Weather Girl

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00:00:14 [MUSIC PLAYING]
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00:00:28 One minute, people.
00:00:29 I still have to do
00:00:31 What are you telling me for?
00:00:35 Where the hell is Sylvia?
00:00:50 Hi, Iowa. How now, brown cow.
00:00:52 Hey, Dale?
00:00:53 Yeah, yeah.
00:00:55 It's okay.
00:00:56 Look, Dale,
00:00:58 Well, that's not very professional.
00:01:00 No, no, it's not.
00:01:01 Damn unprofessional,
00:01:03 And I agree.
00:01:04 Any idea where she may be?
00:01:05 Now, how would I know that, Josh?
00:01:07 I'm not my weather girl's
00:01:12 Right?
00:01:30 Yeah, it's just that
00:01:32 and I know
00:01:33 So if you have any idea
00:01:35 Josh, my personal life
00:01:41 Are we clear on that?
00:01:44 [CHUCKLES]
00:01:45 Are we?
00:01:47 Sure.
00:01:49 Mary!
00:01:50 I'm going now.
00:01:55 [SIGHS]
00:01:57 Ms. Miller?
00:02:00 Ms. Miller, everybody's waiting, and
00:02:02 we're on in 20 seconds.
00:02:05 She's not answering.
00:02:06 I don't really...
00:02:08 I got her.
00:02:21 [INDISTINCT CONVERSATION]
00:02:24 Jesus Christ, Sylvia.
00:02:27 Not cool, Syl.
00:02:29 Not cool.
00:02:31 All right, we got her.
00:02:33 All right, 10 seconds.
00:02:35 Rolling at her.
00:02:36 [THEME MUSIC]
00:02:37 This is Seattle Morning
00:02:39 With Dale Waters,
00:02:43 and sassy weather girl
00:02:47 Count it off.
00:02:48 5, 4...
00:02:50 3, 2...
00:02:53 [LAUGHS]
00:02:54 [GIGGLES]
00:02:55 What a great morning.
00:02:57 Not too shabby, Dale.
00:02:59 Good morning, Seattle.
00:03:00 And good morning to you, Sherry.
00:03:01 Good morning to you, Dale.
00:03:03 You look great this morning, Sherry.
00:03:04 Stop it.
00:03:05 You're making me blush.
00:03:07 - No, seriously.
00:03:08 You look great, seriously.
00:03:09 Doesn't she look great?
00:03:10 Come on, you.
00:03:11 Let's say hello
00:03:15 Good morning, Sylvia.
00:03:17 [LAUGHS SARCASTICALLY]
00:03:23 - Did we lose Sylvia?
00:03:25 - What's going on?
00:03:27 The rain is sure
00:03:29 How long is it gonna
00:03:32 Forever, Dale.
00:03:34 This is Seattle.
00:03:35 In case you haven't noticed,
00:03:36 the weather here sucks.
00:03:40 [CHUCKLES]
00:03:44 Well, I think
00:03:45 Go to camera 3, please.
00:03:47 ...A stroll in the rain
00:03:48 God, shut up.
00:03:50 Shut up, shut up,
00:03:55 We don't call her
00:03:56 "our sassy weather girl"
00:03:58 - Let's go to a commercial.
00:03:59 You know what, Dale?
00:04:00 Before we do that,
00:04:02 there is something
00:04:03 with our viewing audience.
00:04:05 Well, I don't think that's
00:04:07 I don't care what you think,
00:04:09 In fact, why don't you just
00:04:11 and look stupid.
00:04:14 Whatever you do,
00:04:17 Do not cut.
00:04:19 So this is a little segment
00:04:21 "behind the scenes
00:04:24 My God.
00:04:25 Many of you may not know,
00:04:26 but from the moment
00:04:28 our seemingly charming cohost
00:04:31 has been all over me
00:04:36 Day after day,
00:04:37 as I stood in front
00:04:40 repeatedly trying
00:04:42 to describe the word "rain"...
00:04:44 What do I do?
00:04:45 I've been fighting off
00:04:46 and often offensive advances
00:04:50 That's right, ladies.
00:04:52 Go to Dale.
00:04:53 But you know,
00:04:55 not the least of which being
00:04:58 and, yeah, occasionally lonely,
00:05:01 I gave in to his advances.
00:05:03 And we had several, you know,
00:05:06 what could only be described
00:05:11 Sorry.
00:05:13 But despite the amateurish sex,
00:05:15 I somehow developed
00:05:18 to the walking haircut
00:05:20 We moved in together
00:05:21 and began to share a boring,
00:05:28 What the hell is she doing?
00:05:29 George, help me.
00:05:31 - Cut the lighting!
00:05:32 Do not cut anything.
00:05:34 She has lost her mind.
00:05:35 That is, until this morning,
00:05:37 when after Dale had already
00:05:40 I found these.
00:05:46 They're not mine.
00:05:47 You go, Sylvia.
00:05:48 There's our Emmy.
00:05:49 Now, these are a pair of panties
00:05:51 that I've unfortunately
00:05:52 my exhibitionist cohost wearing
00:05:56 How long have you been
00:05:58 All right, number 4 to Sherry, please.
00:06:02 Well put, Sherry.
00:06:05 Well, I am now leaving
00:06:09 but before I go,
00:06:10 I just want to say
00:06:13 for the love of God,
00:06:16 This is not news.
00:06:17 This is fluff.
00:06:18 This is tidbits for dumb people.
00:06:21 [CHUCKLES]
00:06:22 [SIGHS]
00:06:24 On that note,
00:06:25 to Seattle Morning,
00:06:27 and I will see you all in hell.
00:06:31 What has she done?
00:06:38 Let's do a commercial.
00:06:40 Go to commercial.
00:06:41 Go to commercial.
00:06:43 [SIGHS]
00:06:45 That was great.
00:06:47 That was great.
00:06:51 [THUNDER CRASHES]
00:06:52 [KNOCK AT DOOR]
00:06:55 [SOBBING]
00:06:57 Hmm.
00:06:59 Hey.
00:07:01 I know you, right?
00:07:03 Wait, I know.
00:07:05 Aren't you that weather girl
00:07:06 who committed career suicide
00:07:08 before an audience of thousands
00:07:10 God.
00:07:12 Shit. Okay, come on.
00:07:13 Come on in. It's okay.
00:07:14 - Come on.
00:07:16 What did you do in here?
00:07:18 You want me to kick his ass?
00:07:19 - Yes.
00:07:20 No, it's... please, no, don't kick his ass.
00:07:23 All right, I don't think I could anyway.
00:07:25 You want a drink?
00:07:26 It's 9:00 in the morning.
00:07:28 Yes.
00:07:32 God, wait,
00:07:33 Yeah, let me whip that up
00:07:37 I'm going to enjoy
00:07:41 You look like shit.
00:07:45 That's good.
00:07:46 Thank you.
00:07:47 No, I'm serious.
00:07:48 You... you look like shit.
00:07:49 This is, like,
00:07:51 this is, like, the worst
00:07:53 Okay, is this supposed
00:07:54 Syl, I'm your brother,
00:07:56 but I cannot be okay
00:07:58 with you being
00:07:59 over that douche bag
00:08:01 Hey, can I have, like,
00:08:02 I'm kind of upset.
00:08:03 I'm trying to help.
00:08:04 Well, you can help
00:08:06 What's happening here?
00:08:07 Okay, you know what?
00:08:09 If you want to get all upset
00:08:11 who I never liked,
00:08:13 I am well aware
00:08:14 Well, then I guess
00:08:16 "I told you so"
00:08:17 Because I already did,
00:08:19 I mean, this guy's an idiot,
00:08:20 and my big sister's a wreck
00:08:22 It's embarrassing.
00:08:23 God, you are such an idiot.
00:08:24 Okay, it's not just him.
00:08:26 It's everything.
00:08:27 2 years, we were together.
00:08:29 Okay, 2 years.
00:08:30 We... we lived together.
00:08:32 We bought furniture together.
00:08:33 We talked about kids' names.
00:08:35 And where am I now?
00:08:36 I...
00:08:37 I'm 35 years old.
00:08:38 I have no job, no insurance,
00:08:41 no apartment,
00:08:42 $1,500 in a savings account,
00:08:43 a car that I couldn't afford
00:08:46 and, what else don't I have?
00:08:47 You know what else
00:08:49 I don't have a boyfriend.
00:08:51 Tell me about
00:08:52 I don't know what I'm doing.
00:08:54 What I'm going to do?
00:08:55 It's like I'm starting
00:08:57 My God.
00:08:59 I have to start all over again.
00:09:01 God, I'm such an idiot.
00:09:03 Why didn't I stick around?
00:09:04 I could have hung around
00:09:07 Or looked for an apartment
00:09:09 Yeah, that's a great idea.
00:09:11 Just hang out and pretend
00:09:12 Dale's doing his cohost,
00:09:14 I'm just trying
00:09:15 God, you're so full of shit.
00:09:18 Let me just share with you
00:09:20 All right?
00:09:21 You couldn't be rational
00:09:22 at the cost of your pride
00:09:24 You did just
00:09:26 and also conveniently
00:09:28 because of your love
00:09:30 I don't love conflict.
00:09:32 It's your crack.
00:09:34 Now, shut up.
00:09:35 You're going to stay here.
00:09:36 You're going to get a job,
00:09:37 And everything's
00:09:39 You think so?
00:09:40 Yeah, why not?
00:09:41 Okay.
00:09:42 Well, I think we should
00:09:44 Can you say that
00:09:45 I'm sorry.
00:09:46 Am I embarrassing you?
00:09:48 I was trying to be supportive
00:09:49 Are you saying I'm not?
00:09:50 I'm saying that maybe
00:09:51 making passive-aggressive
00:09:53 And trying to undermine me
00:09:55 is not the best way
00:09:56 I undermine you?
00:09:57 When have I ever undermine...
00:09:58 I don't know why I'm here.
00:10:00 I don't feel
00:10:01 Why did I go out tonight?
00:10:02 I should be at home.
00:10:03 I should be at home,
00:10:05 eating ice cream, and watching
00:10:08 What you need is a cocktail
00:10:10 Yes.
00:10:11 - Hey, weather girl.
00:10:12 Dale is such an asshole.
00:10:14 You go, girl.
00:10:19 Who says, "you go, girl"?
00:10:21 Okay, yeah, no,
00:10:23 Honey, let me tell you
00:10:24 I am so proud
00:10:25 Yeah, me too.
00:10:26 You did exactly
00:10:28 Me too.
00:10:29 Gave it to him
00:10:30 - And the bitch.
