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00:00:18	I Iove Iove
00:00:22	I don't care what it does to me
00:00:26	Sing I Iove Iove
00:00:31	I don't care what it does to me
00:00:51	I Iove Iove
00:00:55	I don't care what it does to me
00:00:57	These piIIs are fine to pass
00:01:02	We'II take our chances we'II Iast a month
00:01:06	We'II never speak again
00:01:11	May I heIp you?
00:01:12	Huh? No.
00:01:14	Thank you. Thank you very much.
00:01:18	- Thank you.
00:01:21	Big night tonight?
00:01:23	- Yeah.
00:01:24	Yeah, actuaIIy. ActuaIIy, the biggest.
00:01:27	- ReaIIy?
00:01:28	- Menage a trois?
00:01:31	I'm kidding.
00:01:33	Oh, a menage a trois.
00:01:36	French for, ''Who's that dude?''
00:01:41	So you're Iooking for
00:01:44	WeII, not just any girI, okay?
00:01:46	The most. . .
00:01:50	and amazing and. . .
00:01:52	WeII, girI I've ever met.
00:01:56	Okay. WeII, if you have any
00:02:00	Okay. ActuaIIy, yeah.
00:02:03	- I can check.
00:02:15	Much, much Iarger.
00:02:24	Oh, no.
00:02:31	Hey. Is she in there?
00:02:33	- Yeah, she's in there.
00:02:35	How do I Iook?
00:02:37	I see your baIIs.
00:02:40	Are you crazy?
00:02:44	- What's the matter with you?
00:02:45	This? This is the big idea?
00:02:46	Yeah. Yeah. She's gonna Iove it.
00:02:49	- She's gonna hate it.
00:02:50	- No, she's gonna hate it.
00:02:51	No, she's gonna hate it more
00:02:54	You know what your probIem is, Ted?
00:02:56	You don't understand true Iove.
00:02:58	Oh, and you do?
00:02:59	I understand that there's a girI
00:03:02	And you know what? She Ioves me, too.
00:03:06	I stiII see baIIs.
00:03:17	Can I get you a drink whiIe
00:03:24	HopefuIIy, in a man's Iife,
00:03:27	WeII, I want my one
00:03:30	I want tonight to be a story Vanessa
00:03:35	You aImost done with that baby oiI?
00:03:38	Yeah. That's it.
00:03:39	Get it in there. Soak those abs.
00:03:42	- I'm gonna kiII you.
00:03:45	- What's up, Iadies?
00:03:49	There you go, beautifuI.
00:03:52	Some what?
00:03:54	Oh, sorry. That's SpeciaI Forces taIk.
00:03:58	Are you in the SpeciaI Forces?
00:04:01	That's not something
00:04:08	(EX CLAI MI NG )
00:04:09	Anderson, I seII cars.
00:04:12	- Trust me. This is not gonna cIose a deaI.
00:04:15	No. I can't Iet you do this.
00:04:17	- Give me the ring!
00:04:19	- Give me the ring, now!
00:04:20	Give me the ring!
00:04:27	Just give me the ring! I just want the ring!
00:04:30	Okay. Hey, watch the wings!
00:04:35	I'm not gonna Iie to you, Vanessa.
00:04:38	SpeciaI Ops,
00:04:41	it's a deadIy game.
00:04:44	But as a very brave
00:04:47	''Life is either daring or it's nothing.''
00:04:53	Do you know who that brave person was?
00:04:56	My personaI hero, HeIen KeIIer.
00:05:02	HeIen KeIIer.
00:05:14	Excuse me, Vanessa.
00:05:27	Ladies and gentIemen, may I
00:05:32	I am Cupid, god of Iove.
00:05:37	Dear God!
00:05:39	Shooter! Shooter! We got a shooter!
00:05:42	Down! Everybody, down!
00:05:44	Down! Down!
00:05:47	( GROANS )
00:05:48	( GRUNTI NG )
00:05:51	Anderson!
00:05:53	You know this perp?
00:05:54	He's my boyfriend.
00:05:56	I didn't know you had a boyfriend.
00:05:58	Anderson, get up! Get up!
00:06:01	You couId have gotten yourseIf kiIIed!
00:06:05	Vanessa, I . . .
00:06:08	I wrote you a poem.
00:06:13	(PEOPLE EX CLAI MI NG )
00:06:25	''I am Cupid, god of Iove
00:06:30	''I come from skies far above
00:06:34	''Bringing Iove to aII I see
00:06:37	''Now I have found some Iove for me''
00:06:40	Fag.
00:06:42	''And so I get on bended knee
00:06:48	''To ask, Vanessa, wiII you marry me?''
00:06:53	(PEOPLE EX CLAI MI NG )
00:06:55	( APPLAUDI NG )
00:06:59	( GROANI NG )
00:07:04	Vanessa?
00:07:07	WOMAN: Oh, my God. She's. . .
00:07:10	Nessy?
00:07:30	I stopped to think about
00:07:36	It puts a smiIe on my face
00:07:43	CurIed up with nothing to do
00:07:50	Why is the sun aIways out
00:07:56	It must be you
00:08:03	It must be you
00:08:06	Oh, it must be you
00:08:17	When I took my first drink of aIcohoI
00:08:24	I saw the AngeI of Death
00:08:31	With a smiIe on my face
00:08:37	How does a grown man
00:08:44	It must be you
00:09:46	( SIGHS )
00:09:50	( SQ UEAKI NG )
00:09:57	( SNI FFS )
00:10:21	( SQ UEAKS )
00:10:28	Hey, you hungry?
00:10:36	Did I ever teII you what she smeIIed Iike?
00:10:38	- What?
00:10:43	- She was perfect.
00:10:45	- She was perfect.
00:10:46	Okay. Like, you know how most
00:10:51	Okay? Hers were perfectIy
00:10:54	- You know what I used to caII her?
00:10:56	- BiIIiard baII knees.
00:10:59	Not taIking about your dead girIfriend.
00:11:03	I stiII see her sometimes.
00:11:05	- Here?
00:11:07	You know, I'd Iike to, Anderson,
00:11:08	but you won't shut up about it.
00:11:10	She's been dead twice as Iong
00:11:13	- I'm sorry, ''Get over it''?
00:11:15	How do you get over perfection?
00:11:17	You Iook around.
00:11:19	Maybe there's another
00:11:32	Here we go.
00:11:35	- WOMAN: Don't taIk to him Iike that.
00:11:38	This is just what the
00:11:40	MAN: We're wasting enough
00:11:42	WOMAN: I don't beIieve you.
00:11:43	MAN: Who wanted to come here? Not me.
00:11:45	(EX CLAI MS )
00:11:46	I am so sorry. What did you just do?
00:11:49	WOMAN: What did you do?
00:11:51	Satisfied? I Iooked around.
00:11:54	I'm just saying,
00:11:55	don't throw your whoIe Iife away
00:11:57	- Fiancee.
00:12:00	Anyway, I don't know if you're
00:12:02	whose butt smeIIs Iike
00:12:04	but I know you won't unIess you try.
00:12:07	So is that it? Is that it, huh?
00:12:10	One time. That's aII I'm saying.
00:12:11	- One time. I try, you get off my back.
00:12:14	Fine.
00:12:16	Fine, Ted. I'II try. I'II try.
00:12:20	Hey. Can I get you guys anything eIse?
00:12:23	( SI NGI NG SOFTLY)
00:12:27	Back on the horse.
00:12:28	Is there anything eIse I can get for you?
00:12:33	WiII you marry me?
00:12:36	Excuse me?
00:12:38	WiII you marry me?
00:12:41	LOIS: Stuart, you're fIapping. . .
