o-o
00:05:33 I'm just a poor boy
00:05:35 Nobody loves me
00:05:37 He's just
00:05:38 From a poor family
00:05:40 Spare him his life
00:05:43 Whoa!
00:05:49 Phil, what are you
00:05:52 You're partied out,
00:05:54 What if he honks
00:05:57 I'm giving you
00:06:01 Phil! Um...
00:06:03 if you're
00:06:05 spew into this.
00:06:11 Easy come, easy go
00:06:12 Will you let me go?
00:06:14 Bismillah
00:06:16 No! We will not
00:06:17 Let him go
00:06:18 Bismillah
00:06:19 We will not
00:06:20 Let him go
00:06:21 Bismillah
00:06:22 We will not
00:06:23 Let me go
00:06:24 We will not
00:06:25 Let me go
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00:06:29 No, no, no, no,
00:06:31 Oh, mama mia,
00:06:33 Mama mia,
00:06:34 Beelzebub
00:06:36 Has a devil
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00:06:51 So you think
00:06:54 And spit in my eye
00:06:58 So you think you
00:07:01 To die
00:07:03 Oh, baby
00:07:04 Garth, pull over.
00:07:06 Oh! Oh, man!
00:07:08 Not again.
00:07:13 He does this
00:07:16 Stop torturing
00:07:18 You'll never
00:07:20 Live in
00:07:23 It will be mine.
00:07:26 Oh, yes.
00:07:32 Ooh
00:07:37 Oh, yeah
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00:07:48 Nothing really matters
00:07:52 Anyone can see
00:07:55 Nothing really matters
00:07:59 Nothing
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00:08:09 Hey, Wayne's world!
00:08:12 - Yeah!
00:08:14 Excellent!
00:08:16 Way to go!
00:08:18 - Whoo!
00:08:20 Party on, Wayne!
00:08:26 Hey, Campbell.
00:08:28 Uno momento, fellas.
00:08:30 Officer Kuharski,
00:08:32 Fine.
00:08:34 Say, I smell bacon.
00:08:36 Does anyone else
00:08:38 Yeah, I
00:08:40 a pork product
00:08:42 Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know
00:08:44 Bacon, pig, oink-oink,
00:08:47 Ha ha ha.
00:08:48 I said that to cops
00:08:51 Hey, what
00:08:53 I just pulled over
00:08:55 on its way to Chicago.
00:08:57 We had a tip there was
00:09:01 We searched
00:09:02 It was clean, so we proceeded
00:09:06 No way.
00:09:07 Way! I inspected
00:09:09 Inside and out.
00:09:11 Eeew!
00:09:13 Uhh!
00:09:15 Ugh!
00:09:17 O.K., this guy needs coffee
00:09:19 We got to get him
00:09:21 Let's go!
00:09:23 This is
00:09:25 Excellent munchie post.
00:09:28 This is
00:09:31 He's here
00:09:33 I recommend
00:09:35 They're excellent.
00:09:37 I'd never done
00:09:39 before that night.
00:09:41 Why is it if a man kills
00:09:44 it's called heroic?
00:09:46 Yet if he kills a man
00:09:49 it's called murder?
00:09:51 Hello! What do you
00:09:53 Only me and Garth get
00:09:56 Come on.
00:09:57 I don't really have too much
00:10:00 What's that?
00:10:03 Ohh! Ohh!
00:10:04 Hi, Mr.Withers.
00:10:06 Just great, Wayne.
00:10:10 Four coffees and
00:10:13 And one jelly donut.
00:10:17 Hey, there's your girlfriend,
00:10:37 Ow!
00:10:41 Excuse me.
00:10:44 Don't you guys ever get tired
00:10:48 - No.
00:10:50 Uh-oh.
00:10:53 Where?
00:10:55 Oh, God.
00:10:58 Psycho hose beast.
00:11:05 Happy anniversary, Wayne.
00:11:07 Stacy, we broke up
00:11:09 That doesn't mean
00:11:11 Well, it does, actually.
00:11:12 That's what
00:11:15 You going to go
00:11:17 No!
00:11:18 - No!
00:11:19 Don't you want
00:11:21 If it's a severed head,
00:11:24 Open it.
00:11:26 O.K.
00:11:27 O.K.
00:11:31 What is it?
00:11:33 It's a gun rack.
00:11:35 A gun rack?
00:11:36 A gun rack.
00:11:38 Yeah, great.
00:11:40 I don't
00:11:42 let alone many guns
00:11:43 that would necessitate
00:11:45 What am I going to do
00:11:47 with a gun rack?
00:11:49 You don't like it, fine.
00:11:53 Wayne, if you're not careful,
00:11:55 you're going
00:11:56 I lost you
00:11:59 Are you mental?
00:12:01 Get the net!
00:12:21 Wayne!
00:12:22 Hey!
00:12:23 How you doing?
00:12:24 Garth!
00:12:25 Tiny, who's
00:12:27 Jolly Green Giants,
00:12:30 The Shitty Beatles...
00:12:32 They suck.
00:12:33 Then it's not just
00:12:36 Who else?
00:12:38 Crucial Taunt,
00:12:40 I hear they can wail.
00:12:41 You're right.
00:12:43 Party on.
00:12:44 Yo!
00:12:48 All right!
00:12:50 Now, dig this, baby!
00:12:53 You don't
00:12:55 I don't
00:12:57 This is the Gasworks,
00:12:58 an excellent
00:13:00 Always a babe fest.
00:13:01 And they got
00:13:04 Let me stand
00:13:07 Party! Whoo!
00:13:09 Yeow! Party!
00:13:10 Excuse me.
00:13:11 Whoo!
00:13:13 Let me stand
00:13:14 Let me stand
00:13:16 Let me stand
00:13:18 Excuse me.
00:13:20 Um, excuse me.
00:13:22 What?
00:13:23 I'd like to get by now.
00:13:25 Get out of my face,
00:13:28 Ohh!
00:13:29 Ow!
00:13:31 I have only one
00:13:34 Let me stand
00:13:36 Ohh
00:13:37 Let me stand
00:14:02 You don't
00:14:04 I don't care
00:14:05 You got a new fool,
00:14:08 I have only
00:14:12 Let me stand
00:14:14 Excuse me.
00:14:16 Hey, let me stand
00:14:18 What do you want,
00:14:20 Oh, let me stand
00:14:22 Aah!
00:14:32 Thank you.
00:14:33 You say your mama
00:14:35 It ain't my concern
00:14:36 Just don't play with me
00:14:39 Oh, dream weaver
00:14:43 I believe you can
00:14:45 She's a babe!
00:14:53 Ohh
00:14:56 Yeah
00:15:00 Ohh
00:15:01 Ohh, ohh
00:15:02 Ohh
00:15:13 Hey
00:15:28 Ow, ow! Ha ha!
00:15:42 Hyah!
00:15:45 Yeah.
00:15:48 Ow! All right.
00:15:50 Ohh.
00:15:53 I love this woman.
00:15:57 Hey, Raymond, club soda
00:15:59 And would you
00:16:02 Boy, you really wail.
00:16:03 Thanks.
00:16:05 Hey, you're that
00:16:08 Wayne, right?
00:16:09 Yes, and you are?
00:16:10 Cassandra.
00:16:11 Cassandra.
00:16:12 Rough night, huh?
00:16:17 Yeah. Well,
00:16:20 Hey, hold on!
00:16:23 You got 5 bucks,
00:16:26 It's at my loft.
00:16:28 I'm there.
00:16:29 I got to go.
00:16:30 The club owner's trying to dick me
00:16:34 O.K. O.K.