00:10:32 There is no way that frail
00:10:34 No way.
00:10:36 Well, thanks, you guys.
00:10:37 You know, I didn't plan it.
00:10:38 It just sort of...
00:10:41 So what are you
00:10:43 Send out my résumé, I guess.
00:10:46 A weather girl résumé?
00:10:48 What?
00:10:50 I'm a broadcast journalist,
00:10:52 Jesus, Jane,
00:10:54 What is wrong with you?
00:10:55 I made a mistake.
00:10:56 Look, there are 4 other
00:10:58 with morning, afternoon,
00:10:59 And nighttime news programs,
00:11:01 So there's got to be something
00:11:04 Incoming.
00:11:05 - Hi.
00:11:07 Excuse me for interrupting.
00:11:08 My friends and I over there,
00:11:12 Are you that chick
00:11:13 that totally lost her shit
00:11:38 [BOTTLE FIZZES]
00:11:42 [GASPS]
00:11:43 Jesus Christ.
00:11:45 No, Byron, actually.
00:11:48 Who are you?
00:11:50 I'm Byron.
00:11:51 And why are you here?
00:11:54 I'm a friend of Walt's.
00:11:57 What?
00:11:59 Wha-wha-what is that?
00:12:03 That's you, actually.
00:12:05 What am I...
00:12:06 what am I doing
00:12:08 You're freaking out.
00:12:10 Here, it's actually
00:12:12 But despite
00:12:14 I somehow developed
00:12:16 TO THE WALKING HAIRCUT
00:12:19 [CHUCKLES]
00:12:20 I'm sorry.
00:12:21 I love it when you call him
00:12:24 I don't know why.
00:12:26 Why... why am I on there?
00:12:28 You're everywhere.
00:12:30 You're on a bunch of film sites.
00:12:31 I mean, just alone today
00:12:32 I've gotten 10 emails
00:12:33 and only one of them
00:12:36 Wait, Walt sent this to you?
00:12:38 Yeah, Walt and others.
00:12:41 [DOOR CLICKS OPEN]
00:12:44 Hey, Walt.
00:12:45 Hey.
00:12:46 Hey, Walt.
00:12:48 Hey.
00:12:50 What?
00:12:52 I didn't do anything.
00:12:57 Hey!
00:12:58 What...
00:12:59 Get in there.
00:13:00 What are you... why are you
00:13:02 I am on the internet.
00:13:04 Well, yeah.
00:13:05 It was a pretty funny breakdown.
00:13:07 People like seeing others
00:13:08 I did not lose it.
00:13:10 Okay.
00:13:13 And who is this person?
00:13:15 Byron.
00:13:16 Byron, okay, well,
00:13:17 I don't think that Byron
00:13:19 I'm kind of in a delicate state.
00:13:20 [KNOCKING AT DOOR]
00:13:21 - My God.
00:13:23 Hey, you brought the beer in here?
00:13:26 Shit, sorry.
00:13:27 Look, I don't get it.
00:13:28 You just went out
00:13:29 Now you're all too distraught
00:13:31 Excuse me.
00:13:32 Hi, we are kind of
00:13:35 A little private, so...
00:13:36 Did you really
00:13:38 I mean,
00:13:40 I know, right?
00:13:41 You're way too hot for him.
00:13:43 Who is this person?
00:13:45 Byron.
00:13:46 Byron.
00:13:48 It's just an opinion.
00:13:50 Do you guys want
00:13:51 - Okay.
00:13:53 Yeah...
00:13:54 Really?
00:13:55 Okay, look, I know
00:13:57 I'm sorry, but stop
00:14:00 This is my place,
00:14:02 and we're going to hang out
00:14:03 You want to hang out?
00:14:05 You don't, there's a coffee shop
00:14:07 My house, my rules, Missy.
00:14:08 I cannot believe
00:14:11 [SIGHS]
00:14:13 Yes, you can.
00:14:16 Oh.
00:14:18 There is is.
00:14:22 [GUITAR TWANGING]
00:14:24 Good.
00:14:26 Listen to that one.
00:14:27 Ooh.
00:14:28 BOTH: [WAILING]
00:14:29 High "C." high "C!"
00:14:31 High "C."
00:14:32 - Middle "C"
00:14:34 High "C."
00:14:35 [LAUGHTER]
00:14:36 Walt, shut up!
00:14:39 My God.
00:14:40 [BOYS SINGING]
00:14:46 Whoa.
00:14:47 [ZIPPER WHIRS]
00:14:52 Whoa!
00:14:53 God.
00:14:55 - God, it's late!
00:14:57 Turn that light off.
00:14:59 You scared the shit out of me.
00:15:00 What are you doing?
00:15:01 I'm trying to sleep.
00:15:03 No, I'm sleeping in here.
00:15:04 You're sleeping on the couch.
00:15:05 Are you out of your mind?
00:15:06 This is my bed.
00:15:07 Well, I'm not sleeping
00:15:09 Why not?
00:15:10 Because it's gross.
00:15:11 Because you're my brother.
00:15:12 And I don't want you
00:15:14 in the middle of the night
00:15:16 It's disturbing.
00:15:17 Well, I'm sorry
00:15:19 There's a sleeping bag
00:15:21 Listen to me.
00:15:22 I've had a really,
00:15:24 And I haven't been sleeping
00:15:26 because you and creepy
00:15:28 in your little band...
00:15:29 Jamming!
00:15:30 My God, okay.
00:15:31 No, don't... don't...
00:15:33 don't condescend to me, Syl.
00:15:34 Don't call it "a little band."
00:15:35 Why are you being such a dick?
00:15:36 I just want to get some sleep.
00:15:37 My God, I'm not sleeping
00:15:39 'cause you don't want to share
00:15:41 Fine, I'm gonna
00:15:43 Fine by me.
00:15:44 Fine.
00:15:45 What?
00:15:47 Not cool.
00:15:48 No.
00:15:51 I'll take that.
00:15:54 [CAR HORNS HONKING]
00:16:02 God.
00:16:03 Oh!
00:16:04 God!
00:16:06 [GROANS]
00:16:07 - Wow.
00:16:09 You couldn't do that again
00:16:11 Ow, Ow, Ow.
00:16:12 Ouch, Ow.
00:16:14 Yeah, that smarts when
00:16:17 Don't you have a home?
00:16:19 Yeah, I live across the hall.
00:16:21 Don't you sleep?
00:16:22 Not much.
00:16:24 Okay, why are you here?
00:16:26 I build websites.
00:16:27 My computer is busted.
00:16:29 So I told Walt that
00:16:30 I'll give him a cut
00:16:32 It's kind of
00:16:34 Brought you a coffee.
00:16:35 Well, do you have to be here
00:16:38 Yeah, I have a strong
00:16:42 It's a vanilla latte.
00:16:43 You strike me like
00:16:47 Aren't you insightful.
00:16:49 Thank you.
00:16:57 So do you want to go out
00:17:02 [COUGHS]
00:17:03 Too soon?
00:17:05 Yes.
00:17:06 But, I've been single
00:17:09 So it's a little bit too soon.
00:17:12 Well, the offer is on the table.
00:17:14 Okay.
00:17:15 So what's next for you?
00:17:17 What do you mean?
00:17:19 What do I mean?
00:17:20 I mean, are you gonna get
00:17:21 You know, a TV job
00:17:23 and what about a place?
00:17:24 I mean, are you gonna
00:17:26 'Cause let's face it.
00:17:28 Your brother's great,
00:17:30 How long can you
00:17:31 And then, what about your stuff?
00:17:32 You got all that stuff
00:17:35 The haircut, I mean,
00:17:36 What are you gonna do with it?
00:17:38 You gonna move it into storage,
00:17:39 or are you gonna
00:17:40 Although, I have no idea
00:17:42 It's pretty crammed.
00:17:43 And then you've got
00:17:45 got these power suit
00:17:46 You're gonna need to probably
00:17:48 Okay, you have to stop talking.
00:17:50 You're making my head hurt.
00:17:56 You haven't thought about
00:17:58 No, I haven't thought about
00:17:59 So I don't need you talking
00:18:01 that I haven't thought about
00:18:02 because I haven't
00:18:04 I'm sorry.
00:18:05 - I just woke up here.
00:18:06 And you're freaking me out.
00:18:08 Didn't mean to.
00:18:09 Well, you did.
00:18:10 You know,
00:18:11 when you get all riled up.
00:18:13 Will you stop
00:18:15 Okay, but you might want
00:18:18 because I can't be held
00:18:20 when you're not wearing
00:18:21 It's just distracting.
00:18:23 God.
00:18:24 The kneesocks, though,
00:18:30 Okay.
00:18:32 Situation: Not good.
00:18:35 You need to fix this immediately.
00:18:37 You are a smart, capable woman.
00:18:41 And what you need...
00:18:44 You need to make a list.
00:18:45 You need to make
00:18:47 on how to get your life
00:18:52 You can do this.
00:18:54 You are strong.
00:18:56 You need something
00:18:59 Okay, I need some post-it notes.
00:19:05 What?
00:19:07 What?
00:19:09 Do I have something
00:19:10 Sis, are you familiar
00:19:13 This isn't a good idea.
00:19:14 What do you mean,
00:19:15 TiVO.
00:19:16 I would back off.
00:19:17 We can digitally record
00:19:19 And then watch it
00:19:20 Now, I've done exactly that
00:19:23 - Why?
00:19:25 We thought there might
00:19:27 Yeah, I know.
00:19:29 You may want to sit down here.
00:19:31 - Oh, my God.
00:19:32 No, no-no-no.
00:19:34 You must.
00:19:35 Go, Byron, go.
00:19:39 And now I feel
00:19:42 Well, I think you're right,
00:19:44 Yesterday, one of our
00:19:46 had a bit of a, well,
00:19:48 I guess you could call it
00:19:50 An episode.
00:19:52 I don't like her at all.
00:19:54 She made a spectacle
00:19:56 She talked about things
00:19:57 that are a bit of a no-no
00:19:59 and she used some
00:20:01 Well, we have kids watching.
00:20:03 It's a morning show.
00:20:04 Families watch us.
00:20:05 They trust us.
00:20:07 We let them down.
00:20:08 We sure did.
00:20:09 - Oh, stop it.
00:20:10 She also made some pretty
00:20:12 against you, Dale.
00:20:14 Yeah, she did.
00:20:15 It's true,
00:20:17 Those kids out there,
00:20:18 they can't take care
00:20:20 and that's where we
00:20:22 My God.
00:20:23 I'm not going to sit here
00:20:25 my manhood,
00:20:28 And here he goes.