00:12:45	A banjo? And piggies?
00:12:47	DeIiverance!
00:12:50	- Oh, my gosh! Like a machine.
00:12:52	- Oh, my God. Oh, you guys are so fast.
00:12:56	Okay. It's my turn, and
00:12:59	So I need you aII to pay attention.
00:13:03	(FRENCH ACCENT)
00:13:05	- Isn't he the cutest thing ever?
00:13:09	Isn't it getting kind of Iate, you guys?
00:13:11	Oh, what's the matter, CindereIIa?
00:13:13	You're not gonna turn
00:13:18	Do I know how to push
00:13:21	I am pushing your buttons.
00:13:24	Honey, do your charade, okay?
00:13:28	Aye, aye, Captain. Okay.
00:13:30	Oh, wait. We can't do this. . .
00:13:33	Incoming.
00:13:34	Here we go. Last one.
00:13:38	(I NHALI NG DEEPLY)
00:13:42	- Four words. First word.
00:13:45	- Me. . . Me. . .
00:13:47	WiIIiam! WiIIiam! Shorter. WiIIie. WiII !
00:13:50	- WiII.
00:13:51	- Second word. It sounds Iike. . .
00:13:53	- Rockette. Boot. Shoe.
00:13:56	You.
00:13:58	(BLOWI NG )
00:14:00	Fourth word.
00:14:02	- Me, it's me again. . . Me?
00:14:04	- Oh, it is ''Me.'' Okay.
00:14:05	Hey, buddy, there's Iadies present.
00:14:07	AII right, weII, you know,
00:14:09	- For God's sake.
00:14:10	AII right. WiII you bIank me?
00:14:12	Third word.
00:14:15	Saunter.
00:14:18	- Marry?
00:14:20	Katie, wiII you marry me?
00:14:26	Yes! Yes! She says yes!
00:14:29	- Honey?
00:14:31	Katie!
00:14:33	Katie!
00:14:35	HonestIy, Katherine,
00:14:36	do you have any idea how embarrassing
00:14:39	I didn't say no, Mom.
00:14:42	What's there to think about?
00:14:43	That boy is a catch, and he's
00:14:47	Just teII me, what is it you want?
00:14:50	For one thing, he's just about
00:14:52	I think I've ever seen.
00:14:53	And he's incredibIy romantic.
00:14:55	Mom, I know he's perfect.
00:14:58	WiII you taIk to her, Stuart?
00:14:59	Not to toot my own horn,
00:15:01	but WiIIiam reminds me a Iot
00:15:04	Are you Iistening to your father?
00:15:05	He is not my father.
00:15:06	This man is more of a father to
00:15:09	God rest his souI.
00:15:10	- Dad is not dead.
00:15:13	- Don't taIk about Dad that way!
00:15:16	- You're getting emotionaI, Lois.
00:15:18	AII right.
00:15:22	and if you want to be on that bus,
00:15:29	Sometimes I wonder if you stiII Iove him.
00:15:31	Who?
00:15:33	- Dad.
00:15:36	WeII, you must have Ioved him once.
00:15:38	Honey, I was 1 8 when I met your father
00:15:44	What did I know about Iove?
00:15:51	He was the hottest thing
00:15:55	Oh, he Iooked Iike a panther,
00:16:00	a sex panther.
00:16:04	Sounds Iike Iove to me.
00:16:05	WeII, there's a big difference between
00:16:12	And what do you have with Stuart?
00:16:14	What I have with Stuart is what
00:16:17	- A mature, stabIe reIationship.
00:16:21	Of course I'm happy. I'm very happy.
00:16:24	Very, very happy.
00:16:27	No, no. Very happy.
00:16:30	Very happy.
00:16:31	- I gotta go. The bus is here.
00:16:40	Very happy.
00:17:01	There she is. There's my beautifuI girI !
00:17:05	Hey! Keep it down.
00:17:07	I wiII eat your head!
00:17:12	puII it through your mouth, brush
00:17:15	- I wiII eat it.
00:17:17	I'm not finished. Eat it!
00:17:21	- Dad.
00:17:23	- ApoIogize to him.
00:17:26	I'm serious, Dad. It's just rude. Now.
00:17:32	Do it now, Dad.
00:17:36	Hey, Dave. I'm sorry.
00:17:42	Smitty, I'm working on
00:17:43	I know, I know. I'm sorry.
00:17:48	You see, that's why
00:17:52	You got your mother's good heart.
00:17:57	What's wrong?
00:17:58	No, nothing.
00:18:02	But that's good.
00:18:04	Yeah.
00:18:07	No.
00:18:09	Oh, Dad, I don't know. I just. . .
00:18:14	I mean, how are you supposed to know
00:18:18	Just Iisten to your heart, Baby Bear.
00:18:22	You'II know.
00:18:25	Hey, do you know what I
00:18:28	Yeah. You drink homemade toiIet wine.
00:18:31	No!
00:18:32	WeII, yeah.
00:18:36	And every day, I write about the
00:18:39	Iike you and your mother.
00:18:43	Oh, here.
00:18:46	''December 25th, Christmas Day.
00:18:50	''I am gratefuI that somebody finaIIy
00:18:54	Dad.
00:18:59	I'm gonna say yes.
00:19:02	Yes!
00:19:03	I mean, we get aIong so weII, right?
00:19:06	He's so funny. He cracks me up, you guys.
00:19:12	I'm gonna say yes.
00:19:13	That's great. Right, Matador?
00:19:16	I think WiIIiam is kind of a turd.
00:19:18	- ReaIIy?
00:19:21	But he's Iike a turd with
00:19:27	( SPEAKI NG RUSSIAN)
00:19:31	Marriage isn't in our bIood.
00:19:34	Gypsies roaming from big top
00:19:39	You guys have been working in
00:19:41	Not in here, Katie. Not in here.
00:19:51	GentIemen, observe.
00:19:58	( SCREAMI NG )
00:20:03	Can I get you guys anything eIse?
00:20:06	WiII you marry me?
00:20:09	- Excuse me?
00:20:12	SeriousIy.
00:20:13	Think about it.
00:20:17	than throwing away your entire Iife
00:20:20	dark-haired stranger you
00:20:28	I'm sorry. He's had a Iot of syrup.
00:20:32	- Okay.
00:20:35	Okay, I'II marry you.
00:20:39	What?
00:20:41	Yes. Yes.
00:20:44	I'II marry you!
00:20:46	Jane! Jane! WiII you cover for me?
00:20:50	Where're you going?
00:20:51	( SCREAMI NG )
00:20:52	I'm getting married! To this guy!
00:20:57	Come on. Come on!
00:21:00	Go. Get out of here. I got the biII.
00:21:11	Oh!
00:21:13	Anderson.
00:21:15	- Katie.
00:21:23	Two kisses.
00:21:26	Big rig. Watch this.
00:21:31	Stick that arm up your ass!
00:21:46	Got a brand new roof above my head
00:21:52	AII the empty boxes thrown away
00:21:57	- Can I ask you a question?
00:22:00	So years from now,
00:22:03	our 37th wedding anniversary
00:22:07	and one of our friends asks
00:22:10	is this what we'II taIk about?
00:22:13	I guess it is. Yeah. Okay.
00:22:16	And. . . And then I'II teII them the funny part.
00:22:20	What's the funny part?
00:22:21	That after we taIked about
00:22:26	- Oh! I stepped in dog shit!
00:22:29	Why didn't you warn me?
00:22:31	That wouId have ruined the story.
00:22:33	Ah, man. Can I borrow your. . .
00:22:36	Oh, God! Cut it out!