00:16:36 See how many
00:16:38 That bass player's
00:16:40 She makes me feel
00:16:43 like when we used
00:16:47 You said I get
00:16:50 She will be mine.
00:16:51 Oh, yes.
00:17:06 Pardon me.
00:17:08 Do you have
00:17:32 Garth,
00:17:34 He's going to put
00:17:36 O.K., but
00:17:38 Don't buzz me,
00:17:39 Uhh!
00:17:41 Uhh!
00:17:42 Uhh!
00:17:43 Uhh! Uhh! Uhh!
00:17:45 Oh, no!
00:17:47 Russell, stop the tape.
00:17:49 So, what do you think?
00:17:52 I think it's two chimps on
00:17:55 I'm not sponsoring this.
00:17:57 I got spots on Love Boat,
00:18:00 What is this?
00:18:01 Mr. Vanderhoff,
00:18:04 They're the same kids
00:18:06 It looks so cheesy.
00:18:08 That's where
00:18:09 Russell's
00:18:11 He does Chicago P.M.
00:18:13 Sunshine Saturday,
00:18:17 Never heard of that.
00:18:18 It's on very late.
00:18:19 It won several awards.
00:18:20 I think I'll stick
00:18:22 If I may,
00:18:23 speaking from
00:18:25 kids can relate
00:18:28 These guys
00:18:29 Kids can spot phonies.
00:18:33 Kids know dick.
00:18:35 I watch them
00:18:37 They stand like
00:18:39 hitting the feeder bar
00:18:41 As long as they pump in quarters,
00:18:45 Let me ask you something.
00:18:47 What's your single biggest problem
00:18:50 Well, uh, keeping the customer
00:18:53 Like, we have a new game
00:18:56 Zantar is a gelatinous cube
00:18:58 that eats warriors
00:19:01 Every time
00:19:02 you ascend
00:19:05 Beauty part is you can't
00:19:08 The kids keep
00:19:10 Gelatinous cube
00:19:11 I think it's terrific.
00:19:13 You know, I know nothing
00:19:15 I found what you
00:19:17 Well, I do
00:19:18 I did not know that.
00:19:20 I don't mention the games
00:19:22 because the technology moves
00:19:25 I did not realize that.
00:19:26 Russell, did you
00:19:28 No, I did not
00:19:30 So, Mr. Vanderhoff,
00:19:31 let me see if I'm
00:19:34 Are you saying
00:19:36 say on a weekly show,
00:19:38 that you could
00:19:40 and update the kids
00:19:41 on exactly what was new
00:19:43 Yeah, that's it.
00:19:46 I'm impressed.
00:19:47 Wow!
00:19:50 Noah's Arcade presents
00:19:52 I think
00:19:54 Brilliant.
00:19:56 Well, thank you.
00:19:57 We'll get right to work
00:19:59 We'll send the contracts
00:20:01 We'll be in touch.
00:20:03 Oh.
00:20:04 I'd like
00:20:06 Oh, of course you would.
00:20:08 I wouldn't have it
00:20:12 She'll validate.
00:20:13 Thank you.
00:20:18 He's in.
00:20:26 Stop it!
00:20:29 Oh, cool. You're learning
00:20:32 I've never seen you so mental
00:20:36 You going to marry her?
00:20:38 Marriage is punishment
00:20:42 O.K., you passed inspection.
00:20:43 All right.
00:20:44 Just barely.
00:20:46 Uh, O.K., that's 42.57, Wayne...
00:20:49 No way.
00:20:51 Brutal.
00:20:52 Oh, O.K.
00:20:54 All right,
00:20:55 That's not enough.
00:20:56 What?
00:20:57 We got... that.
00:20:58 That's good,
00:21:01 Oh, man!
00:21:03 It's not my fault.
00:21:05 I suppose it's
00:21:07 More.
00:21:10 Cool.
00:21:11 All right.
00:21:13 Here's an extra dollar.
00:21:17 You guys should have been
00:21:19 Yeah, we were there.
00:21:21 There was this band...
00:21:23 They had this megababe
00:21:26 Phil, we were there.
00:21:27 Have you gone mental?
00:21:30 I think we should go now.
00:21:32 Here you go.
00:21:33 Cool!
00:21:49 You think it's wise
00:21:53 By tonight, we will.
00:21:55 Ah!
00:22:03 Excuse me.
00:22:04 Do you know where
00:22:07 That'd be privileged
00:22:09 We just want to know
00:22:11 Are you a friend
00:22:13 We're neither.
00:22:17 Russell, I may not have
00:22:20 but I understand these people.
00:22:23 This must be the place.
00:22:29 O.K., we're just about
00:22:32 But first let's give
00:22:35 to the Guess jeans girl
00:22:37 Schwing!
00:22:38 Schwing!
00:22:40 Tent pole!
00:22:42 She's magically
00:22:44 She tested very high
00:22:47 Mmrreowww!
00:22:48 Ssss.
00:22:50 Are you through yet?
00:22:51 I'm getting tired
00:22:53 Yeah, that's
00:22:57 O.K., so, Claudia Schiffer,
00:23:01 - Scha-wing!
00:23:03 That's all the time
00:23:06 Until then, good night.
00:23:07 Party on, Wayne.
00:23:08 Wayne's World
00:23:11 Party time
00:23:12 Excellent
00:23:17 And... we're clear.
00:23:19 O.K. Excellent show,
00:23:21 Excellent.
00:23:22 Great show.
00:23:24 Wayne, Benjamin Kane.
00:23:26 Regional program director
00:23:29 Oh, hello.
00:23:30 I'm Russell Finley.
00:23:32 Maybe we can go somewhere
00:23:35 Russell,
00:23:37 You know anywhere nice?
00:23:38 Hi.
00:23:40 Hi.
00:23:45 Let me get this
00:23:47 I'm a big fan.
00:23:49 You are?
00:23:50 As I see it, your show's
00:23:54 We'll try harder, O.K.?
00:23:55 Give us a second chance.
00:23:57 Don't cancel us
00:24:00 Garth, relax, all right?
00:24:02 He can't cancel us.
00:24:04 We're on public access.
00:24:06 Can I be honest?
00:24:08 My job, it's usually
00:24:10 but the other day something
00:24:13 What happened?
00:24:14 Noah Vanderhoff,
00:24:15 owner of the largest
00:24:18 is in my office
00:24:19 asking me what's with
00:24:22 I hear so much about?
00:24:23 I have your shows on tape.
00:24:26 I said I'm a fan.
00:24:27 I put a show in.
00:24:29 He literally jumped
00:24:31 - Cool.
00:24:32 He wants to sponsor
00:24:34 put you on our station,
00:24:36 and pay you
00:24:38 He doesn't realize
00:24:41 You're not interested
00:24:42 No, we're not
00:24:44 That's what I told him.
00:24:46 But he said take them
00:24:49 so they know I'm serious.
00:24:51 I may be wasting my time,
00:24:53 but here I am
00:24:56 and two cashier's checks
00:24:57 for $5,000 each.
00:25:00 Exsqueeze me?
00:25:02 Baking powder?
00:25:04 You're going to pay us
00:25:07 Give me the word.
00:25:08 I'll tear up
00:25:11 No! No!
00:25:13 He shoots,
00:25:16 Want to look
00:25:18 Yes.
00:25:19 Do you have a lawyer?
00:25:21 Yes. Uh... no.
00:25:22 We're between
00:25:24 Our first lawyer
00:25:27 That's right. I walked
00:25:30 I grabbed him
00:25:33 and I said I'm not going to jail
00:25:37 Exactly.
00:25:41 Can I have an opportunity
00:25:45 before we sign it?
00:25:48 Hmm.
00:25:49 Yes.
00:25:50 Yes.