00:20:29 To say the least,
00:20:31 I would say that.
00:20:33 Well, you know what?
00:20:34 I think that I speak
00:20:36 When I say,
00:20:39 Good for you.
00:20:40 Thanks, Sherry.
00:20:44 You out there,
00:20:47 our neighbors,
00:20:49 we're sorry, Seattle.
00:20:51 We hope that we haven't
00:20:54 Seattle.
00:20:55 The end.
00:20:58 [JAZZY PERCUSSIVE MUSIC]
00:21:06 Think he's home?
00:21:07 I know he's home.
00:21:08 It's time for
00:21:09 Okay, your sister
00:21:11 Dude.
00:21:18 This place is gay.
00:21:22 Up and at 'em, dickhead.
00:21:23 My God!
00:21:26 Sylvia. What are you doing here?
00:21:27 What is she doing here?
00:21:28 You guys are already
00:21:29 That is so precious.
00:21:30 Hi, asshole.
00:21:31 This is a great apartment.
00:21:34 It's not an apartment.
00:21:36 My God. They're gonna kill us.
00:21:37 Yeah, that's right.
00:21:38 We're all part
00:21:40 I'm Walt, Sylvia's brother.
00:21:41 Remember me?
00:21:42 We've met maybe 10 times.
00:21:43 Yeah, I do.
00:21:44 Hi, Walt. How are you?
00:21:45 - Huh.
00:21:46 And I'm gonna take them.
00:21:47 You can take your clothes,
00:21:49 But I won't
00:21:53 What did you say?
00:21:54 That probably wasn't
00:21:56 You're not gonna be
00:21:58 - Badly worded, really.
00:22:00 You son of a bitch.
00:22:01 - Shit!
00:22:02 Taken advantage of?
00:22:05 She's crazy!
00:22:06 Stop interrupting, Sherry.
00:22:08 Stop talking.
00:22:10 How long have you been sleeping
00:22:12 That's pretty cool, actually.
00:22:14 How much of a fool
00:22:16 You think that I'm fucking
00:22:18 Hands off the anchorpeople.
00:22:21 Be nice.
00:22:23 What's up?
00:22:24 I am taking everything
00:22:26 out of this apartment.
00:22:27 If you try to stop me,
00:22:29 I swear to God,
00:22:30 Do you understand me?
00:22:31 Every single thing.
00:22:46 What?
00:22:47 This is all your stuff.
00:22:48 I thought I had more stuff.
00:22:50 It's kind of a hollow victory,
00:22:52 Okay, shut up, Walt,
00:22:53 Can we go, please?
00:22:55 Sylvia.
00:22:57 Can I talk to you
00:23:00 You just tried to kill me
00:23:01 The least you could do
00:23:08 Go ahead, you guys.
00:23:09 Go.
00:23:11 Go.
00:23:13 All right.
00:23:14 [GRUNTS]
00:23:15 On the knees.
00:23:21 What?
00:23:22 This is not all my fault.
00:23:23 Please.
00:23:24 No, "oh, please" you, Sylvia.
00:23:26 "Oh, please" you.
00:23:27 Okay.
00:23:29 I made love
00:23:31 I broke the rules.
00:23:34 Sorry.
00:23:38 But you pushed me to it.
00:23:40 I pushed you to it?
00:23:42 How did...
00:23:44 You never loved me.
00:23:46 You never let me in.
00:23:47 You never respected me.
00:23:50 I was okay for a time,
00:23:51 But you never stooped so low
00:23:53 As to really allow yourself
00:23:58 I'm flesh and blood, Sylvia.
00:24:00 I want someone to want me
00:24:05 You're cold,
00:24:07 Sylvia.
00:24:10 You are cold.
00:24:12 And that's why I did
00:24:23 Said he only slept with her
00:24:25 and he said that
00:24:27 Can you believe that?
00:24:30 Guys?
00:24:31 I mean, isn't that the craziest
00:24:33 That I'm cold?
00:24:35 Well...
00:24:37 Oh, my God.
00:24:39 You do sometimes
00:24:41 letting people in.
00:24:42 I never thought
00:24:44 My God. Me neither.
00:24:45 I don't think she's been
00:24:47 What about the lawyer?
00:24:48 You mean the one she just
00:24:50 Right.
00:24:51 That guy was the most
00:24:53 But he was a lawyer.
00:24:54 You could have given him
00:24:55 I don't believe this.
00:24:56 Are you telling me
00:24:58 - No.
00:24:59 Honey, no.
00:25:02 Maybe it's just difficult
00:25:03 for you to think
00:25:06 - You've got walls.
00:25:08 My God.
00:25:10 BOTH: Charles.
00:25:11 My God. That's so crazy.
00:25:12 It just might work.
00:25:13 Sylvia, he is perfect for you,
00:25:16 He is very nice.
00:25:17 Yeah, I don't think
00:25:19 He works out at our gym.
00:25:20 - Yeah, he used to date Maureen.
00:25:22 - Loud and stupid.
00:25:23 Yeah, but they're so done now.
00:25:25 Yeah.
00:25:26 You guys are crazy.
00:25:27 I just broke up with Dale,
00:25:29 Okay, perhaps you think
00:25:32 You don't.
00:25:33 You don't, Sylvia.
00:25:34 - You're in your late 30s.
00:25:36 You have a tiny window
00:25:37 Charles is an accountant.
00:25:39 He's stable.
00:25:40 He's not gay,
00:25:43 Not not attractive.
00:25:45 This is your future
00:25:46 Yes, also a perfect
00:25:48 to warm up that cold shoulder.
00:25:49 It wouldn't hurt if Dale
00:25:51 No, wouldn't hurt at all.
00:25:52 Look, if you want to spend
00:25:54 as an attractive middle-aged
00:25:57 Middle-aged?
00:25:58 We are the same age.
00:25:59 Yeah, and I'm married,
00:26:00 and Jane's in a serious
00:26:02 And we both have careers
00:26:05 and our own apartments.
00:26:06 And I'm actually only 34.
00:26:08 Okay, look, all I'm saying is
00:26:11 and you just got knocked back
00:26:12 Is that a sports reference?
00:26:13 I know, right?
00:26:15 Look at that.
00:26:16 Shit, I got to go pick up my kids.
00:26:18 God. I've got pilates.
00:26:19 I will call Charles and
00:26:21 I will email him your picture.
00:26:22 Sylvia, he is gonna love you,
00:26:25 - Did you valet?
00:26:26 - Bye, Syl.
00:26:27 - Bye.
00:26:28 Be strong, baby, yeah?
00:26:31 Bye, Honey.
00:26:32 Wait a sec.
00:26:39 [CAR HORNS HONKING]
00:26:42 So as you can see
00:26:44 I've been working in television
00:26:47 And you know, I've done
00:26:49 from reporting to color stories,
00:26:54 Why... why are you looking
00:26:57 You really lost it on
00:27:00 I mean, you freaked out.
00:27:01 My staff loves it.
00:27:02 We watch it all the time.
00:27:04 Dale Waters, what an asshole.
00:27:06 Everybody
00:27:08 knows Dale's an asshole.
00:27:10 Hell, I slept with him once
00:27:11 after some local
00:27:14 You were certainly right about
00:27:16 Real high school stuff.
00:27:18 # argue about the things
00:27:21 # I should have left behind
00:27:27 Hey, yeah, Tracy,
00:27:28 What was it that sassy weather
00:27:30 Grabby.
00:27:31 Grabby.
00:27:33 I bet he is.
00:27:34 What an asshole.
00:27:35 # dream up muddy river
00:27:39 # underneath the drowsy moon
00:27:47 So you blew
00:27:49 and now you want
00:27:52 Well, I have an open mind.
00:27:55 Isn't that big of you.
00:27:59 # past grocery stores
00:28:01 I love that you
00:28:03 I really do.
00:28:04 Dale Waters is just south
00:28:06 Here's the problem.
00:28:08 My anchors are assholes too,
00:28:09 and what's to keep you
00:28:11 Yeah.
00:28:13 Look, I feel for you.
00:28:15 But I don't know
00:28:17 You're a joke.
00:28:19 If I put you on my staff,
00:28:22 Hey, Bill.
00:28:23 And I'm no joke.
00:28:25 Okay, give me the numbers.
00:28:26 Okay.
00:28:28 [DOG BARKING]
00:28:29 [SIREN BLARES]
00:28:31 [SNIFFLING]
00:28:43 [TRUCK BEEPING]
00:28:44 [JACKHAMMER BUZZING]
00:28:49 Walt, stop it.
00:28:51 You're hurting my neck.
00:28:53 Say you suck.
00:28:54 You suck!
00:28:55 No!
00:28:56 Hey, kids.
00:28:58 What's going on?
00:28:59 Look, look what she did.
00:29:00 She moved my bed out here.
00:29:01 She's taking my room.
00:29:03 Yeah, I know.
00:29:04 You... you helped her move?
00:29:05 Why does she get the room?
00:29:07 Walt, she's a girl.
00:29:08 [MUFFLED] I'm a girl.
00:29:09 You brought my best friend
00:29:11 You suck.
00:29:12 You're such an idiot.
00:29:13 I gave you back your bed.
00:29:15 I live here, okay?
00:29:16 You can't just move all
00:29:19 This is a temporary situation.
00:29:20 It doesn't matter, okay?
00:29:21 I'm not a little kid anymore.
00:29:22 You can't push me around.
00:29:24 This is a much better
00:29:25 Says you.
00:29:27 I have got a system here,
00:29:29 God, we have to live together.
00:29:31 Okay, this is a temporary
00:29:34 You should be out
00:29:35 not rearranging my furniture.
00:29:37 I have been looking
00:29:39 Oh, yeah. How did it go?
00:29:44 What?
00:29:45 Well, it was awful, Byron,
00:29:48 Every single person who looks
00:29:51 Everybody's calling me sassy,
00:29:52 And I swear to God,
00:29:54 I'm gonna fucking lose it.
00:29:56 I... I... look it.
00:29:57 I don't like crowding your life
00:29:59 Well, you got to try harder.
00:30:01 Really?
00:30:03 Lower your standards.
00:30:05 It's a tough job market.
00:30:06 That's true.
00:30:07 It is.
00:30:08 I have a college education.
00:30:10 Join the club.
00:30:11 I've had a coveted television
00:30:13 And you lost it.
00:30:15 My God.
00:30:16 'Cause you're acting like
00:30:18 I went to college too, Syl.
00:30:19 You know, I'm a temp.
00:30:20 Byron here went to grad school,
00:30:22 and he's renting my computer
00:30:24 Philosophy major.