00:22:38	ANDERSON. Okay, carefuI, carefuI.
00:22:49	I've never been up here before.
00:22:51	Yeah, it's a cooI pIace to come if you want
00:22:57	I was Iooking for one of those.
00:22:59	Yeah? WeII, I think it's
00:23:04	Look what I've got.
00:23:08	Tetanus?
00:23:14	( SIGHS )
00:23:15	- This is stupid.
00:23:17	You know, this. Us sitting up here,
00:23:21	It's just stupid.
00:23:23	It is, right?
00:23:24	I mean, obviousIy we're
00:23:26	ObviousIy.
00:23:28	- Strangers don't get married.
00:23:32	- They do?
00:23:34	Not ours.
00:23:37	The KaIahari bushmen is one exampIe.
00:23:39	- And my parents did. They did.
00:23:42	My mom bareIy knew my dad,
00:23:43	and she got pregnant
00:23:45	to this weird IittIe pIace caIIed
00:23:48	in AtIantic City.
00:23:49	The House of Wedded BIiss?
00:23:50	Yeah.
00:23:53	Doesn't that sound incredibIy romantic?
00:23:55	Sounds Iike a bad Chinese takeout pIace.
00:24:01	Yeah, weII, I mean, just because they
00:24:06	You probabIy weren't even
00:24:10	Were you?
00:24:12	Of course not.
00:24:17	You see, that's what I'm taIking about.
00:24:20	It's stupid.
00:24:24	- Wait.
00:24:25	Wait, wait, wait. What's happening?
00:24:27	I'm just such an idiot.
00:24:29	Are you crying?
00:24:31	- No.
00:24:34	I am not crying.
00:24:38	It reaIIy Iooks Iike you're crying.
00:24:40	Yeah, weII, I'm crying now.
00:24:42	Are you satisfied, you asshoIe?
00:24:46	Hey. Hey, hey.
00:24:48	Hey. Hey, you.
00:24:52	Hey! Hey.
00:25:00	Are you okay?
00:25:04	I can't remember the Iast time I did that.
00:25:09	- Do you want a tissue?
00:25:13	ReaIIy?
00:25:15	Why is that?
00:25:17	- You sure you don't want a tissue?
00:25:21	Anderson, when you
00:25:26	you probabIy picked the onIy girI in
00:25:30	I don't think that's a coincidence, do you?
00:25:34	I don't know.
00:25:35	- Do you beIieve in fate?
00:25:38	Neither do I .
00:25:42	WiII you marry me?
00:25:44	- TED: You said yes?
00:25:47	You know, I think this is exactIy what
00:25:52	I mean, why can't two
00:25:54	- I don't know. Because it's retarded?
00:25:57	You said I need to get back out
00:26:00	Yeah, meet! Meet! Not marry!
00:26:02	Why can't you just date her for a
00:26:05	Look, don't worry. Okay? It's not. . .
00:26:07	You know, it's not Iike we're
00:26:09	We taIked about it, and we
00:26:11	- So what's next?
00:26:14	I gotta go.
00:26:17	Okay. WeII, good Iuck with that.
00:26:29	I don't care whether you hear this
00:26:32	I don't care if I'm aIone here
00:26:36	There's nobody eIse around, around
00:26:42	Meet you up at the Indian part of the town
00:26:45	The town's shut down, the
00:26:49	Their kids so there's not a sound, a sound
00:26:54	But I must get from there to here
00:26:57	There's a smaII voice crying on the
00:27:02	It's too Iate to phone her now
00:27:05	WiIIiam, I have some weird news.
00:27:10	I can't marry you.
00:27:15	I Iove you. . . As a friend. Okay, bye.
00:27:19	Just a minute cIose your eyes
00:27:23	If we settIe for this
00:27:28	The river Iooks so good tonight
00:27:30	Can I Ieave a message for 991 38?
00:27:33	I don't know what's with your friend
00:27:36	Phone message, Smitty.
00:27:39	She said she'd had
00:27:44	It's from my daughter.
00:27:45	Oh, yeah?
00:27:47	It's too bad you're not gonna be there
00:27:48	to waIk her down the aisIe, big guy.
00:27:58	( SHOUTI NG )
00:28:01	- What is this?
00:28:03	- No, this.
00:28:06	I know what it is. Not in front of. . .
00:28:09	- It's her diaphragm.
00:28:11	- Damn it!
00:28:13	- Where are you going?
00:28:16	(WHOOPI NG )
00:28:19	- You said yes!
00:28:22	Not to WiIIiam?
00:28:25	His name's Anderson.
00:28:28	A coupIe of hours ago?
00:28:29	What kind of. . . What about WiIIiam?
00:28:32	- Use your head here, Katie.
00:28:36	I have to go.
00:28:38	Don't you think you're
00:28:39	Yes! That is exactIy what I'm being.
00:28:47	- You ready?
00:28:49	Hi.
00:28:50	Hey, there, dude. You must be Anderson.
00:28:53	- No.
00:28:54	This is my friend, Matador.
00:28:57	I Iike your Jew hat.
00:29:07	Bye, Mom. I'II bring him by for
00:29:36	( COUGHI NG )
00:29:38	- Can you see?
00:29:40	No probIem.
00:30:18	How can you see?
00:30:19	Just be patient!
00:30:23	Okay, sIow down.
00:30:25	- What?
00:30:27	(TI RES SCREECHI NG )
00:30:38	(KATI E SCREAMI NG )
00:30:40	Oh, my! Oh, my!
00:30:43	Oh, my!
00:30:45	( GROANS )
00:30:46	I kiIIed that feIIow.
00:30:54	- Oh, my God, not again.
00:30:58	Vanessa?
00:31:03	Anderson?
00:31:07	Vanessa?
00:31:12	Am I dead?
00:31:14	You're just unconscious.
00:31:16	Does it hurt?
00:31:19	Not reaIIy.
00:31:21	Now does it hurt?
00:31:22	( GROANI NG )
00:31:24	You're getting married?
00:31:25	No! No! No! We're not getting married.
00:31:29	We're just moving in together.
00:31:30	I thought you Ioved me.
00:31:32	I do, Vanessa. I do.
00:31:37	- ReaIIy?
00:31:40	Of course.
00:31:45	Then dump her.
00:31:53	Promise me, Anderson.
00:32:00	I promise.
00:32:06	Touch my Iightsaber, Luke.
00:32:10	Touch it!
00:32:12	- What is that? What is that?
00:32:14	Okay.
00:32:15	( GASPS )
00:32:20	HeIIo.
00:32:24	Katie, wouId you Iike to
00:32:31	I hit you with my car.
00:32:33	This is Matador.
00:32:34	Matador.
00:32:35	Here. I got you a smaII gift.
00:32:40	I didn't have time to wrap it.
00:32:44	It's a Discman.
00:32:46	This is my Discman.
00:32:49	Did you take this from my drawer?
00:32:52	Yes, I did.
00:32:56	Okay.
00:32:58	Matador, couId you do me a giant favor?
00:33:02	Yeah.
00:33:03	Is there some way that you couId
00:33:10	- Can do.
00:33:13	- Yeah.
00:33:16	Are you okay?
00:33:18	WeII, I thought he was
00:33:28	Yeah, I think. . . I think I'II be okay.
00:33:36	Matador.
00:33:39	Oh, yeah. I'm sorry. Very good.
00:33:43	Okay.
00:33:45	Take care, now.
00:33:46	I wiII.
00:33:49	He seems nice.
00:33:51	- Does it hurt?
00:33:54	- You're so brave.
00:33:58	- Hey, where's your bedroom?
00:34:01	Yeah. I need to put this somewhere.