00:25:53 I like what
00:25:55 Ah. Hmm.
00:25:57 Yes.
00:25:58 Yes.
00:25:59 Um, I dropped my pen.
00:26:01 I'm not so sure about...
00:26:03 Oh, I see. I see.
00:26:05 Hi. Um, does this seem weird?
00:26:08 Why does this guy
00:26:10 Ever see
00:26:11 where the guy
00:26:13 they cut out his tongue,
00:26:17 and it wouldn't die?
00:26:18 It grew and pulsated
00:26:22 Pretty cool, huh?
00:26:24 I like this part.
00:26:26 I feel we can work with you
00:26:29 You've made Mr. Vanderhoff
00:26:35 To Wayne's World.
00:26:36 - To Wayne's World.
00:26:40 We got $5,000
00:26:42 We got $5,000
00:26:44 We got $5,000
00:26:46 We got $5,000
00:26:48 - Hey, Wayne.
00:26:50 We got $5,000
00:26:52 We got $5,000
00:27:00 Ain't got no reason
00:27:03 For reaction
00:27:05 Party!
00:27:06 Whoo!
00:27:07 Ain't got no reason
00:27:11 Great party, huh, guys?
00:27:15 Love the way
00:27:19 Love the way
00:27:22 Uh-oh. Stacy alert.
00:27:27 We're being pulled in
00:27:30 I got to go.
00:27:31 We got to go.
00:27:33 Ooh, if you dare
00:27:39 Don't be afraid
00:27:42 Anywhere
00:27:45 Dream weaver
00:27:49 I believe you can get me
00:27:54 Don't be afraid
00:27:58 Anywhere
00:28:02 Won't you touch me
00:28:05 Won't you love me
00:28:10 Just let me know
00:28:11 God, she's amazing.
00:28:13 I'll be there
00:28:16 Wayne, Wayne, Garth told me
00:28:19 I love you, man.
00:28:21 Yeah, and I love you,
00:28:24 No, I mean it, man.
00:28:27 No, I mean it.
00:28:28 I love you.
00:28:30 No, you don't, man.
00:28:32 Why don't you love me
00:28:36 Garth, come over here.
00:28:38 Terry has something
00:28:40 I love you, man.
00:28:43 Thank you.
00:28:44 Oh
00:28:49 I'll be there
00:28:52 Oh, I'll be there
00:29:00 Oh, I'll be there
00:29:19 Your vocals
00:29:22 Thanks.
00:29:24 You have a very
00:29:26 Aha.
00:29:28 Oh, I'm not trying
00:29:31 Good thing.
00:29:32 No, I'm producing
00:29:34 It's in Chicago.
00:29:36 We're looking
00:29:38 Here's my card.
00:29:40 Is there a number
00:29:43 We got fliers at the door.
00:29:50 Hello.
00:29:52 So hot and bothered
00:29:55 Hot and bothered
00:30:02 Wayne?
00:30:03 Hi, Wayne.
00:30:04 Hi.
00:30:14 Want to go somewhere
00:30:16 Sure.
00:30:27 What's going on in there?
00:30:29 Just a minute.
00:30:30 We'd like to go
00:30:33 In this century.
00:30:35 How long
00:30:37 Like an hour now.
00:30:39 Uh...
00:30:40 Hi, Garth.
00:30:42 Uh...
00:30:43 hi.
00:30:44 I'm looking for Wayne.
00:30:46 He seems to be going through
00:30:49 You know what I think?
00:30:50 That you're mental?
00:30:52 You know him best.
00:30:54 Get over it. Go out
00:30:56 Get over it. Go out
00:30:59 Yeah, thanks.
00:31:02 Hi.
00:31:05 So who's
00:31:07 Only one of the most
00:31:10 He's ahead of his time.
00:31:12 We've signed with him.
00:31:13 He's based in Chicago.
00:31:15 He's interested
00:31:17 Of course.
00:31:19 You guys wail.
00:31:20 Thanks.
00:31:22 You guys kick ass.
00:31:24 Intensity in Ten Cities.
00:31:26 If you got a break,
00:31:29 And if a frog
00:31:31 he wouldn't bump his ass
00:31:34 Interesting.
00:31:35 Where did you
00:31:37 College...
00:31:38 and the Police Academy movies.
00:31:41 Ah.
00:31:44 Cassandra...
00:31:47 I've got something
00:31:57 Campbell, that's amazing.
00:31:58 You learned to say
00:32:17 Hi, Wayne.
00:32:18 Hello, Stacy.
00:32:20 Sit right here.
00:32:35 Kiss me.
00:33:25 You make me laugh.
00:33:26 Can I call you?
00:33:29 Anytime.
00:33:35 Look out!
00:33:36 - Aah!
00:33:46 Oops.
00:34:21 Sometimes I wish
00:34:24 where no man's
00:34:27 but I'll probably
00:34:31 What are you
00:34:33 Cassandra.
00:34:34 She's a fox.
00:34:35 In French,
00:34:38 She'd be hunted with only
00:34:41 She's a babe.
00:34:42 She's a robo-babe.
00:34:44 In Latin, she'd be called
00:34:47 If she were
00:34:48 she'd be
00:34:56 Did you ever find
00:34:59 when he'd put on a dress
00:35:03 No.
00:35:11 No.
00:35:13 Neither did I.
00:35:14 I was just asking.
00:35:17 O.K., O.K.,
00:35:20 O.K.
00:35:21 - Aah!
00:35:33 Whoo!
00:35:35 Whoo-hoo!
00:35:36 Whoo-hoo-hoo!
00:35:44 Guys, I will be talking
00:35:47 on the headset.
00:35:48 Terry will give you
00:35:50 Excuse me, Russell,
00:35:52 but I believe
00:35:56 Let's go on.
00:35:58 The cue is...
00:36:03 5... 4... 3...
00:36:09 You didn't say 2 or 1.
00:36:11 You don't say 2 or 1.
00:36:13 Why not?
00:36:14 You just don't, O.K.?
00:36:17 Now, it goes...
00:36:23 5... 4... 3...
00:36:30 Good. O.K., good.
00:36:32 - Ow!
00:36:34 We're ready
00:36:35 unless there are
00:36:38 Yeah, um... does this
00:36:41 I mean, we're looking down
00:36:45 only that's not
00:36:47 Isn't that weird?
00:36:49 That's twisted.
00:36:50 That's weird, man,
00:36:52 Garth, that was a haiku.
00:36:57 - Russell.
00:36:59 Oh, hello, Benjamin.
00:37:01 Just finishing up
00:37:03 They'd like to look
00:37:05 and make sure we're
00:37:09 Not a good idea, sir.
00:37:12 Great.
00:37:13 Come in.
00:37:14 Your landing gear is down.
00:37:16 Just put that down.
00:37:18 Ow.
00:37:19 Just go away, guys.
00:37:20 Hey, hey, hey!
00:37:22 Russell's excited
00:37:24 Oh, the studio.
00:37:26 That's where
00:37:28 You've worked
00:37:29 No, I watch a lot.
00:37:30 Of course you do.
00:37:33 She came up with the name
00:37:35 I just opened my mouth
00:37:40 You're a lucky man,
00:37:43 Bring in the blue screen.
00:37:45 Let's try one.
00:37:47 Ready to cue
00:37:50 O.K.
00:37:51 In 5... 4... 3...
00:37:56 Good, Terry.
00:37:58 Wayne, Garth,
00:38:00 We see your mouths moving.
00:38:02 In 5... 4... 3...
00:38:05 Guys?
00:38:07 You're nodding.
00:38:08 Once again, Terry.
00:38:09 In 5... 4... 3... 2...
00:38:17 Welcome to Wayne's World.
