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Wedding Singer The
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All right, everybody, come on. |
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Out on the dance floor. |
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Look at the happy couple. |
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No exceptions. |
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I can feel |
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All right! |
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Look at him go. |
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If I... |
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I get to know your name... |
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If I... |
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Could trace |
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All I know is that to me... |
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You look like |
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Open up them lovin' arms. |
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I want some, want some. |
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I set my sights on you. |
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And no one else will do. |
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And I... |
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I got to have my way now, baby. |
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All I know is that to me... |
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You look like |
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Open up them lovin' arms. |
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Watch out, here I come. |
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You spin me right round, |
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Like a record, baby... |
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Right round, round, round. |
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You spin me right round, |
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Like a record, baby... |
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Right round, round, round. |
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Somebody get some pants |
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If I... |
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I got to be your friend... |
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Grandma Molly, |
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And I... |
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Would like to move in |
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All I know is that to me... |
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You look like |
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Open up your lovin' arms. |
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Watch out, here I come. |
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You spin me right round, |
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Like a record, baby... |
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Right round, round, round. |
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You spin me right round, |
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Like a record, baby. |
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I want your love. |
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Uncle Marty! |
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All I know is that to me... |
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You look like |
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Open up your lovin' arms. |
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Watch out, here I come. |
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You spin me right round, |
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Like a record, baby... |
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Right round, round, round. |
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You spin me right round, |
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Like a record, baby... |
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Right round, round, round. |
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You spin me round... |
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And round... |
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And round. |
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Very nice. |
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Good job, lady. |
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It is gonna be fun today. |
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The best man's gonna come up |
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so let's put our hands together |
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All right, Dave. |
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When my brother Harold |
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I was like, |
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"because you've always |
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Like when I was in rehab... |
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and like the time |
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'Cause, Harold, he's always been |
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I've always been |
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"Why can't you |
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"Harold would never |
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He's drunk as shit. |
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But... |
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a little news flash, Pop. |
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Harold ain't so perfect. |
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Remember that time |
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when we picked up those two... |
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I guess they were prostitutes, |
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How about that? |
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Terrific. |
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I'm a person, too, |
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You're a moron! |
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The best man, everybody. |
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Best man. The better man. |
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We've all done crazy things |
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He's playing the guitar now. |
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He's doing good. |
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Sounds good? |
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It's because I'm the best |
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Self-taught. |
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No lessons, |
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All right. |
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They'll be divorced in a year. |
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Very good. |
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I think we all know |
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the emptiness |
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That's all I'm talking about. |
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I've done some crazy things |
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but then I met |
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a girl who I'm actually |
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Thank you. |
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So all I'm saying is that |
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the emptiness drifts away... |
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because you find something |
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each other. |
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And the way |
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looking into each other's |
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I can tell that you're |
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for the rest of your lives. |
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So cheers. |
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That's a good |
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Now on behalf of |
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you guys have a nice dinner. |
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George Stitzer's gonna take over |
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so take it away, George. |
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Give me time... |
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To realize my crime. |
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Let me love and stay. |
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-Jesus. |
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I have danced... |
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I like her. |
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Inside your eyes. |
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How can love... |