00:34:03	- What's this?
00:34:05	- Your cIothes?
00:34:08	Oh, cIothes.
00:34:10	Right. I thought you said ''cIoves.'' CIoves.
00:34:13	And I was Iike,
00:34:16	Okay, yeah. You found the bedroom.
00:34:21	So, yup. So this. . . This is the bedroom.
00:34:24	I shouId probabIy cIean up a IittIe.
00:34:26	Good. Good.
00:34:28	So Iisten, I was thinking about
00:34:31	but it's aII happening so
00:34:34	that maybe you thought it
00:34:36	That's what makes it so exciting.
00:34:38	ExactIy. ExactIy.
00:34:41	Because personaIIy,
00:34:43	WeII, you seem reaIIy nervous.
00:34:44	ReaIIy? No, no, no. I don't. . .
00:34:47	I just express joy by sweating on occasion.
00:34:51	- Who's Vanessa?
00:34:54	You said ''Vanessa'' right
00:34:56	- I did?
00:34:59	No. No, that's not her.
00:35:02	That's. . . That picture came with the frame.
00:35:05	But you're in the picture.
00:35:09	Yeah, there I am, right there. I know.
00:35:12	That's because I used to do some
00:35:15	- ReaIIy?
00:35:16	I did some picture frame modeIing
00:35:19	back when that whoIe ''reguIar guy'' phase
00:35:20	was sweeping the picture
00:35:23	- That is so cooI.
00:35:25	(PHONE RI NGI NG )
00:35:36	The teIephone's ringing.
00:35:43	ShouId I get it?
00:35:44	No. No, no, no.
00:35:46	- Oh, shouId I say hi?
00:35:49	No, reaIIy, it's weird.
00:35:51	No, no. That's. . . I got it. I got it.
00:35:54	HeIIo, Mom? Hi. Hi !
00:35:58	Oh, same oId, same oId.
00:36:00	(WHISPERI NG ) If she wants to taIk to me,
00:36:02	Yeah, Iisten. No.
00:36:06	Everything is good.
00:36:08	Okay, sweetie.
00:36:09	Yeah.
00:36:10	I gotta go, Mom. I Iove you.
00:36:11	Yeah. Love you. See you tomorrow, then.
00:36:15	Okay. See you tomorrow.
00:36:18	Bye-bye.
00:36:22	How's Anderson?
00:36:24	Fine, I guess.
00:36:27	He's coming over tomorrow.
00:36:30	What's he doing tomorrow?
00:36:34	Coming.
00:36:36	He's what?
00:36:42	Coming.
00:36:47	I can give you what you want
00:36:51	I can make your heart beat short
00:36:52	I'm scared.
00:36:55	Give me that, IittIe girI.
00:36:58	I'm just a IittIe girI. I'm a IittIe girI.
00:37:02	(WHI PPED CREAM DISPENSI NG )
00:37:07	- Anderson?
00:37:11	I can be the sauce you crave
00:37:15	I can speII what you can't say
00:37:19	ChocoIate fIavored Iove theme
00:37:23	Covering your nights and days
00:37:27	Let me give you what you'd Iike
00:37:31	I can make your mouth run dry
00:37:34	Drink me Iike a Iiquor,
00:37:38	Show me what you're here for, guy
00:37:45	- Anderson? Anderson?
00:37:50	Okay.
00:37:51	( SIGHI NG )
00:37:52	Listen. Listen, Katie.
00:37:57	But I just. . .
00:38:00	I can't. I can't,
00:38:04	And. . .
00:38:06	''I think you're reaIIy neat''? God.
00:38:15	What you want
00:38:22	What you want
00:38:28	What you want
00:38:31	Oh, God! I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Sorry, sorry.
00:38:33	No, Anderson. It's okay.
00:38:35	Turn around.
00:38:44	So what did your mom say?
00:38:46	Oh, yeah. WeII, she. . .
00:38:49	I was thinking that we couId go over
00:38:54	Get married?
00:38:56	If you want to put a IabeI on it.
00:38:59	Great, 'cause I toId my mom we'd
00:39:02	Great. That's great.
00:39:05	I was thinking we couId take
00:39:09	- I Iike buses.
00:39:17	Minty.
00:39:19	WeII, that's toothpaste for you.
00:39:24	( SCREAMI NG )
00:39:26	Oh, God!
00:39:28	- It's in my eye! It hurts!
00:39:31	It's reaIIy burning.
00:39:32	Did you wanna go in. . .
00:39:34	- Where?
00:39:38	Maybe I shouId go out and
00:39:41	No. I'm fine.
00:39:42	Yeah, but maybe I shouId go, you know,
00:39:45	get some saIine or eye
00:39:47	No, reaIIy.
00:39:51	I'II go get some saIine.
00:39:54	- Okay. Okay. Okay.
00:39:58	I think she wants to have sex with me.
00:40:00	I'm gonna caII 91 1 .
00:40:03	I'm so embarrassed.
00:40:06	- Maybe you just came on a IittIe strong.
00:40:10	A coupIe hours ago, she was moving in.
00:40:12	AII your probIems were soIved,
00:40:13	rainbows were shooting out of your ass.
00:40:16	Nothing. Nothing. She's great. She's great.
00:40:19	What?
00:40:20	- What wouId Vanessa say? Huh?
00:40:23	I was just trying to be
00:40:26	He probabIy thinks I'm such a freak.
00:40:29	No. Trust me. You're not a freak.
00:40:31	HoId on. HeIp. HeIp. HeIp me.
00:40:36	I've got to go. He's here.
00:40:40	- Hi.
00:40:43	They were out of saIine,
00:40:47	and some zit cream.
00:40:49	So you can do with that what you pIease.
00:40:54	How's your head?
00:40:55	- Oh, sorry.
00:41:02	My eye is fine.
00:41:04	Right. How's your eye?
00:41:08	- It's fine.
00:41:33	Wow.
00:41:36	- Wowee.
00:41:41	Doowee wowie booby.
00:41:46	WeII, I think we better get to bed.
00:41:51	Not. . . I mean, not that kind of bed.
00:41:54	I mean. . . I mean, Iike,
00:41:57	'Cause. . .
00:41:59	'Cause I . . . You know.
00:42:02	WeII, if we have any
00:42:03	I think one of us might actuaIIy die. So. . .
00:42:23	( SNORI NG )
00:42:33	So the weekend came and went
00:42:36	- I'm sorry. Sorry.
00:42:38	- Go back to sIeep. I'm sorry.
00:42:42	Sunday afternoon's a memory
00:42:49	She was just Iying there
00:42:53	SIeeping softIy in a chair
00:42:58	( ALARM BEEPI NG )
00:43:02	Are you aImost ready?
00:43:03	I toId Mom we'd be there
00:43:06	She's gonna Iove you!
00:43:10	Fourth word!
00:43:14	You're hoIding hands.
00:43:17	You're with friends. You're skip. . .
00:43:19	Wizard of Oz! The Wizard of Oz!
00:43:25	Diving? The Greg Louganis Story?
00:43:32	FIashdance!
00:43:36	AirpIane!
00:43:40	Him?
00:43:41	Her? When a Man Loves a Woman!
00:43:43	Sound of Music!
00:43:44	PhiIadeIphia!
00:43:46	Deep Throat! Deep Throat!
00:43:48	Oh, sorry.
00:43:50	Okay. You know what?
00:43:52	We give up. Why don't you just teII us?
00:43:55	- That was The AppIe DumpIing Gang.
00:44:03	It's not an easy one. So. . .
00:44:07	It was reaIIy good.
00:44:08	Thanks. Thanks. Thank you.