00:38:19 Party on, Wayne.
00:38:20 We got a new feature
00:38:23 which allows us to travel
00:38:26 It's called chromakey,
00:38:28 if you want
00:38:31 We're in New York!
00:38:32 I got a gun. Let's go
00:38:34 I guess kids get this?
00:38:36 Oh, they love it.
00:38:37 Or maybe you prefer Hawaii.
00:38:39 Muka laka hickey.
00:38:42 Pass the poi. Mahalo.
00:38:44 Or say you want
00:38:47 Howdy, partners.
00:38:51 Let's go down
00:38:53 Howdy, y'all.
00:38:55 Or imagine being magically
00:38:58 Delaware.
00:39:00 Hi.
00:39:01 I'm in Delaware.
00:39:04 Noah and Mimi Vanderhoff,
00:39:05 say hello to Wayne Campbell
00:39:08 Pleasure to meet you.
00:39:10 Nice to meet you.
00:39:11 Garth, how do you like
00:39:15 It's like a new
00:39:18 At first
00:39:20 but after a while,
00:39:25 I got to go.
00:39:27 O.K.
00:39:30 No, no, no. Please.
00:39:32 Wayne, I used to be
00:39:35 Lips and hooves.
00:39:36 One day, I had
00:39:40 These kids in the airport
00:39:43 into a game called Pong.
00:39:45 They must've gone
00:39:47 I sat there watching
00:39:49 and said, "Hell, I'm in
00:39:52 15 years later,
00:39:56 It's so huge.
00:39:58 Thanks.
00:40:01 Do I frighten you?
00:40:03 No.
00:40:04 Do you want me to?
00:40:06 Noah, I love you
00:40:09 You think?
00:40:10 Noah does
00:40:12 Yeah, I got a new one
00:40:15 Come bust a move
00:40:18 It's chill,
00:40:20 It's Noah's Arcade
00:40:21 What do you think of that?
00:40:25 I'd have to say...
00:40:26 ass sphincter says what?
00:40:29 What?
00:40:30 A sphincter says what?
00:40:34 What?
00:40:35 Exactly.
00:40:37 We've got a lunch.
00:40:38 That's what I think of it.
00:40:40 It's been a pleasure.
00:40:42 May I say I've had
00:40:45 You may.
00:40:46 Shall we?
00:40:47 And may I say
00:40:50 Thank you.
00:40:51 We have a table.
00:41:06 What is it, girl?
00:41:08 Aliens have
00:41:12 Oh, I misunderstood.
00:41:14 Thanks, girl.
00:41:21 O.K.
00:41:23 Game on.
00:41:26 Game on.
00:41:27 Game on.
00:41:32 He shoots, he scores!
00:41:34 1 for 1.
00:41:35 Crowd is going wild!
00:41:39 - Car.
00:41:43 Game on.
00:41:44 Game on.
00:41:48 O.K., let's go.
00:41:51 Worsley cuts down the angle.
00:41:54 Gretzky shoots!
00:41:55 Oh, Gretzky is denied!
00:41:58 Choked on the open net.
00:42:00 Wayne?
00:42:02 Yeah?
00:42:03 Do you feel Benjamin's
00:42:06 Good call.
00:42:08 wants us to be liked
00:42:10 Led Zeppelin didn't write tunes
00:42:13 They left that
00:42:17 - Car.
00:42:22 Game on.
00:42:23 Game on.
00:42:27 Uh-oh. Incoming.
00:42:30 Hi, Wayne.
00:42:34 Hi.
00:42:39 Hey, are you all right?
00:42:43 Oops.
00:42:45 And she's O.K.
00:42:48 Game on.
00:42:50 Yeah, game on.
00:43:07 You know, Garth,
00:43:09 you and I have
00:43:13 O.K.
00:43:14 You know, I love
00:43:18 I look at you,
00:43:22 Uh-huh.
00:43:23 Let me run this by you
00:43:25 because you're a sharp guy.
00:43:28 I'm thinking about
00:43:29 a weekly interview
00:43:31 How would you feel
00:43:34 We fear change.
00:43:53 Cassandra,
00:43:55 You look excellent.
00:43:56 Thanks. I've been so busy
00:43:59 I thought I was
00:44:01 I thought I had mono
00:44:05 It turned out I was
00:44:08 You're so fine
00:44:09 You're so fine,
00:44:11 Excuse me?
00:44:13 I'm sorry. It's the last song
00:44:16 I hate when that happens.
00:44:18 Hey, Mickey,
00:44:20 You're so fine,
00:44:21 Hey, Mickey
00:44:22 Hey, Mickey
00:44:23 Hey, Mickey,
00:44:25 You're so fine,
00:44:26 Hey, Mickey
00:44:30 I think I'm going
00:44:33 Hey, when did you
00:44:36 When we got the money.
00:44:39 So big boy said
00:44:42 We're tired of mama
00:44:45 It's plain to see
00:44:49 If you don't like it,
00:45:04 There it is...
00:45:06 Excalibur.
00:45:07 Wow. '64 Fender Stratocaster
00:45:10 with triple single coil pickups
00:45:13 Pre-CBS Fender
00:45:15 I'd raise the bridge,
00:45:18 and take the buzz
00:45:21 God, I love this woman.
00:45:24 Hi, Garth.
00:45:26 I know. I'll use
00:45:34 May I help you?
00:45:35 Yes, my good man.
00:45:37 I'd like to look at this
00:45:40 Oh, really? Again?
00:45:42 Yes.
00:45:59 Careful.
00:46:10 No Stairway.
00:46:11 Denied!
00:46:56 Wow.
00:46:57 You're... amazing, dude.
00:47:00 Thanks.
00:47:01 I like to play.
00:47:07 Excuse me. Wayne.
00:47:08 Can I put the Fender
00:47:12 Not today, my good man.
00:47:14 I think I'm going to buy it.
00:47:17 Do you accept... cash?
00:47:28 Have you spoken to Wayne
00:47:31 Yes. Briefly.
00:47:34 Oh, really? Well, I'll explain
00:47:37 that it's in his contract.
00:47:39 Oh. Well, Wayne
00:47:44 Not.
00:47:47 Excuse me.
00:47:49 I mean, there's two
00:47:52 Dick York, Dick Sargent.
00:47:53 Yeah, right, as if
00:47:57 Well, hold on.
00:47:59 Dick York. Dick Sargent.
00:48:01 Sergeant York.
00:48:06 Wayne.
00:48:08 Listen, we need to have
00:48:10 The fact is,
00:48:12 and you signed a contract
00:48:15 certain concessions, one of them
00:48:17 That's where I see things
00:48:21 Contract or no, I will
00:48:25 I'm sorry
00:48:27 but basically,
00:48:29 Maybe I'm wrong
00:48:31 but for me, the beast
00:48:38 Garth, you know what
00:48:44 It's, like, people only do things
00:48:48 and that's
00:48:52 I can't talk about it anymore.
00:48:56 Here. Take two of these.
00:49:01 Ah. Nuprin.
00:49:02 Little. Yellow.
00:49:03 You can stay here
00:49:06 and play by the rules
00:49:08 or go back to
00:49:10 It's your choice.
00:49:12 Yes. And it's the choice
00:49:24 And her name was Cassandra
00:49:28 Yeah.
00:49:33 Anything wrong, Davey?
00:49:34 Yeah. I got paid today.
00:49:37 Oh, yeah, I know
00:49:39 No. You don't understand.
00:49:42 I got one of these.
00:49:44 I know how that feels.