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Be real? |
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Do you really want to hurt me? |
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Good save, wedding singer. |
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Good job. |
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Sammy, how come you're not out |
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That new waitress. |
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Is she in trouble. |
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She's gonna get it, |
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and I'm gonna give it to her. |
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Take it easy, man. Who is she? |
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She's Holly Sullivan's cousin. |
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If she's |
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I'll close this deal |
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I don't think |
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Please. It's her first day. |
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Always takes them three weeks... |
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to realize they shouldn't |
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You like being the guy |
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Yes, I do. |
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You want to be like Fonzie, |
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You're on your way. |
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Do you really want to hurt me? |
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Do you really want |
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Prime rib, please. |
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Always the prime rib. |
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Andre, |
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Your wish is my command, madame. |
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How come he's so nice to you? |
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I let him look at my boobs |
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Not my finest half-hour... |
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but it's been a pleasant |
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So, how's your first night |
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Being at this wedding |
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that Glenn is never |
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and I've been wearing |
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and I feel like an idiot. |
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You know what you must do? |
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Relax. Don't do it. |
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I feel stupid for moving here |
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I think you need a break. |
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I'll cover your tables. |
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You OK? |
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You going to throw up? |
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Come with me, man. |
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Give me time... |
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What? |
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Here we go. |
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Come on. |
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You got it. There. |
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Is he a friend of yours? |
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Me? No. |
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I couldn't let him do it |
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Wow. |
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I'm glad I got to see it. |
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You all through? |
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Going to wait a few years |
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All right, remember, |
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equals smelly mess |
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I got it from here. |
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Know what? You go this way, |
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It's for the best. |
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See you later. |
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Hey, you know, |
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Are you drinking, too? |
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No. It's Coca-cola. |
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Are you sure? There's |
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I'm not a big drinker... |
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and if it was, I'd be puking |
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I don't think anybody could |
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I think I saw a boot come out. |
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You're the wedding singer. |
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How you doing? I'm Robbie. |
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I'm Julia. |
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I'm actually waitressing |
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Cool. That's a beautiful ring |
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Are you getting married, too? |
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Actually, I don't know |
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who gave this to me. |
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I feel like I'm doomed to wander |
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Like the Incredible Hulk? |
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Yeah...only |
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That's not true, |
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You were helping people. |
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You were giving them |
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People can't eat without forks. |
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And they can't |
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That's right. |
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I don't know. |
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Robbie, you better |
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They're starting |
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-Sit down! |
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He's got to learn a new song. |
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But it was nice to meet you. |
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It was nice meeting you, too. |
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And if I ever get married, |
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Oh, man. It's a deal. |
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Take care. |
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There was love... |
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All around... |
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But I never... |
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Heard it singing. |
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Very nice. |
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No, I never... |
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Heard it at all... |
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Pretty. |
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'Til there was you. |
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Much better. |
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You're going |
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at your fiftieth |
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If I sing to Frank |
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he would know |
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and how much I still love him |
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I hope 50 years from now... |
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Linda and I are as happy |
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You will be. |
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You're a born romantic, |
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I know they'll be |
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I hope so. |
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Are you nervous? |
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I'm actually not |
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I'm at weddings all the time. |
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Not about the wedding-- |
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Will this be your first time |
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Don't be ashamed. |
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When I got married, |
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I already had intercourse |
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That's actually something |