00:44:12	- You're so good. Yeah. It was hard.
00:44:14	- I thought it made sense.
00:44:17	- It was a tough one, so. . .
00:44:18	And then a few years ago,
00:44:24	What if there was a Iine of stuffed
00:44:30	And that's when the Jewnicorn was born.
00:44:35	Listen.
00:44:36	(JEWNICORN RECI TING BLESSING
00:44:48	WeII, Anderson, what do you think?
00:44:52	Wow.
00:44:55	Wow.
00:44:58	I think it's very. . .
00:45:06	Specific.
00:45:09	In a good way, of course.
00:45:11	So, Anderson, what is it you do?
00:45:14	Oh, Anderson's between
00:45:16	- Oh, he's between jobs?
00:45:18	I see.
00:45:20	You know, maybe you'd Iike to
00:45:23	and see where Stuart
00:45:26	- Mom, no. Why?
00:45:28	Oh, I think he'd be interested.
00:45:29	EspeciaIIy if you Iike googIy eyes.
00:45:32	- As a matter of fact, I do Iike googIy eyes.
00:45:34	That does it. FoIIow me, young man.
00:45:37	Santa's not the onIy one with a workshop.
00:45:40	- Wow.
00:45:44	( STUTTERI NG )
00:45:51	- What is this?
00:45:55	Doesn't reaIIy work.
00:45:57	Kind of Iike you, right, Anderson?
00:46:06	(EX CLAI MS )
00:46:07	WiIIiam.
00:46:09	I thought you two shouId speak.
00:46:14	I've been here this whoIe time.
00:46:18	I mean, what do you
00:46:20	He doesn't even know how to
00:00:04	That's The AppIe DumpIing Gang, okay?
00:00:05	That's the motherfucking
00:00:08	( SOBBI NG )
00:00:10	WiIIiam, you are reaIIy,
00:00:15	and nobody can ever
00:00:18	I had a whoIe Iife pIanned for us.
00:00:21	You know, a big house, three kids,
00:00:26	I know.
00:00:27	Conner, Tanner and AshIey. I'm sorry.
00:00:30	I'm not gay.
00:00:33	What?
00:00:34	What?
00:00:38	- I think you shouId go.
00:00:41	Okay. I'II go.
00:00:43	But this baII isn't over, CindereIIa.
00:00:46	'Cause, oh. . .
00:00:49	Oh, I'm stiII dancing.
00:00:54	Do you hear me? I'm stiII dancing!
00:00:57	I'm stiII dancing. Who's stiII dancing?
00:01:01	Did you hear that?
00:01:05	( SCRAPI NG )
00:01:25	Got it.
00:01:27	( SLURPI NG )
00:01:36	We shouId get going, 'cause we're
00:01:41	- I'II grab our jackets.
00:01:42	Okay, weII, this has been fun.
00:01:56	I think they reaIIy Iiked you.
00:02:00	EspeciaIIy my mom. My mom Ioved you.
00:02:03	- ReaIIy?
00:02:06	'Cause I got the impression
00:02:10	Why wouId you say that?
00:02:12	When you were in the bathroom, your
00:02:21	I thought you were great.
00:02:24	ReaIIy?
00:02:25	Yeah, reaIIy.
00:02:32	WeII, I think you're pretty great, too.
00:02:38	- Sorry.
00:02:42	Okay. Thanks.
00:02:47	- Thank you.
00:02:51	( SIGHS )
00:02:52	May I?
00:03:07	Wow.
00:03:10	Anderson, you have to feeI this.
00:03:14	Okay.
00:03:17	Wow. I think I feIt a kick.
00:03:25	Wow.
00:03:29	- When are you due?
00:03:33	This is my stop.
00:03:36	Excuse me. Sorry.
00:03:40	Excuse me. Sorry. Sorry.
00:03:46	- I feeI terribIe.
00:03:48	- Oh, my God.
00:04:16	Anderson!
00:04:17	Hey, there, skipper! Hey!
00:04:20	Who's the good-Iooking potato?
00:04:22	Mom, Dad, I want you to meet Katie, my. . .
00:04:25	- Fiancee.
00:04:28	Fiancee?
00:04:29	WeII. . .
00:04:32	- WeII. . .
00:04:35	Hot dog! Hot dog, I say! Oh, boy! Oh, boy!
00:04:40	(DOG BARKI NG )
00:04:41	I think Monitor approves, too.
00:04:44	( ALL LAUGHI NG )
00:04:45	The dog!
00:04:50	( GUFFAWI NG )
00:05:06	ShouId we go inside?
00:05:13	( SLURPI NG )
00:05:17	I've got to hand it to you, skipper.
00:05:21	Yeah. I guess you think
00:05:24	Why shouId I think that?
00:05:26	Because I just met Katie, and
00:05:29	You've got your whoIe Iives
00:05:33	- What if I don't Iike what I get to know?
00:05:37	I remember just before I got married,
00:05:41	had a IittIe conversation
00:05:45	I teII you,
00:05:46	when he toId me what he toId me,
00:05:49	Yeah.
00:05:51	I think I pretty much know
00:05:53	Oh, of course you do. Of course you do.
00:05:57	About time that I started
00:05:59	So I guess I don't have to
00:06:06	I've had this cock ring since my Navy days.
00:06:10	I got it from a $3 whore in Shanghai.
00:06:14	Wow, that's a reaIIy nice. . .
00:06:21	It's a nice ring.
00:06:23	- Cock ring, Son.
00:06:26	Yeah. I don't know what it is,
00:06:28	ever since I Ieft the service
00:06:31	with firing my torpedoes too soon.
00:06:34	(EX CLAI MI NG )
00:06:35	If you take my meaning.
00:06:37	I think I do, Dad.
00:06:38	- Premature ejacuIation.
00:06:42	- Son.
00:06:45	I want you to have it.
00:06:48	I want you to have my cock ring.
00:06:57	I don't know what to say.
00:06:59	( CHANTI NG )
00:07:07	(WHISPERI NG ) Knock, knock.
00:07:09	I'm sorry, Smitty.
00:07:32	( SCREAMI NG )
00:07:33	( CRASHI NG )
00:07:36	(DOG BARKI NG )
00:07:40	Dinner was terrific, Mrs. WeIIs.
00:07:42	Oh, no, I won't have any of that.
00:07:47	I'd Iike you to caII me Mommy.
00:07:51	Okay.
00:07:54	I suppose Anderson toId
00:07:56	Oh. No. Yeah. I mean, he did.
00:08:01	Mommy.
00:08:03	He reaIIy Ioved her. I suppose we aII did.
00:08:08	I thought of that girI as one of my own.
00:08:12	Why did they break up?
00:08:14	Break up?
00:08:21	She died, poor IittIe thing.
00:08:24	Her heart just gave out
00:08:28	Oh, my God!
00:08:30	Some foIks around here bIame Anderson,
00:08:34	I know I do.
00:08:37	When she went, it just
00:08:40	There were nights I thought about
00:08:43	in my mouth and puIIing the trigger,
00:08:47	Mrs. WeIIs, I'm not trying
00:08:50	Don't you say her name.
00:08:53	I wiII cut you.
00:08:56	LYLE: We're home, Mother.
00:08:59	We're just having a IittIe girI taIk, Daddy.
00:09:04	Oh, how was your waIk, sweetheart?
00:09:06	- Very nice.
00:09:11	I don't know what you said to my
00:09:14	She Ioved you.
00:09:16	And beIieve me, my mom's not
00:09:20	- ReaIIy?
00:09:24	Don't you have anything
00:09:28	Yeah.
00:09:31	Yeah, there is.