00:49:46 Know what
00:49:48 Yeah, I know what
00:49:51 Find the guy
00:49:53 rip his still beating
00:49:55 and show him how black it is
00:49:59 Actually, I was thinking
00:50:00 about filing a grievance
00:50:03 Well, the world's
00:50:10 Hi.
00:50:11 - Hey, Garth.
00:50:13 Good.
00:50:17 Hey. There she is.
00:50:24 Aah!
00:50:29 I must've slipped.
00:50:32 Wayne, um...
00:50:34 if every time you see this
00:50:37 you think
00:50:39 I say hurl.
00:50:40 If you blow chunks
00:50:43 If you spew
00:50:45 it was never
00:50:49 Oh... I'm not ready yet.
00:50:51 I got to be comfortable
00:50:53 Why don't you just go talk to her?
00:50:56 Talk to her?
00:51:11 Foxy.
00:51:16 Foxy.
00:51:19 Uh, you know
00:51:22 Cute little
00:51:23 Ha!
00:51:25 Foxy.
00:51:27 Yeah.
00:51:30 And you know
00:51:31 Sweet little lovemaker
00:51:34 Ha!
00:51:35 Foxy.
00:51:39 I wanna take you home
00:51:42 Yeah
00:51:44 I won't do you no harm
00:51:49 You've got to be
00:51:52 All mine
00:51:53 Ooh! Foxy lady
00:51:57 Here I come, baby.
00:51:59 I’m comin' to get ya.
00:52:01 Why don't you just
00:52:03 Go talk to her?
00:52:05 Go talk to her?
00:52:08 Garth?
00:52:14 Camera one.
00:52:16 Camera two.
00:52:17 Camera one.
00:52:19 Camera two.
00:52:20 Camera one, camera two.
00:52:23 Camera one,
00:52:24 camera two.
00:52:25 Ha ha ha! Don't.
00:52:27 Camera one,
00:52:28 camera two.
00:52:31 Tell me... when that
00:52:34 will you still love me when I'm
00:52:37 Yeah.
00:52:39 What about when I'm in my
00:52:42 Yeah.
00:52:44 And when I'm in my
00:52:47 young-girls-
00:52:49 waking-up-in-a-pool-
00:52:51 bloated, purple,
00:52:54 Yeah.
00:52:55 O.K. Party. Bonus.
00:53:00 Yeah?
00:53:01 Oh, hi, Anthony.
00:53:03 Who's Anthony?
00:53:04 My drummer.
00:53:05 O.K.
00:53:07 You what?
00:53:08 No. I told you next week
00:53:11 we'll be doing
00:53:16 Do you mind?
00:53:20 Hey, you want to be a busboy
00:53:23 Well, then talk
00:53:29 Look, this guy Benjamin's putting up
00:53:33 Yeah.
00:53:35 Happy birthday
00:53:37 Mr. President
00:53:41 Happy birthday
00:53:43 To you
00:53:48 Work it out, O.K.?
00:53:50 Just... no,
00:53:52 O.K. Bye.
00:53:54 You asshole!
00:53:56 Oh!
00:53:58 Whoo!
00:54:04 Excellent.
00:54:06 Rrr! Rrska, rrska!
00:54:12 So motion to me
00:54:18 That you wanted me
00:54:22 Hey. All right.
00:54:24 Oh, wow.
00:54:25 Yes.
00:54:26 Cool.
00:54:28 Yes. This is definitely
00:54:30 the type of place
00:54:32 when I move out
00:54:35 Oh, you have a terrace!
00:54:36 Yeah. Go on out.
00:54:38 I'll get the Dom Perignon.
00:54:40 What's goin' on...
00:54:45 What floor is this?
00:54:46 Um... the 23rd.
00:54:49 Oh.
00:54:52 Oh.
00:54:55 You know...
00:54:56 Cassandra...
00:54:58 from this height,
00:55:00 you could really
00:55:08 I feel so free up here.
00:55:10 Costs a lot
00:55:12 This might be a tangent, right,
00:55:15 but it's something
00:55:18 Hi. If I had a girl
00:55:21 I wouldn't bring her here.
00:55:23 I mean,
00:55:25 This is a fully
00:55:28 Chicks are helpless
00:55:30 Let's check it out.
00:55:33 I don't believe I've ever had
00:55:36 Oh, actually,
00:55:38 It's named
00:55:40 Otherwise,
00:55:42 Americans,
00:55:43 don't recognize
00:55:44 so they call all their
00:55:47 even though by definition
00:55:49 Ah, yes. It's a lot like
00:55:52 In many ways,
00:55:54 but will never be as recognized
00:55:59 Aha. What's this?
00:56:01 How To Pick Up Chicks.
00:56:03 How To Meet Women.
00:56:04 He's smooth.
00:56:08 Aha.
00:56:10 "Daily reminder...
00:56:12 "Thursday.
00:56:13 "Purchase feeble
00:56:16 and exploit it."
00:56:17 Whoa. I feel sorry
00:56:21 Let's look over here.
00:56:31 "Ribbed for her pleasure."
00:56:34 Ewww!
00:56:36 The show looks great.
00:56:38 Mr. Vanderhoff's very excited.
00:56:40 I think the show's
00:56:43 all over the Chicagoland area.
00:56:45 I want you and Garth
00:56:48 to Alice Cooper's concert
00:56:49 tomorrow night
00:56:50 Wow. Backstage passes.
00:56:52 Whoa. All-access backstage
00:56:56 Thank you.
00:56:57 Take the day off.
00:56:59 Well, what about Cassandra?
00:57:01 She and I
00:57:04 Here's to your success.
00:57:05 No. Here's to Benjamin.
00:57:13 Mmm... who wants
00:57:16 I know a great place.
00:57:18 I'll have the cream
00:57:21 Mmm!
00:57:24 Cassandra,
00:57:26 No. I'm sure whatever
00:57:29 Oh. O.K.
00:57:43 Mountain Dew.
00:57:45 Pepsi Cola.
00:57:50 This guy is good.
00:57:52 Picked up a little Cantonese
00:57:55 You sound a lot like you're from
00:57:58 I was born
00:58:01 There you have it.
00:58:02 This guy's really good.
00:58:07 Well, I want
00:58:15 I asked you to stay
00:58:16 And still you leave
00:58:21 Well, I may look
00:58:25 But I've been here
00:58:30 And I
00:58:32 Want an answer or two
00:58:38 Why you wanna break
00:58:41 Ooh, ooh, why you
00:58:45 Ooh, ooh, why you
00:58:49 Ooh, ooh, why you
00:58:55 Sounds great!
00:58:56 Thanks.
00:58:57 You got a minute?
00:58:59 Sure. You guys hang out.
00:59:01 I came by to drop off
00:59:04 Oh, great.
00:59:07 to say thank you.
00:59:09 It's been my pleasure.
00:59:11 Listen, I thought if
00:59:13 that maybe we could spend
00:59:16 Take a long, long ride
00:59:20 We should be pretty
00:59:24 Take a long, long ride
00:59:29 Do you like
00:59:32 Look! There's
00:59:34 Cool!
00:59:35 1, 2, 3, 4,
00:59:36 5, 6, 7, 8...
00:59:38 schlemiel,
00:59:39 schlemazel.
00:59:40 Hausenpfeffer
00:59:43 We're gonna do it
00:59:45 - Aah!
00:59:46 Give us any chance,
00:59:48 Read us any rule,
00:59:51 We're gonna make
00:59:55 Doin' it our way
00:59:57 Nothing's gonna
01:00:00 Straight ahead
01:00:03 We're gonna make
01:00:07 Doin' it our way
01:00:08 Hey, wait a minute.