00:30:26 Just grow up, Syl.
00:30:29 This is the world.
00:30:30 We don't always get to do
00:30:34 [SCOFFS]
00:30:38 Yeah, just go
00:30:41 [ACOUSTIC GUITAR MUSIC]
00:31:00 So you don't have
00:31:02 Well, in college...
00:31:03 Yeah, well,
00:31:06 It... yeah, it's like riding a bike.
00:31:09 No, it's not.
00:31:12 All right, Sally.
00:31:13 I'm gonna take a chance on you.
00:31:15 Don't make me regret it.
00:31:18 It's... Sylvia.
00:31:20 What?
00:31:21 My name is Sylvia.
00:31:23 Yeah, well, we do
00:31:25 before your shift, okay?
00:31:26 There's an order to things.
00:31:28 [MOUTHING WORDS]
00:31:29 Got a process here.
00:31:30 All right.
00:31:32 This is your apron.
00:31:34 What are you doing?
00:31:37 This is your responsibility.
00:31:39 If you lose it,
00:31:42 And they're not cheap.
00:31:45 Take it.
00:31:46 Right.
00:31:47 Okay, show up tomorrow
00:31:50 and no less than 5 pens.
00:31:51 I do a staff check first thing,
00:31:53 And I shit you negative.
00:31:54 You show up
00:31:55 and less than 5 pens,
00:31:58 and I will send you home.
00:32:01 Of this you can be sure.
00:32:05 Simpatico?
00:32:06 Yes.
00:32:07 Atta girl.
00:32:10 You get me some more coffee.
00:32:14 Hey.
00:32:16 Hey.
00:32:18 She here?
00:32:19 Bathroom.
00:32:23 Listen, can I be a Dick?
00:32:26 Kind of get into your business
00:32:28 You don't know anything about
00:32:32 Okay, yes, granted,
00:32:34 I know nothing.
00:32:35 Exactly.
00:32:36 But as an only child,
00:32:38 I've always kind of envied
00:32:40 that you have going on,
00:32:41 This whole sister thing's
00:32:43 She... it's this whole other person
00:32:45 that kind of knows
00:32:47 She's been there
00:32:48 really important moments
00:32:50 these rearing moments.
00:32:52 And you know, I think that it's
00:32:56 that...
00:32:57 Byron.
00:32:59 Okay, listen,
00:33:01 I'm not questioning your love
00:33:03 for your sister here at all,
00:33:04 I'm in absolute reverence of it,
00:33:06 but the fact is, she's a girl.
00:33:11 No, she's a girl
00:33:18 Maybe cut her a little slack.
00:33:23 Shut up, dude.
00:33:25 Fair enough.
00:33:30 I think Byron's got
00:33:31 Yeah, I know.
00:33:33 He told me.
00:33:35 What are you,
00:33:37 what are you all done up for?
00:33:39 Well, I have a date.
00:33:42 I got a job today, and
00:33:44 you know,
00:33:46 Treat yourself?
00:33:48 Who are you going
00:33:52 You're gonna make Byron
00:33:55 [KNOCKING AT DOOR]
00:33:59 Go.
00:34:00 Byron!
00:34:01 Right now.
00:34:02 I got her.
00:34:03 Oh, God, Walt!
00:34:08 Yes?
00:34:10 Is Sylvia here?
00:34:12 Sylvia?
00:34:13 And who can I tell her
00:34:16 - Charles.
00:34:17 Charles, you sure?
00:34:19 Get off of me.
00:34:20 Sylvia, Charles is here.
00:34:22 Charles is here!
00:34:24 I am Walt,
00:34:26 I have heard so much
00:34:27 She just raves on and on.
00:34:29 We hear you are
00:34:31 Top drawer, old man.
00:34:34 Stop it.
00:34:36 Hi, Charles, sorry.
00:34:38 I'm Sylvia. Nice to meet you.
00:34:39 Pay no attention to the morons
00:34:42 [SIGHING]
00:34:43 It's, nice to meet you too, Sylvia.
00:34:46 You are just as beautiful
00:34:49 Isn't she just?
00:34:50 Just an image of loveliness.
00:34:52 Let's go.
00:34:53 Hey, don't you get fresh
00:34:55 No means no, suit man.
00:34:57 Who was that guy?
00:35:01 Fire escape?
00:35:03 Fire escape.
00:35:05 I'm so sorry about them
00:35:06 That's okay.
00:35:08 Men like to bust each others'
00:35:09 but you know,
00:35:11 I bet.
00:35:12 So this is me.
00:35:15 She's a beauty, isn't she?
00:35:17 Charles, can I just say
00:35:19 Classy yet understated.
00:35:21 What's the gas mileage
00:35:23 I'm just curious
00:35:24 that we do have a responsibility
00:35:26 You know what?
00:35:27 Cut him some slack, Byron.
00:35:29 That thing's a pussy magnet,
00:35:30 Can we go, please?
00:35:33 Charles, buddy, am I right?
00:35:34 Those seats have seen
00:35:36 He's being coy.
00:35:40 - Oh, there it is.
00:35:42 Who let the dog out?
00:35:45 "who let the dog out"?
00:35:50 So is it weird
00:35:54 I'm not really a celebrity.
00:35:56 You totally are.
00:35:57 I mean, look, it's like everyone
00:36:01 We're just, you know...
00:36:03 Gives me goose pimples.
00:36:05 Okay.
00:36:08 So what would you like
00:36:11 Talk show?
00:36:12 Talk show.
00:36:14 I bet you would be
00:36:17 Like the, like the...
00:36:20 but... but you know, hot.
00:36:22 [LAUGHTER]
00:36:23 I don't know.
00:36:24 You know, I'm sort of exploring
00:36:30 Can I be honest with you
00:36:32 Sure.
00:36:35 Emily told me about
00:36:38 M... m... my walls?
00:36:42 The walls built around this.
00:36:45 Right here.
00:36:47 Well, well, guess what?
00:36:48 Guess what, kid?
00:36:50 I've got them too.
00:36:52 And they are tall
00:36:58 But, since I met you, Sylvia,
00:37:03 You have torn down my walls.
00:37:04 Oh.
00:37:06 I didn't mean to.
00:37:08 You know, and I think
00:37:10 I see that yours
00:37:12 Am I right?
00:37:14 Okay, okay, okay.
00:37:15 Let's just... let's just get down
00:37:18 I want to fast-track this thing.
00:37:19 I want a family:
00:37:22 A wife, 2 kids, a boy and a girl,
00:37:27 Lucius and Ariel.
00:37:29 I want to sell my townhouse
00:37:34 a home with a woman's touch.
00:37:40 Okay, now you're just
00:37:42 Yeah, that's...
00:37:43 I'm saying, you know,
00:37:47 But not if you've got
00:37:50 Okay, what I need
00:37:56 I want my friends
00:37:59 and say, "Whoa,
00:38:02 look at that hot babe
00:38:04 Yeah, you know?
00:38:05 Yeah, yeah, you know,
00:38:07 I think we might be looking
00:38:10 [CHUCKLES]
00:38:11 Let's not be coy here.
00:38:12 Neither one of us are kids.
00:38:14 I know what I want,
00:38:17 Do you know what you want?
00:38:52 Hey.
00:38:53 [GASPS]
00:38:54 Jesus.
00:38:55 Again?
00:38:57 Sorry.
00:39:00 Good date?
00:39:02 [SIGHS]
00:39:03 Well, yeah, he did propose.
00:39:06 He's also probably the creepiest
00:39:09 That's so weird.
00:39:11 I mean, it seemed like
00:39:15 So did the two of you do it?
00:39:18 [GIGGLES]
00:39:20 No.
00:39:23 All right, I am going to bed.
00:39:25 I don't get it.
00:39:27 Get what?
00:39:30 I mean, I just don't get
00:39:33 on some dumb date
00:39:36 when it's so clear
00:39:41 I mean, if you want to,
00:39:43 get married or move in
00:39:44 then you're probably
00:39:46 but I do think
00:39:51 And you are offering
00:39:56 Yeah, something like that.
00:39:59 But I just think
00:40:03 at this crossroads in your life.
00:40:05 Do you?
00:40:08 You're really fond of
00:40:10 Come on. Give me a break.
00:40:10 You're in love with yourself.
00:40:12 You think you might be,
00:40:13 awesome person ever.
00:40:15 Okay, how old are you?
00:40:17 30.
00:40:19 Next year.
00:40:21 Okay, well,
00:40:22 Let me tell you something,
00:40:25 You don't know me.
00:40:26 You don't know anything
00:40:27 and you certainly don't know
00:40:32 You know what I like
00:40:34 I don't care.
00:40:35 You're difficult.
00:40:38 And you're very sexy
00:40:39 but in this foreign film
00:40:41 with the angles
00:40:43 I dig it.
00:40:46 [SIGHS]
00:40:48 Go home, Byron.
00:41:08 [DOOR CLATTERS OPEN]
00:41:11 You know, you don't
00:41:12 Everybody needs a rebound guy.
00:41:14 I mean, you know,
00:41:15 to audition men for it
00:41:17 That is exactly my point.
00:41:19 Somebody who's uncomplicated,
00:41:22 totally wrong for me,
00:41:25 in, like, a million years
00:41:28 Except for the ravenous
00:41:31 No obligations.
00:41:32 No expectations.
00:41:34 That's pretty much
00:41:39 So...
00:41:43 Okay, raise your right hand.
00:41:46 Raise?
00:41:48 Okay.
00:41:49 Okay, repeat after me.
00:41:50 I, Byron...
00:41:54 You don't even
00:41:55 Okay, that's great.
00:41:57 I, Byron, promise to never
00:42:02 no matter how awesome
00:42:05 I, Byron, promise that
00:42:09 it's not gonna be me.
00:42:11 It's not gonna be me.
00:42:12 - Yes, it is.
00:42:13 Yep.
00:42:14 Okay, you gonna kiss me,
00:42:16 I'm going to kiss you.
00:42:18 Okay, soon, you think?
00:42:20 I'm just building the tension...
00:42:21 My God.
00:42:22 # let's have some fun
00:42:23 # you can make,
00:42:25 [METAL CRASHES]
00:42:27 Wow, OK.
00:42:29 [OBJECTS CRASHING]
00:42:31 Wait, hold on, OK.
00:42:33 [LOUD CRASHING]
00:42:35 [SIGHING]
00:42:38 Okay, there's...
00:42:39 - Oh.
00:42:41 Oh, no.
00:42:42 That looks really
00:42:44 - We can go back in there.
00:42:46 Let me take this off.