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That was a lot back then. |
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It's 5:00. |
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But your payment. |
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My payment. |
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You're such a sweet boy... |
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letting an old woman |
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They taste so good, |
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I don't have |
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All right, |
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Don't be silly. |
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-You want to-- |
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Cool. |
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Thanks a lot. |
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Now, please, take a bite... |
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so that I can |
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That's my favorite part. |
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Well... |
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That looks good. |
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That's a good meatball. |
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Now, listen to me, Robbie Hart. |
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You're going to be |
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I hope so, Rosie. Thank you. |
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I'm going to leave. |
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I'll see you |
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Thank you for coming in |
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Look at the picture |
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You're a lot prettier |
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and she's getting married. |
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What does pretty have to do |
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Everything. |
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before your hips start spreading |
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which, by the way, |
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Looks like Magnum, P.I., |
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I can't make Glenn set a date. |
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You're going to hate |
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but I think you should consider |
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I'm exiting the car. |
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It's just a means to an end. |
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ln five years, |
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Perhaps we should call her. |
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She's probably got |
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I know her. |
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Hey, sis. |
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Hi, Robs. |
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I just got off the phone |
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Linda's not there, but... |
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there was a note. |
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A note? |
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Everything all right? |
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Yeah, she's OK. |
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It basically indicated... |
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that Linda was... |
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not coming today. |
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So, it was a bad note. |
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Did she say why? |
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I am so sorry, honey. |
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It's OK. |
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You want me to say something? |
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Just give me a second. |
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Oh, my God, |
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Don't worry. |
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It's OK. |
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Oh, God! |
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You can't catch me! |
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I'm going to get you |
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Can we turn this crap off, |
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That's right, Robbie. |
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-Let what out? |
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About what that lousy bitch |
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Don't call her that... |
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because we're going |
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and then there will be weirdness |
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so just watch it. |
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I made this for you, |
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Thanks, Freddy Krueger. |
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That's not nice. |
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Very creative, though. |
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Go back to the boiler room. |
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I just wish I knew |
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He's taking it pretty bad. |
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He's acting like a real robot... |
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a zombie or something. |
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He's been wanting to get married |
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It makes sense. |
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He wants to start |
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Check out the cake. |
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There's only |
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You're late. |
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I'm sorry. |
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I just couldn't do it. |
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If you need some more time, |
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No, I don't need |
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I don't ever want to marry you. |
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You know, that information... |
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might have been a little |
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I've been talking to my friends |
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Here it comes. |
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And I think I figured out |
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I'm not in love with Robbie now. |
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I'm in love with Robbie |
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Robbie, the lead singer |
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when I used to come and |
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in your spandex pants... |
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your silk shirt unbuttoned... |
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licking the microphone |
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I still got the spandex. |
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The point is, |
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and I realized I'm about |
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I am never going |
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Why do you need |
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We grew up here. |
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It's the perfect place |
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Living in your sister's |
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while you're off every |
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at a whopping 60 bucks a pop? |
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Once again... |
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things that could have been |
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yesterday! |
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The fact is, |
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You wanted to get married. |
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That's not true. I love you. |
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I want to spend |
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Hey, Linda. |
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You're a bitch. |
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Thanks, Petey. |
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He might have |
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We're looking into it. |