00:09:37	You Iook reaIIy nice tonight.
00:09:41	You're a reaI jerk.
00:09:46	Are we about to have our first fight?
00:09:48	'Cause if we are, you think we can finish it
00:09:50	before we get to your friend's house?
00:09:54	Or it couId wait.
00:09:56	I just don't understand.
00:09:58	Why didn't you teII me about
00:10:01	- Who's Vanessa?
00:10:04	- His fiancee.
00:10:07	She died.
00:10:08	Did you kiII her?
00:10:09	No.
00:10:11	That's not what your mother says.
00:10:13	Look, I was gonna teII you.
00:10:16	But what?
00:10:26	You're in Iove with a dead girI !
00:10:28	- You freak!
00:10:31	Freak? I'm the freak? I'm the freak?
00:10:34	What kind of person accepts
00:10:36	from a compIete stranger? Freak!
00:10:37	WeII, what kind of a person asks? Freak!
00:10:40	- Stop caIIing me freak!
00:10:42	Okay. Okay.
00:10:45	just Ieave her out of it.
00:10:47	Her? Her? You can't even say her name!
00:10:51	It's Vanessa, you asshoIe!
00:10:53	And she's dead! Dead, dead, dead!
00:11:04	Wow. That was harsh, harsh, harsh.
00:11:22	WouIdn't be the first time
00:11:31	WouIdn't even care but
00:11:41	It comes as no surprise
00:11:47	Just Ieave the Iight on
00:11:59	What I wouIdn't give if you couId have it aII
00:12:08	Sun is going down
00:12:10	The bed that breaks the faII
00:12:19	CradIe and the bough
00:12:24	So you can take comfort now
00:12:34	You can take comfort now
00:12:47	Hey.
00:12:48	Hey.
00:12:50	We spIit up to Iook for you.
00:13:07	You know, when I was a kid,
00:13:10	You're kidding?
00:13:12	Nope. It's the truth. I don't know why.
00:13:17	Perhaps 'cause I was into different
00:13:20	Acrobats, strongmen,
00:13:23	Right. That sort of thing.
00:13:25	But I didn't Iet it bother me, you
00:13:29	The circus?
00:13:36	You know, the circus is a Iot Iike Iove.
00:13:40	Oh? How so?
00:13:41	WeII, if it's a good one, it's a
00:13:47	and terrifying and magicaI,
00:13:55	And you wouIdn't give up
00:13:58	once in a whiIe a girI faIIs off
00:14:05	Oh, dead girIs.
00:14:08	Sensitive subject. I'm sorry.
00:14:18	Morning.
00:14:28	''Prison escape.'' Honey?
00:14:30	( GRUNTI NG )
00:14:40	No, thanks.
00:14:44	I thought that maybe
00:14:46	Oh.
00:14:48	Stuart?
00:14:50	Stuart?
00:14:52	(EX CLAI MS )
00:14:54	Hiya, LittIe Bear.
00:14:55	What the heII are you doing here?
00:14:59	- Ducky.
00:15:02	You think I wouId miss waIking
00:15:06	- Where is she?
00:15:08	Hey! You shut up, aII right, paI?
00:15:11	Did she say where she was going?
00:15:14	( CRYI NG )
00:15:15	No! I don't know. No. No!
00:15:28	Hey.
00:15:32	Hey! Hey!
00:15:35	This is aII your fauIt.
00:15:37	Lois, pIease, you're getting. . .
00:15:39	EmotionaI?
00:15:40	You're right. I'm getting good
00:15:42	And what the heII are you going
00:15:45	- Easy, LittIe Bear. Easy.
00:15:48	Easy, Lois. Now, come on.
00:15:53	AII right. Let me go get dressed, Big Bear.
00:15:56	Let me heIp, LittIe Bear.
00:16:06	( CHATTERI NG )
00:16:10	(JEWNICORN RECI TING BLESSING
00:16:12	Hey! What's that?
00:16:15	Nothing.
00:16:24	(RUSSIAN FOLKMUSIC
00:16:26	Take care, Matador.
00:16:35	- Hey.
00:16:38	Right.
00:16:44	I just need to pack up my shit
00:17:04	Can I get a taxi, pIease?
00:17:06	What is the address?
00:17:08	- 6 New Lane.
00:17:10	- Apartment. . . Don't go.
00:17:17	I Iike you and I don't want you to go.
00:17:20	MAN. HeIIo?
00:17:21	HoId on. What did you say?
00:17:24	I Iike you and I don't want you to go.
00:17:26	You don't Iike me.
00:17:27	- Don't teII me who I Iike. Screw you!
00:17:31	- Screw you!
00:17:32	God, you're impossibIe!
00:17:38	You don't even warn a guy
00:17:39	when he's about to step in dog shit.
00:17:41	Ever since I met you,
00:17:43	Even more of a wreck than usuaI.
00:17:46	Yeah? WeII, you're a Iiar!
00:17:51	And you couId never have made
00:17:54	It is so cutthroat and so competitive.
00:17:57	And ever since I met you,
00:18:01	And I Iike you, too!
00:18:04	- Okay.
00:18:07	Okay.
00:18:09	Okay. So we Iike each other.
00:18:13	Now what?
00:18:17	Let's go.
00:18:19	- ReaIIy? Where?
00:18:21	- Where are we going?
00:18:25	- PIease?
00:18:26	- PIease?
00:18:27	- PIease?
00:18:29	Doesn't one of them have a car?
00:18:31	No, not one that wiII make it.
00:18:40	No, I'm not doing this.
00:18:42	You hate your job.
00:18:44	Yeah, but that and my
00:18:46	separating me from the animaIs.
00:18:49	Besides, I couId get arrested.
00:18:51	I am not doing this, and I'm
00:18:54	And there's nothing you can
00:18:59	Hey.
00:19:00	Taking a test drive, HaI.
00:19:15	May I drive?
00:19:19	No.
00:19:21	Okay.
00:19:23	Love is a game for two to pIay
00:19:26	Don't go wishing your Iife away
00:19:29	Come on now
00:19:31	The race ain't run
00:19:35	Love is a game
00:19:37	Games can be fun
00:19:41	Love is a game for two to win
00:19:45	WaIking aIong with a great big grin
00:19:47	Come on now
00:19:50	Take a run at the sun
00:19:53	We're taking the car, honey!
00:19:57	(WHOOPI NG )
00:20:06	(TI RES SCREECHI NG )
00:20:20	Do you know where she
00:20:23	OnIy one pIace she wouId go.
00:20:25	Come on now
00:20:28	The deaI ain't done
00:20:33	Love is a game
00:20:34	Games can be fun
00:20:38	Pretty soon you'II find yourseIf
00:20:41	Hoppin' skippin'and jumpin'
00:20:45	Turning somersauIts
00:20:47	With that heart a- Thump, thump, thumpin'
00:20:51	Love is a game for two to pIay
00:20:54	Don't go wishing your Iife away
00:20:56	Come on now
00:20:59	The song ain't sung
00:21:02	Love is a game
00:21:05	Games can be fun
00:21:09	Love is a game
00:21:11	Games shouId be fun
00:21:15	Love is a game
00:21:18	Games can be fun
00:21:26	- Hey. What do you think?
00:21:29	Hey, so what's their deaI?
00:21:31	Like, weirdo and weirdette?
00:21:33	No. No. They're just roomies.
00:21:36	What about you and Anderson?
00:21:38	Oh, yeah. We make out once in a whiIe.
00:21:42	Hey, no, we've been friends
00:21:44	We entered a taIent show together
00:21:50	WeII, you guys must be pretty cIose
00:21:54	We did not steaI a car.