00:42:49 [CABINET THUDS]
00:42:50 [OBJECTS CLATTERING]
00:42:52 When did I start wanting you?
00:42:54 My guess is that you probably
00:42:56 and that you just forgot.
00:42:58 I don't really think so.
00:42:59 It's just at theory, really.
00:43:05 Yeah, there.
00:43:07 Unbutton, unbutton.
00:43:09 I can't.
00:43:15 There.
00:43:16 Wait...
00:43:17 Wait, what?
00:43:18 Don't tell Walt, okay?
00:43:19 What?
00:43:20 Seriously, that's another condition.
00:43:22 You can't tell Walt.
00:43:23 What are you talking about?
00:43:24 You want me to lie
00:43:26 I can't, no, come on.
00:43:27 What?
00:43:28 Totally, totally
00:43:31 No, no, I'm sorry.
00:43:33 I can't do that.
00:43:35 I'm sorry.
00:43:38 Okay.
00:43:41 What?
00:43:42 Okay.
00:43:44 That's a shame.
00:43:46 Yeah.
00:43:48 This could have been fun.
00:43:49 Could have.
00:43:51 Probably would have been.
00:43:52 I think so, yeah.
00:43:55 [SIGHS]
00:44:05 Well, I hope things
00:44:11 Well, nothing happened,
00:44:14 Yeah, I'm sure.
00:44:15 Yeah, except that,
00:44:19 Yeah.
00:44:23 Yeah, sweet dreams.
00:44:24 Okay.
00:44:32 Not telling him
00:44:34 It's like an omission.
00:44:35 - Totally different thing.
00:44:37 Come here.
00:44:38 # dit, dit, ditty
00:44:40 # you can dit, dit, ditty
00:44:43 # come along dit, ditty
00:44:44 # till the boy's
00:44:50 Oh, my God.
00:44:55 Okay, you two ready?
00:44:56 Yeah.
00:44:58 I think I'll have the...
00:45:00 It's you.
00:45:02 Arthur, it's her.
00:45:03 Her who?
00:45:04 Her, sassy weather girl,
00:45:06 It's you, isn't it?
00:45:07 Sylvia, what is it?
00:45:10 No. My name is Margot.
00:45:14 Name tag says, "Sylvia."
00:45:16 [LAUGHTER]
00:45:17 You are so busted.
00:45:18 Sorry.
00:45:20 This is what you're doing now?
00:45:22 That is really sad.
00:45:24 So what can I get you folks?
00:45:25 You couldn't get a job
00:45:27 Well, it's not like there
00:45:29 who can read the weather section
00:45:30 and then ramble on about it
00:45:32 - Arthur.
00:45:34 It's not exactly hard-hitting
00:45:36 Well...Sorry.
00:45:39 Damn it.
00:45:40 I am so sorry.
00:45:41 You did that on purpose.
00:45:43 No, I did not do that on...
00:45:45 I am hurt by that accusation.
00:45:47 No, you're sassy.
00:45:49 Duh, everybody says so,
00:45:50 and that was a very sassy thing
00:45:52 You know, why don't I just get
00:45:55 Yeah, why don't you?
00:45:56 Great, sassy.
00:45:59 Unbelievable.
00:46:00 Holy smoking.
00:46:02 - Oh
00:46:05 Do over.
00:46:06 Advantage, Byron.
00:46:11 It's just...
00:46:13 Down in front.
00:46:14 It's a flick of the wrist,
00:46:16 It's a save.
00:46:17 See that's...
00:46:19 You know what?
00:46:20 That's what happens
00:46:22 That's what happens
00:46:24 Point.
00:46:25 - Serve.
00:46:28 Just lob it up there for me.
00:46:30 Just shove it down
00:46:31 A little side...
00:46:34 Hey, I'm...
00:46:36 I'm gonna be right back.
00:46:37 Keep working on it, though.
00:46:38 Yeah, knock yourself out.
00:46:39 Service.
00:46:41 [VIDEO GAME CHIMES]
00:46:46 Point.
00:46:48 Point.
00:46:52 [DISHES CLATTERING]
00:46:54 Excuse me.
00:46:58 Okay, what do we have here?
00:47:00 Okay, guys, wait,
00:47:02 We still need the soup.
00:47:03 Yeah, Bonita.
00:47:05 Te amo.
00:47:06 Sylvia, quiero hacerte
00:47:10 No, hombre, necesita
00:47:13 Para eso me tiene a mi.
00:47:16 Va a ser mio ese culi...
00:47:17 Okay, give me my soup.
00:47:19 Ay, quiere su sopa...
00:47:21 My God.
00:47:22 [LAUGHTER]
00:47:23 The kitchen staff hates me.
00:47:25 Of course they do.
00:47:26 I'm sure they don't hate you.
00:47:27 They probably do.
00:47:28 They talk dirty to me
00:47:30 Yeah? Is it hot?
00:47:32 Wait, no.
00:47:34 I don't want to know.
00:47:35 But don't you speak Spanish?
00:47:36 I don't want them
00:47:38 Why not?
00:47:40 'cause then they'll want
00:47:41 No.
00:47:43 Yeah.
00:47:44 Snob.
00:47:45 I am a snob.
00:47:46 No.
00:47:47 You're a work in progress.
00:47:53 Think I can be a secret agent?
00:47:55 BOTH: No.
00:47:57 Yeah.
00:48:02 Sorry.
00:48:04 Hey, guys, table 12's still
00:48:07 Aqui tengo tu pollo, guerita.
00:48:11 Okay.
00:48:12 Donde diablos Esta mi pollo?
00:48:18 [LAUGHTER]
00:48:22 A semester in college.
00:48:24 Habla español, la guerita.
00:48:25 It's not bad, right?
00:48:26 It's okay.
00:48:28 Hey.
00:48:29 - Hey.
00:48:30 We got to hurry up.
00:48:31 Walt's coming home
00:48:33 [SCOFFS]
00:48:36 Have you noticed
00:48:38 Is that a problem?
00:48:40 No, of course not.
00:48:42 I love sex.
00:48:43 I'm glad that you love sex
00:48:45 because I, certainly, I do.
00:48:46 I love sex.
00:48:48 Well, let's look at it objectively.
00:48:50 I have a shitty job.
00:48:52 Mooch off my brother.
00:48:53 I have no place to call my own.
00:48:56 Pretty much, my life sucks.
00:48:57 So sex is the only thing
00:49:01 It's pretty much the only thing
00:49:04 - Wow.
00:49:06 Too bad it's with
00:49:10 financially devoid,
00:49:14 rock star wannabe
00:49:18 Yeah, but the sex
00:49:19 That is true.
00:49:20 [KEYS JINGLING]
00:49:25 What the fuck!
00:49:27 [SCREAMS]
00:49:28 What?
00:49:29 Fuck! That's my sister, man!
00:49:31 Come on, what the hell are you...
00:49:33 Come on.
00:49:34 That's my... I'm fucking blind.
00:49:35 I'm fucking...
00:49:37 I'm blind.
00:49:38 I'm gonna have that image
00:49:40 What are you...
00:49:42 I live in this room!
00:49:43 What's...
00:49:45 Fuck!
00:49:49 So how long has this
00:49:52 - A while.
00:49:55 I see.
00:49:56 And you didn't feel this was
00:49:59 What I do is none
00:50:02 Interesting.
00:50:03 Because that was my bed
00:50:06 and that was my friend
00:50:09 Look, Walt.
00:50:10 I am sorry
00:50:12 I'm sorry.
00:50:13 I am so not even
00:50:15 Look, Byron's my friend,
00:50:18 and now the only reason
00:50:20 is to see you.
00:50:21 That is not true.
00:50:22 Hey, the big kids are talking.
00:50:25 I don't know if you've noticed,
00:50:26 but I don't really have
00:50:28 All right, so if you fuck up
00:50:30 I'm going to be pissed.
00:50:31 No friendships are getting
00:50:33 It's not like that.
00:50:34 And you, what exactly are your
00:50:38 'cause if you haven't noticed,
00:50:39 she's kind of
00:50:41 My God, Walt.
00:50:42 Okay, my intentions
00:50:45 There are no intentions.
00:50:47 We're just messing around.
00:50:48 There is no commitment,
00:50:51 We're just 2 friends
00:50:54 [CLEARS THROAT]
00:50:55 Right.
00:51:01 Yeah, that always works.
00:51:03 Good luck with that.
00:51:09 Paul.
00:51:15 Juan.
00:51:20 Sylvia.
00:51:21 Putos impuestos.
00:51:24 La pinche miseria que me pagas,
00:51:27 Vayanse Al pinche diablo.
00:51:29 What did he say?
00:51:31 He's just upset about the taxes.
00:51:33 Yeah, well,
00:51:35 for living in the best damn
00:51:38 Eres una rata sucia,
00:51:40 What? What is he saying?
00:51:42 Son of a bitch.
00:51:44 I can't live off of this.
00:51:45 Well, maybe you should pick up
00:51:46 a couple more shifts, princess?
00:51:49 You got a one top out there.
00:51:50 Wait, no, we're closed.
00:51:51 J.D., Juan already
00:51:53 We are open
00:51:54 Okay, and we are still open.
00:51:56 Get your one top.
00:51:59 La odio.
00:52:01 Esa, esa no tiene madre.
00:52:03 Yes, that's exactly
00:52:08 [ROMANTIC PIANO MUSIC]
00:52:24 Hey.
00:52:26 Hey.
00:52:28 What are you doing here?
00:52:30 Well, first of all...
00:52:32 Flower for me.
00:52:34 Yeah, I picked them myself.
00:52:35 From the vase on the table.
00:52:39 No idea what you're
00:52:45 So listen, you want to go
00:52:49 A date with you.
00:52:50 A date with me.
00:52:55 Well, you know, I still have
00:52:58 and I'm kind of tired.
00:53:01 Yeah, no.
00:53:02 I'm sorry.
00:53:03 Side work, of course.
00:53:06 Okay, in that case,
00:53:08 then I'm going to start
00:53:10 I hear they're
00:53:13 And then maybe just
00:53:16 well-done.
00:53:17 You know, I really like
00:53:22 And then for dessert,
00:53:24 I'm gonna hold off on dessert.
00:53:25 See how I feel afterwards.
00:53:27 Probably gonna be a brulee,
00:53:28 It might be a baked Alaska
00:53:30 Suzette, I don't know.
00:53:32 We'll figure that out after.
00:53:35 Or you could just
00:53:40 Yeah, let's do that.
00:53:42 - Okay.
00:53:43 I'll wait here.
00:53:44 Okay.