01:00:10 Yeah! We got backstage passes
01:00:15 Feed my Frankenstein
01:00:33 Well, I ain't evil
01:00:35 I'm just good-lookin'
01:00:37 I started the fire
01:00:40 Baby, start cookin'
01:00:42 I'm a hungry man
01:00:44 But I don't want pizza
01:00:47 I'll blow down your house
01:00:49 And then I'm gonna eat ya
01:00:51 Bring you to a simmer
01:00:54 Right on time
01:00:56 And run my greasy fingers
01:00:58 Up your greasy spine
01:01:01 Feed my Frankenstein
01:01:06 Do you want to go backstage?
01:01:09 She's a psycho
01:01:10 Yeah. Let's go back now
01:01:14 Feed my Frankenstein
01:01:15 Hungry for love
01:01:17 And it's feedin' time,
01:01:23 Oh, yeah
01:01:25 Feed my Frankenstei-ei-ein
01:01:40 Where you going?
01:01:42 Got a pass.
01:01:43 - Yay!
01:01:45 - Whoo!
01:01:46 Whoo! Ha ha ha!
01:01:48 Feed my Frankenstein
01:01:52 Uh-oh. I think
01:01:55 'cause we're outside now.
01:01:57 Whoa! Look!
01:02:02 Is this Alice's limo?
01:02:03 No. It belongs
01:02:06 head of Sharp Records.
01:02:07 Good friend of Alice's.
01:02:09 Wow. That's, like, way bigger
01:02:11 than a normal size car.
01:02:13 Well, it has to be.
01:02:15 Hates to fly.
01:02:17 He's going across
01:02:19 to look for new acts
01:02:22 Next stop is St. Louis.
01:02:24 Then he'll come back through Chicago
01:02:30 Thanks.
01:02:36 You know,
01:02:37 he had an awful lot of information,
01:02:44 Thank you, Milwaukee!
01:02:54 Whoa, whoa, whoa, ladies.
01:02:56 Sorry, ladies.
01:02:58 Oh, you got pass...
01:03:00 Let us through,
01:03:02 Can't let you in.
01:03:03 Please? Aw...
01:03:07 Alice. Is this cool?
01:03:09 Yeah. Come on in.
01:03:11 Sorry to bother you,
01:03:13 but we had to tell you
01:03:16 didn't we, Garth?
01:03:17 Y-Y-Y...
01:03:19 Oh. Thanks.
01:03:20 We're not mental or anything,
01:03:22 We're not mental or anything,
01:03:23 My name is Wayne,
01:03:26 Ehhh...
01:03:27 Nice to meet you guys.
01:03:30 So do you...
01:03:35 Well, I'm a regular visitor here,
01:03:37 but Milwaukee has certainly
01:03:40 The French missionaries
01:03:42 were coming here as early
01:03:45 to trade with
01:03:47 Isn't Milwaukee an Indian name?
01:03:49 Yes, Pete, it is.
01:03:50 Actually,
01:03:52 which is Algonquin
01:03:56 I was not aware of that.
01:03:58 One of the most
01:04:00 is the fact that it's
01:04:03 to have ever elected
01:04:06 Does this guy
01:04:09 Huh? Huh?
01:04:11 Oh.
01:04:12 O.K. Well, we got
01:04:16 No. Stick around.
01:04:19 Cool. Yeah, we'll stay and
01:04:24 with Alice Cooper.
01:04:28 We're not worthy!
01:04:30 We're not worthy!
01:04:32 We're not worthy!
01:04:34 We're scum!
01:04:36 We suck!
01:04:40 Our first big show.
01:04:41 We almost didn't make it.
01:04:43 I really hope
01:04:49 Oh, yeah, perfect.
01:04:52 - How's it going?
01:04:54 Well, tonight's the night.
01:04:55 A lot of people
01:04:57 will be watching the show.
01:04:59 I already know
01:05:02 I'll be in the booth.
01:05:05 Mr. Vanderhoff
01:05:07 Oh, hi, boys.
01:05:09 What the hell is this?
01:05:11 Can we fly in
01:05:13 That's it.
01:05:15 - Wha...
01:05:17 Don't tense up.
01:05:18 Garth, have you
01:05:21 Uh... Wh...
01:05:22 Simply read the cards.
01:05:23 You're going to be
01:05:25 O.K.?
01:05:28 Oh, Russell...
01:05:30 can I borrow
01:05:32 I, uh... I need
01:05:36 Good luck.
01:05:38 My guys.
01:05:40 You're my guys!
01:05:47 Your name
01:05:49 O.K.
01:05:51 Wayne!
01:05:54 They'll be fine.
01:05:55 Good.
01:05:56 - Stand by...
01:05:58 In 5...
01:06:00 4...
01:06:01 3...
01:06:05 Wayne's World is brought to you
01:06:09 Party on, Wayne.
01:06:10 Hey!
01:06:12 Wayne's World
01:06:13 Wayne's World
01:06:15 Party time
01:06:17 Excellent
01:06:19 It's Friday. It's 11:30.
01:06:22 with your excellent host
01:06:25 and with him, as always,
01:06:28 Party on, Wayne,
01:06:31 Wayne's World
01:06:35 O.K. Welcome
01:06:37 Party on, Garth.
01:06:38 I guess.
01:06:40 O.K. O.K.,
01:06:42 we'd like to take a moment here
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01:08:00 Oh, that was fun.
01:08:02 I'll see you next week.
01:08:04 I hope.
01:08:05 Wayne, could you
01:08:07 Oh, honey,
01:08:11 I think it went
01:08:13 Absolutely. There was a huge
01:08:17 Those phrases were not on the cards
01:08:22 Wayne. What the hell
01:08:25 What are you doing?
01:08:26 Same thing we always do.
01:08:28 You've publicly
01:08:31 Yeah.
01:08:32 You're fired.
01:08:33 Fired? For that?
01:08:34 Yeah. Right.
01:08:37 and I'm taking
01:08:40 We own the show.
01:08:41 Aw, bite me.
01:08:46 O.K.
01:08:47 Are we back?
01:08:50 Stand by.
01:08:51 Coming back?
01:08:52 And go.
01:08:53 5...
01:08:54 4...
01:08:55 3...
01:09:04 I'm having
01:09:07 not.
01:09:11 Ever see that scene in Scanners
01:09:14 Uh...
01:09:15 Uh...
01:09:16 Uh...
01:09:23 Hello.
01:09:24 Hello.
01:09:25 It's Benjamin.
01:09:26 Oh, hi.
01:09:27 Uh, listen,
01:09:30 I was working,
01:09:33 but I laughed my ass off.
01:09:35 We had some
01:09:37 and we're still playing
01:09:39 has Wayne talked to you?
01:09:43 About what?
01:09:44 Why? Are you
01:09:46 No. In fact, I called
01:09:48 Well, we got
01:09:51 Absolutely.
01:09:52 I'll see you in Chicago.
01:09:54 O.K.
01:09:55 Bye.
01:10:00 You really
01:10:03 Garth, you've never been mad
01:10:07 But you shouldn't
01:10:09 I handled it O.K.,
01:10:11 but you shouldn't
01:10:13 without telling him first.
01:10:15 I have to run everything
01:10:18 Yeah, you have to
01:10:20 What am I,
01:10:22 with you as always
01:10:24 Jim to your
01:10:26 You know, Benjamin
01:10:29 You know what?
01:10:31 No way.
01:10:32 Way.
01:10:34 Yeah! Cassandra's
01:10:35 As if.
01:10:36 O.K., pop quiz...
01:10:38 Cassandra is not interested
01:10:40 A) chicks think
01:10:44 B) has cool car;,
01:10:46 C) has lots of cash;
01:10:48 D ) has no visible scars;
01:10:50 E) does not live with parents.
01:10:53 O.K., how about...