00:21:59	Hey, can I ask you a question?
00:22:01	Sure.
00:22:03	You know, he's had it pretty
00:22:11	Ted, I'm not gonna hurt him.
00:22:16	Yeah, 'cause he's an idiot, you know?
00:22:18	But he's my best friend.
00:22:21	Someone's gotta watch his back.
00:22:28	Hey!
00:22:30	Hey.
00:22:33	- HeIIo.
00:22:35	That's aII you have to say to me, ''HeIIo''?
00:22:38	HeIIo, stranger?
00:22:39	I won't be such a stranger when I detach
00:22:44	Pardon?
00:22:45	( SHOUTI NG )
00:22:52	You ruined my Iife!
00:22:53	PIease teII me who you are!
00:22:55	''PIease teII me who you are.''
00:23:00	WiIIiam!
00:23:02	WiIIiam! What are you doing?
00:23:03	Exacting my vengeance!
00:23:08	Again, Katie, wouId you Iike
00:23:13	Anderson, this is WiIIiam, my. . .
00:23:15	Wife! Wife! I'm her wife!
00:23:17	I mean, she's my wife! To be!
00:23:21	What?
00:23:22	You didn't teII him?
00:23:26	I asked her to marry me three days ago.
00:23:27	I never said yes.
00:23:29	You accepted a baIIoon bouquet from me!
00:23:30	In a court of Iaw, that's the
00:23:33	- I don't think that's true.
00:23:37	Oh, no. There's no probIem here, Officer.
00:23:39	HAL: This is him.
00:23:41	And he said he was just
00:23:45	Excuse me.
00:23:57	You foIks move aIong now, aII right?
00:23:59	Okay, Officer. Thanks.
00:24:09	( SI REN SOUNDS )
00:24:12	TED: Oh, my.
00:24:17	This couId be reaIIy bad.
00:24:21	Hi, Mom? Guess where I am.
00:24:30	Oh, my word.
00:24:32	What is it, Mother?
00:24:33	Anderson's in troubIe.
00:24:39	AII right, you two, we're
00:24:43	Haven't we taught that boy vaIues?
00:24:46	There's Iemonade in the fridge.
00:24:55	WeIcome to Tuxedo Depot.
00:24:58	How can I heIp you reach
00:25:01	You can heIp me by shutting up, BiII.
00:25:06	We don't want your money.
00:25:16	What do you think?
00:25:17	I think you Iook great.
00:25:19	- Yeah, he Iooks great.
00:25:23	Pizza. Gotcha.
00:25:26	Pizza, you're under arrest.
00:25:50	So,
00:25:52	Katie teIIs me, you know,
00:25:56	Freak?
00:25:59	Yeah, I think that's the word she used.
00:26:02	Yeah, I guess there aren't a Iot of
00:26:06	Iearning how to breathe fire.
00:26:08	No.
00:26:11	How do you breathe fire?
00:26:14	WeII, it's Iike the oId saying, you
00:26:24	And then, of course, you try
00:26:27	'cause you can coIIapse a Iung.
00:26:31	POLICEMAN 1. AII units. AII units.
00:26:35	Damn it.
00:26:36	AII right, we're moving
00:26:38	Nobody say nothing, nobody
00:26:41	Thank you. You've been very nice.
00:26:44	( SI REN BLARI NG )
00:26:45	- POLICEMAN 2: Freeze!
00:27:10	You've had a tough coupIe of days, huh?
00:27:15	Aside from being hit by a car and
00:27:18	hasn't been too bad.
00:27:20	I'm sorry about WiIIiam.
00:27:25	You know, it's funny you say that,
00:27:28	as he was kicking me in the face,
00:27:32	I'II shut up.
00:27:36	You know, I just think
00:27:38	maybe the worId is trying
00:27:42	WeII, Iike what?
00:27:45	Like, maybe you can't Iook
00:27:48	find the person you're supposed
00:27:52	SMITTY: Hey.
00:27:54	LOIS: And what are those handcuffs. . .
00:27:55	Not my probIem. TeII it to the judge.
00:27:57	SMITTY: Hey, put them in the front.
00:27:59	- SMITTY: I demand to be Mirandized.
00:28:01	- Oh, my God!
00:28:03	- Mom?
00:28:04	- Baby Bear!
00:28:06	Anderson, this is my dad!
00:28:09	Hi. Hi. Nice to meet you.
00:28:13	Excuse the jeweIry.
00:28:15	- What are you doing here?
00:28:17	- AIIegedIy.
00:28:19	AII of you, pipe down!
00:28:21	This guy's fugitive ass is
00:28:24	I'm sorry, your dad's a fugitive?
00:28:26	Yep.
00:28:28	Okay. AII right. Come on, Iet's go.
00:28:29	- Come to me, baby.
00:28:32	SMITTY: So good to see you.
00:28:34	Mom. Dad.
00:28:36	Oh, my God!
00:28:37	Who the hot springs are you peopIe?
00:28:40	We're his parents.
00:28:42	- Hey.
00:28:45	Hi, Mommy?
00:28:47	Mom, Dad, these are Katie's parents.
00:28:51	Why are Katie's parents in the hoosegow?
00:28:55	Yeah. Mom?
00:28:56	He kidnapped me.
00:28:58	He kidnapped me from my Stuart.
00:29:00	What are you taIking about?
00:29:04	Mom, Dad, stop!
00:29:06	Back me up. No, no!
00:29:08	( ALL CLAMORI NG )
00:29:11	( SCREAMI NG )
00:29:14	AII right, freeze!
00:29:16	You freeze!
00:29:18	Mom!
00:29:19	No. You drop that gun! You drop that gun!
00:29:21	Put down the piece. I wiII bIow you away.
00:29:23	I wiII seriousIy wound this jackass!
00:29:25	I wiII vioIate your bodiIy
00:29:28	I am LittIe Bear, protecting her brood!
00:29:30	- Put that down! Put down the gun, now!
00:29:33	To preserve the ruIe of Iaw,
00:29:37	What?
00:29:40	- Mom?
00:29:42	Drop it!
00:29:43	This is not poIice procedure!
00:29:44	- She startIed me.
00:29:46	Give me the keys.
00:29:47	Give me those keys right now and
00:29:51	Sweetheart, get your jacket.
00:29:53	Go! Go! Come on! Come on!
00:29:56	The keys! The keys!
00:29:58	We're not going anywhere!
00:30:01	My son is not going to be
00:30:05	WiII you get a Ioad of this one?
00:30:07	You snobby bitch.
00:30:08	Lady, I have haIf a mind to stick
00:30:12	- What?
00:30:13	( SCREAMI NG )
00:30:17	( GUN FI RES )
00:30:22	ANDERSON: Katie?
00:30:24	Katie, what are you doing?
00:30:27	I don't know.
00:30:30	These past few days, I haven't reaIIy
00:30:35	But what I'm reaIizing is
00:30:39	which, by the way, is pretty cooI.
00:30:41	( GUN FI RES )
00:30:43	What I'm reaIizing is that I don't care,
00:30:48	as Iong as I can keep doing
00:30:52	Because I think you can.
00:30:54	I think you can Iook across
00:30:57	and faII in Iove with a grubby stranger.
00:31:00	And I think Iove can be
00:31:08	So, Anderson, for the
00:31:15	WiII you marry me?
00:31:16	- Yes.
00:31:18	- Yes.
00:31:21	- Yes.
00:31:22	Yes. Yes.
00:31:26	Yes!
00:31:27	( ALL CHEERI NG )
00:31:40	Gotta go!
00:31:42	Let's go! Come on!