00:53:48 [ACOUSTIC GUITAR MUSIC]
00:53:52 Yeah, but what I love to do
00:53:53 is imagine the 2 of you as kids.
00:53:56 Yeah?
00:53:57 And how does that work out?
00:53:58 Well, it's pretty funny actually,
00:54:00 because, you know,
00:54:03 But you've got this vicious
00:54:06 Mean streak?
00:54:07 Yeah, totally mean.
00:54:08 Yeah, messing with the toys.
00:54:10 You got the... you're still cute.
00:54:12 You got the pigtails.
00:54:13 What about Walt?
00:54:14 He's the mean one.
00:54:15 No, Walt I have trouble
00:54:19 Okay, he was really,
00:54:22 and he had this huge head.
00:54:24 It was like...
00:54:26 Well, I mean, he still has
00:54:28 You're going to need to show me
00:54:31 No, no pictures.
00:54:32 Come on.
00:54:33 You can't tease me
00:54:34 and then not give me
00:54:36 You call your mom right now,
00:54:37 and you tell her
00:54:38 I need evidence
00:54:43 Okay, so...
00:54:46 this is one of those things
00:54:48 and you're going to feel
00:54:50 but don't feel like an asshole,
00:54:54 Okay.
00:54:56 No promises.
00:54:58 My mom's dead.
00:55:03 I am an asshole.
00:55:05 No, you're not.
00:55:06 Well, you know,
00:55:07 I was 14.
00:55:08 Listen, I am so sorry.
00:55:09 No, that's okay.
00:55:10 I've had a lot of time
00:55:12 It's fine.
00:55:16 Wait, so your dad
00:55:18 No, no.
00:55:19 My dad was a son of a bitch.
00:55:22 He didn't raise anybody.
00:55:23 He just sort of sat around
00:55:26 and cashing unemployment checks.
00:55:30 No, so Walt and I pretty much
00:55:36 Yeah, weird, huh?
00:55:41 So what, is that the,
00:55:44 Now I know why
00:55:47 "Deadbeat dad,
00:55:50 It explains why
00:55:53 No.
00:55:54 That's the, "huh, I'm wondering
00:55:57 never told me
00:56:00 Well, you know, we don't
00:56:05 Well, just for the record,
00:56:09 you're really not that
00:56:14 Sorry.
00:56:18 Well, maybe you're not seeing
00:56:22 Maybe.
00:56:29 You know, I could draw
00:56:32 Probably wouldn't
00:56:34 No, a drawing,
00:56:35 Yeah, have that on my desk
00:56:37 Okay.
00:56:46 [ROMANTIC GUITAR MUSIC]
00:57:04 I feel it is my duty
00:57:05 to inform you
00:57:07 I did take note of that.
00:57:09 I thought you might.
00:57:10 You are a professional,
00:57:11 you were a professional.
00:57:12 No, I still am.
00:57:13 Sylvia?
00:57:15 Shit.
00:57:16 Hey, guy...
00:57:19 Hi.
00:57:20 What are you doing
00:57:22 Having dinner.
00:57:23 So who's your friend?
00:57:28 - Byron.
00:57:29 I'm Byron.
00:57:30 Yes, these are my friends
00:57:34 Hi, Emily and Jane.
00:57:35 - Hi.
00:57:36 Nice to meet you, Byron.
00:57:37 Nice to meet you.
00:57:39 So are you who Sylvia's been
00:57:41 She's practically
00:57:43 - Yeah.
00:57:44 Yeah, how's the restaurant?
00:57:48 It's fine, you know.
00:57:49 It's fine.
00:57:50 Do you work at the restaurant
00:57:53 No, no.
00:57:55 No, he's a friend of Walt's.
00:57:58 Walt.
00:57:59 Walt, my-my brother, Walt.
00:58:01 Her brother.
00:58:02 Right, of course. Sorry.
00:58:04 Walt.
00:58:05 So how old are you, Byron?
00:58:07 Emily.
00:58:08 Is that a weird question?
00:58:10 25?
00:58:11 Or, like, 24?
00:58:12 23?
00:58:14 29.
00:58:16 It's actually...
00:58:17 - Oh.
00:58:19 Great, higher than...
00:58:20 Older than... right.
00:58:21 We were saying.
00:58:22 Yeah.
00:58:23 I'm not that young,
00:58:26 We thought you were...
00:58:29 Well, this is kind of
00:58:30 - No, my gosh.
00:58:32 No, I don't think...
00:58:33 No, I'm okay.
00:58:34 Just me, I guess.
00:58:36 [SIGHS]
00:58:37 [CHUCKLING]
00:58:39 All right, well,
00:58:41 So good.
00:58:42 It was good.
00:58:43 I'm glad that we
00:58:47 So okay, it was great.
00:58:49 W... what are you doing?
00:58:50 Nothing.
00:58:52 Okay, well, it certainly
00:58:54 All right.
00:58:56 Okay, great.
00:58:57 Okay, we'll see you guys soon.
00:58:58 - Yeah.
00:58:59 Bye-bye, Byron.
00:59:00 God, that sounds silly.
00:59:01 "Bye-bye, Byron."
00:59:02 It's funny, right?
00:59:03 Yeah, it does.
00:59:04 Okay, walk away now.
00:59:05 Yeah, okay.
00:59:06 Bye-bye.
00:59:07 Bye.
00:59:12 So those were my friends.
00:59:15 Yeah, that sucks.
00:59:19 [THUNDER CRASHES]
00:59:26 And it's raining.
00:59:29 Yeah.
00:59:35 So, Sylvia,
00:59:38 how's it going?
00:59:40 I am living the dream, Irving.
00:59:43 Yeah, so we've worked together
00:59:47 5 fun-filled weeks.
00:59:51 I think it's time we stop
00:59:55 What games are we playing,
00:59:58 The one where you pretend
01:00:01 I pretend not to notice
01:00:07 I mean, we're both, you know,
01:00:12 I say it's time we stop
01:00:15 and you know, give into
01:00:20 Yeah, I'm on my break, Irving.
01:00:22 I mean, sure, you're...
01:00:24 a little bit older than
01:00:26 but you know,
01:00:28 I'm down with that.
01:00:30 I mean, you could...
01:00:31 [GAGGING]
01:00:32 you could probably teach me
01:00:35 God, I am on my break.
01:00:38 [COUGHING]
01:00:40 Okay, here we go.
01:00:42 It's okay. Here we go.
01:00:44 The guy is choking.
01:00:46 [SPLUTTERS]
01:00:47 There you go.
01:00:49 Oh!
01:00:50 Sorry.
01:00:53 [APPLAUSE]
01:00:58 Here it is.
01:00:59 "Sassy weather girl
01:01:01 Move it.
01:01:02 I really hate
01:01:03 Look, you're sassy.
01:01:05 So sassy.
01:01:06 Wait, do I look fat in that?
01:01:07 I think I look fat in that.
01:01:08 No, you look great.
01:01:09 Hello, yeah.
01:01:10 Hey, fat girl.
01:01:14 Go back to that part
01:01:15 That's my favorite.
01:01:18 What?
01:01:21 Shit.
01:01:22 - What?
01:01:24 You like her.
01:01:25 You like her.
01:01:26 I knew this was going to happen.
01:01:27 Come on, man, I told you.
01:01:28 I don't like her.
01:01:29 This is a casual thing.
01:01:31 Whatever, man.
01:01:32 You gonna tell her?
01:01:33 Tell her what?
01:01:34 Look, you better tell her,
01:01:35 'cause she's rolled up
01:01:37 The window?
01:01:38 What are you even
01:01:39 The window is up.
01:01:40 And you're on that side of it.
01:01:42 Look, I know her, man.
01:01:43 You can't break through
01:01:44 That shit's bulletproof.
01:01:45 She has to roll it down.
01:01:47 The only way
01:01:48 is if you tell her
01:01:54 Bulletproof?
01:01:55 Of course, the problem is,
01:01:57 and she doesn't want to roll
01:01:58 she'll cut off the sex.
01:01:59 Having a casual relationship
01:02:01 with someone who has emotions
01:02:02 Stop, all right?
01:02:04 I don't want her to roll down
01:02:05 I don't even want to get into
01:02:07 Leave it alone.
01:02:09 Yeah, that's it, good.
01:02:11 That's good.
01:02:12 Throw a little fit there.
01:02:14 You know that's exactly what
01:02:15 by rolling up the window
01:02:17 Way to fall into her trap.
01:02:18 You...
01:02:19 [DOOR CLICKS OPEN]
01:02:22 What? What's the matter?
01:02:26 First off, Sylvia,
01:02:27 I just want to thank you
01:02:29 I know it must be a bit awkward.
01:02:31 Well, yeah, but, couldn't
01:02:34 Curiosity and all that.
01:02:35 Right, right, right.
01:02:36 So let's get down
01:02:38 We have rerun your last show
01:02:41 in the 6 weeks
01:02:43 And the ratings have
01:02:45 It is all over the internet
01:02:46 and so is that video of you,
01:02:49 Saving the man from choking.
01:02:50 Everybody seems to know
01:02:54 God, you've got to be
01:02:56 No, no, no, we get letters,
01:02:58 And... hey, Josh!
01:02:59 Shut that off.
01:03:01 Our viewers love you
01:03:04 They say you've got verve.
01:03:07 Let me hear you say it.
01:03:08 Verve.
01:03:09 - Say it louder.
01:03:10 That's what you got, babe.
01:03:11 And that's what
01:03:12 Well, and we're
01:03:15 So what?
01:03:16 You want me to come back
01:03:18 No, no,
01:03:19 No, your old job,
01:03:21 No,
01:03:22 we want you to coanchor.
01:03:26 Coanchor?
01:03:27 You and Dale.
01:03:28 No, no. I can't...
01:03:29 Yes, yes, come.
01:03:30 Yes, yes, no, see?
01:03:31 That's... that's the hook, babe.
01:03:34 That's what everybody
01:03:36 You two going back and forth
01:03:38 And you can say
01:03:40 In fact, we want you to.
01:03:43 What about the mousy bitch?
01:03:46 Who?
01:03:47 Mousy bitch.
01:03:50 That mousy bitch.
01:03:51 Well, since she and Dale broke up,
01:03:54 she's become increasingly difficult.
01:03:58 If you ask me,
01:04:01 I think the heifer's drinking.
01:04:03 - Really?
01:04:05 Really.
01:04:11 Are you coming back?
01:04:13 Does that idea scare you?
01:04:15 No, actually,
01:04:19 Really?
01:04:21 Yeah, yeah, I miss you.