01:10:56 You know what you can do
01:10:58 You know what you can do
01:11:01 You can take a flying...
01:11:12 Until the handle
01:11:14 and you have
01:11:16 to pull it out again.
01:11:17 Kiss your mother
01:11:20 You've gone mental.
01:11:21 I'm getting out
01:11:23 - Fine, then. Go.
01:11:25 Go, then.
01:11:26 - I am.
01:11:27 - I'm gone.
01:11:29 I am.
01:11:41 Where you been?
01:11:43 I waited up for you last night,
01:11:46 and you never showed.
01:11:48 Where are you going?
01:11:50 Chicago. Benjamin set up
01:11:52 I'll be there
01:11:54 I guess Benjamin
01:11:57 He's producing it.
01:11:58 And what does that mean?
01:12:00 He's been paying you
01:12:04 Well, maybe he thinks
01:12:06 Maybe he's pokin' ya.
01:12:09 What?
01:12:11 You think that's
01:12:13 First he screws me,
01:12:16 It's Dutch door action.
01:12:19 Could you be
01:12:22 Yeah.
01:12:26 I think
01:12:30 Fine. I'm out of here.
01:12:39 Oh, man.
01:12:43 What the hell's going on?
01:12:45 I lost my show,
01:12:48 I lost my girl.
01:12:50 I'm being shit on,
01:12:52 And do you know
01:12:55 Where are you going?
01:12:57 O.K., O.K.,
01:12:59 Things aren't as bad
01:13:02 I'm sorry. I didn't mean
01:13:05 I'll figure something out.
01:13:07 O.K.?
01:13:13 Hey, Mr. Doughnuthead man,
01:13:17 I don't know,
01:13:20 If you stab a man
01:13:23 steam will rise up
01:13:26 That's not good!
01:13:28 Oh, no!
01:13:30 Indians believed
01:13:31 it was his soul
01:13:34 Right, Glen.
01:13:35 Reee! Reee! Reee! Reee!
01:13:37 Reee! Reee! Reee! Reee!
01:13:40 Reee! Reee! Reee!
01:13:41 Reee! Reee! Reee!
01:13:43 Hi.
01:13:51 Hi.
01:13:52 I'm sorry
01:13:56 Buds?
01:13:59 Buds.
01:14:05 Officer Kuharski.
01:14:07 Damn shame
01:14:09 It was a nice little program.
01:14:12 Not that I ever watched it.
01:14:14 Here you go.
01:14:16 So, uh,
01:14:18 'K., s'pose.
01:14:20 Just wish
01:14:22 She's in Chicago shooting a video
01:14:26 So, uh...
01:14:28 What are you
01:14:30 I don't know.
01:14:31 I do have one plan.
01:14:36 What are you going to do
01:14:39 Oh, nothing, really.
01:14:43 I just always wanted
01:14:46 where people
01:14:48 like in James Bond movies.
01:14:50 Wicked.
01:14:57 I think you should
01:15:00 I just don't think
01:15:02 Let me tell you
01:15:05 I've learned about women.
01:15:06 They want you
01:15:14 They love it.
01:15:17 I just wish there was
01:15:20 that Benjamin couldn't.
01:15:22 You'll think of something.
01:15:25 Wait a minute.
01:15:26 No.
01:15:28 Wait a minute.
01:15:29 Hmm.
01:15:31 Wait a minute!
01:15:32 I know...
01:15:33 The guy in the limo,
01:15:35 the owner of Sharp records.
01:15:37 If we could just get him
01:15:41 Halt. Halt.
01:15:42 The security guard
01:15:44 Mr. Sharp was driving
01:15:48 That's right. Wow.
01:15:49 Aren't we lucky
01:15:51 to get all
01:15:53 It seemed extraneous
01:15:55 O.K., first I'll access
01:15:59 that's in a geosynchronous orbit
01:16:02 Then I'll I.D. the limo
01:16:05 and get its position.
01:16:07 Then I'll reposition the
01:16:11 to 17.32 degrees east,
01:16:13 hit Westar 4
01:16:15 bounce the signal
01:16:17 up to Comsat 6,
01:16:18 beam it back
01:16:21 and down to the dish
01:16:24 It's almost too easy.
01:16:28 We can only pray
01:16:30 he's watching television
01:16:32 at that exact moment.
01:16:33 We'll need help.
01:16:35 - We'll help.
01:16:36 You get Cassandra!
01:16:38 To the Mirthmobile!
01:16:41 Yeah!
01:16:42 - Whoo!
01:16:50 O.K., this is a take,
01:16:52 I think the snake
01:16:54 Uh...
01:16:59 Playback!
01:17:07 Looking good.
01:17:13 Ain't got no reason
01:17:18 No
01:17:20 Ain't got no reason
01:17:28 I love the way
01:17:33 Love the way
01:17:36 Ooh, the way
01:17:40 Ooh, touch me
01:17:42 Yeah
01:17:43 Touch me
01:17:46 This snake
01:17:47 It looks great on you.
01:17:50 I'm coming down now.
01:17:51 I'm telling you,
01:18:29 Yes, Officer?
01:18:32 Have you seen this boy?
01:18:34 Aah!
01:18:36 Aah!
01:18:45 You know,
01:18:47 Why leave the hotel?
01:18:49 We'll have dinner sent up,
01:18:51 you can have
01:18:53 and I'll make
01:18:54 Cassandra!
01:18:56 We have to talk.
01:18:57 I don't want
01:18:58 I don't want
01:19:00 I've set up an audition
01:19:03 My show's coming back.
01:19:05 Go home.
01:19:06 I'm not going anywhere.
01:19:08 Cassandra, I love you.
01:19:10 You may not believe it,
01:19:13 Am I supposed to just
01:19:17 Am I supposed
01:19:20 Am I supposed to say,
01:19:22 "That's O.K.
01:19:25 I don't mind.
01:19:26 Well, I mind!
01:19:28 I mind big time!
01:19:30 And you know what
01:19:34 I never learned to read.
01:19:39 Is that true?
01:19:41 Yes. Everything except
01:19:45 Very nice speech, Wayne.
01:19:47 We're very busy.
01:19:49 Of course.
01:19:51 Very clever.
01:19:52 But where is her band?
01:19:54 - Hi, Wayne.
01:19:55 Oh, hi, guys.
01:19:59 Well, I guess you've thought
01:20:02 Nothing left for me to do
01:20:06 Bye-bye, Wayne.
01:20:09 But both you and I know
01:20:11 that there is no film
01:20:18 Jimmy!
01:20:24 Wayne...
01:20:26 go home.
01:20:37 Sometimes people
01:20:39 It's very sad,
01:20:40 but you can't
01:20:43 Is that you...
01:20:50 Campbell, wait up!
01:20:52 Cassandra, I know
01:20:54 I know I don't
01:20:56 I know I don't
01:20:58 his knowledge
01:21:00 I know sometimes
01:21:02 I get this clicking sound
01:21:04 Shut your yap
01:21:06 Excellent.
01:21:19 That's right, girl.
01:21:20 Mr. Big's limousine
01:21:30 Gentlemen, this is it.
01:21:33 Let's go.
01:21:35 Down now!
01:21:44 Wait up, guys.
01:21:51 Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
01:22:08 Freeze!
01:22:09 Oh, hi, Russell.
01:22:11 How's it going?
01:22:12 Hold it right there.
01:22:14 Watch where
01:22:17 Give me the flashlight,
01:22:19 You can help us,
01:22:22 No! I'm supposed
01:22:24 W-w-what are you
01:22:26 be Benjamin's monkey boy
01:22:28 the rest of your life?
01:22:29 Benjamin's my friend.