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I got to go. |
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I'm sorry. |
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Ninety-nine Luftballons... |
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Glenn! |
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Don't be so jumpy. |
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These are for you. |
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Thank you. |
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They're beautiful. |
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I have something else for you. |
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Two airplane tickets |
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Oh, my God, Glenn! |
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I know you wanted |
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so I went to the travel agent |
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Glenn, I love you so much... |
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but Las Vegas? I thought-- |
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Jules, it's the romance |
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I just don't want |
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hundreds of people |
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that are just there |
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and all-you-can-eat buffet. |
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They might as well be in Vegas. |
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Las Vegas it is, |
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Are you going to do |
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You're going to act happy |
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I'm happy. |
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All right. |
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Let's get married here. |
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I know that's what you want. |
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Thank you, Glenn. |
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It's more important |
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I promise I will give you |
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and even you'll have |
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It's about time |
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So, how's he doing? |
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I don't know. |
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He's been down in the basement |
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Five days now. |
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I think he's having some kind |
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an episode or something. |
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All right. |
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You do something, because |
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as the brother-in-law |
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I got enough problems already. |
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Shit, |
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Hello? |
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You all right? |
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These sheets are soft. |
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All Tempa-Cheer. |
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You can wash your clothes |
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and the colors |
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-Really? |
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You have to go back to work. |
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There's going to be over |
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at this wedding tonight. |
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I've got nothing |
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I haven't done jack shit |
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Why would any girl |
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Marry you? |
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I'm just trying to get someone |
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Holiday... |
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Celebrate... |
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If we took a holiday... |
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Took some time to celebrate... |
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Come on, let's celebrate. |
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Just one day out of life... |
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It would be... |
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It would be so nice. |
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Everybody spread the word. |
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I live in |
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He just had his heart broken. |
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Why would he even think |
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I don't know. |
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Celebrate. |
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You guys are off |
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I mean... |
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Cindy showed up, |
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you got to be pretty psyched. |
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I'm not paying you to hear |
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I'm paying you to sing. |
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I have a microphone, |
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so you will listen |
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I have to say! |
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It's funny. Some of us |
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Like, take, for instance...me. |
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And I'm pretty sure |
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And that lady |
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And basically |
| 00:26:49 |
But the worst thing is... |
| 00:26:51 |
that me, fatty, |
| 00:26:57 |
and the mutants |
| 00:27:01 |
will never, ever find a way |
| 00:27:04 |
because... |
| 00:27:06 |
apparently, we have |
| 00:27:10 |
the opposite sex. |
| 00:27:13 |
You are the worst wedding singer |
| 00:27:16 |
Sir, one more outburst... |
| 00:27:18 |
I will strangle you |
| 00:27:23 |
Let's cut the stupid cake... |
| 00:27:25 |
because the fat guy's |
| 00:27:27 |
if we don't eat again soon. |
| 00:27:30 |
And while we do that, |
| 00:27:42 |
Cindy and Scott are newlyweds. |
| 00:27:50 |
He loves her... |
| 00:27:53 |
But she loves |
| 00:27:55 |
And he loves somebody else. |
| 00:27:58 |
You just can't win. |
| 00:28:01 |
And so it goes... |
| 00:28:03 |
Until the day you die. |
| 00:28:06 |
This thing they call love... |
| 00:28:08 |
Is gonna make you cry. |
| 00:28:11 |
I hate you. |
| 00:28:12 |
I've had the blues... |
| 00:28:14 |
The reds and the pinks. |
| 00:28:17 |
One thing's for sure... |
| 00:28:20 |
Love stinks? |
| 00:28:21 |
Love stinks. |
| 00:28:45 |
Drug addict! Degenerate! |
| 00:29:16 |
I was wondering |
| 00:29:21 |
Did everybody leave? |
| 00:29:24 |
Pretty much, |
| 00:29:26 |
that are still interviewing |
| 00:29:34 |
I'm going to get |
| 00:29:38 |
So it was |
| 00:29:40 |
Of course things are going |
| 00:29:42 |
A little shaky? |
| 00:29:44 |
I hate the bride. |
| 00:29:48 |
I want them to be miserable, |
| 00:29:51 |
No. You're the best. |
| 00:29:53 |
At what? People eat |
| 00:29:56 |
It's a joke. |
| 00:30:01 |
Glenn and I set the date... |
| 00:30:04 |
so you have to play our wedding. |
| 00:30:08 |
Congratulations. |
| 00:30:11 |
I just can't do it, all right? |
| 00:30:16 |
I'm having an engagement party |
| 00:30:18 |
and I really want |
| 00:30:42 |
Good, you're here. |
| 00:30:44 |
Robbie's here! |
| 00:30:47 |
The kids have been fed, |
| 00:30:49 |
there's ice pops in the freezer, |
| 00:30:52 |
Good. |
| 00:30:53 |
Are you going |
| 00:30:55 |
Yeah, I'll probably go. |
| 00:30:58 |
Come on, Andy, move your ass! |
| 00:31:00 |
Hang on. I'm watching Dallas. |
| 00:31:02 |
I think J.R. might be dead. |
| 00:31:05 |
Good night. |
| 00:31:06 |
-Love you. |
| 00:31:08 |
Time to make the donuts. |
| 00:31:10 |
I made the donuts. |
| 00:31:11 |
Dunkin' donuts-- |
| 00:31:14 |
Uncle Robbie's here. |
| 00:31:18 |
Hey, the Goofball Brothers. |
| 00:31:21 |
ls it true you're in the middle |
| 00:31:26 |
-Who said that? |
| 00:31:29 |
You're eight years old. |
| 00:31:32 |
What are you talking about? |
| 00:31:33 |
Is it true you're gonna end up |
| 00:31:36 |
Cuckoo's nest! |
| 00:31:39 |
Hey, kids. |
| 00:31:43 |
Remember what we talked about? |
| 00:31:47 |
Go over there |
| 00:31:49 |
Can I speak to you for a second? |
| 00:31:51 |
Everybody... |
| 00:31:55 |
I've been thinking |
| 00:31:57 |
and it's all for the best. |
| 00:31:59 |
I know you were |
| 00:32:01 |
but that wears off. |
| 00:32:02 |
Me and your sister, |
| 00:32:06 |
She was very adventurous... |
| 00:32:08 |
and we got into some crazy shit. |
| 00:32:11 |