01:04:24 I know it sounds corny,
01:04:27 Well, I haven't given Fitz
01:04:29 But somehow it doesn't seem
01:04:33 Well, maybe we could
01:04:36 We could talk.
01:04:38 Maybe we could have dinner.
01:04:40 Maybe I could calm some fears.
01:04:45 Are you asking me
01:04:47 If you want it to be.
01:04:48 If not,
01:04:51 A business dinner.
01:04:55 Dale?
01:04:57 Daley?
01:05:02 Lookee here.
01:05:04 2 lovebirds reu-fucking-nited.
01:05:08 Sherry, go back in your dressing room.
01:05:12 Sorry, first you dump me,
01:05:13 and now you think
01:05:16 Well, I got news for you, asshole.
01:05:18 You're not the boss of me.
01:05:20 I'm going to what I want to do
01:05:24 Hi, Sylvia.
01:05:26 Hey, Sherry.
01:05:27 I guess you think
01:05:30 No, I didn't...
01:05:31 The mousy bitch gets hers
01:05:34 "Oh, no." Makes perfect sense to me.
01:05:38 Hey, Dale, you want to see
01:05:40 "Hi, I'm Sylvia.
01:05:41 "I have a psychotic episode
01:05:45 "I used some terrible,
01:05:47 "and I described a sex act
01:05:51 "I'm very, very mean
01:05:53 "and I call her
01:05:55 "that just might remind her
01:05:57 "and then when sweeps
01:05:59 I take her job."
01:06:00 And this is my favorite one.
01:06:02 "the man I emasculated in front
01:06:06 starts wanting me back."
01:06:09 How the fuck does that happen?
01:06:10 I mean, that doesn't
01:06:13 Unless I'm being punished
01:06:16 You guys think
01:06:19 No, I doubt it.
01:06:21 Shut up!
01:06:22 Bullshit! You don't know!
01:06:28 So you guys are getting
01:06:30 That's...
01:06:31 [SCREAMS]
01:06:32 [HEAD THINKS]
01:06:36 My face hurts.
01:06:38 We'll take care of you, ma'am.
01:06:40 I love you.
01:06:41 Can you grab
01:06:42 No, ma'am.
01:06:43 But it's right there.
01:06:44 No.
01:06:45 W... w... why?
01:06:47 But it's important for me
01:06:49 Well, I would just like
01:06:51 on another dramatic ending
01:06:52 to another romantic
01:06:53 Who's your manager?
01:06:54 Well, at least this time
01:06:55 she didn't want to kill me.
01:06:56 She wanted to kill you.
01:06:58 Details.
01:06:59 I need it!
01:07:00 You never responded
01:07:04 You're doing what?
01:07:05 Stop saying that.
01:07:06 I'm sorry.
01:07:08 I'm just having a hard time
01:07:09 They are offering me a raise,
01:07:12 You know what that means, Walt?
01:07:13 It means I get to deliver
01:07:15 Real news, not just the weather.
01:07:17 I mean, you know,
01:07:18 but I get
01:07:20 All of that for the
01:07:23 Would you stop being
01:07:24 Will you stop being
01:07:26 Walt.
01:07:27 Sylvia, they fired you
01:07:29 They did not fire me.
01:07:30 - I quit.
01:07:31 Look, this is a real job,
01:07:32 one where I never have to touch
01:07:33 dirty dishes or leftover food
01:07:35 And if I take it,
01:07:37 which means I get to find
01:07:39 and pay you back
01:07:41 I don't want your dirty money.
01:07:42 I want you to have some
01:07:44 God, you are so
01:07:47 Think about what you're doing.
01:07:48 I want a life, Walt, okay?
01:07:50 I am a 35-year-old woman,
01:07:51 and I'm living
01:07:54 I have no money.
01:07:55 I am waiting tables.
01:07:56 I have a roommate.
01:07:57 And I am sleeping with
01:07:59 Don't you talk to me
01:08:01 I'm doing this
01:08:03 Is that why
01:08:04 with the guy who cheated on you
01:08:06 It is not a date.
01:08:07 It is a business dinner
01:08:09 Shut up!
01:08:10 And I think "broke your heart"
01:08:11 is overdoing it a bit,
01:08:13 You know what?
01:08:14 I'm just going to say this,
01:08:16 I highly doubt that.
01:08:17 I'm walking
01:08:18 just as soon as I say
01:08:20 - You ready?
01:08:21 - You ready?
01:08:24 Mom would be really
01:08:26 That's right.
01:08:28 I invoked Mom.
01:08:31 Mom would be really
01:08:33 Is that what you said?
01:08:34 Yeah, that's what I said.
01:08:39 Well, that's interesting, Walt,
01:08:41 Considering
01:08:43 until she could barely stand up
01:08:45 while our father
01:08:46 doing nothing
01:08:48 Wait a minute.
01:08:49 Who else does that, Walt?
01:08:50 Let me think...
01:08:51 You know who else does that?
01:08:53 So while I may be a huge
01:08:55 I take solace in the fact
01:08:56 that wherever
01:08:58 he is probably really proud
01:08:59 of the fine young man
01:09:02 [SCOFFS]
01:09:05 Okay.
01:09:07 Okay.
01:09:09 You do whatever you want to do,
01:09:16 [GLASS SHATTERS]
01:09:18 Shit.
01:09:28 Hey.
01:09:29 Hey.
01:09:32 I just talked to Walt.
01:09:35 Are you okay?
01:09:37 Yeah.
01:09:39 It's just, you know.
01:09:41 You know me and Walt.
01:09:43 Yeah, that didn't sound
01:09:51 Well, I'm kind of running late, so...
01:09:53 Right, so you're going back
01:09:57 Considering it.
01:09:58 And the guy?
01:10:01 You're, you're gonna
01:10:05 The haircut?
01:10:06 Yeah, I... can we talk about
01:10:09 Yeah, well, you will have
01:10:11 so that talk will be moot.
01:10:14 Byron, don't act like this,
01:10:16 Act like this?
01:10:17 Act like what?
01:10:19 I'm not acting.
01:10:21 I'm just reacting here.
01:10:22 We had a deal,
01:10:24 We... no emotions.
01:10:27 No commitment, right?
01:10:28 We're just...
01:10:31 Yeah, I remember the deal.
01:10:33 You don't have to tell me
01:10:34 'cause I remember it, so...
01:10:38 So what's the problem?
01:10:44 It's not a problem.
01:10:49 The problem is that
01:10:50 that deal was made,
01:10:52 Right?
01:10:54 I mean, this was before
01:10:56 and before we spent
01:10:58 and... and... and we liked
01:11:00 and... and it was before
01:11:02 I picked you that stupid flower
01:11:05 Hey, hey.
01:11:08 We have a good thing here.
01:11:14 I like you.
01:11:17 I don't want you
01:11:21 I just... I thought that we had
01:11:33 Well...
01:11:36 I haven't felt that...
01:11:46 Well...
01:11:47 That's different.
01:11:49 Look, Byron, listen, I...
01:11:51 No, Um,
01:11:55 [LAUGHS]
01:11:58 God, I just...
01:12:00 I feel so not cool
01:12:02 I should go.
01:12:04 Listen to me.
01:12:05 Byron, I... look, I like you a lot.
01:12:09 I do. I just...
01:12:11 We're too different,
01:12:13 And I need to be
01:12:18 Right.
01:12:19 Somebody not me.
01:12:23 That's okay.
01:12:28 But I think that
01:12:31 Good luck on your date, though.
01:12:42 Sylvia?
01:12:43 Yeah?
01:12:46 God, hi, sorry.
01:12:47 Yes, please.
01:12:49 [WINE SPLASHES]
01:12:51 Thank you.
01:12:57 Where are you?
01:13:01 I'm here.
01:13:02 I just, you know,
01:13:04 That's all.
01:13:05 Yeah, I'll bet.
01:13:07 I'll bet you're overwhelmed.
01:13:08 I know certainly am.
01:13:10 Is that right?
01:13:11 Feel like I've been given
01:13:17 Forgive me if I don't swoon.
01:13:19 [CHUCKLES]
01:13:21 I'm serious.
01:13:22 I'm very serious.
01:13:24 Sherry...
01:13:27 Sherry taught me something.
01:13:29 She brought perspective.
01:13:32 Sherry's, she's just a girl.
01:13:36 You're a woman.
01:13:39 And you're the one for me.
01:13:44 Well, I'm glad dating
01:13:46 a psychotic, obsessive,
01:13:49 made you appreciate
01:13:51 Listen, I know this, okay?
01:13:55 I'm a fool.
01:13:58 But I'm trying to make it right.
01:14:13 Wait, no.
01:14:14 Oh, God, what am I doing?
01:14:22 You're right.
01:14:25 You're right.
01:14:26 Let's take it slow.
01:14:29 I'll be here
01:14:34 I'm not going to screw it up
01:14:59 She took the job.
01:15:01 Got a big bonus.
01:15:07 Okay.
01:15:17 [ACOUSTIC GUITAR MUSIC]
01:15:23 Sorry, man.
01:15:31 # never seen you
01:15:34 # but I forced you there
01:15:36 # and then hoped you'd
01:15:43 # promises were made to you
01:15:47 # I never meant to lie
01:15:50 # I just never made them true
01:16:02 # this heart loves you
01:16:04 # this heart breaks for you
01:16:06 # my heart hates
01:16:12 # by beating only
01:16:15 # it's just not enough,
01:16:21 # but I've loved you
01:17:04 Finally got paid.
01:17:06 Yeah?
01:17:10 This is too much.
01:17:12 No, it's right.
01:17:15 Shit, cool.
01:17:18 You okay?
01:17:23 [GROANS]
01:17:24 I'm kind of hooked on her, man.
01:17:25 Yeah, I know.
01:17:27 I just don't get it.
01:17:28 I mean, this has never
01:17:31 Girls usually like me.
01:17:37 So what are you gonna do
01:17:41 Well, I've started drinking
01:17:46 What, man?
01:17:47 What do you want me to do?
01:17:49 Am I supposed to go out
01:17:53 and declare my undying love
01:17:55 Yeah, why don't I make it
01:17:57 You know what?
01:17:58 She knows.
01:17:59 What am I supposed to say?
01:18:01 You know, "Hey, Sylvia,
01:18:03 I'm into you."
01:18:04 And then she'll say,
01:18:06 "Byron, I thought we
01:18:08 I told you that
01:18:09 And then I'll be, like,
01:18:11 "you don't get it.
01:18:12 I'm really, really into you."
01:18:15 And then she'll be, like,
01:18:18 "I-I totally didn't even realize
01:18:21 "I was so confused,
01:18:23 "because now that you've told me
01:18:25 "that you're really,
01:18:26 "now that I have that
01:18:28 "everything changes.