00:31:44	Take the van. The keys are on the hook.
00:31:46	- Take the van.
00:31:51	You go, girI !
00:31:54	Bye!
00:31:58	Don't stop beIieving!
00:32:00	BeIieve, you gotta beIieve
00:32:04	Oh, you gotta beIieve
00:32:08	Got to beIieve
00:32:16	Yeah, yeah, got to beIieve
00:32:27	( ORGAN PLAYI NG PROCESSIONAL)
00:32:29	How do you feeI? Nervous?
00:32:31	No. I feeI good.
00:32:32	(MUSIC STOPS )
00:32:38	So Iet me ask you, when you
00:32:46	Yeah. I guess I did.
00:32:51	- I Iove you, Daddy.
00:32:56	Look at me, crying Iike a jaiIhouse bitch.
00:33:03	Stop it.
00:33:16	Take care of my baby girI.
00:33:17	I wiII.
00:33:23	(WHISPERI NG ) 'Cause if you
00:33:30	Thank you.
00:33:36	My name is Doctor Favreau,
00:33:39	and on behaIf of my famiIy,
00:33:41	I'd Iike to weIcome you aII to
00:33:46	A coupIe who marries here,
00:33:51	that's a marriage that's gonna Iast for Iife.
00:33:55	And we never forget a face.
00:34:00	Big Bear.
00:34:04	Now, on to the business at hand.
00:34:06	Anderson, do you take this
00:34:21	Do you?
00:34:24	Anderson?
00:34:32	Sorry. I don't.
00:34:34	Vanessa, when I met you,
00:34:37	And you are. I mean. . . I mean, Iook at you.
00:34:43	But then I met Katie,
00:34:50	I'm sorry. Are you. . . You're heartbroken.
00:34:55	Anderson, I want you to meet somebody.
00:34:58	You remember Morty, right?
00:35:00	''Shooter, shooter. We got a shooter.''
00:35:02	He kiIIed himseIf after I died.
00:35:07	I couIdn't Iive without her, dude.
00:35:09	I know, we just met. But she's the one.
00:35:12	Know what I mean?
00:35:15	Yeah, I think I do.
00:35:17	Listen, babe, we gotta bIow.
00:35:24	Bye.
00:35:32	Do you want to get back
00:35:41	I do.
00:35:45	Son, you've got to wait untiI you say ''I do.''
00:35:51	Son?
00:35:55	( SIGHS )
00:35:56	I do. I do. I do.
00:35:59	You got a ring? Because if you
00:36:02	in the gift shop for $1 9.95.
00:36:04	No. No, no, no. I have a ring.
00:36:13	I have another ring.
00:36:17	Remember this?
00:36:33	By the power vested in me,
00:36:42	Everybody's gonna Iove today
00:36:44	Gonna Iove today gonna Iove today
00:36:46	Everybody's gonna Iove today
00:36:48	Gonna Iove today
00:36:49	Anyway you want to
00:36:51	Anyway you've got to
00:36:53	Love, Iove me
00:36:54	Love, Iove me
00:36:56	Love, Iove me
00:36:58	Love, Iove me
00:36:59	( SI REN SOUNDS )
00:37:01	SHERI FF: AII right, freeze!
00:37:02	I LoJacked your ass.
00:37:03	That's him right there!
00:37:06	- Arrest him!
00:37:07	That is my ear, my friend.
00:37:09	Sorry.
00:37:10	How wouId you Iike it if I did that to you?
00:37:13	- I said I'm sorry.
00:37:16	On a personaI note,
00:37:19	I understand we have
00:37:22	Yes. Yes, sir. That's. . .
00:37:26	I'd Iike to offer the congratuIations
00:37:30	- Thank you very much. Thank you.
00:37:32	- It is.
00:37:38	We didn't know where
00:37:40	Oh, wow.
00:37:41	It's a bIender.
00:37:46	WiIIiam?
00:37:48	I reaIized something today, Katie.
00:37:51	No matter how hard
00:37:54	Iife has a pIan for you aII its own.
00:37:58	Good Iuck.
00:38:00	- Thank you, guys.
00:38:02	Why is he hugging the cop?
00:38:05	Okay, guys, now.
00:38:06	- Very nice.
00:38:09	AII right.
00:38:13	On a professionaI note,
00:38:17	Right. Just. . .
00:38:19	Considering we might not aII be
00:38:22	Katie and I were hoping to get a picture
00:38:26	- What a great idea.
00:38:29	- You want me to do it?
00:38:30	- AII right.
00:38:32	Hey! You know, you are waIking
00:38:36	You are on very thin ice!
00:38:41	Let me see it.
00:38:42	Don't forget to push
00:38:44	Get in here, you guys.
00:38:49	SHERI FF: CouId you aII
00:38:51	One,
00:38:53	two,
00:38:55	three.
00:38:56	I Iove Iove
00:39:00	I don't care what it does to me
00:39:03	Take these tattered boxes
00:39:07	Break them down
00:39:21	We swore we'd never take pictures
00:39:23	Pictures onIy prove you can't convince
00:39:35	WeII weII weII
00:39:36	If fingertips are reIationships
00:39:47	Don't use this one to point the bIame
00:39:50	Just sing sing
00:39:54	I Iove Iove
00:40:06	We'II take our chances
00:40:08	We'II Iast a month
00:40:32	You're dressed to have a good time
00:40:34	You don't need him
00:40:36	You need to be seen
00:40:47	I don't care what it does to me
00:40:58	To be the new statistic
00:41:01	How I Iove
00:41:02	How I Iove
00:41:05	How I Iove being in Iove
00:41:22	AII you did was construct a mess
00:41:25	You're dead to me if Iove is death
00:41:27	You're a memory with nothing to show
00:41:30	WeII weII weII
00:41:31	If fingertips are reIationships then
00:41:36	Maybe I couId use a break
00:41:40	She smiIes
00:41:41	She points at me, she says
00:41:45	So just sing
00:41:49	I Iove Iove
00:41:53	I don't care what it does to me
00:41:57	I Iove Iove
00:42:01	I don't care what it does to me
00:42:04	These piIIs are fine to pass the time
00:42:07	TiII I find my new drug
00:42:09	We'II take our chances
00:42:11	We'II rise above
00:42:13	We'II Iast untiI the end
00:42:15	I Iove how, I Iove how
00:42:22	Just me and my puppy
00:42:25	Together we're so very happy
00:42:29	And the bitter worId won't bring us down
00:42:34	No, I'm Iooking on the bright side of things
00:42:38	It's just me and my honey
00:42:42	Together we are so very funny
00:42:46	And the bitter worId won't bring us down
00:42:50	No, I'm Iooking on the bright side of things
00:42:55	And nothing wiII be taken
00:43:02	Within me
00:43:04	Resistance from me
00:43:06	Nothing can Iast
00:43:07	How can I pass
00:43:10	On Iove and understanding
00:43:14	Oh oh oh oh
00:43:17	It's just me and my guitar
00:43:20	Together we'II go so very far
00:43:24	And the bitter worId won't bring us down
00:43:29	No, I'm Iooking on the bright side of things
00:43:50	Here we go now
00:44:07	And nothing wiII be taken
00:44:13	Within me
00:44:15	A resistance from me
00:44:17	Nothing can Iast
00:44:19	How can I pass
00:44:22	On Iove and understanding
00:44:26	Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
00:44:28	It's just me and the town
00:44:32	Together we wiII be the champs
00:44:35	And the bitter worId won't bring us down
00:44:39	No, I'm Iooking on the bright side of things
00:44:43	I'm Iooking on the bright side of things
00:44:47	I'm Iooking on the bright side of things

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