But now the thrill is gone. |
| 00:32:13 |
If we get a second alone, |
| 00:32:16 |
If it's a special occasion... |
| 00:32:19 |
she might do |
| 00:32:21 |
What? |
| 00:32:23 |
Sometimes she might |
| 00:32:26 |
All right, enough. Go out. |
| 00:32:28 |
I'll take care of the kids. |
| 00:32:31 |
I don't know what I just said, |
| 00:32:43 |
Women got a thing |
| 00:32:44 |
If you want to stay with them, |
| 00:32:49 |
No big deal. There she is. |
| 00:32:51 |
The girl who finally beat me |
| 00:32:53 |
That's right. |
| 00:32:55 |
August 5th |
| 00:32:57 |
We've got a lot of planning |
| 00:32:59 |
Do you think |
| 00:33:01 |
if maybe you took over |
| 00:33:04 |
I'd like to do it together. |
| 00:33:08 |
Yeah, but you like this stuff. |
| 00:33:11 |
It's really not my thing. |
| 00:33:14 |
God forbid I screw up |
| 00:33:16 |
How could I live with myself? |
| 00:33:18 |
He'll be so wasted... |
| 00:33:19 |
he won't know flowers |
| 00:33:25 |
I hear you're gonna have |
| 00:33:27 |
Gonna be all right with that? |
| 00:33:31 |
Nope. Summer. Reruns. |
| 00:33:35 |
Great. |
| 00:33:40 |
All right, nice house. |
| 00:33:43 |
I told you this guy was loaded. |
| 00:33:46 |
I know. In and out, though. |
| 00:33:49 |
Let me just pick up a chick, |
| 00:33:52 |
What do you think |
| 00:33:53 |
I would lose that glove. |
| 00:33:57 |
There's Julia. |
| 00:34:01 |
Let's go say hello. |
| 00:34:04 |
Hi, you guys. |
| 00:34:06 |
I'm so glad you came. |
| 00:34:08 |
Jason, |
| 00:34:10 |
and this is my fiance Glenn. |
| 00:34:13 |
-Congratulations, Glenn. |
| 00:34:15 |
Robbie Hart. |
| 00:34:16 |
I heard what happened |
| 00:34:20 |
That was so cold. |
| 00:34:23 |
No. It felt really good. |
| 00:34:28 |
My parents died when I was 10. |
| 00:34:30 |
Why would we want |
| 00:34:33 |
I don't know. |
| 00:34:34 |
Somebody needs a drink. |
| 00:34:36 |
Actually, |
| 00:34:38 |
I am. |
| 00:34:40 |
Sounds like a plan. |
| 00:34:41 |
Meet me at the bar. |
| 00:34:43 |
Have a few drinks |
| 00:34:47 |
Julia, thanks for inviting us. |
| 00:34:50 |
I'm glad you guys came. |
| 00:34:53 |
but we don't get to talk |
| 00:34:57 |
We should make time to talk, |
| 00:35:01 |
Know what? The first time |
| 00:35:05 |
he told me |
| 00:35:07 |
-Really? |
| 00:35:09 |
Yeah, it is. |
| 00:35:12 |
She was gonna get it, |
| 00:35:15 |
He's teasing. |
| 00:35:17 |
You said you were |
| 00:35:20 |
Give me what, exactly? |
| 00:35:22 |
You're a jerk. |
| 00:35:23 |
What do you mean? |
| 00:35:26 |
So now you're not |
| 00:35:28 |
Very funny. |
| 00:35:30 |
Say hi to your brother Tito. |
| 00:35:36 |
So how are you doing? |
| 00:35:38 |
I'm doing better. I don't know. |
| 00:35:41 |
How are you and Glenn doing |
| 00:35:46 |
Glenn isn't really-- |
| 00:35:50 |
He works on Wall Street. |
| 00:35:54 |
Wall Street--stocks and stuff? |
| 00:35:57 |
Actually, he's in bonds. |
| 00:35:58 |
He barely has time to sleep, |
| 00:36:01 |
so I'm kind of doing this |
| 00:36:03 |
But I went to Marshall's |
| 00:36:06 |
Marshall's? |
| 00:36:09 |
They're cheaper, and |
| 00:36:11 |
All right. |
| 00:36:14 |
It's a shame you won't be |
| 00:36:17 |
We won't get |
| 00:36:18 |
We'll get to hang out. |
| 00:36:21 |
There's other things to do |
| 00:36:26 |
Oy, oy, bar mitzvah... |
| 00:36:28 |
Mazel tov... |
| 00:36:50 |
L'chaim ! |
| 00:36:51 |
Let's keep the fun rolling. |
| 00:37:08 |
Do you really want to hurt me? |
| 00:37:14 |
You seem kind of sad. |
| 00:37:15 |
Why don't you |
| 00:37:17 |
I asked that girl over there. |
| 00:37:21 |
She said she didn't dance |
| 00:37:23 |
Man. That hurts. |
| 00:37:26 |
But why would you want |
| 00:37:29 |
who doesn't want |
| 00:37:33 |
Listen, don't worry. |
| 00:37:35 |
You're gonna meet a girl |
| 00:37:38 |
I promise you. |
| 00:37:40 |
How you guys doing? |
| 00:37:43 |
I want you to meet |
| 00:37:45 |
by the name of Julia Sullivan. |
| 00:37:48 |
Could you come out here |
| 00:37:52 |
Say hi to Julia, everybody. |
| 00:37:53 |
Hello. |
| 00:37:54 |
Now, who of you out there |
| 00:37:57 |
with this fine-looking woman? |
| 00:38:02 |
I'd like to do more |
| 00:38:06 |
Wow, Julia. |
| 00:38:08 |
Sounds to me |
| 00:38:10 |
of any man in this room |
| 00:38:12 |
so I want you |
| 00:38:15 |
and find amongst all these |
| 00:38:19 |
the coolest, most un-losery guy |
| 00:38:24 |
Pick me. |
| 00:38:28 |
Please pick me. |
| 00:38:40 |
May I have this dance? |
| 00:38:47 |
OK, pal, have fun. |
| 00:38:57 |
I can only give you love... |
| 00:39:00 |
That lasts forever... |
| 00:39:02 |
And a promise to be near... |
| 00:39:06 |
Each time you call... |
| 00:39:09 |
And the only heart I own... |
| 00:39:14 |
For you and you alone... |
| 00:39:17 |
That's all. |
| 00:39:22 |
All I have are these arms... |
| 00:39:26 |
To enfold you. |
| 00:39:29 |
And a love |
| 00:39:35 |
Take it, George. |
| 00:40:09 |
Come here, Big Red. |
| 00:40:15 |
If you're wondering |
| 00:40:18 |
In return, dear... |
| 00:40:21 |
You'll be glad to know... |
| 00:40:23 |
That my demands are small. |
| 00:40:28 |
Say it's me |
| 00:40:32 |
For now and ever more. |
| 00:40:35 |
That's all. |
| 00:40:42 |
To the new lord of the ladies! |
| 00:40:46 |
You're a lovely dancer. |
| 00:40:55 |
-Are you gonna tell Glenn? |
| 00:40:58 |
About you and that kid |
| 00:41:01 |
He did have very strong |
| 00:41:04 |
I could see that. |
| 00:41:05 |
By the way, thank you for |
| 00:41:09 |
His flowers were beautiful, |
| 00:41:11 |
Good. I'm glad. |
| 00:41:13 |
And a new girl in town... |
| 00:41:14 |
could certainly use that kind |
| 00:41:17 |
You got Holly |
| 00:41:19 |
My mother lives 50 miles away... |
| 00:41:22 |
and Holly's |
| 00:41:24 |
so that really only leaves |
| 00:41:32 |
I would, but, you know, |
| 00:41:36 |
I understand. |
| 00:41:38 |
I just don't know |
| 00:41:40 |
I'm afraid I'm gonna pay $500 |
| 00:41:44 |
I really gotta concentrate |
| 00:41:48 |
There's only four Jewish |
| 00:41:56 |
All right. |
| 00:42:01 |
I have never done it |
| 00:42:04 |
I know for a fact you gave |
| 00:42:08 |
I did not. |
| 00:42:10 |
Faye, look at me. |
| 00:42:12 |
Look me in the eyes. |
| 00:42:15 |
Don't look away. Did you |
| 00:42:22 |
OK. Just that one time. |
| 00:42:25 |
Can I say something? |
| 00:42:28 |
I deal with a lot of people, |
| 00:42:31 |
You're gonna make it. |
| 00:42:34 |
How do you know? |
| 00:42:35 |
You can just look at a couple... |
| 00:42:38 |
and you can tell right away... |
| 00:42:40 |
they're gonna |
| 00:42:42 |
Like Donald and Ivana... |
| 00:42:45 |
and Woody and Mia... |
| 00:42:48 |
and Burt and Loni. |
| 00:42:51 |
We're not getting married. |
| 00:42:53 |
That's right. Actually, |
| 00:42:56 |
So that's it. |
| 00:43:00 |
The weird thing is, |
| 00:43:02 |
we didn't get along 'cause |
| 00:43:10 |
We're gonna go now. |
| 00:43:12 |
Your ass is grass. |
| 00:43:15 |
I'm telling Mom |
| 00:43:22 |
Yes, it's ladies' night... |
| 00:43:23 |
And the feeling's right. |
| 00:43:26 |
Yes, it's ladies' night. |
| 00:43:27 |
Oh, what a... |
| 00:43:29 |
Oh, what a night. |
| 00:43:30 |
Yes, it's ladies' night... |
| 00:43:32 |
And the feeling's right. |
| 00:43:33 |
I've never seen it from |
| 00:43:36 |
Is this what I look like? |
| 00:43:38 |
No. You're much better |
| 00:43:40 |
He's ridiculous. |
| 00:43:42 |
One... |
| 00:43:47 |
Romantic lady... |
| 00:43:51 |
Single baby... |
| 00:43:55 |
Sophisticated mama... |
| 00:43:59 |
Come on, you disco lady. |
| 00:44:04 |
Send me a line, mama. |
| 00:44:05 |
Yes, it's ladies' night. |
| 00:44:07 |
Oh, what a night! |
| 00:44:09 |
Chaka Khan! |
| 00:44:11 |
Thank you. |
| 00:44:13 |
saying that ain't |
| 00:44:15 |
Take four, everybody. |
| 00:44:18 |
Jimmy, that was really good. |
| 00:44:20 |
No. Thank you. |
| 00:44:21 |
-For what? |
| 00:44:24 |
Or...should I thank Linda? |
| 00:44:28 |
My business has tripled. |
| 00:44:32 |
You've just inspired |
| 00:44:37 |
so thank you. |
| 00:44:42 |
Good luck finding a D.J. who can |
| 00:44:53 |
How did you become |
| 00:44:56 |
I think I got into it |
| 00:44:59 |
until my music career took off. |
| 00:45:01 |
And you wanted to be |
| 00:45:03 |
I kind of just wanted |
| 00:45:07 |
That's the hardest thing, |
| 00:45:10 |
A song that |
| 00:45:13 |
they go, "Ohh, I know |
| 00:45:15 |
"when he wrote that." |
| 00:45:17 |
Have you written anything |
| 00:45:18 |
Yeah, I guess. |
| 00:45:20 |
Will you play it for me? |
| 00:45:22 |
You don't want to hear it. |
| 00:45:24 |
I'm sure it is. |
| 00:45:25 |
I wrote half of it |
| 00:45:29 |
and I wrote the other half |
| 00:45:32 |
so it's a little uneven, |
| 00:45:34 |
I don't mind. |
| 00:45:37 |
Yeah, all right. |
| 00:45:46 |
I just want to warn you |
| 00:45:50 |
I was listening |
| 00:45:54 |
Here we go. |
| 00:45:57 |
You don't know... |
| 00:46:00 |
How much... |
| 00:46:02 |
I need you. |
| 00:46:04 |
While you're near me... |
| 00:46:09 |
I don't feel blue. |
| 00:46:13 |
And when we kiss... |
| 00:46:17 |
I know you need me, too. |
| 00:46:21 |
I can't believe |
| 00:46:25 |
That's so pure and true... |
| 00:46:30 |
But it all was bullshit. |
| 00:46:33 |
It was a goddamn joke... |
| 00:46:38 |
And when |
| 00:46:42 |
I hope you fuckin' choke. |
| 00:46:46 |
I hope you're glad... |
| 00:46:51 |
With what you've done to me. |
| 00:46:55 |
I lay in bed... |
| 00:46:56 |
All day long... |
| 00:46:59 |
Feeling melancholy. |
| 00:47:02 |
You left me here... |
| 00:47:05 |
All alone... |
| 00:47:07 |
Tears running constantly. |
| 00:47:10 |
Oh, somebody kill me, please. |
| 00:47:19 |
I'm on my knees. |
| 00:47:21 |