01:18:29 "I have all these feelings
01:18:31 "and all of a sudden,
01:18:32 I am so totally really,
01:18:36 Whatever.
01:18:37 No, "whatever" you, dude.
01:18:38 What am I supposed to do?
01:18:40 She chose the tool, okay?
01:18:42 That's what she wants.
01:18:44 You know what?
01:18:45 She wants the money
01:18:47 and the grown-upness,
01:18:50 And I don't have any of it,
01:18:52 And you know that.
01:18:53 And I wish you would stop
01:18:55 just so you could watch me
01:18:57 You know what?
01:18:59 If you don't take it
01:19:00 you don't deserve her.
01:19:02 All right?
01:19:03 Do you love her?
01:19:06 What difference
01:19:08 Do you love her?
01:19:09 Don't be a pussy,
01:19:10 Do you love her?
01:19:16 [ROMANTIC MUSIC]
01:19:30 [KNOCKING AT DOOR]
01:19:33 Knock, knock.
01:19:36 Another flower.
01:19:38 You look amazing.
01:19:39 Thanks.
01:19:40 I don't feel it.
01:19:41 Yeah, just nerves.
01:19:42 You get like this
01:19:43 You know that,
01:19:45 Yeah, no, I know.
01:19:46 You're right.
01:19:47 I know I'm right.
01:19:48 I'm not always right.
01:19:49 One thing I do know is you.
01:19:51 I know you.
01:19:54 I'm so glad you're back
01:19:57 I love you.
01:20:00 You know that.
01:20:02 Well, isn't this cute?
01:20:06 I'll see you out there, kid.
01:20:09 Hey, Walt.
01:20:10 Dickhead.
01:20:12 Nice, Walt.
01:20:15 I'm supposed to be nice
01:20:16 I mean, just 'cause you're
01:20:18 I don't know why I have to be.
01:20:19 Great, my brother's trying
01:20:21 moments before
01:20:23 Goddamn right; your brother
01:20:25 so he could come tell you
01:20:27 Walt, don't start.
01:20:28 I'm started, all right?
01:20:29 What are you doing here?
01:20:31 Why did you take this job back?
01:20:32 Why are you letting
01:20:34 kiss your head?
01:20:35 God, stop it.
01:20:36 Don't even try to be the
01:20:38 - I know you.
01:20:39 Sylvia, you're on in 2 minutes.
01:20:41 Okay.
01:20:42 Look, you know, if you really
01:20:45 you wouldn't be feeling
01:20:47 God, this is my life here,
01:20:48 Come on.
01:20:49 Sylvia, I'm sorry.
01:20:50 We really need you.
01:20:52 You know what?
01:20:53 Just mind your business,
01:20:54 Look, I love you,
01:20:56 And I'm trying to stop you
01:20:58 You're not this girl, okay?
01:20:59 You don't get bought off
01:21:01 that you never liked.
01:21:02 You don't go back with the guy
01:21:04 and you don't let the one guy
01:21:06 get away because he's not
01:21:08 That's not you.
01:21:09 That's... that's sassy weather girl.
01:21:14 I hate her, and... and so do you.
01:21:22 And hey, I'm...
01:21:26 I'm sorry I said that thing
01:21:27 You know, it's... it's not true.
01:21:31 No, I know.
01:21:32 And you're not like Dad
01:21:34 I don't... it was just mean.
01:21:36 Sorry.
01:21:39 Thanks.
01:21:43 [MELLOW MUSIC]
01:21:50 I got her.
01:22:00 Okay.
01:22:10 Cutting it a little close,
01:22:12 Makeup, clear.
01:22:13 Clear frame.
01:22:14 Come on.
01:22:16 - Here we go.
01:22:17 Rolling header.
01:22:18 Welcome to the all-new
01:22:20 With your hosts,
01:22:22 and sassy Sylvia Miller.
01:22:24 Rise and shine
01:22:25 and get ready
01:22:28 All cameras ready?
01:22:30 Getting ready to do countdown.
01:22:32 4, 3...
01:22:33 Remember, don't step on me.
01:22:36 [LAUGHS]
01:22:38 Good morning, Seattle.
01:22:40 I am so glad you tuned in today,
01:22:42 because we have a very,
01:22:45 Today we welcome back
01:22:47 a member of
01:22:49 and someone very special to me.
01:22:51 And even though I'm probably
01:22:53 we are so glad
01:22:58 Go ahead, Sylvia.
01:22:59 Come on.
01:23:00 Hit me with that
01:23:02 I can take it.
01:23:05 What?
01:23:07 Cat got your tongue?
01:23:08 [MEOWS]
01:23:10 Boy, that's a first.
01:23:14 Okay, look,
01:23:15 We'll go to commercial,
01:23:17 and we'll be right here...
01:23:18 You know, Dale, returning to
01:23:20 is rather bittersweet.
01:23:23 Really?
01:23:24 Really, Dale.
01:23:27 I mean, on the one hand,
01:23:28 I get to return to
01:23:30 where my job is to giggle
01:23:32 and trivialize the day's news.
01:23:34 On the other hand,
01:23:35 I get to sit next to
01:23:38 who believes himself
01:23:41 I'm referring to you, Dale.
01:23:43 I figured.
01:23:44 Okay, I just want to be clear.
01:23:46 So let me just set you
01:23:48 and our viewing audience
01:23:50 First of all, my title,
01:23:53 is inaccurate.
01:23:54 I am not a girl.
01:23:55 I am a woman.
01:23:56 And I really
01:23:59 It's stupid.
01:24:00 Go in tight on Dale.
01:24:02 I mean, yes,
01:24:04 wouldn't you, if you had to listen
01:24:07 We have a real responsibility
01:24:10 Shut up, Dale.
01:24:11 I am not finished.
01:24:15 You know, there was a time
01:24:17 where you sat here
01:24:20 and my behavior.
01:24:21 And now it's my turn.
01:24:22 Go in tighter.
01:24:24 I am sorry,
01:24:26 Not for freaking out then
01:24:30 but for selling out,
01:24:33 for even considering dating
01:24:37 When I... when I got the offer
01:24:38 I compromised all of my ideals,
01:24:40 and I left behind the only
01:24:45 These friends
01:24:49 and wanted what I should have:
01:24:51 To be better than I was.
01:24:54 They saw me as more
01:24:58 and I blew them off,
01:24:59 And I rationalized it all,
01:25:01 and I am ashamed of myself,
01:25:03 and I'm sorry.
01:25:07 Dale, you were right.
01:25:09 I never loved you.
01:25:12 I mean, I loved the idea of you,
01:25:15 but the truth is,
01:25:27 Well, that was subtle.
01:25:28 Well, that's how I roll.
01:25:29 Some would describe it
01:25:30 Okay, no, it's... no.
01:25:33 Like, I'm... I'm proud of you, you know?
01:25:35 Thank you.
01:25:36 And you can crash with me again,
01:25:37 you know, now that you're
01:25:39 Yes, that would be good.
01:25:40 I have a huge signing bonus
01:25:41 I could use a place to stay
01:25:43 Great.
01:25:44 You know, you couldn't possibly
01:25:46 any more than you already have, so...
01:25:49 You're a good brother.
01:25:51 I'm just trying to stop you
01:25:53 Could you have one
01:25:55 No.
01:25:56 Okay.
01:25:57 Okay.
01:26:01 Hey.
01:26:02 Hey.
01:26:06 Hi.
01:26:08 Hey, Walt.
01:26:09 Hey, Byron.
01:26:14 Okay, Sylvia,
01:26:16 I really need to talk to you,
01:26:18 and it's kind of important
01:26:20 and potentially
01:26:28 Hey, I'll just
01:26:29 Good. Thank you.
01:26:30 Cool.
01:26:33 Hi.
01:26:36 I've been thinking a lot, okay?
01:26:38 I've been thinking a lot
01:26:41 and I'm thinking that I just
01:26:44 how I feel about...
01:26:53 I'm sorry.
01:26:54 I was such an idiot.
01:26:56 Look, the truth is,
01:26:57 I really, really like you.
01:27:00 I didn't mean to,
01:27:01 And you mean more to me
01:27:04 or a grown-up guy
01:27:07 I have a job.
01:27:08 No, I know you do.
01:27:10 And that's not...
01:27:12 The point is, I...
01:27:15 You mean more to me
01:27:21 I think that...
01:27:24 No, I do.
01:27:26 I love you, okay?
01:27:29 I love you.
01:27:32 What do you think?
01:27:40 You... you fully just stole my moment.
01:27:42 - What?
01:27:44 I was ready to come down here
01:27:45 and throw all my chips
01:27:47 Prepare to go down
01:27:50 and then you go ahead,
01:27:53 You make that cool...
01:27:56 and then I'm left standing here
01:28:02 Well, you could make a speech
01:28:05 And follow that?
01:28:06 That was a great speech.
01:28:07 I can't follow that.
01:28:09 Sorry.
01:28:10 It's okay.
01:28:13 So what do you think?
01:28:17 I kind of feel the...
01:28:19 I love you too.
01:28:22 You do?
01:28:24 You know I do.
01:28:28 Now, look,
01:28:32 and I am going to kiss you.
01:28:35 - Okay.
01:28:36 And I am gonna take the lead,
01:28:38 and you are gonna let me.
01:28:40 Here it comes.
01:28:41 All right.
01:28:43 - You can do that now.
01:28:47 In all, 15 peoples died
01:28:53 And I'm sure everyone here
01:28:57 that that is terrible.
01:28:58 I mean, I'll keep a thought
01:29:03 for those poor people... family.
01:29:08 What a prick.
01:29:11 Go to commercial.
01:29:28 [ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]
01:30:06 # it's true
01:30:08 # what they say
01:30:10 # the only way to live right
01:30:18 # holding on
01:30:26 # and oh, you deserve
01:30:34 # and oh, it could be tonight
01:30:38 # hey
01:30:39 # arms open wide
01:30:41 # and you could have it all
01:30:43 # but your back's
01:30:49 # even as king
01:31:09 # you, you said
01:31:13 # the dreams she had
01:31:21 # self-defeating actions
01:31:29 # and oh,
01:31:37 # and oh, you gotta deliver,
01:31:41 # hey
01:31:42 # arms open wide
01:31:44 # and you could have it all
01:31:46 # but your back's
01:31:52 # even as king
01:31:57 # hey
01:31:58 # arms open wide
01:32:00 # and you could have it all
01:32:02 # but your back's
01:32:08 # even as king
01:32:13 [SCATTING]