01:22:31 No.
01:22:32 Benjamin is
01:22:36 If Benjamin were
01:22:40 he'd be
01:22:45 It's O.K.
01:22:49 He's going to be...
01:22:51 O.K.
01:22:55 Hi.
01:22:56 - Hi.
01:23:07 I love you, man.
01:23:09 I know.
01:23:13 No, you don't.
01:23:15 I... love you, man.
01:23:18 I know.
01:23:20 Just say thank you.
01:23:23 Hey!
01:23:28 Thank you.
01:23:30 All right.
01:23:31 I understand
01:23:33 but I'm very late.
01:23:35 Would you mind placing
01:23:39 There's just one other thing
01:23:51 Wayne's World,
01:23:54 Party time
01:23:55 Excellent
01:23:59 O.K, this is a special
01:24:02 It's for
01:24:04 So, Mr. Frankie Sharp
01:24:07 if you're watching
01:24:09 we're at 2234 Pine Way
01:24:13 So, ladies and gentlemen,
01:24:15 I give you Cassandra
01:24:18 Yeah! Whoo!
01:24:25 Well, it's been gettin'
01:24:27 Livin' with the things
01:24:33 My dreams are gettin'
01:24:36 I'd like to tell you
01:24:42 I see a man at the back,
01:24:43 as a matter of fact,
01:24:44 his eyes are as red
01:24:47 and a girl in the corner
01:24:49 'cause she thinks
01:24:51 Oh, yeah!
01:24:53 It was like lightning
01:24:55 Everybody was
01:24:57 And the music
01:24:59 And we all started
01:25:02 Yeah
01:25:03 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
01:25:05 And the man at the back said,
01:25:07 And it turned into
01:25:09 And the girl in the corner said,
01:25:11 It'll turn into
01:25:13 Ballroom blitz
01:25:18 Ballroom blitz
01:25:22 I'm reachin' out
01:25:25 Touchin' nothin's
01:25:31 I softly call you over
01:25:34 When you appear
01:25:35 There's nothin' left
01:25:40 Now the man at the back
01:25:42 as he raises his hands
01:25:44 and the girl in the corner
01:25:47 She could kill you
01:25:49 Oh, yeah
01:25:50 It was electric
01:25:53 So frightfully hectic
01:25:55 And the band
01:25:57 'Cause they all
01:25:59 Yeah
01:26:01 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
01:26:03 And the man at the back said,
01:26:04 And it turned
01:26:07 And the girl in the corner said,
01:26:09 It'll turn into
01:26:11 Ballroom blitz
01:26:15 Ballroom blitz
01:26:29 Waaa...
01:26:33 Ow!
01:26:45 Waaaow!
01:26:47 Whoo!
01:26:48 Yeah!
01:26:49 Ha ha ha ow!
01:26:52 Hi. I'm Frankie Sharp,
01:26:54 I saw your performance
01:26:56 I've seen a lot
01:26:59 and although
01:27:02 I just think
01:27:05 I'm sorry.
01:27:06 You screwed my career.
01:27:10 I always knew
01:27:14 Wayne, I'm pregnant.
01:27:16 That's why I've been so moody.
01:27:21 Whoa!
01:27:23 Look! Fire!
01:27:24 Let's get out of here!
01:27:26 Whoa!
01:27:28 Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
01:27:41 Why, God?
01:27:45 Why?
01:27:52 Last night was the most
01:27:56 of my life.
01:27:58 You were terrific.
01:28:09 You didn't really think
01:28:10 she'd end up with Wayne, did you?
01:28:15 As if.
01:28:16 As if we'd end the movie
01:28:19 Let's do
01:28:20 Good call.
01:28:21 Doodle-oo! Doodle-oo!
01:28:24 Doodle-oo! Doodle-oo!
01:28:37 Waaaow!
01:28:39 Hi. Frankie Sharp,
01:28:41 I just saw your performance
01:28:44 Wow! We got through.
01:28:46 Well, that wraps it up,
01:28:48 but there's
01:28:50 Let's just see who
01:28:53 It's Old Man Withers, the guy who
01:28:57 I would have
01:28:59 if it hadn't been
01:29:01 Good one, Shaggy.
01:29:03 Excellent
01:29:05 I think we should do
01:29:07 The megahappy ending.
01:29:10 Doodle-oo!
01:29:12 Doodle-oo! Doodle-oo!
01:29:26 Waaaow!
01:29:27 I'm Frankie Sharp,
01:29:30 I saw your performance
01:29:33 I must tell you,
01:29:35 In fact, I think
01:29:38 I'm going to give you
01:29:41 See you in my office.
01:29:43 I love you, Wayne.
01:29:45 I love you, Cassandra.
01:29:50 I love you, Garth.
01:29:52 I love you, dreamwoman.
01:29:54 You know, ever since
01:29:57 kids are looking at me
01:30:00 I love you, man.
01:30:01 And I love you,
01:30:03 because I've learned
01:30:05 that Platonic love
01:30:08 And I've learned
01:30:10 I've learned
01:30:13 a perfect body,
01:30:14 the right clothes,
01:30:17 can get you far in America...
01:30:20 but it can't get you everything.
01:30:23 Isn't it great
01:30:28 - Fishnet!
01:30:29 Fishnet!
01:30:34 Fishnet!
01:30:35 Wayne's World
01:30:37 It's party time
01:30:39 It's excellent
01:30:41 Chicks go mental
01:30:47 It's Wayne and Garth
01:30:53 We're in the basement
01:30:59 Oh, if you do not like it,
01:31:04 Wayne's World
01:31:06 Wayne's World
01:31:07 It's party time
01:31:09 It's excellent
01:31:10 Wayne's World
01:31:12 Wayne's World
01:31:13 It's party time
01:31:15 It's excellent
01:31:21 Excellent movie.
01:31:23 Yeah. Good one.
01:31:25 Well, that's all the time
01:31:28 We hope you found it
01:31:31 whimsical and yet relevant,
01:31:32 with an underlying
01:31:34 that belied the film's
01:31:37 to the subject matter.
01:31:39 I just hope
01:31:42 O.K. So thank you
01:31:44 Good night and party on.
01:31:46 Party on, Wayne.
01:31:47 Party on, Garth.
01:31:48 Wayne's World
01:31:49 Wayne's World
01:31:51 It's party time
01:31:53 It's excellent
01:31:54 Wayne's World
01:31:55 Wayne's World
01:31:57 It's party time
01:31:59 It's excellent
01:32:01 Chicks go mental
01:32:07 It's Wayne and Garth
01:32:13 We're in the basement
01:32:18 Oh, if you do not like it
01:32:24 Wayne's World
01:32:25 Wayne's World
01:32:26 It's party time
01:32:28 It's excellent
01:32:30 Wayne's World
01:32:31 Wayne's World
01:32:33 It's party time
01:32:34 It's excellent
01:32:36 We might grow old,
01:32:43 Yeah, right, and monkeys
01:32:49 The right to party is
01:32:55 So we'll surrender
01:32:59 Wayne's World
01:33:01 Wayne's World
01:33:02 It's party time
01:33:04 It's excellent
01:33:05 Wayne's World
01:33:07 Wayne's World
01:33:08 It's party time
01:33:10 It's excellent
01:33:24 Chicks go mental
01:33:27 Chicks go mental
01:33:30 Chicks go mental
01:33:36 Chicks go mental
01:33:39 Chicks go mental
01:33:54 You know,
01:33:56 anyone's going to
01:33:59 Yeah. Good call, Garth.
01:34:01 I'll bet we're just
01:34:04 and when they're finished,
01:34:05 they'll fade to black.
01:34:11 I can't believe
01:34:13 I told ya.