Pretty, pretty please. |
| 00:47:23 |
Kill me. |
| 00:47:26 |
I want to die. |
| 00:47:30 |
Put a bullet in my head. |
| 00:47:39 |
I liked it. |
| 00:47:42 |
He's losing his mind... |
| 00:47:47 |
and I'm reaping |
| 00:48:00 |
Thank you for the ice cream. |
| 00:48:04 |
It's my pleasure. |
| 00:48:06 |
I feel weird |
| 00:48:07 |
We came here all the time. |
| 00:48:11 |
May I ask what happened |
| 00:48:13 |
She wasn't the right one, |
| 00:48:18 |
Did you have any idea |
| 00:48:21 |
when you were together? |
| 00:48:24 |
I should have. |
| 00:48:28 |
I remember we went |
| 00:48:30 |
We were flying there, |
| 00:48:32 |
and Linda had, |
| 00:48:36 |
that she would give me |
| 00:48:38 |
but she didn't. |
| 00:48:40 |
Not that that's a big deal, |
| 00:48:43 |
But there were a lot of |
| 00:48:45 |
-l know that sounds stupid. |
| 00:48:48 |
I think it's |
| 00:48:50 |
How did you know |
| 00:48:55 |
The right one. |
| 00:48:57 |
I always just envisioned |
| 00:49:00 |
being someone I could |
| 00:49:07 |
And Glenn will be a really |
| 00:49:11 |
like Blake Carrington. |
| 00:49:13 |
I'm gonna probably |
| 00:50:22 |
Of course |
| 00:50:24 |
He's your best friend and |
| 00:50:30 |
Yeah. I just like |
| 00:50:36 |
Wow. Look at him go. |
| 00:50:41 |
Better move it, man. |
| 00:50:45 |
You're not gonna make it. |
| 00:50:54 |
You hit 2 cones. |
| 00:50:57 |
Those could have been |
| 00:51:00 |
They were cones. |
| 00:51:16 |
That was fun today. |
| 00:51:19 |
That was fun. |
| 00:51:21 |
-l got the job, right? |
| 00:51:23 |
It's August 5th, |
| 00:51:26 |
Someone left a jacket |
| 00:51:28 |
That's Julia's jacket. |
| 00:51:31 |
Remember? |
| 00:51:34 |
She said it's not |
| 00:51:35 |
-Uh-oh. |
| 00:51:38 |
-You like her. |
| 00:51:41 |
Of course you do. She's |
| 00:51:43 |
You talk about her ass again, |
| 00:51:46 |
Anyway, she told me |
| 00:51:49 |
Really? |
| 00:51:51 |
She said that? |
| 00:51:55 |
Think about it. |
| 00:51:56 |
It's gonna be your first |
| 00:51:58 |
It's perfectly acceptable |
| 00:52:01 |
I just would not want |
| 00:52:04 |
in front of God |
| 00:52:06 |
It would gross them out |
| 00:52:09 |
No one will ever solve that. |
| 00:52:17 |
You forgot |
| 00:52:19 |
Thank you for bringing it back. |
| 00:52:22 |
Yeah, it was. |
| 00:52:23 |
I'll see you later, all right? |
| 00:52:26 |
Hey, wait a second. |
| 00:52:28 |
Maybe...he can help us. |
| 00:52:31 |
You're the expert on this. |
| 00:52:33 |
We were just having a debate |
| 00:52:35 |
I say that it's OK for it |
| 00:52:38 |
And I say that it's |
| 00:52:41 |
where people dress up, |
| 00:52:43 |
-l see. |
| 00:52:45 |
Thin, tight mouth, |
| 00:52:48 |
No. Thin, partially open. |
| 00:52:52 |
No tongues, over. |
| 00:52:53 |
No tongue? Please. There |
| 00:52:57 |
Maybe a little tongue. |
| 00:52:59 |
Not porno tongue. |
| 00:53:01 |
Church tongue. I like that. |
| 00:53:03 |
Church tongue? What is that? |
| 00:53:05 |
I don't know |
| 00:53:08 |
Well, show me. |
| 00:53:13 |
Not on me. |
| 00:53:16 |
You don't mind, do you? |
| 00:53:19 |
Come on, just hold still. |
| 00:53:27 |
Come on. |
| 00:53:34 |
I'm gonna have to see it |
| 00:53:39 |
Well, if it's for |
| 00:53:42 |
Good. OK. |
| 00:53:45 |
I now pronounce you |
| 00:53:48 |
You may kiss the bride. |
| 00:54:17 |
Wow. |
| 00:54:19 |
That...was...great. |
| 00:54:23 |
Julia, you should do that |
| 00:54:27 |
I gave her the jacket. |
| 00:54:29 |
Hey, Jules. Hey, Holly. |
| 00:54:34 |
I kissed her, |
| 00:54:36 |
I just brought her the jacket. |
| 00:54:40 |
Kissed who? |
| 00:54:43 |
Oh, me. |
| 00:54:44 |
Who hasn't? |
| 00:54:48 |
I got you something. |
| 00:54:53 |
Cost me 700 bucks... |
| 00:54:54 |
but the sound quality |
| 00:54:57 |
You want to play a record? |
| 00:54:59 |
Jules, it doesn't play records. |
| 00:55:02 |
It's a CD player. |
| 00:55:05 |
I'll be upstairs hooking it up. |
| 00:55:06 |
Oh, my God, Robbie |
| 00:55:12 |
I think |
| 00:55:18 |
Yeah, why not? |
| 00:55:20 |
You're single, and he's single. |
| 00:55:25 |
If you don't want me to, |
| 00:55:28 |
Why would I not want you to? |
| 00:55:30 |
Good, then I'm going out |
| 00:55:32 |
Who you going out with? |
| 00:55:35 |
Good. |
| 00:55:38 |
Excuse me. |
| 00:55:39 |
Just because he's going out with me |
| 00:55:45 |
All right, he probably will. |
| 00:55:47 |
Do you think |
| 00:55:49 |
Jules is chums with him. |
| 00:55:52 |
You know what would be fun? |
| 00:56:07 |
Sure you know |
| 00:56:09 |
Don't worry, you've got to stay in shape |
| 00:56:14 |
That way, your husband knows |
| 00:56:17 |
Yeah, well just don't drop a |
| 00:56:21 |
So, you still haven't been dating |
| 00:56:26 |
No, not yet. |
| 00:56:29 |
Is it your confidence? |
| 00:56:32 |
Are you nervous about |
| 00:56:35 |
What? |
| 00:56:37 |
Are you nervous about |
| 00:56:40 |
You were comfortable |
| 00:56:42 |
...but now you might have to |
| 00:56:47 |
What's the matter with you? |
| 00:56:50 |
You know I was at your |
| 00:56:54 |
And I saw it. |
| 00:56:56 |
It wasn't huge |
| 00:57:00 |
Don't worry about it. |
| 00:57:03 |
Next subject, quick! |
| 00:57:04 |
It had good shape. |
| 00:57:07 |
And when they cut the extra skin off, |
| 00:57:12 |
Well, that's great. Geez. |
| 00:57:15 |
I'm gonna ask a girl |
| 00:57:17 |
Well, let me help you |
| 00:57:21 |
Now, I'll be a young |
| 00:57:24 |
So, ask me out. |
| 00:57:26 |
I don't wanna do this. |
| 00:57:28 |
Hello sir. |
| 00:57:29 |
Hello. |
| 00:57:30 |
Is there something |
| 00:57:34 |
Ok, would you like to go |
| 00:57:38 |
No... |
| 00:57:39 |
...your |
| 00:57:43 |
I'm kidding, I'm kidding. |
| 00:57:46 |
As I said, |
| 00:57:48 |
Ok. |
| 00:57:50 |
Robbie, you'll know |
| 00:57:53 |
Because it's not |
| 00:57:56 |
It's how she makes |
| 00:58:03 |
That makes a lot of sense. |
| 00:58:05 |
All that other |
| 00:58:07 |
But that |
| 00:58:11 |
Look who we have here. |
| 00:58:13 |
The precious angel. |
| 00:58:17 |
How are the lessons going? |
| 00:58:19 |
Well, I think I'm starting |
| 00:58:21 |
Yeah, she's starting to scaring |
| 00:58:25 |
Oh, Robbie, |
| 00:58:28 |
You two talk. |
| 00:58:30 |
I'm gonna do some |
| 00:58:33 |
Ok. |
| 00:58:35 |
Everything all right? |
| 00:58:36 |
Yeah, actually, uhm, I came |
| 00:58:40 |
Yes, what's up? |
| 00:58:42 |
Um... |
| 00:58:46 |
Would you like to go |
| 00:58:52 |
Oh yeah, you want me to |
| 00:58:56 |
Yeah. |
| 00:58:58 |
It'll be a double date, |
| 00:59:01 |
Oh yeah. |
| 00:59:04 |
Oh yeah, Holly is nice. |
| 00:59:06 |
Yeah. |
| 00:59:08 |
And, she's single, |
| 00:59:14 |
Yeah. |
| 00:59:06 |
Yeah. |
| 00:59:16 |
Come on, |
| 00:59:18 |
Yeah, sounds like fun. |
| 00:59:50 |
Robbie, |
| 00:59:53 |
Thank you. |
| 00:59:54 |
I like these rubber bracelets. |
| 00:59:57 |
Yeah, that's the idea. |
| 01:00:05 |
Here you go. |
| 01:00:06 |
So, Robbie, |
| 01:00:09 |
I'm actually working |
| 01:00:13 |
You should look |
| 01:00:15 |
-That's where the money is. |
| 01:00:17 |
No, Jules, |
| 01:00:20 |
Do I tell people |
| 01:00:24 |
My grandmother gave me |
| 01:00:28 |
I get $25 in 1993, |
| 01:00:35 |
So we totally |
| 01:00:38 |
Don't you think |
| 01:00:41 |
David Bowie playing. |
| 01:00:44 |
I think he's coming to town |
| 01:00:46 |
I love David Bowie. |
| 01:00:49 |
When I get excited... |
| 01:00:52 |
My little China girl... |
| 01:00:55 |
She says, "Oh, baby, |
| 01:01:01 |
Shut your mouth. All right. |
| 01:01:03 |
We all know the words. |
| 01:01:05 |
God, I love David Bowie. |
| 01:01:08 |
You think the "time to make |
| 01:01:11 |
That guy is funny. |
| 01:01:13 |
You know who else |
| 01:01:20 |
That's good. |
| 01:01:22 |
I gotta go to the bathroom. |
| 01:01:23 |
Excuse us, guys. |
| 01:01:29 |
She'll feel better |
| 01:01:31 |
I hope so. |
| 01:01:43 |
So... |
| 01:01:46 |
Sunday's the big day, huh? |
| 01:01:47 |
I don't even know |
| 01:01:49 |
It's Gulia. |
| 01:01:53 |
Julia's last name |
| 01:01:56 |
Julia Gulia. That's funny. |
| 01:01:58 |
Why is that funny? |
| 01:02:01 |
I don't know. |
| 01:02:09 |
Are you excited? |
| 01:02:12 |
Yeah. She's paid her dues, |
| 01:02:15 |
I owe it to her to get married. |
| 01:02:17 |
You had the Long Island |
| 01:02:19 |
Plus, you know, you probably... |
| 01:02:23 |
you want to get married. |
| 01:02:26 |
I don't want to break up. |
| 01:02:28 |
Plus, she was with me |
| 01:02:30 |
so I know I can trust her. |
| 01:02:39 |
That is a luscious ass |
| 01:02:41 |
My God. |
| 01:02:45 |
That's Grade-A, |
| 01:02:47 |
Like to bite |
| 01:02:50 |
Chew on it. |
| 01:02:52 |
But we can't get chicks |
| 01:02:54 |
We're too old. |
| 01:02:55 |
Speak for yourself. |
| 01:02:57 |
I can still get chicks |
| 01:02:59 |
Not that hot, though, right? |
| 01:03:02 |
I've gotten hotter. |
| 01:03:04 |
10 years ago. |
| 01:03:07 |
Try 10 days ago. |
| 01:03:11 |
Really? |
| 01:03:12 |
As hot as that? |
| 01:03:15 |
Hotter and younger. |
| 01:03:19 |
How do you do it, man? |
| 01:03:21 |
How do you do it |
| 01:03:26 |
Julia is totally preoccupied |
| 01:03:28 |
She doesn't know |
| 01:03:30 |
Oh, man. |
| 01:03:32 |
You know what sucks, though? |
| 01:03:34 |
Once you get married, |
| 01:03:38 |
I work in the city, man. |
| 01:03:41 |
And I work long hours. |
| 01:03:44 |
Yeah, that's something. |
| 01:03:48 |
Julia's feeling |
| 01:03:50 |
Told you she was gonna yak. |
| 01:03:52 |
Yeah, you called it. |
| 01:03:54 |
Why don't you go get your car |
| 01:04:03 |
Oh, God. I forgot my purse. |
| 01:04:04 |
Do me a favor and put her |
| 01:04:07 |
-No problem. |
| 01:04:13 |
I puked. |
| 01:04:15 |
OK. Don't worry. |
| 01:04:17 |
I vomited in my hair. |
| 01:04:19 |
All right. |
| 01:04:20 |
Does my hair smell bad? |
| 01:04:28 |
No, it smells good, actually. |
| 01:04:31 |
Just feel better, all right? |
| 01:04:40 |
Hi, Glenn. |
| 01:04:46 |
Don't puke in the car, |
| 01:04:50 |
It'll stink for a week. |
| 01:05:17 |
What do you think of Glenn? |
| 01:05:20 |
Yeah, he better be. |
| 01:05:23 |
Who cares about Glenn? |
| 01:05:26 |
You know what |
| 01:05:28 |
What? |
| 01:05:29 |
That soft kiss |
| 01:05:34 |
It looked really nice. |
| 01:05:38 |
Did it feel good? |
| 01:05:42 |
I don't know. |
| 01:05:45 |
I don't remember. |
| 01:05:46 |
Could I refresh your memory? |
| 01:06:01 |
Yummy. |
| 01:06:06 |
So you know Julia's |
| 01:06:12 |
Look, Robbie, |
| 01:06:15 |
and I know |
| 01:06:18 |
so I'm gonna make this |
| 01:06:24 |
If you come upstairs, |
| 01:06:28 |
Wow. |
| 01:06:31 |
Nobody's ever said that |
| 01:06:35 |
I just--I'm telling you... |
| 01:06:37 |
my head's kind of a mess |
| 01:06:41 |
Julia's staying |
| 01:06:45 |
Does she stay over there a lot? |
| 01:06:49 |
Really? |
| 01:06:54 |
Oh, my God. |
| 01:06:56 |
What? |
| 01:06:57 |
I can't believe |
| 01:07:04 |
You've got a thing for Julia. |
| 01:07:06 |
Oh, no, I don't. |
| 01:07:09 |
I think she's |
| 01:07:10 |
but she's marrying |
| 01:07:12 |
You know why |
| 01:07:19 |
The money thing? |
| 01:07:21 |
Security? A nice house? |
| 01:07:24 |
I guess that's important |
| 01:07:26 |
No, it's... |
| 01:07:28 |
It's not important |
| 01:07:32 |
It's important to all people. |
| 01:07:34 |
Really? Then I guess |
| 01:07:38 |
Morning, sunshine. |
| 01:07:43 |
I have a bad headache. |
| 01:07:45 |
A really bad headache. |
| 01:07:47 |
Can I cook you |
| 01:07:52 |
How was your bottle of rum |
| 01:07:57 |
I didn't vomit on you, did l? |
| 01:08:01 |
A little on my shoe, |
| 01:08:05 |
Good. |
| 01:08:09 |
So, did anything happen |
| 01:08:16 |
A kiss. |
| 01:08:19 |
Did you kiss him, |
| 01:08:21 |
I kissed him. |
| 01:08:23 |
And then what? |
| 01:08:24 |
Nothing. |
| 01:08:28 |
He sure doesn't |
| 01:08:32 |
Really? What did he say? |
| 01:08:35 |
That Glenn's a jerk-off. |
| 01:08:41 |
Why would he say that? |
| 01:08:43 |
Who knows? |
| 01:08:45 |
Don't worry. I told him |
| 01:08:50 |
Why did you tell him |
| 01:08:52 |
Because you love him... |
| 01:08:54 |
and because... |
| 01:08:59 |
because with Glenn, |
| 01:09:02 |
But that's not |
| 01:09:07 |
Then why are you? |
| 01:09:25 |
Hi, Rosie. How are you? |
| 01:09:27 |
Fine, dear. |
| 01:09:28 |
Is Robbie here? |
| 01:09:31 |
No, Julia. |
| 01:09:34 |
But it's Thursday. |
| 01:09:37 |
Not anymore. |
| 01:09:39 |
Now that he's gone to the city |
| 01:09:41 |
he doesn't have time |
| 01:09:43 |
Why do you think you'd be |
| 01:09:46 |
I'm ready to work hard... |
| 01:09:48 |
and when I put my mind |
| 01:09:50 |
I'll go all the way |
| 01:09:53 |
Do you have any experience? |
| 01:09:55 |
I have no experience, |
| 01:09:58 |
I like it. I use it. |
| 01:10:02 |
I keep it in a jar |
| 01:10:04 |
I'd like to put more in it. |
| 01:10:09 |
He wants to make money. |
| 01:10:11 |
Live in a nice house |
| 01:10:17 |
You can't expect him to live |
| 01:10:21 |
and the nipple-twisting |
| 01:10:24 |
I thank you for your time. |
| 01:10:25 |
Actually, sir, I need this job |
| 01:10:28 |
Will you leave now, please? |
| 01:10:30 |
You don't even have |
| 01:10:32 |
If you could give me some cards |
| 01:10:34 |
I think that might help. |
| 01:10:35 |
I'm gonna try |
| 01:10:38 |
Tell him I'll give him a raise. |
| 01:10:40 |
Three meatballs a lesson. |
| 01:10:43 |
How about this? |
| 01:10:44 |
10 singing lessons |
| 01:10:47 |
Thank you very much. |
| 01:11:12 |
Hey, Julia. |
| 01:11:15 |
I went by Rosie's to find you. |
| 01:11:18 |
I'm not doing that anymore. |
| 01:11:21 |
I thought that teaching |
| 01:11:25 |
It was, but now I'm doing |
| 01:11:28 |
to better my situation. |
| 01:11:30 |
Sounds kind of selfish. |
| 01:11:33 |
It's not selfish. There's |
| 01:11:36 |
I'm trying to get |
| 01:11:37 |
But you don't want to be |
| 01:11:40 |
What's wrong with that? |
| 01:11:41 |
Don't want to live in |
| 01:11:44 |
I want to get a big house, |
| 01:11:48 |
Can't do that doing favors |
| 01:11:50 |
getting paid in meatballs. |
| 01:11:52 |
But you're above |
| 01:11:54 |
I don't know. We're living |
| 01:11:57 |
and I am a material girl. |
| 01:12:00 |
No, you're not. |
| 01:12:02 |
What about you? |
| 01:12:06 |
What do you mean? |
| 01:12:07 |
You're marrying Glenn |
| 01:12:18 |
You asshole. |
| 01:12:32 |
Oh, my gosh. |
| 01:12:35 |
I am an asshole! |
| 01:12:40 |
You're going |
| 01:12:42 |
Beat it! |
| 01:13:07 |
-Rudy. |
| 01:13:09 |
Give me the same, please. |
| 01:13:15 |
What's up? |
| 01:13:16 |
-There he is. |
| 01:13:18 |
You know something? |
| 01:13:21 |
You were right. |
| 01:13:22 |
What have I been so right about? |
| 01:13:25 |
Women. |
| 01:13:29 |
You get emotionally involved, |
| 01:13:31 |
What do they do to you? |
| 01:13:34 |
They rip your heart |
| 01:13:37 |
That's right. |
| 01:13:39 |
Did something happen with Julia? |
| 01:13:42 |
I went on |
| 01:13:45 |
And the moron |
| 01:13:47 |
actually tells me |
| 01:13:50 |
But can I tell her? |
| 01:13:52 |
No. Who am l |
| 01:13:55 |
You need a prostitute. |
| 01:14:02 |
Anyways...I'm confused. |
| 01:14:06 |
Because you like her. |
| 01:14:11 |
I think I'm in love with her. |
| 01:14:15 |
But I gotta get that |
| 01:14:21 |
From now on, |
| 01:14:24 |
I'm gonna be with |
| 01:14:26 |
and then I'll send them packin'. |
| 01:14:28 |
Sounds like you got it |
| 01:14:30 |
I'm gonna have to give them |
| 01:14:34 |
because I'll feel bad |
| 01:14:36 |
but after that, |
| 01:14:39 |
That's it, man, |
| 01:14:42 |
We are gonna be free and happy |
| 01:14:50 |
I'm not happy. |
| 01:14:53 |
What? |
| 01:14:55 |
I grew up idolizing guys... |
| 01:14:59 |
like Fonzie |
| 01:15:01 |
'cause they got |
| 01:15:02 |
You know what happened to Fonzie |
| 01:15:05 |
I read that Fonzie |
| 01:15:09 |
and Barbarino, I think, |
| 01:15:13 |
I didn't see it yet. |
| 01:15:14 |
Their shows got canceled |
| 01:15:19 |
a 50-year-old guy |
| 01:15:23 |
What are you saying? |
| 01:15:24 |
What I'm saying is, |
| 01:15:27 |
is someone to hold me... |
| 01:15:29 |
and tell me that everything |
| 01:15:35 |
Everything is |
| 01:15:42 |
If you found someone |
| 01:15:44 |
you can't let her get away. |
| 01:15:48 |
You're right, man. |
| 01:15:51 |
Don't tell anyone what I said. |
| 01:15:57 |
Mom. |
| 01:16:00 |
Do you really like Glenn? |
| 01:16:02 |
Oh, sure, honey. |
| 01:16:05 |
He's rich, he's charming, |
| 01:16:07 |
and now he's really got it all |
| 01:16:14 |
Honey, what's the matter? |
| 01:16:18 |
I don't know if |
| 01:16:21 |
Why? What happened? |
| 01:16:28 |
I just don't know |
| 01:16:33 |
And I've been spending |
| 01:16:36 |
with this other man, |
| 01:16:39 |
The wedding singer? |
| 01:16:42 |
You're thinking of leaving |
| 01:16:46 |
I don't know |
| 01:16:49 |
I'm confused. |
| 01:16:50 |
I know, sweetie. |
| 01:16:52 |
You've got what is known |
| 01:16:56 |
Everybody has 'em. I had 'em. |
| 01:16:59 |
Course, I should have run |
| 01:17:01 |
instead of marrying your father, |
| 01:17:04 |
He's a keeper. |
| 01:17:07 |
You're gonna marry Glenn |
| 01:17:10 |
You're gonna love him... |
| 01:17:12 |
and everything's |
| 01:17:18 |
Where's your veil? |
| 01:17:20 |
I'll go get it. |
| 01:17:48 |
Hi. Nice to meet you. |
| 01:17:51 |
I'm Mrs. Glenn Gulia. |
| 01:17:55 |
Hello. It's nice to meet you. |
| 01:18:04 |
Right when I wake up |
| 01:18:06 |
you're the first person |
| 01:18:08 |
I keep thinking |
| 01:18:11 |
It's nice to meet you. |
| 01:18:25 |
I'm pleased to meet you. |
| 01:18:28 |
I'm Mrs. Robbie Hart. |
| 01:18:31 |
Robbie and I are so pleased |
| 01:19:11 |
Pretty good? |
| 01:19:15 |
What happened? |
| 01:19:16 |
She just looked way too happy. |
| 01:19:20 |
I'm sorry, man. |
| 01:19:23 |
Hey, Rudy. Get Robbie a double. |
| 01:19:25 |
Actually, Rudy, |
| 01:19:28 |
I brought my own. |
| 01:19:29 |
You can't drink that in here. |
| 01:19:31 |
All right. |
| 01:19:33 |
I'll finish up in the alley. |
| 01:19:46 |
It's the wedding singer. |
| 01:19:49 |
Hey, Glenn. What's up? |
| 01:19:51 |
I heard you couldn't |
| 01:19:54 |
What's the matter with that? |
| 01:19:56 |
You like women, right? |
| 01:19:58 |
Not as much as you do, I guess. |
| 01:20:00 |
We're gonna have a little |
| 01:20:03 |
You want to come |
| 01:20:05 |
You're ridiculous, man. |
| 01:20:08 |
Stop all this |
| 01:20:10 |
She's a good girl. |
| 01:20:12 |
Hey, asswipe... |
| 01:20:15 |
don't go snitchin' |
| 01:20:17 |
I know you got |
| 01:20:19 |
but you gotta face the facts. |
| 01:20:21 |
She'd rather go to bed |
| 01:20:24 |
not some poor singing orphan. |
| 01:20:28 |
All right, shithead. |
| 01:20:31 |
since I was |
| 01:20:32 |
but I beat the shit |
| 01:20:35 |
so now I'm gonna beat |
| 01:20:38 |
What are you doing? |
| 01:20:40 |
I'm sorry. |
| 01:20:42 |
I used to be much stronger. |
| 01:20:52 |
Why don't you write |
| 01:20:54 |
You can call it... |
| 01:20:55 |
"l got punched in the nose... |
| 01:20:58 |
"for stickin' my face |
| 01:21:05 |
Way to go. |
| 01:21:07 |
Sounds like a country song. |
| 01:21:25 |
Kiss my grits. |
| 01:21:34 |
I can see that you're drunk, |
| 01:21:38 |
I'm still gonna tell you this. |
| 01:21:41 |
I really miss you, |
| 01:21:45 |
I don't want |
| 01:21:49 |
You're not alone anymore. |
| 01:21:51 |
Linda's back. |
| 01:22:37 |
Can I help you? |
| 01:22:43 |
Is Robbie here? |
| 01:22:46 |
I'm afraid he's indisposed. |
| 01:22:52 |
Shower. |
| 01:22:57 |
You must be Linda. |
| 01:22:59 |
Yeah, that's me... |
| 01:23:02 |
Who are you? |
| 01:23:04 |
I'm Julia Sullivan. |
| 01:23:08 |
Would you tell him |
| 01:23:10 |
Oh, yeah, |
| 01:23:12 |
It's Julia. |
| 01:23:31 |
Wake up, sleepyhead. |
| 01:23:34 |
This is the first day |
| 01:23:39 |
Wake me up... |
| 01:23:40 |
Before you go-go. |
| 01:23:42 |
Don't leave me hanging on |
| 01:23:58 |
What are you doing here? |
| 01:24:01 |
Well, you passed out, |
| 01:24:05 |
What? |
| 01:24:09 |
I told you last night. |
| 01:24:12 |
and I want to take |
| 01:24:14 |
I can learn |
| 01:24:15 |
that you're a wedding singer |
| 01:24:19 |
You can learn to deal with that? |
| 01:24:20 |
I don't want you to learn |
| 01:24:23 |
That's not how it works. Jeez! |
| 01:24:30 |
Maybe we should talk about this |
| 01:24:32 |
Hey, psycho... |
| 01:24:35 |
I'm not gonna feel |
| 01:24:36 |
It's over. |
| 01:24:38 |
Now please get out |
| 01:24:41 |
before you jinx the band |
| 01:24:48 |
So you're still pissed |
| 01:25:03 |
Glenn, good morning. |
| 01:25:09 |
Hey, baby. |
| 01:25:11 |
You gonna make breakfast in bed? |
| 01:25:15 |
Actually, I've been doing |
| 01:25:19 |
I don't need a big wedding... |
| 01:25:21 |
and I think |
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making you do something |
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You wanna go to Vegas? |
| 01:25:34 |
All right. Let's go. |
| 01:25:40 |
There were bells... |
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On a hill... |
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But I never heard them ringing. |
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No, I never heard |
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'Til there was you. |
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And there was music... |
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And there were wonderful roses. |
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They tell me... |
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In sweet... |
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Fragrant meadows... |
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Of dawn and dew. |
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There was love... |
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All around... |
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Flight number 1156 |
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We'd like to ask passengers |
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I never heard it at all... |
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'Til there was you. |
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I just always |
| 01:26:55 |
being someone |
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I know. I'll go get the car. |
| 01:27:08 |
Rosie, congratulations. |
| 01:27:10 |
I gotta go take care |
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I know you do. Go get her. |
| 01:27:14 |
All right. |
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-l need to talk to you. |
| 01:27:18 |
-Are you back with Linda? |
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Julia. |
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to tell you she was |
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and Linda answered the door |
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She was so upset... |
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she and Glenn |
| 01:27:31 |
What do you mean? They're |
| 01:27:33 |
Apparently, |
| 01:27:38 |
I said, hip, hop... |
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A-hippie to the hippie |
| 01:27:41 |
You don't stop rockin' |
| 01:27:43 |
Say, up comes the boogie... |
| 01:27:44 |
To the rhythm |
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We're now ready |
| 01:27:48 |
That's it, sweetie. |
| 01:27:52 |
This is a great idea. |
| 01:27:55 |
You want to do some |
| 01:27:57 |
or just get married? |
| 01:27:58 |
I just want to get married. |
| 01:28:00 |
You're never going to find her. |
| 01:28:02 |
There's got to be a million |
| 01:28:04 |
-Does anybody have a pen? |
| 01:28:06 |
I got a good idea for a song. |
| 01:28:08 |
-Here. |
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Thank you. |
| 01:28:17 |
Hey, I'm sorry. |
| 01:28:18 |
Can I help you? |
| 01:28:19 |
I need a ticket |
| 01:28:23 |
We only have one seat left |
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The next flight |
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Can I borrow |
| 01:28:32 |
You're going |
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No, but if you don't |
| 01:28:36 |
I'm going to tell everybody |
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Thanks. |
| 01:28:40 |
That was really nice of you. |
| 01:28:43 |
Thanks. |
| 01:28:44 |
Do you like |
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I can see you do. |
| 01:28:48 |
-Wish me luck. |
| 01:29:01 |
Do you mind |
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and I sat in the window seat? |
| 01:29:06 |
I hate the aisle seat. |
| 01:29:08 |
Every time that cart comes by, |
| 01:29:10 |
Your arms are smaller |
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I know. I just never saw |
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Tell you what. |
| 01:29:22 |
How about I let you lean over me |
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Thank you. |
| 01:29:36 |
Hot towel? |
| 01:29:39 |
Thanks. |
| 01:29:51 |
Oh, my. I'm sorry. |
| 01:29:55 |
I've never been |
| 01:29:57 |
My name is Joyce. |
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Thank you. Here. |
| 01:30:07 |
Sir? |
| 01:30:08 |
Is that Billy Idol? |
| 01:30:12 |
-I believe it is. |
| 01:30:14 |
Would you like some champagne |
| 01:30:17 |
How much is it? |
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-It's free. |
| 01:30:21 |
Holy shit, this is incredible. |
| 01:30:24 |
Actually, I shouldn't drink. |
| 01:30:25 |
I fell in love with this girl |
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so I'm on my way to Vegas |
| 01:30:30 |
That's the sweetest thing |
| 01:30:34 |
Where are they getting married? |
| 01:30:35 |
I don't know where... |
| 01:30:36 |
but I'm going to run around |
| 01:30:38 |
I got to do what I got to do. |
| 01:30:50 |
Next time they come by, |
| 01:31:00 |
She comes over to tell me |
| 01:31:02 |
and Linda answers the door... |
| 01:31:04 |
wearing nothing |
| 01:31:06 |
No way. |
| 01:31:08 |
I don't know what to do. |
| 01:31:09 |
She's getting married, |
| 01:31:12 |
Glenn doesn't deserve her. |
| 01:31:14 |
All he cares about |
| 01:31:16 |
fancy cars, CD players. |
| 01:31:20 |
Even women |
| 01:31:23 |
Billy idol gets it. |
| 01:31:24 |
I don't know why |
| 01:31:26 |
I hope you find her. |
| 01:31:27 |
You guys |
| 01:31:29 |
Some creep in coach |
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just asked me to be part |
| 01:31:34 |
He said I was |
| 01:31:43 |
Is he right in here? |
| 01:31:47 |
What's the mile-high club? |
| 01:31:59 |
Oh, my God. |
| 01:32:01 |
They're on this plane. |
| 01:32:02 |
No way! |
| 01:32:04 |
You guys got to help me. |
| 01:32:05 |
Right! |
| 01:32:10 |
Good afternoon, everyone. |
| 01:32:12 |
We're flying at 26,000 feet, |
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and we got clear skies |
| 01:32:19 |
And now, we're bringing you |
| 01:32:22 |
One of our first-class |
| 01:32:24 |
would like |
| 01:32:26 |
inspired by one |
| 01:32:28 |
And since we let |
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do pretty much whatever |
| 01:32:37 |
I wanna make you smile... |
| 01:32:40 |
Whenever you're sad... |
| 01:32:43 |
Carry you around... |
| 01:32:44 |
When your arthritis is bad. |
| 01:32:46 |
Oh, all I wanna do... |
| 01:32:49 |
Is grow old with you. |
| 01:32:55 |
I'll get you medicine... |
| 01:32:57 |
When your tummy aches... |
| 01:33:01 |
Build you a fire... |
| 01:33:02 |
If the furnace breaks. |
| 01:33:04 |
Oh, it could be so nice... |
| 01:33:08 |
Growin' old with you. |
| 01:33:14 |
I'll miss you... |
| 01:33:16 |
Kiss you... |
| 01:33:18 |
Give you my coat... |
| 01:33:20 |
When you are cold... |
| 01:33:22 |
Need you... |
| 01:33:24 |
Feed you... |
| 01:33:27 |
Even let you hold... |
| 01:33:28 |
The remote control. |
| 01:33:34 |
What the hell's |
| 01:33:41 |
Get out of the way! |
| 01:33:43 |
Excuse me, sir. |
| 01:33:52 |
How you doing, sir? |
| 01:33:55 |
Get out of my way, |
| 01:33:58 |
Don't you talk |
| 01:34:04 |
So let me clear the dishes... |
| 01:34:06 |
In our kitchen sink... |
| 01:34:09 |
Put you to bed... |
| 01:34:11 |
When you've had |
| 01:34:15 |
I could be the man... |
| 01:34:18 |
Who grows old with you. |
| 01:34:22 |
I wanna grow old... |
| 01:34:25 |
With you. |
| 01:34:36 |
That was the most |
| 01:34:38 |
I got a confession to make. |
| 01:34:40 |
That song was about you. |
| 01:34:43 |
Good. |
| 01:34:44 |
I'm in love with you. |
| 01:34:48 |
I am so in love with you. |
| 01:34:53 |
That wasn't a bad song. |
| 01:34:55 |
I'm going to tell those |
| 01:34:57 |
You mind if I give her |
| 01:35:00 |
Do what you got to do. |
| 01:35:22 |
I know this... |
| 01:35:24 |
Much is... |
| 01:35:26 |
True. |
| 01:35:31 |
I know this... |
| 01:35:34 |
Much is... |
| 01:35:36 |
True. |
| 01:35:39 |
I know, I know, I know... |
| 01:35:41 |
This much is true. |
| 01:35:43 |
Oh, yes, I do... |
| 01:35:46 |
Robbie and Julia. |
